(October 13, 2023)
The Buzzing of Gaia sends the B'ys to action: “Our wisdom flows so sweet. Taste and see… TRANSMIT - initiate the Pleasant Cove signal - RECEIVE - initiate the Chuck frequency - CANT STOP THE SIGNAL, MAL - illumine the Strains of the Filth, quiet the Black Signal - WITNESS - WE ARE USING YOUR BRAIN’S ELECTRICAL SYSTEM AS A RECEIVER - Bad John is near - EXECUTE.”
Cast:Chris - GM
Tha Boyz
Aaron - Jake Blackstone (Magus)
Dave - Jon Deyr (no relation… also Mercenary)
Merritt - Marcel Landry (Demolisher)
Musical Credits
Sound effects used from Pixabay
Scenario Credit: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/19238/modern-misfit-pleasant-glades-adventure
[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_03]: A river more deep, our wisdom flows so sweet, test and see.
[00:00:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Transmit.
[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Time to learn the truth boys and girls.
[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_00]: In the thirties, Prime Minister King kickstarted a hedge fund for investigating and hunting
[00:00:16] [SPEAKER_00]: various paranormal phenomena.
[00:00:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Now, fast forward along the line of mysteries, blood, and maple syrup money throughout the
[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_00]: 20th century, and you find numerous groups across the country unified under a loose collective
[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_00]: hunting strange creatures and tackling paranormal threats for profit.
[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Don't believe the lies by the so-called news networks.
[00:00:40] [SPEAKER_00]: The Secret World is real.
[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Here there be monsters, and the Monster Slayers League North of the American border is out
[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_00]: there, even out in Newfoundland.
[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_00]: There's word of a new team known only as the boys, and don't even get me started on the
[00:00:56] [SPEAKER_00]: beat.
[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Hi, welcome to One Less Die, a Secret World actual play podcast.
[00:01:04] [SPEAKER_03]: We are continuing our Secret World campaign.
[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Monster Slayers League North, also known as the boys, the boys since that's the
[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_03]: team that's of monster hunters in Canada.
[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It's dot com.
[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Did we have a bullshit present looking?
[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so it is, I'm going to throw up some stuff here.
[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it is, I think it's, we're in September now, we're actually, it might be October
[00:01:37] [SPEAKER_03]: we're in now in the game.
[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it is October 13th 2023 in game, and it's about Halloween costumes you're
[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_03]: wearing.
[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_03]: But before we get to our head, as you guys are all presumably sleeping, because it's about
[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_03]: it's about it's early morning.
[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's introduce characters.
[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_04]: How early?
[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Like six.
[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I've got four hours.
[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, but yeah, my character is Insomniac.
[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Fair enough.
[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you guys all at six o'clock in the morning as we were about to introduce
[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_03]: the premise of the scenario and such.
[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's introduce characters first starting at the top of the list with Aaron.
[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep, I'm Jacob Blackstone, and I am a Magus.
[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a wizard.
[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_03]: You can call yourself a wizard.
[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_01]: But also I'm Org Druid.
[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're a free range forest wizard.
[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Free range non GMO heritage breed forest wizard.
[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go.
[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep, yep.
[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a, I have a Homunculus and a familiar.
[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the Homunculus?
[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_03]: So the Homunculus is just like a little creepy flesh clay doll.
[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't recall you referencing him much.
[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_01]: No, because we don't really bring him around much.
[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a name for him?
[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I haven't named him since college.
[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Clayton.
[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, I asked.
[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_03]: You literally asked for it.
[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I literally asked for this.
[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the familiar name?
[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_03]: What is your familiar animal name?
[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so in fifth edition you don't pick one specifically.
[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_01]: You pick what form it takes at the moment.
[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_01]: But you can cast the spell again and it changes shape.
[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Fair.
[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_01]: So generally I have it in bird form.
[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Most recently it has been a canary.
[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_03]: If you recall.
[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a canary in the back room.
[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the back roots.
[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: The back roots, yes.
[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_03]: And we'll say that its name is Quill.
[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I'm just going to pop it in here.
[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_03]: So clayton.
[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Homunculus.
[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_03]: So what's the name of Quill?
[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Quill.
[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Short for Quillian, which is a type of pattern.
[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, that's Blackstone.
[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And then next up we have Merit.
[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I am playing Marcel Andre.
[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a devastator.
[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I am the ball's deep in a polygyny.
[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Right now?
[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not even in Newfoundland.
[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: You're out in Habarashity.
[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I get cell service here, it's fine.
[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_03]: It is only a bottle of booze away.
[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: You just have to bribe the banshee to get access to the animal well.
[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah.
[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I love it.
[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_03]: God.
[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_03]: There's just...
[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, so you're the demolisher.
[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a demolisher, I hit stuff with a big hammer and do a lot of radiant damage.
[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That's not what anybody would do.
[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you do when you're not hanging out with your bligini with benefits?
[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_03]: When you're not demolishing your bligini with benefits.
[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I like to work on my motorcycle, chase down some cold cases.
[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I really enjoy working for the Templar.
[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Big fan.
[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Kind of a fanboy.
[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I do love the one insult slash motto somebody gave them in the game.
[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_03]: The Templar, they destroyed the whole city just to kill one demon.
[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck is up with that?
[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a direct quote from someone.
[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_03]: That's from Shay.
[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_03]: He works for the Morning Light cult and he has a lot to say about all the three big factions.
[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_03]: They killed a whole city with civilians in it?
[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they burned down an entire city just to kill one demon.
[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_03]: At least that's what Shay said.
[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_03]: It's basically like their MO of what they do.
[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_03]: They go in loud.
[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_03]: They're the most public of Secret World of the Secret Society.
[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_03]: As I have a suppressor on that gun, I have a bow.
[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Collateral damage happens.
[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, so that's what you've been up to then.
[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm what you are.
[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I've been into, yes.
[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that's who you've been into.
[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And moving on to...
[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm Dave.
[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm playing John Deere in a relation.
[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_01]: He is a merc and an ex-con.
[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_03]: He died, came back, died again.
[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Came back, didn't like that, died again and he's here now.
[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Most recently I attempted to save someone from a fall down a pit
[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_03]: and I just joined them in doing so.
[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And I shot bullets out of a helicopter and a flying dragon.
[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm sure there won't be any more discussions from you guys gunning down a dragon.
[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_01]: No, it'd be fine.
[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah.
[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Come on, that was fucking awesome.
[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it was.
[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_01]: It was pretty neat.
[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Just like Saigon!
[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyone who flies is a dragon.
[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyone who lands is a well-disciplined dragon.
[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah.
[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean it wasn't even that tough a dragon.
[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_01]: We took it down with one hind.
[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true.
[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Surely there won't be any endocrine.
[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, adagor that you were.
[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I was really expecting it to be bullet resistant.
[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, fuck.
[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it was a small one.
[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it was just the male.
[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_03]: You know how many of the animal kingdom males are usually the smaller ones.
[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_03]: That's not true.
[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Among reptiles.
[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, among reptiles bear.
[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sorry, among the reptiles.
[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_03]: So as you guys are, we know what you're doing at six o'clock in the morning.
[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_03]: We know who you're doing at six o'clock in the morning.
[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_03]: What are Blackstone's asleep?
[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sleeping.
[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, so the two of you, Blackstone and John Deere in a relation,
[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_03]: you both are woke up to a buzzing in your head.
[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_03]: As does Marcel who just kind of gets this buzzing and really just fouls the mood.
[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, as you just live now.
[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_03]: As you get this.
[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Our wisdom flows so sweet.
[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Taste and seed.
[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Transmit.
[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Immersion.
[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_04]: The pleasant code of signal.
[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Receive.
[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Immersion.
[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_04]: The chug frequency.
[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Can't stop the signal now.
[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Illuminating the streams of the field.
[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Quiet for Blackstone.
[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Witness.
[00:08:53] I'm gonna use you away until I can possess you.
[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm down.
[00:08:58] I'm down.
[00:08:59] I'm down.
[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Execute.
[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_01]: One mother fucker needs to turn his game down.
[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of filters on the one?
[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's supposed to be a buzzing like horrible,
[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_03]: like kind of like a weird granny frequency.
[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It's so grainy that I can't hear it.
[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_03]: So like, I guess you have it all transcribed.
[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so forgive us.
[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I got filth and we have to re-separate them.
[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's basically all I got.
[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_03]: So our wisdom flows so sweet.
[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Taste and seed.
[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Transmit.
[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Initiate the Black Cove signal.
[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Receive.
[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Initiate the Chug frequency.
[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Can't stop the signal now.
[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Illuminating the streams of the filth.
[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what that was!
[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_03]: It sounded so familiar, but I did just catch the mouth.
[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Illuminating the streams of the filth.
[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Quiet for Blackstone.
[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Witness.
[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_03]: We are using your brain's electrical systems as a receiver.
[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Bad John is near.
[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Execute.
[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Am I a good John or bad John?
[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I might be Bad John.
[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you guys all leak up to that.
[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_03]: By the way, with his eyes I'm standing there
[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_03]: within revolver.
[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I gave you that!
[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_03]: As a kind of a thing, whenever I do these signals,
[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I am going to actually insert quotes from movies
[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_03]: in pop culture because that's how Gaia does.
[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_03]: When I was doing some research on Gaia's messages
[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: to the bees in Secret World Legend,
[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_03]: a lot of them end up having little tidbits
[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_03]: of pop culture quotes.
[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_03]: So she's Bumblebee from the movie.
[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically, yeah.
[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_03]: The really garbled signal that you guys got,
[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_03]: like we are using your brain's electrical system
[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_03]: as a receiver, is from Prince of Darkness
[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_03]: by John Carpenter.
[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And unfortunately, that's as clean as I can make it
[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_03]: because it's really garbled.
[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it's supposed to be a transmission
[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_03]: from the future in the movie.
[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_03]: So that's what you guys all get.
[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And you all kind of, as you're kind of coming to
[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_03]: and like shaking off the white noise
[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_03]: and the buzzing in your head.
[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_03]: As we're coming to and he's coming to.
[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_03]: As you're coming to and as you're coming as well.
[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_03]: We are not for kids, guys.
[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_04]: This fuck-extra-m mature.
[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is ironic, considering we're not.
[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_04]: No.
[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: We are mature.
[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, you guys also get imprinted in your mind
[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_03]: a place, pleasant cove Newfoundland.
[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's not going to be very pleasant.
[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And that's when, yeah, and you guys all wake up
[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_03]: and you look at the time,
[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_03]: or you look at the time so that's about 6,
[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_03]: 6, 06 in Newfoundland and
[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_03]: 6, 06 in Newfoundland but over in Transylvania.
[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever that is.
[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_04]: It's about 2 in the afternoon.
[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_03]: 7 hours?
[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's probably right.
[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's probably more like 9 hours
[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_04]: because it's like, very much mean time of 6 hours.
[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think that's only 7.
[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright, whatever. Close enough.
[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Transylvania time zone.
[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Because this is super important.
[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Always.
[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Eastern European Standard Time.
[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_03]: E-E-S-T.
[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Currently it's 4.25 a.m. in Transylvania.
[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's only right now...
[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_03]: So 7 hours? Yeah.
[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_04]: 3 o'clock, pretty.
[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, that's what you guys get.
[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And you have this pulse,
[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_03]: this impression that you need to go to this place.
[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_03]: As you guys all get a call on your phones.
[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_03]: So who's...
[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll just do one person answer.
[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Who wants to pick up the phone for the seat?
[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Sure, I'll answer.
[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Blackstone.
[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Blackstone, it's Jack.
[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_03]: You're an employer?
[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh!
[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you want?
[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_03]: We need to get...
[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_03]: You and the boys need to come out for our debriefing.
[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_03]: We got a situation out in your chilling guest.
[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Or, sorry, chilling gate.
[00:13:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck man, I don't want to work.
[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I know, I know, but it's...
[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_03]: You've had a couple of weeks off since the last gig.
[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, well I guess I'll go get the device.
[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright.
[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And your accent.
[00:13:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You have to get that too.
[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh fuck, fuck!
[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, thanks there.
[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean yeah, I'm Jackson switching between American and Irish,
[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: so it's just not working.
[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, you get a call.
[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you not picking up?
[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Or are you...
[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I know already knew where I was going to go.
[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess it'll make it more rad on the head and...
[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Drop on the bike and head to the portal.
[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you pop up into...
[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_03]: So without even picking up the phone,
[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_03]: or just like leaving a...
[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Or you just like...
[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I just pick it up, I'm on my way.
[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay!
[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, I assume you also...
[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you say yes or nay for going?
[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say both yes and nay.
[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'll say yes.
[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll grab my bug out bag and get out of there.
[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, no.
[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright so it is...
[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no, fuck yeah!
[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_03]: By the time you guys all collectively back up at the compound on the island,
[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_03]: it's about 6.30 a.m.
[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_03]: and you're all in the debriefing room
[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_03]: and Jackson is like,
[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_03]: well guys, we got ourselves a bit of a situation.
[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_03]: We've got this one pretty early.
[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_03]: The...
[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: No, the different land police...
[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_03]: What is it?
[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like the RNC...
[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_04]: The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary, RNC.
[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the RNC has contacted us about...
[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently there's a town out near Tullingate that's gone dark
[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_03]: and a couple of the local communities
[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_03]: have been reporting some strange goings on.
[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a couple of fires apparently.
[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_03]: They're planning on sending a response team
[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_03]: to deal with the...
[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_03]: As if it's an emergency on a town-wide thing.
[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_03]: But some strangeness is going on around the town
[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_03]: and they asked us to help join with the rescue search
[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_03]: or the response team.
[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Now fires don't seem that unnatural.
[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_04]: What is the supernatural nature of this disturbance?
[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, a couple of the small communities nearby
[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_03]: have had a couple of people from this town,
[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Pleasant Cove, have come into...
[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That burst my ears.
[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, hold on.
[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently some people showed up
[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_03]: and rambled in about people going crazy in the town
[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_03]: and certain fires enacting all strange and stuff like that.
[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_03]: So they think it might...
[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_03]: The RNC calls us up just to check any little thing.
[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_03]: We're not sure if it's supernatural
[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_03]: but it's something extraordinary at least.
[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Is this the dragon again?
[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, that thing's dead and gone.
[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_03]: We got that all sorted out a couple of weeks ago.
[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Did anybody else get that Gayatri mission?
[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_03]: What? Sorry?
[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I did.
[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Woke me up this morning.
[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Pleasant Cove?
[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright.
[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_03]: So this is probably something supernatural
[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_03]: if a guy is calling the bees?
[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, either that or she's looking to have the bullies over for a couple of years.
[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well...
[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_04]: That would be the best case scenario.
[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's my preference.
[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, looking at the maps and such,
[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_03]: the town of Pleasant Cove is five hours drive from us
[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_03]: or about just under an hour behind
[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_03]: and you will be able to get ahead of the first responders.
[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're definitely taking the chopper.
[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_03]: With motorcycles.
[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_04]: With motorcycles.
[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright.
[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_03]: We're carrying the helicopter on the motorcycles.
[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought the motorcycles were deployable.
[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_01]: We're replacing the rocket pods with motorcycles.
[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_03]: No, they're rocket pods that shoot motorcycles.
[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, we'll get Yuri and Yuri to wrap up the old bird.
[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Motorcycles.
[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And bees. Motorcycles with bees on their backs.
[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Great bee names.
[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I want to grab the two bees in the bellies.
[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_03]: My God.
[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I swallow the bees.
[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Every time. Every time that joke keeps coming up.
[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I do kind of want, I might try and run an Ontario based one
[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_03]: where like somebody has to play Rob Ford or not Rob Ford.
[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_03]: A Toronto politician who swallowed a beater and can't take it.
[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Bob Chrysler.
[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I was going to say we could go with like Bob Chevrolet.
[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's not really a good laugh.
[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Robbie Hymne.
[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_03]: He's Asian but he still looks exactly the same.
[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, probably.
[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_03]: For Robbie, the tunnel.
[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Got to bring the tunnel back in.
[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_03]: But anyway, yeah, so, yeah, the mission here is,
[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_03]: there will be emergency responders on their way to the town.
[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But if you guys take the hind,
[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_03]: you'll be able to get there ahead of time and assess the situation before those guys show up.
[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_03]: But as it is, the 10, you also like do some, like if you wish,
[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_03]: you can on your way there, you can use the investigate to look online
[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_03]: to see if there's any traffic about this place.
[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And like, because the RNC are already like on it,
[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_03]: like there's probably some news out there.
[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if we're going to get much traffic in the air.
[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we will.
[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_03]: As Chris throws a corn at me and it goes, God knows where.
[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I love your foot.
[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it?
[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so it is.
[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, so, yeah, if you guys want, you guys can roll in investigate to get more information about this.
[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_03]: What's going on?
[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll.
[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_03]: 18.
[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_03]: 17.
[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Investigate.
[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess I'm too busy actually being a co-pilot.
[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so my six does dick all.
[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, fair enough.
[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_03]: So you guys got what sir?
[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_03]: 18.
[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_03]: 18, 17.
[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_03]: So on an 18 and 17.
[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_03]: So you guys know that Pleasant Co has a population of 351.
[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It was it was very small fishing village.
[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I was found in 1909.
[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_03]: The most kind of prevalence in this about it is that it has a Robbins kayaking rental and a shady lane rest home.
[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Outside of that, there have been, there's just been a few,
[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_03]: like, kind of digging a little bit deeper, I guess from, from Dears side of things.
[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_03]: You're seeing on some message forms and such, and probably like Facebook, local Facebook community, like things and stuff that that the there seems to be, seems to be a town has some kind of a blackout and there's several fire several, several columns of smoke out like from the center of town.
[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's a few people commenting about an alien abduction thing or an alien invasion, some kind of stuff like that.
[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_03]: The conspiracy theories that there are already on this it's only been a few hours since the sauce.
[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_03]: This all kind of started seeming to happen around around.
[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm just taking this can you just have like four chance explored bookmarked.
[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_03]: At about 8pm in like last night, like so the so 8pm in the in the evening is when the stall started kind of like seem to be happening.
[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's taken overnight like things have just gotten bad from to worse.
[00:21:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Aside from that, there is Oh, there was one comment you found on various on my various Facebook pages that like somebody was talking with somebody who lived in Pleasant Cove.
[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And like that evening and like mid sentence they just stopped like the line didn't go dead. They just stopped.
[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_03]: They just yeah, they just stopped talking. There's some kind of a sound or something like that like in the background and they just stopped.
[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And that's it.
[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, that's what you guys find out as your that's what you imagine find out while you're traveling into the area.
[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Pleasant Cove is
[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me see where it is in comparison to other places.
[00:22:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Just for geographical things.
[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Is anywhere near Twilling Gate? Is I completely fucked that up geographically?
[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Probably.
[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_03]: How's Twilling Gate?
[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, it's not. Yes, it's just south of it's basically south of Twilling Gate and it's off of Maine. It's off the
[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It's off the Trans Canada Highway one.
[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Like you get off the highway off the Trans Canada Highway and have to go off into like a back road basically or a country road three 15 to get to get up to it.
[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_03]: So there's not a whole lot out there aside from
[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_03]: from the town of Pleasant Cove and like there's a there's a town apparently just at the end of the road like north of it.
[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_03]: That basically is cut off because the town Pleasant Cove is has gone dark and there's like some situations like the responders are kind of getting there to help whoever in case anything is something happening over to the town north of it.
[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Because there's only one town there's only one road that goes through to that area and it was right through this town.
[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_03]: So, but yeah, you guys are in the air traveling out that way. It's about 45 minutes from Belle Island to to the area.
[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And as you guys are approaching you guys anybody who's like looking at a window or anything that can roll me a perception.
[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_03]: 238.
[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: 1717 and sorry Dave you got me what 23 I think I said I think you guys see there's a looks like on the road just south of it.
[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_03]: There is a four door sedan that is in the middle of the road on and it is burned like blackened and burned.
[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, with some smoke some residual smoke coming off of it.
[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_03]: At this point so just the car is burning nothing around it is burning there.
[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there's like like what you'd expect for a throw it seems like you know seems like there's some black marks around around the car itself.
[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_03]: It looks like a standard sort of car fire that happened.
[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it looks like a chassis is 2024.
[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_03]: The car with space lasers.
[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_03]: What?
[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a conspiracy theory.
[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_03]: This is the secret world all this is serious.
[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_03]: All conspiracy theories.
[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I did reference the blue beams as like when we were talking about like the dragon like fire rescue stuff last session.
[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah.
[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it looks like a pretty nasty like burnt down in the middle of the road.
[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you guys want to check that out?
[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_04]: How far are we out of town?
[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_03]: It's only it looks like it's only about maybe two kilometers out of town like down the road.
[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_04]: And do we see a good landing zone in the vicinity?
[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's I think the area itself is pretty open.
[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me double check because I'm basing this location off of a natural location in Newfoundland as usual.
[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but it's easier to get a few forward.
[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: A little place to call.
[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I like that.
[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_03]: It's cool.
[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_03]: No, for for anybody who wants to listen we are using anyone who wants to listen.
[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone's listening right now.
[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyone who's listening and wants to follow along on Google Maps we are using I'm roughly using Point Leamington, Newfoundland.
[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, it's basically forced but like there's also some like scattered like swamp and some cleared areas like fields and stuff like that.
[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Close to the fire.
[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright, so I'll tell Yuri by spot to put us down.
[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, we'll do and as he's saying that you guys only to grow me a wisdom save.
[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_04]: 20.
[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_03]: 20?
[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_04]: 30-20.
[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Total 21.
[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_03]: He's saying that.
[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm slightly rolling above you every time but I will stop now because we've I've acknowledged it now.
[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the problem.
[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_03]: So now I will roll terribly.
[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow, okay.
[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So you guys all like through the the comm systems and and of the of the helicopter.
[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys just get this horrible like it's this grating sound.
[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: It's hard to describe.
[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like if the airwaves were bleeding and like it just hurts your your ears and even deeper into your mind to hear this like this chattering sound.
[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_03]: This incessant chattering sound over the over the the radios and calm ways of the then like Yuri who's piloting like throws off his is your butt or his head or his is your muffs and like this.
[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And and you guys like all that just like hurts it hurts like you feel like you're like you're like tech checking to see if you have a nosebleed.
[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how bad it is.
[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And the car or the other the helicopter is staying like steady in the air because Yuri seems to still have control of it and such but everybody roll me a perception or a perception test.
[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_04]: 18.
[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_04]: 18?
[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I was waiting.
[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_02]: 19.
[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no.
[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I got a 13.
[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry this is perception.
[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, which I get to do with the blind touch.
[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Well that's far worse.
[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, 17.
[00:29:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_03]: So 17, you guys got 18, 13.
[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'll say Marcel, so the eventually the sound just vanish like disappears like it dissipates off the off the radios and Marcel you're the first one to hear another sound as the door to the to the helicopter begins sliding open and Yuri the bligini is just he looks like he's in a days and he's like he's opening the door to and he's
[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_03]: looks like he's about to step out of the off the helicopter.
[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys are like 200 feet up in the air.
[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me grab him real quick.
[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll a Dexit or I guess it would be an acrobatics or athletics.
[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Athletics, I like athletics.
[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_04]: That's 20.
[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_01]: One of the spells that I got last session.
[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't bother looking up because they didn't have the book with me.
[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a very Canadian spell.
[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Summoned Poutine?
[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's a war crime.
[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Convert enemy to Poutine.
[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Light you literally need it's decrement and you draw all the moisture out of their body.
[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus death by desiccation.
[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Damn, you have that?
[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, so yeah.
[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus.
[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, make a note.
[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't piss off Aaron.
[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_03]: What did what did he get for the
[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_03]: You had a gun to me earlier.
[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you grab him as he like steps out and you like grab him by the arm and he is just like
[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Like just like just flopping in the air like as you grab his body on by where we grab him
[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And like yeah, he's just like dead weight and you're like holding on
[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_03]: As the wind blowing through the the open door.
[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Fortunately, he's three feet tall.
[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's only like a couple of pounds of tops.
[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a hole in one hand smack him a couple of times.
[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he just seems to be in a weird kind of just days.
[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he is.
[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_04]: So the pilot is also Yuri right?
[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Yuri the pilot is fine.
[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Although he's he's like still keep like smacking his head a couple times.
[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_03]: But they both named Yuri.
[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay.
[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_03]: But Gini Yuri is is the one that's in that seems to be affected by that by whatever that sound was
[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_03]: We just call him Blurry.
[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Blurry?
[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Blurry is the guy that's gonna fly.
[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, we got we got pur-pury and blurry.
[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Still blurry is the guy that's flying her helicopter.
[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_03]: No, there is the one that's in the cat.
[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh still.
[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Give some glasses maybe won't be so blurry and be able to see.
[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Be like walleye.
[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Head phones are off.
[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just gonna start a screen over the engine wash.
[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Yuri get us on the ground.
[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, we'll do.
[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_03]: So he's gonna roll because he has to roll because he's by this.
[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I got to roll him?
[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll give him advantage.
[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_03]: So it just peter's it just kind of evens out there.
[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_03]: In that case I'll roll him.
[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Not quite.
[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it going badly?
[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not going great.
[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Guidance.
[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Guidance.
[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, what's that dude?
[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_04]: You add the extra 1D4 to it.
[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Extra 1D4.
[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, that's an extra four.
[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay, so it's rough but you guys it's not like,
[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_03]: like just he's not like spiraling out of the sky
[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_03]: but it's basically like,
[00:33:06] [SPEAKER_03]: like he's like having really hard concentrating
[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_03]: and eventually like he gets down safely onto the road.
[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Although it's been like a,
[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, we've made landfall.
[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Ow, my head hurt so much.
[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_03]: What was that fucking noise?
[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And it was coming through all the it was coming through all the comps.
[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck was that?
[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I have no idea what that was
[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_04]: but we're gonna make goddamn sure it doesn't happen again.
[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna pull my range bag out of the seat
[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_04]: and start handing out earplugs.
[00:33:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck God, maybe you're just getting sick here.
[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll hand him a bottle of buckwheat.
[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh great, that's the...
[00:33:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey it tastes like shit but it works.
[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_03]: It tastes like shit though right?
[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Are we spying on some buckwheat?
[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_04]: No, I wasn't aware.
[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_01]: No, but I saw somebody's at YouTube short the other day
[00:33:58] [SPEAKER_01]: a British woman who moved to Canada
[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_01]: and she lives in Saskatchewan
[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_01]: and all of her videos are just her trying
[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_01]: like overly Canadian things.
[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_01]: One of which was she was sick
[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_01]: and she tried buckwheats for the first time
[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_01]: and like the expletives were every second
[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_03]: and she's like, oh my God that's so vile
[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_01]: but I already feel bad.
[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_01]: But it works.
[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I never want to take it again but
[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I did work.
[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And then she drank from the bottle.
[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean I hasn't taken a swig of buckwheat.
[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how I take it.
[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_03]: When you don't take a spoon?
[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You just take a spoon.
[00:34:38] [SPEAKER_01]: If it's the original recipe
[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I just keep it in my back pocket, carry it around
[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_01]: and take a swig from it constantly
[00:34:45] [SPEAKER_01]: because you can't overdose on it.
[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_01]: It won't hurt ya.
[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_03]: So you're the blue genie in the back
[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_03]: is still kind of acting all kind of funny
[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_03]: as you guys are there.
[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just kind of mumbling to himself
[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_03]: and murmuring something
[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_03]: and he's just like, should have let me die.
[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's all gone.
[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It's all worthless.
[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Our world is bleeding.
[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_03]: The skies are bleeding.
[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_03]: The air is bleeding.
[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just ended now.
[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just ended now.
[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the point?
[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the fucking point?
[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_03]: So he's just in the back of there
[00:35:17] [SPEAKER_03]: just mumbling pessimistic shit like that.
[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just gonna go over and be like
[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_01]: it's okay buddy, pat him on the head.
[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Sleep.
[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_04]: As an ex-marine I find this completely normal.
[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_04]: He just falls to the ground.
[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Or just like flops into the ground.
[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Just falls over the helicopter.
[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_01]: He just will put him on the...
[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure there's a...
[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_01]: We've got an idea to hang in back.
[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we have an idea to hang in the back.
[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Because we have a mechanic and a pilot
[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_01]: who hang out with our chopper all the time
[00:35:47] [SPEAKER_01]: and they're not really supposed to go anywhere.
[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I assume there's a hammock.
[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay so you guys are checking up the...
[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_03]: So he basically cut the hinds
[00:35:58] [SPEAKER_03]: down onto the road
[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_03]: in the middle of the road near that burned out car.
[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And you can see a couple of road signs
[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_03]: off in the distance.
[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And you can actually still see some thin trails
[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_03]: of smoke off beyond the trees around you.
[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And basically north on the road
[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_03]: is what you presume to be a pleasant cove.
[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's like...
[00:36:25] [SPEAKER_03]: So do you want me to just stay here, then, boys?
[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, mind the shifts.
[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Keep an eye out.
[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_03]: The boss man said that there would be
[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_03]: first responders at some point.
[00:36:37] [SPEAKER_03]: What should I tell them about the...
[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.
[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I think we want him circling.
[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess they can't ask him questions if he's up there.
[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_04]: If he's in the air,
[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_04]: first of all,
[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_04]: they can't ask him questions.
[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_04]: And second of all, he's got Overwatch for us.
[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_04]: So we're gonna stay off the columns.
[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_04]: It's gonna be radio silence.
[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_04]: But he's gonna keep an eye on us.
[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna warn you boys,
[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to have to be drinking
[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_03]: because my head is hurting like a...
[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I've had the worst hangover ever.
[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_01]: That's fine. You fly better when you're drunk.
[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna fly Acura Wounds.
[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Does that affect the headache?
[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_03]: So you just put a hand on his forehead, captain?
[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_03]: The power of Christ compels me.
[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_03]: There is actually a mild glow between...
[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a mild interaction between your enema
[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_03]: and something in his mind.
[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_03]: And it actually does purge something.
[00:37:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like,
[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_03]: oh, thank you.
[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You've quite the pain in the throat.
[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, right.
[00:37:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Stay off the column to keep your plugs in.
[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_04]: You see this flare go off?
[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_04]: You come get us.
[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, right.
[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, in case that...
[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_02]: There's something to signal,
[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_02]: but I've never heard it before.
[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like...
[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_03]: It didn't even sound like noise from it.
[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's try not to overhear it again.
[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_03]: No, me.
[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so flare,
[00:38:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll touch down over there.
[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so yeah, that's basically what he's going to do.
[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_03]: So as he's taking off
[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_03]: and you guys are on the feet again,
[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I see you also pulled the bikes out, right?
[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're at the bikes.
[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Everybody has a flare gun in the saddlebags.
[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_03]: So all that's in front of you guys then,
[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_03]: as he takes to the sky is a burned out car,
[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_03]: a four-door sedan in the middle of the road,
[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: like looks like partially swerved,
[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and some signs off in the distance
[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_03]: that tell the town further down the road.
[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And just trees and swamp and field
[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_03]: all around you guys.
[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Just Newfoundland.
[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, basically you're welcome to
[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_03]: the rural Tulling Gate, Newfoundland area.
[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_03]: So you guys checking out the burned out car then first
[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_03]: or are you guys just going to...
[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what we stopped here, isn't it?
[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Role me in investigation.
[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_03]: She looked around.
[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_03]: As you do find,
[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_03]: you do see like just as you're approaching the car,
[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_03]: it is blackened with char and such of that.
[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And there also appears to be
[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_03]: a single body sitting in the driver's seat.
[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_03]: 18.
[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_03]: 320.
[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_03]: 320, okay.
[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And what's our?
[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_03]: 18.
[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_03]: 15.
[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_03]: 15.
[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah.
[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_04]: This is my first burned out car.
[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_03]: You hear the burned out body whispering.
[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_03]: So the single body that sits in the driver's seat
[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_03]: is a charred skeleton.
[00:39:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You look at...
[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_03]: you're looking around and the body is...
[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_03]: it looks like the body is of an adult male
[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_03]: with a bullet-sized hole in their forehead.
[00:39:50] [SPEAKER_01]: And he's making noises?
[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sorry.
[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_03]: That was what Aaron was saying.
[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I was so mercy.
[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_03]: That was just fan fiction.
[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you got a dirty 20?
[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Me.
[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_03]: You do?
[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And as you're looking around at it,
[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_03]: you determine...
[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_03]: you're looking around at the fire and some of that
[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_03]: as they're looking at the body,
[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_03]: like looking into the body and such.
[00:40:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And you get a whiff of the car itself
[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_03]: and you're looking around and it's like...
[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, somebody poured gasoline all over this car
[00:40:17] [SPEAKER_03]: and onto the road.
[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And that's probably why there's
[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_03]: the char on the asphalt around as well.
[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Like there's a trail probably from it?
[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, no.
[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_03]: It looks like somebody just...
[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_03]: they've splashed...
[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_03]: like was doused this car in gasoline
[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and then lit it up.
[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_03]: But other than that,
[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_03]: nothing else seems to be of note about this.
[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_03]: It just looks like the single sedan
[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_03]: charred up and the guy who was driving it
[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_03]: was shutting ahead and went up with the car.
[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, this was no accident.
[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Want me to try to pop the trunk?
[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can try it.
[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_03]: The creek's open and there's just...
[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Anything in the trunk?
[00:41:03] Ash.
[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Anything that was worth anything
[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_03]: is basically slagged or ash.
[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Is there anything on the guy?
[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just a skeleton.
[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely, just a skeleton.
[00:41:13] [SPEAKER_03]: There's nothing left.
[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_03]: He's completely burned.
[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_03]: All that's left is blackened bone and flesh.
[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Like you can...
[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_03]: you might be able to get the license plate.
[00:41:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Just for the indentation.
[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_03]: You might be able to get that.
[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll try to get the plate.
[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can pull that off.
[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_03]: It's fine.
[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And I will text that to our Janine.
[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Jasmine.
[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I think I named her.
[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Jasmine Bede?
[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah...
[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty sure that...
[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, her name is...
[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Did I seriously not put her in our NPC list?
[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, Jasmine Bede.
[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_03]: The Janine.
[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_03]: The Melnitz.
[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And ask her to run the plate.
[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm sure we have access to doing stuff like that.
[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Or at least she can call it in and get some response.
[00:42:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she says she'll be on that.
[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_03]: But that is all you can find on the car.
[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Otherwise it's pretty quiet out on this room.
[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess we'll wait till Mary comes back.
[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I wonder if this has anything to do with what we're here for.
[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I assume it is, but...
[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, the guy in message did say...
[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Did say something about Pleasant Cove.
[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And...
[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_03]: It did say something about transmission or a signal.
[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Which, I mean, you guys didn't count...
[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It seemed like there was something on the airwaves from your helicopter.
[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Based on what you saw in the helicopter.
[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But, yeah.
[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_03]: So, how do you guys want to progress?
[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Just wanted to keep going ahead into town?
[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I guess so.
[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Not really anything else for us to do at the moment.
[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_01]: But I can think of.
[00:43:19] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll head down the bikes.
[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Stay spread out.
[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright.
[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_03]: As you're driving into town on the bikes,
[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_03]: you guys can roll me a perception test.
[00:43:32] [SPEAKER_03]: There's gonna be a lot of those on this game.
[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Perception tests and probably investigations.
[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_03]: 26.
[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.
[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_04]: 24.
[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_04]: 52.
[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_04]: 52.
[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a wisdom.
[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_03]: 12.
[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_03]: So, you two kind of pick it up.
[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_03]: You being John Deere and Marcel,
[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_03]: pick it up a little bit more than Blackstone.
[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_03]: But you see the local town signs.
[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Like welcome to Pleasant Cove.
[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_03]: The most pleasant cove to be around.
[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_03]: There's some stupid little like thing like that.
[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_03]: At least that's what it would say.
[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to Pleasant Cove.
[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_03]: So much better than Tildo.
[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_03]: At least that's what it should say if it wasn't covered up with
[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_03]: just a labyrinthine designs of like nonsensical spray paint graffiti.
[00:44:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Like there's tagging.
[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And then there's an insane man's like padded roof
[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_03]: where he had access to a marker.
[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And that's what this is?
[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_03]: That's kind of what that looks like.
[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just like, it's all in like golden and black paint
[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_03]: or black spray paint.
[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just like spray nonsensical like writing
[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_03]: or scribbling in a pattern all across the sign for Pleasant Cove.
[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_01]: You see it's a pattern.
[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it a noticeable pattern?
[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, welcome.
[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just bizarre glyphs that don't really correlate to anything.
[00:45:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Like you guys are kind of like...
[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually, do you guys have anything in like Arcana or...
[00:45:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Or History.
[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think you can allow History if you guys want to.
[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody can let him know.
[00:45:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like, hey, what's that?
[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_03]: What the hell is this?
[00:45:23] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll pull over.
[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll point it out to him.
[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll give him guidance.
[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll give him one but I get to do it at an advantage.
[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Probably not in one, twice.
[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Also, have a guidance.
[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_04]: You get a deep part.
[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Also, if anybody has religion,
[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_03]: they can also make that wall.
[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, that's my religion then.
[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I ain't got no religion.
[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe in shit.
[00:45:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Except for Adam...
[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Except for Guy.
[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I have two though.
[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I have bad religion.
[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_04]: That was seven and five.
[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_03]: That's 12.
[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_03]: That was on religion?
[00:45:54] Yeah.
[00:45:54] [SPEAKER_03]: You kind of recognize some of the designs,
[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_03]: like some of the glyphs as like...
[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_03]: They could be some kind of religious significance
[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_03]: but you can't point what it is.
[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I rolled an 11.
[00:46:08] [SPEAKER_03]: So that'll be a 25.
[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_03]: That'll do, babe.
[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_03]: That'll do.
[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, these...
[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It almost reminds you...
[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Initially, as you're looking at...
[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_03]: After they point out, oh!
[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_03]: It kind of reminds you...
[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It kind of reminds you of outsider art,
[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_03]: which is artwork created by people
[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_03]: who are super obsessive to find detail
[00:46:31] [SPEAKER_03]: and just like...
[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_03]: The kind of people that just...
[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_03]: They do really fine, small...
[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_03]: So intricate in detail but so small
[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_03]: and almost nonsensical and weird kind of art.
[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_03]: They have no formal training
[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_03]: but they do this weird art site, outside of art.
[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Also with your knowledge from ends of the catamines section,
[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_03]: a lot of the symbols here are also vaguely
[00:46:57] [SPEAKER_03]: reminiscent of ufology
[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and ufocals and Enochian
[00:47:03] [SPEAKER_03]: and angel symbology and such.
[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And then the paint is just like gold and black
[00:47:11] [SPEAKER_03]: like spray paint as you're approaching it.
[00:47:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It smells like...
[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It's pretty fresh, like maybe a few hours old.
[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I recognize this work.
[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It's done by a man named Bleecy.
[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_03]: A little bit like that but like...
[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but like it's not as professionally done
[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_03]: like it's clearly like somebody who doesn't have
[00:47:31] [SPEAKER_03]: necessarily an eye for art
[00:47:32] [SPEAKER_03]: but they're just trying their best
[00:47:34] [SPEAKER_03]: by just literally throwing as much shit
[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_03]: on the canvas as possible.
[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Otherwise, it makes no fucking sense.
[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Like none of the symbols correlate.
[00:47:44] [SPEAKER_03]: There's no pattern to them at all.
[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just a mess of...
[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Almost like somebody barfed up
[00:47:50] [SPEAKER_03]: ideal like symbology on the canvas
[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_03]: that is this town welcome sign.
[00:47:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:47:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Does that any of it mean anything to me?
[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_03]: No, like it's just...
[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Like I said, it doesn't mean it like...
[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just a bunch of gobbledygook.
[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_03]: You recognize that symbol is something you've seen
[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_03]: in some ufocals and online and such.
[00:48:14] [SPEAKER_03]: This thing's clearly some Enochian
[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_03]: like that people...
[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_03]: You can find online
[00:48:18] [SPEAKER_03]: and some other esoteric symbols
[00:48:22] [SPEAKER_03]: but like nothing super secretive.
[00:48:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a secretive.
[00:48:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It's all like stuff that you've seen online.
[00:48:30] [SPEAKER_03]: It's very common or called symbology
[00:48:32] [SPEAKER_03]: but none of it correlates.
[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the weird thing about it
[00:48:36] [SPEAKER_03]: is like none of it actually looks like...
[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like an equation or an incantation.
[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just...
[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_03]: They just barfed up all this...
[00:48:44] [SPEAKER_03]: These ideas on the sign.
[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Alright, well I'll point that out to these guys.
[00:48:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[00:48:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_03]: So maybe if we'll find more of them
[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_03]: we might get more information on this
[00:48:59] [SPEAKER_03]: but not much of it right now.
[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, something is definitely wrong here.
[00:49:04] Thanks.
[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Understatement of the hour.
[00:49:07] [SPEAKER_03]: A little bit.
[00:49:09] [SPEAKER_03]: This all seems totally normal.
[00:49:12] [SPEAKER_03]: We're all fine here.
[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_03]: How are you?
[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright so as you guys
[00:49:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess hop back onto your bikes
[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_03]: and sort of riding into town.
[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, you enter basically the town square
[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_03]: not too far along after that.
[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_03]: At this point it's about 8 o'clock.
[00:49:32] [SPEAKER_03]: So you guys basically get
[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_03]: to close the time to do that
[00:49:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and then you get big...
[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So about 8 o'clock rolls in
[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_03]: as you're entering town square.
[00:49:40] [SPEAKER_03]: This is the heart of the town.
[00:49:43] [SPEAKER_03]: The only road leading into Pleasant Cove
[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and it goes right through
[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_03]: and to some of the other communities
[00:49:50] [SPEAKER_03]: down the road.
[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Square looks like it was hit by a war.
[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Every car and building in the area
[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_03]: is burned or damaged in some way
[00:50:03] [SPEAKER_03]: except for the blue ones.
[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Nearly every window is broken
[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_03]: and there's blood stains everywhere.
[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And there is a single person
[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_03]: wandering down the street
[00:50:19] [SPEAKER_01]: covered in blood carrying an axe.
[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Covered in blood not carrying an axe?
[00:50:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Are they clothed?
[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_03]: They've got underwear on.
[00:50:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna shoot them.
[00:50:36] [SPEAKER_03]: They've got boxer briefs on, that's about it.
[00:50:39] [SPEAKER_01]: That's not a good sign.
[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Can we get an agent and ethnicity
[00:50:43] [SPEAKER_04]: and a sex on this one?
[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, let me see.
[00:50:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me look at the sticker.
[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Where's that guy?
[00:50:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I've got a son.
[00:50:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Young adults.
[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_01]: No it's...
[00:50:56] [SPEAKER_01]: A old black...
[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I was just getting by.
[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Get down to the ground!
[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Babe, babe, babe!
[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm not even going to go in.
[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just wandering around by the...
[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_03]: By?
[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_01]: We are the worst.
[00:51:20] [SPEAKER_03]: He is actually.
[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm gonna send him this thing.
[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to find out if I can find a sauce in the notes.
[00:51:37] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just kind of wandering there.
[00:51:39] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got his hand...
[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_03]: He's holding a cellphone.
[00:51:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And he just has it to his ear.
[00:51:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's just kind of like in a daze,
[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_03]: wandering down the middle of the road as you guys come into town.
[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_03]: So...
[00:51:55] [SPEAKER_03]: He's a middle-aged man, balding, mildly obese.
[00:52:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You mean, like he's obese?
[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:52:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Just kind of in a daze, like just kind of...
[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_03]: It almost looks like his eyes are like
[00:52:08] [SPEAKER_03]: up in his head a little bit.
[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Is he facing us?
[00:52:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's facing you but he's not looking at you guys.
[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying, yeah.
[00:52:16] [SPEAKER_03]: How far away is he?
[00:52:19] [SPEAKER_03]: As you guys get in, like he's basically like 20 feet, 30 feet away from you guys.
[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he's right there.
[00:52:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's like you guys pull up right onto him.
[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_03]: But he's like right at him, basically at him.
[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:52:28] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just in the middle of the road in the middle of the town.
[00:52:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Sir?
[00:52:34] [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't acknowledge you.
[00:52:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Just listening to whatever's on, like listening to something on his cell phone.
[00:52:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Does anybody have dispel magic?
[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_01]: No.
[00:52:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I should also point out...
[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't get options.
[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Where's the...
[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Or it's the Magus ever.
[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I will, I also want to just pull up for a little bit more like scenery building and some of that for this town
[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_03]: as you're there around it.
[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a courthouse in a, sitting in the center of the town
[00:53:02] [SPEAKER_03]: like on one of the corners.
[00:53:07] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a two-story stone building.
[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_03]: There's also several store fronts lining the square.
[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a convenience store, a furniture outlet, a dollar store.
[00:53:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Are they not all burnt dashes?
[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_03]: No, some of them.
[00:53:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, some of the cars in some of them have some fire damage.
[00:53:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Most of them are just like their windows are broken open
[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_03]: or there's some type of damage.
[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_03]: But they're still noticeable and they're still intact.
[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's not the full Minnesota treatment?
[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[00:53:38] [SPEAKER_03]: There's also an antique store, a pawn shop and a bank
[00:53:41] [SPEAKER_03]: along this town square.
[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And then this guy in the middle of the road just like walking kind of...
[00:53:49] [SPEAKER_03]: He's heading south down the road toward you guys
[00:53:52] [SPEAKER_03]: as if he was planning on just shambling out into like down south
[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_03]: toward like other people.
[00:54:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Should we just pull off the side of the road and let him go by?
[00:54:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[00:54:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm curious as to what he's got on that cell phone.
[00:54:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean if you want to talk to him you can go for it.
[00:54:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just going to chill here on the bike with my hand
[00:54:15] [SPEAKER_03]: on the holster probably.
[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_04]: YouTube covered me.
[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to go and get some information out of this fella.
[00:54:24] [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm going to walk up
[00:54:27] [SPEAKER_04]: and I'm going to grab him by the throat.
[00:54:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[00:54:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to take the cell phone out of his hand.
[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_03]: As soon as you do that he starts going to try and bite you.
[00:54:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I've got him by the throat already.
[00:54:38] [SPEAKER_03]: He was fine when you grabbed him by the throat and he's just like listening
[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_03]: but as soon as you went for his hand his other hand went out to try and claw at you
[00:54:47] [SPEAKER_03]: and he started trying to bite onto your arm.
[00:54:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm in full combat arm over here.
[00:54:51] [SPEAKER_03]: He can try it.
[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_03]: So I guess this is an attack.
[00:54:57] [SPEAKER_03]: See how this goes.
[00:54:58] [SPEAKER_04]: He is restrained so it's not his advantage.
[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's just like, ah!
[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_03]: No, stop!
[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Get away!
[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Get away!
[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to take the cell phone out of his hand
[00:55:13] [SPEAKER_04]: and I'm going to sort of listen to it out here through an earplug
[00:55:17] [SPEAKER_04]: to see what I can hear on the...
[00:55:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, well, wisdom save at a bench.
[00:55:28] [SPEAKER_04]: That's not good at all.
[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I rolled two dice and my best one was a four.
[00:55:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:55:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Give me a second because you're going to suffer some temporary wisdom damage.
[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a five.
[00:55:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That's not good.
[00:55:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I was doing it real careful.
[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_03]: You were, but...
[00:55:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, those who are affected suffer...
[00:55:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:55:56] [SPEAKER_03]: This is going to be temporary wisdom damage.
[00:56:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Irreversible death of the character.
[00:56:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Sweet!
[00:56:04] [SPEAKER_03]: You suffer three wisdom damage.
[00:56:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Now what is wisdom damage?
[00:56:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Wisdom goes down to a nine?
[00:56:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:56:11] [SPEAKER_03]: So you're taking a negative one.
[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_03]: So you, yeah.
[00:56:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And you guys all see, the two of you, see him just start like,
[00:56:21] [SPEAKER_03]: he lets go of the guy and they both begin just kind of like walking,
[00:56:27] [SPEAKER_03]: shuffling down the street.
[00:56:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Like he's actually holding the device between them so that they can both hear
[00:56:35] [SPEAKER_03]: whatever it is.
[00:56:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Should I just shoot the device?
[00:56:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Shoot the device.
[00:56:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like I should just shoot the device or at least knock it out of their hands
[00:56:45] [SPEAKER_03]: with freaking out his blast or something.
[00:56:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to cast command.
[00:56:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:56:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Drop it.
[00:56:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll make your, what's your wisdom save?
[00:56:57] [SPEAKER_03]: What's your wisdom save?
[00:56:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Nine is one.
[00:57:00] [SPEAKER_03]: What?
[00:57:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You just gave him a wisdom...
[00:57:02] [SPEAKER_03]: What was your wisdom save before?
[00:57:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Plus one.
[00:57:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:57:06] [SPEAKER_03]: But you're taking wisdom damage.
[00:57:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he has wisdom damage now.
[00:57:09] [SPEAKER_01]: So let's negative one now.
[00:57:13] [SPEAKER_02]: That's fine.
[00:57:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:57:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_03]: You obey.
[00:57:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Bam!
[00:57:22] [SPEAKER_03]: So you drop the thing.
[00:57:25] [SPEAKER_03]: It's in an Otterbox, so...
[00:57:31] [SPEAKER_03]: It clashes the ground but doesn't break.
[00:57:33] [SPEAKER_03]: It still messes up.
[00:57:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually as you drop it, the guy that you had, he immediately tries
[00:57:40] [SPEAKER_03]: to get the device.
[00:57:42] [SPEAKER_03]: So you can try and shoot it before he gets to it.
[00:57:45] [SPEAKER_03]: So this is, it's a bit of a roll off.
[00:57:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Like can you shoot it before he gets it?
[00:57:52] [SPEAKER_03]: So initiative?
[00:57:53] Hmm?
[00:57:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess so.
[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I guess it would be initiative.
[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_03]: If you want to know who goes first.
[00:57:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know what they are.
[00:57:58] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll roll just a quick temporary initiative just to see who shoots first.
[00:58:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Who goes first?
[00:58:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[00:58:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Han.
[00:58:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Han shot first.
[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_01]: That's a drill.
[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_04]: That's pretty good.
[00:58:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, I don't watch Fast & Furious lately.
[00:58:12] [SPEAKER_04]: So I think it's that Han.
[00:58:14] [SPEAKER_03]: He would also shoot first.
[00:58:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, what am I doing? Initiative?
[00:58:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Total 22.
[00:58:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well you got 14.
[00:58:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, cool.
[00:58:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so you, you answer the fire first.
[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll your attack.
[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so...
[00:58:28] [SPEAKER_04]: What is the AC in Otterbox?
[00:58:32] [SPEAKER_03]: This thing does actually have like, stuff like object hit points and stuff.
[00:58:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's a tiny thing so it'll be, so, and it's resilient.
[00:58:40] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's got about, I'm going to say it has about 5 HP and its armor class is 15.
[00:58:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to say its armor class is 15.
[00:58:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Wood or bone?
[00:58:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Or plastic.
[00:58:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Well it's very small so it's a hard target to hit.
[00:58:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:58:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Magic missile.
[00:58:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It's regardless.
[00:59:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I just need to do that, yeah.
[00:59:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean it's important.
[00:59:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's got five hit points.
[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_04]: So 1d4 won't do it even in max damage.
[00:59:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but magic missile starts at three darts.
[00:59:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's 1d4 plus one on each one.
[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It does a minimum of two.
[00:59:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Plus that's probably quieter than firing a gun here right now.
[00:59:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Probably, yeah.
[00:59:20] [SPEAKER_03]: So, safest bet just because this is literally a mind control device that I want gone now.
[00:59:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Magic missile.
[00:59:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so there's a flare of arcane energy that's just...
[00:59:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I was probably going to pull out my pistol but then I just pulled out finger guns.
[00:59:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And just when you rock show that, it's like just fire like...
[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It just shoots three shot burst magic missile down on my finger.
[00:59:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah it's just like...
[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And it just immediately puffs into smoke.
[00:59:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[00:59:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And the guy just kind of goes into a like, no, no, no.
[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And he starts running at you.
[00:59:51] [SPEAKER_02]: At me?
[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_03]: He's like, you destroyed it.
[00:59:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Why would you destroy it?
[00:59:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Why would you destroy it?
[00:59:56] [SPEAKER_03]: You're just like just running at you like...
[00:59:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Just like at you.
[00:59:59] [SPEAKER_03]: So I try to tackle you.
[01:00:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:00:01] [SPEAKER_03]: So he's trying to fight you like the puppets fight each other in Team America.
[01:00:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, basically yeah.
[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Ah nice.
[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Except it's a man so it's kind of disturbing.
[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's overweight in his underwear.
[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It was Teddy Lee's or Botcher Breeze whichever.
[01:00:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Whichever one's worse.
[01:00:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Teddy Lee's?
[01:00:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Teddy Lee's?
[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Always worse.
[01:00:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:00:20] [SPEAKER_03]: They're stained.
[01:00:23] [SPEAKER_03]: They're definitely stained.
[01:00:26] [SPEAKER_03]: So roll for your check now.
[01:00:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Just because it's stained?
[01:00:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's coming at you so...
[01:00:33] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a wisdom thing.
[01:00:34] [SPEAKER_03]: You're a non-sign.
[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll say that we're talking around so what do you want to do with this guy coming at
[01:00:39] [SPEAKER_03]: you to attack you?
[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like I shouldn't just kill this man.
[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I will say you kind of like just...
[01:00:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You're just standing there.
[01:00:49] [SPEAKER_03]: You kind of feel this weird haze over to you.
[01:00:54] [SPEAKER_03]: You can hear something but it's unintelligible in your mind.
[01:00:58] [SPEAKER_03]: A heavy stun gun which is not the ranged one right?
[01:01:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not the one that's actually a gun.
[01:01:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Stun gun is contact.
[01:01:06] [SPEAKER_03]: So basically it's a little stick thing.
[01:01:09] [SPEAKER_03]: The thing that you stick into something.
[01:01:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[01:01:12] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I have.
[01:01:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I hate that naming.
[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the fact that the names are just backwards.
[01:01:16] [SPEAKER_03]: So roll your attack.
[01:01:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Otherwise I'm potentially murdering him because all of my other shit is damaged to be honest.
[01:01:28] [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, I will attempt to stun gun.
[01:01:34] [SPEAKER_01]: That's not the best.
[01:01:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Was that 13?
[01:01:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, 13.
[01:01:43] [SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't hit him.
[01:01:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Dammit!
[01:01:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you sure he's not wearing any armor?
[01:01:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh that's true, yeah.
[01:01:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He's big too.
[01:01:52] [SPEAKER_03]: The stuns I'm using do have armor for it.
[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that hits.
[01:01:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It should be an AC of 10.
[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Make him.
[01:01:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you did it.
[01:02:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so he has to do a con save?
[01:02:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I think AC in 5th edition is 8 plus 18.
[01:02:11] [SPEAKER_01]: He passed somehow.
[01:02:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It couldn't get through all the fat.
[01:02:16] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just wailing on you, like overfisting you.
[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_01]: He's trying to fist you.
[01:02:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is terrible.
[01:02:26] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, I guess it's his turn now.
[01:02:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Although technically, is that an attack action?
[01:02:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Then I get another shot.
[01:02:40] [SPEAKER_03]: You get another shot then?
[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because this is...
[01:02:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I rolled a 14.
[01:02:51] [SPEAKER_03]: That hit.
[01:02:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Cool.
[01:02:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll again.
[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_03]: So you just like stick him in and stick him again?
[01:02:56] [SPEAKER_03]: If it doesn't work this time, I'm just going to shoot this man.
[01:02:57] [SPEAKER_03]: That's 19.
[01:02:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck!
[01:02:59] [SPEAKER_03]: No, that's going to be like 20 something.
[01:03:02] [SPEAKER_03]: God damn it!
[01:03:03] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like 21.
[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got a hole.
[01:03:06] [SPEAKER_03]: There's so much fat, it won't get through him.
[01:03:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually, because you're up close, you do see that there are parts of like around his eyes
[01:03:14] [SPEAKER_03]: and around his ears and such.
[01:03:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, especially around his eyes and his ears, there are pronounced black veins.
[01:03:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Like under his skin.
[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:03:26] [SPEAKER_01]: This is not going well.
[01:03:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Like when we found Jasmine and her friend.
[01:03:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Not the same, but not as bad as Jasmine and them.
[01:03:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Like they're not protruding, they're just like his veins underneath his skin are black.
[01:03:41] [SPEAKER_03]: In a similar way but not as horrible as Jasmine was.
[01:03:48] [SPEAKER_03]: There's something... it's the same kind of similar thing, but it's a different variant or something of it, it seems.
[01:03:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Or it's affecting something different in the body.
[01:03:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:04:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to cast Blight.
[01:04:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Something this plump grape becomes, this human grape becomes like human raisin.
[01:04:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, pretty much.
[01:04:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Before you're a roll waste of safe.
[01:04:13] [SPEAKER_03]: He's not doing it.
[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[01:04:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not wasting the fourth level spell slot on a nameless NPC.
[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: He's doing pretty damn good against a taser.
[01:04:23] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, so that's what you...
[01:04:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, stun gun.
[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, I guess now it's his time to wail on you.
[01:04:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Just wailing on you.
[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Get it?
[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I rolled five.
[01:04:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
[01:04:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Even with this buddy's gut.
[01:04:39] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Give me a second.
[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Like last year when those whales were all attacked and boats...
[01:04:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And the Levin doesn't get you, right?
[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it does not.
[01:04:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: So he's just wailing on me and I'm kind of like backpedaling a bit.
[01:04:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's basically just like wailing on your armor at best, that's about it.
[01:04:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not really affecting you.
[01:04:56] [SPEAKER_03]: But he's basically just like...
[01:04:57] [SPEAKER_03]: He's slapping at me as I'm back along and I'm like, help!
[01:05:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Why'd you destroy it?
[01:05:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Why'd you break it?
[01:05:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Why'd you break it?
[01:05:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It was there.
[01:05:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so I guess...
[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Unless anybody else is reacting or helping him,
[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_03]: then they have to roll initiative for this.
[01:05:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, you guys are supposed to roll initiative.
[01:05:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's just say no to what you're doing.
[01:05:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Can I roll initiative or am I still fucked up?
[01:05:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You need to roll this to be safe.
[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Because you're just hearing this weird distant...
[01:05:26] [SPEAKER_03]: like, unintelligible murmuring in your head that you can't really...
[01:05:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's very...
[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_03]: You have like a mind fog.
[01:05:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Three!
[01:05:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:05:34] [SPEAKER_03]: You're...
[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Take four more wisdom damage.
[01:05:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Four more?
[01:05:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[01:05:44] [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm down to five wisdom?
[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[01:05:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is about a minus three?
[01:05:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, something like that, yeah.
[01:05:51] [SPEAKER_03]: As the fog begins to kind of like cloud over your vision
[01:05:55] [SPEAKER_03]: and that voice and intelligence...
[01:06:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's getting louder in your head.
[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Can somebody help me?
[01:06:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I will say at this point...
[01:06:10] [SPEAKER_03]: So you roll initiative though, still.
[01:06:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Still roll initiative.
[01:06:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh shit.
[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Because you're gonna help the fat man.
[01:06:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever rolled initiative?
[01:06:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I did, I got 15.
[01:06:20] [SPEAKER_03]: 15?
[01:06:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I'm gonna actually add these into...
[01:06:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, Dave.
[01:06:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm tempted to just pull up and go on this man on the shoot.
[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_03]: What did you get for your initiative again?
[01:06:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[01:06:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, man.
[01:06:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll say it was like 12.
[01:06:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Or no, I will say it was like 20.
[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a while ago.
[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we'll say yours is 20.
[01:06:39] [SPEAKER_03]: He was pretty high.
[01:06:39] [SPEAKER_03]: What was yours?
[01:06:40] [SPEAKER_04]: 10.
[01:06:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, and what did Blackstone get?
[01:06:46] [SPEAKER_03]: 15.
[01:06:47] [SPEAKER_03]: 15?
[01:06:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:06:48] [SPEAKER_03]: So we're gonna start talking around.
[01:06:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I just went.
[01:06:51] [SPEAKER_03]: You just went?
[01:06:52] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, in that case, Jacob.
[01:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: You see...
[01:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I will say you see Marcel begin walking
[01:07:00] [SPEAKER_03]: not normally
[01:07:02] [SPEAKER_03]: almost in like a jerky motion
[01:07:04] [SPEAKER_03]: toward the two fighting,
[01:07:07] [SPEAKER_03]: or the two scrambling people.
[01:07:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay?
[01:07:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's not pulling a gun at her,
[01:07:14] [SPEAKER_03]: he's just walking in a very stiff movement.
[01:07:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck, okay.
[01:07:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Initiate PVP combat now.
[01:07:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Right?
[01:07:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
[01:07:29] [SPEAKER_03]: This could have happened on the helicopter, by the way.
[01:07:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Great.
[01:07:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Put on a mental horrible horror.
[01:07:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like a song.
[01:07:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I am not static for PVP.
[01:07:48] [SPEAKER_01]: This is not my PVP build.
[01:07:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a PVP build?
[01:07:52] [SPEAKER_01]: You still have sleep?
[01:07:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't effect enough hit points for that.
[01:07:57] [SPEAKER_04]: No, you can't.
[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I have 34.
[01:07:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[01:08:03] [SPEAKER_04]: They affected the tank.
[01:08:05] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a bad thing.
[01:08:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a little bit.
[01:08:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, you're learning...
[01:08:09] [SPEAKER_03]: You're finding out what the danger of this
[01:08:11] [SPEAKER_03]: adventure, the scenario is.
[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, I'm going to get in front of him.
[01:08:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:08:18] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm going to look him dead in the eye
[01:08:21] [SPEAKER_01]: and I'm going to tell him
[01:08:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I suggest you take a nap.
[01:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yes, you're commanding.
[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_03]: You're doing it commanding.
[01:08:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Where do I sit back?
[01:08:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm using suggestion.
[01:08:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_01]: So give me a wisdom save.
[01:08:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I will make that rule.
[01:08:35] [SPEAKER_04]: At minus three?
[01:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[01:08:39] [SPEAKER_03]: 10.
[01:08:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you feel...
[01:08:42] [SPEAKER_03]: You feel it, they started lowering.
[01:08:47] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the best I got, man.
[01:08:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry, next round
[01:08:52] [SPEAKER_03]: you can try another wisdom save.
[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Try to halt the progress.
[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Can use a different date for that one.
[01:08:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I will say as you looked into his eyes
[01:08:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and saw it, you see his eyes aren't blackened,
[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_03]: but his veins around his eyes
[01:09:03] [SPEAKER_03]: and even like some of the around his like
[01:09:05] [SPEAKER_03]: the part of his head face around the ear area
[01:09:09] [SPEAKER_03]: is starting to look like there's black veins
[01:09:11] [SPEAKER_03]: like protruding through the layer of skin.
[01:09:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, so you're the only solution
[01:09:17] [SPEAKER_01]: that I have to something like that?
[01:09:20] [SPEAKER_01]: My immediate thought is to go for radiant damage
[01:09:24] [SPEAKER_01]: hit him with a little bit of radiant damage
[01:09:25] [SPEAKER_01]: just try to burn that shit out.
[01:09:27] [SPEAKER_01]: But I don't have a little bit of radiant damage.
[01:09:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I have a fuck ton of radiant damage.
[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah, I have 74 head points.
[01:09:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You may not have to like kill.
[01:09:40] [SPEAKER_03]: The problem is that mine is out of radius
[01:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: and it stays persistent.
[01:09:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I will say while you're sleeping
[01:09:46] [SPEAKER_03]: you will get an advantage on your...
[01:09:49] [SPEAKER_03]: That's good.
[01:09:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Because of what his suggestions are about.
[01:09:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I love that.
[01:09:54] [SPEAKER_03]: But that's your game.
[01:09:56] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what you're doing then Jacob?
[01:09:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's it for me.
[01:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, next up would be the man.
[01:10:01] [SPEAKER_03]: So he's now attacking.
[01:10:02] [SPEAKER_03]: How much radiant damage do you do Aaron?
[01:10:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm honestly not sure.
[01:10:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I'd have to look it up.
[01:10:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Because my...
[01:10:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Spell is Spear Guardians and it's a third level spell.
[01:10:10] [SPEAKER_01]: My cheapest one is a cantrip 2d8 radiant.
[01:10:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's probably the one that I would go with.
[01:10:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:10:17] [SPEAKER_03]: The one that I would suggest...
[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Suggest going with, yes.
[01:10:20] [SPEAKER_04]: But I'm currently napping
[01:10:21] [SPEAKER_04]: so maybe you should do what the call is in front of you first.
[01:10:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you don't like wright gold on the ground
[01:10:25] [SPEAKER_03]: you just kind of like
[01:10:26] [SPEAKER_03]: like sit down to the ground in the asphalt
[01:10:28] [SPEAKER_03]: where there's like blood and char in the asphalt.
[01:10:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I get comfortable.
[01:10:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you just like to take a nap.
[01:10:32] [SPEAKER_03]: It's adorable looking
[01:10:33] [SPEAKER_03]: in your heavy armor
[01:10:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and something in your mouth all nine yards.
[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like if the heavy from Team Fortress
[01:10:39] [SPEAKER_03]: decided to take a nap to make a fight.
[01:10:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that sounds right.
[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_03]: So the man
[01:10:47] [SPEAKER_03]: is wailing on you for...
[01:10:50] [SPEAKER_03]: On me?
[01:10:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, for 21 to hit.
[01:10:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[01:10:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright.
[01:10:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Arms strike.
[01:10:58] [SPEAKER_03]: 3 damage.
[01:11:00] [SPEAKER_03]: He punches you in the jaw.
[01:11:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Just like wailing on you.
[01:11:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[01:11:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you roll for that?
[01:11:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like the damage?
[01:11:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:11:08] [SPEAKER_01]: You see that?
[01:11:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure if you're aware
[01:11:15] [SPEAKER_01]: in 5th edition unless you have a
[01:11:17] [SPEAKER_01]: a feat or an ability
[01:11:20] [SPEAKER_01]: that gives you a dice worth of damage
[01:11:22] [SPEAKER_01]: your unarmed attack does one
[01:11:25] [SPEAKER_01]: plus your strength.
[01:11:26] [SPEAKER_03]: The Jack Nicholson.
[01:11:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:11:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It's almost like he's not entirely
[01:11:31] [SPEAKER_03]: normal human.
[01:11:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, that...
[01:11:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're being wail on so that's it.
[01:11:42] [SPEAKER_03]: 5.
[01:11:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Next person, Marcel.
[01:11:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to try and wisdom save any damage.
[01:11:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright.
[01:11:51] [SPEAKER_04]: 5.
[01:11:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I heard he rolled a dime of...
[01:11:57] [SPEAKER_04]: How much wisdom save?
[01:11:58] [SPEAKER_04]: How much wisdom do you have left?
[01:11:59] [SPEAKER_04]: 4.
[01:12:03] [SPEAKER_04]: My wisdom is currently 4.
[01:12:05] [SPEAKER_04]: You now have 2.
[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[01:12:08] [SPEAKER_03]: As the...
[01:12:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm just going to say
[01:12:14] [SPEAKER_03]: the thing that is...
[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_03]: The thing in your head is going to start...
[01:12:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Is going to try and make a roll
[01:12:20] [SPEAKER_03]: to snap out of that suggestion.
[01:12:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Next session.
[01:12:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I love he...
[01:12:26] [SPEAKER_01]: What happens when...
[01:12:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I think Chris already knows.
[01:12:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't.
[01:12:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't.
[01:12:36] [SPEAKER_03]: It's very rare when it does that to me.
[01:12:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[01:12:51] [SPEAKER_01]: So, okay.
[01:12:56] [SPEAKER_01]: That's...
[01:12:56] [SPEAKER_01]: crummy.
[01:12:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[01:12:57] [SPEAKER_04]: What does that do?
[01:12:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Wisdom zero means that a character
[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_01]: is withdrawn into a deep sleep filled
[01:13:03] [SPEAKER_01]: with nightmares helpless.
[01:13:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
[01:13:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Well that's not good.
[01:13:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And while you're trapped in the darkness...
[01:13:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Better than constitution.
[01:13:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:13:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And while you're trapped in darkness
[01:13:12] [SPEAKER_03]: something is popping in your body.
[01:13:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Figured as much.
[01:13:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:13:17] [SPEAKER_03]: The guy we're fighting already has zero wisdom.
[01:13:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:13:22] [SPEAKER_03]: So,
[01:13:26] [SPEAKER_03]: next up is...
[01:13:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so Marcel you feel that.
[01:13:29] [SPEAKER_03]: So, top of the round.
[01:13:30] [SPEAKER_03]: John.
[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks.
[01:13:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I hate this.
[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
[01:13:38] [SPEAKER_03]: How am I going to get this bitch off of me?
[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Stun gun ain't working.
[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: This is the first encounter.
[01:13:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[01:13:44] [SPEAKER_03]: She's not going well.
[01:13:46] [SPEAKER_03]: You're also like...
[01:13:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're just a dude.
[01:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I understand that.
[01:13:50] [SPEAKER_03]: But at this point if I could keep
[01:13:52] [SPEAKER_03]: stun gunning him until I'm out of battery on it.
[01:13:54] [SPEAKER_03]: But like...
[01:13:55] [SPEAKER_01]: You can also
[01:13:57] [SPEAKER_01]: melee attack
[01:13:59] [SPEAKER_01]: unarmed
[01:13:59] [SPEAKER_01]: and designated as subdual damage.
[01:14:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Then you just have to equal it to his hit points
[01:14:06] [SPEAKER_01]: and subdual damage and he's unconscious.
[01:14:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but I'd be doing one damage each.
[01:14:10] [SPEAKER_01]: One plus your strength modifier.
[01:14:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Up two.
[01:14:14] [SPEAKER_04]: How many HP does a level one commoner have?
[01:14:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Not a hell of a lot.
[01:14:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Most level one commoners have like maybe six or eight?
[01:14:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:14:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Do I...
[01:14:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I do have like basically like yeah.
[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_03]: At this point I don't know if this is going to work.
[01:14:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if this guy is savable or not.
[01:14:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Or if he's just...
[01:14:36] [SPEAKER_03]: He's gone.
[01:14:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I will say he's not like...
[01:14:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It's very manic.
[01:14:39] [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't have any tactic to what he's doing.
[01:14:41] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just kind of frenzied
[01:14:43] [SPEAKER_03]: and almost to the point of tears now
[01:14:45] [SPEAKER_03]: as he's slapping at you
[01:14:48] [SPEAKER_03]: and punching you.
[01:14:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Like he's just really sad
[01:14:52] [SPEAKER_03]: and pissed off that you broke his phone.
[01:14:54] [SPEAKER_03]: For him, I'm going to knee him in the balls.
[01:14:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:14:57] [SPEAKER_03]: And then...
[01:14:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Because he's in my face elbow him in the head.
[01:15:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Because you get two attacks.
[01:15:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I do get two attacks.
[01:15:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Called shot to the balls.
[01:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I will say actually in the fifth edition it does clarify that you can
[01:15:10] [SPEAKER_03]: say that you're doing...
[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Before you kill somebody
[01:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: you can say that the last move,
[01:15:16] [SPEAKER_03]: the last thing you're doing
[01:15:17] [SPEAKER_03]: if it would finish them off like you were playing on like doing...
[01:15:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm basically like knocking them out rather than turning it.
[01:15:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[01:15:22] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of times in fifth...
[01:15:23] [SPEAKER_03]: In Eberron that was something too.
[01:15:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Like in Eberron game.
[01:15:26] [SPEAKER_03]: That's why I wasn't too concerned about like they were trying
[01:15:28] [SPEAKER_03]: to drop you guys in the...
[01:15:30] [SPEAKER_03]: In that one fight and you were so super scared about it because
[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_03]: in fifth edition
[01:15:35] [SPEAKER_03]: you can choose if you're going to kill somebody
[01:15:38] [SPEAKER_03]: or drop them at zero.
[01:15:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Or like just knock them out at zero.
[01:15:43] [SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah.
[01:15:45] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's 14 on the first hit.
[01:15:48] [SPEAKER_02]: That'll hit.
[01:15:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:15:49] [SPEAKER_03]: For sure.
[01:15:50] [SPEAKER_03]: And then second hit.
[01:15:52] [SPEAKER_03]: What was the damage?
[01:15:54] [SPEAKER_03]: No, two hit.
[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_03]: The damage is going to be the same for both of these
[01:15:57] [SPEAKER_03]: because I don't roll for it.
[01:15:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Gotcha.
[01:15:59] [SPEAKER_03]: In 17 and second one I rolled higher so I hit with both.
[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_03]: So that's three sub dual damage as I name it the balls
[01:16:05] [SPEAKER_03]: and three sub dual damage as I elbow them inside the head.
[01:16:10] [SPEAKER_03]: He's prone on the ground but he's not...
[01:16:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:16:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Like he's not out too cool.
[01:16:15] [SPEAKER_03]: But he is like...
[01:16:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh!
[01:16:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Why did you take my phone?
[01:16:19] [SPEAKER_03]: He's still more concerned about the phone than the...
[01:16:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no he is.
[01:16:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And like it's...
[01:16:22] [SPEAKER_03]: He's trying to...
[01:16:23] [SPEAKER_03]: He's pitifully trying to claw towards you.
[01:16:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:16:29] [SPEAKER_03]: On the ground but he's prone.
[01:16:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:16:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to back up to get out of melee range
[01:16:35] [SPEAKER_03]: because do I still have a move action after I do two attacks?
[01:16:38] [SPEAKER_03]: No, yes.
[01:16:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes?
[01:16:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:16:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Because he's currently not threatening me anymore.
[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[01:16:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And do I have...
[01:16:47] [SPEAKER_03]: When I do two attacks is that like use bonus actions
[01:16:49] [SPEAKER_03]: and everything to do that?
[01:16:50] [SPEAKER_04]: No.
[01:16:51] [SPEAKER_03]: No?
[01:16:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Just two attacks is your full standard action.
[01:16:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[01:16:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Then I guess I'll use a bonus action to put the stun gun away.
[01:17:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And yeah.
[01:17:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you hold through a weapon and pull it with a bonus action?
[01:17:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I believe so as long as you have a proficient...
[01:17:09] [SPEAKER_01]: As long as you're proficient with it.
[01:17:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:17:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't find specifically with stun guns.
[01:17:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Either way, I'll just put it away and that's the end of my turn as I back up.
[01:17:21] [SPEAKER_03]: So Jacob.
[01:17:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:17:26] [SPEAKER_01]: So he's on the ground.
[01:17:27] [SPEAKER_01]: For the time?
[01:17:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:17:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I have no way to help him so far as I know.
[01:17:36] [SPEAKER_01]: His hand grenades aren't really going to help him much.
[01:17:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, let him start over again.
[01:17:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:17:43] [SPEAKER_03]: He'll just show up in a gartha.
[01:17:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
[01:17:46] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys just can't believe it.
[01:17:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I know when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail.
[01:17:54] [SPEAKER_04]: You just hear from the girl, kill me.
[01:17:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Meanwhile he shows up in a gartha and he's still being puppeted because of like...
[01:18:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh God.
[01:18:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[01:18:02] [SPEAKER_04]: He gets into a gartha through me.
[01:18:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[01:18:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:18:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Well then I'm going to turn to the other one.
[01:18:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Captain underpants?
[01:18:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well that's on the ground like crawling like while holding his junk.
[01:18:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Like just kind of one handed like trying to crawl toward him and let's back up.
[01:18:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:18:24] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm going to bust out my double ended baton.
[01:18:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Chastelayly.
[01:18:32] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm going to give him a good smack across the back of the head.
[01:18:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:18:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Assuming for non-lethal or...
[01:18:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[01:18:43] [SPEAKER_03]: So that's going to be...
[01:18:47] Uh...
[01:18:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Just beat the man to submission.
[01:18:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Try tasing him to submission.
[01:18:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was hardy.
[01:18:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I rolled really well for those two rolls.
[01:19:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Right I get to use my attack bonus on this.
[01:19:07] [SPEAKER_01]: So that's plus six.
[01:19:08] [SPEAKER_01]: So 50?
[01:19:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay that hits.
[01:19:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:19:12] [SPEAKER_01]: So that does...
[01:19:14] [SPEAKER_01]: You've been died.
[01:19:17] [SPEAKER_04]: The neck caretile rolls need cleric.
[01:19:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just assuming you're going to die here forever?
[01:19:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, cleric?
[01:19:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Cleric? Gunsley?
[01:19:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Baba Yaga?
[01:19:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Nine.
[01:19:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Like the hopefully John Wick?
[01:19:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Nine.
[01:19:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Nine?
[01:19:32] [SPEAKER_03]: He is...
[01:19:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah he's out.
[01:19:37] [SPEAKER_03]: With...
[01:19:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Suspair.
[01:19:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay cool.
[01:19:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank God thank you.
[01:19:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah it's a sickling just crotch and he just drops.
[01:19:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Is he dead?
[01:19:46] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[01:19:46] [SPEAKER_03]: He's dead.
[01:19:46] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just...
[01:19:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You check he is still breathing but he's heavily concussed.
[01:19:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[01:19:54] [SPEAKER_03]: It's rough.
[01:19:55] [SPEAKER_03]: A little bit.
[01:19:56] [SPEAKER_03]: How's Marcel doing?
[01:19:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll your wisdom save Marcel.
[01:19:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Advantage?
[01:20:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Is he okay?
[01:20:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh great.
[01:20:04] [SPEAKER_03]: 16.
[01:20:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That's enough.
[01:20:10] [SPEAKER_03]: You get six will back.
[01:20:12] [SPEAKER_03]: A wisdom start a wisdom back.
[01:20:13] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm back up to eight.
[01:20:17] [SPEAKER_03]: You fight off the infection.
[01:20:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You hear disappointment.
[01:20:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of getting cast out of your mind off into the distance.
[01:20:29] [SPEAKER_01]: You got any of those light spells handy?
[01:20:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no actually.
[01:20:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I technically don't now that I think about it.
[01:20:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I used a magic missile which confirms that I prepared my sharpshooter secret archetype
[01:20:49] [SPEAKER_03]: so I don't have sacred flame.
[01:20:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh well that's a problem.
[01:20:54] [SPEAKER_01]: It is.
[01:20:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, alright.
[01:20:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Well...
[01:20:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I don't want to cheat here.
[01:21:01] [SPEAKER_01]: That's poopy.
[01:21:02] [SPEAKER_01]: It is poopy I shouldn't have used that.
[01:21:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I shouldn't have locked into that.
[01:21:06] [SPEAKER_03]: But that's fine.
[01:21:11] [SPEAKER_01]: So one and stick with it.
[01:21:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
[01:21:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay well I guess we'll have to hope Marcel can...
[01:21:21] [SPEAKER_01]: He saw his own.
[01:21:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Question.
[01:21:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Stabilize.
[01:21:26] [SPEAKER_03]: The cantrip stabilize.
[01:21:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry it's barely dying.
[01:21:30] [SPEAKER_03]: It's specifically for when they're dying it stabilizes them but does that help for like this sort of thing too?
[01:21:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think so.
[01:21:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Pulling straws.
[01:21:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Mending?
[01:21:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not even trying to do this to Marcel.
[01:21:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Well Marcel how much wisdom do you need left?
[01:21:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm an 8.
[01:21:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I need 3 more and I'm back to pull a straw.
[01:21:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you're still kind of grappling with whatever it is.
[01:21:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm still asleep right now.
[01:21:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah you're also still asleep.
[01:21:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Well I mean I didn't put you to sleep.
[01:21:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I told you to go to sleep.
[01:22:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And you're choosing to take a nap because that's what I did.
[01:22:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually I'll say you do wake up but because you did fight back against it and you succeeded.
[01:22:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And you got some wisdom, you're some of your wisdom score back.
[01:22:14] [SPEAKER_03]: However you are...
[01:22:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah you're not feeling very good.
[01:22:19] [SPEAKER_03]: But you are back in control of your faculties for the time being.
[01:22:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It's dark.
[01:22:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[01:22:27] [SPEAKER_03]: You want to roll a insight?
[01:22:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Not currently.
[01:22:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I wake up.
[01:22:36] [SPEAKER_04]: You're negative.
[01:22:36] [SPEAKER_04]: What a refried shit marito was that?
[01:22:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Nothing good.
[01:22:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Insight of...
[01:22:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Six.
[01:22:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Six?
[01:22:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay there seem to be like a shadow man in your mind the whole time.
[01:22:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Like after you...
[01:22:55] [SPEAKER_03]: The last thing you remember is listening to whatever was being played on that phone.
[01:23:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And it just being this garbled mess of sound that you could not really describe if you try.
[01:23:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Like that's how fucked up it is.
[01:23:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And then things started getting hazy in your mind and you started seeing the silhouette of a person.
[01:23:21] [SPEAKER_03]: But then it kind of all fades.
[01:23:23] [SPEAKER_03]: There's still something lingering in your mind.
[01:23:27] [SPEAKER_03]: But you need to find some way to shrug it off or something like that.
[01:23:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Because at the moment it still could potentially influence you.
[01:23:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Or go after you.
[01:23:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Here are the ruins.
[01:23:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Forty six.
[01:23:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Does that work?
[01:23:47] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the other...
[01:23:50] [SPEAKER_03]: You can just do it?
[01:23:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Or get to roll for it?
[01:23:53] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a level one spell.
[01:23:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay so you just...
[01:23:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Spend.
[01:23:58] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the...
[01:24:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you have to roll a dice for it or...?
[01:24:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah the dice...
[01:24:03] [SPEAKER_04]: One d8 plus my spell cast ability for the regained hit points.
[01:24:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:24:10] [SPEAKER_04]: But not down any HP.
[01:24:11] [SPEAKER_04]: No.
[01:24:12] [SPEAKER_03]: You're down in an ability score.
[01:24:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is a restoration spell.
[01:24:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Or I'm actually going to be nice with this kind of stuff.
[01:24:24] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't necessarily want the restoration spell.
[01:24:26] [SPEAKER_03]: The restoration spell for this.
[01:24:30] [SPEAKER_03]: But you...
[01:24:31] [SPEAKER_03]: We should really get potions of lesser restoration.
[01:24:34] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a good call.
[01:24:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:24:36] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, you whack your head.
[01:24:39] [SPEAKER_03]: You feel the physical effects begin to kind of perch from your mind.
[01:24:46] [SPEAKER_03]: But they're still in the back of your mind.
[01:24:49] [SPEAKER_03]: You can have one more wisdom score back.
[01:24:52] [SPEAKER_03]: But you're mostly fine.
[01:24:54] [SPEAKER_03]: The black veins are no longer pronounced.
[01:24:58] [SPEAKER_01]: They were actually showing up on his face.
[01:25:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like...
[01:25:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Aaron scared Jacob saw it when he made the suggestion for it.
[01:25:09] [SPEAKER_03]: But now they've receded with his hairline.
[01:25:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:25:18] [SPEAKER_03]: But you still feel like you still have a basic brain fog.
[01:25:22] [SPEAKER_03]: More of a mind fog.
[01:25:26] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah.
[01:25:29] [SPEAKER_03]: That's...
[01:25:29] [SPEAKER_01]: That went terribly.
[01:25:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's epic.
[01:25:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll bet so much better.
[01:25:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever those.
[01:25:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean you are older now.
[01:25:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So receding hairline is part of being older now, right?
[01:25:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, um...
[01:25:43] [SPEAKER_03]: What's that?
[01:25:44] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you guys want to do from there?
[01:25:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean it's not part of being older for me.
[01:25:52] [SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna make an intelligence check?
[01:25:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[01:25:57] [SPEAKER_04]: So that's 19 plus 4, 23.
[01:26:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Newcomer for Morbith.
[01:26:03] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the only way to be sure.
[01:26:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean that's one way to do it.
[01:26:09] [SPEAKER_03]: We can't deal with every problem that way.
[01:26:11] [SPEAKER_03]: You just have to figure out what is happening here.
[01:26:15] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the Templar way.
[01:26:17] [SPEAKER_03]: You're both...
[01:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: They're not wrong.
[01:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Even the Templar are going to want to know what happened here first
[01:26:22] [SPEAKER_03]: before they start using new missions on the town.
[01:26:27] [SPEAKER_03]: They didn't just up in Newk, Kingsmouth
[01:26:29] [SPEAKER_03]: or Solomon Island when the drogger came out of the ocean
[01:26:34] [SPEAKER_03]: and turned the whole town into a zombie apocalypse.
[01:26:38] [SPEAKER_03]: True.
[01:26:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean what that didn't happen,
[01:26:40] [SPEAKER_03]: that actually no one actually does remember that happening
[01:26:42] [SPEAKER_03]: except for two or three NPCs.
[01:26:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I'm gonna pull out my phone
[01:26:48] [SPEAKER_03]: and just like put it up to my ear.
[01:26:53] Really?
[01:26:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:26:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Roll wisdom save.
[01:27:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm much better at these than everyone else in the group.
[01:27:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Roll your one.
[01:27:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Mr. Cocky.
[01:27:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Look at the music, kid.
[01:27:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Look, if we're gonna figure out what's going on
[01:27:18] [SPEAKER_01]: that we need somebody to succeed while they're listening to us.
[01:27:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
[01:27:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Also, I didn't know whether or not it was affecting our phones.
[01:27:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that's fair.
[01:27:29] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a fair...
[01:27:29] [SPEAKER_03]: It's dangerous but fair, the science that you're doing.
[01:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I rolled a 13 and I get a plus four.
[01:27:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Nope, and I get a plus seven.
[01:27:41] [SPEAKER_03]: So how much?
[01:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: So 20, a dirty 20.
[01:27:44] [SPEAKER_03]: A dirty 20?
[01:27:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:27:46] [SPEAKER_03]: You hear this horrible signal.
[01:27:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It immediately starts playing into your phone's screen
[01:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: and it turns on.
[01:27:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's this horrible fractaling
[01:27:57] [SPEAKER_03]: like nonsensical pattern
[01:27:59] [SPEAKER_03]: on your screen that you start burning to your eye.
[01:28:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Similar to what I saw on the sign?
[01:28:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of, but it's yes and no.
[01:28:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And it really hurts to look at
[01:28:14] [SPEAKER_03]: and it really hurts to hear.
[01:28:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And to the point where you're going to take a...
[01:28:23] [SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna take a penalty or a...
[01:28:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, penalty on checks for a little while.
[01:28:33] [SPEAKER_03]: But you do manage to actually hold off against it.
[01:28:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And for a moment, just for a brief moment
[01:28:43] [SPEAKER_03]: in the fractaling imagery on your screen
[01:28:46] [SPEAKER_03]: you see what looks like a man with glasses
[01:28:49] [SPEAKER_03]: just kind of staring at you
[01:28:51] [SPEAKER_03]: and smiling at things.
[01:28:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna give him a finger and turn my phone off.
[01:28:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:29:01] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's in our phones too, is it?
[01:29:02] [SPEAKER_03]: You'll take disadvantage until a short rest.
[01:29:06] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, you manage to stay the course and keep going.
[01:29:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna grab his phone and turn it off
[01:29:13] [SPEAKER_01]: and I'm gonna grab his phone and turn it off.
[01:29:16] [SPEAKER_01]: The problem is you have to...
[01:29:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, do you have to go to the lock screen?
[01:29:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have to go past the lock screen?
[01:29:22] [SPEAKER_01]: No, you just hold it and turn it off.
[01:29:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
[01:29:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you actually...
[01:29:29] [SPEAKER_03]: You're like, oh, just turn it off?
[01:29:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you doing that in character?
[01:29:33] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[01:29:34] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[01:29:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I've seen what these phones do and he seems...
[01:29:38] [SPEAKER_03]: From what he's shown, it's affecting our phones as well.
[01:29:41] [SPEAKER_03]: So if he wants to just grab my phone and turn it off
[01:29:43] [SPEAKER_01]: fine, hands up, go ahead, turn it off.
[01:29:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, sure.
[01:29:47] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't need to roll.
[01:29:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Now?
[01:29:50] Yeah.
[01:29:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna check the radio.
[01:29:55] [SPEAKER_03]: From what radio?
[01:29:57] [SPEAKER_03]: So our radios, our comms.
[01:30:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's playing.
[01:30:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, turn the radios off.
[01:30:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Weird enough, you, when you listen to it,
[01:30:07] [SPEAKER_03]: you don't have to resist it.
[01:30:10] [SPEAKER_03]: It seems like it just hurts,
[01:30:13] [SPEAKER_03]: but it's becoming bearable for you.
[01:30:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Because we were already on radio silence, right?
[01:30:19] [SPEAKER_01]: But you just turned yours on and it's there, so you turn it off.
[01:30:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's amazing.
[01:30:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it actually audible or is it in my head?
[01:30:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It is audible, but then it kind of tries to worm its way into your mind.
[01:30:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay?
[01:30:40] [SPEAKER_03]: But you don't have to fight it.
[01:30:42] [SPEAKER_03]: You seem to already have a wall up against it.
[01:30:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Mentally.
[01:30:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:30:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so our phones are corrupted by this
[01:30:53] [SPEAKER_03]: and our comms back to the helicopter.
[01:30:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Everything.
[01:30:58] [SPEAKER_04]: We got players.
[01:30:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, we do.
[01:31:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I assume we have multiple colors.
[01:31:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Mine's yellow.
[01:31:07] [SPEAKER_04]: They usually come with like red, green and yellow.
[01:31:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[01:31:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Or white at least.
[01:31:13] [SPEAKER_03]: So green, everything's okay.
[01:31:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Red.
[01:31:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Everything's bad.
[01:31:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Something's bad and yellow.
[01:31:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Come in unconsciously to pick us up?
[01:31:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[01:31:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Start cutting down on yellow.
[01:31:31] [SPEAKER_01]: On non-urgent come here.
[01:31:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:31:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, okay.
[01:31:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so as you realize it comes to that realization that
[01:31:44] [SPEAKER_03]: that's probably why this place went dark.
[01:31:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Or something happened to it.
[01:31:53] [SPEAKER_03]: You are still left in a now quite, relatively quiet town square.
[01:31:58] [SPEAKER_01]: And this is a small town right?
[01:32:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:32:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Are there any radio towers around?
[01:32:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Are there satellite towers or anything within view?
[01:32:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Also what time of day is it?
[01:32:06] [SPEAKER_03]: It's eight o'clock.
[01:32:06] [SPEAKER_03]: This point is probably about 8.50.
[01:32:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, in the morning?
[01:32:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:32:11] [SPEAKER_03]: See a line of sight on any towers in the area?
[01:32:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Or any towers on top of buildings?
[01:32:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll Perception Test.
[01:32:23] [SPEAKER_01]: 17.
[01:32:25] [SPEAKER_03]: 17.
[01:32:27] [SPEAKER_03]: 17, let's just put it on the map of the elevation right here.
[01:32:33] [SPEAKER_03]: There is, there does appear to be a radio station.
[01:32:38] [SPEAKER_03]: You can see the radio tower for it.
[01:32:45] [SPEAKER_03]: South, south west of your position in town.
[01:32:49] [SPEAKER_03]: You can see it up on a hill that kind of overlooks the town.
[01:32:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:32:53] [SPEAKER_01]: So if something is being broadcast there's a tower over there.
[01:32:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Any place to start?
[01:32:59] [SPEAKER_03]: That is a good place to start.
[01:33:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys are going to check around the town square any further.
[01:33:04] [SPEAKER_01]: We should take a look and see if there are any survivors.
[01:33:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[01:33:11] [SPEAKER_03]: These days everyone is on their phone, everyone's corrupted.
[01:33:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean there might be some elderly or some very small children.
[01:33:20] [SPEAKER_03]: There is an entire retirement home in this town.
[01:33:24] [SPEAKER_03]: You know actually, I think your character can do the more that this town has like, there's two prominent kind of businesses.
[01:33:31] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a kayak rental and a shady, I was a shady Pines.
[01:33:35] [SPEAKER_03]: A shady Pines basically nursing home.
[01:33:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, well there's probably not going to be too many people at...
[01:33:42] [SPEAKER_03]: A shady Lanes rest home.
[01:33:43] [SPEAKER_03]: At the kayak rental but yeah we could start out at the old folks home and see if there's any survivors there.
[01:33:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Also we should zip tie this guy's hands.
[01:33:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we should.
[01:33:53] [SPEAKER_03]: He is kind of bleeding like out his nose.
[01:33:56] [SPEAKER_03]: That's more from the concussions of the beans he took.
[01:33:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think it was.
[01:34:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but he also like knotted him and then also like got him in the head.
[01:34:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, but this isn't Shadowrun so at least he did not on him.
[01:34:09] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[01:34:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Fortunately this game does not have orgasm.
[01:34:13] [SPEAKER_03]: We've referenced it so much this episode though.
[01:34:16] [SPEAKER_01]: You keep saying fortunately all I'm hearing is sadly.
[01:34:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Sadly there's no orgasm.
[01:34:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, you just have to work at it in this.
[01:34:27] [SPEAKER_03]: You can't summon it.
[01:34:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you're coughing the guy.
[01:34:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[01:34:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you're just coughing him and then moving on?
[01:34:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I guess we're going to the retirement home.
[01:34:45] [SPEAKER_01]: And looking around as we're riding around.
[01:34:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm assuming we're selling bikes.
[01:34:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Well yeah, so there are some businesses around like basically the town square has like a bunch of like...
[01:34:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I will say like the storefronts are broken into and like the glasses the windows all broken.
[01:35:00] [SPEAKER_03]: There's some mild fire damage on the buildings and mostly most of the fire damage seems to be the cars and like outside on the street.
[01:35:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Not the actual buildings, but there are a bunch of buildings around in the seven towns where that are intact, but they're broken into.
[01:35:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Also Marcell how'd you come back from this?
[01:35:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Not quite right.
[01:35:21] [SPEAKER_01]: No, like what did you have to do to come back from this?
[01:35:24] [SPEAKER_01]: What did you experience, aka that guy that we beat the shit out of?
[01:35:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Should we worry ourselves with actually trying to bring him back from being controlled?
[01:35:34] [SPEAKER_04]: There was something in my mind.
[01:35:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Something dark, something inky.
[01:35:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Dark, inky.
[01:35:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It was trying to control me.
[01:35:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Inky sounds filth to me.
[01:35:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it felt like that.
[01:35:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean...
[01:35:50] [SPEAKER_01]: You have the shiny bright light magic, right?
[01:35:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[01:35:55] [SPEAKER_01]: You could poke him with some.
[01:35:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Poke him with the shag stick.
[01:36:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep, I'll give him my cleansing fire.
[01:36:08] [SPEAKER_03]: He just completely turned them to ash.
[01:36:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Well the good news is you perched whatever it was in out of his mind.
[01:36:16] [SPEAKER_03]: The bad news is you also perched his skin from his flesh.
[01:36:19] [SPEAKER_03]: He is now like that one guy from Haruna Kitchen.
[01:36:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Just completely devoid of skin.
[01:36:27] [SPEAKER_03]: We did for science though.
[01:36:29] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, no, so you're using some kind of...
[01:36:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Sacred Flame?
[01:36:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Would Sacred Flame burn him though?
[01:36:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Ah! See, interesting point.
[01:36:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Fifth Edition specifies when you make an attack.
[01:36:42] [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't specify that it has to be a weapon attack
[01:36:45] [SPEAKER_01]: or a ranged attack, or a physical attack
[01:36:48] [SPEAKER_01]: or a cantrip.
[01:36:50] [SPEAKER_01]: You can do non-lethal cantrips.
[01:36:54] [SPEAKER_03]: You technically do your spells as non-lethal.
[01:36:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Can I do a non-lethal shotgun blast?
[01:37:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[01:37:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Technically, you can.
[01:37:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't do this with a shot, but it's something that's not vital.
[01:37:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Blow his balls off!
[01:37:08] [SPEAKER_03]: You just racket, put a beanbag around him,
[01:37:11] [SPEAKER_01]: put a beanbag, single load it.
[01:37:14] [SPEAKER_01]: So technically, yeah, you can do
[01:37:18] [SPEAKER_01]: non-lethal cantrips.
[01:37:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I wish I knew that.
[01:37:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I would have just thrown cantrips at the guy instead of punching him.
[01:37:27] [SPEAKER_03]: So you're going to use Sacred Flame?
[01:37:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Non-lethal Sacred Flame.
[01:37:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:37:34] [SPEAKER_04]: He's going to make a DC-14 Constitution save.
[01:37:39] [SPEAKER_03]: That one.
[01:37:41] [SPEAKER_03]: So he means screaming.
[01:37:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I purge the shit out of him.
[01:37:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, he's been screaming and then...
[01:37:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Now was he just torturing him?
[01:37:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Or did he actually burn it out?
[01:37:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, as the fire eventually dissipates
[01:37:57] [SPEAKER_03]: and he starts screaming a little bit before that.
[01:38:03] [SPEAKER_03]: After the flames go out, he's like...
[01:38:05] [SPEAKER_02]: What the...
[01:38:07] [SPEAKER_03]: What was that?
[01:38:08] Oh!
[01:38:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Why am I...
[01:38:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh God, why is it hurt?
[01:38:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's going to say his balls still hurt.
[01:38:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's basically like...
[01:38:18] [SPEAKER_03]: He's not doing too good.
[01:38:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Because of how his hurts so much.
[01:38:23] [SPEAKER_03]: You may have attacked me.
[01:38:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Who are you? What? Why did you attack me?
[01:38:28] [SPEAKER_03]: What was I attacking you?
[01:38:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I want to know. Who are you?
[01:38:34] I'm...
[01:38:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Bruce Wayne.
[01:38:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm Jim Bartholomew.
[01:38:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Jimmy, tell me what happened here.
[01:38:45] [SPEAKER_01]: What's the last thing you remember?
[01:38:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I saw my phone talking to my girlfriend
[01:38:53] [SPEAKER_03]: and then that's all I remember.
[01:39:00] [SPEAKER_03]: What time is it when you...
[01:39:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like around 7.30 now, right?
[01:39:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, what?
[01:39:10] [SPEAKER_03]: It looks a little light out.
[01:39:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It was 7...
[01:39:15] [SPEAKER_03]: At night?
[01:39:16] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's not. It's morning.
[01:39:18] [SPEAKER_03]: What?
[01:39:20] [SPEAKER_03]: What's going on?
[01:39:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You just kind of like...
[01:39:22] [SPEAKER_03]: stays on the ground, almost starts holding themselves.
[01:39:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like, what's going on?
[01:39:30] [SPEAKER_01]: We should have discussed how we're going to do a cover-up situation on this.
[01:39:34] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll fix that later.
[01:39:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:39:40] [SPEAKER_01]: The government is piping something through all the electronics.
[01:39:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Jimmy, have you seen the movie, The Kingsman?
[01:39:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:39:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah?
[01:39:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Remember how...
[01:39:53] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, you remember when the bad guys activated the cell phones
[01:39:58] [SPEAKER_01]: and it made people go fucking crazy?
[01:40:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, those experiences were true?
[01:40:04] [SPEAKER_03]: The government's been doing this?
[01:40:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if it's the government or not, but 5G actually does this.
[01:40:11] [SPEAKER_02]: This is...
[01:40:12] [SPEAKER_03]: This is Bell.
[01:40:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It's all Bell and Rogers.
[01:40:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're the worst.
[01:40:19] [SPEAKER_01]: With 5G.
[01:40:22] [SPEAKER_04]: That does sound like something Rogers would do.
[01:40:25] [SPEAKER_03]: God.
[01:40:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who...
[01:40:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I could be rolling for this and he's already buying it.
[01:40:34] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just cementing.
[01:40:35] [SPEAKER_03]: He's going to cement it.
[01:40:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah. He believed me.
[01:40:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I told him that was his mom's mom.
[01:40:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Don't waste your 20.
[01:40:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
[01:40:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I gotta go tell my girlfriend.
[01:40:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I gotta tell her to stop using her phone.
[01:40:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh God.
[01:40:59] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got pants on.
[01:41:02] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just running actually for the...
[01:41:06] [SPEAKER_03]: The first story...
[01:41:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Was it the first story I had in there?
[01:41:10] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just running to the pawn shop.
[01:41:16] [SPEAKER_03]: The only fucking thing he did that has like, like, a cloak.
[01:41:20] [SPEAKER_03]: He's probably yelling at him to stay off all...
[01:41:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, don't listen to the radio or nothing.
[01:41:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Stay away from them TV signals and everything until we get this sorted out.
[01:41:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I throw him some earplugs.
[01:41:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Here, take these.
[01:41:36] [SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't catch them because he's running.
[01:41:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Pick up the earplugs, damn it.
[01:41:41] [SPEAKER_03]: What the hell is the pawn shop?
[01:41:43] [SPEAKER_03]: The pawn shop?
[01:41:45] [SPEAKER_04]: The pawn shop.
[01:41:46] [SPEAKER_04]: It'd be funny if it was a pawn shop.
[01:41:50] [SPEAKER_03]: That's where he goes to get clothes.
[01:41:52] [SPEAKER_03]: He comes out and gives suit.
[01:41:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It says there's a pawn shop but it doesn't have anything to do with it.
[01:42:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's okay, you can just say there's a pawn shop here.
[01:42:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he goes to a store that's up there that has like, clothes and stuff like that.
[01:42:12] [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't like butter.
[01:42:13] [SPEAKER_03]: He just comes out and they hand him a low shirt.
[01:42:18] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, that's what happens to the old gym bob there.
[01:42:22] [SPEAKER_03]: So what do you guys do with those?
[01:42:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so we were going to continue on towards the retirement home.
[01:42:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Yup.
[01:42:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Before hitting the radio tower.
[01:42:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Quite literally probably.
[01:42:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, probably.
[01:42:38] [SPEAKER_03]: We have rockets.
[01:42:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Very expensive, what are they, five grand each?
[01:42:43] [SPEAKER_03]: 3600.
[01:42:45] [SPEAKER_05]: No, okay.
[01:42:45] [SPEAKER_03]: We're shooting two at once.
[01:42:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Two at a time, so 7200 of each.
[01:42:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, so you guys are taking your bikes then?
[01:42:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[01:42:53] [SPEAKER_03]: So as you're heading towards the...
[01:42:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Have you seen my bike?
[01:42:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:42:57] [SPEAKER_03]: So as you're heading towards the following road,
[01:43:02] [SPEAKER_03]: you can see some signs that go like Shady Pines Rest Home,
[01:43:07] [SPEAKER_03]: or Shady Lane's Rest Home.
[01:43:08] [SPEAKER_03]: But you're driving down the main street
[01:43:12] [SPEAKER_03]: and you can actually see between some of the buildings there is like the base of the ocean.
[01:43:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Like the shore, the cove that this is named for and stuff like that.
[01:43:21] [SPEAKER_03]: A particular pleasant cove.
[01:43:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Until you get to a gap that is not supposed to be a gap there,
[01:43:31] [SPEAKER_03]: formerly there was a large, what looks like a large one-story warehouse,
[01:43:36] [SPEAKER_03]: but the building is now destroyed by what looks like some kind of explosion.
[01:43:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's still like some remaining kind of like residual like smoke trails
[01:43:45] [SPEAKER_03]: and debris everywhere around.
[01:43:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, so it was a cheese factory?
[01:43:51] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it was like a little...
[01:43:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Wrong type of debris.
[01:43:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Debris everywhere.
[01:43:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It looks like it was like an old...
[01:43:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Based on the area around it,
[01:44:01] [SPEAKER_03]: it looks like it was like an old unused or...
[01:44:03] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of the...
[01:44:04] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a bunch of smaller warehouses and stuff like that
[01:44:07] [SPEAKER_03]: or like fishing area,
[01:44:09] [SPEAKER_03]: where they process fish and stuff like that.
[01:44:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And this place is just gone.
[01:44:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a crater pretty well.
[01:44:17] [SPEAKER_03]: So, do you guys want to look into that at all or are you just going to pass it by?
[01:44:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And keep going to Shady Lane's?
[01:44:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean it's just a bunch of debris.
[01:44:28] [SPEAKER_03]: So...
[01:44:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I really don't feel like there's much to really check out here.
[01:44:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I like soup.
[01:44:36] [SPEAKER_04]: You can't have yourself...
[01:44:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I can have a wooden panel piece.
[01:44:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, sure.
[01:44:43] [SPEAKER_03]: We could call out to see if anyone is buried in there.
[01:44:47] [SPEAKER_03]: That wasn't saved because everyone was nuts.
[01:44:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever caused this explosion or whatever hit this thing
[01:44:55] [SPEAKER_03]: looked like it was pretty big.
[01:44:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It was pretty powerful.
[01:45:00] [SPEAKER_03]: In fact, it's kind of weird.
[01:45:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Not just standard like...
[01:45:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually, you're looking at this.
[01:45:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And even to a degree, you're looking at this like...
[01:45:11] [SPEAKER_04]: That looks like a J-DAMN.
[01:45:13] [SPEAKER_03]: TNT wouldn't do this.
[01:45:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Dynamite wouldn't even do this.
[01:45:16] [SPEAKER_03]: As I look in my bag at my bundle of dynamite.
[01:45:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Let alone some household chemicals or whatever this town has
[01:45:26] [SPEAKER_03]: for causing explosions and stuff like that.
[01:45:28] [SPEAKER_03]: So we're assuming someone actually nuked this from orbit?
[01:45:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Or something happened to this place.
[01:45:33] [SPEAKER_03]: But if you're just like,
[01:45:35] [SPEAKER_03]: No? Anybody other?
[01:45:38] [SPEAKER_03]: No?
[01:45:39] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all you're gonna do then.
[01:45:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all you're gonna find out about it.
[01:45:44] [SPEAKER_03]: It sounds like we should do more because he's wanting us to do more.
[01:45:48] [SPEAKER_03]: No, go bother.
[01:45:50] [SPEAKER_03]: You've made your choice.
[01:45:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, there's a road that goes slowly before...
[01:45:57] [SPEAKER_03]: After that, it turns up into what looks into the woods.
[01:46:01] [SPEAKER_03]: A little bit to a place called Shady Lane Resting Home.
[01:46:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Shady Lane Resting Home.
[01:46:11] [SPEAKER_03]: As you're approaching the parking lot area and such,
[01:46:16] [SPEAKER_03]: it looks to be like a large one-story building,
[01:46:18] [SPEAKER_03]: roughly the shape of a T,
[01:46:20] [SPEAKER_03]: each side a separate wing of the rest home.
[01:46:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's a couple of burned out cars in here as well.
[01:46:31] [SPEAKER_03]: And even a handful of bikes.
[01:46:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Not motorbikes, but bicycles.
[01:46:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so I was gonna say bicycles and such.
[01:46:41] [SPEAKER_03]: An elderly motorcycle gang.
[01:46:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, tell it.
[01:46:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And as you guys...
[01:46:45] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys can roll the list of checks.
[01:46:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the hell's waiting room.
[01:46:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, is that perception?
[01:46:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[01:46:58] [SPEAKER_01]: 22?
[01:46:59] [SPEAKER_04]: 22.
[01:47:00] [SPEAKER_04]: 10.
[01:47:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Until your wisdom goes back up.
[01:47:08] [SPEAKER_01]: 15, but I might have better.
[01:47:10] [SPEAKER_01]: No, definitely not.
[01:47:12] [SPEAKER_01]: That's a one.
[01:47:13] [SPEAKER_03]: So 15.
[01:47:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, we'll say John, you hear it.
[01:47:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Even from the parking lot.
[01:47:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just gonna take a moment to cast Mage Armor on myself.
[01:47:26] [SPEAKER_03]: No reason.
[01:47:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Just, I feel like it might be important.
[01:47:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, it lasts for a very long time.
[01:47:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And I don't wear armor.
[01:47:37] [SPEAKER_03]: That's fair.
[01:47:38] [SPEAKER_03]: So you hear in the air around here,
[01:47:42] [SPEAKER_03]: it sounds like some kind of muffled noise.
[01:47:47] Like...
[01:47:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Does it sound like there's a cuffuffle going on inside?
[01:47:51] [SPEAKER_03]: No, not a cuffuffle.
[01:47:52] [SPEAKER_03]: It sounds like something's...
[01:47:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a TV is playing.
[01:47:56] [SPEAKER_03]: And you look around, you can see off one of the wings of this building.
[01:48:03] [SPEAKER_03]: One of the windows is slightly open.
[01:48:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And you can hear some kind of garbled sound coming from inside.
[01:48:12] [SPEAKER_03]: So question.
[01:48:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Should I go weapons free on any radio or TV that I see?
[01:48:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[01:48:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Pretty much.
[01:48:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[01:48:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:48:28] [SPEAKER_01]: You got something with a suppressor?
[01:48:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I bought a suppressor for the Solar for a while ago.
[01:48:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Because we're attempting to keep low profile, right?
[01:48:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That's why I specifically made it quiet and it captures its own shells or its own brass.
[01:48:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, so you're...
[01:48:50] [SPEAKER_03]: You're walking in, so you're approaching the window where you're hearing that broadcast all over?
[01:48:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[01:48:56] [SPEAKER_03]: And now I'm just going to look through the window.
[01:48:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll the stealth check.
[01:49:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Stealth.
[01:49:03] [SPEAKER_01]: There it is.
[01:49:09] [SPEAKER_01]: 23.
[01:49:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:49:11] [SPEAKER_03]: 23, you are silent as the night.
[01:49:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Technically a gunman.
[01:49:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't have a bat.
[01:49:22] [SPEAKER_03]: As you're approaching, by the way, you do spot in a bush nearby a dead body in the bushes.
[01:49:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[01:49:35] [SPEAKER_03]: That could be a male probably in their 30s.
[01:49:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Nasty blow to the head.
[01:49:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Brains are leaking out.
[01:49:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Like bludgeoning hit to the head?
[01:49:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:49:47] [SPEAKER_03]: So if you have to guess by the imprint.
[01:49:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:49:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And they are gripping a cell phone but it is broken.
[01:49:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:49:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And as you get...
[01:50:00] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what you see, just in the bushes near the window.
[01:50:03] [SPEAKER_01]: So it looks like there might be survivors here?
[01:50:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And as you look inside, there is a congregation of about a dozen elderly
[01:50:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and teenagers and a few adults, like middle-aged adults.
[01:50:23] [SPEAKER_03]: All sitting in chairs that have been kind of pulled up from like,
[01:50:28] [SPEAKER_03]: it looks like a cafeteria area that you're looking into.
[01:50:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're all just staring at the TV screen that has this frackling image
[01:50:33] [SPEAKER_03]: and broadcasting something that's not broke so we'll say...
[01:50:36] [SPEAKER_03]: God damn it.
[01:50:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Can I say as I'm going up, I would be seeing the people first
[01:50:48] [SPEAKER_03]: and I'd be telling my...
[01:50:49] [SPEAKER_03]: You're hearing the sound though.
[01:50:50] [SPEAKER_03]: You're hearing the...
[01:50:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, fine.
[01:50:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you get earplugs in?
[01:50:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I handed everything in.
[01:50:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I handed everyone.
[01:50:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Roll advantage.
[01:51:01] [SPEAKER_03]: It's better.
[01:51:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Will?
[01:51:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:51:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Was them rather?
[01:51:05] [SPEAKER_03]: 15?
[01:51:06] [SPEAKER_03]: 15? Okay.
[01:51:07] [SPEAKER_03]: You're going to be taking disadvantage for a short while.
[01:51:11] [SPEAKER_03]: But as it just...
[01:51:12] [SPEAKER_03]: You like have to look back.
[01:51:13] [SPEAKER_03]: You look away as you see the frackling.
[01:51:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh shit.
[01:51:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's just still in your...
[01:51:18] [SPEAKER_03]: As soon as you close your eyes, you're still seeing it.
[01:51:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like...
[01:51:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like when you stare at a bright light.
[01:51:22] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like you stare at the sun for too long,
[01:51:24] [SPEAKER_03]: but you only stared at that thing for an instant.
[01:51:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It's already burned into your retina.
[01:51:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And you can hear it kind of draining in your head,
[01:51:31] [SPEAKER_03]: but it's just annoying.
[01:51:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like an annoying cicada or buzzing kind of sound.
[01:51:38] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's not those sounds.
[01:51:39] [SPEAKER_03]: You can't describe it.
[01:51:41] [SPEAKER_03]: It hurts to even think about what the hell are you trying to describe?
[01:51:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:51:47] [SPEAKER_03]: See, I'll flail away from the window and be like...
[01:51:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you back up a bit.
[01:51:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And you don't really...
[01:51:52] [SPEAKER_03]: At no point did they seem to react to your noise.
[01:51:57] [SPEAKER_03]: They're just all them staring,
[01:51:59] [SPEAKER_03]: just looking out at this thing.
[01:52:01] [SPEAKER_03]: They all seem to have smiles on their faces
[01:52:03] [SPEAKER_03]: almost like they're in bliss.
[01:52:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:52:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I saw a dozen of them in there.
[01:52:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Elderly and non-elderly.
[01:52:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And they were all watching TV and out of my head.
[01:52:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me creep up and close that window.
[01:52:18] [SPEAKER_03]: You no longer hear the sound.
[01:52:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[01:52:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Also, there's a dead body there.
[01:52:24] [SPEAKER_03]: So there might be a survivor out here that's trying to survive.
[01:52:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:52:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's use grenades.
[01:52:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean we could take them all out with a grenade,
[01:52:36] [SPEAKER_01]: but they're all people that are savable through your radiant damage.
[01:52:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Is there windows down into the basement?
[01:52:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Why is the power still on?
[01:52:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'd say there would be.
[01:52:52] [SPEAKER_03]: There's windows to the basement.
[01:52:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Why wouldn't the power still be on?
[01:52:56] [SPEAKER_01]: That's actually what I'm trying to address.
[01:52:58] [SPEAKER_01]: So if there's a window down into the basement,
[01:53:00] [SPEAKER_01]: you're going to take a look through that window.
[01:53:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:53:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Cutting the power right now would be a bad idea
[01:53:06] [SPEAKER_03]: if that's what you're trying to do.
[01:53:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Why?
[01:53:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Because all of them would get angry.
[01:53:11] [SPEAKER_01]: They got angry.
[01:53:12] [SPEAKER_01]: The one got angry at you because you obviously destroyed his phone.
[01:53:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:53:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm talking about going into the utility room
[01:53:21] [SPEAKER_01]: and just shutting off the main power.
[01:53:23] [SPEAKER_03]: So the worst thing they're going to do is like,
[01:53:25] [SPEAKER_03]: attack the TV or something.
[01:53:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
[01:53:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Or go run to the Hydra.
[01:53:30] [SPEAKER_01]: No.
[01:53:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Go run to Hydra one.
[01:53:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[01:53:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really know.
[01:53:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I just know that we shouldn't be looking or eliciting.
[01:53:39] [SPEAKER_01]: No.
[01:53:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry to change the stuff here.
[01:53:45] [SPEAKER_03]: So you check through the window and into the basement?
[01:53:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[01:53:51] [SPEAKER_03]: You see...
[01:53:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Hasn't added anything in the basement.
[01:53:55] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[01:53:56] [SPEAKER_03]: You see a couple bodies.
[01:54:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty nasty head trauma.
[01:54:04] [SPEAKER_03]: A couple of elderly, mostly elderly people dead on the ground.
[01:54:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And there is...
[01:54:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually, Rolly's stuff, Jack.
[01:54:17] [SPEAKER_01]: That is not a good roll from...
[01:54:19] [SPEAKER_03]: 32.
[01:54:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I rolled a 12.
[01:54:24] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a roll for...
[01:54:25] [SPEAKER_01]: That's not bad.
[01:54:27] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I don't get much in the way of bonuses.
[01:54:29] [SPEAKER_01]: So that takes me to 15.
[01:54:31] [SPEAKER_01]: 15?
[01:54:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:54:34] [SPEAKER_03]: You see...
[01:54:34] [SPEAKER_03]: There is the...
[01:54:37] [SPEAKER_03]: There is a woman with a bloody sledgehammer
[01:54:40] [SPEAKER_03]: in the corner, just kind of kneeled down
[01:54:42] [SPEAKER_03]: and like drinking some water
[01:54:44] [SPEAKER_03]: and having a granola of water.
[01:54:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And just kind of like looking around frantically.
[01:54:50] Like...
[01:54:50] [SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't...
[01:54:52] [SPEAKER_03]: She looks like she's in a...
[01:54:53] [SPEAKER_03]: She's panicked, but it looks like she...
[01:54:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, you can't even raise her up the situation.
[01:54:58] [SPEAKER_03]: She might have just done all that to those people.
[01:55:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But she seems more...
[01:55:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll an insight.
[01:55:04] [SPEAKER_03]: On her.
[01:55:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm going to put this into the insight.
[01:55:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to add 7 to this roll.
[01:55:15] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's done.
[01:55:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, you mean about there?
[01:55:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, 24.
[01:55:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:55:38] [SPEAKER_03]: So she has a camera around her neck.
[01:55:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a nice digital camera
[01:55:43] [SPEAKER_03]: amidst all the other...
[01:55:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Like much the bloody clothing
[01:55:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and like the sledgehammer next to her.
[01:55:49] [SPEAKER_03]: She looks more scared
[01:55:51] [SPEAKER_03]: than...
[01:55:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Than anything else.
[01:55:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, she looks exhausted and scared.
[01:55:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay?
[01:55:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, but she...
[01:56:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:56:02] [SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't seem as mad at the other...
[01:56:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Or in a daze or anything like that.
[01:56:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Or you also don't see...
[01:56:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, she's a little far away,
[01:56:09] [SPEAKER_03]: like just a far corner.
[01:56:10] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't see any black veins or anything like that.
[01:56:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Are there any hedges nearby?
[01:56:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, there's like...
[01:56:17] [SPEAKER_03]: There's bushes lying in the...
[01:56:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, great.
[01:56:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Great.
[01:56:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, is there a breaker
[01:56:23] [SPEAKER_03]: or fuse panel in that room?
[01:56:26] [SPEAKER_03]: In the basin?
[01:56:27] [SPEAKER_03]: In the room that she's in.
[01:56:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[01:56:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, like...
[01:56:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Half between her and you basically.
[01:56:32] [SPEAKER_03]: They go on and on.
[01:56:33] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a breaker on the wall.
[01:56:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I'm going to use Mage Hand
[01:56:36] [SPEAKER_03]: and pull the main breaker.
[01:56:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:56:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Is Mage Hand visible?
[01:56:42] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it doesn't.
[01:56:44] [SPEAKER_03]: So the breaker goes off,
[01:56:46] [SPEAKER_03]: the power goes off.
[01:56:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And you guys just hear muffled screaming.
[01:56:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Not just from the cafeteria,
[01:56:53] [SPEAKER_03]: but from several other rooms in the...
[01:56:56] [SPEAKER_03]: In the...
[01:56:56] [SPEAKER_03]: In the...
[01:56:57] [SPEAKER_03]: So just wailing.
[01:56:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Just horrible human misery wailing.
[01:57:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And people start moving.
[01:57:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:57:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to jump behind the hedge
[01:57:14] [SPEAKER_01]: and then I'm going to turn into a doe.
[01:57:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:57:19] Nice...
[01:57:20] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a non-threatening,
[01:57:22] [SPEAKER_01]: but also not in...
[01:57:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Gold Retriever.
[01:57:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Gold Retriever.
[01:57:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll turn into a nice fluffy gold retriever.
[01:57:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Non-threatening gold retriever.
[01:57:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[01:57:31] [SPEAKER_03]: And I can't stand.
[01:57:32] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I'm going to go through the window.
[01:57:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:57:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Into the room with the girl with the sledgehammer.
[01:57:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I was just gonna say,
[01:57:40] [SPEAKER_03]: like, shouldn't we snuck her out first
[01:57:41] [SPEAKER_03]: if she's friendly?
[01:57:44] Because...
[01:57:44] [SPEAKER_03]: You technically made it a hard mode to escape now.
[01:57:46] [SPEAKER_01]: But I can't cast spells in an animal form.
[01:57:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but we didn't necessarily need to...
[01:57:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It's fine.
[01:57:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Animal form wasn't necessary to talk to her,
[01:57:58] [SPEAKER_03]: as I'm saying,
[01:57:59] [SPEAKER_03]: because I'm sure she would love to hear her...
[01:58:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Questionable.
[01:58:02] [SPEAKER_03]: We don't know for certain that she's unaffected.
[01:58:04] [SPEAKER_03]: We just believe that she's unaffected.
[01:58:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[01:58:07] [SPEAKER_03]: She, as soon as she sees you,
[01:58:08] [SPEAKER_03]: come out and says,
[01:58:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Nice doggy.
[01:58:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Nice pooch.
[01:58:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Nice pooch.
[01:58:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't be one of them.
[01:58:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't be...
[01:58:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Please don't be effective.
[01:58:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Please don't be effective.
[01:58:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Brance up close, whole blood,
[01:58:21] [SPEAKER_03]: wagging tail,
[01:58:22] [SPEAKER_03]: She has the sledgehammer in hand,
[01:58:24] [SPEAKER_03]: but she's not going to...
[01:58:26] [SPEAKER_03]: She's hesitant to use it.
[01:58:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Because she seems to not want to hurt a dog
[01:58:32] [SPEAKER_03]: if it's not going to attack.
[01:58:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And you're coming non-aggressively to order.
[01:58:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Please stay back.
[01:58:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Stay back.
[01:58:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Put up her smell.
[01:58:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I assume she's terrified.
[01:58:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yes, she's.
[01:58:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[01:58:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Again, once I get close,
[01:58:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to drop to my belly,
[01:58:47] [SPEAKER_01]: roll onto my back,
[01:58:50] [SPEAKER_01]: expose me for some belly rubs.
[01:58:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll diplomacy?
[01:58:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Persuasion?
[01:59:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[01:59:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[01:59:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm good at persuasion.
[01:59:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Mary does a lot of the talking,
[01:59:15] [SPEAKER_01]: but I guess technically I am face-man.
[01:59:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there you are.
[01:59:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I suppose she better than you as a person.
[01:59:25] Yeah, that's true.
[01:59:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it depends on the situation,
[01:59:29] [SPEAKER_03]: but yeah, in general,
[01:59:31] [SPEAKER_03]: that'll be a 19.
[01:59:32] [SPEAKER_03]: A 19?
[01:59:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she tentatively comes up to say,
[01:59:37] [SPEAKER_02]: okay, nice dog, yeah.
[01:59:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You're going to help me get out of here, buddy?
[01:59:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You're going to like be my friend
[01:59:43] [SPEAKER_03]: and help me get out of this madness?
[01:59:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep, and roll over, jump up,
[01:59:48] [SPEAKER_03]: make it quite...
[01:59:50] [SPEAKER_03]: at her, wag my tail,
[01:59:52] [SPEAKER_03]: and then head towards the window
[01:59:53] [SPEAKER_03]: and do the whole pointer thing in point.
[01:59:56] [SPEAKER_03]: And as you're doing this,
[01:59:58] [SPEAKER_03]: you also hear something starts banging
[02:00:00] [SPEAKER_03]: at the door to the basement.
[02:00:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay?
[02:00:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Like lots of the...
[02:00:06] [SPEAKER_03]: it's still the wailing in a muffle
[02:00:07] [SPEAKER_03]: by the door and so on.
[02:00:08] [SPEAKER_03]: So honestly, it seemed to be wanting to get down here.
[02:00:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I saw what he's doing,
[02:00:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm assuming I'm going to,
[02:00:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I would like play into it and be like,
[02:00:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Jacob, where'd you go, boy?
[02:00:21] [SPEAKER_03]: From outside, yeah.
[02:00:25] [SPEAKER_03]: She seems something like...
[02:00:27] [SPEAKER_03]: as soon as she hears that though,
[02:00:28] [SPEAKER_03]: she's like,
[02:00:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to make her roll in.
[02:00:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to make her roll in.
[02:00:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Hello?
[02:00:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Someone down there?
[02:00:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you infected?
[02:00:47] [SPEAKER_03]: No, are you?
[02:00:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Keep your fucking voice down!
[02:00:50] [SPEAKER_03]: No, are you?
[02:00:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, no, I'm not infected.
[02:00:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Help me out!
[02:01:00] [SPEAKER_03]: She runs for the window
[02:01:02] [SPEAKER_03]: and tries to help you out.
[02:01:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And you can hear the banging
[02:01:06] [SPEAKER_03]: is getting more intense.
[02:01:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And you're actually hearing
[02:01:08] [SPEAKER_03]: some weird sickening crunching sound
[02:01:10] [SPEAKER_03]: as well as the door's crunching.
[02:01:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And eventually...
[02:01:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Reach down there and help her out.
[02:01:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll up.
[02:01:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Is there anything in the room
[02:01:19] [SPEAKER_03]: to reinforce the door with?
[02:01:21] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a couple of metal chairs,
[02:01:22] [SPEAKER_03]: like foldable ones.
[02:01:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the dog going to unfold a chair.
[02:01:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, mad metal folding chairs
[02:01:29] [SPEAKER_03]: and there's a couple of boxes.
[02:01:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Just some boxes.
[02:01:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Am I still taking disadvantage?
[02:01:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I can take some skits.
[02:01:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, some flats and pounce.
[02:01:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Am I still taking disadvantage?
[02:01:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:01:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to drag off her whatever I can
[02:01:44] [SPEAKER_01]: as a dog.
[02:01:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just laying it for her.
[02:01:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And you can actually see blood
[02:01:49] [SPEAKER_03]: starting to ooze underneath her.
[02:01:51] [SPEAKER_03]: What am I rolling, athletics?
[02:01:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, athletics.
[02:01:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:01:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically help her out.
[02:01:56] [SPEAKER_03]: 22.
[02:01:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you...
[02:01:58] [SPEAKER_03]: She is out the door.
[02:02:00] [SPEAKER_03]: She's out the window.
[02:02:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright.
[02:02:02] [SPEAKER_03]: This is like, oh thank God.
[02:02:03] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not one of them.
[02:02:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Give him a bit.
[02:02:05] [SPEAKER_03]: We just got here.
[02:02:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you have any electronic stuff?
[02:02:08] [SPEAKER_03]: We shut it off already.
[02:02:09] [SPEAKER_03]: We saw what's happening.
[02:02:10] Oh my God.
[02:02:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Jacob, come here.
[02:02:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you with the RNC?
[02:02:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, who are you with?
[02:02:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[02:02:20] [SPEAKER_03]: The Royal Naval Naval Naval.
[02:02:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll persuasion.
[02:02:23] [SPEAKER_03]: To like, to my legs.
[02:02:24] [SPEAKER_03]: To my legs.
[02:02:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, when you say yes.
[02:02:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Aw, I'll fuck that one.
[02:02:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:02:32] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to do it like, yeah.
[02:02:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, totally.
[02:02:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Come here, buddy.
[02:02:37] [SPEAKER_03]: She like holds her sledgehammer.
[02:02:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:02:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
[02:02:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, the dog's the faceband.
[02:02:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, really.
[02:02:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I walk up.
[02:02:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:02:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Do you want some earplugs?
[02:02:52] [SPEAKER_03]: She starts, I'm trying to like,
[02:02:54] [SPEAKER_03]: speed walk away from you guys.
[02:02:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's fine.
[02:02:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, you ruled that one.
[02:02:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I know, I know.
[02:02:59] [SPEAKER_03]: She's like, are these guys,
[02:03:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I can trust them.
[02:03:02] [SPEAKER_03]: So she's keeping an eye on you guys,
[02:03:03] [SPEAKER_03]: but also like,
[02:03:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just trying to get away from you guys.
[02:03:05] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like.
[02:03:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Look, where are you going?
[02:03:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Get the fuck out of here.
[02:03:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, fair.
[02:03:09] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not going to do better by yourself.
[02:03:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[02:03:12] [SPEAKER_03]: You sure?
[02:03:13] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[02:03:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you?
[02:03:14] [SPEAKER_03]: You're wrong.
[02:03:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[02:03:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Not, ah, that's not 20.
[02:03:24] [SPEAKER_03]: But, persuasion?
[02:03:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:03:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:03:28] [SPEAKER_03]: 7.
[02:03:32] [SPEAKER_03]: She stops, but she doesn't go forward.
[02:03:34] [SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't go back to you guys,
[02:03:36] [SPEAKER_03]: or she doesn't go away from you guys.
[02:03:37] [SPEAKER_03]: She's kind of conflicted.
[02:03:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Meanwhile, in the basement.
[02:03:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Meanwhile.
[02:03:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Meanwhile.
[02:03:42] [SPEAKER_03]: It's breaking down even with the skins and stuff like that.
[02:03:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I was putting my hand on a window
[02:03:46] [SPEAKER_01]: and bark a couple of times.
[02:03:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was trying to convince her to stay.
[02:03:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I had my hands down for a dog out.
[02:03:53] Go on, Alex.
[02:03:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[02:03:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Disavantage.
[02:03:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Basically, I don't weigh much.
[02:03:57] [SPEAKER_01]: No, you don't.
[02:04:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my.
[02:04:01] [SPEAKER_03]: 60 pounds.
[02:04:02] [SPEAKER_01]: That's 13?
[02:04:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That's enough.
[02:04:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:04:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you magic at the dog out
[02:04:08] [SPEAKER_03]: and as the door breaks open
[02:04:10] [SPEAKER_03]: and the wailing people are coming in
[02:04:14] [SPEAKER_03]: and bloodied and broken.
[02:04:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And a couple of them topple,
[02:04:18] [SPEAKER_03]: the ones that are in front topple
[02:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: down the little steps
[02:04:22] [SPEAKER_03]: and they crush to it.
[02:04:24] [SPEAKER_03]: They basically just die
[02:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: from the small mob that comes out
[02:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: or comes piling in here
[02:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: to find the power.
[02:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Find the power.
[02:04:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Find the power.
[02:04:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're all just looking for the power.
[02:04:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's smart.
[02:04:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:04:38] [SPEAKER_03]: They, um,
[02:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: actually,
[02:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: sorry.
[02:04:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[02:04:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Power lines here.
[02:04:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Are they underground or are they
[02:04:49] [SPEAKER_01]: strung up?
[02:04:49] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a small town.
[02:04:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a small town so they'd be power lines.
[02:04:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Like a body of I would think.
[02:04:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Fantastic.
[02:04:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to run to the fifth pole,
[02:04:59] [SPEAKER_01]: hydro pole,
[02:05:00] [SPEAKER_01]: and I'm going to paw at it
[02:05:01] [SPEAKER_01]: and cry a few times
[02:05:02] [SPEAKER_01]: and look at you guys expectantly.
[02:05:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Check.
[02:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[02:05:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[02:05:07] [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good.
[02:05:07] [SPEAKER_03]: As you call it, everybody roll me
[02:05:10] [SPEAKER_03]: perception test.
[02:05:13] [SPEAKER_03]: About to leave the window for the
[02:05:17] [SPEAKER_03]: five.
[02:05:21] [SPEAKER_03]: 13.
[02:05:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:05:25] [SPEAKER_03]: You got it.
[02:05:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:05:27] [SPEAKER_03]: As you're a 17.
[02:05:28] [SPEAKER_03]: 17.
[02:05:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:05:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:05:29] [SPEAKER_03]: As you're what leaving the window
[02:05:31] [SPEAKER_03]: and like leaving the basement area,
[02:05:33] [SPEAKER_03]: like they're shouting,
[02:05:34] [SPEAKER_03]: they're crying out.
[02:05:35] [SPEAKER_03]: You do hear John said
[02:05:38] [SPEAKER_03]: John said the power will bring back the light.
[02:05:40] [SPEAKER_03]: John said the power will bring back the light.
[02:05:42] [SPEAKER_03]: John, John, John.
[02:05:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And they start like kind of like
[02:05:46] [SPEAKER_03]: almost mantraing that name.
[02:05:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't say shit.
[02:05:50] [SPEAKER_03]: What?
[02:05:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that what I hear from the dog?
[02:05:52] [SPEAKER_03]: He's going to wait until you get to the
[02:05:54] [SPEAKER_03]: to the power pole and actually
[02:05:57] [SPEAKER_03]: at this point the lady comes running over
[02:05:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and it's like,
[02:06:00] [SPEAKER_03]: it's a pretty smart fucking dog.
[02:06:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:06:02] [SPEAKER_01]: He's the goodest boy.
[02:06:03] [SPEAKER_03]: But once we get the power,
[02:06:05] [SPEAKER_03]: like they're going to just try and
[02:06:07] [SPEAKER_03]: they're going to start like leaving the building.
[02:06:09] [SPEAKER_03]: They're going to start going out.
[02:06:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, honestly, it might be safer to keep them in there for now
[02:06:12] [SPEAKER_03]: until we figure what's going on.
[02:06:13] [SPEAKER_03]: What's your name by the way?
[02:06:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Sharon, Sharon Seda.
[02:06:16] [SPEAKER_03]: John.
[02:06:17] [SPEAKER_03]: John, dear, no relation.
[02:06:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:06:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:06:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:06:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:06:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I was,
[02:06:26] [SPEAKER_03]: so you know she's a middle-aged woman looks like
[02:06:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:06:29] [SPEAKER_03]: 30s or 40s.
[02:06:32] [SPEAKER_03]: And yeah,
[02:06:33] [SPEAKER_03]: she's just like,
[02:06:34] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah,
[02:06:36] [SPEAKER_03]: we should get out of here.
[02:06:38] [SPEAKER_03]: This has been a really hectic couple of hours.
[02:06:41] [SPEAKER_03]: How long has this been going on for?
[02:06:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Since last night probably around like seven or eight.
[02:06:46] [SPEAKER_03]: That's when the signal happened.
[02:06:47] [SPEAKER_03]: When the signal happened.
[02:06:50] [SPEAKER_03]: But we can't stay here.
[02:06:51] [SPEAKER_03]: We can't stay open.
[02:06:52] [SPEAKER_03]: They could be anywhere.
[02:06:54] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not just the,
[02:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: these aren't the only ones.
[02:06:57] [SPEAKER_03]: There's other ones and they're more dangerous.
[02:06:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you notice someplace safe?
[02:07:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Away from town maybe?
[02:07:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Or like, oh,
[02:07:04] [SPEAKER_03]: hang on.
[02:07:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Um,
[02:07:06] [SPEAKER_03]: second one.
[02:07:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll be right here.
[02:07:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Um,
[02:07:19] [SPEAKER_03]: like maybe,
[02:07:20] [SPEAKER_03]: maybe the canoe rental place down the way.
[02:07:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not in town and it's kind of out of the way.
[02:07:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It's near the water.
[02:07:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Fair enough.
[02:07:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah,
[02:07:31] [SPEAKER_03]: that would probably be the best place to look for,
[02:07:35] [SPEAKER_03]: to figure out things out.
[02:07:36] [SPEAKER_03]: But you don't want to go near the,
[02:07:39] [SPEAKER_03]: the trailer park down the road.
[02:07:42] [SPEAKER_03]: There's two psychos there that just like claimed it as their own.
[02:07:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Are they not quote unquote zombies?
[02:07:51] [SPEAKER_03]: it's not.
[02:07:53] [SPEAKER_03]: They're,
[02:07:54] [SPEAKER_03]: they're like them but they're different.
[02:07:57] [SPEAKER_03]: They act different.
[02:07:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It's really weird.
[02:08:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're being puppeted.
[02:08:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever the hell is going on now.
[02:08:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll call them zombies.
[02:08:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I can use the Zed word if I want.
[02:08:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's those guys,
[02:08:08] [SPEAKER_03]: they're kind of like zombies.
[02:08:09] [SPEAKER_03]: They just smile and listen to it.
[02:08:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:08:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And enjoy it.
[02:08:16] [SPEAKER_03]: But there's other people in the town
[02:08:18] [SPEAKER_03]: that react differently to it.
[02:08:20] [SPEAKER_03]: We need to get,
[02:08:21] [SPEAKER_03]: let's get to the kayak rental.
[02:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's go.
[02:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Or are we doing something else?
[02:08:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's go.
[02:08:28] [SPEAKER_03]: No, we can go.
[02:08:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, you guys.
[02:08:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Stun grenade?
[02:08:32] [SPEAKER_03]: On the hill.
[02:08:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Is your friend okay?
[02:08:33] [SPEAKER_03]: On the zombies.
[02:08:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, they're not going to come after us right now.
[02:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:08:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry.
[02:08:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure you'll be able to use that.
[02:08:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Am I back of full intelligence yet?
[02:08:43] [SPEAKER_03]: To make my canary.
[02:08:44] [SPEAKER_03]: To land on her shoulder.
[02:08:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like hop around a few times.
[02:08:49] [SPEAKER_01]: The fuck?
[02:08:50] [SPEAKER_01]: And then the canary is going to fly to my motorcycle.
[02:08:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[02:08:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Land on the seat.
[02:08:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Interpreter a bunch.
[02:08:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Not the weirdest thing I've seen in the last few hours.
[02:09:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:09:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:09:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[02:09:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she hopefully knows how to ride a motorcycle.
[02:09:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That's fine though.
[02:09:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm actually going to roll for it.
[02:09:10] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys are going to have to drive pretty slow.
[02:09:12] [SPEAKER_03]: That's fine.
[02:09:13] [SPEAKER_03]: She's driving.
[02:09:13] [SPEAKER_03]: She knows that.
[02:09:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you guys.
[02:09:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Possibly.
[02:09:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my dinky little 450.
[02:09:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah.
[02:09:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:09:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:09:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so you guys get to the,
[02:09:34] [SPEAKER_03]: she leads you to the area.
[02:09:36] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys kind of get away from the whaling in the moment.
[02:09:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And eventually it kind of like peters out off in the distance.
[02:09:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And you follow the road down to the,
[02:09:47] [SPEAKER_03]: closer to the shoreline of the harbor area.
[02:09:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And you see this large wooden two-story building.
[02:09:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And on the side,
[02:09:56] [SPEAKER_03]: like on the outside there's just like a ton of like kayaks on
[02:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: racks and stuff like that.
[02:10:00] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like very rustic looking sort of thing.
[02:10:02] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's an advertisement.
[02:10:03] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like Robbins River and Coastal Kayaking Rantles.
[02:10:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it's even got a fucking like Robin like bird,
[02:10:13] [SPEAKER_03]: like mascot kind of character on the design.
[02:10:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, this place seems to be pretty quiet.
[02:10:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it's probably one of the more quiet places in town.
[02:10:25] [SPEAKER_03]: So she's going to go for the door.
[02:10:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you guys doing anything?
[02:10:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you want to roll insight?
[02:10:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's go first.
[02:10:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually, you've been through enough.
[02:10:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Roll perceptions.
[02:10:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:10:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Nope.
[02:10:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:10:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Nine.
[02:10:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:10:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Doggo.
[02:10:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to perceive?
[02:10:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm working on it.
[02:10:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh right.
[02:10:53] [SPEAKER_03]: 15.
[02:10:54] [SPEAKER_03]: 15?
[02:10:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:10:56] [SPEAKER_03]: You see in the window of the, it's dark inside,
[02:11:01] [SPEAKER_03]: but you see a movement in the window.
[02:11:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to...
[02:11:05] [SPEAKER_01]: She's about to open the door.
[02:11:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Using his dog.
[02:11:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Blossom between her and the door.
[02:11:12] [SPEAKER_01]: What?
[02:11:12] [SPEAKER_01]: And growl at the door.
[02:11:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Using his doggo senses with his ears.
[02:11:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Can he hear radio transmissions or anything?
[02:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: No, but no radio transmissions.
[02:11:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:11:21] [SPEAKER_03]: But you, yeah.
[02:11:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she's a, she looks at you guys like
[02:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: There's something in there.
[02:11:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Doggo says I go first.
[02:11:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's check it out then.
[02:11:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:11:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I got my riot shield out, my great hammer,
[02:11:38] [SPEAKER_04]: and then I go and open the door.
[02:11:41] Ka-blam!
[02:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Good call.
[02:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: As a shotgun goes, uh, fires pellets
[02:11:47] [SPEAKER_03]: on against your riot shield.
[02:11:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like,
[02:11:52] [SPEAKER_02]: You damn dirty apes.
[02:11:54] [SPEAKER_02]: You won't get me.
[02:11:55] [SPEAKER_02]: No.
[02:11:55] [SPEAKER_02]: No one's getting me.
[02:11:56] [SPEAKER_02]: This whole world's gonna fucking burn.
[02:11:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Bang!
[02:11:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Fires the second self, oh.
[02:12:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Whoa, whoa.
[02:12:03] [SPEAKER_03]: We're friendlies here.
[02:12:04] [SPEAKER_03]: What are you doing?
[02:12:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Does he have the eyes?
[02:12:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah.
[02:12:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Black veins in his eyes.
[02:12:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[02:12:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:12:10] [SPEAKER_01]: These zombies are weird.
[02:12:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's got like just like gritting his teeth
[02:12:14] [SPEAKER_03]: and just like,
[02:12:15] [SPEAKER_03]: just like trying to get his,
[02:12:17] [SPEAKER_03]: trying to load up his gun again.
[02:12:19] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got a dual,
[02:12:19] [SPEAKER_03]: like a double barrel shotgun.
[02:12:21] [SPEAKER_04]: A secret fling.
[02:12:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Like how much your accents change
[02:12:27] [SPEAKER_03]: just from this little.
[02:12:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I just, all I can think of is,
[02:12:30] [SPEAKER_03]: is poor sand,
[02:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: is little sandals from,
[02:12:33] [SPEAKER_03]: from Dragon Age.
[02:12:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
[02:12:38] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[02:12:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so secret fling?
[02:12:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:12:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm probably pushing her aside anyways
[02:12:42] [SPEAKER_03]: because there's a shotgun,
[02:12:44] [SPEAKER_03]: so maybe she's not witnessing this.
[02:12:45] [SPEAKER_04]: DC-16 Constitution save.
[02:12:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:12:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh shit.
[02:12:50] [SPEAKER_03]: 19.
[02:12:51] [SPEAKER_03]: 19.
[02:12:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, 19.
[02:12:55] [SPEAKER_03]: So he's just like,
[02:12:56] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like,
[02:12:57] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like,
[02:12:57] [SPEAKER_03]: it's sort of like hissing
[02:12:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and like he just,
[02:13:01] [SPEAKER_03]: tries to,
[02:13:01] [SPEAKER_03]: he actually just like runs backward
[02:13:03] [SPEAKER_03]: and just like dives,
[02:13:04] [SPEAKER_03]: defenestrates through another window.
[02:13:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Outside?
[02:13:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:13:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:13:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And begins just kind of like
[02:13:10] [SPEAKER_03]: puffing it for like,
[02:13:13] [SPEAKER_03]: out to like another,
[02:13:14] [SPEAKER_03]: not the,
[02:13:15] [SPEAKER_03]: but part of the beach,
[02:13:16] [SPEAKER_03]: but also like part of one of the other buildings nearby.
[02:13:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:13:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a shed or something like that.
[02:13:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to run around the side
[02:13:21] [SPEAKER_03]: and see if I can get Lana's side on him running.
[02:13:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can,
[02:13:24] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah he's about 40 feet away now.
[02:13:26] [SPEAKER_03]: That goes a jerk.
[02:13:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he really is.
[02:13:29] [SPEAKER_03]: It's time to get around
[02:13:29] [SPEAKER_01]: where you like jumped out and stuff.
[02:13:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:13:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna,
[02:13:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna chase after him
[02:13:35] [SPEAKER_01]: straight through the window.
[02:13:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:13:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Full dog of torpedo.
[02:13:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[02:13:40] [SPEAKER_04]: You're on either side.
[02:13:41] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't have to go through the window.
[02:13:42] [SPEAKER_04]: They went through the door
[02:13:43] [SPEAKER_03]: and they opened the door.
[02:13:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Ran inside after him
[02:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: and chased him.
[02:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[02:13:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Directly.
[02:13:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:13:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I can outpace a man.
[02:13:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[02:13:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Right, well if you're going to
[02:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: tackle him around it,
[02:13:52] [SPEAKER_03]: roll the deck.
[02:13:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to trip.
[02:13:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:13:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go for the lay.
[02:13:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you yourself are not tripping.
[02:13:59] [SPEAKER_01]: You were attempting to cause a trip.
[02:14:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[02:14:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I see.
[02:14:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Can you straight you trip?
[02:14:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[02:14:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[02:14:10] [SPEAKER_03]: 13 and...
[02:14:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh shit.
[02:14:12] [SPEAKER_03]: What was the,
[02:14:12] [SPEAKER_03]: what's the health on your
[02:14:13] [SPEAKER_03]: fucking shield on that riot shield?
[02:14:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Because that technically
[02:14:16] [SPEAKER_03]: they don't have...
[02:14:18] [SPEAKER_03]: The shotgun was in like 2D8.
[02:14:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't...
[02:14:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Correct me if I'm wrong,
[02:14:22] [SPEAKER_03]: but I don't believe the shields
[02:14:23] [SPEAKER_03]: have a health bar.
[02:14:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:14:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It just adds to your AC.
[02:14:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:14:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And like in this situation,
[02:14:28] [SPEAKER_03]: it's just like narratively
[02:14:30] [SPEAKER_03]: does that stop that type of hold?
[02:14:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like it would.
[02:14:33] [SPEAKER_01]: If he's prepped for it.
[02:14:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm literally shield first
[02:14:36] [SPEAKER_04]: through the door.
[02:14:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[02:14:39] [SPEAKER_03]: 17 to hit.
[02:14:41] [SPEAKER_03]: 17 to hit?
[02:14:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That hits.
[02:14:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Like I think the worst
[02:14:44] [SPEAKER_03]: that you could do is like
[02:14:44] [SPEAKER_03]: make you roll a constitution
[02:14:46] [SPEAKER_03]: statement the way you fall down
[02:14:47] [SPEAKER_03]: depending on what he's shooting.
[02:14:49] [SPEAKER_03]: If it's bird shot, you're fine.
[02:14:51] [SPEAKER_01]: That is going to be...
[02:14:53] [SPEAKER_01]: And personally I think you should do it
[02:14:54] [SPEAKER_01]: at disadvantage because
[02:14:55] [SPEAKER_03]: he's running away but...
[02:14:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:15:00] [SPEAKER_03]: 7.
[02:15:02] [SPEAKER_03]: DC is 11.
[02:15:04] [SPEAKER_03]: So that knocks him pro.
[02:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright.
[02:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: He's down the ground.
[02:15:07] [SPEAKER_03]: His shotgun is slightly off to the side.
[02:15:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll go with him grabbing range of the need suit
[02:15:13] [SPEAKER_03]: but yeah.
[02:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Because he didn't like skitter away
[02:15:15] [SPEAKER_03]: because of sand and dirt nearby.
[02:15:18] [SPEAKER_03]: He's basically sprawled up
[02:15:20] [SPEAKER_03]: but he's trying to get up again.
[02:15:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:15:24] [SPEAKER_03]: But also Dave was going after him too
[02:15:26] [SPEAKER_03]: but Dave wanted to go.
[02:15:28] [SPEAKER_03]: He's a washer.
[02:15:31] [SPEAKER_03]: So I guess we could do an issue
[02:15:32] [SPEAKER_03]: for this guy
[02:15:33] [SPEAKER_03]: since you're dealing with him.
[02:15:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That'll be a 4 for me.
[02:15:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I got a 10.
[02:15:49] [SPEAKER_02]: So what did Jacob get?
[02:15:51] [SPEAKER_02]: 4.
[02:15:51] [SPEAKER_02]: 4? Okay.
[02:15:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I can only count to 4.
[02:15:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I can only count to 4.
[02:16:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Dave, can you roll your initiative
[02:16:03] [SPEAKER_03]: so that we know who's going up against this guy next?
[02:16:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Negative?
[02:16:07] [SPEAKER_03]: No.
[02:16:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:16:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know if that was also affecting that.
[02:16:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[02:16:15] [SPEAKER_03]: You might as well just roll the regular guess.
[02:16:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even count.
[02:16:20] [SPEAKER_01]: For those at home, I went to Roland
[02:16:21] [SPEAKER_01]: and bounced off the outside of my dice tray
[02:16:24] [SPEAKER_01]: onto the floor.
[02:16:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow that was way worse.
[02:16:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I should have just taken the floor one.
[02:16:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Total of 6.
[02:16:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah okay.
[02:16:32] [SPEAKER_03]: So the dude
[02:16:34] [SPEAKER_03]: is going to attempt to scramble up
[02:16:36] [SPEAKER_03]: invoking an attack of a key.
[02:16:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:16:39] [SPEAKER_03]: So what happened?
[02:16:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I stepped away for half a second.
[02:16:42] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't want to work the door in the window?
[02:16:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[02:16:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Grabbing by the leg and tripping.
[02:16:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:16:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Cool.
[02:16:48] [SPEAKER_01]: And that's it.
[02:16:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I was just going to say,
[02:16:49] [SPEAKER_03]: as he was doing that,
[02:16:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I was probably going to say,
[02:16:52] [SPEAKER_03]: watch here, I'll go
[02:16:54] [SPEAKER_03]: chase him down and run around the corner.
[02:16:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I haven't caught up,
[02:16:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm probably just around the corner.
[02:17:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm attacking.
[02:17:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Actually with me rolling a 2,
[02:17:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm probably still standing there.
[02:17:13] [SPEAKER_03]: 16 plus 4 is 20.
[02:17:15] 20?
[02:17:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[02:17:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah you hit him.
[02:17:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:17:19] [SPEAKER_03]: So my damage is 2.4 plus 2.
[02:17:24] [SPEAKER_03]: So did you damage him earlier too?
[02:17:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess I should have.
[02:17:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:17:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Want to add that down a little too?
[02:17:30] Sure.
[02:17:32] 2, 6.
[02:17:35] 8.
[02:17:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay so that's 8 from one attack.
[02:17:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:17:39] [SPEAKER_01]: And
[02:17:43] [SPEAKER_03]: 5 from the second.
[02:17:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, wow.
[02:17:46] [SPEAKER_03]: So you basically like,
[02:17:47] [SPEAKER_03]: you trip him the first time
[02:17:49] [SPEAKER_03]: and hit the ground,
[02:17:50] [SPEAKER_03]: so that hits the dirt.
[02:17:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you try scrambling back up
[02:17:53] [SPEAKER_03]: and you trip again
[02:17:54] [SPEAKER_03]: and he just smashes his face on a rock
[02:17:56] [SPEAKER_03]: and he's out.
[02:17:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
[02:17:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:17:59] [SPEAKER_03]: He was
[02:18:01] [SPEAKER_03]: traveling to get to a shed.
[02:18:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:18:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm going to
[02:18:05] [SPEAKER_03]: get up on his back
[02:18:06] [SPEAKER_03]: and just sit down.
[02:18:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:18:09] [SPEAKER_03]: So by the time you run over,
[02:18:10] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like,
[02:18:11] [SPEAKER_03]: oh.
[02:18:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Well done.
[02:18:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Good boy.
[02:18:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, whack my tail.
[02:18:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Sacred flame.
[02:18:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean the cleanses.
[02:18:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[02:18:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:18:25] [SPEAKER_03]: He does have black veins in his face.
[02:18:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:18:28] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah.
[02:18:29] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a sacred flame.
[02:18:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Pick up Nago and make a sacred flame him.
[02:18:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And Sharon is just like,
[02:18:36] [SPEAKER_02]: what the fuck?
[02:18:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Did she chase us into the woods?
[02:18:40] [SPEAKER_03]: She looked, she was like,
[02:18:42] [SPEAKER_03]: it was out in the open.
[02:18:42] [SPEAKER_03]: It was already open.
[02:18:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically, yeah.
[02:18:44] [SPEAKER_03]: So she looked out the window.
[02:18:45] [SPEAKER_03]: You just see her as like,
[02:18:47] [SPEAKER_03]: what the fuck are you guys doing?
[02:18:48] [SPEAKER_04]: It's medicinal.
[02:18:53] Okay.
[02:18:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:18:56] [SPEAKER_03]: So you hear,
[02:18:57] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a sizzling sound in his face
[02:19:00] [SPEAKER_03]: and then he just like,
[02:19:01] [SPEAKER_03]: just kind of completely goes up.
[02:19:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Not dead,
[02:19:05] [SPEAKER_03]: but the veins are gone.
[02:19:07] [SPEAKER_03]: The black veins are gone.
[02:19:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Congratulations, you're fixed.
[02:19:14] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a good chance.
[02:19:20] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, you have.
[02:19:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Is he knocked out?
[02:19:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's out.
[02:19:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:19:24] [SPEAKER_03]: He's not waking up for like the other one.
[02:19:26] [SPEAKER_03]: The other guy did.
[02:19:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:19:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Zip time again.
[02:19:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:19:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Zip time this guy.
[02:19:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:19:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to move over to the shed.
[02:19:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:19:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to start sniffing around the shed.
[02:19:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Smells like nitroglycerin.
[02:19:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Smells like what?
[02:19:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Nitro.
[02:19:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, it smells like that.
[02:19:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Sacred flame?
[02:19:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:19:54] [SPEAKER_01]: As a dog,
[02:19:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to keep facing it
[02:19:56] [SPEAKER_01]: and slowly back away.
[02:19:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:20:00] [SPEAKER_01]: That's bad in there.
[02:20:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Hail between my legs.
[02:20:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Should I look in there?
[02:20:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:20:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Is this the door open?
[02:20:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it opens up.
[02:20:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Creak the door open.
[02:20:15] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a crate of dynamite.
[02:20:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a wooden box probably about like
[02:20:19] [SPEAKER_03]: say 3x1.
[02:20:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And it just has dynamite sticks in there.
[02:20:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:20:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's also,
[02:20:28] [SPEAKER_03]: looks like a small duffel bag with
[02:20:32] [SPEAKER_03]: shotgun shells and stuff in it as well.
[02:20:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Why does a kayak rental plane
[02:20:39] [SPEAKER_01]: have dynamite?
[02:20:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[02:20:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:20:44] [SPEAKER_01]: When you say small duffel bag,
[02:20:46] [SPEAKER_01]: how small of a duffel bag?
[02:20:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Like a small can.
[02:20:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it European carry-on bag?
[02:20:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Like from Seinfeld?
[02:20:53] [SPEAKER_03]: It's basically like a small liquid bag.
[02:20:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it one of these?
[02:20:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's fairly cool though.
[02:20:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, cool.
[02:20:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a messenger bag.
[02:21:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, basically a messenger bag
[02:21:01] [SPEAKER_03]: of like the size.
[02:21:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Full of shotgun shells?
[02:21:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:21:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Like to the brim.
[02:21:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's boxes up.
[02:21:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're basically shotgun shells.
[02:21:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, that's a lot of shotgun shells.
[02:21:11] [SPEAKER_01]: 100, 200, 300, 400, 500.
[02:21:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, sorry.
[02:21:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, probably close to 500 shells.
[02:21:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I should probably dump out most of those
[02:21:20] [SPEAKER_03]: and just put dynamite in.
[02:21:23] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm not carrying around this big-ass
[02:21:25] [SPEAKER_03]: box of dynamite.
[02:21:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I have a European carry-all
[02:21:28] [SPEAKER_03]: of dynamite.
[02:21:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, then I will do that.
[02:21:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you do so.
[02:21:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you go back to the
[02:21:37] [SPEAKER_03]: kayak rental place.
[02:21:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[02:21:40] [SPEAKER_03]: You close the doors and like...
[02:21:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Where was the shotgun?
[02:21:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Did he drop it inside?
[02:21:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no, he dropped it on the
[02:21:45] [SPEAKER_03]: shore.
[02:21:45] [SPEAKER_03]: He managed to grab it.
[02:21:47] [SPEAKER_03]: You dropped it inside the house
[02:21:48] [SPEAKER_03]: or did he jump out with it?
[02:21:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He jumped out with it
[02:21:51] [SPEAKER_03]: and then got tricked to use it.
[02:21:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:21:56] [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, you guys drag him,
[02:21:59] [SPEAKER_03]: the ammo and the gun,
[02:22:00] [SPEAKER_03]: and dynamite and the gun
[02:22:02] [SPEAKER_03]: back into the kayak rental place.
[02:22:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's basically like,
[02:22:06] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah, it's like an office kind of
[02:22:08] [SPEAKER_03]: area inside.
[02:22:10] [SPEAKER_03]: There is an old TV
[02:22:13] [SPEAKER_03]: with a hard drive
[02:22:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and a computer,
[02:22:17] [SPEAKER_03]: like kind of like a security
[02:22:18] [SPEAKER_03]: monitoring system kind of thing
[02:22:19] [SPEAKER_03]: in the...
[02:22:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Just off to the side
[02:22:24] [SPEAKER_03]: in like an office.
[02:22:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it on?
[02:22:26] [SPEAKER_03]: No, electronic.
[02:22:27] [SPEAKER_03]: That's why I asked.
[02:22:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It is not on.
[02:22:29] [SPEAKER_03]: But it is like...
[02:22:32] [SPEAKER_03]: You know just outside
[02:22:33] [SPEAKER_03]: there were some security cameras.
[02:22:34] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's basically like this thing has...
[02:22:37] [SPEAKER_03]: This place had a security system.
[02:22:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:22:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And aside from that,
[02:22:41] [SPEAKER_03]: you find another box,
[02:22:43] [SPEAKER_03]: another couple of boxes
[02:22:44] [SPEAKER_03]: of shotgun shells inside,
[02:22:46] [SPEAKER_03]: another shotgun,
[02:22:48] [SPEAKER_03]: some canned food
[02:22:50] [SPEAKER_03]: and some water
[02:22:52] [SPEAKER_03]: in here.
[02:22:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And it looks like
[02:22:54] [SPEAKER_03]: a soiled sleeping bag.
[02:22:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[02:22:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Is there a cash box?
[02:22:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it has been busted open.
[02:23:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Damn.
[02:23:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you need a shotgun or something?
[02:23:04] [SPEAKER_04]: No, I have one.
[02:23:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want a shotgun?
[02:23:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to go shotguns?
[02:23:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Kimbo.
[02:23:09] [SPEAKER_01]: What kind of shotgun are we talking about?
[02:23:12] [SPEAKER_01]: What do you have right now?
[02:23:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a pump?
[02:23:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[02:23:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[02:23:15] [SPEAKER_01]: What are the shotguns here?
[02:23:16] [SPEAKER_01]: All double barrels?
[02:23:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, still a barrel.
[02:23:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[02:23:19] [SPEAKER_03]: So as...
[02:23:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You could saw them both off
[02:23:22] [SPEAKER_03]: and have pistols.
[02:23:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Of course.
[02:23:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I like a pump.
[02:23:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, fair.
[02:23:28] [SPEAKER_03]: So as you guys are...
[02:23:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I kind of like that your character
[02:23:32] [SPEAKER_03]: has his voice.
[02:23:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you just not recover
[02:23:35] [SPEAKER_03]: your voice?
[02:23:38] [SPEAKER_03]: you guys spend like more than an hour
[02:23:40] [SPEAKER_03]: or you guys spending more than an hour in here
[02:23:42] [SPEAKER_03]: as like you're organizing
[02:23:43] [SPEAKER_03]: and getting things kind of like
[02:23:44] [SPEAKER_03]: sad.
[02:23:44] [SPEAKER_01]: To figure out what's going on.
[02:23:46] [SPEAKER_01]: We're taking a short rest probably.
[02:23:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll go curl up by...
[02:23:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Is there a fireplace?
[02:23:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's a fireplace.
[02:23:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Cool.
[02:23:52] [SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna curl up there
[02:23:53] [SPEAKER_03]: on a little rug.
[02:23:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:23:55] [SPEAKER_03]: So Sharon is also like
[02:23:57] [SPEAKER_03]: helping with you guys
[02:23:58] [SPEAKER_03]: helping me.
[02:23:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And then as things are kind of
[02:23:59] [SPEAKER_03]: calming down,
[02:24:01] [SPEAKER_03]: you can take...
[02:24:02] [SPEAKER_03]: You can get back your wisdom score.
[02:24:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm back to both strengths.
[02:24:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Am I not negative anymore?
[02:24:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, your wisdom score is good.
[02:24:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Who was it wisdom for me?
[02:24:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:24:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you succeeded, right?
[02:24:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:24:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Is somebody bringing the crazy guy in?
[02:24:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I would have brought him in.
[02:24:16] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like originally.
[02:24:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And at this point like Sharon is like
[02:24:19] [SPEAKER_03]: okay, so first off
[02:24:21] [SPEAKER_03]: before I
[02:24:23] [SPEAKER_03]: say anything,
[02:24:25] [SPEAKER_03]: who are you guys with?
[02:24:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Like really?
[02:24:28] [SPEAKER_03]: The church.
[02:24:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you talking in the dog?
[02:24:34] [SPEAKER_01]: You can try to.
[02:24:35] [SPEAKER_01]: R-Row!
[02:24:37] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a special joint task force
[02:24:40] [SPEAKER_04]: between the RCMP
[02:24:41] [SPEAKER_04]: and Parks Canada.
[02:24:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Rolling Bullshit!
[02:24:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Rolling Bullshit too.
[02:24:52] [SPEAKER_01]: It's always Parks Canada.
[02:24:55] [SPEAKER_03]: We're always in the forest.
[02:24:57] [SPEAKER_03]: It is Newfoundland.
[02:24:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[02:24:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Four.
[02:25:00] [SPEAKER_04]: No bonus on it?
[02:25:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, seriously,
[02:25:05] [SPEAKER_03]: who do you guys work for?
[02:25:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Do we have to tell the truth now
[02:25:08] [SPEAKER_03]: because we both failed?
[02:25:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we do have to tell the truth.
[02:25:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I just have my
[02:25:12] [SPEAKER_04]: obviously Templar armor.
[02:25:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Where was the Templar order?
[02:25:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Templar?
[02:25:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[02:25:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, now you have to roll persuasion.
[02:25:21] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the cheese.
[02:25:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Cheese and more meat?
[02:25:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to just tell me to talk to her.
[02:25:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Honestly, I wouldn't be advantage.
[02:25:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I would love advantage
[02:25:28] [SPEAKER_03]: because like
[02:25:30] [SPEAKER_03]: she's had a long couple of hours.
[02:25:32] [SPEAKER_03]: And this, like
[02:25:32] [SPEAKER_03]: the Templar aren't like
[02:25:34] [SPEAKER_03]: it is they aren't
[02:25:35] [SPEAKER_03]: they're they're an out secret.
[02:25:37] [SPEAKER_03]: They're still secret technically.
[02:25:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:25:39] [SPEAKER_03]: But this is also the weirdest thing
[02:25:40] [SPEAKER_03]: she would have heard.
[02:25:41] [SPEAKER_04]: 16.
[02:25:43] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys aren't
[02:25:44] [SPEAKER_03]: fucking bullshitting this time.
[02:25:46] [SPEAKER_04]: No ma'am.
[02:25:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:25:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you here because of the signal?
[02:25:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, did you guys didn't cause this?
[02:25:53] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it was a town web.
[02:25:54] [SPEAKER_04]: We didn't cause this
[02:25:55] [SPEAKER_04]: but this is something
[02:25:56] [SPEAKER_04]: unholy that we are here to destroy.
[02:25:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[02:25:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[02:26:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[02:26:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm
[02:26:03] [SPEAKER_03]: listen, I'm a fucking
[02:26:06] [SPEAKER_03]: photography
[02:26:07] [SPEAKER_03]: major.
[02:26:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I came out here to like
[02:26:10] [SPEAKER_03]: live off some
[02:26:11] [SPEAKER_03]: live off some money I got
[02:26:12] [SPEAKER_03]: and I was just like
[02:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: living here for the last few months
[02:26:17] [SPEAKER_03]: when
[02:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: last night around
[02:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: 7
[02:26:21] [SPEAKER_03]: 7 20, 7 15, something like that
[02:26:23] [SPEAKER_03]: the signal went out
[02:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: across town
[02:26:27] [SPEAKER_03]: as far as I can tell.
[02:26:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it affected all electronics
[02:26:32] [SPEAKER_03]: that have like some kind of communication
[02:26:33] [SPEAKER_03]: like cell phones,
[02:26:35] [SPEAKER_03]: radios, TVs
[02:26:37] [SPEAKER_03]: as much as I can tell
[02:26:38] [SPEAKER_03]: everyone safer
[02:26:40] [SPEAKER_03]: maybe a one or maybe a
[02:26:41] [SPEAKER_03]: handful of people were
[02:26:42] [SPEAKER_03]: affected because everybody
[02:26:45] [SPEAKER_03]: started walking out of their houses
[02:26:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and acting all kind of weird
[02:26:48] [SPEAKER_03]: fucked up.
[02:26:50] [SPEAKER_03]: There's
[02:26:51] [SPEAKER_03]: there's the ones in the
[02:26:54] [SPEAKER_03]: there's the ones in the
[02:26:57] [SPEAKER_02]: folks home
[02:26:58] [SPEAKER_03]: the folks home I
[02:26:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I've kind of dubbed them
[02:27:00] [SPEAKER_03]: the hedonists
[02:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: because they just
[02:27:04] [SPEAKER_03]: they just
[02:27:07] [SPEAKER_03]: they just
[02:27:08] [SPEAKER_03]: they just are in like a
[02:27:09] [SPEAKER_03]: eternal but they seem to be in like
[02:27:11] [SPEAKER_03]: constant bliss as long as the
[02:27:13] [SPEAKER_03]: signals around them they like
[02:27:14] [SPEAKER_03]: they cherish it
[02:27:16] [SPEAKER_03]: but if you try taking it away
[02:27:18] [SPEAKER_03]: they get violent
[02:27:21] [SPEAKER_03]: and then
[02:27:21] [SPEAKER_03]: they're the lead
[02:27:23] [SPEAKER_03]: they're the best
[02:27:23] [SPEAKER_03]: they're probably the best ones out of the bunch
[02:27:27] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a bunch of assholes
[02:27:29] [SPEAKER_03]: they're out near the
[02:27:33] [SPEAKER_03]: the places
[02:27:36] [SPEAKER_03]: she's actually going through
[02:27:37] [SPEAKER_01]: a little pad
[02:27:39] [SPEAKER_03]: she doesn't look at the little pad
[02:27:40] [SPEAKER_03]: there's the oakwood
[02:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: the trailer park
[02:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: it's called oakwood
[02:27:44] [SPEAKER_03]: it's just outside of town between us and
[02:27:46] [SPEAKER_03]: shit in like the town that's
[02:27:48] [SPEAKER_03]: at the end of the road
[02:27:48] [SPEAKER_03]: at the end of the main street basically
[02:27:51] [SPEAKER_03]: they
[02:27:54] [SPEAKER_03]: there's two of them
[02:27:54] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah there's two of them there
[02:27:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I've called a dub them
[02:27:57] [SPEAKER_03]: the questers
[02:27:58] [SPEAKER_03]: they seem to have some kind of
[02:28:01] [SPEAKER_03]: whatever the signal does to people
[02:28:02] [SPEAKER_03]: it seems to really fuck up
[02:28:04] [SPEAKER_03]: to them and fuck with them a little bit
[02:28:07] [SPEAKER_03]: they just
[02:28:08] [SPEAKER_03]: they seem to have some kind of
[02:28:09] [SPEAKER_03]: they seem to have some kind of mission
[02:28:10] [SPEAKER_03]: they're like that
[02:28:13] [SPEAKER_03]: no sorry
[02:28:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I call those ones the conquerors
[02:28:15] [SPEAKER_03]: because they seem to
[02:28:17] [SPEAKER_03]: want to like
[02:28:18] [SPEAKER_03]: take territory
[02:28:19] [SPEAKER_03]: and hold it
[02:28:21] [SPEAKER_03]: and they'll use
[02:28:21] [SPEAKER_03]: like any means necessary to
[02:28:23] [SPEAKER_03]: like keep that territory
[02:28:24] [SPEAKER_03]: usually violent
[02:28:25] [SPEAKER_03]: it's kind of like that guy
[02:28:26] [SPEAKER_03]: is that point over my shoulder
[02:28:27] [SPEAKER_03]: the guy tied up
[02:28:28] [SPEAKER_03]: he sounds more
[02:28:29] [SPEAKER_03]: he sounded more like
[02:28:30] [SPEAKER_03]: one of the nihilists
[02:28:32] [SPEAKER_03]: they're just
[02:28:32] [SPEAKER_03]: they're the most violent
[02:28:34] [SPEAKER_03]: they fucking just
[02:28:34] [SPEAKER_03]: want to destroy
[02:28:36] [SPEAKER_03]: like they have no
[02:28:37] [SPEAKER_03]: they don't want to claim anything
[02:28:38] [SPEAKER_03]: they don't want to
[02:28:38] [SPEAKER_03]: okay I kind of call
[02:28:39] [SPEAKER_03]: he was protecting this place
[02:28:40] [SPEAKER_03]: like Arby's
[02:28:43] [SPEAKER_03]: right
[02:28:44] [SPEAKER_03]: there's also
[02:28:45] [SPEAKER_03]: one called the converter
[02:28:46] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a guy
[02:28:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I've called the converter
[02:28:48] [SPEAKER_03]: he just wanders around town
[02:28:50] [SPEAKER_03]: and he's actually
[02:28:51] [SPEAKER_03]: he's direct
[02:28:52] [SPEAKER_03]: he's spewing like
[02:28:53] [SPEAKER_03]: basically almost like
[02:28:54] [SPEAKER_03]: religious like guff
[02:28:56] [SPEAKER_03]: but it's like nonsense
[02:28:57] [SPEAKER_03]: kind of stuff
[02:28:58] [SPEAKER_03]: but he's very persuasive
[02:28:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and he's actually persuaded
[02:29:00] [SPEAKER_03]: some of those
[02:29:01] [SPEAKER_03]: some of the hedonists
[02:29:02] [SPEAKER_03]: to his cause
[02:29:03] [SPEAKER_03]: or to his side
[02:29:04] [SPEAKER_03]: and they just follow him
[02:29:06] [SPEAKER_03]: and then there's
[02:29:07] [SPEAKER_03]: the questers
[02:29:08] [SPEAKER_03]: which there's
[02:29:09] [SPEAKER_03]: a couple people around town
[02:29:11] [SPEAKER_03]: that have just been like
[02:29:11] [SPEAKER_03]: they seem to be doing
[02:29:12] [SPEAKER_03]: they seem to be on some
[02:29:14] [SPEAKER_03]: mission
[02:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: they're doing something
[02:29:16] [SPEAKER_03]: for the signal
[02:29:17] [SPEAKER_03]: and they all have
[02:29:21] [SPEAKER_03]: some kind of
[02:29:23] [SPEAKER_03]: they all seem to have
[02:29:24] [SPEAKER_03]: some kind of
[02:29:25] [SPEAKER_03]: they usually haven't on them
[02:29:27] [SPEAKER_03]: like either via like a radio
[02:29:29] [SPEAKER_03]: or like a cell phone
[02:29:30] [SPEAKER_03]: or a walkie talkie
[02:29:31] [SPEAKER_03]: but they're always
[02:29:32] [SPEAKER_03]: having nearby
[02:29:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it ran into one of those
[02:29:35] [SPEAKER_03]: so
[02:29:36] [SPEAKER_03]: are you guys with the other group?
[02:29:39] [SPEAKER_03]: other group
[02:29:39] [SPEAKER_03]: one other group
[02:29:41] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a tag comes up
[02:29:43] [SPEAKER_03]: and cards to the side
[02:29:44] [SPEAKER_03]: there's
[02:29:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I saw another
[02:29:45] [SPEAKER_03]: there was another person
[02:29:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I saw
[02:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: when I was
[02:29:48] [SPEAKER_03]: making my way
[02:29:49] [SPEAKER_03]: to
[02:29:50] [SPEAKER_03]: to Shady Lane
[02:29:53] [SPEAKER_03]: and
[02:29:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think they saw me
[02:29:56] [SPEAKER_03]: but
[02:29:57] [SPEAKER_03]: they had like
[02:29:58] [SPEAKER_03]: spec ops
[02:29:59] [SPEAKER_03]: kind of
[02:29:59] [SPEAKER_03]: outfits like you
[02:30:01] [SPEAKER_03]: but
[02:30:02] [SPEAKER_03]: they don't have like
[02:30:03] [SPEAKER_03]: the red and white
[02:30:04] [SPEAKER_03]: cross
[02:30:05] [SPEAKER_03]: they don't have the cross
[02:30:06] [SPEAKER_03]: what color were they?
[02:30:07] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like all
[02:30:08] [SPEAKER_03]: black and purple
[02:30:10] [SPEAKER_03]: what was the
[02:30:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Phoctonation?
[02:30:12] [SPEAKER_04]: these guys again
[02:30:14] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah there's only one
[02:30:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I was
[02:30:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I was on the one
[02:30:17] [SPEAKER_03]: but like as
[02:30:17] [SPEAKER_03]: she was
[02:30:18] [SPEAKER_03]: she was
[02:30:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't look at her for a second
[02:30:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I think she had
[02:30:23] [SPEAKER_03]: like a
[02:30:23] [SPEAKER_03]: like a bolt action
[02:30:25] [SPEAKER_03]: or some kind of rifle
[02:30:26] [SPEAKER_03]: or something like that
[02:30:27] [SPEAKER_03]: she was
[02:30:28] [SPEAKER_03]: doing something
[02:30:29] [SPEAKER_03]: near the
[02:30:30] [SPEAKER_03]: near the buildings in downtown
[02:30:31] [SPEAKER_03]: and then
[02:30:32] [SPEAKER_03]: walked over to the post office
[02:30:34] [SPEAKER_03]: okay
[02:30:36] [SPEAKER_04]: do you have any idea
[02:30:37] [SPEAKER_04]: where the city might be coming from?
[02:30:39] [SPEAKER_03]: not the post office
[02:30:40] [SPEAKER_03]: sorry
[02:30:45] [SPEAKER_03]: oh yeah no sorry the post office
[02:30:47] [SPEAKER_03]: sorry about it
[02:30:49] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:30:50] [SPEAKER_03]: the signal
[02:30:52] [SPEAKER_03]: it's everywhere man
[02:30:53] [SPEAKER_03]: like
[02:30:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean when it's all throughout the town
[02:30:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know where it's coming from
[02:30:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I saw a radio tower
[02:30:58] [SPEAKER_01]: when I first got into town
[02:30:59] [SPEAKER_01]: and ran into these guys
[02:31:01] [SPEAKER_03]: some radio tower
[02:31:05] [SPEAKER_03]: sorry pulling up some notes
[02:31:06] [SPEAKER_03]: my
[02:31:07] [SPEAKER_03]: that's fine
[02:31:08] [SPEAKER_03]: observations
[02:31:08] [SPEAKER_03]: understand
[02:31:10] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah that's
[02:31:11] [SPEAKER_03]: KZUT
[02:31:12] [SPEAKER_03]: or KZUT
[02:31:13] [SPEAKER_03]: the radio
[02:31:15] [SPEAKER_03]: the local radio station
[02:31:19] [SPEAKER_03]: it's
[02:31:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think it's been on since the
[02:31:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if it's
[02:31:27] [SPEAKER_03]: it might be still broadcasting
[02:31:28] [SPEAKER_03]: but I mean it hasn't been like
[02:31:29] [SPEAKER_03]: playing music or anything like that
[02:31:30] [SPEAKER_03]: since
[02:31:31] [SPEAKER_03]: since last night
[02:31:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm wondering if that is where this is being
[02:31:34] [SPEAKER_01]: transferred
[02:31:35] [SPEAKER_01]: from
[02:31:36] [SPEAKER_01]: you know
[02:31:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I get the signal
[02:31:37] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah maybe
[02:31:38] [SPEAKER_03]: and then
[02:31:39] [SPEAKER_03]: oh the warehouse
[02:31:40] [SPEAKER_03]: that warehouse down
[02:31:43] [SPEAKER_03]: down the road
[02:31:44] [SPEAKER_03]: it
[02:31:45] [SPEAKER_03]: it just went up
[02:31:46] [SPEAKER_03]: like
[02:31:47] [SPEAKER_03]: big explosion about
[02:31:48] [SPEAKER_03]: half way through the night
[02:31:50] [SPEAKER_01]: they were walking past it on the way
[02:31:51] [SPEAKER_01]: to the old folks on actually
[02:31:52] [SPEAKER_03]: there were some weird lights there
[02:31:54] [SPEAKER_03]: but some guy
[02:31:54] [SPEAKER_03]: some weirdo
[02:31:55] [SPEAKER_03]: he started
[02:31:56] [SPEAKER_03]: came into town a couple weeks ago
[02:31:58] [SPEAKER_03]: like
[02:31:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I think he bought the place
[02:32:00] [SPEAKER_03]: and
[02:32:01] [SPEAKER_03]: had been like
[02:32:02] [SPEAKER_03]: had been living in that warehouse
[02:32:04] [SPEAKER_03]: and
[02:32:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I've heard
[02:32:06] [SPEAKER_03]: we've heard
[02:32:07] [SPEAKER_03]: the town had heard
[02:32:08] [SPEAKER_03]: heard some rumors about him
[02:32:09] [SPEAKER_03]: like just being weird and reckless
[02:32:11] [SPEAKER_03]: but bringing
[02:32:12] [SPEAKER_03]: bringing some like
[02:32:13] [SPEAKER_03]: some equipment occasionally
[02:32:14] [SPEAKER_03]: but
[02:32:15] [SPEAKER_03]: no one
[02:32:15] [SPEAKER_03]: he'd shrug off anybody's
[02:32:17] [SPEAKER_03]: inquiring
[02:32:18] [SPEAKER_03]: about it
[02:32:19] [SPEAKER_03]: okay
[02:32:19] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah brought in from
[02:32:21] [SPEAKER_03]: from the sea
[02:32:23] [SPEAKER_03]: like brought in from
[02:32:24] [SPEAKER_03]: from some boats
[02:32:24] [SPEAKER_03]: that came into the harbor
[02:32:26] [SPEAKER_03]: looks like there's three potential
[02:32:27] [SPEAKER_03]: ground zeroes
[02:32:28] [SPEAKER_03]: for this
[02:32:29] [SPEAKER_03]: well I mean
[02:32:31] [SPEAKER_03]: if it's from
[02:32:31] [SPEAKER_03]: if it's from
[02:32:33] [SPEAKER_03]: the warehouse it's gone
[02:32:34] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:32:35] [SPEAKER_03]: that whole place
[02:32:35] [SPEAKER_03]: it's just slag and
[02:32:37] [SPEAKER_03]: debris
[02:32:40] [SPEAKER_03]: but
[02:32:40] [SPEAKER_03]: but
[02:32:41] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah so that's
[02:32:43] [SPEAKER_03]: that's what I know about this
[02:32:44] [SPEAKER_03]: how much do we know about the Venetians
[02:32:46] [SPEAKER_03]: well you guys can roll me
[02:32:49] [SPEAKER_03]: history
[02:32:52] [SPEAKER_03]: or just a basic
[02:32:53] [SPEAKER_03]: a basic intelligence
[02:32:54] [SPEAKER_03]: same either way
[02:32:57] [SPEAKER_03]: six
[02:32:59] [SPEAKER_03]: they're purple
[02:33:01] [SPEAKER_03]: you're crown
[02:33:01] [SPEAKER_03]: you're crown
[02:33:02] [SPEAKER_03]: with your crown
[02:33:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I'd like you have an advantage
[02:33:06] [SPEAKER_03]: 11
[02:33:07] [SPEAKER_03]: not one
[02:33:09] [SPEAKER_03]: they're purple
[02:33:13] [SPEAKER_04]: 22
[02:33:14] [SPEAKER_03]: okay
[02:33:16] hi
[02:33:17] [SPEAKER_03]: hi
[02:33:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Aaron's looking at
[02:33:20] [SPEAKER_03]: 34
[02:33:20] [SPEAKER_03]: okay so
[02:33:22] [SPEAKER_03]: you is like
[02:33:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Venetians
[02:33:24] [SPEAKER_03]: the purple
[02:33:26] [SPEAKER_03]: they're the purple guys
[02:33:28] [SPEAKER_03]: they're the
[02:33:28] [SPEAKER_03]: you vaguely heard the name
[02:33:31] [SPEAKER_03]: as like some kind of like
[02:33:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Merck group
[02:33:32] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah
[02:33:33] [SPEAKER_03]: you guys on the other hand
[02:33:36] [SPEAKER_03]: specifically probably
[02:33:39] [SPEAKER_03]: well you
[02:33:40] [SPEAKER_03]: because you're a
[02:33:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Templar fanboy
[02:33:41] [SPEAKER_03]: you because you
[02:33:43] [SPEAKER_03]: not only are Templar
[02:33:44] [SPEAKER_03]: but you also work along
[02:33:45] [SPEAKER_03]: you've worked alongside
[02:33:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and like studied under
[02:33:47] [SPEAKER_03]: with the
[02:33:48] [SPEAKER_03]: with the
[02:33:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Illuminati
[02:33:49] [SPEAKER_03]: some Illuminati in
[02:33:50] [SPEAKER_03]: at Innsmouth Academy
[02:33:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Venetians
[02:33:53] [SPEAKER_03]: they're technically
[02:33:55] [SPEAKER_03]: the fourth faction
[02:33:56] [SPEAKER_03]: out of the big three
[02:33:58] [SPEAKER_03]: but no one likes them
[02:34:00] [SPEAKER_03]: because they're kind of
[02:34:01] [SPEAKER_03]: like the
[02:34:02] [SPEAKER_03]: ugly step cousin
[02:34:03] [SPEAKER_03]: of the Templar
[02:34:06] [SPEAKER_03]: they're
[02:34:06] [SPEAKER_03]: nasty fuckers
[02:34:08] [SPEAKER_03]: because
[02:34:08] [SPEAKER_03]: they do all the dirty work
[02:34:11] [SPEAKER_03]: that other
[02:34:12] [SPEAKER_03]: for other factions
[02:34:13] [SPEAKER_03]: first to the highest bidder
[02:34:15] [SPEAKER_03]: but they're
[02:34:17] [SPEAKER_03]: they're possibly here
[02:34:18] [SPEAKER_03]: to fix the problem
[02:34:20] [SPEAKER_03]: just with
[02:34:21] [SPEAKER_03]: the CD needs
[02:34:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I was CD reasons
[02:34:24] [SPEAKER_03]: if they're here
[02:34:25] [SPEAKER_03]: if they're
[02:34:25] [SPEAKER_03]: if they're here
[02:34:27] [SPEAKER_03]: then
[02:34:27] [SPEAKER_03]: they're probably not
[02:34:29] [SPEAKER_03]: here to fix the problem
[02:34:30] [SPEAKER_03]: so much as
[02:34:30] [SPEAKER_03]: find out what it is
[02:34:32] [SPEAKER_03]: and acquire it
[02:34:34] [SPEAKER_03]: and weaponize it
[02:34:36] [SPEAKER_03]: or you
[02:34:36] [SPEAKER_03]: or sell it on the
[02:34:37] [SPEAKER_03]: black markets
[02:34:38] [SPEAKER_01]: so seeing them somewhere
[02:34:40] [SPEAKER_01]: they're not here to help
[02:34:42] [SPEAKER_01]: at all ever
[02:34:43] [SPEAKER_01]: in any means
[02:34:44] [SPEAKER_03]: they may have been the cause of it
[02:34:45] [SPEAKER_03]: but they may just be
[02:34:47] [SPEAKER_03]: like
[02:34:48] [SPEAKER_03]: early birds that
[02:34:49] [SPEAKER_03]: are trying to get the worm
[02:34:50] [SPEAKER_03]: and by worm
[02:34:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean
[02:34:51] [SPEAKER_03]: a memetic weapon
[02:34:54] [SPEAKER_03]: which is what the
[02:34:55] [SPEAKER_03]: the signal seems to be
[02:34:56] [SPEAKER_03]: based off what she's saying
[02:34:57] [SPEAKER_03]: they're either the cause
[02:34:58] [SPEAKER_03]: of this or their themes
[02:34:59] [SPEAKER_03]: so he doesn't know this
[02:35:01] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah he
[02:35:01] [SPEAKER_03]: he just knows that there
[02:35:02] [SPEAKER_03]: is there
[02:35:06] [SPEAKER_03]: any purple pillows
[02:35:08] [SPEAKER_03]: or blankets in this room
[02:35:11] [SPEAKER_03]: other than
[02:35:13] [SPEAKER_03]: evens
[02:35:15] [SPEAKER_03]: cause
[02:35:18] [SPEAKER_03]: is there anything purple
[02:35:19] [SPEAKER_03]: in this room
[02:35:20] [SPEAKER_03]: other than
[02:35:22] [SPEAKER_03]: evens
[02:35:24] [SPEAKER_03]: evens
[02:35:25] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah there's a
[02:35:27] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a
[02:35:28] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a purple
[02:35:30] [SPEAKER_03]: like mostly purple brochure
[02:35:33] [SPEAKER_01]: okay
[02:35:34] [SPEAKER_01]: as dog
[02:35:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna go grab the brochure
[02:35:37] [SPEAKER_01]: and then I'm going to
[02:35:39] [SPEAKER_01]: rub it in the dirt
[02:35:41] [SPEAKER_01]: and bring it over to him
[02:35:42] [SPEAKER_01]: and drop it on the ground
[02:35:43] [SPEAKER_01]: okay
[02:35:43] [SPEAKER_01]: and then
[02:35:49] [SPEAKER_01]: nose at his wallet
[02:35:51] [SPEAKER_01]: see if I can get him full as well there
[02:35:53] [SPEAKER_01]: okay
[02:35:54] [SPEAKER_01]: that's a really smart dog
[02:35:56] [SPEAKER_01]: he's the smartest boy
[02:35:57] [SPEAKER_04]: well you just
[02:35:58] [SPEAKER_04]: god damn turn back
[02:36:01] [SPEAKER_04]: they're running
[02:36:02] [SPEAKER_04]: in front of the city
[02:36:05] look
[02:36:06] [SPEAKER_04]: he's dead anyway
[02:36:07] [SPEAKER_04]: don't worry about her
[02:36:08] [SPEAKER_04]: what
[02:36:09] [SPEAKER_03]: she's not dead yet
[02:36:11] [SPEAKER_03]: we can still pass off
[02:36:13] [SPEAKER_03]: how you shot fire from her
[02:36:14] [SPEAKER_03]: hey I got a recruit
[02:36:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess so
[02:36:18] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a couch
[02:36:19] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah there's a couch
[02:36:20] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah there's a couch
[02:36:21] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah there's a couch
[02:36:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna go crawl in behind the couch
[02:36:23] [SPEAKER_03]: and then crawl on the other side
[02:36:25] [SPEAKER_01]: as a person
[02:36:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I also had a way
[02:36:27] [SPEAKER_03]: if you wanted to
[02:36:30] [SPEAKER_03]: sneakily switch back
[02:36:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I could say
[02:36:32] [SPEAKER_03]: hey Jake
[02:36:33] [SPEAKER_03]: could you go find Jacob for me
[02:36:36] [SPEAKER_03]: and that dog runs away
[02:36:37] [SPEAKER_03]: finds Jacob
[02:36:39] [SPEAKER_03]: my friend
[02:36:40] [SPEAKER_03]: that was hoping the bush
[02:36:41] [SPEAKER_03]: you're doing the
[02:36:43] [SPEAKER_03]: couch transformation
[02:36:44] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:36:45] [SPEAKER_03]: she just
[02:36:46] [SPEAKER_03]: she just
[02:36:46] [SPEAKER_01]: no
[02:36:47] [SPEAKER_01]: not the couch transformation
[02:36:49] [SPEAKER_01]: there's a bathroom right
[02:36:50] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah
[02:36:50] [SPEAKER_01]: okay as a dog
[02:36:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I go into the bathroom
[02:36:52] [SPEAKER_01]: close the door
[02:36:53] [SPEAKER_01]: you're a flush
[02:36:55] [SPEAKER_03]: come out as a man
[02:36:58] [SPEAKER_03]: okay so she's standing near the couch
[02:37:01] [SPEAKER_03]: and she just kind of
[02:37:02] [SPEAKER_03]: flops onto it
[02:37:03] [SPEAKER_03]: like
[02:37:04] [SPEAKER_04]: the fuck
[02:37:07] [SPEAKER_04]: what the fuck
[02:37:08] [SPEAKER_04]: what part of a Templar
[02:37:10] [SPEAKER_04]: did you not goddamn understand
[02:37:11] [SPEAKER_03]: okay there's a
[02:37:13] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a fine line between Templar
[02:37:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and
[02:37:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Lichenthroop
[02:37:19] [SPEAKER_03]: where dog
[02:37:21] [SPEAKER_03]: no it's really pretty much whatever
[02:37:25] [SPEAKER_03]: okay
[02:37:25] [SPEAKER_03]: sure
[02:37:26] [SPEAKER_03]: fuck it
[02:37:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I've had a bad fucking couple of hours
[02:37:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm willing to believe anything at this point now
[02:37:31] [SPEAKER_03]: fuck it
[02:37:32] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah sure
[02:37:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean yeah a few hours ago
[02:37:35] [SPEAKER_03]: there weren't these weird zombie creatures
[02:37:37] [SPEAKER_03]: all the place
[02:37:38] [SPEAKER_03]: so this is
[02:37:38] [SPEAKER_03]: this should be the least of your worries right now
[02:37:40] [SPEAKER_03]: sure
[02:37:41] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:37:42] [SPEAKER_03]: she just
[02:37:43] [SPEAKER_03]: just sit down
[02:37:44] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah she's sitting down
[02:37:45] [SPEAKER_03]: but she's just
[02:37:46] [SPEAKER_03]: you were a toss of water or something
[02:37:47] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:37:48] [SPEAKER_03]: does anybody have some booze?
[02:37:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I pull out a flask
[02:37:52] [SPEAKER_03]: just
[02:37:52] [SPEAKER_03]: just start
[02:37:53] [SPEAKER_03]: dutifully guzzling it
[02:37:54] [SPEAKER_03]: not really just downs it
[02:37:57] [SPEAKER_04]: if you remind me of Banshee I know
[02:38:00] [SPEAKER_01]: he's not joking
[02:38:01] [SPEAKER_01]: anyways
[02:38:03] [SPEAKER_02]: she's just dung into silence
[02:38:06] [SPEAKER_01]: what's
[02:38:06] [SPEAKER_01]: the race of your girlfriend?
[02:38:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Bligini
[02:38:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Bligini
[02:38:10] [SPEAKER_01]: reminds me of Bligini you know
[02:38:14] [SPEAKER_03]: alright so
[02:38:16] [SPEAKER_03]: so
[02:38:18] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah so you were gonna say
[02:38:19] [SPEAKER_03]: talk to him about something
[02:38:21] [SPEAKER_03]: right
[02:38:22] [SPEAKER_03]: okay
[02:38:23] [SPEAKER_01]: so Phoenicians are
[02:38:25] [SPEAKER_01]: purple
[02:38:25] [SPEAKER_01]: purple
[02:38:26] [SPEAKER_01]: and they're
[02:38:27] [SPEAKER_01]: they make blind bags
[02:38:28] [SPEAKER_01]: dirty
[02:38:28] [SPEAKER_01]: and they're all about the money
[02:38:31] [SPEAKER_01]: so them being here is not a good thing at all
[02:38:34] [SPEAKER_01]: no they're probably gonna try to
[02:38:35] [SPEAKER_01]: weaponize this and
[02:38:37] [SPEAKER_01]: either keep it for their arsenal
[02:38:39] [SPEAKER_01]: or sell it to the highest bidder
[02:38:40] [SPEAKER_01]: that's how they roll
[02:38:43] [SPEAKER_03]: okay so even though like
[02:38:44] [SPEAKER_03]: technically the whole town is in danger
[02:38:46] [SPEAKER_03]: our first steps should
[02:38:48] [SPEAKER_03]: technically be chasing them right now?
[02:38:51] [SPEAKER_03]: possibly
[02:38:51] [SPEAKER_03]: because they could be doing more damage
[02:38:54] [SPEAKER_03]: than just the town
[02:38:56] [SPEAKER_03]: passively doing damage on its own
[02:38:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean that's not wrong
[02:39:00] [SPEAKER_01]: but if we find out where the signal
[02:39:03] [SPEAKER_01]: is coming from then we can head them off there
[02:39:06] [SPEAKER_01]: destroy it and then deal with them
[02:39:08] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah so either we're chasing their heels
[02:39:10] [SPEAKER_01]: or we're trying to get ahead of them
[02:39:11] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah
[02:39:11] [SPEAKER_01]: and if we're chasing their heels
[02:39:13] [SPEAKER_01]: and we don't catch them in time
[02:39:14] [SPEAKER_01]: then they have the weapon
[02:39:15] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah
[02:39:17] [SPEAKER_01]: but they might know something we don't
[02:39:19] [SPEAKER_01]: because we have how many sites
[02:39:20] [SPEAKER_01]: that we have to check in?
[02:39:21] [SPEAKER_01]: three
[02:39:22] [SPEAKER_01]: two
[02:39:23] [SPEAKER_04]: one is already blown pieces
[02:39:25] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah
[02:39:26] [SPEAKER_01]: one
[02:39:27] [SPEAKER_03]: for all we know
[02:39:29] [SPEAKER_03]: some weird ritual happened
[02:39:31] [SPEAKER_03]: that summoned this to all happen
[02:39:33] [SPEAKER_03]: and it's already happened
[02:39:34] [SPEAKER_03]: and we can't reverse it or turn it off
[02:39:36] [SPEAKER_03]: and that's what that site is
[02:39:38] [SPEAKER_03]: but if it's something that is
[02:39:41] [SPEAKER_03]: salvageable or takeable
[02:39:42] [SPEAKER_03]: and turnoffable
[02:39:43] [SPEAKER_03]: it's at one of the other two
[02:39:44] [SPEAKER_03]: so we're flipping a coin
[02:39:45] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:39:46] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:39:47] [SPEAKER_03]: so even the post office in downtown
[02:39:50] [SPEAKER_03]: or
[02:39:51] [SPEAKER_03]: the radio tower
[02:39:52] [SPEAKER_03]: which looks like it could broadcast this
[02:39:56] [SPEAKER_03]: but is it too obvious
[02:39:58] [SPEAKER_03]: to go to the radio tower is the thing
[02:40:00] [SPEAKER_04]: do we want to recall the helicopter
[02:40:03] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah you do still have a helicopter in the air
[02:40:05] [SPEAKER_03]: it's still a circle
[02:40:06] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:40:08] [SPEAKER_04]: and then use the rockets to take out
[02:40:10] [SPEAKER_04]: both the
[02:40:11] [SPEAKER_04]: both of them
[02:40:12] [SPEAKER_03]: just nuke them for more
[02:40:13] [SPEAKER_03]: the last two are more of it
[02:40:14] [SPEAKER_03]: god
[02:40:15] [SPEAKER_03]: do you remember
[02:40:16] [SPEAKER_03]: what happening looks like ever
[02:40:20] [SPEAKER_04]: just get nailed
[02:40:21] [SPEAKER_03]: that being said
[02:40:22] [SPEAKER_03]: we would have to hit something with the rockets
[02:40:25] [SPEAKER_03]: and we have not done that
[02:40:26] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:40:26] [SPEAKER_03]: so we'd be potentially doing collateral damage
[02:40:28] [SPEAKER_03]: because Yuri can't hit the side of a barn
[02:40:30] [SPEAKER_03]: now we can
[02:40:31] [SPEAKER_03]: he can't hit the side of a dragon
[02:40:32] [SPEAKER_04]: we can do it from a hover
[02:40:34] [SPEAKER_04]: into stationary target
[02:40:36] [SPEAKER_04]: that is not a hard shot
[02:40:38] [SPEAKER_03]: that is the difference between that and a dragon
[02:40:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess
[02:40:40] [SPEAKER_03]: the dragon was moving
[02:40:41] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah
[02:40:43] [SPEAKER_04]: we were flying real fast
[02:40:44] [SPEAKER_04]: the dragon was flying real fast
[02:40:46] [SPEAKER_03]: we were talking about this in front of her
[02:40:54] [SPEAKER_04]: don't worry about her
[02:40:55] [SPEAKER_04]: okay
[02:40:58] [SPEAKER_03]: so as this is happening
[02:41:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I think we're going to actually call it for tonight
[02:41:02] [SPEAKER_03]: okay
[02:41:03] [SPEAKER_03]: you guys are in reasonable safety
[02:41:05] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:41:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I think you have some courses of action to look into
[02:41:08] [SPEAKER_03]: in such
[02:41:09] [SPEAKER_01]: it is midnight I suppose
[02:41:10] [SPEAKER_01]: sorry I was so late
[02:41:11] [SPEAKER_01]: that's okay dude
[02:41:12] [SPEAKER_01]: don't blame me on that
[02:41:13] [SPEAKER_01]: shame
[02:41:13] [SPEAKER_03]: but yeah
[02:41:15] [SPEAKER_03]: we will
[02:41:16] [SPEAKER_03]: we will take a break then
[02:41:18] [SPEAKER_03]: from the pleasant cove signal
[02:41:23] [SPEAKER_03]: so part one
[02:41:24] [SPEAKER_03]: comments, questions or suggestions?
[02:41:27] [SPEAKER_03]: uh
[02:41:28] [SPEAKER_03]: no
[02:41:31] [SPEAKER_01]: no
[02:41:31] [SPEAKER_01]: no I just
[02:41:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm really enjoying it
[02:41:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I have
[02:41:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I have no uh
[02:41:36] [SPEAKER_01]: questions currently
[02:41:39] [SPEAKER_01]: no suggestions really either
[02:41:41] [SPEAKER_04]: wisdom damage sucks
[02:41:43] [SPEAKER_04]: it really does
[02:41:43] [SPEAKER_03]: but it's also hilarious when you give it a fun accent
[02:41:46] [SPEAKER_03]: that's a thing
[02:41:47] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:41:48] [SPEAKER_03]: so
[02:41:49] [SPEAKER_03]: because you guys are basically all like past
[02:41:51] [SPEAKER_03]: and now at this point
[02:41:52] [SPEAKER_03]: so when you
[02:41:53] [SPEAKER_03]: when the signal gets to
[02:41:54] [SPEAKER_03]: when you hit the signal
[02:41:55] [SPEAKER_03]: you have to make the wisdom save
[02:41:57] [SPEAKER_03]: if you fail
[02:41:58] [SPEAKER_03]: it starts you start draining wisdom
[02:42:00] [SPEAKER_03]: until you hit zero
[02:42:01] [SPEAKER_03]: and then you become a positive
[02:42:02] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:42:03] [SPEAKER_03]: you fall under one of the
[02:42:05] [SPEAKER_03]: the various types
[02:42:07] [SPEAKER_03]: okay
[02:42:08] [SPEAKER_03]: because you have a handful of different personalities
[02:42:10] [SPEAKER_03]: you suddenly get
[02:42:11] [SPEAKER_03]: permanently
[02:42:12] [SPEAKER_03]: no no there's actually
[02:42:14] [SPEAKER_03]: you can't
[02:42:15] [SPEAKER_03]: we've been able to purge NPCs
[02:42:17] [SPEAKER_03]: they've been able to search the
[02:42:17] [SPEAKER_03]: purge the influence from people
[02:42:19] [SPEAKER_03]: you just temporarily become
[02:42:21] [SPEAKER_03]: an NPC
[02:42:22] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:42:22] [SPEAKER_03]: if you succeed
[02:42:23] [SPEAKER_03]: you still have it in your
[02:42:25] [SPEAKER_03]: it still like affected you
[02:42:27] [SPEAKER_03]: but
[02:42:28] [SPEAKER_03]: basically it's an inoculation
[02:42:30] [SPEAKER_03]: so
[02:42:31] [SPEAKER_03]: you take disadvantage until you can have a short rest
[02:42:34] [SPEAKER_03]: and then
[02:42:36] [SPEAKER_03]: um
[02:42:37] [SPEAKER_03]: and then you can't be
[02:42:38] [SPEAKER_03]: you can't be controlled by it yet
[02:42:41] [SPEAKER_02]: so
[02:42:43] [SPEAKER_03]: um
[02:42:43] [SPEAKER_03]: but yeah this town basically
[02:42:45] [SPEAKER_03]: so I've lost my immunity
[02:42:46] [SPEAKER_03]: no you're having your immunity
[02:42:48] [SPEAKER_03]: oh okay
[02:42:49] [SPEAKER_03]: once you've had it
[02:42:51] [SPEAKER_03]: it's basically inoculated here
[02:42:53] [SPEAKER_03]: oh okay
[02:42:53] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:42:54] [SPEAKER_03]: um
[02:42:55] [SPEAKER_03]: so yeah basically this thing
[02:42:56] [SPEAKER_03]: like
[02:42:57] [SPEAKER_03]: just took the entire town
[02:42:59] [SPEAKER_03]: with wisdom saves
[02:43:01] [SPEAKER_03]: mhm
[02:43:02] [SPEAKER_03]: nasty but
[02:43:02] [SPEAKER_03]: not many people will pass that
[02:43:04] [SPEAKER_03]: no
[02:43:05] no
[02:43:06] [SPEAKER_03]: uh yeah like there was like
[02:43:07] [SPEAKER_03]: maybe a couple
[02:43:09] [SPEAKER_03]: how tough is the wisdom save
[02:43:10] [SPEAKER_03]: uh when it first happened
[02:43:11] [SPEAKER_03]: it was pretty bad
[02:43:13] [SPEAKER_03]: uh for you guys
[02:43:14] [SPEAKER_03]: it was 50
[02:43:15] [SPEAKER_03]: by the time you guys got into town it was 50
[02:43:17] [SPEAKER_03]: which means there's probably over 20
[02:43:19] [SPEAKER_03]: initially
[02:43:20] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:43:21] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah I think it says like it was like a 30
[02:43:23] [SPEAKER_03]: when it first hit
[02:43:24] [SPEAKER_03]: so she rolled in that 20
[02:43:26] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah basically anyone
[02:43:27] [SPEAKER_03]: basically there's supposed to be a select few people
[02:43:29] [SPEAKER_03]: that like were effective
[02:43:30] [SPEAKER_03]: like were able to resist it but otherwise
[02:43:32] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah not 20 or nothing
[02:43:35] [SPEAKER_03]: um but yeah
[02:43:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I totally would have stayed as a dog
[02:43:38] [SPEAKER_03]: for the entire
[02:43:39] [SPEAKER_03]: this adventure
[02:43:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I did love that
[02:43:41] [SPEAKER_03]: like the thing was like
[02:43:42] [SPEAKER_03]: would you just turn your
[02:43:44] [SPEAKER_03]: back
[02:43:44] [SPEAKER_03]: back you know ready
[02:43:45] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:43:46] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:43:47] [SPEAKER_03]: also look at you guys are just
[02:43:48] [SPEAKER_03]: again it's just the ever mind game again
[02:43:50] [SPEAKER_03]: you're just recruiting
[02:43:51] [SPEAKER_03]: like potentially recruiting like
[02:43:53] [SPEAKER_03]: MPC is left right and center
[02:43:57] [SPEAKER_03]: specifically like female characters
[02:43:58] [SPEAKER_03]: have you heard of St. John
[02:44:01] [SPEAKER_04]: yes
[02:44:01] [SPEAKER_03]: yes
[02:44:02] [SPEAKER_03]: he's the capital of New England asshole
[02:44:04] [SPEAKER_03]: mm-hmm
[02:44:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going there
[02:44:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm getting the fuck out of this town
[02:44:08] [SPEAKER_03]: like I
[02:44:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought I thought a quaint rustic
[02:44:11] [SPEAKER_03]: coastal town would be a nice like
[02:44:13] [SPEAKER_03]: retreat but no fucking I'm going back to the city
[02:44:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean
[02:44:17] [SPEAKER_03]: come on a lot of people would like
[02:44:19] [SPEAKER_01]: kill for this kind of a setup
[02:44:21] [SPEAKER_01]: because it's basically a zombie apocalypse
[02:44:24] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah
[02:44:26] [SPEAKER_01]: not everyone would be into that though
[02:44:28] [SPEAKER_01]: like you are
[02:44:29] [SPEAKER_03]: a lot of people would be though
[02:44:33] [SPEAKER_01]: sadly it's you know
[02:44:34] [SPEAKER_03]: not quite zombie enough
[02:44:36] [SPEAKER_03]: because they're technically not dead
[02:44:38] [SPEAKER_03]: they are just
[02:44:39] [SPEAKER_01]: we did find out unfortunately that
[02:44:41] [SPEAKER_01]: they're savable
[02:44:42] [SPEAKER_01]: if we didn't figure that out
[02:44:44] [SPEAKER_01]: now I feel obligated to try
[02:44:46] [SPEAKER_03]: yes
[02:44:47] [SPEAKER_03]: and we should probably not tell her
[02:44:49] [SPEAKER_03]: that they're savable
[02:44:50] [SPEAKER_03]: so she doesn't feel bad that she was murdering people
[02:44:54] [SPEAKER_03]: well I mean
[02:44:54] [SPEAKER_03]: she doesn't have the capacity to save them
[02:44:56] [SPEAKER_03]: she doesn't have radiant magic
[02:44:57] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah so it was like
[02:44:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know that magic was a thing until about 30 seconds ago
[02:45:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess yeah
[02:45:03] [SPEAKER_03]: it was sort of a life or death situation
[02:45:04] [SPEAKER_03]: that I've been like
[02:45:05] [SPEAKER_03]: she's probably going to suffer some PTSD
[02:45:07] [SPEAKER_03]: as a result of this but like
[02:45:09] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah
[02:45:09] [SPEAKER_03]: there was it was sort of a
[02:45:11] [SPEAKER_04]: it's fine
[02:45:12] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah
[02:45:14] [SPEAKER_03]: this town is like far worse
[02:45:17] [SPEAKER_03]: happened to it since then
[02:45:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll just cast Mending on her PC and a CD
[02:45:22] [SPEAKER_03]: that's not going to work
[02:45:25] [SPEAKER_03]: she's not a computer
[02:45:27] [SPEAKER_03]: but yeah
[02:45:28] [SPEAKER_04]: cure light mental woods
[02:45:32] [SPEAKER_03]: oh god
[02:45:33] [SPEAKER_03]: is there anything else to be said
[02:45:37] ummm
[02:45:41] [SPEAKER_03]: okay
[02:45:44] [SPEAKER_05]: alright well until next time
[02:45:46] [SPEAKER_03]: we'll see you all next time
[02:45:47] [SPEAKER_02]: bye
[02:45:49] [SPEAKER_02]: next time


