(Shadowrun 4e): Adept Mystics - Episode 16: FNGT - Dragon's Dungeon Part 4

[00:00:00] It is the dystopian arcane cyberpunk future of the 2070s Welcome to the Ferrantu Nas School Tour From megacorporations to draconic powers The Six shines on in the Six World Toronto Ghost Punchers So welcome to the Greater Toronto Sprawl Adept Mystics

[00:00:28] Hi, welcome to One Less Die, a Shadowrun actual play podcast We are continuing our Shadowrun campaign The Adept Mystics, they are currently going through the Ferrantu Nas arc And we are still in the middle of the Dragon's Dungeon Hunt mission, as it were They have landed on a farm property in Veselki, Russia

[00:00:57] And they were shot We were shot Aaron was shot by a sniper rifle I was Sniper! As they discovered that there appears to be It appears that the farm that they landed in The farm An ancient fourth world dungeon or lair Lies Happens to have become A Vori Drug House Or a drug nest

[00:01:27] So As they discovered, because they heard Russian shout at them from the house And apparently the Vori within it With their sniper rifles and stuff Thought you guys were corpo scum Here to pick up Here to steal their We're here to take down their drug operations So I think that's what we left off Alatar bleeding out on the farm Bleeding out next to a destroyed scarecrow

[00:01:56] I have taken 4 physical damage Ooh Yeah But I do speak Russian Yep So they are just like Kind of like ready to Probably going to continue firing unless somebody does something So we should probably do initiative first To see who gets to act first Nyeh Brask the floppy the flop ha That's awful Wait did you actually say something? No Oh god I heard nyeh Which is technically No

[00:02:27] So we are rolling initiative? Yep Technically it wouldn't be Oh gross Oh no I heard that Six Six? Uh huh Everyone else is doing like way better than you do I know but they also have higher initiative Yeah his isn't He has a hard time getting good initiative But he Nine Nine My initiative shit but my punch is a great number Good

[00:02:57] Eleven Let's see If I make it to the end and I get off a good punch Yep Ah ha ha Sorry what did Trevor get? Eleven Oh it's evened I'm not going to find a place roller for these guys Just to see Because they used to always get that Was that in this game or just all games? Oh shit Sorry it's not nine It's Nineteen It's I didn't add No it's twelve Twelve okay

[00:03:27] That's not bad Because you didn't add the um You didn't add your hits? No I did add the hits but I didn't add my um Score Because I have my improved reflexes going Oh do you? Yeah I just came out of a chase scene I mean yeah We were in combat So it would still be going So you get improved So improved reflexes adds to your initiative score? Uh it's It's a spell It's a spell

[00:03:55] So the spell adds to my initiative score And it also gives me initiative passes Does it add to your reaction score? Oh okay Just my initiative score and my initiative passes Okay mine gives me I'm pretty sure One reaction and also a pass Yeah Oh so technically you get like an extra action in your Um Aaron It um It escalates Oh Okay On first uh First round everyone just gets one pass

[00:04:25] Second round the second pass has come in So if you have a second pass Everyone goes And then people that have a second pass can go Okay And then if you have three then the third round goes through So um And they have better initiatives than I do Sorry that we were possibly talking over what you were saying It was game related Uh so yeah uh I guess um How's Gatorade's ball? Eeny meeny miny moe Eeny meeny miny moe

[00:04:55] That's cheaper than I get home Initially I was actually like I was picking between two people And then the rest of them decided Oh no he's like picking on Chris So Jorgen you're getting shot Okay at Oh Question before you do things This for our beautiful map that we have This square is the scarecrow The square with the cross on it is where the scarecrow was Where is this is the barn? That's the house The house? Yeah And it was shot through the scarecrow Yeah

[00:05:24] So he was hit there and we'll just flank him Dodge plus reaction Can I do that? For the audience at home I'd like you to imagine A battle map that has like beautiful terrain set up Yeah It's like a model helicopter Yep Like a farmhouse He went all out on this That's a critical role I would say better than Yeah It's in fact actually a holographic projection table Yeah Oh dude Yeah

[00:05:53] Seven We all have VR goggles that we can like see all this now The fog machine that you've got going under the table What day? That's pumping up through the bed Just fucking adds to that ambience there Like well done I'm trying to really immerse you guys Well done Yeah As you're standing in this farm field That doesn't look like it's been used in years It's just kind of like It's basically just wild crops You're like the triangle? Sorry to answer this question

[00:06:23] The small green triangle is Aaron Because he's a small elf The white D10 that looks like it's covered in blood is Mr. Vampire And I'm this huge one because I'm tall I figured that was you This is a weird counting dice I made Specifically for You're just a little elf Cause I think I had to count something And keep track of stuff in that game I'm actually surprised you didn't use bullet dice for us Yeah

[00:06:51] Oh yeah cause I do have different sizes of bullet dice Yeah cause you got the 50 cal for yourself But then how do I distinguish you guys? Just a black one or a Yeah Could do that No I get three sizes of bullet dice I mean he's a ghoul so Yeah but these two were like Actually these two are very Actually different sizes Yeah cause one's 9 mil and one's 38 Yeah Okay I could Cause you made me 38 special So you can roll reaction plus dodge

[00:07:20] Or just reaction? Oh not reaction, reaction plus dodge It is a sniper rifle I'm shooting No, plus dodge Does he get dodge? No Fuck just reaction? Yeah You can only use dodge if you are Choosing your action Yeah if you are choosing not to attack this turn You can add dodge One No So give me a second while I pull up the

[00:07:51] Vampire Fucking early part of the game And uh, I'm sorry Chris is dead You're good die You're good die You're good falls It wouldn't be the first time I think I've actually lost HP all the way Once You may have? I think it was before we went into the meat The meat eater building What page is guns? At the back?

[00:08:20] They're way at the back I think it was the session before that one The probing is right at the back I don't know, Croaker could tell us Absolutely Chapter one for snot And the vampire fallen He was an asshole

[00:08:39] He was an asshole We'll go with that one Uh, so You're gonna be taking 10 damage So you have to resist 10 damage You need to resist 10 damage From a sniper rifle How do I do that? Body plus your Ballistic arm

[00:09:11] Where's your stats? But it'd be for my suit Is this hitting my body or my arms? This is hitting like center back somewhere You have dermal plating and the suits No you combine these then Cause dermal plating is just like part of you So it'd be 7 plus my body? Yeah Oh 10 times Okay Hopefully they're all hit Or at least a few Much like how Aliphar just like Like You're also like

[00:09:38] I resist 2 of it so I take 7 damage No you don't take 10, you take 8 damage You resisted 2 Oh it was 10? You resist 2 so it soaks up 2 of the damage I have 1 HP left guys I need to eat somebody And there's still 2 guys inside There's still 2 guys with guns Mind you I will say

[00:10:07] There are 2 guys with sniper rifles You're not sure about the 3rd guy I'm squishy but let me at them We're gonna regret it He has an autocam I don't carry it He has an orbital rail gun Yeah And you have the magic So the next guy shoots An Alatar Are they all in the duck blind over here? Are they all in the ground? They're in the barn Okay so I'm prone Yeah you're prone So what is what is what is I'm prone If you're prone it's minus 2 to the defender

[00:10:37] Minus 2 defender If the defender is prone So I think minus 2 Yeah Question around us is No go ahead Okay I'm gonna die We might all die Okay 2 Moon cards Oh I know what I can do

[00:11:04] I know what I can do To survive For a little bit longer Oh wait sorry I don't know if it's gonna be any help Elatar is prone There we go Elatar is like Hey move Move Jorgen like 1 square Where? Like back Why? Because he just got like punched Like basically shot back By Okay But I'm not dead yet 6 and a 5 6 and a 5 2 hits Okay You manage to Roll out of the way Yeah

[00:11:34] And then The last guy Is going Like a window shatter And And the Stone cold Steve Austin box So You see like something Crack through the window And you don't see anything But you start hearing John Cena He's invisible But he's invisible But he's invisible He is Can't see him

[00:12:03] Oh my god It's the cyborg Hulk Hogan Yeah Or I was gonna say John Cena is actually a Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan died not that long ago This is how he died I'm gonna wave over this Yes absolutely I know We were just tweeting for like a solid few seconds Yeah I should have been doing it too

[00:12:32] Everyone was doing it We need to do this on like a Joe Joe Rogan podcast format Where there's multiple cameras Yeah please no I think it'd be hilarious It might be If you'd like to see that Support our Patreon So we can buy cameras Oh god Alright let's see how It'd be a hard choice They'd be able to see our amazing map If we did that The guy who smashed the window And was firing

[00:12:59] We really have to up our map game Leave the holographic table alone Yeah Just keep that illusion going Please We use the best technology Available to this moment Absolutely You're not wrong Oh shit Technically the The sniper rifle would have Harbour piercing No I would be nice Paper

[00:13:28] Why are you looking at me? Paper Plastic Pencils That was my reaction that did that But Anyway Um This one Okay So the guy who smashed the window You guys hear a Sounds like a pistol Or a heavy pistol shot And it's going to shoot at Alator Or at Trevor Question How far away is this? Um Because It is that distance So like Each square is about 5 feet So

[00:13:56] 50, 20, 20, 25, 30, 45, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65 And then And then And then And then So if he's doing that with a handgun He's taking negatives Okay Because 65 feet is like 20ish meters It's like It's like 18 and a half meters Or something Because Isn't it like 3.2 meters Fucker bud He's about 10 fucking seconds away Yeah

[00:14:25] Because it's all time up here Yeah Yep Oh I love that About 10 seconds away For the audience at home And the Americans out there Us Canadians We don't see distance in like Distance We see distance in how long it will take us time wise Yeah Kilometers not a distance That's the speed on the fucking radio dial On the fucking car Oh my fucking right Dave just lives down the road He's only like 2 minutes away He's just like 2 minutes away I'm a fucking 15 minute

[00:14:54] 20 minute drive Yeah About 60k We get to my place It's about half hour So 23 25 minutes Mmhmm Yes He's doing an extreme shot Which is negative 4 die Okay That's good Better Wait Cool He rolls negative 4 No The shooter Is negative 4 To hit me Because he's attempting to hit me 65 meters away with a handgun Yeah

[00:15:24] Oh okay So roll Roll your reaction Okay Uh Which is Plus 4 die No Does it go the other way Nope I don't know It just does penalties Bullshit Oh Oh Three I almost got half one but I didn't It does veer off like it veers off the side Hell yeah It curves off the side Yeah It's like I don't wanna shoot troll Yeah No you're No it's just from wanting

[00:15:53] You did like the bullet curve thing Yeah Um And then uh Next up is Uh Alatar I believe Yes Alatar Orgasm So if you're on the ground No They are shooting like Like I thought that was the Go to spell I am not Going to cast orgasm Ah I can see that they are all tight together there so I am in fact going to cast Orgy

[00:16:21] I mean Okay Are you actually Yes I don't want to die And this is your best choice right now? Yes It's an area of effect attack Yes Yes Rosa Conrad And uh I'm gonna cast Orgy Okay I mean it won't kill them You're becoming a one trick pony you realize that

[00:16:51] He's got two He used um an ice blast against the helicopter I did He's got three then You did That saves us Three three of the pilot Yes The cockpit It's only funny in English That's true Yeah Sadly it's true Big ol' dice pool

[00:17:20] Fistpils are nice And they have to resist with a willpower? Fistpils are right Question You already rolled I forgot Would you be taking negatives because of wound modifiers? On casting magic? Yes Yeah Only one Oh Whatever You already rolled Just further Yup Yup Cause like

[00:17:49] I do want to play this Like Yeah as correctly as possible Without us like fudging things you know Like I wanna learn and remember things Okay So that's One, two, three, four, five, six hits Six hits Um One, one, and zero Okay Gotta be like a biblical scholar Now if If my No I believe with this spell If my Damage Yes Is higher than

[00:18:18] Their Body? Willpower Oh willpower Then they go unconscious yes? I guess Is that what it is? Okay You don't wanna cast it all the time I don't remember Is this what they said? Is it willpower or Their condition I don't know I think it's their willpower But I will double check It is in street magic So question What is the orientation of these guys in this house? Is it a one floor? So two, no two of them are up on the street

[00:18:48] But they're pretty gay at the moment Nice Two of them are on the second floor Like through, like poking through windows Yeah And the one of them was on the ground floor And broke open one of the windows To shoot through Okay Gotcha Yeah Like they had basically crows nests Or like spotter setups In the second floor But the guy at the bottom Probably wasn't like Fully aware of the situation And kind of like panicked And just broke the window Okay One might be caught in the glory Nice Detection

[00:19:19] Detection Hope No It's not a health spell It's an Indonesian spell There's no reason There's no reason There's no reason There's no reason Character who suffers a dice pull modifier Higher than their willpower Is completely incapacitated And preoccupied Ha ha, preoccupied So Two of them got one Yeah

[00:19:48] One, two, three, four, five, six hits So is their willpower five or less? Nope It's not? It's less Sorry, it's I misquote Yes, it is less Okay So then they are like Incapped Yeah And writhing on the ground Yeah And you just hear like a clattering And probably another gunshot As one of them just like Hold down a trigger In ecstasy Now which ones were that? Probably the one on the ground

[00:20:17] No, because the two Had sniper rifles So those probably would have Like, they would have disengaged And just writhed down The guy who was actually holding a pistol Probably would have like Suddenly held down the trigger Ran it Is it empty? Yeah What's up for a lot of them? Oh It was a heavy pistol Oh, okay Yeah, it's an Aries Permanent Yeah, of course Everyone has that But yeah, I was asking Because you said two of them Are completely incapacitated Oh no, no, no They're all three That's because two of them rolled One hit to resist But one of them rolled nothing to resist

[00:20:47] Oh, okay I assumed that if the two that Sorry, I assumed that if the two that They got one hit That got a hit Are down And probably so is the third Yeah, the third guy Yeah, they're all down Oh, okay It's just the guy on the ground floor You guys hear like Basically a gun unload Yeah Should I roll to see if he shoots up into the ceiling And the second floor and see if he hits out of his bunnies? Yeah, why not? He would have to roll a one Yeah

[00:21:16] Like the chance of that is slim to nil Go ahead I'll just roll one die And like If it's a one he did Yeah Well, because he's got how many chances? Like what's an Aries? It's not a full auto pistol Oh, it is obviously He's not going like this So you shoot him once, okay Yeah Alright Yeah Sorry, I only said that with aggressive tone Because I already said it Was it all the once? I said it to a hair trigger So sometimes it's true Yes, to you He rolled the floor So he goes up And he just shoots up and like Or shoots somewhere Doesn't hit anything Aww So

[00:21:46] Then after You guys don't Hear any more gunshots You don't see any more Anything like shooting at you or anything like that Okay Okay Well, I will keep Holding that spell I got shot So did I Are you still alive? Are you still alive? You look like him How many How much I have one health left He does not look He looks at you Oh Like it

[00:22:16] It's like It's like It's not How are you still walking with that hole in your chest? Cadaver man Vampire man Yup That's actually probably close to it Actually I need to feed I'll go get a bottle Hang on Roll composure What? Me? Yeah Why me? Cause you're very close to death And your vampiric instincts might be kicking out Uh oh That's not good

[00:22:45] Will plus charisma You need blood Cause it's been shot out of you Just throw me in the right direction Okay Sorry what happened? Oh wow I got four He might be bloodlusting I got four More? Four He's not bloodlusting Okay Um But he is He looks like he's lost Like well He should not be like standing Okay He does He looks worse off than

[00:23:13] I'm trying to feel that that's the case all the time I mean I cadaver man It'd be fine He looks like a walking corpse Looks like he's an extra dead walking corpse now He looks dead I heard The undead Yeah He's not looking His wounds don't look pretty bad Okay Looks like he might have a second death Either way Yeah So we took care of them Do we have any sort of cover out here? No There's That's a tree over there?

[00:23:42] Those are from I think whatever he was using the map for before Those are not there Why isn't that erasable? I don't know Did you use a bad marker? No I didn't The thing about dry erase markers is you don't erase them right away They will stay permanent But they're not If you actually use another dry erase marker and just mark over top of them Then you can erase it Okay Really? Yeah It's the alcohol in the marker So like I have to color this? Yeah

[00:24:10] If you just color it and then wipe it off Way too I was just You can really like document that It's gone Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Learn something new everyday Yeah That's just for our white board for keeping track of score and stuff Yeah yeah

[00:24:37] That's nothing to do with this incredibly elaborate and amazing hand detailed map Yeah Yeah when David talking about the Holographic table Sorry those shouldn't be in there I'll just take those accesses Yeah I left those in by six Okay so either way Yeah so you are basically Between you and the house there's nothing but like fallow Not fallow but like Wild Like kind of untamed like farm field

[00:25:07] Okay Okay Okay I'm not done I'm not done Oh The only object in this farm field aside from like wild crops was that scarecrow which is now so rare I have thought about buying or getting another dining room table And just converting it into Specifically for the point of like the ones that you can add leaves to Yeah Leaves Leaves Leaves

[00:25:36] Actually I think it's leaves No it's leaves Because they're not actually trees leaves They are table leaves I hate the English language They're not I know he makes a good point I think No leaves I think it's leaves It's leaves But that's neither here nor there It's done Don't worry about it I need something to do while he's talking So then you can open it up without putting the leaves in

[00:26:03] And then put a TV in it instead Yeah a flat screen Like a flat screen TV And then just run a like a cable to your to your tablet or laptop Yeah So that you could put a battle map in the middle of the table I have seen I've actually seen people like DIY like such That is pretty sick Yeah It would have to be like one of those TVs that like dumps it It's leaves Yeah That's pretty cool But yeah so

[00:26:32] Yeah there you guys are just like I don't know You guys hear a cow moving from like a couple of days Well we know how to interrogate them if we have to How long can you hold this spell? Oh no No there is no cow It's a cow It's not a bull Yeah it's a cow It's a regular cow It's a dairy cow Yeah I just hold it up Do you like the Asian slow drip on him? I don't think he doesn't understand No he doesn't No I know He wasn't part of the first campaign No

[00:27:02] Okay um So Both of them just got shot I'm grabbing them by their collars And dragging them into the helicopter Cause that's our only cover out here right now While we just figure out what's going on I love this scene I can hold this spell indefinitely I feel bad for them Why they're enjoying it I guess they are enjoying it You're right But we also don't know if there's more in there What's a kind of dry retching? Wet retching? No no no like what's the thing? Firing lights? Shooting dust? Oh god Pumping air? It's like

[00:27:32] Oh god I don't know why I want to think of that It was You shouldn't be dwelling on this I'm dragging everyone in the helicopter Until we figure out what the hell's going on Cause for all I know Like I want to at least be in there for a solid minute In case more of the guys show up and start shooting Cause we have no line They have full line of sight We have no cover And both of you are shocked Yeah So um Cadaver man just hurt way more Um Are we able to deal with that here? Uh Maybe Okay I could try

[00:28:02] I could try I could try If someone decided to teach me magic Alright I will teach you two spells Mmm No We're not Orgasm and Orgy I One of them was gonna be the healing spell Yeah Also now that you're like I hate that I'm thinking I hate Your How you guys are like infected my mind Cause all I can think of is like Him punching somebody into class Parts of life in the day

[00:28:32] You just like Like just like Light taps Like just like light punch taps Just like Yeah Yeah It's a soft touch I Did you ever see the movie Orgasmo? No Oh fuck It's made by the South Park guys Man he's a man That's where the man song is from right? Yeah Man man Okay

[00:29:00] Basically that's how I've considered myself This whole game That makes a lot of sides I'm orgasmo I'm orgasmo I'm orgasmo You got another alias you can take off if you need And And James is my Is my sidekick Chodaboy Chodaboy Is Cockknocker Played by Mark Hamill Jeez Uh

[00:29:29] Two And his sidekick And his evil sidekick Cockduck Wow Okay This show Again reminding the audience This is a mature Raven series Yeah Even though I should probably make that Four things Oh my So I can give you four So orgasm It's really powerful Okay Yeah Yeah Powerful enough to cut the feed Yes So

[00:29:59] You guys are in the helicopter Um Keeping the Keeping the spell Keeping the spell going Okay I managed to get four hits On the healing spell So that's four points of healing So that's four points of healing Four points of healing Hmm How much were you hurt for? I only had one left Fuck Also Juergen

[00:30:29] You do have a couple of emergency baggies of blood Oh that's right In a briefcase In a briefcase If you wish to My juice bags And get some help back From that Maybe You might have to What's your health at now? Five You should probably Maybe Suck one down Suck one down Suck one down Is the So my turn yet though Yeah Well initially Combat's over Yeah like at the moment Like the enemies are Incapacitated Oh nice So until something happens again Oh okay

[00:30:59] Well yeah I'm definitely gonna Take a sip out of my juice box You take six You get six health back Or Basically up to six Eight six health Yay I'm full Okay Alright we're good enough To go back out there In case there's more Actually Before I'm gonna poke my head out And just look And see if anyone takes a shot At my head Okay You're shot Excellent You're shot Dead New character Here we go

[00:31:29] But no His name is Revertigs Revertigs No his name is Murta Yeah His name is Mike Murta Anyway No Yeah you You poke your head out Nothing You can hear some Sounds But that's it Okay You're moaning In the distance Okay So I'm basically gonna say Okay you guys get yourself ready Yeah I'm gonna go out by myself As a target And see if there's any

[00:31:59] Any others in there Just waiting to shoot As Chris looks around for dice That's worrying me Uh oh Yeah we're all technically back in here now So you're walking So where are you walking Or how are you heading over So this is just an open field Yep How long is the grass

[00:32:30] It's not grass It's like Or weed or whatever There's some corn There's some Potato plants They're like all wild So it's like sporadic It hasn't been used As a natural farm field For several years It looks like Either way Up to a troll There's like random Plants that's like Hip high on me Yeah it's like hip high at the best To a troll Yeah Okay So um Yeah I'm just gonna Run towards the remnants Of the Scarecrow Cause that's the only thing That is like Even sort of

[00:32:59] Covery here Yep So I'll just Take a sprint over there And just wait for a second Okay And go from there Um Um Before I do that I'm grabbing the assault cannon From the chopper Oh yeah I did not have it in my hands But before Yes Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Absolutely Um So you uh You walk over there Yeah You're at the destroyed uh Okay

[00:33:29] Nobody's shooting you Those moaning sounds are Still a little bit louder Okay Because you're closer to the building Uh Yeah basically You hear like Movement But like Like as if somebody's Rolling around on the ground Okay On the Like in the house You hear like Oh Somebody's like Like they're shuffling around But like you know Like they're like rolling around Okay Yeah So I'm gonna give a thumbs up Back to the chopper And I'm just gonna continue up Okay If they wanna follow me They're more than welcome to Cool

[00:33:59] Roll a perception Intuition plus perception Pardon? Intuition plus perception I am going to follow him up Okay Can I add hearing to it? I don't have to dance I don't have to dance Well if you're following him up I might as well Actually hang on hang on hang on I'm back up to the level

[00:34:29] It would be like Partial cover stuff might help with that Yeah Partial cover Like cover up or eye shadow I guess it would be a minus two I think Concealer Concealer Yeah at least a minus two That's fine Yeah visual search You gotta start dumb Until you find the gem You just gotta One hit You gotta work the muscles Right Okay You're walking You're walking Click Okay

[00:34:59] I stop walking Anybody take demolitions You may have heavy machine up Nope Heavy weapons anybody? Nope I was just gonna take that When I got back to base To learn how to use my soul cannon better and stuff Yep We didn't I got electronics I got mechanic You might You know what We're good for another mission Let's keep going Let's go again

[00:35:29] Okay Seems that like closer to the building they set up some mines Excellent Um Fuck In our group comms I'm gonna say mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Why does he sound like a seagull? You line up right behind me What? He said he was following Trevor I'm like well I guess I'm going too I don't wanna stay alone and die alone Okay Um

[00:36:00] So yeah you guys all hear like Not even through your comments I guess It's just like Mine Mine Mine There's like And uh he's the one that heard the click Cause it will Also you felt It's not so much a click But you like felt it It's like oh Okay That sounded metallic That felt metallic Okay What does it taste like? I don't really And you look down and there is a nice big old like Metal plate Around like It's like six feet across Don't know how you missed it Yeah

[00:36:30] There's coins everywhere It's not like it's a plot What's that? There's coins everywhere There's coins everywhere You look down and like Just like rimming around like The side of your face You see like the edge of like a plate Of like a metal plate Oh that's partially exposed by dirt So I have a really dumb idea I want you guys to have a smarter idea I have glue I could just glue it to my foot for the time being And I could just keep running with it It might be the worst

[00:37:00] That is the most pink mohawk thing I have ever heard That's not how minds work My kamikaze attack would be a spartan kick Yeah No more foot I attach it to my foot I attach it to my shoe And then I unlace my shoe This is not And then I just do a really hard kick And send my boot towards the Towards the fucking If only were a clay board Like directional

[00:37:29] Yeah Oh my god Hypothetically it could work Hypothetically it could work I've heard today Absolutely It's not the dumbest thing I've heard Which that would crack Croker's on your side Dave He's hoping you're gonna succeed Could possibly freeze it?

[00:37:59] Oh so you're thinking Lethal Weapon 2 Sitting on the toilet With a bomb And the bomb guys come in And freeze the bomb So he has half a second To jump into the tub And not die Cause they wired up to his toilet Yes I just googled it So now Hi CS CSIS Or CIA Mhm No Freezing a landmine will not disarm it Oh it's not to disarm it It's to slow down the mechanism Uh

[00:38:28] Landmines are designed to function At a wide range of temperatures It's fresh clay And are not affected by freezing temperatures It's fresh clay In fact freezing temperatures Can actually make some landmines More dangerous By preventing its activation mechanism From working as designed Potentially causing it to detonate unexpectedly That's actually like how real landmines work Okay But 80s movie logic But it's also in real It's also in Russia So it's probably like these Like old So it's probably like

[00:38:58] Rost can even finish Take it off Yeah Or like 2020 landmines Cause like again They don't really keep They don't Well I mean the boot idea kind of works Like what if we're able to like Get his foot out of the boot While keeping pressure on the landmine somehow With like weight Did you have like a gravity Or a telekinesis thing That you could put downwards gravity onto it? I don't have gravity magic I thought you did He has telekinesis I do have telekinesis But no gravity

[00:39:28] Okay well can't you Push down on my boots To see if he was like And kick us foot out of the way As he pulls his foot out of the boot Yes I suck Yeah basically Cause the other option is us trying to disarm it What would you let me use for disarming? Uh disarming It would If you don't have Heavy Or like Demolitions Demolitions Where's the demolition? Best case scenario He walks away With one less boot

[00:39:57] Worst case scenario He loses a leg And then he can have a mobile leg Honestly yeah That's why I'm not against trying to kick my boot at them Because Worst case scenario I get a cool cyber leg Or Or we could attach The auto cannon to your leg And it could be like Fucking Planetary Yeah You could shoot people with it So it would be Demolitions You would just cut my leg off Let's just do it now You've done demolitions No

[00:40:25] So the attribute for demolitions is logic So it would be logic minus So logic One less die Mhm So I'd be rolling three die For me to do it myself You could spend it Lieutenant Dan you got robot leg Nah man nah Um Otherwise You could just um This would probably be a reaction plus dodge To like If you were able to like Take your Like take

[00:40:54] Like loosen your boot as much as you could And then just like Yeet away Could I Potentially could I like Would I have a better success If I like Threw him away from it But then I guess You would still be standing there I'd be standing right in front of it Yeah Yeah The only The only way that this would work Would be something like Um Alatar hitting me with some magic That throws me away from it Yeah Don't you have something like that What?

[00:41:23] Telekinesis Can't you like yeet his body away from it? Could you yeet a 600 pound troll out of his boot? Why not? With enough hits yeah Yeah With enough hits Yeah Mmhmm Didn't you lift a troll off the ground with your You know we were having some difficult In that shop Yes lifting is one thing but very fast throwing is very different Not really It's just faster We were having some tension last session with like the rules of this game And like No

[00:41:52] This is why we play this game Yeah Is this bullshit It's like You got it like Like tier 10 gear helicopter taster guys Fuck we are so screwed Like we barely Like we barely Tangerines They're nothing but tangerines Uh No we got this We took them out no problem Land mine Fuck Oh man We gotta spend a whole session on figuring out How to get around this Yeah I'm like looking through all my Shit it's like

[00:42:20] Literally the only thing that could help me is my glue Put some Elmers on there I'll do it right there I'll turn it to you I am going to uh Elmers Okay Elmers what Push him out Well no No cause it's It's a sustained spell So once it's going I can do whatever I want with it Um So I'm not trying to do anything with it yet I'm casting it so that I know what I can do with it Gotcha

[00:42:50] Or you disengaged your Concerning with the other No Okay so Yes I took two less dice for that And I took one less die for my Uh for my injuries He said it He said it He said it Are we ever going to go a session without saying one less die? No I don't think so Because a lot of us don't have the skills that we need to do the things we need to do So we're always taking one less die on something And to be fair I'm actually being nice because usually it's two less dies Six Okay damn So that's six days

[00:43:20] I'd be nice for that guy To let you guys do cool shit Two less die just doesn't sound as cool Yeah So to confirm I'm not going to try to kick this off my foot I mean that's up to you I'm trying to do a thing But if you try to do that Then that's just gonna Do the thing that you want to do And that's fine That's fine We're all here for that Dude So if you want to like So if you're working tandem You kick this thing

[00:43:47] Like you're going to try and kick the landmine out from under you Toward the house As he yeets you away To kind of like To get your chances of like Distancing yourself I don't know Like when you're on a mine If I even like start moving my foot off It'll detonate So This is magic though That's one of this The only way I would be able to physically just kick it off my shoe Or kick my shoe off with it Is if

[00:44:13] Alatar is using telekinesis to keep pressure on it When I lift my foot up That's something you could do too One, two, three, four The magic in Shadowrun is pretty shenanigansy Okay So I'm going to sit until I levitate I need the core book Here we go Page limit This is our favorite part This is our favorite part of Shadowrun Is all the page flip it So question Because I was talking to Chris a little bit

[00:44:41] The way that we could make the boot kick better Is if you use telekinesis to keep pressure on it while I kick it I mean but literally I could use telekinesis to keep pressure on it So that you could just take your foot off Yeah And then yeet the boot But one's way cooler He was trying He was trying to pick the So then you're going to glue your boot To the landmine Take my boot off Hey!

[00:45:11] Maybe you keep rolling stuff for it too Like that kind of stuff Every extra action Is another chance of this thing to blow up Oh I'm not gluing it You can't get away with shenanigans When they're doing something We'll get a cadaver I love how you guys have kept that Those fourth world like Backwards gargoyles Called him a cadaver man You're just keeping that little bit Shenanigans are okay How much do you weigh? I weigh... Do you want pounds or kilograms? Kilograms

[00:45:40] 269 Kilograms? That's it? That turns to 600 pounds Yeah Unless I wrote it down wrong Remember he's not a full I understand It's the math Because The caster must achieve a threshold on the spellcasting test Equal to one Per 200 kilograms of the subject's mats To throw you around I only need two hits Really? See? But at what velocity?

[00:46:10] Well... That's where the equation comes from So this is the complicated thing So the subject of the spell can be moved anywhere within the caster's line of sight At a movement rate equal to The spell's force times the net spellcasting hits in meters per turn So if I only get two hits Then you move so slow Yeah Yeah Two meters per turn And a turn is six seconds or something like that

[00:46:40] I'm actually checking that right now because I know it is three seconds is a combat turn in shadow So You need to move me like at the speed of sound basically to get me away from this explosion in time Oh so that is insane Like it's half D&D turn just like time So that's more of a Objects flung into other things should be handled as a ranged attack See fling So fling This spell is a

[00:47:06] So you can use fling with levitate But fling is also its own spell if you want one that doesn't cost as much Um Uh Drain So This spell psychokinically hurls a single object of no more than force Kilograms at the designated target with the strength equal to one half the target's spellcaster magic So You're

[00:47:34] Too many kilograms for me to do that But Maybe just I can I can I can I can I can apply pressure to the plate So that you can move around So you can get out of the plastic Or so that you can glue it to your feet And kick the tube And I can try to keep pressure on it as it floats away from a bit Um

[00:48:04] If that's what you want Not to do It's too dumb to not do Why am I that big mohawk? I mean what's the worst Like you blow off your foot Yeah And you gotta get a cyber leg Yeah robot leg You can get the money for it Honestly you can probably have the money for it To get a um What is the Is it Delta wear? The best I think Delta is the best, yeah Basically you can make Also you can just get like a full on like new foot

[00:48:32] No way, it's got to be done to his leg It would still be like an implant but technically But still Me losing limbs makes me a worse mystic adept Yes Which is the downside Yeah So regardless, you are not able to fling me You can't push me hard enough to get out of the blast radius in time? You don't lose distance and we just put a back on The best that I can manage for speed wise to move you Is 9 meters per turn Which is not insubstantial But that's not

[00:49:03] You're gonna be definitely taking some damage from the blast Okay 9 meters is what, like 25 feet? Okay, so the smartest thing to do in this situation is You maintain pressure I unlace my boot I just take my foot out of it And then I just pick up the landmine And just toss it into the minefield And then you disconnect the Yeah Potentially blowing up multiple It depends if they were dumb enough to have them all

[00:49:32] Close enough for that Yeah, within the blast radius or not That is the smartest thing to do Because me attempting to kick it at the At the barn Like, is there anything in the barn we need? Potentially? You guys, you're here For what's underneath where that scarecrow was But for all we know These are just farmers protecting their land For all we know You guys saw There was graffiti on the You guys did, like, notice

[00:50:02] After you guys started getting shot at Yeah That there were tags on that That's true That basically were Bori tags That's true Also, this, again, the farm field Does not look like it's been farmed for years That's true That is clearly a Bori drug nest Fine Yeah Fuck those guys They shot first They died first Okay I wasn't gonna kill them We don't know how many

[00:50:31] We don't know how many guys are inside But... Yeah, I mean you guys I don't know there's three But like there could be more of them that you're Orgy Okay, so now I am sustaining Levitate I am sustaining armor I am sustaining my improved reflexes I am sustaining Orgy Oh, and I have enough damage that I'm taking one less die

[00:50:59] So, I am taking a total of five less die On every roll I make You could just drop some of those things that you don't necessarily need anymore Well no, these two of them are sustaining foci So they don't actually cost me anything Okay Um, it's just the Levitate and the orgy Excellent Okay, regardless So, you are able to put 269 nice kilograms weight down on this mine? Yes Okay

[00:51:28] I can put 600 kilograms worth of weight down on this mine Do 269 The mine might break and then 269 Yeah Okay, so dial it in to 269 and let me know when you're done Okay Eh Eh Okay, we got it Okay, he did it Okay I'm going to unlace my boot Just very gently Okay, rolling up Agility plus

[00:51:59] Do you have a escape artist or Orgy or palming even? I do have a escape artist Palming? Yeah, you can do it plus a escape artist Palming is like I know, I know But it sounds so dirty What? Palming! Okay I got it, yeah Come on Come on I'm the last handjob crossing the block Palm of the hander Okay, it's like Dave earlier with the letter code

[00:52:27] Anyway, before I do this, you guys get out of the blast radius Just in case Just in case Oh, that's not very good That's very bad Oh I got no hits Is this trolling feminism at this point? Like On palming to untie your shoelace? Yes To not do it while So

[00:52:56] It's locked on my toe It's locked on my toe So you're like I made it tighter Damn it So It might be a foot like this Yeah, you're like really focusing on it And you just kept like slipping And like It made it worse Like how the hell did I make this worse? It was like I was trying to untie my shoe How did I tie it tighter? I'm panicking

[00:53:25] You may just want to like cut the cord with a knife Pancake Which I'll let you do for free Okay Yeah, do you have a knife? Yeah, I do actually Okay Cause if you didn't I would give you my sword I'll use my battle axe I was just saying But being an asshole is like Alright, no Dave, agility plus blades Your sword is the raper? No, you can't Cause it penetrates with no concern Okay, cool

[00:53:54] Oh my god So now I want to Oh my god I'm looking at that barn I really want to try to kick the shoe out I really do What's the distance? No, I'm here 5'10", 15'20", 25'30 feet Oh that's totally doable 30 foot kick Oh Hmm Did I play football? That's less than a sloth or soccer I think there's actually a Orc or troll sport I might be thinking of

[00:54:25] 40k of like Blood Bowl Yes, Blood Bowl Absolutely I thought there was a thrash ball In Shatterrun No, that was in Gears of War That might also be Actually yes, you're right It's a cold train played Yeah, with trackball Which is like football But there's like More gladiator fucking shit to it It's like Oh, there's Urban Brawl That's what it was called Okay The new sport has also emerged

[00:54:54] Such as Urban Brawl With teams like Ares Predators And the SK Centurion The Ares Predators, of course there Combat Viking Combat Viking? What is combat biking? I don't know It seems like it's like Joe Sting Okay, so Urban Brawl A more violent Open Or often underground sport There's a movie about that I guess it's like Ratchball Is basically what I think Urban Brawl is Combat biking A fast paced, dangerous sport Involving motorcycles And potentially other

[00:55:23] Cyberware modifications Yeah, wasn't there a sci-fi movie That like Slipknot performed Like a song While they were doing their thing I guess it's like I can't fucking remember The name of the movie I guess it's like Joe Sting Mixed with like Death Race That's kinda cool That's pretty neat What were you like?

[00:56:05] Bikes? Like with motorcycles? You were an urban brawler Oh yeah Before you joined the band You went undercover To bust a urban brawler Illegal Urban brawler Yeah And you got really into it Okay I was on the street sides It was almost Fast and the Furious 1 situation Where we got too deep I gotta ask them What was the team you infiltrated? What is the What is the GTS's Urban brawling team? Again

[00:56:34] There was the Aries Predators And like The Toronto Maple Jays That would be a regular sport No Like what dumb like Like Doobro Like ridiculous Like sports name Would this be? The brain dead doofuses That's right It's based out of Toronto? Yeah The Spadina Spartans Yeah

[00:57:04] Spadina Spadina Yeah Spadina Spadina Spartans That's pretty cool Also I really wanted to go with Spartans Because you went to the park didn't you? Yes And you guys were Yes So The Janey You couldn't go the other way And just call us the condoms though We promote safety But then it would have had to have like There would have had to have been an alliteration in there

[00:57:33] The first one that came to mind Was the cum cousin Oh my god Oh my god Jesus Christ So the Spadina Spartans Yeah the Spartans Yeah Those are your options The Spadina Spartans The Spadina Spartans We'll go with that one That's a little bit better So yeah Three days of the Spadina Spartans Oh my god They definitely did have like a remix version Some remix song done

[00:58:03] Done up as they like Entered the Whatever the field is or something Where it was And then like remakes were like This is Sparta Hmm Okay So how many extra die do I get to kick this shit to space? I'll give you one more die Okay Because of that bullshit

[00:58:32] Excellent Am I doing this as an unarmed attack? Yeah, technically this is an unarmed attack Cause that's probably what they use for art when you're playing urban roll It's just unarmed attacks Yup Awesome You're unarmed plus a gear ready Right? Yup Yup Damn right Okay I'm hoping it's the same This is my best chance of getting out of this Cause this is like one of my only good rolls

[00:59:02] That and driving things Urban Brawl is actually meant to just be like Just combat Like a mortal combat kind of I'm also okay with being an underground cage fighter Yeah My finishing move when he was on the ground I just kick him in the face So that's how I'm doing this The goal is to bring a ball into the enemies So it's basically half of the flag But you're trying to bring a ball to an enemies team To an enemies base In an urban environment

[00:59:31] Oh so it captures a flag With violence Yeah Or like football Yeah With violence With extra violence Yes It's football It's American football If you were having to like go through like A ghettoish like urban sprawl environment Instead of like an open arena That's racist But there's actual fighting in it So it's Blood Bowl It's actually non-leafal But they're still fighting Okay It's just not under death Nobody dies officially

[01:00:01] I'm rolling dice Yes Not intentionally Not intentionally Not intentionally Yeah If they happen to die Well that's what they say So it's old school hockey Crossed with football Crossed with capture the flag In an urban environment Yeah Where the arena is an urban neighborhood Dude Do you imagine wearing rollerblades That's actually a sport I would watch And we have to do it before the cops show up Because it's illegal I would play that multiplayer video game Of Shadow Rock Yeah Do they wear rollerblades? That might have actually been what the

[01:00:31] The 360 Shadowrun game was kind of To a degree Maybe Because it was like a multiplayer game Where you like try to do a rink Like it was like multiplayer Oh yeah And that might have been actually just urban raw Okay I'm pretty sure there was a capture the flag No other than that If they had sold it like that That would have been so much better That game sucked That game was good It just it wasn't Shadowrun It sucked as a true lore like based kind of Shadowrun Yes But I did hear like the gameplay itself Oh right You said I had one more die Yes

[01:01:01] Actually that didn't help That almost made it worse By giving me another one So I got five hits Oh yeah you fucking cleared that Hell yeah Like Goal Goes through the broken window Where the guy on the ground Actually do you want Second floor or ground floor? Where'd you hit? Where'd you Where'd you Which uh Which window did it go into? Hmm Sorry Is it It's a barn?

[01:01:31] No it's a It's a farmhouse It's an old farm Like old Kind of like century old farmhouse God it's not like dingy I was specifically aiming for the guy who attempted to shoot me That would be good I made the dumb decision of destroying his own window When he probably could have opened it He was in a panic He just broke it Yeah yeah fair So you're done with the ground floor right That was ground floor right I was asshole Okay so yes That landed in there I'm going to turn around towards Alatar

[01:02:00] I'm going to pull out some sunglasses and be like Put the spell off And put the sunglasses on And hopefully an explosion happens behind me Otherwise I'm going to look real dumb Pointing on sunglasses for nothing Unsustained Unsustained So Drop the spell I assume you drop the spell I drop the spell So the landmine was going to do 10 damage With minus 1 AP Normally Okay Ricochet Because you put it inside a building Yep Because you put it inside a building

[01:02:30] In space Fuck these guys So I'm just going to I'm not going to make a roll for that Like You look back at the drop the spell And then a second later The entire Barn Just Goes up Because there's probably also some explosives Also in that building Probably Everybody roll reflex plus dodge Because There are going to be some explosions going off

[01:02:58] As shrapnel is taking out other mines around the building I'm specifically not moving because I have to pose Okay Roll edge Roll your pool of edge Okay As a luck roll Sorry, is it agility plus dodge? Yeah What? Agility plus dodge? No, sorry, reaction plus dodge Oh, sorry Sorry So my current edge or my like edge score? Your edge pool My score Yeah, whatever your edge score is right now Ooooooooh

[01:03:26] What's your regular edge pool? Like your full edge pool One What is your current edge pool? Two Take two Okay You know what, you're not This isn't like you're not spending years This makes me a lot of work Because I assumed I'm at the edge of the landmines Yeah, no one though Because I stupidly didn't check to see if I actually walked past any I assumed I stepped on the first one which was a pretty dumb assumption Two ones Two ones? Get fucked me

[01:03:56] I think that's a good glitch Yeah, a little bit Get fucked me One hit One hit Three So He leaps out of the way I'm sorry You are gonna get hit by shrapnel Wait, why am I getting hit by shrapnel? No, no, not shrapnel explosion No, why am I getting hit by anything? Cause you saw I backed up

[01:04:24] I specifically told them to get out of the blast radius When we were sent Okay, hang on, slow down I specifically asked them to back up when we were dealing with the chute And then They I assumed they didn't come back up on me there So they're staying back here And then I kicked the boot Okay I needed line of sight for levitation Yeah I need line of sight I can see along If my enemy you should Like honestly as soon as that That landmine went through the window No, you need line of sight to establish the spell

[01:04:53] But you don't need it to maintain it And so when they fell down out of the window Again, what happens is The landmine goes off Taking out the explosions With the explosives within the building Which basically takes out the rest of the building Shrapnel from that building Takes out the landmines that are Here Here Here Here Here Here

[01:05:22] And maybe here So those basically all Because those ones all got like Pegged by explosives I did make a roll to see like Which If other landmines got taken out by debris Um So I assume that would also cause like A bit more of an explosion going out With debris coming Flying More than 30 feet I don't think I don't think Okay You're thinking that a landmine You're thinking that a landmine You're thinking that a landmine Is a frickin' IED or something Like some huge

[01:05:51] IED They're made to blow up Yeah, yeah The ones in The explosives though In the farmhouse Were not just mods though Okay, but how much explosives did they have in the house? Yes No, they also had like gas and stuff like that too It was a nasty explosion Okay, I'm just saying it's 35 feet Alright, fine You two are fine You two are fine This asshole gets hit I mean there is one right there And by asshole I was pointing at Dave

[01:06:22] Within 5 feet I'm not even going to tell you the damage yet Just roll a body plus impact armor Is it impact for explosives? I think so It wouldn't be ballistics I believe it's impact Also would it be half impact? It's funny to think that mines blow up But I will look They blow up and they blow up Yeah It's true when it's funny It's also not just the It's not the mines that are actually taking them out It's actually like shrapnel from buildings

[01:06:51] Yeah Pieces of wood brick Mortar Glass Plastic Several guys People, yeah body parts Their weapons Other weapons and explosives And items that were in the building Their brains Oh god There's also probably like a cloud of drugs that just vaporized in the air Oh, they got a meth barn going on in there! Oh yeah It's a memory drug catch Wow Oh, I'm dead, I can't You can still

[01:07:21] You're biologically, magically undead You can still take drugs Oh Even if you can It's like ghouls in Fallout They need to do more in order to feel anything? Yeah Okay, so the db is reduced the further you get away from the epicenter of the blast Blast value for circular explosions minus 2 You never hear of a ghoul addict They can do for a hunt Explosion minus 1 per meter

[01:07:49] When attached directly to a target Blah blah blah If an explosion destroys the barrier Blah blah blah Uh, no Okay, let's go over here Uh Yes Yes Yes Yes I see So it's an army Float Throwing skill Blah blah blah

[01:08:17] I can also just say like, cause he critically failed, it just takes the damage from like the hits and the I thought that's why I'm rolling this because like I'm getting hit Yeah There's no ricochet or anything happening out here Yeah So what are you even reading? I'm not even sure It's really good Ah, Jenga You wanted to know whether it was ballistics or impact Oh, that's what I'm saying Oh, okay Yeah, he's defending a ghoul He has to do his body resistance test Sorry, I Forgot where you were looking at I checked out for a second

[01:08:47] This is just like It's just like That's brutal Not so much the actual explosions because like You're far enough away from the other exploding mines So, I'm just going to say it's impact art You can get the full impact art Cause otherwise you didn't possibly die Plus I'll be here all day for trying to find this information Oh, my people these are so screwed They are Sorry, I just made a call as DM You can keep looking if you want for further information but No, I'm okay

[01:09:16] That's up here Personally, I think that if it's shrapnel it should be Ballistic If it's just the concussive force then it should be impact Okay, ballistics it is Okay, so I'm getting a lot of hits If we're just making a judgment call Yeah, mhm Cause if you think about it Most of the shrapnel in a

[01:09:40] Well, no, most of the shrapnel in like most mines is ball bearings Yeah It's literally buckshot Yeah, that's basically what it is Like steel buckshot Which is still pretty fucking brutal Absolutely But it's ballistic Okay, so I got six hits Okay, you take the gross of so much more damage I take six damage still? Fuck

[01:10:06] Cause you critically glitched it was the full damage which was 12 This is fine Yep Oh, we're good I'm trying to stand there like cold stoically but I'm like Yeah, you're just getting like debris just like You turn around like It's like, that was fine He stands there totally cool and stoic And then turns around And his back is just fucking He's a porcupine The whole back of my coat is ruined Yeah, he's just a porcupine of like debris Yes

[01:10:34] Wow, that's a good thing you know a good tailor There's a bone, like a splintered bone in there too Just one of their body parts? Yeah, like chunky salsa Nice Okay, well I'll walk over and I will put my hand on his back and heal him While pulling his bone Don't worry about it, it's fine Oh god, tell me it looked cool Didn't look cool

[01:11:04] Hell yeah, worth it Was it cool? Yeah Oh, it's super cool Yeah Two less dice from that And one less dice from that What was those three? Okay, so I get... Also...

[01:11:29] All right, so that's one, two, three, four, five And this is cocked What? Six Phrasing I heal you for seven Oh, so I'm all better Cool Man, what the fuck? Can I? So, the non-vampires in this party Yeah, hard And you guys... And this is for you even though you're far away Because as the winds are...

[01:11:58] Well, I'm not far away anymore, I walk over and heal it Yeah, right You guys realize that there's like a haze in the air I need you guys to roll composure You got it Because... But I don't You didn't walk up It was like a white... No, it... Well, you saw it... Like you suddenly realized it started to like have descend from like a few feet off from the air Okay Then I am instantly casting prophylaxis on myself and him Is that a roll?

[01:12:28] No, but it gives us a bonus Okay So, yeah, I'm gonna roll that real quick so that we know what I want Yeah, you did see like basically a vaporized cloud of drugs Probably Yeah! Drugs or drywall? Or probably drugs Or it's probably drugs Yeah, probably both Unfortunately, as a vampire and a ghoul or like as an infected

[01:12:57] I believe you actually have a trait where you can't be poisoned from like that No Immunity to... Seven It actually gave me six The seventh was the sixth So, drug... you're immune to drugs Not really immune to drugs... I think it's based on intent Based on forced drugging If I don't intend to get high, it doesn't affect me I resisted the drain from healing Okay, good Now, let's see if I can give us a bonus to this

[01:13:27] Yep Vampires are immune to harmful effects of drugs while ghouls are not I think it's vampire though, right? I'm a vampire Shadowrun vampires are explicitly stated The elf version of the vampire Which would include harmful effects of most drugs Potential... Harmful effects but beneficial effects like Yeah Euphoria Invincibleness And I actually do have the effects of what you got

[01:13:56] If you guys don't pass your... Your checker I'm just trying to take it into something's happening Oh, come on! Give me some of that meth plow I mean actually, no, like yeah, it says side effects after duration Yeah, also you will... you could take the drugs and be fine I just don't come down like normal people do Yeah, you just don't crash Awesome You're dressed in a carrot Ooooooo Did you get that Chris? Yeah, I did

[01:14:26] It's Crash McCarran Crash McCarran I got it My very first one I got it, it just wasn't funny That's fair, fair, you know what, fair It just wasn't funny It was very funny It was a little passe, Kurtz It was a little passe, Kurtz The impression passe is passe

[01:14:55] A little bit That's Gary Cleaning your... You found some other ghosty stuff on there, I could clean it up I mean, it's such a nice, like, model that you made here It's weird seeing, like, imperfections on it You need to get this tarnish Yeah, yeah, yeah You need alcohol swabs That stuff works like fucking gangbusters I bet That's what a dry erase marker is

[01:15:24] It's basically a permanent marker with alcohol in it Right? Is that really all it is? Yeah Okay, you get three additional dice, Dave So I'll take back my one less die And I get four Cause I... Cause it's a single person spell So I was casting it on both of us at once So I just flipped the nice pool That's why people usually just, like, they take the dry erase marker and like You could also...

[01:15:53] It's like popping paint If you would like, you could also roll composure to not take the effects of the drugs Unless you want to just willingly take the... He's like 50 feet away from this I don't know how big this cloud is It's, it's, it's... I'm dying to take the effects of the drugs It's aerosolized Alright Well, actually, I guess it would be... No, you're right, it would be body... Sorry, I didn't... Just... Just roll a bit I guess it would be... Um...

[01:16:22] I guess it would be body plus willpower Okay Yeah, that makes sense Cause like, that would be like... Kinda like cause you're resisting a biological... Or like a... Some kind of a contaminant, so... Okay So whatever your body plus uh... Yeah, your body plus... I just hope I failed that way Why? Plus will? Alright You are now high as a kite I guess I should figure out what the duration would be Um... Oh, oh wow Okay

[01:16:50] What kind of drug did you choose? Like a super like futuristic designer drug? Or like, what? Who's my name? It's super meth There are actual drugs statted in this game I'm using one of them right now Oh, I know Yeah Alcohol plus meth plus... I roll better with my less dice that I rolled before Now I'm rolling worse Than that that I have more dice to roll with That's always the way Yeah This is the way

[01:17:19] I got four hits Four hits? This is the way Alright, I'm just gonna actually give you guys a cue card So you have four hits? And you got how many hits? Two Two? You are... Dead You're gonna be taking some effects Finally Finally Finally Finally I'm dead I'm making my way back to the helicopter for my go bag Yep Sorry, hang on a second

[01:17:50] Mmhmm For your ball gag? What? What are you doing over there? I spilled one When you say one, do you mean like six? No, just one Oh, it sounded like half of them dumped on the floor It did It sounded like half of them It's just one on the floor, it's weird Okay And then one on the counter, but that one's a unique Oh, I see That's why I was a little

[01:18:20] And one in my sock I'm gonna put it down my pants That one's fine though It's kinda nice Alright It's cooling everything down Sorry, give me a second I'm just Don't worry, I've been staying hydrated I drank a whole fucking Gatorade too And I got mango juice

[01:18:42] This is so good, this stuff is so good I buy the jugs of it from Costco From the dollar store Yep Um, alright Don't They used to have another brand that was even better Sue Really? Yeah But they They stopped carrying that one And they switched to that one Mmm And that one's good But it's not as good as the previous one

[01:19:11] So I stopped drinking it in protest And just started buying it In protest? Just boycott them Yep Just started getting it at Costco instead Now that I don't think this will matter Now that I can get it for a dollar Now that I can get it for a dollar When I can get it for fifty dollars Dude You're getting bulked though It's a four liter jug for like six bucks That's not bad It's not bad at all Yeah, it's just a big hole This is yours That takes up a lot of space in my fruit

[01:19:42] And this is uh, this is a, uh, your temporary effects Of uh, being in the drug cloud Hell yeah! Uh, you will be taking ill effects in, in, in, after those minutes Oh, damn After that duration Hell no So uh, yeah, you guys, for the audience Juergen and, and Trevor suddenly have a boost to their strength, willpower, perception And high pain tolerance

[01:20:06] Which moves the uh, uh, the wound modifier down one It is a steroid? Yes So yeah, you suddenly feel like, really, like, buff Like, you're, you suddenly feel much more confident Your perception's like, everything's much in height Much higher res Or it's math And you suddenly, like, feel like, not numb But you feel like there's a tingling all over your body

[01:20:30] Um, would you like to roll a, um, uh, logic plus, uh, um, whatever you had for like your cop stuff Or, uh, as a former, as a former, uh, uh, Just Lone Star Yeah, Lone Star Yeah, Lone Star Roll that, roll that, roll a logic plus Lone Star To, uh, to, uh, to, uh, perhaps, identify what you're on Lone Star, use the sword

[01:21:04] You have to see it first Rick Moranis is back for it, so I'm happy I know, but does everybody else Two Um, these are all the symptoms of someone who is on Novocoke Oh, hell yeah Aww, future cocaine Which means you know that in, um, when the high comes off Plus you will Uh, you will be You've never been high, I can't get you, sir You will suddenly have a lot more of a, like, like, you'll basically hit like a mental low

[01:21:34] I.e. your charisma will be reduced by one Or, will be reduced to one Hmm And your willpower reduced by half I'll just hammer you with orgasm until you're feeling better Appreciate it? You can also just use a motion control I don't have the motion control That's on you Orgasm I'll just say, that has the same effect as you It smells right Yeah, but that's mind control, that is wrong

[01:22:04] Oh yeah, like, yeah, uh huh Like, like, orgasm or something another can say is any better Look, making somebody jizz in their pants is funny Oh god Wait, I feel like this sub- I'm a dead man, does it work so straight away? For this campaign season is, um, the GTS 2 Adept Mystics Sorry Croaker We'll call it the glassed pants edition Oh god

[01:22:33] Alright, so yeah, anyways You guys are gonna be You guys have at least a few, like, about a ten Just over ten minutes of, uh, being high Okay Um, on the effects of Nova Coke So, cause you're just nervous less So I'll inform them, it's like, okay I think that was a Coke lab I can feel it Woo, let's fucking do this Where are we going, guys? Reminds me of college And then

[01:23:00] Reminds me of when I was, uh, when I was, uh, when I was in the, uh, in urban brawl, in that illegal urban brawl team Yeah Man, I missed, I missed the Spartans Yeah, I'm just raw-dogging it these days Oh my god We are the worst Alright, so

[01:23:31] There is a lot, like, after that happens, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the drug dust settles I put my gas mask on Okay I'm also grabbing his And bringing it to him Okay I just start patting my body for the rest of it And he starts, like, snorting his arm Snorting it off his own arm Um Has anybody ever seen a cocaine bear? No

[01:23:57] Well, at the moment, like, again, it's only been a few minutes since the explosion and stuff, so But things are settling down, you don't see anybody, like, coming, like, there's nobody coming down the road There's no helicopters coming, approaching, or any of that It seems like, well, you guys are out, literally, in the middle of nowhere in Russia So, um, where we put that in, and your, uh, your objective is, oh yeah, there's that glowy thing that's probably like an entryway to that label Trevor and I both have typewriter

[01:24:26] In the far, uh, right underneath the scarecrow That's how you know somebody's really fucked up Which, the scarecrow on this point is just, it's just a pole It's just been like, it was obliterated by the glasses Chewing on nothing Okay Orgasm Another way to drop the prophylaxis spell, because there's too many spells going I assume the three guys on the ground are dead They're vaporized Okay, so I'm gonna drop that spell One of them was embedded in his back Yes

[01:24:56] A bone shard Yes, I have the bone shard now I'm gonna turn it into a, uh You can summon him as a ghost Oh no You can actually probably just summon him and like He did die in a karmic way Yeah, you're not wrong He was a drug dealer and he died in a giant drug explosion While trying to defend him Well, dry climaxing Yeah, yeah Dry maxing

[01:25:25] Yeah, I was gonna say dry maxing too actually We're gonna come up with new terms in this game Yeah, I might have to We're gonna change the zeitgeist with just a few sentences But I'm gonna turn in What kind of bone is it? It's a bone ur Fantastic, that's actually what I was hoping for Yeah, the paper? Well yeah, cause it's the largest bone in the human body So it's the one thing that would have survived being vaporized Unless she's got mine I was just thinking of a bone ur

[01:25:56] Maybe, no? No I guess I wouldn't be too bad I made the same joke but more tactfully Mm-hmm Uh, okay For you See Dave the equipment section in the Dave edition? Behold, my stuff Behold Oh my god Keith Urban, what character was that? That was um

[01:26:26] He wasn't Asgardian He wasn't Asgardian, he was um Behold What is his name? My stuff I forget Fuck! I just know he says that and he has dual M16s From Vietnam War I should wait I should wait to This is what this does Like I can't quite remember what he said But he's like I got this too I don't know what it does but I got it

[01:26:54] Russian drug dealer femur bone My name is Scourge Scourge, that's right Scourge the executioner Hmm So um Right, we've got that femur I'm going to use it to make a uh A magical thingy later Cause you know, reasons Oh! Yeah, do that in a Russian accent Yeah, yeah Oh, that should be dumb

[01:27:25] That's fine Okay, so Uh I guess I guess I guess we can go down Well, there is no hole Down, down, down With your third eye you spawned a glowing spot Just remember, we're high as fuck right now They give you To you, it signified that there is something magical Where is it? It is directly below that Where the scarecrow was Oh, okay, actually was on the scarecrow Yeah, it's literally like X marks the spot

[01:27:55] Okay While he's looking back at that I'm sure like This is the scarecrow? Yes Or at least the stake, the pole The pole that used to have a scarecrow Is it a drag? Yeah Yeah, at this point there's like There's craters all around us He goes back to the helicopter See if there's a dust devil Yeah, these are all craters over there

[01:28:32] Yeah, he's just starting back Like, yeah Yeah And at this point like It's like Christmas everywhere As a few more minutes pass The dust does settle down to the ground Who wants to make snowy noodles Because if the stiff breeze picks up It'll kick up Yeah So you're going to work So You're heading over to the glowy bit According to your third eye Okay

[01:29:02] It looks like whatever is magic Beneath the surface Is probably Covered in drums Probably about Six feet down Okay With a dead body I'm going to try to use my levitate spell To pull the pole up Okay Comes up about

[01:29:30] Like it was dug in about three feet Deep It just comes right out of the ground? Mm-hmm Okay Yeah, there's a pole Juan See? I need you to As your Hispanic earth spirit shows up I need you to explore the ground around here And see if you can find an entrance to

[01:29:59] Some sort of a underground cavern Cave Facility A hole Bunker Hole He gets me a hole Okay He starts Going up He dives down to the ground I'm assuming he does the nasty plunge Yeah He goes And I assume he doesn't like disturb the earth No Yeah And then he comes up A few moments later

[01:30:30] Oyas jefe There's quite a number of There's a large Stone structure Artificial It's It's like an inverted tower Okay Goes down quite a ways How do I get into it? There's a cap at the top About six feet down Okay Thank you very much You may go Yeah

[01:31:00] And he just Takes a plunge again Just doesn't come back up Yeah He just takes a plunge Like But not like Doesn't sink down at the ground Exactly Yeah Inverted tower Yep Or Basically like A tube that goes Like a stone tunnel A stone vertical tunnel Or shaft Yeah That goes down So what do you do? Uh Yeah So Well I'm still

[01:31:28] I'm still holding my levitation So I guess I can use my levitation As kind of like a An excavator? Yep Aren't you holding your levitation On drugs? Aren't you using your levitation On me though? Like you're holding it As a target on me Or do you just like I have it active I have it active As long as I'm holding it I have Six hits Three dedicated to weight And three dedicated to speed So I can move objects Nine meters per turn Up to

[01:31:57] 600 kilograms And you can just choose Different targets per turn Doesn't matter? Yep And one of those can be me So I can fly at a rate Of nine meters per turn That's pretty neat Cool Alright So But currently I am operating as a magical excavator And I'm just gonna start Scooping and Dig a dig a hole You know exactly where the lid is right? I am an elf and I'm digging a hole Dig a dig a hole

[01:32:27] Dig a dand a dwarf So I get you So question though You know exactly where the lid is right? I do But you need But I can't see it But I can't see it If you did then you would be able to just rip it up In theory Yeah That's just something it's not like There's some kind of mechanism Yeah Well And that that mechanism can withstand 400 or 600 kilograms of force Yeah You're also like Again you're getting a You're not seeing the full

[01:32:56] You can't see like an image of it If only you had someone That had like a radar Or some kind of like system that like echo Like can like Can ping down and see Get a feed of like what the The shape and size of the object is This physical solid object Maybe we should start Like I need you to direct My uh My crane arm As he looks over I'm like chest bumping with Juergen Like Oh yeah that's right

[01:33:24] Balls a ton You got it Pulls out Right off Now we have to go on a separate quest To find his golden balls Oh god That's good I was imagining them to be Or just brass I know I know Some of the audience Yeah some of the audience Like Don't do the don't do the don't do the don't No no no Absolutely not

[01:33:54] So um Yeah you're just You guys are you just like Cocaine bear Cocaine troll Yeah cocaine troll I mean we are But that doesn't mean I'm like I can't It's not like I can't hear it No you're You're not like Nookuk doesn't like You're not that tired It doesn't give you like a Like a It doesn't make you the Hulk It does make you the Hulk But it doesn't make you like A wild beast Mindless Kinda yeah You have Exactly Okay so yes

[01:34:24] If you want my help you sure I'll quickly run over there You got it Yeah You start to dig like a dog Just like throw it like Bro I got a salt cannon I could just shoot bullets into the hole Into the ground Just keep digging it up Blowing my ammo in the hole That is a cocaine thought A cocaine addict would come to that conclusion Bang bang bang bang bang So Yeah reload bang bang bang

[01:34:52] So yes I legitimately tell you that I could just start shooting the ground If you want No we're okay thanks You sure? You are aware I mean I know he's a little high right now But you are aware that he has His radar sensor to like Look at the Bullets are not so great at digging No what he's What Chris is saying Is If you ask me To use my radar

[01:35:21] To find the location where it is To get a sensor I can just Put an X in the ground With my boot And then you know Exactly where to go Directly down Instead of fishing for it Okay and like With his hoof You keep You brought this radar Several times Yes In other games So I was like Oh this will be perfect And then like No one's doing it Why is nobody using this ability Now that he has I'm coked up That's why I guess Aaron just wasn't understanding Yes But like you can use that basically

[01:35:51] To find out how big this thing is Cause Yeah you should also use this opportunity To carve the axe into the ground With your eye laser Oh yeah Cause I do have one of those Cause you have one of those Woo! Check this out guys Woo! Woo! You're doing that Yeah That's actually a good idea Kato bullshit I'm Kato motherfucker I love that character I'm playing Mortal Kombat 500 Yeah There'd be a lot of Mortal Kombat's by now Mortal Kombat 40k 40k They just They just straight up like

[01:36:20] Merge the two universes Wouldn't be surprised So yeah you do that then So yes fine The orcs go to Outworld Yeah The orcs go to Outworld Oh yeah It's Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat Alright anyway Yeah so you're I ping it with my radar And I laser an X Okay well So I can tell you how big this thing is And how And the shape Uh oh

[01:36:50] These in a cylinder with two Oh what Oh what That's how big the uh the whole The um The uh the cap is Okay And the structure Right Okay Like a bunker It's almost like it had to accommodate A dragon Oh

[01:37:19] So for the eyes One didn't Well yeah Well be big Yeah It was only ten feet wide Yeah Um So one two three four five So 25 feet across Uh basically it's a diameter And it's uh sort of like a Slightly irregular I guess octagon If you look at it this way It's a frickin square It looks like a square to me Yeah it's a square with With the The The

[01:37:51] It's an octagon Yeah It's just It's a stop sign Yeah It's not equal on every side No yeah no Cause like the The The uh like the ends are Like the corners that have been flattened Yes Are about five feet across Yeah But yeah that's the That's the sizing of the dirt How big is the The uh Like opening on the top That Oh that is that That's the cap Yes That is the door Oh okay That's the whole top of it Oh okay That's the object that you

[01:38:20] The solid object you're detecting With your radar Yeah give me a shot That is also the door Like to open it It is that big Okay I can move 600 tons per scoop Per scoop? Per scoop Okay then yeah Within a few minutes Like you're Sorry 600 kilograms You said tons That's a lot Yeah so like after a few Probably after about like 20 minutes like tops You have cleared out a crater of A six Cause it's six feet deep Let's say it's six feet down And you And you After how long?

[01:38:49] Probably about 20 minutes Okay so then we have lost All of our buffs Yep And now we're Oh and now you're Your charisma is now one Yep And your uh Wis- your uh Your willpower Has dropped Ugh Get a buff for no reason Yup Well if you said That would be fun Yes absolutely You learned us something new I did You learned us something new

[01:39:17] Uh so yeah it's uh Willpower is halved But round it down My willpower? Yeah Vampires gonna start bringing drugs with them Honestly not a bad idea I know I know I'm like Really? There's a reason why Greg in Fistful and Missing for a couple I love drugs I love doing drugs Although he loved Kama Kama Kaze Which was way more Which is way more Intense than

[01:39:47] Nobacode Oh Kama Kaze Nobacode is a party drug? Yes So like Nobacode is a party drug Right Kama Kaze is a combat drug Yeah And the And the Super meth And it causes stun damage When you come off of it Not for me Yeah technically actually I could just do all the drugs Without any Without any deficit Yeah wow Kama Kama Oof Unresisted 6 stun damage Yeah

[01:40:17] You just take it Yeah Woah So it's a little sleepy For lighter people that They would just get knocked out immediately However you get high pain tolerance 3 On that one Yup And just a ton of shit Just a ton of physical boost I love dude drugs But anyway Yeah after about 20-30 minutes You guys have cleared a crater Or an excavation basically pit An excavation pit And you see this giant stone Um Uh Strap

[01:40:45] The stone cap basically And it's like carved in with like ancient Like kind of geometric shapes and imagery Kind of similar to the imagery The dwarven architecture that you guys saw in The previous layer Mmhmm Um There's also some face kind of almost iconography to it Like almost like a It's vaguely like a Um Like a sunstone Um Like design from like Aztec Uh mythology Or Aztec um Archaeology Okay

[01:41:14] Which is basically like just like kind of like a face and stuff like that Uh Geometric stone kind of face design Uh On the cap Um And that's It looks like that is all one cap Okay Like there's no grooves Or like how do we lift this Uh oh We've lost Lost our way in Um Uh The people with magic could roll a A A sensing A sensing A sensing check Yeah

[01:41:45] I don't have anything in a sensing I suppose I would also let them allow Well a sensing Actually no no sorry not a sensing No no sorry this is not a sensing This would actually be a uh A perception Sure A visual perception Okay Uh Your perception is Not affecting me Sorry the The debuffs don't affect my perception is what I was trying to say One hit One hit Okay

[01:42:15] Three hits Three hits Okay Um So you Palatars fought Um Uh So it looks like it's all one unit Um But you do see there is a line of Runes Runes That go along the middle Everywhere Right down the center of it Okay Um You could use magical theory Based on like what you had From um The previous layer to see if you could like identify what those Runes mean

[01:42:44] Feel like it's another trap Everything's a trap Probably gonna need to catch the chair I didn't think it fell on the floor Not that I see One Two Three Four Five Explosive Gone The cloud is still there No the cloud's gone It's now It's on the ground It's That's what I mean That's what I mean That crater was still there though The crater

[01:43:14] It's really not necessary anymore No No hits No hits No shit I mean It is new to you Like these runes are Like you're You're still not quite You haven't quite got the Rosetta stone Like Oh Um Maybe Maybe If you spent a few hours on it You might be able to figure out Based on what you learned from the tablets Like the coordinate tablets Okay Okay Um

[01:43:44] Yeah I'm gonna need some time to figure this out guys Okay Okay I guess I'll sit down and try to figure it out Okay So I guess this will be an extended An extended test Yep Okay Still a magical theory While he's doing this we're just hanging out up top Like keeping an eye out Make sure no one's showing up Yeah I'm rolling in the Nova Coat Woooo You're more than welcome to He's just Yeah he's just rolling I got you Yeah He's just rolling the dice He occasionally like will fall into one of the craters Yeah

[01:44:13] Do you want my bonuses back? It's four hits Four hits Four hits Alright So Um We're having a extended test for a while It's uh What's the threshold? Right Okay So the threshold will be Ten On a two hour test? Threshold will be Threshold will be Threshold will be Threshold will be eight Okay

[01:44:43] It is a new language to you I understand I understand Yeah But I also could have passed it instantly Oh okay So you were saying the number was too low Not too high No no no That's not what I'm saying What I'm saying is that he had me roll magical theory To see if I understand it right away Yeah And then I don't So I have to study to figure it out So uh He's telling me that my My test is a two hour test Yeah And he's setting the threshold at eight

[01:45:11] So if I'm getting We'll call Uh So so every Every time I do the test That's an additional two hours So I'm just I'm shocked that I could have instantly known what it was Or it's gonna take me like Ten hours to figure out I gotcha This is not a device So so if it's a two hour test Sorry just cause we don't do this too much Yeah If you set it as a two hour test then You roll for every two hours Like your first roll is Yeah

[01:45:41] This is the result of two hours So it doesn't add Like but you're It's adding up Yeah they add up until you get to Okay so Until you get to the threshold So if the threshold is ten Yeah Um and I roll a four Uh get four hits the first time Yeah And then two hits the second time And then two hits the third time And then uh Where were we at? Eight And then two hits the The fourth time Yeah Well that's four times Four times two is eight So it took me eight hours to figure it Yeah But also You could

[01:46:10] I don't know how many hits And immediately just know what it was Yeah Okay Just shocking is all Cause if it's that easy Of a new language I wouldn't have thought it would take me ten hours to figure it out But Let's uh Let's see how far along we get So I got four hits the first time And I got two hits the second time So we're up to four hours So I think what Aaron is trying to say is basically like When we're

[01:46:40] Presented with a new language We shouldn't have a chance to just immediately know Well he's not learning the whole language You're just kind of Getting enough To like understand what the hell this is From the tab And you're probably self-referencing But referencing with the tablet inscriptions that you guys had Yeah Cause that took you a couple of times To take the tab of a rune It would have been instantly Oh I understand The dwarven rune language Got one hit this time So we're up to Five and three in six hours Okay

[01:47:10] So at this point I need uh Alatar Or not Alatar Trevor and Juergen to roll perception As you guys are Just I guess Rolling in In cocaine crops I'm not I'm rolling in cocaine crops In coke crops And Aliyah was just like I'm gonna worry Like offhandedly tinkering with something I should keep an eye on I'm gonna worry What is it? There's one? Okay You're You're playing around I'm rolling around In the dust

[01:47:39] Um Yeah Six hits to um Yeah Six hits? Sorry sorry Three hits I was looking at the six Okay you see a truck coming down the road Okay Just like Not like speeding But just like Whatever the It seems like a Like just It's coming down the road at a regular pace Question This is On your glorious Yeah This is This is the road I gotta look up uh That's the road This is the driveway? Yeah Okay Just clarifying Yep

[01:48:10] Whee Yeah it's coming in from like the north Cause originally I wasn't aware of what this line was I thought that was like a Like a barrier Yeah like Well it is technically a barrier Cause that's basically the road The edge of the road But yeah it's coming in from The truck's coming in from the north end So Come on everybody make cocaine Yeah okay And you just see it Like it's not like You're not seeing it like peeling toward Like just like Like speeding toward you It's just kind of like regular pace Sort of truck driving Okay Okay It looks like it's just kind of old The The The The

[01:48:39] Or old like country like Farmer Pickup truck Okay But I'm keeping my eye on him as he's driving Well he drives He starts driving He starts slowing down And like kind of pulls And just kind of like slowly like looks at like The crater And the guy like rolling around in the In the white dusted like crop field And uh The The Excavation And the And the He's just looking he's just watching What time of day is it? Uh at this point it's like Like Like basically like

[01:49:09] The sun is starting to set Mm-hmm At this point So like you guys are just like He's just like Slowing down And then just like sees this Looks at you And just continues driving Want to check to make sure he's not like Doing something With his comm link Cause he did Have a clear like comm link on his On his uh Over his ear How would I check that? You could try and like tap into his Wife A wireless signal Okay His Your

[01:49:39] Your um He'll be doing an electronics check Yeah electronics check against his firewall To see if he's sending any messages That's like They're like authorities or something Or if he's just If he's just If he's just text for him Just tracker buddies Mm-hmm Y'all y'all gonna hear about What I'm just talking One hit One hit You can't break through the firewall Or wait no sorry I would have bonuses with my Um My comm link bonuses right? Yes What would I be doing attack?

[01:50:09] Uh Yes I'm assuming cause I'm trying to like get in right? Yep And then you bounce over his fireball Well that added three hits to that so it's total of four Okay Yeah you do There's a second where it's like Nope Wait And then you basically just bounce over his firewall effectively Okay Uh yeah so he's He sent some text Basically sent some text equivalent Uh in Russian Mm-hmm To somebody in a Russian name

[01:50:39] And identification code What? We need someone who can read Russian Okay Um I'm going to send that to Alatar And just Just Well I'm standing right at the top of it Yeah you can just screen cap what it's saying So yeah I'm just gonna say Uh Alatar Drukus So as you're like reading this Whoop You stand like on your comm link Just pops up You see Russian What message say? Uh The Russian said Or the Russian Yeah the text says Um Uh so the It's a woman's name

[01:51:08] Um Uh and uh The The messages are Um Uh looks like the old It looks like the Uh that That farm Uh that drug farm Uh finally blew up Should I call somebody? There's some people here There's some people here I will Message them directly Because Yeah you do have their Yeah you have their numbers right You have their You effectively have the equivalent of like Their tag Their user tags And stuff So you can actually see that Yeah

[01:51:36] I don't recommend calling anyone You hear You guys all hear Like as it's As it's As it breaks hard And then like Do I know he's saying that? Uh If you guys aren't tacked No I suppose not Cause if you did I could like start Walking towards him The same one is like Start walking toward the road Walk toward the road Menacingly

[01:52:07] Okay Assault cannon on my shoulder Walking towards the road Um You You From From the guy Uh no trouble No trouble Uh Saw nothing No problem Uh yeah And then Just A moment Have good day Conrad Have good Every day Dust It's like Very stuttery Like he's like Trying to say But like Stuttery And it's like Dust And he's You see the car Begins like Immediately Peeling away

[01:52:36] Okay All good Nice Yeah Cause Yeah You're just a basic farmer I was like Oh The drug farm blew up Should we call somebody About this Hell no Uh but yeah So you're continuing On your uh Yep Yep Whee I do all the work I have to do the excavation I have to do all the research I'm just your Ditch digging donkey

[01:53:06] Aren't I Currently yeah Yep Our magical Ditch digging donkey Yeehaw Two hits So I'm up Oh my god Seven And eight hours Did they do that On that one On that one Uh Tabletop You're showing us videos of Yeehaw They're all donkeys I think so yes They all got transformed Into donkeys

[01:53:35] And they basically Yeehaw Oh that was from uh Yeah that was in uh Yeah that was in uh Yeah that was in Legends of Adventure Yeah Four hits That takes me Seven hits And ten Hours Um Oh man I've been rolling around In this shit for a long time You don't have a working knowledge Of the language But you have the stuff Like you could If you find more artifacts In this dwarven rune system You could probably Piece it together You could actually start a You could actually start a proper

[01:54:05] Like Rosetta Stone for it Okay Um But yeah So you now fully understand Like what the Like the Basically it is Um Rosetta Stone It is actually a set of wards Uh It's like a Almost like a Coding of wards Okay Um And uh Yeah so you uh You begin Saying them Or like Obviously Yeah And uh They begin lighting up As you say them Okay

[01:54:35] Uh all like All as like Going down the line As you uh Begin like Enchant Like Encanting Is that a word Yeah Yeah Encanting the uh Encantment And uh As Basically at this point Like night has fallen There's no like Lights out here Except for Except for whatever Like you guys have Or the Or the Or the helicopter have And now there's a glow Coming from the From the excavation site Okay Uh and then uh So you're right on top Of this The structure Yes Uh The seam that was not there

[01:55:04] A second ago Immediately Peeled Like immediately cuts through The The room Uh Wards And it begins Um That a grinding sound Happens as it begins Like parting The uh The two halves Of the My feet are on Either side of it Like it's Common Making me do the splits Yeah Do you go full Van Damme I'm gonna go full Van Damme And uh Yeah basically Um The earth Around like The six feet of earth On either side

[01:55:34] Of the uh The halves Begins being like Kind of pushed away As well as it As it's basically like Pushing these slabs Out Away from like Out of the Excavation spot Uh and yeah There is a A giant Yawning Tunnel That goes Or a shaft That goes All the way down Uh I assume you're on One side Of the You just continue Splitting until You could not Split no more Correct Well no

[01:56:04] Then I just Start levitating It's a starlight Fit Watch out No cause I'm not Still channeling Levitating Cause it's been Ten hours Yeah Yeah So Question In that ten hours Yeah Could I like Spend karma Till No Fuck you I'll go to the Stuffer shack How about that Yeah Um In the ten hours Could I like Spend karma To get a rank In like Um Heavy weapons For the assault Cannon And like Fuck her off The grip

[01:56:34] Yeah you can do Some like Even tapping Into like Into the Jack Quentin Or like Into Oh I meant Specifically just Through me Like manipulating The gun And getting used To it basically And messing With it Whee I've been spending Ten hours Rolling around In dust You know what I should Cleaning all of it There's none left You've absorbed it All into your skin Yeah you are He's actually Cleaning up the mess Whee Um Yeah You can You can You can do that If you're spending Karma to do that Yeah

[01:57:04] There's just There's just The crazy Again it just seems like Again there's just Like you're literally Out in the middle of nowhere There should be nobody Out here except for Farmers That perhaps More worry But you haven't Seen anybody for hours Since that Since that one truck Came by Um And uh Yeah so Yeah Buy that Buy that Another thing But I do need you guys As this is opening up I do need you guys To roll me another perception No Two Two Whole two

[01:57:34] Look at that Uh Sorry Um Hearing Yes no Uh Yeah it's hearing And sight Or it's sight and sound Percepticon Percepticon Three Okay so you two Are you doing this Or are you just like This is during my Ten hours Is it not No this is actually At the end of the Ten hours Oh But you could also Like you don't have to Because you're just like

[01:58:03] Focused on like I'm focused on doing Douglas and things Yeah Um so The two of you Jorgen and Trevor You spot another car Coming down from the South end Oh sweet Jesus Um This one seems to be Moving not Again not Like a speediest clip But like it's It looks From From the Light Like where the Lights Is it kind of Like a smaller car I'm just gonna run Into the road And like Scare them Just be like Ah I'm in the middle Of the road Okay

[01:58:33] Um Uh Jorgen What are you doing I'm all coked up Roll reaction Plus dodge No No I was watching As uh They were slowing down And then they spotted him In the road And they sped up They sped up Yeah Like fucking hit it Whatever it is Well that's not good I'm loading the gun Hold on Let me Let me re-roll I'm gonna use an edge To re-roll You can

[01:59:02] I didn't like that Cause I only got one That's fair I'm done again Well that's better Okay Three Okay So Three And you're dodging Or are you like Reaction plus dodge Reaction plus dodge Yeah Yeah so you definitely Leap over the car Or like get out of the way Whee And the car After like Passed you It It Swer

[01:59:32] It kind of like Swerves Like kind of drifts To a stop And five And four men In suits And uh With guns out Uh Get Immediately get out And start up positions Uh And begin shouting In Russian Oh You hear this from the From the From the From the From the six foot The excavation Shoot stay in Jane We got a problem You hear a whole Like a commotion Happen Like the car Repping by Peeling Like to a stop And then Car open

[02:00:02] Getting out And the Guns And Russian speaking They're angry I did all their drugs Um I'll also be telling him I'm watching this So I'll probably tell him Uh We got hostiles Uh They're basically saying Trespassers Trespassers Where What did you do To our Uh What did you do To our Our haven We did it And we blew it up Do they even speak English No No You don't know Oh I guess I guess he is speaking Um They They like Look So you say that We did it all

[02:00:33] I don't know What they're saying I don't care Trevor you're saying this too Like they'll look to each other It's just like You did this Well I'm speaking in English now Yeah he's speaking in Heavy Russian But yes Yeah Like the three of us But yeah Three Yeah I mean I'm basically two people As I walk up behind him With a salt can on my shoulder Two guys got guns on him Two guys got guns on you I'm specifically saying that As an intimidate role

[02:01:03] Not you In this game In this In this era It's like the AK-97 Surprise attack I'm gonna run up to him And punch him in the face Hang on Hang on It was It was like AK-94 I think AK-94 I think Regardless 1994 Um But yes I said that coming up behind him And I'm saying that as an intimidate role Okay So I'm going to To see if I can intimidate these guys To fuck off Distract them long enough So I can run up and punch one of them That too Make sure they aim for the dick They are also Our own problem Yes right there

[02:01:31] Aw fuck bud Aw fuck no Not a single hit Alright They're not buying my They just look at each other It's like Kill the throg first What an idiot I'm closer And then they start For those at home I'm looking through this book Trying to find things As soon as he says that word I just stared at Chris How dare you Murdoch is a racist pig Now you guys have to do with Four Bori Who showed up to like Check on their

[02:02:00] On their Drug farm Or their drug cash And uh Found No cash They're about to be Wait do we have to roll perception Or no Initiative Initiative Oh Fourteen Are we Yeah Yeah they're in combat The Bori are focusing on them So Okay How many Bori are there Have I seen them There's four You've heard them You haven't seen them You haven't looked at them You're currently underneath Yes

[02:02:30] You were six feet Under Like above Below the surface Like where the Where the excavation site is Plus Whatever dirt was like Piling up From like both your excavation But also When the The stone slabs Moved Like and put Pushed earth away Like cause they Didn't just like Face the earth They had to push that earth away So Yeah there's some like Divots and some mounds Now in the In the spawn field Regardless When I was up here And I told him We have potential hostiles As I

[02:02:59] See them come out They were coming out And um Pointing guns at Juergen Yeah So I would have told him There's four guys That just came out of that I'm gonna go investigate it So I went over there And tried to Yeah I went over there To try to Intimidate them It did not work So he But regardless Alatar knows that There's four guys here Yes Um And we haven't Pulled for help yet So If he needs to keep doing What he needs to do Fine Okay Sorry sorry So Trevor What did you get For your initiative Woo 14 I think I said

[02:03:29] Okay And you're What did you get For your initiative 8 Jesus I was going to stick With the 12 That you had From previous Sure Alright Well The warrior Are going first And they're Going to be Shooting I need the Corbett Right here Oh I didn't know If I actually If the heavy weapons Skill does actually Assist me

[02:04:04] So First guy Is going to Shoot you With an AK You got four hits Shooting Who's me Meet me Yeah They're They're Going to be Focusing fire On you As you are The most present Threat As a large Intimidating Large Not so intimidating Troll But a troll So A vampire Good

[02:04:34] Four hits They're not aware I'm a vampire They're not aware Of you Yeah They're not aware You are a vampire Probably because I'm just dust white Yeah Legitimately That's probably What I benefit right now What is Okay AK97 It wasn't AK97 So you said You got four hits Yes Okay so that was The first guy

[02:05:05] He missed You So he He misses you As you're I guess like Ducking away a bit Or duking a bit Nice And then Next up Is the next Worry Oh No Yeah Still that Worry As he's going To shoot So Reaction Run it back Yep You got two hits For that one

[02:05:31] I also got two hits Oh wow Okay yeah So you're just like Wait Yeah And then it's your turn Okay Excellent So yeah So I was standing there With the assault cannon On my back They assumed I was going to Go down like that But I like I rolled out of the way As the two shots Went Where I was Yeah And then I'm At that point Taking a knee I got the Assault cannon In front of me And I'm going to

[02:06:00] Take a shot At the first guy I see Okay So let's do this Turn him into chunks You got it Plus That now Yes Don't miss Don't miss Don't miss I shouldn't have Said that As I'm saying I'm like No I got one hit One hit

[02:06:31] I do So you're the first guy That shot you Or the second guy The first guy First guy Okay So his reaction They do not give them dodge Ever Question Do we have a second core book Or no I don't Okay You got two hits Okay So he's also dodging Yep As a loud crack goes by Actually if you want Dave I can like Put a photo about this I just

[02:07:01] I literally just wanted to see If the assault can was Semi-automatic or not Oh I guess you have that And like recoil modifiers I'll just take a screenshot Of my phone You said all the Other stuff So Waiting for assault Alright Alright So That guy missed Or you missed It is single shot So no I cannot shoot it twice I figured as much It'll take a lot of modding

[02:07:31] To make that bitch full auto But I'll do it I guess I could What like auto can Yeah It's an auto can And it should be I guess I could have Also gone like Full auto or something Like that on you But What are they using Oh they're using AKs Yeah It's up to you It sounds like you did Single fire They did single fire The first time And then like When they said fuck And then they're gonna Start firing the next time But um Next up is gonna be Uh Alatar If uh Are you staying down? Um

[02:08:01] I guess I probably Shouldn't We have not Called for help yet No I went up there To intimidate them Can I Guess at how many I hear Uh I already told him That there's four You know that there's four guys Is it about to be A feeding frenzy for me? It might be Hey I don't need it But I can certainly Just do it Uh

[02:08:34] Awkward if they were Gazzam No I probably dropped All of my spells By this point It was like Yeah Ten hours So I probably wasn't Like I probably wasn't Even keeping the sustained Ones up That are through my Sustaining ring What's the point Of ever putting those down? Uh Foci are addictive Oh really? It's like Yeah Hmm I did not know that Uh And they basically Um It'll It can actually get to the point Where you can't do magic Without them active Oh damn

[02:09:03] Oh shit I don't think we want to Turn Alatar into a villain No The orgasm villain That'd be a Legit problem Yes Oh It's just

[02:09:33] It's just funny It's just It's unfortunate You don't have like A force prostrate Spell Testicular Oh that's the pain spell No prostrating Is whenever you Kneel down to the ground Okay I'm cast Testicular torsion That's the pain spell The one time I didn't say Something dirty Everybody thought I was saying Something dirty You should have said that I know You should have said that Prostrating Cause now I'm gonna Take the pain spell But it's gonna be called

[02:10:02] Testicular torsion You're just as mad at me As the orgy spell You invented it For him Only you came up With the spell This time But what if it's a woman Though Wouldn't it be Would it be Uvule distortion Let's not talk about this And actually talk about the game Gross you guys Okay I am going to conjure up A crowd of Spirits

[02:10:33] Steve's Some Steve's Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Greetings Steve's So I need you to go Surround the Russians And then just manifest And look Your somewhat Menacing selves They all look to each other And then they look Like I'll say to you In unison It's like Concert Or concert attire Yes Yes And that's all Just flip there

[02:11:03] Menacingly Yep So yeah They just all vanish They all vanish And whisk through smoke And then Suddenly In front Around The The The The The Vori agents Or Steve's A ton of Um Night gaunt Ethereal Like Cloaked Apparitions Appear We'll say eight Because I think it's restricted By my magic rating Yeah Yeah They just all appear And the guy's just like Oh what the What the fuck They got a mage

[02:11:33] One of them's a mage Keep the mage I can't see you I don't know Where is he Right I don't know which one it is Run or be devoured By the stevens Oh I'm the cast If you wanna If you wanna like Roll an intimidate on that Yeah You know You know Plus I think you can get A plus oneer For that Cause I I'm also technically Not lying I am a Mage Context wise Okay I said plus one

[02:12:03] That did not No It never helps Why does the plus one Always Look at all these twos All twos I got two hits All twos and two hits Alright let's see How these guys react Hey shit They go number two Jesus Christ Um In a sense Or to judge intent Probably

[02:12:29] Okay that's not very good But let's see We went camping It was intense Oh Um It's like a circus How many How many did you get To say Two Two Uh so One Or no sorry Two Um Stay Stay Stay their ground One of them Kind of falls Just falls to the ground Like freaking out

[02:12:58] And the other one Just like drops his gun And runs Down the road And some of the Snees actually Kind of just like Like I'm not touching We're not touching As he like It makes it like Just like That's affecting What they're doing Yeah They're making it like Creepy and like Hot Of course I just dropped his gun And runs Yeah the uh The two That are left Are like Ah Ah Ah Yeah This is my Russian

[02:13:29] Sure about that Nope Uh so yeah You scared off one Bori Um Mm Mm Mm Mm And one of them Is prone And then there's two That are still up And ready to fire They still Want to shoot you guys Mm Mm Uh so Uh next up Is Yurgin Ah Yes Nope nope Hang on Ah Chris never gets to go My bad Uh Bori number three Who is prone Um

[02:13:58] Starts jacking off No Damn it Uh He Just went prone He didn't drop his gun Mm Um But from the ground He's gonna be like Start firing mildly So uh Eenie Meenie Money Moe Catch a tiger Don't do that Uh Audrey Or I guess uh Like odds Evens Okay What's a zero Ten Even Me

[02:14:28] Okay On a six On a six out of the die How'd you get a zero Oh Zero hits Sorry It's a shadow run Dice calculator So Do you want a physical Dice Even anyways So he shoots you Okay So reaction Yeah Plus Or just reaction If I choose plus dodge Then Oh no You can't use dodge On Oh right It's cause bullets are fast Yeah

[02:14:57] Bullets are so fast Your bullets are fast Fuck Oh Dude No No hits No hits I got four hits Damn Son Resisting four Damage Or four Hey Pee Wee Herman I think you're resisting Exactly how he's armed You're resisting ten damage Minus one AP Okay Okay Yeah

[02:15:28] Okay so that's armor And then Body Oh my god Oh Uh minus one right Cause armor Yep Pee Wee movie diddler Oh wait no This is ballistic damage Yeah Pee Wee DJ diddles Holy fuck me What I have a lot of armor Hang on What That's that That's that That's my note Okay Minus one And then

[02:15:57] I need a lot of Of dice Because My dice hate me I need to roll a lot To get the amount of hits That normal people get You see I think your dice are just mad That you assume That they don't Well I I just know them I just know That I need to I work with What I got Oh Oh Oh See That's not That's not bad

[02:16:26] I'm getting lots of hits now This is pretty good How many hits is he evading He's got like 10 damage 10 Fuck I don't think I did You got no hits for your To dodge Yep So he basically He got 9 8 8 So you take 2 physical damage I'll take it Ooh Yeah Yeah He just Wild like Just like Sweet Jesus Like shoots a couple of shots And like that Gets you Did you roll that as full auto No Sorry

[02:16:55] Not full auto He winged me Yeah it's winged you Yeah I probably should have done a full auto Because like he's like Patting So it's just You can do a fall off shot I had negative recoil Alright let's go with that Do it So minus Is it just minus 2 Whatever the recoil modifier is Oh Recoil modifier is No it's Nothing No

[02:17:25] There's no recoil modifier On AK97 I guess it has compensation So just roll again Yeah okay What Four hits again Okay Oh No I have to dodge I'm gonna keep these prepared So I just don't have to count them again How many dice do we need Silhouette reaction Yeah he's Cause he's just like Again like He's freaking out So he's just like Should spray Okay I'm gonna roll these twice Cause that was my reaction

[02:17:55] Not negative 1 yet Fuck Oh no We're done Fuck Zero hits Okay That's another 10 damage Alright let me roll all these again Oh my god Let's get through this quick We're gonna roll all these at once Oh my god Tier 10 Like Black ops Like covert Like elf nation Like wet workers And shadow possessed Like

[02:18:25] Shadow demons From like another dimension You guys are like You got this Vori Like lack Like drug lack Just dudes with guns With basic bitch guns You guys are just like Oh They do this bingo style Just have them pop out Those are the ones that count Okay that counts Maybe don't do that Why not I'm almost done I'm almost done I need to find a different way To roll To get better hits Maybe this is the move

[02:18:55] Oh my god He got 8 again 9 Oh 9 I got one more 9 Oh remember it was 1 minus 1 AP Oh but no You probably would have Accounted for that From the last time Right Yes Cause I rolled The same ones So yeah So not 1 damage Hell yeah 1 physical 1 Wow Wink me on the other shoulder

[02:19:24] Full auto is just like 2 shots Full auto is a Full round action To do But you are basically Either choosing to do More damage Or making it easier To hit Depending on how You're using the full auto I'm just going with that So which one are you doing Uh Did you listen to the words I said Yeah Do you want to do more damage Or do you want to hit I'll just go with Hit something Yeah Like I just want to hit Something for this one Okay Um

[02:19:53] Wait how's this work Oh yeah okay Um Wide modifiers Is that what it is What Yeah so if you were doing A A wide Full auto burst Yeah Um Are you wanting to do like The fullest of full auto bursts Yes The fullest Because there's a Full auto Okay There's There's semi auto There's semi auto Burst fire Full auto Long

[02:20:22] And full auto Full I'll say it was a long burst What Full auto Full Hang on It's basically Are you Okay cause full auto Long is shooting Six shots And full auto Full burst Is ten shots I'm just gonna Again This is going on forever Too long Okay You're doing full auto Long Negative five Do a roll Okay Negative five to hit To get plus five damage My problem is Like I rolled once And got you And then you told me To roll again So I rolled again To attack you

[02:20:52] With two shots Yeah cause you shot me Twice semi automatically I thought you were going To the next guy now No this is the Same guy He only gets Two shots You're done Yeah Yeah There we go Alright That's what I said You winged me And winged me again Yeah You shot me in both shoulders Oh So next up is Juergen Yeah Yeah I walk I run up to the Closest guy And I fucking punch him Fuck him up Jesus

[02:21:23] I know I get to roll so many Cool Oh Oh Oh fuck bud That's Two Four Six Eight hits Eight hits Yeah That is only two hits Nice So you have a net of Six hits So damage plus six What's your damage Seven That'd be Thirteen Thirteen damage So he has to resist Thirteen damage They've got

[02:21:52] Action your business They've got like Action your business Suits on So what's You have to resist Thirteen damage Sir You're so fucked I hope so I should put him down In one hit Just like Hurry up Just explode his head Yeah So that is Impact armor Wow That's gonna suck

[02:22:23] So he reduces Three of those So what's What What did you do What were you doing To him Thirteen damage So ten damage He's still Alive No way But very Badly hurt But I'm gonna make A roll To see if he Actually is like Gets like pushed Back from that Oh he done Got fucked up I think there's Strengthless body I guess for that I love it when I connect a punch To somebody Yeah no Well he's actually

[02:22:52] Fuck He stands his ground But man He does not look good After that punch I'm not quite One punch man yet You were almost You were one away From this guy If he had done Much more poorly On his body On his resistance He would have If it died Shit So yeah The vor No Bob That guy's just Like Ate shit And died That man He just punched Yeah How much damage Did he do to him He technically did Ten

[02:23:22] More than half Okay That's higher Than his body Yeah by five Then he is flat On his ass Okay so that's How you If it's higher Than the body You're just done Oh he's just Got like down No he's not dead He is prone He just knocked Him on his ass And I guess If he's taken Ten damage On his condition Modifier I guess it's Minus three Yep Negative three And because he's Prone now You get bonuses To punch him Because he's On the ground

[02:23:53] Just Yeah I actually Have a good Yeah But I can't Punch him again Because I had to Move No I mean Next turn If he doesn't Get up Oh okay Yeah But yeah So top of the round It's that guy It's that guy The guy on the ground Yeah so he's Going to try And get up He's also Trying to get up In melee Is there Attack some Opportunity in this I don't remember No I don't I don't think There is no Okay But no he's Just basically Just going to Try and get up Actually there has To be something Though Yeah

[02:24:23] Because otherwise Why would it Have him even Knock him prone True Yeah because There must be A mechanical reason Why being prone Sucks in this case Yeah because When you're Prone is Double edged sword If you are prone At long range And people are Shooting at you It's harder for You to be shot And when you are Prone you are It's easier for you To shoot In general For ye Attack of opportunity Or opportunity

[02:24:52] Attacks are free Action provoked When an enemy Moves out of a Threatened square Or uses a range Or area attack Within adjacent While adjacent to you These attacks are A way of the Character to capitalize On the opponent's Momentary lapse in defense So if he is So when he moves Out of the square That doesn't mean Standing up I'm going to allow For this Okay Yeah If an enemy Uses a grenade While adjacent to you You can have an Opportunity to attack him If the character Stands up from prone They provoke

[02:25:21] An attack on opportunity Okay So if If he is going to Attempt He's just trying to Get out And then just like Bam Yeah you can Be on this guy now Do I get that Yeah You've got to Stay down Does he have to Can he react He's reacting with Minus three too Okay He is negative three Plus he is prone So If he is attacking So Chris gets to roll Three extra dice

[02:25:51] To hit him Because he is prone Yeah I need to roll Three more Yep Attacking a prone target Plus three I'm only rolling Two dice That's five Snake eyes Or not snake eyes Whatever two sixes is It's two hits though It's two spiders Two hits and two dice So What'd you get So you take two Off of your hits Three net hits Plus whatever

[02:26:21] Your damage is For your punch Ten He has to resist Ten damage What was it How many hits Did he get Sorry He has a net Of three hits Okay so Right Okay I gotta get you My arm does Seven damage He has to resist Yes resist Ten damage Die Die Die Die Die Die He tries to get up Like again Coughing up blood

[02:26:49] And then you just like Punch through his His torso Like Yes Probably like Punch out his heart I was gonna say Like he's catching the heart On the other side Kano style I got the Kano eye laser You got the Kano heart rip Yeah That means That means Alatar has to learn How to do a flying Cannonball So That Vori is dead Nice And just Bloodily on the Nap time So Do you have a cool One liner

[02:27:20] Nap time Cool Next up Is The Vori's buddy Who is like Hold Whatever the Russian is Holy shit And he's Basically Moose his gun To basically Start firing on Juergen He just shoots himself Instead Kill yourself One can hope That's gonna be Six hits buddy On Juergen Yeah You're being shot

[02:27:50] Just reaction Reaction Just reaction Just reaction Yeah And you have Balls are fast Yeah No And you have six hits To get past That's no good That won't six days So yeah One One So Five net hits That's gonna be Eleven damage You have to Resist eleven damage Which is body Plus Minus one AP Body plus Armor minus one

[02:28:19] So Your combined armor Yep Seven It's a body Plus six Yes What Oh right Yes yes yes Yeah So three Don't die

[02:28:55] I'm gonna Reroll that Spend some Hedge Yeah do you Keep the ones That you hit Or Okay You just Reroll misses Okay Also I think Is it Do they explode No Not after the fact Only if you Spend them before Jesus that's no better Three hits Yeah Well you So three minus Eleven Or Yeah three minus Eleven Eleven So eight Three Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight

[02:29:24] We're down to one health again Christ And I'm gonna be mean And shoot you again No That's gonna be However because we have So semi-auto with recoil You said the recoil was zero though It says zero on the gun But I have on my cheat sheet here That is a minus one on the second shot Oh yeah Sorry Okay See I was looking at the recoil on this thing Which was like Which was like

[02:29:53] Yeah if there is a recoil modifier That adds to the Oh yeah that's what I have Okay That's what it is Alright So then technically there should have been one minus to you One minus to whatever You have two You have two to get past Two Ooh Okay So you managed to Ooh Literally dodged a bullet there Ah But yeah He hits you with one And then you manage to like Duke out of the other side So Somehow I'm getting shot I feel my pain

[02:30:23] So No Next up is Elatar No sorry Next up is Trevor Yes Okay So one guy just got killed One guy is running down the road Yeah And two other guys are up with guns Uh yes And one of the guys that was up Just shot Juergen in a panic He was one of the ones that had like a gun on you And he just kind of swiveled with me and shot Yes I think we need Dwagon help Dagon Me what? Dagon

[02:30:53] Oh I thought there's a tour guide help I don't know I heard Dwagon Dwagon Dagon Dagon Dagon Dagon Dagon Okay Um Dump 3 As much as I want to hit a guy with this assault cannon I might need to just go into melee Just to at least stop one of them from shooting anymore This is a problem Hmm If I was more confident with that gun

[02:31:23] I would attempt to like destroy the vehicle And knock them away with it But they're also beside him Yeah So I'd be hitting Juergen and finishing him off So what I'm And he's like Dark brother sends his regards I'm secretly his dark brother and agent the whole time No he's just deciding He's like Get him while he's down Just like get that bounty Yeah Get that vampire bounty No Oh my god what are you doing? I'm burying you Yeah Yeah But no

[02:31:53] Instead of that I am going to Drop the assault cannon on the ground Yeah And I'm going to Insert myself in between Juergen and the man who just shot him As I attempt to insert my fist into that man's face Good Yes I guess I have to roll a reaction Uh Yeah unless you You can just take it if you want You sure? I'll react to that Oh okay You sure about that? I'm sure Alright

[02:32:36] I'm not damage enough to take a negative Good That is four hits Four hits He only got one hit Nice Nice Three net hits My punch damage Oh so I assume it's killing fists? Killing hands yes Um We're not bombing them

[02:33:04] No no not right now Wait do I comment sense of my hair? Yes I do Okay Uh Blah blah blah blah So yes Would he even have armor if you're For to resist your damage? What do you mean? Because you're shooting You're punching him in the face I'm not doing a called shot Okay So just what? I just said that Yeah I'm just doing a generic Well we'll play a little bit Lucy with like video game technology Yeah So I'm punching him I'm calling killing hands and elemental strike as I usually do

[02:33:34] Oh jeez Okay Because killing hands I could just call for free Elemental strike is a simple action Wait does that mean I wouldn't be able to do the complex action of the punch after the fact? Correct So killing hands punch Um Uh What's my damage? My damage is That Soon Yes Okay

[02:33:58] All right fine So be it I was literally about to say that Get out of my head Troll punch That did not fall off That was a miss That should have let it fall off That's pretty good Pretty good

[02:34:27] Pretty good Six hits Pretty good Okay Uh So That's the damage? Um Wait Sorry I already hit him Why'd you let me roll? I don't know Brain not working It's fine Um Sorry My damage is Um It's uh Ten damage is my damage Sorry Ten damage? Okay He resisted and got four hits Okay So Um So he takes six Takes six Okay

[02:34:58] So Flabberg That was the one that was shooting That was the one that was shooting at Juergen? Yes Okay So So Flabberg has Because I haven't hit anything today So I forgot I don't have to roll for damage Because I missed so much Yeah All right So you're just like And then um Six damage If it's higher than his body You said he goes pro? Yes Uh He's only got a body of five So he's down Excellent So you'd be like

[02:35:28] My nose Like Oh my nose Yeah And he just drops to the ground Hell yeah Uh As you almost like Punch his nose Into his brain cavity Uh And we'll cut to Alator Juan Si I would like you to engulf the one that just fell And pull him into the air Si senor Oh As he's like He's like Oh my nose And just like All the ground Just Entombs him

[02:35:57] And like He doesn't have time to scream Nice Oh that's awesome Do you need to roll for that or anything? I can if you like You know what He's got Four He's got five Health left Negative On my hits Fuck him Uh Oh With No Yeah I would count Does he have to do reaction to avoid engulf? Uh It is treated as a melee attack

[02:36:26] Okay So yes But he's prone He's prone Um So you get plus three If it's counted as a melee attack Uh Plus he has negatives for the amount of damage Which I counted for He got zero hits Excellent So really It's probably going to be It's a frigging Amiga Entombment This is going to be awesome Entombment This is going to be awesome Ugh Okay So I get to roll 15 dice for this

[02:36:53] It doesn't all fit in my hand That's what he said One Two Three Four Five Watch out Whoa my whoa Jesus Christ Six hits Okay well that's Pure six hits Okay Because he got zero hits Mmhmm He did Okay So Is he engulfed? What's the thing? He's engulfed He's engulfed

[02:37:23] Yeah Absolutely engulfed Okay I can look up You engulfed damage I actually think I might have it On one of my other characters On my other sheets This is way better Than getting turned into you One more Well not for him I know I know It kind of sucks for him I know At least I got the combat Here we go Engulf as a Oh I don't have Fucking fire engulfed God damn it Engulfed in fire I

[02:37:53] The It's More or less Oh here we go Yeah If a Attack success Succeeds It inflicts damage See below And the Critter engulfs The victim In its grasp Every time the Critter's action phase Comes up The Critter Automatically inflicts Damage With a base DB Equal to its Magic attribute Net hits On the melee attack Increase the DB Of this damage The victim Resists This damage Normally With a damage Resistance Test Using body Plus half impact

[02:38:23] Armor Rounded up Unless otherwise Noted Engulfed Victims May not move During the victim's Action phase The victim May attempt To escape But it does Do damage It does damage It does damage Equal to the Magic attribute And Orgas force Of the spirit And the Net hits Which is six Okay Plus six Plus six So twelve This resists Twelve damage Twelve million What What force is One

[02:38:53] And this would be Half impact Rounded up I think it said No No I said Half impact Rounded up No no Because he's Suffocation No armor Involved It's like What armor Is going to Dig Is that For earth Involved I thought That earth Air And Water All do Suffocation Yeah

[02:39:24] Unfortunately I don't have Water One here Technically Wouldn't fire Too Well I mean I'm assuming Fire does Fire damage As well That's the benefit Of fire Is this Twelve damage Yes Okay I'll just But fire needs Oxygen to burn So it steals it No I suppose Earth could be Crushing damage Yeah I mean He He's dead anyway It's eleven damage He had five left

[02:39:53] There's just He's just like He's like There's just like Blood Yeah Blood starts Seeping into Out of the Seeping up Out of the soil Yeah Oh Actually it's probably Out of the asphalt And so Oh dude Oh yeah That's right You guys were on The road When this happened Yep Aw sweet That guy is Just gone As a free action I want to crack My knuckle And say Fatality Make them believe That I did it They do think You're the mage Yeah You know what Roll an intimidate

[02:40:23] Hell yeah Make the I don't know I'm not going to You're trying But fuck it Yeah I did that Bitch with my mind Three Yes Three Use the cano Is there only One guy left Jesus Is there only one Yeah Hawk has one right away Yeah And this guy's the one That's prone Oh yeah Oh he's about to get Prone bone What did he get Three Three He got two He just like

[02:40:53] Drop He like Drop Shakily drops The guns And starts Spouting something In Russian To Alatar You can hear Basically like The equivalent of Like I surrender I surrender Please don't kill me Fuck this shit Question Was he the guy Who called me a trog No That would have been The guy that just Got toot Okay Well you better play nice Otherwise it's gonna be dinner Has he hit me He did This is the guy That like fell to the ground

[02:41:23] And just like Started shooting And shot up you So he did hit me Shot your shoulders Which means I'm going to roll Composure Because you're a Combat thingy Yep Which I never roll for It's not as bad As you think it is I just like it though Yes indeed I got two hits So I resist I have the Option of resisting Murdering the man I mean Because he is currently A surrendering victim I kind of need You know The Vorey Are bastards

[02:41:52] Like as your time With the Joe PB Like there is A group of them Down Out in the GTS Like they are Ruthless And cruel To their victims Fuck them I'll drink them dry You don't know What to do I mean you didn't You do need to heal up Yeah We got you a huge Juice box here bud After you're done Drinking the heart That you just Pulled Punched out of a guy Oh that's true

[02:42:23] Double juice box I got a gusher And a juice box So Yeah what do you want to do Well he's surrendering He just like Drops his gut Just like shakily Like hands out Basically on his knees Just like Prisoners are expensive Let's just fucking eat them You're more than welcome To eat the man Yes Yes Yes I'm going to zip tie His arms and ankles together Okay

[02:42:53] Just so he doesn't Try anything How far away is his other His friend who ran away Oh there He's gone He's gone gone Yeah He's had plenty He's had to run away Running by a mole And once he won't Like catch up with A little magic or something Like he's Get in the car And fucking run him down He's out of the Out of the fight Like he's gone Out of the area Okay Well like he's way down the road You could potentially Still see him Yeah Do you want to I don't have I won't even like Make you run Out of the cannon Well yeah But I don't think It's awesome At super long ranges

[02:43:22] Unless it is Is that door left open Yes I got you Is it screen Oh the screen's closed Oh no I was just making sure The screen door was open Because we do have no Moth in the house Fucking moth It's not through The screen door Moth So can we say I'm healed Because I'm eating this guy Because he's not Yeah no If you're going to Oh yeah No resistance You can't resist Love this guy Like he's just speaking In Russian And in broken angels It's like No please No no I'm so mad

[02:43:52] So sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I lost How many meters away Is this man That's running down the road Um He's trying Like 50 Snort some ground Chase me down Pull a Greg I fucking rolled around In it for 10 hours I rolled around in it For 10 hours It's all gone That's true He literally absorbed it all You get So how much

[02:44:22] What's your essence right now My essence? Yeah is your essence still Like My essence is still good Okay your essence is good You get 4 health Oh One less guy I really need to write that Chase that One less guy It's a good one So actually Looking at the assault rifle stats It actually has really good range

[02:44:51] Like It doesn't start taking negatives Until after 300 Or maybe after 100 One less guy It's a super powerful spell Like niche spell Because It doesn't Differentiate between Meta type It differentiates between Like gender What? And there's a secondary one A partner one Which is one less gal That doesn't sound nice No One less gal It's like one less pal Okay regardless

[02:45:20] We did about 2 rounds of Of combat Yep In each round of 6 seconds 3 seconds So he didn't get far No So I'm gonna try to shoot them Alright In the face No Just shoot In the ass It's gonna have to be in the ass Cause he's I'm behind him Use your bow Yeah Cause that works so well All the time Christ But he's running down the road You've got You've got 10 minutes

[02:45:50] Before he's set a raid I already have it As a quick action now Stop making fun of me Just sit on the ground And pout now Let him run away From all the emotional damage Oh The emotional damage My 12 year old Is pure I'm so virgin I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not So he just Takes it Okay

[02:46:20] So then he's taking 11 damage Negative 5 armor piercing Dead Excellent Yeah Cool Just step into the middle Yeah exactly Like after I zip tie this guy And be like Hang on a minute Just gonna take my time And I'm doing that You're hearing like And then like ripping sounds And then some gushing sounds Yes When you pull the trigger

[02:46:50] It does that That anime Thing Where like The camera's at one angle You take the shot You see the fireball And it switches to another camera angle See it again Switches to another camera angle See it again And then you just see the hole Yeah Then you see you Through the hole The hole in his chest Yes And he falls to the ground Yeah Excellent I find that Yes There's a massive crack-a-toon Mm-hmm Yeah

[02:47:20] And yeah There's suddenly again Quiet in the darkness Of this Russian Night farmer A-roam All right When did it get dark guys? It's almost like You've been here for ten hours Waiting for someone To read a book Basically Also You took a look at the car Oh yeah It's a pretty nice Sports card Mm-hmm I'm sure it is How modified Yeah That was my next question Not fair Like one or two modifications For like basically Avoiding like Authorities

[02:47:49] And like Stuff like that Mm-hmm Those like Seems like It can be Some more And I don't know Maybe a boost of speed Will it Fit on the helicopter No I'll drive it back It's fine I'll drive it to the Near Yeah Yeah So Now I'm going to look up How long it would take To get from The Selkie To Chernobyl Just levitate it Next to the helicopter

[02:48:18] But anyway So Now that the combat Has died down again Yes You guys get over To the Get over to the Excavation site Any remnants of the bodies I'm going to throw them In the trunk And drive the car Off the road You drive Park it into the Drive Into the The driveway Yeah Left Mm-hmm And then I'm going to go Through the car To make sure there's no Trackers or anything in it Yeah There's no trackers Okay Okay Yeah

[02:48:48] So you get over To the Excavation site You see the big Yawning open Dark portal That goes down Below And You guys There's no way Of like There's no Ladders or Spiral stairwell Or anything like that It's just a big Tunnel that goes down A big hole Okay Of rock Of like Artificially constructed Like rock walls Mm-hmm So How do you want to get down there

[02:49:18] How are you getting down there What is up here that I could Oh there's a helicopter there That's pretty heavy I'm going to get a rope And tie it to the Landing gear on the helicopter And just Let the rope Go down Okay So we could Repel down the rope Yeah Fair Okay How rough is the surface Of the Oh it's It's rough as rocks It's probably fairly smooth Like Because it's been like It's been like

[02:49:47] Ah The rock's been shaped It's actually like Like It's like a Like a shaped rock Okay But this is a big hole Yeah Yes Okay So how is Douglas Ann Getting in and out Of this hole Well it is 25 feet across So was he flying out You surmise That could be How a dragon Would get down He's magic He could just float Okay Then I'll turn Into a dragon Okay The teal zeal appears Oh

[02:50:17] It's a hole Oh yeah You're on drugs bro You're seeing things Damn it Alotar's just Levitating No No you didn't I refuse I would gaslight him To the end of the area Well no Because like Literally every time He never saw me change Except for the one time When beforehand I told him I was going to cast An illusion That's right To look like a dragon Oh He's dry on drugs

[02:50:46] Oh okay I don't know Yeah What'd you say I don't know It'll be Probably in the Runner's Companion On page Don't worry about it On page Fuck it I don't care Just get this game over Jesus So much book Reading in this Don't bother Now I'm curious He can read While you continue Okay So How are So you guys Are just like Scaling down Rappelling down Yes

[02:51:16] How much length Of rope do you have I have 200 meters Okay Of rope Well there's a vampire I thought I could just Like walk down On the wall I don't know if you Have that ability That's not a thing You could misform Down there though Yeah you could Actually yeah And also you could Misform Oh yeah that's right I've done this before I can jump Until I fucking Almost at the bottom And just So yeah You just Yeah you just Yeah and also Fuck you can do that It's like a handle Jump Okay so he's Wrong I'm sure he knows What he's doing

[02:51:45] I get down there Do you have any Kind of like dark Vision or Whoa As a vampire I have increased Hearing and smell Enhanced hearing and smell No It's not really like Yeah there is no Like night vision Uh okay hang on Hang on Before you How Dave I need to ask you again How far Does your Ping back thing Go From your radar Uh it I believe It just told me A um

[02:52:15] 20 structure rating Of walls Is how Deep it can go through Um So would it keep going Until it bounced off something Um I haven't had to look up The range of it Cause I always I just splat myself At the bottom Cause I missed Cause you don't know Right there Yeah that's why I'm asking him Before you jump Maybe somebody may want To see how far This goes down I mean I could just Sustain mistfall Until I get to the bottom But that's like I mean yeah

[02:52:45] Yeah honestly You can just do that It takes forever It's like a fart Just Drifting down to the bottom It had to be a cold fart It would be The warm air will rise Which I mean You are That's what you say I'm undead So I mean like You know that makes Perfect sense It would be warm If I'm cold Inside You got a false reading

[02:53:16] Look at what you did You haven't asked me This before I need to find this You did this Chris You did this Okay so What rank is this Oh I actually got A really good one Okay Um What are these numbers What do those mean None of those are arranged That's great Thanks Uh This tells me Almost nothing Where's the book Aaron's There you go

[02:53:44] It might be an augmentation It might be a base one I don't remember I mean Aaron can also send One of his Watcher spirits down Yep He certainly can Yeah So you can do that While I figure this I think I'll do that Okay Yeah whatever you want Yeah Steve Prime Ooh I need you to Go investigate

[02:54:13] The bottom of this hole Okay It goes down And a little bit While later Comes back up About 500 feet 500 feet Mice Oh I got 200 feet Of rope Some of that Being used to Get from the chopper To there So it's not Going to go all the way You did this 300 foot job 200 feet Or 200 meters Uh Meters actually Oh 200 meters Is 656 feet We're good

[02:54:44] Never mind Forget what I said I know Because I looked up I did actually look up Like when you said Like how much You had in meters I looked that up Yep So Yeah you drop down Or you drop it down You have enough to Get to Get to the The bottom Mhmm And you start scaling down Yep Okay And then The two of zeal Just like drop down Like dive down Yeah Okay Yeah you dive down Uh Pass

[02:55:14] You pass Uh Trevor as he's scaling As he's uh As he's uh Rallying down Mhmm And you guys come to a A large Domed chamber About uh 100 feet across Fuck Uh And there are Um Sort of What you What you're guessing Is probably the Um Uh Compass directions Like north South east west There are alcoops Um Um And there is a Uh Kind of a

[02:55:44] Uh Like a A dropped down Kind of brass Covering Directly Directly along In the center Of this chamber Like where you guys Dropped down from Or where you would have Like landed And stuff like that Okay Um Inside the uh The alcoves There are Petzl No Yeah You're not wrong There are pedestals Um And uh They Have They seem to be uh They seem to have Of um Uh Statuary Of uh

[02:56:14] Stone That's veined with like Or a calcum As uh Very similar to the Dragonstones The fragmented Dragonstones You guys recovered Or found In the uh The previous layer Um So each alcove Has one Like north South east West Uh Uh Coast Um And they're all Facing the center Of this Chamber And uh Uh You are not Picking up Any magic From them That's probably Because of the Wards that have Interacted Around each Archway Of the Um Of the

[02:56:44] Um Alcoves Which appear To be the same Kind of runes That you saw In the uh In the first layer Okay Um Though you are Detecting some Kind of vibration From directly Below the Brass Um Uh Cover There's almost Like a Thrum Okay Okay And there's A little Mechanism Um Or a little Socket Then with My dragon Clawy hand

[02:57:14] I will attempt To Manipulate The socket Okay It does Seem to Fit A dragon's Claw And then you Just like Yeah you turn You like Adjust it You hear a Click You Well again There's another Click Couple more Times There's more Clicks He has his ear Up to it Like it's Yeah And then Suddenly You hear Like a Like a Sound of Like air Pressure Drop The room

[02:57:51] The seams That suddenly There That weren't There before Show Kind of Like a It's Like the It's almost Like they're Curved It's almost Like there's Curved Segments That all Kind of Detract Or retract Out From underneath The floor Where this Thing was Inlaid And opening Up to a To a Small Pabody Where there's Some strange

[02:58:21] Looking device Some kind Of artifice Of brass And or Calcum What's it Look like I will show I will I will tell You once I Read my Little description It is a Dragon sized Banana It is a Brass Spheroid Artifice With several Connecting Concentric Circles Or Concentric Rings And or Calcum Socketed All over It It's made Out of Broic Calcum It does Not appear To be You're not Familiar

[02:58:50] With any Kind of Design Of it It doesn't Seem Dwarven Like Dwarven Or But again It's unlike Anything you've Really ever Seen It's aliens Man But it Is It's Like Sitting There And like It appears To be The thing That is Thrumming So there's Almost a Harmonix To it Okay Uh In the Astral Does it Look any Different Uh No

[02:59:20] Okay Like It does Seem like There's Either It's inert Or it's Masked In some way If it is Supposed to be Giving off Any kind Magic Dude It's legit Clockwork Sniff It I Sniff It Okay

[02:59:51] It smells Like Brass Or Calcrum Okay And I Will Tentatively Reach Out And Grasp It With My Clow Okay Yep You Delicately Pick it Up So It Seems Pretty Like Solid I Crush It Okay You said There's Circles Built Into It There's Connected Concentric Rings Almost as If they Would Go Around In Different

[03:00:20] Facets Is It Spherical Rubik's Cube Kind It's It's That's Actually What I Kind Of Yeah It's Like A Puzzle Box In A With Your Archane Mind You Almost Like Perhaps It's Some Kind Of Maybe It is In fact Inactive Or It's Just Inert You Said Their Sockets Are

[03:01:08] There Are Any Patterns You Can Gather From This Like Thinking Think Of This As If It Was A Rubik's Cube Are Any Of The Or Calcum Sigils Different That Or Like They Look Like They Need To Line Up A Certain Way Um You Look At There Are Some Designs On The Rings Themselves Like And You You Spend A Few

[03:01:38] Minutes Trying To Like Sync Them Up And It's Very Difficult Like You're Having Actually A Hard Time Trying To Properly Figure Out Like What The Right Rotations Are So This Is Going To Take A lot Longer Than The

[03:02:10] Of Okay Then I Guess Eat It I Will You Got It I'll Put It In My Bag That I Totally Have Yes Of Course I Can Go Pick Up The Go Check Up Those Dragon Sons Yes You Pass Through The Threshold Of The Archways And

[03:02:40] There Is Magic Thrumming From The Dragon Stones You're Not Getting A Memory Unlock From Once You Told They Just Clearly They've Got Some Kind Of Power To Them That Is Being Concealed And Masked By The Unlimited Power Okay I Sent To See What It's For Now That I'm Beyond The Runes One

[03:03:10] Two Three Hits Three Hits What Um Four Hits Well You're You surmise That You've Heard Dragonstones Before You've Seen Some In The Past They Are Statuated Or Stones From The Previous Era Of Oh Oh

[03:03:40] However It You're No One Fully Understand Aside From Dragons No One Really Knows The Secret Of How To Unlock Those Memories And The Only Reason You You Surmise From The Previous Layer Why You Guys Were Getting Memories Because Those Ones Were Fractured And Broken So You Were Getting Fragmented Memories Oh I Do If You Want To Be Able To Properly Access These Memories You're Going To Do Some Like More Research Involve Or Break Them And Get Some Fragmented

[03:04:10] Memories You're Unlock The Puzzle So That We Can Use The Dragon DVD What If I No You Surmise You'll Probably Get Indigestion Like Really Bad Temporal Indigestion It's way Too Big I Don't Think I Can Swallow That Who Said Anything About Swallowing It's Suppository Actually Each I

[03:04:39] Also Say Each Statuary Is In The Design Of A Different Type Of Dragon So We Have A Western Drake A Lung A Sea Dragon And And A Winged Serpent Oh Okay Which Okay How big Are These Stones They're They're Pretty Small

[03:05:10] They're Size Of A Small Statuary So You Can Hold One In Your Human Hand Okay It's Like A Six Atrophy Collect Those Up Yep It's Like A Tim Hortons Coffee Yeah The Size Of A Large Tim Hortons Cup Please Sponsor Us The Size Of A Large Tim Hortons Cup Right Okay Then I Will Go Around The Room And I Will Collect The Four Of Them And Hand Them Off To Trevor

[03:05:41] For His Duffel Bag I Totally Have Yep I Guess That's Older You Grabbed It When You Went Back To The Helicopter Grab Your Rope Yeah Other Than That There's Nothing Else In This Yeah That's Where You Had Your 200 Meters It's A Big Duffel Bag It's Like A King Size Fucking Troll It's a troll Size Hockey Yeah So

[03:06:11] That's All That Is In This Chamber It's Another Layer But It Seems More Like An Archiving More Of A Bitch To Get To Yeah Okay Then I Guess That's That's It For This I Mean A Hockey Bag I Think There's Nothing Else Here Okay Then I'm Gonna Spread My Wings And Start Flying Through The What's Your Wings Spanning I Was

[03:06:40] In The Middle Of Reading That Is 30 Meters No That's That's Western Dragons Whoa 30 Meters That's 90 It's Approximately 30% Longer Than Their Overall Length

[03:07:11] Question Chris Yeah Dunkelzen Used to Fly in And out Of This Yeah Dunkelzen Is Bigger Than There It Is I Will Say Actually You Do See That There When You Dove Down As You Got Farther Down You Saw The Reclamers Okay Well Then In That Case I Will Just Start Climbing Okay Yep So And Trevor Begins Climbing With The Rope

[03:07:43] We Just Got With The Bottom I Guess Did Juergen Just Stay Up Or Oh No You Be Missed Yeah You Missed It Down Yeah Oh I Guess I Missed Back Up Let We Just Change The Temperature So I Will Slowly Up With Hot Air Yep We Made A Fire At The Bottom Yeah After A Little While You Get Back Up The 500 Deep Tunnel And

[03:08:13] It Actually Does Not Say How Large They Thanks Yeah Common Drakes Resemble Small Western Dragons What's A Small Western Which Means You Need To Look In Another Book To Get The Scale Of Dragons I

[03:08:53] Read Somewhere That A Drake Was Basically The Size Of A Horse Yeah Which Means Your Wingspan Would Be Like 50% Longer Than A Horse Is Yeah Probably 30% Longer Well But That It's Total Length From Nose Tip To Tail It's About 20 Feet It's Equivalent To Pegasus Getting Out Anyway I Was Thinking A Horse With Wings Yeah You Just Climb Again You You Get

[03:09:23] Up In Like A Half Hour An Hour A Vertical Straight Up Would Lie Is Much Harder Than Just Climbing So You're Not A Helicopter And You Get Back To The Surface And Head Over To Your Helicopter And I Guess You Are Going To Head Over To The Next Location There's Four Guys In This Room So I'm Surprised One Of Us Isn't Helicoptering Yeah Gross

[03:09:53] So I Get An Extra Lift So You Guys Get To Your Helicopter Are Going To Head Over To The Next Layer Hordance Yes We Will Start Helicoptering Do We Have Time To Do That Before The Next School Tour Not Bad I Can't Remember How many To Go Okay And You

[03:10:23] Guys Technically You Kind Of The Other One Is Somewhere Around The Aleshi Sands National Park Which Is Technically Closer To Chernobyl You Actually You Checked Out The One Location That Was Far There And Like You Could Check Out The Closer One On The Way Yeah Would Any Of

[03:11:04] So So What I'm Going To Suggest Doing Is I Drive It Through The Field And Into To Make Tracks Everywhere And Then Stop It In The Crater Where The Explosion Was And Then We Just Wire It Up With Some Explosives And Blow Up The Car There So It Looks Like That Car Did All This Damage

[03:11:33] Okay To Potentially Pull Some Of The Suspicion Away From Us Are You Going To Try And Close Down Close Off This Vault And Perhaps Rebury It So I'll Say That You Can Do That We're Kind Winding Down For The Session So You Do Some Wheel Some Donuts Donuts And What's Left Of

[03:12:03] Where The Helicopter Landed Yeah Yeah That As Well What Happens If Russia Stays In Russia You Were Asking For A Knowledge Check Yeah I Have You Cast Politics Ares Macrotech History Literature Magical Theory Security Design Security Procedure And Entertainment Industry I Would

[03:12:34] And Then Yeah As Trevor Just Like Drops That Into There So It's Like Setting Up Some Tax You Feel A Little Bad Because It's A Nice Car But What No Way What Can I Do Yeah I Know It's Killing Me Inside One Two I Have A Good Cry In The Shower Later You're Like The Shiki Sands Why Does That Sound Familiar Don't Trolls Have

[03:13:04] Sand Baths Like Hamsters No No Chris Shut up For a second You're Like The Shiki Sands Oh That's Where Like A Giant Sand Worm Like Monster Presides Oh Sweet It Was A National Park Before The Awakening And Now It's Sort An Exclusion Zone Great Is It Is We're Going To Dude Or You're

[03:13:34] Hunting Down Muldruga From The Gerudo Desert Alright So You've Got To Find Some High Ground And Throw Bombs At It Absolutely As You Guys Are Getting Back In The Helicopter You're Taking Off As There's An Explosion Down On The Farm Yet Again Explosion And I'll Say Use Your Magic And Re-seal The Stone Cap And Use Some Of Your Magic To

[03:14:04] Re-bear Bulldoze Everything Back Into Place Carefully Level The Ground Pat It Down Compact It And As You Start Heading West By Northwest Toward What Was Formerly Ukraine Probably At This Point We Will Call It There For Tonight So Yeah That Was Dragon's Dungeon Part Three I Feel Like What Should This One Be Called What Should This Session Be Called

[03:14:37] Oh I Feel Like It Needs To Be Nova Coke Related Cocaine Troll Or Powder Keg Boots To The Dead Boots To The Dead Or Reference The Boots To The Head Or Reference The Land Mine Yeah Hence The Boots To The That's Because The Land Boots Boots Boots

[03:15:10] I Don't Eat That That's Yeah I Guess Karma For The Adventure Anybody Have Any Notable Highlights To Give Up For Good Role Playing Oh My God Take Mohawk Here Drop The Spill Oh That Was Awesome Okay Yeah I Was More Going For The I Get Super

[03:15:40] Glue I Had So Few Options Yeah I Think Dave You Get Three You Guys Get Two Okay And Yeah Comments Questions Suggestions Do you Guys Like This Next Complication Pretty Good Fortunately We left No Survivors From The Vori So No One's Going To Report Back To Any Other Vori Groups You Managed To Kill A

[03:16:10] Ton Of Vori And Their Buddies Are Going To Day And Just Like A Drive By The Night Kind Of Thing But Yeah That Was Very Concerning It Was Concerning I Like That Was Like Last Time You Again You You You You You You You You You

[03:16:41] You You You You You You You You You You You Bullets Hurt Man Yeah I Know That's Why I Complain Every Time I Get Shot Yeah I Keep Forgetting That Like Shadowrun Is Actually A Player Squishy Game Yeah It Really Is Cause Like When You Get Hit It's Like Okay You Got Hit For You Have To Resist 12 Damage As Much

[03:17:11] as You Want You're Not Getting Your Body But Your Body Can Still Be Increased To What You're A Troll Yours Is Higher Than Anybody Else's Yeah I Got 12 12 Yeah Jesus Okay I'm Big Thank you Boy My Charisma Can Be Eight That Makes One Of

[03:17:45] I I Think My Strength And My Body Uh My Strength And My Body Are Kind Of Cheats Because They Both Go Up By Four When I Go Into Dragon Form Oh Yeah True So Technically My Cap Is Six But If I Had Them At Six Then They Both Be Ten Oh Boy Yeah That That Was Fun Cause Like I Was Concerning When They Started Getting Shot Specifically When

[03:18:15] You're Going To Healed Up And Then We Got Into The Second Fight Where You're Going Got Shot Once And Is Knocked Down To One Health Again You're Riding That Line And Then Like The Second I Stepped On That Land Mine I Might Actually Die Here Just From This How Much Damage Does Land Mine Do

[03:18:45] Do Remember Land Mine Was Going To Ten With One Minus One AP That's Not Too Bad I Actually Could Survive That Possibly Probably I Should Just Tank That This Is Trying I Have To Say I

[03:19:15] Bunker Bunker Bunker Ten Hours While Yurvan Is Literally Rolling Around In All The Novocates And Then Occasionally A Passerby Comes By And Eventually The Guys That Were Coming To Relieve The Previous The Last Guys That Were Holding Out In That Cache Were Eventually Going To Show Up I Also Really Enjoyed Our Description Of Our Excellent Battle Map

[03:19:45] Our Setup Terrain Our Holographic Display It's So Good We'll See You Next Time In The Shadows Bye Bye Bye Bye