(The Secret World): MSL-North: Tha Boyz - Episode 11: Samhain on Signal Hill

[00:00:00] The Secret World's The Secret World's Not Evening, One Less Die, onelessdie, and the Secret World's The Secret World's Not-

[00:00:06] Time to learn the truth, boys and girls. In the thirties, Prime Minister King kickstarted a hedge fund for investigating and hunting various paranormal phenomena.

[00:00:18] Now fast forward along the line of mysteries, blood, and maple syrup money throughout the 20th century,

[00:00:25] and you find numerous groups across the country, unified under a loose collective,

[00:00:31] hunting strange creatures and tackling paranormal threats for profit.

[00:00:36] Don't believe the lies by the so-called news networks.

[00:00:40] The secret world is real.

[00:00:42] Here there be monsters.

[00:00:43] And the Monster Slayers League, north of the American border, is out there.

[00:00:49] Even out in Newfoundland, there's word of a new team known only as the Byes.

[00:00:53] And don't even get me started on the bees.

[00:00:59] I do think that bees are a really good investment, as long as I can keep them alive.

[00:01:04] So hi, welcome to One Last Die, a 5th edition Secret World actual play podcast.

[00:01:15] Cup podcast.

[00:01:16] Cup podcast.

[00:01:17] Cha-pow!

[00:01:18] Yeah, we're playing our Secret World campaign, Monster Hunter's League North.

[00:01:26] Specifically, the Byes from Newfoundland.

[00:01:29] And, um...

[00:01:30] Didn't we have some other codename that we ran into and we're like, yeah, we'll use that

[00:01:34] and then we just stopped.

[00:01:35] Yeah, they just stopped.

[00:01:36] We just forgot what it was.

[00:01:37] I think it's just the boys now.

[00:01:39] It's the Byes.

[00:01:42] Um...

[00:01:42] I like the boys.

[00:01:43] Yeah.

[00:01:44] It's just, I always think of the opening for the boys.

[00:01:47] Like, da-dee-da-dee-da.

[00:01:49] Just like the spray-pant the boys.

[00:01:52] I'm legitimately thinking of, like, actually, like, taking the logo I did of, like, Monster

[00:01:55] Slayers League North, like the NHL sort of style logo, and just spray-panting the boys

[00:02:00] on it.

[00:02:00] Yeah.

[00:02:01] But it's gotta be the B, YS.

[00:02:03] Yeah, it's got da-da as in, like, T-H-A, and then the byes, and maybe, like, Zed.

[00:02:09] Yeah.

[00:02:10] The byes.

[00:02:12] Maximally Canadian.

[00:02:13] Yeah.

[00:02:15] But yeah, um, so, uh, the last game we did, uh, was on October 15th.

[00:02:20] Um, so, and that ended with you guys basically, um, saving a town from a memetic virus?

[00:02:32] What do you mean saving?

[00:02:33] Like, quote-unquote, saving?

[00:02:35] We saved the next town.

[00:02:37] That's true.

[00:02:38] Yeah, you saved the next town, and you saved a percentage of the people.

[00:02:42] We didn't glass it.

[00:02:44] Yeah.

[00:02:44] You got a million dollars from a, from a mysterious, uh, benefactor named Zed.

[00:02:48] And according to the Barenaked Ladies, that makes us rich.

[00:02:51] I mean, yeah, if you had a million dollars.

[00:02:53] If I had a million dollars.

[00:02:56] Fly by you.

[00:02:58] I'm gonna buy him a green dress, and you a monkey.

[00:03:02] Haven't y'all wanted a monkey?

[00:03:05] Uh, wow.

[00:03:07] It didn't take long to get into music here.

[00:03:09] Yeah, it never does.

[00:03:10] Can we get a treehouse and put a little fridge up there?

[00:03:11] Of course.

[00:03:14] Little pre-wrapped sausages and things.

[00:03:16] Can we get a sausage?

[00:03:17] We don't have pre-wrapped bacon.

[00:03:18] Can you make it?

[00:03:19] Can we get the mustard?

[00:03:20] It's like, oh, we get the fun.

[00:03:20] It's like Dijon mustard.

[00:03:22] Mmm.

[00:03:23] God damn it.

[00:03:24] Damn, this guy can eat it fast.

[00:03:26] Speaking of memetic viruses, that's not like a memetic virus.

[00:03:30] They, uh, it is the fanciest Dijon ketchup.

[00:03:34] Oh, Dijon ketchup.

[00:03:35] That's what it was.

[00:03:36] Yeah, not mustard.

[00:03:38] God, that was, yeah, wow.

[00:03:39] Okay, we slipped into that way too hard.

[00:03:42] Um, but ketchup is disgusting, so.

[00:03:46] To some people.

[00:03:47] Somewhere out there is like an Australian listener who has no idea what the fuck that was.

[00:03:53] That's what it was.

[00:03:53] Yeah.

[00:03:55] Um, but yeah, so, uh, what have you guys been up to in the, uh, this one, this one's gonna

[00:04:00] take place around, uh, actually on October 31st, so like Halloween night.

[00:04:04] Um, but what have you guys been doing in the interim between like October 13th and October 31st?

[00:04:10] What have you guys been up to?

[00:04:11] Sourcing ammo for the G11.

[00:04:13] To see if I can get it through the secret world, uh.

[00:04:16] We have been working in the lab.

[00:04:19] Yeah.

[00:04:20] To reproduce these 3D printed G11s.

[00:04:23] Okay, so you've been 3D printing.

[00:04:24] Alright, that, that sounds like a roll.

[00:04:26] Um, so, I want a, uh, probably tools.

[00:04:32] Yeah, yeah, who's got tools to do that?

[00:04:34] Alright, because we have crafting tools for that.

[00:04:36] I have tools out the ass.

[00:04:37] Alright.

[00:04:39] But what roll is that?

[00:04:40] Is it intelligence?

[00:04:41] Uh, it just would be an intelligence.

[00:04:42] Yeah.

[00:04:42] Straight intelligence?

[00:04:43] Intelligence with a, your marital assist tools.

[00:04:46] Do not count.

[00:04:48] That's not what my bull genie says.

[00:04:53] I want to say, like, you tell me.

[00:04:58] Oh no, she sounds like Mickey Mouse.

[00:05:02] Eastern European Mickey Mouse.

[00:05:04] I mean, that's also not wrong.

[00:05:07] Because they do kind of have a high-pitched voice like Mickey Mouse, and they're also moat, rat, like Mickey mole rat people.

[00:05:13] So it's Minnie Mole Rat.

[00:05:15] Yeah.

[00:05:16] Minnie Mole Rat, yeah.

[00:05:17] So that was an 18, plus 4, plus my tool skills.

[00:05:20] So like, 26.

[00:05:22] Okay, yeah.

[00:05:23] Um, so, let's see here.

[00:05:27] Um, let's go with...

[00:05:34] Alright, you're able to make, um, about five clips.

[00:05:38] Or you're the manufacturer, at least, uh...

[00:05:41] Um...

[00:05:42] Oh, we're not talking about...

[00:05:43] He's talking about manufacturing more G11s.

[00:05:46] Oh, G11s.

[00:05:46] He wants to make more of the guns.

[00:05:48] Basically, we had two.

[00:05:49] We can make more of the clips.

[00:05:50] Yeah.

[00:05:50] He's rolling for the ammunition.

[00:05:52] Yeah, you're rolling for the ammunition.

[00:05:53] He's actually trying to manufacture the propellant.

[00:05:55] Yeah.

[00:05:55] Gotcha.

[00:05:55] Okay.

[00:05:57] Yeah, you're able to...

[00:05:58] You're able to get a supply.

[00:06:00] Like, a readily supply.

[00:06:01] Like, a readily available.

[00:06:02] You gotta pay, like...

[00:06:03] I'll say you have to pay, like...

[00:06:05] I guess, like...

[00:06:06] 500k.

[00:06:07] Oh!

[00:06:08] No.

[00:06:08] Actually, I was gonna say, like, $500.

[00:06:09] So you just, like...

[00:06:11] For the...

[00:06:11] For the...

[00:06:11] For the...

[00:06:12] Like, the resources.

[00:06:13] Like, for your 3D printer and all that kind of stuff.

[00:06:16] Barrels and...

[00:06:17] Yeah.

[00:06:19] Maybe, like, $5,000 for, like...

[00:06:21] Every...

[00:06:21] Like, if you're, like, making this, like, a big production.

[00:06:23] Yeah.

[00:06:24] Yeah.

[00:06:24] This is...

[00:06:24] This is the new standard issue fire round.

[00:06:28] Are we gonna try to push this on, like, the secret world?

[00:06:31] Like, okay, everyone's swapping to these.

[00:06:32] But the Phoenicians use them.

[00:06:34] It's like...

[00:06:35] Yeah, but...

[00:06:35] Yeah, we don't put it on those assholes.

[00:06:37] The Pais use them.

[00:06:39] Are they just ours?

[00:06:41] We need to show that they're super...

[00:06:43] Yeah.

[00:06:43] We need to expand our...

[00:06:45] Okay, so you've got to, like, all work down, like, how to make this and stuff.

[00:06:47] One of you guys gotta convince Jack and the McGregors at the compound to let you guys,

[00:06:53] like, use a section of the compound to produce this and, like, to have this be, like, the

[00:06:58] standard for the McGregor, like, hunters.

[00:07:01] Hey, face man.

[00:07:03] Mr. Bullshit.

[00:07:05] Gaslight.

[00:07:06] These are the best rifles ever.

[00:07:08] They kind of are.

[00:07:09] Oh, God.

[00:07:09] They're just gonna be, like, sales...

[00:07:11] Like, a crooked salesman.

[00:07:12] Oh, fuck yeah, bud.

[00:07:14] Oh, fuck yeah, bud.

[00:07:17] Well, just sell this motherfucker a 2002 Honda Civic with $900,000.

[00:07:23] For two and a half million dollars.

[00:07:27] I mean, not for two and a half million, but I could sell that Honda Civic.

[00:07:34] I could.

[00:07:35] I could.

[00:07:35] Because that $900,000...

[00:07:36] Buddy.

[00:07:37] Hey, bud.

[00:07:38] You only gotta get it over another fucking 100,000 kilometers.

[00:07:43] They'll fucking give you a brand new one, eh?

[00:07:47] It's worth $10,000 because you get a $50,000 car at the end of it.

[00:07:53] I can't wait to run it.

[00:07:54] Yeah, bud.

[00:07:56] All right.

[00:07:56] Make your...

[00:07:57] Just try to convince them of the GR.

[00:07:59] The G11s.

[00:08:00] The G11s, yeah.

[00:08:01] I keep wanting to say GR for some reason.

[00:08:03] No cases to police.

[00:08:05] It's an armor-piercing round.

[00:08:09] Quick to reload.

[00:08:10] Rapid fire.

[00:08:10] They're not quick to reload.

[00:08:14] They're awkward as fuck.

[00:08:17] Large internal magazine capacity.

[00:08:19] They're not internal.

[00:08:23] Large magazine capacity.

[00:08:25] That being said, okay.

[00:08:26] I'm basing my information off of the prototype that got pulled.

[00:08:30] Yeah.

[00:08:31] So...

[00:08:31] We've upgraded.

[00:08:32] No, it's entirely possible that the Phoenicians upgraded it.

[00:08:36] Like, they took, like...

[00:08:38] And if not, with his role...

[00:08:41] Persuasion or deception?

[00:08:42] Persuasion, I assume.

[00:08:44] That you were trying...

[00:08:44] Unless you're...

[00:08:45] How are you lying?

[00:08:46] How bullshitting are you lying?

[00:08:47] Are you lying or are you just being persuasive about how good it actually is?

[00:08:50] Sometimes he wants me to use deception when I feel like it's persuasion.

[00:08:54] And sometimes he wants me to use persuasion when I feel like it's deception.

[00:08:57] True.

[00:08:57] So I wanted to ask what he wanted me to do.

[00:09:00] Because it makes a difference.

[00:09:01] It actually does.

[00:09:02] I am way better at lying in this game than I am at telling the truth.

[00:09:05] Like, who are a gaslighter?

[00:09:06] No.

[00:09:07] Okay.

[00:09:08] But in this case, I rolled a 13.

[00:09:11] 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

[00:09:14] So that'll be a 19.

[00:09:16] Okay.

[00:09:17] He's like, well...

[00:09:19] I'm not entirely convinced.

[00:09:21] Tell you what.

[00:09:23] We'll have a...

[00:09:24] We'll have a go at it with your group...

[00:09:26] With your cell...

[00:09:26] For the next...

[00:09:29] For the next, like...

[00:09:30] Run with the next job we get.

[00:09:32] And we'll see how they perform.

[00:09:34] If they perform well, then...

[00:09:35] Then we'll...

[00:09:36] We'll see about making this a standard issue.

[00:09:38] So it depends on our roles.

[00:09:41] In combat.

[00:09:42] Very much.

[00:09:43] Yeah.

[00:09:43] So you better outfit them with lasers.

[00:09:46] Because that increases your attack bonus, right?

[00:09:49] In Shadowrun.

[00:09:51] There's nothing in this.

[00:09:53] Are you sure?

[00:09:54] There's like nothing you can put on me.

[00:09:55] I have a suppressor on mine just because...

[00:09:57] I asked Chris if I could have one.

[00:09:59] He said sure.

[00:10:00] Like, there's no actual mods you can do with weapons.

[00:10:02] You guys should modify them so that they're internally suppressed.

[00:10:06] That'd be the V2 model.

[00:10:08] Yeah.

[00:10:09] Okay.

[00:10:10] Okay.

[00:10:10] That's probably smart.

[00:10:12] And then scale it down to a pistol version.

[00:10:15] I don't think that's gonna work.

[00:10:16] Well, what does the spell true strike?

[00:10:18] True strike?

[00:10:19] What is the true strike?

[00:10:21] Yeah.

[00:10:21] What does that do?

[00:10:22] I believe in 5th that it gives you advantage on your next...

[00:10:26] See, like...

[00:10:27] I would say it's only a D4.

[00:10:29] It gives advantage on it.

[00:10:31] Is it?

[00:10:31] You use your action to have advantage on your next attack.

[00:10:34] Oh, yeah.

[00:10:35] Because that's the only thing I could think of is like...

[00:10:37] Well, if you guys put like a...

[00:10:38] Basically, we start going into like modding weapons and some of that.

[00:10:41] But I think like, yeah.

[00:10:42] Like, you basically treat them as like...

[00:10:44] Like, certain items.

[00:10:45] Like, items with special abilities.

[00:10:47] So, like...

[00:10:48] So you have laser strike of true strike.

[00:10:51] Basically, yeah.

[00:10:52] Or it basically gives you an advantage on...

[00:10:53] That seems OP as far.

[00:10:54] It does, yeah.

[00:10:55] Laser strike would be like plus 1 or plus 2 to attack.

[00:10:58] I think.

[00:11:00] Yeah.

[00:11:00] True.

[00:11:01] We could do that.

[00:11:01] Yeah.

[00:11:02] Yeah.

[00:11:03] Or maybe it gives you expertise.

[00:11:05] So you get your proficiency bonus again.

[00:11:08] I guess.

[00:11:09] Yeah.

[00:11:10] Do laser sites even really help?

[00:11:12] Yes.

[00:11:12] Yes.

[00:11:13] Do they actually?

[00:11:14] Yeah.

[00:11:15] Yes.

[00:11:16] As somebody who had one on my PCC...

[00:11:19] Mm-hmm.

[00:11:20] Yes.

[00:11:21] As somebody who's used the IR version with NVGs...

[00:11:24] Yes.

[00:11:25] Okay.

[00:11:25] Fair enough.

[00:11:28] Does it feel like it'd be hard to, like, pick up the laser site in day?

[00:11:33] Not if you have a good one.

[00:11:35] If it's a good, powerful laser...

[00:11:39] You'll see it.

[00:11:39] Then you see it.

[00:11:40] It is fucking bright.

[00:11:42] Yeah.

[00:11:43] That wasn't blinding.

[00:11:46] And the NVG ones.

[00:11:48] Holy fuck.

[00:11:48] You see those like a beacon.

[00:11:50] Yeah.

[00:11:51] Yeah.

[00:11:52] Is this what you want, Star Anvil, when you released a game about modern supernatural fighting?

[00:11:58] Also, laser site...

[00:12:00] If you have a laser site...

[00:12:01] Shut your ass!

[00:12:02] If you have a laser site on your rifle, it makes sighting your rifle so easy.

[00:12:07] Yeah.

[00:12:07] Okay.

[00:12:07] I will say then you get a plus one for the laser dot.

[00:12:11] Okay.

[00:12:13] Yeah.

[00:12:13] Okay.

[00:12:14] Okay.

[00:12:14] Okay.

[00:12:15] We'll go with that.

[00:12:16] Okay.

[00:12:17] So we're going to duct tape one to my Tokarev.

[00:12:20] If I machine you a new lower...

[00:12:24] God.

[00:12:24] This just becomes...

[00:12:26] This just becomes like a...

[00:12:27] Welcome to Shadowrun, guys.

[00:12:29] Welcome to Shadowrun.

[00:12:30] We'll play Shadowrun some of the time.

[00:12:32] You asked the question.

[00:12:34] I did.

[00:12:34] You started this.

[00:12:35] I did.

[00:12:35] Okay.

[00:12:35] I apologize.

[00:12:36] I was hoping to get some role-playing.

[00:12:38] I'm like, what are you guys doing?

[00:12:39] Like, the...

[00:12:41] Between jobs.

[00:12:42] Like, are you guys like...

[00:12:43] I'm like, raise a family.

[00:12:45] Or like, what are you...

[00:12:45] Treating somebody nice?

[00:12:47] I'm like, no.

[00:12:47] I'm gun-foddling.

[00:12:48] I was just given the, like, cream of the crop weapon that I want because there's no brass.

[00:12:55] It's a rifle caliber.

[00:12:57] It's exactly what I wanted.

[00:12:59] Sir, if you didn't do it right, it's cream of the crop.

[00:13:01] Yeah, yeah.

[00:13:03] Go full mockery, man.

[00:13:04] If you want that at the role-play, we were just in the lab.

[00:13:07] In lab coats with safety glasses.

[00:13:09] And cleaners.

[00:13:11] And Vaseline.

[00:13:14] Doing prototype testing.

[00:13:17] Developing our own...

[00:13:18] Are you doing that for, like, the...

[00:13:20] For basically, like, 10 days?

[00:13:22] Like, the 10-12 days between...

[00:13:23] Okay, we're basically reverse engineering a Venetian prototype from scratch.

[00:13:31] We're taking...

[00:13:32] Okay, one of them...

[00:13:33] 10 days is, like, short.

[00:13:34] One of them we're not fucking with.

[00:13:36] So we don't break it.

[00:13:37] The second one, we are ripping apart and basically, like, doing 3D scans on each piece and, like, documenting how it's actually made, how it works.

[00:13:46] Okay.

[00:13:46] So we can actually make one.

[00:13:48] It's the AK-50 all over again.

[00:13:51] So I'm kidding out my water?

[00:13:52] You're waiting for orders for, like, parts to come in from, like...

[00:13:54] Yeah.

[00:13:55] I'm kidding out my water.

[00:13:57] Okay.

[00:13:58] Yeah.

[00:13:58] We've been going out for beers and stuff.

[00:14:01] Your water?

[00:14:02] Yeah.

[00:14:03] Kidding out your...

[00:14:05] The muscle mommy who rode me last time.

[00:14:08] Oh.

[00:14:12] What's her name?

[00:14:13] I have her actually in the roster now.

[00:14:16] Oh, yeah.

[00:14:17] You were a griffin.

[00:14:18] Okay.

[00:14:18] I was a griffin.

[00:14:19] Sorry.

[00:14:19] I had to...

[00:14:20] When did this happen?

[00:14:22] Yeah.

[00:14:22] The artistic photographer turned a monster hunter.

[00:14:26] I don't know if she's, like, super buff.

[00:14:28] I think she just grabbed a sledgehammer because she had to use it.

[00:14:31] Yeah.

[00:14:31] She's, like, a 40-year-old, like, artisanal photographer, basically.

[00:14:36] Yeah.

[00:14:37] Who survived a...

[00:14:39] By picking up a sledgehammer and throwing that around enough to actually kill a bunch of people.

[00:14:45] Yeah.

[00:14:45] How about it?

[00:14:46] They were geriatrics.

[00:14:47] Yeah.

[00:14:47] To kill a bunch of people.

[00:14:48] Yes.

[00:14:50] But sledgehammers are heavy, man.

[00:14:52] To be fair, they were also, like, ravenous because, like, they get really rowdy and angry

[00:14:56] when you steal their phones.

[00:14:59] To steal the source of their medic.

[00:15:01] Yes.

[00:15:01] I've been around boomers.

[00:15:03] Thanks.

[00:15:05] God.

[00:15:06] Okay.

[00:15:06] So you're taking her out to George Street or something like that?

[00:15:09] Yeah.

[00:15:09] Yeah.

[00:15:09] We've been going out for beers and stuff.

[00:15:11] And I also took her out to get body armor and a proper war hammer.

[00:15:16] And, well, we're going to have to give her a G11, obviously.

[00:15:22] The G11 is going to be a shot of this.

[00:15:24] Yeah.

[00:15:25] Clearly.

[00:15:26] Have you tried a G11?

[00:15:30] You just have, like, a special suitcase, like, hard case.

[00:15:35] And he's like, let me tell you about this new product we'll be working on.

[00:15:38] Yeah.

[00:15:39] This is made in Canada, so it's now a C11.

[00:15:43] Oh, my God.

[00:15:44] Yep.

[00:15:45] C11.

[00:15:46] Yep.

[00:15:47] I'm fine with that.

[00:15:48] Yep.

[00:15:49] Mm-hmm.

[00:15:50] It doesn't give me flashbacks to Greenland at all.

[00:15:53] No, not at all.

[00:15:53] Why would it?

[00:15:54] Well, no, definitely not.

[00:15:56] I'm missing that.

[00:15:58] C11 was the code word for the outpost that was in Greenland.

[00:16:02] Nathan's character went to investigate.

[00:16:05] And, effectively, alien versus predatored the mawsum.

[00:16:09] Like, the alligator men underneath the ice.

[00:16:11] Okay.

[00:16:12] That's pitching.

[00:16:14] Yeah.

[00:16:15] It was harrowing.

[00:16:16] That was our second adventure.

[00:16:18] But you made so much money off of that.

[00:16:21] We were level two.

[00:16:23] Level two called Cthulhu D20 characters.

[00:16:27] Oh, that's a problem.

[00:16:27] You could have been killed by cats.

[00:16:29] Yeah.

[00:16:31] Fortunately, it was the 1920s.

[00:16:33] My character owned dynamite.

[00:16:36] Did we use thermite?

[00:16:38] Yeah, there was thermite there, and we used that as well.

[00:16:42] And, basically, they dropped the ice sheet onto the ancient city of alien alligator people.

[00:16:50] But that's a different piece.

[00:16:52] So, yeah, the C11, you know, it's a nice little tie-in, like a nice nod to this universe.

[00:16:55] Sure, that's what that is.

[00:16:57] Yeah.

[00:16:58] It's not a direct relation, but it's an indirect kind of nod.

[00:17:02] Okay.

[00:17:02] All right.

[00:17:03] All right.

[00:17:03] Sure.

[00:17:04] Yeah, we'll go with that.

[00:17:05] Yeah.

[00:17:07] But, yeah, okay.

[00:17:08] So, you're getting that all cut out.

[00:17:10] So, she's really, actually, strangely enthusiastic.

[00:17:13] It's amazing what PTSD does to somebody after they've survived.

[00:17:17] She's, like, got survivor syndrome kind of thing going.

[00:17:21] Now that I think about it, she's kind of probably going more like Laura Strode in the newer Halloween movies,

[00:17:28] where she just becomes, like, a badass, like, just uses guns, goes to the range.

[00:17:32] So, she basically became Sarah Connor.

[00:17:35] Yeah, basically.

[00:17:36] Yeah, she's slowly becoming...

[00:17:37] You're seeing, like, well, she's becoming slowly Sarah Connor.

[00:17:41] Okay.

[00:17:41] All right.

[00:17:42] Well, you know.

[00:17:44] Okay.

[00:17:45] You can't knock her up.

[00:17:46] I don't want to fight any Terminators.

[00:17:51] What are you talking about?

[00:17:52] Her son would be the savior.

[00:17:56] Yeah, that's who they're coming to kill.

[00:17:58] Yeah.

[00:17:59] Obviously.

[00:18:01] Well, you can fight them now, or you can fight them when you're 80.

[00:18:04] Sharon Seda.

[00:18:08] Okay, now we have to do that adventure.

[00:18:10] Yeah, we'll do that at some point.

[00:18:11] We'll do that after, like...

[00:18:12] That'll be, like, an interim between, like, this game and the...

[00:18:14] This campaign and the Ontario campaign.

[00:18:18] But, yeah, so...

[00:18:21] All right, so, yeah, so you're hanging out and getting Sharon kitted out and stuff like that.

[00:18:26] And basically, like, getting all that kind of, like, relationship kind of figured out and stuff.

[00:18:32] Yep.

[00:18:33] And I suppose you two are basically just in the lab, the compound you're building.

[00:18:38] Geeking out like motherfuckers.

[00:18:39] Yeah, just...

[00:18:40] Breaking bad meets gun bottling.

[00:18:42] Yeah, half my time doing that.

[00:18:44] Fucking weird.

[00:18:44] Half my time doing that, the other half learning a new secret archetype because I never, like, actually used that shotgun secret archetype I used.

[00:18:57] I said that I learned in one game, so I'm just going to recon that I didn't do that.

[00:19:01] That's fine.

[00:19:02] You didn't use it, so you didn't...

[00:19:03] Yeah.

[00:19:03] And learn a melee one just because, like, I'm going to be in melee regardless.

[00:19:08] It's going to happen, so I should learn one.

[00:19:11] Fair.

[00:19:12] Mm-hmm.

[00:19:13] I mean, shouldn't you have three by now anyway?

[00:19:16] Yes, that is the third.

[00:19:17] Oh, okay.

[00:19:18] I only have two.

[00:19:19] I mean, I should have a third, but really, I have one.

[00:19:22] You have one.

[00:19:23] I've never switched away from you.

[00:19:25] I'm never gonna...

[00:19:27] No, it's fine.

[00:19:28] It's fine.

[00:19:29] They're supposed to be met as, like, versatility if you want to.

[00:19:33] Yeah, if you want to.

[00:19:34] That's what it is.

[00:19:34] Yeah.

[00:19:35] I should find a third.

[00:19:36] I mean, unless we go into, like, World War III, I'm probably not going to.

[00:19:41] But if we do go into World War III, then I'll probably do it.

[00:19:44] I'll probably use my second one because it, I believe, gives me Fireball.

[00:19:50] So you could have had Fireball this entire time.

[00:19:55] This is fine.

[00:19:57] This is fine.

[00:19:58] Mm-hmm.

[00:19:59] It's all fine.

[00:20:00] Nope.

[00:20:02] Just fucking fine.

[00:20:04] Yeah.

[00:20:05] All right.

[00:20:06] So that's basically what you guys have been up to.

[00:20:09] Basically, just, like, gun fondling, call me Kalashnikov, and dealing with our new recruit.

[00:20:16] Yeah.

[00:20:16] Right.

[00:20:18] And the Blue Genie.

[00:20:19] Yeah.

[00:20:20] Oh, yeah.

[00:20:20] Does she, she comes over a couple of times, like, hey, that's what we've been up to last

[00:20:25] couple of weeks, for the last few weeks.

[00:20:27] Like, you haven't been coming home.

[00:20:29] Oh, no, no, no.

[00:20:30] I've been going home.

[00:20:30] Oh, you haven't been coming.

[00:20:31] Every night.

[00:20:31] Oh, okay.

[00:20:32] He's a good gun fondling during the day.

[00:20:34] Yeah.

[00:20:35] I'm pent up.

[00:20:36] He's a good blow genie.

[00:20:38] Wow.

[00:20:39] It's fondling day and night, you see.

[00:20:43] All right.

[00:20:43] Sorry.

[00:20:44] Did you like that?

[00:20:45] Yeah.

[00:20:46] She has stuck to the ceiling at one point.

[00:20:49] God.

[00:20:51] Scary movie.

[00:20:52] You should have asked.

[00:20:54] It's Merit.

[00:20:55] I should not ask.

[00:20:56] Yeah, it was one of them.

[00:20:57] Yeah.

[00:20:58] Yeah.

[00:21:00] God.

[00:21:02] The one thing I will say before we move on to the actual scenario, you're no Crash McCarran.

[00:21:08] Damn.

[00:21:09] And that is not a, like, that is not a line you should try and reach.

[00:21:15] I saw him this week.

[00:21:17] How's he doing?

[00:21:17] Do Crash McCarran?

[00:21:18] Yeah.

[00:21:19] Yeah.

[00:21:19] He's actually doing quite a bit better.

[00:21:23] That's good.

[00:21:23] Yeah.

[00:21:24] Yeah.

[00:21:26] All right.

[00:21:27] So, yeah.

[00:21:29] That's what you guys were doing for the last little while.

[00:21:31] And then Halloween rolls around.

[00:21:33] It's October 31st, 2023 in St. John's.

[00:21:37] And, yeah, your little business gets a call from the local authorities.

[00:21:48] Again.

[00:21:50] It's, I think his name's Phil, was the cop that you guys...

[00:21:54] Phil McCracken?

[00:21:55] No, God, no.

[00:21:56] I was thinking that too, honestly.

[00:21:58] I just didn't want to say it.

[00:21:59] No, Phil Parson.

[00:22:00] No, Phil Parson.

[00:22:01] No.

[00:22:02] Officer Patrick Wallace with the RNC.

[00:22:05] Um, and, uh, he contacts you guys and, uh, he's like, uh, yeah, so, um, we've got a bit

[00:22:11] of a pickle here.

[00:22:12] Um, it's actually pretty, it's not actually really no laughing matter.

[00:22:17] Um, we've lost six, uh, we've gotten, um, uh, some calls, we've got calls in tonight, uh,

[00:22:23] uh, of six disappearances, um, six children have disappeared from their homes.

[00:22:33] And the reason we're contacting you guys, uh, is because, uh, these kids, the, the way these

[00:22:40] kids have disappeared, no breaking and entering, uh, has been, uh, we've had our boys look at

[00:22:45] it, like, we'll go into, like, like, investigate the houses, investigate the families and stuff.

[00:22:49] Um, no, no signs of breaking or any of that.

[00:22:52] Uh, and the, the kids were last seen, uh, either going to the bathroom or going to their rooms

[00:23:00] and after seemingly, like, catching ill.

[00:23:06] And when the parents went to investigate, they found, they opened the doors and found that

[00:23:11] there was just a puddle of puke and chocolate and their clothes.

[00:23:19] Chocolate in all of them, in all the cases?

[00:23:21] Yes.

[00:23:21] It is Halloween.

[00:23:23] Yeah.

[00:23:24] So.

[00:23:25] Is this, what day is it?

[00:23:27] It's October 31st.

[00:23:28] Oh, okay.

[00:23:28] 2020.

[00:23:29] So, yes, Halloween.

[00:23:30] Um, it, uh, in terms of, like, the time, it's about, uh, six o'clock in the evening.

[00:23:35] So the trick-or-treating hasn't really even started.

[00:23:38] Um.

[00:23:40] I was gonna say, yeah.

[00:23:41] But it is particularly strange.

[00:23:42] It's like, they've, yeah.

[00:23:44] So, um, that's why we've contacted you guys.

[00:23:48] Um.

[00:23:50] And, uh, we were wondering if you guys could come on out and maybe have a look around at

[00:23:55] some of the crime scenes and see what you guys, like, see if you can get your extra perception

[00:24:00] or your extra perspective on things.

[00:24:03] Yeah, we could go over there and do some perspective, uh, perception checks for you.

[00:24:07] Yeah, sure.

[00:24:08] Sorry.

[00:24:10] Um.

[00:24:11] Um.

[00:24:13] Yeah.

[00:24:13] So, yeah.

[00:24:14] Jack is like, all right, uh, Walt, you guys, you heard, uh, Officer, uh, McRacken.

[00:24:20] What the fuck is his name?

[00:24:21] I just saw it.

[00:24:21] No.

[00:24:22] Officer Wallace.

[00:24:23] Uh, yeah.

[00:24:24] Um.

[00:24:25] Uh, get, get to it, boys.

[00:24:26] Let's go.

[00:24:26] We've got some kids to, uh, to look at, look into.

[00:24:29] All right.

[00:24:29] See if we can save.

[00:24:30] To the attack helicopter.

[00:24:32] No.

[00:24:33] Hey, look.

[00:24:34] No, that sector is grounded when you're in St. John's.

[00:24:36] This has all happened in St. John's.

[00:24:38] This is all within the city of St. John's.

[00:24:39] We're not taking the hind out to the.

[00:24:42] What do we have for a car now?

[00:24:44] We've got bikes.

[00:24:45] We have three bikes.

[00:24:46] You can board.

[00:24:47] No, we have two bikes.

[00:24:47] Mine blew up.

[00:24:48] I'm running bitch.

[00:24:49] I assume you have replaced that.

[00:24:51] We replaced it with a moped.

[00:24:54] That's fine.

[00:24:55] An e-bike.

[00:24:57] You can, like, you can use Phil's van.

[00:25:00] It's like, Phil's like, hey.

[00:25:02] Thanks, Phil.

[00:25:03] I guess.

[00:25:07] Okay.

[00:25:07] Sorry.

[00:25:08] Just don't blow it up like the one you guys blew up.

[00:25:10] Don't worry.

[00:25:11] I will mend any bullet holes that happen.

[00:25:14] He just, like, flares in and walks away.

[00:25:16] We no mend.

[00:25:17] It's fine.

[00:25:20] Yeah.

[00:25:21] Okay.

[00:25:22] All right.

[00:25:23] I'm going to tell him.

[00:25:24] I need you to give me a favor from SWAT, though.

[00:25:27] Oh.

[00:25:28] Are you talking to Phil or Jack?

[00:25:30] Jack.

[00:25:30] Okay.

[00:25:31] I need some flash grenades.

[00:25:33] Why?

[00:25:36] For flare?

[00:25:38] He just, like, walks to, like, one of the storage rooms

[00:25:40] and comes out here.

[00:25:42] It gives you three.

[00:25:43] Wonderful.

[00:25:46] We have a, we have a barracks.

[00:25:48] Yeah.

[00:25:49] You don't need to, you can just buy that shit.

[00:25:52] I understand, but I didn't think of it before.

[00:25:54] Just now.

[00:25:55] Okay.

[00:25:56] Can I have a pencil?

[00:26:00] Then why aren't you giving your his?

[00:26:03] He goddamn loses them all the time.

[00:26:08] Do you actually have some?

[00:26:09] I got two.

[00:26:10] Oh, he already had some.

[00:26:13] Yes, but I need them.

[00:26:14] Also, don't you guys have, like, five incendiary grenades?

[00:26:17] Like, by phosphorus?

[00:26:18] Yeah.

[00:26:18] We got Wiley Pete's.

[00:26:19] I needed flash grenades specifically.

[00:26:23] Yeah.

[00:26:23] And he gave you three.

[00:26:24] Yes.

[00:26:25] Yeah.

[00:26:25] Wiley Pete's great for saving hostages.

[00:26:30] Spec Ops the line.

[00:26:32] Oh.

[00:26:32] Oh, yeah.

[00:26:33] Pretty much.

[00:26:33] That game was dark.

[00:26:34] It's so dark.

[00:26:35] So dark.

[00:26:36] Great game.

[00:26:37] Yeah.

[00:26:38] I don't know that game.

[00:26:40] It's really, like, it's almost, like, surreal because it's, like, psychological horror of

[00:26:44] war and such.

[00:26:45] Okay.

[00:26:46] Most of the game, you're playing it, and it's just, like, a third-person, like, shooter.

[00:26:51] But, like, shit gets really weird and dark.

[00:26:54] Yeah.

[00:26:54] It's like War Crimes, the game.

[00:26:56] Pretty much.

[00:26:56] Yeah.

[00:26:57] Pretty much, actually.

[00:26:59] Canadian Forces Simulator.

[00:27:01] So, yeah.

[00:27:03] You guys hop in Phil's van.

[00:27:05] It's basically, like, it's kind of similar to your, the Mastery Machine.

[00:27:10] Like, we used to, like, basically get it out with some inlaid armor and stuff like that.

[00:27:15] No machine gun?

[00:27:16] No machine gun.

[00:27:17] Sad.

[00:27:17] That's fine.

[00:27:18] Yeah.

[00:27:18] That just means we won't want to steal it off of them.

[00:27:20] True.

[00:27:21] We can actually give it back to them.

[00:27:24] All right.

[00:27:25] So, you guys, yeah, you have, like, a little dossier of who's, of the property of the families

[00:27:32] that are there.

[00:27:33] There's the Reeves, the Bergs, the Palmers, the Mullins, and the Littles.

[00:27:41] The Bergs specifically lost two kids.

[00:27:44] We'll start there.

[00:27:45] Mm-hmm.

[00:27:47] Okay.

[00:27:47] Okay.

[00:27:49] So, you, yeah, you trek out into the suburbs around St. John's, probably closer to, like,

[00:27:57] the area where your first job was.

[00:27:59] What's our cover for going in?

[00:28:03] Forensics unit.

[00:28:07] Fair?

[00:28:08] Yeah.

[00:28:08] I guess.

[00:28:09] We'll just be covered head to toe in, like, body suits.

[00:28:11] Yep.

[00:28:12] With the blue masks and the white teflon and the face shields.

[00:28:15] Okay.

[00:28:17] I'm going to see shit.

[00:28:18] Yep.

[00:28:19] Yeah.

[00:28:19] Yeah, you get out there.

[00:28:21] You see there's a cop car already out at the property, and there's a couple of people outside.

[00:28:26] It's getting pretty dark.

[00:28:27] It's already starting to get pretty dark, but the sun is starting to set and such.

[00:28:32] The trick-or-treaters are out?

[00:28:33] Yeah, trick-or-treaters are definitely out already.

[00:28:35] Mm-hmm.

[00:28:37] And, yeah, you see, like, there's a woman grieving and, like, a man by the cop basically

[00:28:44] giving a statement.

[00:28:45] So they're, like, talking to the cop and stuff like that as you guys pull in.

[00:28:51] You see a bunch of cats and other trick-or-treaters kind of, like, just roaming around the streets

[00:28:57] around this neighborhood.

[00:28:58] A bunch of cats?

[00:28:59] Yeah.

[00:28:59] Like, yeah, cats.

[00:29:02] Okay.

[00:29:02] There's just a bunch of wild cats roaming around?

[00:29:04] Well, there's just, like, a couple of cats.

[00:29:05] Oh, okay.

[00:29:06] You said a bunch of.

[00:29:07] Yeah.

[00:29:07] I was expecting, like, 50% trick-or-treaters, 50% cats.

[00:29:10] No, no.

[00:29:11] No, there's, like, a group.

[00:29:11] There are, like, there's a fair amount of cats, like, there's, like, three or four.

[00:29:15] Okay.

[00:29:16] Like, just roaming around the streets with trick-or-treaters.

[00:29:19] So.

[00:29:21] That's right.

[00:29:22] Is it odd to anyone?

[00:29:23] Or just me?

[00:29:29] Yeah.

[00:29:30] So you guys park?

[00:29:31] I mean, we fought giant sea serpents.

[00:29:37] Define odd.

[00:29:43] I don't know.

[00:29:44] Something that the normies wouldn't normally see all the time?

[00:29:47] That's every Tuesday for us.

[00:29:49] Yes.

[00:29:50] At least once a month.

[00:29:52] Yes.

[00:29:53] Every mission is odd.

[00:29:57] Yeah.

[00:29:58] But who are we in charge?

[00:29:59] Yeah.

[00:30:00] So you guys are parking, like, off the side of the road.

[00:30:05] And, um.

[00:30:06] Pull right in the driveway.

[00:30:07] Okay.

[00:30:08] Well, you can't because the cop car is actually blocking the parking lot.

[00:30:11] Pulling right behind the cop car.

[00:30:13] Okay.

[00:30:13] We're in a white van, right?

[00:30:14] Yeah.

[00:30:15] It's, yeah.

[00:30:15] It's like an on-descript.

[00:30:16] We get out looking like fucking Brenda's guys.

[00:30:19] We're taking cases in.

[00:30:20] Yeah.

[00:30:21] Yeah.

[00:30:21] There's a moment where it's like, excuse me, what's going on?

[00:30:23] Hang on.

[00:30:25] The woman's like, oh, we call the babies.

[00:30:27] And it's like, yeah, hang on.

[00:30:29] So, excuse me, who are you guys?

[00:30:30] What are you guys doing?

[00:30:36] We're with the Ministry of Natural Resources.

[00:30:38] No.

[00:30:41] You can't use that card.

[00:30:42] That's not going to work here.

[00:30:46] RNC Forensics Unit.

[00:30:48] Right.

[00:30:49] Right.

[00:30:50] We're with the RNC Forensics Unit.

[00:30:53] Oh, oh.

[00:30:53] Oh, all right.

[00:30:54] Yeah, you guys look like you're officials.

[00:30:57] So, yeah.

[00:30:58] All right.

[00:31:00] He steps away from the couple.

[00:31:02] He's like, yeah, so I can lead you over to the scene of the crime or the scene where the kids went missing or last seen, if you wish.

[00:31:12] Please.

[00:31:12] Please.

[00:31:13] Yeah, we got a Ewan and Maria Berg twins.

[00:31:19] They were...

[00:31:22] Parents said that they were...

[00:31:24] They got ill.

[00:31:25] Or they started feeling ill from...

[00:31:28] After eating a bunch of chocolate.

[00:31:33] And...

[00:31:33] Did they say where the chocolate came from?

[00:31:37] I...

[00:31:39] I...

[00:31:39] Okay, that does sound good.

[00:31:40] I can go talk to the cops.

[00:31:42] I can go talk to the family and find out where the chocolates came from.

[00:31:45] That'd be ideal.

[00:31:46] Okay.

[00:31:46] Yeah.

[00:31:46] But, yeah, they were...

[00:31:47] And then the last we're seen in the...

[00:31:50] They both rushed to the bathroom.

[00:31:52] And after about 15 minutes, the parents...

[00:31:55] What came in after they didn't hear anything from the kids and found the mess.

[00:32:01] So, I'll let you guys have a look at that.

[00:32:03] And, yeah, he walks you guys in.

[00:32:05] You go into the...

[00:32:06] Yeah, he takes you inside just to show you where you see the living room.

[00:32:11] And it's just kind of littered with two large backpacks.

[00:32:15] And...

[00:32:16] Or, like, two school bags.

[00:32:18] And, like, there's a bunch of, like, candy wrappers and chocolates kind of on the rug.

[00:32:22] And then you just see some dribblings.

[00:32:26] Or, like, some kind of spillage.

[00:32:28] Like, brown spillage from, like, on the carpet.

[00:32:31] And, like, basically rushing to the hallway bathroom.

[00:32:34] Gross.

[00:32:35] Yeah.

[00:32:35] And then he opens the bathroom.

[00:32:37] There's, like, tape already around it.

[00:32:39] And you push it open and you guys just see this fairly large, spacious bathroom.

[00:32:44] And just two large puddles of...

[00:32:47] Well, it looks like vomit and, like, muddy chocolate kind of, like, paste on the ground.

[00:32:53] In and mixed in with, like, clothing.

[00:32:55] Like, children's clothing.

[00:32:59] No windows?

[00:33:00] No.

[00:33:00] There's, like, a small window.

[00:33:02] Not enough for somebody.

[00:33:03] Like, maybe somebody could get in.

[00:33:05] But it's, like, it's not, like, an open...

[00:33:06] You'd have to, like, smash it to get in.

[00:33:08] To get in.

[00:33:08] Is the vomit and chocolate on the...

[00:33:11] On top of the clothes?

[00:33:12] Or are the clothes on top of the vomit?

[00:33:14] Uh, yes.

[00:33:17] It's mixed in.

[00:33:19] Like, it's in and it's on top and on the...

[00:33:22] And inside the clothing.

[00:33:24] Right.

[00:33:24] And there's, like, a mess of the chocolate in the...

[00:33:28] Like, where it looks like somebody puked into the bathtub and into the toilet.

[00:33:35] Okay.

[00:33:36] That's yucky.

[00:33:37] Yeah.

[00:33:37] Mm-hmm.

[00:33:39] Uh, yeah.

[00:33:39] So I'll go talk to the parents.

[00:33:40] You guys have fun.

[00:33:42] And he, like, slaps one of you guys on the back and just walks in.

[00:33:47] You see on his name tag, it's, like, oh, like, oh, Sullivan.

[00:33:54] All right.

[00:33:56] I hear you say, oh, hello, so much.

[00:33:58] I expected you to say it.

[00:33:59] It just says, oh, hello.

[00:34:00] Hello.

[00:34:03] Originally his name was going to be, like, I was going to say, like, oh, his name's Oliver,

[00:34:06] but, like, you wouldn't see that on, like, a name tag.

[00:34:08] You'd see, like, their last name was predominantly.

[00:34:11] Mm-hmm.

[00:34:11] So.

[00:34:11] Yeah.

[00:34:13] But, yeah.

[00:34:14] Um, so.

[00:34:17] Uh, that's...

[00:34:18] That's where you're at.

[00:34:19] The crime scene.

[00:34:20] Okay.

[00:34:22] So it's kind of looking like these kids are turning just into puke and chocolate or something?

[00:34:28] Because, like, their clothes are still here.

[00:34:32] Because if they were taken by something, one would think it would take them with their clothes.

[00:34:38] Alternatively, it ate them and spit the clothes back out as indigestible.

[00:34:44] Does any of the puke look like it's in, like, a spray pattern that's a different direction from, like, coming in?

[00:34:52] It looks like...

[00:34:53] Let's do some puke pattern.

[00:34:55] They...

[00:34:55] Yeah.

[00:34:56] Whatever.

[00:34:57] Whoever...

[00:34:57] So, like, whoever...

[00:34:58] Somebody was on top of the piles.

[00:35:01] Like, we're situated where the piles are.

[00:35:03] They puked into the tub.

[00:35:05] And one of them puked into the bath, into the toilet.

[00:35:08] And then they were just, like, whoop!

[00:35:11] Because all that's left is, like, in the pile where somebody would have been standing to puke.

[00:35:16] And there's just a pile of vomit and chocolate and their clothes.

[00:35:22] It's a pretty big pile, too.

[00:35:24] It's like three...

[00:35:25] It's like...

[00:35:25] It's like a child worth of puke and chocolate.

[00:35:29] More or less.

[00:35:30] That's what I'm saying.

[00:35:32] It kind of seems like they turned into puke.

[00:35:33] Yeah.

[00:35:34] You want to make an insight roll of that?

[00:35:36] Yeah.

[00:35:36] Or an arcana?

[00:35:37] Sure.

[00:35:43] How old were the kids?

[00:35:45] Were the kids...

[00:35:45] You find out that the kids were nine.

[00:35:47] They were twins.

[00:35:49] Okay.

[00:35:49] The amount of puke and chocolate around, is that more than a stomach would hold of that

[00:35:57] year of a child?

[00:35:58] Because it kind of sounds like it.

[00:35:59] Do you have medicine?

[00:36:01] Or nature?

[00:36:03] No.

[00:36:05] I don't have proficiency in them.

[00:36:07] You can ask...

[00:36:08] I don't know if you guys might have medicine.

[00:36:10] I do.

[00:36:11] What was my roll again, sorry?

[00:36:12] Yours could be arcana or insight.

[00:36:18] The same.

[00:36:20] Total of 12.

[00:36:22] 12?

[00:36:22] Yep.

[00:36:25] I got a 16 on medicine.

[00:36:27] Okay.

[00:36:28] With that, you're looking at it, you ask him, because you're getting like...

[00:36:32] They just turned him up.

[00:36:34] What is this?

[00:36:35] And you ask him...

[00:36:37] John.

[00:36:38] No, so you ask...

[00:36:39] John asks Jacob.

[00:36:43] Like the contents and so on.

[00:36:45] And yes, with your medicine roll.

[00:36:47] Yeah, that's probably that and more.

[00:36:50] Okay.

[00:36:52] Like that's definitely a lot of bile mixed in with the chocolate.

[00:36:56] Based on the smell and the...

[00:36:58] That's yucky.

[00:36:59] Yeah.

[00:37:00] That's a roadie.

[00:37:01] Chris, why do you make things so gross?

[00:37:05] I know.

[00:37:05] It's almost like we're doing the horror scenario on Halloween.

[00:37:08] Yeah.

[00:37:08] Weird, right?

[00:37:10] So, yeah.

[00:37:11] It definitely looks like these kids...

[00:37:13] Did you figure out where the chocolate came from?

[00:37:14] No, no.

[00:37:15] You guys are still in the bath, like around the bathroom, like looking at that.

[00:37:17] So no one's gone to...

[00:37:19] The most we figured out is there was more vomit and chocolate here than would fit inside

[00:37:24] the stomach of any child.

[00:37:26] Yeah.

[00:37:27] And you guys did see, like, there was, like, bags of chocolate and stuff and, like, wrappers

[00:37:31] and stuff like that in the bath, in the living room as you guys walked through the house.

[00:37:35] What do the wrappers say?

[00:37:36] Well, you don't know.

[00:37:37] Go back and go...

[00:37:39] Okay.

[00:37:40] Go back and pick one up and...

[00:37:41] What does it say?

[00:37:42] All right.

[00:37:42] You go to the wrappers and, like, there's a couple of them that are unpackaged and there's

[00:37:45] a couple that are...

[00:37:45] A lot of them, actually, that are unpackaged.

[00:37:47] That are just packaged.

[00:37:48] Are they all the same?

[00:37:49] Yeah, actually, most of them are the same.

[00:37:50] There's a couple, like, lollipops and some, like, rockets and stuff, but most of them

[00:37:53] are these chocolates.

[00:37:55] They're probably about, like, two or three centimeters in size.

[00:38:01] They've got...

[00:38:02] They're kind of shaped like a cat's paw.

[00:38:04] And, in fact, as you pull up some of the wrappers and you look at it and you're just,

[00:38:09] like, you groan because it literally says cat's paw, but it's K-A-T apostrophe S paw.

[00:38:18] Okay.

[00:38:22] Yeah.

[00:38:24] All right.

[00:38:24] I told you there was something weird going on with the cats outside.

[00:38:27] Let's do a quick Google Lens on that and see if anything comes back as an official product.

[00:38:32] Okay.

[00:38:32] Roll me an Investigate.

[00:38:35] I've got an advantage on that.

[00:38:38] As you Googled.

[00:38:41] 14 Investigate.

[00:38:42] 21.

[00:38:44] 21?

[00:38:46] Cat's paws were a chocolate from 1910.

[00:38:50] That were discontinued in 1920.

[00:38:55] So they're really fucking old.

[00:38:58] And you're looking at these chocolates, they look fresh, like they look brand new.

[00:39:03] Fresh with a P-H.

[00:39:04] Nice.

[00:39:05] All right.

[00:39:06] So let's do a little research into what the hell was the deal with that company.

[00:39:11] Why were they discontinued?

[00:39:13] Okay.

[00:39:15] Well, it was a company called O-Sid Chocolatiering.

[00:39:19] They really just have a mom and pa kind of place.

[00:39:21] Funny thing is, it wasn't really in Newfoundland or the New World.

[00:39:27] It was somewhere.

[00:39:27] It was a chocolating company in Dublin.

[00:39:33] Out of character.

[00:39:34] Is this real?

[00:39:34] No.

[00:39:35] Okay.

[00:39:35] I didn't know if you made this company.

[00:39:37] This is fictional.

[00:39:38] Okay.

[00:39:38] I've made it up for the scenario.

[00:39:39] Okay.

[00:39:40] Yeah.

[00:39:42] So I immediately suspect the Serpents of Eden.

[00:39:46] Because this is once again a contaminated product being distributed for evil purposes

[00:39:52] among the population of Newfoundland.

[00:39:55] That's basically their fucking M.O.

[00:39:56] I was about to say, you're just blaming them because you hate them, but you're right.

[00:40:00] But it also fits the M.O.

[00:40:02] You're not wrong, though.

[00:40:02] You're not going to take a really hard drag off my cigarette, through your mask, in your

[00:40:07] face shield.

[00:40:08] It's always the government.

[00:40:15] We own the government.

[00:40:17] Well, you guys.

[00:40:18] The Templar and the Illuminati.

[00:40:20] Most of the dragon.

[00:40:22] Maybe the dragon.

[00:40:24] Regardless, I feel more confident shooting...

[00:40:29] I feel less confident shooting the government than shooting the...

[00:40:34] Cultists.

[00:40:35] Yeah, the cultists.

[00:40:36] Serpent.

[00:40:36] I mean, they could be the same thing.

[00:40:39] They could be.

[00:40:41] They're not worshiping Moloch.

[00:40:43] How do you know?

[00:40:45] The Serpents of Eden.

[00:40:47] There's no owls involved.

[00:40:48] The iconography is all wrong.

[00:40:51] I don't know.

[00:40:53] But it could be a cover.

[00:40:54] I don't know.

[00:40:55] Could be a red flag.

[00:40:56] False flag coverage.

[00:40:57] I mean, a basilisk...

[00:41:01] Is not an owl.

[00:41:02] It's a chicken at one end, and a snake at the other.

[00:41:07] Maybe the iconography on this...

[00:41:09] I think that's a cockatrice.

[00:41:10] It's not a basilisk.

[00:41:11] I think that dated her once.

[00:41:15] So anyways, this investigation...

[00:41:17] Yeah, this investigation of children disappearing.

[00:41:20] The longer we take, the more that children are dying, or being taken even more so.

[00:41:26] So, okay, so I say we...

[00:41:32] At least one of us runs over to another...

[00:41:36] To another family?

[00:41:37] Yeah, another family.

[00:41:38] Just bust the door down real quick.

[00:41:41] See if there's any...

[00:41:42] If there's the same chocolate in, like, surplus, then obviously that's the problem.

[00:41:48] Because this is a one-case scenario right now.

[00:41:50] We don't...

[00:41:50] We need to, like, double up on our facts here.

[00:41:54] Yeah.

[00:41:54] All right.

[00:41:55] Well, as you're about to walk out, you bump into Officer O'Sullivan.

[00:42:00] It's like, oh, yeah, so the parents said that the kids who got all the chocolate and stuff from...

[00:42:05] They went to a Halloween event this afternoon.

[00:42:09] It was up at Signal Hill.

[00:42:12] There was some kind of a...

[00:42:13] Just like a trick-or-treat, like a school event kind of thing going on up there.

[00:42:17] Mm-hmm.

[00:42:18] So, so kind of a little, like, make sure...

[00:42:21] Sort of an impromptu festival sort of thing going up there.

[00:42:23] Who put it on?

[00:42:24] I think it was the Signal Hill, like, Historical Society.

[00:42:29] It's just, like, every year they do it.

[00:42:30] Like, they have, like, a little, like, get-together for, like, the kids to...

[00:42:34] The younger kids to do trick-or-treating safely.

[00:42:37] All right.

[00:42:37] We've got our samples.

[00:42:38] We'll be back in a few minutes.

[00:42:40] All right.

[00:42:41] Yeah, let's go to the next one.

[00:42:42] I wonder if this is Red Herring now.

[00:42:44] Because I wonder if just, like, someone from that, like, Historical Society just, like,

[00:42:49] looked up some old chocolate, and he's, like, a chocolatier himself, and he just made it to look like that.

[00:42:55] But, like, would he print it the actual, like, wrapping, though?

[00:42:59] That seems like...

[00:43:00] The wrapping looks brand new.

[00:43:01] The wrapping looks...

[00:43:01] That's what I'm saying.

[00:43:03] And the chocolate itself is, like, when you peel up some...

[00:43:06] Like, because you have, like, actual samples of, like, untouched stuff.

[00:43:09] It looks like milk chocolate.

[00:43:10] Like, it looks like something that you would see in stores now.

[00:43:15] All right.

[00:43:15] So we're going to take a couple pieces of that just to make sure.

[00:43:18] Yeah.

[00:43:18] I'm going to eat one.

[00:43:20] Don't do it.

[00:43:21] I was going to detect magic one first.

[00:43:23] Detect magic one first.

[00:43:24] You detect magic?

[00:43:26] Yeah.

[00:43:26] Oh, fuck, Bob.

[00:43:28] Oh, fuck.

[00:43:29] That shit is potent with magic.

[00:43:32] And not great magic.

[00:43:33] You're looking at, like, necrotic magic.

[00:43:35] Okay.

[00:43:35] Yeah, don't eat that.

[00:43:38] James will probably be like...

[00:43:40] Going slowly to his head.

[00:43:41] Or to his mouth as, like, my eyes glow.

[00:43:43] It's like, oh, that's magic.

[00:43:45] You don't want to eat that.

[00:43:46] I just can't turn it into a dog if I eat it.

[00:43:48] It's fine.

[00:43:50] I mean, yes, but also...

[00:43:55] Probably shouldn't eat that, though.

[00:43:58] Look, but if it's teleporting...

[00:44:00] Do you mean it?

[00:44:01] ...the kids to wherever this is?

[00:44:05] We don't know it's...

[00:44:06] It's decrotic, not teleportation.

[00:44:07] We don't know it's teleportation.

[00:44:08] It could literally be liquefying their bodies.

[00:44:11] Do eat it to vomit.

[00:44:12] Chocolate puke.

[00:44:13] Aaron?

[00:44:14] Do you eat it?

[00:44:17] I got it unwrapped in my hand.

[00:44:19] I'm just sitting there.

[00:44:20] It smells really good.

[00:44:22] I'm not stopping them.

[00:44:24] I'm just staring right behind me.

[00:44:26] What's the worst that happens?

[00:44:27] I go to Agartha?

[00:44:28] The worst that happens is you're dead forever.

[00:44:30] It was entirely possible that when we died in the back rooms,

[00:44:34] we would never get out.

[00:44:37] No, he reincarnated Agartha as sentient puke pile.

[00:44:42] Yeah, but I could shape change.

[00:44:44] It's fine.

[00:44:44] Dude, you eat it.

[00:44:45] Dude, you eat it.

[00:44:47] Dude, you eat it.

[00:44:49] Dude, you eat it.

[00:44:49] I'm just rolling dice.

[00:44:52] Four or five.

[00:44:54] Don't know what you're talking about.

[00:44:55] You're fine.

[00:44:57] For science, I'm suggesting yeah.

[00:45:01] Okay.

[00:45:02] Okay.

[00:45:02] We kick it back.

[00:45:04] Who's the guy that went into the van?

[00:45:06] Take four temporary constitution damage.

[00:45:13] That's it?

[00:45:14] Yeah.

[00:45:15] Oh.

[00:45:16] As you just like, as soon as it goes into your gut after a few moments,

[00:45:20] he's like, oh, you're fine.

[00:45:21] He's like, oh.

[00:45:22] Oh, God.

[00:45:24] I have to poop.

[00:45:26] Everyone leave.

[00:45:28] Yeah.

[00:45:30] You okay?

[00:45:31] How do you feel?

[00:45:32] How does he feel?

[00:45:35] Not good.

[00:45:36] Feels like the worst gut rod in his life.

[00:45:41] Oh, my hit points went down a lot.

[00:45:44] Weird, right?

[00:45:46] I'm still okay, though.

[00:45:48] Maybe I should eat another.

[00:45:50] Don't you mind.

[00:45:53] Constitution score zero.

[00:45:55] Nope.

[00:45:56] Turns out dude.

[00:45:56] Yeah, constitution score going down.

[00:45:58] Yeah.

[00:45:59] I guess there's really no sense in eating more because that's all that did.

[00:46:03] Okay.

[00:46:04] So we have determined that this is definitely the problem.

[00:46:07] And we should go find the source.

[00:46:11] I suppose.

[00:46:12] I suppose.

[00:46:13] Yeah.

[00:46:13] So up to the event location at least?

[00:46:17] Yeah.

[00:46:18] Or at least someone who knows who put the event on?

[00:46:22] Yeah.

[00:46:24] We'll go up to Signal Hill first and see if anybody's still there.

[00:46:29] And then if not, we'll do some searching for the Signal Hill Historical Society and track

[00:46:34] back that way.

[00:46:35] Yeah, because it can't be that much...

[00:46:37] It couldn't have been that long ago that this actually happened.

[00:46:39] They could still be putting all their stuff away for all we know up there.

[00:46:45] All right.

[00:46:47] Yeah, so heading over to basically across St. John's to...

[00:46:52] You know, this would be a lot faster with a helicopter.

[00:46:55] You're really working.

[00:46:56] Yeah.

[00:46:56] I gotta cast Mage Armor and summon helicopter.

[00:47:00] No.

[00:47:02] Can I summon helicopter?

[00:47:03] No.

[00:47:03] Okay.

[00:47:04] Just wanted to make sure.

[00:47:05] I still have my flare gun from last time.

[00:47:09] Oh, you didn't show them.

[00:47:10] You should be in the van.

[00:47:12] Oh, God!

[00:47:21] Also, Merit, or Marcel, you're checking that Osid chocolate place, or chocolate thing.

[00:47:31] So the Osids were a chocolatier thing.

[00:47:33] You get a...

[00:47:33] You're checking, like, online and some of that, and you do get a name, apparently affiliated,

[00:47:39] like an affiliate, kind of sort of like a link, or like a connection to the Osid chocolatiering.

[00:47:45] Apparently the daughter of the Osid, like, the guy who ran the Osid chocolatiering and

[00:47:51] some of that, was one Catherine Osid, who was a, at least in the 1910s, was a very prominent

[00:47:58] tapdancing starlet.

[00:48:03] Who vanished.

[00:48:04] So we're doing the Lindbergh baby meets Shirley Temple meets Willy Wonka meets fucking Cthulhu.

[00:48:15] I don't know.

[00:48:16] What the fuck are we doing here?

[00:48:17] This is Chris.

[00:48:18] This is always something plus Cthulhu.

[00:48:21] How fucking...

[00:48:22] Okay, that's fair.

[00:48:23] That's real fair.

[00:48:26] All woads lead to tentacles.

[00:48:29] I mean...

[00:48:30] Or plant creatures.

[00:48:32] Plant tentacles.

[00:48:33] Wow, I feel...

[00:48:34] Lovecraft never do plant-based.

[00:48:36] Shub Niggurath, the black good in the woods for the Thousand Young is very plant-based.

[00:48:39] Okay, so it's still Lovecraft.

[00:48:40] I believe you mispronounced it.

[00:48:42] Don't even...

[00:48:43] It's Shrub Niggurath.

[00:48:45] Yeah.

[00:48:48] Oh, God.

[00:48:50] Do you want to make another research role on Catherine?

[00:48:55] Sure.

[00:48:56] Catherine, the Dissetarian Starlet.

[00:48:58] Thank you.

[00:49:00] That's not good.

[00:49:00] That's a 14.

[00:49:02] Okay, yeah.

[00:49:02] You find out that...

[00:49:05] Yeah, in the 1910s, she was a starlet in Dublin and in London.

[00:49:09] But she disappeared after some kind of a scandal.

[00:49:14] And, like, has not...

[00:49:15] Never showed up again after, like, in show business around, like, the United Kingdom at all.

[00:49:21] She wound up pregnant?

[00:49:22] Hmm?

[00:49:23] She wound up pregnant.

[00:49:25] Hmm.

[00:49:28] But, um...

[00:49:29] All right, yeah, you guys actually have to stop as you guys get to the Signal Hill Road.

[00:49:33] Because there are authorities blocking the road.

[00:49:36] And there's a bunch of cars and, uh...

[00:49:39] Some, uh...

[00:49:40] Actually, a fairly large group of people.

[00:49:44] Um...

[00:49:44] In and around, uh...

[00:49:46] The, uh...

[00:49:47] The...

[00:49:47] Like, a perimeter that's been set up by the police.

[00:49:50] Because there's this incredibly dense fog bank.

[00:49:54] Um...

[00:49:54] Kind of block...

[00:49:55] Kind of just, like, blocking the way up to...

[00:49:57] Meet Stephen King's The Mist.

[00:50:00] Or The Fog.

[00:50:01] The Mist is full of tentacles.

[00:50:05] Um...

[00:50:05] And, uh, yeah, the authorities are, like...

[00:50:07] They're getting statements from a bunch of, like, very panic-looking people.

[00:50:11] Uh...

[00:50:11] On the road going up to the...

[00:50:13] Up to Signal Hill.

[00:50:14] And, um...

[00:50:15] And you can't see Signal Hill or any of the lights from Signal Hill because of this dense fog bank that's, uh...

[00:50:20] That's rolled in.

[00:50:22] Um...

[00:50:23] So...

[00:50:23] You guys getting out of the car to look into that, or...?

[00:50:28] Yeah.

[00:50:29] Yeah.

[00:50:30] I'm gonna put on my gas mask.

[00:50:33] Okay.

[00:50:34] Because I don't know what's going on.

[00:50:36] It could be airborne.

[00:50:38] Okay.

[00:50:38] As you're walking out, uh...

[00:50:39] I don't know.

[00:50:39] You do see, um...

[00:50:41] Uh...

[00:50:41] Um...

[00:50:41] Um...

[00:50:41] Um...

[00:50:42] Um...

[00:50:43] Um...

[00:50:43] Um...

[00:50:43] Um...

[00:50:43] Um...

[00:50:44] Um...

[00:50:44] I told you.

[00:50:47] I told both of you.

[00:50:49] The cats are weird.

[00:50:51] Do you want to detect magic on the cat?

[00:50:53] I still have detect magic going.

[00:50:54] It goes for ten minutes.

[00:50:55] Oh, God.

[00:50:55] Okay.

[00:50:55] You're just like, ah!

[00:50:56] Ah!

[00:50:57] Can't...

[00:50:58] Can't look.

[00:50:58] It's like staring at the sun.

[00:50:59] The fog.

[00:51:00] The fog is all just magic?

[00:51:01] It's just...

[00:51:02] There's something fucked up with that fog.

[00:51:04] Okay.

[00:51:05] Um...

[00:51:05] And as you guys are approaching, uh...

[00:51:07] You see, like, um...

[00:51:08] Are we...

[00:51:09] Is the fog just around Signal Hill?

[00:51:11] Like, the building or wherever...

[00:51:12] So, so here's the thing.

[00:51:13] Signal Hill is a hole...

[00:51:14] Is like...

[00:51:15] Come over here.

[00:51:16] I'll show you.

[00:51:17] Wait.

[00:51:18] It's just a fog.

[00:51:20] So, sunlight can burn it off.

[00:51:22] I'm gonna cast...

[00:51:22] Flare.

[00:51:23] No, wait.

[00:51:24] Solar flare!

[00:51:27] Yeah?

[00:51:27] Yeah?

[00:51:28] Yeah?

[00:51:29] No?

[00:51:31] So...

[00:51:31] Uh...

[00:51:32] Basically...

[00:51:33] The guy who broke a dragon ball.

[00:51:34] Yeah, he died.

[00:51:35] That's Signal Hill.

[00:51:36] Like, that's the...

[00:51:37] It's a giant...

[00:51:38] It's a...

[00:51:38] A large mountain...

[00:51:39] A large hill that goes up...

[00:51:41] A giant seas fire when it comes up to the ocean.

[00:51:43] And then there's like a giant tower.

[00:51:44] Really?

[00:51:45] You guys are stuck...

[00:51:47] Down here.

[00:51:49] Oh, that's how far away the fog is.

[00:51:50] And the fog goes right over Dead Man's Pond and George Pond.

[00:51:53] That's a lot of fog.

[00:51:54] Basically, that whole...

[00:51:55] That whole...

[00:51:56] That whole section of, um...

[00:51:58] Of the...

[00:51:58] Of the Narrows that goes into St. John's...

[00:52:00] Is just encompassed with fog.

[00:52:02] Which is not out of the ordinary for St. John's.

[00:52:04] That happens a lot.

[00:52:05] Still, it's a town's worth of fog.

[00:52:07] Basically, yeah.

[00:52:08] It's an entire town's worth of fog that just...

[00:52:10] Enveloped the...

[00:52:11] The hill that...

[00:52:12] The Signal Hill and the escarpment in Coastline.

[00:52:16] Okay.

[00:52:17] So, we should just ask the police officer that's there to let us through.

[00:52:23] Okay.

[00:52:23] You will let us through.

[00:52:25] Well, as you're approaching, you hear it's like...

[00:52:27] It's like, I tell you, some weird mass psychos came at us.

[00:52:30] We barely got out of the...

[00:52:32] We barely found our way back down here alive.

[00:52:34] Like, these guys with like...

[00:52:35] They gotta...

[00:52:36] They had to have like...

[00:52:37] Be some weird psychos or weird weirdos or something like that.

[00:52:40] And it's like...

[00:52:41] Weird weirdos.

[00:52:42] Yeah.

[00:52:43] It's like, now calm down.

[00:52:44] Calm down.

[00:52:45] It's like...

[00:52:45] They took...

[00:52:46] They took...

[00:52:46] They took...

[00:52:47] And like, why aren't you guys worried about this?

[00:52:49] Like, you sent two of your guys over there.

[00:52:51] They haven't...

[00:52:51] They haven't come back out.

[00:52:52] It's like, I'm sure they're fine.

[00:52:53] They're just doing a thorough search and stuff like that.

[00:52:56] Antifa?

[00:52:57] They're dead.

[00:52:58] We would have heard of them if not.

[00:52:59] Did they bring your frying pan?

[00:53:01] No.

[00:53:03] And then...

[00:53:04] Then you hear, it's like...

[00:53:05] This is utterly ridiculous.

[00:53:07] Like, are...

[00:53:08] We have kids that have gone missing after they had chocolate from Cat's...

[00:53:12] From Cat's Cradle up there.

[00:53:13] We're going to see to the bottom of this.

[00:53:15] This is bullshit.

[00:53:16] And you see a couple of people, disgruntled and like angry, like Karen-like folk,

[00:53:22] begin just like barging past the one or two cops that are there

[00:53:25] and just barge...

[00:53:27] Walking into the mist.

[00:53:28] Or heading for the mist.

[00:53:29] So.

[00:53:30] Alright.

[00:53:31] So let's take this van, drive into the mist, we'll get up.

[00:53:34] You can't.

[00:53:35] Literally, they've blockaded the road.

[00:53:37] Yeah, we're going to pull up to it first, show them our credentials.

[00:53:41] I'm sorry, we've...

[00:53:42] You can't go past there right now, sir.

[00:53:45] We're investigating this, like, potential outbreak that's going on.

[00:53:50] We're here to take samples.

[00:53:51] Well, it's unsafe to bring a car.

[00:53:53] You'll have to walk up.

[00:53:55] We're all...

[00:53:56] I'm wearing a gas mask, sir.

[00:53:57] I'm more safe than you are.

[00:53:59] Okay, then you can walk out.

[00:54:01] We're not...

[00:54:02] We're...

[00:54:03] It's...

[00:54:03] The car isn't going to contract anything.

[00:54:06] We're not letting you through with the car.

[00:54:08] Why not?

[00:54:10] Because...

[00:54:11] It's not as harrowing.

[00:54:13] It's not because of, like...

[00:54:15] It's not because we're afraid the car's going to contract something.

[00:54:18] It's driving.

[00:54:19] That fog is super dense.

[00:54:22] We can't, like...

[00:54:22] We've barely been able to, like...

[00:54:24] You can't see anything, like, five feet into it.

[00:54:28] Oh, fuck, bud.

[00:54:30] Let me tell you.

[00:54:31] This car here, fucking state-of-the-art.

[00:54:34] Full sonar system.

[00:54:35] We can see in the dark.

[00:54:37] We can see through the fog.

[00:54:39] We can see...

[00:54:40] No...

[00:54:40] It doesn't matter.

[00:54:41] We're all good here, bud.

[00:54:43] How are you?

[00:54:44] You do the very best that the Newfoundland Constabulary has to offer.

[00:54:51] This is a prototype machine here.

[00:54:54] As he, like, hits on the side of it.

[00:54:57] No, he's leaning...

[00:54:59] The bumper falls off.

[00:55:03] Imagine he's, like, leaning out the open door...

[00:55:05] Open window.

[00:55:06] He's, like, patting on the side of the door.

[00:55:07] So, what is his wisdom modifier?

[00:55:10] It's going to be, like, a 14.

[00:55:11] Oh, a modifier.

[00:55:12] Sorry, a 2.

[00:55:13] I haven't scored.

[00:55:14] So, like, a 2.

[00:55:15] Yeah.

[00:55:15] Okay.

[00:55:15] So, I have to beat a 10.

[00:55:17] Yeah.

[00:55:17] Which, I rolled a 7.

[00:55:18] And I'm pretty sure that means I do it.

[00:55:24] I'm obviously full of shit here.

[00:55:26] So...

[00:55:26] Well, you did just eat that chocolate.

[00:55:29] So, you might be.

[00:55:31] So, I get to add 9 to my 7.

[00:55:32] So, that's a 16.

[00:55:34] Okay.

[00:55:35] Do that up.

[00:55:35] Up.

[00:55:37] All right.

[00:55:37] You know what?

[00:55:38] Fuck it.

[00:55:38] Like, we'll move...

[00:55:39] And then, actually, a couple of the Karens that didn't go into the Misty, I was like,

[00:55:42] Well, hang on.

[00:55:43] If you're going there, we want to come with you.

[00:55:45] Because, like, we need to see the assholes that are up there that were selling our kids

[00:55:49] poison chocolate.

[00:55:51] This is bullshit.

[00:55:52] What do you think we're...

[00:55:53] Fuck, lady.

[00:55:54] We're out for a rip.

[00:55:55] We can't be taking you with us.

[00:55:57] Ah, typical asshole.

[00:55:58] They just start storming into the Mist.

[00:56:00] All right.

[00:56:01] Just shoot her real quick.

[00:56:02] Okay.

[00:56:03] No, they're gone.

[00:56:04] No.

[00:56:06] Actually, I need you to roll with me a Constitution save.

[00:56:10] Constitution save?

[00:56:11] Yeah.

[00:56:12] Should we be telling someone to, like, hold a town meeting to, like, get everyone to not

[00:56:17] eat the chocolate?

[00:56:18] Town meeting!

[00:56:18] Eee!

[00:56:19] And I've already got damaged in my Constitution.

[00:56:22] So that's going to be a five.

[00:56:26] Lose more...

[00:56:27] Another five.

[00:56:28] Really?

[00:56:29] Yep.

[00:56:30] As that chocolate is burning through your system.

[00:56:33] And it's just like, oh, like...

[00:56:35] Oh, yeah.

[00:56:36] What's your cursor Constitution right now?

[00:56:39] Five.

[00:56:40] Okay, so, um, you guys, like, look at him.

[00:56:42] Is he looking kind of saggy?

[00:56:45] Do you get a good berry on you, by chance?

[00:56:47] And you're, like...

[00:56:47] You're, like...

[00:56:48] You feel really ill.

[00:56:49] You're starting to feel like...

[00:56:49] Like, you're feeling, like, the worst hangover, and, like, you need to...

[00:56:53] Like, you need to...

[00:56:54] Like...

[00:56:55] Like, you need to throw up something.

[00:56:57] I'm going to make some good berries.

[00:56:59] Okay.

[00:57:00] And I'm going to eat one.

[00:57:01] Um, you go to grab...

[00:57:03] You go to, like, put it in your hand, and you start noticing your hands just, like,

[00:57:06] kind of drooping.

[00:57:07] I told you!

[00:57:08] I told you!

[00:57:10] I warned you!

[00:57:11] Um, like, in your...

[00:57:12] Because I've seen you're in gloves, like, in, like, gloves and all that kind of stuff.

[00:57:15] Yeah.

[00:57:15] Yeah, you see, like, this liquid start, like, pooling out of your glove, like, through the

[00:57:19] seams.

[00:57:21] Okay, you guys might want these.

[00:57:22] And I give you four, and you four.

[00:57:25] Okay.

[00:57:25] Like, he's, like, certainly, like, muffled.

[00:57:27] Like, his voice is starting to get muffled as well, and, like, slurpy.

[00:57:30] Cure wounds?

[00:57:33] Did that work on Constitution?

[00:57:35] Restoration.

[00:57:35] Yeah, it's a restoration.

[00:57:37] If I can fix the hand.

[00:57:39] No.

[00:57:43] But...

[00:57:43] It's okay.

[00:57:45] Next time I'm rolling a cleric.

[00:57:47] Are there any spills that fix...

[00:57:48] Restoration.

[00:57:49] Less restoration.

[00:57:50] Oh, okay.

[00:57:51] Yeah.

[00:57:51] And greater restoration.

[00:57:53] Yeah.

[00:57:53] And restoration.

[00:57:54] Yeah, you start feeling...

[00:57:56] As you start walking, you start, like, hearing, like, a swashing sound in your shoes.

[00:58:00] And, like, you start, like, feeling, like, really, like, you're walking through a miasma.

[00:58:07] Okay.

[00:58:07] It gets really hard to start, like, walking around.

[00:58:11] All right.

[00:58:12] All right.

[00:58:12] Well, uh...

[00:58:14] Are you becoming Petonius at this point?

[00:58:16] You're completely covered head to toe, and you're becoming filled with just goop inside.

[00:58:22] It's the birth of Petonius.

[00:58:24] In the secret world, yeah.

[00:58:25] Yeah.

[00:58:27] Um...

[00:58:27] Yeah, you still drive...

[00:58:28] Like, the cops, like, eventually, like, they move the blockade, much to the protest of the people and stuff like that.

[00:58:35] Mm-hmm.

[00:58:36] You see a couple of the guys, like, there's a couple of guys, like, dressed up in costumes,

[00:58:39] and, like, you see, like, a couple of people have shirts of, like, Signal Hill Haunted Hike.

[00:58:43] So, it seems like this was, like, a haunted, like, one of those, like, touristy, like, walks where they...

[00:58:51] Somebody, like, guides them through, like, an area and, like, tells them, like, scary stories about the area.

[00:58:55] Okay.

[00:58:56] But, yeah, they're, like, kind of looking...

[00:58:59] There's some shouting from the cops.

[00:59:00] The cops are letting you guys pass with your car and such.

[00:59:03] Okay.

[00:59:04] You're not driving, are you?

[00:59:06] God, no.

[00:59:07] Okay.

[00:59:07] He's just, like...

[00:59:09] He literally just, like, slouches into the seats.

[00:59:11] Melting into the seats.

[00:59:11] He's slowly becoming one with the seat.

[00:59:14] You gonna be okay over there?

[00:59:17] How do you feel as I flip open a notebook?

[00:59:21] A little sick, you know.

[00:59:23] A little bit?

[00:59:24] A little under the weather.

[00:59:25] Mm-hmm.

[00:59:26] Looks like you're losing some poundage.

[00:59:30] Yeah, yeah, well, you know.

[00:59:31] It's leaking out of you.

[00:59:33] Yeah, there's definitely...

[00:59:34] On a scale of 1 to 14, I feel like I'm about a 5.

[00:59:38] Mm-hmm.

[00:59:38] Does anybody have, like, a gas mask on, or do you...

[00:59:41] Well, I'm getting out.

[00:59:42] Okay, so you guys can't smell anything I said from the mask, so...

[00:59:45] Yeah.

[00:59:45] Yeah.

[00:59:46] I will say you.

[00:59:47] You smell a very rich chocolate.

[00:59:50] Like, smell.

[00:59:51] I'm being turned to chocolate.

[00:59:54] Yeah.

[00:59:54] And you feel awful.

[00:59:55] It feels like your gut is just, like, constantly, like, moving around and sloshing, and you just

[01:00:00] want to, like...

[01:00:01] You keep, like, having to, like, try and stop yourself from throwing up.

[01:00:05] Okay.

[01:00:08] Was it Boo, the Dragon Ball character that turned people into chocolate?

[01:00:11] It was, yeah.

[01:00:12] Yeah.

[01:00:13] Another Dragon Ball reference.

[01:00:14] Yeah.

[01:00:15] R.I.P.

[01:00:16] Kira Toriyama.

[01:00:17] Mm-hmm.

[01:00:18] Now that we've dated this podcast.

[01:00:20] Yeah, yeah, a little bit.

[01:00:22] All right, so you guys are...

[01:00:23] No, no, no.

[01:00:23] We'll be mourning him for years.

[01:00:25] Yeah, that's true.

[01:00:26] It could be...

[01:00:26] It's never been...

[01:00:26] That is true.

[01:00:27] Did you know that the Mexican cartels did a ceasefire today?

[01:00:31] Yeah, I tell you...

[01:00:32] In honor of the Curatorial.

[01:00:33] Really?

[01:00:34] Yeah.

[01:00:35] Wow.

[01:00:35] It's like...

[01:00:36] Yeah, because Mexicans love Dragon Ball Z.

[01:00:39] Love it.

[01:00:40] Hmm.

[01:00:40] Anytime new Dragon Ball Z comes out, cartel violence drops significantly.

[01:00:45] Wow.

[01:00:47] That's funny.

[01:00:48] All right, so you guys are traveling up to Signal Hill, like, using the road, basically.

[01:00:53] You get...

[01:00:54] Roll...

[01:00:54] Somebody roll drive, or a pilot ground craft, or whatever it is in this game.

[01:01:00] There's no...

[01:01:01] There's no...

[01:01:02] Is there not, like, a ride for...

[01:01:03] No, no.

[01:01:04] There is.

[01:01:05] There is.

[01:01:05] You have proficiency in it.

[01:01:06] You have proficiency in operating ground vehicles.

[01:01:09] Yes.

[01:01:09] But you're taking disadvantage, because...

[01:01:11] Well, my roll is what?

[01:01:13] What's my modifier?

[01:01:14] Your modifier is based on what he tells you it is.

[01:01:17] It'll be a modifier.

[01:01:18] It'll be dex plus...

[01:01:20] If you have a proficiency, so your proficiency bonus.

[01:01:23] Well, I mean, it could be dex, or in this case, it could be wisdom, because it's...

[01:01:28] The problem is vision.

[01:01:30] Yeah, okay, that's true.

[01:01:31] Yeah, so wisdom, but you're also taking disadvantage, because it's a foggy...

[01:01:35] It's like...

[01:01:36] This is pea soup.

[01:01:38] Okay.

[01:01:39] Like, denser than pea soup.

[01:01:40] You're practically, like...

[01:01:41] The car's practically fighting to push through it.

[01:01:44] Oh, so...

[01:01:46] Really?

[01:01:47] The fog is giving resistance to the vehicle.

[01:01:49] No, that's how thick it is.

[01:01:51] I'm being descriptive.

[01:01:52] Okay, I was...

[01:01:53] It could have actually...

[01:01:55] That's true, yeah.

[01:01:55] You're right.

[01:01:56] Yeah, no, it's literally like...

[01:01:58] It's just like you can't see inches away from the car.

[01:02:03] You're just like crawling, like...

[01:02:05] Which is really bad.

[01:02:06] We're going about the speed we would be going if we were walking.

[01:02:08] You actually have to rely a little bit on your GPS, and even that's starting to kind

[01:02:11] of be wonky.

[01:02:12] Like, it's saying you're in the ocean right now, and suddenly you're back on the road,

[01:02:14] and, like, it's being...

[01:02:16] The reception on your GPS is really being really weird on...

[01:02:19] And, like, so...

[01:02:20] And this road is not a straight line.

[01:02:22] It is curvy.

[01:02:23] So you're...

[01:02:24] Yeah.

[01:02:24] I'm wondering if the vehicle is the best choice at this point.

[01:02:27] Well, we're in the mist now.

[01:02:29] We can disembark safely.

[01:02:31] We're giving ourselves away as being tactical unit.

[01:02:34] Yes.

[01:02:35] The problem I'm seeing now is, Jacob, can you walk?

[01:02:41] You're fine, guys.

[01:02:42] We're on the Constitution.

[01:02:43] Safe.

[01:02:45] I'm sorry, ass.

[01:02:47] As you guys take a stop and, like, a little bit into the mist.

[01:02:52] I wish there was something I could do to help them.

[01:02:55] There is.

[01:02:56] Is there?

[01:02:57] Yeah.

[01:02:58] No.

[01:02:59] I don't think you have to do anything for me.

[01:03:01] That's a natural 20.

[01:03:03] Okay.

[01:03:05] Um...

[01:03:05] Get four back.

[01:03:07] Um, but you...

[01:03:08] That's...

[01:03:09] Lost five last time when you failed just a little bit.

[01:03:11] But this time...

[01:03:13] You have four back.

[01:03:14] And you're not going to be able...

[01:03:15] You're not going to incur any more Constitutional States moving forward.

[01:03:18] Oh.

[01:03:19] Look at that.

[01:03:20] Yeah.

[01:03:21] So now you're...

[01:03:22] You're stuck being fucked.

[01:03:23] No, no.

[01:03:24] He shat his pants.

[01:03:26] Oh, God.

[01:03:28] Yeah.

[01:03:28] He is purged with chocolate.

[01:03:29] Yeah.

[01:03:29] You just hear...

[01:03:30] You're just like...

[01:03:30] Yeah.

[01:03:31] As soon as you get out, I'm like, hang on.

[01:03:32] Let me get up.

[01:03:33] I have to sit back down.

[01:03:34] I have to poop.

[01:03:36] No!

[01:03:37] Oh, good thing we're about to get out anyways.

[01:03:40] Yeah.

[01:03:40] We're going to return Buddy's van.

[01:03:42] Smelling like puking shit.

[01:03:44] Like puking chocolate.

[01:03:45] No, no.

[01:03:45] Shit and chocolate.

[01:03:48] 21.

[01:03:49] For what?

[01:03:50] Wisdom driving.

[01:03:51] Oh, no.

[01:03:52] We're not doing driving anymore.

[01:03:53] Yeah.

[01:03:53] Fuck.

[01:03:53] I wasted those two good rolls.

[01:03:55] What do you have in survival?

[01:03:56] Because you're going to need survival to move forward.

[01:03:58] Or...

[01:03:58] Actually, I'll say...

[01:03:59] Right now, you can either do survival...

[01:04:01] You can use that roll for survival or perception.

[01:04:05] Okay.

[01:04:07] Um...

[01:04:10] Perception...

[01:04:11] Wait.

[01:04:11] No, I actually...

[01:04:12] Are we in a forest?

[01:04:14] Technically?

[01:04:15] It's basically...

[01:04:16] It's pretty open.

[01:04:17] It's like fields and some trees.

[01:04:19] But not like...

[01:04:20] Nothing.

[01:04:20] There's no trees nearby.

[01:04:21] Okay.

[01:04:22] It's a park.

[01:04:22] Yeah.

[01:04:23] A park is a forest.

[01:04:25] I'll show you the...

[01:04:26] It looks...

[01:04:26] I can even choose a street view of where you're going.

[01:04:28] Well, I'm asking specifically because I have a...

[01:04:32] What the hell is that?

[01:04:34] A...

[01:04:36] It should be here.

[01:04:37] There's...

[01:04:38] Yeah, no.

[01:04:38] It's basically like...

[01:04:39] It's a hillside.

[01:04:40] And there's like some trees down on the bottom.

[01:04:42] But most of it is like clear and like busy and open...

[01:04:45] Like park fields.

[01:04:47] Okay.

[01:04:47] Like public park fields.

[01:04:48] Okay, fine.

[01:04:49] So perception.

[01:04:50] Yeah.

[01:04:52] Am I doing an advantage, disadvantage?

[01:04:54] Uh, just regular.

[01:04:54] Okay, so I have to re-roll these then.

[01:04:57] Okay, sorry.

[01:04:58] That's fine.

[01:04:58] If there was that advantage or disadvantage, I would just use those.

[01:05:01] Yeah.

[01:05:02] But...

[01:05:02] Actually, any of you...

[01:05:03] All you guys could roll perception as well.

[01:05:05] To hear something.

[01:05:08] 17?

[01:05:10] Is that good enough?

[01:05:12] Uh, might.

[01:05:14] 22.

[01:05:15] 22?

[01:05:16] Okay.

[01:05:18] Jacob?

[01:05:20] Sorry.

[01:05:21] What's this little cupcake thing?

[01:05:30] Uh, it's...

[01:05:31] It's basically a...

[01:05:34] Sorry, what roll is this?

[01:05:35] Perception?

[01:05:35] Perception.

[01:05:36] By a butter turn.

[01:05:37] Delicious.

[01:05:39] Interesting.

[01:05:40] Interesting.

[01:05:41] That's good.

[01:05:42] That's a dirty 20, but I do it at an advantage.

[01:05:46] So it's a dirty 20.

[01:05:48] Okay.

[01:05:50] You guys all hear off in the distance,

[01:05:53] um,

[01:05:54] muted,

[01:05:55] uh,

[01:05:56] screams that are cut short.

[01:05:58] And...

[01:05:59] Can we tell which direction it's from?

[01:06:00] Coming up,

[01:06:01] uh,

[01:06:01] up the hill.

[01:06:02] You guys are definitely on an incline at this point,

[01:06:05] uh,

[01:06:05] on the road.

[01:06:06] And let's say it was going up ahead.

[01:06:07] you though,

[01:06:08] Marcel,

[01:06:08] also hear something

[01:06:09] that sounds...

[01:06:12] sounds vaguely like a jungle cat.

[01:06:15] Like,

[01:06:15] it's a way...

[01:06:16] It's a little bit quieter than the muffled screaming.

[01:06:19] Can anybody else hear jungle cat?

[01:06:22] Welcome to the jungle!

[01:06:26] Not a death leopard.

[01:06:28] Guns and willows.

[01:06:31] Same thing.

[01:06:34] Bam.

[01:06:35] So that's what you hear as you're...

[01:06:36] as you disembark out of the truck.

[01:06:39] And look off into the dense fog that you...

[01:06:41] you can't see, like...

[01:06:43] You can see the rope at your feet,

[01:06:45] and like a few inches ahead.

[01:06:46] And that's basically the fog.

[01:06:48] There's not even, like, light.

[01:06:49] This fog.

[01:06:50] Are we doing tie-offs for the future?

[01:06:54] Best butt.

[01:06:55] Yeah.

[01:06:56] So we got the rope out of the pack,

[01:06:57] and...

[01:06:58] tie waist to waist to waist.

[01:07:00] I'm in front.

[01:07:01] He's in the middle.

[01:07:02] And Magus is bringing up the back.

[01:07:04] Okay.

[01:07:05] No, wait.

[01:07:05] We should put him in the middle.

[01:07:07] Because he's weak as fuck.

[01:07:08] Yeah.

[01:07:09] Yeah.

[01:07:09] Alright, so whoever's going...

[01:07:10] whoever's leading the charge, basically,

[01:07:12] needs to roll me a survival check.

[01:07:14] Yo.

[01:07:15] To navigate.

[01:07:15] Oh, that's a bad one.

[01:07:19] I rolled a...

[01:07:22] three.

[01:07:24] Three?

[01:07:24] Three.

[01:07:25] Alright.

[01:07:26] Everyone, roll me a deck save.

[01:07:29] As, like, after a few moments of, like,

[01:07:32] wandering through the mist,

[01:07:32] you're, like, not sure if you're on the road

[01:07:34] or if you're on the grass.

[01:07:35] Like, 19.

[01:07:36] Yeah.

[01:07:37] 19?

[01:07:37] Okay.

[01:07:39] A deck save?

[01:07:40] Yeah.

[01:07:43] 30, 20.

[01:07:44] 30, 20.

[01:07:46] Uh, that is...

[01:07:49] 11.

[01:07:53] Okay.

[01:07:53] That's all.

[01:07:54] Where are you in the line, John?

[01:07:57] I'm at the back.

[01:07:58] Okay.

[01:08:00] Um...

[01:08:02] So, first thing happens...

[01:08:06] Uh...

[01:08:07] Something...

[01:08:08] Something out of the mist just, like,

[01:08:09] comes out like a shadow

[01:08:11] and claws at you.

[01:08:14] You got some...

[01:08:15] Um...

[01:08:16] How long has it been

[01:08:17] since I cast, uh,

[01:08:18] Detect Magic?

[01:08:20] Uh...

[01:08:21] Probably...

[01:08:21] It's been over 10 minutes, yes or no?

[01:08:22] Probably...

[01:08:22] Probably just about 10 minutes now.

[01:08:24] Okay.

[01:08:24] Regardless,

[01:08:25] with the amount of fog here,

[01:08:26] I wouldn't be able to see anything

[01:08:27] through Detect Magic anyways.

[01:08:27] It was basically, like,

[01:08:28] Magi Static, basically.

[01:08:29] So, yeah.

[01:08:29] I probably would have shut that off

[01:08:30] at this point anyways.

[01:08:31] Yeah.

[01:08:32] Um...

[01:08:32] You take...

[01:08:34] Uh...

[01:08:34] Eight clawing damage.

[01:08:36] Me?

[01:08:36] Yeah.

[01:08:37] From something that just kind of

[01:08:38] comes, like,

[01:08:40] barreling...

[01:08:40] Like, kind of...

[01:08:41] Not barreling,

[01:08:41] but it comes, like...

[01:08:42] It leaps out of the mist

[01:08:43] like a shadow

[01:08:44] and claws at you

[01:08:45] and also cuts the rope

[01:08:46] in the process.

[01:08:48] Oh shit.

[01:08:49] Something just attacked me.

[01:08:50] I'm gonna...

[01:08:51] It was big.

[01:08:52] It was, like,

[01:08:52] bigger than a guy.

[01:08:53] Like, bigger than a man.

[01:08:54] Okay.

[01:08:56] Uh...

[01:08:57] There's creatures in the mist.

[01:08:59] And could I detect...

[01:09:00] Or, sorry,

[01:09:01] could I perceive to see

[01:09:02] if I can see where he is?

[01:09:03] Uh, you're at disadvantage.

[01:09:05] Okay.

[01:09:06] Because you cannot see

[01:09:08] in this mist very well.

[01:09:10] Like, basically,

[01:09:11] you could try to hear

[01:09:12] where he went.

[01:09:13] Yeah.

[01:09:13] I have a spell for this.

[01:09:22] Double 14s.

[01:09:23] Interesting.

[01:09:24] Um...

[01:09:25] Oh, I can't use wrath

[01:09:26] because I can't see him.

[01:09:27] Shit.

[01:09:31] So that is, uh...

[01:09:33] Sorry.

[01:09:34] Twenty-three.

[01:09:35] Twenty-three?

[01:09:36] Yes.

[01:09:36] Uh, you saw...

[01:09:37] Like, it looks like it...

[01:09:38] Uh...

[01:09:39] It goes padding off

[01:09:40] in...

[01:09:40] With very soft padding.

[01:09:42] Um...

[01:09:42] Very quickly,

[01:09:44] uh, off to the...

[01:09:45] To your left.

[01:09:46] Okay.

[01:09:47] But, uh...

[01:09:48] So I think I just felt

[01:09:49] what I heard you hear

[01:09:50] a second ago, Marcel.

[01:09:53] It's over there.

[01:09:56] Tie yourself back off

[01:09:58] so you can find the rope.

[01:09:59] Uh...

[01:10:00] Yeah, I'm gonna flail around

[01:10:01] and see who I can find

[01:10:02] in front of me.

[01:10:03] Okay, make a roll for that.

[01:10:05] Based on what?

[01:10:07] Uh, based on...

[01:10:09] Um...

[01:10:10] I would say this would probably be,

[01:10:12] uh...

[01:10:12] Honestly, it's probably just

[01:10:13] perception again.

[01:10:15] Cause...

[01:10:15] At a disadvantage

[01:10:16] cause you're trying to find

[01:10:17] because you literally

[01:10:18] cannot see the person

[01:10:19] in front of you.

[01:10:20] You can kinda hear them.

[01:10:21] Yeah.

[01:10:26] That is seventeen?

[01:10:28] Seventeen, you say.

[01:10:29] Yeah, seventeen.

[01:10:30] Uh, alright.

[01:10:31] You manage to get to the rope

[01:10:32] and you manage to find it again.

[01:10:34] Mm-hmm.

[01:10:34] And you see, like,

[01:10:34] the back of...

[01:10:36] Of, uh...

[01:10:37] Of, uh...

[01:10:38] Jacob.

[01:10:39] Um...

[01:10:39] As I pick up rope

[01:10:40] and rope and net.

[01:10:43] But then...

[01:10:44] Uh, what's your, uh...

[01:10:45] What's your AC?

[01:10:47] Why?

[01:10:48] You should just tell me the number.

[01:10:50] If it...

[01:10:51] I'm fine with it hitting.

[01:10:51] Just tell me what...

[01:10:53] Uh, twenty-four.

[01:10:54] Yeah.

[01:10:55] Why did you even need to ask?

[01:10:58] It's out of drama.

[01:11:00] Uh, another eight, uh...

[01:11:01] Slashing damage.

[01:11:02] Okay.

[01:11:02] As something just, uh...

[01:11:04] Uh, something actually, like,

[01:11:05] grabs you out of the...

[01:11:06] Like, in the mist.

[01:11:08] Um...

[01:11:08] This time.

[01:11:09] Like, in a bear hug.

[01:11:12] Okay.

[01:11:12] And you hear, like,

[01:11:13] a very soft, um...

[01:11:16] Hungry, like, purring behind you.

[01:11:18] Like, uh...

[01:11:19] Like a jungle cat purring.

[01:11:20] Is...

[01:11:21] Is it grabbed around me?

[01:11:22] It has grabbed from underneath your, uh...

[01:11:24] Like, basically grabbed your...

[01:11:26] Grabbed you from around your torso.

[01:11:27] And it's, like,

[01:11:28] lifted you up a little bit.

[01:11:29] Great.

[01:11:29] Shocking grasp.

[01:11:30] All right.

[01:11:32] Do I have to roll to hit that?

[01:11:34] No.

[01:11:35] Because it's...

[01:11:35] In this situation, do I have to?

[01:11:38] I don't believe so.

[01:11:39] No, in this instance,

[01:11:40] it's holding you.

[01:11:41] So, yeah, no.

[01:11:42] Okay.

[01:11:43] Then...

[01:11:44] 2d8 lightning damage.

[01:11:46] Okay.

[01:11:48] And also, we're gonna start initiatives.

[01:11:49] I figure.

[01:11:52] Well, unless it just buggers off

[01:11:53] when I do this.

[01:11:58] I swear I had something

[01:12:00] that made them glow

[01:12:01] when I hit them.

[01:12:02] Fairy fire.

[01:12:02] Fairy fire?

[01:12:04] Branding smite.

[01:12:05] That's what it was.

[01:12:05] Ah.

[01:12:08] I'm 10 on the initiative list.

[01:12:10] 10?

[01:12:11] Okay.

[01:12:12] Quit.

[01:12:14] Okay, 20?

[01:12:16] My damage is 13 lightning,

[01:12:18] first off.

[01:12:19] Yeah, thank you.

[01:12:20] Excuse me.

[01:12:21] That's pretty good damage.

[01:12:23] Yeah.

[01:12:24] I'll roll an 8 on one of them.

[01:12:26] It's 2d8.

[01:12:29] There it is.

[01:12:31] Then initiative

[01:12:35] is 15.

[01:12:36] 15.

[01:12:38] I'm really glad I swapped

[01:12:40] to Secret of the Waterfall

[01:12:41] because that's the only one

[01:12:42] I have Shocking Grass for.

[01:12:44] Okay.

[01:12:45] Do you still have...

[01:12:47] No.

[01:12:49] If it's Radiant.

[01:12:51] So...

[01:12:51] If that's what you're asking.

[01:12:52] I was gonna say Guiding Bolt.

[01:12:53] No, that's on Sharp Shooter.

[01:12:54] So the cat monster

[01:12:57] that has grappled you

[01:12:58] lets out this horrible

[01:12:59] jungle cat

[01:13:00] like Jaguar Rowl

[01:13:02] as you

[01:13:03] lightning...

[01:13:04] As you shock and grasp it.

[01:13:05] But it keeps

[01:13:06] holding on.

[01:13:08] And we...

[01:13:10] And you guys

[01:13:10] and the guys

[01:13:11] in front

[01:13:11] see one

[01:13:12] begin

[01:13:12] approaching

[01:13:13] stalking

[01:13:13] toward you guys

[01:13:14] from the front.

[01:13:16] So there are

[01:13:17] two of them

[01:13:17] that are

[01:13:18] in your midst

[01:13:19] and starting

[01:13:21] at the top of the round.

[01:13:23] Marcel.

[01:13:24] Okay.

[01:13:25] So

[01:13:27] I'm gonna proceed

[01:13:28] towards the one

[01:13:28] that's attacking him.

[01:13:30] Okay.

[01:13:30] I'm gonna follow the rope

[01:13:31] back and find him.

[01:13:31] Yep.

[01:13:32] I'm gonna cast

[01:13:33] Branding Smite

[01:13:34] as my bonus action

[01:13:35] and I'm gonna make

[01:13:35] a melee attack.

[01:13:37] Okay.

[01:13:39] He's in melee

[01:13:39] with my ally.

[01:13:41] He's great.

[01:13:41] So I have advantage

[01:13:42] on this attack.

[01:13:43] Yep.

[01:13:48] 24 to hit.

[01:13:50] 24?

[01:13:50] Yeah, it hits.

[01:13:51] Yep.

[01:13:51] Okay.

[01:13:54] Question.

[01:13:54] Would this be advantage

[01:13:55] or would this be

[01:13:56] not disadvantage?

[01:13:57] Are we taking disadvantage

[01:13:58] in this entire fight?

[01:13:59] It's heavy that you guys

[01:13:59] are gonna be taking

[01:13:59] disadvantage

[01:14:00] in the whole fight

[01:14:00] because you guys

[01:14:01] are in a fog.

[01:14:02] Like a dense fog

[01:14:02] and you can barely see.

[01:14:04] Yeah.

[01:14:07] So unless it gives you

[01:14:09] advantage

[01:14:10] then you'd be

[01:14:11] rolling normal.

[01:14:14] 20 damage

[01:14:15] and he is glowing.

[01:14:18] Oh, that's radiant damage.

[01:14:19] That's, yeah.

[01:14:20] Doesn't affect him.

[01:14:21] And he is glowing

[01:14:22] until, uh,

[01:14:23] for another minute.

[01:14:25] Okay.

[01:14:25] He can't become invisible.

[01:14:26] He sheds a dim light

[01:14:27] within a 5-hour radius.

[01:14:28] And what's the damage?

[01:14:30] 20.

[01:14:30] 20?

[01:14:31] Wow.

[01:14:32] Okay, so actually,

[01:14:32] hang on.

[01:14:33] I gotta make a constitution

[01:14:34] or save.

[01:14:35] See if he actually,

[01:14:36] or would it be

[01:14:37] strength save, Aaron?

[01:14:38] Or constitution save?

[01:14:39] See if he knocks,

[01:14:40] gets knocked away

[01:14:41] from the person

[01:14:42] he's grappling.

[01:14:45] Yes.

[01:14:46] You can choose.

[01:14:47] I'll go with strength.

[01:14:51] Yeah.

[01:14:51] Is he strong enough

[01:14:52] to hold on

[01:14:53] or is he tough enough

[01:14:53] to not flinch?

[01:14:55] He actually

[01:14:57] takes it

[01:14:57] and stays his ground.

[01:14:59] I just nailed him

[01:15:00] in the spine

[01:15:01] with a hammer.

[01:15:02] It's like,

[01:15:02] 20 fucking damage.

[01:15:04] Yeah.

[01:15:04] And he's not,

[01:15:05] like,

[01:15:05] he did not like that

[01:15:06] at all

[01:15:07] but he is

[01:15:07] very muscular.

[01:15:09] Also,

[01:15:10] through the fog

[01:15:12] you can just make out

[01:15:13] that he's wearing

[01:15:14] some kind of

[01:15:14] tattered uniform.

[01:15:17] Tafford uniform.

[01:15:18] Like military uniform

[01:15:19] or like ice cream

[01:15:20] man uniform?

[01:15:20] Like a police officer

[01:15:21] uniform?

[01:15:23] Modern or ancient?

[01:15:24] Modern.

[01:15:25] Like an RNC.

[01:15:27] Like one of the two guys

[01:15:28] that got sent to that?

[01:15:28] Like one of the guys

[01:15:28] that you guys just talked to

[01:15:29] like down at the

[01:15:30] blockade.

[01:15:31] And we overheard that

[01:15:32] they sent in a couple

[01:15:33] guys that didn't come back.

[01:15:34] Yeah.

[01:15:34] Okay.

[01:15:35] And I did hear a second

[01:15:36] one nearby, right?

[01:15:37] Yeah, there were two.

[01:15:38] Like one was in,

[01:15:39] he ran away from

[01:15:40] when the one

[01:15:40] was approaching

[01:15:42] like from the front.

[01:15:43] Well, he was there.

[01:15:44] There was a guy in combat.

[01:15:45] I was dealing with

[01:15:46] the one that was

[01:15:46] good.

[01:15:47] Yeah.

[01:15:49] But yeah,

[01:15:49] so next one up

[01:15:50] is going to be

[01:15:51] Marcel.

[01:15:52] Or not Marcel.

[01:15:53] John.

[01:15:54] So roll me a strength test

[01:15:57] because you're still grappled

[01:15:58] and that will not end

[01:15:59] until you can break

[01:16:00] the grapple.

[01:16:02] Do you care?

[01:16:03] You're shocking

[01:16:03] grassman game.

[01:16:04] That's also true.

[01:16:06] I could.

[01:16:09] Really going to suck

[01:16:10] when you,

[01:16:11] if he doesn't take him

[01:16:13] down in this turn

[01:16:13] and he gets his turn.

[01:16:16] Probably, but

[01:16:18] what can you do?

[01:16:21] I have a couple of

[01:16:22] means to potentially

[01:16:23] get rid of the fog.

[01:16:24] And I don't know

[01:16:25] if I should just do

[01:16:26] that immediately

[01:16:26] or get out of this

[01:16:27] first and then do that.

[01:16:29] Do you dispel magic?

[01:16:32] I have three options

[01:16:33] to get rid of

[01:16:36] the fog potentially.

[01:16:37] Do you want to try

[01:16:38] to dispel magic

[01:16:39] on the creature

[01:16:39] that's grappling you

[01:16:40] to see if you can

[01:16:41] turn him back

[01:16:41] into a cop?

[01:16:42] So it'll be

[01:16:43] easier to kill?

[01:16:45] I don't know

[01:16:45] if that is how

[01:16:47] dispel magic works.

[01:16:48] Probably won't work

[01:16:49] on this case.

[01:16:50] Unless that can

[01:16:51] break a curse.

[01:16:53] Is a curse

[01:16:54] not magic?

[01:16:55] There's certain

[01:16:56] mechanics to it

[01:16:57] I think, right

[01:16:58] Aaron?

[01:16:59] Curse.

[01:17:00] Like, you couldn't

[01:17:01] break lycanthropy

[01:17:02] with dispel magic.

[01:17:04] No.

[01:17:06] No.

[01:17:07] Because it has

[01:17:08] a biological portion

[01:17:10] as well

[01:17:10] spell.

[01:17:12] And, yeah.

[01:17:13] There's probably

[01:17:14] something.

[01:17:14] There actually

[01:17:15] is a spell

[01:17:16] called remove

[01:17:16] curse.

[01:17:17] Yeah.

[01:17:17] That's what I was

[01:17:18] about to say.

[01:17:18] And that's

[01:17:18] what you need.

[01:17:19] I really should have

[01:17:21] rolled a cleric.

[01:17:23] But I don't think

[01:17:24] we're high enough

[01:17:25] level for remove

[01:17:26] curse anyway.

[01:17:28] Okay.

[01:17:29] So you guys

[01:17:29] gotta do this

[01:17:30] the long way.

[01:17:31] Pretty much.

[01:17:32] sure.

[01:17:33] I mean, you can

[01:17:34] also try and use

[01:17:34] whatever you're

[01:17:35] trying to do to

[01:17:35] dispel the fog and

[01:17:36] see how that

[01:17:37] works.

[01:17:38] We should really

[01:17:39] start bringing

[01:17:39] like horse

[01:17:40] tranquilizers around.

[01:17:42] He has a taser.

[01:17:44] I do, but would

[01:17:45] I be able to access

[01:17:46] it while he's

[01:17:47] open?

[01:17:47] But what I'm

[01:17:48] thinking is like,

[01:17:49] I hit them with

[01:17:50] sleep and then you

[01:17:51] guys hit them with

[01:17:52] horse tranquilizer

[01:17:53] because like,

[01:17:54] sleep will be

[01:17:54] last like a couple

[01:17:55] of minutes.

[01:17:56] Yeah.

[01:17:57] Then you hit them

[01:17:57] with horse

[01:17:58] tranquilizer to

[01:17:58] keep them out.

[01:18:01] Good Rats, they

[01:18:02] go into cardiac

[01:18:02] arrest and die

[01:18:03] from you.

[01:18:04] Goodberry.

[01:18:06] God damn it.

[01:18:08] So Dave, what

[01:18:09] are you doing?

[01:18:09] Are you trying to

[01:18:10] break the grapple

[01:18:10] or you're getting

[01:18:11] a shocking grasp?

[01:18:13] Right now you

[01:18:14] can't really do

[01:18:14] anything aside from

[01:18:15] like either break

[01:18:16] the grasp or do

[01:18:17] something to piss

[01:18:19] off the guy that's

[01:18:19] currently molesting you.

[01:18:22] It's Du Bois

[01:18:23] special cocktail.

[01:18:25] It's like a

[01:18:27] Goodberry just

[01:18:27] wrapped in

[01:18:28] carfentanil.

[01:18:34] Okay, so for me

[01:18:36] to roll to break

[01:18:36] is it just

[01:18:37] straight strength?

[01:18:38] Yeah, it's

[01:18:38] going to be just

[01:18:38] straight.

[01:18:38] It's not athletics

[01:18:39] or something?

[01:18:40] No.

[01:18:41] Well, if you

[01:18:42] can use a technique.

[01:18:42] We'll say you

[01:18:43] only need to be

[01:18:43] a 15.

[01:18:46] Y'all turned

[01:18:47] good for that.

[01:18:49] I feel like if

[01:18:49] he was trained

[01:18:50] in grappling,

[01:18:51] he should really

[01:18:51] use an athletics

[01:18:52] check.

[01:18:53] Are you trained

[01:18:54] in grappling?

[01:18:54] I don't know.

[01:18:56] You would be.

[01:18:57] I wouldn't be

[01:18:58] realistically.

[01:19:01] So, you know,

[01:19:02] I'll try it once

[01:19:03] to fuck it.

[01:19:07] Okay.

[01:19:10] It didn't

[01:19:11] technically roll

[01:19:11] it drops.

[01:19:12] I'm not going to be

[01:19:13] a dick though.

[01:19:13] No.

[01:19:14] I got a

[01:19:17] six.

[01:19:17] Yeah, no.

[01:19:18] It's like

[01:19:18] it gets tighter.

[01:19:20] Yeah.

[01:19:21] And that's a full

[01:19:22] round action to do

[01:19:23] that?

[01:19:23] Yeah, I think so.

[01:19:24] Okay.

[01:19:25] All right.

[01:19:25] Next up is Jacob.

[01:19:28] He's in the gorilla

[01:19:29] grip of a tight

[01:19:29] pussy.

[01:19:31] Okay.

[01:19:32] Which one is the

[01:19:33] one that's

[01:19:33] blowing?

[01:19:33] The one that's

[01:19:34] grabbing me?

[01:19:34] The one that's

[01:19:34] grabbing you.

[01:19:35] Okay.

[01:19:36] Okay.

[01:19:37] Okay.

[01:19:37] So nobody can

[01:19:38] really see me right

[01:19:39] now, right?

[01:19:39] Well, I know there's

[01:19:40] one coming toward

[01:19:41] you guys from the

[01:19:42] front that Marcel

[01:19:43] ran away.

[01:19:43] He's talking about

[01:19:44] shape-shifting.

[01:19:45] Oh, shape-shifting?

[01:19:46] Technically, no.

[01:19:47] Great.

[01:19:49] All right.

[01:19:49] So out of the

[01:19:50] mist comes a

[01:19:52] griffin.

[01:19:53] Comes a wolf.

[01:19:54] Damn.

[01:19:56] Keen smell and

[01:19:57] hearing.

[01:19:58] So I get advantage

[01:19:59] on perception

[01:20:00] checks.

[01:20:01] So I should be

[01:20:01] able to attack

[01:20:03] without disadvantage.

[01:20:04] Yep.

[01:20:04] And actually the

[01:20:05] one that's in front

[01:20:06] of you, because

[01:20:06] you're the only

[01:20:07] main target of it,

[01:20:09] you hear like an

[01:20:10] audible jungle cat

[01:20:12] hiss as it.

[01:20:13] I figured that

[01:20:14] this would be

[01:20:15] advantageous to go

[01:20:16] canine when you're

[01:20:18] fighting a feline.

[01:20:18] Mm-hmm.

[01:20:20] You should refocus

[01:20:21] fire, take out the

[01:20:22] one that's attacking

[01:20:23] your mind.

[01:20:24] Well, I would say

[01:20:25] that that would be

[01:20:27] totally valid, except

[01:20:28] that we really don't

[01:20:30] want them pouncing

[01:20:31] us from behind,

[01:20:32] because jungle cats

[01:20:34] have a pounce and

[01:20:35] rake attack, and

[01:20:36] oh my god, that is

[01:20:37] devastating.

[01:20:39] Highest question.

[01:20:40] Yes.

[01:20:40] Did I have time to

[01:20:41] mend the rope?

[01:20:42] You did have enough

[01:20:43] time to mend the rope?

[01:20:44] It was a solid minute

[01:20:45] to do it, by the way.

[01:20:45] Yeah, you had enough

[01:20:46] time to do it.

[01:20:46] Oh, a solid minute?

[01:20:47] Yes.

[01:20:48] Because basically I

[01:20:49] regrouped, and I was

[01:20:50] about to mend, and then

[01:20:51] you said I got

[01:20:52] attacked.

[01:20:53] You could have just

[01:20:54] tied it.

[01:20:54] Yeah, you could have

[01:20:55] just tied it.

[01:20:55] But you wanted to

[01:20:56] say mend, so...

[01:20:58] Yeah.

[01:20:59] So I'm asking if it's

[01:21:00] tied back up.

[01:21:01] I wouldn't have been

[01:21:02] a minute that you

[01:21:03] would have gotten.

[01:21:03] That's fine.

[01:21:04] Yeah.

[01:21:06] There's some strings

[01:21:07] like tied to it, but

[01:21:08] not much.

[01:21:08] Yeah, I'm just asking

[01:21:09] because if he tries to

[01:21:10] take me and I'm tied to

[01:21:11] them, then they are

[01:21:12] getting taken as well.

[01:21:13] But if I'm free right

[01:21:15] now...

[01:21:15] Yeah, that rope is

[01:21:16] probably going to

[01:21:16] snap as soon as it

[01:21:17] tries to move you

[01:21:18] away.

[01:21:21] Okay, so...

[01:21:24] 22 to hit.

[01:21:25] 22?

[01:21:26] You don't...

[01:21:27] Can you not bring

[01:21:27] that over there?

[01:21:29] Well, yes, but this

[01:21:30] is Merritt's charger.

[01:21:32] Yeah, does Merritt

[01:21:33] need it right now?

[01:21:34] No, 100%.

[01:21:35] Yeah.

[01:21:35] Oh, is that what it

[01:21:36] is?

[01:21:37] Yeah.

[01:21:37] Oh, okay.

[01:21:37] I wasn't even aware.

[01:21:38] Is that the second

[01:21:39] phone you just had

[01:21:39] with you at all times?

[01:21:41] No, it's just a

[01:21:42] battery brick, but it

[01:21:43] does induction charging,

[01:21:44] so it's friggin'

[01:21:45] magical.

[01:21:46] I love it.

[01:21:46] Okay.

[01:21:47] But it is a pig on

[01:21:49] power.

[01:21:49] Yes.

[01:21:49] Oh my god, is it a

[01:21:51] whore on power.

[01:21:54] Okay, sorry, so what

[01:21:55] are you doing?

[01:21:56] I'm gonna bite it.

[01:21:57] Okay, so you just...

[01:21:58] So you can transform

[01:21:59] and then also attack?

[01:22:01] Yeah.

[01:22:01] Okay.

[01:22:01] Because there's only a

[01:22:02] bonus action to

[01:22:03] transform.

[01:22:04] Okay.

[01:22:04] So I can transform,

[01:22:06] move, and attack.

[01:22:07] Gotcha.

[01:22:07] All right.

[01:22:08] All right, so what's

[01:22:09] the attack?

[01:22:11] Okay, so that's a

[01:22:13] bite attack, so that'll

[01:22:14] be...

[01:22:14] I get to up those

[01:22:16] to die sixes.

[01:22:17] I took that

[01:22:18] 100 minutes when you

[01:22:18] went to the fall.

[01:22:19] Well, did you actually

[01:22:20] hit?

[01:22:21] Charging off his

[01:22:22] solar power panel.

[01:22:23] Did you actually hit?

[01:22:24] In 22.

[01:22:25] Oh, right?

[01:22:26] Oh, really?

[01:22:28] Jeez.

[01:22:28] It'll be a full day

[01:22:29] to where it's over.

[01:22:30] 1, 4, it's 8.

[01:22:32] And I get like 2,

[01:22:32] maybe 3, 4,

[01:22:33] 2, 3, 4, 2.

[01:22:33] So that'll be

[01:22:35] 10 piercing damage.

[01:22:37] Okay.

[01:22:37] There's such an

[01:22:39] efficiency loss.

[01:22:40] Yeah.

[01:22:41] And it has to give me

[01:22:42] a strength save.

[01:22:43] Yeah.

[01:22:44] Okay.

[01:22:46] That's going to be

[01:22:49] a 15.

[01:22:50] 15?

[01:22:51] Okay, then it

[01:22:51] succeeds.

[01:22:52] Yeah.

[01:22:53] Let's add a horrible

[01:22:54] growl as you do it.

[01:22:56] Again, you also

[01:22:57] notice that this one

[01:22:58] has not police

[01:23:01] clothing on, but

[01:23:02] like it has like

[01:23:04] a hoodie, like a

[01:23:06] tattered hoodie

[01:23:06] and some jeans

[01:23:08] on.

[01:23:09] Okay.

[01:23:10] This one must be

[01:23:10] Antifa.

[01:23:12] Or one of the

[01:23:13] tourists that they

[01:23:14] said they lost

[01:23:15] when they ran away

[01:23:16] from the psychos.

[01:23:19] But sure, Antifa.

[01:23:23] Alright, next up

[01:23:24] is going to be

[01:23:26] the cat number

[01:23:28] one.

[01:23:28] The one that was

[01:23:29] grappling John.

[01:23:31] So it is going to

[01:23:34] pull him away

[01:23:34] into the fog.

[01:23:39] So, um...

[01:23:40] Yeah.

[01:23:41] You see

[01:23:43] for a moment...

[01:23:45] If it's leaving

[01:23:46] my threatened square,

[01:23:47] I get an attack

[01:23:47] of opportunity.

[01:23:48] That is true.

[01:23:49] And because it's in

[01:23:50] melee, I still get

[01:23:51] an advantage.

[01:23:54] It's also

[01:23:54] blowing, so...

[01:23:55] So he gets

[01:23:57] 14 to hit.

[01:23:58] 14 to hit?

[01:23:59] That actually...

[01:24:01] I rolled very poorly.

[01:24:03] That just hits.

[01:24:04] Sweet.

[01:24:07] He still takes

[01:24:08] another 8 damage.

[01:24:10] Okay.

[01:24:10] He did not like that.

[01:24:11] He is limping away.

[01:24:15] Uh, and then

[01:24:17] with his second action,

[01:24:19] uh, he is going to

[01:24:21] bite down on,

[01:24:23] uh, on Sweet Sweet John.

[01:24:26] You mean with his

[01:24:27] move action, he moved

[01:24:28] and then with his

[01:24:29] action, he's attacked.

[01:24:29] It sounded like he had

[01:24:30] action served for a second.

[01:24:32] The mountain cat is

[01:24:32] biting the deer?

[01:24:33] Yeah.

[01:24:35] That's fitting.

[01:24:36] Oh my God, you're

[01:24:37] wrong.

[01:24:37] Yeah.

[01:24:37] It just does say that.

[01:24:38] Yeah.

[01:24:39] Um, does he have to

[01:24:40] roll for this?

[01:24:40] Because you've gotten

[01:24:41] cr...

[01:24:41] I guess it'll take

[01:24:42] advantage to cr...

[01:24:43] to bite you.

[01:24:44] Or would he just

[01:24:45] bite you?

[01:24:45] It's probably just

[01:24:46] rolled to see if you

[01:24:47] crit or not.

[01:24:48] Yeah.

[01:24:49] Okay.

[01:24:50] Because, like,

[01:24:51] I'm not going anywhere.

[01:24:53] Yeah.

[01:24:53] Um, that's a 17

[01:24:55] anyway, so...

[01:24:57] Would it hit me

[01:24:57] anyways?

[01:24:58] Yeah.

[01:24:59] Uh, ooh, this is

[01:25:01] going to suck.

[01:25:02] Mm-hmm.

[01:25:06] Uh, 12 damage as he

[01:25:12] bites into your

[01:25:13] shoulder.

[01:25:15] Trying to go for

[01:25:16] your jugular.

[01:25:19] Bastard.

[01:25:20] Uh, and, uh...

[01:25:22] I knew the cat's

[01:25:22] wide problem.

[01:25:23] Hang on, hang on,

[01:25:23] because he might

[01:25:24] have a second attack.

[01:25:24] He has a multi-attack.

[01:25:29] Fair.

[01:25:29] Uh, yeah.

[01:25:30] Sorry, what was

[01:25:30] the first damage?

[01:25:31] Uh, 12.

[01:25:35] I see.

[01:25:36] I think it was 11,

[01:25:36] actually.

[01:25:38] I'll take 12.

[01:25:40] I don't care.

[01:25:41] Okay.

[01:25:41] No, I'll take 11.

[01:25:43] I think it was 11,

[01:25:44] because it was, like,

[01:25:44] 9 plus 3, so...

[01:25:45] It'll just get better

[01:25:46] anyway.

[01:25:47] Woo-hee!

[01:25:51] Oh, shit.

[01:25:52] Oh, hang on.

[01:25:53] I gotta where she is.

[01:25:54] Yeah, he hits you.

[01:25:59] That's another 11

[01:26:00] damage.

[01:26:01] Of course.

[01:26:01] So a total of

[01:26:02] 22 biting as he's

[01:26:03] just, like, biting in

[01:26:04] and, like, crushing

[01:26:05] your clavicle.

[01:26:07] With the, uh,

[01:26:08] the, the, with his,

[01:26:09] uh, the bite pressure

[01:26:12] as he's just

[01:26:13] carting off into the

[01:26:14] fog.

[01:26:14] Although, you guys

[01:26:15] can still see the,

[01:26:16] this outline for,

[01:26:18] for a minute.

[01:26:19] Just, like,

[01:26:19] a bit vanishing.

[01:26:20] As you just hear,

[01:26:21] like, help, help,

[01:26:22] help!

[01:26:25] Trying to create

[01:26:26] the freaking sound

[01:26:27] of it.

[01:26:28] Yeah, I mean,

[01:26:28] the, uh, what is it?

[01:26:29] The foley of it.

[01:26:30] Yeah, that's great.

[01:26:34] Um, all right,

[01:26:35] so the next cat,

[01:26:36] uh, one that's

[01:26:36] being attacked by,

[01:26:37] uh, by Wolf Jacob.

[01:26:40] Team Jacob.

[01:26:41] Jacob.

[01:26:43] I hate this.

[01:26:44] This is the worst.

[01:26:48] You guys are all

[01:26:49] on Team Jacob now.

[01:26:52] So our team

[01:26:53] is called now.

[01:26:54] Nat 20

[01:26:56] to attack you.

[01:26:57] Cunt!

[01:26:58] And it's gonna

[01:26:59] bite back,

[01:27:00] motherfucker.

[01:27:01] Mm-hmm.

[01:27:02] Um.

[01:27:06] This is not going well.

[01:27:08] I just figured

[01:27:09] how to say that.

[01:27:10] Uh,

[01:27:13] I'm having a great time.

[01:27:14] I know what your

[01:27:15] problem is.

[01:27:16] My problem is

[01:27:17] the dude that's

[01:27:17] biting me.

[01:27:18] 13,

[01:27:20] 16 damage

[01:27:21] from the bite.

[01:27:23] Almost max damage.

[01:27:25] Okay.

[01:27:26] And he gets

[01:27:27] another bite.

[01:27:28] Of course he does.

[01:27:28] Because he's getting

[01:27:28] multi-attack.

[01:27:29] So,

[01:27:34] rolled out,

[01:27:34] didn't roll on the

[01:27:34] blocks.

[01:27:39] That one is gonna

[01:27:40] be 14.

[01:27:45] Miss.

[01:27:45] Yeah.

[01:27:46] So the first bite,

[01:27:47] uh,

[01:27:47] hits,

[01:27:47] but then,

[01:27:48] yeah,

[01:27:48] he doesn't get

[01:27:48] the second bite.

[01:27:51] Uh,

[01:27:51] and then,

[01:27:51] um,

[01:27:52] top of the round.

[01:27:53] I have to.

[01:27:55] Marcel.

[01:27:56] Marcel.

[01:27:57] I'll see,

[01:27:58] yeah,

[01:27:58] because you're also,

[01:27:58] you,

[01:27:59] when you,

[01:27:59] when you transform,

[01:28:00] you're still like,

[01:28:01] kind of slowly sloughing a little bit.

[01:28:02] You,

[01:28:03] your,

[01:28:03] your first smells a little bit of chocolate.

[01:28:05] Here I come to save the day.

[01:28:08] Run up,

[01:28:08] run up behind his,

[01:28:10] and clobber it with a blindside strike.

[01:28:12] Okay.

[01:28:13] His being James.

[01:28:14] Ooh,

[01:28:14] ranking bonus.

[01:28:16] So you,

[01:28:17] I'll bravely abandon him.

[01:28:18] I said help.

[01:28:18] I said help.

[01:28:20] You're doing the opposite of help?

[01:28:22] You can't even see him.

[01:28:23] They only,

[01:28:23] they only see you just disappear,

[01:28:25] because the one has,

[01:28:26] like,

[01:28:27] that fairy fire or whatever,

[01:28:28] like that glow on him.

[01:28:29] Yeah.

[01:28:29] Sorry,

[01:28:29] what'd you get?

[01:28:30] 25.

[01:28:31] That's it.

[01:28:32] So,

[01:28:33] I added an anima die.

[01:28:35] I just love it,

[01:28:35] it's like,

[01:28:36] I'll bravely abandon you.

[01:28:39] First name the dog.

[01:28:43] Three.

[01:28:44] That is,

[01:28:45] yeah.

[01:28:45] Yeah,

[01:28:45] you're a dog,

[01:28:46] so it's like,

[01:28:46] yeah,

[01:28:46] save the dog first.

[01:28:49] Well,

[01:28:49] it's just my first pool of hit points.

[01:28:51] That's true.

[01:28:51] That's true.

[01:28:52] Nine damage,

[01:28:53] and he is vulnerable.

[01:28:55] What does that mean?

[01:28:56] Yeah,

[01:28:56] what does that mean?

[01:29:00] Let's see,

[01:29:00] the mind list.

[01:29:01] Vulnerable is double damage.

[01:29:04] Any attack me against you,

[01:29:05] is an advantage.

[01:29:06] Oh,

[01:29:07] okay.

[01:29:07] Sorry,

[01:29:07] what was,

[01:29:08] sorry,

[01:29:08] what was the actual damage?

[01:29:11] Nine.

[01:29:11] Nine?

[01:29:11] I rolled terribly.

[01:29:13] Yeah.

[01:29:15] Okay,

[01:29:16] so,

[01:29:18] next up is John.

[01:29:21] Help,

[01:29:21] help,

[01:29:22] help.

[01:29:23] He's got like,

[01:29:24] four HP.

[01:29:25] You're a roll,

[01:29:25] you're a roll.

[01:29:25] Chalk and grass.

[01:29:26] Okay,

[01:29:27] so I have grass?

[01:29:27] Okay.

[01:29:30] Do I have to roll a constitution on that,

[01:29:32] or?

[01:29:32] Nope.

[01:29:33] He just loses his reaction.

[01:29:34] Holy shit,

[01:29:35] that was a good roll.

[01:29:40] Fifteen.

[01:29:41] Okay,

[01:29:42] so you guys see like,

[01:29:43] a bright flash off in the distance,

[01:29:44] after like,

[01:29:45] help,

[01:29:46] help,

[01:29:46] help.

[01:29:47] Yeah,

[01:29:49] and then,

[01:29:50] just like,

[01:29:52] you just hear,

[01:29:53] you just smell burnt cat hair,

[01:29:55] and then,

[01:29:56] it just drops,

[01:29:58] like,

[01:29:58] it lets go,

[01:29:58] and just flops on the ground next to you.

[01:30:01] Ugh.

[01:30:03] Ugh.

[01:30:04] Ugh.

[01:30:05] Fuck.

[01:30:06] I'm a cat person,

[01:30:07] but fuck.

[01:30:07] You're bleeding from like,

[01:30:08] a grievous bite wound in your neck.

[01:30:10] It's fine.

[01:30:12] You do have four good berries.

[01:30:14] I do,

[01:30:14] but I'll be fine.

[01:30:15] You also need to roll a new perception,

[01:30:17] to see if you can find these guys again.

[01:30:19] Why?

[01:30:19] That's all I can do on my turn.

[01:30:20] Okay,

[01:30:21] but in further turns,

[01:30:22] yes.

[01:30:23] So,

[01:30:23] next up is,

[01:30:24] uh,

[01:30:25] Jacob.

[01:30:26] Probably use the rest of my,

[01:30:27] I'll use my,

[01:30:28] how far away was I pulled?

[01:30:29] Sorry.

[01:30:29] You were pulled quite a bit.

[01:30:30] Okay,

[01:30:31] well then I will go back in the direction I came.

[01:30:34] Okay,

[01:30:34] so then you have to make a check for that one.

[01:30:36] Actually,

[01:30:36] no,

[01:30:37] maybe I should try to loot something off this guy.

[01:30:39] The ID or something,

[01:30:40] to see.

[01:30:41] Yeah,

[01:30:41] if you want.

[01:30:41] Yeah.

[01:30:42] But that'll be the next turn.

[01:30:43] Okay.

[01:30:44] So,

[01:30:44] Jacob.

[01:30:45] Okay.

[01:30:46] Then,

[01:30:48] I'm going to go in for another bite.

[01:30:50] Okay.

[01:30:51] Go up to the throat.

[01:30:52] I mean,

[01:30:53] it's not a call shot.

[01:30:54] That's just flavor.

[01:30:55] Yeah.

[01:30:58] Do,

[01:30:58] do,

[01:30:59] do,

[01:30:59] do,

[01:30:59] do.

[01:31:01] Is there any more of those,

[01:31:02] uh,

[01:31:02] pizza bites?

[01:31:03] Are they gone?

[01:31:05] I don't think so.

[01:31:06] I've got them great enough.

[01:31:06] There's the smarty ones,

[01:31:07] I think.

[01:31:08] The little brownie thing.

[01:31:11] I had two extra block going after them.

[01:31:13] They were good.

[01:31:14] That one's not a dirty 20.

[01:31:16] That one's a natural 20.

[01:31:18] Okay.

[01:31:18] And this one's,

[01:31:19] and this creature's technically vulnerable.

[01:31:21] So,

[01:31:21] I would have got to do it at an advantage,

[01:31:23] but it doesn't really matter,

[01:31:24] because I rolled a natural 20 on the first roll.

[01:31:29] Way to make my attack useless.

[01:31:33] Okay.

[01:31:33] So,

[01:31:33] that's,

[01:31:34] uh,

[01:31:34] 10.

[01:31:35] I get to double the dice worth of damage.

[01:31:37] So,

[01:31:37] that's 20 plus two.

[01:31:39] So,

[01:31:39] 22.

[01:31:40] Okay.

[01:31:41] You did not like that at all.

[01:31:43] But it's still alive?

[01:31:44] Yep.

[01:31:45] Okay.

[01:31:45] Well,

[01:31:45] then I'm going to spend an anima.

[01:31:47] Mm-hmm.

[01:31:48] And I'm going to bite him twice more.

[01:31:50] Okay.

[01:32:04] Chris,

[01:32:05] I rolled a natural 20 again.

[01:32:07] Fair.

[01:32:08] Uh,

[01:32:08] you snap his neck.

[01:32:09] If you do it a third time,

[01:32:10] you go to jail.

[01:32:11] Yeah.

[01:32:12] You hear a sickening pop,

[01:32:13] and you're pretty sure you,

[01:32:15] uh,

[01:32:15] you see,

[01:32:16] like,

[01:32:16] his head suddenly twitches the wrong,

[01:32:19] the wrong way too fast,

[01:32:20] and he just,

[01:32:20] like,

[01:32:21] goes in the...

[01:32:22] Okay.

[01:32:23] And then I will,

[01:32:24] uh,

[01:32:25] wag my tail a whole bunch,

[01:32:26] and,

[01:32:27] uh,

[01:32:27] drag this cat

[01:32:28] over to him.

[01:32:30] I'm standing right next to you.

[01:32:32] Yeah,

[01:32:32] but I'm,

[01:32:33] I'm,

[01:32:33] I'm,

[01:32:34] bringing it right up,

[01:32:35] and,

[01:32:35] like,

[01:32:35] dropping it on your feet,

[01:32:36] and sitting down,

[01:32:38] wagging my tail,

[01:32:39] and being all excited and shit.

[01:32:41] He's being a good boy.

[01:32:43] Good boy.

[01:32:44] Cosmo jerky.

[01:32:46] You there?

[01:32:48] Uh,

[01:32:48] and,

[01:32:49] um,

[01:32:49] all right,

[01:32:50] so,

[01:32:50] uh,

[01:32:50] so,

[01:32:51] um,

[01:32:51] yeah,

[01:32:52] uh,

[01:32:53] John,

[01:32:53] uh,

[01:32:53] roll me that perception to,

[01:32:55] like,

[01:32:55] see if you can find,

[01:32:56] but you wanted to,

[01:32:56] you,

[01:32:56] uh,

[01:32:56] you're gonna investigate this,

[01:32:58] this,

[01:32:58] uh,

[01:32:58] body first?

[01:33:00] Yeah,

[01:33:00] just to see if I can...

[01:33:02] Okay,

[01:33:02] so you find his badge.

[01:33:03] Okay.

[01:33:04] Um,

[01:33:05] for,

[01:33:05] like,

[01:33:06] his identification.

[01:33:06] Do you want me to roll,

[01:33:07] or?

[01:33:07] No,

[01:33:07] when you're searching a body,

[01:33:08] you don't have to roll.

[01:33:09] Okay.

[01:33:09] Uh,

[01:33:09] you find identification,

[01:33:10] um,

[01:33:11] it's like,

[01:33:11] uh,

[01:33:12] uh,

[01:33:13] uh,

[01:33:13] uh,

[01:33:14] an officer me show.

[01:33:16] Okay.

[01:33:17] I don't know why I laughed at that,

[01:33:19] that's weird.

[01:33:19] Yeah,

[01:33:20] um,

[01:33:20] and,

[01:33:20] um,

[01:33:21] uh,

[01:33:22] he's got a wallet,

[01:33:23] um,

[01:33:24] with,

[01:33:24] with,

[01:33:25] like,

[01:33:25] at least $120 on it.

[01:33:26] No,

[01:33:27] he doesn't.

[01:33:27] There's zero dollars in that wallet.

[01:33:29] What are we talking about?

[01:33:30] It's a photo of a family,

[01:33:31] a brother,

[01:33:33] some kids.

[01:33:34] That's fine.

[01:33:36] Um,

[01:33:37] his,

[01:33:37] his,

[01:33:38] uh,

[01:33:38] would,

[01:33:38] would the RNC have a gun?

[01:33:40] Yes.

[01:33:41] Yeah,

[01:33:41] he,

[01:33:41] they're not British.

[01:33:42] Yeah,

[01:33:43] very.

[01:33:43] Uh,

[01:33:44] yeah,

[01:33:44] he's got a,

[01:33:44] for a long time,

[01:33:45] our constabulary didn't

[01:33:47] carry.

[01:33:47] Uh,

[01:33:47] he's got no,

[01:33:48] no clips or anything on him,

[01:33:49] like,

[01:33:49] but,

[01:33:50] like,

[01:33:50] surprise,

[01:33:51] somehow,

[01:33:51] surprisingly,

[01:33:52] the,

[01:33:52] uh,

[01:33:52] the gun,

[01:33:53] um,

[01:33:54] the gun,

[01:33:55] the holstered gun is,

[01:33:56] was still on his person.

[01:33:58] Okay.

[01:33:59] Interesting.

[01:34:01] But there's no ammo?

[01:34:02] No.

[01:34:03] So on him or in the gun?

[01:34:04] In the gun.

[01:34:05] There's some,

[01:34:05] unless,

[01:34:06] unless,

[01:34:06] there should be ammo.

[01:34:07] I'm gonna need to know what gun it is.

[01:34:09] 17 plus one.

[01:34:12] What?

[01:34:13] I need to know what gun it is.

[01:34:14] It's a Glock 17,

[01:34:16] which all the cops carry.

[01:34:17] Yeah.

[01:34:18] Glock 17 has,

[01:34:19] uh,

[01:34:20] has whatever ammo was in the gun itself,

[01:34:22] but like,

[01:34:22] no,

[01:34:22] none of the other ammo are in that.

[01:34:24] Okay.

[01:34:27] Um,

[01:34:28] and yeah,

[01:34:28] uh,

[01:34:31] that's it.

[01:34:31] That's all you got from this guy.

[01:34:33] So.

[01:34:33] It's a Glock 17,

[01:34:34] his cops can't be trusted with him in thumb safety.

[01:34:38] Uh,

[01:34:41] um,

[01:34:42] you're gonna try and get back to the other guys then?

[01:34:45] Dave?

[01:34:46] Um,

[01:34:47] are there any wounds?

[01:34:49] Okay.

[01:34:49] What am I looking at?

[01:34:51] A hundred percent,

[01:34:51] like,

[01:34:51] the actual creature.

[01:34:52] Cause I,

[01:34:53] I didn't get a good look at him.

[01:34:54] He just grabbed me and that's it.

[01:34:55] picture,

[01:34:56] um,

[01:34:56] a werewolf,

[01:34:57] but if not,

[01:34:58] but more of a werecat.

[01:35:00] Like,

[01:35:00] it's got more of like a panther or like a,

[01:35:02] like a lynx like a face rather than like the more tapered like canine,

[01:35:07] uh,

[01:35:07] look.

[01:35:07] Okay.

[01:35:08] But like,

[01:35:08] it's still like basically a big hulking,

[01:35:10] um,

[01:35:11] like cat,

[01:35:12] like,

[01:35:13] like furred monstrosity.

[01:35:15] It also hasn't changed back.

[01:35:16] Like,

[01:35:16] like all the movies and lore sometimes does.

[01:35:19] So it's,

[01:35:20] it's,

[01:35:20] but it's clearly dead.

[01:35:22] Okay.

[01:35:23] Um,

[01:35:23] are there any like wounds on it?

[01:35:26] Um,

[01:35:27] there's some bite marks,

[01:35:28] like on its abdomen.

[01:35:30] Okay.

[01:35:32] Uh,

[01:35:32] but other side from all the burning from your,

[01:35:35] from your electrocution,

[01:35:36] uh,

[01:35:37] no,

[01:35:38] there's no other marks on it.

[01:35:39] Okay.

[01:35:42] So based on the very little information I have,

[01:35:44] there's potentially something out there that bite,

[01:35:47] bit this in the stomach and caused it to transform for all I know.

[01:35:50] Yeah.

[01:35:51] Okay.

[01:35:53] Do you want to go ahead and roll me a will save or wisdom save?

[01:35:57] No.

[01:35:58] You asked if I wanted to,

[01:35:59] I'm just answering.

[01:36:00] I don't want to.

[01:36:01] Will you please?

[01:36:02] Yes.

[01:36:03] Would you kindly?

[01:36:04] Would you kindly?

[01:36:05] No,

[01:36:06] I'll rudely do it.

[01:36:08] Uh,

[01:36:09] cunt.

[01:36:14] Uh,

[01:36:15] 15.

[01:36:15] 15?

[01:36:16] Okay.

[01:36:16] Okay.

[01:36:17] So,

[01:36:18] um,

[01:36:18] so,

[01:36:19] congratulations.

[01:36:20] You've contracted,

[01:36:21] uh,

[01:36:23] like,

[01:36:23] cancer.

[01:36:24] We're cat therapy.

[01:36:25] Cat therapy.

[01:36:26] Like cat therapy.

[01:36:27] There we go.

[01:36:28] Uh,

[01:36:29] so are you going to,

[01:36:30] uh,

[01:36:30] so you're going to try and find the others or like find it where,

[01:36:33] like,

[01:36:33] cause you can kind of hear the muscle,

[01:36:35] but you,

[01:36:35] it's hard to pinpoint a direction.

[01:36:37] First thing I'm going to do.

[01:36:38] Okay.

[01:36:39] So this thing is clearly actually dead.

[01:36:41] Oh yeah.

[01:36:41] No,

[01:36:41] it's dead.

[01:36:42] You check its pulse.

[01:36:43] It's not breathing.

[01:36:44] It's burn.

[01:36:45] It's charred from your shocking grasps.

[01:36:48] Just to be safe.

[01:36:49] Yeah.

[01:36:49] I'm going to take his own gun,

[01:36:50] shoot him in the head with it.

[01:36:51] Okay.

[01:36:52] Double tap.

[01:36:53] It's a good rule.

[01:36:54] Yeah,

[01:36:54] that's right.

[01:36:54] It is.

[01:36:56] Yes,

[01:36:56] Aaron?

[01:36:57] Lycanthrope.

[01:36:59] You have silver bullets in your gun.

[01:37:04] Yeah,

[01:37:05] but that uses my arm.

[01:37:07] And it's already dead.

[01:37:09] Okay.

[01:37:10] But yeah,

[01:37:10] you,

[01:37:10] you,

[01:37:11] you're probably right.

[01:37:13] Final.

[01:37:14] Whip out the G11.

[01:37:16] C11.

[01:37:17] C11.

[01:37:18] Sorry.

[01:37:18] Wait.

[01:37:19] Yeah.

[01:37:19] Would we have made silver bullets for that yet?

[01:37:22] Obviously.

[01:37:23] We don't even have non-silver bullets.

[01:37:25] Okay,

[01:37:25] fair.

[01:37:26] So then yes.

[01:37:27] Yeah.

[01:37:27] I summon the C11 and put up a shot on his chest at the,

[01:37:31] just to double check.

[01:37:32] Okay.

[01:37:32] Yeah,

[01:37:32] no,

[01:37:33] it doesn't react or anything.

[01:37:34] You just,

[01:37:34] yeah.

[01:37:35] Cool.

[01:37:36] It reacts like how a dead body would,

[01:37:38] would,

[01:37:38] would react if you shot it.

[01:37:40] It would just like,

[01:37:41] like,

[01:37:41] just from the momentum of the,

[01:37:43] of the shooting.

[01:37:43] I had to make sure.

[01:37:46] Weirder things have happened.

[01:37:47] Fair.

[01:37:47] We need to make supernatural defense rounds in this game.

[01:37:53] It has to be shotgun.

[01:37:55] Mm-hmm.

[01:37:56] And then it's,

[01:37:57] uh,

[01:37:58] it's several silver butt shot pellets.

[01:38:01] Some rock salt packed in behind that.

[01:38:04] Oh,

[01:38:04] mix of everything.

[01:38:05] A couple of wrought iron pellets.

[01:38:07] Mm-hmm.

[01:38:08] Um,

[01:38:10] and then some like,

[01:38:12] sharpened,

[01:38:12] hardened wood shavings.

[01:38:14] It's like the Samaritan,

[01:38:15] like the animal from the Hellboy,

[01:38:17] where he's got like a,

[01:38:18] just like a nice like,

[01:38:19] like holy water,

[01:38:20] some like shavings from like a certain type of wood.

[01:38:22] Yeah.

[01:38:23] Some silver and some of that,

[01:38:24] and iron.

[01:38:25] Yeah.

[01:38:25] But something that literally covers everything.

[01:38:28] Yeah.

[01:38:30] But it'd have to be out of a shotgun.

[01:38:31] Yeah.

[01:38:32] Or a Samaritan.

[01:38:34] Which doesn't exist,

[01:38:35] I don't think.

[01:38:37] It's basically,

[01:38:37] that's basically just a judge.

[01:38:40] I mean,

[01:38:40] Marcel and I are starting a gun company.

[01:38:42] We can make whatever the fuck we want.

[01:38:46] All right.

[01:38:47] So you guys are,

[01:38:48] I am regrouping.

[01:38:50] All right.

[01:38:50] So roll me a survival or a,

[01:38:51] probably a survival,

[01:38:52] yeah,

[01:38:52] to try and find your friends.

[01:38:54] Um,

[01:38:55] can I act before him?

[01:38:56] Sure.

[01:38:57] Yeah.

[01:38:57] Uh,

[01:38:58] I cast,

[01:38:58] um,

[01:39:01] Everflame on my,

[01:39:01] my hammer,

[01:39:02] so it just glows.

[01:39:03] Okay.

[01:39:04] Uh,

[01:39:04] that'll give you an advantage.

[01:39:06] I was going to go hunting for him,

[01:39:08] because I can track my scent.

[01:39:10] Also,

[01:39:10] I'm going to just go,

[01:39:11] hello?

[01:39:12] Really?

[01:39:13] Really?

[01:39:13] The beacons are let Gondor calls for aid.

[01:39:16] And Rohan will answer.

[01:39:18] Like,

[01:39:19] I'm not that far away,

[01:39:20] am I?

[01:39:20] Like,

[01:39:20] I'm within earshot.

[01:39:21] You weren't sure,

[01:39:22] really.

[01:39:22] Then,

[01:39:23] fine.

[01:39:23] Hello?

[01:39:24] Can anyone hear me?

[01:39:25] Hello?

[01:39:26] Like,

[01:39:26] it's very muffled.

[01:39:29] Can I use that to hold it?

[01:39:31] Okay,

[01:39:31] fine,

[01:39:32] yeah,

[01:39:32] you guys can find each other.

[01:39:33] I mean,

[01:39:34] I'll roll,

[01:39:34] I don't care.

[01:39:35] Fuck it.

[01:39:35] Fuck it,

[01:39:36] you find him.

[01:39:37] No,

[01:39:38] stop it.

[01:39:38] It's supernatural fog.

[01:39:40] Okay,

[01:39:40] I get it.

[01:39:41] It's fine.

[01:39:42] Do you literally,

[01:39:43] like,

[01:39:43] be lost in the back room?

[01:39:45] Or the dreadnest from Hebron.

[01:39:48] Which is probably where I've taken,

[01:39:50] or it's definitely not what I took it from.

[01:39:52] You said perception?

[01:39:53] Yeah.

[01:39:54] Actually,

[01:39:54] no,

[01:39:54] this is the dreadnest,

[01:39:55] it'd be fucked for days.

[01:39:57] 23.

[01:39:59] 23?

[01:39:59] Yes.

[01:40:00] Okay,

[01:40:00] you easily find them,

[01:40:02] like,

[01:40:02] there's a lot,

[01:40:02] you hear a howling,

[01:40:03] you hear a light,

[01:40:04] or you hear a light.

[01:40:06] Yes,

[01:40:06] you hear a light,

[01:40:06] you see a light.

[01:40:07] It probably makes a noise when it glows,

[01:40:09] honestly,

[01:40:09] it's magic.

[01:40:10] You never know.

[01:40:10] It's like,

[01:40:10] wah,

[01:40:10] wah,

[01:40:11] wah,

[01:40:11] wah.

[01:40:13] Mm-hmm.

[01:40:14] But yeah,

[01:40:14] and then you arrive.

[01:40:14] Did I have a character that when he flew,

[01:40:16] made that noise?

[01:40:17] Yeah,

[01:40:18] Dr. Odd.

[01:40:19] Ah,

[01:40:19] yes.

[01:40:22] But yeah,

[01:40:22] you,

[01:40:23] you arrive to the group,

[01:40:25] and they obviously,

[01:40:26] they've also downed their werecat.

[01:40:30] I would have dragged the other one back.

[01:40:31] Oh,

[01:40:31] so you dragged him back,

[01:40:32] yeah.

[01:40:34] And yeah,

[01:40:35] you guys see that,

[01:40:38] you see,

[01:40:41] John is carting away,

[01:40:43] carting his,

[01:40:43] a deep fried werecat as well.

[01:40:48] Yep.

[01:40:49] So you guys dealt with yours?

[01:40:52] Yes.

[01:40:53] So,

[01:40:53] with extreme prejudice.

[01:40:55] Yeah,

[01:40:55] as we should.

[01:40:56] I've examined this one.

[01:40:58] It has bite marks on its stomach.

[01:41:00] They're not like human bite marks,

[01:41:01] right?

[01:41:02] They're cat bite marks.

[01:41:03] About what size a cat?

[01:41:05] House cat.

[01:41:05] House cat size.

[01:41:07] I told you.

[01:41:08] I told both of you the cats were a problem.

[01:41:10] The house cats.

[01:41:11] This guy has house cat sized bites on his stomach.

[01:41:15] In Soviet,

[01:41:16] uh,

[01:41:17] Newfoundland,

[01:41:18] cat eats you.

[01:41:19] Soviet Newfoundland?

[01:41:22] Sure.

[01:41:23] Why not?

[01:41:23] Anyway.

[01:41:24] It's the Red Dawn sequel I want.

[01:41:26] The other one,

[01:41:27] I'm going to see if he has any bite marks on him.

[01:41:29] Yep.

[01:41:29] He's got a couple on his ankle,

[01:41:30] on his leg.

[01:41:32] Cat size bite marks?

[01:41:33] I told you both.

[01:41:35] You pull out his wallet.

[01:41:36] His name's,

[01:41:36] um,

[01:41:41] uh,

[01:41:42] is that Jason Boring?

[01:41:42] No.

[01:41:45] Um,

[01:41:45] looks like he's just like,

[01:41:46] uh,

[01:41:47] he's like,

[01:41:47] it looks like he's from Ontario.

[01:41:50] Oh,

[01:41:50] he deserved it then.

[01:41:52] I'm sorry.

[01:41:59] Uh,

[01:41:59] aside of that,

[01:42:00] you just find like,

[01:42:01] right?

[01:42:01] He definitely doesn't have like $200 in his wallet.

[01:42:04] No,

[01:42:04] he doesn't.

[01:42:05] No.

[01:42:05] Why would he?

[01:42:06] For some reason he has no money in his wallet.

[01:42:07] Yeah,

[01:42:07] for some reason all these bodies that you guys can find have no money in them.

[01:42:11] No,

[01:42:11] that's weird.

[01:42:12] Um,

[01:42:12] but he had a gun.

[01:42:13] No,

[01:42:14] he didn't.

[01:42:14] Jason Garland didn't have a gun.

[01:42:16] Oh,

[01:42:16] okay.

[01:42:16] Oh,

[01:42:16] this other guy has $200.

[01:42:17] Yeah.

[01:42:18] Ooh.

[01:42:18] I thought you,

[01:42:19] you meant the first guy had $200.

[01:42:20] No,

[01:42:20] the first guy had like $150.

[01:42:21] I mean,

[01:42:22] he didn't have $150.

[01:42:23] No,

[01:42:23] he didn't have $150.

[01:42:24] No,

[01:42:25] this guy didn't have $200.

[01:42:27] Yeah.

[01:42:29] Okay.

[01:42:30] But yeah,

[01:42:30] he just looks like,

[01:42:31] like,

[01:42:31] well,

[01:42:31] he's still a monster looking creature.

[01:42:34] Like he still looks like,

[01:42:34] uh,

[01:42:36] a,

[01:42:36] a cat monster,

[01:42:37] but he's like a shredded,

[01:42:38] like a shredded hoodie and,

[01:42:39] and jeans on.

[01:42:41] How effective is there a gypus right now?

[01:42:46] It's just,

[01:42:47] you're like,

[01:42:48] you're looking at,

[01:42:48] it's like,

[01:42:48] it's like refracting.

[01:42:50] It's like,

[01:42:50] it's like artifacting as you look at the screen.

[01:42:52] Are we still like kilometers away from our objective?

[01:42:55] No,

[01:42:55] you're like,

[01:42:57] like you,

[01:42:58] you,

[01:42:58] when you guys were going,

[01:42:59] you,

[01:42:59] you were like,

[01:43:01] it would probably be like a 15 minute walk up the hill.

[01:43:04] Okay.

[01:43:04] I didn't know the scale of the map you showed me.

[01:43:06] Yeah.

[01:43:06] No,

[01:43:06] that,

[01:43:06] that map,

[01:43:07] like,

[01:43:07] no,

[01:43:07] that,

[01:43:07] yeah,

[01:43:08] you're that.

[01:43:08] Yeah.

[01:43:09] I was sure.

[01:43:10] Like all the way up to signal Hill.

[01:43:12] That's like barely like two to 300 meters.

[01:43:15] Oh,

[01:43:15] okay.

[01:43:16] I thought it was way bigger.

[01:43:17] No,

[01:43:17] it looks bigger,

[01:43:18] but it's actually quite small.

[01:43:20] Okay.

[01:43:22] But yeah,

[01:43:22] uh,

[01:43:23] yeah,

[01:43:23] the car,

[01:43:24] but yeah,

[01:43:24] the GPS and some of that,

[01:43:25] like,

[01:43:25] it's just not working in this fog.

[01:43:28] Okay.

[01:43:31] So,

[01:43:32] um,

[01:43:32] I guess we should continue on our way and just stay frosty.

[01:43:36] Do we have anything to help us stay frosty?

[01:43:38] The only thing I can suggest is if we find a nearby forest while in a forest,

[01:43:45] I can't,

[01:43:45] I'm always alert and can't be surprised.

[01:43:47] Apparently I have bad news.

[01:43:49] Mm.

[01:43:50] If you're staying on the road,

[01:43:53] even if you're off the road,

[01:43:55] there's shrubbery.

[01:43:56] That's it.

[01:43:57] There's no forest.