Actual Play – The Sprawl – S2 City at War – Episode 7

[00:00:00] Welcome to the Roleplaying Exchange tonight. We're playing the sprawl. I'm your GM Joe.

[00:00:07] And the players should introduce themselves and their characters in alphabetical order.

[00:00:13] Player alphabetical order. Okay, that's going to go ahead and start off with me then. I

[00:00:17] am Adam and I am reprising the role of Banshee, the driver class. I wrote a check a few

[00:00:25] episodes back about offering to drive a race car for somebody and I have a feeling that

[00:00:30] check's about to come due during our most daring of highs. So, multi-classing or tasking.

[00:00:39] And hi, I'm Brownie. I'm playing Watch Tonight, the tech playbook. I'll be along for that ride

[00:00:44] because I am in the car with Banshee. And hey, this is Chris. I will be reprising the role of

[00:00:51] Chris. And I came up with a real banger of an idea for tonight's game. Like this is going to go

[00:00:58] well, right y'all? It's going to go perfect. Hello everybody. This is David. I'm going to be reprising

[00:01:07] the role of everybody's favorite killer, the woman in white, Elena Loboshenka. Tonight I will be

[00:01:13] jumping from Hang Glider with Banshee Cord, hero landing on top of building and hopefully

[00:01:19] not killing too many people this time. They will remember the last time all too well.

[00:01:25] I should also mention that I am the reporter playbook because that makes sense, right?

[00:01:31] Well, it makes sense for your character anyway. And this is Jeremy. I'll be reprising the role

[00:01:37] of Julian Black, the fixer and to be over clay ounce with you. I'm not sure if it was

[00:01:42] Banshee that decided to do the Death Race 2020 XX or if it was me in making a deal with Mechamullet

[00:01:50] to have her drive in the Death Race 20 XX. We'll leave that to mystery. I mean, if we're really

[00:01:57] thinking about it based on how Mechamullet acts, it's probably you who made the deal.

[00:02:02] Probably was. He would just call Banshee little lady or something. Mechamullet stepped

[00:02:08] right out of the 1980s into the 2080s. For him, there is only one 80s.

[00:02:20] You're still in the legwork phase. So any legwork you want to complete, this would be the time

[00:02:24] to do it. That includes establishing the wizard alternate identity,

[00:02:30] PsyGen subsidiary VP for Craig's completely not insane undercover boss plan.

[00:02:43] That's a great idea. It's a good idea. It's a wonderful idea.

[00:02:48] And remind totally the listeners and not us, how far along is our prep clock?

[00:02:53] You're up to 1800.

[00:02:56] Yeah, we started at 1800 because we did a lot of prep work.

[00:03:00] Yeah, you spent a bunch of time investigating the Mr. Lars Foxwell about what his deal was

[00:03:08] and why he disappeared and why he might be back now.

[00:03:12] Yeah, I'm pretty sure that we've got a rampant AI in a dongle at this point.

[00:03:19] Well, it isn't rampant yet. We're fixing to make it rampant.

[00:03:24] Let's briefly for all of the members of the group's purpose here to go over our initial plan.

[00:03:29] So we were going to send in Craig and Julian on the ground floor. They're going to be doing

[00:03:38] undercover boss at work trying to make it up toward the Zoom server room or somewhere at

[00:03:44] the top is where we're going. And at the same time, Elena, it's going to be

[00:03:52] parasailing or parachuting or bungee jumping into the top of the building.

[00:03:57] Hang gliding. Okay. Hang glide, bungee jump.

[00:04:00] Hang jumping. Hang jumping is no extreme sport. It's pretty extreme.

[00:04:08] Extreme for both parties.

[00:04:09] I'm sorry, both parties. The bungee cord and the person?

[00:04:17] No, bungee cord and building.

[00:04:20] The bungee cord and the hang glider operator you're bungeeing off of. Because if you don't

[00:04:27] do this right, you could bounce back up and really kind of throw off their, you know, balance

[00:04:34] and then you both crash to the ground die.

[00:04:38] So at that point in time, I've kind of heard, I assume on the DL that there's another death

[00:04:46] ray is kind of coming up. It's not beneficial yet, but kind of ban she is assuming that she

[00:04:53] may be getting a phone call pretty soon. And I need somebody to get out of my dreams

[00:05:00] and get into my car. So watch is going to possibly help me on that.

[00:05:07] Right along tonight? Yeah. While I do some remote hacking on the building.

[00:05:11] It's a perfect cover story. And we got to really be handle this issue with kid gloves,

[00:05:15] because we don't want to alert the company that what we're doing. So I'm glad that

[00:05:22] I'm on team destruction. She should up and you guys are still.

[00:05:26] I mean, if you're in the middle of the race when they have to make a quick

[00:05:29] getaway, it's going to be pretty hard to manage that.

[00:05:33] Very true. They're going to be using nature's car, their feet.

[00:05:39] Yeah, that's an option. So guys, what else can we do to this to give ourselves some advantages?

[00:05:48] Maybe we could steal a car and stash it. So at least one of you could try to make a getaway

[00:05:54] if I'm kind of caught up. We could also double down on the narrative we have for Mr. Wizard so far.

[00:06:01] I posted it in the chat. Right. He's a vice president of social media correspondence for

[00:06:07] OTJ, which is definitely not gab. That makes sense. And he's, I mean, remember that the other

[00:06:15] his strategy last time was, hey, I'm going to work with these nano link guys to

[00:06:24] use them against my internal competition at SigeN. So this would just if you went in and

[00:06:30] we're just like, I'm for more time to sew more discord that would be completely in character.

[00:06:37] I need to make phone call. Just remembered we did not ask Gump to directly if she would

[00:06:43] be willing to do. I set that up with Gump Toder. Yeah, you actually met Gump Toder.

[00:06:48] That's lady, right? Yeah. Set up the hang glider stuff. She was all into it. She said,

[00:06:54] you know, here's my hang glider. We mentioned the bungee jump off of it. She was super excited.

[00:06:58] You didn't mention me, right? No. Good. Now, I try to avoid admission you when possible

[00:07:05] because I don't know who's going to either say tell him to say hello or punch me in the face

[00:07:11] for knowing you. He's going to take it wrong. Yeah, there's a lot of those unknown take it wrong

[00:07:16] type people out there. Even Craig is just like you didn't mention me, right? Just make it sure.

[00:07:23] Don't talk about me. I love how we both have different levels of name recognition

[00:07:30] by this point in the campaign. Yeah, people are actively afraid of you. People want to murder

[00:07:36] me. Probably the only reason Craig hasn't been murdered yet is because Elena is his friend. Yes.

[00:07:44] It's like those signs behind the counter do not serve this person.

[00:07:48] We have that next to the phone. Do not mention Craig. Do not mention Craig.

[00:07:52] The only person to mention Craig is Craig. They've got those behind the counter. It's

[00:07:58] oh, what is it? What's the place we're getting? Sygen. They got those behind Sygen for

[00:08:04] Elena and what potentially could be Chris. Yes. Oddly enough, the only people who

[00:08:10] will talk about Craig openly are Craig and Rodney. Yeah, there are many Rodney rants about Craig.

[00:08:18] Not by name though. Fucking asshole. He spends a lot of time on ride along.

[00:08:26] He's got a small audience because people like to feel his incoherent and useless rage.

[00:08:34] I'm just, I'm glad that I can help him make money. Not enough.

[00:08:42] Let's see. Chris, you've got one intel. Brownie has two. And Julian also has one.

[00:08:51] So here's based on the notes I took from last time. Here's what needs doing.

[00:08:58] Brownie's already got the attachment hacked. So he can use it to get inside Sygen systems

[00:09:04] when everything is placed, but not before. At some point you're going to do the death race.

[00:09:13] It will happen when it is most inconvenient. At some point you have to edit the footage,

[00:09:19] the double blind, edit it so that it looks like it's been edited to cover up the fact

[00:09:25] that it's been edited. Edit it really well and then edit it really poorly. That's right.

[00:09:32] Got to make it look like corporate interference. And you need to establish a solid ID for the wizard.

[00:09:43] His ticket from the fracas was enough to get him in the fracas. It's not going to help here.

[00:09:48] Um, and he is also a person who actually exists. That's another problem.

[00:09:54] Um, why am I getting false flagged into this place? I've been in Boca Raton this entire time.

[00:10:01] Never left Boca Raton. It's my favorite place to be ever.

[00:10:06] As somebody who went to college in Boca Raton, it's not.

[00:10:10] I mean maybe it is for him. He's weirdo.

[00:10:12] Is he 90?

[00:10:13] He's 80.

[00:10:14] You don't know, you've never met him.

[00:10:17] We literally stole his ID.

[00:10:19] It's true. A preliminary hack into side-gen systems would get you all the shit you need on him.

[00:10:26] And also change it so that you're appropriate.

[00:10:30] You do know because he's from a subsidiary, he probably hasn't shown up

[00:10:34] at the central office very often.

[00:10:36] That's kind of what I'm uh, banking on.

[00:10:38] Yeah, yeah.

[00:10:40] Well, barring the fact that if we don't want to use Hacker Man, we could always use 1-800 remote access.

[00:10:46] Right. That's what he's for.

[00:10:49] I don't think Hacker Man wants to deal with me anymore.

[00:10:52] I mean not no, not with Craig. Not with Craig.

[00:10:54] Like other people could hire him for uh, for jobs.

[00:10:59] Like you could hire him and tell him, and if he asked if Craig is involved,

[00:11:02] you could just lie and say no.

[00:11:05] Uh, and he'd probably do the work.

[00:11:08] But he just doesn't want anything to do with any Craig stuff because

[00:11:12] Craig's kind of a loose cannon and he's worried about.

[00:11:15] What I really appreciate about it is that Hacker Man is more worried about Craig than Craig is.

[00:11:22] Yeah, well, Craig doesn't seem to have a great attachment to himself.

[00:11:29] Um, so what I'm thinking we can do here is I can try to hit the streets

[00:11:36] and like fake some tabloid shit about um, incoming side gen executives.

[00:11:46] Because like no one ever listens. No one ever believes that shit.

[00:11:50] Right, but it's enough to give it, to give us at least a cover.

[00:11:54] Mm-hmm. I wish we knew what this guy kind of even looked like.

[00:11:58] I mean we're doing undercover boss so we can kind of look like whatever, but

[00:12:03] if he's 90 and we roll in and you're like 26, there might be a bit of a difference.

[00:12:07] A simple research role should be able to give you an idea as to what he looks like.

[00:12:11] I imagine that Craig is going like, he looks like he's 30 going on drugs.

[00:12:17] 30 going on 60. Yeah.

[00:12:21] He's been around.

[00:12:23] He's not treating himself well.

[00:12:25] No.

[00:12:28] Okay. All right, so would this be a gather evidence role?

[00:12:32] Um, yeah I would allow that sure.

[00:12:34] All right so that is a mixed success.

[00:12:37] Okay.

[00:12:38] With a gather evidence you get the evidence you need,

[00:12:42] advance that story clock with a seventh or nine, you get the evidence but tip your hand to someone

[00:12:48] implicated in your story.

[00:12:50] Oop. Tell the amici which clock to advance, a relevant corporate clock,

[00:12:56] the linked noise clock or the relevant mission clock, legwork reaction.

[00:13:01] Joe, I'm just going to give you a do you a favor.

[00:13:04] Okay.

[00:13:04] And Mr. Wizard apparently knows that we've been looking into him.

[00:13:08] Yeah, yeah that makes sense.

[00:13:10] Tip that corporate clock.

[00:13:12] All right, it's up to 1500 NanoLink.

[00:13:16] Hey, they officially remember you exist.

[00:13:20] Fuck.

[00:13:21] Like the security folks are like, ah shit they're back.

[00:13:25] All right, let me get in there and bump this NanoLink or a Sigen clock up.

[00:13:33] I feel like that was probably the smartest clock to bump up as opposed to our legwork clock

[00:13:38] because we don't have a lot of legwork left.

[00:13:40] Yeah.

[00:13:43] And Mr. Wizard knows.

[00:13:47] Does he look like Fred Savage?

[00:13:49] He does not look like Fred Savage.

[00:13:51] Oh he does now.

[00:13:52] He looks like Fred Savage's little brother in the wizard.

[00:13:57] Yeah, he looks like the other savage.

[00:14:00] Yeah, this is going to region check me just a little bit,

[00:14:02] but every time I hear the wizard I can't help but think, oh Ozzy Smith.

[00:14:07] Wow.

[00:14:07] Wow.

[00:14:09] Yeah, you're not wrong.

[00:14:11] Yeah, that wow face cardinal, yeah.

[00:14:17] I think I got his baseball card from 1987.

[00:14:20] Tops.

[00:14:22] I'm pretty sure I have that same card with an autograph on it.

[00:14:25] Somewhere.

[00:14:28] So Joe, just to maximize the chaos here.

[00:14:32] Yeah.

[00:14:33] Can we say that Mr. Wizard himself has been banned from Gab or OTJ?

[00:14:39] He's been banned from his own fucking website.

[00:14:42] Um, yeah, but it's a marketing stunt.

[00:14:47] It's to show that they honor the terms and conditions no matter who you are.

[00:14:51] He's got a shadow account.

[00:14:52] Yeah, so he's banned but it's a bullshit ban.

[00:14:55] Yeah.

[00:14:56] So I give this information to Julian.

[00:14:59] Alrighty.

[00:15:00] You're the social expert.

[00:15:02] Go for it.

[00:15:03] Yeah.

[00:15:04] Well, I'm wondering if since we're planning on doing undercover boss,

[00:15:10] so it's going to be an unkept secret that people are coming in because you know there's

[00:15:15] going to be PR and everything else coming in.

[00:15:17] So I wonder if it'd be a good idea to kind of spread rumors that on this day,

[00:15:24] the wizard of OTJ is going to be coming in as an undercover boss.

[00:15:29] Keep it quiet.

[00:15:31] Spread it to one person, keep it quiet and then let the legend grow from there.

[00:15:35] We absolutely cannot tell you under any circumstance that this particular day at 10 a.m.,

[00:15:43] you want to look busy.

[00:15:45] It's not like the boss is coming in or anything.

[00:15:48] Let's say I want to start spreading rumors and stuff and being like, oh man,

[00:15:52] they're the people up top are real pissed off, but this is going to be a real good PR stunt for our OTJ line.

[00:15:57] They want to have a ride along as they undercover boss just to see what happens

[00:16:01] with the people on the inside.

[00:16:03] Now, so we have that whole angle.

[00:16:08] We know where to get the stuff.

[00:16:10] Do we know where it's going to be stored to make it as quick as possible so we can expedite this?

[00:16:14] Is there any information that we're missing here?

[00:16:19] We should have a bit of information already from our first infiltration,

[00:16:23] but it's probably not complete.

[00:16:27] Okay.

[00:16:27] So no.

[00:16:29] Yeah.

[00:16:31] Okay.

[00:16:31] You know, PsyGen, just professionally, you know, PsyGen security is going to be different from last time

[00:16:38] because you can't like allow that sort of break in and not try and fix it afterwards.

[00:16:44] I wonder if there's a way, Hacker was, I wonder if there's a way that you can

[00:16:49] introduce something to the system that would flag like maybe make them think we've done more

[00:16:54] to the server than we did beforehand and have them redirect our efforts to stop something else.

[00:17:01] Like, you know, we make it look like there's been a trojan on the website the entire time now.

[00:17:08] So they're all worried about the physical, I mean, the, you know, the internet aspect of it and not

[00:17:15] the, I'm going to go into the server and rip out your hard draft kind of aspect.

[00:17:20] Just upload a file called click me.html.exe to their website and link to it from the

[00:17:24] front page and just wait.

[00:17:26] Or one of us could try to infiltrate PsyGen as a basic employee and send in a worm.

[00:17:35] Sure could.

[00:17:35] But a really shitty one.

[00:17:37] Just a very bad one.

[00:17:39] Oh yeah, like just a pure fucking fishing scam.

[00:17:43] All right, but you got to know if it's bad.

[00:17:47] All right.

[00:17:47] So what you're trying to do here is really, it's got to be bad enough that they detect it,

[00:17:53] but not so bad that they detect it immediately and can detect where you uploaded it.

[00:17:58] And if they detect, if they detect the worm immediately but can't detect where it got uploaded

[00:18:05] to from quickly, they're going to know that it's a trick.

[00:18:12] We're going to have to contact Hacker Man.

[00:18:15] Do we have anyone who would have these skills who we don't like that we could contact through

[00:18:20] like a double blind so that they can fail and get caught and doubly help us out?

[00:18:26] Oh, I'm sure I could know a guy.

[00:18:28] Yeah, that's that's a...

[00:18:31] Like someone we don't like?

[00:18:33] I mean, yeah, you can invent one of these people.

[00:18:38] It'll be on Julien to set up the contact through Intermediary.

[00:18:45] I mean, you guys, like has there been a hacker who's been a thorn in your side?

[00:18:50] Perhaps unrelated to the game.

[00:18:53] What does a chameleon do, Chris?

[00:18:55] He's a politician.

[00:18:56] He's just a politician.

[00:18:57] Unfortunately, he's not come up very often.

[00:19:00] His son is also a streamer, which is kind but not terrible.

[00:19:05] Yeah, you, uh...

[00:19:07] He eats a streamer.

[00:19:08] Yeah, you got him into your car and drove him all over the place.

[00:19:11] Uh-huh, that's right.

[00:19:14] Well, we could always just pin it on him.

[00:19:16] I'm fairly certain Endropolf have someone working for him.

[00:19:21] Endropolf?

[00:19:22] Pick off Endropolf?

[00:19:24] I mean, if you want to drop it on them, yeah, you certainly could.

[00:19:28] Oh, yeah, I forgot about those guys.

[00:19:30] We already made them mad once.

[00:19:32] Mayors will keep pushing, right?

[00:19:34] Yeah, oh, we can poke the bear.

[00:19:36] That's fine.

[00:19:37] I'll do my I Know People role and see if I can do an Intermediary that can hire

[00:19:43] hire Endropolf or one of his crew.

[00:19:46] If his name is Pick up Endropolf, his gang should be called the People's Delivery Service.

[00:19:53] Or the car talkers.

[00:19:55] All right, let's hit that street and see what happens on the car.

[00:20:00] Ooh, that's an 11.

[00:20:03] I have worked with them before with this contact before and...

[00:20:08] Have you done this sort of stuff with them before where you're like,

[00:20:11] you're the guy I use when I want to cover my ass?

[00:20:14] No, I'm going to use...

[00:20:16] I want to have somebody that's kind of an intermediary that's hiding them

[00:20:19] or that's basically a back channel to hire them through.

[00:20:22] Okay.

[00:20:24] They don't want to know that it's through us, basically.

[00:20:27] Well, yeah, right.

[00:20:29] But is this a person you've used before for that purpose?

[00:20:34] Yeah, it says on a 10 plus work with this contact before they have talent,

[00:20:39] write them down as a contact.

[00:20:40] Okay.

[00:20:41] That's my I know people.

[00:20:43] Cool.

[00:20:43] Who do you know?

[00:20:45] What is their name?

[00:20:47] It's actually my mom, Joyce.

[00:20:50] By actual mother, Joyce.

[00:20:53] All the pictures just go by really normal sounding names.

[00:20:56] Helen, Joyce, you know.

[00:20:58] Julian, Rick, Roger.

[00:21:02] Roger it is.

[00:21:03] Yeah.

[00:21:04] It's Roger.

[00:21:05] I mean, my name's Craig.

[00:21:06] I can't judge.

[00:21:07] Roger the go between.

[00:21:10] All right.

[00:21:12] Roger's got your back.

[00:21:13] Hey, Roger.

[00:21:14] How you doing, buddy?

[00:21:16] All right, Julian.

[00:21:17] How about yourself?

[00:21:18] Oh, not too bad.

[00:21:19] Not too bad.

[00:21:20] Have a potential or have a job that I need you to do for me.

[00:21:25] Keep it under the table so we don't get caught in between.

[00:21:31] I got you.

[00:21:32] I know that you're the master of this and you're the best at what you do.

[00:21:36] I figured I'd give old Roger a call and see if I could get you to set up a little

[00:21:41] hacker thing with us.

[00:21:43] Something to be not too great, not too bad, but just enough to catch some attention and not get caught immediately.

[00:21:49] But get caught?

[00:21:50] But get caught.

[00:21:52] Okay.

[00:21:53] Yeah, I got somebody I'd like to get caught.

[00:21:55] Oh, cool.

[00:21:56] I don't need to know the name.

[00:21:57] That way I can have plausible deniability.

[00:21:59] So you just enjoy yourself and let me know when the

[00:22:04] when it's all set up.

[00:22:07] Yeah, it won't take any time.

[00:22:08] Just tell me what you need and who needs to be done to.

[00:22:14] Okay.

[00:22:16] What was the plan?

[00:22:17] Sitting up like an intermediate kind of a Trojan horse.

[00:22:22] You're living a really bad worm.

[00:22:24] Yeah, a really fucking shitty worm.

[00:22:27] All right, I need a little shitty worm hacked into the system at the Saigin building and

[00:22:34] I need it to be just good enough to get in and not good enough to not be

[00:22:39] and just good enough to not be detected immediately, but detected eventually.

[00:22:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got this kid.

[00:22:49] He's been a real fuck up since day one.

[00:22:50] It's a good form.

[00:22:54] Yeah, no problem.

[00:22:56] You let me know when you need the worm.

[00:22:58] Is he going to deliver it himself or are you going to like place it or what?

[00:23:04] I need to know the terms, you know.

[00:23:06] Do we want to place it ourselves or do we have it?

[00:23:09] Do we want to have him drop it and then let it then give him the signal, let it go?

[00:23:14] We've got a lot going on.

[00:23:15] I'd say let the kid do what the kid's going to do.

[00:23:18] I think we're already setting him up to be a Patsy so

[00:23:22] yeah might as well go full go full hog.

[00:23:25] All right, sounds good.

[00:23:26] Really this kid's life.

[00:23:28] Yeah, from the sounds of it he deserves it.

[00:23:30] So I'm not going to live too much sleep over it.

[00:23:33] At least I'm not pushing him out in front of bullets.

[00:23:36] I'm just going to let the bullets come to him.

[00:23:39] So I just let him do his work, let him do his magic as good or as bad as it is and

[00:23:46] we'll give you the signal about when to let it free.

[00:23:50] Okay, I'm just going to name this hacker real quick.

[00:23:53] Hacker man.

[00:23:55] It's not hacker man.

[00:23:57] Hacker man's good.

[00:23:58] Hacker man's a pro.

[00:23:59] He's hacker man.

[00:24:01] Yeah.

[00:24:02] On the other hand, hacker lad is new.

[00:24:06] Hacker lad's a sidekick.

[00:24:08] There's only one good name for this person.

[00:24:11] Hey, yeah.

[00:24:12] Weedlord Boner Hitler 420.

[00:24:15] I was going to go with something not quite that cringe but still pretty cringe.

[00:24:19] That's comrade static.

[00:24:21] That's what I called him.

[00:24:24] That's still pretty cringe.

[00:24:26] That's good though.

[00:24:26] I like it.

[00:24:27] It's good.

[00:24:28] All right.

[00:24:28] Whenever it goes off, a little hammer and sickle goes off with a little linen in the background laughing.

[00:24:33] Yeah.

[00:24:34] It's specifically the communist cat meme.

[00:24:37] Oh, okay.

[00:24:40] I live a charmed existence.

[00:24:43] Yes, okay.

[00:24:44] That's what I thought it was.

[00:24:48] All right.

[00:24:48] So let's get to some video.

[00:24:51] Oh, I have a good idea about that.

[00:24:53] We need it edited really well and then edited really poorly.

[00:24:57] So that sounds to me like we need one success and one failure

[00:25:00] on finding someone to edit.

[00:25:02] I see.

[00:25:03] So you're going to find somebody to fuck it up, somebody to fix it, and then somebody to fuck it up.

[00:25:08] I got you.

[00:25:09] That's right.

[00:25:09] And it sounds like maybe Craig with his media contacts will probably be able to find the good person.

[00:25:16] And I can find some kind of amateur bullshit artist in my makerspace group.

[00:25:22] I sure can.

[00:25:24] All right.

[00:25:25] So from what I gather, I'm going to try to look into my local area.

[00:25:34] So a lot of the online freelance journalist landscape is probably like it's like one step away

[00:25:47] from being just pure horrible nonsense.

[00:25:52] Sorry.

[00:25:53] I'm trying to figure out about this.

[00:25:54] Thank you.

[00:25:57] Let's put it this way.

[00:25:58] I know have you all seen Transmett, have you all read Transmettra Palatin?

[00:26:04] Unfortunately, I've not been able to get it.

[00:26:07] All right.

[00:26:08] Well, I'll help you with that later, Joe.

[00:26:11] The main character of Transmettra Palatin is a journalist named Spider Jerusalem.

[00:26:16] And one of the first people he decides to interview once he comes back to the city is

[00:26:22] a dude who renamed himself Fred Christ.

[00:26:28] He's like some help with alien DNA and now he's a cult leader.

[00:26:36] Yeah.

[00:26:36] So like that's what we're talking about, like when we talk about like outlaw journalism.

[00:26:40] So in this case, I'm looking into a somebody who's interested in

[00:26:49] artificial intelligence since they just look up somebody who's a conspiracy theorist and have

[00:26:55] them like fuck with it.

[00:26:57] I mean, those are the worst videos on YouTube anyway.

[00:27:00] Yeah, no, it's just Alex Jones.

[00:27:02] Just find the time the equivalent of personal this person's a reptoid.

[00:27:05] This person's a reptoid.

[00:27:06] Look, magnification to green.

[00:27:09] Maybe they call themselves the honest citizen.

[00:27:14] Yeah, let's go with that.

[00:27:15] So I'll reach out to the honest citizen who is my contact for this session.

[00:27:21] I'm not looking forward to that, by the way.

[00:27:26] All right.

[00:27:26] So how do you know them?

[00:27:28] Like is it you just run in the same circles or has this person cornered you before about AI research?

[00:27:35] Have they floated like a co-written piece?

[00:27:39] I figured out who they were after in a particularly unhinged reddit thread.

[00:27:47] Okay, all right.

[00:27:49] And they're also on gab.

[00:27:53] So this is not a person we like.

[00:27:56] No.

[00:27:58] I send a message, an encrypted message to the honest citizen and I already regret it

[00:28:04] before they even respond.

[00:28:06] All right.

[00:28:06] All right.

[00:28:08] So are you just going to text them basically or are you going to invite them to a conversation?

[00:28:14] And what do you say to invite him?

[00:28:16] Hey, got a job for you.

[00:28:17] You want to make some money?

[00:28:20] All right.

[00:28:21] He will come to the conversation if you spike it correctly.

[00:28:26] I mean he's going to come anyway because you know, roles.

[00:28:28] Yeah, of course.

[00:28:30] We definitely want to give a black eye to some of the bigger social media folks around here.

[00:28:36] And don't you want to be a part of that?

[00:28:38] The honest citizen, he always talks in the third person or whoever this person is.

[00:28:42] The honest citizen of course is ready to black the eye of any elite globalist group

[00:28:51] by which is constantly oppressing our citizens and destroying our rights.

[00:28:56] He goes on for a while.

[00:28:59] But it is effectively a yes.

[00:29:01] He would be happy to participate.

[00:29:03] I just let them go through their whole fucking steal.

[00:29:07] I understand that's a thing now.

[00:29:10] All right.

[00:29:11] What do you need the honest citizen to do?

[00:29:16] All right, just a reminder we're trying to make the honest citizen create a fairly good fake,

[00:29:22] right?

[00:29:24] Okay.

[00:29:25] Yeah.

[00:29:26] Do you remember how back in the early 2020s, Alex Jones got spiked?

[00:29:34] Patron Saint.

[00:29:36] First of the truth tellers.

[00:29:39] And they destroyed him through fake media?

[00:29:41] Exactly.

[00:29:42] We're going to do the same thing to them.

[00:29:44] Great.

[00:29:44] I'm on board.

[00:29:46] I have trained for this day.

[00:29:48] While you were at school learning to write, I was teaching myself to video edit.

[00:29:54] You were covering wars?

[00:29:56] I was video editing wars.

[00:29:58] Remember that video of Great Britain fighting in Panama before they broke up?

[00:30:07] Where they fought the aliens?

[00:30:08] That was me.

[00:30:10] Of course, the aliens were real.

[00:30:11] They weren't there.

[00:30:11] They were somewhere else.

[00:30:12] But I put that video together.

[00:30:15] That's a theater night on fire for five whole days.

[00:30:18] Yeah, man.

[00:30:19] That was really great.

[00:30:20] You did a good job there.

[00:30:22] Thank you.

[00:30:22] Somebody finally appreciates it.

[00:30:24] Don't tell anyone.

[00:30:25] We're due.

[00:30:26] I don't care.

[00:30:27] Don't worry.

[00:30:27] I keep my sources close to my chest.

[00:30:32] That's good.

[00:30:33] You're a real journalist.

[00:30:34] I'm a free speech warrior.

[00:30:35] That's right.

[00:30:37] Things you've felt virtual fist bump.

[00:30:40] All right.

[00:30:42] So all right, here's what we need to do.

[00:30:46] One cred, get this information in here.

[00:30:49] We need a worm.

[00:30:50] We want it to look as professional as possible.

[00:30:54] Okay.

[00:30:54] Yeah.

[00:30:54] So you want it to look professionally done or you want it to look real?

[00:30:59] Out of character, I do not think he is capable of making anything look real.

[00:31:04] Okay.

[00:31:04] So he's the fuck up.

[00:31:06] No, he's not quite the fuck up.

[00:31:09] He's just he's got ideology in his mind.

[00:31:12] Okay.

[00:31:13] Yeah.

[00:31:13] All right.

[00:31:13] I see.

[00:31:16] Make it look as good as possible.

[00:31:17] And here's the thing.

[00:31:18] This is a false flag operation.

[00:31:20] We're not going against the government this time.

[00:31:22] We are going against Saigen.

[00:31:25] We are going to get social media.

[00:31:28] Don't you want that?

[00:31:29] I do.

[00:31:30] I do.

[00:31:31] All right.

[00:31:32] Make it look as good as possible.

[00:31:35] If you can make it look like the worm is coming from a nano link even better.

[00:31:44] I can do it.

[00:31:44] I can do it.

[00:31:45] I got you.

[00:31:46] We want it to look so good that they can taste the banana.

[00:31:50] Just so fucking good, man.

[00:31:52] I have so much faith in you.

[00:31:55] Finally, finally, send me it.

[00:31:58] You'll have it and the credit.

[00:31:59] I need it for the new equipment I'm going to need to buy, but I'll do it.

[00:32:03] All right.

[00:32:03] For real.

[00:32:05] I'll send them the credit.

[00:32:06] It was real.

[00:32:07] The information.

[00:32:09] All right.

[00:32:09] We got our stooge.

[00:32:11] Two stooges we got down.

[00:32:12] Where's the third?

[00:32:13] Well, that'll be my stooge.

[00:32:16] All right.

[00:32:17] So he's a guy who's in my maker space group.

[00:32:20] Nobody takes him seriously.

[00:32:22] He goes by the true architect and he has two things that he likes to do.

[00:32:28] One, he downloads other people's 3D printing designs off of like Thingverse, 3D,

[00:32:34] Cyber, Futureversion, whatever thing that is, and then just adds his logo

[00:32:38] inset into it and then claims that he designed it.

[00:32:41] And the other thing is shitty video editing.

[00:32:44] That's his thing.

[00:32:45] How close?

[00:32:46] How much is this the McMansion guy?

[00:32:50] As close as it needs to be in your heart.

[00:32:53] And I'm going to give him the same exact talk up that Craig gave,

[00:32:58] except I know that he's just garbage and it will feed his ego.

[00:33:04] And I'll also give him the credit.

[00:33:07] He's really eager.

[00:33:07] He's like, yeah, yeah, fine.

[00:33:09] All right.

[00:33:09] Good.

[00:33:09] Good.

[00:33:10] Good.

[00:33:12] You know.

[00:33:13] It's the big times.

[00:33:16] It's a big time is where you're supposed to be.

[00:33:18] I believe in you.

[00:33:19] You're awesome.

[00:33:21] And your Benchy that you designed is way better than the original Benchy.

[00:33:27] Yeah, my Benchy kicks ass.

[00:33:29] Everybody says it.

[00:33:31] Everybody who's used to Benchy has kicked ass.

[00:33:34] It's got 12 downloads.

[00:33:37] It's amazing.

[00:33:38] It's amazing.

[00:33:39] Yeah.

[00:33:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:33:40] Three points of contact does not mean it's lesser.

[00:33:44] That's an advantage actually.

[00:33:46] It's actually designed to peel up at the corners.

[00:33:48] So it's more like a boat.

[00:33:50] Yeah.

[00:33:50] Right.

[00:33:51] So it's a better, the curvature is better for the body.

[00:33:55] It's ergonomic.

[00:33:57] It comes pretty distressed because it's rustic.

[00:33:59] That's right.

[00:34:01] All those things are true.

[00:34:03] And by design, I will definitely have this video for you.

[00:34:06] Watch.

[00:34:07] I'm glad somebody finally believes in me.

[00:34:10] You know, it's hard out here in these streets and these digital streets

[00:34:15] trying to improve everybody's stuff.

[00:34:17] So yeah, shoot me the video.

[00:34:20] I will have it juiced up exactly as you lined out as you told me.

[00:34:26] It will be amazing.

[00:34:27] And it will be in some ways.

[00:34:32] It'll be perfect for the purpose, I believe in you.

[00:34:35] Yeah.

[00:34:38] All right.

[00:34:38] So it takes probably like a day for the honest citizen to get his effects done.

[00:34:48] It actually doesn't look too bad.

[00:34:51] Like it doesn't look legit, but it looks sharp.

[00:34:57] I mean, say what you will about the honest citizens politics being nightmarish.

[00:35:01] They do have good editing abilities.

[00:35:04] Yeah. If they weren't so crazy, they probably could just get a regular job as a video editor.

[00:35:11] They need these corporations.

[00:35:12] It's just they're a lunatic.

[00:35:14] It's they got they got a job at info wars like 30 years ago and that just destroyed the rest.

[00:35:19] Yeah.

[00:35:19] Yeah.

[00:35:20] They were too young.

[00:35:21] Didn't have the resistance.

[00:35:22] Yeah.

[00:35:24] Meanwhile, the true architect, you know, farmed it out on Neo Fiverre

[00:35:29] and it's about like you'd expect.

[00:35:31] Yeah.

[00:35:32] Yeah.

[00:35:32] This is totally his MO.

[00:35:34] Didn't do his own work at all.

[00:35:36] He's like, I'll throw you five bucks if you if you make this look like these folks.

[00:35:41] He's like and he claims to work for as his own.

[00:35:44] He thinks it looks pretty good.

[00:35:48] Is the video we're editing the video from the fracas where those people got shot?

[00:35:53] Yes, it's been edited to make it look like side gen people got shot and then edit it back

[00:35:58] to give them the original faces very badly.

[00:36:00] Okay.

[00:36:01] So it's just this horrific this horrific gunfight video just keeps going back and forth getting

[00:36:06] shittier and shittier.

[00:36:09] We are basically deep frying a meme.

[00:36:12] Yeah, you know that the honest I will say this, you know the honest citizen is keeping

[00:36:16] that footage for something else.

[00:36:18] He's while they're going to use it in some other fashion for their own nefarious end.

[00:36:24] So, you know, it's not all golden.

[00:36:27] Hey man, I've got my extradition papers ready to go.

[00:36:33] I'm ready to leave the country.

[00:36:36] All right.

[00:36:37] So, uh, hey, uh, Julian watch, come take a look at this.

[00:36:42] What do you think?

[00:36:43] I think it's just shitty enough to be usable.

[00:36:47] I think we got our Larry or Curly or our Moe so

[00:36:50] It's a creptacular masterpiece.

[00:36:52] That's right.

[00:36:54] The true architect does it again.

[00:36:55] Give that man a high five next time you see him for me.

[00:36:59] Try not to make actual physical contact with me.

[00:37:01] It's kind of greasy.

[00:37:02] Yeah, I was gonna say that's why I wanted you to do it because I don't want to get his goo on my hand.

[00:37:08] Well, I can disinfect my cyber arm.

[00:37:10] It'll be fine.

[00:37:11] All right.

[00:37:11] So, um, you've got the video.

[00:37:15] You've got the worm.

[00:37:17] Worm that's going to obviously get caught.

[00:37:19] Um, yeah, I guess this is the is the right time to do

[00:37:25] the race.

[00:37:27] Now, are you going to make any other preparations for this race?

[00:37:30] I got nothing I can help with here.

[00:37:32] Sorry.

[00:37:33] I mean, I'm riding along and I have a bunch of grenades.

[00:37:35] Right.

[00:37:36] Uh, are you going to have anybody else ride along?

[00:37:39] You can have up to four pass.

[00:37:41] You can have up to three passengers.

[00:37:44] So Delano ride along with lots and lots of guns.

[00:37:47] Elena needs to skydive or bungee jump hang glide.

[00:37:53] Oh, you know, there wasn't a guy that I didn't

[00:37:56] let kill my, get himself killed to save me from gunfire.

[00:37:59] Oh, 100 K.

[00:38:01] Under, uh, yeah.

[00:38:02] 100 K Thompson.

[00:38:04] 100 K Thompson.

[00:38:06] There was also a what's her name?

[00:38:09] Elena Elena's, um,

[00:38:11] Elena's, um, Hunter study.

[00:38:12] Oh, Lexie.

[00:38:13] Lexie.

[00:38:13] Yeah.

[00:38:13] Lexie.

[00:38:14] Lexie.

[00:38:15] Uh, I can't remember what her last name was, but Lexie.

[00:38:18] It was just Lexie.

[00:38:18] It was just Lexie.

[00:38:19] We just knew her as Lexie.

[00:38:21] You know what, Lexie wants to be like Elena.

[00:38:23] Elena rode in there.

[00:38:24] David, by the way, it breaks my heart that I can't have you in here with me.

[00:38:28] We just, you're our ace.

[00:38:31] I mean, if, if, uh, if Elena wants to call in Lexie and have her ride shotgun or have.

[00:38:39] You want money?

[00:38:42] You want to expose your last time.

[00:38:45] What death race is going to be way less, uh, way less crazy than the fracas.

[00:38:50] So bad those people are still going to be shooting at Lexie,

[00:38:54] but good nosey is that Lexie will be behind armored piece of car with a really good driver

[00:39:00] with very good driver, best driver in all of Los Ligurals.

[00:39:05] I would go so far as to say cybernetically good move what I need to make to get Lexie in on

[00:39:10] this.

[00:39:10] I mean, just throw her credit or something there.

[00:39:13] Yeah.

[00:39:13] Yeah.

[00:39:14] Uh, I mean, if you're straight up and say, Hey, it's death race.

[00:39:17] I need some protection like she'll be down 100 K will definitely be down.

[00:39:23] Elena couldn't be here, but she told us that in her place you'd be the best one.

[00:39:28] I mean, that would be a lie, but it would be at a very effective one.

[00:39:32] Mm hmm.

[00:39:33] Or just tell Lexie to say it.

[00:39:35] So, you know, I think maybe we could go, I'm sorry.

[00:39:39] I didn't get that.

[00:39:39] Go ahead.

[00:39:40] That's my fault.

[00:39:41] I mean, we could get Elena to say that, but if we actually had her dress as Elena

[00:39:46] that, and she just stayed out of view for the most part, then that's plausible

[00:39:51] to that ability.

[00:39:52] I mean, obviously we weren't involved in this.

[00:39:55] Well, I think that has some merit.

[00:40:00] I, I like Lexie and I don't want Lexie to be confused with Elena, the woman in white,

[00:40:07] the most famous killer in Los Ligeros.

[00:40:11] That's true.

[00:40:12] I mean, I'm, I'm caring about, I've started this thing where I care about her NPCs.

[00:40:16] So what's, how much would it cost to get both 100 K and Lexie on board?

[00:40:21] It's one night of work.

[00:40:22] It'll be one cred.

[00:40:23] One credit for both or one, or one together?

[00:40:26] One for each.

[00:40:28] I just personally, I am just telling you right now, Banshee, I would like them to go in with open eyes.

[00:40:36] Yeah.

[00:40:36] Oh man.

[00:40:37] So that's it.

[00:40:37] I'll be straight up with them.

[00:40:39] So she, you know, if you all don't think that it's worth doing the,

[00:40:45] Oh no, no, I think they're great.

[00:40:47] They will be great additions.

[00:40:49] It's just, I, when I see talent, I don't want it to go to waste.

[00:40:55] I mean, Elena might be doing kind of like a Dred Pirate Roberts intern program.

[00:41:01] Like when Elena wants to retire, they're just a new Elena.

[00:41:04] No, it's not new Elena is new woman in white.

[00:41:08] It's very important difference.

[00:41:09] We can't call new, we can't call new woman in white to be Elena.

[00:41:13] We just called new woman in white to be new woman in white.

[00:41:16] This phase, she doesn't have all of Elena's old baggage,

[00:41:19] but does manage to carry all of Elena's reputation.

[00:41:23] I can, I'll call in and throw in the credit for 100K because he knows me as Mr. Red.

[00:41:30] All right.

[00:41:30] I'll throw in a credit for Lexi.

[00:41:33] All right.

[00:41:33] So death race, 100K Thompson and Lexi both there.

[00:41:41] You're revving at the start.

[00:41:43] Make them all also there.

[00:41:46] Benji, good to see you.

[00:41:49] I'm good to see you too.

[00:41:51] Ah, back to Irish, huh?

[00:41:53] You can't get away from it.

[00:41:55] You get that chip looked at.

[00:41:58] It's a feature, not a bug.

[00:42:00] Speaking of that, do you perhaps have a map

[00:42:02] or layout of a series setting up for me or is this terrain?

[00:42:06] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let me shoot that right over.

[00:42:09] Let me shoot you a, shoot you the map.

[00:42:12] I'm interestingly enough, it's a double loop

[00:42:15] and they do do a loop past the casinos.

[00:42:19] So if you timeless correctly,

[00:42:22] you could be in the right place for a pickup if something goes wrong.

[00:42:27] I'm gonna get hit by a car again on the way through trying to pick me up.

[00:42:32] Bam.

[00:42:33] And Julian Black was there after a smear on the asphalt.

[00:42:39] Would it be possible in the pre race as I'm walking around to use my pyrotechnician

[00:42:43] to maybe attach some magnetic bombs to some of the other cars?

[00:42:47] Not Mecha-Mollet, of course.

[00:42:49] Well, you're riding for Mecha-Mollet.

[00:42:51] So yeah, that would be a bad idea.

[00:42:52] Right.

[00:42:53] Be bombing your own car.

[00:42:55] Also, it just immediately attached to his mullet.

[00:42:58] It is Mecha.

[00:42:59] So yeah, there is, yes.

[00:43:05] However, I think it's a good idea to use the Mecha-Mollet.

[00:43:09] However.

[00:43:10] However, this is going to be a act under pressure.

[00:43:15] I'm good with that.

[00:43:17] Can I get a plus one forward from my pyrotechnician knowledge of explosives?

[00:43:21] Yes.

[00:43:23] Because you're going to be comfortable handling it and you don't have to do it like super gingerly.

[00:43:27] Well, they didn't work out so well.

[00:43:28] That's a five.

[00:43:29] What does a five do to me?

[00:43:31] Gives you an experience.

[00:43:33] Yeah, you get an experience.

[00:43:35] Can I pitch that I just really poorly place them so they're immediately seeing when the people

[00:43:39] come back to their cars and they have no effect?

[00:43:43] I was going to say you get caught placing them.

[00:43:48] Or it's not going to, they won't get seen.

[00:43:55] Let's say this.

[00:43:58] They won't get seen but they won't have the effect you want.

[00:44:02] So you rig the cars.

[00:44:04] There will be explosions.

[00:44:07] Whether those explosions are good or bad for you is an open question.

[00:44:13] What I'm going to say is every time you were about to place it in a

[00:44:16] correct location, somebody came by so you just slapped it on and got off.

[00:44:20] Because you knew this would be bad to get caught doing.

[00:44:25] So yeah.

[00:44:27] That's what I'm going to say.

[00:44:29] The bombs are on there.

[00:44:31] They won't get removed but they may not have the effect you desired which is to destroy the cars.

[00:44:38] That was good to me.

[00:44:40] Somehow the bomb you put in makes them go faster.

[00:44:44] That's what I was thinking.

[00:44:45] It makes them blow up.

[00:44:48] Where it fires off some unnecessary piece of the car at an inopportune time for you.

[00:44:56] Apparently it works by Warhammer 40k rules and their orcs.

[00:45:02] Yeah.

[00:45:03] You turned them into orcs.

[00:45:04] They're now made of fungus.

[00:45:07] It blows off some unnecessary body panel exposing a red body panel underneath and it goes faster.

[00:45:14] Yes.

[00:45:14] Yeah, of course.

[00:45:16] I believe there are no other things to do.

[00:45:20] Everybody is prepped.

[00:45:22] Except you don't have the ID for Mr. Wizard.

[00:45:27] You just have the information to create it.

[00:45:30] Yeah, we need somebody to do that.

[00:45:34] Well I'm out of people that I can tap.

[00:45:37] I am really tempted to just call my brother-in-law.

[00:45:40] Who do we need?

[00:45:41] What do we need?

[00:45:43] We need somebody to make a fake ID.

[00:45:45] Yeah.

[00:45:46] Don't worry.

[00:45:46] I know perfect guy.

[00:45:48] Uh oh.

[00:45:49] Oh, who do you know?

[00:45:51] It's okay.

[00:45:51] I will make call.

[00:45:52] Craig, you stay over here.

[00:45:53] Uh Mr. Black Dummy Favour keep Craig occupied for the next 10-15 minutes.

[00:45:59] I gave him like a paddle ball.

[00:46:01] All right.

[00:46:02] Jump out puzzle in front of him.

[00:46:03] I don't care.

[00:46:04] Just keep him occupied.

[00:46:06] Go to the other side.

[00:46:07] I am already interested in why I am being kept away from there.

[00:46:12] Hello Mr. Hackerman.

[00:46:15] Elena have work for you.

[00:46:17] All right.

[00:46:18] What do you need?

[00:46:20] Well Mr. Hackerman, I need fake IDs for these faces.

[00:46:25] Okay.

[00:46:29] And did not want to tell your brother-in-law that we were going to be calling you.

[00:46:33] It's not, he's not involved right?

[00:46:35] Like oh, not at all.

[00:46:39] All right.

[00:46:40] You literally have to show him my face to do this.

[00:46:43] I want to point out.

[00:46:45] Well it's your face with the fake little mustache on it so it's fine.

[00:46:48] Okay yeah no.

[00:46:49] He won't be able to get it.

[00:46:50] Right.

[00:46:54] Yeah so fake ID.

[00:46:56] I can make this variable.

[00:47:00] So you can just fill in the information like that's not a problem.

[00:47:05] Oh good so that I can just drop in pictures as needed?

[00:47:09] Yeah I mean it's only going to work once because you know the information you put in there is going

[00:47:14] to be you know hard coded in but yeah yeah you can just that way that way I don't have any real

[00:47:22] connection to what's going on.

[00:47:23] I haven't made any alterations you know I just gave you the material by which you could do with as you will.

[00:47:32] That is perfect Mr. Hackerman.

[00:47:34] I'm trying to get out of the business frankly so.

[00:47:38] Oh da da.

[00:47:40] Your brother-in-law has to react to me in far too many times.

[00:47:44] And this time is quick easy little little thing.

[00:47:48] Yeah okay um yeah this shouldn't take any time at all just uh give me a couple hours and I'll

[00:47:54] have it over to you and then you can do whatever you're gonna do you're gonna do.

[00:47:58] Listen tell Craig his sister says hello and he's invited to dinner next Thursday.

[00:48:04] She's making Neo turkey.

[00:48:07] And tell him I would appreciate it if he would come because I don't want to eat all this

[00:48:12] Neo turkey by myself and he owes me some favors.

[00:48:15] I will tell him that his sister is making his favorite the Neo turkey.

[00:48:20] Yes I don't know if that'll work I don't know whether it's his favorite or not frankly but

[00:48:25] you know maybe we'll get lucky.

[00:48:27] I will even offer to pistol whip him for you.

[00:48:30] Uh yeah please don't do that.

[00:48:33] Like he's still he's still family come on.

[00:48:38] So I get very bored of the phone.

[00:48:42] That they've been distracting me with.

[00:48:45] So uh yeah and then in a couple hours you get it uh messengers to you.

[00:48:51] You get a special delivery and there it is portable ID with interable information.

[00:48:59] Is this from Hacker man?

[00:49:00] Nope from uh when he had a remote access.

[00:49:04] Oh this is this is someone entirely different by the way speaking of Hacker man

[00:49:09] right into him at supermarket other day he says wife is making Neo turkey next Tuesday you should

[00:49:14] turn up in.

[00:49:16] Okay you're lying to me.

[00:49:17] All right I'm lying what makes you think that I would lie about his sister making turkey?

[00:49:23] Your sister his wife is making Neo turkey.

[00:49:27] Is your favorite is it not?

[00:49:29] I'm more of a pork guy uh all right.

[00:49:32] But you love her Neo turkey yes?

[00:49:36] You go eat turkey?

[00:49:37] Okay it's pretty good.

[00:49:39] It's pretty good all right uh I'll you said Tuesday?

[00:49:43] Yeah east Tuesday.

[00:49:44] Okay Joe you said Thursday so get ready for a waxy a wacky mix-up

[00:49:52] in which I show up like fucking rust coal from season one of true detective.

[00:49:57] Just gonna show up to like uh yeah we'll have uh we'll mix something.

[00:50:04] Greg do I want to ask why he got all those bullet holes in you?

[00:50:10] Do you?

[00:50:11] No.

[00:50:13] I don't.

[00:50:15] Moving on.

[00:50:15] All right let's uh let's do the race.

[00:50:18] So uh watch her there first like she shows up says she nods at both of you and says

[00:50:25] thanks for thinking of me uh don't forget to uh leave a positive review.

[00:50:31] Like comment and subscribe.

[00:50:33] I almost went there but not quite uh because you know I could always use the work

[00:50:40] and then she said sees 100k in the distance like ah shit did you um did you hire 100k for this?

[00:50:47] I mean I heard both of you this uh it's a it's an intense race and um to be to be

[00:50:52] quite honest with you as you can tell we're uh we're operating a little half staff here at the

[00:50:57] moment and thought this would be a great opportunity for all of us.

[00:51:00] Did they have an awkward one night stand?

[00:51:03] They definitely did have an awkward one night stand so she's like it's going to be a little awkward.

[00:51:09] You know we after the whole like sewer fracas thing we kind of hung out and then we

[00:51:15] agreed to go on a date later and it didn't um didn't work out uh uh we were uh incompatible

[00:51:25] so uh yeah it's gonna be a little weird.

[00:51:29] Gonna be a little weird.

[00:51:30] 100k walks up.

[00:51:32] Hey glad to be here guys.

[00:51:36] Boy Mr. Red must really love you Mr. because uh he paid me a whole crowd to be here and it's one night

[00:51:42] and uh hey Lexi.

[00:51:45] I'm sure you just nods.

[00:51:46] Uh is anybody else gonna be am I gonna be outnumbered in this car?

[00:51:53] Is this gonna be all female energy?

[00:51:56] Mr. Walsh should be here in a moment he's out just uh stretching his legs.

[00:52:00] I've been there the whole time no one noticed me.

[00:52:03] It's gonna be all awkward energy but at least it won't be all feminine that's great.

[00:52:06] Hey watch um I don't know if we met before I can't quite remember you seem

[00:52:13] I'm used to it it's fine.

[00:52:15] Oh wow okay they're real winners.

[00:52:17] Uh well whatever uh death race I've been in these before.

[00:52:21] Um what are you good at here man like what's your what's your bag?

[00:52:27] I've got grenades.

[00:52:29] Shit pretty good bag uh I got guns.

[00:52:33] Uh Lexi here also has guns I'm sure you know Banshee.

[00:52:37] Um she'll probably keep us alive.

[00:52:40] She doesn't win every race but she survives every race and that's like almost as good.

[00:52:45] 100k is also good with explosives and tech as well same way with is like watch.

[00:52:52] Yeah we did um confirm that 100k was the one who like destroyed the cameras and things.

[00:52:58] Oh yeah yeah yeah I know it's just that like he knows what his job is here and is to shoot stuff.

[00:53:04] He's also not gonna step on this guy's what he understands to be this guy's like one thing.

[00:53:11] He's a professional I appreciate that.

[00:53:12] Yeah he's a professional yeah.

[00:53:14] Professional asshole.

[00:53:16] That he's also an asshole yes.

[00:53:19] All right so uh the cars pull up to their starting positions uh because uh the screaming eagles did

[00:53:30] okay last round so they're in the middle of the pack to start with it's a pretty safe place to start.

[00:53:36] Um

[00:53:40] and the race is off.

[00:53:44] So uh this would be a good time to start the infiltration.

[00:53:49] Some of Sai-jen's security much like the other corporation's security is going to be distracted

[00:53:56] by the death race because they go past the locations twice so they want to make sure

[00:54:03] there are no crashes into the buildings no obvious sabotage in their jurisdictions.

[00:54:10] All right so um how I propose we do this uh you and me Jeremy is we just go in front doors with

[00:54:19] whatever crew you can show up with cameras and basically you and I act like the most

[00:54:25] confident motherfuckers on the planet.

[00:54:27] Oh I've got a surveillance team so I can have them just sit around and take

[00:54:30] pay like we'll act like paparazzi.

[00:54:33] Oh perfect actually even better um they start trailing us a few blocks before we start

[00:54:40] getting into the Sai-jen headquarters area.

[00:54:42] Works for me.

[00:54:44] All right uh I'm gonna let you take the lead here you are actually the social one I'm just

[00:54:50] really good at lying to people's faces.

[00:54:53] Okay all right I call my surveillance team have them uh have them task and follow us

[00:54:57] around like we're the paparazzi like we're the most important people on the planet.

[00:55:02] Like something like something leaked and Sai-jen that we were doing some type of undercover boss

[00:55:06] type deal.

[00:55:08] Yeah they can do that no question.

[00:55:10] There happens to be a wizard statue being put up just coincidentally.

[00:55:18] Okay so for releasing the worm and releasing the footage when do you want to do that?

[00:55:24] For or during?

[00:55:25] We should release the worm.

[00:55:29] Well if it's if let's say if the if we're doing the worm it's gonna be competent enough

[00:55:34] towards not gonna get caught immediately so it should be able to roll in like we didn't put it there.

[00:55:40] All right so we should probably have the worm go off first then uh the footage during

[00:55:46] because we really want to like maximize just corporate chaos like there to be too many fires going on.

[00:55:53] All right so uh you're uh not very good hacker releases the worm first.

[00:56:05] They do get caught like you'll hear about this later they get they don't get uh

[00:56:13] they don't get iced out but it's real close it's real close.

[00:56:19] That sounds like a them problem they should have been better.

[00:56:22] Don't be a racist.

[00:56:24] That's why I went to Roger. Roger hires the semi-competent best.

[00:56:28] All right uh I walk immediately up to like wherever the front uh like the uh check-in area is you know

[00:56:36] Reception yeah yeah I'm walking in with like a clipboard and like checking stuff off like uh

[00:56:42] like I'm like coming in from the business end not the casino side.

[00:56:46] Yeah.

[00:56:48] Hey there um Alex uh Alex I'm a new hire I need you to direct me to the right place.

[00:56:56] Alex looks at you looks at Julian looks back at you says uh okay I wasn't advised that

[00:57:03] there would be any new hires today do you have to have your name?

[00:57:08] Sir that's part of the part of the thing uh I'm shocked HR didn't tell you but we're doing some

[00:57:14] type of uh a bit of a uh an undercover thing here.

[00:57:19] I turned that information in weeks ago.

[00:57:22] Jesus all right uh well we just had a worm attack it's pretty comprehensive uh so we're

[00:57:28] still cleaning up from that the insecurity you know the computer's a little wonky at the

[00:57:32] moment so let me let me let me root through and see if it like I found.

[00:57:36] Sir did you happen to see the paparazzi outside like they they have already

[00:57:39] know that we're here we kind of need to get this moving.

[00:57:41] Is there like a back room I can sit in at least while we're doing this?

[00:57:45] Yeah hold on let me just um come on chop chop all right let me call security and I'll have

[00:57:52] them bring you back to a back room while I get this sorted out so she called security over.

[00:57:58] Um now if you want to push her to just get you back there without blowing your undercover boss

[00:58:06] uh shit you're gonna that's going to require a role.

[00:58:10] How about psychological warfare?

[00:58:12] I mean that sounds about right.

[00:58:15] Is this really who we're hiring nowadays?

[00:58:17] I just like look over at Julian.

[00:58:20] I'm just gonna write his name like write their name down like I'm gonna put him on a uh put

[00:58:24] him on a performance evaluation.

[00:58:25] Jesus okay that's pretty rugged all right well how's it working out for you?

[00:58:34] That was a 10 so um with psychological warfare I basically get into somebody's head.

[00:58:41] All right yeah when you attempt to influence the morale of your enemies by leaving evidence

[00:58:46] of violence while remaining undetected roll edge.

[00:58:49] Um the evidence of violence will be uh fiscal violence of losing the job.

[00:58:58] Have you ever heard of a man named Rodney?

[00:59:00] He worked here once now he's working at a pizza yard.

[00:59:04] And the enemies are impressed and overly cautious, scared or demoralized, angry or careless I guess

[00:59:09] you would choose uh oh no it just I get to choose all right um so they're overly cautious I would

[00:59:19] say.

[00:59:20] All right um that I would that doesn't seem like the direction you want to go in.

[00:59:27] Oh no actually no you're right um

[00:59:30] careless would make more sense.

[00:59:31] Honest careless makes more sense.

[00:59:32] Angry and careless so all right well just get just get back there then.

[00:59:36] Look it's right back there next to the bathrooms it's a green room we got snacks in there

[00:59:41] and I'll get this sorted out on my end.

[00:59:44] Thank you and I just double check the uh name tag Alex.

[00:59:50] I see that you see him visibly hold in a response.

[00:59:56] Like can I have your last name sir?

[00:59:59] Robert.

[01:00:00] Alex Roberts okay then we walk all right.

[01:00:04] All right here we go.

[01:00:06] All right you're inside um to the race now Banshee uh the race is going to be a series of roles

[01:00:15] for you uh watch can act independently uh your two mercenaries are going to give you bonuses.

[01:00:22] Uh when you decide you want to destroy a car they will help.

[01:00:28] Sounds great.

[01:00:30] Let's say uh let's just mix it up or I can't remember what the driver is off.

[01:00:36] It is uh act under pressure.

[01:00:38] Okay so I'll just do it to base with my modifiers and so uh I hate to tell you

[01:00:46] I hate to tell you this 100k as a you know

[01:00:51] that's going to be a lot of feminine energy here and then I just stop on the gas and

[01:00:56] spin in tires as I row a oh wait I had 100k just starts complaining about the divine chaos

[01:01:05] of feminine dragons so I'll row a 10.

[01:01:08] Oh Jordan Peter's a guy.

[01:01:10] Hey Jordan Peter's a guy.

[01:01:13] He's got his own aesthetic.

[01:01:14] 100k is his own person.

[01:01:16] Uh all right yes so you're off they drop the flags uh and you go roaring off

[01:01:23] immediately jump to the head of the pack weaving through several other cars

[01:01:27] and the explosions have already started.

[01:01:30] Gunfire uh the crowd hits the deck but they were prepared for that there's concrete barriers

[01:01:35] all around.

[01:01:38] Yeah like Gallagher except with bullets.

[01:01:43] I'm so uh yeah you're in the top third

[01:01:49] and uh yeah meanwhile Gump Toter is on her hand glider and Slum Under Her is the Lady in White.

[01:01:58] Now how sure how safe is this how certain are you that this is safe?

[01:02:03] You convinced me.

[01:02:06] I'm not at all certain it's safe.

[01:02:08] I mean it seems like it should work.

[01:02:11] Uh I didn't I didn't like ask a physicist or anything but uh I'll get you over there

[01:02:16] it's just the question of does the uh bungee cord work now remember

[01:02:22] when you touch the roof you gotta release the cord uh if you don't

[01:02:27] you're gonna be back off the roof and I don't think I'm gonna be able to

[01:02:33] I don't know what that's gonna do to my uh balance here it could be real bad

[01:02:37] but you've got this you and me together.

[01:02:41] I sure hope so because we're coming up on it now I'm cleared to go over this building because

[01:02:47] you know I still got an account over there and I cleared with you know riding along

[01:02:52] headquarters and uh so I'm gonna introduce the first complication there are definitely snipers on

[01:02:59] this roof they are all over the place some of them are focused on the death race

[01:03:04] it's okay Ludmilla has a surprise on her some of them are not focused on the death race

[01:03:12] okay so how many many many moe I wonder how many I will pick off before I go

[01:03:19] what snipers uh yeah Jesus okay god so that's uh mix it up

[01:03:29] you're gonna achieve your objective

[01:03:33] uh and yeah you take all the snipers out they don't notice no one notices

[01:03:42] I don't know what happened they just all fell down

[01:03:45] holy shit I've never seen anything like that in my life

[01:03:50] never even heard of anything like that in my life you're not supposed to be looking

[01:03:55] you're not supposed to be watching well I mean it's not every I mean it's a big muzzle flash

[01:04:02] you just pretend you'll not see all right okay or yes focus on the horizon

[01:04:10] ooh all right you ready to ready to bungee down lady killer

[01:04:17] all right three two one go and she releases the the attachment you are now only connected by bungee

[01:04:25] cord okay so is this a cool roll for act under pressure uh it could yes although I would also

[01:04:33] allow a synth roll since you're gonna be using your synthetic nerves all right so are you gonna

[01:04:40] ghost in the shell this or what yes yes I am all right let's see what you got going on

[01:04:49] big success it's like man okay so it's still I'm still gonna you say act under pressure but

[01:04:55] you just used synth uh you stumble hesitate we're flinch so I get to offer you a worse outcome hard

[01:05:04] bargain or ugly choice hmm your ugly choice is this you can crash into the antennas which will

[01:05:14] leave your antenna definitely exposed will disrupt side gens communications across its local network

[01:05:23] which means every ride along otherwise streaming service or other

[01:05:29] net based communication that they operate will be disrupted for like a second

[01:05:35] and they'll know about it and it will also like fuck up all the antennas for your antenna placement

[01:05:41] or you mistime it just slightly and you skid across the roof on the bounce bounce up a

[01:05:48] little bit come back down and knock us two dead snipers onto the ground I'll knock two dead snipers

[01:05:55] onto the ground okay that will also alert them that something has happened but what is a little

[01:06:02] different that's dangerous for me as opposed to dangerous for everybody so I'll take the dangerous

[01:06:08] for me blame it on the death race uh yes so your feet don't quite touch the rooftop on

[01:06:16] the original bounce uh and as you come up uh gumtoder like loses or balance and drops like

[01:06:25] an extra 10 feet so for the second bounce you do touch uh and you have to drag your feet to make

[01:06:32] sure you stay down instead of bouncing a third time and uh yeah you get dragged across

[01:06:39] us one sniper goes over uh the gun fires as it tumbles off the roof your glass shatter and

[01:06:46] their screams uh second sniper goes over their gun stays put uh and they land with a splat in front

[01:06:55] of the building but you're on the rooftop and gumtoder is going to escape that is all we

[01:07:01] could hope for I mean not she's gonna escape for now I just hated his job and just decided to

[01:07:07] jump from the roof that's all it was yeah yeah but the second guy I don't know about the first one

[01:07:12] I don't know yeah I mean they both work for apple oh it's really convenient that they both jumped

[01:07:21] off the roof onto some bullets yes oh you fall from however many stories up that is probably I don't

[01:07:29] know maybe the bullet kind of pushes itself out depends on how much of a uh how much of an autopsy

[01:07:35] do they get um anyway that happens just as you guys are walking back to the green room uh there is

[01:07:44] you don't hear the gunfire but you hear a splat outside and the like glass double doors that are

[01:07:51] the entry of the entry to the building get covered in gore instantaneously uh so something has gone

[01:07:58] wrong see I told you that we've been hiring all these amateurs look what happens people get

[01:08:06] all mad they get all depressed and look look what happens I have no idea what you're talking about

[01:08:11] sir I am a brand new employee to this place uh I say very unconvincingly yes yeah I was more

[01:08:22] yelling at Alex but look look we should have hired better look at this look at this Alex uh

[01:08:29] I mean I don't have anything to do with that it's a monstrous and I'm gonna call security to take

[01:08:34] a look at it listen um aren't you supposed to be security I'm just I just operate the desk

[01:08:41] look I gotta active we gotta we're already at level one I gotta push it up to level two

[01:08:48] security's gonna be here that's fine this is company policy you guys are gonna have to sit

[01:08:55] in that corner look I finally found I still don't see anything about this uh you know

[01:09:03] whatever undercover boss thing or whatever you call it but uh

[01:09:09] the uh you guys had better just sit tight um until we get this reviewed

[01:09:16] you're telling this perfectly normal individual that just came in here to work

[01:09:21] that he needs to sit in a corner I am just here for my first day at work

[01:09:25] well your first day at work is going to experience a lockdown then I guess

[01:09:30] I don't feel secure here sir I think we need to move somewhere more in an interior space

[01:09:35] I'll be happy to get security over here and review that information

[01:09:39] they will be here in literally three seconds and as she finishes saying that you see the

[01:09:44] security team shot up uh two of them peel off outside she points at you too and says looks

[01:09:51] like we got two VIPs they want to be secured and you go back to the desk and call make the round

[01:09:58] yeah make make some phone calls and you get these guys out of here they're supposed to be doing

[01:10:03] some sort of subsidiary program we haven't heard anything about it well that's because

[01:10:09] we're doing the job correctly if you haven't heard anything about it oh this is your problem now

[01:10:17] and a security lady uh named Debra says all right uh sirs let's uh let's get a little further in

[01:10:25] just in case I think we might have to put your little uh program on hold didn't we have the

[01:10:32] didn't you say we had the where the server room was from the original

[01:10:36] yeah yeah it's uh it's on the 17th floor I believe uh you can't it's not going to be that easy to move

[01:10:43] it's kind of wired into the building and uh they're cheap so there's some stuff they're

[01:10:49] definitely willing to move around but not all of it I've I was told that I'm starting an IT today

[01:10:56] so I have an ID for the 74 let's head that way we also heard tell of a potential death

[01:11:04] racist becoming through and I don't feel like this uh brand new employee is safe on the bottom floor

[01:11:09] we need to go as high as possible as quick as possible well uh we can go up to the top

[01:11:15] I don't think that uh we're not going to be able to put you in the 17th floor we got to do all

[01:11:21] of the onboarding stuff right uh Debra seems to be a little more quick on the uptake so we'll

[01:11:27] get you in front of HR and we'll get you all your materials and HR's in the center of the

[01:11:31] building it's the safest place you could be um and we'll get it all started all right

[01:11:38] out of character I don't think I'm going to be able to bully Debra

[01:11:42] Debra seems to be good at her job yeah Debra seems to be on the ball good for Debra

[01:11:48] all right um tell you what uh I can give you a bonus

[01:11:56] uh part of our research was looking into the security team seeing who was on the ball and who

[01:12:01] wasn't yeah I can set a point of uh intel to give you a uh a hold okay let's say look Debra I'm sorry

[01:12:09] we're uh we're a little bit stressed out here we're behind the ball we're supposed to be doing

[01:12:13] this thing it's like a like a ride along for like an undercover thing you know I picked up on that

[01:12:19] yeah get some uh get the word out and you know get everything going sorry we're a little stressed

[01:12:25] out here I apologize like uh let's start over again high uh and uh HR already knows about this

[01:12:33] apparently they dropped the ball all the way around we're just trying to get in do our little

[01:12:36] server work get out of here before we know that the before the death race comes through we

[01:12:41] keep hearing tell about that because of the increased security and stuff like that

[01:12:46] we just really want to just really want to get this going and get out of here and get out of

[01:12:51] your hair as fast as possible and look he's he's a bit of a diva uh yeah if you can't tell uh it's

[01:13:00] like um like the devil wears Prada around here in this bitch so all right well how about this

[01:13:06] we'll get you in front of uh we'll get you in front of HR HR we'll uh get this sorted out

[01:13:13] with us it is a pretty safe place to be if the death race or something else has caused some problems

[01:13:19] uh you know we'll have get it all sorted out there Julian you said you already had this sorted out

[01:13:26] the look see HR literally already told me that this was supposed to be happening already we're

[01:13:31] supposed to be able to come in minimal exposure that way we could do the big surprise deal at the

[01:13:35] end haha I'm the boss here's your new car get back to work I mean it's I don't I

[01:13:42] HR already knows about this we need to we need to get this move we need to get going look he's

[01:13:45] already starting to become you know more of a diva than what he already is all right um

[01:13:52] that's all yeah it's gonna be fast talk for sure um can I use uh plus from his intel

[01:14:01] yes because uh craig's intel gave you the knowledge to know exactly how you would respond to her

[01:14:07] particular brand of competence yeah no like Debra's a reasonable person you just know

[01:14:11] yeah a reasonable argument that's right that's a 10 wow guys are rolling like dynamite tonight

[01:14:19] it ain't gonna happen when it when the rubber hits the road though okay so you your plan is for

[01:14:25] her to escort you directly to the server room that's right so we can go ahead and get the footage we need

[01:14:32] you know have him look like he's pushing stuff in and wiring stuff and being like haha new employee

[01:14:36] guy and then actually plug it in the dongle right okay listen I I'll do it but I don't want to

[01:14:43] be on video you understand me 100% your uh it's confidentialities are key because frankly I

[01:14:51] should it's not like I had you sign an NDA anyways I should run this past HR anyway

[01:14:59] but I think it's in everybody's best interest that you guys get in get your footage and get out

[01:15:03] that's right well I appreciate it uh Debra this is uh ACE is in my book I really appreciate this

[01:15:10] we can get in get out get out of your hair and he can get back on his way to his mansion

[01:15:14] wherever he decided his mansion is going to be this week all right so let's uh let's do it

[01:15:22] so yeah you're going up to the server room so far so good uh death race time okay so you're the top

[01:15:29] third of the pack uh you're maintaining speed um but the shipbox is coming under heavy fire

[01:15:38] uh a lot of jackals in this race they recognize you banshee they're always willing to take some risks

[01:15:47] to take you down even that might lose them the race um oh and that one has uh what some might call

[01:15:55] a rocket propelled grenade so you might want to avoid that I mean maybe not maybe you want

[01:16:04] just beef it right here is that one of those people that I put the explosives on uh it is

[01:16:11] oh boy I'm gonna go ahead mark experience show for the jackals okay all right well

[01:16:20] all right so are they in front of me or are they behind me or beside me like where's this

[01:16:24] person at uh they are behind you firing up like they lowered they uh opened up the sunroof

[01:16:35] and he popped out with a with an rpg and there you have it okay well if they're in front of me

[01:16:42] uh all right all right lads I need you to distract them so what I'm going to do is try

[01:16:47] to get the ones in the back to just start shooting at them I'm gonna be in front of them

[01:16:51] I'm gonna flip a little hidden button on my dash that you don't know about it Joe

[01:16:56] and then I'm going to slam on the brake so basically with that move uh it's daredevil when

[01:17:02] you drive straight into danger without hedging your badge you gain plus one armor okay so basically

[01:17:08] what I my little switch just killed the brake lights so they don't expect me to be stopping and

[01:17:14] then I'm just I'm hoping to you know jar that jar the car up like it's going to throw a shot wide

[01:17:22] and all so do I get any bonuses for their shooting at them uh yeah I would say so

[01:17:31] okay just plus one forward or plus two uh we'll say plus two because uh both uh

[01:17:39] Lexi and uh 100k are out firing at these guys okay so we're gonna do that so that's a 13

[01:17:50] damn okay you're gonna get plus one armor uh so they're going to miss

[01:17:58] they fire over and blow up the car like directly ahead of you

[01:18:02] uh as you uh basically anti brake check them you bump them with your bumper

[01:18:09] and they start swerving back and forth uh brownie you're gonna set off that explosion

[01:18:15] oh shit rpg yeah cool um well uh that's very interesting because the front bumper

[01:18:27] basically just flies off and into the back window like a missile um the window is armored which is good

[01:18:37] uh with plus one armor even it's plus one armor yeah uh which is why it does not decapitate

[01:18:46] Lexi immediately it's just stuck in the window uh so I'm gonna that is going to result in a

[01:18:53] minus one rolls going forward uh because you are hindered the car has drag

[01:19:00] could y'all get that out of the back of the car please this messes up me driving

[01:19:04] so I'd know they can't immediately do it yeah yeah they're just like all right well Lexi's like

[01:19:09] yeah she puts her gun down and starts trying to like unwege it through the armored glass

[01:19:14] can I can I lose my next action using my cyber arm and act under pressure to actually detach it

[01:19:22] yeah 100k is in the front seat you're in the back seat yep so whatever my next next chance I get an

[01:19:27] action it's just taking doing this thing okay um a laning you're on the rooftop uh you can hear

[01:19:36] the guard the snipers are getting uh called in like they're coming calling to check on the snipers

[01:19:42] well pay or uh a payday we're all clear yeah do you want to give that that old chest another shot

[01:19:53] we could say that Elena successfully plants the antenna and then come back to David when he's back

[01:19:58] yeah that makes sense all right so she she plants the antenna first uh it really requires no

[01:20:07] a special skill so it's no problem um can you hear me yes there we are there we are

[01:20:15] yes we are going to go with that old chest not the all right give me a faster roll

[01:20:21] fast talk this is gonna be great um because that's at a minus style minus one

[01:20:27] what we're all on how are you the accent gets thicker if anything starts cushing in Russian oh

[01:20:37] shit for people at home that's why your people aren't taking this seriously no there is nothing

[01:20:44] going on up here there is absolutely nothing wrong by the way why exactly is it that these

[01:20:50] company provides varin pierce brand sniper rifles don't you know these things always

[01:20:55] pull to the right uh yeah i don't understand that either it's a real it's a real question

[01:21:04] you know i brought that up with our procurement experts myself and uh it's definitely

[01:21:11] it's definitely a question i've had for them well what would you recommend they're trying

[01:21:15] to keep you on the line remember we have encrypted comms too so i just imagine later

[01:21:22] just like shit shit shit the one thing i'm bad at

[01:21:30] you know what they do not pay me enough to talk about pure curibn it's okay he's fine

[01:21:35] we stick with whatever i'm going to site easy on the death race and make sure that our racer

[01:21:41] comes in first got to go bye off the roof uh yeah okay so you've got a pretty good chance of uh

[01:21:52] you've got a pretty good guess that there's probably going to be a squad coming up here

[01:21:55] to check out what the fuck is going on quick hi though hide all those bodies start pitching

[01:22:00] off the roof did we ever come up with an exit strategy for alana like what the hell is she

[01:22:03] supposed to do it's just on this roof base job oh don't worry alana's got an exit strategy

[01:22:10] it's just probably not the best one in the world um i'll tell us the roof 30 stories at least

[01:22:17] okay i was gonna say slim pick and somebody off the roof and write them down but

[01:22:21] that's 30 stories it don't think so if alana had the common year for hang lighting alana would have an

[01:22:28] uh a parachute that's true uh but you know that parachute's gonna look gonna work a lot less

[01:22:36] well when she's being shot at i've got something that works just as well i've got a bungee cord

[01:22:42] okay i've got a bungee my way halfway down and when the thing goes to the point where it's

[01:22:49] stopping being slack it's starting to be you know firm yeah that's what i grapple hook on to the

[01:22:55] window wash a grig and just kind of spider woman my way down it'll be fine not gonna lie the one

[01:23:01] person i did not worry about surviving this mission was alana same like that's why i didn't

[01:23:07] even think about an exit it's fine i've got a way out if i have to i can always use plan b

[01:23:13] which is bullet rain just keep firing bullets until they stop sending security guards and walk

[01:23:17] right out the front door again yeah that that is how it went down last time again one person i'm not

[01:23:25] worried about not surviving this makes a mental note by squirrel suits uh that's probably a good idea

[01:23:34] yes um okay so you guys are on the helicopter up or helicopter elevator up to the 17th floor

[01:23:42] um floor 10 when the elevator stops devorah gets a call on the radio we got a so we got

[01:23:49] somebody on the roof or send in a squad up to get there uh we know you got uh newcomers

[01:23:55] we're rechecking their um ids uh we will release your elevator when the ids confirmed

[01:24:04] uh yeah no problem we'll just sit tight so how was your day well it's not too bad

[01:24:14] uh so this undercover boss thing um who came up with this idea uh i think it was him but i mean

[01:24:26] i just get my orders and i'm told to go places and try and clean up after the messes that he

[01:24:31] makes so i am just glaring holes in julian hey look he's just a peach to be around but we wanted

[01:24:39] to give him some good pr be like oh man i just gave you enough credits to feed your family for the

[01:24:45] rest of your lives and then it's time to get back to work and then when they the camera starts

[01:24:49] stops rolling they take the money back and they go wow uh yeah i mean that's quite an admission

[01:24:56] hey well you know what you like handouts don't forget that by the end of the show somebody needs to get

[01:25:02] a puppy that's right yeah it's required yeah the brand new puppies whenever they you know

[01:25:08] right after the camera stopped rolling we give them the puppy and then we're like oh by the way

[01:25:12] puppies puppies hours now yeah aha okay all right uh yeah this is like the third one i've done

[01:25:21] for different pr firms and this is just it's it's always the same thing it's always getting people's

[01:25:26] hopes up and then oh surprise your people are actually shit bags so you know if you can't tell

[01:25:33] i i love this job wow jeremy you're just making this even better i love it yeah i know i'm you

[01:25:41] wanted to be prima donna here we are yeah i if they wanted a puppy then they could have

[01:25:47] gotten a puppy i don't believe in handouts do you believe in handouts debora do you do you believe

[01:25:54] that somebody should just give you the money that you worked so hard for as opposed to you know actually

[01:26:00] working for it let's waste my time i don't don't even give me an answer i don't care uh well

[01:26:08] i don't work in your division so i wasn't going to give you an answer frankly um

[01:26:13] um because uh i ran the numbers on you myself you're in one of these little subsidiary companies

[01:26:20] uh you're somebody's pet project but it's not going to affect the main line side gen shit so

[01:26:28] it's fine that's what you believe yeah i'm sure i'm pretty sure you can't get me fired

[01:26:34] if we're just doing my job i'm pretty sure you can't even get me fired for shit talking to

[01:26:38] uh but i'm not going to do that i'm just going to say

[01:26:42] i i don't have to worry too much about what you're going to do to me if you don't like

[01:26:48] stand over behind him going just mouth in the words oh please do

[01:26:52] now i'm a professional and a professional courtesy uh inclines me to say you know i'm

[01:26:59] not that worried about this i'm sure we'll get you cleared and get you up so you can do your show

[01:27:06] and then you can get out of here and get back to your regular stuff uh but

[01:27:11] you know we're just stuck here until that happens so uh in character and out of character

[01:27:17] kreg fucking loves debra she fucking rocks clearly debra's going to be one of those people

[01:27:24] that i hire whenever she gets fired from side gen for letting people sneak into the building

[01:27:28] um uh in character in character i have to uh hate her yeah well of course yeah

[01:27:39] just get this fucking over with i say at julian so how long do we got before our clearance

[01:27:45] gets gets taken care of like we've already got all the paperwork ready i know but they

[01:27:50] gotta do a deep search they gotta you know do picture comparisons uh do you really want

[01:27:55] to be in an elevator with this guy any longer than you have to i gotta do my job no i i definitely

[01:28:01] understand so um so did you did you uh fail out of the army or the navy debra uh i didn't

[01:28:09] fail out of either uh neither has really been a going concern for a while um no i was uh

[01:28:19] you know i did a couple rounds with uh with warren pierce but i i didn't like how they did business

[01:28:26] they were too uh too violent um didn't reward competency enough side gen had a real deficiency

[01:28:33] of guards especially recently you know there was a break in a couple months back uh and

[01:28:40] so they hired me uh i was thinking coast guard going in and just you know

[01:28:48] well so you're a real washout i get it at this point i'm just trying to get under debra's skin

[01:28:54] yeah i don't i don't think you get to make those decisions about whether i'm a washout or not

[01:29:00] uh why i mean you didn't get to make the decision either sounds like i quit there to come here

[01:29:08] what are you talking about sure you did all right chief if you want to give me a fast talk

[01:29:15] role you could uh you might be able to talk her into like skipping the most thorough inspection

[01:29:22] yes that's kind of what i'm going for here i'm just uh trying to get under her skin

[01:29:28] okay well is there any honestly i like debra is there any forwards for him just basically

[01:29:35] beating her to death and me trying to sweet talk her into doing it uh yeah i'll give him a plus one

[01:29:41] okay sweet all right now this doesn't mean that the the search is a good 14 Jesus christ

[01:29:51] the search is still gonna happen she's just gonna get you into the server room before it's done

[01:29:55] yeah hopefully hacker man did a good job oh i have nothing but respect for hacker man so

[01:30:02] i've got nothing but respect for debra at this point when she inevitably gets fired i'll be like

[01:30:08] hey sorry about that do you want a job um be my face and i'll be like hey i'm not really like that

[01:30:15] i'm worse and then there will be people standing behind craig doing the wishy washy motion

[01:30:24] um all right to back to the wrong back to the race first curve uh this is really where

[01:30:32] you make your bones banshee um still in the top third still chased by jackals they have decided to

[01:30:39] eschew the high level munitions um at least from mobile platforms are you going to try

[01:30:47] an advance here or do you just want to stay you weren't required to win you're just required

[01:30:53] to represent the screaming eagles um okay uh on the big map so we're going into the first

[01:31:00] blooming onion yes okay all right looks like we're in the first blooming onion see

[01:31:08] okay i'm just reading the rule i think honestly what i what i want to do is i mean i just i want to

[01:31:14] be in one piece to pick up everybody else i'm not looking at this as like gory and all that so um

[01:31:22] i guess that would since i'm already got already got a negative anyway i think i want to uh

[01:31:29] yeah i think i want to uh just play it safe and avoid being hit so um yeah so i guess they're firing

[01:31:38] heavy munitions up at me well they have they've returned to sidearm fire oh sidearm fire yeah

[01:31:46] hmm sometimes the best good the best defense is an offense and i guess we're picking up the chatter

[01:31:52] watch how are they doing so far like how's everything going uh when i kind of well actually

[01:31:59] i just kind of how's the family watch the kids are doing just great i say as i'm as i'm cutting a

[01:32:07] bumper out of the back of the car yeah it's just wealthy get a little a little grinder wheels

[01:32:15] little grinder wheel a little plasma cutter both popping out of my arm yeah working on it

[01:32:19] okay uh i'll tell you what um maybe i just need to get ahead of them to it to get away from them i mean

[01:32:26] they're going to shoot at me regardless wherever i'm at uh not okay you could you kind of give me a

[01:32:32] little bit of uh make them make them pull their heads back in while i make this curve so i'm gonna

[01:32:36] try to um uh drift around you know go around the top of the curve uh you know like they're

[01:32:44] doing race car track kind of things like that so i'm just trying to outpace them right now

[01:32:47] make the shots harder to get till we can actually compete okay you know that roll

[01:32:54] watch will uh successfully cut the bumper out hopefully it's just the right moment to fly

[01:32:58] out the back of the car as uh it will be just the right moment yeah so it'll give banshee a plus

[01:33:03] one forward for this role one nine so make success right okay remember uh watch you're

[01:33:14] sitting on two intel in case you need to use it i don't remember how that works um two intel will

[01:33:22] give you you can both intel and gear gives you a piece of gear that will solve a problem immediately

[01:33:29] um intel will provide you with whatever you need like knowledge of the course in this

[01:33:35] circumstance knowledge of the other racers a way to help you know to um you can tell

[01:33:44] that that'll let you tell like banshee oh this is what you want to do on this corner so you get an

[01:33:47] advantage uh where this is how the other racers are going to react if you take if you do this move

[01:33:54] that sort of thing a joke correction not that it matters it would have been eight i forgot to

[01:33:59] subtract the negative that drag is so still makes success but yeah i forget i messed my math up

[01:34:06] i would say don't spend the intel yet because it won't push the roll over the top uh and if

[01:34:12] you want to use it going forward uh then can so yeah just as you go to make the corner uh the

[01:34:19] bumper flies off uh under another car it's shooting sparks back uh they're getting slowed um it's the

[01:34:26] jack you give the jackals their bumper back and uh hear your options um just as you're making the

[01:34:37] turn uh you see two snipers pop up out of the bush uh they're definitely aiming at your car

[01:34:45] you can either try and endure the sniper fire uh or you could drop back if you drop back you're

[01:34:50] going to be parallel with the jackal car trying to destroy you if you go forward you're just

[01:34:56] going to have to take this take the damage whatever it is drop back i mean at least gives

[01:35:02] me a chance uh i guess a few two chance oh shit oh yeah i hit my head against one oh shite

[01:35:12] right you hit the brakes and fall back the two shots miss and they uh you see that they like

[01:35:19] obliterate the skull of a driver like exactly in line behind you for that shot uh and that car

[01:35:28] goes spinning off into the distance crashes explodes um yeah but now you're next to the jackals

[01:35:36] all right uh alana you're at the top of this building there is a uh there's a squad of heavy

[01:35:43] hitters coming up what's your move well my first move is going to be to give the jackals a flat

[01:35:50] tire from here if i can you got a big gun it's a long range but you're on top of a tall building

[01:35:56] and you're a very good sniper so you should be able to do that let's do that first

[01:36:02] i got your false flag in them that's beautiful well that worked Jesus wow okay yeah uh you fire

[01:36:12] you don't need to you don't even need to look you know you did it okay that means uh you're

[01:36:18] going to be up there with the uh hard hitters next round though um we have time to prepare still

[01:36:26] so tell me how you're going to do that the hard hitters on the roof oh that's going to come up yeah

[01:36:33] um i'm actually going to set up all of these sniper bodies here with the guns pointed directly

[01:36:39] at the doors so that when they come out the doors they're going to shoot at their own

[01:36:43] sniper corpses and then um while they're checking to see if they actually managed to get me i'm going

[01:36:51] to pop out and waste their kneecaps from to the side all right i'll give you a plus one going forward

[01:36:57] with if uh you set those bodies up right now yeah let's do that all right now uh you're going to

[01:37:04] be covered in blood uh if you do so so any sort of if you have to make like a quick escape from

[01:37:09] somebody who is suspicious of you there it's you won't be able to talk them out of it it was ketchup

[01:37:17] it's always been ketchup yeah i know it's not going to be convincing at all but i can at least

[01:37:22] tell them that and they can tell it to themselves when they go to sleep at night right then we like

[01:37:27] oh god it was ketchup um all right back inside uh what happened with that roll chris there's a zero

[01:37:39] uh which roll uh when you rolled style last well i think was just showing that i had a plus one forward

[01:37:47] because i was making the roll yeah yeah no i was just adding the uh i was getting right right right

[01:37:51] no you're good um so yeah she says uh she enters an override code and takes you up to the 17th floor

[01:38:01] you are now in the 17th floor in the server room she's like all right do you know who you're

[01:38:05] supposed to meet and talk to for this there aren't a lot of server monitors here there's two over

[01:38:11] there i'll go get them as as she's walking away and i'm standing behind i just mouth the

[01:38:16] words thank you and it just kind of just shake my head all right um so we know which server we're

[01:38:27] supposed to hit correct any of them any of them at all you just have to plug it into two of them

[01:38:33] you have just have to connect two servers at any of their ports now this is where my my plan breaks

[01:38:39] down because i'm not sure where we should go from here does he tell us did he tell us that

[01:38:44] do we got to plug it in and then just unplug it and leave or do we got to plug them in and then

[01:38:47] leave it uh you got to plug it in and leave it okay i didn't know if it was like a you plugged it in

[01:38:53] it downloaded itself and then we snatch it and leave her if it was plugged in and just go

[01:38:58] now you're going to plug it in and leave it okay well we still got the footage we eventually

[01:39:03] got a leak that's probably going to be on our way out yeah i'm actually thinking we may want to

[01:39:07] leak it now just to create chaos among security well once we uh once we get in the room that'd

[01:39:16] probably be a good idea because that way is right now we're standing on the outside of it

[01:39:20] and then we can just be like taking video of you going look at me working i'm an it man how

[01:39:26] do i do this mr it guy and then he can walk us through how to plug things in i'm definitely wearing

[01:39:31] a uh button down shirt short sleeve shirt with a tie mm-hmm i look like office jim

[01:39:39] yeah this this way he can i'm a brand new employee please tell me how to work these servers mr uh boss

[01:39:45] man and then that way not only are we the ones doing it he's the one that's showing us out

[01:39:51] okay so we need to peg somebody who is clearly a supervisor but not in control of things kind

[01:39:58] of like a team leader or a designee yeah i think that would be an assess check of some sort yeah so

[01:40:06] it sure would be mm-hmm i'm going to try to look for the the supervisor who looks the most stressed

[01:40:17] just the lowest totem pole all right um well it's mid shift um yeah just give me an assess roll

[01:40:26] and uh we'll see what you can find nope i think craig is starting to get bored of this persona

[01:40:35] uh great yeah now sorry um you do you find somebody you find somebody they are definitely

[01:40:44] what you're looking for i'm saying you're the it you're the uh the new it man i'm just the guy

[01:40:49] facilitating so sir you're supposed to be teaching my me my new job say i'll hang out and

[01:40:55] talk to debora while you're doing your shit like yeah that's fine um what the hell is that

[01:41:00] what do you mean that thing in your hand like whatever it is a phone no the other side let me put

[01:41:07] let me put my phone away excuse me and then i will put the phone in the dongle away

[01:41:13] yeah you can't be bringing foreign electronics in here just dev did you search these guys or

[01:41:19] what what's your name ralph is my name all right our alpha i'll run right his name down

[01:41:27] christ yes okay welcome to it this is your first day what did you get any collegiate training

[01:41:34] have you ever worked in the server center before um i volunteered in college fucking great

[01:41:40] so here's an air gun all you're gonna do is spray the servers out dana come here dana's

[01:41:47] gonna watch you and make sure you don't spray the gun up your nose or uh you know do some whip it's like

[01:41:55] you kids do these days or uh you know electrocute yourself you're gonna watch you real close i got

[01:42:03] actual work to do dana make sure this asshole doesn't fuck with anything i don't have time for

[01:42:09] this today he just wanders off the day that comes over she's like well get spraying mean

[01:42:17] while we cut to the car uh just as um three uh banshees or banshees three jackals lean out of their

[01:42:27] windows enormous grins on their faces guns leveled at your car uh to their front wheel drive both

[01:42:36] front wheel drive tires explode and they go spinning into the to the rear crashing into several

[01:42:43] other cars uh giving you a nice little space to be in last was my she's my guardian angel

[01:42:50] uh what's your next move uh watch you got plenty of grenades uh you could start clearing out cars

[01:42:57] in front are there very many cars left behind us that could shoot at us and impede us or did

[01:43:03] those get taken care of by alayna uh for the moment they've been taken care of by alayna

[01:43:09] um you've got probably 30 yards behind you it's not good shooting distance for this sort of race

[01:43:17] there's a lot of maneuvering okay what i was thinking was i could use one of those intel to have

[01:43:23] found a place along the way where i could a well placed grenade could collapse some stuff so that

[01:43:31] nobody would continue to be following us but i can potentially use that later does that sound

[01:43:35] good we're grabbing around this thing two laps yeah that sounds good oh yeah we don't we need to not

[01:43:42] block that just yet i need to save that one yeah i mean unless you want to like if you could uh if

[01:43:48] you know like a a shortcut like you don't have to stay on the track uh as long as you're on the

[01:43:55] track to get through the the lap point if you know what i mean yeah yep yep at certain checkpoints

[01:44:05] you have to pass through the checkpoints uh just i don't think i can throw forward into cars ahead of

[01:44:10] me but i can shoot at them you know i could we could pair our moves up a chelus like i could

[01:44:16] try to pull up beside one and you just like plunk plunk it in the sunroof yeah yeah i could

[01:44:24] you could do that so i'm gonna go ahead i get is that okay joe yeah that'll be fine so i'm gonna try

[01:44:30] to gain some speed i'm gonna kind of put a little bit of buffer again i'm kind of wanting to make this

[01:44:35] thing look good uh so i have not been rolling correctly the whole time i am go ahead i just

[01:44:43] said cool yeah well i had the neuro interface which when i act under pressure lets me add my

[01:44:49] cars power to my coral on top of things which i don't know if it made much different last time

[01:44:56] i got a plus two i have not got the other so it'd be plus i guess four so yeah for my expert driving

[01:45:04] going up on oh oh this oh that looks like the screeching pelicans car i'll have to get that one

[01:45:11] all right so 16 so critical jesus jeez

[01:45:16] never heard how this looks here for brownie yeah you do it it happens

[01:45:24] i doesn't even sound like i need to roll that sounds amazing yeah yeah so

[01:45:32] banshee does her things spins around kind of whips around a car does one of those you know

[01:45:39] like the driving around it in circles just to like they're showing off which lets me throw

[01:45:44] one grenade in one car and then one grenade on the car that was on the other side

[01:45:49] that's how i see it working all right yeah grenade grenade boom boom those cars go up in uh

[01:45:57] in smoke uh there are cries of horror from the passengers since uh they were i imagine are

[01:46:06] frag grenades uh so not everybody is immediately dead unless there's some other kind of grenade

[01:46:14] would prefer that's almost worse yeah how do you lot enjoying your ride with me

[01:46:21] hundred ks like pretty standard i imagine if a frag grenade went into a sunroof there

[01:46:27] wouldn't be a whole lot left inside except for meat uh yeah yeah but it's not it's not gonna

[01:46:33] kill everybody instantaneously uh it landed in the console

[01:46:44] leaky meat but not tenderized got it yeah yeah leaky very leaky soon they will be dead but they're

[01:46:49] not dead now we have we you said there's two loops so we gotta do another loop and then another lap

[01:46:57] that's right okay yeah how many segments makes a makes a full race

[01:47:02] so uh you're gonna come around the building at this point uh with a long straight away uh

[01:47:10] and then as you curve away that'll be lap number one so that'll be the second loop um

[01:47:18] and that'll be the first lap so if we're also we're going by the casino now or next time

[01:47:25] or the build uh you'll be going by the casino and your next go around so the next time i come

[01:47:31] back to you you'll be going past the casino okay cool get that stuff plugged in craig all right alana

[01:47:38] you're on top yes they they kick open the door and start blasting those uh those corpses uh boy um

[01:47:50] yeah it's not good they already didn't have much blood left but uh so i'm gonna go for decaps

[01:47:56] and trigger fingers in this role okay jesus say for that for a second i'm just gonna walk over to them

[01:48:03] with the dole and calm catch the screaming yeah yeah they all collapse

[01:48:14] then i'm just going to say into the mic alana leave this crew alive next crew maybe not be so lucky

[01:48:21] think about it before you send the woman to die they just they just walk up they don't even get shot

[01:48:26] they just turn around and go ah fuck it then just turn around walk out uh yeah so this has two

[01:48:35] two results um you're definitely diverting all security to the rooftop uh you have made it

[01:48:42] clear that you are a serious business and they know who alana is they don't know why you're

[01:48:49] under roof but they know they gotta stop you um that's good for the two face characters who are

[01:48:55] inside right now uh i was kind of hoping because otherwise uh shit was gonna go south probably

[01:49:04] pretty quick uh but deborah is gonna get called away she's gonna get called to secure the floor

[01:49:11] uh they're gonna like go into lockdown but they're not at all interested with those two

[01:49:18] uh and their shenanigans so they go into level five immediately um all right next

[01:49:27] it's gonna be a problem for you and me to get out here julian yeah um so uh this is when i uh fake

[01:49:34] a phone call okay they've had explosions and stuff so well you won't hear any of that you're too

[01:49:40] far away no well i mean if people are freaking out and we get a quote unquote corporate

[01:49:46] phone call at least it's plausible jerry what the fuck is going on jerry what the

[01:49:54] fuck are you doing i thought this was supposed to be smooth um and i'm gonna turn on my cyber

[01:49:59] here and try to find a quiet spot okay um yeah there's sort of a corner where they couldn't

[01:50:08] fit any more server space in uh so it's about like three feet by two feet that you could just

[01:50:14] squeeze into but there is a server over there uh there's one on either side so there's a rack

[01:50:22] on one side there's a rack on the other and then there's empty space in between all right and i

[01:50:27] presumed the dongle is long enough that i could get them to both servers because you said we needed

[01:50:31] to plug it into two right uh i mean you can even plug it into the same one okay like it doesn't

[01:50:36] it doesn't really matter all right listen jerry i don't care that it's your sister's kinsignera

[01:50:44] this is your fuck up and you should have fixed this two days ago all right give me a role to

[01:50:49] for everybody to like look at you winston and look away as they are judging their future occurring

[01:50:56] i'm gonna sit there and i'm just gonna put my i'm gonna look kind of face palm like i'm so sorry

[01:50:59] dana he gets like this and it's fucking terrible like we've been trying to do stuff to get his

[01:51:04] pr better but he just he makes it so damn difficult look at him like this is what i have

[01:51:09] to deal with every day i apologize that's a failure though all right it is not convincing

[01:51:18] so what happens is this uh debor gets a radio signal like yeah you gotta secure that floor

[01:51:28] we've got an invasion from above uh it's it's serious business first squad died

[01:51:35] uh how hold everybody there you have any suspicions about anybody take no chances

[01:51:42] so that is really unconvincing uh so dana nods and then she goes off and whisper something to

[01:51:50] her boss he you notice this he looks up looks over at you guys and then makes a real obvious

[01:51:58] call for more security meanwhile death race we're like a life race

[01:52:06] i mean out of everyone in this group tonight i think you up you three will probably be the

[01:52:11] only survivors could we provide any benefit if we i don't know did some dammies and maybe

[01:52:19] crashed an opponent's car into the building or around the building or anything uh absolutely

[01:52:27] uh you could do it such that it will distract them from the other stuff that's going on we'll

[01:52:33] distract them from elena because i know that's a threat but they may decide that that uh

[01:52:40] the potential shenanigans of these two maybe intruders is uh a low priority at this moment

[01:52:50] instead of sending somebody up to deal with them immediately if an explosion rocks the building

[01:52:54] hopefully it'll be enough for at least us to plug a couple things in i'm gonna make them think

[01:52:59] that it's a very low priority to deal with those two guys at a very high priority to get asses on

[01:53:03] the roof well yeah but so the thing about that is um if they think that's a part of their uh

[01:53:15] if they think you're a part of their like infiltration plan then what they'll do is they

[01:53:20] only need like two dudes to handle these two dudes they've already got debra there and if they

[01:53:25] send two more up then uh you know they figure these are probably faces they can handle it um

[01:53:35] alternatively if there's a big explosion in the bottom because say a car crashed into it

[01:53:41] they have to secure the entrance to the building because who knows who could get the f*** in if

[01:53:45] their security apparatus has just been destroyed by an exploding car or as we go by the front door

[01:53:51] i could just chuck a grenade at the front door you could do that too what's what's is there any

[01:53:57] tech stuff that you could that uh watch is there anything you could do to help the kids out

[01:54:04] i've been waiting for them to get the get the dongle plugged in that's when i'm supposed

[01:54:07] to do my thing we're going as fast as we can man sometimes s*** doesn't work out the way you want

[01:54:14] it to we had amazing rules until it was go time yeah no judgment but i can't do anything until

[01:54:19] that happens tech wise oh you know what you got all those grenades how about we do this that you

[01:54:25] set up on all the other cars what do i try to do a pit maneuver on the car in front of me and

[01:54:31] then when i hit it and you know kind of knock it over just kind of try to drill it into the

[01:54:36] building and at the same time you ignite all the grenades that you've already placed under all the

[01:54:42] cars so i don't know that all this is screwed up by the way i you know i don't know that what's

[01:54:48] going to happen but at the same time it's going to be really chaos if all these explosions start

[01:54:53] happening out in front of the building too that or wait until the guy with the rpg gets ready

[01:55:00] to fire tap it tap him in the front end so that so the rocket turns and hits the front

[01:55:05] of the building i took those dudes out already oh well never mind car battering ram it is so i'm

[01:55:12] just going to do my pit maneuver what watch what do you think you want to do i mean you could make

[01:55:15] things more difficult for me obviously if it's going to distract everybody else it's just whatever

[01:55:22] you want to do yeah could i could i give maybe a a negative one forward to adam but also push

[01:55:30] all the buttons and make that good distraction go off uh yeah because it's gonna what's going to happen

[01:55:36] is banshee's gonna have to be like make some sudden quick moves not to get in with any material

[01:55:41] but yeah that'll still work okay is there a roll for me to push the buttons or can i just

[01:55:47] push the buttons you just push them and it's going to be on banshee to act under pressure

[01:55:53] and not crash thanks to the sudden explosions all around not working out the way they were supposed

[01:55:58] to so he hits the button right uh so several cars a few rockets straight into the air and then

[01:56:08] land undamaged uh doors go off more bumpers go off windows blow out a roof comes off

[01:56:17] there's shrapnel and debris everywhere and uh yeah so there you go okay and it's it's going

[01:56:26] through like the front section um so let's see how this roll works

[01:56:37] all right so i'm at that negates part of my power rows so i'm gonna get plus one going forward if i

[01:56:42] got the negative applied to it so uh that's a ten all right um that's a is that a full success

[01:56:53] or a ten is full success you do it uh you manage to navigate all that explosion all those

[01:56:59] explosions and death and also to avoid the automatic uh systems going off for a side

[01:57:06] jet they're already on high alert and then um they see a bunch of debris coming in so the

[01:57:13] computers activate and cool a bunch of this field gets torn up with uh high caliber ap rounds

[01:57:22] uh so

[01:57:25] grenades uh it looks like they had the entrance mind um so yeah there's a lot of explosions

[01:57:34] behind you both hundred k and lexie like curse simultaneously uh so yeah knuckles back to lexie

[01:57:45] girl power she she she like yeah she she like gives you a fist bump but it's really uh like a

[01:57:52] sort of a half-hearted one hundred k is just like i hate this female energy

[01:57:57] how's the weather up here daven yeah speaking of uh

[01:58:04] about rain and blood here i'm sure are you gonna hang around or make your escape

[01:58:11] i'm still hanging around because as a matter of fact i figured out how i can

[01:58:15] false flag it to where they're how do i put this in words i'm going to line up a shot

[01:58:22] at the um office building across the street one of the side gen competitors yeah and i'm just

[01:58:31] going to start putting bullets through the windows of some of the higher executives in the next

[01:58:37] building you're trying to set off the defense mechanisms of the other corpse yes i'm going to

[01:58:46] have some of the other corpse sending their security personnel or at least having them call over to side

[01:58:50] gen going what the hell is going on with that rooftop sniper on your building and have them

[01:58:56] just try to scream back we're trying oh i was thinking they'd all pop their gaitland cannons out

[01:59:01] and just start opening up on the building but also that like i'm just going to be mashing the escalate

[01:59:08] button basically uh yeah you sure are okay blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop blop

[01:59:17] all this happens basically uh simultaneously so yeah give me a roll tell me what you're

[01:59:25] this is going to be let me let me take a look let me take a look what we got here

[01:59:31] okay you have an option if you try and assess it

[01:59:37] first the security team will get here you'll have to fight them and then you could pull it off

[01:59:44] with mix it up um there won't be a bonus but you you'll know whether you made the wrong

[01:59:51] choice or not you'll know which exactly where to target to get your precise results if you just go

[02:00:01] mix it up now it's going to be random i think it's going to be random because my assess roll is a fail

[02:00:12] all right on the other hand my mix it up roll is a roaring success okay so you're like

[02:00:19] that one that one that one that one you think you got it down cold so when the next team comes up

[02:00:25] you're going to murder this team a second time you won't need to roll mix it up you just you

[02:00:32] think you know what windows to shoot at you're going to take a couple snapshots next round great

[02:00:37] okay uh uh craig and julian um i messaged the honest citizen to uh drop the video all

[02:00:49] right they dropped the video so now we got explosions we got oddest video and hopefully that's enough

[02:00:56] to turn some heads to plugs and things in and be like what let's gotta get the fuck out of here um i

[02:01:01] immediately turned to dana and like angrily brandish the video what what is this she's like what uh

[02:01:10] what are you talking about hold on hold on i don't know why why how do we have anything to

[02:01:14] do with that like what what do you mean what is this what are you so she starts getting into an

[02:01:19] argument with you um i dropped the dongle cool i'm gonna be like sir sir please calm down so

[02:01:28] and i'm gonna like oh and i'm gonna reach down and grab it uh act under pressure you're trying to

[02:01:34] snatch that thing up stealthily okay uh no bonus any bonus um i'll give you a plus one

[02:01:43] i'd argue filthy assistance too i'll use my other uh point of intel all right yeah uh you knew who was in

[02:01:49] the server room you got profiles on them you know exactly how to push your buttons that's a tin

[02:01:55] all right you got it uh in fact with the 10 you can pick it up and just jam it into a

[02:02:00] random server the job is done like sir sir please calm down sir we i don't know what's going on

[02:02:05] but we're gonna get the get to the bottom of this what the hell is this thing this has been

[02:02:09] a waste of my time i was going to make sure everyone got a good quarterly bonus but you know what

[02:02:16] i'm done done i'm done i'm i'm i'm sorry dana i'm i'm god it's it's one thing after another

[02:02:24] today with this guy is there any way we can get out of here like or at least somewhere else

[02:02:29] because this this seems like it's a poor pr campaign and we guess i don't know it's

[02:02:33] it i i'm gonna have to spin this in a way that makes him not look like a complete asshole

[02:02:38] uh brownie you are connected i should say watch you are connected you get a ping you've got access

[02:02:44] to their servers something else also has access to their servers uh and it's gonna be watching

[02:02:50] what you're doing but it's it's not doing anything at the moment i will push all the buttons and do

[02:02:56] all the things that i'm supposed to do that for some reason i can't remember what those were

[02:02:59] at the moment well right now which which you're you didn't have a plan for what they were you

[02:03:04] just wanted to piggyback your way in so you could help with uh the escape probably yeah so if you could

[02:03:12] give if you can give alana some type of way out and then some way that we can get out that like maybe

[02:03:19] a hidden door maybe a way like a fast way exit like a like a fire exit something something because

[02:03:25] there's giant explosions we need a way out that's secure because he's i will tell you that uh very

[02:03:31] easily there is a way for you to uh get them out of there is to confirm their vip status because in

[02:03:41] that circumstance security is going to squirt them to a safe room and then out of the building

[02:03:48] the other fun option would be to um well when you start that sentence like that

[02:03:55] you know you know where we spend a lot of our time and what's kind of been our bread and butter

[02:04:00] waffle house well yes sort of but it's called the sewers yeah i think flipping all all the

[02:04:08] doors on lockdown to basically create an easy quick path to get to the sub basement maintenance floor

[02:04:17] that will let you out into the sewers and to you know lock people out from being able to get

[02:04:23] to you to attack you to get get there could be a fun uh fun result okay but i mean if you did

[02:04:30] upgrade us to vip status it wouldn't go unnoticed either so that way they could confirm our story

[02:04:36] well basically the thing i'm thinking of is finding a way to flush you into the sewer

[02:04:40] and you don't need that vip axis if you're out yeah oh yeah that's very true yeah uh i will say this

[02:04:46] you could do one of them uh your commands are going to be a little slow uh because you did

[02:04:52] figure out what this goddamn thing is and it's a qe communicator so yeah yep well i will start

[02:05:02] working on operation power flush so it's um operation by whoosh uh yeah apparently this uh

[02:05:12] somehow uh you're sure you can guess how this guy has one that's how they get past the parody cage

[02:05:20] uh the other uh user of the signal is not doing anything with it that's not helping

[02:05:27] they're not they're not preventing you from taking any action but they're holding their

[02:05:32] half of the signal open for themselves so you start seeing um doors go red and locked down

[02:05:39] and then a green light starts flashing in a direction you should go that's true for

[02:05:44] kreg and um julian julian and also for alayna on the roof a hatch just pops open and starts flashing

[02:05:52] a green light at you alayna yeah that is a uh the hatch on the roof i'm gonna say is probably

[02:05:59] the comically large air vents mm-hmm yep basically just giving you guys a safe route out

[02:06:05] that's locked down so no one else can intercept you you're a magical beast watch what's what's

[02:06:10] rock and roll let's do it i do love that hatch but i'm taking the outside way because it's a little bit

[02:06:17] well it's more direct more direct and i can shoot back well if that's the case i will just

[02:06:24] jack with the uh targeting algorithms of the building's outside defense that could be putting

[02:06:29] holes in alayna just so they have missed just a little bit better they have any type of uh

[02:06:35] anti-suicide nets that pop out when somebody tries to jump off that we could use as a trapeze net

[02:06:41] uh no typically you can't get on this uh the build uh the ceiling unless you've uh

[02:06:46] you can't get on the roof unless you've passed the psychological exam all right well uh i'm going

[02:06:51] to follow the green lights right all right um give me an act under pressure so you're just

[02:06:58] going to scoot all along uh can i burn some intel to know which routes to take uh what to who to avoid

[02:07:06] uh absolutely all right so that's my piece of intel yeah uh that'll be effective for both of you

[02:07:14] so you're in the same situation okay that's a partial success for me all right well okay um

[02:07:22] um it's almost like the two weedy social characters are not dealing well with stress

[02:07:29] so uh i'm gonna say that the the issue is as you definitely get seen in id like they know who

[02:07:40] you two are you'll be able to get out but like you just run out of exactly the wrong time

[02:07:48] you don't avert your face from the cameras uh we're not in time because watch has control of

[02:07:55] the system you'll definitely escape but this is gonna bump the uh the side gen clock up two clicks

[02:08:05] oh that's aren't they at like 18 already uh no they were started at 15 because um

[02:08:12] um they because you had cleared yourselves so you were you were okay okay so they were at 12 and

[02:08:19] then you bumped it up to 15 and now it's going to be 21 i'm gonna assume that we didn't we don't

[02:08:24] know that we got caught on camera because we didn't tell didn't tell him to shut the cameras off

[02:08:28] as we were running yeah you just assumed that he would have closed all that shit off but it's

[02:08:32] not at the local cameras i'm sure it was not a problem to shut down it's just everything in

[02:08:37] distance and you know they're gonna do a bunch of enhancements zoom in enhance that's right uh

[02:08:45] so david yes is alaina jumping off the roof basically jumping off the roof with a bungee

[02:08:55] right and i think i see where the aid is coming in because i did explicitly with both of these

[02:09:01] squads um the first snipers that were on the roof

[02:09:07] but the second and the third group

[02:09:14] so they're they're alive they're not well but they're alive right right so that can be a

[02:09:21] problem because squad four comes up because two and three are both still there

[02:09:27] just kind of like yeah that way yeah they can point you in the right direction

[02:09:34] yeah one woman it's the lady in white god damn it they're like okay

[02:09:42] so they bring out the heavy guns they're not trying to hit you with uh small arms fire they're using uh

[02:09:50] stuff that uh you don't need a direct hit to do damage

[02:09:54] so yeah so they start like firing grenades down after you as you're bungeing down uh the

[02:10:01] shrapnel is hitting you it's hitting the bungee cord which isn't especially armored

[02:10:06] and then the nano link building you shot up uh response uh by lighting up the side gen

[02:10:14] that's bad

[02:10:18] uh you started a corporate war yes

[02:10:23] that's a worse outcome you're gonna take four damage on the way down

[02:10:28] evil with the armor you get you get hurt pretty bad

[02:10:32] you survive to hit the bottom but uh you're at the bottom in front of the building which is on fire

[02:10:41] there are a lot of cars that are on fire uh you could still see uh the side gen automatic

[02:10:47] systems firing into the death race uh

[02:10:54] not firing at you because you're on the wrong side but you could see it with the huge muzzle flashes

[02:10:59] and the sound of uh bulkins going off um banshee you've just made the first lap

[02:11:08] um you're on the death race channel they have cancelled the death race too much death

[02:11:16] canceled uh no not too much death it's just like apparently side gen has decided they don't want

[02:11:22] this race to happen and uh we're not going to fight them on it so just scatter okay

[02:11:30] that sounds problematic uh how far am i from the side gen building um so you just came up

[02:11:37] on the first lap uh so not far basically one of these turns away okay hmm you can make a u turn

[02:11:47] and go back um you could uh what the hell else could you do you could circle around you technically

[02:11:57] got a full car so i don't think that we're gonna like us three are gonna be fitting in it anyway

[02:12:01] oh yeah it's fine well they're in the they're in the sewers so they're gonna be able to

[02:12:07] they can probably escape with uh out of problem the the capacity of the car is driver plus three

[02:12:15] if we're shooting out of it but i sure we could shove in a lane i kind of in the middle in the

[02:12:19] back seat right yeah yes don't worry i've got an idea i'm just gonna grab the first car driving

[02:12:25] past stop it in its tracks just look at the driver and say out uh okay give me a give me a uh

[02:12:37] are you fast talking them or are you intimidating well i think considering that half a face missing

[02:12:44] this is a debidation yeah all right play hardball roll plus edge actually that's plus synth for me

[02:12:51] because all right so it's showing an 11 for me but it's also showing connection issues

[02:12:58] so there isn't 11 on that so all right they will just get out of the car

[02:13:04] just get out you now have a car that's why you got insurance bye

[02:13:13] and off we go all right uh that is the session you have planted

[02:13:19] the material successfully uh for now um but boy side gen is on to you guys

[02:13:30] they know at least craig julian and alayna are involved they don't know how many others

[02:13:36] but everybody else is part of their like usual suspects dossier list so

[02:13:43] we did it also you probably started a corporate war

[02:13:47] so maybe they'll have more important things on your mind yeah them and nano lake are gonna

[02:13:51] be friends anymore what can i say except you're welcome yes it's not like we were a fan of either

[02:13:57] one really that's true yeah but there was a big like corporate piece that you guys just destroyed

[02:14:04] where they weren't ever going to like they wouldn't fight against each other

[02:14:08] it openly in the city but now they're going to it's a nice piece you have there it's a

[02:14:14] shame if something was to happen to it all right uh questions comments suggestions issues

[02:14:24] we're gonna do the the wrap up or are we gonna uh yeah probably should

[02:14:29] so we got the getting paid part yeah let's get paid so i am going to ditch the car

[02:14:36] after i've gotten a couple of blocks away just park it somewhere and then hop out

[02:14:43] like once i'm out of range of gunfire and then leg at the rest of the way back to well

[02:14:48] probably body chop shop see an underground doc and just kind of go put this back together uh yeah

[02:14:56] uh all right so yeah you find a doctor you could go with the dr frankestein

[02:15:03] you know he's reliable yeah we'll go with dr frank all right dr frank dr frank's like Jesus

[02:15:09] i'll even what the hell happened i got shot and shrapneled and shot some more all right get up on the

[02:15:18] get up on the table i'll hose you down and then we'll we'll do some fixing

[02:15:22] it's gonna cost you four cred just go here's four quick date the rest of team probably need me

[02:15:30] she's uh so okay i'll do my best what jump on the mic and be like everybody sound off

[02:15:36] everybody's still alive everybody is still alive

[02:15:42] we'll go craigs with me where is everybody else yeah this was stupid uh i'm sure alana

[02:15:49] port reports in from the surgery table

[02:15:53] the lady is going on tonight i fight now actually managed to chip my nail polish this type

[02:16:00] well we'll have a spa day after this whenever uh whenever everything settles down because i'm

[02:16:06] pretty sure we got ideed on the way out and um well you saw the rest good show with the uh with

[02:16:13] the death race there uh banshee sorry we had to cut it short apparently uh you were kicking ass there

[02:16:19] thanks for the assist with the car coming through the front end

[02:16:23] it's a bride's mate never a bride

[02:16:27] brownie thanks for the uh or watch thanks for the uh thanks for the assist on the way out

[02:16:31] the sewers are always a good exit and um the little lights were a lot of nice touch

[02:16:37] yeah the sewers are kind of our thing now yeah craig is just gonna like staring off into like

[02:16:42] the middle distance craig and i'll meet you back at the uh normal place yeah we need to get the money

[02:16:48] don't we yeah so the meeting spot is that next quick eggs uh you can wait till the next day

[02:16:54] doesn't have to be immediately good because i need to go to the dry cleaner i need to disinfect

[02:16:59] my cyber room yeah uh so um you show up fox well is there says well uh i would say things didn't go

[02:17:13] exactly smoothly but um you definitely managed it uh in this world came up it it was no but that's

[02:17:25] what i'm gonna say okay uh it didn't pass or smooth you just paid us all right so uh you're gonna get paid

[02:17:35] all right who's making this role uh i'll leave that to you boss all right it should be at a plus

[02:17:41] three right since we were 1800 uh yes okay i'll just roll something at a zero with three forwards

[02:17:50] ah let's see what happens that's a 12 okay pick three at least we get paid well um

[02:17:59] let's see what's due paid in full great uh we already knew the identifier a plier uh

[02:18:07] doesn't attract outside attention good call that's an important one yep um not an ambush

[02:18:18] who's at this meeting uh obviously i am i'd say alaina's there if she's put back together

[02:18:24] uh yeah alaina's at this point alaina's like 70 metal so yes she's put back together

[02:18:31] and i'll be there as background yeah and whoever else wants to be there i have my all right okay

[02:18:39] i mean you and i are the three of us are numbered yeah oh yeah yeah we're screwed it doesn't matter

[02:18:46] we uh hang out together now yeah all right so says well you did the job so here's your money

[02:18:54] um full payment i don't know that i'm gonna employ you for the rest of this stuff but uh

[02:19:01] we'll see uh at least you know we're effective if not quiet yeah i mean yeah uh things have changed

[02:19:13] uh this has gone in a slightly i wouldn't say it's gone in an unlikely direction

[02:19:21] look at it this way side gen has things to worry about besides you that that's certainly true yeah

[02:19:30] and we'll leave it there okay uh make your statements

[02:19:37] okay real dumb plan we did get paid well like i'm looking at what we i'm looking at what we all threw

[02:19:44] in and we play it we uh it was um alaina 10 so that's 20 yeah watch six me six craig six adam six

[02:19:55] so that's a lot of money yeah it sure is doing pretty well right now

[02:20:02] well when it started going pear shaped it started going pear shaped that's what just kind of amazed me

[02:20:08] and i didn't like the dichotomy of uh you know oh my god oh my god and then we're in the middle

[02:20:14] of death race 2000 which i thoroughly enjoyed thank you very much no problem yeah i knew our luck

[02:20:23] wasn't gonna hold out because we got in and everything was running smooth we got up there

[02:20:27] everything was running smooth and all of a sudden the rolls just went to shit yeah it broke bad real fast

[02:20:35] you know what creates jobs for mercenaries some form of war that's right hey it's very good for business

[02:20:44] like i said whenever uh deborah and danah both get fired from side gen for letting somebody out

[02:20:48] maybe even alex i got three people like an hire just uh have to make sure they don't see my face

[02:20:56] or mine yeah yeah life is gonna be a little harder for you guys going forward

[02:21:05] because it was so easy beforehand well i mean they could always get worse so it just did

[02:21:12] um did we get any experience for completing the job absolutely it did okay uh you get experience

[02:21:19] for taking the job get experience for uh putting the dongle in you get experience for escaping

[02:21:28] and you get experience for completing the job and you get experience because nobody died

[02:21:33] all right that gives me an upgrade and i also get experience for discovering more information

[02:21:40] about side gen yes but that was a lot of fun joe that that was a really good time

[02:21:48] well i'm glad you enjoyed it because uh it was i knew it was going to be crazy going

[02:21:52] going in and uh it lived up to my expectations it definitely did not disappoint not one bit

[02:21:59] right yeah uh thanks for listening to the roleplay exchange stop back next time for

[02:22:07] consequences truth or consequences no test consequences all the consequences

[02:22:14] well bye guys