(The Secret World) MSL-North: Tha Boyz - Episode 8: Dragon Fire Rescue

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_06]: A dreamer more deep, our wisdom flows so sweet, test and see.

[00:00:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Transmit.

[00:00:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Time to learn the truth, boys and girls.

[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_05]: In the 30s, Prime Minister King kickstarted a hedge fund for investigating and hunting

[00:00:16] [SPEAKER_05]: various paranormal phenomena.

[00:00:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Now fast forward along the line of mysteries, blood, and maple syrup money throughout the

[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_05]: 20th century.

[00:00:25] [SPEAKER_05]: And you find numerous groups across the country, unified under a loose collective, hunting strange

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_05]: creatures and tackling paranormal threats for profit.

[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't believe the lies by the so-called news networks.

[00:00:40] [SPEAKER_05]: The Secret World is real.

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Here there be monsters.

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And the Monster Slayers League North of the American border is out there.

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Even out in Newfoundland.

[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_05]: There's word of a new team known only as The Boyz.

[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And don't even get me started on the b-

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_08]: Hi, welcome to Wellless Die, a The Secret World actual play podcast.

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_08]: We are continuing our The Secret World campaign.

[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_08]: The League of the Monster Slayers League North, specifically the The Boyz of Newfoundland.

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_08]: So, yeah, so it's the last game when you guys escaped to the back rooms and fled into a gartha.

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, sorry, one of you guys escaped back rooms intact.

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_08]: And the other two died and came back and were resurrected.

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_08]: They made choices.

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Right, I saved somebody.

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you saved the girl.

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_08]: And now she's gonna work for us.

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_08]: She's our Janine.

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we'll say yeah.

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys get like they, so it was going to be recruited by the Templar and the boys are just like,

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_08]: No, no, we'll take her back.

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_08]: We'll offer her a job.

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_13]: She's money-penny.

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Say you have a Janine now.

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_08]: I think her name is actually...

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_09]: I'd say Jasmine.

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Jasmine, yeah, I think Jasmine Bede.

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_08]: I think it's the name I gave.

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_13]: That's a terrible surname.

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_13]: It's gonna be Jasmine Knight.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_13]: Hmm?

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_13]: That's a full stripper name.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_09]: But also appropriate because we're part of the Templars.

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_10]: Isn't that appropriate?

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes?

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, apparently so.

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Jasmine Bede is her name.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_08]: She was an Urbex vlogger before things went horribly wrong with her YouTube channel.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so full identity change.

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_08]: We changed her last name tonight.

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Yep, Jasmine Bede is dead along with the rest of the YouTubers that YouTube channel goes away into the obscurity.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Rip, what do I call it?

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Foralark.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Foralark is gone.

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_08]: People just confuse it with to the arc now.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Or it just vanishes into obscurity like people wonder...

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Like Marvel Hornets.

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_08]: People spend years wondering why, what happened to that crew.

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so Jasmine goes into a basically protective undercover or like a protective custody or...

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah?

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_08]: In a way, basically she gets a new life and she's getting Templar funds or Templar...

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Templar salary now.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Would you be a Templar salary or would you be your monster hunter salary?

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys are kind of freelancers.

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, probably that one.

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_08]: She had to talk to the McGregor family but they were swift to recruit her because they had any new receptionists or somebody to do some of the grunt work.

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_08]: And as an Urbex vlogger, she was actually pretty good at researching things.

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_13]: She's an administrative assistant, thank you.

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_08]: We're going to get the titles right?

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_08]: So it's been about four weeks since you escaped from the back rooms or your resurrections.

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_08]: So what have you guys been up to in the last four weeks?

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_08]: It's now going to be going to September at this point.

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_13]: I spent most of that time balls deep in the naked mole rat.

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_08]: So you went back to Transylvania and convinced...

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_08]: In our helicopter?

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_13]: No, I've been through the portal.

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_13]: You know how much gas it would cost to take a helicopter to Transylvania?

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_09]: Do you know how much fun it would be to fly a helicopter to Transylvania?

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, both are very good points.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_08]: So you've been still leading to sell off her farm or give her farm to one of our relatives and move out to Newfoundland?

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_13]: No, I've been doing the commute.

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay, so she just...

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_13]: It's been costing me fortune and screech to pay off that banshee that I offended so badly.

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's fair actually.

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, you also know that there are...

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_08]: I'll give you this.

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_08]: You also know that there are technically two other animal portals in Newfoundland.

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_08]: They're just basically all the far corners of Newfoundland.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, so I've been having to pay the toll to go buy the banshee, but I offended so badly.

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_13]: But now I'm getting her all liquored up, so she's starting to like me.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so yeah, that's what you've been doing.

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_08]: You've just been having some fun times in the Carpathian Mountains.

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Which is also the name of the way.

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_13]: The Carpathian Mountains.

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_13]: Is there a lake up there?

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_13]: It's a might wet.

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_07]: So, what else do you guys want to do?

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to go for a motorboat.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_10]: What are you thinking of my job?

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_10]: If I should be here or not.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_08]: You're doing here because the Templar...

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, if you weren't working for the Monster Heads here, you'd be doing jobs for the Templar.

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_10]: Pretty much, yeah.

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_08]: If you were doing jobs for the Templar, well, you'd probably go back to jail.

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_08]: How?

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_10]: He's dead.

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_10]: I am technically dead.

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes, because the secret society of the Templar wouldn't be able to falsify information to put him back in jail.

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_09]: But then all he's got to do is commit Sudoku and then they'll send him off again.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_09]: So that you just go on the land.

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_13]: He passes out one night.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_13]: He wakes up looking like Jeffrey Epstein.

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_13]: He winds up going back to jail.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_07]: No.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_10]: It's very easy.

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_10]: They could, quote me ever.

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, after probably just sitting around on the earth and like, see, I'd kept that key on it for a little while.

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_10]: From dying multiple times at this point.

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_07]: That's the third death.

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's the third death.

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_10]: First one in game.

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_10]: Probably spent a little bit of time learning a new secret archetype.

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_10]: Because I do want to try some other ones, even though I said I wasn't going to do that this whole time.

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_10]: But it's part of the game.

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_10]: So probably end up picking up a shotgun and learn Secret of Dragonfire through some shotgun based dude.

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_08]: So you've been hanging out at the Templar basically gun range.

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Or your monster hunting compound's gun range.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_08]: One of the gun ranges that you have access to in the secret world.

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_08]: If you're in the Templar one, you're just basically using shotguns on crucified demons.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_08]: I do like that idea.

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_08]: If you have a mode, the Templar Hall, down in the Templar's busy barracks or gun areas or shooting range and stuff.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_08]: They just have basically Raksha's demons crucified on pikes.

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_08]: And basically that's the targets.

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_10]: Like they're still alive.

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_08]: But you can't kill them.

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_08]: They're still alive and you're basically shooting at them as targets.

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_02]: To test your damages and stuff.

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_13]: It does sound like fun.

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It does.

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_13]: I enjoy reacting targets.

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_10]: But yeah, probably picked up a KSG shotgun.

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_10]: I do like the KSG.

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_10]: I understand.

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_10]: The upside of it is it has two tubes in it.

[00:08:10] [SPEAKER_10]: One tube will be loaded with shotgun shells.

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_10]: The other tube will be empty.

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_10]: So I rack a shot at it.

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_10]: If I'm going to cast a spell, one of my shotgun spells, I can like do a sigil and like put the spell in the tube.

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_10]: So I still shoot it out.

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_10]: I have to just make sure I have the lever in the right spot when I'm shooting heels.

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_13]: You think you're going to get a T-80 healing?

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_13]: You're actually just getting a little buckshot right in the ass?

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Pretty much, yeah.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so that's what you've been up to this year.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_08]: You've been training.

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_10]: Probably practicing jumping a little bit too.

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_10]: Because I died through my failure of jumping.

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_07]: You've been in the gym.

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_08]: You've been learning some more.

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_08]: You're trying to build up your bustle.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_10]: Actually technically I died because he couldn't jump far enough.

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_13]: I have also been practicing my knots.

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_13]: Still with the naked Morris.

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_09]: I keep turning into a 40 pound sloth.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_09]: Like climbing up on his back so he can run, jump and I can be his backpack while he runs.

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Swing on a hairy vine.

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_08]: He can be backpacked while you climb.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_13]: So did we get a pilot with our helicopter?

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_13]: No.

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_09]: Then in the interview time, I spent some money and I took some chopper lessons.

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_13]: I think we should get an NPC for this.

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_09]: We should, but one of us should also be able to actually, if all of us should be able to fly it.

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_09]: You guys are going to have to pay the seller.

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_09]: In reality, I am the least awesome to fly the helicopter because I can dive out of the helicopter without the helicopter.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_09]: Technically you can just assume a flying board.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, but...

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_09]: You have no incentive to try to save the helicopter like we do here.

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_09]: No, exactly.

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_09]: But since I haven't utilized my time yet, how much money is this going to cost me? 10 grand?

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_09]: What, the flying lessons?

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, 10 grand.

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_09]: And can I put down proficiency in aviation?

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_09]: I guess it's flying as it is.

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Is there a piloting or riding in...

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_06]: There is definitely an aviation.

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_09]: They're listed as proficiencies.

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_09]: The one that everybody gets is proficiency land vehicles.

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so proficiency air vehicle.

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_13]: Can I use my time in Eastern Europe when I'm not in bed to try and recruit some ex-Soviet a pilot and a mechanic?

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Sure.

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, roll a pursuit or I guess first roll an investigation to gather information like find some cost somebody.

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_13]: That was terrible.

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_13]: Can I have advantage since I'm using my contacts locally?

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_13]: Sure.

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_13]: That's much better.

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_08]: 20.

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_08]: 20? Okay.

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you find a guy named Yuri.

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_13]: I'm looking for two guys, a mechanic and a pilot.

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_08]: You find a guy named Yuri. He's a bit of a drunk but he's pretty decent.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_08]: He's a pretty decent pilot.

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_08]: But he's a drunk.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_08]: He's pretty... yeah, it comes recommended as a for piloting and such.

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_08]: And then you find actually, then you just know how to go very far from the Habereshti village.

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Because you find that mole rat guy that was doing the work for the bikes.

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_08]: He offers... he's looking for a new change of scenery so he gives his garage to...

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_08]: He's willing to give his mechanic and garage place to his brother if you're looking for somebody to help with and such.

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Alright.

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Now I've got to remember that guy's name.

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_08]: His name was... I did not write it down.

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Fuck.

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_08]: I feel like it was a Russian name though.

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it was definitely a Russian name.

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_13]: I don't think it was Yuri.

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, you know that guy.

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_08]: I'll go back into the audio and figure that guy's name out.

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_08]: I'll add that in my notes.

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_08]: They're like your MBC singer now a massing.

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_08]: So Alina, the genius of benefits.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_13]: So what do I have to pay these guys?

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_13]: Can I pay them in rubles?

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_08]: No.

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_08]: They take marks of favor.

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_08]: That's from the game.

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_13]: Oh god no.

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_08]: They'll take an Asian or American.

[00:12:55] Say...

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_08]: 500 a week?

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_13]: That's a steal. I'll take it.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_13]: So we have them two grand so far.

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Why?

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Because it's been a month, right?

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_08]: So basically two grand a month.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_08]: And these two guys will work for you guys.

[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_08]: That's a really good deal.

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah but we better get some good paying jobs.

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, and we've got those...

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_09]: I assume since you've been going out there you also picked up those machine guns.

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah I picked up the machine guns. I brought all the shit back.

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_09]: So now we can mount those on the hind.

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_13]: Did the hind not come armed?

[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_09]: No.

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_13]: How the fuck's it?

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_10]: We got civilian marble hind.

[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_08]: They gave you the vehicle.

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_08]: You gotta get the guns.

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_08]: They know you work freelance.

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_09]: We'll just get 50 cow guns for the doors.

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_09]: And then we'll fire link those two machine guns under the nose for the pilot.

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_09]: And then we can take on Kaiju.

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_13]: That's 14,000 for right?

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_13]: Plus another probably 30,000 under mount with the control systems.

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_09]: The control systems might still be there.

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah we've got interface.

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_13]: And then if we want rocket pods.

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_09]: Well who wouldn't want rocket pods really?

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_13]: Alright time to wind up on the list.

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_09]: Just get a whole bunch of RPG7s and mount them under the wings.

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_09]: Mount them on little rip cords.

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_08]: So I have Yuri the drunk Russian pilot.

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_08]: And then we have a Bligini mechanic.

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_08]: I'll find out what the guy's name was next time.

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_08]: I have it written down that you basically are paying them $500 a week.

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit!

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm on a list now!

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_09]: Do you know how cheap these are?

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_09]: What rocket pods?

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_13]: They're only about $2,700 a piece.

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_13]: What are they? Hydra 7s?

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_13]: Hydra 7s.

[00:15:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Your reaction is gone.

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_13]: So there are 10 rockets a pod.

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_13]: So we've got 27,000 one side and 27,000 the other.

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_13]: We've got 20 rockets.

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_13]: I mean I'm now pretty much broke.

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_13]: But we have a fully armed kind.

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_09]: So that's 250 cals, rocket pods and...

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_09]: That's 450 cals.

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Two under mounted.

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh okay.

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_08]: So Jack Samson you're actually the guy that is usually at the compound.

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_08]: And like giving you your deep versus something.

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_08]: When he sees that come rolling into the air pad they have on their site.

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_08]: It was like well now that is...damn.

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_08]: I almost wish the drogo would fucking...

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_08]: I fucking would.

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Show up with one of them drogo lords.

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_08]: If something would come out of the sea just to see this in action.

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Almost.

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_13]: It was not two months ago and not 500 miles north of here that I damn near got my ass ate by a Nessie.

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah the... yeah we're still...

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Templar is still trying to come and make sure that places...

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_13]: I do not want to be in such a situation again.

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_08]: Understand.

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Also he's just...

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Jack is just gonna have a fluctuating like text Southern Irish accent.

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah that's what you guys...

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_08]: That's what you did over...

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Were you doing anything in the last four weeks?

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_08]: What's that?

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Were you doing anything in the last four weeks?

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_09]: Learning to be a pilot.

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_09]: So dancing all of my hours into one month.

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_08]: So by the end near the end when he ends up paying...

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Ends up getting dirty.

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_08]: And it's like oh right so I guess I'll be helping you as well with your instructions on the hide.

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh fantastic.

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_03]: You're picking in someone's right for the hide?

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_09]: You tell me what you need me to kick in.

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_09]: I don't actually have a monetary value on my page so I'm putting myself into debt and I'll pay it off my character sheet.

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_09]: But I think I've got over 100k on my regular subscription.

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_13]: The arguments are 112,000.

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_13]: In total?

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_13]: In total.

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_09]: So what's that split three ways?

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_09]: Does Dave have enough to carry a share?

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_02]: How much do I have?

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_09]: If he doesn't have enough to carry a share then that's fine.

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_10]: I honestly have not been spending much.

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Should I try and make a group like Treasury sheet or something for you guys?

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_08]: So you know how much money you guys have in the pool?

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_10]: It would probably be easier as just one sum.

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Equipment and assets is so bad.

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_10]: Splitting it is kind of useful.

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys can have your own personal funds but then you chip into the pool basically.

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_09]: So 34 each?

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_09]: 38 each.

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_09]: 38 each?

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_09]: 38.

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_10]: I have at least 49 so it should be fine.

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was 112.

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_13]: 112.

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh yeah.

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_13]: I knew that.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_13]: I rounded it up but that's going to be forever.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_12]: Alright.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_13]: You find what is pricing?

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_13]: Minus 48,000.

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_13]: Alright.

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_13]: Alright.

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay so that's what you were basically doing in the past four weeks.

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Meanwhile the wildfires continued to rage across Canada.

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Fortunately kind of sparing the island of Newfoundland.

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_08]: The Labrador has not been spared.

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Labrador is apparently still going to have put a number of wildfires up in the three

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_08]: twillinesses of not many casualties but a lot of people are going to be going.

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_13]: Well if the wildfires wiped out every single person in Labrador that would be like all

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_13]: 17 guys.

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll say not wrong.

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_08]: Not right but not wrong.

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah it is September 16th, 2003 when you guys get the call to come back come in

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_08]: and for a job.

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_08]: So I suppose you guys are probably all itching to get some money.

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_08]: It's been pretty, it hasn't been really worth your time or like they haven't really called

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_08]: you in since then so or since August.

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah Jack is there and with Janine actually or sorry Jasmine Knight and she's got like

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_08]: a laptop at the table like basically hooked up to the projector and such.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Alright boys so we got ourselves a situation out west on the west coast of the rock.

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Jasmine.

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_09]: Sorry the west coast of the rock or the west coast of Canada?

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_08]: The rock.

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay cheers.

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Our jurisdiction is not anywhere else in Canada.

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_09]: You sent the west coast and I immediately thought BC and that would have just been

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_09]: terrible.

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah Jasmine's been actually here has been tracking down and tracking a peculiar event

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_08]: that's been happening in the last couple of days.

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_08]: And then yeah basically I left Jasmine take over as a guest.

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_08]: So you guys are familiar with the wildfires that are going on all across Canada like

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_08]: everywhere but Newfoundland?

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_13]: I have seen a television in the last three months.

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah well so we've so yeah that's been going on and there seems to have been a series of

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_08]: fires in a town called Crowley on the island.

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_08]: It's about 20, 30, it's about an hour east of Cornbrook on the west coast of Newfoundland.

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_08]: And they sort of have conflicting reports of what's going on.

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Some people are blaming arsonists, some people are worried that the wildfires stuff.

[00:21:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Though we do have some interesting leads here.

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_08]: So she puts up on the screen some images and some video.

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_08]: This is from Cornbrook and the video is very blurry and like sell cams or somebody's camera

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_08]: and so that from houses or from backyards on the coastline stuff.

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_08]: And you guys see what looks like some kind of large dark thing flying over the ocean

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_08]: like into the coast above the coast.

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_09]: That's Brent, you googled the wrong thing that's corner gas.

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_08]: No so this has been popping up a couple of last few weeks.

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_08]: There's been settings all across the Maritimes of flying creatures and again more photos

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_08]: pop up from like TikTok or screenshots from Twitter and such.

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_08]: And it's basically looks like a large heron or like a large long necked flying creature

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_08]: but it's very blurry or silhouetted, it's super far away.

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_08]: And people have been kind of going on about some kind of long lost pterodactyl

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_08]: or like a large bird or something like that.

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_08]: But this one guy in Crowley where the fires are happening in Newfoundland

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_08]: and she pulls up another link and you see this guy's like video footage at night time.

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_08]: He looks like he's on the shoreline of a lake and he's looking over at the end of the other side of the lake

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_08]: where there's like a bunch of like heavily forested area.

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_08]: And in the darkness like of the sky and some of that you see this long necked flying creature

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_08]: silhouetted against like the stars.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_08]: And then it just unleashes a torrent of fire down onto the tree line.

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_08]: And the guy just like suddenly the camera gets too shaky and he just cuts out.

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Ah, don't call Xania.

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah so this guy his name is George Sanderson.

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_08]: He's a logger up there in Crowley but also a conspiracy blogger.

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_08]: He's according to from what I've been being educated about he's one of the people that's tagged by the Templar

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_08]: and the Illuminati for like knowing a little too much about your, about her.

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_08]: She says you're and then she's like correct yourself.

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Our secret world.

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_08]: But so he seems, on his blog and like he has this footage and some of that

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_08]: he's crying dragon and he's saying the things that were spotted in Cronenbrook

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_08]: was also a dragon of some kind.

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah there's this, yeah the town of Crowley is being besieged by wildfires

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_08]: or by fires that are popping up overnight.

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_08]: And there's local law enforcement and the provincial rescue efforts are going over there

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_08]: trying to stop various fires that are breaking out, trying to make sure they don't grow into anything bigger.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_08]: There's I think a news crew from the Cronenbrook division of the Newfoundland news station

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_08]: and there are also a couple of missing people in the local,

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_08]: the Grand Lake National Park has a couple of them when they were trying to call back tourists and campers and such

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_08]: out from the woods because of the fires.

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_08]: From what I've been gathering, from what I've got from the details about that

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_08]: they are missing a trio of people who are out camping and a ranger hasn't reported in.

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_08]: I've also gotten, apparently one of the locals is asking about

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_08]: for help looking for their husband and his brother who went out hunting in the area.

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_09]: Her husband and her lover.

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_08]: So that's where we're at.

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_08]: And then Jack is like thank you, thank you Jasmine.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so yeah if this, we want you guys to go up there and track down this creature

[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_08]: and identify it and make sure it stops doing what it's doing.

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_08]: If it is causing these fires then it's got to be put down.

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_08]: And if it is indeed what's being said, a dragon, well that could be a pretty hefty sum for our organization.

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_13]: And you, what kind of missiles do we have?

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_13]: Dome fire rockets, 70 millimeter rockets.

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_13]: We can't afford the anti-aircraft package, I understand.

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_10]: So what we're saying is I shouldn't have spent all this time training to use a shotgun

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_10]: and incendiary spells when we're going to a forest that's already on fire

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_10]: fighting a dragon that's up in the fucking sky.

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay cool.

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_09]: This is funny.

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_09]: To be fair, your most effective attacks have been always done with a 50 millimeter machine gun.

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_09]: Or 50 caliber machine gun.

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_10]: We can get a 50 millimeter one if you want.

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_10]: That sounds good to me.

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_09]: I would love that.

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_09]: That would be fantastic.

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_13]: Oh yeah it's an autocannon range unfortunately.

[00:27:29] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah the, you guys don't know where the dragon is roaming.

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_08]: You know the vicinity of where it's roaming and where it's possibly causing problems?

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_09]: In our last adventure.

[00:27:40] [SPEAKER_10]: I want to imagine that he actually put his hand up in the game as well.

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_09]: In our last adventure we came across a griffin.

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_09]: Did you?

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_09]: Well we didn't actually, but I did have one of its feathers.

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_08]: Right yeah.

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_08]: You just never actually saw the griffin.

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Can I do that?

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Wild shape into a griffin?

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_08]: I am going to say, because I do want to actually,

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_08]: I was saying earlier today, where somebody was saying like speak with animals should be,

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_08]: you should be allowed to speak with monstrosities or with like creatures like griffins or owl bears and stuff like that.

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_08]: And honestly I am 100% down with that because they, while they are,

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_08]: as long as they are a creature that you have seen before

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_08]: and that you have, or in this case even have like a, some kind of a folk I have.

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_08]: A token or a folk I have.

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_08]: I would allow you to shape wild shape into it.

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_08]: No one's got a, no one is,

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_09]: griffin versus dragon.

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_09]: So it's challenge rating is two.

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_09]: Technically my highest challenge rating I can turn into is one.

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_09]: So could I spend an extra anima die to turn into it?

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_08]: I would allow that.

[00:29:12] Okay.

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Basically the equivalent of like using a higher spell level to boost up what you can do.

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_08]: We'll just screenshot that.

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh fuck yeah.

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_08]: So the, yeah so you know that this creature, that this flying fire breathing creature looks like a dragon,

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_08]: if it acts like a dragon it's probably a dragon,

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_08]: but you don't know where it's dwelling,

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_08]: like where it seems to only come out at night when it has been attacking,

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_08]: when it has been like sending things on fire and so that.

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_08]: There is a bit of a hullabloot in the town of Crowley.

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_08]: And, but and you know that there are some people,

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_08]: several people in different parts of the area around Crowley that are missing.

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_08]: And there's also this George Sanderson person who has like one of the few,

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_08]: I guess it's second hand accounts or first hand accounts of the creature,

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_08]: because he has a video of it by a leak.

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_09]: In the day or at night?

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_08]: It was at night.

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_08]: So you can track him down, find out what he knows, like where it's gone.

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_08]: You could track down the wife of the missing hunter and then the brother,

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_08]: or you could ask the local authorities or like the local ranger station in 7C

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_08]: where that ranger was last seen or where the campers were supposed to be camping out at.

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_08]: There is a pretty isolated, like Crowley, basically the road ends at Crowley

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_08]: and then it goes into basically just the interior national parks of Newfoundland.

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Travel-wise with the exception of your, if you take your helicopter,

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_08]: or your behind,

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_08]: the car ride out there is going to be pretty substantial.

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Hang on, I think John's...

[00:31:24] [SPEAKER_08]: We have motorcycles, yeah?

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_13]: I mean put the motorcycles on the helicopter.

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_06]: Let me just double check to see how long it would take to drive out to see John's.

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Otherwise we might be able to fit like a smart car in there.

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_13]: I like the bike set better.

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_13]: It just sounds cool.

[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I don't much relish the idea of trying to mount a machine gun on a smart car.

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_10]: You just start shooting in the car back.

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_08]: So it's going to be a three hour, probably about a three or two to three hour helicopter ride.

[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_13]: So what's the distance as the go flies?

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_08]: That's what I mean.

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_08]: I know this is about six hours car ride.

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_08]: So I'm basically like going a little bit over half of the, for the helicopter.

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_13]: The helicopter's max speed is 335 kilometers an hour.

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_13]: So what's the distance as the go flies?

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_12]: I wish I knew how to use that in the ruler option in Google, but they always changed on me.

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_12]: There we go, there we go.

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_12]: That's...

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_09]: I should ask Mike about that for you.

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_09]: He has a website that he goes to and it's all military maps.

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_08]: It is 375 kilometers as the go flies.

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_13]: So we're not going to push the helicopter, we'll call it an hour and a half.

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so it'll be about an hour and a half by helicopter, which would normally be a six hour ride.

[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, during the ride I will be meditating and swapping back to see her to the sharpshooter.

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_10]: Sorry Dave.

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_10]: No, that's fine.

[00:32:59] [SPEAKER_10]: That's the whole point of this is so you can, it's modular for the situation.

[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Now you have like a more reason for why you can swap to shotguns.

[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Fair.

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Fair.

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so as this hind helicopter flies over the interior of the Niflum, better solution would have been.

[00:33:22] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay, the other thing is when we got it, we repainted it.

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_13]: It's orange.

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay, so now it looks like a rescue helicopter.

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_13]: You're not looking too close.

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_13]: It just looks like a rescue helicopter.

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_13]: Which would be totally in situation at an emergency like this.

[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_10]: It really is, but what's the worst thing that can happen?

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_10]: I respawn in the kerf.

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, yeah, the host, I can't remember what I named them, but they have the host and the,

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_08]: but the emissary and the guy in the suit are just like really again.

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_08]: How many times did he use?

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_08]: You again?

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_10]: We haven't even seen anybody else yet.

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm the only one out of everyone in the secret world that's down.

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_08]: I don't mind the 500 plus like bees that are out there.

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Is that only how many there are?

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm sure there's like, honestly there's probably less or more depending on the set, depending on the campaign.

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_10]: Because like in the video game, there's thousands of people playing the game, but how many like canonically do you think?

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_08]: In the tabletop game, it's 10 years after the events of the first of the MMO and there's been another surge in bees.

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_08]: So there's been another rise in the population of bees.

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_10]: Yes, but how many were there canonically in the first game?

[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_08]: Dude, don't ask me that.

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm just thinking for your headcanon, I'm curious what you think.

[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_08]: In the original, there's probably like hundreds.

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_08]: To be fair, this is your favorite setting and this is something you could legitimately know.

[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_08]: But this is like the 10-0.

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_08]: Like this is like how many 10-0 are there in World Warframe?

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_06]: I could tell you how many 10-0 there are in World Warcraft.

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Zero.

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_08]: What are you worried for?

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_08]: How many 10-0 are there?

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_13]: World of Warframe.

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_13]: There's supposed to be 10 on a plate.

[00:35:12] Four.

[00:35:13] Are you serious?

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_08]: There's at least four because you're going to have four people in this one.

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm going with like there were hundreds back then and there's probably hundreds or more now

[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_08]: because there's been an upsurge again.

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_08]: I think in the book it says like there's been another surge and then it's a rise in decline in populations.

[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, so yeah, you guys are about an hour,

[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_08]: you get about like an hour and 10 minutes out when you start seeing the smoke of the fires and such.

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_08]: So Yuri is I assume driving or taking the plane or taking the helicopter?

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Yuri is driving.

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_09]: All of a sudden the copilot seat.

[00:35:56] [SPEAKER_10]: Does anyone know any ice or water based spells?

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_08]: No.

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_10]: No.

[00:36:01] [SPEAKER_10]: I have a fire bolt or no it's our ray of frost that's that one.

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_10]: That's the one I got.

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Ray of frost.

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_10]: I was looking through the other secret architects.

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm like, I wonder if I should actually pick a water based one because everyone else has fire stuff.

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_10]: Well you have shape shifting.

[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_10]: What are your actual spells?

[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I have fire bolt cool and drew a craft in Sheleli and mage armor and magic missile and sleep.

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_09]: Animal friendship and speak with animals and entangle and invisibility.

[00:36:37] [SPEAKER_09]: Invisibility, misty step and suggestion.

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_13]: We'll set down.

[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_13]: We'll start interviewing squirrels.

[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_09]: Scorching ray.

[00:36:46] [SPEAKER_09]: Animal messenger passed without trace.

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_09]: Spike growth.

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_09]: So you are sneaky animal based with light amounts of fire?

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_09]: Spirit guardians?

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_09]: No.

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_09]: Spirit guardians conjure animals, plant growth, speak with plants, dimension door, blight and giant insect.

[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_09]: Nice.

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_13]: Which by headcan is just turkey side mosquito.

[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's an actual giant like EDF levels of giant insects.

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_09]: Don't know.

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not too worried about it right now.

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_09]: If it comes up we'll, we'll, yeah.

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_09]: If desperation gets there then I will ask you to look it up.

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm pretty sure your spell list is basically fire.

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_10]: You have some rest or spells and fire radiance.

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_09]: It's a nice and historic.

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, okay.

[00:37:39] [SPEAKER_09]: I mean if I switched over to elementalism then yes I would have some ice spells.

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_08]: And just for the record I'm using the Google map of Howley, Newfoundland for Crowley.

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah as you guys are getting, basically getting ready to like touchdown like,

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_08]: he is like, you want me to touch down, should we touch down near the, near the down or should we go like somewhere outside the town?

[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe outside of town.

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_09]: You know fully armed.

[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Paint orange so that it looks like it's a, like it's one of the various fully armed,

[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_09]: painted orange emergency response helicopter.

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_09]: It's still going to throw people off.

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Fully armed and operational rescue vehicle.

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_10]: We need to like have it so the weapons we can just, there's a light switch inside to turn on like an invisibility spell to hide the weapons.

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_09]: Honestly what we should do is we should have boxes built around the missile pods with just a door that pops down and then put a fucking red cross on them.

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_13]: Let's go with that.

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_13]: I like that one.

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_09]: It can just look like medical supplies.

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_09]: And that's like supplies, motherfuckers.

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_09]: The machine guns I really don't know how to disguise those.

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_10]: We have no magic.

[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_10]: I feel like we should be able to actually magic it up.

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_10]: Probably.

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_10]: Some sort of like glamour or whatever on them.

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_13]: So apparently when you make a giant insect, it becomes a large creature.

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_08]: So it's the size of a horse.

[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_08]: So what, so whatever insect do you use?

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_08]: And so I can pull up a different lens than insects.

[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_09]: And then you just suddenly, obviously it would be a horse-sized mosquito.

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_09]: Nope.

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_09]: It would be a fly.

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_09]: It would be a black fly.

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_09]: It does.

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_09]: Because then it would be a horse fly.

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_09]: Actually, it looks nice.

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_13]: It does tell you that it depends on how many creatures, how many of what creature you're looking at.

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_09]: I could summon white angle sacks and Protestants.

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_09]: Up to five of them.

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, five of them.

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_09]: He needs a cannon bar.

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_13]: He's the cast of friends.

[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_08]: So Yuri just like, alright, we're in the boat.

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_08]: I've got the little sit down here.

[00:40:10] [SPEAKER_08]: And then he just slaps you on the back to, you're up, I'm going to get some vodka.

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, he's walking out the back.

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_09]: He opens one of the medical crates and just pulls out a bottle of vodka.

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_08]: So roll your proficiency of piling to land.

[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_09]: Are you going to call this dexterity or are you going to call it wisdom or intelligence?

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_08]: I would say this is probably intelligence.

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Or, I'd say intelligence or dexterity, your choice.

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Dexterity it is.

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_09]: Thank God.

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_09]: So that's only an eight plus three.

[00:40:45] [SPEAKER_09]: And just like that, I've been eyeing it was a seven.

[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah really.

[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_13]: So dexterity check is to land the plane yourself.

[00:40:52] [SPEAKER_13]: The wisdom check is to make Yuri come his ass back here and land the plane.

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, you managed to land it.

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a little rough but it gets the job.

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_08]: That doesn't hurt anything.

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a little crunchy and loud.

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_02]: No one died.

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_09]: There's reason why we now have a mechanic on Retainer.

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_09]: The mechanic who's in the gunner's seat.

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so is the Bligini, is the mechanic with you guys?

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, he's a flight officer.

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_08]: You look back at Crowley's, Yuri is having some vodka with him.

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Russians, we had to hire Russians.

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_08]: They work cheap.

[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Well find a hind.

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_01]: See you're in the middle of the field.

[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I need to get an A-cane.

[00:41:37] [SPEAKER_13]: Seriously, there is no one on earth who knows how to pilot and operate this vessel who is not an alcoholic.

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah exactly.

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah.

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_09]: As I pull out my flask and then slow pilot.

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_08]: You actually got that flask? Less than one?

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a different attitude.

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_08]: So you guys just leave land.

[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_08]: So you guys have landed out of the field on the east side of town.

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_08]: There's a road that goes west into town for you guys.

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_08]: I think it's the...

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_08]: It's called the Newfoundland Trail Road.

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_13]: So we're wearing our civvies?

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_13]: Mm-hmm.

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_13]: Covert style?

[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm, yep.

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_10]: Amazing they always covert.

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_13]: We take our bikes into town.

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Yep.

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_08]: I will say, actually you guys did get a dossier on George at least.

[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Because the tumbler actually have, or the sewer side actually have a dossier on him.

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_08]: So you know that he works for a logging company in the area and he frequently visits a bar called Trappers.

[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Trappers Hut in town.

[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_08]: And then when he's not there he lives in a...

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_08]: He's the termin' the estate bar.

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_08]: No, not that kind of trapper.

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_08]: More like the hunting and gathering.

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Hunting and animal trapper.

[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_08]: But when he's not...

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_08]: So basically during the day he's working in logging unless he has a day off,

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_08]: in which case he's at the Trappers Hut.

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_08]: And at night he's at his mobile home in a small little development north of town.

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys got probably into deep reef and all that stuff probably in the morning.

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_08]: And then took you guys an hour to have to get here.

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_08]: So probably it's by like mid-day.

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Like at most.

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Like noon, or just afternoon when you guys arrive.

[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, well I guess I will load myself up onto my motorcycle.

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_09]: Open the back door of the hind and I guess we ride into town.

[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, riding along a road that's right next to a large rail system or like rail tracks.

[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_08]: And get you drive into town.

[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a pretty small...

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Very small.

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_08]: I think it's got a population of maybe a thousand, two thousand people.

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, it's very rural.

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_08]: There's areas that are built up of residential and some of that.

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_08]: And there's like some of the some like buildings and some of that.

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_08]: But nothing's really like more than two or three floors maybe.

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Everything's one story or two stories max.

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_08]: And there are clusters of urban areas.

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Everything else is in it and it's all kind of just divided by forest and ponds.

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_08]: So where do you go to hit first?

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_08]: You are seeing a lot of activity in town from there's some local like R&C traffic in here.

[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Like the Royal Newfoundland Rite Stabulary.

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_08]: The police because they have their own constabulary.

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_08]: They have local authorities are here.

[00:45:09] [SPEAKER_08]: There's also a lot of jeeps and trucks from the provincial rescue services.

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Basically they're basically using like the center of town as like a forwarding base for like dealing with the fires and stuff.

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_08]: And so you're actually probably not making too much of a hull of blue by entering the town

[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_08]: because they probably just think you're one of the people that are coming in for the to deal with the fires and such.

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_08]: So where do you want to go first?

[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_13]: I would like to proceed.

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_13]: I think investigating the missing hunters is probably your best lead.

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_13]: Probably.

[00:45:50] [SPEAKER_13]: They will probably set up in a particular location.

[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_09]: Probably.

[00:45:54] [SPEAKER_09]: And campers are varying levels of...

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_09]: Eddie, good at what they do.

[00:46:04] [SPEAKER_09]: So they literally could just be lost.

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:46:08] [SPEAKER_13]: Where's the hunters?

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_13]: Probably had this location pre-established and been out repeatedly over the course of the year.

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, let's see for a bit.

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, hunters first.

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_08]: So you're going to look for the...

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_08]: So you...

[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'll say you have the address of the life.

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_08]: So you drive out to a sort of a small developed area on the north end of town.

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, it's a nice bungalow sort of house.

[00:46:40] [SPEAKER_08]: There's a truck in the...

[00:46:42] [SPEAKER_08]: A small truck in the drive.

[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a two-lane drive.

[00:46:48] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, a copper still in the back.

[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_09]: A copper still in the back?

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:46:54] [SPEAKER_09]: I thought you were talking about my everyone character for a second.

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, everything else I want to know.

[00:46:57] [SPEAKER_09]: It's like what could...

[00:46:57] [SPEAKER_09]: What's copper here for?

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_09]: What am I doing here?

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_09]: It's just a still of him.

[00:47:00] [SPEAKER_09]: It's just a painting.

[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I gotcha.

[00:47:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so you guys go up to the door and take a walk and such.

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_08]: And a few minutes later, a woman comes to the door.

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes?

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Hi.

[00:47:16] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I am...

[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_09]: Shit, what's my character's name?

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_08]: You're...

[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Jacob.

[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Jacob Blackstone.

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's John Jacob, not Jinkleheimer Schmidt.

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_08]: If only your character was Marcel Schmidt.

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_09]: It will call you Smitty.

[00:47:39] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm Jacob Blackstone.

[00:47:41] [SPEAKER_09]: These are my associates.

[00:47:45] [SPEAKER_09]: We didn't discuss this first.

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_09]: Are we going down the Ministry of National Resources?

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_08]: We should probably discuss this in front of her.

[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm really glad you guys were thinking about this on the way down.

[00:47:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah.

[00:47:56] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys do know that there's fire rescue teams in Southern town.

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_13]: Ministry of National Resources and Ministry of Response team.

[00:48:04] [SPEAKER_09]: We're with the Ministry of National Resources and Emergency Response team.

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_09]: We're here to look into the disappearance of your husband.

[00:48:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you need to sit and you need something more?

[00:48:18] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys came a couple of hours ago.

[00:48:21] [SPEAKER_09]: I understand. We've got a couple of groups that are going out.

[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_09]: We're not in close contact.

[00:48:26] [SPEAKER_09]: We also like to double down on our information,

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_09]: make sure we've got all of the details right.

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_09]: Persuade or deception.

[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_09]: Which would you prefer?

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_09]: Probably deception.

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, because I'm proficient in both.

[00:48:40] [SPEAKER_09]: Deception?

[00:48:41] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:48:41] [SPEAKER_09]: Actually, I had expertise in deception.

[00:48:46] [SPEAKER_09]: So that's...

[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_09]: 11 plus 6 plus 3.

[00:48:51] [SPEAKER_09]: So dirty 20.

[00:48:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, yeah, no, she buys it.

[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, um...

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_10]: How much? We need income.

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_10]: How much should we pay? We need more income.

[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_10]: We just bought a helicopter.

[00:49:02] [SPEAKER_06]: He just had an algorithm.

[00:49:04] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I just died.

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_06]: It's okay, he wakes up in a garthet.

[00:49:08] [SPEAKER_06]: No, he wouldn't wake him in a garthet because his bike didn't disintegrate.

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_10]: I would just wake up right there.

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, no, we'd make sure it did.

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Don't mind him. Just set him on fire.

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Anyways.

[00:49:19] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, so she's like, okay, yeah.

[00:49:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Do you need to come in or can we just do this at the door?

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_08]: We can just do that this year. That's fine.

[00:49:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I've been trying to get a hold of him through his sat phone.

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_08]: It's not going through at all.

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Him and his brother went out a couple of days ago on the week...

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_08]: or half way through the week to go deer hunting out in the...

[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, there's a road that goes out into the other side of Grand Lake.

[00:49:52] [SPEAKER_08]: And they have a cabin out near Mel's pond.

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_08]: So that's where they were last.

[00:50:01] [SPEAKER_08]: That's where they said they were heading out to have a couple of nights of deer hunting and such.

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_08]: I told him he shouldn't have left because there was fires being spotted.

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_08]: But they wanted to do some deer hunting.

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_10]: Can we have the number of his sat phone so we can keep trying it as we're investigating?

[00:50:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, she gives you the sat phone number.

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_08]: So you guys can actually...

[00:50:27] [SPEAKER_08]: You can even like roll out to see if you can get the GPS signal or anything like that if you want.

[00:50:30] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, that's actually what I was gonna fall that down with was we could call up the Templars and see if we can get them to...

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_09]: See if that sat phone is active.

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_09]: Because if it is then they can give us GPS location of the sat phone.

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_09]: Because yeah, it could just be ringing on the ground.

[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:50:48] [SPEAKER_10]: Or in the belly of the beast.

[00:50:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Would it tell you like the history of where it was or would that be something that...

[00:50:56] [SPEAKER_08]: That depends on the device.

[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_13]: You'll probably be able to get a location where it every time it's picked.

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_13]: So you wouldn't have a consistent trail?

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_13]: But you'd have the ping and you'd have the previous pings and so forth.

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_10]: Depends on how often she was calling it I guess.

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so that's something...

[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_09]: How often they were calling their mistresses.

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's true.

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_08]: So you could call...

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so you can roll an investigation to have the Templar look into that for you.

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Or hook her, so I'm not touching it.

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_13]: I've got clue, Alan, so I'll take advantage on that.

[00:51:29] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_13]: That's 20 investigate to get a GPS cord on the sat phone.

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:51:39] [SPEAKER_08]: So it's not active right now.

[00:51:41] [SPEAKER_08]: It hasn't been for...

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_08]: It hasn't had a ping in about a day or two.

[00:51:47] [SPEAKER_08]: But the last ping...

[00:51:49] [SPEAKER_08]: The last couple of pings before that were at a place

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_08]: probably about 6 to 8 kilometers southeast or

[00:52:00] [SPEAKER_08]: southwest of the town of Crowley.

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_08]: On the other side of Grand Lake where she said...

[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_08]: If you look on Google Maps it says that you scroll down and it says

[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Mel's Pond.

[00:52:12] [SPEAKER_13]: So they were really supposed to be?

[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[00:52:16] [SPEAKER_10]: What if I call right now?

[00:52:18] [SPEAKER_10]: Will the ping change?

[00:52:19] [SPEAKER_10]: You call and use like...

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_09]: We're sorry, the number you have reached is not in service.

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, please check the number.

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_09]: Try to call again.

[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_13]: The sat phone has probably been destroyed.

[00:52:30] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[00:52:34] [SPEAKER_13]: So I guess we'll head back to the chopper and we'll head out there.

[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:52:41] [SPEAKER_08]: With the chopper.

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_08]: All right.

[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_08]: As you're...

[00:52:45] [SPEAKER_08]: We don't need to use the chopper.

[00:52:46] [SPEAKER_08]: We're out of town, right?

[00:52:47] [SPEAKER_08]: No, we're just...

[00:52:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Going out that way is...

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_08]: You're looking at probably about an hour at most.

[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Draw down some winding dirt roads and such.

[00:52:56] [SPEAKER_10]: An hour on a bike?

[00:52:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:52:58] [SPEAKER_13]: So we'll take the chopper.

[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_13]: We'll drop in.

[00:53:01] [SPEAKER_13]: We'll fast rope down onto the target.

[00:53:04] [SPEAKER_13]: Proceed on foot.

[00:53:05] [SPEAKER_13]: All of us including the pilot.

[00:53:08] [SPEAKER_13]: We'll have Yuri do some orbits.

[00:53:11] [SPEAKER_13]: Stay in radio contact.

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_13]: Overwatch the situation.

[00:53:14] [SPEAKER_13]: With the drink.

[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_13]: Orbits.

[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah.

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_09]: The soda with all the floaty balls in it.

[00:53:20] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh yeah.

[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_08]: As you guys are getting out of the...

[00:53:24] [SPEAKER_08]: So is there anything else you want to ask her?

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Are you guys done with that?

[00:53:28] [SPEAKER_09]: I think that's it for her.

[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to ask you to know.

[00:53:33] [SPEAKER_13]: Did your husband's trail cams pick up anything weird

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_13]: before they went out for season?

[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_08]: They did see...

[00:53:40] [SPEAKER_08]: The reason why they were going out there was because

[00:53:41] [SPEAKER_08]: they saw like a...

[00:53:43] [SPEAKER_08]: They spotted a bunch of deer in the area.

[00:53:47] [SPEAKER_08]: But actually, hang on.

[00:53:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Hang on, yeah, I can check.

[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why I can check that.

[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_08]: She goes inside and like...

[00:53:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Did you follow her in?

[00:53:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:53:56] [SPEAKER_08]: So you follow her to like basically the den.

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Like a den.

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_08]: And she's looking at...

[00:54:01] [SPEAKER_08]: She has like his work computer or his computer.

[00:54:04] [SPEAKER_08]: And she logs on and looks for the...

[00:54:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Try to find the trail cam.

[00:54:10] [SPEAKER_08]: And there is no signal or reception.

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_13]: But there were a bit of historic videos, right?

[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_13]: Like they've already downloaded some?

[00:54:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, there's...

[00:54:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, actually, there probably won't be a couple.

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Roll perception.

[00:54:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Anybody who's looking at the camera footage

[00:54:25] [SPEAKER_08]: and she's like kind of scrolling through the last one

[00:54:27] [SPEAKER_08]: before it had been lost signal.

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_08]: That's not me.

[00:54:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Somebody else will roll it.

[00:54:32] [SPEAKER_13]: Perception?

[00:54:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:54:33] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[00:54:38] Three and three.

[00:54:40] [SPEAKER_09]: Fifteen.

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Fifteen?

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, basically there was a lot of footage.

[00:54:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Like it's very staticky, staticky.

[00:54:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Like no signal at all.

[00:54:48] [SPEAKER_08]: And then suddenly that's two for a moment.

[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Sort of very, very artifacting,

[00:54:55] [SPEAKER_08]: fragmenting my digital quality.

[00:54:57] [SPEAKER_08]: But you see like what looks like

[00:55:01] [SPEAKER_08]: the trees are being like pushed forward

[00:55:04] [SPEAKER_08]: and you think you see an arm

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_08]: in the feet for a second

[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_08]: and then it just cuts to...

[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_08]: It goes back to static.

[00:55:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Before the arm.

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_08]: A human arm.

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Like wearing denim or plaid.

[00:55:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, like wearing like a...

[00:55:20] [SPEAKER_08]: wearing like a Hunter's jacket.

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:55:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Like a camo jacket or something.

[00:55:26] [SPEAKER_08]: It's like sort of like

[00:55:27] [SPEAKER_08]: almost like waving across the screen.

[00:55:29] [SPEAKER_08]: And then everything goes to static.

[00:55:33] [SPEAKER_08]: The feet before that is just like

[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_08]: the forest around the cow,

[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_08]: wherever it is.

[00:55:39] [SPEAKER_08]: And you occasionally see some deer

[00:55:42] [SPEAKER_08]: running or running across.

[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Always running in the same direction.

[00:55:48] [SPEAKER_08]: No, but they do look a lot...

[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_08]: The ones that you see in the most recent footage

[00:55:52] [SPEAKER_08]: like in the last few days

[00:55:54] [SPEAKER_08]: seem to be a little more panicky looking.

[00:55:59] [SPEAKER_09]: Which could just be fire.

[00:56:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but yeah that's what you find is

[00:56:06] [SPEAKER_08]: the actual like...

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_08]: That was the recording stuff.

[00:56:10] [SPEAKER_08]: The hunting cam isn't relaying anything anymore.

[00:56:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:56:19] [SPEAKER_08]: That's weird.

[00:56:20] [SPEAKER_08]: It's like that should still be recording.

[00:56:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh God, you don't think something's happening to them?

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_08]: The fires are gone that far.

[00:56:29] [SPEAKER_13]: Those cell phone trail cameras

[00:56:31] [SPEAKER_13]: are notoriously unreliable.

[00:56:33] [SPEAKER_13]: I'm sure it's just the signal is gone out.

[00:56:37] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, she wants a lot of sense to me.

[00:56:40] [SPEAKER_13]: Oh fuck, that makes a lot of sense.

[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_13]: Should I roll a deception on that one?

[00:56:43] [SPEAKER_13]: Because I'm pretty sure they're dead.

[00:56:45] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you want to know what's going on?

[00:56:46] [SPEAKER_13]: We don't know though.

[00:56:50] [SPEAKER_01]: 18.

[00:56:51] [SPEAKER_08]: She wants to believe.

[00:56:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:56:55] [SPEAKER_08]: And as you guys are doing that,

[00:56:56] [SPEAKER_08]: are you guys all went inside?

[00:57:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Sure.

[00:57:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah?

[00:57:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[00:57:01] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys here are like a very vigorous knock on the door

[00:57:04] [SPEAKER_08]: from the front door.

[00:57:06] [SPEAKER_08]: I was like, oh, who's that?

[00:57:08] [SPEAKER_08]: And she just goes out there and...

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_08]: And then as soon as she opens the door

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_08]: it's like...

[00:57:15] [SPEAKER_08]: It's her husband's boss.

[00:57:17] [SPEAKER_08]: He has flowers and chocolates.

[00:57:19] [SPEAKER_08]: His hair is combed.

[00:57:21] [SPEAKER_08]: No, it's a...

[00:57:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Morning or afternoon.

[00:57:23] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm Alejandro Dente

[00:57:25] [SPEAKER_08]: and I'm here with the cornerbrook news

[00:57:27] [SPEAKER_08]: to get the scoop.

[00:57:29] [SPEAKER_08]: What?

[00:57:29] [SPEAKER_08]: All day?

[00:57:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to say it with the eyebrows.

[00:57:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Alejandro.

[00:57:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Alejandro.

[00:57:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Ma'am, are you...

[00:57:43] [SPEAKER_08]: We were aware that you were the wife of

[00:57:47] [SPEAKER_08]: one of the missing hunters that are out in town.

[00:57:50] [SPEAKER_08]: So basically she's getting...

[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_08]: She's getting confronted by

[00:57:57] [SPEAKER_08]: the political news network stuff.

[00:57:59] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:58:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:58:00] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to...

[00:58:01] [SPEAKER_09]: You're a giant of a man, yes?

[00:58:04] [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

[00:58:04] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to step in behind him,

[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_09]: out of sight,

[00:58:08] [SPEAKER_09]: cast Prestidigitation.

[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[00:58:11] [SPEAKER_09]: And then I'm going to

[00:58:12] [SPEAKER_09]: focus very directly on their...

[00:58:16] [SPEAKER_09]: whatever they're recording this with.

[00:58:17] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, there's a sleep gentleman

[00:58:22] [SPEAKER_08]: of Latin descent.

[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_08]: There's a camera guy,

[00:58:27] [SPEAKER_08]: kind of bigger pudger dude with a camera

[00:58:30] [SPEAKER_08]: filming from behind the guy.

[00:58:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Alejandro is sort of like

[00:58:37] [SPEAKER_08]: side, like next to it,

[00:58:38] [SPEAKER_08]: like in view of the camera.

[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_13]: Three quarters to the right.

[00:58:41] [SPEAKER_13]: I know.

[00:58:42] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, he's like three quarters to the right

[00:58:43] [SPEAKER_08]: but he can get...

[00:58:44] [SPEAKER_08]: He's still in view,

[00:58:45] [SPEAKER_08]: but also so they have a...

[00:58:46] [SPEAKER_08]: They get shot...

[00:58:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Her and the hallway

[00:58:49] [SPEAKER_08]: and probably you guys in the background.

[00:58:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[00:58:52] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:58:54] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:58:54] [SPEAKER_09]: And I'm going to focus on his electronic device

[00:58:59] and...

[00:59:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to short it out

[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_09]: using Prestidigitation.

[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:59:06] [SPEAKER_09]: Because I mean,

[00:59:07] [SPEAKER_09]: I know I can like light candles and stuff.

[00:59:10] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_09]: I assume I can do the equivalent of static electricity as well.

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:59:17] [SPEAKER_09]: And just like,

[00:59:19] [SPEAKER_09]: keep going at the circuit board and that thing

[00:59:21] [SPEAKER_09]: until it starts like billowing smoke.

[00:59:25] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, like how much water can you conjure?

[00:59:29] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[00:59:30] [SPEAKER_09]: I can make a little bit of mist.

[00:59:33] [SPEAKER_13]: Well, you make a little bit of mist during a circuit board.

[00:59:35] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, that's true.

[00:59:36] [SPEAKER_13]: You're not going to go well for the circuit board.

[00:59:38] [SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm.

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Do you need to go light it for that or...?

[00:59:41] [SPEAKER_08]: No.

[00:59:41] [SPEAKER_10]: It's a camera.

[00:59:42] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah,

[00:59:44] [SPEAKER_08]: yeah, so as the recording is going on,

[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_08]: you can see that...

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_09]: Weiner,

[00:59:53] [SPEAKER_09]: you're doing that to yourself, you moron.

[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_10]: Those of homies talking to his dog?

[01:00:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:00:01] [SPEAKER_10]: Which is a Weiner dog.

[01:00:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, for anyone who's a long-time listener,

[01:00:05] [SPEAKER_08]: spy is here with us.

[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm.

[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_08]: She's not the only good.

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_09]: She picked a fight and she lost horribly.

[01:00:13] [SPEAKER_10]: But she's fine.

[01:00:14] [SPEAKER_09]: Because she's an idiot.

[01:00:16] [SPEAKER_10]: She's fine, but she's an idiot.

[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[01:00:20] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, so you can see that like...

[01:00:24] [SPEAKER_08]: What the hell did I keep her name?

[01:00:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Sorry.

[01:00:29] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah,

[01:00:29] [SPEAKER_08]: so the hundreds that went missing were Dan and Trevor Foley

[01:00:32] [SPEAKER_08]: and then Dan's wife, Nancy Foley.

[01:00:36] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, Mrs. Foley is kind of getting a little distressed

[01:00:40] [SPEAKER_08]: by the very abrasive news journalist.

[01:00:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, and then you do your press dissertation on the camera

[01:00:51] [SPEAKER_08]: while not in sight.

[01:00:53] [SPEAKER_08]: And you see the camera guys like smacking it a couple times

[01:00:58] [SPEAKER_08]: and trying to be like, why is it...?

[01:01:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Ah, we're gonna have to stop for a second.

[01:01:02] [SPEAKER_08]: I can't...

[01:01:03] [SPEAKER_08]: This thing's...

[01:01:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Ah, it's smoking.

[01:01:05] [SPEAKER_13]: Jay, can you kindly verify that those nice journalists

[01:01:09] [SPEAKER_13]: have their emergency operations card stamped correctly?

[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_09]: Sounds like a mighty fine plan.

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_09]: I'll go step outside, grab them by the elbows

[01:01:20] [SPEAKER_09]: and drag them down the front steps of ways.

[01:01:24] [SPEAKER_10]: Drag them out into the bush and then all of a sudden here...

[01:01:28] [SPEAKER_10]: Dan!

[01:01:32] [SPEAKER_08]: You see Dan...

[01:01:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Mrs. Foley just kind of do a silent thank you

[01:01:40] [SPEAKER_08]: as you're correcting them away,

[01:01:42] [SPEAKER_08]: correcting away these people.

[01:01:45] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[01:01:46] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, hang on, what's all this?

[01:01:48] [SPEAKER_09]: We have a right to the press.

[01:01:51] [SPEAKER_09]: That's fantastic.

[01:01:52] [SPEAKER_09]: Have you got your press cards?

[01:01:53] [SPEAKER_09]: Of course.

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_09]: I'd like to see them.

[01:01:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it shows them.

[01:01:57] [SPEAKER_08]: It's on land use.

[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, see these press cards don't entail you

[01:02:02] [SPEAKER_09]: to question material witnesses in ongoing investigations.

[01:02:07] [SPEAKER_11]: No, no, it's an emergency services area.

[01:02:10] [SPEAKER_11]: They're illegally in an emergency services area.

[01:02:13] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's doing better.

[01:02:15] [SPEAKER_09]: That is way better.

[01:02:18] [SPEAKER_09]: We've got the Royal Deception area.

[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, can you pass me the dice in my case?

[01:02:26] [SPEAKER_09]: I live here now.

[01:02:35] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so this is the deception?

[01:02:38] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, plus nine is sixteen.

[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_01]: That's nine, Jesus.

[01:02:44] [SPEAKER_13]: Do you have your fire extinguishers

[01:02:46] [SPEAKER_13]: and your life preservers

[01:02:48] [SPEAKER_13]: and your emergency radio?

[01:02:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so they try it like people are like,

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_08]: well, right to the transparency.

[01:02:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Like we're trying to chronicle the disaster

[01:02:59] [SPEAKER_08]: and then you're just like, no, no.

[01:03:01] [SPEAKER_10]: You can do that when this is not an emergency area.

[01:03:04] [SPEAKER_09]: When this is not an emergency area,

[01:03:06] [SPEAKER_09]: you are more than welcome to ask this lady questions.

[01:03:08] [SPEAKER_09]: However, at this time, you are not allowed to be here.

[01:03:13] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so yeah, they're, this is a restricted zone.

[01:03:16] [SPEAKER_13]: You are endangering first responders

[01:03:18] [SPEAKER_13]: by your presence here.

[01:03:20] [SPEAKER_10]: You are slowing us down.

[01:03:22] [SPEAKER_10]: We should have been out of here by now.

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_08]: So the camera guy said, come on,

[01:03:26] [SPEAKER_08]: let's go like, we'll verify this and so that.

[01:03:29] [SPEAKER_08]: And I was like, well, hang on, what's your name, sir?

[01:03:31] [SPEAKER_08]: I want to know your name and your numbers and so that

[01:03:34] [SPEAKER_08]: so we can verify all this

[01:03:36] [SPEAKER_08]: and verify your right to be here and such.

[01:03:40] [SPEAKER_13]: Who's got the taser?

[01:03:42] [SPEAKER_13]: Me.

[01:03:46] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, my name is Christian Copperfield.

[01:03:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[01:03:58] [SPEAKER_09]: And my badge number is 483529.

[01:04:03] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, type that on his phone.

[01:04:06] [SPEAKER_09]: And one of the reasons why you need to be getting out of here

[01:04:10] [SPEAKER_09]: is because you are not properly inoculated

[01:04:12] [SPEAKER_09]: and you're not wearing a respirator

[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_09]: or at least I assume you're not properly inoculated.

[01:04:15] [SPEAKER_09]: Probably not inoculated, what do you mean?

[01:04:18] [SPEAKER_09]: Smell that air quality?

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_09]: Smell all that smoke?

[01:04:22] [SPEAKER_08]: That was a pretty big factor in the summer of 2030.

[01:04:27] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah.

[01:04:30] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it smells like burning wood.

[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_09]: Feel like you're getting lightheaded yet?

[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_09]: No.

[01:04:35] [SPEAKER_09]: No headaches, no migraines,

[01:04:38] [SPEAKER_09]: no loss of vision or anything like that.

[01:04:41] [SPEAKER_09]: You're really scared on the camera guy,

[01:04:43] [SPEAKER_09]: but Alejandro is just like, no, it's fine.

[01:04:46] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, because I have noticed that you look like

[01:04:50] [SPEAKER_09]: you're a little bit unsteady on your feet.

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_09]: Sleep.

[01:04:57] [SPEAKER_08]: No rule required.

[01:05:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Just onto the asphalt and it's like, oh shit, oh.

[01:05:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Hey, how do we get into the van?

[01:05:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Absolutely.

[01:05:08] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'll help him.

[01:05:09] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh god, oh god.

[01:05:10] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so you basically, yeah.

[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_09]: You might need to take him down to the first responder

[01:05:15] [SPEAKER_09]: station since, you know, we warned you

[01:05:19] [SPEAKER_09]: and see about getting him on some oxygens.

[01:05:22] [SPEAKER_09]: Too much smoke inhalation.

[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we'll go fix.

[01:05:26] [SPEAKER_08]: He throws him into the car,

[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_08]: tries to close the door but his bowels up

[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_08]: but it's still on there.

[01:05:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Damn it!

[01:05:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Then he runs like, just coughing.

[01:05:38] [SPEAKER_08]: You're pretty sure he's not coughing

[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_08]: like actually coughing?

[01:05:41] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a placebo cough.

[01:05:44] [SPEAKER_08]: And then he gets into the car and just peels out.

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_08]: They're into their van and just peels out.

[01:05:49] [SPEAKER_08]: God, I love sleep.

[01:05:51] [SPEAKER_08]: It is the best spell he can do.

[01:05:53] [SPEAKER_10]: It kind of is.

[01:05:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so with that you guys can also leave

[01:05:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Mrs. Fully's residence because

[01:06:02] [SPEAKER_06]: unless you have anything else you'd have to ask

[01:06:03] [SPEAKER_06]: I really can't even mention.

[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_09]: No, I think that's about it.

[01:06:10] [SPEAKER_09]: And good call on the restricted zone.

[01:06:12] [SPEAKER_09]: You know, that's pretty good.

[01:06:13] [SPEAKER_09]: I can't even think of that.

[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_13]: See, I the player come up with actually bullshit stories

[01:06:18] [SPEAKER_13]: but I the character

[01:06:20] [SPEAKER_13]: cannot pull it off.

[01:06:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Alright, so you guys have the information though

[01:06:27] [SPEAKER_08]: from her about where the cabin is and stuff.

[01:06:30] [SPEAKER_08]: But are you guys taking the helicopter out that way?

[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Definitely.

[01:06:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:06:35] [SPEAKER_09]: So you pulled back at it through Talon?

[01:06:38] [SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to fight a dragon with my rhino.

[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_10]: Fair.

[01:06:43] [SPEAKER_10]: It depends.

[01:06:44] [SPEAKER_10]: If you turn into a rhino, you might be better.

[01:06:47] [SPEAKER_08]: That's true.

[01:06:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, I'm riffed.

[01:06:52] [SPEAKER_08]: You get back to your...

[01:06:54] [SPEAKER_08]: As you're driving through Talon you see like

[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_08]: there's a couple of people at...

[01:06:57] [SPEAKER_08]: There's actually a couple of new checkpoints

[01:06:59] [SPEAKER_08]: that popped up from local authorities

[01:07:01] [SPEAKER_08]: just like because you're having to cut through

[01:07:03] [SPEAKER_08]: the downtown area.

[01:07:05] [SPEAKER_09]: This is a poor idea.

[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_09]: It's a poor idea.

[01:07:11] [SPEAKER_09]: Can you assist her getting down?

[01:07:13] [SPEAKER_07]: No, don't do it.

[01:07:15] [SPEAKER_10]: She's fine.

[01:07:18] [SPEAKER_10]: A bad idea, Wiener.

[01:07:20] [SPEAKER_10]: Why did you mention she's done?

[01:07:21] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm not as any surprised as she used to be.

[01:07:24] [SPEAKER_08]: That's a bad Wiener.

[01:07:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Go get in your pocket.

[01:07:29] [SPEAKER_08]: I was going to say Aaron if you want to use that

[01:07:31] [SPEAKER_08]: blanket that's on the top of the couch

[01:07:33] [SPEAKER_08]: you can use that too.

[01:07:34] [SPEAKER_09]: Nah, she can have my flannel because

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_09]: it smells like me.

[01:07:37] [SPEAKER_09]: And she's got a pillow so...

[01:07:39] [SPEAKER_09]: I gave her a pillow from your couch.

[01:07:42] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, you might as well get through

[01:07:43] [SPEAKER_08]: the various checkpoints pretty easily

[01:07:46] [SPEAKER_08]: because you look like you're supposed to be there.

[01:07:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you get on...

[01:07:53] [SPEAKER_08]: So we fly over them?

[01:07:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:07:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, yeah, since you flew over them.

[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, this is when you're going back.

[01:08:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Ah, right.

[01:08:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Actually, were you taking your motorcycle?

[01:08:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:08:04] [SPEAKER_10]: We drove to the ladies house

[01:08:07] [SPEAKER_10]: and we had to leave on a motorcycle

[01:08:08] [SPEAKER_10]: to get back to the helicopter.

[01:08:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, I was going to say, I won't do that.

[01:08:12] [SPEAKER_08]: The checkpoints were just kind of like

[01:08:14] [SPEAKER_08]: something that popped up.

[01:08:16] [SPEAKER_09]: Honestly, motorcycles would be totally valid

[01:08:17] [SPEAKER_09]: because there's so much national forest nearby

[01:08:19] [SPEAKER_09]: that anybody who's out searching for people

[01:08:24] [SPEAKER_09]: there aren't necessarily roads.

[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_09]: You're seeing a lot of ATVs.

[01:08:27] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, ATVs from motorcycles for sure.

[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_13]: But we can get through nearer spaces than an ATV.

[01:08:33] [SPEAKER_08]: So you get back to your helicopter

[01:08:34] [SPEAKER_08]: and then you're taking off...

[01:08:36] [SPEAKER_08]: or yours is like, so where are we going?

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Where are we going?

[01:08:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, where are we going?

[01:08:42] [SPEAKER_08]: This is not the time to be funny, man.

[01:08:44] [SPEAKER_07]: I say in character.

[01:08:45] [SPEAKER_07]: This is the thing that I didn't take enough.

[01:08:47] [SPEAKER_07]: You can drive.

[01:08:47] [SPEAKER_08]: He walks over to his hammock.

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_09]: That's fine.

[01:08:52] [SPEAKER_09]: It'll come out of your pain.

[01:08:54] [SPEAKER_09]: Nope.

[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_09]: Niait.

[01:08:57] [SPEAKER_09]: What do you mean no?

[01:08:59] [SPEAKER_09]: Get to the pilot seat.

[01:09:01] [SPEAKER_09]: Alright.

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_07]: He was in his hammock for like two seconds.

[01:09:06] [SPEAKER_07]: And he was like, oh, fine.

[01:09:08] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm taking my bus coming.

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_13]: You don't need any Russian Fluck.

[01:09:11] [SPEAKER_13]: I can have three more of you tomorrow.

[01:09:14] [SPEAKER_13]: Do you know how to work Russian shopper pilots there are?

[01:09:18] [SPEAKER_09]: All of them.

[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_13]: All of them.

[01:09:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Wow.

[01:09:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so he sits down and takes a sweep of his bucket.

[01:09:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Man, I'd be super stereotypically...

[01:09:29] [SPEAKER_07]: whatever.

[01:09:31] [SPEAKER_07]: He's drinking wine.

[01:09:32] [SPEAKER_07]: How about that?

[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_07]: It's okay.

[01:09:35] [SPEAKER_13]: Russians are still allowed to make fun of for racial stereotypes.

[01:09:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Because they're mostly white.

[01:09:41] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm also ripping this off of the character

[01:09:43] [SPEAKER_08]: who effectively offered Stranger Things Season 3 or Season 4.

[01:09:46] [SPEAKER_09]: I have read six of the Night Watch books.

[01:09:50] [SPEAKER_09]: And let me just tell you that if those books have any degree of accuracy,

[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_09]: yes, they are all alcoholics.

[01:09:58] [SPEAKER_09]: All of them.

[01:10:00] [SPEAKER_08]: I mean, when we're stuck in that kind of country,

[01:10:03] [SPEAKER_08]: what else is there?

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_06]: A trick.

[01:10:08] [SPEAKER_06]: In an era where you use flip phones.

[01:10:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Right, it's like early 2000s, isn't it?

[01:10:14] [SPEAKER_06]: Late 90s, early 2000s, yeah.

[01:10:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I miss flip phones.

[01:10:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, they're back now.

[01:10:20] [SPEAKER_08]: There's like, foldable screens.

[01:10:21] [SPEAKER_08]: You can still get them.

[01:10:23] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, the friggin folding smartphones that are like,

[01:10:25] [SPEAKER_10]: way expensive right now.

[01:10:27] [SPEAKER_13]: Anyway, I'm still gonna be like a Motorola Razer.

[01:10:31] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, of course.

[01:10:32] [SPEAKER_09]: We're two buses.

[01:10:36] [SPEAKER_09]: It's...

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_09]: What's that lake called?

[01:10:39] [SPEAKER_09]: Mel's Pond.

[01:10:41] [SPEAKER_12]: Did you get coordinates?

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_12]: We pull up the Google Earth.

[01:10:45] [SPEAKER_13]: There were a lot of ponds down there.

[01:10:47] [SPEAKER_13]: We pull up Google Earth.

[01:10:48] [SPEAKER_13]: We give them a GPS coordinate.

[01:10:49] [SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.

[01:10:51] [SPEAKER_13]: That's all I ask.

[01:10:53] [SPEAKER_13]: It's concrete numbers.

[01:10:55] [SPEAKER_13]: He puts it in his GPS, which is literally a Garmin.

[01:10:59] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[01:11:00] [SPEAKER_13]: On the dash.

[01:11:01] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, totally.

[01:11:02] [SPEAKER_09]: Wow, it's Garminetsky.

[01:11:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Garmin Chomsky.

[01:11:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Vienna, here it goes across our town.

[01:11:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Again, it looks totally inconspicuous,

[01:11:16] [SPEAKER_08]: aside from the learned bulky things on the side of the ponds

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_08]: on the side.

[01:11:22] [SPEAKER_08]: We've disguised the ponds.

[01:11:23] [SPEAKER_09]: They just look like emergency supplies.

[01:11:27] [SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[01:11:27] [SPEAKER_09]: Emergency supplies.

[01:11:29] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[01:11:30] [SPEAKER_13]: But those guns are just emergency supplies delivered remotely.

[01:11:34] [SPEAKER_10]: It is water gun.

[01:11:37] [SPEAKER_08]: As you're approaching the...

[01:11:39] [SPEAKER_08]: It's floating.

[01:11:40] [SPEAKER_08]: So you might be like five minutes out of town

[01:11:42] [SPEAKER_08]: by the helicopter,

[01:11:44] [SPEAKER_08]: because of the helicopter speed.

[01:11:45] [SPEAKER_08]: But you see down on the ground,

[01:11:49] [SPEAKER_08]: there's like pop marks of smoldering clearing

[01:11:53] [SPEAKER_08]: of the forest on this side of the lake.

[01:12:00] [SPEAKER_08]: The lake itself is pretty big.

[01:12:02] [SPEAKER_08]: It's called Grand Lake for a reason.

[01:12:03] [SPEAKER_08]: So the national parks and stuff where the campers

[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_08]: all went missing were on the east side of the lake

[01:12:08] [SPEAKER_08]: and on the west side is where you guys are

[01:12:10] [SPEAKER_08]: hovering over where these patches of black

[01:12:15] [SPEAKER_08]: are just all over the lake.

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_08]: And I dug the green trees and such.

[01:12:21] [SPEAKER_08]: And you're like,

[01:12:22] [SPEAKER_08]: well there's not a lot of places for me to land down there

[01:12:26] [SPEAKER_08]: except maybe the blackened smoldering

[01:12:30] [SPEAKER_08]: clearing there,

[01:12:31] [SPEAKER_08]: but I might probably do that.

[01:12:33] [SPEAKER_08]: It's going to be tight.

[01:12:35] [SPEAKER_13]: Just hold the steady over the tree line,

[01:12:36] [SPEAKER_13]: move a pallet down.

[01:12:38] [SPEAKER_09]: All right, yeah.

[01:12:39] [SPEAKER_09]: Before I get out,

[01:12:40] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to put on a respirator.

[01:12:44] [SPEAKER_09]: Because

[01:12:45] [SPEAKER_13]: well being gas masks,

[01:12:46] [SPEAKER_13]: I see it was the way to go.

[01:12:48] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's fair.

[01:12:49] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[01:12:50] [SPEAKER_09]: Respirator and brain coat with one of those brain hats.

[01:12:53] [SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I'm in full combat here.

[01:12:55] [SPEAKER_13]: I'm in the fucking play mail.

[01:12:57] [SPEAKER_10]: Where am I flannel still?

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_08]: So your character from the secret world.

[01:13:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, pretty much.

[01:13:04] [SPEAKER_10]: I think you have a gas mask on.

[01:13:06] [SPEAKER_08]: You set up a little finger.

[01:13:08] [SPEAKER_10]: No, yeah.

[01:13:09] [SPEAKER_10]: I loaded up the character to look before we start

[01:13:11] [SPEAKER_10]: actually first started playing this.

[01:13:13] [SPEAKER_10]: He has a light brown hoodie with a brown like jacket,

[01:13:18] [SPEAKER_10]: a darker brown jacket over top of the hoodie.

[01:13:20] [SPEAKER_10]: He kind of looks like a hobo.

[01:13:21] [SPEAKER_10]: Honestly.

[01:13:22] [SPEAKER_07]: A hobo.

[01:13:23] [SPEAKER_07]: You missed.

[01:13:24] [SPEAKER_07]: I said hobo.

[01:13:25] [SPEAKER_07]: I heard something else.

[01:13:26] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no.

[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_07]: That's what it looks like.

[01:13:29] [SPEAKER_07]: He's dropping his hobo.

[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

[01:13:32] [SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, you said brown

[01:13:33] [SPEAKER_09]: and I know you mean tactical yellow.

[01:13:36] [SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[01:13:36] [SPEAKER_10]: He has a light tactical yellow hoodie

[01:13:38] [SPEAKER_10]: with a darker tactical yellow jacket over top of it.

[01:13:43] [SPEAKER_08]: All right, so you guys are pulling down from me.

[01:13:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:13:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:13:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Athletics.

[01:13:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah.

[01:13:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Actually, athletics or acrobatics I guess.

[01:13:51] [SPEAKER_10]: I can't wait until one of us dies from this.

[01:13:54] [SPEAKER_13]: Ah, now one.

[01:13:57] [SPEAKER_10]: I summoned it.

[01:13:58] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm sorry.

[01:14:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, you guys are about 30, 40 feet above the free line.

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_08]: About 30 feet above the free line.

[01:14:07] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, they 12.

[01:14:07] [SPEAKER_08]: So that's like 60 feet from the ground.

[01:14:11] [SPEAKER_08]: So that's going to be like five.

[01:14:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Does anyone have featherfall?

[01:14:17] [SPEAKER_13]: I feel like you're going to get advantage on this.

[01:14:19] [SPEAKER_13]: This is the thing I'm trained in.

[01:14:21] [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah.

[01:14:22] [SPEAKER_07]: No, wait.

[01:14:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Hang on some nuts.

[01:14:24] [SPEAKER_13]: There we go.

[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_13]: 24.

[01:14:32] [SPEAKER_10]: You said he could do it.

[01:14:33] [SPEAKER_10]: I should know.

[01:14:35] [SPEAKER_13]: It's a thing I'm trained in.

[01:14:38] [SPEAKER_13]: What is your backstory?

[01:14:39] [SPEAKER_13]: What do you guys get?

[01:14:41] [SPEAKER_13]: X Marine MP.

[01:14:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

[01:14:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not good at this.

[01:14:46] [SPEAKER_13]: Reckling is absolutely a thing I'm trained in.

[01:14:48] [SPEAKER_08]: There's a couple of times where it's a little...

[01:14:49] [SPEAKER_08]: There's a few times where you're like...

[01:14:50] [SPEAKER_08]: You definitely see smoke coming from your gloves

[01:14:53] [SPEAKER_08]: and your words on the gloves.

[01:14:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you have everything in your gloves.

[01:14:57] [SPEAKER_08]: What did you get there, Dave?

[01:14:59] [SPEAKER_08]: 12.

[01:15:00] [SPEAKER_08]: So not much better.

[01:15:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:15:02] [SPEAKER_08]: But like he falls like...

[01:15:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Actually, you do actually like fall like a few feet.

[01:15:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Like, because you just like go.

[01:15:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, oh fuck.

[01:15:11] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, there we go.

[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_08]: You actually got it back on?

[01:15:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:15:14] [SPEAKER_08]: And then yeah, you're repelled down.

[01:15:16] [SPEAKER_08]: It's basically slow going.

[01:15:18] [SPEAKER_08]: It takes about like five minutes.

[01:15:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Five minutes?

[01:15:21] [SPEAKER_10]: Do you understand how long five minutes?

[01:15:23] [SPEAKER_10]: Five minutes takes two minutes.

[01:15:24] [SPEAKER_10]: Do you understand how long two minutes is?

[01:15:25] [SPEAKER_07]: You've been repelled really poorly.

[01:15:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[01:15:28] [SPEAKER_09]: He's already down there.

[01:15:30] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm essentially hand over handing my way down.

[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not repelling.

[01:15:35] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[01:15:36] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[01:15:37] [SPEAKER_09]: That's how poorly I've done.

[01:15:38] [SPEAKER_10]: How far were we hovering?

[01:15:40] [SPEAKER_09]: About 60 feet.

[01:15:42] [SPEAKER_09]: Is this like story building?

[01:15:45] [SPEAKER_09]: I guess.

[01:15:46] [SPEAKER_13]: We got like 40 feet trees, then you need some clearance

[01:15:48] [SPEAKER_13]: for me and you in the helicopter.

[01:15:50] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[01:15:52] [SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[01:15:53] Yeah.

[01:15:54] [SPEAKER_13]: But like if you're doing it well,

[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_13]: a 60 foot repell takes you about 45,

[01:15:57] [SPEAKER_13]: no, about 15 seconds.

[01:15:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[01:16:00] [SPEAKER_10]: That's what I'm saying.

[01:16:00] [SPEAKER_10]: Like two minutes seems ridiculous.

[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_07]: But these things just balance your day.

[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_08]: He was the only one really repelling.

[01:16:04] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys were just climbing down.

[01:16:06] Yeah.

[01:16:08] [SPEAKER_08]: And a slow pace at that.

[01:16:11] [SPEAKER_13]: Another guy, y'all ain't trained for this?

[01:16:14] [SPEAKER_07]: So while you're down there.

[01:16:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I robbed banks.

[01:16:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't do this shit.

[01:16:20] [SPEAKER_09]: This is the kind of shit you should be doing.

[01:16:23] [SPEAKER_09]: Like you're into robbery.

[01:16:25] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, sorry.

[01:16:26] [SPEAKER_09]: No, that's what is it?

[01:16:28] [SPEAKER_09]: Cat burglary.

[01:16:30] [SPEAKER_09]: Marcel, you can roll a perception as a reason.

[01:16:32] [SPEAKER_08]: You gotta get a lay of the land.

[01:16:38] [SPEAKER_08]: 19.

[01:16:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:16:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, a couple of things as they're descending down,

[01:16:44] [SPEAKER_08]: you're looking around.

[01:16:45] [SPEAKER_08]: So there's a lot of basically trees reduced to black husks

[01:16:49] [SPEAKER_08]: and ash around you.

[01:16:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Like this was probably a burly.

[01:16:54] [SPEAKER_08]: This actually probably wasn't entirely dense.

[01:16:56] [SPEAKER_08]: But there is a fair amount of trees that look like

[01:16:59] [SPEAKER_08]: they've clearly just been reduced to ash.

[01:17:01] [SPEAKER_08]: You're guessing the middle area.

[01:17:02] [SPEAKER_08]: It's probably where a cabin used to be based off of the stone,

[01:17:06] [SPEAKER_08]: the lumpy stones that you're seeing that used to be the foundations.

[01:17:12] [SPEAKER_08]: And then you're looking around and you see the dark form

[01:17:15] [SPEAKER_08]: just near the new tree line.

[01:17:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Looks like slag metal and rubber.

[01:17:23] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a kind of v-rock.

[01:17:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:17:26] [SPEAKER_08]: And you're looking a little bit more around

[01:17:28] [SPEAKER_08]: and there's another pile that looks about the size of a person.

[01:17:33] [SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, that piece of slag metal looks like

[01:17:36] [SPEAKER_08]: probably a large sap phone or something.

[01:17:40] [SPEAKER_08]: So you only see one human form that's been reduced to ash.

[01:17:48] [SPEAKER_13]: Is there enough there I can get a DNA sample?

[01:17:50] No.

[01:17:51] [SPEAKER_13]: Like he's totally gone?

[01:17:53] [SPEAKER_13]: It gets carbon.

[01:17:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Like oh, maybe there's some bones.

[01:17:58] [SPEAKER_08]: It flattens.

[01:17:59] [SPEAKER_08]: The pile flattens.

[01:18:01] [SPEAKER_08]: God damn.

[01:18:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:18:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:18:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's the layout you get as they're finally landing.

[01:18:12] [SPEAKER_13]: Now, I can deduce fairly easily

[01:18:15] [SPEAKER_13]: that this was not a naturally occurring fire.

[01:18:18] [SPEAKER_13]: Do you have any idea the temperature required

[01:18:21] [SPEAKER_13]: to reduce a full human body to ash?

[01:18:24] [SPEAKER_13]: It is well above what a tree fire would burn at.

[01:18:29] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh fuck, bud.

[01:18:30] [SPEAKER_09]: You got a hard time getting up that high with an alkyl fire.

[01:18:33] [SPEAKER_09]: My uncle, Jimmy.

[01:18:36] [SPEAKER_09]: He was to be a moonshiner.

[01:18:38] [SPEAKER_09]: Back before he had that big accident where he blew up his still.

[01:18:42] [SPEAKER_09]: Even he wasn't reduced to ash.

[01:18:44] [SPEAKER_09]: That was like 2800 degrees Celsius.

[01:18:49] [SPEAKER_09]: Fuck, fuck.

[01:18:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Somebody who's actually recently watched a bunch of like Newfoundland TikToks

[01:18:53] [SPEAKER_08]: and you sounded like that.

[01:18:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Like with that way you're just like,

[01:18:58] [SPEAKER_08]: there's a little more like,

[01:18:59] [SPEAKER_08]: there'd be a little bit more like cochialness to it,

[01:19:02] [SPEAKER_08]: but like the way you were doing the conversation

[01:19:04] [SPEAKER_08]: or like the story was a spot on.

[01:19:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:19:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Excellent, thank you.

[01:19:11] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, that's what you guys find as you're like,

[01:19:14] [SPEAKER_08]: that's what he realizes when you guys get down from there.

[01:19:17] [SPEAKER_10]: Dragon fire hot.

[01:19:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:19:21] [SPEAKER_08]: So do you want to check it?

[01:19:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Like how about you got into the people who have now landed

[01:19:25] [SPEAKER_08]: and want to roll a perception on investigation

[01:19:28] [SPEAKER_08]: to kind of like see what you can find or what have you?

[01:19:32] [SPEAKER_10]: I will perceive.

[01:19:34] [SPEAKER_08]: See what else you'd like to do when you get down there.

[01:19:37] [SPEAKER_13]: This is not necessarily dragon fire.

[01:19:40] [SPEAKER_13]: It could be some sort of infernal creature.

[01:19:45] [SPEAKER_10]: Perhaps, but it's not mundane so...

[01:19:48] [SPEAKER_10]: Does it smell like sulfur?

[01:19:50] It does not.

[01:19:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, fuck.

[01:19:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I was really hoping for something that I could kill with a hammer.

[01:19:56] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not today Satan.

[01:19:58] [SPEAKER_10]: You can kill anything with a hammer if you try hard.

[01:20:00] [SPEAKER_09]: I'll sit on the ground and pull out my book

[01:20:02] [SPEAKER_09]: and some of my stuff and sit there for a good...

[01:20:06] [SPEAKER_09]: It's all in ten minutes and cast Detect Magic.

[01:20:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[01:20:12] [SPEAKER_09]: And then I'm going to utilize a combination of Detect Magic

[01:20:16] [SPEAKER_09]: and Knowledge Arcana, see if I can determine if the...

[01:20:22] [SPEAKER_09]: If the cause of the fire is extraordinary in nature.

[01:20:28] [SPEAKER_13]: I'm gonna lay a hand on you and give you guidance for 1d4 extra.

[01:20:32] [SPEAKER_09]: Can I have my detectable?

[01:20:33] [SPEAKER_09]: Can I just have my dice?

[01:20:35] [SPEAKER_09]: You have just gonna put all the dice?

[01:20:36] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[01:20:37] [SPEAKER_09]: I can hold them on this little table.

[01:20:38] [SPEAKER_13]: You just live over there now?

[01:20:40] [SPEAKER_09]: Yep.

[01:20:40] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I guess I don't really have a spy here anymore so...

[01:20:43] [SPEAKER_10]: You could also use my cursed little Ferrero Rocher tray if you want to keep them on the table.

[01:20:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Nah, that's alright.

[01:20:49] [SPEAKER_08]: You're just like going to hell.

[01:20:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, all of my shoes.

[01:20:52] [SPEAKER_08]: It's fine.

[01:20:57] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so...

[01:20:57] [SPEAKER_08]: I was actually gonna say you could use this.

[01:21:00] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm good.

[01:21:01] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm good.

[01:21:01] [SPEAKER_09]: But just don't roll them very hard.

[01:21:02] [SPEAKER_09]: I rolled an elder sign and I got 4 from guidance.

[01:21:06] [SPEAKER_09]: So that's a natural 20 plus...

[01:21:18] [SPEAKER_09]: So that's a 31, but it was a natural 20.

[01:21:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Like that matters?

[01:21:31] [SPEAKER_09]: You can tell what's actually the time trying to start.

[01:21:34] [SPEAKER_08]: It's an extraordinary fire that burned this place.

[01:21:39] [SPEAKER_08]: It's hard to get a gauge exactly where the magic was in jewel...

[01:21:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you think it came from above.

[01:21:49] [SPEAKER_08]: But in terms of the residue, what the magic is where it comes from or where its roots are,

[01:21:56] [SPEAKER_08]: that's kind of hard.

[01:21:57] [SPEAKER_08]: And when you use your arcana knowledge from your days at Innsmouth Academy,

[01:22:04] [SPEAKER_08]: you're like, that kind of checks out for actual dragon fire because dragons,

[01:22:10] [SPEAKER_08]: while very uncommon almost borderline on rare,

[01:22:16] [SPEAKER_08]: not a lot of people know exactly where they hail from.

[01:22:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Some people, there's theories that they're from one of the other ages,

[01:22:24] [SPEAKER_08]: like from the previous ages, and they're just like a leftover.

[01:22:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Some think that they were originally denizens from the Hell Dimensions

[01:22:32] [SPEAKER_08]: that has made their way into Under Earth

[01:22:35] [SPEAKER_08]: and basically kind of just integrated with Earth's biome,

[01:22:38] [SPEAKER_08]: kind of like the Cressies.

[01:22:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Or they might just be creatures,

[01:22:42] [SPEAKER_08]: just magical creatures from another domain like the fairies

[01:22:45] [SPEAKER_08]: or like the various other magical creatures that exist on Earth.

[01:22:49] [SPEAKER_08]: It's not necessarily terrestrial in nature, but it's not like alien.

[01:22:57] [SPEAKER_08]: But it is clearly...

[01:22:59] [SPEAKER_08]: You're looking at this, this is definitely dragon fire.

[01:23:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Like the greasiness of the remnant energy in the air and some of that.

[01:23:10] [SPEAKER_08]: That is very much like dragon fire from your days at the Academy.

[01:23:16] [SPEAKER_09]: Now are dragons sapient?

[01:23:20] [SPEAKER_08]: No, they are giant flying reptiles.

[01:23:24] [SPEAKER_08]: They have higher than normal animal intelligence,

[01:23:28] [SPEAKER_08]: but they are not sapient in the way that they...

[01:23:30] [SPEAKER_08]: They are not self-aware.

[01:23:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Not the dragons that usually show pop-up.

[01:23:34] [SPEAKER_13]: They're clever, they're not intelligent.

[01:23:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[01:23:38] [SPEAKER_08]: To put it into pop-clutch references,

[01:23:40] [SPEAKER_08]: it's like the Graboids or Jurassic Park Raptors.

[01:23:45] [SPEAKER_08]: They have an intelligence enough to...

[01:23:46] [SPEAKER_08]: They're clever girls but they don't...

[01:23:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Speaking.

[01:23:49] [SPEAKER_08]: No, they can't understand human speech.

[01:23:51] [SPEAKER_08]: There are legends that...

[01:23:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Well no, but that's just because they're racist.

[01:23:57] [SPEAKER_08]: There are creatures that are like...

[01:24:00] [SPEAKER_08]: There are higher dragons from the legends and stuff,

[01:24:03] [SPEAKER_08]: but regular normal dragons generally are beasts.

[01:24:07] [SPEAKER_10]: Which means you can turn into one.

[01:24:15] [SPEAKER_07]: You realize, much like at one of its scales,

[01:24:19] [SPEAKER_08]: you could...

[01:24:20] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it would probably cost me all of my anim.

[01:24:23] [SPEAKER_08]: I would say doing that kind of thing would probably be a two or three extra animadine.

[01:24:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Or double the animadine cost.

[01:24:31] [SPEAKER_10]: And probably when you run out of health, you would die for real.

[01:24:34] [SPEAKER_08]: I have stats for this particular dragon that I've made custom

[01:24:37] [SPEAKER_08]: because I was going to throw a full-blown red at you from 5th Ed.

[01:24:43] [SPEAKER_08]: So I don't give you that much.

[01:24:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Because I'm trying to find something that's like your punch level

[01:24:51] [SPEAKER_08]: and it was like...

[01:24:53] [SPEAKER_08]: I had to do some mixing and some crossbreeding in the stats

[01:24:56] [SPEAKER_08]: to make it so that it would fit what I wanted.

[01:24:59] [SPEAKER_09]: But also it would go very poorly for us.

[01:25:02] [SPEAKER_09]: Because Chris is not going to balance.

[01:25:04] [SPEAKER_09]: Hey!

[01:25:07] [SPEAKER_08]: It's not actually as big a fragrance sign monster as you think.

[01:25:12] [SPEAKER_08]: I basically just changed the breath weapon of another one.

[01:25:16] [SPEAKER_08]: And I also accommodated that breath weapon.

[01:25:20] [SPEAKER_10]: I also adjusted the stats and made it faster.

[01:25:23] [SPEAKER_10]: And it has multiple attacks.

[01:25:25] [SPEAKER_10]: I only did a few things.

[01:25:26] [SPEAKER_10]: It does have multiple attacks, but that was already there.

[01:25:29] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, fine.

[01:25:29] [SPEAKER_10]: It has legendary actions.

[01:25:31] [SPEAKER_08]: No, it does have several charges for its fight breath.

[01:25:38] [SPEAKER_09]: I was just commenting on in my experience with you as a GM

[01:25:43] [SPEAKER_09]: you either give us a lot of MOOCs that we go through like their paper

[01:25:47] [SPEAKER_09]: which is fun and I do not complain.

[01:25:50] [SPEAKER_09]: Or you decide to make these a little bit more our level

[01:25:55] [SPEAKER_09]: and challenging and you put us up against something that will destroy us.

[01:26:01] [SPEAKER_09]: Like absolutely if you stick to it the way that you wrote it for combat

[01:26:06] [SPEAKER_09]: it will kill us all.

[01:26:09] [SPEAKER_09]: Like you're in your cabbage golem.

[01:26:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Or the Dier Krocken.

[01:26:14] [SPEAKER_08]: First love.

[01:26:15] Yes!

[01:26:16] [SPEAKER_07]: The Dier CR-10.

[01:26:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Is that what you did?

[01:26:21] [SPEAKER_07]: The only way they survived I think was like through spells and medigins.

[01:26:26] [SPEAKER_07]: I used a magic item.

[01:26:30] [SPEAKER_09]: A single use magic item that's pretty innocuous because all you do is you stick it in the ground

[01:26:36] [SPEAKER_09]: and a 30 foot oak tree immediately sprouts up where you stick it in the ground.

[01:26:43] [SPEAKER_09]: It's really nothing special and it's not terribly expensive.

[01:26:46] [SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[01:26:46] [SPEAKER_09]: So we took that and we came across this thing and we wound up strapping that token to the end of an arrow

[01:26:55] [SPEAKER_09]: and we shot the crocodile through the mouth.

[01:26:59] [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

[01:27:00] [SPEAKER_09]: Into the ground so we rooted its lower jaw to the ground.

[01:27:06] [SPEAKER_09]: The tree sprung up through the hole that the arrow punched in its jaw

[01:27:12] [SPEAKER_09]: and it had the tree growing through its jaw.

[01:27:15] [SPEAKER_09]: It can't really do anything.

[01:27:17] [SPEAKER_08]: If anything, if I remember back in the day, if I know better, I probably would have also had that thing's jaw just split apart from the root of it.

[01:27:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, so back to this game.

[01:27:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Also I will also, as much as I'm like hey, I also would like some feedback at the end of the game to see how it went.

[01:27:38] [SPEAKER_08]: How this actually went?

[01:27:39] [SPEAKER_08]: And how it improved the stats.

[01:27:41] [SPEAKER_10]: We will let you know from MacArthur.

[01:27:43] [SPEAKER_13]: I'm sure he'll be fine as we all get one hit KO'd.

[01:27:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Dragon just like takes it behind you just go, son of a bitch!

[01:27:53] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not even going to go on it.

[01:27:55] [SPEAKER_06]: He can rebuild it.

[01:27:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Men.

[01:27:58] [SPEAKER_06]: Men.

[01:27:59] [SPEAKER_06]: He just knows men.

[01:28:00] [SPEAKER_10]: That's why he's a mechanic.

[01:28:03] [SPEAKER_10]: So it'll take 14 episodes but it will be prepared.

[01:28:06] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god, it's going to be a lot of vodka for him.

[01:28:12] [SPEAKER_08]: It's going to be Henry's party van from Shatterrun.

[01:28:15] [SPEAKER_08]: They only got at the battle van at the end of Denver.

[01:28:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that an immediately off I believe?

[01:28:22] [SPEAKER_08]: No, actually he actually had it but then they moved, they left for another city for parts unknown and they had to leave the van.

[01:28:30] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god.

[01:28:32] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm sure one of the last episodes though.

[01:28:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, the last episode.

[01:28:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, I know what happened but basically the last episode is where they actually got the party van.

[01:28:41] [SPEAKER_08]: And it's the last episode.

[01:28:44] [SPEAKER_10]: By the way, should I get those chip things that Mark left you the last time?

[01:28:48] [SPEAKER_08]: If you want.

[01:28:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Well.

[01:28:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so you're, say you know it's Dragonfire.

[01:28:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Who else rolled for Perception as they were looking for?

[01:28:58] [SPEAKER_08]: 26.

[01:28:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.

[01:29:00] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to wait for you anyway so.

[01:29:02] [SPEAKER_10]: They were hiding in the green bag.

[01:29:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh my, Funions.

[01:29:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Great to see you Mark.

[01:29:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes, thanks Mark.

[01:29:09] [SPEAKER_08]: But anyway, back to the game.

[01:29:11] [SPEAKER_08]: So you go to 26.

[01:29:13] [SPEAKER_08]: 26.

[01:29:14] [SPEAKER_08]: So John, you looking around, like you see this slide pod that was the Jeep, like was there like pickup truck or something like that?

[01:29:22] [SPEAKER_08]: And you're looking around, are you looking like beyond like the, the ash field?

[01:29:27] [SPEAKER_10]: I have 10 minutes to look around.

[01:29:29] [SPEAKER_10]: So yes.

[01:29:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:29:30] [SPEAKER_08]: How big is the ash field?

[01:29:32] [SPEAKER_08]: So it's basically like ash clearing.

[01:29:34] [SPEAKER_08]: It's probably about like 50 feet across.

[01:29:37] [SPEAKER_08]: 50 feet across.

[01:29:38] [SPEAKER_08]: So like enough, enough space to have a cabin in a small clearing and then a couple of trees beyond that clearing got reduced to ash as well.

[01:29:46] [SPEAKER_08]: So, but yeah, you find the, you're looking around the slide pile of the truck and you look, you, that's when you hear a noise out in the brush and it works.

[01:29:57] [SPEAKER_08]: It sounds like quick snapping or frantic kind of like shut off.

[01:30:02] [SPEAKER_02]: What time of day is it?

[01:30:03] [SPEAKER_08]: It's about, probably like middle of the day at this point.

[01:30:06] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys have been out here for a few hours.

[01:30:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[01:30:13] And...

[01:30:13] [SPEAKER_08]: It's probably like two o'clock in the morning in the afternoon.

[01:30:16] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay. I do have binoculars.

[01:30:18] [SPEAKER_08]: It's not that far.

[01:30:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Like it's, but the thing you heard is like within, within like what, like looking distance like with your regular eyes.

[01:30:26] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay. Do I roll a perception to see what it is or?

[01:30:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Do you want to, like it's in the dark in the woods and so that like you go into the woods or do you like, do you want to roll something else?

[01:30:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess I'll, I'll peek in and see what it is.

[01:30:42] [SPEAKER_13]: Do you want to alert me to what you're doing and then I'll come and assist you?

[01:30:46] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, sure. Do we have radios?

[01:30:48] [SPEAKER_13]: Um, yeah, we're all climbed up.

[01:30:50] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[01:30:50] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[01:30:50] [SPEAKER_13]: We get your buds and yeah.

[01:30:52] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah. So I'll say I'm hearing something to the woods. I'm going to go check it out.

[01:30:56] [SPEAKER_13]: All right. I'm going to circle around to your right.

[01:30:58] [SPEAKER_10]: Just be safe on it.

[01:30:59] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to get it.

[01:31:00] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to go down.

[01:31:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, no roll required actually though.

[01:31:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Then as you go out into the woods and sort of circle this thing, it's low to the ground.

[01:31:12] [SPEAKER_08]: It's kind of between like two very large boulders and that's when like a hand kind of like stretches over one of the boulders and like lifts itself out.

[01:31:21] [SPEAKER_08]: And it's like, help me.

[01:31:24] [SPEAKER_08]: And it's a guy in who's like kind of crispy looking on one side and it looks like he's lost a lot of blood.

[01:31:35] [SPEAKER_08]: And look at his note.

[01:31:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Well by the look of the, he's missing an arm from one of his right down to the socket basically.

[01:31:42] [SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm.

[01:31:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Plus we can't mend flesh.

[01:31:44] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[01:31:45] [SPEAKER_10]: It's really mechanical things.

[01:31:46] [SPEAKER_10]: However, I'll go over to him and when I'm behind him so he doesn't see me.

[01:31:51] [SPEAKER_10]: I'll do spare the dying on the back of him which stabilizes him if he is in his death.

[01:31:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, he's like, he looks like he's been out here for a while like with this horrible, grievous wound.

[01:32:00] [SPEAKER_08]: You're looking at the wound.

[01:32:02] [SPEAKER_08]: It's bleeding in bits.

[01:32:04] [SPEAKER_08]: It's not as bad as it could have been.

[01:32:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Like it's not like an open wound because it's been partially cauterized.

[01:32:09] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[01:32:10] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[01:32:12] [SPEAKER_10]: And yeah, I'll radio in.

[01:32:13] [SPEAKER_10]: There's a guy that's half burnt here.

[01:32:15] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm dragging him out.

[01:32:17] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm helping you.

[01:32:18] [SPEAKER_10]: I got you.

[01:32:19] [SPEAKER_10]: Don't worry, sir.

[01:32:21] [SPEAKER_10]: So what parts is, has he lost any limbs?

[01:32:26] [SPEAKER_10]: Sorry?

[01:32:26] [SPEAKER_10]: He lost an arm.

[01:32:27] [SPEAKER_10]: Just one arm?

[01:32:27] [SPEAKER_08]: One arm is like completely like just going from the floor.

[01:32:29] [SPEAKER_10]: But he has both legs.

[01:32:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Leg, one of the legs looks like it's maybe not fully broken but sprained.

[01:32:38] [SPEAKER_08]: As long as he isn't...

[01:32:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Plus you can't really walk.

[01:32:42] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, he's not like Anakin Skywalker though.

[01:32:44] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I know.

[01:32:44] [SPEAKER_10]: He's not yelling that he hates me.

[01:32:47] [SPEAKER_08]: I hate you.

[01:32:48] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, okay.

[01:32:49] No.

[01:32:49] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[01:32:50] [SPEAKER_10]: So then I'll emerge from the tree line with the guy's good arm over my shoulder as I'm...

[01:32:55] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you're just kind of...

[01:32:56] [SPEAKER_08]: You're really straggling him because he's not having a lot of energy left.

[01:32:59] [SPEAKER_10]: Then I'll probably just fireman's carry on.

[01:33:00] [SPEAKER_13]: Alright, so I will apply...

[01:33:02] [SPEAKER_13]: He's so strangling.

[01:33:03] [SPEAKER_13]: He was his one hand.

[01:33:04] [SPEAKER_13]: I will apply healing words.

[01:33:05] [SPEAKER_13]: So he regains 1v4 plus 6.

[01:33:08] [SPEAKER_13]: He regains 8 hit points.

[01:33:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh God.

[01:33:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh God, it hurts.

[01:33:15] [SPEAKER_08]: He's just yelling now because he has the energy to yell and freak out from the pain of the missing limb.

[01:33:23] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[01:33:24] [SPEAKER_08]: But he is lively now.

[01:33:28] [SPEAKER_08]: In fact, Rowan Athletics.

[01:33:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Sure.

[01:33:33] [SPEAKER_08]: As he starts kind of just like in a panic of pain.

[01:33:36] [SPEAKER_08]: He begins kind of tussling around.

[01:33:38] [SPEAKER_10]: Total of 20.

[01:33:40] [SPEAKER_08]: You're a rock.

[01:33:41] [SPEAKER_08]: You're able to keep him on.

[01:33:44] [SPEAKER_08]: You're able to keep him from knocking you guys over.

[01:33:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Putting his weight to one side and throwing you guys off or having him wiggle out off of you.

[01:33:54] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I'll basically bring him back to...

[01:33:57] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm assuming around the center where Rowan was doing his 10 minute ritual.

[01:34:00] [SPEAKER_07]: He's like, oh God.

[01:34:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Trevor!

[01:34:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Trevor!

[01:34:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Damn it, why?

[01:34:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Ah, fuck.

[01:34:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Ah, fuck, boy.

[01:34:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Ah, fuck, boy.

[01:34:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you don't have to like, roll around with that.

[01:34:16] [SPEAKER_08]: You know, you recognize this guy from some of the photos you saw him in Mrs. Foley's house and even in the dock.

[01:34:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Like when they were giving you...

[01:34:25] [SPEAKER_08]: When you were getting the debriefing here.

[01:34:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:34:28] [SPEAKER_08]: So this looks to be like Dan.

[01:34:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Although, you're guessing it's Dan because I mean they were twins and it was Trevor and Dan.

[01:34:35] [SPEAKER_10]: I'll just refer to him as Mr. Foley.

[01:34:38] [SPEAKER_10]: Is that you?

[01:34:39] [SPEAKER_10]: You alright?

[01:34:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, name's Dan.

[01:34:43] [SPEAKER_08]: That was Trevor.

[01:34:44] [SPEAKER_08]: He just kind of looks very pale at the pile that used to be like a person sized or a person laying down in ash.

[01:34:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[01:34:52] [SPEAKER_08]: You're alright, man.

[01:34:53] [SPEAKER_08]: We got you.

[01:34:54] [SPEAKER_13]: Tell us what happened.

[01:34:56] [SPEAKER_08]: We were out here hunting and...

[01:34:59] [SPEAKER_08]: That's when the fire came down from the sky and there's a swooping sound in it.

[01:35:03] [SPEAKER_08]: It got my arm.

[01:35:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Something with like burning teeth just got like swooped down and grabbed my arm and snapped it like it was a twig.

[01:35:12] [SPEAKER_13]: Now does Kirwin not restore limbs?

[01:35:15] [SPEAKER_13]: No.

[01:35:16] [SPEAKER_13]: What restores limbs?

[01:35:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Regeneration.

[01:35:18] [SPEAKER_13]: Ah, shit.

[01:35:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Which you'll have next...

[01:35:20] [SPEAKER_08]: You'll have your seventh level.

[01:35:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:35:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Our exact smell.

[01:35:25] [SPEAKER_10]: Also we probably shouldn't be throwing too much actual magic in this guy's face because we're still trying to...

[01:35:32] [SPEAKER_10]: like operational security, you know?

[01:35:35] [SPEAKER_10]: Maintain operational security.

[01:35:36] [SPEAKER_09]: Very important question, sir.

[01:35:38] [SPEAKER_09]: Did you bag a deer?

[01:35:41] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, we did.

[01:35:43] [SPEAKER_08]: It was on the truck.

[01:35:44] [SPEAKER_08]: It looks to the slide.

[01:35:47] [SPEAKER_10]: How can we be dressing as we might be on it?

[01:35:50] [SPEAKER_08]: No.

[01:35:53] [SPEAKER_08]: We had some fish from the lake though.

[01:35:57] [SPEAKER_08]: You're mostly eating fish off the lake.

[01:36:00] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh no.

[01:36:01] [SPEAKER_10]: He had to have eaten them out of the lake, right?

[01:36:03] [SPEAKER_07]: What do I do?

[01:36:04] [SPEAKER_07]: What do we do?

[01:36:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Does it go up if people eat fish?

[01:36:11] [SPEAKER_09]: Ministry of Natural Resources Emergency Response.

[01:36:16] [SPEAKER_09]: We've been responding to some reports that there may have been a chemical skillet spill in the lake.

[01:36:22] [SPEAKER_09]: Chemical skillet.

[01:36:23] [SPEAKER_09]: A chemical skillet in the lake.

[01:36:27] [SPEAKER_09]: Some of those chemicals may have gotten into the fish population that may cause hallucinations.

[01:36:34] [SPEAKER_09]: Are you certain of what you saw?

[01:36:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it was so vivid.

[01:36:39] [SPEAKER_08]: It was dark flying form from above.

[01:36:42] [SPEAKER_08]: We heard the winds howling and we looked out because it wasn't windy.

[01:36:46] [SPEAKER_08]: And we looked up and there it was.

[01:36:48] [SPEAKER_08]: It just set down fire upon the cabin and took it out in seconds.

[01:36:54] [SPEAKER_09]: Because you know that these forest fires have been raging through here, right?

[01:36:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Not in Newfoundland.

[01:37:00] [SPEAKER_08]: It's on the mainland.

[01:37:02] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh son.

[01:37:04] [SPEAKER_10]: They've been popping up all over the place.

[01:37:06] [SPEAKER_09]: What?

[01:37:06] [SPEAKER_09]: They're caused by the government.

[01:37:08] [SPEAKER_09]: Didn't you know?

[01:37:09] [SPEAKER_09]: Don't set these fires.

[01:37:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Deception.

[01:37:14] [SPEAKER_06]: Deception.

[01:37:16] [SPEAKER_08]: That's waging.

[01:37:18] [SPEAKER_08]: No deception.

[01:37:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, I believe it.

[01:37:21] [SPEAKER_08]: No deception.

[01:37:23] [SPEAKER_09]: Fine.

[01:37:24] [SPEAKER_09]: I'll use the one that I have expertise in.

[01:37:27] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so I rolled a 16 and I get to add 9.

[01:37:37] [SPEAKER_09]: 25.

[01:37:38] [SPEAKER_09]: I knew it.

[01:37:39] [SPEAKER_09]: I didn't vote for him.

[01:37:40] [SPEAKER_09]: I knew it.

[01:37:42] [SPEAKER_09]: It's just one thing after another to get you from his last political fucking bungle.

[01:37:48] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh no.

[01:37:49] [SPEAKER_09]: Hey, here's another big emergency we need to look at and then another bungle and then oh my god, here's another emergency.

[01:37:58] [SPEAKER_09]: Forest fires are popping up everywhere.

[01:38:01] [SPEAKER_09]: And they're driving the bear population crazy.

[01:38:09] [SPEAKER_09]: That blight on your arm looks an awful lot like a bear.

[01:38:14] [SPEAKER_12]: It's got my whole arm though.

[01:38:16] [SPEAKER_09]: Between the fire, the bear and the hallucination from eating the lake fish.

[01:38:23] [SPEAKER_09]: I think we found your dragon son.

[01:38:27] [SPEAKER_09]: Dragon?

[01:38:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my god.

[01:38:30] [SPEAKER_07]: He's got a little...

[01:38:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Are you guys going to take me out of here?

[01:38:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Where's your car?

[01:38:35] [SPEAKER_07]: He looks up and is like, oh, you guys got a...

[01:38:40] [SPEAKER_10]: It's been up there the whole time.

[01:38:41] [SPEAKER_13]: I'll radio Yuri to circle around and drop the basket down for casualty recovery.

[01:38:47] [SPEAKER_10]: Just a rope.

[01:38:48] [SPEAKER_10]: Have him climb up with one arm.

[01:38:51] [SPEAKER_06]: One arm and it's teeth.

[01:38:55] [SPEAKER_08]: He's going to go along with it but he wants to get out of here.

[01:39:03] [SPEAKER_08]: I was also going to bring something up where it's like maybe the Illuminati might have done something up in Alaska with an orbital laser cannon to deal with something that they put down.

[01:39:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Could be.

[01:39:16] [SPEAKER_10]: You could actually drop the Illuminati without actually trying to uncover the secret world because a lot of people just believe that shit anyways.

[01:39:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, yeah.

[01:39:26] [SPEAKER_10]: Also the Templar...

[01:39:27] [SPEAKER_10]: Like an Illuminati confirmed situation.

[01:39:29] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, basically, yeah.

[01:39:31] [SPEAKER_08]: The Illuminati, they don't operate secretly out in the open like the Templar do.

[01:39:38] [SPEAKER_08]: But basically, yeah, they've created their own mythology that people just immediately side-hunt and just eye roll.

[01:39:46] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I feel like you can just straight up be honest and say the Illuminati did this to a civilian.

[01:39:51] [SPEAKER_10]: They'd be like, oh yeah, sure, the Illuminati hurt level all the fucking time.

[01:39:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, unless they're a conspiracy blogger or just doing Twitter or something like that.

[01:40:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Wouldn't buy it.

[01:40:04] [SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, a little off topic.

[01:40:08] [SPEAKER_09]: Merritt, you know Mark from Self-Sufficient Me?

[01:40:12] [SPEAKER_09]: No.

[01:40:13] [SPEAKER_09]: YouTube guy Australian Gardener.

[01:40:17] [SPEAKER_09]: Doesn't he?

[01:40:17] [SPEAKER_09]: I've made you watch it before.

[01:40:19] [SPEAKER_12]: Probably.

[01:40:20] [SPEAKER_09]: I was watching one of his videos today and he grows pineapples in his yard.

[01:40:29] [SPEAKER_09]: And he was covering that farmers are basically under attack across the whole world.

[01:40:37] [SPEAKER_09]: And he points to a pineapple and says, Klaus Schwab, I'm growing this for you.

[01:40:48] [SPEAKER_13]: Just go back to...

[01:40:51] [SPEAKER_13]: What is that goddamn...

[01:40:54] [SPEAKER_13]: That movie with Adam Sandler in it?

[01:40:58] [SPEAKER_13]: Little Nicky.

[01:40:59] [SPEAKER_13]: Little Nicky where Hitler is in hell in this cute little French maid outfit.

[01:41:06] [SPEAKER_13]: And the devil makes him go pick out a pineapple from the shelf.

[01:41:10] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[01:41:12] [SPEAKER_13]: And he picks out the tiny little one.

[01:41:14] [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, the devil makes him go back and pick out the big one because it's going up his ass.

[01:41:22] [SPEAKER_09]: But like none of his videos have ever been politically charged at all?

[01:41:27] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[01:41:29] [SPEAKER_09]: So this is the first thing that's even remotely like political or opinionated that he's ever really said on it?

[01:41:38] [SPEAKER_09]: So...

[01:41:39] [SPEAKER_09]: Is it less field?

[01:41:42] [SPEAKER_09]: It made me laugh so hard because I've watched probably 150 hours of this guy gardening.

[01:41:49] [SPEAKER_09]: That's the first political thing he says.

[01:41:52] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[01:41:55] [SPEAKER_09]: He's like everybody needs to get on the growing your own food thing because otherwise you will be eating some bugs and being happy.

[01:42:07] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[01:42:09] [SPEAKER_13]: So this is our politically interviewed for the session?

[01:42:11] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[01:42:12] [SPEAKER_13]: Do you think so?

[01:42:13] [SPEAKER_09]: Anyway, sorry.

[01:42:15] [SPEAKER_09]: On we go.

[01:42:16] [SPEAKER_13]: This episode's sponsored by the WEF.

[01:42:21] [SPEAKER_08]: So you guys, yeah, the basket comes down or the emergency bed thing comes down and you strap them in.

[01:42:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Do you strap them in properly?

[01:42:36] [SPEAKER_13]: Yes, we strap them in properly.

[01:42:38] [SPEAKER_08]: You've been practicing your knots.

[01:42:39] [SPEAKER_08]: It's pretty easy.

[01:42:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:42:42] [SPEAKER_08]: It's straps.

[01:42:43] [SPEAKER_08]: It's basically like using like like make the emergency fall arrest news for the next neck.

[01:42:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Like ratchet strap.

[01:42:50] [SPEAKER_08]: It's not a ratchet strap.

[01:42:51] [SPEAKER_08]: There is it?

[01:42:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Basically, yeah.

[01:42:53] [SPEAKER_08]: It's effectively ratchet straps.

[01:42:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Not in tight knots or anything.

[01:42:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:42:57] [SPEAKER_08]: You strap them in and then like have your mechanic guy up there hit the button to reel it up.

[01:43:03] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I thought we were putting an emergency fall arrest news around his neck.

[01:43:08] [SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no.

[01:43:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Jesus.

[01:43:10] [SPEAKER_08]: And then I guess are you guys climbing back up to or are you guys staying on?

[01:43:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:43:14] [SPEAKER_13]: You guys do an investigation down here to figure out where it came from.

[01:43:17] [SPEAKER_08]: There?

[01:43:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:43:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so you get on the through the comms Yuri is like, so what do you want me to do with this man?

[01:43:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Do you want me to take him back to town and then come back or what?

[01:43:32] [SPEAKER_13]: He's no longer critical.

[01:43:33] [SPEAKER_13]: Stay on station.

[01:43:35] [SPEAKER_09]: Is he not fleeing at the moment?

[01:43:36] [SPEAKER_13]: No, he's stabilized.

[01:43:37] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you see stabilized.

[01:43:39] [SPEAKER_13]: He's stabilized.

[01:43:40] [SPEAKER_13]: He's been on the back to full health.

[01:43:41] [SPEAKER_09]: Yuri, get him drunk.

[01:43:45] [SPEAKER_09]: That's what I think too.

[01:43:49] [SPEAKER_09]: Get him Russian drunk.

[01:43:53] [SPEAKER_08]: You can't see it but you think you hear his mind.

[01:43:56] [SPEAKER_08]: You hear his mind.

[01:43:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:43:59] [SPEAKER_08]: The dog.

[01:44:00] [SPEAKER_08]: The dog, yeah.

[01:44:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and then because of...

[01:44:07] [SPEAKER_08]: So while you're here with the radio.

[01:44:09] [SPEAKER_13]: My you're actually looking fellow.

[01:44:10] [SPEAKER_13]: Are you Jewish?

[01:44:13] [SPEAKER_08]: The blue jean.

[01:44:14] [SPEAKER_08]: The blue jean.

[01:44:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh my God.

[01:44:19] [SPEAKER_09]: Funny, he doesn't look Jewish.

[01:44:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Shrewish.

[01:44:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Shrewish.

[01:44:26] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, they're hovering above you guys.

[01:44:30] [SPEAKER_08]: What are you guys doing while you're on the ground?

[01:44:34] [SPEAKER_08]: So...

[01:44:35] [SPEAKER_10]: We're trying to get a direction.

[01:44:36] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, basically which way this thing come from.

[01:44:38] [SPEAKER_10]: I mean it came from above.

[01:44:42] [SPEAKER_10]: Well, it didn't necessarily just go straight down breathing fire face first.

[01:44:47] [SPEAKER_13]: It's got to be an orientation to that.

[01:44:49] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, because it's either...

[01:44:53] [SPEAKER_13]: Either oblong one way or another.

[01:44:55] [SPEAKER_10]: If this is the location he didn't come down like this breathing fire.

[01:44:59] [SPEAKER_08]: He went in like that.

[01:45:00] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys can roll me an insight.

[01:45:06] [SPEAKER_13]: Can I investigate?

[01:45:07] [SPEAKER_08]: That was an insight.

[01:45:12] [SPEAKER_08]: 14.

[01:45:20] [SPEAKER_08]: So John, you recall there was that video by the George Sanderson guy.

[01:45:27] [SPEAKER_08]: That was over...

[01:45:28] [SPEAKER_08]: There was a cross the lake from the spot where this creature was like firing basically down and like slightly on an angle.

[01:45:36] [SPEAKER_08]: And you're like looking around it's like...

[01:45:38] [SPEAKER_08]: And you look through the tree line out to like where the water where the shoreline and what the lake is.

[01:45:42] [SPEAKER_08]: And like...

[01:45:45] [SPEAKER_08]: That's here.

[01:45:46] [SPEAKER_08]: This is probably what that guy was filming.

[01:45:50] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, we actually had it on film.

[01:45:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you guys...

[01:45:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, you had...

[01:45:54] [SPEAKER_08]: The George guy did shoot...

[01:45:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Did catch footage of the dragon at night laying down fire on a forest across the lake.

[01:46:03] [SPEAKER_10]: Which was probably...

[01:46:04] [SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, your insight kind of tells you like...

[01:46:07] [SPEAKER_08]: I think it recalls that.

[01:46:08] [SPEAKER_08]: It's like...

[01:46:09] [SPEAKER_08]: I think this is probably where it was set in fire up in that video.

[01:46:14] [SPEAKER_10]: And the video doesn't show it going...

[01:46:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Does it show it exiting the area?

[01:46:19] [SPEAKER_08]: No, it literally was like him getting his camera out looking at like taking footage.

[01:46:24] [SPEAKER_08]: And then the action of it actually like setting fire down on the forest.

[01:46:29] [SPEAKER_08]: And then just like him freaking out and running away basically.

[01:46:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:46:32] [SPEAKER_08]: And then like cut away before anything else happens.

[01:46:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:46:37] [SPEAKER_08]: But I mean, George might know something or...

[01:46:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Actually, and with that insight you did also hear a second voice like in the video.

[01:46:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Like basically like a woman's voice like kind of yelling at what you presume to be George.

[01:46:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Like about something.

[01:46:57] Okay.

[01:46:59] [SPEAKER_13]: So I guess we found what we can find here.

[01:47:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty much.

[01:47:03] [SPEAKER_13]: Like back on the chopper and do a recce.

[01:47:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[01:47:10] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, makes sense to me.

[01:47:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:47:13] [SPEAKER_08]: So you guys getting back on the hind and going where?

[01:47:19] [SPEAKER_13]: I guess we'll sort of do a spiral search pattern out to see if we can locate any structures that could possibly hide the dragon.

[01:47:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:47:31] [SPEAKER_08]: I need you guys to rule me perception.

[01:47:35] [SPEAKER_08]: As you're basically like I have doors or at the windows looking down and some of that.

[01:47:44] [SPEAKER_10]: 21.

[01:47:45] [SPEAKER_10]: 26.

[01:47:47] [SPEAKER_10]: 26.

[01:47:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Very well.

[01:47:52] [SPEAKER_08]: I rolled a 19.

[01:47:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:47:54] [SPEAKER_08]: So I will say that so you guys keep spiraling out.

[01:47:59] [SPEAKER_08]: It's like several kilometers out into like around the town of Crowley, which is basically just hills and forest and then the lake.

[01:48:10] [SPEAKER_08]: And as you're passing out, you're going out until like about like 10 kilometers out.

[01:48:17] [SPEAKER_08]: You come across or you got a John and Jika spot.

[01:48:21] [SPEAKER_08]: What looks like the remain like it looks like there was supposed to be like there's a there's a another smoldering spot.

[01:48:29] [SPEAKER_08]: But not everything is destroyed.

[01:48:32] [SPEAKER_08]: But not everything is reduced ash in this area and you see what looks like the lower half of a fire watch tower.

[01:48:41] [SPEAKER_08]: And the other half of it is on the ground like smashed.

[01:48:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:48:45] [SPEAKER_08]: But like on the other next to the tap next to the foundations of the tower.

[01:48:50] [SPEAKER_08]: But that's what you see.

[01:48:53] [SPEAKER_08]: And you do know that one of the Rangers was missing or hadn't called him yet.

[01:48:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Hadn't been calling him.

[01:49:00] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[01:49:00] [SPEAKER_10]: So maybe we're sitting down there so we can't find him there.

[01:49:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:49:04] [SPEAKER_10]: Was it him or her?

[01:49:06] [SPEAKER_08]: It was him.

[01:49:07] [SPEAKER_08]: His name was from your dossiers and stuff that you found but it was a Grant Morgan.

[01:49:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Ranger Morgan.

[01:49:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:49:18] [SPEAKER_08]: So you're you want you want your down.

[01:49:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Looks like there's a clearing there.

[01:49:23] [SPEAKER_08]: I can do that.

[01:49:24] [SPEAKER_08]: I can do that.

[01:49:25] [SPEAKER_08]: I can do that.

[01:49:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[01:49:28] [SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, so he lands.

[01:49:30] [SPEAKER_08]: How drunk is our passenger?

[01:49:33] [SPEAKER_08]: He's just like you're you where's the where's more of.

[01:49:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Like he's basically pipeline from his injuries and like even healing them inside.

[01:49:44] [SPEAKER_08]: And the amount of vodka that was going to be.

[01:49:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:49:47] [SPEAKER_08]: He's probably just snoring in the back.

[01:49:49] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[01:49:49] [SPEAKER_13]: That's exactly how I want him.

[01:49:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:49:52] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, you guys land behind sort of a clearing near the near the remains of the the fire

[01:50:01] [SPEAKER_08]: tower or the watch tower and yeah, you see like it looks like something like it's

[01:50:09] [SPEAKER_08]: partially burned but it looks more like something just like either slashed into it or crashed into

[01:50:15] [SPEAKER_08]: it or something and knocked the upper half of it down.

[01:50:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Looks like it crushed a shed and and the the the porta potty stuff in the process.

[01:50:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Next to the next to the tower foundation is the ground around it burned or no, it's

[01:50:36] [SPEAKER_08]: mostly like just like the roof area and like part of the middle part of where the middle

[01:50:41] [SPEAKER_08]: of the the tower didn't when it was fully erected.

[01:50:45] [SPEAKER_08]: It was trying.

[01:50:48] [SPEAKER_08]: It's it's charred but like otherwise like it looks like this one wasn't as like damage or

[01:50:54] [SPEAKER_08]: like burned.

[01:50:55] [SPEAKER_10]: It kind of seems like it sort of did a light flamethrower pass on it but mainly just

[01:50:59] [SPEAKER_10]: bashed into it with his shoulder or something as his flying past.

[01:51:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:51:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:51:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Do you guys want to roll a perception survival or investigation?

[01:51:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Or any other thing?

[01:51:12] [SPEAKER_13]: I would happily roll an investigation.

[01:51:16] [SPEAKER_10]: 19.

[01:51:17] [SPEAKER_10]: I won't percept.

[01:51:20] [SPEAKER_10]: No, I won't.

[01:51:24] [SPEAKER_02]: 9.

[01:51:31] [SPEAKER_08]: 30-20.

[01:51:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:51:35] [SPEAKER_08]: So, John's basically just kind of like, well that's nice.

[01:51:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:51:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Huh.

[01:51:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Why didn't it sit fire here?

[01:51:44] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm like looting the place trying to find things of value instead of actually trying to find

[01:51:48] [SPEAKER_10]: the guy.

[01:51:48] [SPEAKER_08]: That's that funky.

[01:51:49] [SPEAKER_08]: You're stripping the copper from what's left of the briefs about you.

[01:51:54] [SPEAKER_08]: But you, you do John or Jacob and myself.

[01:52:00] [SPEAKER_08]: You're looking around and some of that and you do well, Jacob, you hear it before

[01:52:08] [SPEAKER_08]: anything else.

[01:52:09] [SPEAKER_08]: You think you hear, as you're walking around the debris pile of the upper part of the tower,

[01:52:19] [SPEAKER_08]: you think you hear some kind of like radio or music but it's like very heavily muffled.

[01:52:28] [SPEAKER_08]: And it's like, where's it coming from?

[01:52:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Like, it's coming from somewhere in the pile.

[01:52:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:52:38] [SPEAKER_00]: It's coming from inside the pile.

[01:52:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:52:42] [SPEAKER_08]: Are you getting some help from the others as you're like trying to like make your way to

[01:52:48] [SPEAKER_08]: that area, like deeper into the pile of debris and such?

[01:52:52] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not going to specifically ask for it.

[01:52:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[01:52:57] [SPEAKER_08]: So you guys see them just start digging like through the pile of timbers and debris

[01:53:03] [SPEAKER_08]: and glass and stuff with that.

[01:53:06] [SPEAKER_08]: And you realize it sounds like it's coming from, there's a sort of a metal hatch in the ground.

[01:53:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, it's a metal hatch coming out of this cement block.

[01:53:23] [SPEAKER_06]: That's another entrance to the back doors.

[01:53:26] [SPEAKER_09]: This is starting to break open.

[01:53:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's the thing you are going to need the other guys help because it is like cover in the debris of the tower.

[01:53:37] [SPEAKER_13]: It'll just blast.

[01:53:39] [SPEAKER_13]: So that's a 23 strength check.

[01:53:41] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[01:53:43] [SPEAKER_09]: I loosened it for you.

[01:53:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you guys can walk over, throw a timber.

[01:53:49] [SPEAKER_08]: It takes a little more time.

[01:53:50] [SPEAKER_08]: It's like 10, 20 minutes to like move some of the beams and wall pieces that have fallen over and stuff.

[01:53:56] [SPEAKER_08]: But eventually you clear enough that you can get to the hatch itself.

[01:53:59] [SPEAKER_08]: It looks like it's basically a storm cellar kind of situation like in case of powerful windstorms on that in this area,

[01:54:08] [SPEAKER_08]: instead of staying in the tower they'd probably run down here and get into this shelter,

[01:54:14] [SPEAKER_08]: enter into the room shelter.

[01:54:17] [SPEAKER_08]: And you managed to get it open probably more from his raw strength of just like opening the latch open after I loosened it.

[01:54:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[01:54:27] [SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, you pull it open and you hear a bunch of gasps from below.

[01:54:33] [SPEAKER_08]: I was like, huh, what?

[01:54:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh God, somebody's here.

[01:54:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Fireball.

[01:54:40] [SPEAKER_08]: You have the opportunity to do the funniest thing that's ever happened.

[01:54:45] [SPEAKER_08]: The radio also starts suddenly like no longer confined by the ground and layers of cement and metal.

[01:54:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh fuck, how are we doing down there, Buds?

[01:54:54] [SPEAKER_07]: We're fine now.

[01:54:56] [SPEAKER_07]: You guys a rescue team?

[01:54:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you might say that.

[01:55:00] [SPEAKER_07]: We have a story for you.

[01:55:03] [SPEAKER_08]: You won't believe what the fuck happened.

[01:55:05] [SPEAKER_10]: You'll be surprised what we will believe.

[01:55:07] [SPEAKER_08]: I think we just might.

[01:55:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so yeah, they come up and you see a woman, two guys, and a guy in a proper Ranger outfit.

[01:55:20] [SPEAKER_08]: So that's the Ranger and the campers.

[01:55:21] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, we've got all the friggin survivors.

[01:55:23] [SPEAKER_08]: They introduce themselves like Margo and Jack Connolly, Joey Briggs, and then there's Ranger Morgan.

[01:55:35] [SPEAKER_08]: So they kind of like as your, you guys usually have like a thermal blankets or something like that when you're rescuing people?

[01:55:43] [SPEAKER_08]: No? Okay.

[01:55:44] [SPEAKER_08]: It's fireball.

[01:55:44] [SPEAKER_08]: It's all on fire.

[01:55:45] [SPEAKER_08]: That'll keep you warm.

[01:55:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Soaking brain.

[01:55:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Build a man of fire for me.

[01:55:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Where's the cover?

[01:55:55] [SPEAKER_13]: Set a man of fire over the worms.

[01:55:56] [SPEAKER_08]: That feels like.

[01:55:58] [SPEAKER_08]: My NPCs were having to deal with you assholes.

[01:56:05] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, they basically tell the story of the weather camping.

[01:56:10] [SPEAKER_08]: They heard like there's like something kind of like weird like cries out the woods.

[01:56:16] [SPEAKER_08]: And so they tried to, they head over to the Ranger station or the Ranger tower and was here with Grant, with Mr. Morgan when, when a shadow basically torched half towards the lower part of the of the tower or towards the middle part of the power with like some kind of fire.

[01:56:35] [SPEAKER_08]: And then began trying to crash into the tower itself.

[01:56:41] [SPEAKER_08]: To seemingly to get at it.

[01:56:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Wait, so what was it that crashed into the tower?

[01:56:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Some kind of some kind of large creature or something.

[01:56:48] [SPEAKER_10]: A shadow is what he said.

[01:56:49] [SPEAKER_08]: A large shadowy creature.

[01:56:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Now this was also at night.

[01:56:54] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[01:56:54] [SPEAKER_13]: Did you all do any fishing while you were out here?

[01:57:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Joey went fishing and we were going to have some fish when we heard the sound of the noise.

[01:57:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Did you eat any of the fish before you?

[01:57:08] [SPEAKER_08]: No, we've been eating a drink from the lake.

[01:57:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Eat any wild game.

[01:57:12] [SPEAKER_08]: We had the water but we had those like those iodide tablets for the purified water.

[01:57:19] [SPEAKER_13]: I done tablets that's not going to do it.

[01:57:24] [SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

[01:57:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, you guys are really going to have to make them do well because Ranger Morgan there is not like a regular city.

[01:57:33] [SPEAKER_08]: He knows his stuff in the woods.

[01:57:35] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, unfortunately your iodide tablets don't don't kill or filter at all microbes.

[01:57:43] [SPEAKER_09]: And unfortunately that biochemical spill that that leached into the lake has been known to cause

[01:57:51] [SPEAKER_09]: hallucinations.

[01:57:54] [SPEAKER_09]: We believe it was probably the same bear that attacked another man in the woods being driven crazy by

[01:58:02] [SPEAKER_09]: the biochemical spill in combination with the smoke from the fires which have been going crazy lately.

[01:58:10] [SPEAKER_09]: How high up was the break on the tower?

[01:58:14] [SPEAKER_07]: It was attacking.

[01:58:15] [SPEAKER_07]: You look up like you're what you're listening to this bullshit and you look at the tower.

[01:58:19] [SPEAKER_08]: It's like 60, 70 feet up in the air.

[01:58:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Like when it was probably when it was probably fully.

[01:58:27] [SPEAKER_10]: It was a big dire bear.

[01:58:28] [SPEAKER_10]: It smashed into the bottom so hard that it put like a like a tension or a torsion on it and it snapped it at the weak spot in the middle.

[01:58:35] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to say more games like well hang on a second like I haven't been notified about any of this biochemical bullshit and we did not see a bit.

[01:58:44] [SPEAKER_08]: It only came to lighten the fire.

[01:58:46] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry. This is all very irregular.

[01:58:49] [SPEAKER_08]: I don't see this kind of like something attacked us from the sky, not from the ground.

[01:58:54] [SPEAKER_09]: We got to make a DC 15 check.

[01:59:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Who asked you? You do?

[01:59:03] [SPEAKER_09]: You want me to do this with deception?

[01:59:06] [SPEAKER_09]: Good because I have expertise in deception.

[01:59:12] [SPEAKER_09]: All right.

[01:59:13] [SPEAKER_09]: Did it roll to 13?

[01:59:14] [SPEAKER_09]: Has it been an amniotic for this or just like a no but I can only do it once per long race.

[01:59:19] [SPEAKER_09]: So yeah.

[01:59:21] [SPEAKER_09]: Unless I wanted to do it to every person individually.

[01:59:23] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[01:59:25] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so that's plus.

[01:59:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Weiner.

[01:59:32] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, right. She's in there.

[01:59:35] [SPEAKER_09]: 21 total.

[01:59:37] [SPEAKER_10]: Geez.

[01:59:39] [SPEAKER_10]: I thought that was the chair squeaking.

[01:59:42] [SPEAKER_09]: That's her squeal.

[01:59:44] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[01:59:44] [SPEAKER_10]: You're okay, Weenie.

[01:59:46] [SPEAKER_10]: Was it just scared?

[01:59:47] [SPEAKER_10]: Squeal?

[01:59:48] [SPEAKER_09]: I touched her butt.

[01:59:49] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[01:59:50] [SPEAKER_09]: It was she was sleeping.

[01:59:52] [SPEAKER_09]: So he touched her butt so she jumped and jumped.

[01:59:56] [SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, dog.

[01:59:57] [SPEAKER_09]: You're fine, Weiner.

[01:59:59] [SPEAKER_09]: But that was a 21.

[02:00:01] [SPEAKER_09]: I was just turning around.

[02:00:02] [SPEAKER_09]: So I definitely beat my DC.

[02:00:04] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:00:04] [SPEAKER_08]: But I mean like that ranger is still like the others buy it but like the rangers

[02:00:08] [SPEAKER_08]: like I don't know.

[02:00:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Like that I'm going to have to report this like this is very regular.

[02:00:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Like what's your identification?

[02:00:14] [SPEAKER_08]: So like who are you people?

[02:00:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Like Taser.

[02:00:20] [SPEAKER_08]: He's the only one presenting.

[02:00:21] [SPEAKER_08]: So what do you want to do?

[02:00:22] [SPEAKER_08]: The others you flick it at the campers but like this guy.

[02:00:26] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh shit.

[02:00:26] [SPEAKER_09]: These guys have been down there with fresh air this whole time in an air filtration system.

[02:00:32] [SPEAKER_09]: They haven't been up here.

[02:00:33] [SPEAKER_09]: We've got rebreaters on.

[02:00:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Sleepy.

[02:00:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Do you have to roll against that?

[02:00:43] [SPEAKER_09]: I don't believe so.

[02:00:45] [SPEAKER_13]: It's based on your points.

[02:00:46] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's just based on hit points.

[02:00:48] [SPEAKER_09]: I can affect somebody hit points where the people.

[02:00:50] [SPEAKER_09]: He's impressed.

[02:00:51] [SPEAKER_07]: He's like, he's like, no I'm just...

[02:00:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Just a pillow.

[02:00:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Based first into the ground.

[02:00:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[02:01:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Jeez.

[02:01:01] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh jeez not another one.

[02:01:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh hell no.

[02:01:05] [SPEAKER_08]: The cameras are all like super worried.

[02:01:07] [SPEAKER_08]: It's like do we need rebreaters?

[02:01:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Like what's happening?

[02:01:10] [SPEAKER_13]: Like how about the air quality?

[02:01:12] [SPEAKER_13]: We're just going to give them like those cheap dollar extra rest or jacquem asks.

[02:01:15] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[02:01:15] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh no probably three out of four of them have passed out.

[02:01:20] [SPEAKER_09]: Sleep is an AOE.

[02:01:21] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh god they all just like that.

[02:01:23] [SPEAKER_09]: In reality yeah.

[02:01:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Probably all of them.

[02:01:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah so you took up all and somebody just put all of this past out.

[02:01:31] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, alright now we can just bundle them all into the stack of the helicopter.

[02:01:37] [SPEAKER_13]: Just like cord wood.

[02:01:39] [SPEAKER_13]: We'll send the helicopter back to town while we do our investigation

[02:01:44] [SPEAKER_13]: and tell them to come back here as soon as you drop off the surveillance.

[02:01:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yup.

[02:01:50] [SPEAKER_09]: Alright so we're out here practically unarmed as we investigate.

[02:01:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Against the drag.

[02:01:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Against the drag.

[02:01:58] [SPEAKER_13]: The helicopter's coming back.

[02:02:00] [SPEAKER_07]: So the helicopter is going to pick some berries for pepper.

[02:02:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Berry leaves.

[02:02:06] [SPEAKER_10]: You see it flying away into the distance and then a dragon comes out of nowhere just eats it.

[02:02:11] [SPEAKER_09]: Just flying away to the east.

[02:02:17] [SPEAKER_09]: Far, far east.

[02:02:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah he heads out into the dirt.

[02:02:26] [SPEAKER_08]: At this point it's probably about, it's certainly, it's not quite, the sun isn't setting but it's like getting low in the sky.

[02:02:36] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah the helicopter goes off toward Crowley.

[02:02:40] [SPEAKER_08]: And how long are you guys just waiting for it while you're investigating around?

[02:02:45] [SPEAKER_08]: We investigate and wait until it returns.

[02:02:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:02:48] [SPEAKER_13]: Way to hell of waiting one foot, far out of nowhere.

[02:02:51] [SPEAKER_08]: There's literally a footpath from this tower that goes off into the woods.

[02:02:59] [SPEAKER_08]: I do kind of want to check out this bunker.

[02:03:02] [SPEAKER_09]: No let's check out the bunker.

[02:03:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay so you hop into the bunker.

[02:03:05] [SPEAKER_09]: And you're all lost in the back rooms.

[02:03:06] [SPEAKER_08]: No it is, it is not, it's really just a, it's very small space.

[02:03:11] [SPEAKER_08]: There's a radio playing but otherwise it's basically like a sea, a, they basically took a sea, was it a sea can?

[02:03:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:03:20] [SPEAKER_08]: They took a sea can and a small sea can and turned it into an underground bunker for emergency situations.

[02:03:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:03:28] [SPEAKER_08]: It's got some MRAs and,

[02:03:30] [SPEAKER_08]: MREs.

[02:03:31] [SPEAKER_08]: MREs yeah.

[02:03:32] [SPEAKER_08]: MREs.

[02:03:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Meal ready to ass.

[02:03:38] [SPEAKER_08]: MREs and some, some bogs of water and a couple of bunks.

[02:03:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Like, like it's basically, it looks like, remember, you guys haven't played Far Cry 5?

[02:03:48] [SPEAKER_08]: The home, the DUI like bunker systems in the area.

[02:03:53] [SPEAKER_08]: DIY?

[02:03:55] [SPEAKER_10]: They're not driving out of the influence there.

[02:03:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Are you, are you jamming out of the influence?

[02:04:00] [SPEAKER_08]: I bought my, my first Rattler and I've had a couple of glasses of that amazing Cranberry wine.

[02:04:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.

[02:04:10] [SPEAKER_10]: So this is D&D under the influence at least.

[02:04:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah so DIY like bunker cabin.

[02:04:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Basically they built this as a quick thing in case like a storm happens and they have to, like you can't be up in the, up in the tower.

[02:04:23] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:04:24] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:04:27] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah and there was no board games or anything down there so that insides was covered with ectoplasm.

[02:04:32] [SPEAKER_09]: Alright let's get out of here.

[02:04:34] [SPEAKER_10]: Ectoplasm.

[02:04:35] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah that's what that is.

[02:04:36] [SPEAKER_09]: Who's Corona is that?

[02:04:38] [SPEAKER_09]: Probably my dad's.

[02:04:41] [SPEAKER_06]: Who is the spooky ghost?

[02:04:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Can you see the ghost?

[02:04:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah sure.

[02:04:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Did we all go into the bunker?

[02:04:50] [SPEAKER_13]: No I'm staying on top.

[02:04:52] [SPEAKER_08]: I don't trust bunkers anymore.

[02:04:53] [SPEAKER_08]: No.

[02:04:54] [SPEAKER_08]: I won't be there again.

[02:04:56] [SPEAKER_13]: I had a bad, bad experience down there once.

[02:04:58] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[02:04:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Do you want to roll survival?

[02:05:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Survival?

[02:05:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:05:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Basically like tracking or like the...

[02:05:07] [SPEAKER_10]: 13?

[02:05:08] [SPEAKER_10]: 13.

[02:05:08] [SPEAKER_10]: I roll as well because I didn't go down.

[02:05:11] [SPEAKER_10]: The bunker's only so small.

[02:05:14] [SPEAKER_10]: 14?

[02:05:15] [SPEAKER_10]: Sorry 24.

[02:05:15] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh wow.

[02:05:16] [SPEAKER_10]: I know my math shut up.

[02:05:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Um you guys are, well yeah so John you're looking, you're both looking around the area like just seeing who can find any tracks or anything like that.

[02:05:25] [SPEAKER_08]: And John you see, um so you're looking at like the debris of when the tower like came down something like that.

[02:05:34] [SPEAKER_08]: And it's like if it came on that direction probably this thing probably came at it from that side.

[02:05:40] [SPEAKER_08]: So that going and you know that that direction goes south.

[02:05:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Um but that's that area is going uh yeah that area is going south of south from from Crowley and like basically going south away from like civilization going deeper into the woods alongside the lake.

[02:05:59] [SPEAKER_08]: So you're like it's either it's either out that way like if it was coming back or coming from wherever it's been dwelling or it this thing was like just maybe it's maybe it could be a random direction.

[02:06:13] [SPEAKER_08]: That it just decided to attack from.

[02:06:15] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah that's the problem.

[02:06:16] [SPEAKER_10]: It's hard to know because like we don't know the order that these were attacked in and it doesn't matter because like it could just come in and attack one attack the other then go home.

[02:06:26] [SPEAKER_10]: But it didn't even necessarily have to go from home to the first one.

[02:06:30] [SPEAKER_10]: It could have been went from home went over here ate something off the ground came around then started doing an attack.

[02:06:35] [SPEAKER_10]: So these directions really don't help unfortunately.

[02:06:37] [SPEAKER_08]: And you're looking around the ground as well and you do see like you think you see some three toe footprints like kind of in the dust.

[02:06:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Um pretty big.

[02:06:46] [SPEAKER_10]: I was gonna say how big.

[02:06:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Like probably like three or four feet across.

[02:06:50] [SPEAKER_10]: What's one foot?

[02:06:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Like three or four of my feet like the width of my feet.

[02:06:56] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah like that's one toe.

[02:06:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah like three toes basically.

[02:07:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Um and there's like a set of them or uh yeah there's a set of them.

[02:07:05] [SPEAKER_10]: A pair?

[02:07:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:07:07] [SPEAKER_08]: And you're looking around it looks like it's like there's also these other spots where like it's like they're almost like uh if you ever with that with that one.

[02:07:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Like a single toe?

[02:07:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah it's like almost like a bat like how about moves around and so that um.

[02:07:21] [SPEAKER_08]: And you got its elbows with the little hook on it basically yeah and uh it crashes it looks like it looks like the way it's patterned it kind of looks like it was like going or trying to get to something get it something around the the debris field or the debris.

[02:07:35] [SPEAKER_08]: So like maybe it was actually like when it knocked down the uh the um the tower and so that it tried to get at the people that were inside or in like where where they thought they were.

[02:07:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[02:07:48] [SPEAKER_10]: Or hit the tower and it was stumbling around.

[02:07:51] [SPEAKER_09]: It was like oh god I feel like I'm woozy.

[02:07:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[02:07:54] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:07:55] [SPEAKER_09]: It had a bunch of canary flying circles around its head.

[02:07:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yup.

[02:08:01] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah you definitely this definitely seems like this thing it was this thing but it's might maybe going south is like the direction to go but you're not really 100% sure.

[02:08:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[02:08:12] [SPEAKER_08]: So okay and then you uh wait for other than that like that's really what you guys find in the area so you're just waiting for Yuri to come back.

[02:08:22] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah I guess.

[02:08:23] [SPEAKER_08]: It'll be on there.

[02:08:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:08:25] [SPEAKER_09]: It's a really difficult hour.

[02:08:27] [SPEAKER_08]: It takes them three hours to get back.

[02:08:34] The hell?

[02:08:35] [SPEAKER_13]: It's like a ten minute trip.

[02:08:37] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[02:08:38] [SPEAKER_10]: I feel like a half an hour in we'd be calling it and be like uh Yuri did you crash it?

[02:08:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Uh no we're having a bit of a problem um we dropped off the people but they they seemed to think that we had some we had some of the people come closer to look at the.

[02:08:54] [SPEAKER_08]: The thing and they were a little iffy about the guns.

[02:09:00] [SPEAKER_08]: She hasn't concealed the guns.

[02:09:04] [SPEAKER_08]: We can tell the rocket pod.

[02:09:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[02:09:07] [SPEAKER_08]: So we uh we had to um try and make some bullshit thing and uh mechanic it's like uh I have a name it's like yes I know.

[02:09:17] [SPEAKER_10]: I haven't named you yet shut up.

[02:09:21] [SPEAKER_07]: They're both Yuri.

[02:09:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[02:09:23] [SPEAKER_08]: I'll see you watch like I'll listen back as like I did the mechanic.

[02:09:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I might have.

[02:09:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Yuri and Yuri and Yuri.

[02:09:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Whoa.

[02:09:33] [SPEAKER_10]: Yuri and Yuri.

[02:09:35] [SPEAKER_08]: We had to we had to leave the area for a little while because um uh the bludgeoning there used some uh insorcelment uh and uh knocked out a couple of people.

[02:09:46] [SPEAKER_10]: I understand you had to leave the area while the the uh you had to get out of the cops cone of vision until your star rating went down right?

[02:09:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah exactly look at GTA game.

[02:09:58] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[02:09:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah I understand.

[02:10:00] [SPEAKER_10]: I love GTA YC.

[02:10:03] [SPEAKER_09]: You mean GTA?

[02:10:06] [SPEAKER_09]: Grand Theft Horse?

[02:10:08] [SPEAKER_10]: No GTA not GTA.

[02:10:11] [SPEAKER_10]: It's Grand Theft Helicopter at this point.

[02:10:14] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[02:10:14] [SPEAKER_10]: So it's still age.

[02:10:17] [SPEAKER_08]: So um yeah Yuri apparently had to like leave for a few hours to like kind of get away because apparently uh there was a kerfuffle somebody saw something they had to sleep some people.

[02:10:29] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah and then we really need to hide those guns.

[02:10:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:10:32] [SPEAKER_10]: Or just remove them like is are the rocket pods not enough?

[02:10:36] [SPEAKER_10]: And the door guns?

[02:10:37] [SPEAKER_10]: No.

[02:10:39] [SPEAKER_10]: Fair enough.

[02:10:41] [SPEAKER_13]: You convinced me.

[02:10:41] [SPEAKER_13]: You will see when we fight this dragon with the helicopter that there is no such thing as enough.

[02:10:48] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:10:49] [SPEAKER_09]: How many missiles are in a pod?

[02:10:51] [SPEAKER_13]: Ten.

[02:10:52] [SPEAKER_13]: We got 20 rockets.

[02:10:54] [SPEAKER_13]: Unguided.

[02:10:57] [SPEAKER_09]: Cause 20 rockets that's only that's only 20 attacks.

[02:11:03] [SPEAKER_10]: Depends on the full auto.

[02:11:05] [SPEAKER_10]: Can you use full auto rules for this?

[02:11:07] [SPEAKER_13]: No I don't think so.

[02:11:08] [SPEAKER_13]: I think it's like phew phew phew phew phew phew.

[02:11:10] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[02:11:11] [SPEAKER_09]: Can we replace one of those with that Hellfire Rocket Pots?

[02:11:16] [SPEAKER_13]: Do you know what those cost?

[02:11:17] [SPEAKER_09]: No.

[02:11:18] [SPEAKER_13]: One Hellfire Rocket costs more than both Rocket Pots.

[02:11:21] Oh.

[02:11:25] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay, so the helicopter got back to you guys.

[02:11:29] [SPEAKER_12]: Where are you guys going from here?

[02:11:30] [SPEAKER_13]: Oh, right.

[02:11:31] [SPEAKER_13]: I suggest that we all board the helicopter.

[02:11:36] [SPEAKER_13]: We take the helicopter to its max effective altitude.

[02:11:40] [SPEAKER_13]: And from there, we stand watch and wait to see anything moving below us.

[02:11:47] [SPEAKER_13]: At which point we engage from above with advantage.

[02:11:51] [SPEAKER_13]: Unless we're below.

[02:11:54] [SPEAKER_13]: If this thing is running any more than 10,000 feet, I will be supremely surprised.

[02:12:00] [SPEAKER_10]: Also, did anything happen in the three hours we were waiting?

[02:12:03] [SPEAKER_10]: No.

[02:12:03] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[02:12:03] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys were like literally just like...

[02:12:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Just hanging out?

[02:12:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, just like you hear...

[02:12:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Actually, I will say this.

[02:12:10] [SPEAKER_08]: You don't hear any animal life.

[02:12:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Like you don't hear any frogs, you don't hear any squirrels, no birds chirping.

[02:12:18] [SPEAKER_08]: It is very quiet in the new clothes.

[02:12:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:12:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:12:24] [SPEAKER_08]: But other than that, like that's...

[02:12:26] [SPEAKER_08]: You're just kind of in a very creepy silent forest for like the next like...

[02:12:31] [SPEAKER_08]: But the last like three hours.

[02:12:34] [SPEAKER_13]: It's the flood.

[02:12:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Could be.

[02:12:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Is it getting dark now?

[02:12:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, by the time Yuri gets back, it's like now it's actually like dark.

[02:12:42] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:12:42] [SPEAKER_08]: It's starting to like...

[02:12:44] [SPEAKER_08]: The sun is like basically on the horizon setting.

[02:12:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[02:12:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Which means the boss fights are about to start.

[02:12:51] [SPEAKER_10]: And a pre-interfered role initiative.

[02:12:54] [SPEAKER_08]: So you're having Yuri go up 10,000 feet.

[02:12:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Yep.

[02:12:59] [SPEAKER_13]: 10,000 meters.

[02:13:00] [SPEAKER_13]: Actually we can run 15,000 feet.

[02:13:02] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[02:13:04] [SPEAKER_13]: So the gunner seat has night vision.

[02:13:07] [SPEAKER_13]: Mm-hmm.

[02:13:07] [SPEAKER_13]: I have night vision.

[02:13:08] [SPEAKER_13]: Did anybody else buy night vision goggles?

[02:13:12] [SPEAKER_10]: Nope.

[02:13:14] [SPEAKER_10]: Y'all suck.

[02:13:15] [SPEAKER_10]: I haven't bought much shit honestly.

[02:13:19] [SPEAKER_10]: I haven't been kidding about my character very well.

[02:13:22] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I suppose the time because I remember when I'm here.

[02:13:24] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I need to do these things.

[02:13:25] [SPEAKER_10]: It's like and I don't want to slow everyone down by me going shopping.

[02:13:28] [SPEAKER_08]: I need to remember to remind you like during the week.

[02:13:31] [SPEAKER_08]: So if you can like look at it before we say.

[02:13:34] [SPEAKER_09]: You should mark on your sheet like on the back of one of your sheets.

[02:13:37] [SPEAKER_09]: The things that you're intending to buy came up in a previous set like the coming

[02:13:42] [SPEAKER_09]: during the session.

[02:13:43] [SPEAKER_09]: And then at the beginning and next session when one of us is digging around shopping,

[02:13:47] [SPEAKER_09]: you could do your shopping.

[02:13:49] [SPEAKER_02]: There.

[02:13:55] [SPEAKER_08]: So, yeah, I guess you guys can whoever has night vision.

[02:14:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Good rule of perception to look down and see the other scanners that we for at a disadvantage.

[02:14:09] [SPEAKER_09]: Now the co-pilot seat has night vision, I think you were saying.

[02:14:14] [SPEAKER_13]: Which is our naked mole wrap friend.

[02:14:16] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh would it?

[02:14:16] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, that's not me.

[02:14:18] [SPEAKER_09]: You can take it if you want.

[02:14:20] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I can fly the thing so.

[02:14:22] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you can be the gun.

[02:14:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:14:25] [SPEAKER_08]: You got it.

[02:14:26] [SPEAKER_08]: So you guys have night vision, maybe I should just roll normally but if you can.

[02:14:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:14:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Don't be willing to exist.

[02:14:31] [SPEAKER_13]: So I'm on this starboard.

[02:14:33] [SPEAKER_13]: I do it again.

[02:14:34] [SPEAKER_13]: Keep you watch on our second one to one to five PM.

[02:14:45] [SPEAKER_08]: 19.

[02:14:46] [SPEAKER_10]: 12 at disadvantage.

[02:14:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so he's looking at one to five degrees or not one to five o'clock.

[02:14:55] [SPEAKER_08]: What are you looking at?

[02:15:00] [SPEAKER_10]: 70 to 11.

[02:15:01] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, like where do the viewing angles?

[02:15:04] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, the right side, the left side, the front.

[02:15:07] [SPEAKER_10]: Well, left is where the right is.

[02:15:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Where's the front pointing?

[02:15:10] [SPEAKER_13]: Is it like north, west, south, east?

[02:15:12] [SPEAKER_13]: Well, we should point the front towards our direction of expected engagement.

[02:15:17] [SPEAKER_10]: Which we don't know.

[02:15:17] [SPEAKER_13]: Don't know.

[02:15:18] [SPEAKER_13]: Which is probably south.

[02:15:20] [SPEAKER_13]: Different than what we've seen so far.

[02:15:22] [SPEAKER_13]: We expect south.

[02:15:22] [SPEAKER_13]: So each point is pointing to south at like 10 to three or 10 to two.

[02:15:29] [SPEAKER_13]: I'm pointed due east at one to five.

[02:15:37] [SPEAKER_13]: East pointing to west at seven to switch those.

[02:15:42] [SPEAKER_13]: So I'm pointing due west, due east he's pointing due west.

[02:15:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, yep.

[02:15:47] [SPEAKER_08]: So you got which one?

[02:15:51] [SPEAKER_08]: I got 19.

[02:15:52] [SPEAKER_08]: 19? Okay.

[02:15:54] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, you guys wait for a few hours.

[02:15:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Probably like two or three.

[02:16:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Another two or three hours.

[02:16:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Basically into the night.

[02:16:05] [SPEAKER_08]: The mechanic comes over and is like,

[02:16:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Coffee?

[02:16:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Fantastic.

[02:16:11] [SPEAKER_09]: Feed up on the console, drink a coffee.

[02:16:14] [SPEAKER_09]: And that's when you accidentally bump the missile launcher.

[02:16:19] [SPEAKER_12]: Truly, you're one of the chair parts.

[02:16:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Unfortunately, because you have coverings on it,

[02:16:24] [SPEAKER_08]: the missiles hit the covering inside the covering and blow up.

[02:16:28] [SPEAKER_10]: No, there's a minimum arming distance.

[02:16:33] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, so you're doing your coffee when you see like,

[02:16:35] [SPEAKER_08]: you start seeing movement down below through the night vision.

[02:16:39] [SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, you see that's a very big thing.

[02:16:42] [SPEAKER_08]: It's got a pretty decent wingspan.

[02:16:44] [SPEAKER_08]: It's flying in from the south.

[02:16:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Looks like it's, you don't really catch when it came,

[02:16:52] [SPEAKER_08]: when it started like flying out,

[02:16:54] [SPEAKER_08]: but it was like somewhere halfway up the lake basically.

[02:16:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Like a couple of, basically if you're about like,

[02:17:02] [SPEAKER_08]: you guys are probably about 10 or so kilometers away from Crowley,

[02:17:06] [SPEAKER_08]: which is at the very top of the lake.

[02:17:08] [SPEAKER_08]: And this thing, and this lake is multiple,

[02:17:11] [SPEAKER_08]: I think about 20, 30 kilometers along.

[02:17:15] [SPEAKER_08]: And so they're about halfway up the lake,

[02:17:17] [SPEAKER_08]: it started flying, you start noticing it flying along

[02:17:20] [SPEAKER_08]: the tree line and like the hills.

[02:17:23] [SPEAKER_08]: And it's basically going to be flying under you guys for sure.

[02:17:27] [SPEAKER_09]: We got a bokey coming over the lake.

[02:17:30] [SPEAKER_09]: What? Oh, it's time.

[02:17:33] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm awake, shut up.

[02:17:34] [SPEAKER_07]: It is a size there.

[02:17:38] [SPEAKER_13]: Da, da, da, flanking, come up behind me.

[02:17:42] [SPEAKER_08]: It is a large size creature.

[02:17:44] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, oh just the size of a horse?

[02:17:47] [SPEAKER_08]: It's a huge size creature.

[02:17:51] [SPEAKER_09]: So like the size of an elephant.

[02:17:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:17:55] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:17:57] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, yeah, we got a bokey on our radar contact.

[02:18:03] [SPEAKER_09]: And shoot, oh God, there's three more.

[02:18:08] [SPEAKER_09]: A blip moving slowly.

[02:18:16] [SPEAKER_10]: What was that from Hot Shots?

[02:18:18] [SPEAKER_10]: I think so, yeah.

[02:18:20] [SPEAKER_08]: All right, so you're having to hide and go down or dive?

[02:18:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[02:18:25] [SPEAKER_07]: All right, it's a puss in your seatbelts.

[02:18:28] [SPEAKER_07]: This thing has seatbelts?

[02:18:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it just like descends down on a sling ankle.

[02:18:37] [SPEAKER_08]: He turns off the propeller.

[02:18:41] [SPEAKER_10]: That's the quickest way to descend.

[02:18:43] [SPEAKER_10]: It's probably not actually.

[02:18:44] [SPEAKER_08]: No, you wouldn't do that.

[02:18:45] [SPEAKER_08]: You'd probably just descend, he goes down, but he starts diving down or like spiraling down.

[02:18:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Spiraling down?

[02:18:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Like, I mean, I mean in a direct, however, how would I ever like, like, descends, okay?

[02:18:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[02:18:59] [SPEAKER_13]: Behind the thing, ideally.

[02:19:02] [SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, it looks like it's just soaring for Crowley at this point.

[02:19:09] [SPEAKER_08]: But it's in the darkness, like you guys can barely see it with the aid of, only with the aid of night vision.

[02:19:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:19:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Because it basically blends in with the, without the night vision, it blends in with the trees.

[02:19:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Like you see the blur of movement, otherwise.

[02:19:28] [SPEAKER_09]: All right, John, you should probably take this post.

[02:19:32] [SPEAKER_09]: I get up out of the gunner seat and bow you towards it.

[02:19:39] [SPEAKER_10]: Sure, thank you, sir.

[02:19:40] [SPEAKER_09]: And I'll take the door gun.

[02:19:43] [SPEAKER_13]: Can you hear my graphic real shortly?

[02:19:45] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:19:48] [SPEAKER_09]: Or maybe a canary.

[02:19:50] [SPEAKER_13]: Which would be funnier.

[02:19:53] [SPEAKER_09]: Honestly, it would probably be a Falcon just because they fly so much faster.

[02:19:58] [SPEAKER_13]: You turn into a Falcon, you dive bomb onto the back of the thing.

[02:20:02] [SPEAKER_09]: You turn into an elephant.

[02:20:06] What?

[02:20:07] [SPEAKER_09]: Straight in the ground, we're fucking-

[02:20:09] [SPEAKER_09]: A blue whale.

[02:20:10] [SPEAKER_09]: You put an arrow and just fucking peck it to death with my badass magical peck attack.

[02:20:16] [SPEAKER_10]: That's true, you could.

[02:20:18] [SPEAKER_10]: But could you hold on as a canary?

[02:20:22] [SPEAKER_10]: It's flying.

[02:20:23] [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, yeah?

[02:20:26] [SPEAKER_10]: You know, canaries would fly too.

[02:20:28] [SPEAKER_10]: No, it's faster than a dragon.

[02:20:30] [SPEAKER_09]: No, what if I landed on its back and I just got between some of its backspines.

[02:20:38] [SPEAKER_08]: All right, well, you guys currently have the surprise.

[02:20:43] [SPEAKER_08]: So let's roll an initiative just to get that out of the way.

[02:20:47] [SPEAKER_10]: I told you we were going to roll an initiative soon.

[02:20:53] [SPEAKER_10]: 14.

[02:20:56] [SPEAKER_09]: 14, 19.

[02:20:57] [SPEAKER_09]: 19, what's your dex?

[02:21:00] [SPEAKER_09]: 16.

[02:21:02] [SPEAKER_09]: Or at least that's what we're saying this week.

[02:21:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, you're actually going first before the dragon.

[02:21:07] [SPEAKER_08]: 9.

[02:21:09] What?

[02:21:09] [SPEAKER_08]: You have the worst initiatives.

[02:21:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so yeah, a surprise initiative.

[02:21:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Um, Jacob?

[02:21:21] [SPEAKER_09]: Do I do?

[02:21:23] [SPEAKER_09]: I would like to delay until these guys are gone first.

[02:21:26] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, go on.

[02:21:29] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, so it's in range?

[02:21:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, yeah, eventually you get downwards within range of the guns and stuff like that.

[02:21:38] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay, or we can get to the guns.

[02:21:42] [SPEAKER_13]: You need to roll for Yuri to engage with the rockets.

[02:21:48] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, what's my bonus on that?

[02:21:50] [SPEAKER_10]: Just flat dex bonus, probably?

[02:21:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Unless you have probably dex actually if you're using the guns.

[02:22:02] [SPEAKER_10]: That's what I'm saying.

[02:22:04] [SPEAKER_13]: What was your dex plus proficiency?

[02:22:11] [SPEAKER_02]: What was your dex doing?

[02:22:12] [SPEAKER_10]: Probably.

[02:22:15] [SPEAKER_10]: It's not a very good roll.

[02:22:20] [SPEAKER_10]: 16?

[02:22:21] [SPEAKER_13]: It's not half bad with all the guns here Sharpshooter.

[02:22:26] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, they're machine guns right?

[02:22:29] [SPEAKER_09]: So he's area of attack firing so your DC to save is 16.

[02:22:35] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh yeah.

[02:22:37] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, if we're doing that full hour rolls that actually kind of makes sense, yeah.

[02:22:41] [SPEAKER_10]: Right, because I'm not going with like one shot.

[02:22:48] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, so...

[02:22:48] [SPEAKER_10]: See how do you aim the guns on it?

[02:22:50] [SPEAKER_10]: Is it just like there's a button or a stick that you can't...

[02:22:52] [SPEAKER_09]: There's a little stick.

[02:22:53] [SPEAKER_10]: Does it actually move on the front?

[02:22:55] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, there's like a little gimbal mount?

[02:22:57] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[02:22:57] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[02:23:00] [SPEAKER_13]: You can totally substitute the controls for a helicopter runner with an Xbox 360 controller.

[02:23:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[02:23:07] [SPEAKER_13]: And it'll be just fine.

[02:23:08] [SPEAKER_10]: Hmm.

[02:23:11] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay, so...

[02:23:12] [SPEAKER_10]: DC 16 to not be hit.

[02:23:14] [SPEAKER_10]: Do we write down what the numbers for the damage?

[02:23:17] [SPEAKER_09]: DC 16 for half.

[02:23:19] [SPEAKER_10]: For half?

[02:23:19] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, half.

[02:23:20] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, so the Dragon has to work?

[02:23:21] [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

[02:23:22] [SPEAKER_10]: Also do we figure what the damage is on this gun?

[02:23:24] [SPEAKER_10]: Is it just the same as the other one?

[02:23:26] [SPEAKER_09]: One less die than a fireball.

[02:23:28] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh sorry, is it the same as the old machine gun?

[02:23:31] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it's like 76.

[02:23:33] [SPEAKER_13]: 78?

[02:23:34] [SPEAKER_02]: 76.

[02:23:35] [SPEAKER_13]: That's a dex save?

[02:23:36] [SPEAKER_13]: Mm-hmm.

[02:23:37] [SPEAKER_13]: That's a glove.

[02:23:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So it did not succeed?

[02:23:40] [SPEAKER_02]: So it gets 76?

[02:23:42] [SPEAKER_09]: 76.

[02:23:43] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, carry your six now.

[02:23:45] [SPEAKER_09]: There we go.

[02:23:49] Hmm.

[02:23:53] [SPEAKER_10]: This is a gun so it's volatile.

[02:23:55] [SPEAKER_10]: And that's a rule.

[02:23:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we know there's volatile rules.

[02:24:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.

[02:24:05] [SPEAKER_09]: So is this like exploding dice?

[02:24:07] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:24:08] [SPEAKER_09]: Exploding damage dice.

[02:24:09] [SPEAKER_12]: Exploding damage dice.

[02:24:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[02:24:12] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[02:24:12] [SPEAKER_06]: So maybe our homeowner wasn't really necessary, maybe?

[02:24:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Perhaps.

[02:24:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Perhaps.

[02:24:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, because that would actually come from all the guns.

[02:24:20] [SPEAKER_08]: All the weapons.

[02:24:21] [SPEAKER_08]: So if you roll like sixes on a 2D6 from a gun and because it's volatile then yeah, we'd

[02:24:28] [SPEAKER_08]: also have exploding damage dice.

[02:24:30] [SPEAKER_10]: Do they explode multiple times?

[02:24:32] [SPEAKER_08]: I think it does.

[02:24:33] [SPEAKER_12]: Mm-hmm.

[02:24:33] [SPEAKER_12]: Let me go check.

[02:24:40] [SPEAKER_09]: Mary, do you want to pass some funds?

[02:24:48] [SPEAKER_09]: I had never had funds before.

[02:24:50] [SPEAKER_10]: I kind of assumed that they would have like an onion in it or something but they don't

[02:24:55] [SPEAKER_10]: really.

[02:24:56] [SPEAKER_09]: They do kind of taste like onion rings though.

[02:25:00] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's why I assumed they would be more like actual.

[02:25:03] [SPEAKER_08]: The volatile rules, unlike fire arms, I'll get a volatile often leaves a little amount

[02:25:09] [SPEAKER_08]: of damage if shot at the right angles.

[02:25:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Reflect this when you roll damage for a volatile weapon.

[02:25:15] [SPEAKER_08]: If you roll the maximum value of one or more of those dice, they explode.

[02:25:20] [SPEAKER_08]: That is your roll, you roll the die again and add the new result to the previous

[02:25:25] [SPEAKER_08]: roll for a new damage total.

[02:25:28] [SPEAKER_08]: If the additional rolls, if the additional roll is also maximum value on die, it

[02:25:34] [SPEAKER_08]: explodes yet again, inflicting still more damage.

[02:25:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Damage dice can't explode infinitely.

[02:25:40] [SPEAKER_08]: However, they can only explode a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus.

[02:25:47] [SPEAKER_13]: Mm-hmm.

[02:25:48] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[02:25:49] [SPEAKER_13]: So you can only explode it three times.

[02:25:52] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh no.

[02:25:53] [SPEAKER_10]: Regardless, it'll only explode twice, 33 damage.

[02:25:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:25:58] [SPEAKER_08]: What is...

[02:25:59] [SPEAKER_08]: What piercing damage?

[02:26:03] [SPEAKER_10]: I guess, yeah.

[02:26:08] [SPEAKER_08]: This creature did not like that at all.

[02:26:11] [SPEAKER_08]: It just lets out this horrible sort of mix of gator hissing and the roaming

[02:26:18] [SPEAKER_08]: and an eagle cry.

[02:26:22] [SPEAKER_10]: That was kind of aiming center mass, but maybe towards a wing to try to down it.

[02:26:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:26:28] [SPEAKER_08]: And you see as the bullets ping, this thing's flesh, or it scales

[02:26:35] [SPEAKER_08]: and so that there are actually like ricochets and sparks on the flesh.

[02:26:41] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, it did not like that at all.

[02:26:43] [SPEAKER_08]: And it continued, starts looking around as I swoop in around, like certainly

[02:26:47] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm swooping around to look for what was, what just hit it.

[02:26:50] [SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm.

[02:26:51] [SPEAKER_08]: So...

[02:26:52] [SPEAKER_10]: Can possibly win.

[02:26:53] [SPEAKER_10]: We have the high ground.

[02:26:54] [SPEAKER_10]: Marcel?

[02:26:55] [SPEAKER_13]: Currently.

[02:26:56] [SPEAKER_13]: So it's currently like 12 o'clock to us, right?

[02:26:58] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[02:26:59] [SPEAKER_13]: So I don't have angle of fire, right?

[02:27:01] [SPEAKER_13]: No.

[02:27:01] [SPEAKER_13]: So I'm going to delay my action, and if it goes to the right of the aircraft

[02:27:06] [SPEAKER_13]: then I will hit it with a burst.

[02:27:08] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[02:27:09] [SPEAKER_08]: And then, uh...

[02:27:12] [SPEAKER_08]: I guess you want Yuri to fire the rocket pods or wait?

[02:27:15] [SPEAKER_13]: If he's got a shock, shoot rocket pods.

[02:27:19] [SPEAKER_09]: Hell yeah, Yuri!

[02:27:22] [SPEAKER_09]: I already rolled for him.

[02:27:24] [SPEAKER_09]: You rolled poorly?

[02:27:26] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:27:27] [SPEAKER_12]: Hey, we missed the rocket pods, we missed the rocket pods.

[02:27:30] [SPEAKER_12]: So how many rockets go off from the rocket pod?

[02:27:33] [SPEAKER_12]: So probably one from each side.

[02:27:34] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay, so like...

[02:27:36] [SPEAKER_11]: Pew pew!

[02:27:36] [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, and you just see...

[02:27:39] Pew!

[02:27:40] [SPEAKER_08]: You see it go off and it like clearly strays off and hits the lake

[02:27:46] [SPEAKER_08]: and just like death charges.

[02:27:49] [SPEAKER_08]: That's fine, that's cool.

[02:27:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:27:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Sorry.

[02:27:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Still trying to figure out those trajectories and recalibrate.

[02:27:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.

[02:27:57] [SPEAKER_08]: Recalibrate.

[02:27:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Just doing some redneck fishing, Yuri.

[02:28:00] [SPEAKER_13]: Honestly, that's still fucking cool as shit.

[02:28:03] [SPEAKER_13]: We just fucking fired rockets and dragon in the air from a helicopter.

[02:28:10] [SPEAKER_08]: So...

[02:28:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Let's see, what are the fact that it cost us $5,000?

[02:28:13] [SPEAKER_08]: That's the downside.

[02:28:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Because they've done this in a business price tag.

[02:28:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, well...

[02:28:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Bull, you have a right to have them done your stress act,

[02:28:19] [SPEAKER_08]: but you can't because you don't have a proper line.

[02:28:24] [SPEAKER_10]: We can cast magic with Lonnie at sight though,

[02:28:27] [SPEAKER_10]: but you're not necessarily going to throw a fireball through the front windshield.

[02:28:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Is he within 60 feet?

[02:28:31] [SPEAKER_08]: I wish magic, I wish guidance back.

[02:28:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Where's that guidance?

[02:28:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Like you fire off and then the bullets bend.

[02:28:39] [SPEAKER_08]: That'd be awesome.

[02:28:40] [SPEAKER_08]: And then you bend the bullets and go like at a different angle.

[02:28:43] [SPEAKER_13]: I mean, I can still give him a bonus to his attack roll.

[02:28:47] [SPEAKER_13]: Yuri?

[02:28:49] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[02:28:49] [SPEAKER_08]: It wouldn't matter to you though.

[02:28:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:28:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, there was no way he was doing it.

[02:28:53] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, I'm going to unhook myself from the harness

[02:28:57] [SPEAKER_09]: and I'm going to dive out the side of the helicopter.

[02:29:00] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[02:29:01] [SPEAKER_09]: And then I'm going to cast Firebolt.

[02:29:05] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[02:29:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Should have gotten lightning rather than that.

[02:29:15] [SPEAKER_08]: 23.

[02:29:16] [SPEAKER_08]: 23 to hit?

[02:29:18] [SPEAKER_08]: That should hit.

[02:29:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Yep, that should hit.

[02:29:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:29:24] [SPEAKER_08]: For a total of...

[02:29:27] [SPEAKER_09]: Whoa, it's rolled a 10.

[02:29:29] [SPEAKER_09]: And 5.

[02:29:30] [SPEAKER_09]: 15.

[02:29:31] [SPEAKER_09]: 15 fire damage.

[02:29:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:29:34] [SPEAKER_08]: The fire strikes, like it's moving around and you strike it in the neck.

[02:29:37] [SPEAKER_08]: No.

[02:29:39] [SPEAKER_08]: I think it just, yeah, like it plumes off of it

[02:29:43] [SPEAKER_08]: and like it doesn't even affect it.

[02:29:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Did it notice?

[02:29:46] [SPEAKER_08]: No, actually, demon knows it.

[02:29:48] [SPEAKER_09]: Fine.

[02:29:50] [SPEAKER_09]: And now I'm going to spend my bonus action

[02:29:52] [SPEAKER_09]: and become a Grifit.

[02:29:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[02:29:57] [SPEAKER_09]: Can I have that pencil?

[02:30:02] [SPEAKER_10]: Do you need an eraser?

[02:30:04] Nope.

[02:30:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, it's there if you need it.

[02:30:06] [SPEAKER_09]: Just for marking down how many...

[02:30:10] [SPEAKER_09]: So what is it worth in size of the horse?

[02:30:13] [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, roughly the size of a horse.

[02:30:16] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:30:16] [SPEAKER_08]: So you're one size guy or you're one of those guys.

[02:30:18] [SPEAKER_08]: I think so.

[02:30:19] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay, so I'm going to notice that my left side gunner has taken the piss.

[02:30:25] [SPEAKER_08]: And the mechanic's like,

[02:30:26] [SPEAKER_08]: I got it, I got it.

[02:30:28] [SPEAKER_13]: And I'm going to tell Yuri,

[02:30:30] [SPEAKER_13]: Yuri, point the nose to your 10 o'clock.

[02:30:33] [SPEAKER_13]: Duh.

[02:30:34] [SPEAKER_13]: So he's going to rotate around.

[02:30:36] [SPEAKER_13]: The front gunner still got line on him

[02:30:38] [SPEAKER_13]: but the side gunners also got line on him.

[02:30:40] [SPEAKER_13]: And we're not spending any more rockets.

[02:30:43] [SPEAKER_09]: Alright, yes.

[02:30:45] [SPEAKER_09]: Unless it banks hard to the left

[02:30:47] [SPEAKER_09]: and then he'll have line of effect.

[02:30:51] [SPEAKER_13]: Alright, if he goes right, I got him.

[02:30:52] [SPEAKER_13]: If he's going left, Yuri's got him.

[02:30:54] [SPEAKER_13]: If he keeps going straight, John's got him.

[02:30:57] [SPEAKER_13]: Any way you look at it, this dragon's taking rounds.

[02:31:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Fair.

[02:31:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Alright, so top of the round, the actual initiatives.

[02:31:06] [SPEAKER_08]: So the top of that is going to be Jacob as a griffin.

[02:31:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:31:11] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to attempt a flyby attack.

[02:31:16] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[02:31:17] [SPEAKER_09]: How close is he?

[02:31:21] [SPEAKER_08]: He's probably about, if you guys have to get into range, how far,

[02:31:26] [SPEAKER_08]: the surprise attack was when you guys got into range of those guns.

[02:31:29] [SPEAKER_08]: How far were those guns?

[02:31:31] [SPEAKER_08]: What's the range of those guns?

[02:31:32] [SPEAKER_10]: I don't know what's the range of those guns.

[02:31:35] [SPEAKER_08]: A long fucking way.

[02:31:37] [SPEAKER_13]: They could be five kilometers but we probably would have waited until he was in about 400 meters.

[02:31:40] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so it's about,

[02:31:42] [SPEAKER_08]: what's 400 meters in a long fucking way?

[02:31:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Huh?

[02:31:46] [SPEAKER_08]: 1200 feet.

[02:31:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, we'll say he's within 500 feet.

[02:31:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Let's go, let's be a little more...

[02:31:52] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, we're still above him?

[02:31:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:31:54] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so I can dive, so that means that I can move half again my speed.

[02:32:00] [SPEAKER_09]: Yep.

[02:32:01] [SPEAKER_09]: Which means that I'm covering 120 feet per movement.

[02:32:06] [SPEAKER_09]: But he is also going to start flying up.

[02:32:08] [SPEAKER_13]: So, uh-huh.

[02:32:10] [SPEAKER_13]: But also you started out moving the speed of the helicopter.

[02:32:14] [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

[02:32:17] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, okay, well...

[02:32:20] [SPEAKER_13]: We should try to do relative velocity here.

[02:32:25] [SPEAKER_10]: You may have done some premature...

[02:32:27] [SPEAKER_10]: Alright, well I'm just going to move closer.

[02:32:29] [SPEAKER_08]: That's fine, yeah.

[02:32:31] [SPEAKER_08]: In two or three rounds he'll be able to get to him,

[02:32:34] [SPEAKER_08]: because he'll be also flying up after...

[02:32:37] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh wait, in two or three rounds he will be Swiss cheese.

[02:32:41] [SPEAKER_08]: We'll see.

[02:32:44] [SPEAKER_08]: So, next up is the dragon.

[02:32:47] [SPEAKER_08]: It is flying up and so basically you flew down, but what?

[02:32:55] [SPEAKER_08]: 100 sub-mod feet?

[02:32:57] [SPEAKER_13]: If he's going down at 45 degrees he probably flew down at 90 feet

[02:33:00] [SPEAKER_13]: and forward about 90 feet.

[02:33:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, okay.

[02:33:03] [SPEAKER_08]: So that was 180.

[02:33:09] Sure.

[02:33:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, and then the dragon begins to be flying up at its speed.

[02:33:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Which is probably 80 flying.

[02:33:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, we have the same speed.

[02:33:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's basically flying up.

[02:33:25] [SPEAKER_13]: These helicopters can do that in reverse.

[02:33:28] [SPEAKER_13]: We can be telegating away from them.

[02:33:31] [SPEAKER_13]: So you were flying up at the fuck other space.

[02:33:34] [SPEAKER_08]: That's awesome.

[02:33:34] [SPEAKER_08]: You're 180 feet down.

[02:33:38] [SPEAKER_08]: It's got up to about 180 again as well.

[02:33:41] [SPEAKER_12]: So it's 180 times 2.

[02:33:47] [SPEAKER_10]: We have to make this super complicated for you.

[02:33:49] [SPEAKER_06]: 360, Chris.

[02:33:50] [SPEAKER_06]: 360?

[02:33:51] [SPEAKER_06]: 360?

[02:33:52] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so...

[02:33:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, first round there's just you guys just flying toward each other.

[02:34:00] [SPEAKER_13]: Sorry, I just calculated the speed of this helicopter

[02:34:04] [SPEAKER_13]: at feet per second and feet per turn.

[02:34:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, go on it.

[02:34:08] [SPEAKER_13]: So 491.

[02:34:13] [SPEAKER_13]: We can do 3,000 feet per turn.

[02:34:19] [SPEAKER_08]: So maybe...

[02:34:20] [SPEAKER_08]: So, Ariel, what should have happened actually?

[02:34:23] [SPEAKER_08]: For the surprise attack because we hadn't actually entered the initiative yet.

[02:34:27] [SPEAKER_08]: You should have gone first and dove down and just gotten really...

[02:34:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I'll put this in the glimmer.

[02:34:31] [SPEAKER_09]: I need a wingsuit is what I need.

[02:34:33] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:34:34] [SPEAKER_09]: So that I can...

[02:34:35] [SPEAKER_09]: Because like with a wingsuit you can get up to insane speeds

[02:34:39] [SPEAKER_09]: and then I can turn into a griffin and slow my descent.

[02:34:44] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, so next up is...

[02:34:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Write it down in your sheet.

[02:34:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, next time you guys go shopping buy a wingsuit.

[02:34:51] [SPEAKER_08]: John, raincoat wingsuit.

[02:34:54] [SPEAKER_10]: Cool, so it's in my life so it's still...

[02:34:56] [SPEAKER_10]: Yep.

[02:34:57] [SPEAKER_10]: There's also another form.

[02:34:59] [SPEAKER_10]: There's a griffin as shown up too, I'm engaging.

[02:35:04] [SPEAKER_10]: Swab.

[02:35:08] [SPEAKER_10]: We didn't technically discuss what was planned.

[02:35:11] [SPEAKER_07]: You...

[02:35:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I'm thinking...

[02:35:13] [SPEAKER_07]: I know you guys like to be done.

[02:35:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to give you guys the benefit of the devil.

[02:35:17] [SPEAKER_08]: You have three hours, you have over six hours.

[02:35:21] [SPEAKER_08]: No, we had a month of prep before this.

[02:35:26] [SPEAKER_09]: Of like what you guys...

[02:35:27] [SPEAKER_09]: I definitely pulled a steward at some point.

[02:35:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Look what I can do.

[02:35:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[02:35:33] [SPEAKER_07]: A griffin man.

[02:35:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, probably.

[02:35:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Squawk.

[02:35:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, there were definitely some sightings off the coast of St. John's

[02:35:41] [SPEAKER_08]: of a griffin perhaps in the tabloids.

[02:35:46] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, so yes, I'm shooting it again.

[02:35:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm engaging the griffin.

[02:35:54] [SPEAKER_07]: It's got friends.

[02:35:57] [SPEAKER_10]: Got to take out the smaller ones first.

[02:35:59] [SPEAKER_10]: So you take out the fodder then you can focus on the box.

[02:36:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Poor Aaron.

[02:36:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Every time Aaron wants to play, I had to go into combat with something.

[02:36:08] [SPEAKER_07]: He ends up getting like tart in the place.

[02:36:12] [SPEAKER_07]: This is why Aaron is a wizard.

[02:36:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Longest his combat.

[02:36:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Do not engage physically with the enemy.

[02:36:20] [SPEAKER_02]: He has to be in 18.

[02:36:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:36:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, I'll try.

[02:36:25] [SPEAKER_08]: You know it's not you, Aaron.

[02:36:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Is this AC or a DEX?

[02:36:28] [SPEAKER_10]: DEX it.

[02:36:30] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm not shooting you, Aaron.

[02:36:34] [SPEAKER_08]: 12.

[02:36:35] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:36:36] [SPEAKER_08]: This is actually interesting because this is subverting his AC which is much higher than his DEX

[02:36:41] [SPEAKER_08]: saves.

[02:36:42] [SPEAKER_08]: Probably much more than having to like do these DEX saves.

[02:36:49] [SPEAKER_10]: Actually didn't roll enough dice the first time.

[02:36:52] [SPEAKER_13]: Oh.

[02:36:54] [SPEAKER_12]: I didn't roll enough dice last time.

[02:36:59] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, this is okay.

[02:37:01] [SPEAKER_10]: No sixes this time unfortunately.

[02:37:09] [SPEAKER_10]: 19.

[02:37:10] [SPEAKER_12]: 19, okay.

[02:37:12] [SPEAKER_10]: Easier to hit, didn't hurt as much.

[02:37:15] [SPEAKER_10]: Exploding dice is the thing.

[02:37:17] [SPEAKER_10]: No exploding dice?

[02:37:18] [SPEAKER_10]: No, I'm just saying like the exploding dice last time was awesome.

[02:37:21] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[02:37:22] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[02:37:25] [SPEAKER_10]: He didn't see it coming.

[02:37:27] [SPEAKER_10]: Does DEX bonus go on to damage as well?

[02:37:31] [SPEAKER_10]: No.

[02:37:32] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[02:37:33] [SPEAKER_10]: I thought it did.

[02:37:34] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, it does.

[02:37:36] [SPEAKER_09]: It does.

[02:37:38] [SPEAKER_13]: Does it?

[02:37:39] [SPEAKER_13]: You want machine animals?

[02:37:42] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to go with no because you don't add your intelligent modifier or wisdom modifier

[02:37:47] [SPEAKER_09]: or fireball.

[02:37:48] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[02:37:49] [SPEAKER_09]: Or still Europe.

[02:37:50] [SPEAKER_13]: All right.

[02:37:51] [SPEAKER_13]: So we're at the angle.

[02:37:53] [SPEAKER_13]: I can shoot with the machine gun.

[02:37:55] [SPEAKER_13]: So what role are we using for this?

[02:37:58] [SPEAKER_09]: So you were rolling.

[02:37:59] [SPEAKER_09]: You don't get your proficiency bonus.

[02:38:01] [SPEAKER_09]: You just add your DEX.

[02:38:04] [SPEAKER_10]: Just roll a d20.

[02:38:07] [SPEAKER_09]: Add your DEX.

[02:38:09] [SPEAKER_10]: 11.

[02:38:10] [SPEAKER_09]: So that's your DC to B.

[02:38:14] [SPEAKER_09]: So we'll, oh.

[02:38:17] [SPEAKER_08]: With this bonus?

[02:38:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:38:19] [SPEAKER_08]: He's only got one.

[02:38:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh wow.

[02:38:21] [SPEAKER_13]: So you just take 76.

[02:38:23] [SPEAKER_13]: You're going to roll mine?

[02:38:26] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, just roll it.

[02:38:26] [SPEAKER_10]: Just roll for you.

[02:38:28] [SPEAKER_10]: Are you sure?

[02:38:29] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[02:38:30] [SPEAKER_10]: All ones.

[02:38:33] [SPEAKER_10]: One exploding.

[02:38:34] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[02:38:36] [SPEAKER_08]: I already calculated also the six there.

[02:38:38] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I know.

[02:38:42] [SPEAKER_08]: What are you doing?

[02:38:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to damage this in case because I'm an idiot.

[02:38:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Dammit.

[02:38:52] [SPEAKER_10]: 26 damage.

[02:38:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[02:38:59] [SPEAKER_10]: As this thing is turning around flying towards the griffin and getting laced by two machine guns.

[02:39:03] [SPEAKER_08]: The magic weapons are only the only thing that can affect some of it.

[02:39:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Or beef up its HP, god damn.

[02:39:15] [SPEAKER_10]: It can have resistance to the bullets.

[02:39:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh that's true, it doesn't have any other resistance.

[02:39:20] [SPEAKER_08]: You told me that they were working.

[02:39:21] [SPEAKER_13]: You told me to fire damage.

[02:39:23] [SPEAKER_10]: You told me that the bullets were ricocheting off of it when I first started lacing into it.

[02:39:27] [SPEAKER_10]: So I assumed we were shooting with it having a resistance to them.

[02:39:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[02:39:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Put me on.

[02:39:35] [SPEAKER_08]: So next up is, well Yuri's not getting an angle though.

[02:39:40] [SPEAKER_13]: That's fine.

[02:39:41] [SPEAKER_08]: But top of the round.

[02:39:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Jacob.

[02:39:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:39:46] [SPEAKER_08]: You're getting there.

[02:39:48] [SPEAKER_08]: I should think at this point, I think you might actually get there this time.

[02:39:54] [SPEAKER_10]: The one thing we didn't think about is, how are we going to explain this?

[02:39:57] [SPEAKER_08]: Nobody's gonna see it.

[02:39:59] [SPEAKER_08]: It's pitch black.

[02:40:00] [SPEAKER_08]: You might see some tracers.

[02:40:03] [SPEAKER_08]: But I'm not gonna be able to explain that.

[02:40:05] [SPEAKER_08]: You'll be at him with 40 feet of spare if you're still saying that altitude.

[02:40:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh fuck.

[02:40:12] [SPEAKER_10]: Would we use tracers?

[02:40:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:40:15] [SPEAKER_08]: You have to.

[02:40:16] [SPEAKER_08]: No, I'd be actually laying out there unless I wanted to die.

[02:40:19] [SPEAKER_08]: You'll see more of that.

[02:40:22] [SPEAKER_08]: You'll get there now.

[02:40:24] [SPEAKER_13]: But the thing about tracers is, they primarily direct that light backwards.

[02:40:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Is there space so I don't see it more clearly than anybody else?

[02:40:32] [SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know that.

[02:40:33] [SPEAKER_08]: What's your, like your diving down would be a double speed?

[02:40:37] [SPEAKER_09]: No, diving is half again.

[02:40:40] [SPEAKER_09]: So instead of 80 it would be 120.

[02:40:43] [SPEAKER_09]: But I can charge which would be double.

[02:40:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:40:50] [SPEAKER_08]: So I'm just, you guys have currently both of them gone like 360 feet.

[02:40:58] [SPEAKER_08]: You've basically bridged about 360 feet at a 500.

[02:41:03] [SPEAKER_08]: So there's 140 feet left.

[02:41:05] [SPEAKER_09]: So if I charge then I have 40 feet to spare so I could do a flyby attack.

[02:41:12] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[02:41:13] [SPEAKER_13]: Oh fuck yeah.

[02:41:14] [SPEAKER_13]: You could grapple in a roll.

[02:41:16] [SPEAKER_13]: Exposes belly to machine guns.

[02:41:19] [SPEAKER_09]: He's a size category larger than me.

[02:41:22] [SPEAKER_09]: Grappling him is not a good plan.

[02:41:24] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:41:25] [SPEAKER_09]: Because griffins don't have real proficiency with grappling.

[02:41:30] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:41:32] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay so yeah I'm going to do as well.

[02:41:35] [SPEAKER_13]: Grab my little marble and just be machine gunned in belly.

[02:41:39] [SPEAKER_13]: For massive damage.

[02:41:40] [SPEAKER_10]: And there's a smaller flying creature we will do that.

[02:41:45] [SPEAKER_09]: There's a bunny inside.

[02:41:46] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh right man, I have to do this.

[02:41:47] [SPEAKER_09]: He doesn't get footbounds.

[02:41:50] What the?

[02:41:51] [SPEAKER_10]: There's like three people eating them.

[02:41:54] [SPEAKER_10]: There's also two more bags.

[02:41:56] [SPEAKER_10]: You want me to go get another one?

[02:41:57] [SPEAKER_09]: 19 hit.

[02:41:59] [SPEAKER_09]: Yep.

[02:42:00] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:42:01] [SPEAKER_09]: So as I pass under him I'm going to roll.

[02:42:06] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to rake in with my claws.

[02:42:08] [SPEAKER_09]: Pass it through the other side.

[02:42:10] [SPEAKER_09]: So my claws I believe do two-dice-six damage.

[02:42:15] [SPEAKER_13]: You can expect to get breath weapons.

[02:42:18] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:42:23] [SPEAKER_09]: Probably not.

[02:42:24] [SPEAKER_09]: We'll see.

[02:42:26] [SPEAKER_10]: Also just thinking, do you think AC should be factored in to the fully automatic fire?

[02:42:33] [SPEAKER_10]: Because when it isn't.

[02:42:35] [SPEAKER_10]: It's assuming that it's bypassing all armor.

[02:42:39] [SPEAKER_13]: We're shooting 50 caliber full metal jacket rounds.

[02:42:44] [SPEAKER_13]: That's pretty hard to block.

[02:42:47] [SPEAKER_13]: I guess.

[02:42:47] [SPEAKER_13]: Even dragon scale.

[02:42:49] [SPEAKER_08]: AC is an armor check actually isn't just like the armor.

[02:42:53] [SPEAKER_08]: It's actually your, I think it's supposed to also be like,

[02:42:58] [SPEAKER_08]: because it's in dexterity and so it's also to like trying to like

[02:43:02] [SPEAKER_08]: tuck it in like the actual, are you actually being hit?

[02:43:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[02:43:08] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay so that's 12 damage from a magical source.

[02:43:13] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:43:14] [SPEAKER_09]: Which is me.

[02:43:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[02:43:16] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:43:17] [SPEAKER_09]: But we're flying towards each other right?

[02:43:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[02:43:20] [SPEAKER_09]: So I roll passed under him raked his belly, passed out behind him and I'm 40 feet behind.

[02:43:26] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah he does get an attack of opportunity because I'm leaving his threatened space.

[02:43:32] [SPEAKER_09]: So that can be bite or claws.

[02:43:35] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay I will probably go with the claws because it makes sense for him to try and get you with his hind legs.

[02:43:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:43:43] [SPEAKER_10]: Let's look at the wording that you said.

[02:43:45] [SPEAKER_10]: I raked along the side of him and passed out behind him.

[02:43:48] [SPEAKER_10]: Like you fell asleep and fell.

[02:43:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah it worked.

[02:43:53] [SPEAKER_07]: It fainted.

[02:43:54] [SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[02:43:56] [SPEAKER_13]: Ah fuck that was cool.

[02:43:58] [SPEAKER_13]: Sploog.

[02:44:02] [SPEAKER_09]: I am so awesome.

[02:44:08] 22 to hit for the claws.

[02:44:10] Oh yeah I helped you to chop.

[02:44:12] Okay.

[02:44:21] [SPEAKER_08]: That is going to be 15 damage.

[02:44:25] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:44:26] [SPEAKER_08]: As he just kind of swipes you with his hind claws as you pass by him.

[02:44:35] [SPEAKER_08]: So it was like a reactionary thing.

[02:44:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:44:38] [SPEAKER_08]: And then it's his turn?

[02:44:39] [SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

[02:44:40] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:44:40] [SPEAKER_09]: So is he going to wing over and chase me or continue for the helicopter that's been

[02:44:46] [SPEAKER_09]: shoesteading me?

[02:44:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Let's do it to the dice.

[02:44:52] [SPEAKER_08]: He's got intelligence of three.

[02:44:57] [SPEAKER_08]: Intelligence of three.

[02:44:58] [SPEAKER_08]: He's a very smart track.

[02:44:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Very smart beast.

[02:45:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Again they're cunning.

[02:45:02] [SPEAKER_08]: He's not like dumb but he's not like intelligent.

[02:45:07] [SPEAKER_10]: No his intelligence score is three.

[02:45:09] [SPEAKER_10]: That is my fire score.

[02:45:13] [SPEAKER_08]: I don't know why I should.

[02:45:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:45:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Odds or evens?

[02:45:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Odds he's going after the griffin evens he's continuing after his original target.

[02:45:25] [SPEAKER_08]: What?

[02:45:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah I said.

[02:45:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Odds.

[02:45:33] [SPEAKER_08]: So he is actually turning around and pursuing the griffin that just raked his belly.

[02:45:41] [SPEAKER_08]: You have pulled aggro.

[02:45:44] [SPEAKER_13]: That is not the right way to go.

[02:45:46] [SPEAKER_13]: He's going to get a butt.

[02:45:48] [SPEAKER_08]: He's also going to set fire to a griffin as he is fending one of his charges of fire breath.

[02:45:59] [SPEAKER_08]: So he basically turns like does a healed turn and so pursuing all the wing over.

[02:46:10] [SPEAKER_08]: He pulls the handbrake and it goes.

[02:46:13] [SPEAKER_09]: I also lost actually.

[02:46:17] [SPEAKER_09]: Hot shots.

[02:46:17] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay so one of the things that I loved about third edition was that they put out the draconomicon

[02:46:24] [SPEAKER_09]: which was a book all about dragons and how they do all of their shit.

[02:46:29] [SPEAKER_09]: And actually goes to give you diagrams and explain how they perform a wing over.

[02:46:35] [SPEAKER_09]: Nice.

[02:46:36] [SPEAKER_10]: Really?

[02:46:36] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:46:37] [SPEAKER_09]: They fold one wing into their side they put the other out to catch the wind and they use

[02:46:44] [SPEAKER_09]: that to dive and spin and redeploy their wings and continue on.

[02:46:49] [SPEAKER_09]: That's pretty cool.

[02:46:49] [SPEAKER_09]: They can actually change direction because in aerial combat in D&D you can only change

[02:46:56] [SPEAKER_09]: your direction by degrees unless you can wing over.

[02:47:01] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah this dragon wings over and begins pursuing you for like a few like for the 10 feet or so

[02:47:09] [SPEAKER_08]: that needs and then unleashes a torrent of fire at a 30 foot cope.

[02:47:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:47:15] [SPEAKER_09]: What is my dexterity say?

[02:47:18] [SPEAKER_08]: 17.

[02:47:20] [SPEAKER_09]: 17's are.

[02:47:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Two halfs of damage.

[02:47:25] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm aware.

[02:47:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:47:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Also I need more d6's.

[02:47:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Like.

[02:47:33] [SPEAKER_08]: How many?

[02:47:35] [SPEAKER_08]: Nine more.

[02:47:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Nine?

[02:47:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Well hang on let's wait till I see.

[02:47:40] [SPEAKER_10]: That's my d6 bag.

[02:47:41] [SPEAKER_08]: I only need three.

[02:47:42] [SPEAKER_08]: 17 meats yeah?

[02:47:44] [SPEAKER_08]: 17 meter meat.

[02:47:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:47:46] [SPEAKER_08]: So I need three more guys.

[02:47:48] [SPEAKER_10]: I'll give you greenish ones so they match and it makes it hard to find which ones are mine.

[02:47:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Actually give me those bags.

[02:47:54] [SPEAKER_08]: I know which ones.

[02:47:55] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay okay.

[02:47:58] No.

[02:47:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Easy roller dice.

[02:48:02] [SPEAKER_08]: Easy roller dice.

[02:48:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Duck up.

[02:48:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Alright your dice gave me.

[02:48:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[02:48:13] [SPEAKER_00]: So.

[02:48:14] [SPEAKER_00]: You shouldn't have taken that.

[02:48:16] [SPEAKER_07]: My dice did well for me.

[02:48:18] [SPEAKER_07]: All ones.

[02:48:19] [SPEAKER_07]: For the audience.

[02:48:20] [SPEAKER_07]: I got sixes and fives on my dice.

[02:48:23] [SPEAKER_07]: My three dice.

[02:48:24] [SPEAKER_07]: And then got all ones.

[02:48:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Yup.

[02:48:26] It goes away.

[02:48:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Why do you think I so happily gave them to you?

[02:48:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Is that three plus nine.

[02:48:34] [SPEAKER_08]: And then.

[02:48:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Wait wait wait.

[02:48:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Three.

[02:48:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Six is nine on here.

[02:48:41] Come on.

[02:48:46] [SPEAKER_08]: So 20 fire damage.

[02:48:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Come on.

[02:48:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Got name.

[02:48:51] [SPEAKER_08]: As you are just, the age just lays down a torrent of flame.

[02:48:57] [SPEAKER_08]: So 10 fire damage.

[02:48:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:49:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Wait.

[02:49:02] [SPEAKER_06]: What?

[02:49:03] [SPEAKER_06]: I succeeded on the deck safe.

[02:49:05] [SPEAKER_08]: No no no.

[02:49:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Actually I halved the dice damage.

[02:49:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh that was half.

[02:49:10] [SPEAKER_08]: That was half fire.

[02:49:11] [SPEAKER_08]: If you would fail, I would have rolled in 12 dice sixes.

[02:49:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh.

[02:49:17] [SPEAKER_10]: Of fire.

[02:49:18] [SPEAKER_10]: Can you choose to how many dice you roll or half?

[02:49:22] [SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was just half damage of your normal dice.

[02:49:25] [SPEAKER_08]: I assumed that's why I was one roll on six because I assumed that's what that meant.

[02:49:29] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh I assumed you do your normal roll and cut it in half.

[02:49:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Nope.

[02:49:32] [SPEAKER_10]: Whatever.

[02:49:35] [SPEAKER_08]: Although now that I'm looking at it, you have to say like half as much dice.

[02:49:38] [SPEAKER_08]: But half as much damage on a successful one.

[02:49:41] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh on a successful roll if you succeed against the, yeah.

[02:49:45] [SPEAKER_08]: So obviously I just lowered it like definitely, yeah.

[02:49:49] [SPEAKER_08]: You halved it in a different way.

[02:49:52] [SPEAKER_08]: But you have expelled one of its charge of the flame, a five fire breath.

[02:49:58] [SPEAKER_10]: Not that we know it has limited amounts.

[02:50:01] [SPEAKER_13]: Well from our secret roll training we should know that these things probably have some limit.

[02:50:08] [SPEAKER_13]: They don't deserve it.

[02:50:12] [SPEAKER_13]: We can probably exhaust better breath weapons.

[02:50:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Though you probably don't want to try and do that as a throw.

[02:50:22] [SPEAKER_08]: You probably don't want to prolong this fight if you put that with his breath weapons.

[02:50:29] [SPEAKER_13]: So when it did the wing over, did it give Yuri a shot with the rockets?

[02:50:34] [SPEAKER_12]: Let's find out.

[02:50:35] [SPEAKER_12]: I will roll a percent, or I will even auto-eat events.

[02:50:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Evens.

[02:50:42] [SPEAKER_08]: Evens?

[02:50:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:50:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Yuri has a shot.

[02:50:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Will he roll well?

[02:50:47] [SPEAKER_08]: That is the question.

[02:50:50] [SPEAKER_10]: I mean Yuri has $5,000.

[02:50:53] [SPEAKER_12]: I'm gonna roll that again because it went up a box.

[02:50:55] [SPEAKER_12]: And it should be two attacks.

[02:50:59] [SPEAKER_09]: How are you doing there?

[02:51:01] [SPEAKER_09]: That's great, but I mean I'm still in grip and form so you know.

[02:51:05] Okay.

[02:51:06] [SPEAKER_12]: Hey he gets to roll a second time?

[02:51:08] [SPEAKER_12]: Probably for each rocket pod right?

[02:51:10] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay yeah, this is what we're doing.

[02:51:11] [SPEAKER_12]: Does that make sense?

[02:51:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[02:51:12] [SPEAKER_08]: I just didn't do that the first time.

[02:51:14] [SPEAKER_10]: You can also use semi-automatic rolls which is literally just it adds a flat bonus damage to it but you use more ammo.

[02:51:20] [SPEAKER_10]: That's how the semi-automatic works in this game.

[02:51:22] [SPEAKER_08]: So I guess I have to roll for the dragon now to avoid these.

[02:51:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Probably disadvantage since it's technically turned around and not looking in the direction.

[02:51:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah he's not paying attention to rocket pods.

[02:51:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Can I get another 20?

[02:51:36] [SPEAKER_10]: Happily, not yours.

[02:51:38] [SPEAKER_10]: Not yours.

[02:51:39] [SPEAKER_10]: Here take this.

[02:51:39] [SPEAKER_13]: Merits.

[02:51:41] [SPEAKER_13]: That one hits me too.

[02:51:42] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah it might not hit me.

[02:51:46] [SPEAKER_08]: No it did not hit me.

[02:51:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh dear, hang on.

[02:51:53] [SPEAKER_08]: Wait, why am I...

[02:51:54] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm stupid, I don't have to roll.

[02:51:57] [SPEAKER_08]: It's against his armor.

[02:51:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah probably.

[02:52:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, my bad.

[02:52:02] [SPEAKER_08]: So then neither missile hits.

[02:52:06] [SPEAKER_12]: Which pod?

[02:52:07] [SPEAKER_08]: Another missile.

[02:52:08] [SPEAKER_08]: These ones though because they're in the woods.

[02:52:11] [SPEAKER_08]: They go directly down and you just see these like massive explosions in the woods.

[02:52:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Like light up the...

[02:52:18] [SPEAKER_13]: It was already on fire, that's not where it was.

[02:52:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Actually before they hit the ground because Aaron is behind like on the other side of this thing.

[02:52:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Aaron what's your AC?

[02:52:32] [SPEAKER_08]: 12.

[02:52:34] [SPEAKER_13]: There's no way they'd hit him on accident.

[02:52:36] [SPEAKER_13]: Did he crit...

[02:52:37] [SPEAKER_09]: No he didn't crit miss.

[02:52:39] [SPEAKER_09]: If he crit missed I would be like yeah I did.

[02:52:43] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm also a smaller target.

[02:52:45] [SPEAKER_08]: They zoom past you uncomfortably.

[02:52:48] [SPEAKER_08]: And then you just like something you are illuminated by yellow fire.

[02:52:53] [SPEAKER_08]: I was Illuminati?

[02:52:54] [SPEAKER_13]: Yes, you're already Illuminati.

[02:52:57] [SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, he just had Illuminati school.

[02:53:01] [SPEAKER_08]: But yeah so yeah I'm sure that won't draw attention.

[02:53:06] [SPEAKER_08]: I was like oh god there's like one of these explosions going off.

[02:53:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Like 10 kilometers away from the city.

[02:53:12] [SPEAKER_10]: Trudeau is starting more fires.

[02:53:15] [SPEAKER_13]: You're gonna notice explosions 10 kilometers away from where you are?

[02:53:20] [SPEAKER_09]: You might hear the thunder, but also you might not see much because it is...

[02:53:26] [SPEAKER_09]: They're having forest fires so it could be pretty smoky.

[02:53:31] [SPEAKER_09]: Alright so that's the dragon or John.

[02:53:34] [SPEAKER_13]: That's why you really can't hit me then.

[02:53:36] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm gonna shoot it again.

[02:53:37] [SPEAKER_10]: I suppose.

[02:53:38] [SPEAKER_10]: Because that's all I can do right now.

[02:53:41] [SPEAKER_08]: I guess I gotta roll a death state?

[02:53:47] [SPEAKER_10]: Against a...

[02:53:49] [SPEAKER_10]: Are we adding proficiency bonus on this or not?

[02:53:52] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[02:53:52] [SPEAKER_10]: Because you didn't but I did.

[02:53:54] [SPEAKER_13]: If you're...

[02:53:55] [SPEAKER_13]: Because I'm not proficient.

[02:53:57] [SPEAKER_09]: Are you guys proficient with heavy weapons?

[02:54:00] [SPEAKER_10]: No.

[02:54:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Then why was you willing to...

[02:54:02] [SPEAKER_13]: You're a sharpshooter.

[02:54:04] [SPEAKER_08]: You should be.

[02:54:05] [SPEAKER_08]: I think you'd get it if you had the thumper or like the heavy weapon archetype, not the sharpshooter.

[02:54:11] [SPEAKER_10]: The heavy weapon one is a shotgun honestly.

[02:54:14] [SPEAKER_08]: I mean like the...

[02:54:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah the thumper isn't it?

[02:54:18] [SPEAKER_10]: Thumper is a grenade launcher.

[02:54:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Thumper is for grenades and explosives.

[02:54:21] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.

[02:54:21] [SPEAKER_13]: This is a gun.

[02:54:22] [SPEAKER_13]: There's a munition on the gun.

[02:54:24] [SPEAKER_10]: Well yeah.

[02:54:25] [SPEAKER_13]: You're a sharpshooter.

[02:54:27] [SPEAKER_10]: You're a mercenary.

[02:54:28] [SPEAKER_10]: Regardless you're not going to beat it one way or another.

[02:54:31] [SPEAKER_10]: It's a 20.

[02:54:32] [SPEAKER_10]: 20 without 23 with.

[02:54:35] [SPEAKER_08]: And this guy got 15.

[02:54:48] [SPEAKER_06]: I see a six.

[02:54:50] [SPEAKER_06]: I do.

[02:55:02] [SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

[02:55:10] [SPEAKER_10]: 32?

[02:55:11] [SPEAKER_10]: Holy shit.

[02:55:12] [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?

[02:55:13] [SPEAKER_00]: What did I do?

[02:55:14] [SPEAKER_00]: I grabbed it.

[02:55:19] [SPEAKER_10]: That is 36 damage.

[02:55:23] [SPEAKER_12]: God damn.

[02:55:25] [SPEAKER_10]: Right at the tat.

[02:55:28] [SPEAKER_10]: I mean it's a helicopter's chain gun.

[02:55:31] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[02:55:32] [SPEAKER_13]: That's fair.

[02:55:33] [SPEAKER_10]: It hurts.

[02:55:35] [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[02:55:36] [SPEAKER_12]: Alright.

[02:55:37] [SPEAKER_12]: Marshall.

[02:55:39] [SPEAKER_13]: So I assume Yuri fired those rockets and then pivoted back again to give me a shot?

[02:55:44] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[02:55:45] [SPEAKER_12]: Cool.

[02:55:46] [SPEAKER_12]: Did I want to say?

[02:55:51] [SPEAKER_13]: 320.

[02:55:54] [SPEAKER_12]: 320?

[02:55:55] [SPEAKER_12]: That'll hit him.

[02:55:57] [SPEAKER_13]: You want to do a 360 against it?

[02:56:00] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you're going to do a 360 against it.

[02:56:04] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, he's 16.

[02:56:05] [SPEAKER_13]: Alright, you want to roll those dice again?

[02:56:07] [SPEAKER_13]: You've got all the d6s.

[02:56:10] [SPEAKER_10]: I can give you some if you want to roll for your own damage.

[02:56:12] [SPEAKER_10]: Go for it.

[02:56:16] [SPEAKER_00]: See the six.

[02:56:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Explosion.

[02:56:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Yup.

[02:56:19] [SPEAKER_00]: I've got one question for you.

[02:56:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Explosions?

[02:56:26] [SPEAKER_13]: Just fucking night vision, door gunning with a 50 cal,

[02:56:30] [SPEAKER_13]: pulling this fucking dragon out of the sky from above.

[02:56:32] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[02:56:33] [SPEAKER_09]: Fuck yeah.

[02:56:34] [SPEAKER_10]: Total of 24.

[02:56:36] [SPEAKER_09]: Alright, later what do you want to do?

[02:56:38] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to move 30 feet down the hallway

[02:56:40] [SPEAKER_09]: and I'm going to turn around and yell fireball.

[02:56:44] [SPEAKER_09]: Shut up.

[02:56:44] [SPEAKER_09]: You can't cast that.

[02:56:46] [SPEAKER_09]: No, I'm telling the wizard to cast fireball.

[02:56:50] [SPEAKER_09]: So it's not his turn yet.

[02:56:52] [SPEAKER_09]: He's like halfway down the initiative track.

[02:56:56] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but I'm commanding to cast fireball.

[02:56:59] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, roll intimidates?

[02:57:03] [SPEAKER_09]: I got a 19.

[02:57:05] [SPEAKER_09]: Why don't you get wizard three?

[02:57:07] [SPEAKER_09]: I guess you're casting fireball right now.

[02:57:10] [SPEAKER_08]: So top of the round.

[02:57:14] [SPEAKER_08]: John or Jacob.

[02:57:16] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[02:57:16] [SPEAKER_08]: So this thing looks, you look as you're like,

[02:57:20] [SPEAKER_08]: as you're doing the flames and stuff like that.

[02:57:22] [SPEAKER_08]: You look up and you just say,

[02:57:23] [SPEAKER_08]: this thing looks pepper.

[02:57:25] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, and what's unfortunate too is technically all these shots,

[02:57:29] [SPEAKER_10]: I wasn't going to do it because I figured this thing's going to hurt like hell anyways,

[02:57:33] [SPEAKER_10]: but technically I could shoot twice every time

[02:57:36] [SPEAKER_10]: because using an attack action as a mercenary,

[02:57:39] [SPEAKER_10]: I get two attacks,

[02:57:40] [SPEAKER_10]: but it would have been dead sore,

[02:57:42] [SPEAKER_10]: I would think.

[02:57:44] [SPEAKER_10]: And whether that works for the first time me using this gun.

[02:57:48] [SPEAKER_10]: So I'm fine with not doing it.

[02:57:51] [SPEAKER_13]: Now the next time you actually use it,

[02:57:53] [SPEAKER_13]: you have to do an attack.

[02:57:53] [SPEAKER_09]: Flyby does not provoke opportunity attacks

[02:57:57] [SPEAKER_09]: when you fly out of an enemy's reach.

[02:58:00] [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, good to know.

[02:58:02] [SPEAKER_10]: You're healed for 20 damage.

[02:58:04] [SPEAKER_09]: I know.

[02:58:06] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, just moving forward.

[02:58:08] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I am what, 30 feet in front of this thing?

[02:58:12] [SPEAKER_09]: Yep.

[02:58:13] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so I am going to fly that 30 feet directly at its face.

[02:58:18] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[02:58:18] [SPEAKER_09]: I am going to claw and bite.

[02:58:23] [SPEAKER_09]: Bite if you're using a beak?

[02:58:25] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I don't know.

[02:58:26] [SPEAKER_09]: Claw and bite at its face,

[02:58:29] [SPEAKER_09]: use its face to launch off of it

[02:58:32] [SPEAKER_09]: and continue on in a line.

[02:58:34] [SPEAKER_09]: Or another 50 feet.

[02:58:35] [SPEAKER_12]: Okay.

[02:58:37] [SPEAKER_09]: So I have to make attack rolls.

[02:58:44] [SPEAKER_09]: My, a bite, beak is a 17.

[02:58:51] [SPEAKER_09]: 17?

[02:58:53] [SPEAKER_09]: That actually won't do it.

[02:58:57] [SPEAKER_12]: You're doing a claws.

[02:59:00] [SPEAKER_09]: Can I spend anima dye to bump that?

[02:59:06] [SPEAKER_09]: Or is that not okay?

[02:59:08] [SPEAKER_09]: I don't really know how else you can spend it

[02:59:11] [SPEAKER_09]: except with the specific anima.

[02:59:14] [SPEAKER_13]: Do you have an anima feature that will allow you to bonus your attack?

[02:59:18] [SPEAKER_13]: Because I have several anima features that allow me to bonus my attacks.

[02:59:22] [SPEAKER_13]: I don't know you know.

[02:59:25] [SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I think you had a lock.

[02:59:26] [SPEAKER_09]: All right, well claws.

[02:59:30] [SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[02:59:30] [SPEAKER_10]: Well what other anima features does your Wild Shave give you?

[02:59:33] [SPEAKER_10]: Because one of them is switching.

[02:59:35] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you're best on that.

[02:59:38] Okay.

[02:59:39] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, well that's a 13 and 6, does an 19 hit.

[02:59:43] [SPEAKER_09]: That will hit.

[02:59:43] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:59:45] [SPEAKER_09]: So that's a...

[02:59:46] [SPEAKER_09]: So those are 18 right?

[02:59:52] [SPEAKER_13]: 18.

[02:59:54] [SPEAKER_09]: So that's 10 damage from my claws.

[02:59:58] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[02:59:58] [SPEAKER_09]: Bonus action, Mangle.

[03:00:04] [SPEAKER_09]: Which allows me to make two more unarmed attacks against this creature.

[03:00:10] [SPEAKER_09]: And since I'm in Wild Shave unarmed attacks are claw attacks.

[03:00:15] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[03:00:16] [SPEAKER_10]: Fork beak.

[03:00:18] [SPEAKER_09]: Fork beak.

[03:00:20] [SPEAKER_09]: So wing slaps.

[03:00:22] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[03:00:22] [SPEAKER_09]: 12 and 6 is 18, so that hits.

[03:00:28] [SPEAKER_09]: And 16 and 6 is 22.

[03:00:32] [SPEAKER_00]: 22?

[03:00:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

[03:00:34] [SPEAKER_09]: That'll hit too.

[03:00:35] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[03:00:36] [SPEAKER_10]: The 18 this is from.

[03:00:40] [SPEAKER_08]: 11 and 4.

[03:00:42] [SPEAKER_10]: Still think armor should have been factored in with machine gun fire?

[03:00:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Probably.

[03:00:46] [SPEAKER_08]: In some way.

[03:00:50] [SPEAKER_13]: 15 and 11 and 4 is 15.

[03:00:52] [SPEAKER_13]: But like if it's AC it's only 18.

[03:00:54] [SPEAKER_13]: Is it armored enough to resist 50 caliber AP ammo?

[03:00:58] [SPEAKER_13]: It's a dragon.

[03:01:00] [SPEAKER_13]: Is it really is a dragon?

[03:01:02] [SPEAKER_13]: Is anything biologic that would be able to resist 50 AP?

[03:01:06] [SPEAKER_09]: So Chris...

[03:01:07] [SPEAKER_13]: Scales.

[03:01:08] [SPEAKER_09]: I go to peck at it and it didn't do shit.

[03:01:11] [SPEAKER_09]: But I did manage to grab its face with my claws, break his face,

[03:01:16] [SPEAKER_09]: and then plant my lion paws, my back paws against its skull

[03:01:20] [SPEAKER_09]: and break down the skull as I launch off and continue flying in additional 50 feet.

[03:01:26] [SPEAKER_09]: For a total of 45, no 40 damage.

[03:01:32] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[03:01:33] [SPEAKER_09]: Magical damage.

[03:01:34] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, as you're raking its skull and some of that,

[03:01:38] [SPEAKER_08]: you realize you hear a sickening crunching snap

[03:01:42] [SPEAKER_08]: as your raking of its skull moved its head,

[03:01:46] [SPEAKER_08]: not only shredded through its flesh and bone,

[03:01:49] [SPEAKER_08]: but also snapped its neck in the process

[03:01:53] [SPEAKER_08]: and it just starts dropping like a ton of flesh.

[03:01:58] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[03:02:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Alright.

[03:02:01] [SPEAKER_08]: And within very quick order, you suddenly hear

[03:02:04] [SPEAKER_08]: just like the sickening popping, crashing sound

[03:02:07] [SPEAKER_08]: of it crashing through the pines from below.

[03:02:11] [SPEAKER_09]: Alright, well I guess I will spiral flutter down.

[03:02:17] [SPEAKER_10]: Now he sounds like a helicopter going down.

[03:02:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you spiral down to like a vulture to the body.

[03:02:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Sure.

[03:02:27] [SPEAKER_10]: We got him!

[03:02:30] [SPEAKER_09]: Don't everyone celebrate.

[03:02:32] [SPEAKER_09]: Did the dragon cause enough damage to trees?

[03:02:35] [SPEAKER_09]: The helicopter can land?

[03:02:36] [SPEAKER_09]: No.

[03:02:39] [SPEAKER_10]: Don't worry, we can fast rope down.

[03:02:40] [SPEAKER_10]: We're good at that.

[03:02:42] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm good at that.

[03:02:43] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, one of us is.

[03:02:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you were able to fly down and land right near it

[03:02:48] [SPEAKER_08]: and you just see this pile of broken flesh and bone.

[03:02:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Are you turning back into a human or are you just staying in the room?

[03:02:59] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, first things first.

[03:03:01] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to use my beak to try to rip off one of its smaller scales.

[03:03:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[03:03:07] [SPEAKER_08]: See how difficult that is.

[03:03:09] [SPEAKER_08]: What are you doing this instead of that?

[03:03:10] [SPEAKER_08]: Get the head off!

[03:03:12] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I want the head!

[03:03:15] [SPEAKER_08]: As you're doing that rope perception test, as you're checking the box.

[03:03:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Uh, doot doot doot doot.

[03:03:25] [SPEAKER_08]: We're going to find out my...

[03:03:28] [SPEAKER_08]: Well actually this might even be a...

[03:03:30] [SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know it was allowed on our cane up or even the survival on this wall.

[03:03:34] [SPEAKER_10]: How big is each scale on him by the way?

[03:03:35] [SPEAKER_10]: Hmm?

[03:03:36] [SPEAKER_10]: How big is each scale?

[03:03:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Scales are probably like, probably both sides of your fist kind of thing.

[03:03:43] [SPEAKER_08]: 19 on my perception.

[03:03:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[03:03:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you're looking at the wounds.

[03:03:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Obviously a lot of these wounds are just like the bullets and your claw marks and so that.

[03:03:52] [SPEAKER_08]: However, you are through the fresh wounds, you are seeing a ton of...

[03:03:57] [SPEAKER_08]: You're seeing a bunch of old scar, like ancient scars on this thing.

[03:04:03] [SPEAKER_08]: Things like slash marks and even like puncture marks.

[03:04:07] [SPEAKER_08]: There's still a lance stuck in its teeth.

[03:04:09] [SPEAKER_08]: No!

[03:04:10] [SPEAKER_08]: But you are looking at, like these are probably like sword and spear scar.

[03:04:18] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, arrows.

[03:04:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Arrow marks.

[03:04:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, even arrows maybe even.

[03:04:22] [SPEAKER_08]: So this thing was battle, it was an ancient...

[03:04:26] [SPEAKER_08]: It was an old dragon that showed up here for some reason.

[03:04:34] [SPEAKER_08]: And you guys basically just like, welcome to the modern day.

[03:04:37] [SPEAKER_08]: Just like Newtiss basically.

[03:04:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to 1999.

[03:04:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to Earth.

[03:04:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to Earth.

[03:04:53] [SPEAKER_08]: All right, all right.

[03:04:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Pretty much.

[03:04:57] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, you managed to take your edge and pull a scale out.

[03:05:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Was it particularly difficult?

[03:05:06] [SPEAKER_08]: No.

[03:05:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, then I was skin the whole thing.

[03:05:09] [SPEAKER_08]: There's a couple dangling from wounds from the front of the fresh wounds and what you carved on.

[03:05:14] [SPEAKER_09]: Then I would turn back into human form and remove a few scales and maybe put the talon...

[03:05:22] [SPEAKER_09]: See if I can remove a small tooth.

[03:05:25] [SPEAKER_10]: How big would a talon be like?

[03:05:27] [SPEAKER_10]: A short sword?

[03:05:28] [SPEAKER_08]: It's just large.

[03:05:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Put a handle on it.

[03:05:30] [SPEAKER_08]: So like it's probably...

[03:05:32] [SPEAKER_13]: Two feet at least.

[03:05:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, at least two feet.

[03:05:34] [SPEAKER_13]: How far out of town are we?

[03:05:36] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys are like six kilometers out of town.

[03:05:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, that's fine.

[03:05:44] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so you guys...

[03:05:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Your reload is the helicopter down enough there, you guys repel that.

[03:05:50] [SPEAKER_08]: The other two repel that.

[03:05:53] [SPEAKER_08]: And are you taking the whole body or are you just cutting it up there?

[03:05:57] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I'm taking some bits of it.

[03:06:00] [SPEAKER_09]: But...

[03:06:01] [SPEAKER_10]: I don't know if we should leave it here though.

[03:06:02] [SPEAKER_09]: No, absolutely not.

[03:06:03] [SPEAKER_09]: At the very least we should call it to school and tell them it's here.

[03:06:06] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, because we shouldn't just burn it because they might want it for research purposes.

[03:06:10] [SPEAKER_09]: No, he was saying that he wanted the head.

[03:06:12] [SPEAKER_08]: And you know that the bounty for this guy thing is pretty good.

[03:06:16] [SPEAKER_10]: They might want to like study the head and the brain and shit though so I don't know if you should give a damn or not.

[03:06:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Because he wants it but...

[03:06:23] [SPEAKER_08]: You can give him the brain and just keep the head inside because like...

[03:06:26] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, when you're done doing...

[03:06:27] [SPEAKER_08]: The detector should be all the way out of the hand.

[03:06:29] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, when you're done with it send a taxidermy to the version over to him.

[03:06:33] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[03:06:35] [SPEAKER_09]: Alright, so you're calling the incident's academy?

[03:06:38] [SPEAKER_09]: I think so.

[03:06:40] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm just waiting for him to get back from the bathroom to...

[03:06:42] [SPEAKER_10]: You're saying this as you're holding your phone.

[03:06:44] [SPEAKER_10]: I feel like you're about to actually call them.

[03:06:46] [SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[03:06:48] [SPEAKER_13]: Okay, does it weigh more or less than 3,500 pounds?

[03:06:52] [SPEAKER_13]: How much is an elephant weigh?

[03:06:54] [SPEAKER_12]: That head.

[03:06:55] [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, the head?

[03:06:57] [SPEAKER_12]: Just the head?

[03:06:57] [SPEAKER_12]: Let's go with the whole thing. How much is the whole thing weigh?

[03:06:59] [SPEAKER_12]: Probably like...

[03:07:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Probably not an elephant, probably like 3 or 4 horses.

[03:07:05] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay, well I will find out how much a horse weighs.

[03:07:07] [SPEAKER_13]: So 4 horses, that's about 800 pounds of horse.

[03:07:10] [SPEAKER_13]: Probably.

[03:07:11] [SPEAKER_13]: So that's 24, 3,200 pounds.

[03:07:14] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.

[03:07:15] [SPEAKER_13]: The hind can carry 35,160 pounds under slung.

[03:07:21] [SPEAKER_13]: We can strap this bitch up and just take her back to base.

[03:07:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you just take her like...

[03:07:25] [SPEAKER_08]: You guys don't have to go back to prowl here and you just go like fly across to the land.

[03:07:30] [SPEAKER_13]: We're going to have to land somewhere to refuel?

[03:07:32] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, somewhere. Doesn't matter where.

[03:07:35] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, somewhere that's conspicuous.

[03:07:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, preferably.

[03:07:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[03:07:40] [SPEAKER_08]: There's probably a couple of airports or air bases.

[03:07:43] [SPEAKER_10]: We might have to drop the dragon off somewhere, go refuel, go pick the dragon back up and continue.

[03:07:47] [SPEAKER_13]: But once we've got him strapped, we can just click on and click off.

[03:07:50] [SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, check.

[03:07:51] [SPEAKER_09]: If you ever were to find that sniper rifle, why do you want to just drop it?

[03:07:56] [SPEAKER_12]: Bunch.

[03:07:59] [SPEAKER_12]: Boo.

[03:08:00] [SPEAKER_09]: Drop the dragon off.

[03:08:02] [SPEAKER_10]: Ah, yes.

[03:08:04] [SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.

[03:08:06] [SPEAKER_10]: I'm missing something here.

[03:08:08] [SPEAKER_08]: Also you guys can roll odds or evens to see if you guys have any tarps to wrap this thing around so you don't...

[03:08:14] [SPEAKER_08]: First up, you're not leaking.

[03:08:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Leave in a freaking sludge for real.

[03:08:18] [SPEAKER_08]: This is your very dragon blood all the way across the air base.

[03:08:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'm sure that's like having repercussions down the road.

[03:08:25] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[03:08:26] [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, okay.

[03:08:28] [SPEAKER_09]: Well, we've all got fire magic. We can cauterize it.

[03:08:30] [SPEAKER_10]: I was just gonna say we could just...

[03:08:32] [SPEAKER_10]: I was also thinking of tarping for life if you guys want to...

[03:08:35] [SPEAKER_10]: If you guys also want to...

[03:08:36] [SPEAKER_10]: It's spare the dying. Keep in alive.

[03:08:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Hell, I used to tarp for life.

[03:08:42] [SPEAKER_08]: That was one option. Also maybe you can seal it on the underbelly.

[03:08:46] [SPEAKER_08]: It's picked blackout.

[03:08:48] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but when you stop somewhere to go get gas...

[03:08:51] [SPEAKER_10]: That's what I say. We drop it off in the forest and go get gas.

[03:08:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Or use some tarps if you have them to like conceal it.

[03:08:57] [SPEAKER_08]: But you're also gonna do that option.

[03:09:02] [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, fine.

[03:09:04] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I could just cast Invisibility on it.

[03:09:08] [SPEAKER_09]: And actually, hang on.

[03:09:10] [SPEAKER_13]: You just got Dindor, didn't you?

[03:09:12] [SPEAKER_13]: I did.

[03:09:13] [SPEAKER_13]: How far can you go with Dindor?

[03:09:14] [SPEAKER_13]: 500 feet.

[03:09:15] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's not super far.

[03:09:16] [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, okay.

[03:09:17] [SPEAKER_10]: Plus you can only take one willing, like a live person with you as far as I know.

[03:09:22] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[03:09:23] [SPEAKER_09]: And all of your carrying gear.

[03:09:25] [SPEAKER_10]: It's far enough to get...

[03:09:26] [SPEAKER_10]: Is that food dragon?

[03:09:27] [SPEAKER_09]: It's not far enough to get us back at base.

[03:09:28] [SPEAKER_09]: I could care for it.

[03:09:33] [SPEAKER_09]: I suppose if I could turn into an elephant,

[03:09:36] [SPEAKER_09]: we could put it on my back.

[03:09:39] [SPEAKER_10]: And then you are technically carrying it.

[03:09:41] [SPEAKER_10]: So if the magical gods are in our favor,

[03:09:44] [SPEAKER_10]: they're like, okay, we see what you're doing.

[03:09:46] [SPEAKER_10]: Fine, just dim Doro.

[03:09:47] [SPEAKER_08]: The guy is just like...

[03:09:49] [SPEAKER_08]: It bluescreens for a second.

[03:09:52] [SPEAKER_09]: And he's like, alright.

[03:09:53] [SPEAKER_09]: Now I would like to point out every time we mention Gaia,

[03:09:56] [SPEAKER_09]: I always think of Gaia from Captain Planet.

[03:09:58] [SPEAKER_09]: Always.

[03:09:59] [SPEAKER_07]: That's the only one.

[03:10:00] [SPEAKER_07]: That's the single time.

[03:10:01] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, in the secret world, the Gaia is dim.

[03:10:03] [SPEAKER_08]: It is an engine.

[03:10:04] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's basically the world engine.

[03:10:06] [SPEAKER_08]: It's the immaculate machine.

[03:10:07] [SPEAKER_09]: Basically the thing that powers reality.

[03:10:09] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's just a really clean, heavy.

[03:10:11] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[03:10:13] [SPEAKER_09]: It's the immaculate machine of world engine.

[03:10:17] [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, it's better than what the film is called,

[03:10:20] [SPEAKER_08]: The Black Jism.

[03:10:22] [SPEAKER_08]: Nurgle's rot.

[03:10:24] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[03:10:26] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm not...no, it's Nurgle's spunk.

[03:10:29] [SPEAKER_09]: The black jism.

[03:10:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Nurgle's spunk.

[03:10:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they...

[03:10:35] [SPEAKER_07]: That's so bad.

[03:10:36] [SPEAKER_07]: There's a reason I gave him premature reading.

[03:10:40] [SPEAKER_07]: That's the reason.

[03:10:41] [SPEAKER_07]: No, that's obviously not the reason, but it's wonderful.

[03:10:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Check search me.

[03:10:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so we can have the busy...

[03:10:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Through some finangling and dropping off

[03:10:56] [SPEAKER_08]: and then picking up again after you've refueled,

[03:10:58] [SPEAKER_08]: you guys get back across Newfoundland

[03:11:00] [SPEAKER_08]: and you get back to the combat and Jack is just like,

[03:11:03] [SPEAKER_13]: Holy shit.

[03:11:04] [SPEAKER_13]: We're definitely back before Don with the complete intact Dead Dragon.

[03:11:10] [SPEAKER_09]: Now we could turn the body over to the school.

[03:11:14] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm sure they give us an awful lot of money for that.

[03:11:17] [SPEAKER_09]: Plus, we'll still get the bounty.

[03:11:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Would the Templar not want it?

[03:11:21] [SPEAKER_08]: The Templar do have a museum of unnatural history

[03:11:24] [SPEAKER_08]: that they would probably have like, had that in.

[03:11:28] [SPEAKER_09]: But it's a museum, not so much as a study it,

[03:11:31] [SPEAKER_09]: find out how it works, discover all of its weaknesses,

[03:11:34] [SPEAKER_09]: and then move on.

[03:11:37] [SPEAKER_10]: Is the school smarter because it's actually helping us?

[03:11:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, it's helping you guys but not having the Templar,

[03:11:42] [SPEAKER_08]: which is your faction.

[03:11:44] [SPEAKER_10]: How does having a Dragon on display help the Templar?

[03:11:47] [SPEAKER_10]: Aside from them being like, look what we did.

[03:11:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Precision morale, basically.

[03:11:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Also they do have scientists, they probably would like study it

[03:11:53] [SPEAKER_08]: for like, they probably had their biologists and hunters

[03:11:58] [SPEAKER_08]: also looking at it to like see what they could learn from it and such.