Actual Play – The Sprawl – S2 City at War – Episode 3

[00:00:01] Hello! You're listening to the Roleplaying Exchange. Tonight we're back in The Sprawl. The Sprawl of Los Ligeros. I am your Game Master or Moderator, whatever the sprawl calls the person who runs all the opposition for the game, Joe. And let's let's intro the players in player alphabetical order.

[00:00:27] Okay. That would be me, I believe. You're the only A. Player alphabetical order. Oh, okay. Hey, this is that ever once while an Aaron slips in there and fucks me up, man. Yeah

[00:00:43] Hey guys, this is Adam. I am reprising the Role of Banshee who I periodically decide to do accents for her, but thematically, she's been chipping and there's a little bit of residue from these chips from previous owners. Maybe I'll get into a

[00:01:00] dam, so if you will, you know, who knows. But anyway in the past mission I drove a boat, drove a car and did I kill somebody? I can't remember. I think I wound his...

[00:01:17] Oh, I caught a dead body, I think that's what it was. I think David shot the person and I nudged him over or something. You ensured they remained dead.

[00:01:29] And that brings you along to me. Hi, I'm Brownie. I am also reprising my role from the last game this time of watch. He is a technical character that wears a utility outfit and basically blends in wherever he goes.

[00:01:42] Unlike Adam, he actually did drive a boat last game. Blew some stuff up, did some fun things, souped up an engine in the sewer waiting for people to come back. You know all the fun stuff. Sorry to stir your boat thunder. And that takes us along too?

[00:02:02] That still means that you at least piloted the boat, which is really really good. Like I haven't driven a single thing in any of these games. Hi everyone, this is David. I will be replying, reprising my role of the woman in white, Elena, who is the killer.

[00:02:22] I'm not as scary as people seem to think I am, but as long as they're scared, I don't have to shoot. And finally, this is Jeremy. I'll be playing Julian Black, the fixer

[00:02:35] who is currently at the doctors because he got shot twice by a helicopter machine gun and is pretty not thrilled about it. All right, and that's the crew we're running with tonight. So first before we move on to job selection,

[00:02:54] you get the bill from Dr. Frank. That's going to cost you two cred. Fine. Brownie, you get contacted by Hacker Man, whom you slipped a little data device to to figure out what was on it. Yeah, the one pick up in the apartment, right?

[00:03:14] That's right. I said it was a hell of a job cracking it, but I finally managed it and it looks like a bunch of schematics on it. Might be interesting. I don't know. Doesn't matter to me. This is what you paid for, this is what you get.

[00:03:28] Is this label at the top right? Death Star? No, it says It is a Warren Pierce personal combat mech PCM mark four These are devices you're just looking through I mean, it is what it says it is. It is a schematic to build yourself a

[00:03:56] about two story tall Giant fighting robot that you sit inside and pilot It's not very efficient Its fuel usages are extremely high. It requires a lot of exotic resources And it's also It's all of its weapons seem to be aimed at Murdering common infantry

[00:04:32] So, you know it fires a bunch of it's got a bunch of grenade launchers and flamethrowers and I'm hearing everything runs on diesel. That's what I'm hearing. Well, no sadly It runs on Very I mean it it runs on an exotic fuel that would be difficult to manufacture

[00:04:57] I have not named the fuel. Yeah future diesel, right? Uh Decelonium Yes, decelonium an unknown element they recently discovered Uh But it's a cool thing. Um It you could definitely sell these schematics Especially a maker space

[00:05:20] For a ton of cash you get at least three cred from it Uh where you could try and hold on to it and Somehow build it yourself. I don't know you need a different space for that

[00:05:32] Well, if we do sell this thing, I know pcm mark 4 is a cool name and all but we're gonna rename it death Star star space in there. Yes, definitely a space though. Yeah, right not an underscore just a space underscores Uh

[00:05:50] Yeah, you could do whatever you want to call it. Uh Well, we'll put it to the team but you know, I've got my early favorites Okay I mean all I keep hearing is build it yourself I mean It's that has its own set of problems

[00:06:06] Who doesn't want a giant fighting mech? I mean it reminds me of mech warrior dark ages with the diesel mechs Oh, geez, that's a callback Mm-hmm Belch in that smoke. Hey, remind me. Did we buy steel or rent this boat that we floated around in stall?

[00:06:25] Oh good. Can we sell it? Uh, yeah, you could sell it No, I bought it. I used my credit. Oh There was a lot of my apologies. No, it's fine. I was sitting there yelling and I'm like no, I'm muted Don't sell my boat

[00:06:47] Well, you know a boat stands for brownie Or you don't okay. I know that it's oh go ahead. I'll just say break out another thousand It tends to be they're expensive little hobby things

[00:06:59] Oh, I was thinking you're gonna say something about a hole in the water in which you throw money. Yeah Yeah, pretty much the same thing. I guess if we don't need money right now It could be sitting there. God knows that we may need a uh

[00:07:13] underground passageway through the Uh, super system you might you might I mean a boat is roughly shaped like a giant mech's foot We'll just you know, you know start somewhere

[00:07:26] We're gonna build vulture on out of the random cars and shit that we can ride all the vehicles you collect Voltron into this mech. The head is obviously, um banshee's car, right? That's the control unit. It's right

[00:07:38] That means banshee can control it with his mind and that's awesome. Yeah, I was already have The setup for that it would not take an enormous amount of adaptation Yeah, I knew this was a mistake. Oh well

[00:07:57] Um, yeah, I think that's it as far as uh, you know Homework except uh, Elena you get a You just you get a message You know, it's from the iron curtains

[00:08:17] And how exactly are they sending these message? Uh, it's uh in a rock thrown through the window whatever apartment you live in return fire All right. Yeah, you throw a couple shots out there. You clip somebody for sure Let's take a look at the brick Uh

[00:08:39] The brick has on it. Uh, it's just a regular s piece of paper uh Actually, I should say it is a piece of cash old cash An old ruble With x's over the eyes

[00:08:58] Uh, and you know that means uh the next time they see you they're definitely going to try and kill you question. No questions asked They keep trying they keep failing I suppose this time instead of sending anthropof trigger fingers back. I should be probably sending faces

[00:09:16] Well, I mean we'll see We'll see what happens there. Uh If you start sending faces back, maybe some of your co-workers may be a little upset at that Maybe a little unsettling It's simple. You just don't look at these I'm just going to make sure that

[00:09:38] Look, it's either I sent him heads in duffel bag or I cut faces off of heads. This is smaller It's more practical more mobile Put the faces off wrap them around a soccer ball. I'll send back for it once That is good idea

[00:09:52] Mr. Black you have good ideas. I do okay They're on a soccer ball. You can kick it over the fence. Exactly Uh, if only there was an easy to find give me your face meme That was a terrible movie anyway

[00:10:11] All right, uh, let's proceed to get in the next job Uh This should be the job of our Fixer should be this job julian As I slowly come walking back in the door with a cane

[00:10:28] Limpin like I just barely got my leg put back on. Hey guys, I need money Doctors ain't gonna pay themselves. Let's go find a job. Well that went well That's a three

[00:10:42] Well, cool. I mean you're gonna you'll find the job. It's just uh, it's gonna have some profits It's gonna have a lot of problems Just getting that one out of the way. I wouldn't even register on the chart. Yeah um

[00:10:57] It's just the equivalent of me standing out in the yard screaming. Hey, good job I got a job for you shut the fuck up. I already did that job I'm hiring you for a second shift now shut the fuck up sweet. I gotta go back inside

[00:11:19] And you get a message, uh From a mr. Black Dad why do you keep calling this number? It's not your debt It's a different mr. Black told you turn it on turn it back on

[00:11:38] Although it does have an email address that or a contact address that is very similar to yours You're past Lewis black impersonation now Joe no No, so scream at the uh scream at the bottom of my lungs about the unfairness of life No, no thank you

[00:12:02] It's mr. Black instead of just mr black at g.com. Is that one? That's right. Yeah. Yeah sprawl mail.com. Sorry And uh, you know, it's very slightly misspelled there's a link in there You know it is uh, but it does have a job offer

[00:12:21] Hey guys, uh, I got a job offer. Um I'm gonna assume it's gonna be it's bad because uh people started seeking out us after the uh, the big The big um regular role that we just had but uh, hey job's a job. So, um anybody want to go?

[00:12:38] Duh always you'll that's a good choice Uh, where do you want to meet a bet? Um I figured they would tell us the time and place because I have no idea who this person is

[00:12:56] Uh, they're willing to meet you at the uh, the waffle house across from the star superstar bucks. I'm fine with that It's been what day is it that means we know what day what pie day it is Uh, it is thursday thursday. It's custard pie day

[00:13:12] Elena let's go. It's custard pie day How could we possibly miss the custard pie they will bring my kevlar Now at the last stand For the last day I mean Hey look it's gonna be a fun time hopefully All right banshee you coming watch you coming

[00:13:37] Yeah, come along Indeed By the way today I've been inspired by designing women from the 80s and 90s sitcom so i'm gonna be a southern bail It's a good choice you should sign a flanners in there sometime indeed you do

[00:13:55] All right, so uh you show up at the waffle house Uh see a person uh very nondescript uh side part sunglasses sharp flute Uh Thin tie sitting he is eating a slice of custard pie and drinking the sludge they call coffee It's the best things in life

[00:14:21] It'll it'll keep you caffeinated Um So I see as you guys walk in and he says sit down gentlemen Uh, mr. Black, how are you? Uh, and I hold my hand out. I am also mr. Black

[00:14:38] Uh, how convenient it is won't be confusing at all he shakes your hand, but he doesn't stand And I sit down I uh It's a banana cream day. So it's definitely banana cream time But I heard you had a job for us Uh, in fact, I do

[00:14:59] Have you heard of the uh the fracas? Uh have I you could say yes or no which whichever you want um No, no I sure haven't uh I haven't heard much about them at all well the fracas is a uh a warrant piece has a combination gun show

[00:15:30] at gun exhibition and uh Boy scout jamboree Uh, you might call it that and they call it uh the fracas Uh, you pay to get in Uh, you get to pick uh You the newest sharpest best weapons they have on display. They're trying to sell this year

[00:15:54] Uh, they load you up with shock ammo And you go to their designated location and you battle it out Uh winner take all whoever wins gets uh a budget for a free selection of Warrant pieces best equipment Uh the remainder Get to have a good time I suppose

[00:16:21] And by good time you mean Shooting a bunch of other armed folks. I mean that does sound like fun. Hey, Elena's that sound like fun to you That sounds like a toolstay to Elena

[00:16:33] Yeah, but you get to play it and get to play with all the new fun tools Yeah, they're warring peers But they're not yours so you know, we don't have to like throw them in the river afterwards

[00:16:48] I thought I throw perfectly good gun into a river. Have you seen the spahalski's? Do you know how much work I put into these that is true? Yeah, my shit is custom look

[00:16:59] That's true. Well, we could throw other people shit in the river this time. Well, I mean Uh, wow, I haven't even told you what the job is yet Uh, you guys are eager. Uh, I like that So, uh, okay, go ahead

[00:17:16] So I'm guessing that you want somebody shot repeatedly with the shock guns No, I want somebody shot repeatedly with uh real guns With live ammunition

[00:17:28] Do you want this to be in oops? I accidentally loaded gun with wrong kind of ammo. It was perfectly normal accident in middle of fracas Or do you want this person to be Shot with prejudice Out of the sky get shot is entirely up to you

[00:17:49] I do not care my client wants some shot. I'm hiring you guys to shoot him Going to be here for the fracas. He's in the fracas You could shoot him during the fracas So you don't want a message. You just want him gone. Just want him gone

[00:18:04] Okay, okay. I'm pretty sure our crew could uh little maria band and misfits could do that All right. Well In that case if you're accepting the job Uh, firstly how much money is everybody putting up? Oh before I before we start, um

[00:18:22] Do do you have any type of pre-arranged tickets like under false aliases for us? Or are we just uh getting in you gotta get in however you get in Okay uh It's a bad roll man like You gotta start from scratch. Oh, I know

[00:18:42] Um, I'll put in I'll put in two Put in one I'll also put in two This this really feels like my kind of job. So I'm gonna throw it a big budget You throw it in five as I said Yes, we're gonna throw in five

[00:18:58] I mean that mech isn't gonna build itself Now I'm feeling guilty. I'm gonna put in two Like I should have more faith in us Joe. You can just go ahead and correct me Edit that post my bad dude That's all right Uh, all right, so

[00:19:16] It's okay. So your target Is uh One colonel Brent Starling he usually just calls himself the colonel or colonel starling Uh, he's got a pretty rough and tumble crew. He's gonna be going in with And it was on the fracket list fracas list

[00:19:35] And uh, he's gonna be there Get him get in there kill him get out Bring me proof. I either want a part of his corpse or recording Now preferably the head's gotta be identifiable Oh, you were just talking about heads that works all right well

[00:19:55] I just as he says that he finishes off the custard pie and slurps down the rest of his coffee I'll leave you fellas to it love fellas and ladies and um You can contact me here when the job is done

[00:20:11] All right. Thank you very much mr. Black. Um, we will be in touch Shake your hand again. He's got a very cold handshake. It's like a fish And uh leaves As soon as he leaves I sit down at the table with the others from where I've been

[00:20:28] Repairing the side of a table nearby uh within your shot, but not actually with everyone Cool. Yeah, you did not notice you I will say that's fair Fixing the table that we broke last time. Yeah, right

[00:20:43] So so this this fraca fracas thing they uh, they give you shock guns to shoot each other with It's kind of like paintball, but with shocks. Is that right? Yeah, so uh, I mean you can look it up on the internet. Um, It's not commonly known

[00:20:59] But the net will have some information Uh, so I've gotten in potentially here. There's this thing I've been playing with kind of back at the workshop. It's It's uh, it looks like a grenade, but it's a it's a shock grenade

[00:21:14] Maybe we could get in with them, you know selling them This the plans for this to you know, you know spice up the fracas So, uh, I just want to make a little bit of a clarification The guns are real

[00:21:28] Regular ass guns. Yeah, it says the ammunition that is loaded is like taze ammunition. You get hit with it and you get tased Well, it's a regular ass grenade, but it shocks you Okay, I just I just want to make it clear

[00:21:42] Except for the one that we throw the you know, isn't a shocking grenade It's a shock when you see it How are we gonna depending on how closely they frisk we can smuggle in some live ammunition And he gets killed during fracas and hoopsie doodle

[00:22:03] Watch is there any way of uh, up in the voltage on Shock ammunition to where it's like instead of us actually shooting him with bullets. We just Basically shock him door. He goes into a fib and just has a heart attack

[00:22:16] Are we still going to just head though or proof too? Yeah, we can rush him out to the we can rush him out to the doctor afterwards and take his head after that Yeah, I could probably uh, uh increase the voltage and well amperage really

[00:22:31] Uh amperage and voltage, you know on on some bullets. That's why you're the tech guy. That's why I keep you around Here is other important consideration How cyber is the colonel? Oh, I'm guessing to the gills with a name like the colonel

[00:22:50] Uh at the moment you have no idea We could find that out we Make a couple discrete inquiries and we find out just how cyberwc and that will tailor which option we go with Perhaps we use armor piercing rounds or perhaps we just

[00:23:10] modify a couple of shocks into EMP If you'll hit him with an EMP and he has got mostly metal pieces. He's going to be flopping around like a fish I mean we could we could we could also try the

[00:23:26] To do the you know, the quad on this and and you know, smuggle in different types of ammunition So he gets shot shocked poisoned and may be exploded It'll be that much more confusing for people figuring out what happened. Ah the old Rasputin mm-hmm

[00:23:44] And we also don't have to be the ones that kill him. He just needs to be dead Like we could swap ammo with somebody else and whenever they light him up You know that they take the blame

[00:23:54] He also need to check his reputation see what kind of killer he is Because if this colonel is it as much of a soldier as Elena expect Shooting him may be harder than it sound

[00:24:11] Oh, I'm assuming that he's I'm assuming the worst that he's like some crazy cyber denja until I'm proven different Sorry about an e-jet. There is no such thing as cyber ninja Sharpen's katata

[00:24:26] Honey, they're gonna find out about it sooner or later. We might as well be loud with it a little bit. I mean If we could just wait for him in his dressing room before he walks out while he's clearing his head

[00:24:37] And then we could take his head and then ease on out of there and be Be in and out quicker and two shakes of rabbit's tail or a lamb's tail I really don't remember which way that metaphor goes or analogy

[00:24:50] You want me to bang my head against the wall to switch accents? But I'm a fan of either planning like we can hit him on the way We can hit him before he goes in or we can make it look like an accident during um, because you know

[00:25:02] Or somehow, you know, you could do like what they do, you know, like a weird prop Movie accident where a shard gets lodged in somebody instead of the actual blank Like we could probably we can engineer this to be an accident

[00:25:17] And uh, you know, you're I'm sure Alayna is a good enough shot to where it won't you know, even if There's a hail of gunfire one could sneak through Gentlemen I do but and lady I hated how we got left off last time honey

[00:25:32] Uh, I believe we are getting the card a little bit ahead of the horse if we will Maybe we should research this gentleman and see what he and his crew are like before you Uh invest too much time in these uh particulars

[00:25:44] So by the way, everybody can mark experience for accepting the job All right. Well, I guess it's time to go uh grease some palms and And uh talk to some people though

[00:26:00] I'm not very good at that. Um, I can go back to the workshop and start prepping prepping some, you know, general Uh customizable bullets that we can you know finish up when we know what we want to do That makes sense Down with that All right

[00:26:15] Well, I just happened to have a cyberware doctor specialist that just put me back together He might know something about the old colonel if he's uh more meat than man or more uh machine than man So I might be able to make a call for that

[00:26:31] That makes sense. Uh, that's going to be hit the street roll Uh, that's a nine Did you mark experience for your last failure Jeremy? Oh, no, I didn't Yeah, that's right Because that was a catastrophic failure

[00:26:46] It was pretty bad. It was literally as worse as bad as I could roll It's gonna make collecting this money pretty pretty dicey. I'm gonna say I could tell you right up front Oh, I'm sure um Well, that's uh nine All right, so choose two from this list

[00:27:03] Actually since I've got uh, I've got hard to find is one of my uh, one of my moves. So I'll choose one Okay, well then choose one from the list It's gonna cost extra going to take some time to put together Attract unwanted attention complication or consequences

[00:27:20] Contact needs you to help them out with something if you turn them down take one going ongoing until you make it right Uh, I think the request is going to take some time to put together Yeah, okay, so you you get uh, dr. Frank on the horn

[00:27:35] Like hey dr. Frank Julian how's the leg? It's good. It's still attached man. You do impeccable work. It's it's fantastic. It almost works better than the uh, than the original Yeah, it's my favorite is non

[00:27:51] Special cyberware like when it's just a fix something that's wrong. It's the sweet spot You know duplicating mother nature It's the real perfection

[00:28:03] I and I tried to bring you back pieces of the last one, but it was I think it's still all over the park and not where they let Where I left it so uh, yeah, well, I mean it would be very dirty It would be

[00:28:14] All right, so what can I do for you? I'm looking into a uh, what was the guy's name colonel? Colonel starling colonel brint Starling looking into a man named colonel brint starling

[00:28:26] I was wondering if you had any if you'd done any work on him or do anybody that did uh, Do a little work on him trying to figure out if he's uh, he's more man than machine a more machine than man Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:28:39] Uh, that is gonna take more than meets the eye Uh, I'm picking up what you're putting down That's gonna require I have to talk to some of my contacts like it the name isn't unfamiliar But I don't know exactly what the deal is with this guy

[00:28:55] So I will find out and get back to you. All right, sounds good. I appreciate it. Uh, and uh If I if this goes about the way that I expected I'll probably be visiting you soon

[00:29:07] That sounds like the sort of job you should avoid my man. Well, I mean, you know, I got a powerful need to eat so Uh, I guess so I then sort of does drive a lot of us

[00:29:18] That is true. We all can't be as good at uh patching people up as you are I shame Well, good luck with your whatever it is Well, I'll tell me I don't want to know. Oh no, it's uh mum's the word sir. Mum's the word

[00:29:33] Uh, all right. So yeah, he is on the way with that You will know before you're ready to uh Initiate the the hit so good deal So I think that I would also like to hit the street uh my own way All right, Yelena is going to ask

[00:29:57] Somebody who would know about this who does Yelena know? Ah, yes The fifth street murderers Fifth street murderers What's this guy's name? Well, we were going to go and ask Skippie who is trying to boost in Who knows everything about everything but he's apparently hard to find

[00:30:28] Yeah, Skippie. Skippie's a skip town. Um, he is uh There's a hit out on him Uh And uh, yeah if you want to clean that up He'll uh, he'll be happy to show back up, uh, Elena, but um he's He's gone. He's gone zoe

[00:30:53] Who has hit or you should and what did you do? Well, I mean it's uh You know that mullet guy whatever whatever his name is head of the screaming Eagles Uh apparently Skippie uh Welched on a number of uh Bet Recently they were betting on the races

[00:31:16] Screaming Eagles just entered a car. Uh, apparently they did real good Uh, Skippie no one what's what better on the uh The you know coyotes because that's what you do and uh, well it didn't work out. Uh The Eagles were victorious and Skippie did not have the cash

[00:31:40] So he bounced And uh to fucking mech a mullet or whatever his ass is called, you know, he's real Hopped up on Anger juice steroids cocaine Neococaine I like those steroids. One of those is just anger juice That's the new energy drink anger juice Fight milk Uh

[00:32:15] So yeah, he's uh He's got it out for him. It'll probably cool off in like a month and Skippie will show back up Also probably with the money, but You know as it is C. C. Skippie Skippie's dead He's not tough

[00:32:30] We keep him around because he knows everything. It's pretty important. I will go talk to franken mullet All right. Well, good luck with that Elena knows right what it's to say Are you gonna are you gonna give him those words written on the tops of bullets?

[00:32:54] I'm just gonna go see franken mullet and just ask him just straight up. It's like look I I I need Elena you're in the did you see the party that shit was great

[00:33:09] Can I uh, can I pop it and be a part of that scene with Elena? Absolutely sweet Dodd was I still drove him there He's sitting on the back of his pickup truck drinking a 40 of some nondescript trash uh malt liquor

[00:33:28] My man mullet how'd you like that party we threw? Oh, it was great especially the fight at the end and then those fucking military guys came down And there was a big shootout and a mess of people got killed. It was amazing

[00:33:46] There was quite a quite a cyber malt liquor on it in very computer-looking letters They're very green and blocky Have a little circuit boards in them. That's right So what do you want ready to party again because I'm ready to party again

[00:34:03] Well, I thought the party never stopped I mean technically no, but also yes. It does stop people fall asleep even your boy Hey frank, what's the name? What's my name this time? It's iron mullet even your boy iron mullet is uh, it's got to sleep sometime

[00:34:25] Well about sleep, I'm sure you're probably going to be vital vacant about two days. You heard fracas is coming, though I can write I heard it's coming. I'm in I'm in I'm in on it. It's gonna be amazing. I mean they got us using these fucking

[00:34:42] punk ass shock rounds or whatever the fuck But uh, hey, they didn't say anything about not punching dudes. So this is gonna be a lot of punching Well, that's the fun thing about the firing pierce shows you his metal arms. I'm really punching with these

[00:34:57] These guns are the guns I'm gonna use And the glasses and then like red white and blue explode behind him. Yes. Yeah This thing about the firing pierce they don't shoot straight, but they are very good for butt stroke

[00:35:13] I've found that to be true also if you like shotguns, they'll have to shoot straight. He got a they got a nice cone Yeah I'm here a professional. I just like mayhem you kill people

[00:35:28] I don't really care whether they die or not. I mean it's more convenient if they die Maintain eye contact um Pull gun point to the side and you know series of empty bottles just take them out one right after the other precision

[00:35:46] You can do a lot with precision Look, nobody's knocking your particular way going about your business Elena. Jesus Those bottles are worth five cents each. I'll have you know You're still recycle shards He's fine. Just throw in the bottle with all this

[00:36:05] They're right. You're right. They're not gonna know They do apply weight But brings me to important thing. There is other person going to be involved in these fracas Need to find out the information Information is not your strong suit mullet You do mayhem

[00:36:32] You do highlands. Yes, you do What is thing you do? Um Art that's what I call it Da art is a certain Art to the symphony of destruction But Elena need information. I like that symphony of destruction Hey next truck put it on there symphony of destruction

[00:37:00] Frank rolls his eyes in the background but puts writes it down on his virtual notepad But this man who has information Elena need has somehow managed to upset the mullet So what really take for Elena to smoothing over? Ah that motherfucker

[00:37:20] I mean his death that'll smooth it right over or you want to pay his bets. That'll take care of it How much does he owe? Four creds It's a big bet I knew that fucker wasn't worth four creds. That's why I took it

[00:37:37] If you know, he is not going to put up the four creds Why would you take his bed in the first place? You take what now I get an opportunity to fucking show off the guns

[00:37:47] You know the fifth street murderer has really been getting up on their highlight on their under high horse Saying they're better at You know kind of a little legend up to our territory making threats the usual gang bullshit I take out their information source And now they're worthless

[00:38:08] It was it was a clever play if I say so myself If you want to make them worthless, you'll take out their choreographer It takes three years of ballet and two years of tap to get into them They got a beautiful thing going on over there

[00:38:26] You'll take out their tenor and then they cannot sing the songs about how they're going to What is it leave in America? Look they're all they're good at all that I'm on board with that shit They want to sing and dance it's great But uh, you know

[00:38:49] If I take out their information source then they're not going to be as efficient They could sing and dance all they want and won't get any more territory They're not going to get any more terrible. Look

[00:38:59] You and I both know that the only way that they get any territory at all is if they win the race When they win the race then they get to carve off a small hunk of someone else's territory

[00:39:12] And then they get to say who bad the bad look we got good driver And then they sing song about the grease lightning. I don't want to hear about that pussy wagon again

[00:39:26] Uh, so if you're going to try and convince this guy it's definitely going to be uh fair stock Is simple So it and and the less the least he's going to accept is you'll owe him a favor like, you know straight up that uh

[00:39:46] He's not gonna accept it unless he gets something out of it. We give you best driver Okay You win the race You carve out hunk of territory and then you get to sing song About grease lightning

[00:40:07] That's honey. I got a real fast car. It's my ticket to go anywhere. Maybe we make a deal and I just kind of Rund her off in my own shape Tracy Chapman kind of montage That's her teeth into the classics over here, huh?

[00:40:22] She called banshee you found banshee. We get your banshee Banshee is a pretty good argument. All right, uh make me the roll I'll give you a plus one because banshee is a known excellent driver See this is fast talk Yep Mr. Black you'll tell him Come on

[00:40:50] Our uh our mr. Blutter our uh our miss banshee over there. She is an ace driver I mean we uh, she did some fancy moves on the way outside of the uh The the last party that started up

[00:41:00] So I think that uh, it'd be a pretty good bet if you allow it to success Uh, David because it looks like you added a minus one instead of a plus one Oh, it's because minus one for style Well, that was my previous roll

[00:41:14] Oh, okay. I think she wanted me to take the uh, take the reins. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah go for it Elita has no style Right. Yes. She has negative style. She just scares people

[00:41:28] Do I get the plus one for banshee being there? I think he said uh, yeah, you'll still get the plus one. Okay Ooh, we'll see This is why we do things as a group There you go Well success I think in it. Yeah, it's a miss success

[00:41:49] Um, I mean your contact needs help So I mean we're offering to help the help drive Uh, all right And I tell you what? Here is the other part You agree not to kill skipey But he still is going to have to

[00:42:14] Pay the price he is going to have to pay the money that he owes you And Elena will make sure that he understands that if he does not pay you that you are going to repossess Certain body parts that he is going to miss

[00:42:29] Ah, yeah. All right. All right. I will make it known It's skippy is forgiven And your boy iron mullet Ain't gonna be out looking for his blood no more If banshee drives for us in the next race And he's still gonna pay us back

[00:42:53] And he still has to pay back Right and we will take part of that out of his hide the next time we see him. I got it So one more thing mr. Mullet Didn't you say you were going to the fracas? Sure should am

[00:43:10] Do you have do you know how many people they're allowing in per group? Uh, it's been well, I think the max is 10 Do you have a team or are you still looking for invites? I don't need no fucking team my man. I just need these guns

[00:43:30] I mean we can take care of the uh, the outside work if you want to go in and punch people I mean, uh, if you want to get in you're gonna have to pay. I ain't I'm not going to cover you That shit's expensive

[00:43:43] Mr. Black, I believe you dropped something in the car. Will you come back here with me for a moment? I think I think you left your lighter over there. Oh, oh shit. Yeah, I missed I forgot part of my leg in your back seat

[00:43:54] I'll be over there in a minute So as we get over and just kind of open the car door and I'm standing beside Act like you're digging around for a bit, huh? Look This would be a good idea if I wasn't driving for him in the next race

[00:44:09] So if this goes sour and I'm driving for him that may be a good that may be how they're wanting to finish us off I'm I'm figuring that we probably don't want to put off our eggs in one basket right here

[00:44:21] That's true. I was also thinking about you know, if things go sideways we can always blame him And I committed to this point and then we'd have the murderers and these guys and The american bullet people like all them people are gonna be after it

[00:44:37] So out of character. I mean, I just I didn't want to interrupt everything else But I just thought that Yeah, I can see that going real sideways on us if we went in with him. Oh, I know All right, hey guys found my lighter

[00:44:54] It was back here the whole time. I forgot I didn't even smoke. I just carried around in case other people do So we know that it takes at least a minimum or there's a maximum of 10 people

[00:45:03] So our crew should be able to get in if we can get them if we're if that's the route we go Yeah, you still need to know you still need to figure out who you got to talk to to get a ticket if you want to take it

[00:45:16] And Where it's going to be held if you're not going to get a ticket for it Yeah Contact we could try to get a ticket from stubby hub Stubby hub Stubby hub. He knows where everything goes. Oh brother stubby hub talked to him in forever

[00:45:34] Didn't he get tickets for what was a cappella concert the fun with the sea shanties He was really appreciative of our work at that rate. The outback sick health death raise 2000 that we were in last season Mm-hmm He didn't even charge us that convenience fee

[00:45:56] And his brother delivers food, that's how I know him, you know grab hub or cubby hub Anyway, I'm gonna quit making these jokes or phone flat, but uh Like I No stubby hub sounds like a good time good contact we could make

[00:46:11] Duh, why don't we go speak to stubby hub? And pick up food along the way because I'm suddenly hungry All right. Well, I know people. I know a guy named stubby hub See if I can just fall flat on a roll again. Yeah Always mark experience. That's right

[00:46:33] Uh The legwork clock has been moved up to 1500 because uh Iron mullet has made it very clear that as a personal favor to him Or as a personal favor to alana. He is letting skip you back into

[00:46:53] Which means, you know interested parties are gonna learn that alana's giving out personal favors for something I'm gonna roll on the uh once permission. I know people see if I can uh I'll make sense of the fate Know a guy that gives tickets

[00:47:08] Assuming that's what we're wanting to do is to get tickets Yeah, we need we need a ticket to the or we need a ticket to ride But we also need to know where it is

[00:47:18] Mm-hmm. Well, I could get I could uh know where it is, but I could go ask um Helen at the waffle house she would know She's a bookie Hey, Helen does what Helen does Hey Helen's good. Helen's your your contact for everything

[00:47:37] All right. I got a nine on my I know people so Unless unless I can get a plus one for people helping me find stub hub or my surveillance Um I mean if you want to initiate this surveillance Let me take a look at that move

[00:47:54] Well, the surveillance is like an in-between thing that gives me intel Yeah Um, I if you want to use the intel on finding stubby hub Uh, then sure Otherwise, I would say Uh, don't You might want that or something else. Oh, I agree

[00:48:13] Uh on a nine well, I'll say in like if um if alana or banshee or watch or anybody knows Could give give me a plus one that would give me a full success. That's the reason I was asking

[00:48:23] Uh, I mean they all know this guy exists. They might not know where he is Okay, then uh That would be a you've met this person before you've never met this person before they're an unknown quantity Uh, okay look here

[00:48:44] Right so you managed to get in touch with stubby hub Uh He runs a little antique shop, you know a bunch of old cell phones and uh It's blue ray players that sort of thing. Uh

[00:49:06] He's called stubby because he's uh missing all the fingers on one hand never got him replaced When you show up says, ah, mr. Julian black Uh, mr. Hub, um I know somebody I know a good person

[00:49:20] They could help you with those fingers if you ever decide that you want to get them Get them fixed, uh, I can I know a great doctor He taps the stubs on the glass display the standing behind says uh, no, I

[00:49:34] It's a warning, you know if I feel like if I got him replaced I'd forget the lesson I agree. But you know lessons, you know Sometimes you gotta you learn from your mistakes and you can replace things but offer still there if you ever happen

[00:49:46] Decide that you change your mind I'm gross gals of America You'll be the first person I call All right, um kind of looking for a uh Uh a ticket to a particular Um, you know what we call a ruckus or maybe even a fracas

[00:50:04] You know a big party that people like to go to and you know stretch your legs and blow off some steam Do you happen to know anything about where I could accumulate or where I could acquire some type of a ticket to said Um

[00:50:18] Ruckus or uh where it may be held. Oh the frack I could tell you where I could do one of those things I can get you some tickets on the cheap Uh, I happen to know some folks who uh Maybe uh ran into some issues

[00:50:36] Uh, or maybe we'll run into some issues and free up some tickets Oh, well And then uh, of course if you go you'll figure out where it is But if you want to know where it is up front those are two different issues my friend

[00:50:50] Oh, I'd definitely rather uh be a part of the gathering and be able to Play with all the fancy new toys versus, you know, just just showing up unannounced You got it two creds. I get you how many tickets do you need? Uh, how many people we got?

[00:51:05] I have four That'll be four Yeah, two creds will cover four tickets. All right then And four attendees will not make it and uh Are they put under just uh, just as a question are they put under our names or they put under any name that we want

[00:51:27] Or just a generic ticket Uh, well, I mean you will have to attend as the persons Huh tickets are already bought Okay, then well never mind no questions asked. I will just await your tickets

[00:51:40] Yeah, you want to get them uh, you want to get them altered that'll be uh a different person or a bigger price Oh, no, no, I will I will attend as whoever you decide to uh, to buy back those tickets from Uh watch What

[00:52:00] Tell me about this blueprint. So if if they get the tickets are you still going to attempt to sell the blueprint to warren pierce? Oh, I don't know. Do you have a different plan? uh, the

[00:52:13] I mean if we if we get in and I don't need an in then yeah, that I wouldn't necessarily try to sell unless we're gonna be recouping money then too Uh, well, I mean you seem to have these tickets at least

[00:52:28] So what are you going to do to prepare? Let's assume that you're going to use the the tickets to get in and not the special shock round grenade Well in in this meantime, I did say that I was preparing um Not the shock round grenade but basically, um

[00:52:50] Bullets it'll pass this past inspection that we can make into what we need it to be whether it's Poison or explosives or stronger shock or whatever once we figure out kind of what we want to use on the sky based on how he's modified right

[00:53:04] uh, yeah, so what you're trying to do is uh Uh Provide some sort of like chamber inside the pre-existing ammunition so it'll it'll pass muster

[00:53:19] Yeah, you know and just completing it just enough that I can go whichever direction I need to go based on what we uh get intel on the guy okay, um

[00:53:29] Yeah, that seems uh reasonable. So let's just see what you got to do for that sounds like you're going to be uh Do a couple of things. Uh, I could do maybe a storage to already have something that's partial

[00:53:41] To give me a press one forward on something else. Uh, customizer is an option because I definitely have that Uh, it sounds like I'm going to be using my cyber arms with the implanted tools that could be synth Yeah Let's do

[00:53:53] Customizer because that's really what you're you're focused on Like you're going to be customizing this particular uh These particular bullets So I think that's the focus of what we're looking at here So that'd be what a synth with a plus one forward. Yeah That's a nine

[00:54:15] All right, so you can do it you don't have all the parts here Uh, it's going to take you It's going to be mostly what you're doing from during the legwork phase is like

[00:54:29] It's a lot of precision work you get to acquire special material. It's not going to cost you a lot out of pocket It's just going to be time Consumptive um, that's fine. I'm more comfortable in the workshop and or the background anyway

[00:54:44] Like you can go out and help on Help on jobs. It just will not be ready until you're ready to start the Start the job proper Sounds good. All right Um All right That I think it would move the legwork clock clock up again

[00:55:05] Any other actions you guys want to take before uh getting started Well, I guess we probably get our skipy things since we've already got him kind of freed up. Is that right? Right, okay So, uh, you did skipy a big favor

[00:55:24] So he's gonna give you whatever information you can about what he knows So ask your questions Well, you know, that's this is you buddy You're the one knows the knows weapons. Yeah, you know

[00:55:37] Elena, you're the one who knows skipy. You gotta ask him the questions. He doesn't know julian from adam I mean, of course julian's got a name, but that's not who he's friends with So first things first we start asking the appropriate questions

[00:55:54] What do you know about the colonel give us every bit of information spill the beans Give us the tea All right, so uh This colonel brint starling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He served in some of those um Yeah all over the place the australian war

[00:56:16] The rest of the south the the greater south pacific war He was at south america doing some shit for a while real real fucked up customer He's he's got some real problems Uh, Jesus christ is he fucked up? Oh boy. Yeah Yeah Kind of promises, you know standard

[00:56:38] usual war crime stuff. He set off a tactical nuke in uh Buenos Aires Uh, uh more than one Well, I mean The people there aren't we're too happy about it. Um, they literally are

[00:56:55] You know big big sort of send a message type guy skin your opponents alive sending them back Uh You know butcher people so they can't be identified um Fire bombs civilian targets that sort of thing, you know like don't defy me or I'll fuck you over

[00:57:17] Sort of thing. Um, and he was operating a lot of civilian heavy areas. I guess it worked. I mean he survived Uh Where does he do a lot of this shit himself? Uh You know fire the first missile or really get in there with his own knife

[00:57:37] Supposedly let his troops from the front, but if he did that I don't know how he didn't catch uh catch a bullet before this So he probably has caught a bullet or two along the way Not almost certainly

[00:57:49] Like I know he's a little cybert. Uh, he looks normal He looks pretty normal So if he's got it, it's like top shelf top shelf shit not chrome Like looks like flesh and blood Then he went mercenary for a while. It actually got worse Uh

[00:58:09] So yeah, yeah, yeah real dangerous dangerous, uh, but he's been on the shelf for about 10 years. Uh, he's wanted in 80 different countries for these sort of criminal actions Most of the corporations aren't too fond of him either because they got his stink all over them

[00:58:27] Uh, he always went above and beyond but in the wrong direction if you know what I mean Every piece of work So who is currently paying his bills? Who's he working for now? I think he's uh, he's on his own, uh

[00:58:45] From what I understand. He's not he's not employed. He's retired supposedly But he made a he made a fuck ton of money In a mercenary day In the fracas you say oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I've You ever seen one of these fucking things before

[00:59:06] Yeah, maybe I spent in one or two All right, okay, so for warren pierce. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah So like like a real one not one of these fake ones. Well, it got a little real last time Um last year's was out in the woods You know

[00:59:22] And in lumber yards out there shit got a little dicey for a lot of the players Uh, you know some people brought some they managed to smuggle some real shit in Uh, uh, some folks had knives Uh, there were a couple knife fights. A lot of people died

[00:59:42] um, you know Wp had to pay through the nose for a couple grieving families and shut them up uh You know some of their own folks got shit canned but uh Yeah, it got real dicey and uh From what I could tell they haven't improved security at all

[01:00:03] Uh, if anything it's gotten worse. They invited side gen in And they're going to be recording the whole thing and streaming it Uh, they got a couple people in uh, censor rigs. We're going to be participants They got they get a discount for that apparently

[01:00:17] And uh, yeah, they're going to be out there It's gonna be a real Real shit show again, I think and that's That's what sucked him out of retirement Is what I'm hearing He likes it, you know, he wants to be

[01:00:31] It's a safe environment for him. Nobody's gonna do anything More in peace if something happens this guy, Warren peace is going to fall on you real like a ton of bricks real hard Uh

[01:00:44] So listen Lane, I like you a lot. Don't do anything like they're on the lookout for that sort of thing Besides there are a bunch of other top level customers. I know fucking iron mullet or whatever his ass is got in

[01:00:57] Uh, but he paid through the nose for that and they're going to be watching that clown like a hawk He ain't gonna be pulling shit He's probably gonna get knocked out right off the bat

[01:01:06] Because there are a lot of big wigs in there, you know guys who who like the violence don't want to get their hands dirty You know guys who think they're tough customers It's it's a real show in there Uh, I don't think I am tough customer

[01:01:24] I know it Right, right, right. I mean there are gonna be some people in there who are like you or like professionals and they're They're using that as an opportunity to be to

[01:01:33] An employment opportunity right they're like see what I can do you should hire me for your next job Then they're gonna be a bunch those are the real The real tough customers then there's a bunch of people in there. We think they're tough, but they ain't

[01:01:45] And they're gonna have bodyguards and shit Uh, and then they're gonna be a bunch of just whack jobs and I'm not sure which the colonel is Uh, maybe he's some combination of all three I and I never met the guy just know what I heard

[01:02:02] That's what you're gonna be dealing with Uh Oh, yeah one more thing. I'll throw this one in for free. It's gonna be in the sewers Uh, so stay away from the uh Stay away from the old manhole covers what's left of them

[01:02:18] Don't want to catch a stray round coming out of there Uh-huh Who's going to be in the sewers? Oh, the fracas. That's where it's gonna be at You're gonna be hunting each other through the muck and grime and all the homeless folks down there

[01:02:33] Uh, the smart ones got out but there was a bunch of folks down there who don't have anywhere else to go so we're just gonna kind of Huddle in place and hope nobody pays any attention Sucks to be them I guess Yes Yes, it does

[01:02:54] Anyway, thanks for uh taking care of that shit. Sorry you gotta have your buddy Uh race for those clowns, but uh One more thing skippy Okay Which eye do you want to be blackened and which hand do you want to be bruised? Uh left and left Okay

[01:03:18] Elena is going to count three Because message have to be sent. Uh, yeah, otherwise people are going down Otherwise people assume that mullet getting soft and so is Elena so fun slap Okay, ouch Jesus I think we're gonna count the three You'll tell guys shit like that

[01:03:44] To slap Oh, okay, I get it. It's all right Okay He braces himself for the third one just pat him on the cheek. It is like three pat pat and then break the arm Christ You brace it. How's yours? You know these all right skippy run along Uh

[01:04:08] Staggers away clutching his arm uh He he managed barely not to cry, but as he definitely teared up before he turned away Nice. He's walking staggering away Skipping is not tough just knowledgeable So now your gentlemen know everything that's skippy. No Skippy knew a lot We have

[01:04:37] Very important thing we must do Seems like all we need to do is uh pose as homeless people and the sewers Be really nice if we could get a Joe I know this isn't gonna happen

[01:04:52] But may I have a little bit late plastic this and just have like alligators in the sewer eat the general And then we just kill the alligator and take what's left of the general out of the alligator

[01:05:01] But I think it's probably too big of an order for 1800 hours I mean if you want to go get some alligators Or rounds get some shit to like troll alligators into the area

[01:05:17] That would be okay. I think that's kind of what we'll have our media on this is your job What Do it with his own person Alligators are chasing me What is that boot Chris keeps using where he devils our demons or whatever like monsters them

[01:05:36] Yeah, he just Chris his character just monster, but the alligator's into that You're gonna eat this man. You're gonna like it He's gonna ask the alligators a bunch of uncomfortable questions that they won't want to answer And they'll do anything other than have to face that again

[01:05:53] They just wander away looking shocked and surprised at risk of sounding How do I put this one in words? It's like, yeah, there's a whole bunch of homeless people who can't get out of the sewers We are going to relocate them

[01:06:11] Yeah, I was gonna say either that or we could hire a few of them to keep an eye out for certain people Do you have our own little homeless network? We could do that, but I still think that we Give them the option, but at the same time

[01:06:25] Get them the fuck out of there. Oh, yeah Honestly, yeah, like we've left a death toe in a street party. I mean we need to kind of be good guys even at this dystopian future Okay, it's true

[01:06:38] The people that died at the street party mostly were bad guys These homeless people didn't do anything to deserve getting shot by random douche nozzles Part of me feels like you know what we can get them Look, we may be Professional killers assassins murderers

[01:07:03] But we're not assholes. That is true We have to draw the line somewhere and just murdering all of the homeless people in the sewer I'm pretty sure that's on the other side of the line Yeah, we need some good karma

[01:07:18] And like all right, so table talking here. Uh, not table talk but strategizing It sounds like we're gonna probably end up trying to do like a reverse death race 2000

[01:07:27] Instead of I'm kind of thinking of the scene where they were kind of hitting the pedestrians and stuff like that We removed the homeless people maybe You know if elaney was defending herself

[01:07:39] And uh, we knew the guy's coordinates and I mean he's a piece of shit. He would probably up his kill his count by Minusing somebody and you know self-defense That firearm company is all about, you know, stand your right at your ground walls and stuff like that

[01:07:54] I mean they could even that would keep the the Hammer from coming completely down on us if we kind of Framed it differently. You know what I mean like it like there's a lone Oh, I have to do all they have to do to justify

[01:08:12] Um coming down on Whomever is down there is just give the Pro murdering the homeless side of the equation There's no way that they can do that and not have egg on their face

[01:08:27] At least some egg on their face because let's be honest some of the really really big corporations are going to be going No, no hear them out but The average person the average consumer is going to go wait a minute. That's a step too far go

[01:08:41] Bernie, what do you think about all this man? I'm kind of go with the flow at the moment. I mean I'm not thinking any any two ways about it right now I mean, I obviously don't want to you know

[01:08:55] Unfairly punish the homeless people. I think we should get them out of the way I like this idea of doing good. Um I mean We got the boat we could that could be our advantage. We could be using that to ferry people out um drop

[01:09:12] I don't know. I don't know what's your all's opinion. I don't want to spend too much time theorizing and stuff like that, but um Elena are you what are are you wanting a set of a bitch's head?

[01:09:22] Oh, yeah, we I want the son of a bitch's head. I will take it myself Feel like we should get the homeless out of the out of the sewers um If anything we can always like you said like

[01:09:35] One or two of us can go in the front door and others can hide in the sewers Maybe play spot or get the actual homeless out of there And then it's just a simple matter It then it's just a very simple matter of

[01:09:48] Speed boating our way through sewers because I'm pretty sure the others aren't going to have a sewer speedboat Like who would actually plan that far ahead? And who has a speedboat besides us? and then we can Swim in get colonel swing out

[01:10:08] Uh, I'm better, you know on on the sidelines and assisting the fight. I'm more than happy to And you know, I've had some speed boat and sewer experience. I'm happy to get people out Yeah, you know the boat you have will carry six people max so

[01:10:23] Depending on how many people are down there that might be a lot of trips How many how long do we have before the actual thing starts like we could figure out? How long it's going to take us to get some of the start getting the homeless out

[01:10:37] Have about a week have about a week. So we got time Well, not time time, but like time to get if you know relocate them Could someone get a get us a sewer barge to pull behind the the speedboat? Uh, you know to get more people out

[01:10:53] We should probably contact them to see if they want to leave or have a place to go or set up a place for them to go Because that's the reason that they're not leaving is they don't have anywhere else to go didn't didn't we kind of

[01:11:07] Make not nice to inhabit a An apartment complex somewhere in the in the past there that we could uh, I mean nobody else wants to be there But you know, it's better than in the sewer in danger, right?

[01:11:18] That is true. There's a nice big hole in the wall and a sewer entrance Mm-hmm. I mean it's a step up In a way You can certainly do that

[01:11:37] But yeah, I'm I'm on the I'm on the side of banshee. Um, we need to get our some good karma back We probably ought to like well, we're going down there and

[01:11:46] Faring people out we could use this as an opportunity to place certain things in place that we could that would benefit us like You know perhaps cameras Perhaps we could figure out which which uh, you know, we could tag

[01:12:00] I'm sorry. My my child has two levels of speaking whisper and scream I think uh, you know either cameras to monitor it Which would have the double effect of if we kill him on camera if we don't get the body we got the footage

[01:12:16] Um, of course side jen is gonna it's gonna be getting some stuff in there. I saw what you did there, Joe They're gonna be streaming the whole thing. Yeah um Yeah, we could use this as an opportunity

[01:12:34] This is kind of trick to place out best we can to be most beneficial to us And while doing some good Yeah, uh, I know we're a little bit concerned about you know, our our images getting out

[01:12:51] Yeah, and you know implicating us. Why don't we just uh buy some guy fox masks? I mean, you know, it fits the aesthetic Or so doubt was just gonna be goth fairy mask Welcome to flavor town, bitch Plap flap flap um

[01:13:10] I mean that that would do the job like as long as you keep them on they'll be hard to see out of so Like if it comes down to like Blaston people you're gonna want to take them off or you'll have a minus one

[01:13:20] Do you to shoot somebody with them on it's dark down there? You know, there's no natural light Well, the camp we're setting up for the homeless is called flavor town And you know, so it's we're kind of going with a motif

[01:13:33] Uh, though I do like I mean we're kind of maybe we could even try to get corporate sponsorship or some You know what I mean Why go full face fieri? I mean we could just do uh Fieri print cloth masks on the lowers

[01:13:47] That's true. Get that signature beard going So glad you all yeah glasses on the back of the head Yeah, that's that's what the strap on the back shape like uh-huh. You guys are great There is one thing that you are missing but Here's here's the delicate line 80 countries

[01:14:09] 80 80 that is 79 plus fun 80 countries that want this man dead Yeah, and that's why we're gonna deliver his head to somebody for for money Da but if we can get The appropriate footage of the Death happening

[01:14:35] I'm sure that there are bounties to be claimed in other places. That is also true. It's hardly possible You're thinking a bidding war, huh? Elena I'm thinking we might be able to parlay this murder into Goodwill by just saying look

[01:14:52] We may have murdered this man, but he was a very very bad man We could either get more for his death or We could use one of those 80 countries as Shall we say Disguise

[01:15:11] Maybe we disguise as people coming from flavor town, but maybe we also force flag it We put the appropriate flags of countries that definitely want this man dead I'm sure that Upper Pakistan is not going to have anybody who can come here and do the killing themselves

[01:15:30] But if we were to give them credit it might Bump them up in the esteem of their neighbors Da That is true. That's a good idea and we could do both at the same time I mean, we could also

[01:15:44] Dress half of us as flavor town fighters and the other half as marthas marauders I didn't I didn't realize our poser gangs in uh In the sprawl, but now there are

[01:15:56] And also stop stop me if this gets a little bit dark. I mean we still have fingerprinting here Uh in Los Ligeros The head is recognizable and so reach of the hands

[01:16:08] That's true, but it's less reliable than it used to be because of genetic engineering like you could clone those hands Well one full price and two quarter prices. We're still making some more more creds back. That's true

[01:16:23] If you'll raffle off him his corpse one piece at a time I'm sure somebody will pay extra for his heart And somebody will pay extra for his kidneys

[01:16:35] We could get a bounty buffet going on. Yeah, so we you know maximize profits. I feel like this is a good idea If we're gonna party him out Yeah, I mean I was gonna say Effectively what you're gonna be you're gonna wind up

[01:16:49] Taking them to his chop shop and taking off his cyber shit off. Well, yeah with all of his cyber stuff, you know We the processor over here the catalytic converter is over there

[01:16:58] You know, he's got some ball joints in his knees it'll work and I got a doctor for it already Love how we started off on humanitarian and it it turned into that horrible horror film Therese's or whatever when we're doing organ harvesting

[01:17:13] Well, you can't you can't save lives if you can't pay for the for the equipment. Come on Point I think that's why he was doing that in the movie too eggs and almonds and all that Look, we could do both like we can publicly save the homeless

[01:17:27] And then we kill bad guy and then we get paid for killing bad guy by sending pieces of bad guy or low ground fiddled Read the joy So what does it take joe to enact a first step of this? So it looks like boat we have

[01:17:43] Uh pontoon to hook behind it or some kind of thing to acquire that Okay, um And can we also when we're doing our rounds of trying to get these people up? We're also going to have to Maybe try to do something. Yeah, find them secure the place officially

[01:18:02] It looks like I mean looking at the time too We could do some of the preliminary stuff today and then Shit comes off the hook next session kind of thing Uh, yeah. Yeah, we'll uh finish planning this session Um get all this stuff together

[01:18:19] Move the leg where clock is appropriate and then we can execute next session I think that's probably a pretty good game plan going forward And then we may have craig back next time for like intel gathering and stuff

[01:18:29] So that's right. Yeah, Jeremy used to scare the shit out of me. I thought that the bot just left I was like what? It's proud, motherfucker Oh god what No baits allowed to name themself craig or alasher in any of our games from

[01:18:47] Um, garrick yeah garrick trying to never use that one Um, hmm, okay So Who wants to do what? Well, I guess I could hit the street try and find us a boat or a pontoon

[01:19:06] But once some of us got to find the actual homeless to get them out What we already do have a boat Mm-hmm You're thinking like the barge maybe yeah if we wanted that if we know if we want like another barge or skip to roll them out with

[01:19:20] Um But somebody's got to you know actually track down the homeless So because i'm sure that they're not like publicly standing out waving a sign saying hey, we're we're here They would they have they would probably be going up someplace to like one of the local pantries

[01:19:36] Kind of deal like that so we could probably ask around and Express our concerns of what's gonna happen I mean, I don't even think that's a fast talk row at that point unless we're trying to fast talk ourselves that we're we're

[01:19:48] From flavor town but um ambassadors from favor town. Yeah We're building an embassy Ha Not not gonna get a lot of flavor in the sewer. I'll tell you that No, not flavor you want no

[01:20:05] I'll bite your tongue. Do you know that that is where the modern decrys have relocated? That is this is where you'll find kajun krizine neocajun. It's sewer food There are mushrooms that only grow in those sewers that are going to be just That sound good. Um

[01:20:28] Tell you what uh, you want to acquire the boat that's fine. I mean, I don't have any negatives at fast talk I mean, I could try to have been rolling like garbage, but I've got less I've got less penalties whenever I actually spot a roll so

[01:20:42] um, and then like somebody can go we can uh Do the homeless slash uh set up flavor town thing mm All right. Well, I'll try and find us a try a little tug behind boats. So I No no roles for that required like

[01:21:01] They exist. It just costs money It'll be a one cred for it I've got that. I would do that good. I've been burning credit on this like crazy And I've already ordered the uh, the guy Fieri cloth masks along with the uh flame encrusted bowling shirts

[01:21:19] So I think we're good there. Yeah Good or they're even combat quality like the tactical flame Tactical flame I guess do we need to acquire favor town right now or do we need to Um, just go ahead and talk to the pantry and the the building itself was

[01:21:40] Was not occupied Prior to the gunfight and it's probably just filled with dead bodies now Yeah, it's full corpses if you want to clean those out that would probably help Yeah You should it stinks in there. It's pretty bad

[01:21:53] Well, you know, I think I think our new residents can help us, uh beautify the the the property That's right. We're going into real estate boys Then again if we're trying to be seem legit, I don't know. I mean, I'm cool

[01:22:07] And I don't if you what would it take for one person? What kind of road would you have to Do cleaner what type of road would that be Joe? Uh, I mean, it's going to be hitting the streets. You're going to find a contact

[01:22:17] Uh, who's going to clean this up? No questions asked all right Don't don't we have a doctor that wants some spare parts? He doesn't work with uh, no He's not interested that stuff's been there for like two weeks Yeah, but the metal parts are still good

[01:22:33] He's no he he's legit. He does not he doesn't trash pick. He's not a trash picker All right, so I guess uh, and does anyone have anything in style? I mean, I've got a zero

[01:22:43] So I don't have a negative style like you could find a different doctor, but not not dr. Frank But he's he's straight up. Yeah Well, let me let me do style because if if I botch then I get less issues

[01:22:57] Yeah, I definitely have something in style, but it is a negative All right, uh anybody willing to help me with this or Uh, I did take the ability Joe of fast talk

[01:23:09] So I could have said I could help him if we had to I had to fast talk somebody So I can become your company mr. Black Yeah, you can you can assist with that. Okay. All right. I'll get myself another one there and then we'll see what happens

[01:23:24] Not good. Uh, well, that's a seven um It's not terrible. No still partial success. Um Was this hit the street or was this fast talk or was this adding contact? This is uh hit the street hit the street. All right, uh Seven and nine in contact

[01:23:44] Do what oh Little miss sunshine. What was that movie sunshine where they cleaned up? Saints or miss sunshine when you need to call in favor you do contact I do not recall

[01:23:58] All right the clearing contact when you need to call in favor for a new contact from the screen I believe little miss sunshine was about a beauty pageant Unless i'm thinking a different one

[01:24:09] Uh mc will ask you questions about the contact and your relationship them add then to the list Right of contacts that you've got you get to add one per session except you can add two because you're a fixer That's right Uh knowing people as kind of your thing

[01:24:25] That is true Sunshine cleaning. That's what it was Well, we're gonna call him a little we're gonna call her a little miss sunshine because sunshine Make sense to me Hello little miss sunshine. What can I do for you?

[01:24:40] Hey, little miss sunshine. It's nice to talk to you again. It's been a long time Oh julian julian How's your place still holding up? Still holding up. It's still uh still clean as a whistle just like every time you guys leave

[01:24:54] All right good. No signs of that little incident, right? No, no, no, but we do have an opportunity for uh for a little spick and span on a different residence if if you're uh so inclined

[01:25:05] Uh, yeah, I think so. Uh, so what's the oh was it where the party's at? Oh, yeah, it was the uh, it was it was the uh, the little hold up where the unfortunate Slavic speaking gentlemen were

[01:25:18] I see okay. I don't have to clean the streets or anything, right just just inside Yeah, just just the inside You know how many bodies we're looking at? Oh, it's uh, it's a volume you could probably sell them and get some money off of them

[01:25:31] I mean that's part of our business model. That's true. Um, I don't know. I think there was I can't remember how to hold some of that None of the nerves will be any good We'll see what I can get out of it

[01:25:43] Yeah, there might be some leftover weapons there too if uh, if you happen to stumble across them and need to clean them as well Hmm, so what else are we looking at? Anything else needs to be cleaned Repairs carpets

[01:25:59] That sort of thing or we just clean the bodies Oh, I'd say just the bodies will be fine. Um, just use your discretion after anything after that That's uh, that's why we hire you because you're the best No, I know I know

[01:26:13] All right, so uh, yeah, I could do that job and cost you the standard rate All right One cred or a favor you could pick Uh I've been burning creds like crazy. So I'll pick a favor

[01:26:29] All right. Yeah, uh, let me just write that down. Let me sunshine ode favor. She's a cleaner All right, so uh, yeah, she is noted So, uh, when do you need it by? Oh, I just I give her the the time

[01:26:44] Uh, probably like a few days before we start hauling the homeless out That'll be no problem. Um We'll definitely be ready by then Well, listen julien don't be a stranger Oh, I won't me when it's not just business

[01:26:58] Oh, I will don't worry. We'll uh, we'll meet up with helen at the old waffle house We'll we'll share some pie. We'll have some laughs drink some of that fantastic coffee

[01:27:06] See if you can get her in our canasta game. That would be nice. Oh, she's a fish's player Oh, she's a she's a monster like she's the sweetest lady when until you start playing canasta and then she's just the devil Brutal brutal. I just I can't believe it

[01:27:20] Anyway, all right, I'll see you around. All right. Well, you have a good one you two Okay, there you go cleaned up Head cannon. There is now an underground canasta ring

[01:27:33] Of course, sir. It ran by helen from the waffle house, right and it's it's very high stakes extremely It's only high level business owners Ah man, anyway in politicians and politicians. That's right. We'll get the chameleon in on it You guys haven't met him yet

[01:27:58] I hear you blends in well I mean that's sort of yeah, he's everything to everybody There's high team for some reason Don't remember Because he's uh bought and sold shell is ah um So Yeah, we got that uh

[01:28:20] Would you all want to get some tech to kind of monitor or kind of set the trap? Uh, that sounds like a good watch thing Oh definitely Uh, yeah, that makes sense Now for we're gonna need somebody down there to fast talk the The homeless folks to leave

[01:28:43] Because it's not that they won't leave in the face of you know eminent death The problem is convincing him. It's actually gonna happen And then You know Uh getting them to trust you

[01:28:57] Well, don't forget we also have better digs for them if you can prove that that'll be a Worth of it'll help. Yeah, but I mean like they want to take all their shit the usual

[01:29:07] Well in that case, I don't mind like I said I can fast talk it I can real cool to fast talk with Yeah, that's You do you man? I don't want to eat up all the scenery here okay

[01:29:20] And while we're down there watch you do anything you want to do you want jump in this scene too, buddy? Oh, I'm still tinkering. I just got to know what to put in the bullets now. They're they're nice hollowed out shells

[01:29:31] Can you make something that will hijack side gins? Uh Streaming feeds or we'll also get a feed of it Why put in something if we can just take their stuff? They're not showing everything all once theirs is being edited ours. It's unedited

[01:29:46] Well, unless it's going in a bullet. I don't think I'll have time Yeah I can make a man in the middle attack bullet, but uh Good point. Yeah good point Uh Somebody else could do that row if we I mean you could just hire good old-fashioned, uh

[01:30:06] Hacker man hacker man Give me more pictures of craig and the from the trunk I think I would really like to see somebody interact with hacker man other than his brother-in-law Like I really think that would be

[01:30:19] Like maybe a nice change of pace for hacker man. He's been in every single thing we've done And remember we got something better than trunk pictures. We got underneath the seat in the boat pictures

[01:30:33] How'd he fit in there? I don't know you we shoved him really hard. He just went in We didn't have to take out a couple of life vests, but he fit. That's right Elena, would you like to speak with hacker man?

[01:30:45] It would be delighted to speak to hacker man in meantime as far as what to put in bullets Since this is going to be in sewers, which is very very tightly enclosed spaces extra big a boom

[01:31:05] Can you make them super loud? I want to put loudeners on guns Like if it sounds like thunder is rolling in these sewers it is going to make havoc for everybody's senses Yeah, I can I can I can do noise makers Uh

[01:31:26] We're I imagine we're not trying to shock him anymore with the bullets, huh? No yet We've gone from shock to shock and all I can make them flash too. You know it'll be dark down there. We can have our uh

[01:31:41] Our our uh flavor town sunglasses on to protect us from it Oh, yeah, it's a good idea. Yeah Yeah, yeah, okay. So basically flashbangs repeated flashbang screamers We make them as loud and as obnoxious as possible LED strobe screamers. Yeah, that'll work Tinker tinker tinker. Yeah. Yeah

[01:32:10] No problems I will be prepared when you're ready to run it Oh, well, let's go find let's go find hacker man All right, uh, you don't have to roll for hacker man Uh, you know hacker man

[01:32:30] The problem is the question is is hacker man gonna need something from you. You're not craig Oh, Jesus christ at least it's not craig. All right guys. What the hell do you want? He's not on this job, right? He's he's at home Well

[01:32:53] Home home is where the heart is and craig is definitely where his heart is and he's not here You know, uh, that is very confusing But I'm just going to assume that you what you mean is he's not on this job

[01:33:06] So I'm gonna go with that if he's on this job. Don't tell me Nope not on this job great Cool, uh, so so what do you not brothers and laws need? The font to hijack his feet On the fly Simple enough From speed Uh, well that's a little

[01:33:34] different It's not first time you've done it You did it for craig. You can do it for us You see every time you like listen every time you hack a place like they kind of get more and more idea A better and better idea your signature

[01:33:55] Like they're gonna probably figure out it to me Uh I mean This is going to be something that you are going to absolutely adore Is going to be good karma for you Good karma Good karma for once we are not the bad guys Uh, yeah

[01:34:27] Is bad guy very very bad guy going to be a bad guy. Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah two creds two creds You know just have a lot of specialized equipment How about one cred and then pictures of craig in very compromising origami position? I'm mad

[01:34:49] Listen, that's fun for me and all but uh my wife caught me with them last time and she got real pissed So he gives i'm not gonna accept any pictures of craig in compromising positions I don't want to have him on hand Okay, okay

[01:35:07] So two credits you say two credits But I potentially reach into my gear reserves and pull out some kind of electronic gadget that he might want to take in place of one cred uh

[01:35:21] Yes, but that will be the equivalent of a cred if you've got to replace it Well, i'm talking about my storage where after receiving a job I can jumble through my goodies

[01:35:30] Uh, yeah, he will take that um if he can if it's something that he can use for Running the net. Yeah, I'll take it Well, looks like I rolled an 11 on that. Oh, that sounds pretty good So one cred discount for this fancy Uh

[01:35:47] Anti-back trace router. Yeah, that's what it is and by anti-back trace. We basically mean it's going to go back right back to side gen It'll look like the call is coming from inside the house Yeah, that sounds about right and i'll pony up the other cred

[01:36:06] All right, he will take it and he will do the job. He's like, all right, you'll have your goddamn five side gen stream Don't use it too much or they'll pick up on it, right? Don't don't dip in too often. They do a lot of live editing

[01:36:27] They're not going to dip in too much as much as we are going to show Well, perhaps blast this out over the airwaves when we On a live the target

[01:36:43] When the target is on a live to be able to make sure that his death is seen by millions around the world only Five seconds, maybe six Worth of footage. They they they won't notice five or six seconds, right? I mean five or six seconds will be okay

[01:37:06] um At a time but not much more than that So it looked like we have a plan Uh, i'm gonna move the legwork clock up one more because you guys have done a lot of A lot of stuff you still haven't moved the homeless out yet

[01:37:27] I'm ready to do that right now if you want. All right. Let's let's uh, let's do it Get down there convince them and get them out. All right, so Boat sound for the artist Uh, how easy it is to find a community of the uh, the

[01:37:44] People living there I mean a single community you'll probably find them within an hour or two but uh You know, it's it's going to take All the time between now and the fracas to get them all out like

[01:38:02] It's going to be everything you're doing for the rest of the Until it's time for the hit I'm the least important one right now. It seems like anyway, so that's fine with me

[01:38:11] Like I can I've got only one in mix it up. So I'm not the best combat, but maybe the second best I guess I don't know Um, okay, so find a community Motor stop drift Honey

[01:38:30] Don't you all know there's going to be a fight going on here? There is Yeah, they're You all need to get out of here and we need to get everybody That we can out here. They're going to be doing an underground

[01:38:47] Like fighting thing here. And there's some really mean customers coming down here Now I am looking at you know gesturing at my Flavortown mask I I am an emissary a favor town call me Call me charon Not charon just charon I

[01:39:06] I'm going to help you all get out of here. Look at this boat here. What we'd like to do. We've set up a temporary Uh dwelling for you all That we couldn't just go ahead and excavate you all out of here

[01:39:19] They can do all their mean stuff and you all won't be caught up in the middle of it And then when it's over you could if You so choose you can come back here Um, all right All right, give me that roll this roll will carry forward Uh

[01:39:40] If you fail Then you'll get well. We'll see how bad it is It's pretty bad Oh six a God we don't roll for car. We roll like garbage in this game

[01:39:53] Ah, you're trying to do the right thing. That's a problem. That's true. We were trying to murder everybody It'd be terrible. It would be fine. All right How about this show sure can I can I sweat in the pot by spending two cred to provide food?

[01:40:06] And actual amenities for them or honey? eight I will accept that and pump that six up to an eight. Okay All right, cool. So This job's costing a lot of money We're not gonna make shit back but no, uh All right. So yeah

[01:40:27] They're they resist they're like no no man You're just trying to get rid of us the way everybody else is so you come out with the money and they're like well Fuck man. We'll go wherever you want

[01:40:36] We got a house and money go and cash. Yes. Thank you very much Uh, so you don't spend the two right there So what you're doing is you've you've taken that money and you've set it aside

[01:40:47] And every time you run into these people and give them a new speech Everybody shuts you down until you flash the cash and then they're out of there Yeah, so uh that works the Now The other the problem Is I'm gonna move the legwork clock up one more

[01:41:06] That's where the bad stuff's coming in Because these folks have told just everybody That hey, there's gonna be a big old fight down here But there's somebody who's paying people money to get lost And it's you So That happens What did you what did you do?

[01:41:33] What did you do ray? I'm trying to think of the most all right. I'll go ahead and click this on my character sheet I guess we all are going to or is that different on the character that's different yet. Okay Uh, the clock on the character sheet is

[01:41:49] Before your health Yeah Okay, that's harm. You don't want that All right, so I think everybody's prepped. Uh, you got your flashbang bullets Uh, sewers are clean. You got a feed into by the way banshee when you were down there

[01:42:08] Uh, I also say the other thing that you saw and they saw you was side gen Putting their micro dot uh cameras down there So They know somebody's Involved Uh Yeah, you've got your side gen stream access

[01:42:29] Uh, you know about uh the kernel and what his deal is um You cleaned out the house for the home or the block basically for the homeless folks live in and uh You have tickets in

[01:42:47] Who who what are the names of the on these tickets? Oh, I gotta come with some names Say don't you on Cyberpunk. Yeah, give me some cyberpunk names All right, you don't know who these people are unless you do research Well, that's not my strong suit

[01:43:13] Craig you get the ticket when he goes in yeah Uh, let's generate some Johnny's silver hand Where did you get the ticket for Johnny silver? What's he doing in this universe? Where'd you get his ticket? It's jeffrey aluminum cod piece

[01:43:42] Uh, yeah, I guess I gotta come up with the name for craig too. That's what that's what uh, um mecha mullet's name is gonna be next Yeah, this This is this is craig's ticket is made out to just wizard Who's ha Impor Shalau

[01:44:11] If you're porcelain, I guess that makes a banshee the lilac talk itch Yes I can be siren's either gender Anyone can be a wizard I will be hunter Fieri aka hunter severed And that can be the blue death. I mean siren to

[01:44:39] Dave you gotta tell me if you've done this before have you ever had a a Thompson machine gun called hunter s Thompson in the game. Has that ever crossed your mind?

[01:44:48] Oh, no the only honestly the only name that I've ever given to any of them courtesy of the very first was lucille Right and true she works she works so well It seems like we're ready. This is

[01:45:07] Probably about it for the session. I guess I think so. Yeah plan is ready um, you can mark experience So you have to finalize the plan Hey, I hit 10 I would like to

[01:45:22] Begin our little after talk but just saying the folks. Thank you all so much for like the selfless actions The fact that we drew like we keep having a lot of collateral damage Just was starting away on my conscience a little bit

[01:45:38] Last time, uh, we didn't set out for collateral damage. It just the rolls made it happen I mean Yeah, but it still did happen Yeah, I mean we didn't pick collateral damage collateral damage picked us that is true And this time we're actually actively

[01:45:56] Minimizing it which is it's a good feeling That is true We were kind of motor murder hobos last time or at least in the middle of all of them We were right in murder hobos murder hobo sent But yeah, no

[01:46:10] It actually whatever you brought up the idea of actually getting everybody out like the my first idea was like Either get them out or like make them informants, but that would have kept them in the line of fire which would have sucked And then uh

[01:46:23] Whenever you were like, hey, let's get him out. I was like, hey, you're right. We do have a place we can store them Let's go It's a noble way to clean their whole block out Yeah It's a noble reason to use the house that we destroyed

[01:46:39] And now we got checkoffs a hacker So eventually one of these days one of our missions is going to be rescuing hacker man That is true from the bullshit that we put him through I think we got a required craig beyond hand for that one. Oh god, yeah

[01:46:55] Awesome. Well, joe, thank you so much for running man. It's been a blast. I'm looking forward to You know, there's so many things I wish we could have done like, you know

[01:47:05] Put like gas in the sewer when they shoot the gun and it explodes but these are all things that were That didn't occur to me till after the fact but this is I'm looking forward to it man. That's gonna be good

[01:47:18] Well, and to be fair we do have the loudeners now so Like as soon as we start shooting everybody's going to know That's true So joe just for uh, upkeeping purposes

[01:47:31] Do you want us to go ahead and level now or do you want us to wait till the end of the mission? Uh, you can level now. Okay I just hit 10 so that's all I was wondering uh, I mean You're gonna need some help Yeah

[01:47:46] A bunch of uh, it's gonna be a sewer full of a bunch of murder hobos All with fancy guns I may be trying to set up in the booth and watch As uh, because if they figure out you're not legit you're fair game

[01:48:02] Like they can kid you're not you're not supposed to kill anybody who's in who's a player But uh, if you're not a player you're you are a fair game I mean technically we're all players Yeah, but it may not be

[01:48:17] May not be the people that they think we are well if you didn't pay the money If war piece thinks you're not a player cruel But true All right any questions or concerns or issues? No, that was really fun. I got it. I really appreciate it

[01:48:37] All right, no problem. I just have to say thank you so much not just for running but for Uh Putting up with our crazy schemes and just rolling with it. Um

[01:48:52] This has been an absolute blast so far and I can hardly wait to see where it goes next and again Thank you so much. You're you are amazing. Oh, thank you. I really appreciate that I guess I'll see you later

[01:49:09] Check in next time. We'll see how this plan goes At least no innocence will die Bye