(D&D5e): Eberron: Ashat's Adventures - Episode 15: High Noon and Departures South

[00:00:03] During the Last War, when the Elves of Arenal annexed Valinar from Seir, the Ashat Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:14] At the end of the Last War, when the morning creeped across Seir, decimating all in its path, the Ashat Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:26] Now, five years after the Last War, Mama Abby of the Ashat Ranch stands defiant but hopeful, with plans for a future for wayward Seirin survivors.

[00:00:41] She'll need help in this new expansion. Help from friends and found family. Help from Ashat's Adventurers.

[00:00:51] Welcome to One Less Die, a 5th edition D&D actual play podcast. We are continuing our Eberron campaign, Ashat's Adventurers, or the Ashats.

[00:01:14] So, some time has passed since the last session and this one. Actually no, not a whole lot has actually passed. It's actually, I think last session you guys...

[00:01:26] Time has passed in real life. Time has passed in real life, of course. Time passed last session when you guys went shopping in underwear.

[00:01:34] Um, and you met like Petonius and you guys got some magical items.

[00:01:38] I wasn't shopping in my underwear.

[00:01:40] I hate you.

[00:01:42] Um, but you guys are returned...

[00:01:44] Were you going commando?

[00:01:46] Hey, hey!

[00:01:47] Oh, okay.

[00:01:47] But you guys have returned and hey, the town is starting to look like an actual town now.

[00:01:52] There's no longer tents!

[00:01:54] The Warforges have built houses for people with the money you guys have got from previous adventures.

[00:02:02] Um, that's amazing.

[00:02:03] So, uh, and you guys decided on top of like all these installations that we're, we've been adding to Ashat, that you were going to throw a festival for, um, to kind of cheer up morale.

[00:02:13] And you've also sent, um, invitations to some of the local, some of the other settlements around like Atherhold and Teir Velesta, but also like Moonshadow, the other settlement in Valinar that like has, basically is like a lot of like Syrin, like former Syrin half-elps come from.

[00:02:32] So, we're going to the tournament.

[00:02:35] I won the melee.

[00:02:37] Yep.

[00:02:38] It was very fun.

[00:02:38] You guys met some colorful new characters.

[00:02:41] I want somebody to roll a percentile to see how much of a, how much population has been added to the, to the, uh, to a shot since this festival.

[00:02:50] You guys want me to roll it?

[00:02:52] You're the only one with dice in your hand.

[00:02:54] You're playing.

[00:02:55] Everybody else is like looking at the papers.

[00:02:56] I'm deep in my phone and he's deep in a map, so yeah, go for it.

[00:02:59] 70.

[00:03:01] 70%.

[00:03:02] So you have, so you guys have now got a 70% population growth as a result of the specimen.

[00:03:07] The specimen was banging.

[00:03:09] Hell yeah.

[00:03:10] Hell yeah.

[00:03:10] Like, the booze was flowing.

[00:03:11] Well, that's, that's actually how the population grew.

[00:03:14] There was an awful lot of banging.

[00:03:16] Yeah.

[00:03:19] Yeah.

[00:03:19] Yeah.

[00:03:19] So you got half-elves, you got some dwarves even coming to town, including a, uh, a Fritz, uh, Fritz, Schwitz, or, sorry, a Fritz Schlitz.

[00:03:30] Are you happy that you picked that name?

[00:03:32] I'm Mr. Schlitz.

[00:03:34] Yeah.

[00:03:35] Um, Schlitz.

[00:03:37] Uh, has, uh, showed up from Merhold, all the way from Merhold.

[00:03:41] He saw, saw the invitation in Gatherhold and decided to come check this place out.

[00:03:45] Uh, he's a fisherman, uh, and a, uh, and he also makes a mighty fine schnitzel.

[00:03:50] He has a schnitzel house.

[00:03:51] Yes.

[00:03:51] It's called Schlitz.

[00:03:54] You dug yourself a hole here.

[00:03:56] Schnitzel.

[00:04:02] I love this campaign.

[00:04:04] Um, but yeah, so, um, yeah, Schlitz, uh, has decided to stay and actually helped set up, um, a proper, like, pier and dock system on the shores of Lake Seer.

[00:04:15] Um, he's also kind of eccentric, uh, because he, uh, is actually, he's got an ulterior motive to want to move up this close to the Mourlands.

[00:04:24] Because, uh, there's a lot of rumors around the, uh, around Lake Seer, like the towns of that kind of border of the, of the east side of Lake Seer.

[00:04:31] Uh, because people see lights close to the Mormons, um, uh, around, like Lake Seer.

[00:04:38] So, like, they've been seeing lights in the water and stuff.

[00:04:40] And, uh, nobody's not really sure what that is.

[00:04:43] Uh, you guys have even kind of caught it a couple of times, like, when you're at night.

[00:04:47] You know, if you guys look lake, lake side, you'll see, like, some strange lights in the water, um, off in the distance.

[00:04:54] But, uh, he's interested in that because he's a, kind of a, sees himself as a cryptozoologist.

[00:04:58] And wants to kind of get to the bottom of the, uh, the strange mutations that have maybe come out of the, the, the Mourlands.

[00:05:05] Why are you drinking the rain?

[00:05:07] She, they like, they like the water on the porch.

[00:05:10] Okay.

[00:05:11] Yeah.

[00:05:12] Um.

[00:05:13] Well, now the, the, the fog at the end of the Mourlands.

[00:05:19] Yeah.

[00:05:20] Follows the sea, uh, the shoreline.

[00:05:21] It does follow the shoreline, yeah.

[00:05:23] So, maybe at the bottom of that lake is the lost sea of Cere Lantis.

[00:05:28] Maybe.

[00:05:30] I guess we'll have to go there and find out.

[00:05:31] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[00:05:32] I mean, it's, it could also be a giant colossus, for all you guys know.

[00:05:37] Or it could be a leviathan that was mutated from the, the magics of the Mourlands that's now just lurking in the bottom of the, the bottom of the lake.

[00:05:44] Mm-hmm.

[00:05:44] I can fight underwater. Can you?

[00:05:47] Well, that's, that'll come late.

[00:05:49] Well, that's a, that's an adventure for another time.

[00:05:51] Because you guys have also, uh, also here at the party, living it up.

[00:05:54] Uh, even his sister's living it up pretty well.

[00:05:57] It's Captain Jorge Tuilo, of the Gilded Sparrel, which you have contacted, um, to, uh, take you guys south on adventures in Zendrick.

[00:06:08] Exotic, exotic Zendrick.

[00:06:09] Um, however, also, like, that'll be happening tomorrow, at some point, uh, once you guys have recovered from your hangovers.

[00:06:16] Okay.

[00:06:17] Um.

[00:06:17] Yeah, I'll totally have one of them.

[00:06:19] Oh, good one.

[00:06:20] I bet you will.

[00:06:21] Battle oil is strong.

[00:06:23] Yeah.

[00:06:23] You see Jorts, um, the, uh, the little, like, the little, uh, Warforge, um, they gave you 80W-120.

[00:06:30] Yeah.

[00:06:30] Yeah.

[00:06:31] That'll fuck me up real good.

[00:06:32] The little Warforge, uh, like, Taylor has his jorts on his head and he's like, woo!

[00:06:38] He's just, like, running past town.

[00:06:40] It's a silly place.

[00:06:42] Um.

[00:06:43] On second part, let's stop.

[00:06:45] It's gonna be a lot.

[00:06:46] It's a silly place.

[00:06:48] Um, so.

[00:06:48] I can do my coconuts.

[00:06:50] Uh, however, um, uh, Fintan, you actually end up bumping into, um, uh, a fellow, um, who actually seems to know your name.

[00:06:59] It's like, oh, uh, Fintan Polaris.

[00:07:03] Who's asking?

[00:07:05] Um, uh, Petonia sends his regards.

[00:07:08] Oh!

[00:07:09] Um, my name is Dr. Um, Andre Crazon.

[00:07:15] Speaking of which, did we ever find out what those rings that I got do?

[00:07:20] We'll get to them at some point, I'm sure.

[00:07:21] Okay.

[00:07:22] Um, and, uh, Dr. Crazon, uh, as you turn around to see him, uh, he's a, uh, oh, he's a shifter.

[00:07:28] Oh, okay.

[00:07:29] That's not surprising.

[00:07:30] I assume you're also a druid?

[00:07:33] Uh, actually no, I'm a ranger.

[00:07:35] Sorry, sorry, I, I, I said that wrong.

[00:07:38] Druid is racist.

[00:07:40] Uh, what I meant to say was, um, heritage breed, non-GMO, um, free range forest wizard.

[00:07:48] Again, no.

[00:07:51] I'm a ranger, but I also am a doctor.

[00:07:54] I studied at, uh, at some of the finest universities in anywhere.

[00:07:59] Okay.

[00:08:00] Um, perhaps you can help me.

[00:08:02] Uh, so I was actually, I was, I've, Petonia spoke highly of you and, uh, and your friends,

[00:08:06] and of this town and said that it was, it may have been in need of, uh, some, uh, medical

[00:08:12] practice of some kind.

[00:08:13] Um, and also being this close to the, the dread, the deadness as you guys look over and like,

[00:08:20] the deadness off the, off a couple of kilometers away, still just foreboding as ever.

[00:08:24] Or something that looks oddly like a skull.

[00:08:27] Just drifts in and drifts out.

[00:08:29] Just drifts in.

[00:08:29] I can't wait until our town's big enough that we, we'll be able to have like, postcards.

[00:08:35] That have that in the background.

[00:08:37] You know, it's just, you know, it's gonna be like that, those postcards, like,

[00:08:39] Wish you were here.

[00:08:40] Yeah.

[00:08:41] Wish you were here?

[00:08:43] That's a question mark on it.

[00:08:45] Yeah, in 177 years, that's a weird, I don't know where I got that number from.

[00:08:49] Um, the, there's just gonna be like, the, the, the different like districts or the wards

[00:08:54] of Ashat are just gonna be like, there's gonna be the, the dead mist wards.

[00:08:58] It's just like the poor part of town.

[00:09:00] Like the, the, the dangerous part of town, the slums.

[00:09:02] Mm-hmm.

[00:09:03] Like the low income part of town.

[00:09:04] It's from the wrong side of the tracks.

[00:09:05] No, really.

[00:09:06] That is the wrong side of the tracks.

[00:09:08] There's a reason that the train doesn't go any further than there.

[00:09:12] We had to pay extra to get it to come this far.

[00:09:14] Mm-hmm.

[00:09:16] Um, but yeah, no, uh, yeah, so he's, uh, it's like, I, uh, Patelius, uh, spoke of this place

[00:09:22] and I'm quite enamored with the idea that they, you've, you've set up, uh, a venerable fortification

[00:09:28] against, uh, the fogs.

[00:09:30] Um, I'm a bit of, uh, uh, a purveyor and, uh, and, uh, researcher in, um, various aberrations

[00:09:38] and, and monsters, uh, um, so I dabble in, uh, various markets that like to, uh, tinker

[00:09:44] with, um, the biology of such creatures and mutations.

[00:09:49] Um, it's a, it's a side hobby of mine, uh, when, uh, when I'm not, uh, when I'm not busy

[00:09:54] with my practice as a doctor.

[00:09:56] Um, uh, so, uh, well, have we got a town for you?

[00:10:00] Have you heard of a shot?

[00:10:03] That's, yes, I'm here.

[00:10:04] Is there a table nearby?

[00:10:05] Oh, right, sorry.

[00:10:06] I, it's my elevator pitch.

[00:10:08] Yeah.

[00:10:09] This is my, my, my pitch that I've been drinking.

[00:10:12] Um, uh, yes, uh, so I would actually like, if you, if you would have me in a shot, I would

[00:10:18] like to set up shop.

[00:10:21] Fine, that's great.

[00:10:22] Uh, okay, I just have a few, uh, forms for you to sign here.

[00:10:26] Uh, this one is, uh, is for the, um, uh, the, uh, the shack that you're gonna have

[00:10:31] to have rebuilt, uh, to repurpose for an impocket theory's, uh, purposes.

[00:10:36] Uh, this one is a, uh, libel waiver.

[00:10:38] Uh, we are not responsible for any dismemberment by the, uh, Lord of Blades.

[00:10:42] Uh.

[00:10:45] Well, actually, I was thinking of that spot there and he points to the, uh, the space

[00:10:49] on the corner of downtown, um, that has nothing there yet.

[00:10:53] And it's like, I believe, I think that would do well for a, uh, to have an apothecary there.

[00:10:58] I am willing to pay for the, for the, for the building of it.

[00:11:01] Well, we were hoping to have a rubbin' tug there, but I suppose an apothecary will make

[00:11:05] people feel better.

[00:11:07] Is, well, I mean, I'm right across the way from the Eshol.

[00:11:11] He points to the inn, the tavern.

[00:11:14] And it is full of those.

[00:11:16] Or the inn, I guess it is.

[00:11:17] It's not a tavern, so much a tavern, but, um, yes, um, one other question.

[00:11:22] Um, I've been looking around, uh, I had a cousin here, uh, that I believe moved to a shot.

[00:11:28] Uh, uh, Sarah von Tatermill?

[00:11:30] Uh, yeah, you'll have to just ask our, uh, Warforged friend about that.

[00:11:34] And, uh, eggs.

[00:11:37] So do I have, like, a cloak spell or something?

[00:11:40] Are you in copper?

[00:11:41] Uh, yeah, there's flowers between us for some reason.

[00:11:43] Hang on.

[00:11:44] Let me get this out of the way.

[00:11:45] There's a flower.

[00:11:46] Yeah, sorry.

[00:11:47] There we go.

[00:11:48] It was last weekend.

[00:11:49] Yeah, Ma and Abby's just been getting tons of flowers.

[00:11:52] Mm.

[00:11:52] Um, yes, um, so yeah, you have an awkward conversation with Dr. Crisone.

[00:11:58] She died, didn't she?

[00:11:59] Yeah, she died.

[00:12:00] Yeah.

[00:12:01] Um, he seems a little like, oh, like, and then like, but you explain what the situation is.

[00:12:04] All because we didn't have a doctor.

[00:12:07] Nope.

[00:12:07] Yeah, if we had a doctor, then yeah, that could have been avoided.

[00:12:11] Yeah, so he seems like, he seems at first like a little pedophical.

[00:12:14] Or, you know, the wall.

[00:12:16] Well, we got the wall, now we just need a doctor too.

[00:12:19] Yeah, Dr. Crisone.

[00:12:20] Um, so Dr. Crisone, um, is basically a, a doctor and like will have an apothecary,

[00:12:27] so you guys will actually be able to like, get like herbs and like potions and poultices

[00:12:31] and stuff from his shop.

[00:12:32] Mm-hmm.

[00:12:33] In town.

[00:12:34] But he also has a, uh, behind his shop is a research, uh, is a research lab he'll have.

[00:12:40] If you guys can find, uh, find various, um, monster parts.

[00:12:45] Like if you harvest monster bits, uh, from various creatures that you fight and kill.

[00:12:50] You can, uh, he's actually in, uh, has a network of, of buyers and sellers of monster parts.

[00:12:56] And he does research on those things.

[00:12:58] And so, if we go to his shop at night, then he happens to be wearing a plague doctor mask.

[00:13:03] And that's the only time we can train monster.

[00:13:05] Yes!

[00:13:06] Okay.

[00:13:06] Yeah.

[00:13:07] During the day, he's a physician.

[00:13:09] And then during the night, he's a physician.

[00:13:12] Who pedals in, in, in, he's a, he's a, he's a chop dog at night.

[00:13:17] Um, but yeah, basically we're going to be using, um, I just got the PDF for it, but, uh, Helliana's monster track or monster hunting or guide to monster hunting for fifth edition.

[00:13:26] Basically, it allows us to have monster hunter like mechanics in this game, like monster hunter rise kind of stuff.

[00:13:32] Okay.

[00:13:33] So you guys can actually like make rolls and, uh, to get various monster parts from, or harvest monster parts from various creatures.

[00:13:39] And I have tables on how much those things would probably go for.

[00:13:43] Is that the name of the dog?

[00:13:44] Mine?

[00:13:45] No, the type of dog in monster hunter rise.

[00:13:48] Oh, uh, Palamute.

[00:13:49] Palamute.

[00:13:50] Yeah.

[00:13:50] They have weird names, but if this is going to be monster hunter, does that mean I get to ride on the back of Rob and he can like parkour up walls and like hold a double ended knife for this?

[00:13:59] Maybe if you upgrade more of them more.

[00:14:00] Okay, cool.

[00:14:01] Yeah.

[00:14:03] Oh, speaking of mounts.

[00:14:04] Yeah.

[00:14:04] How's my, uh, how's my Griffin?

[00:14:07] Well, it has only been like a couple of months since you got them.

[00:14:10] Okay.

[00:14:10] So I don't know how long it takes a Griffin to mature.

[00:14:12] I also don't know myself.

[00:14:13] Well, it's probably in the monster manual.

[00:14:15] Would it actually have that ecology?

[00:14:16] It used to.

[00:14:18] In third edition it did.

[00:14:19] I know it has it for credits.

[00:14:20] If not, you have Google.

[00:14:22] Yeah.

[00:14:22] If only we had Google.

[00:14:24] Maybe.

[00:14:26] This is one of those times that I wish you had a, uh, a Google home so I could be like,

[00:14:31] Hey Google, how long does it take a Griffin to mature?

[00:14:36] Nice.

[00:14:37] Yeah, it doesn't say that.

[00:14:40] No, cause in third edition it used to say, uh, like the eggs and how much the eggs cost and how long it would take for them to reach maturity and all kinds of things.

[00:14:50] All kinds of things.

[00:14:52] Not in this game.

[00:14:54] Not in, not in 5D.

[00:14:55] I can look it up though if you want.

[00:14:57] Okay.

[00:14:58] Griffin.

[00:15:00] I guess Griffin Ecology?

[00:15:03] Life Cycle?

[00:15:04] Yeah, Griffin Life Cycle.

[00:15:05] Oh, we'll go away.

[00:15:06] Cause everything's Forgotten Realms cause that's the most popular setting for 5D, for D&D 5D right now.

[00:15:13] Um, probably due to the movie.

[00:15:15] Yep.

[00:15:15] The movie did not hurt that.

[00:15:17] Um, but I can't imagine it'd be, I mean, probably like take a year for it to become a full grownup.

[00:15:23] Okay.

[00:15:23] So you probably have to wait like a year.

[00:15:26] Um, but it's a, it's a pop now.

[00:15:29] Then I'll have to start using Lance.

[00:15:31] Fortunately I can conjure one out of nowhere.

[00:15:34] Excellent.

[00:15:36] So yeah, um, so now congrats, you have a peer, now you have a Doc system.

[00:15:41] You have a residential area and a, uh, a doctor in town.

[00:15:47] Okay.

[00:15:47] Um, Mama Abby is quite bleak.

[00:15:49] She's also quite inebriated.

[00:15:52] Um.

[00:15:54] We did good.

[00:15:55] It's like, yeah, like he like, she just like puts her arm around your, around your shoulders like,

[00:16:02] Fintan, this is the greatest, this is the, this is amazing.

[00:16:09] We have so many people here.

[00:16:11] To live in a shot.

[00:16:14] It's exactly like I dreamed.

[00:16:16] It's slightly more people than we had before the Lord of Blades showed up.

[00:16:22] But, we have a wall now.

[00:16:24] To protect us from the Lord of Blades.

[00:16:26] And, and uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, a, a tower.

[00:16:31] A tower.

[00:16:31] A tower and a, and, and we have Frankie.

[00:16:34] And she like looks at you, you look right.

[00:16:35] Oh right.

[00:16:35] This is, you know, the Warforged Titan is like, woo!

[00:16:38] Woo!

[00:16:41] I'm like, Jorts is now on top of his shoulder like, like telling like woo!

[00:16:46] Woo!

[00:16:49] Jorts and Frankie are woo girls.

[00:16:52] Yeah.

[00:16:53] God damn.

[00:16:58] Um.

[00:17:00] What year is it?

[00:17:01] It is, uh, the year is 999 YK.

[00:17:06] Spring Break 999.

[00:17:07] Yeah.

[00:17:08] Apparently.

[00:17:09] Party like it's 999.

[00:17:13] But, uh, yeah you guys, um, uh, wake up.

[00:17:18] Or, uh, so then we kind of, uh, immediately just cut to black.

[00:17:23] And.

[00:17:24] Wait, you wake up.

[00:17:26] I think that's called black.

[00:17:27] You're in a field.

[00:17:27] Yeah.

[00:17:28] You're in the, you're in the ranch.

[00:17:29] You're often like, you're like in the mud.

[00:17:31] You're sleeping on a boat.

[00:17:34] Out at the lake.

[00:17:36] You just got licked by a cow.

[00:17:38] Actually, everybody roll a constitution save.

[00:17:41] Including the warforge.

[00:17:42] Really?

[00:17:43] Okay.

[00:17:43] Yeah, they, yeah, well, it's a town that most, like, has a large percentage of warforges.

[00:17:48] They probably have some kind of like, alcohol adjacent oils that they consume.

[00:17:53] Okay.

[00:17:55] They can drink potions.

[00:17:56] LL potions.

[00:17:57] 14.

[00:17:58] 19.

[00:17:59] 19?

[00:18:00] Okay.

[00:18:00] Yeah.

[00:18:01] I was still disguised as a dwarf, so I get a constitution bonus.

[00:18:04] That'd be good.

[00:18:06] Yeah.

[00:18:07] Your, your, uh.

[00:18:08] Swat is now hitting on you.

[00:18:09] Yeah, yeah, no, Shlitz, yeah, Shlitz.

[00:18:11] Cause, uh, for some reason you didn't put quite enough chin hair on.

[00:18:15] No, you put too much.

[00:18:16] No, no.

[00:18:16] All my disguises are cross-dressed.

[00:18:18] All of them.

[00:18:19] Oh, okay.

[00:18:21] 23.

[00:18:21] 23.

[00:18:22] Okay, so you guys are all wake up in your beds, um, with no strange, like, things happening.

[00:18:28] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:28] Like, no, you don't have any unexpected visitors in your bed with you.

[00:18:32] Yeah.

[00:18:32] Unless you wanted some.

[00:18:34] Just rub.

[00:18:35] Yeah.

[00:18:36] Well, my charisma is very high.

[00:18:39] Okay.

[00:18:39] And I'm a bard now.

[00:18:40] And there's, there was a ton of half-held ladies, uh, um, that came to town.

[00:18:45] All right.

[00:18:46] So I wake up with a ton of half-held ladies.

[00:18:48] You wake up with-

[00:18:49] All of them.

[00:18:50] Five half-held ladies.

[00:18:53] Uh.

[00:18:55] We'll say, like, one or two.

[00:18:58] If you want to go.

[00:18:59] That's fine.

[00:19:00] Yeah.

[00:19:00] Well, that was all faded to black.

[00:19:03] Yeah, exactly.

[00:19:03] Yeah.

[00:19:04] Again, we, like, slammed the black.

[00:19:06] And it's the next morning.

[00:19:07] And you guys hear, like, um, uh, you guys hear the, the, one of the roosters, um, calling.

[00:19:14] Uh, sure, I'll have one.

[00:19:15] What was that?

[00:19:16] Nothing.

[00:19:17] Okay.

[00:19:17] Uh, so technically there's a 33.3% chance that, uh, that, uh, she could conceive, right?

[00:19:27] Yeah.

[00:19:30] I rolled a five.

[00:19:32] Okay.

[00:19:33] Well, we'll get to that in nine months.

[00:19:35] That's actually fine because, uh, this works towards, uh, the 177 years from now.

[00:19:40] Yeah.

[00:19:41] Yeah.

[00:19:42] That's fair.

[00:19:43] I'll just, I'll just make a note here.

[00:19:46] Mis- miscellaneous notes.

[00:19:48] Uh, it's nine months from now.

[00:19:55] Only payments.

[00:19:56] Yeah.

[00:19:57] Child support.

[00:19:59] This is costly enough already.

[00:20:00] Yeah.

[00:20:01] It's adding more costs.

[00:20:02] I don't think you're gonna have to keep that miscellaneous notes.

[00:20:05] You will just have to start having, like, a bastard sheet.

[00:20:08] Yeah.

[00:20:08] I'll eventually, I'll just make a, I'll have like a, uh, a, uh, it'll just be a, uh, a spreadsheet.

[00:20:15] Uh, cause we're gonna get an entire spreadsheet dedicated to this.

[00:20:19] The bastard foster.

[00:20:20] Well, as far as I know, I'm the only one in my family line.

[00:20:24] Which means that, uh, if I die, so does my quarry.

[00:20:31] Okay.

[00:20:32] Um, so, uh, you guys, yes, you guys all wake up, um, to the sound of the rooster.

[00:20:38] Um, it is about midday, or not about midday, it's about, it's very close to noon at this point.

[00:20:44] So you guys were all kind of, you, it's not like you guys woke up, it was like, oh, God, it's like noon.

[00:20:48] It's like, you woke up, like, cause you guys all expected you, like, you stayed in bed.

[00:20:52] Because you guys all knew it was a big festival.

[00:20:55] It was gonna be a late start to the day.

[00:20:59] Dude, what if we're just even laying in bed?

[00:21:00] Or would they just kinda just lean up against a wall and be done with it?

[00:21:04] Yeah, they have closets.

[00:21:06] It's, it's like Bender's apartment.

[00:21:09] Or I imagine it's like more like, like that's, that's what your bed is.

[00:21:13] Like, either a standup thing or like you just sit down and like sleep.

[00:21:17] Yeah.

[00:21:18] Or like cushions or something if you want.

[00:21:19] Sleep mode.

[00:21:20] Oh, he folds up like a, like a Mark I battle droid.

[00:21:23] I was saying.

[00:21:25] Yep.

[00:21:26] Yeah.

[00:21:27] Um, but yeah, you, uh, you all wake up to hear that, the crowing, or the cawing of the roosters.

[00:21:34] Uh, everybody roll the perception test.

[00:21:43] Hell no.

[00:21:44] Cool.

[00:21:45] 24.

[00:21:46] We will see.

[00:21:49] Perhaps.

[00:21:51] Could you just tell the man a number?

[00:21:57] I understand.

[00:21:58] It's still spinning.

[00:21:59] Do you want to get the, um, get his, his, uh, his dice rolling?

[00:22:03] Uh, Trey.

[00:22:06] So not easy roller guys cap?

[00:22:08] No.

[00:22:09] 18.

[00:22:09] He didn't get that.

[00:22:10] 18?

[00:22:11] Okay.

[00:22:12] Um, and what did you get?

[00:22:13] 24.

[00:22:14] Yeah.

[00:22:14] So you guys, you guys, so you guys hear the rooster calling.

[00:22:17] You hear another bird like sound over that.

[00:22:22] Um, it's, it's not really, it's, it's like a bird, it's like a bird song.

[00:22:26] High overhead.

[00:22:29] Two, two bird songs overhead that are like in unison almost.

[00:22:32] And you guys are kind of getting like a weird, like feeling about it.

[00:22:37] Like it's almost like lulling you into like a sense of, uh, like a, like a sense of safety.

[00:22:43] Would that be a charm effect by any chance?

[00:22:46] It does kind of seem like a charm effect.

[00:22:47] Oh, well I have advantage against that.

[00:22:49] Okay.

[00:22:53] I have advantage against, is this a, um, a wisdom save?

[00:23:02] I believe it will.

[00:23:03] Let me just double check.

[00:23:04] Cause I do have advantage on those.

[00:23:09] Um, yeah, roll a wisdom save.

[00:23:12] Okay.

[00:23:15] 16.

[00:23:17] 16?

[00:23:18] Okay.

[00:23:18] Also 16.

[00:23:19] Okay.

[00:23:20] Uh, you need to roll another, you also need to roll a wisdom save.

[00:23:23] As you're hearing the strange song in the air above a shot.

[00:23:27] Mark.

[00:23:27] It is a charm effect if that matters.

[00:23:29] Yeah.

[00:23:29] Um, I don't think so.

[00:23:32] I don't know.

[00:23:33] It doesn't say anything specific.

[00:23:35] Uh, wisdom?

[00:23:36] Yeah.

[00:23:37] Yeah.

[00:23:37] Five.

[00:23:38] No.

[00:23:38] Okay.

[00:23:39] Um, yeah.

[00:23:39] Um, yeah.

[00:23:40] So you guys, are you guys going to investigate like, like, look out your windows or anything

[00:23:43] like that?

[00:23:43] You all seem pretty, you all don't seem affected.

[00:23:45] You just feel like a, a tingly feeling.

[00:23:48] I don't hear anything.

[00:23:48] I'll just go to the top of the roof and take a look.

[00:23:50] I'm going to kid up first.

[00:23:51] Okay.

[00:23:52] Um, the half elf woman that you were sleeping with, um, she is, uh, just like, she like,

[00:23:58] like, seemed to hear the sound as well.

[00:24:00] And then she just kind of slumped back into bed into a peaceful sleep.

[00:24:04] Um, but yeah.

[00:24:05] So you guys, uh, walk, uh, go out and see what's going on.

[00:24:08] Um, and, uh, it is indeed about noon.

[00:24:11] Um, the airship, uh, the gilded, uh, the gilded sparrow is still, um, over at the loose,

[00:24:16] uh, to the, to the east of, no, to the west of town.

[00:24:20] Um, and as you're looking at your windows, your particular windows are going up on the

[00:24:24] roof area, uh, you see that there are two harpies up in the sky circling like buzzards.

[00:24:31] Um, and, uh, then you hear, um, some foot, some, uh, foot traffic coming down the road

[00:24:40] to the south, um, in downtown of, uh, of Ashat.

[00:24:44] And you hear copper say magic missile.

[00:24:46] Uh, there are, there are two figures coming down from the, basically from the, uh, the lightning

[00:24:51] train road into town.

[00:24:55] Okay.

[00:24:56] Uh, a medium sized creature and a large sized creature, uh, with horns.

[00:25:00] Each of them.

[00:25:03] Do you want to, you, you can't, that's all you can make up right now.

[00:25:06] Uh, did you guys come to the top of the roost with me?

[00:25:11] Uh, I think I poked out a window.

[00:25:12] Okay.

[00:25:13] Yeah.

[00:25:13] They poked out a window, you're up at the roost.

[00:25:14] So you're up by the, by the, by the field of the flower.

[00:25:16] Okay.

[00:25:16] Yeah.

[00:25:17] Everybody there is like, everybody's kind of in like a malaise around the, around the roost.

[00:25:21] Like they're all like kind of in that drowsy, even the ones that were like kind

[00:25:24] of guarding and stuff, like they're kind of like slumped on the wall.

[00:25:27] Okay.

[00:25:28] Okay.

[00:25:28] As this, the song is kind of being played or being sung by these, it seems like it's

[00:25:33] coming from those heartbeats.

[00:25:35] Uh, and does the song affect me?

[00:25:39] No, the song doesn't affect any of you because you guys all rolled well.

[00:25:42] I rolled a five.

[00:25:44] Oh, and that, sorry.

[00:25:45] Then you just, I was going to say like, why, where's the effects?

[00:25:48] You're like, huh?

[00:25:49] Huh?

[00:25:51] Go back into your inert state.

[00:25:55] Although it did.

[00:25:56] Okay.

[00:25:56] Is it putting me to sleep?

[00:25:57] It's, um, it's incapacitating.

[00:26:00] Okay.

[00:26:01] Uh, how long, um, before they get to, uh, the town?

[00:26:05] Um, they are, they're basically on just on like the, the, they're, they've, uh, they'll

[00:26:10] be, they'll, they're basically just entering town.

[00:26:12] Like they're, they're passing by like the foundations of the, of the new residential areas.

[00:26:15] So I don't have long.

[00:26:17] No, they are going to be in center of town by the time, if you were to get down and get

[00:26:21] to, down to like to intercept them, they would be in downtown.

[00:26:25] Like they would be in the center of town.

[00:26:26] Like in that square.

[00:26:28] Okay.

[00:26:28] Excuse me.

[00:26:29] Then I will, uh, make quick stop by my room and grab my studded leather armor.

[00:26:33] Okay.

[00:26:34] Um, because I didn't put my adamantine breastplate on and that takes five fucking minutes.

[00:26:39] Okay.

[00:26:40] You don't just have your armor on you at all times like me?

[00:26:42] No.

[00:26:43] How dare you?

[00:26:44] This is why I cut it up before I was going to investigate.

[00:26:48] Fair.

[00:26:48] It sounds like I'm going to join their Lord of Blades if I keep talking like this.

[00:26:51] I should probably stop.

[00:26:52] They have soft skins.

[00:26:53] Yeah.

[00:26:54] I'm really happy I made my character paranoid.

[00:26:59] Yeah.

[00:26:59] And it only takes one minute to put on light armor, so.

[00:27:02] Okay.

[00:27:02] So you, yeah, you don your armor and then run down.

[00:27:07] Uh, so that is going to be, you're on like the top of the roost, which is like a multi-story

[00:27:13] tower.

[00:27:14] Do you not have feather fall?

[00:27:16] Oh, you do have, you do have feather tokens.

[00:27:18] Yeah, but it's not worth burning a token.

[00:27:20] Yeah.

[00:27:21] For a superman land, for an awesome like superman landing.

[00:27:24] I'll just teleport directly.

[00:27:25] That's all I'm going to do.

[00:27:26] You do have that too.

[00:27:27] Yeah.

[00:27:28] If time is literally of the essence.

[00:27:30] Yeah.

[00:27:30] And also I want to perverse these people, the two figures that you can see in the distance,

[00:27:34] they're walking casually into town.

[00:27:36] They're not like running, like rushing into town or anything.

[00:27:39] They're just casually strolling into the center of town.

[00:27:42] Um, being apparently, but, and as you look up in the sky, you see the, the, the two harpies

[00:27:48] buzzarding, like buzzard circling around them.

[00:27:50] They're, they're following as they're circling the, this, uh, this duo.

[00:27:57] Yeah.

[00:27:57] In this setting, are there any good harpies?

[00:28:00] Yes, actually, um, monstrous races like Medusas, harpies, minotaurs, um, ogres, uh, trolls,

[00:28:08] all of them.

[00:28:08] They actually are, they actually can be, uh, quite civilized.

[00:28:12] They actually have an entire country.

[00:28:15] The monstrous country.

[00:28:16] But are they not all evil naturally?

[00:28:20] Um, there's a majority of them are, but not all of them are evil.

[00:28:26] There's a good portion of them that are evil, but not all.

[00:28:28] So I suppose I can't just shoot first and ask questions later.

[00:28:31] I mean, they, well you're probably, where were you in, in the shot?

[00:28:34] Like where was your window in a shot?

[00:28:36] I was probably in the downtown.

[00:28:38] Okay, so you can get, you had a little bit better look at them.

[00:28:40] They're both wearing nice clothes.

[00:28:42] Like the small, the medium sized humanoid with horns is wearing, um, a duster of like,

[00:28:48] like kind of like studded leather armor.

[00:28:50] The bigger guy, it's clearly a minotaur.

[00:28:54] He's wearing a fucking shirt, slacks and suspenders.

[00:29:01] And he's got a big fuck you broad sword on his back.

[00:29:05] Okay, so once I've got the leather armor on, um, do I know where these two are?

[00:29:10] Uh, you know where their, their, their bedrooms are.

[00:29:13] Okay.

[00:29:14] Or where they, where they were sleeping last.

[00:29:15] Where do we sleep here?

[00:29:17] Uh, I see.

[00:29:17] In the roost.

[00:29:18] In the roost.

[00:29:18] Oh no, he said he wasn't sleeping in the roost.

[00:29:20] He was on the tavern.

[00:29:21] Oh, okay.

[00:29:22] Where is our like quote unquote rooms?

[00:29:24] I guess the roost is where you guys actually like have like a headquarter.

[00:29:27] The fortified tower.

[00:29:28] Yeah, that makes sense.

[00:29:29] Okay.

[00:29:29] Where you guys have headquartered.

[00:29:30] I kind of figured that we had, uh, uh, rooms around the outside of it.

[00:29:34] And then in the middle we have our, um, our ready room.

[00:29:38] Yeah.

[00:29:39] Okay.

[00:29:39] Yeah, you guys have the, also.

[00:29:40] And there's a fire pole to get down the bottom, right?

[00:29:42] We'll say you guys have the tops.

[00:29:45] We'll say you guys have the tops.

[00:29:51] Fuck yeah, there is.

[00:29:52] We'll go up to the airships and stuff.

[00:29:55] Okay.

[00:29:55] So you're actually like kind of getting like a penthouse suit.

[00:29:57] Yes.

[00:29:58] That makes sense.

[00:29:59] Because it's also right close to the rooftop, um, like platform.

[00:30:03] Which is where your, uh, your Rookery is.

[00:30:04] Or your, uh, your Griffin's, um, like, roost is.

[00:30:08] Yes.

[00:30:08] The Rookery is a hatchery, sorry.

[00:30:11] Um, anyway, yeah.

[00:30:12] Uh, so yeah, you, you teleport though to, uh, either to the town square or to the tavern

[00:30:16] wherever you want to teleport.

[00:30:18] Uh, to the tavern.

[00:30:21] Okay.

[00:30:22] Uh, yeah, you teleport into the tavern and like, it seems like, um, your, your friend

[00:30:27] here, uh, Kirk, uh, Kirkless, is the only one who's not in like a malaise or like just

[00:30:33] a lazy day sort of like feeling.

[00:30:37] Okay.

[00:30:37] Well, thank God there's somebody who's not, uh, uh, uh, sassed out.

[00:30:42] Um, how awake are you?

[00:30:47] Quite thoroughly.

[00:30:48] Are you armed?

[00:30:49] Quite thoroughly.

[00:30:50] Excellent.

[00:30:51] Always.

[00:30:51] I'm gonna grab him by the arm and teleport him to the top of the tower.

[00:30:54] Okay.

[00:30:55] So you can teleport away from the downtown back to the Rookery.

[00:30:58] Well, I mean, he can still see clearly from there, yeah?

[00:31:01] Yeah.

[00:31:01] Like clear lines of sight.

[00:31:02] Is it less than 600 feet?

[00:31:04] It's, no, this is like, what's it like, that's like 700 meters.

[00:31:09] Oh.

[00:31:11] Like, to it and then up.

[00:31:14] Never mind.

[00:31:14] That's not where we're going.

[00:31:16] Uh, on top of another building nearby.

[00:31:18] Okay.

[00:31:19] So one of the, so maybe, maybe the, uh, the top of like town hall.

[00:31:22] Sure.

[00:31:23] Yeah.

[00:31:23] That one's probably reasonably tall.

[00:31:26] Is that until give me range?

[00:31:27] All right.

[00:31:28] Yeah.

[00:31:28] That'd be in range of the, uh, set of the top.

[00:31:30] Oh, like of the, uh, the town, uh, square.

[00:31:35] Yep.

[00:31:35] Okay.

[00:31:37] And, uh, yeah, the, uh, they, they, the, these guys, these two individuals stop in the center

[00:31:42] of town and you guys can actually see them a little bit more closely now.

[00:31:45] Uh, the one in the duster is a female tiefling.

[00:31:49] Uh, blue, purplish kind of skin tone with, uh, uh, curl, with some, uh, some kind of curled,

[00:31:56] um, uh, ram horns.

[00:31:58] Um, she has, uh, her, her duster is very like suited for like kind of like the, uh,

[00:32:06] the kind of plains and, uh, and desert and arid atmosphere of, uh, of the, of Northern

[00:32:12] Valinar and the Talenta plains.

[00:32:14] Um, she's also got a, uh, a bell, a notable bell on her, uh, on her neck, like on her collar.

[00:32:20] Mm-hmm.

[00:32:21] It has not made a sound.

[00:32:23] Um, but as she's been moving around and stuff, like you, it would certainly, it looks

[00:32:27] like it would have jangled and jangled and it has not.

[00:32:30] That's great.

[00:32:30] It's perfectly quiet.

[00:32:31] And, uh, behind her, like right next, like busy on, like, um, like just basically, just

[00:32:37] behind her and to the left is this large minotaur in, like I said, slacks, a white dress shirt

[00:32:45] and, uh, suspenders and a large, um, great sword on his back.

[00:32:51] Uh, and, um, the, the tiefling kind of speaks out, uh, I guess to the tavern where you, where

[00:33:00] you can, you can kind of see you guys through the windows or like if you guys have made yourself

[00:33:04] known yet.

[00:33:05] Nope.

[00:33:05] Not yet.

[00:33:05] Yeah.

[00:33:05] So like to the tavern basically, or to the town hall.

[00:33:08] Um, uh, hello.

[00:33:11] This is Perkta Jingle Jangle.

[00:33:15] I am looking for bounties.

[00:33:19] I am looking and she pulls out a, she pulls out a scroll from her, from her jacket.

[00:33:24] Ah, crap, it's me.

[00:33:25] I am looking for a, and she's, uh, she's reading the, this note.

[00:33:33] A human paladin or warlock by the name of Finpan.

[00:33:39] Ah, crap, it's you.

[00:33:40] A copper clad warforged named Copper.

[00:33:45] Original.

[00:33:46] I'm sleeping in a tower still.

[00:33:47] As a customer.

[00:33:48] And a baby warforged named Castor.

[00:33:54] Wait, he stole my bag of holding.

[00:33:56] He's probably not actually still in there anymore.

[00:33:59] A baby warforged.

[00:34:00] He's a half way war.

[00:34:01] He's a half way war.

[00:34:02] Yeah.

[00:34:03] Um, are you, like, if there is, if these individuals are here, please make yourselves known.

[00:34:14] We would, I would like to do this quietly.

[00:34:17] But, uh, if not, this could get ugly.

[00:34:21] How many times a day can you teleport?

[00:34:24] That was two of three.

[00:34:30] And you're on a roof right now?

[00:34:31] I do technically have one other option, but it's very short range.

[00:34:35] Awesome.

[00:34:36] I like to think that, so you're, you're sleeping, um, Copper.

[00:34:38] So I like to think that, like, as soon as she said, like, a copper clad warforged named Copper.

[00:34:43] Original.

[00:34:44] The oil bubble that you were, like, snoring with just, like, pops it up.

[00:34:48] Yeah.

[00:34:49] Oh.

[00:34:50] Oh.

[00:34:51] What am I actually awake now?

[00:34:52] Yeah, because it's just somebody stepped on your, uh, grave.

[00:34:54] Oh.

[00:34:55] Okay.

[00:34:55] Or your scrap heap.

[00:34:57] Thanks.

[00:34:58] But, I assume that.

[00:34:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:35:00] Okay.

[00:35:01] I'm gonna slide down the roof.

[00:35:03] Okay.

[00:35:03] Into the street.

[00:35:05] And, uh, try to approach someone from behind.

[00:35:09] Okay.

[00:35:09] Okay.

[00:35:10] I'm gonna order.

[00:35:11] So you're going that way.

[00:35:14] And I'm going to saunter in quietly, but in the open.

[00:35:18] Okay.

[00:35:20] Um.

[00:35:22] Okay.

[00:35:28] Uh, the, uh, as you're, as you're, are you being stealthy at all?

[00:35:32] Or are you just, like, quietly?

[00:35:34] Just, like, but, like, stealthy.

[00:35:36] Stealthy as in quietly, but I'm walking straight in.

[00:35:39] I'm not hiding.

[00:35:40] Yeah.

[00:35:40] Okay.

[00:35:41] So the, the Minotaur kind of notes you first, probably, like, smells you more than sees

[00:35:45] you, or hears you, like, his eye, his ear twitches.

[00:35:48] And he looks, like, just takes a quick glance to you and then, like, nudges his, uh, his

[00:35:52] partner, who then turns to kind of face you.

[00:35:54] It's like, are you Fintan Pallaris?

[00:36:00] I, I'm the fist of the stars.

[00:36:03] Uh, and then she, like, looks to her, like, she, like, kind of, like, looks down at her

[00:36:06] coat, on her coat and is like, is this the one?

[00:36:10] And a little sprite pops out of her pocket on her, on her duster.

[00:36:13] And it's like, and you, you kind of hear a voice.

[00:36:16] You have to, you have to roll, uh, something, something to actually hear its voice.

[00:36:19] Because it's very quiet.

[00:36:20] Or it's very small.

[00:36:26] I should have kept it, but...

[00:36:28] Fair is fair.

[00:36:29] It was a 19.

[00:36:30] Fair is fair.

[00:36:31] Now it's an 11.

[00:36:32] Um, but it's a perception, you say?

[00:36:35] Yeah.

[00:36:36] Thirteen.

[00:36:38] Yep.

[00:36:38] That's the one that killed Gaara.

[00:36:41] Gaara?

[00:36:42] Who the fuck's Gaara?

[00:36:44] Right.

[00:36:44] Right, and she is like, alright, you can go.

[00:36:46] Uh, it was the one on the train.

[00:36:49] Uh, and then she pulls up the, the, the, she, like, kind of opens the scroll again.

[00:36:52] It's like...

[00:36:53] Oh.

[00:36:53] I think?

[00:36:54] Yeah.

[00:36:54] Was it...

[00:36:55] Was it one of the, uh...

[00:36:56] It's the one that cast her shot from, like, inside the vent?

[00:36:59] Yeah.

[00:37:00] Yeah.

[00:37:00] Yeah.

[00:37:01] Um, so, uh, it's like, yeah, she's always like, well, Mr. Polaris, according to my bounty

[00:37:07] that I've, uh, been contracted by the Dask, uh, you and your friends, uh, are wanted

[00:37:13] by Miho Koi, the only underboss of the Dask of Greywall for the murder of various, uh, Dask

[00:37:25] members and also the theft of Dask property.

[00:37:31] So, while I hear all this, I determine that these people are, in fact, an employee of

[00:37:36] gangsters?

[00:37:37] Uh, the, you would know that the Dask are a criminal organization.

[00:37:40] They're a bunch of DAGs.

[00:37:41] Okay.

[00:37:42] They're basically a bunch of criminals.

[00:37:43] They're, they're, they're a mafia.

[00:37:44] They're a monster.

[00:37:45] They're a monster.

[00:37:45] They're literally the monster mob.

[00:37:47] Okay.

[00:37:48] Uh...

[00:37:48] Where are they, the ones that we work with?

[00:37:51] Yeah.

[00:37:51] That's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the halfling mafia.

[00:37:54] Mm-hmm.

[00:37:54] You're very different.

[00:37:56] They, and you guys have pissed off the Dask in your, in your early, in your early

[00:38:00] adventures.

[00:38:01] Mm-hmm.

[00:38:02] And so somebody, uh, but the, the Boromir clan use, um, uh, drum fed, uh, crossbows.

[00:38:11] Yes.

[00:38:11] They use Sharn typewriters.

[00:38:13] Yeah.

[00:38:13] Sharn typewriters.

[00:38:14] Yeah.

[00:38:15] Sharn city typewriters.

[00:38:16] They even make a typewriter noise when you fire them.

[00:38:19] Yeah.

[00:38:20] Um, but yeah, uh, he's like, if you come peacefully, we can't do that.

[00:38:24] We can, uh, this will not be any problem.

[00:38:27] Otherwise, uh, you know, the, the contract is dead or alive.

[00:38:31] Well, this is home.

[00:38:33] So I'm not really going anywhere, but let me tell you about this fantastic place called

[00:38:37] The Shot.

[00:38:41] Pull out a pop-up table.

[00:38:43] Throw down a map.

[00:38:45] Um, the, the Minotaur pulls out its broad sword.

[00:38:49] It's like, don't need for that.

[00:38:50] Don't need for that.

[00:38:53] As your jingling stops, you're ready to shoot him.

[00:38:57] You're worth quite a lot of money.

[00:39:00] Yeah.

[00:39:02] Hmm?

[00:39:07] Yes.

[00:39:09] Uh, are you a dwarf right now or are you an elf?

[00:39:12] I'm currently an elf, but I'm out of sight.

[00:39:14] Okay.

[00:39:15] Well, let's see if you're out of sight.

[00:39:16] Let's roll off that and see how well out of sight you are.

[00:39:19] So, he's an elf advantage because he's like hiding behind the chimney.

[00:39:27] Oh, well, then.

[00:39:28] Doesn't matter.

[00:39:29] Oh, okay.

[00:39:29] Not 20 or?

[00:39:30] Not pretty good though.

[00:39:31] Okay, okay.

[00:39:32] 27.

[00:39:36] 27 you said.

[00:39:40] Okay, okay.

[00:39:43] Yeah, she doesn't miss you.

[00:39:45] Um, I'm sorry, but uh, unless you can cough up more than 20,000 a head.

[00:39:55] I'm here for a job.

[00:39:57] I mean, I could, but I'm not going to.

[00:40:01] You've been hired by gangsters.

[00:40:03] Yes.

[00:40:04] Money's money.

[00:40:07] And honestly, it's not really that lawful an act.

[00:40:12] Plus, come after us, the Boromir clan is going to be after you next.

[00:40:17] And then where does this end?

[00:40:19] Yeah, this is a job.

[00:40:21] This is not the uh, I'm not the Dask.

[00:40:23] I'm a freelance.

[00:40:24] Can I uh, can I prepare an action at this point?

[00:40:27] Yeah, you're on.

[00:40:28] By working for the Dask, you are in fact the biggest DAC of them all.

[00:40:36] They told me, my information gathering told me you were a bunch of ass heads.

[00:40:43] And she pulls out a strange looking implement from her duster.

[00:40:47] That's a shot.

[00:40:49] Um, it's...

[00:40:50] Hang on.

[00:40:52] It looks like a hand crossbow, but without the bow aspect of it.

[00:40:55] And it's got six cylinders on the edge.

[00:40:59] And it's glowing faintly on the hammer.

[00:41:02] Sorry, six barrels or six...

[00:41:04] Six, six um, it's like a...

[00:41:08] Six...

[00:41:08] Does it have six barrels or does it have one barrel and there's a cylinder in the back?

[00:41:12] One barrel and a cylinder with six holes in the, in the, on the side with a glowing bit on a hammer.

[00:41:18] A mechanism on the back.

[00:41:19] And she points it at you.

[00:41:21] It's like, we can do this easy.

[00:41:23] Or I can use one of my one less guys.

[00:41:28] Knocked asshat.

[00:41:30] It's a shot.

[00:41:31] That I'm going to use as my bardic inspiration for him.

[00:41:35] Okay.

[00:41:36] Alright, so I already have advantage.

[00:41:38] I cast armor of Agathus.

[00:41:40] Uh, well she'll fire before you do that.

[00:41:42] How far away is...

[00:41:42] Well, let's roll off her initials.

[00:41:44] I'm, I'm already...

[00:41:45] Okay, you...

[00:41:45] I already have a prepped action.

[00:41:46] Okay, you've got a prepped action, so roll yours.

[00:41:49] Can I say I've made it at least out of the tower by now?

[00:41:52] Yeah.

[00:41:54] You're, you're uh, that dude from, uh, from Ragnarok.

[00:41:57] It's just like, who has to run all the way.

[00:41:59] Yeah, basically.

[00:42:00] Yeah.

[00:42:02] Okay.

[00:42:03] I'm going to blow everything in one shot.

[00:42:05] Okay.

[00:42:06] Because I want to.

[00:42:07] Hell yeah.

[00:42:07] Are we going to shoot at her?

[00:42:08] Yeah, she's the oath bow target.

[00:42:10] Okay.

[00:42:11] I'm going to use my sharpshooter ability.

[00:42:16] So it's a minus five to hit, but plus ten damage.

[00:42:20] Hunter's Mark?

[00:42:21] Hunter's Mark.

[00:42:22] No, actually I can't use that because it's a bonus action.

[00:42:26] I only have one action prepped.

[00:42:28] Oh, right.

[00:42:29] So I have to use my full round action.

[00:42:31] Uh.

[00:42:33] You can only use non actions and your actions.

[00:42:36] Yeah.

[00:42:36] Okay.

[00:42:37] Okay.

[00:42:38] Okay.

[00:42:38] And I'm going to use a plus one arrow just for shits and giggles.

[00:42:44] About how far would you say I'm in?

[00:42:46] And anything I hit with, because it's a surprise round, is a crit.

[00:42:49] A map.

[00:42:49] Yep.

[00:42:50] And would I be in line of sight?

[00:42:52] Really?

[00:42:52] You are 600.

[00:42:53] Sassaner of sight.

[00:42:55] Not in line of sight either?

[00:42:56] No.

[00:42:57] Sorry.

[00:42:58] You have to like go down.

[00:42:59] I have to read that.

[00:43:00] You basically have to run a block to get inside the sight.

[00:43:04] Okay.

[00:43:04] Great.

[00:43:05] Love it.

[00:43:05] You have to run basically 200 meters.

[00:43:07] That's a 22 to hit.

[00:43:09] 22 to hit?

[00:43:10] On her?

[00:43:11] On her.

[00:43:12] That will hit.

[00:43:13] Okay.

[00:43:14] So let's calculate some damage here.

[00:43:17] And you rolled it with advantage, yeah?

[00:43:19] Yes.

[00:43:19] Okay.

[00:43:19] Okay.

[00:43:21] Because you actually get advantage on anybody who hasn't gone yet.

[00:43:25] I've got six kinds of advantage on her.

[00:43:27] I know.

[00:43:27] They don't stack, unfortunately.

[00:43:30] So, I think I need a calculator for this.

[00:43:35] So she is still at full HP.

[00:43:37] Mm-hmm.

[00:43:38] But, it's a sneak attack.

[00:43:41] So that's 2d6, which is 12.

[00:43:45] How does the crits work?

[00:43:46] Is it all damage max or just weapon damage?

[00:43:49] So what?

[00:43:49] A crit damage.

[00:43:51] Oh, you get double the dice.

[00:43:54] Oh, double the dice.

[00:43:55] Alright.

[00:43:55] On all of it?

[00:43:56] So you can either roll the dice and double your result, or you can roll double the number

[00:44:01] of dice.

[00:44:02] I'm going to roll the dice and double the result because I literally don't have enough dice

[00:44:06] for this.

[00:44:07] Does it double...

[00:44:08] You know that there's an awful lot in here, right?

[00:44:09] Yeah.

[00:44:10] Does it double additional damage or just the base damage?

[00:44:14] No, just the dice.

[00:44:14] Just the dice.

[00:44:15] All dice rolls.

[00:44:16] Yeah.

[00:44:17] Oh, right.

[00:44:17] In regards to that attack.

[00:44:18] Any additional damage is always just a plus.

[00:44:20] It's not plus dice.

[00:44:21] Yeah.

[00:44:22] Yeah.

[00:44:26] But it would have doubled his hunter's mark and all that stuff.

[00:44:32] So that's 5, 11, 15, 25 damage.

[00:44:41] Okay.

[00:44:42] That's sizable.

[00:44:43] Mm-hmm.

[00:44:44] She'll take it.

[00:44:49] Oh, hold on.

[00:44:51] I also use my Oath Bow.

[00:44:53] Oh, yeah.

[00:44:54] So I got to do Oath Bow damage.

[00:44:55] 3.6 from that.

[00:44:56] Yeah.

[00:44:56] And that's doubled as well.

[00:45:01] 6.

[00:45:03] On 25 is 31.

[00:45:05] 31, so 62 damage.

[00:45:07] One shot for the crit.

[00:45:08] Wow.

[00:45:10] Goddamn.

[00:45:10] Okay.

[00:45:11] When I ambush, I ambush effectively.

[00:45:13] So she's about to fire at Fintan.

[00:45:17] And Kirklus, you get up and then quickly prep your shot and you fire at her.

[00:45:22] And the arrow goes right into her side and is like, hurr!

[00:45:25] And her shot moves to the side and she fires and there's a thunder crack as some kind of energy projectile bursts forth from the barrel of that cannon.

[00:45:40] I need it.

[00:45:41] And shoots up into the sky and is like, ugh!

[00:45:45] We'll try to save it.

[00:45:45] Maybe waste one of my enchanted bullets.

[00:45:48] Blitz it!

[00:45:49] Get that asshole!

[00:45:51] And the minotaur just kind of roars and with his broadsword just starts barreling in the direction of the minotaur.

[00:45:59] You know I'm up like two and a half stories, right?

[00:46:00] Yeah, he's running.

[00:46:01] He's still gonna try and get ya.

[00:46:03] Okay.

[00:46:03] Yeah.

[00:46:04] Um...

[00:46:05] It's like in the opening to Left 4 Dead.

[00:46:07] Also, the heart is higher above you too.

[00:46:08] Oh, I forgot about that.

[00:46:09] Yeah.

[00:46:10] So, initiatives, guys.

[00:46:12] As, uh, she is not dead from that attack but she's not helping.

[00:46:15] Oh, do we both get advantage on initiative?

[00:46:18] Uh, are you within 30 feet of me?

[00:46:21] I don't think so.

[00:46:23] No.

[00:46:23] I don't think I needed it.

[00:46:26] 22.

[00:46:28] 22...

[00:46:29] 10.

[00:46:31] I'm way the fuck far away anyways.

[00:46:33] I literally don't think I can make it in time for this combat at all.

[00:46:38] I am 600 feet away.

[00:46:40] And I can move 30 feet in action.

[00:46:43] Uh, no, you can walk 30 feet.

[00:46:44] You can't run.

[00:46:45] You can dash.

[00:46:45] I'm gonna take my time.

[00:46:48] You're just like...

[00:46:49] So, it's 10 rounds of combat away.

[00:46:51] Yeah.

[00:46:51] Totally gonna make it.

[00:46:54] Uh, okay.

[00:46:54] What does running do?

[00:46:57] I think it's double move speed?

[00:46:59] Probably.

[00:47:00] No.

[00:47:01] There's a whole dash action.

[00:47:05] Uh...

[00:47:05] That's so annoying.

[00:47:06] Look it up.

[00:47:09] In Shadowrun, there was a...

[00:47:10] Like a, um...

[00:47:12] There was two speeds that you just written...

[00:47:15] You wrote down on all your vehicles and all your characters, and that's just your walking speed and your running speed.

[00:47:19] Now, you have it all immediately there.

[00:47:24] Okay.

[00:47:25] I'm gonna actually do that here when I find out that number.

[00:47:29] Dash action.

[00:47:31] Good.

[00:47:32] Thank you, sir.

[00:47:34] 192.

[00:47:35] Oh, okay.

[00:47:35] That's good.

[00:47:37] Is it, though?

[00:47:38] Me.

[00:47:40] Uh, okay.

[00:47:41] So, top of the round...

[00:47:43] So, Fintan, you...

[00:47:44] Actually, no.

[00:47:45] One of the harpies actually rolled a net point.

[00:47:47] If you spend your full round, you move 60 feet.

[00:47:50] Okay.

[00:47:51] So, the next 10 rounds...

[00:47:53] So, the next 10 rounds...

[00:47:53] So, the next 10 rounds...

[00:47:54] One of the harpies actually, um...

[00:47:56] Uh, begins diving...

[00:47:58] Towards you.

[00:48:01] Uh, and she is going to, uh...

[00:48:05] I will note that.

[00:48:05] Really? She got better than me?

[00:48:07] She got a net 20.

[00:48:08] Oh.

[00:48:09] Uh, so the...

[00:48:09] The harpy...

[00:48:11] One of the harpies...

[00:48:12] You'll notice also as they're like...

[00:48:13] Cause you hear her like her...

[00:48:14] Like she stops singing with her sister.

[00:48:17] Uh, or the other one.

[00:48:18] Um, and, uh...

[00:48:20] She starts kind of just...

[00:48:22] Doing a screech as she comes...

[00:48:23] Just missling down towards you as well.

[00:48:27] Um...

[00:48:27] And you'll notice that she actually has, um...

[00:48:29] Like some studded leather armor as well on her.

[00:48:32] Hmm.

[00:48:33] Customed for...

[00:48:34] Flight.

[00:48:36] Um...

[00:48:37] And, uh...

[00:48:37] She also has, um...

[00:48:40] A, uh...

[00:48:41] Hand crossbow.

[00:48:42] Uh, in her...

[00:48:44] Uh, in her, uh...

[00:48:45] Her arm.

[00:48:46] Hand?

[00:48:46] In her foot, actually.

[00:48:47] Oh.

[00:48:48] She's like...

[00:48:49] Coming down.

[00:48:50] She's actually using her prehensile toes to...

[00:48:52] Fire some hand crossbows.

[00:48:54] Interesting.

[00:48:55] Well, I don't like this much.

[00:48:57] No.

[00:48:58] Uh, but yeah.

[00:48:59] So she's going to attack.

[00:49:00] Uh, as she dive bombs you.

[00:49:02] With a...

[00:49:03] With a hand crossbow.

[00:49:06] She's a stutka.

[00:49:09] And...

[00:49:09] The crossbow...

[00:49:12] Jams.

[00:49:14] Thank god.

[00:49:15] With a nat 1.

[00:49:16] Um...

[00:49:16] So she, like...

[00:49:17] Tries to dive bomb.

[00:49:20] Um...

[00:49:20] I think she gets another shot, but she'll have to spend that basically...

[00:49:25] Reloading or drop the gun...

[00:49:27] Or drop the crossbow and just attack you normally without...

[00:49:28] Without weapons.

[00:49:31] Um...

[00:49:32] Let's take a look here.

[00:49:35] Yeah.

[00:49:36] No, she's just gonna have...

[00:49:37] Uh...

[00:49:38] Oh no, no, no.

[00:49:39] Harpies in this actually do have, um...

[00:49:40] Arms and legs.

[00:49:41] Uh, free of their wings.

[00:49:43] Oh.

[00:49:43] I was thinking of World of Warcraft.

[00:49:45] Oh, like, Azerothian, uh...

[00:49:46] Uh...

[00:49:47] Uh...

[00:49:48] Um...

[00:49:48] Yeah, no, she...

[00:49:49] Her crossbow doesn't work, and she, like, ah!

[00:49:52] Throws it.

[00:49:53] And just come...

[00:49:54] Continues dive bombing with her, uh, claws.

[00:49:57] Uh, for her second attack.

[00:50:00] Um...

[00:50:00] So...

[00:50:01] Let's see if that works.

[00:50:08] She also plays a climb.

[00:50:09] So I rolled one the first time.

[00:50:09] I thought I'm me.

[00:50:10] Why are you me?

[00:50:11] And then I rolled a 2 the next time.

[00:50:13] That's getting better.

[00:50:15] Invoke the...

[00:50:16] The rites of the eldritch gods of easyrollerdice.com!

[00:50:19] Ha ha ha ha!

[00:50:21] So, um, that's her robo.

[00:50:23] Uh, so next up is Fintan.

[00:50:25] Okay.

[00:50:28] So...

[00:50:28] You have a...

[00:50:29] There's a wounded, uh, tiefling, um, and, uh...

[00:50:33] Basically, like, they just...

[00:50:35] Misfired a shot after your, uh, your friend, uh, got her on the side.

[00:50:40] Okay.

[00:50:41] Okay.

[00:50:42] Uh...

[00:50:43] One could say she fired.

[00:50:45] And she missed.

[00:50:46] Yup.

[00:50:47] How far away from me is she?

[00:50:50] Um...

[00:50:51] I'm gonna say she's probably...

[00:50:54] 40 feet away.

[00:50:55] Okay.

[00:50:56] You can charge.

[00:50:57] And how far away from her is the Minotaur or the Harpies?

[00:51:04] Well, the Harpies are up in the sky.

[00:51:05] Like, they're dive bombing the roof.

[00:51:08] Uh, the Minotaur on his run is going to basically start heading toward the building.

[00:51:13] That the arrow was fired from.

[00:51:15] How far away is that building from her?

[00:51:17] Uh, that's about...

[00:51:18] That's probably about 50, 75 feet away.

[00:51:21] Hmm.

[00:51:21] Cause, I mean, it's a...

[00:51:22] The town square you guys are in, so...

[00:51:24] They were kind of in the middle of the town square.

[00:51:26] So I imagine it's about...

[00:51:30] Maybe like 100 feet across and most.

[00:51:32] All right.

[00:51:33] Uh, hmmm...

[00:51:39] Had an elaborate plan.

[00:51:40] It's all gone to dust.

[00:51:43] Uh...

[00:51:43] Sorry for saving your life.

[00:51:46] No.

[00:51:46] It wasn't your fault.

[00:51:47] I will say...

[00:51:48] It's distances that played with that.

[00:51:50] That screwed up my plan.

[00:51:51] That's all.

[00:51:51] She has three bullets in that gun that you do not want to be at the end of.

[00:51:55] On the end of.

[00:51:56] There are three special bullets in that gun that you can't have.

[00:51:59] I'm gonna move my...

[00:52:00] I use my movement to get within, uh, 10 feet of her.

[00:52:04] Okay.

[00:52:05] And then I'm going to, uh, use my bullet.

[00:52:07] Okay.

[00:52:10] Only I'm going to make an athletics check.

[00:52:13] Okay.

[00:52:15] To disarm her of her gun.

[00:52:17] Sure.

[00:52:19] If this ever stops spinning.

[00:52:21] Why did you take it out of the fucking tray?

[00:52:24] Because it jumped out of the tray last time.

[00:52:27] And I didn't put it back in.

[00:52:29] I fucking hate that stupid...

[00:52:30] I'm gonna break it all these days.

[00:52:32] Oh, but it's so cool.

[00:52:34] I don't care.

[00:52:34] It's not cool.

[00:52:36] It's...

[00:52:36] You just said you don't care, which means you acknowledge it's cool.

[00:52:39] I said I don't care that it's so cool.

[00:52:41] I hate it.

[00:52:42] Uh, 17 and athletics.

[00:52:44] 18, 19, 20, 21.

[00:52:46] 21.

[00:52:47] She gets to make, uh, an opposed athletics or acrobatics check.

[00:52:51] Let's take a look.

[00:52:52] See?

[00:52:53] She's actually fully statted.

[00:52:54] I statted her this week.

[00:52:57] Uh, that is gonna be acrobatics.

[00:53:03] EasyRollerDice.com

[00:53:06] That's a 15.

[00:53:08] Okay.

[00:53:09] I have, um, disarmed her of her gun.

[00:53:13] Okay.

[00:53:14] It goes scattering into the dust.

[00:53:16] Okay.

[00:53:17] Off the side.

[00:53:19] All right.

[00:53:20] Uh, remises as that.

[00:53:22] And as a bonus action.

[00:53:25] No, no, I'm, I'm not going to do that as bonus action.

[00:53:29] Okay.

[00:53:30] No, that's, that's good where that is.

[00:53:32] Okay.

[00:53:33] Is she, uh, is she still on her feet?

[00:53:35] Yeah.

[00:53:37] She's, um, probably like, uh, she's, um, probably a little...

[00:53:41] Oh, right, but she's within my reach.

[00:53:42] Perfect.

[00:53:42] Okay, continue.

[00:53:43] Okay.

[00:53:44] Yeah, she's, she's still standing, but she's like, probably like favoring one side of her body.

[00:53:48] Okay.

[00:53:49] Um, and next up is, uh, is actually going to be, um, Perkta.

[00:53:55] So her.

[00:53:56] Okay.

[00:53:57] Um, she pulls out her other gun.

[00:53:59] She had two revolvers.

[00:54:01] That I...

[00:54:02] I always carried a brace.

[00:54:03] You had to know this.

[00:54:04] She was originally going to have, she had dual revolvers.

[00:54:07] Because of course she did.

[00:54:09] Of course she did.

[00:54:10] Um, so, uh, yeah, um, she is going to, uh, fire a shot.

[00:54:17] No, no.

[00:54:19] She's going to fire at a nast hat.

[00:54:26] She misses that first shot.

[00:54:28] As a, there's a...

[00:54:29] She fired.

[00:54:30] A thundercrack.

[00:54:31] And she missed.

[00:54:32] Um, as the, a bullet comes out of that one.

[00:54:35] Uh, not with the same intensity of the, the, the bullet from the other gun.

[00:54:39] Uh, but still with some kind of arcane energy propelling it from the barrel.

[00:54:45] But, uh, she's going to fire with her second shot.

[00:54:49] Nat 20!

[00:54:51] There you go.

[00:54:52] You, you might die.

[00:54:54] I really, really, really wish that I was wearing my breastplate.

[00:54:58] Because Zadamantine, and it negates critical hits.

[00:55:02] Do I have to roll the confirm too, or?

[00:55:05] No.

[00:55:06] We don't do that anymore.

[00:55:08] Cool.

[00:55:08] We don't do that anymore.

[00:55:10] So, um...

[00:55:10] Did you say it takes you an hour to put that on though?

[00:55:13] Five minutes.

[00:55:14] Oh.

[00:55:14] So I will just roll these, uh, my, I need another D8 of damage.

[00:55:20] Uh, that is not D8 actually.

[00:55:22] There you go.

[00:55:23] These are D8s, yes.

[00:55:25] Um...

[00:55:31] I'm a little concerned, because Chris made this weapon up.

[00:55:34] No, actually, uh, it is actually in the DM's guide.

[00:55:38] I, I, I enchanted, I gave her some enchanted bullets.

[00:55:41] But then she doesn't have, they're not all enchanted, I will say.

[00:55:44] Um, as you found out earlier, the first one was really intense, the second shot wasn't as intense.

[00:55:49] So...

[00:55:51] Um...

[00:55:51] But yeah, uh, the revolver fires, there's a Thundercrack.

[00:55:56] Um...

[00:55:58] I should have made it just like, maxed that.

[00:56:00] Oh wait, it's, wait, I...

[00:56:02] Okay.

[00:56:03] Um, yeah, it's, uh, you're gonna take, um, six piercing damage.

[00:56:08] Oh.

[00:56:09] Okay.

[00:56:09] Yeah.

[00:56:10] Uh, it would've been better, but I rolled really low on the attack.

[00:56:13] Yeah, fair.

[00:56:14] Uh, despite the fact that I also got an at 20, my dice was fucking K-only constantly.

[00:56:18] There's no like, flat plus on the damage?

[00:56:20] I, I honestly should've just given it, I should've just like, made it like, the max of the, uh, for the damage.

[00:56:26] But...

[00:56:27] Um, I, I, I'm using the revolver rules, which is like 2, uh, 2d8 piercing.

[00:56:32] Mm-hmm.

[00:56:33] That's actually really good damage.

[00:56:34] Uh, a bow does 1 die.

[00:56:36] Yeah.

[00:56:37] Yeah.

[00:56:38] Um...

[00:56:39] And, uh, yeah, that's, that's, that's, she failed one time and then she got you the, the second time.

[00:56:43] So you actually, yeah, you have a, you get shot.

[00:56:47] I have, ow!

[00:56:49] I've been shot!

[00:56:50] As shot as there's like an arcane, like flare, uh, from the muzzle, again.

[00:56:54] Not as intense as the first shot that went off, like wide.

[00:56:57] But it, suddenly then there is a piercing pain on you.

[00:57:02] Or in you.

[00:57:02] What color is the arcane flare?

[00:57:04] Uh, it's just like a, like a bluish green.

[00:57:07] Okay.

[00:57:09] Um, so, uh, next up is, uh, it's actually gonna be, uh, the other Harpy.

[00:57:18] What?

[00:57:18] Who is dying at the...

[00:57:19] I still don't go?

[00:57:20] They both got to, wait, Kirk, you only had 18, right?

[00:57:22] Yeah.

[00:57:23] Yeah, these guys had like, like, Fintown was 22.

[00:57:25] Uh, Yule, as you, you don't know the name, but Yule, the Harpy, got nat 20.

[00:57:30] Her sister Tide got 20.

[00:57:33] And Kirkda got 20.

[00:57:34] Jesus!

[00:57:35] Oh my god.

[00:57:36] Not like, I didn't, they didn't get nat 20s, but like, except for the one.

[00:57:39] Except for the one, but like, yeah.

[00:57:41] Yeah.

[00:57:41] The other ones got gnats.

[00:57:42] Uh, regularish.

[00:57:43] Um, so, uh, yeah, um, that one's going to also dive bomb you.

[00:57:47] Uh, while still singing.

[00:57:49] And, um, she's got her own crossbow.

[00:57:52] That she's going to attack you.

[00:57:54] Let's see if she can do that.

[00:57:59] You, you roll real good on initiative at least.

[00:58:01] I feel like I have plot armor.

[00:58:03] A little bit.

[00:58:06] EasyRollerDyce.com

[00:58:07] I did shoot first.

[00:58:08] Mm-hmm.

[00:58:10] I rolled a four the first time, and then I rolled a five.

[00:58:14] I'm getting slowly better.

[00:58:16] Yeah, you got one, two, four, five.

[00:58:18] Four, five.

[00:58:19] Yeah.

[00:58:20] Except for the times that he rolls 20.

[00:58:22] Yeah.

[00:58:22] So the, the crossbow, the hand crossbow is basically like bang bang, like, like pluck pluck,

[00:58:26] and like hit the roof tiles right around you that miss you.

[00:58:31] Okay.

[00:58:32] Um.

[00:58:32] And now it is your turn.

[00:58:33] Okay.

[00:58:33] Are they in melee combat with me?

[00:58:35] Or have they-

[00:58:36] They're, they're basically like swooping by you.

[00:58:37] So yes, they, and like in your turn you can like get them.

[00:58:40] You can hit them.

[00:58:42] As a die.

[00:58:43] He's asking.

[00:58:44] Am I going to provoke an attack of opportunity if I make a melee, or make a ranged attack?

[00:58:49] He has a bow out currently.

[00:58:50] He's asking if he can shoot.

[00:58:51] Oh.

[00:58:52] Yeah, that's a, yeah.

[00:58:52] That's a, yeah, they're swooping by so you can shoot.

[00:58:54] So they're fly by attacking.

[00:58:56] Yeah.

[00:58:57] Oh.

[00:58:57] Okay.

[00:58:58] Yeah.

[00:58:58] So they can still attack.

[00:59:00] But either way, they're flying by attacking with ranged weapons.

[00:59:03] So they're not going into melee.

[00:59:04] Yeah, they're not going into melee.

[00:59:05] Yeah.

[00:59:05] Got it.

[00:59:06] Yeah, they're basically like jet fighters going and firing.

[00:59:08] Alright.

[00:59:08] Well, the one used its claws.

[00:59:10] Yeah, the one, the one used the claws and then, so she's like kind of, I guess, technically

[00:59:14] she should, well, cause she was swooping in.

[00:59:16] So she has the fly by attack, like the actual fly by attack move.

[00:59:21] Yeah.

[00:59:22] Um, then she should have provoked an attack of opportunity when she moved past.

[00:59:25] I mean, would have since that's like a major attack.

[00:59:27] Some of them do, some of them don't.

[00:59:29] Like, Falcons don't.

[00:59:31] I think they were protected.

[00:59:32] But Giant D.

[00:59:33] But if they attacked with, um, the ranged weapons, they wouldn't come into melee.

[00:59:37] Well, the, well, the one was the only reason she went for melee was because she, because

[00:59:42] her crossbow sucks.

[00:59:43] Yeah.

[00:59:44] Yeah.

[00:59:45] Yeah, I guess she would have invoked an attack of opportunity then.

[00:59:47] Like, cause she, they don't have a fly by attack.

[00:59:49] They just have, they just swoop in and claw.

[00:59:53] Yeah.

[00:59:54] So then yeah, if she moved out of melee range after she swooped in.

[00:59:58] Yeah.

[00:59:58] Then she would have provoked an attack of opportunity.

[01:00:01] But it's too late for that now.

[01:00:02] Yeah.

[01:00:02] We'll just know for the future.

[01:00:03] Yeah.

[01:00:04] Okay.

[01:00:05] But I'm not in melee.

[01:00:06] No.

[01:00:06] So I don't have to disengage.

[01:00:08] So I can cast, um, Hunter's Mark on Gunslinger Girl.

[01:00:15] Yep.

[01:00:16] That's the one you're gonna poke?

[01:00:18] Oh right, cause you, you used your oath bow.

[01:00:20] Yes.

[01:00:21] Yes.

[01:00:22] Okay.

[01:00:22] Well actually it doesn't matter if I attack another target, as long as I don't attack

[01:00:25] with any other weapon.

[01:00:27] Ah.

[01:00:27] Okay.

[01:00:31] So, uh, I have advantage because she's my quarry and the oath bow

[01:00:36] target and everything else.

[01:00:38] Yep.

[01:00:41] That's a 25 to hit.

[01:00:44] Uh, sorry, how much?

[01:00:46] 25.

[01:00:47] That'll hit.

[01:00:48] Okay.

[01:00:48] So then she takes 3d8, uh, weapon damage, uh, Colossus damage, and Hunter's Mark damage.

[01:00:58] Okay.

[01:01:02] That's 16.

[01:01:03] And then sneak attack damage, which is another 10.

[01:01:08] So 26.

[01:01:10] And then piercing damage, 14.

[01:01:22] So 40.

[01:01:24] Okay.

[01:01:25] Plus 4, 44.

[01:01:26] Okay.

[01:01:27] And that's only because I forgot to use my sharpshooter.

[01:01:32] She's not doing great.

[01:01:34] I didn't think so.

[01:01:34] That's 44.

[01:01:35] So 44 total?

[01:01:37] Yeah.

[01:01:37] Okay.

[01:01:40] So she's, she's on her last legs.

[01:01:44] Her, she's coughing up blood as you, again, another arrow hits her side.

[01:01:48] Um, and she coughs up blood like as she does that.

[01:01:50] She's still looking at you though.

[01:01:52] And, uh, and, uh, when this is happening, she just kind of like, um, looks a little constipated.

[01:02:00] This is my tiny bit constipation, uh, constipation phase.

[01:02:04] Um, but yeah.

[01:02:06] And that's your, your turn?

[01:02:07] Or do you have another?

[01:02:08] That, that's it.

[01:02:09] Okay.

[01:02:10] Um, have you used your bardic inspiration die?

[01:02:13] Copper?

[01:02:13] No, I haven't.

[01:02:14] I run 60 feet.

[01:02:15] Okay.

[01:02:17] It's a free die six to an attack roll or whatever.

[01:02:19] What's 60 feet in meters, guys?

[01:02:21] I run 60 units.

[01:02:22] It's the same units.

[01:02:23] Yeah.

[01:02:24] So.

[01:02:25] I'm assuming it is.

[01:02:26] Cause I'm like, he's like, he's like 600.

[01:02:28] We did this in meters?

[01:02:29] Yeah.

[01:02:30] Well, yeah.

[01:02:30] Well, yeah.

[01:02:31] It's in meters.

[01:02:31] Oh.

[01:02:32] 600 meters.

[01:02:33] Because this was in meters.

[01:02:35] This was originally.

[01:02:36] Oh no.

[01:02:36] This one's in kilometers.

[01:02:38] So you see it.

[01:02:38] Yeah.

[01:02:40] Dear Lord.

[01:02:43] It's on the other side.

[01:02:44] I think.

[01:02:49] Or maybe I pulled it.

[01:02:50] I must've, I must've pulled it off a map online of like, for like, try and get a

[01:02:53] gauge of like how big or how big things were.

[01:02:56] No, it's in miles.

[01:02:57] Oh, miles?

[01:02:57] Okay.

[01:02:58] Okay.

[01:02:58] So it is in Imperial.

[01:03:00] Yeah.

[01:03:00] But I didn't do this in meters.

[01:03:02] I'm sorry.

[01:03:03] Damn it.

[01:03:04] So yeah, it's like five.

[01:03:05] Yeah.

[01:03:05] That's still like, that's like 600 meters.

[01:03:10] So 60 feet.

[01:03:11] I'm fine with not participating.

[01:03:13] I'm running 60 feet.

[01:03:14] There's gonna be a couple more around.

[01:03:15] Yep.

[01:03:15] So, um, Blitzen, uh, gets to the, finally gets to the, um, uh, gets to the, the building

[01:03:22] that, uh, that, uh, Kirklus is on.

[01:03:26] Um, and begins basically, um, prancing.

[01:03:30] Dashing.

[01:03:31] Dashing.

[01:03:32] Vixening.

[01:03:33] Vixening.

[01:03:34] Actually, he begins climbing.

[01:03:36] Well, that's not one of those reindeer.

[01:03:38] No.

[01:03:45] So, yeah.

[01:03:49] Let's see how good a Minotaur can climb.

[01:03:54] Pretty fucking good.

[01:03:57] That's concerning.

[01:03:58] Um, yeah.

[01:03:59] The Minotaur is, well, he get, it took him like this round to get to the building and then

[01:04:02] he starts climbing.

[01:04:03] So he's going to be up there next round.

[01:04:04] Up on the roof.

[01:04:07] Okay.

[01:04:07] So, um, but we then go up to the top, uh, to the top of the round.

[01:04:12] Fintan.

[01:04:13] Fintan.

[01:04:15] No, sorry.

[01:04:16] No, sorry.

[01:04:16] Yule, uh, Yule's going first.

[01:04:19] The, uh.

[01:04:19] Why are they all Christmas themed?

[01:04:21] Yeah.

[01:04:22] Perkta is also Christmas themed.

[01:04:24] I don't know that one.

[01:04:25] It's, uh, another word for Krampus.

[01:04:27] She's a tiefling.

[01:04:31] Uh huh.

[01:04:31] Um.

[01:04:34] Uh, they're a bounty hunter group.

[01:04:36] The anti-Christmas land.

[01:04:38] It's actually not that, but like, basically it's fine with them.

[01:04:41] Anyways.

[01:04:41] Um.

[01:04:44] Fintan.

[01:04:44] Oh yeah, so Yule is going to, um, uh, she's the one that lives basically with her claws.

[01:04:50] Um, she is going to basically try and dive bomb you again with claws.

[01:04:55] Okay.

[01:04:56] So.

[01:04:58] Easy roll of the ice cup.

[01:05:00] Please do not forsaken me.

[01:05:02] Again.

[01:05:04] That's better.

[01:05:07] Um, that is going to be, uh, that is going to be, does a 19 hit you?

[01:05:13] Yes.

[01:05:14] Okay.

[01:05:15] Um.

[01:05:17] Okay.

[01:05:18] Um.

[01:05:24] Uh, so that will be six damage from claws.

[01:05:29] Um, as she swoops by.

[01:05:31] And now she's swooping into melee, but she's swooping by with melee.

[01:05:34] Is that, uh, attack of opportunity?

[01:05:36] Is she leaving his attack brain?

[01:05:38] She's leaving the swoop back down again.

[01:05:40] She's got another shot.

[01:05:42] Oh, she can do both at the same time.

[01:05:45] Okay.

[01:05:45] Then, yeah.

[01:05:45] Okay.

[01:05:45] Then we'll do.

[01:05:47] Okay, so she, on, on her swinging, she's, she's, she's two feet, doesn't she?

[01:05:50] Uh, or, or hands in claws.

[01:05:52] Yeah.

[01:05:52] Yeah.

[01:05:52] She uses her claws and then rakes, uh, on the way out, basically.

[01:05:56] Um.

[01:05:57] Okay.

[01:05:57] So, why does a, a 16 hit you?

[01:06:02] A 16 hit you.

[01:06:03] A 16 hit you.

[01:06:03] A 16 hit you.

[01:06:03] A 16 hit you.

[01:06:03] Yeah.

[01:06:03] No.

[01:06:16] Okay.

[01:06:17] Can I make a melee attack with my ranged weapon?

[01:06:19] Yeah.

[01:06:20] As an improvised weapon?

[01:06:23] Really, you'd be doing it as an unarmed attack.

[01:06:25] Yeah.

[01:06:25] Yeah.

[01:06:26] But I can still make the attack.

[01:06:27] Mm-hmm.

[01:06:35] 10?

[01:06:37] 10 to hit her?

[01:06:37] Yeah.

[01:06:38] Uh, no.

[01:06:39] Didn't think so.

[01:06:40] But I made the 10.

[01:06:44] Oh, right.

[01:06:44] I can take just air magic as an artificer.

[01:06:46] That's fine, yeah.

[01:06:46] You can use air magic as an artificer.

[01:06:47] That's fine, yeah.

[01:06:48] I thought, uh, I thought, uh, I thought, uh, that was what you figured out last time.

[01:06:51] I'm just saying I could take it as an artificer without having to.

[01:06:53] Oh, you could attack, yeah.

[01:06:54] If you're trying with an improvised weapon, it's done at disadvantage.

[01:06:58] Okay.

[01:06:58] So if you want to stab somebody with an arrow, you can.

[01:07:01] It just sucks.

[01:07:02] Okay.

[01:07:02] It just sucks.

[01:07:03] Unless you do it a whole lot.

[01:07:04] But it is actually better than doing it unarmed, because unarmed does one damage.

[01:07:08] Oh, does it?

[01:07:09] Yeah.

[01:07:09] Is that a d4 anymore?

[01:07:10] No.

[01:07:11] Oh, that sucks.

[01:07:12] Okay, so that was Yul's.

[01:07:14] Now is Perkta again.

[01:07:15] So as she's coughing up blood, she just kind of smiles at you there, uh, um...

[01:07:20] With her bloodstained teeth.

[01:07:22] Yeah.

[01:07:22] And blood dribbling down her chin.

[01:07:24] Yeah.

[01:07:25] And, uh...

[01:07:25] It's actually kind of erotic.

[01:07:27] And, um, her one arm with the one revolver is like kind of weakened because of the arrows.

[01:07:34] But she's able to lift up the other unarmed hand and does like metal...

[01:07:40] ...the metal horns at you.

[01:07:44] And, um, hellish rebuke.

[01:07:46] She can't hellish rebuke me.

[01:07:48] Yeah, she's a teeth one.

[01:07:49] No, she can't.

[01:07:50] I haven't...

[01:07:51] I didn't attack her.

[01:07:53] Hellish rebuke is a...

[01:07:54] I thought it was...

[01:07:55] Okay, hang on.

[01:07:55] Let me double check this.

[01:07:56] It's a reaction.

[01:07:57] Oh, fuck.

[01:07:58] I thought it was for being damaged by...

[01:08:02] Damn it.

[01:08:02] She can't hellish rebuke me.

[01:08:05] I have not caused her any damage.

[01:08:07] Okay.

[01:08:08] Then she's gonna shoot you with the revolver.

[01:08:10] Fair enough.

[01:08:11] I thought that was coming from me.

[01:08:13] Uh, she can't see you.

[01:08:15] And, uh, she has to...she actually has to do it as a reaction.

[01:08:19] Yeah.

[01:08:20] Like, as soon as you deal the damage, she can hellish rebuke.

[01:08:23] Yeah.

[01:08:24] Um, but yeah, this one...you're gonna want this.

[01:08:26] Cause she...this one's gonna have the, uh, the special ammo.

[01:08:36] That is going to be...

[01:08:38] 29.

[01:08:39] Actually, she's got a really...I've sat her to be a really good ranger.

[01:08:43] Or range weapon.

[01:08:45] Uh, so...

[01:08:46] So I'm fucked.

[01:08:48] Probably.

[01:08:49] 20.

[01:08:50] Yep, that beats my...

[01:08:51] My AC.

[01:08:52] Okay.

[01:08:52] Does it do?

[01:08:54] I'm not wearing my adamantine armor.

[01:08:56] Ah, shit.

[01:08:56] I'm wearing scented leather.

[01:08:58] That really sucks.

[01:08:58] And she fires the...one of her one less guy bullets.

[01:09:02] Which is otherwise known as a bullet of hunting...of humanoid slaying.

[01:09:06] To be clear, that is game breaking.

[01:09:16] It said...when I looked at the book, I give her three of them.

[01:09:19] Uh huh.

[01:09:21] And it says a type of creature.

[01:09:23] Yes.

[01:09:25] So, a human...would a humanoid not matter...

[01:09:27] It's too broad a topic.

[01:09:29] So it would be a race.

[01:09:31] You have to pick a race.

[01:09:31] It should be.

[01:09:32] But in any event, let it go anyway.

[01:09:37] Because she would have been...she would have been preparing to hunt me.

[01:09:40] Yeah.

[01:09:41] So she would have the right thing to shoot me.

[01:09:43] No!

[01:09:44] No, she wouldn't!

[01:09:44] She would think you're a human!

[01:09:46] She'd think...no one knows your...no one knows your Kalashtar.

[01:09:49] Yeah.

[01:09:49] I don't know what Kalashtar...

[01:09:52] So, okay, yeah, so she fires at you.

[01:09:54] And there's this big...okay, you know what?

[01:09:58] You're lucky son of a bitch.

[01:10:02] She would not know that you're human...

[01:10:04] Yeah.

[01:10:05] Like, she came to...

[01:10:05] Literally nobody knows.

[01:10:07] Because I don't even know.

[01:10:08] So you probably have one bullet of human slaying in the one gun, and two bullets of warforged slaying in the other gun.

[01:10:13] Yeah.

[01:10:13] Yeah.

[01:10:15] Okay, so, yeah, she...oh no, it would be construct.

[01:10:18] Kill a slayer.

[01:10:19] Yeah, whatever.

[01:10:20] But yeah, human slaying I guess.

[01:10:22] And she fires at you.

[01:10:25] And...well, so I...so you still take the damage of the actual bullet at first.

[01:10:30] So let's do that.

[01:10:36] Okay.

[01:10:37] That is going to be six damage from piercing.

[01:10:44] Ow!

[01:10:45] You shot me again!

[01:10:47] The intensity of the blast, like coming from the shot was a lot more intense.

[01:10:52] And there's actually a flash, and you were consumed by a flash for a moment.

[01:10:57] And then the flash, like the after images all had dissipate from anybody around and see this.

[01:11:02] And she's just like...she was like smiling, her like tongue was like waggling out with like...ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:11:08] And then she's like...that should have worked.

[01:11:14] You're not...

[01:11:15] My turn?

[01:11:16] Well, yeah, she's like...you're not...and then do you want to cut her off before she says...

[01:11:20] Yes.

[01:11:20] Okay.

[01:11:21] Yeah, so she...yeah, so um...yeah, so um...it's not your turn yet, but she's...

[01:11:26] It's not?

[01:11:27] No, it's actually one of the Harpy's turns.

[01:11:29] Oh, right.

[01:11:29] You can cut her off on your turn.

[01:11:31] On your turn, yeah.

[01:11:31] Yeah, yeah, she's like...you're...like she's a little dumbfounded.

[01:11:37] Um...so uh...next up is the Harpy who's actually...like they're surprised like from the...because there's a big flash when he gets hit.

[01:11:45] Um...so she's gonna take a disadvantage going up again...uh trying to like dive bomb you again.

[01:11:51] Uh...Kirkless.

[01:11:56] She misses...and then she...misses again!

[01:12:02] So she like...she's too dumbfounded by the...like the light was too intense from the...from the shot.

[01:12:08] Um...from the shot.

[01:12:10] Yeah.

[01:12:10] We're dealing with stormtroopers here?

[01:12:11] Yeah, basically.

[01:12:13] Um...and uh...then yeah...it's...no, she shot me twice!

[01:12:16] Yeah.

[01:12:17] That's true.

[01:12:18] Uh...it's actually Kirkless's turn.

[01:12:20] Uh...Pintan, you're not...you're at the very beginning.

[01:12:23] Remember, you were at the beginning.

[01:12:25] What did you do?

[01:12:27] I didn't do anything this round.

[01:12:29] He skipped me.

[01:12:30] Oh, did I skip...did I?

[01:12:32] Yes!

[01:12:33] Okay, then yeah, yeah, so yeah, you're not human?

[01:12:37] And then...prap!

[01:12:38] Full-wit!

[01:12:38] Take that gun out of her hand!

[01:12:39] Okay.

[01:12:41] Let's see if we can.

[01:12:43] It's not actually something I'm very good at.

[01:12:45] That's okay.

[01:12:46] Her hand's not gonna be there next round.

[01:12:48] I'll even get her disadvantage if she's like surprised.

[01:12:51] She's befuddled.

[01:12:52] 21 again.

[01:12:53] Okay, let's see if it...

[01:12:56] Four and three.

[01:12:59] So yeah, it goes...

[01:13:00] All right?

[01:13:00] And she just like...

[01:13:02] Like, it just drops, and then she just drops to her knees.

[01:13:05] Because of blood loss.

[01:13:07] Exactly where you belong.

[01:13:09] Oh, God!

[01:13:13] But yeah, so is that your turn, or do you have another shot?

[01:13:17] No, actually I don't.

[01:13:19] Oh, that was...

[01:13:20] Because this isn't a summon whip.

[01:13:24] Oh, okay.

[01:13:25] I only get two attacks if I use a summoned weapon.

[01:13:28] Though I really should just start summoning a whip since I can.

[01:13:31] Yeah.

[01:13:32] Yeah, it's kinda stupid.

[01:13:33] Why do you have weapons?

[01:13:34] That was kinda stupid.

[01:13:35] Okay.

[01:13:36] Well, now I know better.

[01:13:40] But yeah, she kind of takes...

[01:13:41] She drops to her knees, and it's like from blood, her legs give out, finally.

[01:13:46] And she now starts holding her side that has two arrows in it.

[01:13:51] And she's just like in shock of like, that should've killed you.

[01:13:55] That should've worked.

[01:13:56] And you still haven't used your bardic inspiration yet.

[01:13:59] No, I have not.

[01:14:00] Okay.

[01:14:01] Well, Kirklus, you're up.

[01:14:04] Okay.

[01:14:05] Does she look like she's getting back up at any point, or is she down for the count?

[01:14:09] She...

[01:14:10] Right now, it looks like she's like, she's on the precipice of death.

[01:14:17] And how close is that minotaur?

[01:14:19] That minotaur?

[01:14:19] Uh, hi!

[01:14:21] Hi.

[01:14:22] You're like, where's that minotaur?

[01:14:26] Hello, governor!

[01:14:27] No!

[01:14:30] Apparently he has a copy accident.

[01:14:32] But he's not in melee range, right?

[01:14:33] So he's still maneuvering?

[01:14:34] He's on the edge of the roof.

[01:14:35] He's reached the top of the roof.

[01:14:39] So...

[01:14:40] Yeah.

[01:14:45] So, yeah.

[01:14:49] Okay.

[01:14:52] So...

[01:14:53] Long live the king.

[01:14:57] Okay.

[01:14:57] He's gonna fall off the roof.

[01:14:58] Yeah.

[01:14:59] After I shoot him right in the face.

[01:15:00] That's fair.

[01:15:02] Uh...

[01:15:03] So, he's hanging off a roof.

[01:15:05] Yeah.

[01:15:06] Do I have advantage for that?

[01:15:11] He's essentially prone.

[01:15:13] He is...

[01:15:13] Which gives him an advantage.

[01:15:16] In range weapons.

[01:15:18] Yeah, but he's using a range weapon.

[01:15:20] Oh, then yeah.

[01:15:20] Yeah, so yeah.

[01:15:21] He's technically prone.

[01:15:22] So you actually take disadvantage against him.

[01:15:24] No, never mind that.

[01:15:26] Unless you...

[01:15:27] Or would it be a cover...

[01:15:28] Million exactly.

[01:15:28] Or would it be a cover situation?

[01:15:29] Because he's like a partially obscured...

[01:15:32] So cover...

[01:15:34] Uh...

[01:15:34] Cover actually gives him...

[01:15:36] Because unless he pulled himself up and is standing on the ledge...

[01:15:39] Well, now...

[01:15:40] He's obscured.

[01:15:41] The argument could be made that...

[01:15:42] Okay, yes, he has...

[01:15:44] He has partial cover, but he may also be...

[01:15:47] I'd say he has...

[01:15:48] Essentially grappled.

[01:15:50] Yeah, he's unable to maneuver.

[01:15:52] Because he can't maneuver.

[01:15:53] Okay.

[01:15:53] He's literally hanging.

[01:15:54] Plus he's huge.

[01:15:55] Plus he's huge.

[01:15:56] It negates...

[01:15:57] Like, the bonuses negate the penalties.

[01:16:00] So the disadvantages negate the advantages.

[01:16:04] But I'm not gonna get a lot of damage dice out of this.

[01:16:07] But I would say that this would invoke a constitution roll or...

[01:16:11] Yeah, I guess a constitution roll so that he doesn't get like...

[01:16:14] He doesn't get flung...

[01:16:15] He doesn't like let go.

[01:16:16] I guess concentrate on like not letting go from being hit in the face.

[01:16:21] Alright, if I go with a blunt arrow, is it more likely to knock him off?

[01:16:25] At the expense of damage?

[01:16:26] Bonk the nose!

[01:16:29] That's basically what I want to go for.

[01:16:30] Here's a point blank shot right in my face for the blunt arrow.

[01:16:32] I mean, I'll make it a disadvantage on this constitution roll.

[01:16:35] Alright, I'll take that.

[01:16:36] Though you're targeting like specifically his head and stuff?

[01:16:40] Yeah.

[01:16:40] So it's a targeted attack, right?

[01:16:42] Does that invoke anything?

[01:16:44] Disadvantage?

[01:16:45] Uh, yeah.

[01:16:45] It's disadvantage to do a cold shot.

[01:16:47] Yeah, so you're doing a cold shot so it'll be a disadvantage.

[01:16:52] Alright, I'll try it anyway.

[01:16:53] With my bardic inspiration.

[01:16:54] Yep.

[01:16:55] Hell yeah!

[01:17:04] Oh, yeah.

[01:17:05] So it was a three to shoot him in the face?

[01:17:07] Yeah, no.

[01:17:08] No.

[01:17:09] Pinged off the gutter.

[01:17:10] Yeah, it basically...

[01:17:11] Like rolled a three.

[01:17:12] He still gets his...

[01:17:14] That priest...

[01:17:15] The priest off of the temple is like...

[01:17:18] Ah, what a wonder of that!

[01:17:20] I can't!

[01:17:21] I can't!

[01:17:27] Alright.

[01:17:29] So then I'm still going to maneuver to the other side of the building.

[01:17:34] Okay.

[01:17:35] To put some space between me and the minotaur.

[01:17:37] Yeah.

[01:17:39] And I guess that's my turn.

[01:17:40] Okay.

[01:17:44] Copper!

[01:17:45] I run 60 feet.

[01:17:46] Congrats, you're in line of sight of the scene.

[01:17:49] Cool!

[01:17:49] It's about 500 meters away.

[01:17:51] Yeah.

[01:17:52] You're now...

[01:17:53] You've got to the block.

[01:17:54] Cool, I can see that shit's going down.

[01:17:58] He heard that on the gunshots.

[01:18:01] Yeah.

[01:18:02] But now I can see that shit's going down.

[01:18:04] We should install one of those guns on your shoulder.

[01:18:09] I can't shoot at 600 feet.

[01:18:13] I wasn't saying we're going to take several hours to install it in the middle of a fight.

[01:18:19] I know I have a gun on my shoulder, it won't reach that far.

[01:18:22] No!

[01:18:22] I'm saying we should install one of those revolvers on your shoulder.

[01:18:26] It's a revolver gun.

[01:18:26] Oh, I thought you meant my actual gun that's on my actual shoulder right now.

[01:18:31] What is it, the left arm?

[01:18:32] My other left.

[01:18:33] Yeah, your other left.

[01:18:33] It's on your other left.

[01:18:39] You could, though, install a big iron on your hip.

[01:18:43] A prosthetic on the prosthetic.

[01:18:45] My hip just comes out and turns and it's a gun.

[01:18:49] He winds up having like 30 hands to come out.

[01:18:52] He's just going to be fucking muscle Groot from Volume 3 of Guardians of the Galaxy.

[01:18:57] Yeah, basically.

[01:18:58] In the trailer where he's just like,

[01:18:59] I am Groot!

[01:19:01] And like, there's a ton-

[01:19:02] He has like multiple hands with guns.

[01:19:04] Yeah.

[01:19:06] Anyway.

[01:19:07] Why are you looking at me? I'm done.

[01:19:08] Oh, you're done? Okay.

[01:19:09] I can't shoot 600 feet away.

[01:19:11] I can.

[01:19:12] Really?

[01:19:14] That is the maximum range of a longbow.

[01:19:16] Without disadvantage, actually.

[01:19:18] Well, it's Winston's turn and he gets up onto the roof

[01:19:21] with one of his actions and then is going to

[01:19:26] well, attack with his broadsword.

[01:19:29] How about the good side of the roof?

[01:19:30] Hmm?

[01:19:31] It's not that big of a building.

[01:19:33] Yeah, but he had to spend half of his movement to get up

[01:19:38] and then...

[01:19:39] Fine.

[01:19:39] He'll just get close enough for the next time.

[01:19:42] But he is a minotaur so he has reach.

[01:19:44] So how big is the building?

[01:19:46] We're on the Town Hall.

[01:19:48] So it's like...

[01:19:50] I guess it's like 200 feet across.

[01:19:52] No, no.

[01:19:53] That's not huge.

[01:19:53] That's fucking enormous, man.

[01:19:55] Is this a warehouse?

[01:19:56] What does this have?

[01:19:57] Like...

[01:19:58] Maybe 40 feet?

[01:20:00] 40 feet by probably 60?

[01:20:01] Yeah.

[01:20:01] So probably about 40, 50 feet.

[01:20:05] Well, okay.

[01:20:07] So his movement is probably 30.

[01:20:09] So he spent 15 getting up, 15 moving towards you.

[01:20:13] So he's probably up to the peak of the roof.

[01:20:14] And he's got a 10 foot reach because he's a large sized creature.

[01:20:20] Yeah.

[01:20:23] He's not quite there.

[01:20:25] So next turn then I guess.

[01:20:27] Alright, fine.

[01:20:32] Though, he could utilize a dash action to close to melee range.

[01:20:37] Yeah, you know what?

[01:20:39] Okay.

[01:20:39] Yeah, he'll do that.

[01:20:40] Close to melee range.

[01:20:42] Sorry.

[01:20:43] That's fair.

[01:20:44] If that's what he can do, that's what he can do.

[01:20:46] Yep.

[01:20:48] What class is he?

[01:20:50] He's just a soldier.

[01:20:52] So a fighter?

[01:20:54] You should look up action surges at some point.

[01:21:01] Yeah.

[01:21:02] The spiders are actually pretty badass in 5e.

[01:21:05] Okay.

[01:21:05] I'll make sure to do that next time.

[01:21:08] Don't get me wrong.

[01:21:10] If you want to send us against paper people, I'm good with that.

[01:21:12] I like cleaving through paper people.

[01:21:16] Is that a question?

[01:21:17] What is an action surge?

[01:21:19] They get another action.

[01:21:20] You know what?

[01:21:21] He gets an action surge.

[01:21:23] Alright, hit me.

[01:21:27] So he just has wired reflexes?

[01:21:31] Kinda, I guess.

[01:21:32] Why do I have both of the Eberron books?

[01:21:34] Because I put one there.

[01:21:36] Because I came over there to look for this.

[01:21:37] Oh, okay.

[01:21:38] I was just looking for that.

[01:21:40] What spell were you looking for?

[01:21:42] I gave you the cards.

[01:21:44] New ones.

[01:21:44] Because I was actually down a spell that I should have taken.

[01:21:48] Got you.

[01:21:48] Because unless I'm doing this wrong, prepared spells is half level plus my intelligence.

[01:21:53] And at 6th level, I...

[01:21:54] Doesn't fucking matter.

[01:21:56] You okay?

[01:21:57] You got that one.

[01:21:59] Oh, damn.

[01:21:59] So he...

[01:22:00] Did he fall through?

[01:22:01] No.

[01:22:02] He comes at you, swings...

[01:22:07] Shink!

[01:22:08] Right into the wall.

[01:22:10] On the inside of the...

[01:22:11] Like your defensive wall on the west side.

[01:22:13] Just gets something like a broadsword impaled into the mortar.

[01:22:19] He's just like...

[01:22:21] I'm having a really bad day.

[01:22:27] Um...

[01:22:27] If you can kill her, I can whip out my sword.

[01:22:33] Oh, yeah, because you have to hit and kill her, don't you?

[01:22:35] Or also, that disadvantage for all my attacks...

[01:22:37] She has to be killed or she has to be defeated?

[01:22:39] Killed.

[01:22:41] Really?

[01:22:41] Yeah.

[01:22:42] Oh.

[01:22:42] Brought him down for a week.

[01:22:45] Okay.

[01:22:46] Okay.

[01:22:47] I was trying to save your life.

[01:22:48] I understand.

[01:22:50] Yeah, it's gonna be really bad.

[01:22:54] Um...

[01:22:55] Okay.

[01:22:56] Except that I've disarmed her and I'm a pallet.

[01:22:58] Yep.

[01:23:00] Yeah.

[01:23:00] Yeah.

[01:23:02] Okay.

[01:23:03] So, um...

[01:23:04] Don't worry, I'll get her.

[01:23:05] Eventually.

[01:23:07] Toddler around.

[01:23:09] Um...

[01:23:09] Yule, the harpy, is coming down for another swing at you.

[01:23:15] I swear to fucking god, the fucking harpy is doing more fucking damage to somebody in this game than any of the...

[01:23:22] The characters I statted out.

[01:23:24] I've taken more attacks than I have damage.

[01:23:27] Mm-hmm.

[01:23:29] Damn it fucking...

[01:23:30] Nine hits you.

[01:23:32] My...

[01:23:32] My armor is not that good.

[01:23:34] Okay, well, a nine to need you, right?

[01:23:35] No.

[01:23:36] Okay, yeah.

[01:23:38] You should run at nextpeck.com.

[01:23:41] Okay.

[01:23:41] That one's an 18.

[01:23:44] Yes.

[01:23:44] Okay.

[01:23:46] A wide beat.

[01:23:47] So, of course, this is for the right page.

[01:23:50] I need a three damage from the claws as she swoops by again.

[01:23:57] So you gave what you really need is this list.

[01:24:01] Oh, I have that on here.

[01:24:02] Oh.

[01:24:03] And then...

[01:24:03] I know my spell...

[01:24:04] I don't know what all those do.

[01:24:05] Oh, okay.

[01:24:06] So I had to look up them individually to see what they do.

[01:24:08] Gotcha.

[01:24:09] Mm-hmm.

[01:24:09] So, Fintan, you're up.

[01:24:11] Because basically, I could take Dispel Magic through Artificer.

[01:24:16] But if I could just get it through that, then I could take something else through Artificer.

[01:24:19] Okay.

[01:24:20] Okay.

[01:24:21] Um, well, I am going to teleport, using my third use of teleport, up to the rooftop between

[01:24:30] him and the Minotaur.

[01:24:31] Okay.

[01:24:32] And you see the disarmed Minotaur is brought towards the god.

[01:24:36] Why would you teleport between us?

[01:24:39] Why would you teleport behind him and fuck him in the ass?

[01:24:43] Because I generally assume that you're a little bit more squishy than I am.

[01:24:47] Not today.

[01:24:50] Yeah, you pop up to the roof.

[01:24:53] Wait, didn't the Minotaur have a broadsword a minute ago?

[01:24:55] And then I'm going to hit him with Hex.

[01:24:57] Okay.

[01:24:58] And that's it for me, because that was an action to teleport.

[01:25:02] Fair.

[01:25:03] But I do have a shining, brilliant sword of sunlight in my hand.

[01:25:10] Okay, yeah.

[01:25:11] Is that your warlock summon weapon?

[01:25:14] Yes.

[01:25:15] That's awesome.

[01:25:16] What a weird warlock.

[01:25:18] Does it go bzzz?

[01:25:20] Okay.

[01:25:22] Or is it just like a flamethrower kind of noise?

[01:25:24] It's more like a woooooo!

[01:25:29] Most annoying noise ever.

[01:25:30] I was going to say, what's that the most annoying sound ever?

[01:25:33] Copper?

[01:25:34] Yeah, what's that?

[01:25:35] I've never run for 60 feet.

[01:25:36] No, you see.

[01:25:37] You've only 40 percent of this.

[01:25:41] What can you see while you run?

[01:25:43] For fuck's sake, nothing.

[01:25:44] I'm focused on running real good.

[01:25:46] You're like, getting to the center of town.

[01:25:50] Yeah.

[01:25:51] Empty center of town.

[01:25:55] And Tide, the harpy, begins kind of descending down.

[01:26:00] And then she splits off and starts flying away.

[01:26:06] I thought it meant like she split in half.

[01:26:09] I'll split her in half later.

[01:26:10] She was about to scoot down and then she like stops mid flight and starts veering away out of town.

[01:26:16] Oh, that's so bad.

[01:26:17] We cannot let her escape.

[01:26:19] Uh, okay.

[01:26:21] Well, she's flying away.

[01:26:22] Um, and then, uh, next up is Kirklus.

[01:26:29] Speaking of.

[01:26:30] Oh, I like those kind of actions.

[01:26:32] Yeah.

[01:26:33] Okay.

[01:26:33] So he's in between me and the minotaur.

[01:26:35] Yeah.

[01:26:35] So I'm not going to provoke an attack of opportunity if I try to disengage.

[01:26:38] Yeah.

[01:26:39] I am still?

[01:26:40] Yeah.

[01:26:40] Cause he's still like an unarmed attack.

[01:26:43] Okay.

[01:26:43] So he's unarmed.

[01:26:44] So I'll just take the attack.

[01:26:45] So I want to jump to the adjacent rooftop.

[01:26:49] Okay.

[01:26:50] Which I assume is lower.

[01:26:51] Uh, yeah, it's the, it's the, well, so the town hall and then like, like there, she's flying like west or she's flying east of the, the harpy.

[01:26:59] So are you, which one are you going?

[01:27:01] Like, uh, the west or east?

[01:27:02] Uh, the east.

[01:27:04] Okay.

[01:27:05] So you, you jump towards the, towards the harpy.

[01:27:07] Yeah.

[01:27:07] So you jump to the, it's an adjacent.

[01:27:09] Basically.

[01:27:10] Yeah.

[01:27:10] The same story, the same amount of stories as, uh, you have to have the raw materials.

[01:27:14] So you jump to the, well, the, the tower of the, uh, the, uh, the, you jump to the roof of the ashul.

[01:27:19] Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's where it was.

[01:27:21] I'm gonna move my speed across the roof of the ashul towards the harpy to keep her in range.

[01:27:27] So that's...

[01:27:28] Mmhmm.

[01:27:28] Which is handy.

[01:27:29] Just my move action, right?

[01:27:30] Yep.

[01:27:31] Okay, so she's my new quarry.

[01:27:32] Really?

[01:27:33] Yep.

[01:27:35] She's currently 80 feet away.

[01:27:36] Uh, heat damage.

[01:27:37] Cause she spent her actions that are her turn basically.

[01:27:39] Including a dude wearing suit of armor.

[01:27:41] Including a dude wearing suit of armor.

[01:27:42] But what's even better is if you have, say, a spear.

[01:27:45] And then we try to make an attack.

[01:27:47] As you cast heat metal on the spearhead.

[01:27:49] Mmhmm.

[01:27:50] You now do 2 die 6 additional damage with that spearhead.

[01:27:54] Oh, to my own.

[01:27:55] That's kinda cool.

[01:27:57] Right?

[01:27:58] Uh, 17 to hit?

[01:28:00] Would that work with a warhammer too?

[01:28:01] Uh, 17 warhammer.

[01:28:02] It's got a warhammer shaft.

[01:28:03] Yeah.

[01:28:05] I don't think I get sneak attack.

[01:28:07] Cause I need more damage.

[01:28:08] I don't have an advantage.

[01:28:09] He has own damage.

[01:28:10] I do not.

[01:28:10] Um, you also have options like, uh, elemental weapon.

[01:28:14] 13 damage.

[01:28:14] I have, um, arcane weapon.

[01:28:16] 13 damage?

[01:28:16] Yeah.

[01:28:17] I don't know if that's better or worse.

[01:28:19] I got that earlier.

[01:28:20] Gee, did not like that.

[01:28:21] That's a first level spell.

[01:28:23] Should be.

[01:28:24] What's the range on here?

[01:28:25] It might be in a, uh, uh, like a different book.

[01:28:28] Which is how fast?

[01:28:29] Approximately?

[01:28:30] Uh, okay.

[01:28:31] She's got a flight speed of 40 feet.

[01:28:34] Okay, so she's still in range for a couple of turns.

[01:28:37] Yeah.

[01:28:39] Alright, that's good.

[01:28:41] Okay.

[01:28:43] I'm still taking, uh, Stone Skin or Stone Shape as well.

[01:28:47] Uh, Stone Skin is pretty awesome.

[01:28:51] I think it gives you resistance to all damage.

[01:28:53] It's pretty legit.

[01:28:54] Cause I do have one fourth level spell.

[01:28:57] I can.

[01:28:58] Do you?

[01:28:59] Apparently, yeah.

[01:29:00] But you're only a sixth.

[01:29:01] Oh, you have one fourth level spell slot.

[01:29:05] You don't know any fourth level spells.

[01:29:08] But doesn't that mean, if I have a slot, does it mean that I can learn one?

[01:29:11] No, cause you're, uh, you're, uh, the level that you can cast is restricted by your spell,

[01:29:16] uh, by your caster level.

[01:29:17] Okay.

[01:29:18] So at seventh level Artificer, you gain access to fourth level spells.

[01:29:23] Okay.

[01:29:23] So not quite.

[01:29:24] Not quite.

[01:29:25] But you can upcast one of your lesser spells using the fourth level slots.

[01:29:30] Gotcha.

[01:29:31] Which is kind of what I do with most of my, um, with most of my, uh, Warlock stuff.

[01:29:38] So I will wait on that stuff.

[01:29:40] Uh, Copper, you're up.

[01:29:42] I run 60 feet.

[01:29:43] Okay.

[01:29:43] You're getting there.

[01:29:45] You're running past some of the residential houses.

[01:29:47] Mm-hmm.

[01:29:50] Um, and, uh, next up is Blitzen, who is, um, he, his ear twitches.

[01:29:56] Um, his ear has, uh, anybody who's, or I guess Kirkless, and, uh, or I guess Vintan, you notice that, uh, the Minotaur has an ear ring on.

[01:30:07] Um, like, on, on, on, on, on the ear, uh, the ear twitches.

[01:30:10] And, uh, he then says, righto.

[01:30:14] So, and begins, and jumps off the building.

[01:30:17] Or begins running away from, uh, from you guys, and, uh, jump off the building.

[01:30:22] Okay.

[01:30:24] So, are you going to attack of opportunity?

[01:30:27] Hell yeah I am.

[01:30:28] Okay.

[01:30:29] Because I get to do that.

[01:30:30] Technically he should have done that on mute, because you were trying to, you were trying to leave, you left away, but I forgot, so, that's fine.

[01:30:39] We'll say he, like, his ear, he was a little preoccupied by something that was causing his ear to twitch.

[01:30:44] Does a 26 hit?

[01:30:46] 26?

[01:30:48] Give me a second.

[01:30:50] The answer is no, I'm going to be horrified.

[01:30:54] Yeah, really.

[01:30:54] Well, he does have studded leather on.

[01:30:56] No, no, no, no, he doesn't.

[01:30:58] He's got a, he's got a belt on.

[01:30:59] Um, uh, but, uh, I don't think his, I don't think his, uh, his, his suit, his shirt, his, his dress shirt, and, uh, and slacks are going to be much armor.

[01:31:09] So, uh, yeah, no, he's got a 14.

[01:31:12] So, yeah.

[01:31:13] Okay, 14.

[01:31:15] He's huge.

[01:31:15] He's got a pure muscle.

[01:31:16] But, uh, sorry, it's all moose side.

[01:31:18] Good side.

[01:31:19] Because he's down.

[01:31:19] So that's something I forgot to, sorry, I forgot just a quick detail for this.

[01:31:22] Minotaur, by the way.

[01:31:23] He doesn't have bullhorns.

[01:31:26] He's got antlers.

[01:31:28] Okay.

[01:31:29] Of course he does.

[01:31:30] Yeah.

[01:31:31] Sorry, I forgot that one detail.

[01:31:33] Mm-hmm.

[01:31:34] But, uh.

[01:31:34] Um, okay, so that's, uh, 10 radiant damage.

[01:31:37] Okay.

[01:31:38] And I'm going to smite.

[01:31:39] Okay.

[01:31:40] So, let's add another 5 die 8 damage on that, shall we?

[01:31:44] Did you say 5 die 8?

[01:31:45] Yes.

[01:31:46] No worries.

[01:31:47] Because I'm using a warlock spell slot for this and they are just so much better.

[01:31:52] So, 10 radiant damage?

[01:31:54] Yeah.

[01:31:54] Where the hell did this dice come from?

[01:31:56] This doesn't look like one of mine.

[01:31:57] I don't know.

[01:31:59] Don't taint my pool.

[01:32:01] Mm-hmm.

[01:32:02] Okay.

[01:32:04] Uh, 13, 16, 19, 24.

[01:32:08] So, 34 total.

[01:32:11] 34 total.

[01:32:13] 34 total.

[01:32:13] Okay.

[01:32:14] 34 damage total?

[01:32:15] Yes.

[01:32:16] Including the 10?

[01:32:17] Yes, including the 10.

[01:32:18] Oh, okay.

[01:32:22] Okay.

[01:32:23] Uh, he doesn't like that very much.

[01:32:24] Uh, he kind of like, and then falls off the roof.

[01:32:28] Does he take falling damage?

[01:32:30] Yeah, he does.

[01:32:31] Because he was going to jump and do a roll, but you fucking put him.

[01:32:36] You basically helped him off.

[01:32:37] A little prematurely.

[01:32:40] Uh, so, we're going to get a roll.

[01:32:41] Uh, so I guess a D6.

[01:32:42] No, two D6, because it's two stories.

[01:32:45] Yeah.

[01:32:45] Yeah, but you ignore the first 10.

[01:32:46] Okay.

[01:32:47] So, four damage.

[01:32:50] Um, so what does a Wilhelm scream sound like coming out of a minotaur?

[01:32:54] Rrrr!

[01:32:59] Sorry, I've been dealing with fucking cows.

[01:33:03] Lowing.

[01:33:04] All night.

[01:33:05] For the last week.

[01:33:07] Because, like, the neighbor behind and to the side has, uh...

[01:33:13] Cows?

[01:33:13] A couple dozen cows.

[01:33:15] Oh, God.

[01:33:15] And I guess they're in heat or something.

[01:33:17] Oh, Jesus.

[01:33:18] Well, it is spring, so...

[01:33:20] Um...

[01:33:21] It's very distracting for the dogs, though.

[01:33:23] Yeah.

[01:33:24] Okay, um, so that's Blitzen's turn.

[01:33:26] So, top of the round.

[01:33:27] Um, Yule is also going to just suddenly leave.

[01:33:31] So, both harpies are now in...

[01:33:33] Are now fleeing.

[01:33:35] Can we still see the gunslinger?

[01:33:37] What gunslinger?

[01:33:42] I mean, she's gone?

[01:33:43] Yeah.

[01:33:44] There's nobody in...

[01:33:45] There's a small pool of blood.

[01:33:47] Question.

[01:33:47] In center gun.

[01:33:48] Which direction did she choose to escape in?

[01:33:51] You have no idea.

[01:33:51] You failed your perception trail when I made you roll up.

[01:33:54] Okay.

[01:34:09] Uh...

[01:34:09] So...

[01:34:10] They did not go towards me at all.

[01:34:11] No, you're coming from the west.

[01:34:12] You get an advantage on, uh, wisdom, perception, and survival checks to track her because you

[01:34:18] have hundreds marked on her.

[01:34:19] Yes, I do.

[01:34:19] No, I don't.

[01:34:20] What?

[01:34:21] I reassigned her to the harpy.

[01:34:22] Oh, yeah.

[01:34:23] Because I thought she was down.

[01:34:25] Oh.

[01:34:26] I thought you said you didn't want to do that though because it makes it so you can't, like,

[01:34:30] use it again or whatever.

[01:34:32] Or am I thinking of some other ability?

[01:34:36] You said something about, like, it takes a week to reset if you...

[01:34:39] If the dude doesn't die.

[01:34:40] The oath bow.

[01:34:41] Oh, it's the oath bow.

[01:34:42] There you go.

[01:34:43] So now I'm fucked for a week.

[01:34:45] Uh, maybe.

[01:34:46] Maybe not.

[01:34:47] Because if she escaped, if we let our bovine friend escape, then I believe I can track him

[01:34:54] by hex.

[01:34:57] Oh, so we have to let that one escape.

[01:34:59] If you want to do that.

[01:35:02] Okay.

[01:35:03] Well, we can track the harpy too.

[01:35:04] Shit!

[01:35:04] I didn't roll my hex damage.

[01:35:06] Nope.

[01:35:08] Roll it, now he dies.

[01:35:10] Damn it.

[01:35:10] I guess we can't track him now.

[01:35:17] But yeah, so...

[01:35:19] Actually, what if we down this harpy?

[01:35:21] Well, the harpy's flying away.

[01:35:26] And then...

[01:35:28] Then it's Fintan.

[01:35:32] Okay.

[01:35:33] So you've knocked the Mentor off the roof on the back end of town hall.

[01:35:39] So, like, lakeside, basically.

[01:35:42] Um...

[01:35:47] Well, as far as my character knows, he's still going after the Minotaur.

[01:35:51] So I'm gonna keep going after the Minotaur until somebody tells me otherwise.

[01:35:55] Okay.

[01:35:55] Uh, so I guess I'm going to, um...

[01:36:01] Yeah, leap off the building after him.

[01:36:03] Okay.

[01:36:05] Can I get enough range off this leap to, uh, make my attack?

[01:36:11] Bull a acrobatics or...

[01:36:14] Athletics?

[01:36:15] I didn't allow.

[01:36:17] What happened?

[01:36:20] It's fine.

[01:36:23] They're all fine here now.

[01:36:25] How are you?

[01:36:26] Uh, so that's a 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.

[01:36:31] Okay.

[01:36:31] Yep.

[01:36:32] That's alright.

[01:36:33] That's enough.

[01:36:33] As he's running...

[01:36:34] He's running north.

[01:36:35] Um...

[01:36:36] Cool.

[01:36:36] They're all bugging out in different directions?

[01:36:38] Yeah.

[01:36:39] The two harpies are heading east.

[01:36:41] He's heading toward the lake.

[01:36:42] Or, at least, at the moment, heading north toward the lake.

[01:36:45] And the ranch land.

[01:36:48] Okay.

[01:36:49] So, uh, I jump down...

[01:36:53] Do I get my attack on the way down?

[01:36:54] Uh, yeah.

[01:36:55] Yeah.

[01:36:56] Fuck him, right.

[01:37:01] So, you're deciding to not let him live?

[01:37:03] Well, my character doesn't know that he's supposed to.

[01:37:06] Oh, fair.

[01:37:08] Uh, so that's a...

[01:37:10] An eight, so...

[01:37:14] 25 to hit?

[01:37:16] Uh, that'll definitely hit.

[01:37:17] Okay.

[01:37:22] Three plus five is eight.

[01:37:25] Whew.

[01:37:26] Eight hole damage.

[01:37:28] But let's, uh...

[01:37:29] Let's expend a spell slot.

[01:37:32] And hit him with another...

[01:37:34] Don't forget your hex damage.

[01:37:36] Thank you.

[01:37:38] Hex damage, five.

[01:37:41] So that's, uh, 13 damage plus two die eight.

[01:37:45] Correct these two.

[01:37:46] You did well last time.

[01:37:50] Another seven.

[01:37:52] Thirteen and seven is twenty.

[01:37:54] Okay.

[01:37:57] Uh, yeah, so he just, like, kind of...

[01:38:03] Like, takes that and, like, ow.

[01:38:07] That's fine.

[01:38:08] Blighter.

[01:38:09] Because I get another shot.

[01:38:13] Can you hectic?

[01:38:16] Yeah.

[01:38:18] That sucks.

[01:38:20] Ooh.

[01:38:21] That's a natural twenty.

[01:38:23] Yup.

[01:38:24] I just realized something.

[01:38:26] Yeah.

[01:38:26] Rob runs faster than me.

[01:38:29] He was, he was stinging with his, with his master.

[01:38:32] Fine.

[01:38:33] You've only got so much control range over him.

[01:38:35] Yeah.

[01:38:35] I wonder how close he would be.

[01:38:39] Cause I'm at 420 right now.

[01:38:41] So I might as well blaze it while I'm here.

[01:38:43] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:38:44] And I'm going to expend another little slot.

[01:38:47] Okay.

[01:38:52] Uh...

[01:39:00] 33 damage.

[01:39:03] He, um, is not looking good at all.

[01:39:07] Like, you've, uh, with your attack you've basically blown out of a chunk in his back.

[01:39:12] Um, he's still trying to get away.

[01:39:15] Um, but he is, like, limpid.

[01:39:18] Uh, and very, very harrowed.

[01:39:22] So, um, next up is, uh, Kirkless.

[01:39:28] Cause the harpies are still moving.

[01:39:32] Um...

[01:39:33] They will move like 60 or...

[01:39:34] Actually they go about 40.

[01:39:35] They have a flight of 40.

[01:39:36] So they move a maximum of 80 feet around.

[01:39:40] Yeah.

[01:39:40] You have like 600 feet of range.

[01:39:42] Yeah, so they're not 80 feet.

[01:39:43] Yeah, so the one harpy is another 80 feet away.

[01:39:46] Yeah.

[01:39:47] The one that you were actually like...

[01:39:48] You have the 100s marked.

[01:39:50] So because they're...

[01:39:51] Are they double moving?

[01:39:52] Yeah, they've been double moving.

[01:39:53] They've been like double timing out of here.

[01:39:54] So do I have advantage because they're double timing?

[01:39:57] Because they're running?

[01:39:59] I don't...

[01:40:01] Goddammit.

[01:40:03] No, it's only when they disengage.

[01:40:04] Yeah, only when they're disengaged.

[01:40:05] But they're not facing you.

[01:40:07] So you are technically...

[01:40:10] They can't see you.

[01:40:12] Yeah.

[01:40:13] They're flying away.

[01:40:14] Yeah, so they'll know you're doing this.

[01:40:16] I'll allow you to have an advantage on that.

[01:40:17] Oh, then I get lots more stuff.

[01:40:20] All the things.

[01:40:23] Two for that. One for that. Two for that.

[01:40:28] I'm gonna use my sharpshooter.

[01:40:35] 27 minus 5... 22 to hit.

[01:40:39] Definitely hits.

[01:40:48] 26...

[01:40:55] 14...

[01:40:57] 15, sorry.

[01:41:00] 19...

[01:41:01] 29 damage.

[01:41:02] Wow. Okay.

[01:41:05] That was on the...

[01:41:07] One that was trying to get away...

[01:41:08] My quarry.

[01:41:10] 29 you said?

[01:41:11] Yeah.

[01:41:11] How do you want to do this?

[01:41:13] I kind of want to just see if I can...

[01:41:15] Nah, I'll just shoot it in the back.

[01:41:16] Through both wings. Plummets to her death.

[01:41:18] Okay. Yeah.

[01:41:19] Yeah, the arrows go into the...

[01:41:22] Into the wings...

[01:41:25] Like around the...

[01:41:26] Where they meet the shoulders.

[01:41:28] And they just go limp.

[01:41:30] And she starts plummeting like a rock.

[01:41:32] Like a feathered rock.

[01:41:33] Into the hills.

[01:41:35] To the east.

[01:41:38] There's just a sick...

[01:41:39] You guys hear like a distant sickening thud.

[01:41:42] And then the other one, Yule, cries out.

[01:41:46] But continues to fly.

[01:41:50] So I still have a movement action.

[01:41:51] Can I see if I can clamber down off the roof?

[01:41:53] Yeah.

[01:41:53] Roll an acrobatics or athletics.

[01:41:56] Let's go with some acrobatics.

[01:41:59] To 16.

[01:42:00] Okay, that'll do it.

[01:42:02] With some finesse you managed to swing down to the street level.

[01:42:08] Okay.

[01:42:10] I think I'm out of movement there.

[01:42:12] Yeah, so you're like somewhere like there, I guess.

[01:42:13] Yeah.

[01:42:14] Yeah.

[01:42:14] And she fell...

[01:42:16] 80 feet.

[01:42:17] So she was like...

[01:42:19] Maybe like behind this hill here, basically.

[01:42:23] Somewhere around there.

[01:42:26] But yeah, so...

[01:42:27] So, copper.

[01:42:29] I'm 60 feet.

[01:42:30] Okay.

[01:42:32] You are so close to town.

[01:42:35] To town square.

[01:42:37] Rob is 280 feet away if he was running ahead of me the whole time.

[01:42:41] Too bad you didn't think to ride donkey over.

[01:42:44] Or Rob.

[01:42:45] Is he really faster?

[01:42:46] Donkey's a mage-bred donkey.

[01:42:48] Yeah.

[01:42:48] His walking speed is 50.

[01:42:51] Yeah.

[01:42:54] So, yeah, coppery, that's what you're doing.

[01:42:56] Where was the stable?

[01:42:59] Was it right at the...

[01:43:00] Do we have a stable of any kind?

[01:43:01] I don't think we actually have.

[01:43:02] There probably would have been like a tie-off area by the gates.

[01:43:05] Probably just at that.

[01:43:06] Because I also have an iron war horse.

[01:43:09] Yeah, you know what?

[01:43:11] It would probably be tethered.

[01:43:14] I'd say there's probably like a little stable alcove.

[01:43:17] Because the roost has like a base...

[01:43:19] At ground level, the roost has like a gate, right?

[01:43:23] So yeah, there's probably like a small...

[01:43:24] Yeah, there's probably even a shelter built.

[01:43:27] Yeah.

[01:43:28] Can I do a percentage check, like roll?

[01:43:31] Dave.

[01:43:31] No.

[01:43:32] To see if there happens to be a random horse just on the side of the street.

[01:43:37] Someone else's horse, tied up in front of a place.

[01:43:40] This is very western-y too.

[01:43:44] Do I pick?

[01:43:45] High or low?

[01:43:48] High.

[01:43:53] That's 16.

[01:43:55] Nope.

[01:43:56] Nope.

[01:43:57] They're all put away.

[01:43:58] Yeah, they've all been put in the...

[01:44:00] They're all drunk.

[01:44:01] The horses are drunk?

[01:44:03] Yeah.

[01:44:06] Either in their stables or like they're asleep.

[01:44:09] I try.

[01:44:10] Because it's whiskey for my man and beer for the horses.

[01:44:13] Yeah.

[01:44:14] So, next up I guess...

[01:44:16] Well, Blitzen is trying desperately to limp to the north.

[01:44:20] And north...

[01:44:21] He makes it to about...

[01:44:23] He makes it to the barn basically by the time you like...

[01:44:27] Crippled him.

[01:44:28] And now he's just kind of trying to head like across the ranch land...

[01:44:33] Northwest.

[01:44:34] Yeah, northwest.

[01:44:35] So he's like trying to get to the...

[01:44:37] He's going in the direction of the woods.

[01:44:40] To the west.

[01:44:43] But he's not making very good time.

[01:44:45] He's like half...

[01:44:45] You've halved his speed.

[01:44:48] Okay.

[01:44:49] As a paladin, you have to take a prisoner, right?

[01:44:53] If I can, yeah.

[01:44:55] So...

[01:44:56] And he's disarmed.

[01:44:57] Top of the round, Yule is gone.

[01:45:01] She's flying higher and higher.

[01:45:03] She's 8,600 feet.

[01:45:05] Okay, so she's 8,600 feet.

[01:45:07] So she's another 800, so like...

[01:45:09] Another 80 feet going up.

[01:45:11] I can still make that shot.

[01:45:14] Okay.

[01:45:15] I don't take disadvantage yet.

[01:45:16] Well, that's what she's doing.

[01:45:17] She's still flying away.

[01:45:19] Um...

[01:45:20] And, uh...

[01:45:20] You don't realize your range to disadvantage.

[01:45:22] I don't have one.

[01:45:24] I have no disadvantage out to 600 feet because of both sharpshooter and the earthbow.

[01:45:30] Oh...

[01:45:30] So you could have stayed in the tower the entire time.

[01:45:35] And just kept sniping them.

[01:45:37] Completely safe.

[01:45:39] No, no, no, no.

[01:45:41] When...

[01:45:41] Because I actually checked that.

[01:45:43] Because when we talked about it, he said the tower was 700 feet.

[01:45:47] No, 700 meters.

[01:45:49] Way too far.

[01:45:50] He said 700 and 600 is maximum range.

[01:45:52] I'll change it for next time, okay?

[01:45:54] I'll convert it back to feet so you guys know exactly how much of feet it is.

[01:45:58] 2,100 feet to the tower.

[01:45:59] Yeah.

[01:46:00] It was 21 feet.

[01:46:02] Quick maths.

[01:46:04] But anyway...

[01:46:05] I think the other thing was because I also used...

[01:46:07] Okay, but how many mils is that?

[01:46:10] Is it a perk?

[01:46:11] How many perks is that?

[01:46:14] It's about four chains.

[01:46:17] Which converts to farthings how?

[01:46:20] But how many knots?

[01:46:24] Okay.

[01:46:25] Fit 10, you're actually up.

[01:46:27] Because you don't get...

[01:46:27] You're not...

[01:46:29] Because this is the harpy that got natural 20.

[01:46:32] Okay.

[01:46:33] So she's at the top of the round and then the fin 10.

[01:46:34] Okay.

[01:46:35] So how many harpies are left?

[01:46:37] There's one harpy left.

[01:46:39] And one horribly, horribly kill or hurt minotaur.

[01:46:44] Okay, I'm gonna keep walking after the minotaur.

[01:46:46] Walking because I'm getting mad.

[01:46:47] Yeah, at this point his land speed was 40.

[01:46:50] So he's now at 20.

[01:46:51] He's basically running at 40 feet at this point.

[01:46:54] Okay.

[01:46:55] Okay.

[01:46:55] So I'll move my 30 in his direction.

[01:46:57] Okay.

[01:46:58] And then...

[01:46:59] And you see the harpy about probably like 120 feet away.

[01:47:04] No, more than that.

[01:47:05] Or probably...

[01:47:07] They're over here.

[01:47:08] Way over there.

[01:47:09] Yeah.

[01:47:10] So if the minotaur is going that way, I'm just walking along and I'm just gonna dismiss the sword, draw and fire the bow and continue after the minotaur.

[01:47:18] That is...

[01:47:19] Okay, here, here.

[01:47:21] Now I have to do it at disadvantage.

[01:47:23] No, you don't.

[01:47:24] He just gave you a coin.

[01:47:27] Yeah, I take it.

[01:47:29] That's so good.

[01:47:30] Like just...

[01:47:31] That was just such a good move.

[01:47:33] They're just like...

[01:47:36] Are you drawing and firing your like warlock bow or a mundane bow?

[01:47:39] Yeah, I am.

[01:47:40] Nice.

[01:47:41] So you get to do it twice.

[01:47:43] So that's a...

[01:47:46] For those at home, he like pantomimed it.

[01:47:49] Like walking and then just like...

[01:47:51] Yay!

[01:47:52] Archer throw and then turn...

[01:47:54] Like mid spin, archer...

[01:47:56] Or like bow strike.

[01:47:58] And then continued spinning to keep...

[01:48:00] Start walking forward.

[01:48:01] Does a 16 hit?

[01:48:04] Yes.

[01:48:05] Yes, actually.

[01:48:06] Because they only have studded leather on.

[01:48:08] So it's like only an extra like three to the rec.

[01:48:10] Okay, so a long bow is a die eight of damage?

[01:48:13] Yes.

[01:48:14] Okay.

[01:48:15] So let's...

[01:48:16] Let's grab a die eight.

[01:48:18] Jesus Christ.

[01:48:20] I just love that twirl.

[01:48:23] I keep walking.

[01:48:25] Yeah.

[01:48:26] Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

[01:48:28] So that's twelve damage.

[01:48:31] This one is not going to hurt by the way.

[01:48:33] Well then in that case...

[01:48:35] Oh yeah, I guess I can get rid of tide.

[01:48:37] In that case, I'm going to expend my other third level spell slot and Eldritch Smite.

[01:48:47] Okay.

[01:48:49] At extreme range with extreme prejudice.

[01:48:53] Fair.

[01:48:54] Okay.

[01:48:56] I was just saying that was a twelve. The first shot was a twelve?

[01:48:58] A...

[01:48:59] Sixteen.

[01:49:01] Twelve damage.

[01:49:03] Oh sorry.

[01:49:03] I was going to hit.

[01:49:04] Yeah.

[01:49:04] So that's twelve, but I also get to add these.

[01:49:11] All of those.

[01:49:13] Uh, so that's twenty-six, thirty-two, thirty-three, and eight is forty-one.

[01:49:25] How do you want to do this?

[01:49:27] How do you take her down?

[01:49:28] Okay, alright.

[01:49:30] So I'm walking...

[01:49:30] What does it look like?

[01:49:32] I'm walking after the minotaur.

[01:49:34] And then you just like...

[01:49:35] And then I turn, I see her escaping.

[01:49:37] I banish my sword, switch to a bow made of shadow, draw an arrow made of shadow, tipped

[01:49:45] in silvery fire, fire, continue my spin, and back after the... back after the minotaur.

[01:49:54] My arrow finds its mark in the back of her head in a roar of blue silver flame.

[01:50:02] Okay, there is her...

[01:50:04] Which also, coincidentally, would have knocked her from the sky anyway, because that's what

[01:50:09] Eldritch Smite does.

[01:50:10] Oh wow, nice.

[01:50:11] Yeah.

[01:50:12] Anything of huge size or smaller knocks prone.

[01:50:15] Damn.

[01:50:16] Yeah!

[01:50:16] That's legit.

[01:50:17] So her...

[01:50:18] Baka!

[01:50:19] Is cut short.

[01:50:21] Baka!

[01:50:21] As the arrow goes through her wide open mouth, and then ignites her head in blue and

[01:50:29] silver flame.

[01:50:30] And then she just plummets like a comet.

[01:50:32] A little farther from her sister.

[01:50:35] Okay, and then as she hits the ground there's a huge blue and silver explosion.

[01:50:40] And I put on sunglasses and keep going after that minotaur.

[01:50:44] Yeah.

[01:50:46] So you know the scene from Sherlock Holmes, where like the big guy is trying to run from

[01:50:50] Sherlock because he's got the zappy getting a stick?

[01:50:53] Yeah.

[01:50:53] That's what it says.

[01:50:54] That's basically what it says.

[01:50:55] Because he's in the same outfit as the big guy from Sherlock.

[01:50:58] Yeah.

[01:51:00] Um...

[01:51:01] Should've gone far off.

[01:51:02] I should've given him a French accent.

[01:51:05] I'm about spent though.

[01:51:06] I have one level one spell slot left.

[01:51:09] Damn.

[01:51:10] Doesn't matter, fight's done.

[01:51:12] Yeah, so the minotaur is trying to get to the woods, trying to get to cover.

[01:51:19] Desperately.

[01:51:21] You've downed the two harpies.

[01:51:24] You have no idea where Perkta is.

[01:51:28] Um...

[01:51:28] I'll say...

[01:51:29] Combat's basically over...

[01:51:30] Like, do you want to just like capture...

[01:51:33] Like, are you gonna try and capture, um...

[01:51:35] Or take the minotaur alive?

[01:51:36] Or are you gonna just...

[01:51:36] Oh yeah.

[01:51:37] Okay.

[01:51:39] Um...

[01:51:40] Yeah, he's not...

[01:51:41] He's not gonna fight you, so...

[01:51:42] Or he's trying to escape, so roll an attack.

[01:51:45] Try and take, uh, try and like, um...

[01:51:47] Back to my bullwhip.

[01:51:49] No, I'm conjuring a bullwhip.

[01:51:51] There you go.

[01:51:52] Thank you.

[01:51:53] Just sell that.

[01:51:54] Well no, cause he might need it in case you guys enter like an anti-magic zone.

[01:51:58] Yeah.

[01:51:59] And then he's gonna need non-magical lines.

[01:52:01] That's why I still have a rapier on my hip.

[01:52:04] Uh...

[01:52:04] So, athletics test of 19 versus his athletics or acrobatics.

[01:52:10] Take your pick.

[01:52:10] I'll say it's a disadvantage.

[01:52:12] I would say.

[01:52:13] Because he is running away.

[01:52:14] Well, horribly bloody.

[01:52:16] Yeah.

[01:52:16] Horribly harrowed.

[01:52:19] That's fuckin'...

[01:52:20] That's fuckin' three.

[01:52:21] Plus...

[01:52:22] What's a minotaur?

[01:52:23] It's on...

[01:52:23] I don't think of that.

[01:52:25] Nah.

[01:52:25] Yeah, no.

[01:52:27] He's...

[01:52:27] Okay, I get it around his, uh, his left hoof.

[01:52:30] Give a solid yank.

[01:52:31] And he's down on his face.

[01:52:33] Yeah.

[01:52:34] Into the muck of, uh, a cow pie.

[01:52:38] Even.

[01:52:39] And...

[01:52:39] So he's eating his own shit?

[01:52:41] Well, eating one of the...

[01:52:43] From...

[01:52:43] Basically.

[01:52:44] Shit of his own kind.

[01:52:45] Well, hey.

[01:52:46] Whoa.

[01:52:46] Whoa, bovine.

[01:52:48] He's a bovine, but he's a sentient entity.

[01:52:50] He's not like a cow.

[01:52:52] He hasn't proved that yet.

[01:52:54] I don't know.

[01:52:54] He's been pretty smart for running away from you assholes.

[01:52:58] I suppose.

[01:52:59] Uh, but yeah, he's just like...

[01:53:00] I'm just like...

[01:53:02] Uh...

[01:53:04] Um...

[01:53:04] And yeah, um, you've, you've captured the bovine,

[01:53:07] and you've downed the two harpies,

[01:53:09] but you've lost Perka.

[01:53:12] Okay.

[01:53:13] Well, we still have to check for her guns.

[01:53:16] Uh, so, copper, when you finally arrive to town...

[01:53:20] Yeah.

[01:53:20] Like, to the city square, um, you do find a puddle of blood.

[01:53:24] Mm-hmm.

[01:53:25] No other tracks in that blood.

[01:53:28] Just a puddle of blood.

[01:53:29] Um, and two, like, off to the side, two discarded...

[01:53:37] You've heard these things called...

[01:53:40] Guns?

[01:53:41] They're a new type of weapon that's coming out of Sharn,

[01:53:44] and, like, uh, coming out from the west of, uh, of Corvair.

[01:53:48] Mm-hmm.

[01:53:49] Um, uh, they're shard, they're shard weapons,

[01:53:52] shard-powered weapons.

[01:53:54] Okay.

[01:53:54] Um, they're shard arms.

[01:53:56] Mm-hmm.

[01:53:57] Um, but yeah, the two...

[01:54:00] Now they're shard arms.

[01:54:01] Yes.

[01:54:03] Uh, uh, but yeah, so the, the, the, those are there, um, just discarded in the dirt.

[01:54:09] Uh, and there's a puddle of blood, um, where Perkton was.

[01:54:14] Okay.

[01:54:14] But there's no tracks.

[01:54:15] Well, I'm not gonna leave them there for anyone to grab, so I will grab them.

[01:54:19] Yeah.

[01:54:19] They are thrumming with dragon shard energy.

[01:54:22] Is the...

[01:54:23] When I look around, I don't see anyone else?

[01:54:25] Like, none of my allies?

[01:54:26] A couple of people are coming, a couple of, like, townsfolk coming out, like, Groggy and, like,

[01:54:30] like, it's midday, it's, it's noon right now, and people are, like, coming out, like,

[01:54:35] with, like, holding their heads, like, what happened?

[01:54:36] What the fuck?

[01:54:38] Um.

[01:54:38] The blood pool?

[01:54:39] Is there a blood trail?

[01:54:40] There's no blood trail.

[01:54:41] It's just, like, there's a pool of blood in the middle of the street, and no, like,

[01:54:46] blood tracks that were...

[01:54:46] Can you teleport?

[01:54:47] Oh, he used them all.

[01:54:49] He used them all.

[01:54:50] There probably isn't even footprints, because, like...

[01:54:53] There was hoof prints coming into town.

[01:54:56] Yeah.

[01:54:56] Like, two big hoof prints and then two smaller hoof prints, because she was a tiefling.

[01:54:59] Yeah.

[01:54:59] But there's just a blood, a pool of blood where she, where she was, where she dropped.

[01:55:03] And that's it.

[01:55:05] Okay.

[01:55:05] Teleported.

[01:55:06] Yeah.

[01:55:06] Definitely teleported.

[01:55:08] Okay.

[01:55:09] Well, shit.

[01:55:12] So, um, yeah.

[01:55:16] I'm very fucking close to killing her.

[01:55:18] I was so nervous.

[01:55:20] No, I'm still attuned to my, um...

[01:55:24] I could have done it too.

[01:55:25] Yeah.

[01:55:25] No, you were very close.

[01:55:26] I'm still attuned to my orb of, uh, true sight.

[01:55:30] Mm-hmm.

[01:55:31] Um...

[01:55:31] Actually, I don't know who they are, though.

[01:55:34] Either way, me holding the orb of true sight, I...

[01:55:37] What was the word?

[01:55:39] Orb of true sight.

[01:55:40] Show me sight beyond sight.

[01:55:41] Yeah, basically.

[01:55:42] Cause, like...

[01:55:43] You should put that into a sword hill, so you'd be like...

[01:55:45] Yeah.

[01:55:46] Sword of thunder.

[01:55:47] But yeah, basically, like, I think it's like within 120, um, like radius of me.

[01:55:53] Might have been diameter, it doesn't matter.

[01:55:54] Within a certain range of me, I can detect, um, anyone that's invisible.

[01:55:59] Yeah.

[01:56:00] Or hidden by any means like that.

[01:56:02] And if I know who they are, I can specifically find them, but I don't know who they are.

[01:56:05] Yeah, you don't know who this person...

[01:56:06] You weren't, you didn't get here.

[01:56:07] Yeah, so I actually can't do anything.

[01:56:09] You try looking around, there's nobody invisible around.

[01:56:11] Yeah.

[01:56:12] Like when you do that.

[01:56:13] Like, I'll just give you that.

[01:56:14] Even if I do that, yeah.

[01:56:15] Okay.

[01:56:17] Well, shit.

[01:56:18] But you have a...

[01:56:18] As, uh, as Fintan is trying desperately to like, bring in this lassoed, lassoed, uh, minotaur.

[01:56:26] Mm-hmm.

[01:56:27] Just...

[01:56:28] You're not getting very far, like, one of the...

[01:56:31] A couple of the warforges kind of come over.

[01:56:32] Is he unconscious?

[01:56:33] Oh, yeah.

[01:56:34] Yeah, he's bleeding out.

[01:56:34] I'm gonna search him.

[01:56:36] Well, he's also, it looks like he's gonna bleed out.

[01:56:38] Oh.

[01:56:39] You should maybe stabilize him.

[01:56:40] I'll stabilize him.

[01:56:42] Okay.

[01:56:43] I could do that.

[01:56:44] Yeah.

[01:56:45] That's a, that's a thing that I can do.

[01:56:47] I'm a paladin.

[01:56:48] I'm healing.

[01:56:50] Is that just laying hands?

[01:56:51] Yeah.

[01:56:52] I could just heal him for one.

[01:56:54] Okay.

[01:56:54] Yeah.

[01:56:55] That could make him conscious.

[01:56:57] Yeah, you know what?

[01:56:58] I'll, I'll draw out the sun blade.

[01:57:01] I'll put it to his throat and I'll heal him for one.

[01:57:04] Okay.

[01:57:05] He doesn't react.

[01:57:05] He's, he's, he was pretty badly hurt.

[01:57:09] So he like, he healed him but it didn't like bring him back.

[01:57:11] Okay.

[01:57:12] In consciousness.

[01:57:13] Okay.

[01:57:13] And then I'll search him.

[01:57:14] Okay.

[01:57:15] Um, roll a investigation.

[01:57:18] Actually no, don't bother him because I'm searching a body.

[01:57:22] Also I don't need bullets.

[01:57:24] He's not dead.

[01:57:25] Is he?

[01:57:25] He's not dead.

[01:57:26] He's equivalently a body because he's not resisting.

[01:57:28] Yeah.

[01:57:28] He had, um, uh, he had 150 gold, um, on, in a, in a pouch, on, in, or in his, in his,

[01:57:39] in his, uh, slack pocket.

[01:57:41] Um, and, uh, he, he had a, he had a magical earring.

[01:57:47] Oh, there's an earring, um, on one of his ears that, uh, is definitely emitting some kind

[01:57:51] of magical signature.

[01:57:53] There is even a, uh, actually a symbol on it, or a rune.

[01:57:57] Okay.

[01:57:59] Um, magic.

[01:58:01] And you're gonna hate me when I, right, when I draw the rune and show you what it is.

[01:58:08] But I'm gonna do it anyways for shits and equals.

[01:58:10] And his belt?

[01:58:11] Hmm?

[01:58:11] Uh, he did have a belt of giants, uh, of, uh, of Grendsran.

[01:58:17] Well, I'm taking that off.

[01:58:18] Unfortunately, he rolled a one.

[01:58:20] The one time he was gonna use it on somebody.

[01:58:23] Toot.

[01:58:23] And it did not work, so.

[01:58:26] Okay.

[01:58:26] Um, so yeah, he has, the, the rune is this.

[01:58:31] And it's, uh, blazing red.

[01:58:33] The blue tooth logo?

[01:58:34] Uh, actually it's the, in revert, it's the upside down blue tooth logo and it's red.

[01:58:39] Because it's a red thing.

[01:58:41] I don't know what that means.

[01:58:43] Um, probably a bad name.

[01:58:44] You roll a, you roll a, um, uh, knowledge plus, uh, uh, or history, uh, no, yeah, roll a,

[01:58:50] roll an arcana.

[01:58:52] If you got it.

[01:58:53] I don't.

[01:58:54] Okay, do you have, uh, what knowledge do you have?

[01:58:55] History?

[01:58:56] Um, yeah, go for that.

[01:58:59] It would be harder.

[01:59:01] Yeah.

[01:59:02] Okay.

[01:59:02] Oh, probably not.

[01:59:04] No?

[01:59:05] Uh, four plus two plus three, so nine?

[01:59:12] Yeah, you have no idea.

[01:59:13] Nine!

[01:59:13] Maybe you should show your artificer friend, you might know what this is.

[01:59:17] Okay.

[01:59:17] What this symbol means, or what this room is for and stuff.

[01:59:20] Okay.

[01:59:21] Well, I'll take that belt off him.

[01:59:22] Yep.

[01:59:23] I assume we'll interrogate him at some point.

[01:59:26] Yeah.

[01:59:26] That'll probably be more enlightening.

[01:59:28] Uh, some of the warforges do come out, like...

[01:59:30] What's the belt look like?

[01:59:32] Um, it's, it's almost just like...

[01:59:35] Should it actually be like his, his belt, but also part of his suspenders?

[01:59:42] Like, it was actually almost like a harness over his shoulders.

[01:59:46] I mean, that's very much up to you.

[01:59:48] I like that.

[01:59:48] I think I like that.

[01:59:49] So yeah, it's, it's basically a set of like, it's almost like a harness-like, like,

[01:59:52] a like belt thing, like, it's, it's a belt around his waist, and then it also like...

[01:59:55] It's like a cool belt with suspenders, but no, no perches on it.

[01:59:59] Okay.

[02:00:00] Okay.

[02:00:03] He was keeping his breeches up.

[02:00:06] So now when you pick him up and walk him, he...

[02:00:08] He...

[02:00:08] He...

[02:00:09] So that it looks classy.

[02:00:11] Yeah.

[02:00:13] Okay.

[02:00:13] I'll put it on.

[02:00:15] Okay.

[02:00:16] You have, you're wearing out, um, a belt of, of, uh, giant, or what was it, giant strength?

[02:00:21] Yeah.

[02:00:22] Which one?

[02:00:23] Uh, there's like five.

[02:00:25] Okay.

[02:00:26] Okay.

[02:00:29] Uh...

[02:00:30] Just tell him what it does and you might know what it is.

[02:00:33] And it's cursed.

[02:00:34] It would have been a hill giant.

[02:00:35] Okay.

[02:00:39] It still puts my strength at 21.

[02:00:41] Do you need to attune to it?

[02:00:43] Damn it.

[02:00:44] Yes, it does.

[02:00:45] Damn it.

[02:00:46] Yeah.

[02:00:46] As soon as that burned me, as soon as you tell me anything magic is like, do I need to attune

[02:00:50] to it?

[02:00:50] Yep.

[02:00:51] All right.

[02:00:51] I'll cut.

[02:00:51] I don't need it.

[02:00:52] Also, your strength base though.

[02:00:55] I can't have it.

[02:00:57] I mean, it puts your strength at 21.

[02:01:00] I mean, yeah.

[02:01:02] What's your strength currently?

[02:01:05] This way.

[02:01:05] Ugh.

[02:01:08] Also, you look dapper as fuck.

[02:01:09] 14?

[02:01:11] Yeah.

[02:01:12] Also, you look dapper as fuck.

[02:01:13] So it takes you from a plus two bonus to strength.

[02:01:15] To a plus five.

[02:01:16] To a plus five bonus to strength.

[02:01:18] I mean, yeah.

[02:01:19] That might be worth it.

[02:01:20] Damn, you could look like a dapper fucking, like a Warforge in like slacks and then like

[02:01:24] a nice, like nice shirt.

[02:01:26] We could get you a nice pair of denim pants.

[02:01:28] He's a comic robo.

[02:01:29] You know, he's no longer a cop or he's a detective.

[02:01:32] Yeah.

[02:01:34] He's a Tektron.

[02:01:36] Detektron.

[02:01:38] Not a robot.

[02:01:39] No, no.

[02:01:39] You're a Detektor.

[02:01:41] Yeah.

[02:01:42] Because what are your other attuned things?

[02:01:46] Detect five.

[02:01:47] I.V.

[02:01:49] I love it.

[02:01:53] I love it.

[02:01:54] But yeah, to answer your question, the Kernathy Mace of Terror, the animated shield and

[02:02:02] I don't remember what the last one is, but I did say I was attuned.

[02:02:05] No, I, I dropped that because I was just using other stuff.

[02:02:09] Oh, okay.

[02:02:11] What was it?

[02:02:13] I don't remember.

[02:02:14] If you don't know, it can't be that important.

[02:02:15] I think it was the Orbiter site.

[02:02:17] That's what I used a second ago.

[02:02:19] Screw that thing.

[02:02:20] But I mean, that's something that you can like, you can have on your person and like

[02:02:23] attune to it and then move it.

[02:02:24] In ten minutes.

[02:02:25] Yeah.

[02:02:26] An hour.

[02:02:26] Let me just take my belt off and my, let me just take the belt off and my,

[02:02:31] I can just take my belt off and zip.

[02:02:33] Well, I get my ball to it.

[02:02:35] Mm-hmm.

[02:02:36] Oh no, it was, um, the other one was my multi-tool.

[02:02:39] Oh yeah.

[02:02:40] Yeah.

[02:02:41] So multi-tool, the Mace of Terror and the, uh, and the animated shield.

[02:02:46] The Mace of Terror was really handy.

[02:02:48] No, yeah.

[02:02:49] So if anything, I'm going to be dropping the animated shield if I'm going to drop anything.

[02:02:53] Yeah.

[02:02:53] But again, like that's something you can do.

[02:02:55] Well, I think that's a little basic.

[02:02:55] Which means it's another thing that I'm not actually using from the shopping trip last

[02:02:59] time.

[02:02:59] More money wasted.

[02:03:02] It's fine.

[02:03:03] It's fine.

[02:03:03] It's not fine.

[02:03:04] The, the Mace is actually the thing that you'd be most likely to drop.

[02:03:09] Why?

[02:03:09] Because, it's a fear effect and a lot of things are immune to fear effects.

[02:03:16] I guess.

[02:03:18] I guess.

[02:03:18] Like, you can't make undead afraid of you.

[02:03:22] No.

[02:03:23] I actually can't, but it's only through, uh, turn and rebuke undead.

[02:03:27] Mm-hmm.

[02:03:28] I think.

[02:03:30] It was just so handy when the ATMs showed up.

[02:03:33] I'm like, I think I have to keep this now.

[02:03:34] Yeah.

[02:03:35] Yeah, it really was.

[02:03:36] Yeah.

[02:03:36] I should have checked to see if, well, it's a, mimics are a monstrous creature, so they're

[02:03:40] not aberrations.

[02:03:40] Oh my god.

[02:03:41] I wonder if we could put it on your dog.

[02:03:43] Oh.

[02:03:44] Oh.

[02:03:45] What, the, the giant's belt?

[02:03:46] No, the Mace of Tew.

[02:03:47] Yeah, I don't know either.

[02:03:48] The Mace of Tew.

[02:03:50] I don't know, can I put stuff on my dog?

[02:03:52] Like.

[02:03:53] Yeah, probably.

[02:03:56] It, it, uh, it does say in magic item descriptions that they will resize themselves to fit the

[02:04:02] wearer.

[02:04:03] So you're gonna have like a dog collar of hill giant strength?

[02:04:07] I mean, it'd still go around his waist.

[02:04:09] So he's not a harvest.

[02:04:10] He'd have the suspenders, so he's got basically a harvest.

[02:04:12] Yeah.

[02:04:14] A dog harness of hill giant strength.

[02:04:17] I like it.

[02:04:18] Oh my god.

[02:04:18] That's ridiculous.

[02:04:19] Yeah.

[02:04:20] Oh, I, I like this plan.

[02:04:22] All in favor?

[02:04:23] Aye.

[02:04:23] Aye.

[02:04:24] Alright.

[02:04:25] Done.

[02:04:25] Alright, it's, uh...

[02:04:27] That's not how it's supposed to go, listeners.

[02:04:29] Sorry.

[02:04:30] That's how we're going.

[02:04:31] We're choosing to have fun.

[02:04:32] Yeah.

[02:04:33] It's that rule of cool.

[02:04:35] Yeah.

[02:04:36] Maybe max one attuned items though.

[02:04:38] Not three.

[02:04:40] Yeah.

[02:04:40] He's only, he's your pet.

[02:04:42] So.

[02:04:42] Alright.

[02:04:43] So, um, yeah, you, we, we smashed that I guess to, um, I guess.

[02:04:46] Hold on.

[02:04:47] Can I go get the bodies of the harpies?

[02:04:48] Yeah.

[02:04:49] Maybe we were going to be safe.

[02:04:50] Where'd they land?

[02:04:51] Uh, the hill by the cemetery.

[02:04:54] Okay.

[02:04:54] Not, not in the cemetery.

[02:04:55] I thought that would've been too poetic, but, um, basically like, across, over the hill

[02:05:00] from the, from the, uh, from the cemetery.

[02:05:03] Alright.

[02:05:03] So I should have an advantage to find the one.

[02:05:06] Yeah.

[02:05:07] I was just gonna let you find them.

[02:05:08] Oh, okay.

[02:05:09] Like...

[02:05:09] Well, I would've, I would've found that one anyway.

[02:05:11] You find, you find one, like, small crater, and then you find a smoldering crater.

[02:05:17] A little bit further away.

[02:05:19] Alright, and I searched the bodies.

[02:05:21] Okay.

[02:05:21] Uh, you find, um, they are both wearing, um, a specialized, uh, studded leather armor.

[02:05:26] Um, basically just to, like, allow for their wings and such.

[02:05:30] Um, and, uh, they, uh, well, one of them had, uh, two hand crossbows, uh, with, uh, let's

[02:05:39] say, nine bolts, um, in a pedal, er, in a, uh, a quiver.

[02:05:49] Okay.

[02:05:51] Uh, and, um, I guess it was a hundred gold for one of them and then seventy gold for the

[02:06:00] other.

[02:06:01] Alright.

[02:06:01] In anyone's pockets.

[02:06:02] They both have a magic earring?

[02:06:03] Yep.

[02:06:04] Oh yeah, they both have the, yes, they both have the, uh, these earring, like an earring

[02:06:08] in one of their eyes, or one of their eyes, in one of their ears, um, that has that strange

[02:06:13] rune in it.

[02:06:14] Okay.

[02:06:14] Um, are there any maker's marks on either the crossbows or the special armor?

[02:06:19] Um, the special armor?

[02:06:22] Um, the specialized armor is actually a, um, uh, does have a maker's mark.

[02:06:26] Um.

[02:06:26] Excellent.

[02:06:27] I'll grab the bottle and take a swig.

[02:06:29] God dammit.

[02:06:31] Not a sponsor.

[02:06:32] You do find a bottle of that, though, on one of the, on one of the, on one of the

[02:06:35] armies.

[02:06:36] That explains why she couldn't hit anything.

[02:06:37] Yeah.

[02:06:38] There you go.

[02:06:38] Yeah, the maker's mark is, uh, a skull.

[02:06:40] Why she was trying to shoot with her feet when she had, like, properly working hands?

[02:06:43] The teeth are squid, or tentacles.

[02:06:45] Coiled around.

[02:06:47] That's the maker's mark.

[02:06:50] Hmm.

[02:06:51] I wonder where that's from.

[02:06:51] Um, you could do a gather information or, uh, like, ask around, see if anybody knows.

[02:06:58] Or you rule a, um, I'd say a history or whatever knowledges do you have?

[02:07:02] We do literally have people from all over the, from all over the continent.

[02:07:08] Yeah.

[02:07:09] In our town.

[02:07:10] Yeah, you could.

[02:07:10] Well, ask around, we might be able to find out.

[02:07:13] Yeah.

[02:07:13] I'd say it'd be a harder difficulty because you're in a small town, but there's a, like,

[02:07:16] there's a chance.

[02:07:18] So I'll drag the bodies back to town.

[02:07:19] Okay.

[02:07:20] And, uh, I'll ask around with the maker's mark.

[02:07:22] Okay.

[02:07:23] Rule a gather information.

[02:07:23] Well, actually, we'll gather information.

[02:07:25] Okay.

[02:07:25] I think that's, that's the right thing, right?

[02:07:27] Or am I...

[02:07:28] Now, what is that under?

[02:07:30] Okay, sorry, that, I'm, I'm thinking something else.

[02:07:31] It must be invest, maybe it's investigation.

[02:07:34] I think I'll leave that for somebody with a better investigation check.

[02:07:37] Cause I currently have a plus one to that.

[02:07:38] I think I got plus six.

[02:07:39] I wonder if you're gonna gather information in this game.

[02:07:42] Uh...

[02:07:42] I'm pretty sure it's investigation.

[02:07:44] Yeah, I put on an investigation.

[02:07:45] Yeah.

[02:07:46] Alright, Dave, the other magic item we need to get for, uh, Rob?

[02:07:50] Mm-hmm.

[02:07:51] Boots of Speed.

[02:07:53] Yeah.

[02:07:55] Can he have two or just one?

[02:07:56] I said he had two.

[02:07:57] Oh, he can have two?

[02:07:58] Okay.

[02:07:58] Sure.

[02:08:00] Yeah, make him run fast.

[02:08:01] Okay, so when I'm way behind, at least he will be able to catch up.

[02:08:04] He can catch up and be really strong.

[02:08:07] Yeah.

[02:08:07] So who's using the investigation to ask a lot of questions?

[02:08:11] I guess we'll all meet up back in town square, around a puddle of blood with beaten up Minotaur

[02:08:16] and dead harpies.

[02:08:17] Yeah.

[02:08:19] Mm-hmm.

[02:08:19] Okay.

[02:08:20] Seems I missed a party.

[02:08:21] But so be it.

[02:08:23] Either way, I believe I'm doing it.

[02:08:25] Even though my rules suck, I'm gonna use this one.

[02:08:27] Damn.

[02:08:28] That's not bad.

[02:08:29] That's a total of, um, 23.

[02:08:33] 23?

[02:08:34] Okay.

[02:08:35] Um, yeah.

[02:08:37] You go asking around, like, SP, and this is like a couple, like an hour goes by, as you

[02:08:42] guys are kind of like, doing this stuff that's going on.

[02:08:44] Um, you ask a couple who are like, finally like, kind of waking up and getting like settled

[02:08:49] in and stuff at the town and such.

[02:08:51] Um, you, you showed them the mark.

[02:08:53] And I was like, oh yeah, I think I've heard of that.

[02:08:55] Yeah, that's a, that's a, it's a tailor.

[02:09:00] I can't remember the name of it exactly, but I've seen it, um, in Sharn and, uh, I think

[02:09:04] it, I think the tailor is somewhere out in, in the city of Greywall in, in Drone.

[02:09:10] Um, you know that Drone is the monster kingdom, is the monster country.

[02:09:14] Okay.

[02:09:14] And Greywall is one of their major cities, um, right on the, the border between Breland,

[02:09:19] the, one of the human, like, kind of nations or human-ish nations.

[02:09:22] Sharn is in Breland, right?

[02:09:23] Sharn is in Breland, yeah.

[02:09:24] Yeah.

[02:09:24] And, uh, uh, Greywall is the city just past the Greywall mountains that border, uh, Drone

[02:09:31] and the Shadowmarches and Breland.

[02:09:33] Okay.

[02:09:33] Uh, on the map.

[02:09:35] So like, I think, yeah.

[02:09:37] No, the Great Crag is the, so, uh, yeah, Greywall is like basically the first town you, uh,

[02:09:42] you, uh, you go, you, you, you enter when going into Drone.

[02:09:46] Okay.

[02:09:47] So, uh, you do, like I said, Drone is basically, uh, the monster kingdom.

[02:09:52] It's where all the monstrous races like Medusas, um, uh, or, or, not or, orcs are there, but

[02:09:57] it's mostly like, uh, uh, uh, it's Medusas, Mind Flayers, um, uh, Minotaurs, all the monstrous,

[02:10:05] uh, sentient beings.

[02:10:07] Yeah.

[02:10:07] Okay.

[02:10:07] I've kind of congregated and like set up a coalition.

[02:10:10] Great.

[02:10:11] Yeah.

[02:10:12] We're gonna go talk to a bunch of monstrous races.

[02:10:13] It's also, we're the Dask, um, headquarter.

[02:10:16] Let's not go there.

[02:10:18] Yeah.

[02:10:19] Yeah.

[02:10:19] Drone is one of the major hives of scum and villainy, i.e. the Dask.

[02:10:25] The, um, the harpies that we manage to salvage and also the Minotaur, do they have any, like

[02:10:30] I know that they said they're here to kill us.

[02:10:32] Do they actually have like a, a wanted poster situation?

[02:10:36] Uh, they don't.

[02:10:36] Like any, any proof?

[02:10:38] Uh, they don't.

[02:10:39] Um, and, uh, it's been an hour, so are you waking up the Minotaur to interrogate or investigate

[02:10:43] or inquire with him?

[02:10:45] Uh, well, I mean, we're gonna have to secure him, but I'm gonna take a bit of a rest.

[02:10:50] Yeah, fair.

[02:10:50] I, uh, I took a little damage.

[02:10:53] You're healed.

[02:10:55] And more importantly, my spell slots are on.

[02:10:57] Oh, I know.

[02:10:58] Yeah.

[02:10:58] Just in case he breaks out and we initiate combat immediately.

[02:11:02] Okay.

[02:11:02] Uh, do I have time to, uh, to, uh, to, uh, rest?

[02:11:06] Yeah, you can rest up.

[02:11:07] Okay.

[02:11:07] I'm gonna get back to your room and, uh, um, what's the woman's name?

[02:11:11] What's the half-elf's name?

[02:11:12] We're gonna need this for nine months from now.

[02:11:15] Uh.

[02:11:18] Or I can come up with this and I can come up with it later.

[02:11:21] Like, you never got her name?

[02:11:22] Yeah.

[02:11:23] Yeah, I didn't get her name.

[02:11:24] Okay, yeah, she's, she's walking out.

[02:11:26] It's like, it's like, hey, you know what, is the tavern, is there like any food in the,

[02:11:29] uh, at the landing pad or like do you have to go all the way down to, into town?

[02:11:35] That's a good question.

[02:11:38] Do you guys not have any vendors?

[02:11:39] Like, Sharn has a ton of vendors by the Terminus.

[02:11:42] We're not as big as Sharn yet.

[02:11:43] Yet.

[02:11:44] Okay, well, um, so, tavern?

[02:11:47] Yeah, probably the tavern.

[02:11:48] Okay.

[02:11:49] And she just walks away.

[02:11:50] Uh, it was, it was a good night.

[02:11:53] She just gives the thumbs up and walks away.

[02:11:56] High five.

[02:11:58] She's watching.

[02:11:59] It's one step away from a high five.

[02:12:01] She gave me a thumbs up.

[02:12:02] Yeah.

[02:12:04] Oh, we are.

[02:12:04] Did she give me the double thumbs up or the finger guns?

[02:12:09] You're like, I kinda like that girl.

[02:12:14] And then I'm gonna switch to my real armor.

[02:12:18] Yeah.

[02:12:18] After I've rested.

[02:12:19] Mm-hmm.

[02:12:21] And then I'll make my way back down to the, uh, Minotaur.

[02:12:24] Okay.

[02:12:26] Alright, so this one.

[02:12:26] Let's just see if you can learn,

[02:12:27] isn't there a spell for like armor of Swiftgirding or something like that?

[02:12:31] Swiftgirding was a third edition spell.

[02:12:32] It's not in this one.

[02:12:33] No.

[02:12:34] Now, here's the other thing that I just realized.

[02:12:36] This is actually something important for your characters as you realize.

[02:12:38] Um, this town is gonna need some kind of a jail at some point.

[02:12:42] Cause you got, currently you have the, the, the, the, the warforges have helped like

[02:12:45] you guys like bring the, the Minotaur to the barn to like basically cause you found

[02:12:51] like that was the most sturdiest like posts.

[02:12:52] We just, we put him in a cattle pen up.

[02:12:55] A pen up.

[02:12:56] Yeah.

[02:12:56] Not, not humiliating.

[02:12:58] But he's like basically tied to like the support beam.

[02:13:01] He's strapped to the support beam.

[02:13:03] I like trying better.

[02:13:06] Don't demean the monsters races.

[02:13:09] And hey, if we need to interrogate someone, we have a bowl in the barn, if necessary, you know.

[02:13:17] Yeah.

[02:13:18] Yeah.

[02:13:19] It's a callback to Shatterrun.

[02:13:21] No, no, we didn't.

[02:13:23] Thank God.

[02:13:25] Fifth edition does not have an orgy spell.

[02:13:28] Yeah.

[02:13:29] Oh, I'm gonna Google that.

[02:13:30] No!

[02:13:32] There's probably some supplement that has it.

[02:13:34] Oh God.

[02:13:36] Anyway, there better not be a fifth edition version of that fucking gross sex book.

[02:13:44] Anyway, moving on.

[02:13:47] Um, so yeah, the, uh, the, uh, the...

[02:13:51] Didn't you know that's how sleep works?

[02:13:54] Wow.

[02:13:56] So the Minotaur is, is tied up to one of the, the, uh, the support beams of the, uh, of the barn.

[02:14:02] And you guys are like thinking, man, we should really get like a jail at some point.

[02:14:05] Or like, install it, like set up, build a jail here.

[02:14:08] So we do have mines.

[02:14:10] We can, like, cast a Montalotto, this motherfucker.

[02:14:13] That's true.

[02:14:14] Take a wall and think of a second mine.

[02:14:15] Make a, well, I mean, oh, Mentor's having an innate labyrinthine sense.

[02:14:20] Shit.

[02:14:21] That's nice, but if they're locked...

[02:14:23] Okay, um, so are we, how are we getting through the mine?

[02:14:27] Are we, like, digging it manually or blasting?

[02:14:29] Um, uh, Gnarly Gnarly's been, uh, picking it up with a pickaxe.

[02:14:34] Like, uh, basically a natural cave.

[02:14:36] But he's been mining into the cave.

[02:14:37] Okay, so we're not blasting it?

[02:14:38] No.

[02:14:39] Okay, because I was gonna say if we were blasting into it, then there would be...

[02:14:42] You don't want to blast too deep because, like, kyber's right below the surface.

[02:14:46] Oh, I'm just saying that there would be, uh, like, little rooms off to the side where they store the dynamite.

[02:14:50] You just take the dynamite out of that and just make that little hobble into a little mini prison.

[02:14:55] Yeah.

[02:14:56] He's just surrounded by shard, by dragon shard explosives.

[02:15:00] Yeah.

[02:15:01] That's it.

[02:15:02] I mean, what's he gonna do? Set it off?

[02:15:06] Mm-hmm.

[02:15:09] But yeah, so, he's tied up.

[02:15:11] And, uh, you can wake him up if you want, whenever you want to.

[02:15:17] Okay, well.

[02:15:19] So, what do we wanna know?

[02:15:22] Cause I know what I wanna know.

[02:15:25] I'd like to know what his beef is with us.

[02:15:33] There's another coin being tossed across the table.

[02:15:37] Take your damn brony, you asshole.

[02:15:42] Alright.

[02:15:43] So.

[02:15:45] Alright.

[02:15:46] Uh, yeah, I guess we'll, uh, I guess we'll wake him up.

[02:15:48] Okay.

[02:15:49] I wanna know where his friend went.

[02:15:52] Yeah.

[02:15:53] I really wanna know where his fucking friend went.

[02:15:56] You picked up those revolvers, yeah?

[02:15:58] Yes.

[02:15:59] Yeah, you did look at them.

[02:16:00] They're a nice crafting chair.

[02:16:02] Excellent.

[02:16:02] They are some kind of device that shoots a bullet or a small projectile with, um, dragon shard energy.

[02:16:16] Okay?

[02:16:17] Okay.

[02:16:17] Okay.

[02:16:18] It looks like they use basic, uh, Everron dragon shards.

[02:16:20] Not, uh, Kyber or...

[02:16:22] Not the expensive ones.

[02:16:23] Yeah.

[02:16:23] No, Sybaris.

[02:16:24] It's just basic, um, like, refined, um, caps.

[02:16:28] Or, like, little, like, little, um, basically little cylinders, like, shaped cylinder, uh, cylinder shape of, um, of the dragon shard on the hammer.

[02:16:39] All right, can you make that?

[02:16:41] Hmm?

[02:16:42] Can you make those?

[02:16:43] I could try.

[02:16:44] Especially with a reference point there of the actual gun.

[02:16:48] Might be able to, like, reverse engineer it.

[02:16:52] So he's like, oh.

[02:16:53] Oh.

[02:16:54] Oh.

[02:16:54] Fuck.

[02:16:56] Yeah.

[02:16:58] What's worse is this.

[02:17:01] Ugh, just kill me now.

[02:17:04] Now, if you don't wanna hear my 40 minute sermon...

[02:17:09] Ugh, I don't have a whole lot of information for ya.

[02:17:13] Where'd your friend go?

[02:17:14] I imagine she, she dim-doored away.

[02:17:19] That was the plan.

[02:17:20] If things got too hot or if she died, we were to scap...

[02:17:23] Who's got a knowledge arcana check?

[02:17:26] Who is proficient in it?

[02:17:28] I'm assuming me, yeah.

[02:17:30] Yep.

[02:17:35] Total of 18?

[02:17:37] That should be more than enough to know that the range of dimension door is only, like, 500 feet.

[02:17:43] Oh, damn.

[02:17:43] Yeah.

[02:17:44] So, she dim-doored away, but we might be able to pick up her trail.

[02:17:49] Okay.

[02:17:50] Because her trail should start still within the village.

[02:17:53] Yeah.

[02:17:54] So basically 500 feet away from the blood.

[02:17:56] Mind you, it has been a few hours.

[02:17:58] I understand.

[02:18:00] So, uh, where were you guys supposed to rendezvous if things went south?

[02:18:05] Well, uh, probably Gavirold.

[02:18:09] Uh, or somewhere, uh, somewhere near there.

[02:18:15] Probably.

[02:18:16] And how are you gonna get there?

[02:18:18] So, on foot?

[02:18:20] Yeah.

[02:18:21] If I was gonna have to, or I'd try and track back up to the train and catch, uh, catch it on the way out.

[02:18:26] Technically it's on hoof.

[02:18:28] My plan was to go into those woods or even risk going into the moorlands.

[02:18:33] Rather than deal with that, we'd lose you, or myself, for a couple of hours in the fog.

[02:18:41] Have we had any trains leave yet?

[02:18:43] Uh, roll a, um, roll a, just roll an intelligence.

[02:18:51] Oh, I'm not good at that.

[02:18:55] You don't know what the, uh, what the trains, so...

[02:18:58] Well, he asked the question.

[02:18:59] Yeah, he's asking.

[02:18:59] Did you actually ask it loud?

[02:19:00] Yes.

[02:19:01] Oh, yes. Okay. Can I roll?

[02:19:02] Yeah.

[02:19:04] I mean, you're the intelligent one, but...

[02:19:07] I will also roll, then. We'll see who knows.

[02:19:13] 15?

[02:19:15] 9...

[02:19:15] Yeah, there's a train at 1 o'clock.

[02:19:18] What time is it now?

[02:19:19] At this point it's like 2.33.

[02:19:22] Are they gonna let on a bloody chicken duster?

[02:19:26] She has no money.

[02:19:27] She has the gold and the coin for it.

[02:19:30] So, Gatherhold, how would you have found her if you got there?

[02:19:34] We have...

[02:19:35] We have locations.

[02:19:38] Look, buddy.

[02:19:39] The stakes are pretty high.

[02:19:45] As he has the biggest shit-eating during on his face.

[02:19:48] The dirtiest glare.

[02:19:51] I think we're gonna need a list of locations.

[02:19:55] That's not happening.

[02:19:58] We bounty hunters have a...

[02:20:00] Have a code of honor to keep.

[02:20:05] What code of honor?

[02:20:07] You came into my house!

[02:20:09] You were a bounty.

[02:20:12] Perk did got...

[02:20:13] Perk did got us a contract out in...

[02:20:16] Out in Drone.

[02:20:20] You have a code, then.

[02:20:21] Okay.

[02:20:23] Okay.

[02:20:23] $4,000 bounty on your friend.

[02:20:28] $5,000.

[02:20:30] Shocking grasp.

[02:20:34] We only have so much money, man.

[02:20:38] $2,500 and we let you go at the end of it.

[02:20:42] Not to rot in a cell.

[02:20:48] $3,000.

[02:20:52] $1,700 and we don't castrate you.

[02:20:57] $3,000.

[02:20:57] I don't think you're in a position to bargain here, buddy.

[02:21:00] Roll...

[02:21:01] Are you intimidating?

[02:21:03] I'm intimidating.

[02:21:04] Okay, roll intimidation.

[02:21:07] With advantage?

[02:21:09] No.

[02:21:20] He magically summons one of those rubber bands.

[02:21:24] That's cool.

[02:21:25] It changed to the 4.

[02:21:26] It was on a 20.

[02:21:29] Was it?

[02:21:30] Yes, it was on the 20.

[02:21:32] You think he would have called you over to see a 4?

[02:21:34] Hang on, let me roll my...

[02:21:35] Let me roll my end slate on you.

[02:21:40] Alright.

[02:21:42] What'd you roll, a 1?

[02:21:43] I rolled 10.

[02:21:50] 17.

[02:21:51] 17 it is.

[02:21:55] I like how I went from like almost losing all of my money there to like barely spending anything.

[02:22:01] Yeah, that was pretty cool.

[02:22:02] I probably should have made you roll a few like some sort of...

[02:22:04] We're having fun with that and we'll play.

[02:22:06] Yeah, that was good.

[02:22:06] I like that.

[02:22:08] Alright, so you want him like basically to tell you like locations in Gratherhall that they would have met?

[02:22:14] Or you're having him go like...

[02:22:17] What are you trying to get him to do?

[02:22:19] Well, it's a bounty.

[02:22:20] He's gonna help us collect.

[02:22:23] So we're hiring him.

[02:22:25] Alright, yeah.

[02:22:26] Okay.

[02:22:27] I mean if all he's going to...

[02:22:28] If all he's willing to do is give us the information, I'll take it.

[02:22:32] But literally I offered the money and called it a bounty.

[02:22:35] So I would think that he would consider that...

[02:22:38] He's willing to give you...

[02:22:40] He's not gonna be willing to go after Perta with you guys.

[02:22:43] But he's willing to give you guys the information of where to find Perta.

[02:22:46] Okay.

[02:22:47] However, you guys do know that like you're supposed to be leaving today to go south.

[02:22:56] Captain's not gonna be too happy about this.

[02:22:58] Well, he's got an airship.

[02:23:00] And he's showing up today.

[02:23:02] He's already here.

[02:23:03] He was at the party last night.

[02:23:06] How fast is the train?

[02:23:08] The train is about...

[02:23:10] Actually slower than an airship.

[02:23:12] We can head her off.

[02:23:14] Let's do it.

[02:23:15] It's...

[02:23:16] Oh god, is this gonna be another train boss battle?

[02:23:19] Yeah, it is.

[02:23:20] We're on a spur line, right?

[02:23:22] It only goes one place.

[02:23:25] So...

[02:23:26] I'll tell you...

[02:23:28] He gives you a location in Gatherhold where they were supposed to be at.

[02:23:33] Okay.

[02:23:34] It was an apartment near the rail station.

[02:23:38] Okay.

[02:23:39] But the train is still en route to Gatherhold from you guys.

[02:23:43] So...

[02:23:44] So we might be able to be there.

[02:23:46] It's maybe like...

[02:23:47] It's probably like four or five hours away from Gatherhold.

[02:23:51] Okay.

[02:23:53] It's probably like two hours away from Gatherhold.

[02:24:15] Like getting out onto the deck of the ship.

[02:24:17] It's like...

[02:24:18] Ah, what a great party that was.

[02:24:20] Oh!

[02:24:21] Captain Twilo!

[02:24:22] Raise the mizzenmast!

[02:24:24] Ah!

[02:24:24] We're going south already?

[02:24:26] Ready the anchor!

[02:24:27] No, we're going...

[02:24:29] To Gatherhold!

[02:24:31] Why?

[02:24:32] Because time is of the essence!

[02:24:34] No questions!

[02:24:34] Roll persuasion!

[02:24:37] Advantage!

[02:24:37] Advantage!

[02:24:42] We'll take whatever this is.

[02:24:44] We'll have a cheesed hat.

[02:24:47] Okay, so the...

[02:24:50] Twelve and persuasion, thank God, is plus six.

[02:24:53] So that's 18.

[02:25:03] We're driving like, get your asses off them!

[02:25:06] And he starts speaking in some tongue.

[02:25:08] Like some foreign tongue.

[02:25:09] He's speaking in tongues.

[02:25:11] I'm not mad!

[02:25:13] He's speaking in some Lazarian tongue.

[02:25:16] And uh...

[02:25:17] He's speaking entirely in Yiddish.

[02:25:21] I would go with Italian, but okay.

[02:25:26] God.

[02:25:27] So yeah, the ship starts to embarking away, or disembarking from the roost.

[02:25:33] Okay.

[02:25:34] And you guys start heading toward...

[02:25:37] Toward Gatherhold, ahead of the train.

[02:25:39] Okay.

[02:25:40] How much time have we got before we catch up to the train or get to Gatherhold?

[02:25:45] Um...

[02:25:45] Probably like half an hour.

[02:25:47] Okay.

[02:25:49] You'll catch up to the train within half an hour.

[02:25:51] Well, I mean, we have a short rest anyway.

[02:25:53] And I haven't used any magic since then.

[02:25:56] So, I've got my two big spell slots, but that's it.

[02:25:59] Actually, here's the thing.

[02:26:01] Hang on, before...

[02:26:02] I'm gonna let you finish.

[02:26:03] Hang on, sorry.

[02:26:04] I'm gonna let you finish, but...

[02:26:06] Do you want him to follow the tracks?

[02:26:08] Or do you want him to cut through...

[02:26:10] Cut across the lake?

[02:26:12] Cut across the lake, head off the train.

[02:26:14] Because the train has to go around the lake.

[02:26:17] You guys can go right across the lake.

[02:26:19] Yeah.

[02:26:19] Cut across the lake.

[02:26:20] Okay.

[02:26:20] Cross the lake, T-bone the train, smash it right into the side, derail it.

[02:26:25] No, we don't have the gun in the battle.

[02:26:26] It would be fine.

[02:26:28] Mend.

[02:26:28] They don't have icebreakers.

[02:26:30] Mend, it's fine.

[02:26:32] Mend.

[02:26:37] Mend.

[02:26:37] You need to let him like some kind of duplication spell.

[02:26:39] So just like an army of these like,

[02:26:41] Mend.

[02:26:42] Mend.

[02:26:42] In like reverb.

[02:26:43] Yeah.

[02:26:46] DBZ clone technique situation.

[02:26:50] Yeah.

[02:26:50] So yeah, within about an hour, an hour and a half, the ship is docking on a tower at the edge of...

[02:26:57] ...at a...

[02:26:59] ...House Leandar terminus in Gatherhold.

[02:27:03] Okay.

[02:27:04] And you can see the train out in the distance.

[02:27:06] It's lightning like sparking off of the front as it's coming down the track along the shore...

[02:27:12] ...along the lake.

[02:27:14] Okay.

[02:27:15] Okay.

[02:27:18] She notices me, and I'm pretty noticeable.

[02:27:21] Well, here's the thing. You know the apartment.

[02:27:23] You know where the apartment is.

[02:27:25] Oh, that's true. We can just be waiting in the apartment.

[02:27:28] Okay, that's a good point.

[02:27:29] You look surprised to see me, Mr. Bond.

[02:27:32] We're the villains now.

[02:27:35] You can roll an arcana on those earrings.

[02:27:38] Okay.

[02:27:39] Do we have time to stop at a market?

[02:27:44] You probably have like half an hour.

[02:27:47] Okay, we need a hairless cat if you be petting.

[02:27:50] They do have hairless cats in Gatherhold.

[02:27:55] Those like...

[02:27:57] They're like a desert cat.

[02:28:00] Total 21.

[02:28:01] Okay.