Episode 4: Life Day Land
“Here it’s Life Day,
Where the Wookies all have Fun!
Here it’s Life Day,
Everyday for Everyone!
It’s Life Day Land!
Come play with us, forever and ever and ever...”
Cast:
- Chris - GM
- Aaron - Sterling “O’Haro” (Lepi Guardian)/Dak Limbo (Twilek Jedi)
- Dave - Fouk Yaas “Augara Binx” (Gungan Sentinel)/ORD-15 (Droid Bounty Hunter)
- Seb - Dougg (Dug Bounty Hunter) (Mike Hawk - Phoenix Hawk light pinnace - An early Slave 1)
- Marc - Jag Sallic (Human Flying Ace) (Tie Defender)
- Josh - Fox (Human Scoundrel) (The Talisman - XS Stock Light Freighter)
Musical Credits:
The Descent by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4490-the-descent
[00:00:00] A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
[00:00:10] All of us are searching for a purpose and home.
[00:00:14] By the weird whim and will of the force,
[00:00:18] no matter what we are or what we do,
[00:00:22] we travel ever homeward.
[00:00:31] We are trying to murder us.
[00:00:36] You're trying to murder us, though.
[00:00:39] As a mistress of ceremony.
[00:00:42] This is what they call the GM in this.
[00:00:45] What?
[00:00:47] I said that's hot.
[00:00:50] It says be a fan of your players.
[00:00:56] Hi, welcome to One Less Die,
[00:00:58] the Star Wars World Actual Play Podcast.
[00:01:01] We are currently in our hotel room during TennoCon 2023,
[00:01:06] and we are going to play a Star Wars game.
[00:01:09] So this is the...
[00:01:12] I don't know if you guys have called yourselves as like a group.
[00:01:15] I think we have a name.
[00:01:17] The JuggleFox.
[00:01:19] Yeah, the Spaceballs.
[00:01:22] The SpaceNads.
[00:01:25] You're an asshole, sir.
[00:01:28] We've gone to the jeans.
[00:01:31] We've gone to the pad.
[00:01:33] You guys have had a number of crazy adventures over the last little while.
[00:01:37] I'm just going to throw you guys into like a...
[00:01:41] You guys are on your way through space, like to hyperspace.
[00:01:45] As a caravan or in...
[00:01:49] What's his name again?
[00:01:51] The bunny?
[00:01:54] Zanatos?
[00:01:55] Yeah, Zanatos is a cruiser with all your ships and some of that.
[00:01:59] When suddenly the ship rocks
[00:02:03] and you guys are propelled back into real space
[00:02:08] into what looks like a starship debris field.
[00:02:14] As you guys look out windows, various windows of the ship
[00:02:18] or go to the hangar and look out and stuff,
[00:02:21] hundreds of...
[00:02:23] Not hundreds, but dozens of starships.
[00:02:27] Freighters mostly.
[00:02:29] With like...
[00:02:32] I believe they are of...
[00:02:37] Mandalorian and Wee Kway design.
[00:02:40] So like flying saucer designs.
[00:02:43] The Wee Kway are the...
[00:02:45] The Han or...
[00:02:49] He's a human.
[00:02:51] He's not a human, he's like a wrinkly horn looking alien.
[00:02:54] They're talking about Hondo.
[00:02:55] He's the king of the pirates.
[00:02:57] Oh, Hondo.
[00:02:58] Yeah, Hondo.
[00:03:00] That's Wee Kway.
[00:03:02] But there's also a bunch of Mandalorian ships out there.
[00:03:06] Active ships or debris?
[00:03:08] No, they're all dead ships by the looks of it.
[00:03:11] Most of them look like their engines have exploded on them.
[00:03:15] Nice.
[00:03:16] And the cruiser that you guys are in,
[00:03:19] Xanatos' crew, you see staff and deck crews racing.
[00:03:24] And there's lights going...
[00:03:29] I'm gonna just take over Xanatos for a second.
[00:03:31] Shane's character since he's not here.
[00:03:33] He talks like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[00:03:35] Yeah, he's like...
[00:03:38] Hey you chuckle-fucks!
[00:03:40] Get to the control room!
[00:03:44] Now!
[00:03:46] For those at home, he is a small bunny rabbit.
[00:03:49] Yes, up on the deck of the...
[00:03:51] From Austria apparently.
[00:03:53] He is a Kushaban, which is a small rabbit-sized rabbit alien.
[00:03:58] A blue coloration and an officer's uniform.
[00:04:04] Super adorable.
[00:04:06] And has all these humans and human-sized crew members taking all his commands.
[00:04:13] He was apparently former Imperial, if I remember serves.
[00:04:18] Or he just took...
[00:04:20] Former, yeah.
[00:04:22] And you guys are brought up to the bridge.
[00:04:27] And it's like, alright you chuckle-fucks.
[00:04:30] Here's the situation.
[00:04:33] I'm sorry, I just have a bunny wearing Glader Oats on my head right now.
[00:04:37] It was like, okay, yeah, this is the situation.
[00:04:43] That's his new voice now.
[00:04:45] Hey, Arnold Schwarzenegger and World Leader Ozen.
[00:04:48] So my techs down in the engine room are saying that we had to cut the engines and stop the reactor.
[00:04:59] Because they are going critical.
[00:05:02] Because we appear to have been pulled out of hyperspace due to a gravity well of unknown origin.
[00:05:10] And then as he's talking, you guys, the frequencies, all the speakers start staticking out.
[00:05:21] And begin fluctuating with audio distortion.
[00:05:26] And then something comes over the airwaves.
[00:05:29] A very cheerful, almost a mix of a cheerful jizz tune.
[00:05:34] I love jizz.
[00:05:37] And then it's like,
[00:05:39] Here it's life day, where the Wookiees all have fun.
[00:05:43] Here it's life day, every day for every fun.
[00:05:46] It's life day land! Come play with us forever and ever and ever and...
[00:05:53] And it starts distorting.
[00:05:57] And then it cuts back and it keeps repeating it.
[00:06:00] And then after a few moments of Xanatos horrified, still horrified face,
[00:06:07] Hops off his command deck chair, walks over to the comms, jumps onto a chair and just hits the button to meet.
[00:06:14] It's like, well that was pretty fucked up.
[00:06:18] And then it's like a report, and one of his command crew comes over and is like,
[00:06:25] The signal appears to be coming from an old refueling station in the middle of this debris field we're in.
[00:06:34] And he pulls it up on a little hologram map.
[00:06:38] And you guys see amidst this giant ring of debris, of all these ships that have exploded or been damaged and are dead in the water,
[00:06:47] There is an old Clone Wars refueling station that's still active in the middle of the field.
[00:06:59] And some of his crew members are like, it appears that the gravity field that we're dealing with is inside of that refueling station too.
[00:07:09] So, sir, we're not going to be able to leave until that gravity field is either disabled or whatever it is, is either destroyed or disabled.
[00:07:20] I was like, what can we just blow it out of the water then?
[00:07:22] It's like, no, it's got crazy shields. None of our weapons would go through it.
[00:07:28] Ah, crap. All right, you took a fucks. Get in your old ships, go to that refueling station, see if we can blow it from the inside out or something.
[00:07:39] You can?
[00:07:42] I assume the two Jedi who do not have ships just look over to your friends who do have ships.
[00:07:48] Just look over to everybody else.
[00:07:50] Yup.
[00:07:51] Kinda tilt my head a little.
[00:07:53] As long as we can get a ride, yeah, we'll help.
[00:07:55] I have my hawk.
[00:07:56] It's a ride!
[00:07:58] You do have my hawk.
[00:07:59] Yup.
[00:08:02] Can I get a ride on my hawk?
[00:08:06] All right, next ship you get.
[00:08:08] This game is far away from my hawk.
[00:08:11] This game is dedicated to you, Croaker.
[00:08:14] You're welcome.
[00:08:15] And it has to be on my fingers too.
[00:08:17] You wanted this.
[00:08:18] You asked for this.
[00:08:19] It's going to be very boxing-y.
[00:08:20] My hawk.
[00:08:21] Yes.
[00:08:22] In my cunt.
[00:08:23] My cunt.
[00:08:25] It's going to be like a Bork ship so it's just a little box.
[00:08:31] Thank God.
[00:08:32] God damn.
[00:08:33] So yeah, you guys want to get onto your ships and try and see what you can get?
[00:08:38] You can dock with this refueling station?
[00:08:40] Should we just take one ship on every one of our ships?
[00:08:43] I'm just going to, you know, if they're going to go, I'm just going to provide escort.
[00:08:47] So you're going to just be in your ship.
[00:08:49] I'm just going to be in my ship for a little bit.
[00:08:51] All right.
[00:08:53] Borks and escort. Let them.
[00:08:55] Yeah, all right.
[00:08:56] How much does he charge?
[00:08:57] Yeah.
[00:08:58] I'm not that expensive.
[00:08:59] I'm a cheap little whore.
[00:09:01] Yeah.
[00:09:02] Okay.
[00:09:03] So he's not really good either.
[00:09:05] So he's like an Arilio prostitute.
[00:09:08] The Moiga London prostitute.
[00:09:10] Oh, oh boy.
[00:09:12] That's a good one to experience.
[00:09:13] Okay, so.
[00:09:14] Let's get back on track.
[00:09:16] All right, so you guys are hopping into the Mike Hawk.
[00:09:20] Yep.
[00:09:21] Yep.
[00:09:23] Oh yeah.
[00:09:24] You did this, son.
[00:09:25] Yep.
[00:09:26] You're welcome.
[00:09:27] As we're walking past the ship, I'm just going to quickly stroke Mike Hawk.
[00:09:33] We swear this will stop soon.
[00:09:35] Will it?
[00:09:36] No, no.
[00:09:37] The fucking Pantomarine's got like a rooster going like thumbs up.
[00:09:41] Like a army helmet with the thumbs up.
[00:09:44] It's a rooster in the thumbs up.
[00:09:47] Perfect.
[00:09:48] It's not even a hawk.
[00:09:49] It's a rooster.
[00:09:51] Wow.
[00:09:55] They're using as much, they have like small amounts of like Earth based knowledge.
[00:10:00] No, it's a space chicken.
[00:10:02] Yeah.
[00:10:03] They're canon.
[00:10:04] Oh okay.
[00:10:05] Space chicken.
[00:10:06] I'm sure if there's ducks on Naboo that are just ducks, I'm sure there are chickens
[00:10:10] in the galaxy far, far away.
[00:10:12] Probably on Naboo.
[00:10:13] Probably also on Naboo.
[00:10:15] No, they were on the old ground before.
[00:10:17] Oh.
[00:10:18] Oh.
[00:10:19] Oh no.
[00:10:20] Okay, so you guys are flying.
[00:10:23] So you're piloting, like both of, I guess so you're piloting your ship and...
[00:10:28] Is Mark staying in her own ship or are you...
[00:10:31] I'll pilot whatever it was.
[00:10:32] And Jag is piloting your interceptor?
[00:10:35] I've never seen him in a ship.
[00:10:37] When he put his phone down...
[00:10:38] When he put his phone down...
[00:10:39] He was going into the void by Nine Inch Nails.
[00:10:41] That's the song that was in that.
[00:10:42] Oh really?
[00:10:43] They actually did an original song for the game, like for like now?
[00:10:45] That's a song that came out like in 1999.
[00:10:47] It just happened to be called the Into the Void by Nine Inch Nails.
[00:10:51] Oh my gosh.
[00:10:52] They paid to get that song.
[00:10:54] Oh yeah.
[00:10:55] That is amazing.
[00:10:56] That's cool.
[00:10:57] Okay, so you guys roll...
[00:10:59] You're gonna be piloting and stuff like that.
[00:11:01] Roll to act under pressure because you guys have to navigate a debris field of dead ships and exploded ships.
[00:11:07] So that's gonna be...
[00:11:09] I need some dice, Chris.
[00:11:11] Here's your dice.
[00:11:14] No!
[00:11:15] No!
[00:11:17] The six!
[00:11:18] Oh, you gotta re-roll.
[00:11:20] Damn it!
[00:11:21] You may roll first.
[00:11:22] Chris's roll technically, not yours.
[00:11:24] So you're rolling the 2d6 and then adding your cool.
[00:11:28] I don't know what a cool is.
[00:11:30] Your cool stat.
[00:11:31] Negative one!
[00:11:32] You have a cool stat.
[00:11:33] Did you actually add your cool...
[00:11:34] I would have.
[00:11:35] Okay, Hank, give me...
[00:11:36] Did you not do your character yet?
[00:11:37] I haven't done this stuff.
[00:11:38] I didn't even feel like that.
[00:11:39] Oh okay.
[00:11:40] You should probably do that stuff first.
[00:11:41] So, I mean, how do we do this stuff?
[00:11:43] Okay.
[00:11:44] Also, can I use your hand?
[00:11:45] I know.
[00:11:46] It's too late.
[00:11:47] Okay.
[00:11:48] Stop it.
[00:11:49] I was like, well...
[00:11:50] You can distribute two points to these.
[00:11:55] I'm just gonna put two points on cool.
[00:11:58] Okay, so you have...
[00:12:00] So then, one, three, minus one, zero, and minus one.
[00:12:13] Wow, so you are not swab, you are not deep, and you are barely rugged.
[00:12:19] You're just...
[00:12:20] You're porkins.
[00:12:21] But I'm really cool.
[00:12:22] Come on, you're porkins!
[00:12:23] Okay, actually hang on, also there's some other stuff you may have missed.
[00:12:24] Oh, and I think you get to choose...
[00:12:25] This one here.
[00:12:26] Yeah.
[00:12:27] And then you get to choose one more from this list here.
[00:12:28] Oh okay.
[00:12:29] I'll choose one.
[00:12:30] I should choose three.
[00:12:31] So if you have something that would be a good thing to have, and you have a
[00:12:36] good thing to have, and you have a bad thing to have, and you have a bad thing
[00:12:41] to have, and you have a bad thing to have, and you have a bad thing to have, and
[00:12:47] So if you have something that would allow you to, instead of rolling Act Under
[00:12:52] Pressure, but roll something that would...
[00:12:54] I'm going to go Jacked Up Senses.
[00:12:57] Okay.
[00:12:58] But yeah, do you have anything in that aces moves that you have circled?
[00:13:04] I understand now it's just like hang on.
[00:13:06] I have circled, as I can ignore all harm from incoming attack, I can pull up a
[00:13:11] Deplifying Stun, quickly close the gap between yourself and the target, and pull
[00:13:15] someone's ass out of the fire.
[00:13:17] Yeah, okay.
[00:13:18] So yeah, roll your 2d6 and then plus to your cool so that you can act under
[00:13:24] pressure as you are piloting through a Starship Grifio.
[00:13:28] I rolled a 4 and a 6.
[00:13:30] Okay, so with 4 and 6, those together.
[00:13:33] 10.
[00:13:34] 10?
[00:13:35] So 13.
[00:13:36] 13?
[00:13:37] Okay, so you have 13.
[00:13:38] So you're...
[00:13:39] That's fantastic.
[00:13:40] You're like...
[00:13:41] You're...
[00:13:42] I'm cool.
[00:13:43] Yes.
[00:13:44] As Mark puts on his sunglasses.
[00:13:46] My pit fighters.
[00:13:47] His macho man, Randy Savage looking glasses.
[00:13:50] So take experience.
[00:13:52] You get an experience point.
[00:13:54] Oh god.
[00:13:55] We're pulling this shit up like a character shit.
[00:13:57] And everybody...
[00:13:58] No, no.
[00:13:59] You're a creep.
[00:14:00] Crap.
[00:14:01] Your ship takes one harm.
[00:14:03] Oh god.
[00:14:04] And everybody needs to roll...
[00:14:07] Everybody needs to roll...
[00:14:08] Or who's in the...
[00:14:09] Which is everybody.
[00:14:10] Everyone in my cock?
[00:14:12] Yeah, everybody in my cock needs to roll a 2d6 for Act Under Pressure.
[00:14:20] Because you're all basically Star Trek-like, whoa!
[00:14:25] As things get battered and stuff like that.
[00:14:28] I'm sorry, Act Under Pressure is...
[00:14:30] You're cool.
[00:14:31] Okay.
[00:14:32] So that's the bonus on top of this?
[00:14:34] Yeah.
[00:14:35] Yes.
[00:14:36] Oh, so that 10 that you rolled, Mark, you did not add a bonus to it.
[00:14:39] No, he did.
[00:14:40] Yeah, because he got 13.
[00:14:41] Yeah, he got 13.
[00:14:42] Oh, okay.
[00:14:43] So 15.
[00:14:44] I need something more.
[00:14:45] I've got those.
[00:14:46] You got a 7?
[00:14:47] Yup.
[00:14:48] 6.
[00:14:49] Okay, 6.
[00:14:50] So you failed to roll experience.
[00:14:51] Oh yeah.
[00:14:52] Also we gotta wait for everything.
[00:14:53] Yeah.
[00:14:54] I need something with a base on.
[00:14:55] Something.
[00:14:56] Something.
[00:14:57] Here, I actually have...
[00:14:59] Does this mic help?
[00:15:00] Use that?
[00:15:01] It's good though.
[00:15:02] Yup.
[00:15:03] Thank you.
[00:15:04] Now we need like Mike Hawk, Mike Hunt, and Mike Roach.
[00:15:14] Mike Roach.
[00:15:15] Mike Roach.
[00:15:16] God damn it.
[00:15:17] My Jock.
[00:15:18] Yeah, mine.
[00:15:19] 9.
[00:15:20] It's Shrat.
[00:15:21] You got a 9?
[00:15:22] Okay, you're good.
[00:15:23] Yeah, you're good.
[00:15:24] 9.
[00:15:25] So Seb and...
[00:15:26] Fox and Doug.
[00:15:27] How can I forget Doug?
[00:15:28] Doug and Doug.
[00:15:29] Yeah, Doug and Fox are...
[00:15:30] You guys are like battered but you're okay.
[00:15:31] Really good.
[00:15:32] I'm still...
[00:15:33] Like, Fox and Doug.
[00:15:34] Yeah, I'm still...
[00:15:35] I'm still...
[00:15:36] I'm still...
[00:15:37] I'm still...
[00:15:38] I'm still...
[00:15:39] I'm still...
[00:15:40] I'm still...
[00:15:41] I'm still...
[00:15:42] I'm still...
[00:15:43] Like, the same cannot be said for...
[00:15:45] For him.
[00:15:46] Yeah, we're going to have to wait for Aaron to roll because you're in a little bit
[00:15:50] of trouble there, Fookyas.
[00:15:51] Fookyas!
[00:15:52] No!
[00:15:53] So that is Vitality or Wounds?
[00:15:56] It's Wounds.
[00:15:57] Also, Mark has lost your dice.
[00:16:00] What?
[00:16:01] Right there.
[00:16:02] Oh, you just said you couldn't find them.
[00:16:03] I'm blind as a bat apparently.
[00:16:06] Coffee for the big time, yeah.
[00:16:09] Yeah.
[00:16:10] Cream of the crop.
[00:16:11] Cream of the crop.
[00:16:12] Oh, yeah.
[00:16:13] I'm busting out all the Macho Mayor Andy Savage quotes I know.
[00:16:20] Which means you don't have any more, right?
[00:16:23] Oh god, he's googling them.
[00:16:25] We're just going to lose Aaron.
[00:16:28] We're losing him to the bathroom because he has to think of a future for him.
[00:16:35] Man, Future Me is going to hate editing this episode.
[00:16:37] So that's a Future Me problem.
[00:16:41] Yep.
[00:16:42] Waiting on me?
[00:16:43] Yeah.
[00:16:44] Excuse me, we need everyone to roll.
[00:16:45] You need to roll because Dave rolled Portly.
[00:16:47] Yeah, no, he shouldn't.
[00:16:49] What am I rolling for?
[00:16:50] Well, he doesn't have to roll because I rolled Portly.
[00:16:52] No, no, he...
[00:16:53] What am I rolling?
[00:16:54] Sorry?
[00:16:55] You're rolling for me.
[00:16:56] Oh.
[00:16:57] Mmm.
[00:16:58] So strike roll.
[00:16:59] Strike roll to me.
[00:17:00] Knight.
[00:17:01] Knight?
[00:17:02] Okay.
[00:17:03] So you're banged out but like you're going to roll?
[00:17:05] The ship hitting some debris and stuff like that didn't affect you too much.
[00:17:14] Although you do see your padawan is dangling for dear life as she's hanging for a rip in the hull.
[00:17:30] Okay.
[00:17:31] Into space.
[00:17:32] Oh, okay.
[00:17:33] Yeah.
[00:17:34] All right.
[00:17:35] Well, fuck, I guess I will take a...
[00:17:39] How does that work?
[00:17:42] I suffer minus one harm so that I can have three fourths points and then I will use
[00:17:59] the force to pull her back in the ship.
[00:18:03] Okay.
[00:18:04] So you just use the force to do that?
[00:18:09] Yes.
[00:18:10] Okay, yeah.
[00:18:11] Yeah, so you were dangling like you got thrown back from the concussion and then
[00:18:17] you got pulled in toward a crack in the hull that was threatened to basically jam
[00:18:26] you through it and turn you into paste.
[00:18:29] It wasn't like a gaping hole but it was basically like a shredded crack.
[00:18:33] It's like aliens four.
[00:18:34] Yeah, basically.
[00:18:35] I probably regressed into Jar Jar screaming noises during this.
[00:18:40] And then your master used the force to help you.
[00:18:44] So now you guys have the problem of the ship is slowly decompressing because there's
[00:18:48] a giant crack in the hull.
[00:18:50] Okay.
[00:18:52] So what would you like to try and do to fix that?
[00:18:55] How can we fix that?
[00:18:57] You can...
[00:18:58] I don't know, how would you fix that?
[00:19:00] It's like sort of a...
[00:19:01] This is like toward you guys.
[00:19:02] Like roleplay.
[00:19:03] How big a hole are we talking?
[00:19:06] Like a three or four foot jagged crack.
[00:19:10] Okay.
[00:19:11] Null.
[00:19:12] Are there any panels of durasteel or anything on the floor or against the walls or...?
[00:19:18] I also assume a ship would have at least something on board just for smaller cracks.
[00:19:24] For like cracks and stuff like that?
[00:19:25] Yeah.
[00:19:26] At least a tempered piece.
[00:19:27] For a welding or some kind of a welding kit to like...
[00:19:29] Yeah, but this isn't like a tiny crack.
[00:19:31] No, but at least there'd be something on it.
[00:19:34] Like...
[00:19:35] How about you guys roll...
[00:19:40] Check out the scene.
[00:19:42] So like roll candy.
[00:19:45] You said candy?
[00:19:46] Yeah.
[00:19:47] To look around and see what you can find for like stuff to do with it.
[00:19:51] He would probably be the one to know about this too.
[00:19:54] Yeah, well he's also piloting it.
[00:19:56] It's his ship.
[00:19:57] Yeah.
[00:19:58] I got a four.
[00:19:59] Nope.
[00:20:00] Okay, so you're like...
[00:20:01] What happened with the ship?
[00:20:02] You're like...
[00:20:03] So take an experience.
[00:20:04] Yep.
[00:20:05] You are too focused on keeping the ship...
[00:20:09] Because you accidentally veered yourself into a particularly nasty part of the pre-field.
[00:20:14] Okay.
[00:20:15] So you're just like barely trying to keep this thing from getting any more scrapes
[00:20:17] and the brutes and stuff like that.
[00:20:19] So you're just like...
[00:20:20] You're ignoring all the cries in the back.
[00:20:22] Yeah.
[00:20:23] Yeah.
[00:20:24] Seven.
[00:20:25] Seven?
[00:20:26] Okay.
[00:20:27] Yeah, you find some emergency durasteel plating and a welder.
[00:20:34] Okay.
[00:20:35] Yeah.
[00:20:36] Also, you do take one harm from earlier because you were basically banged up from the...
[00:20:46] That's vitality?
[00:20:47] No, that would be wound.
[00:20:49] Okay.
[00:20:50] Right, or Aaron.
[00:20:54] In the Star Wars D20, was it vitality that was like the temporary points or were it
[00:20:57] wounds that were...
[00:20:58] Vitality is temporary.
[00:20:59] Wounds are...
[00:21:00] Sorry.
[00:21:01] Vitality.
[00:21:02] Yeah, it's vitality.
[00:21:03] My bad.
[00:21:04] Okay.
[00:21:05] Where did my racer go?
[00:21:06] I don't know.
[00:21:07] Oh.
[00:21:08] Where's his racer?
[00:21:09] He was up here.
[00:21:10] Oh, this one?
[00:21:11] Yep.
[00:21:12] Sure, is it white?
[00:21:13] Yes.
[00:21:14] Thank you.
[00:21:16] Okay, so you have some durasteel plates and the welder.
[00:21:21] I acted under pressure to put that back on there.
[00:21:27] And that is a...
[00:21:30] Cool.
[00:21:31] Is it a cool one?
[00:21:32] Yep.
[00:21:33] I would also say if you want to muscle through it, it would also be like a rug
[00:21:38] in.
[00:21:43] Yeah.
[00:21:44] Fine.
[00:21:45] Take an experience and...
[00:21:46] It's not going well.
[00:21:47] Yeah, you're fumbling and like it's... you get pretty banged up.
[00:21:52] You actually... one of the durasteel plates that you're planning to install slips right
[00:21:59] through the crack.
[00:22:02] Oh my God.
[00:22:03] Yep.
[00:22:04] Yep.
[00:22:05] Yep.
[00:22:06] Yep.
[00:22:07] Yep.
[00:22:08] Yep.
[00:22:09] Yep.
[00:22:10] Through the crack.
[00:22:11] And you actually hurt yourself in the process of taking other...
[00:22:16] She dropped a lot of foot first.
[00:22:18] I like how now it sucks, my head hits against the wall.
[00:22:21] Basically, yeah.
[00:22:22] Does anybody want to try and give her a hand?
[00:22:24] Yes.
[00:22:25] Okay.
[00:22:26] The game ends before it even gets started.
[00:22:27] It's a little bad.
[00:22:28] The only survivor is my character because it's a different ship.
[00:22:31] It's not going well.
[00:22:33] Yeah.
[00:22:36] Nine.
[00:22:38] Nine?
[00:22:39] Nine.
[00:22:40] I keep her like seven.
[00:22:41] Okay, then yeah.
[00:22:42] Yeah.
[00:22:43] It takes a bit more grunt work, but you guys managed to put the plate on properly.
[00:22:50] For some reason, the...
[00:22:52] Yeah, Fukuyasin had gone to put it up, but before she could flatten it, it went
[00:22:58] in like...
[00:22:59] Yeah.
[00:23:00] And you managed to put another piece of durasteel on and have her hold it there
[00:23:04] while you wailed at some of them.
[00:23:07] Jag, I need you to roll Act Under Pressure because that piece of durasteel comes
[00:23:15] jizzing out and you're flying close to the Mike Hawk.
[00:23:23] My first two is coming out like this.
[00:23:25] And it ejaculated a piece of...
[00:23:28] You did not have to do that.
[00:23:30] I didn't, but I did.
[00:23:31] So what am I rolling with on that one?
[00:23:33] Your Puskool.
[00:23:34] Oh, okay.
[00:23:35] And you look cute, that's true.
[00:23:37] I know.
[00:23:38] You're allowed to have fun.
[00:23:39] Six plus three, so nine.
[00:23:41] Nine.
[00:23:42] We're all rolling nines.
[00:23:43] Okay.
[00:23:44] No, I'm not.
[00:23:45] I'm really not.
[00:23:46] Three of us have so far.
[00:23:47] We're all rolling nine.
[00:23:48] Yeah.
[00:23:49] Yeah, you barely do a barrel roll to avoid a piece of durasteel plating that
[00:23:58] comes off of the hawk.
[00:24:01] Okay.
[00:24:02] And eventually the debris field clears and you guys make it over to the refueling
[00:24:11] station.
[00:24:12] So it's kind of like a spindle style ship.
[00:24:16] If you guys have seen Clone Wars, it's one of those large refueling stations they
[00:24:20] have where they have the Star Destroyers or the bigger ships docking in and stuff
[00:24:25] like that.
[00:24:26] It's also in the Mandalorian I think where somebody has it as a port.
[00:24:31] Or like their own.
[00:24:32] They're built basically the same way too.
[00:24:34] Yeah, it's like a spinning top basically.
[00:24:37] And there is kind of a chunk, it's almost like a cheese wheel.
[00:24:41] There's a chunk of it missing and that's where the hangar bay kind of area is.
[00:24:45] And there's a hangar bay on the side of one of the cut out parts.
[00:24:51] And there is a hanger that looks like the shields are, there's heavy shields
[00:24:58] all around the ship but there's a window where ships are allowed to pass in and
[00:25:03] go into the hangar.
[00:25:06] So the hawk and does the interceptor go into the hangar as well?
[00:25:15] Does Jag also dock his...
[00:25:18] Yes, he's going to dock.
[00:25:20] I'm pretty sure I have a revolver, don't I or something?
[00:25:22] Yeah, you should have it on your character sheet.
[00:25:24] It should give you equipment.
[00:25:26] Here's my equipment.
[00:25:31] You got a gun.
[00:25:33] See?
[00:25:34] I know what I'm doing.
[00:25:35] No, it's on this one.
[00:25:37] I get a blaster.
[00:25:38] You have one handy weapon.
[00:25:41] So handy weapon...
[00:25:44] Oh, you get to choose from all of your ones.
[00:25:46] I know.
[00:25:47] I went with like a heavy blaster to represent the different primal sources of magic.
[00:25:54] Get you guys landing to the ship.
[00:25:58] Over these crappy and old speakers is that...
[00:26:05] Here it's live day and we want you to have fun.
[00:26:08] Like that really annoying peppy music.
[00:26:13] It's partially staticky and all kind of eerie.
[00:26:18] There's balloons on some stuff.
[00:26:23] And party-like decorations on some of the bulwark of the hangar.
[00:26:31] And there's two doors.
[00:26:38] Yeah, there's two doors.
[00:26:42] One...
[00:26:45] So, actually where is some of this paper?
[00:26:47] I can draw this thing for you.
[00:26:51] A pencil.
[00:26:53] So there's the hangar.
[00:26:59] And there's a door going near the...
[00:27:04] Just hand it to them.
[00:27:06] I'll hang my cloak up because that's where the hangar is.
[00:27:12] Funny.
[00:27:18] There's an opened door and then there's a sealed door.
[00:27:20] And the one that's closest to where you guys just came in from, near a space...
[00:27:25] That door is sealed and then the one in front of the opening is wide open.
[00:27:34] And it also has like most...
[00:27:36] The one that's open also has the most paraphernalia of some kind of creepy birthday attire.
[00:27:44] Or birthday-like decorations.
[00:27:46] Streamers.
[00:27:47] Yeah, streamers and banners.
[00:27:49] There's an old janky sign in arabish that reads, like, life day land over the entrance.
[00:27:58] What does the rest of this place look like?
[00:28:00] Pristine or is it run down?
[00:28:01] It looks really run down.
[00:28:03] Like it hasn't been kept up in years.
[00:28:06] And Nicholas Cage has not been here yet.
[00:28:12] Are you bad enough dudes to be Nick Cage in this movie?
[00:28:15] No, God no.
[00:28:21] I'm just waking over at Fouk Yass.
[00:28:25] You're in the kitchen.
[00:28:27] He actually landed.
[00:28:31] So you guys are getting out of your ships and seeing all this.
[00:28:35] Where do you want to go?
[00:28:39] Like I said, there's a closed door and an open door.
[00:28:41] Do you want to try and open the door?
[00:28:43] Is the closed one closed normally or...
[00:28:47] I mean, two of you have got lightsabers.
[00:28:49] Light battle stop.
[00:28:50] Let's check the open door first.
[00:28:52] Because if we go through the closed door then something could come behind us through the open door.
[00:28:58] The open door.
[00:28:59] There.
[00:29:05] So you start going through like a hall.
[00:29:07] The open door goes through like a hallway.
[00:29:09] Where there's like a bunch of like, again, kind of childy...
[00:29:14] Like actually it looks like the walls of this hall that kind of loop around.
[00:29:23] We're doing like a curving motion around.
[00:29:25] It's almost like it's going along with the circular design of the refueling station.
[00:29:32] The station's walls are painted to look almost like they're like a facade of...
[00:29:40] Like a cheap facade of trees and forest.
[00:29:44] And there's like creepy happy Wookiees with like really big bright smiles.
[00:29:51] Just staring at you guys as you walk through this hallway.
[00:29:55] And the lights are like sparking and like sputtering out.
[00:30:00] And you walk into the next area, like the end of the hallway.
[00:30:05] And there's like tables and chairs.
[00:30:10] Kind of a disarray all around this large circular central stage.
[00:30:17] And there's at least two figures on the stage.
[00:30:24] And as soon as you guys walk in, the lights kind of start like sparking the light.
[00:30:28] And it's like, yeah, and the figures start moving in jerky motions.
[00:30:31] It looks like a spotlight kicks in but then sputs out a couple of times.
[00:30:36] And it's a Wookiee in a robe.
[00:30:42] And he's holding a crystal ball in his hand.
[00:30:47] And then there is a spider-like human creature with long black hair.
[00:30:56] And they are just doing the Life Day song.
[00:31:01] And occasionally the robot Spider-Man thing will like hiccup.
[00:31:06] And he's like, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, you're so funny.
[00:31:15] You guys could roll me, or you guys could roll a cunning to see, to, to, to, to,
[00:31:22] you mean candy?
[00:31:23] Yes, it's an embassy.
[00:31:24] You mean candy?
[00:31:25] Candy, yeah, sorry, candy, yeah, not cunning.
[00:31:28] Yeah, roll candy.
[00:31:30] Roll my canning.
[00:31:32] Eight?
[00:31:33] Yeah.
[00:31:34] Okay.
[00:31:36] Nine.
[00:31:38] Nine?
[00:31:39] There's my nine.
[00:31:40] Okay.
[00:31:41] Damn.
[00:31:42] Eleven.
[00:31:43] Wow.
[00:31:44] I rolled a nine.
[00:31:46] I'm rolling nines.
[00:31:49] Fox three.
[00:31:50] Okay, you've never heard, this is, what the fuck are you guys, what, what, what,
[00:31:55] what holy droid hell have you found yourselves in?
[00:31:58] That's what, that's what O'Hara was.
[00:32:00] We just had a cool war flashback.
[00:32:01] Yeah.
[00:32:02] Meanwhile, like you got like,
[00:32:06] Fukuyas and, and, and Doug,
[00:32:11] you guys kind of, obviously that's a Wookiee.
[00:32:14] Yeah.
[00:32:15] Wearing traditional life Wookiee, like, like a Wookiee attire, like they
[00:32:18] wear robes and they have, they hold like a crystal ball and stuff like that.
[00:32:21] The spider thing you think is like a cartoon version of like a,
[00:32:26] an animal from, from the Wookiee homeworld, Kashyyyk.
[00:32:29] And, and Fox, you, you actually, you know of this place.
[00:32:35] You recognize something like it clicks like, oh, we're in Life Dayland.
[00:32:38] I've heard of this place.
[00:32:41] I've never been, but I've heard, you've heard stories of people like, like,
[00:32:44] you remember as a kid, if somebody told you something about this place
[00:32:47] called Life Dayland with,
[00:32:49] I didn't know it was a ship.
[00:32:51] Wiki the Wookiee and, and hang on.
[00:32:56] And, Wishow the Wishok,
[00:33:01] which is a spider like creature that lives on Kashyyyk.
[00:33:04] But they've made a cartoon mascot of him for this, this Life Dayland place.
[00:33:10] And he wears, he has like long black hair and he has a little,
[00:33:14] has a little like, a little bow tie.
[00:33:17] And usually he throws moon balls around.
[00:33:23] That's right.
[00:33:24] That's right.
[00:33:25] Yeah.
[00:33:26] And yeah, like you're like, you've never been here,
[00:33:28] but you've heard like stories of this place, like when you were a kid.
[00:33:32] And you always, you kind of wanted to go there,
[00:33:33] but then like just kind of slipped out of memory because you've never,
[00:33:36] no one's ever like, you've never like been, like never gone here.
[00:33:43] Or you never, you didn't even know where it was.
[00:33:45] But you've heard of it from like stories that like ship,
[00:33:47] like people around you had mentioned and stuff.
[00:33:50] So yeah, yeah, these things, these things are like singing
[00:33:53] and like bantering to each other.
[00:33:55] And some, some little like droids or some other,
[00:34:02] some like little other like childlike figures start running up to you guys.
[00:34:06] At least they look like childlike figures at first because they're that small.
[00:34:10] But then you realize they're like those monkey lizards that like,
[00:34:17] you know, Jabba the Hutt from Return of the Jedi,
[00:34:19] that little like monkey lizard.
[00:34:24] They come running up to you, but then as they get closer,
[00:34:28] you realize like their costumes on little pit droids.
[00:34:32] And is that actual like costume or is that like hide
[00:34:39] and like skin off of the face of one that they're wearing?
[00:34:45] And they're coming up to you, it's like, can we get your seat?
[00:34:48] Can we get your seat for the show?
[00:34:50] This is horrifying.
[00:34:56] It is.
[00:34:57] I'll look to my padawan and see what she's doing.
[00:35:01] I'm just...
[00:35:02] Making out with Martin McAlister.
[00:35:04] No, I'm not.
[00:35:05] I'm concerned about being murdered right now.
[00:35:08] So yeah, they're asking you guys to like, can they help you?
[00:35:15] Can they get you a table for the show?
[00:35:19] Yes.
[00:35:20] Okay, I guess we're taking your lead.
[00:35:23] You say you're going to go along with them, but no.
[00:35:27] Alright.
[00:35:28] They run out, they scamper off to like a table nearby
[00:35:33] and the cleanest one, the one that hasn't been like broken or destroyed.
[00:35:38] And like they pull up the chairs for you guys to sit.
[00:35:43] And then there's like, would you like refreshments?
[00:35:47] Do we have the finest meats?
[00:35:51] Meats and water.
[00:35:55] Also, yes, I'm actually curious to see what they bring out.
[00:35:58] Let's start with the water.
[00:36:00] Okay.
[00:36:01] Yeah, water.
[00:36:02] Water is great.
[00:36:03] Okay, so only Fox is the only one trying the food?
[00:36:06] We're all doing it.
[00:36:08] I want to see what they bring out.
[00:36:10] Okay.
[00:36:11] They scamper off.
[00:36:12] As they go to scamper off into like one of the other rooms and some of that,
[00:36:16] eventually like the light, the spotlights putter out from the stage
[00:36:22] and then just like covered in darkness and then it sputters back on.
[00:36:26] And Weshow is gone.
[00:36:30] You son of a bitch.
[00:36:32] And you guys just hear in the darkness.
[00:36:38] But yeah, it's pretty close to the rooftop, like somewhere in the shadows.
[00:36:43] Like the room is very poorly lit.
[00:36:46] But yeah.
[00:36:47] Anyone got a flashlight?
[00:36:49] Nope.
[00:36:51] Ma'am?
[00:36:53] Yeah.
[00:36:54] So you do that?
[00:36:55] Ma'am?
[00:36:56] It's a dead ease.
[00:36:57] I mean, I probably have flashlights on my helmet or something.
[00:37:00] You probably do, yeah.
[00:37:03] Is Jag just like accepting all this or is he actually just on his bed?
[00:37:07] He's on his phone right now.
[00:37:08] He does have that the whole time.
[00:37:09] I have Clone Wars-era Jedi armor under my robe.
[00:37:14] Does that include a utility belt?
[00:37:17] A utility belt?
[00:37:18] I think we did a sub-set, yeah.
[00:37:20] So then I would have a flashlight.
[00:37:22] Probably, yeah.
[00:37:23] Okay.
[00:37:24] So yeah, yeah.
[00:37:26] Have you just accepted this like all this weirdness?
[00:37:29] Yes.
[00:37:30] Okay.
[00:37:31] I'm using my cool.
[00:37:32] Okay.
[00:37:33] It sounds like you should roll for that.
[00:37:35] I can roll for that if you wish.
[00:37:36] Yeah, roll cool.
[00:37:37] Everyone?
[00:37:38] Yeah, this is pretty unnerving.
[00:37:40] So yeah, keep it from freaking out.
[00:37:42] Okay.
[00:37:43] Eight.
[00:37:44] Eight?
[00:37:45] You're fine.
[00:37:46] Nine, ten, eleven.
[00:37:47] Okay, yeah, you're fine.
[00:37:48] I got a three.
[00:37:49] Three?
[00:37:50] Yep.
[00:37:51] Oh, God.
[00:37:52] Okay, take an experience as you're just like what the fuck.
[00:38:00] Where did the Y-shot go?
[00:38:02] What?
[00:38:03] I am cool.
[00:38:06] I am calm.
[00:38:07] So before you.
[00:38:08] You're a fucking 12.
[00:38:09] Yeah, so you're like what droid hell is this?
[00:38:12] And it's like okay, there's droids.
[00:38:14] I've been through this before and they're just pit droids.
[00:38:17] It's fine.
[00:38:18] There was a whole war devoted to this and I survived.
[00:38:22] Eight.
[00:38:23] Eight?
[00:38:24] Okay, you're fine.
[00:38:25] Wait, what time period are we in?
[00:38:27] We're like after the Battle of the End.
[00:38:29] Like five years after the Battle of the End.
[00:38:31] After the Battle of the End or is what we established.
[00:38:33] Sorry, yeah, after the.
[00:38:34] We're not even rolling.
[00:38:35] Yeah, sorry five years after the Battle of Endor.
[00:38:37] Oh, okay.
[00:38:38] Basically the Mandalorian period.
[00:38:40] I guess it's basically the Mandalorian period.
[00:38:42] Mandalorian season one is happening right now.
[00:38:44] I probably wasn't alive in the Clone Wars.
[00:38:46] You probably not.
[00:38:48] I don't know how old.
[00:38:50] That's weird.
[00:38:52] Okay, well I'm fine if I was but.
[00:38:54] I got six.
[00:38:55] You got six?
[00:38:56] Okay, so take an experience.
[00:38:58] I figured as much as I was looking for my pencil.
[00:39:00] Oh, gotcha.
[00:39:01] I've leveled up.
[00:39:02] What the fuck?
[00:39:04] Yeah, so how do you want to react?
[00:39:06] Yeah, like you're not doing too good.
[00:39:08] You and Doug are just like panicking.
[00:39:12] Yeah.
[00:39:14] I'm just like constantly looking around.
[00:39:17] So do you have your flat?
[00:39:18] Are you using your combat flashlight?
[00:39:21] Not yet.
[00:39:22] I'm getting close to it.
[00:39:24] I'm probably freaking out a little bit.
[00:39:25] Maybe repeating there is no chaos, there is harmony.
[00:39:27] There is no chaos, there is harmony.
[00:39:29] Yeah, as you're doing that, there's a lot of like thick, weird looking greasy cobwebs everywhere.
[00:39:37] I'm going to put my hand on my padawan's shoulder and remind her that there is no passion, there is serenity.
[00:39:45] There is chaos, there is harmony.
[00:39:49] And I will use that excuse to mark myself as inexperienced.
[00:39:56] Fair.
[00:39:59] I will not double up on experience because I just got experienced for a good feeling.
[00:40:03] So I'm assuming I wouldn't double up on that.
[00:40:06] So the pit droids or the coacchian staph droids, which coacchians are what the monkey lizards are called.
[00:40:16] These things for sodding come out with a couple of platters with those, what's that, bowl that goes over food?
[00:40:26] Closh.
[00:40:28] Yeah, what?
[00:40:30] Isn't that a cloche?
[00:40:31] A cloche?
[00:40:32] You may be right. I have no idea.
[00:40:33] I think it's a cloche.
[00:40:34] Yeah, cloche.
[00:40:35] They come out with that and a tray of water or waters.
[00:40:42] They're all like metal cups so you can't see what the contents is.
[00:40:47] But they put them on like, here you go, here you go.
[00:40:50] And then they put the cloche over but don't open it.
[00:40:54] Are you guys checking the water?
[00:40:56] I guess.
[00:40:58] It doesn't smell very good.
[00:41:00] If that's water, that's either from the sink or from the bathroom.
[00:41:12] Like whatever it is, it's not good looking.
[00:41:16] Okay.
[00:41:18] You're getting, you've been racking up some force points.
[00:41:21] You're getting a weird oppressive darkness about this place now.
[00:41:26] And some of it is actually emanating from the cloche, the platter that's covered on the table.
[00:41:35] And the droids are all surrounding your table watching you guys expectantly.
[00:41:43] Like the little red eyes through the open mouths of these.
[00:41:47] You're not entirely sure that's like a synthetic mask they're wearing.
[00:41:56] That kind of looks like it's sagging from rot and not like synthetic.
[00:42:01] Not the good kind of rot.
[00:42:02] Yeah, not like rot from something that's synthetic but like rot from an organic matter.
[00:42:07] But they're just like, the faces are just kind of sagging on these metal carapaces of the pitroids.
[00:42:15] Okay.
[00:42:16] I don't like this.
[00:42:17] Do you want to, who's opening that cloche?
[00:42:20] Well, I'm the one who ordered it so I guess I'll do it.
[00:42:22] Okay.
[00:42:23] I've got a bad feeling about this but I'll do it.
[00:42:25] You open it and there is the head of a human with dark green hair and freckles.
[00:42:38] Just like a face of utter terror.
[00:42:41] She looks like she's been dead for a couple of days.
[00:42:46] And that's when the pitroids convert, just like leap on you guys.
[00:42:52] This is not what I ordered.
[00:42:53] So yeah, you guys are in combat with the pitroids or these coaxian pitroids.
[00:42:58] I'm running into my ship.
[00:43:00] Okay, you're going to have to roll to evade that so it's going to be coolant pressure.
[00:43:06] Is there a ship in this room?
[00:43:08] So you're telling me I need to roll cool again?
[00:43:10] Yes, unfortunately.
[00:43:12] Or fortunately.
[00:43:14] Well for me unfortunately because that's what I have.
[00:43:16] I want you dead Mark.
[00:43:18] Well.
[00:43:20] You're fucking annoying, I want you dead.
[00:43:22] Actually, would it be?
[00:43:26] Yeah, no it would be coolant pressure.
[00:43:28] Act under pressure because you're trying to get the pitroids.
[00:43:30] I might not necessarily fly away.
[00:43:32] Okay.
[00:43:34] So in this game there is no actual solid initiative.
[00:43:37] It's just like we just take turns.
[00:43:39] Cool.
[00:43:40] So we'll start with mercencies being full.
[00:43:44] Nine plus three.
[00:43:46] Nine.
[00:43:47] Okay, see on a ten plus.
[00:43:53] Yeah, on a ten plus.
[00:43:55] You pull it off without a hitch.
[00:43:57] Mark is going to the pilot dust.
[00:43:59] Alright we must defend ourselves against these.
[00:44:01] Where'd Jag go?
[00:44:03] Jag? Jagged off.
[00:44:05] Where'd Jag go?
[00:44:07] It's just an outline where he was pilot dust.
[00:44:09] Yeah.
[00:44:11] For the rest of you who wants to go into...
[00:44:15] So go in blazing is like the fight roll in this.
[00:44:19] You can also stand in defense.
[00:44:21] Like to basically defend...
[00:44:23] When you stand in defense of a person, place or thing,
[00:44:27] you can roll rugged to like defend somebody else.
[00:44:29] Well, I had a bad feeling about that.
[00:44:33] Yeah.
[00:44:35] So I'm already up on my feet.
[00:44:37] And I'm igniting my lightsaber.
[00:44:39] I'm holding the cloche I guess.
[00:44:41] And I'm going to roll rugged for my lightsaber duelist.
[00:44:45] Okay.
[00:44:49] Eleven.
[00:44:51] That gives me three points to use for lightsabery things.
[00:44:57] Okay.
[00:44:59] So that's like your...
[00:45:01] On a ten plus.
[00:45:05] You can choose one of the following things.
[00:45:07] You inflict terrible harm.
[00:45:09] You don't suffer any harm in your return.
[00:45:11] You expose or create a weakness.
[00:45:13] Or you take something from your opposition.
[00:45:17] I take their life.
[00:45:19] I was going to say that.
[00:45:21] So...
[00:45:25] I'm going to take no harm.
[00:45:29] Okay.
[00:45:31] And you do the damage from your lightsaber in the fight.
[00:45:35] It's three armor reducing?
[00:45:39] Armor piercing?
[00:45:41] Or armor piercing I mean.
[00:45:43] Mine is.
[00:45:45] I guess so.
[00:45:47] I don't see where it actually says what my lightsaber stats are.
[00:45:51] Well, either way mine is three harm AP.
[00:45:55] I think it's just like...
[00:45:57] It's not three AP.
[00:45:59] It's three harm and it also has the additional armor piercing on it.
[00:46:01] Yeah.
[00:46:03] There's no additional levels of armor piercing?
[00:46:05] No.
[00:46:07] So I have a whole bunch of them.
[00:46:09] So okay, three AP.
[00:46:11] I'll put that down.
[00:46:13] Because lightsabers are pretty consistent.
[00:46:15] Yeah.
[00:46:20] Okay.
[00:46:22] You cut down a swath of the pitroids that are converging on you guys.
[00:46:26] Fox, what do you do?
[00:46:28] Well, I've still got the cloche in my hand.
[00:46:30] I guess I'm going to swing that because I don't have a gun anymore.
[00:46:32] Yeah, you lost your carbon.
[00:46:34] So I'm swinging the cloche like a clock.
[00:46:36] Okay.
[00:46:38] Yeah, roll a roll.
[00:46:40] Stand and defend.
[00:46:42] Okay, so you're standing and defending somebody?
[00:46:44] I love this spot I'm holding.
[00:46:46] Oh yeah, okay, fair enough.
[00:46:48] Okay.
[00:46:50] No.
[00:46:52] Four.
[00:46:54] Okay.
[00:46:56] I missed terribly.
[00:46:58] You missed terribly and you take...
[00:47:00] I believe you're going to take...
[00:47:02] one harm and you are grappled.
[00:47:06] So you are held down by these creatures.
[00:47:08] Or by these droids.
[00:47:10] As they are just like...
[00:47:12] They're starting to cart you away.
[00:47:14] Like the cloche is gone, you're just like being dragged away underneath some tables and toward that kit where they went to go get your food.
[00:47:24] And Doug?
[00:47:28] Uh, Doug?
[00:47:30] Uh...
[00:47:32] Big.
[00:47:34] Well, I don't want to be able to get taken.
[00:47:36] So I...
[00:47:38] I have a Flamethrower.
[00:47:40] Can I do a...
[00:47:42] No.
[00:47:44] Just wait and see what I can do.
[00:47:46] I just want to make a circle around us with a Flamethrower.
[00:47:48] I have a Yarrow with me.
[00:47:50] So it's kind of like...
[00:47:52] between you guys and her.
[00:47:54] I'm sure the Jedi's could jump
[00:47:56] and I have a jet pack.
[00:47:58] Okay, fair enough.
[00:48:00] So that would be...
[00:48:02] probably go in blazing.
[00:48:04] Literally.
[00:48:06] Go in blazing?
[00:48:08] Or actually I would probably also stand in defense because you're using the Flamethrower to stand in defense of the place.
[00:48:12] Yeah.
[00:48:14] So roll rugged still.
[00:48:16] They're both rugged.
[00:48:18] What the hell is my rugged?
[00:48:20] I have nothing in rugged so it's straight dice for me.
[00:48:22] I'm going to roll terrible.
[00:48:24] Six.
[00:48:26] Plus the rugged?
[00:48:28] Okay, take an experience.
[00:48:30] You guys all...
[00:48:32] I guess...
[00:48:36] O'Hara and Fugias
[00:48:38] will act under pressure to evade a fire.
[00:48:46] As your Doug friend was trying to create a ring of fire
[00:48:55] was like basically creating just eight...
[00:48:57] you're just in fire.
[00:48:59] What are we rolling? Cool?
[00:49:01] Cool air pressure.
[00:49:03] So eight, you're still taking the call.
[00:49:05] Eight? Okay so you leap away from the flames.
[00:49:09] But you do get singed.
[00:49:13] Because it's between seven and nine.
[00:49:15] So you do manage to get out of the way of the fire but you do take one vitality.
[00:49:19] Here? I did exactly what he did.
[00:49:21] So you also take one vitality.
[00:49:23] But you leap out of danger so you're not going to be on fire.
[00:49:27] You also need to roll the air pressure there.
[00:49:31] To get out of the fire that you just started or under your feet.
[00:49:35] What is my cool negative one?
[00:49:37] So basically what happened here is basically...
[00:49:41] Don't worry guys, I'll create a ring of fire.
[00:49:43] Just lit it up right under you guys.
[00:49:45] I'm rolling three.
[00:49:47] Really?
[00:49:49] You rolled a four.
[00:49:51] Oh god.
[00:49:53] I get to level up.
[00:49:55] Yeah if you survive.
[00:49:57] What's the flamethrower damage?
[00:49:59] Four is two harm.
[00:50:03] Okay you take two harm.
[00:50:05] Do you have any armor?
[00:50:07] I have one armor.
[00:50:09] Okay so you negate one of the harm.
[00:50:11] Is it vitality?
[00:50:13] Yeah good vitality.
[00:50:15] And you are on fire.
[00:50:17] Oh god.
[00:50:19] You have to put yourself out next turn.
[00:50:21] Question.
[00:50:23] What happens when you're full on vitality?
[00:50:25] You then switch to wounds and you're getting close to death.
[00:50:29] Yes!
[00:50:31] What do you want to do now that you've leaped over flame away from fire and you're being attacked by now...
[00:50:37] Droids.
[00:50:39] How many droids are there?
[00:50:41] There are lots of droids.
[00:50:43] Until you defeat a certain amount, there are lots of droids.
[00:50:47] A bunch of them are taking Fox away to a room where you guys got that food including that head.
[00:50:53] What do you mean?
[00:50:55] Do stun weapons work on droids?
[00:50:57] Probably not.
[00:50:59] What kind of stun weapon?
[00:51:01] I don't know.
[00:51:03] Because it isn't even a blaster stun weapon.
[00:51:05] If it's electrical then yes.
[00:51:07] All I've written down is stun pistol.
[00:51:09] Okay if it's a stun pistol then yes.
[00:51:11] Yeah.
[00:51:13] It is electric based.
[00:51:15] How many people are...
[00:51:17] people quote-unquote.
[00:51:19] How many droids are dragging off Fox?
[00:51:21] We'll say like four.
[00:51:23] Four pit droids are dragging her by the legs, kicking and screaming.
[00:51:25] How far away is this?
[00:51:27] This boy she's like...
[00:51:29] maybe like 10-20 feet away.
[00:51:31] Oh okay.
[00:51:33] So it's not like I need to snipe with the best of my power?
[00:51:35] No.
[00:51:37] They're dragging her under tables and between chairs and stuff like that.
[00:51:41] There's some obstacles in your way.
[00:51:43] Okay then I'll jump onto the nearest table.
[00:51:45] As I draw my stun pistol I'll take a shot at one of them as I'm running to catch up.
[00:51:51] Okay.
[00:51:53] Is it rugged?
[00:51:55] Yeah it's going blazing.
[00:51:57] Or standing...
[00:51:59] I would also say this would be standing in defense of something because you are trying to defend her.
[00:52:01] So yeah it's still rugged.
[00:52:03] There might be a different outcome.
[00:52:13] Total of 10.
[00:52:15] Cool. 10 plus you choose two.
[00:52:17] You suffer little harm.
[00:52:19] You inflict harm on your attackers.
[00:52:21] You see what you're defending to safety.
[00:52:25] Or your efforts inspire or frighten others.
[00:52:29] I frighten all the droids and they drop me.
[00:52:33] Maybe.
[00:52:35] This is my fear mace attack from Eberron.
[00:52:37] You can choose two of those four options.
[00:52:39] Oh I can choose two.
[00:52:41] So if I don't suffer little harm I suffer more harm?
[00:52:45] So basically you guys are being attacked.
[00:52:47] I understand.
[00:52:49] If you don't take that you'll take harm from the droids.
[00:52:55] Because they're leaping onto that table with you and are hurting you.
[00:52:59] But if you take that you won't suffer.
[00:53:03] So if I suffer little harm and see what you're defending to safety.
[00:53:07] I don't take any damage.
[00:53:09] I don't damage them.
[00:53:11] But I free Fox from the captains.
[00:53:15] You manage to knock out one or two of them and she's able to get away from them.
[00:53:19] Ok. Then I'll do that.
[00:53:21] Ok.
[00:53:23] So I jump up on the table, I shoot the stun pistol.
[00:53:25] It's up to you if it hits or not.
[00:53:27] It shoots one of them.
[00:53:29] Yeah and then I'll come in and dive kick the other one out of the way.
[00:53:33] Not really doing damage to them but just kind of knocking them away.
[00:53:37] Get Fox to safety.
[00:53:41] Get away from the main captains.
[00:53:43] As you guys are fighting these pitroids off, you also hear it's like...
[00:53:49] Let's play some Moonball huh?
[00:53:51] And then you hear a very distinct sound.
[00:53:53] Beep beep beep beep beep beep.
[00:53:55] From like in the shadows on the ceiling.
[00:53:57] It does kind of sound like a thermal detonator.
[00:54:01] Yeah I was going to say.
[00:54:03] So we're going over to Speedy Gonzales over there.
[00:54:07] Jag, you are down that hallway at your time.
[00:54:11] I am.
[00:54:13] You popped up onto it.
[00:54:15] I'm jumping on my computer.
[00:54:17] I'm looking for a droid controller.
[00:54:19] On your interceptor?
[00:54:21] I'm going to see if I can target stuff within shift right?
[00:54:25] I'm looking to see if I can find the droid controller or if I can shut them all down.
[00:54:29] Maybe I can send a little torpedo action in there like in Phantom Menace.
[00:54:35] We're episode oneing this shit.
[00:54:37] Let's see what moves you got.
[00:54:41] What moves do you have?
[00:54:43] You have Jack of Senses?
[00:54:45] Oh yeah no.
[00:54:47] Yeah use your Tristram Feelings.
[00:54:49] You may roll with Candy instead of Deep.
[00:54:53] Candy?
[00:54:55] I have one Candy.
[00:54:57] I'm going to give you a plus one to your roll.
[00:54:59] I completely forgot about the specific class moves.
[00:55:01] I should have been having higher numbers.
[00:55:03] Okay.
[00:55:05] I'm going to roll.
[00:55:07] My class moves don't exactly help me.
[00:55:09] Friends in low places.
[00:55:11] I roll I think an eight so nine.
[00:55:13] Nine? Okay.
[00:55:15] Your sensors on your training interceptor are picking up that across from the insulator.
[00:55:25] Across from in space across like on the wall that's in space across from the hangar.
[00:55:31] There is the source of the droid controls and stuff like that.
[00:55:35] So I'm just going to let them know.
[00:55:37] Behind a wall of light.
[00:55:39] So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go on the radio and tell everybody that I found the droid controller.
[00:55:43] And I'm going to go after it.
[00:55:45] Okay.
[00:55:47] Because as soon as he said droids Phantom Menace popped in my head.
[00:55:49] And that's why I was like I'm running into my TIE fighter.
[00:55:53] Yeah.
[00:55:55] So your sensors are showing that like basically the wall in space like facing the facing the hangar opening.
[00:56:07] That's where like the power generator and stuff is according to your sensors.
[00:56:11] Yes.
[00:56:13] Also through that closed door is a there's a lot of like technology.
[00:56:17] There's a lot of like devices going on.
[00:56:19] So like that's probably where the droid controls are.
[00:56:21] So there's one outside and there's one inside.
[00:56:23] Yeah.
[00:56:25] So you got to try and blow a hole through really powerful shields into the outside of the ship of the station.
[00:56:33] Or you can try and get through that.
[00:56:35] I'm going to try and blow a hole in the inside.
[00:56:37] Okay.
[00:56:39] So you're going to try and blow a hole through that door?
[00:56:41] I'm going to try and open the door.
[00:56:43] Okay.
[00:56:45] And blow in.
[00:56:47] Okay.
[00:56:51] So like when this is a high stress situation.
[00:56:53] Yeah.
[00:56:55] Roll a candy on a plus 10 hold 3, 7 and 9 hold 2.
[00:56:59] I'm going to try and go devil in the cockpit.
[00:57:03] So I'm rolling with candy though.
[00:57:05] Yeah.
[00:57:11] Another 8.
[00:57:13] So plus 3.
[00:57:15] Oh god.
[00:57:17] Yeah.
[00:57:19] Plus 10 hold 3 on 7 and 9 hold 2.
[00:57:23] Okay so basically you have two holds.
[00:57:27] So basically you can just like do something by spinning one of your holes.
[00:57:31] I'm going to spin one of my holes by shooting a torpedo at the door and try to open it.
[00:57:35] Okay.
[00:57:37] It was a blast door.
[00:57:39] But it's been so many years of neglect and use that you just...
[00:57:43] Normally if that thing was like brand new it would have been able to withstand the blast of your torpedo.
[00:57:49] But because it's an old piece of shit you blow open this blast door.
[00:57:53] And now I'm going to fly through it.
[00:57:55] You can't. It's not that big.
[00:57:57] You have to walk into it.
[00:57:59] Okay so I'll let them know that I blown that thing open.
[00:58:03] So I told them hey there's things in here you can go through there.
[00:58:07] And I'm just going to kind of stay put.
[00:58:11] Okay.
[00:58:13] Trying to cover them in the Tide Defender.
[00:58:15] So you're just cutting out to the edge.
[00:58:17] Your Tide Defender is like aimed at where you just ran from.
[00:58:21] Waiting for droids and like that's going to be really funny.
[00:58:25] They come running and trigger happy.
[00:58:27] You can deflect. You have a light saber.
[00:58:31] No.
[00:58:33] Or you could use the force and hold it.
[00:58:37] We'll see.
[00:58:39] So you guys get that on your comms and some of that.
[00:58:41] Or whatever communication device.
[00:58:43] I'm trying to actually be helpful.
[00:58:45] Yeah.
[00:58:47] You're helping.
[00:58:49] Okay so.
[00:58:51] Name.
[00:58:56] Sterling.
[00:58:58] Sterling O'Hara what do you want to do?
[00:59:00] You left out of fire that your friend created.
[00:59:06] And there are droids attacking still.
[00:59:08] Okay well if there are droids attacking still is he up yet?
[00:59:12] Fox is being rescued by your Padawan.
[00:59:16] Excellent.
[00:59:18] Okay well then I will stand in defense of my Padawan.
[00:59:22] And cover their retreat.
[00:59:24] Okay.
[00:59:26] So I guess stand in defense okay.
[00:59:28] Roll rugged.
[00:59:30] Okay I will roll rugged.
[00:59:32] Good.
[00:59:34] Glad.
[00:59:36] Nine nine nine nine nine.
[00:59:40] Nine to the lucky nine.
[00:59:43] Ten.
[00:59:45] Okay.
[00:59:47] On a ten plus you can choose two of the following.
[00:59:51] You suffer little harm.
[00:59:53] You inflict harm on your attackers.
[00:59:55] You see what you're defending to safety.
[00:59:57] And your efforts inspire or frighten others.
[01:00:03] Middle two.
[01:00:05] Okay so you inflict harm on your attackers.
[01:00:09] And you see what you're defending to safety.
[01:00:13] So you're going to take one harm by the droids that are lashing at you.
[01:00:19] But you manage to also hit them back.
[01:00:23] So that is going to be.
[01:00:27] So the horde is getting whittled down as they are just being like.
[01:00:33] Just like sliced up by lightsabers.
[01:00:35] But you are getting like pecked at by these clamping claws that these things have.
[01:00:39] What color is your lightsaber by the way I forget.
[01:00:41] I think it's blue.
[01:00:43] My main one is blue.
[01:00:45] And Fox and Fugias you are able to like basically get to your master's side.
[01:00:53] Yes.
[01:00:55] Are you armed Fox?
[01:00:57] Technically yes.
[01:00:59] He has two of them.
[01:01:01] He's got two arms.
[01:01:03] Do you have a vibro knife I can give you if you want?
[01:01:07] I mean technically I have one.
[01:01:09] I remember throwing this pest when we lost the car win.
[01:01:11] And I was playing with Michael Hudson and managed to fucking finally get the blades in.
[01:01:13] You also have Darth Vader's.
[01:01:15] Who has Darth Vader's lightsaber?
[01:01:17] Okay you have Darth Vader's lightsaber.
[01:01:19] He does. Doug does.
[01:01:21] I have two blades. That's it.
[01:01:23] Fox.
[01:01:25] Fox you're now like with your friends.
[01:01:27] Like regrouped with your friends.
[01:01:29] There's fire behind you guys.
[01:01:31] As like Doug is just...
[01:01:33] He's burning the other side.
[01:01:35] Also you failed your attempt to try and get out right?
[01:01:39] So you're still on fire?
[01:01:41] Yeah I'm still on fire.
[01:01:43] So you're going to spend this time basically trying not to be on fire.
[01:01:45] Don't worry.
[01:01:47] Yeah we're fine.
[01:01:49] It's best guard.
[01:01:51] So Fox what do you want to do?
[01:01:53] Use your whistling birds.
[01:01:55] What are those?
[01:01:57] What?
[01:01:59] What do you mean whistle?
[01:02:01] Last time in the turn trying to whistle?
[01:02:03] No.
[01:02:05] Uh...
[01:02:11] Oh man.
[01:02:13] I'm going to try and swing my fucking blades at them.
[01:02:19] Okay so you're just basically like trying to cut down.
[01:02:21] Also bear in mind guys there is like a...
[01:02:23] Like from somewhere in the shadow.
[01:02:25] Like from somewhere in the shadows.
[01:02:27] And ceiling.
[01:02:29] Some of you guys know that is definitely a thermal detonator.
[01:02:33] It's just my turn to sack the...
[01:02:35] Did we see like a blinking light?
[01:02:37] Yeah.
[01:02:39] You only see one.
[01:02:41] I don't know I took a hit to the head.
[01:02:43] I might see nine.
[01:02:45] That's fair.
[01:02:47] So you're just fighting the pit droids.
[01:02:49] What else can I do?
[01:02:51] I'm not running either.
[01:02:53] Would I know what happens when you shoot one with a stun pistol?
[01:02:57] Detonator.
[01:02:59] It might actually deactivate it.
[01:03:01] Eight.
[01:03:03] I swing.
[01:03:05] On eight you can...
[01:03:07] Choose one of these.
[01:03:09] Take a little harm.
[01:03:13] Actually that's not an option for you.
[01:03:15] You either inflict terrible harm,
[01:03:17] you expose or create a weakness,
[01:03:19] or you take something from your opposition.
[01:03:21] I take their life.
[01:03:27] What's the damage on your blades?
[01:03:29] I don't know because I don't have a knife.
[01:03:31] Is it a vibro knife?
[01:03:33] A vibro knife is too harm.
[01:03:35] Eight.
[01:03:39] You're cutting...
[01:03:41] The vibro knife is almost as effective as the lightsabers for cutting down some of these...
[01:03:45] Because they're pit droids.
[01:03:47] You are whittling down the group.
[01:03:49] It's getting smaller and smaller.
[01:03:53] The man who's on fire.
[01:03:55] Doug.
[01:03:57] I guess I grab that dirty ass water and try to pour it over my head.
[01:04:01] Fair.
[01:04:03] There's several lasses in it.
[01:04:05] This is going to be an act of depression.
[01:04:09] So cool.
[01:04:11] You're trying to manipulate things while you're on fire.
[01:04:15] I got three again.
[01:04:19] Negative one.
[01:04:21] Take that away so it's a three.
[01:04:23] Oh my god.
[01:04:25] So take the experience.
[01:04:27] You're going to level up real good.
[01:04:31] You go and you actually spill all the water on the ground away from you.
[01:04:35] Oh god.
[01:04:37] And you're still on fire.
[01:04:39] Take two vitality with your armor.
[01:04:43] So one.
[01:04:45] You need to belly flop on that table and roll around.
[01:04:49] My vitality has one more.
[01:04:51] You need to jump on that wall.
[01:04:53] You're just like...
[01:04:55] What is happening to me?
[01:04:59] Fire!
[01:05:01] Where can I mark down my level?
[01:05:03] Basically what I'm doing is...
[01:05:05] Your level doesn't actually matter.
[01:05:07] So when you level up,
[01:05:09] you erase all of your experience and then you pick one of the things.
[01:05:13] But do you do that in combat?
[01:05:15] No, not in combat.
[01:05:17] Just count your experience.
[01:05:21] How I've been doing experiences is I'm doing a diagonal slash to mark up each one.
[01:05:27] And then when I reset I do a diagonal slash the other way.
[01:05:29] Nice.
[01:05:31] So I'm still going through and then I'll do vertical and then horizontal.
[01:05:35] Nice.
[01:05:37] So Fulk, yes.
[01:05:39] You're in between a rock and a hard place.
[01:05:43] There's a thermal detonator about to be lobbed down from the ceiling somewhere in the darkness.
[01:05:47] And your friend Doug is still on fire and he's spilled all the water away.
[01:05:55] He's in armor. He's probably fine.
[01:05:57] So do I know...
[01:05:59] I have thermal detonators so I at least know how to use them.
[01:06:01] I know something about them.
[01:06:03] Yes.
[01:06:05] Trust your feelings.
[01:06:07] Okay, I shoot the thermal detonator.
[01:06:09] It's a move.
[01:06:11] Use the move.
[01:06:13] Trust your feelings.
[01:06:15] That's why you're going trust your feelings.
[01:06:17] Roll deep.
[01:06:19] That's why it's named that.
[01:06:23] And if I was a force ghost we'd both get to mark experience for this.
[01:06:27] Use the force.
[01:06:29] If you're a force ghost wouldn't your character no longer be yours?
[01:06:33] No, I get to continue playing it as a force ghost.
[01:06:37] Are you serious? That's sick as hell.
[01:06:39] 11.
[01:06:41] Okay, wow.
[01:06:43] On 10+, the information is clear and decisive.
[01:06:49] Your stun gun will deactivate that bomb.
[01:06:55] Hell yeah.
[01:06:57] I'm going to shoot it with my stun gun.
[01:06:59] Also that droid spider thing is definitely just up there.
[01:07:03] You can see a highlight of it.
[01:07:05] Probably from the fire.
[01:07:07] It's a good thing he did that.
[01:07:11] You're like, there he is.
[01:07:15] He's like, let's play some football.
[01:07:21] The beeping? Is it moving at all?
[01:07:25] He's holding a thermal detonator and he's about to lob it down.
[01:07:29] We just see a red light beep.
[01:07:33] I will attempt to shoot that.
[01:07:37] Is it in the air being thrown?
[01:07:39] Yeah, it's being lobbed right now.
[01:07:41] Is this a defending move?
[01:07:43] I would say this is probably you defending yourself and everyone around you because that is a thermal detonator.
[01:07:49] Excellent.
[01:07:51] Let's hope I don't get us all.
[01:07:55] That's not very good.
[01:07:57] That's really not very good.
[01:08:01] Total of six?
[01:08:03] That's a failure.
[01:08:05] Fuck!
[01:08:07] You don't shoot the thermal detonator.
[01:08:09] He misses it.
[01:08:11] And it drops amongst you guys.
[01:08:15] Lanes right on Seb.
[01:08:17] I will let you guys roll.
[01:08:19] Yes, Aaron?
[01:08:21] So, I have points to spend from my lightsaber duelist.
[01:08:27] One of which is name a character blasting at you or at someone within my reach.
[01:08:33] Assume she's still in my reach.
[01:08:35] I can redirect a blaster bolt back to the shooter, to someone within reach or to anything around.
[01:08:43] I imagine hitting that with a lightsaber is not necessarily a good thing.
[01:08:49] No, that's going to just set it off.
[01:08:51] But I still have a force point left.
[01:08:53] Can I deflect it back with the force?
[01:08:57] I love that. Yes, you can.
[01:08:59] Fantastic.
[01:09:01] You just do.
[01:09:03] I just do.
[01:09:05] So you're just like, no!
[01:09:07] And then it's just like, boom.
[01:09:09] It's the magic bullet.
[01:09:11] And then I play pong!
[01:09:13] Yeah, you slide down like, pop.
[01:09:17] And it goes back and you guys just hear, ta-ha!
[01:09:23] As a giant explosion in the corner of this large room goes off.
[01:09:29] It would have done like five damage or five harm.
[01:09:33] Nice.
[01:09:35] Five harm and messy.
[01:09:37] So, parts of Weshaw, the Weshawk, go just flying all over the place.
[01:09:45] You've killed one of the big bad droids.
[01:09:49] Hell yeah.
[01:09:51] No, Fookyas.
[01:09:53] That's fantastic!
[01:09:55] Wait, that's the wrong character.
[01:09:57] Yeah, the wrong character.
[01:09:59] So yeah, that happens.
[01:10:01] You still have to deal with the pit droids and your friend is still on fire.
[01:10:05] You were also told through your comms from Jag that an opening has been made for it to like,
[01:10:13] it looks like the control area and then he's just like waiting at the hangar.
[01:10:17] Question, thermal detonator blowing up on the ceiling, is that a problem?
[01:10:21] You think it might and then you look down and it's like, no, there's just more debris and sparks and interior detritus kind of comes crashing through.
[01:10:31] This apparently isn't near the outside hole of the station.
[01:10:37] How do we go about healing in this game?
[01:10:41] Healing in this game?
[01:10:43] Or do we not?
[01:10:45] You heal, there's moves and there's also I think some gear.
[01:10:47] Yeah, heal up.
[01:10:49] When you have a chance to rest and heal up.
[01:10:53] Which we don't.
[01:10:55] How injured are you?
[01:10:57] I'm at full harm, no wounds.
[01:10:59] Okay, because you can take a harm to take free force.
[01:11:05] That's what I was wanting to do but then I would have two hits left at that point.
[01:11:11] You know?
[01:11:13] I'm already half dead.
[01:11:15] You're a Consular aren't you?
[01:11:17] No, Sentinel.
[01:11:19] Oh right, Sentinel.
[01:11:21] Right, you can't do that but I can because I took that power.
[01:11:23] Okay, then Ryan.
[01:11:25] I can summon and get the Force.
[01:11:27] See, I keep thinking that you're a Consular because they're the healers.
[01:11:31] Oh I see.
[01:11:33] I guess that makes sense.
[01:11:35] I have to choose between healer or yellow.
[01:11:37] Yeah, healer or yellow.
[01:11:39] Though if you've got enough points to level up then I could teach you this Force power right now.
[01:11:43] You guys might want to do a bit of a combat probably.
[01:11:47] Oh right.
[01:11:49] Later, yeah.
[01:11:53] Also with the explosion of Wishow,
[01:11:57] Wiki, the Wookiee that's on the stage,
[01:12:01] he stops chanting the song that he's been doing this entire time.
[01:12:05] He's a real Wookiee right?
[01:12:07] No, he actually twitches and looks over to you guys
[01:12:11] and you can see part of his face has actually melted off
[01:12:15] and there's bits of droid inside
[01:12:17] and it's glowing red in the optics
[01:12:19] and it's like,
[01:12:21] well that wasn't a very good idea to do.
[01:12:25] And his hand just pops open
[01:12:27] and the crystal ball actually gets wrapped around with some kind of mechanical parts
[01:12:33] and he starts glowing.
[01:12:35] It's like, it's time to deal with all you assholes.
[01:12:39] And the boss of the area is shown us.
[01:12:45] Or has activated.
[01:12:49] Now you have that threat in the vicinity.
[01:12:53] The one asshole.
[01:12:55] Help me.
[01:12:57] So, still, Pit Dwarf is still there.
[01:12:59] Your friend's on fire
[01:13:01] and Wiki the Wookiee is now entered the fight.
[01:13:05] Question about weapons.
[01:13:07] Range weapons that have the reload feature on them.
[01:13:10] Does that mean I have to reload them every shot?
[01:13:14] I... yes, yes. I'm going to say yes.
[01:13:17] Okay.
[01:13:18] And that's just like using my turn to reload or how does that work?
[01:13:21] I'm going to say that...
[01:13:22] No, no. That means that if he ever rolls a miss...
[01:13:26] Then you have to reload.
[01:13:28] Or if he rolls a 7-9 and you choose that as the caveat.
[01:13:32] Yes.
[01:13:33] Okay. So my last shot was a miss.
[01:13:35] Oh then yes, you have to reload.
[01:13:37] Okay.
[01:13:38] Then you have to reload your shot.
[01:13:40] Then I will be reloading right now.
[01:13:42] You're apparently just reloading a cartridge for like your power cell.
[01:13:45] Basically.
[01:13:47] Okay. So, Jag.
[01:13:50] You're hearing through your comms like this screaming...
[01:13:54] Oh god R2 they're dying!
[01:13:57] Just gonna leave.
[01:13:59] You're just going to leave them in this...
[01:14:01] They're dying R2!
[01:14:02] So you're just going to pilot out?
[01:14:04] Fuck this they're dying.
[01:14:06] They're dead and dying. Bye!
[01:14:08] I'm just trying to kind of see if there's like a weak point I can start shooting.
[01:14:11] Well the cruiser...
[01:14:14] So when you guys were on the cruiser they said that this station is heavily shielded by some kind of force field.
[01:14:21] That like their turbo lasers on their cruiser couldn't deal with.
[01:14:26] So your interceptor is not really going to do it.
[01:14:29] You have to do something from the inside.
[01:14:31] You're going to have to get out of your ship.
[01:14:34] And do something if you want to help.
[01:14:38] Can I just pull them out with a tractor beam?
[01:14:41] No they're not even in view.
[01:14:43] You can't... You have to be in view and they're not even like...
[01:14:46] I'm going to stay put.
[01:14:47] Okay.
[01:14:48] I'm just running comms and just scanning and thinking things through.
[01:14:53] Or just having a cigar.
[01:14:55] Having a cigar.
[01:14:56] Okay. You're having a death stick.
[01:14:58] I'm having a death stick.
[01:15:00] A premium death stick.
[01:15:02] Yep.
[01:15:03] Alright.
[01:15:05] Here I am right now.
[01:15:08] Push feet up on the console, crack open a beer.
[01:15:11] You're in the screens of your friends and like the company.
[01:15:15] What's going on?
[01:15:16] This is what I signed up for.
[01:15:17] I blew open a door for them.
[01:15:19] They can come back in here.
[01:15:21] I'm a pilot. I do my thing.
[01:15:24] Do other things Mark.
[01:15:26] Okay.
[01:15:27] Anyway.
[01:15:28] What am I going to do? Just wave?
[01:15:30] You could go and like...
[01:15:32] That door that you just blew up with your torpedo.
[01:15:35] You could get out of your ship.
[01:15:37] I could do that.
[01:15:38] And you could go in and investigate.
[01:15:39] That does sound like a reasonable plan.
[01:15:41] Does Han Solo sit in the pilot's chair for the entire series?
[01:15:46] I remember the redraw. Your character is morbidly obese.
[01:15:49] As you just like sit in your cockpit.
[01:15:51] You're portons.
[01:15:53] You're the guy from the South Park wow episode where he's just like this.
[01:15:58] Playing wow as the slouch back in his chair.
[01:16:02] Okay.
[01:16:03] Just give me a sec.
[01:16:04] I'm just going to you know, I'm going to pound a beer.
[01:16:06] Just going to shot the other beer.
[01:16:08] Take my cigar.
[01:16:10] Park my ship and then I'm going to go through that door.
[01:16:12] Okay you go through that door.
[01:16:14] So like you go through that door.
[01:16:16] And what you find in that...
[01:16:17] I have my beer in hand too.
[01:16:18] I'm like Florida man.
[01:16:19] With a beer in one hand.
[01:16:21] Cigar in my mouth and gun in the next.
[01:16:23] Okay.
[01:16:24] And what you find in this room is just an avatar of flesh and skin mixed with mechanical droid parts hanging from...
[01:16:33] No.
[01:16:34] There are terminals.
[01:16:37] There are...
[01:16:38] I'm out.
[01:16:39] Okay.
[01:16:40] As soon as you start singing it's like no.
[01:16:44] You're just choosing to fail the cool...
[01:16:48] I'm cool.
[01:16:51] I'm not that cool.
[01:16:52] You look into this like what a lovely room of death and just walk out reverse.
[01:16:59] Yeah.
[01:17:00] Okay.
[01:17:01] Mark experience I guess.
[01:17:03] Yeah take a look.
[01:17:04] No no no.
[01:17:05] I'm like...
[01:17:06] Uh oh.
[01:17:07] What's her name?
[01:17:09] I'm like that what's her name person in Indiana Jones where she doesn't want to go in but then goes in anyways.
[01:17:14] Oh Billy I think there was.
[01:17:17] Billy.
[01:17:18] Oh Billy.
[01:17:19] Okay so you're just going back to your ship.
[01:17:22] No I'm going to just...
[01:17:23] Okay.
[01:17:24] I tried once guys.
[01:17:25] You tried.
[01:17:28] Okay you do also see like in this room there's like a bunch of like data pads and even like old like paper books.
[01:17:37] Is there anything that looks shootable?
[01:17:39] There are some computer monitors and terminals.
[01:17:43] I'm just going to start shooting.
[01:17:44] Is there anything that has a slightly different texture than everything else around it so that I know that it's a destroyable object?
[01:17:51] Yes.
[01:17:52] There are some like computer terminals that are on one of the walls that are...
[01:17:56] Fine I'm going to enter your room of death.
[01:17:58] Okay.
[01:17:59] I'm just going to go into your room of death.
[01:18:00] Okay.
[01:18:01] There's like a bunch of like there's it definitely like it's like it's creepy and shit and like...
[01:18:05] I'm just going to walk in and I'm trying to find the droid controller.
[01:18:08] Okay.
[01:18:09] That would be a...
[01:18:14] Jacked up senses.
[01:18:15] Yeah check out actually that would be check out the scene.
[01:18:17] Oh.
[01:18:18] So you got to roll canny.
[01:18:20] Canny.
[01:18:23] Uh...
[01:18:24] Nine.
[01:18:25] Ten.
[01:18:26] I got ten.
[01:18:27] Okay.
[01:18:28] Okay.
[01:18:29] I'm ten.
[01:18:34] So the best way to deal with the droids and some of that those you approach those those computer monitors or those terminals and screens and stuff like that.
[01:18:44] And you see that they are like there's a bunch of like little like tags like names in that on the screen that say like like droid one two three four it goes off for like a bunch.
[01:18:56] And then like you see a couple a bunch of them are like X'd out including like a large one called a wish show.
[01:19:01] And then like there's another one that's like been like that's recently been activated called the wiki and there are some like buttons some some other buttons and some of that say like deactivation.
[01:19:11] I'm going to hit the activation button and see what happens.
[01:19:14] Okay.
[01:19:15] You hit that button.
[01:19:16] Nothing happens.
[01:19:17] So as you guys are in the in the in the main entertainment chamber as with like your friend on fire the pit droids are the droids are continued to attack.
[01:19:28] You're about to get like attacked by this bigger met droid mascot.
[01:19:32] It's like powering up its cannon and just like drops and like falls over like completely like like just just rag dolls off the stage.
[01:19:42] All the droids that were clawing at you guys just like just like drop and they all just like bonked like this if somebody like mass bonked the nose and they just like immediately all like coiled back into like their little like dormant forms like squishing that flesh that they've been wearing this whole time.
[01:19:58] And they just like ketchup packets exploding.
[01:20:01] Yeah, kind of.
[01:20:02] And and it's suddenly quiet save for the crackling of fire and your friend is sure fire extinguisher anywhere.
[01:20:11] Yes, we'll say like there's an old like like fire extinguisher on the on a wall.
[01:20:17] Cool.
[01:20:18] Can I grab that and help?
[01:20:19] Yes.
[01:20:20] What do I roll?
[01:20:21] Roll.
[01:20:22] Because it's funny roll.
[01:20:25] Stand in defense of your friend.
[01:20:28] No, no, no.
[01:20:29] It's going to be.
[01:20:34] Yeah, don't do that.
[01:20:35] Okay, so you're gonna roll rugged.
[01:20:37] Watch him roll like two ones.
[01:20:39] Technically I'm rolling candy for this because of a sentinel move I have.
[01:20:45] Okay.
[01:20:46] Which makes stand in defense people roll candy instead.
[01:20:49] He's gonna roll two ones.
[01:20:50] Probably.
[01:20:52] No, almost two sixes actually.
[01:20:54] Damn.
[01:20:55] Yeah.
[01:20:56] So that's a total of 13.
[01:20:59] 13?
[01:21:00] Okay, wow.
[01:21:01] Yeah.
[01:21:02] Yeah, you can choose the two like you suffer a little harm.
[01:21:08] You inflict harm on the attacker which is that's not going to be a pokeball.
[01:21:11] I'm technically.
[01:21:12] You're testing harm on the fire.
[01:21:14] Yeah.
[01:21:15] You can see your friend who you're defending to safety and your efforts inspire or frighten others.
[01:21:21] I'll frighten.
[01:21:22] No.
[01:21:23] I'll give him the safety and I'll scare him.
[01:21:25] Yeah, it's okay.
[01:21:26] So you managed to put out of the fire for.
[01:21:29] How long was he actually on fire?
[01:21:31] Like two or three rounds?
[01:21:33] How long is a round in this?
[01:21:35] So we go around.
[01:21:36] So like.
[01:21:37] It's about six seconds.
[01:21:38] Yeah.
[01:21:39] Okay.
[01:21:40] So he's on fire for about.
[01:21:41] He's on fire for like 20 seconds.
[01:21:42] Yeah, about 20 seconds.
[01:21:43] Okay.
[01:21:44] That Vespa armor has really been put to the test.
[01:21:45] But, yeah, we're fine.
[01:21:46] It's what's underneath it.
[01:21:47] Yeah.
[01:21:49] Surprised you don't have some like anti-fire situation.
[01:21:52] Maybe we should make it that way.
[01:21:54] Yeah, that'd be something to look into.
[01:21:56] But yeah.
[01:21:57] We got all the fire, all the droid, all the fire.
[01:22:02] There's still like a bonfire kind of around where like he first lit up the fire and
[01:22:07] there's a, all the deactivated droids and such.
[01:22:10] And everything suddenly got quiet.
[01:22:13] Excellent.
[01:22:15] So are you talking on your comms?
[01:22:17] Like, did that work?
[01:22:19] Hello?
[01:22:20] That absolutely worked.
[01:22:21] Yeah, the screaming stopped so I think.
[01:22:23] Are you all dead?
[01:22:25] They either worked or you killed everyone.
[01:22:27] Somewhat mostly dead.
[01:22:29] Yeah, so.
[01:22:30] They mostly come outside.
[01:22:31] Mostly.
[01:22:32] Yeah, so where do you go from there then?
[01:22:36] Oh, you do see that like on the other side of the stage, there is a, so
[01:22:40] there's the entryway where like they were dragging Fox and where they were bringing
[01:22:45] the food out from.
[01:22:46] Probably like some kind of kitchen area.
[01:22:48] And then there's a door on the others, basically between the one that you guys
[01:22:51] came in from and then that kitchen room.
[01:22:54] And on the other side of the stage, there's a door that goes deeper into the station.
[01:22:59] Okay.
[01:23:00] So you can either check that or check the kitchen or go back around to where
[01:23:03] like Mark or where Jag was and where he's been at.
[01:23:07] Because you saw him just like, oh, you didn't see him, but you felt, you feel
[01:23:11] him as he fled.
[01:23:13] Yeah.
[01:23:14] You know how they, there was the force run ability in the Phantom Menace.
[01:23:18] I mean never saw that ability again.
[01:23:19] For a brief moment, Jag achieved force dash.
[01:23:22] For a brief moment you saw me run.
[01:23:23] Yeah.
[01:23:24] Jag achieved force dash.
[01:23:25] Yes.
[01:23:26] Get the fuck out of Dodge.
[01:23:29] Did he mention on the comms that he blew open the other door?
[01:23:32] No.
[01:23:33] Yes, he did earlier, yeah.
[01:23:34] He mentioned it?
[01:23:35] Okay.
[01:23:36] So I'll ask on the comms, is there anything interesting in the room?
[01:23:39] Is that where you are now?
[01:23:40] It's a lovely room of death.
[01:23:42] Okay, great.
[01:23:44] I'm going to keep investigating here though, a little bit more.
[01:23:47] I will say actually, the two Jedi, you do sense something very dark
[01:23:52] somewhere in this facility.
[01:23:56] Now that things are getting quiet, you can actually like, you can feel,
[01:24:00] you can suddenly feel this like oppressive darkness deeper within the station.
[01:24:05] Okay.
[01:24:06] You kind of, you guess like maybe where Jag is.
[01:24:10] Okay.
[01:24:11] Now that he's...
[01:24:12] Don't you feel compelled to investigate it?
[01:24:14] Kinda, yeah.
[01:24:15] Okay.
[01:24:16] Compel.
[01:24:17] I don't like where this is going.
[01:24:19] No, it's not going.
[01:24:20] They're going to save her through here.
[01:24:22] Okay.
[01:24:23] Probably multiple savers through me.
[01:24:25] Yeah.
[01:24:26] I'm going to use some thought penetration on this one.
[01:24:28] Fox and Doug, where are you checking out?
[01:24:30] Kitchen.
[01:24:31] Checking out the kitchen?
[01:24:32] I want to go to the kitchen.
[01:24:33] Okay.
[01:24:34] I'm definitely not going to follow Fox.
[01:24:36] Are those kitchen, other door or the glass door?
[01:24:40] Back to where you came from.
[01:24:42] Yeah.
[01:24:43] Oh.
[01:24:44] Deeper in, back to where you came from.
[01:24:46] Deeper in.
[01:24:47] If you're going in deep, you shouldn't be going in by yourself.
[01:24:49] Deeper in.
[01:24:50] I mean I'm about to go in deeper.
[01:24:51] I just want to see the kitchen first because it sounds like this is a dead end first.
[01:24:53] So let's get out of here then we can go deeper.
[01:24:55] Fair.
[01:24:56] You go into that room, into the, like go through the other room where they were
[01:25:00] dragging you.
[01:25:01] And there is indeed like a kitchen area and it looks like where like the bathrooms
[01:25:04] or the washroom area would be and so that.
[01:25:06] There's also some cages with people in it that are looking at you guys
[01:25:11] and like, are the droids gone?
[01:25:16] And then like there's like a couple of like Rodians.
[01:25:20] There's some humans.
[01:25:22] There's some, what do they call the Kwak?
[01:25:26] I called them, I said earlier, the Hondos race.
[01:25:30] I did say it earlier.
[01:25:33] There's some Wee Kway.
[01:25:35] And they're just like, are the droids, what happened to the droids?
[01:25:40] Shut them down.
[01:25:42] Can you get us out of here?
[01:25:44] Please?
[01:25:45] Is there a key or is it just a bolt?
[01:25:48] There's a bolt.
[01:25:49] Alright, start unbolting.
[01:25:51] Okay.
[01:25:52] Not really a role required.
[01:25:54] You're able to let some freedom free.
[01:25:56] Do you guys have a ship that we can get out of here?
[01:26:01] How do you guys get past the gravity field?
[01:26:06] I don't know.
[01:26:11] I'm not the one who flew here.
[01:26:13] So you're being bombarded by questions and stuff like that.
[01:26:16] I don't know.
[01:26:18] As you're freeing people up and stuff like that.
[01:26:21] Doug, you're shaking that door that's closed?
[01:26:24] Yeah.
[01:26:25] There's a panel on the side.
[01:26:27] You can just go over to it and hit the button.
[01:26:30] You press the button, it opens up.
[01:26:32] And hey, there's Jag amidst a room of death.
[01:26:36] I'm just like this.
[01:26:38] There are droid parts covered over with flesh and viscera on hooks and chains.
[01:26:48] There's a couple of tables with paper books and data pads and some other looking weird pyramid objects.
[01:26:57] There's some terminals flashing behind Jag.
[01:27:01] It's red in this room, like a red lit room.
[01:27:06] Actually as soon as he opens the door, you guys, Foukias and Sterling both feel that dark side force emanating from that door.
[01:27:17] As you're about to go where you guys are going.
[01:27:20] Let's open it.
[01:27:21] You're already there.
[01:27:23] I'm just standing there drinking beers and smoking death sticks.
[01:27:28] It seems like we're getting nothing but bad vibes around here.
[01:27:31] Don't put that evil on me.
[01:27:34] I'm not going in there just yet.
[01:27:36] I'm going to take a harm and hold some force points.
[01:27:41] Are you going to try to step out of this room?
[01:27:45] I'm going to show Foukias how one goes about healing with the force.
[01:27:53] Do you know force yet?
[01:27:57] Healing up?
[01:28:00] This is actually a separate move.
[01:28:03] Basically, I can spend force points, one for one, two heal wounds.
[01:28:10] That's cool.
[01:28:13] I'm healing you for three.
[01:28:15] Excellent.
[01:28:17] Thank you very much.
[01:28:18] Now, to prove that you have learned that ability that I just taught you.
[01:28:22] You should do it for me.
[01:28:24] That's fair.
[01:28:26] Also, for Doug, if you want to tranquil yourself up, you can roll Ragn.
[01:28:30] I only need two.
[01:28:32] So you get to keep a force point.
[01:28:34] I will take that.
[01:28:36] When doing that, I take one vitality and I get three force points?
[01:28:41] Yes.
[01:28:42] Is that what that is?
[01:28:43] Yes.
[01:28:44] And you're down two?
[01:28:45] Yes.
[01:28:46] Which means you're down one.
[01:28:48] I'm down nine.
[01:28:49] Where do you keep a track of your force points?
[01:28:51] Just somewhere else.
[01:28:52] I just write them down at the bottom here.
[01:28:54] You're probably going to need some professional aid from the med bay over at his ship.
[01:29:02] Because you're definitely suffering from burns.
[01:29:04] Even though your best armor held up most of the heat, you have some nasty burns on yourself.
[01:29:11] You'll probably...
[01:29:13] When you're there, you'll probably be in capacity for about eight hours.
[01:29:17] Can I heal him a bit?
[01:29:20] That's what you get when you return back to the ship.
[01:29:25] Apparently you can't actually heal up right now because it's saying that you have to choose a bunch of things.
[01:29:32] Only we can.
[01:29:35] You guys can instantly heal.
[01:29:36] We can cheat.
[01:29:37] You guys have magic.
[01:29:38] You have space magic.
[01:29:39] Either someone helps me or I go back to the ship.
[01:29:41] How hurt are you?
[01:29:43] He's heavily burned.
[01:29:45] Very badly burned.
[01:29:47] Three or two?
[01:29:48] I'm two in the arm.
[01:29:49] Same here.
[01:29:50] Oh, you're not even in the wounds yet?
[01:29:52] No.
[01:29:53] Okay, that's not bad.
[01:29:54] Wait, you're in vitality or you're in vitality?
[01:29:59] It's vitality.
[01:30:00] That's what we mean by wound.
[01:30:01] By a...
[01:30:02] Okay.
[01:30:04] Okay.
[01:30:05] Yeah.
[01:30:06] Technically your overall health is the same that I was when I entered combat.
[01:30:11] So you're fine.
[01:30:13] Yeah, I'm good.
[01:30:14] Yeah.
[01:30:16] Okay.
[01:30:17] Now I'm going to reach out to the force and replenish my force points.
[01:30:20] Okay.
[01:30:21] So question, couldn't you always just reach out to the force, get your force points, which cost you a vitality,
[01:30:27] and then use a force heal to get that back?
[01:30:30] And then you have to...
[01:30:31] Give it to yourself.
[01:30:32] Yeah.
[01:30:33] You can't heal yourself.
[01:30:34] Oh, you can't heal yourself?
[01:30:35] No.
[01:30:36] Oh, okay.
[01:30:37] But we can heal each other.
[01:30:38] Yeah.
[01:30:39] Okay, gotcha.
[01:30:40] So it's just one Jedi.
[01:30:41] Yeah.
[01:30:42] So basically you're going to learn that when you go to level up, that'll be your moving or your learning.
[01:30:46] Can you learn from another book?
[01:30:47] Is that how that works?
[01:30:48] Yeah, you can learn from another book.
[01:30:49] There is one of the level ups is get to take a move from another playbook.
[01:30:53] Actually I have three in the arm.
[01:30:55] Okay.
[01:30:56] So even if you're not force sensitive, you can?
[01:30:58] Because you suddenly unlock force sensitivity.
[01:31:00] Well, you were force sensitive and it's like, oh, it's starting to manifest.
[01:31:04] Yeah, because you can take... you can only take the moves that you can check off.
[01:31:10] So you can't take the force because that's not a...
[01:31:15] Oh, I see.
[01:31:17] Yeah.
[01:31:18] But is the heal a move?
[01:31:22] Or is it just the force part?
[01:31:25] It's not just the force part.
[01:31:27] It is a consular move.
[01:31:29] Okay, gotcha.
[01:31:30] Yeah.
[01:31:31] Okay, cool.
[01:31:32] You can't take the hits with your...
[01:31:34] Yeah.
[01:31:35] Okay.
[01:31:36] So somebody's going to heal Doug.
[01:31:38] I can.
[01:31:39] Doug the bounty hunter.
[01:31:41] Also I just realized, Seth, you're basically...
[01:31:45] Because you're a Mandalorian, but you're also a Doug Foundling.
[01:31:48] You're basically a man-Doug.
[01:31:50] Yeah.
[01:31:52] Dougman.
[01:31:53] Dougman.
[01:31:54] You're a Dougman.
[01:31:55] I'm not a man-Doug.
[01:31:56] I'm a Dougman.
[01:31:58] There's a comment there, bro.
[01:32:00] Man, I'm a Doug.
[01:32:03] It's just like how the one character in Mandalorian was always saying, Mando.
[01:32:08] And it's like, Mandaug.
[01:32:10] Dougjo.
[01:32:12] Dougdo.
[01:32:14] Douglorian.
[01:32:16] Mandauglorian.
[01:32:19] Awesome.
[01:32:21] But yeah, we see...
[01:32:23] I will heal him, yes.
[01:32:25] I recently saved him from the fire, so I feel like I should help him a little bit.
[01:32:29] So you get one health back.
[01:32:31] Douglorian?
[01:32:33] He's a Douglorian?
[01:32:35] Douglorian.
[01:32:37] Yeah, nice catch.
[01:32:39] Both went there.
[01:32:41] So yeah, the Jedi are feeling like a dark presence in that room and not just Jack.
[01:32:46] Yeah, aside from Jack.
[01:32:48] Thanks, Seth.
[01:32:51] And yeah, you guys can see that also there is also a door, like another closed door in that room as well.
[01:32:58] But yeah, it is an abattoir of flesh and skin mixed with mechanical parts.
[01:33:05] And like I said, like a table full of books and data pads and some artifacts and stuff amidst the terminal and such.
[01:33:13] And the light is all red and like the lights above are either splattered red or they're just red in general.
[01:33:23] Okay.
[01:33:29] So yeah.
[01:33:31] Hey, I don't want to be in here.
[01:33:33] Yeah.
[01:33:34] Anybody want to look in there and see the stuff?
[01:33:37] Not particularly if I don't do it.
[01:33:41] Was there a direct objective of being here?
[01:33:44] You're still trying to find like in this place where the grab, where the, well also I will say because he did say earlier, I did give him the information earlier.
[01:33:53] Jack did say earlier that there was a, he was picking up the signature of the gravity of some kind of engine or power source deeper in the station.
[01:34:06] And this room he was like investigating as well.
[01:34:08] So yeah, you still haven't gone deeper and deeper to find the power source of whatever causing that gravity well and such.
[01:34:15] Is that door to go deeper in this room?
[01:34:18] Looks like, well, there's one more door.
[01:34:20] Yeah.
[01:34:21] Okay.
[01:34:22] Likewise for Fox, there is another door that goes, that's on the other end of the kitchen and washroom area.
[01:34:30] That doesn't go just into the washrooms because you can see where the washrooms go.
[01:34:35] But there's like another door at the end of the kitchen area.
[01:34:37] It's going deeper into the station as well.
[01:34:40] But the same way?
[01:34:41] Same way.
[01:34:42] Okay.
[01:34:43] Yeah.
[01:34:44] It's kind of like this station's kind of like just circular.
[01:34:46] So like you guys are going along the different chambers.
[01:34:50] And the, it looks like the center one is where the Abattoir room is.
[01:34:55] Mm-hmm.
[01:34:56] Well I guess I'll join in the Abattoir because...
[01:34:59] You're like, hey guys, I rescued a bunch of holy shit.
[01:35:03] Yeah, it's not nice here.
[01:35:04] Would you rescue over there?
[01:35:06] There's like a hand, like a does, there's like...
[01:35:08] I'm just asking, in character I'm asking would he rescue because he cut himself off.
[01:35:12] There's a bunch of people waiting in the hangar for us to leave.
[01:35:16] Okay.
[01:35:18] Uh-huh.
[01:35:20] Is there anything else in that room or...?
[01:35:22] No, death.
[01:35:24] Yeah, there's also like...
[01:35:25] There's more death here.
[01:35:26] There were some people on the cutting board.
[01:35:28] Oh!
[01:35:29] And like...
[01:35:30] I would have seen that taken off my helmet and puked.
[01:35:31] Yeah.
[01:35:32] One moment.
[01:35:33] Throw up in his helmet.
[01:35:37] Okay.
[01:35:38] It just fills.
[01:35:41] I did that with my other character sir.
[01:35:43] Oh, worse.
[01:35:44] It's even worse.
[01:35:45] One moment.
[01:35:46] And you put it back on.
[01:35:50] To those at home, Chris pantomimed puking directly into the helmet.
[01:35:54] Like taking the helmet off and using it as a pail.
[01:35:56] Yes.
[01:35:57] And then you're putting it back on.
[01:35:58] No.
[01:36:00] But yeah, you see that as well.
[01:36:01] Oh!
[01:36:02] It was less bad than the Avatar room in the kitchen.
[01:36:06] Oh, I'm throwing up again.
[01:36:08] Yeah, okay.
[01:36:09] So this room is less bad than the kitchen?
[01:36:11] Yeah, the kitchen is just like...
[01:36:12] It's dingy and it kind of looks like a
[01:36:38] It's a Sith holocrop.
[01:36:41] Yes, yes.
[01:36:42] And the books are also giving off some really nasty, you know, like biome vibes.
[01:36:49] Would you care to take a closer look?
[01:36:53] Would you suggest that we take a closer look at these?
[01:36:56] Master?
[01:36:57] Yeah.
[01:36:58] Master.
[01:36:59] Okay, is there anybody else in this room currently?
[01:37:02] Everybody except for the other two.
[01:37:05] Everybody except for the people you guys just rescued.
[01:37:08] Okay.
[01:37:09] Yeah.
[01:37:10] How big is this room?
[01:37:11] About the size of this hotel room, so like 20 by 20.
[01:37:15] Fantastic.
[01:37:16] I'd like to speak with you all in the hallway, please, just a moment.
[01:37:22] Take a step out to the hallway.
[01:37:24] Is there a door?
[01:37:28] There was a door that was closeable in the entertainment room.
[01:37:33] The other door that like goes into the hangar that he blew up.
[01:37:36] Other door that goes into the hangar.
[01:37:38] The sealed door from the hangar was shot open.
[01:37:41] And he was able to get into this room.
[01:37:43] So the hangar bay and the entertainment chamber converge into this room of death.
[01:37:51] Okay, I think it's a one in a million shock concerning a fire torpedo at this room.
[01:37:55] So we're going to go back into the entertainment room.
[01:37:57] Okay, and close the door?
[01:37:58] And close the door.
[01:37:59] Yeah.
[01:38:00] And just as the door is just about closed, I'm going to toss something in.
[01:38:03] Okay, guys.
[01:38:04] So there's a thing in there that we need.
[01:38:08] And that's exactly right because it was a thermal detonator that I threw in.
[01:38:11] So yeah, okay.
[01:38:13] I sent the people to the hangar.
[01:38:15] The hangar side's open.
[01:38:16] It's fine.
[01:38:17] Here's the thing.
[01:38:18] The fire goes out that door.
[01:38:19] The Jedi is scared of a Sith holocron and one of our teammates has...
[01:38:25] Thermal detonator?
[01:38:26] No, has the lightsaber of Darth Vader.
[01:38:29] Yeah.
[01:38:30] And his kyber crystal.
[01:38:31] Yeah.
[01:38:32] And we're not worried about that.
[01:38:34] Well, not anymore because suddenly you guys feel like a presence...
[01:38:39] You guys feel the Jedi in the group feel a dark presence just like...
[01:38:44] It's like...
[01:38:45] Ow!
[01:38:46] And then just like evaporate.
[01:38:49] And there's suddenly a lot less evil from that room.
[01:38:53] That's good.
[01:38:54] Man, I want to look at those drawings.
[01:38:56] Sell them.
[01:38:57] Yeah, this is the most relaxing hand grenade thermal detonator ever.
[01:39:02] There's a holy hand grenade of Antioch.
[01:39:04] They're just standing there like this.
[01:39:06] There's a glow coming off of them.
[01:39:08] Now I'm down from thermal detonators to thermal detonator.
[01:39:13] Tur?
[01:39:14] Well yeah, so...
[01:39:16] Or.
[01:39:17] You do that.
[01:39:19] And then the droids turn back on.
[01:39:21] No, they don't.
[01:39:23] Are you trying to go back in there?
[01:39:25] Yeah.
[01:39:26] It's plastic crater.
[01:39:27] Like, slagged.
[01:39:28] So much cleaner in here now.
[01:39:30] There's fragments everywhere but it's all basically like ash.
[01:39:32] I wanted to take a look at those droids, Sterling.
[01:39:35] Actually the door...
[01:39:36] Feels less dirty.
[01:39:37] The door on the other side that wasn't destroyed by Jax Torpedo has also been blown open.
[01:39:43] And you can see the sputtering lights of a power generator and some other erratic energy dispelling object inside.
[01:39:52] I'm putting my helmet on.
[01:39:54] My stormtrooper.
[01:39:55] My stormtrooper.
[01:39:56] My stormtrooper.
[01:39:57] I'm going back onto you from driving.
[01:39:58] Yeah.
[01:39:59] So you guys enter into that room.
[01:40:00] And that room is clearly the station's power generators.
[01:40:08] And there's also a large device welded into this room as well and it's connected to the power source.
[01:40:17] Anybody could roll me canning to see if you're aware of what kind of technology this is.
[01:40:29] I rolled snake eyes.
[01:40:31] Okay, so you take an experience.
[01:40:33] Seven.
[01:40:34] What? Seven?
[01:40:36] Seven.
[01:40:37] Twelve.
[01:40:38] Twelve? Wow.
[01:40:39] Seven.
[01:40:44] Okay.
[01:40:45] Six.
[01:40:46] Okay, so Jag and Sterling can take an experience.
[01:40:49] You have no idea what this technology is, but the other three.
[01:40:51] It looks breakable.
[01:40:52] Well, Kukyas and...
[01:40:56] Kukyas.
[01:40:57] You know it looks imperial and it's probably the gravity.
[01:41:02] It's doing something.
[01:41:04] Maybe the shield.
[01:41:06] Fox, you know exactly what kind of technology this is.
[01:41:09] You've heard of this from various dealings.
[01:41:11] It's an imperial gravity well generator.
[01:41:14] You invented it.
[01:41:17] They used these during the early days of the Empire to basically knock rebel ships out of hyperspace and blow them up.
[01:41:30] Alright guys, listen here we go.
[01:41:33] We're not smashing these.
[01:41:35] We are taking them.
[01:41:37] It's welded onto the floor. It's a large light.
[01:41:39] I will take the floor, sir.
[01:41:41] Hey, no.
[01:41:44] There is a Thai defender here that can probably pull it out.
[01:41:47] That's fair.
[01:41:48] I will say also like the hyperdrive in...
[01:41:52] What's that?
[01:41:53] My cock.
[01:41:54] It's a pull out.
[01:41:58] So like...
[01:42:02] Yep, don't forget to pull out with my cock.
[01:42:07] Yeah, I...
[01:42:08] We went so long.
[01:42:13] We went so long without a single joke.
[01:42:16] Dick jokes? Horror fight dick jokes.
[01:42:23] That's how we cope with the horror.
[01:42:25] That's part of the chorus.
[01:42:27] I think that's honestly the magic of these pick up Star Wars games.
[01:42:31] It's part of our games.
[01:42:33] It is pretty big.
[01:42:35] You know that Nubian hyperdrive core from Phantom Menace?
[01:42:39] Yes.
[01:42:40] It's a giant like basically a whole thing.
[01:42:42] Nubian?
[01:42:43] Yeah, that's kind of the size of it.
[01:42:45] And it's plugged into the power generator.
[01:42:48] It'll fit?
[01:42:49] Yep, just getting it out here.
[01:42:51] So funny.
[01:42:52] We'll make it fit.
[01:42:54] Okay, who's going to try and cut it out of the floor then?
[01:43:01] How big is it?
[01:43:03] It's basically the size of one of these beds.
[01:43:06] Okay.
[01:43:07] Like lengthwise.
[01:43:09] I'm just going to go to my ship and see if I can get this thing out.
[01:43:12] They have to get it out of the interior of the ship.
[01:43:15] And then you can crack her in there.
[01:43:17] Oh, you have to use my car.
[01:43:18] Also there's like half a dozen people in the hangar looking at you guys.
[01:43:22] Are you guys getting this out right?
[01:43:25] Yeah, we're getting this out already.
[01:43:27] Oh god.
[01:43:31] I didn't name the ship.
[01:43:33] No.
[01:43:34] It's just a bike and a hallway.
[01:43:36] What?
[01:43:37] It's just a bike and a hallway.
[01:43:39] You know what you did, crim anal.
[01:43:44] Crim anal.
[01:43:46] That one wasn't actually.
[01:43:48] Different game, moving on.
[01:43:51] Fuck it, Fookias, how are you going to remove the floor?
[01:43:55] Bajoo.
[01:43:56] Okay, roll Coolant.
[01:44:00] Actually, I can see it, coolant or pressure?
[01:44:03] Oh, I guess.
[01:44:04] Yeah, precise and you don't want to damage the object.
[01:44:07] Alright, who can roll those things?
[01:44:09] You guys actually can roll hell.
[01:44:11] So other PCs can roll.
[01:44:13] So when you help or interfere after a PC has rolled, roll with the number of bonds you have with them.
[01:44:20] On a hit, they take a plus one if you're helping.
[01:44:26] And then on seven to nine, you expose yourself to fire danger or retribution or at a cost or there's a cost to it.
[01:44:33] Okay.
[01:44:36] So first you roll to see how you're doing pressure.
[01:44:40] That's cool.
[01:44:41] Yeah.
[01:44:42] So that's seven.
[01:44:44] Seven?
[01:44:45] Yes.
[01:44:46] Seven is.
[01:44:49] Okay, so on a seven, you manage to start cutting it but like you're starting to...
[01:44:55] Yeah.
[01:44:57] And you do end up cutting through the plug that connects it to the power generator.
[01:45:06] To the wall.
[01:45:07] Basically, yeah.
[01:45:09] So you are going, they're going to have to repair that in the process, but you manage to like salvage the rest of it.
[01:45:16] Okay.
[01:45:17] Question, with the help roll, is that a...
[01:45:20] Do they roll to help after?
[01:45:22] Yeah, they would roll to help.
[01:45:23] They roll that afterward.
[01:45:25] So anybody who wants to help, maybe help him.
[01:45:27] So he doesn't damage anything on this thing, you can roll to help.
[01:45:31] I can help.
[01:45:32] I don't know how much I trust you with it.
[01:45:34] It's not even necessarily that you need to help with the cutting.
[01:45:37] You could literally just help by saying, don't cut that.
[01:45:39] Yeah, basically like effectively do it like, wait, don't cut that.
[01:45:45] Alright, I'll help him with that.
[01:45:47] You're rolling the amount of bonds that you have with me.
[01:45:50] Which I think everyone just has one with everyone.
[01:45:52] I'm rolling a single one.
[01:45:54] No, you're rolling 2d6 plus one.
[01:45:57] Oh, okay.
[01:45:59] Yeah, everything is rolling 2d6 plus the modifier.
[01:46:02] Six.
[01:46:03] So you're seven, right?
[01:46:04] Or unless you...
[01:46:05] No, it's just straight.
[01:46:06] It's six plus that one.
[01:46:08] Okay, hang on.
[01:46:09] No, no, sorry, I added the one.
[01:46:11] You rolled a five.
[01:46:12] I rolled a five.
[01:46:13] Okay, so you take an experience.
[01:46:15] You get nothing.
[01:46:16] You lose, sir.
[01:46:17] Damn.
[01:46:18] Actually, I got a negative one now.
[01:46:20] No, no.
[01:46:21] It's not even rolling like me today.
[01:46:22] But you just cut through it.
[01:46:24] So now you're...
[01:46:25] Yeah, it's disconnected from the floor.
[01:46:27] I did it.
[01:46:28] But it's now like...
[01:46:29] And it's just like...
[01:46:30] Hopefully that didn't affect any of the circuitry from suddenly losing power like that.
[01:46:34] It's like a power outage is fine.
[01:46:36] Fuck it, it affects the post.
[01:46:37] Yeah.
[01:46:38] Also, you guys on your communications, you hear from the cruiser.
[01:46:42] What did he call you guys earlier?
[01:46:45] I can't remember where...
[01:46:46] Chucklefucks.
[01:46:47] Hey, Chucklefucks.
[01:46:48] My voice here is saying that the gravity field is...
[01:46:54] Stopped.
[01:46:55] It's just no longer there.
[01:46:58] Whatever you did, it did it.
[01:47:01] Good work.
[01:47:02] Excellent.
[01:47:03] You're going to return to the ship.
[01:47:04] With the gravity.
[01:47:05] With the gravity.
[01:47:06] What's it called?
[01:47:07] It's a gravity field generator.
[01:47:08] With the gravity.
[01:47:09] There's a gravity field generator there?
[01:47:11] Yes.
[01:47:12] That's going to be our map.
[01:47:15] Excellent.
[01:47:16] No sir, I call dibs on this.
[01:47:19] We'll see what happens when you get back to my cruiser.
[01:47:24] Alright, we'll see how well you're doing selling this damn thing.
[01:47:28] Oh, so you're going to try and sell it?
[01:47:31] Absolutely, I am.
[01:47:32] Okay.
[01:47:33] So yeah, you guys can bring that back into the hangar.
[01:47:37] So basically all of us are pushing it?
[01:47:39] Yeah.
[01:47:40] I guess.
[01:47:41] Is it pushable?
[01:47:42] You guys can roll rugged.
[01:47:43] Roll rugged is like, yeah.
[01:47:44] We just got to push it far enough that the tractor beam can start taking it.
[01:47:49] Yeah, basically, yeah.
[01:47:50] So roll rugged if it wants to push.
[01:47:52] Don't roll rugged.
[01:47:53] Just you guys manage to do it.
[01:47:54] I have fine.
[01:47:55] It's everybody who's going to be one of us pushing it.
[01:47:56] At worst case, we're getting the other ones.
[01:47:59] Or someone's using the force to like lift it up and move it.
[01:48:06] Yeah.
[01:48:07] That's an option too.
[01:48:08] Yeah.
[01:48:09] So you guys managed to move it into the hangar bay.
[01:48:12] I'm going to assume that the Hawk has enough room for like six other people aside from
[01:48:18] you guys.
[01:48:19] We can make trips.
[01:48:20] I didn't say it was spacious.
[01:48:22] Is it?
[01:48:23] Okay.
[01:48:24] Yes.
[01:48:25] In that case then yeah, it has enough room for like cargo and some extra passengers.
[01:48:28] Or, you know, Jag can use his tractor beam to bring the gravity field generator
[01:48:35] out and to back to the cruiser.
[01:48:38] You guys get back to the cruiser with the survivors of Life Day land and you guys have
[01:48:46] a gravity field generator that you can either use, try and like repair and use or sell.
[01:48:54] I'm sure you could find some black, Fox, you could find some black market dealers
[01:48:58] for a gravity field generator.
[01:49:00] I think with that we will draw this session to a close.
[01:49:11] As you guys didn't find out what the fuck was going on with Life Day land because the
[01:49:17] Jedi decided to destroy all the documents that would have given you guys the clues
[01:49:22] and hints about what was going on.
[01:49:24] And Doug really needs a condom.
[01:49:27] So comments, questions, suggestions as you guys like as the cruiser like goes back
[01:49:32] into hyperspace away from this absurdity.
[01:49:35] What do you guys think?
[01:49:37] It's weird seeing horror in like Star Wars because like you don't, you just don't.
[01:49:45] Yeah, but I mean there's definitely some horror elements.
[01:49:48] There is some.
[01:49:49] There's a lot of horror elements.
[01:49:50] Not like overtly horror like what you're doing.
[01:49:53] In Clone Wars there was a fair bit.
[01:49:54] In Clone Wars there's a lot.
[01:49:55] Oh really?
[01:49:56] Yeah.
[01:49:57] And actually like in some of the, even though sometimes to make it more horror-ish
[01:50:02] it was the episodes that didn't have Jedi.
[01:50:05] Yeah, like the like or the.
[01:50:07] Surviving.
[01:50:08] A lot of them.
[01:50:10] Geonosis.
[01:50:11] With the brain worms.
[01:50:12] Yes.
[01:50:13] There were basically zombie brain worms that the Geonosians had.
[01:50:17] And there's like other and like I was also playing on like stuff from like
[01:50:21] Force Unleashed and even like in what's it called?
[01:50:25] Jedi Fallen Order.
[01:50:27] There's some horror elements in there with like the dark side.
[01:50:29] They can find, they see in some of that.
[01:50:31] Like Dagobah is actually really fucked up because it's like there's something
[01:50:34] dark forcey there.
[01:50:36] That's why Yoda went there because it's a train basically there.
[01:50:39] Or to like, yeah, he wasn't retiring there.
[01:50:41] He was there to like to hide in that area.
[01:50:45] Well, yeah, he was hiding on a dark side of the force,
[01:50:50] powerful world.
[01:50:51] Yeah.
[01:50:52] So that he would basically be overpowered and invisible to Vader and the
[01:50:57] Emperor.
[01:50:58] Yeah. And then like all the Dathomir stuff is also very horror-y.
[01:51:00] Dathomir's very like.
[01:51:02] Also because he was the apex predator.
[01:51:04] We know how he likes to eat frogs.
[01:51:06] Yeah, that's true based on Grogu's appetite.
[01:51:11] But yeah, yeah, questions, traditions for this game.
[01:51:13] This is the silliest game.
[01:51:15] It really is always the silliest game.
[01:51:17] Well, just because of one reason.
[01:51:19] Yeah.
[01:51:20] One reason, maybe a second Fookyas reason.
[01:51:22] Maybe a Jaggoth reason.
[01:51:24] Yeah.
[01:51:26] There's some silliness.
[01:51:28] Do you guys want to know what was like, what was happening?
[01:51:32] So I have this thing.
[01:51:35] I had this, he wasn't even there.
[01:51:37] So you guys didn't even like, you were just finding his documents and
[01:51:39] stuff like that.
[01:51:40] But there is a Kragmaloid mad scientist named James Hennstar who has
[01:51:49] been using Sith alchemy and or has been tampering with Sith alchemy
[01:51:56] and droid robotics to try and flesh graft like organic material to
[01:52:04] droids to make droids force sensitive.
[01:52:07] These were the rejects.
[01:52:09] I was going to say, it wasn't like grafted in, they were just wearing
[01:52:11] them.
[01:52:12] No, yeah, these were, these like, well, if you guys had like
[01:52:15] actually like, well you guys actually also didn't investigate with
[01:52:19] Wiki and Wushik or no, Wusho had died or he died like way too
[01:52:28] quickly.
[01:52:29] But like, yeah, the pit droids were just wearing like stuff.
[01:52:32] The actual other mascots, they actually were wearing like
[01:52:35] the actual other mascots, they actually had, you would have seen
[01:52:38] that they had flesh grafted to them.
[01:52:40] Like their mascot outfits were actually grafted.
[01:52:42] You didn't need a weapon to fight the pit droids.
[01:52:44] You could have just hit them in the nose.
[01:52:46] Yeah.
[01:52:48] Yeah, the pit droids are just basically the staff droids and
[01:52:51] then they were just like, basically this is a deranged like
[01:52:54] amusing part that this Kragmaloid mad scientist really liked.
[01:52:59] Kragmaloids by the way are like these humanoid elephant
[01:53:01] creatures or elephant race.
[01:53:04] And yeah, he just he's tampering with like flesh magic or like
[01:53:09] flesh science from like Sith alchemy to try and make a
[01:53:13] force sensitive droid.
[01:53:15] And this was a failed project of his.
[01:53:18] He's somewhere else in the galaxy doing stuff.
[01:53:21] This was one of his failed projects that you get
[01:53:23] stapled on.
[01:53:24] Fox might have actually understood some of that
[01:53:26] documentation.
[01:53:27] Yeah, you would have.
[01:53:28] Yeah, she's from Tarsis with Rackgools.
[01:53:30] Yep.
[01:53:31] But which is also Sith Elk.
[01:53:32] Then somebody just like, all right.
[01:53:35] I actually was going to investigate those books.
[01:53:37] Yeah.
[01:53:40] Well, I mean, what you're actually doing that you are
[01:53:43] a smuggler, right?
[01:53:44] Yep.
[01:53:45] Roll.
[01:53:46] So you roll a canny and Aaron can roll a no, sorry.
[01:53:52] Aaron roll a canny.
[01:53:55] You need to roll cool.
[01:54:00] Give you a roll off.
[01:54:01] I'm sorry.
[01:54:04] I know he doesn't have any candy or something though.
[01:54:06] It's my only advantage.
[01:54:09] I rolled a 12.
[01:54:10] Okay, you got a 12.
[01:54:11] Can Aaron meter beat that?
[01:54:14] Ten.
[01:54:15] Okay, so we cut.
[01:54:16] So there's an after credit scene.
[01:54:20] As you guys are like on the cruiser, like Fox
[01:54:23] returns back to her room and you pull out one of
[01:54:26] the books that you slipped in your pocket.
[01:54:29] But when you guys were in the room.
[01:54:30] I was trying to like.
[01:54:32] That looks valuable.
[01:54:35] It wasn't the holocaust, the stuff the holocaust
[01:54:37] was destroyed but one of the manuals that he
[01:54:40] had on the table.
[01:54:42] I'm sure we were on the floor and it was like.
[01:54:44] So you have one of the documents of that
[01:54:47] Kragmoloid's work.
[01:54:49] And then it does that circle transition.
[01:54:55] It's like.
[01:54:57] Now you're well on your way to becoming a
[01:54:59] Sith Assassin.
[01:55:00] Or Sith Alchemist.
[01:55:01] Learning how to make flesh sensitive.
[01:55:06] Maybe you can make flesh sensitive armor.
[01:55:09] Make your armor flesh sensitive.
[01:55:11] You should say force sensitive.
[01:55:12] I meant force sensitive.
[01:55:13] Yeah, I flubbed again.
[01:55:14] It's been the running gag this whole weekend.
[01:55:16] You're really out of my words.
[01:55:17] Make your armor flesh sensitive.
[01:55:21] Extra sensitive.
[01:55:23] Force sensitive armor.
[01:55:25] I want to make my hawks.
[01:55:29] Force sensitive.
[01:55:31] So you guys have a couple of you guys have
[01:55:34] really amassed experience.
[01:55:35] Just a tip.
[01:55:36] God damn it.
[01:55:38] Croaker, if you're listening to this.
[01:55:49] I am sorry but you did kind of ask for this.
[01:55:52] In eight years time.
[01:55:53] So yeah, you guys mark experience when you
[01:55:55] fail and stuff like that.
[01:55:56] Or when you have when you're using your
[01:55:59] playbooks like Archetypal Thing.
[01:56:01] You also at the end of session choose one
[01:56:05] of your bonds that you feel is resolved.
[01:56:07] Or at least explored partially or otherwise.
[01:56:10] And ask that player if they agree that it's
[01:56:13] been resolved or what have you.
[01:56:15] If they do, you mark experience and fill
[01:56:17] out.
[01:56:18] You have to fill out another bond or
[01:56:19] just kind of even keep.
[01:56:21] I'll even let you guys like keep the
[01:56:22] bond again if you want.
[01:56:23] Like you guys think it's been resolved
[01:56:25] or you touched on it.
[01:56:26] But you want to keep that bond like the way
[01:56:30] it is.
[01:56:31] I don't know maybe mine was sterling.
[01:56:35] Knows their way around a firefight and
[01:56:37] feel like it could depend on them when
[01:56:39] things get dangerous.
[01:56:40] Literally knows their way around a
[01:56:42] firefight.
[01:56:43] Although I saved him from the fire.
[01:56:45] Yeah.
[01:56:46] Fuck this guy let me off fire.
[01:56:48] I don't know Aaron do you agree with
[01:56:53] what he said.
[01:56:54] See like he thinks he know your way
[01:56:56] around a firefight and might would
[01:56:58] depend on you when things get
[01:57:00] dangerous.
[01:57:02] I suppose that's valid.
[01:57:04] Yeah.
[01:57:05] You can either keep that as it is or
[01:57:08] or change it to something else with
[01:57:09] between you and sterling.
[01:57:11] Or and you get an experience for
[01:57:13] that.
[01:57:14] Okay.
[01:57:15] Dave do you need your own ship.
[01:57:18] Fook yes.
[01:57:19] There's enough to sell.
[01:57:20] I don't know do we need more ships.
[01:57:22] There are a lot of ships in this.
[01:57:24] Those three characters have ships.
[01:57:26] I know I know but three characters
[01:57:28] have ships and there are five
[01:57:30] characters and now that neither did
[01:57:32] I have which my level up I could
[01:57:34] literally take can't have just one
[01:57:36] from the ace list and I get two
[01:57:39] additional ships detail them.
[01:57:41] I'm going to go with the
[01:57:43] two additional ships detail them
[01:57:45] really.
[01:57:46] You know they could be the ones
[01:57:48] that Anakin and Kenobi are fighting
[01:57:50] when they're the Jedi star fighters
[01:57:53] like the Jedi like the ones that like
[01:57:55] the proto like tie fighter the ones
[01:57:57] that like the proto tie fighter.
[01:57:58] Yeah yeah.
[01:57:59] Those were pretty neat.
[01:58:00] They're free.
[01:58:01] I really love those.
[01:58:03] The ones that Plo Klu Klu
[01:58:05] Yeah.
[01:58:06] Yes.
[01:58:07] Those are like really round ships
[01:58:09] so I can have like a.
[01:58:12] They actually the cockpits on those
[01:58:14] are really round.
[01:58:17] So we were your wingman.
[01:58:20] Oh my god.
[01:58:21] You'd be the cock and balls.
[01:58:25] Does our team have a name now?
[01:58:27] I think the Star Wars crew is just
[01:58:32] called the chucklefucks.
[01:58:34] I think the chucklefucks is the
[01:58:35] name of this crew.
[01:58:38] Also I don't care if anybody
[01:58:40] knows why I named the guy.
[01:58:41] I was just stupid but
[01:58:43] Jame Henson.
[01:58:46] Oh Jame Henson.
[01:58:48] Yes.
[01:58:49] Oh fuck I got it right.
[01:58:50] You get an experience point.
[01:58:51] Nice.
[01:58:52] Oh I was expecting to see a janitor
[01:58:55] somewhere here that did not say a
[01:58:57] single word and just was fighting a
[01:58:59] bunch of animatronics in the
[01:59:00] background.
[01:59:01] No I didn't really want to take that
[01:59:03] like do that because like he'd just
[01:59:05] be.
[01:59:07] I didn't want to take your spotlights.
[01:59:10] That's fair.
[01:59:11] So yeah I want you guys to have fun
[01:59:13] fighting.
[01:59:14] I just want to walk into a room and
[01:59:15] just be beaten by one robot.
[01:59:17] He's just playing paintball.
[01:59:19] Yeah he's on break.
[01:59:21] Yeah.
[01:59:22] Or he's better he's like Kung
[01:59:24] Fury he's like outside.
[01:59:25] You guys like you're like leaving
[01:59:26] like is there a guy fighting a
[01:59:28] droid out on the on the on the
[01:59:29] outside of the ship or the station?
[01:59:32] No suit just.
[01:59:34] I just want to take a look through
[01:59:35] some of the other playbooks.
[01:59:36] For mutes.
[01:59:38] But yeah so anything else for you
[01:59:39] guys for like bonds like for.
[01:59:41] I have none of mine hit.
[01:59:42] Okay.
[01:59:44] I don't remember what we decided
[01:59:46] this ancient mystery we were working
[01:59:48] on but the one I've written down
[01:59:49] for Sterling is I'm working on and
[01:59:50] covering an ancient mystery slash
[01:59:52] secret with the help of Sterling.
[01:59:54] You guys did have that bug that
[01:59:55] you're trying to that young
[01:59:57] Geonosian grub that you were
[01:59:59] trying to train and leading off
[02:00:00] away from the dark side or from
[02:00:02] like some weird side because he's
[02:00:03] hearing like yellow whispers.
[02:00:06] Those are the best type of
[02:00:07] whispers.
[02:00:08] The one that stabbed Mark.
[02:00:09] Yeah the one that stabbed Mark.
[02:00:10] Yeah.
[02:00:11] If you don't want to sell that
[02:00:12] dicks you will go home and
[02:00:13] rethink your life.
[02:00:14] And he murdered some.
[02:00:15] I've written out my life I want
[02:00:16] to stab you.
[02:00:17] Oh yeah.
[02:00:18] Yeah and he was like being like
[02:00:19] he was like seeing some of that
[02:00:20] weird like forced stuff that you
[02:00:22] guys saw in the the Alderaan
[02:00:24] like debris field.
[02:00:25] There's the force here.
[02:00:27] I didn't do anything I got
[02:00:28] stabbed.
[02:00:29] Move.
[02:00:30] Yeah.
[02:00:31] See I don't really know if any of
[02:00:32] mine really came into the.
[02:00:33] All I just realized now we have
[02:00:34] two of the non Jedi people that
[02:00:35] have dark like dark weapons or
[02:00:36] dark artifacts like Doug the
[02:00:37] Doug has a has Dark Vaders
[02:00:38] lightsaber.
[02:00:39] And.
[02:00:40] I have fucking manual force
[02:00:41] experiments.
[02:00:42] Fox has a Sith alchemy manual.
[02:00:43] Oddly enough Mark is the one
[02:00:44] that doesn't have anything
[02:00:45] dark yet.
[02:00:46] Yeah and he's the one who
[02:00:47] started the most dark things.
[02:00:48] I would hear real.
[02:00:49] I would hear real.
[02:00:50] I would hear real.
[02:00:51] I would hear real.
[02:00:52] I would hear real.
[02:00:53] I would hear real.
[02:00:54] I would hear real.
[02:00:55] I would hear real.
[02:00:56] I would hear real.
[02:00:57] I would hear real.
[02:00:58] I would hear real.
[02:00:59] I would hear real.
[02:01:01] I would hear real.
[02:01:03] My former ship is.
[02:01:05] Yeah, you do have an
[02:01:07] interesting.
[02:01:09] Defender like.
[02:01:10] Yeah, fair enough.
[02:01:11] I have the most advanced
[02:01:12] Imperial Starship.
[02:01:14] Here's a spider.
[02:01:16] So yeah.
[02:01:19] Well on that note though I
[02:01:20] think I was a little sad.
[02:01:21] Yeah it's good.
[02:01:22] It's for thirty so we got
[02:01:24] to get up for.
[02:01:25] We have 11 and a half
[02:01:26] hours.
[02:01:27] Yeah.
[02:01:28] All right well glad you guys
[02:01:29] See you next time we play this game.
[02:01:33] Goodnight Internet!


