(D&D5e) Eberron: Ashat's Adventurers - Episode 4: The Forgotten Relic Part3

[00:00:00] During the last war, when the Elves of Aeronol annexed Valinar from Seir, the Asshot Ranch

[00:00:11] stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:14] At the end of the last war, when the morning creeped across Seir, decimating all in its

[00:00:21] path, the Asshot Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:27] Now five years after the last war, Mama Abi of the Asshot Ranch stands defiant but hopeful

[00:00:37] with plans for a future for wayward Seiren survivors.

[00:00:42] She'll need help in this new expansion, help from friends and found family, help from Asshot's

[00:00:50] adventurers.

[00:00:57] Hi, and welcome to One Less Die, a D&D fifth-ed actual play podcast. We're playing Eberron,

[00:01:07] the Ass Hats, or Asshot's adventurers. Let's go around the table because we have a new

[00:01:14] person.

[00:01:15] We do.

[00:01:16] So starting with Dave.

[00:01:17] Cool, that's me. I'm Dave. I'm playing Copper, the Warforged Artificer, who has

[00:01:23] a Warforged Artificer Battlesmith, who has an APEC companion named Rob, who has a clockwork

[00:01:31] sacred nerd. He has a health potion and his little keg around his neck. I made him a puppy

[00:01:43] because later on they get an upgrade, so when he's an upgrade he'll grow.

[00:01:48] I made five monster crowns.

[00:01:51] Yeah, basically I'll just rework them. Yeah, I have a Warhammer and a Hand Cross Build

[00:01:57] in the shield and yeah, I'm Ex City Guard from the city of Tronich which was in...

[00:02:05] Sear.

[00:02:06] Sear before it became the Mornlunds, which I witnessed.

[00:02:08] You took two steps out of Sear?

[00:02:11] Mornlunds happened.

[00:02:12] Yep.

[00:02:13] You did this.

[00:02:14] Yeah, I was totally me, yeah.

[00:02:17] Don't let anybody know that.

[00:02:20] No, never. And then visually Warforged are stone, metal and wood, so the inside is like

[00:02:27] a dark wood kind of color. Stone just sort of like a dark granite kind of stone and the

[00:02:32] metal is copper, depends on the name. He has one eye that's red, one eye that's

[00:02:36] blue. The red one is his right eye, I think I said, because all Warforged when they

[00:02:42] go through the assembly line, their default is right-handed. But for some reason when they

[00:02:48] were making him, he was really trying to be left-handed, just the programming of them

[00:02:51] and it was breaking everything. They kept him for an entire year trying to fix it and

[00:02:55] they were like, fuck it, let's just send them out. But because they were trying

[00:02:57] to force the right-handedness through him, they fucked up the right eye and cracked

[00:03:02] it and made it red. I'm left-handed, that's why I want to make him left-handed.

[00:03:06] Yeah.

[00:03:07] And that's...

[00:03:08] I was just saying, he dug up some lore that apparently they are right-handed in the assembly line.

[00:03:13] I didn't.

[00:03:14] Oh, you just made that up?

[00:03:15] Dude, everything's right-handed always.

[00:03:17] That's fair, yeah, that's fair.

[00:03:19] Except for Link.

[00:03:20] Yeah.

[00:03:21] Except for that Wii version, but we don't talk about that one.

[00:03:25] The Wii version, they basically mirrored the entire game.

[00:03:30] That's fine. If one of the links isn't right-handed, that's fine.

[00:03:34] Alright, then we'll start with the other one that we know.

[00:03:37] Hi, I'm Aaron playing Fintan Polaris.

[00:03:40] You can call me Finn.

[00:03:42] I'm a Paladoc, which is a Paladin Warlock.

[00:03:46] Paladin Warlock makes perfect skills and magic.

[00:03:50] Sorry.

[00:03:52] I'm also a Kalashhtar.

[00:03:55] I was a Paladin of the Silver Flame and then I discovered that you can get some cool

[00:04:01] powers from other places.

[00:04:03] Yeah, like your mind.

[00:04:05] Like your brain's mind.

[00:04:06] My own brain's base.

[00:04:08] Kalashhtar basically just look human, right?

[00:04:10] Yeah.

[00:04:12] There's some alien quality about them.

[00:04:14] But I'm a Kalashhtar who doesn't know that he's a Kalashhtar.

[00:04:20] I just get my weird dream memory things and that's pretty neat.

[00:04:26] My character plays Bunnies and Burrows.

[00:04:30] I thought it was Bunnies and Blips.

[00:04:32] Sorry, Bunnies and Blips.

[00:04:34] Get our two steps deep, Lore Wright.

[00:04:38] I wear studded leather armor, which is navy blue.

[00:04:43] Okay.

[00:04:45] And I have a wide brimmed flat toped hat, a whip and a rapier, which we realize makes

[00:04:54] me look an awful lot like Zorro.

[00:04:56] Yep.

[00:04:58] And I have a long bow.

[00:05:00] Oh, and I have a mage-bred donkey named Don Ke.

[00:05:07] Don Ke?

[00:05:09] Okay.

[00:05:11] And interesting, our newest player.

[00:05:14] Tyler, I'm playing Caster the Warforged Ranger.

[00:05:18] The end.

[00:05:21] Yeah, I'll say that's fine until we get to the very end of the fight.

[00:05:26] Yeah, because your introduction hasn't really happened yet.

[00:05:29] No, it really hasn't.

[00:05:31] So I'm just going to play with that.

[00:05:33] So knowing you, this could be a very long drawn out introduction.

[00:05:37] Or short, we'll just roll with it after that.

[00:05:41] Fuck that, I'm not going to help them.

[00:05:43] I'm just going to sit here and keep drinking my beer.

[00:05:45] Yeah, I'm in the service carriage.

[00:05:47] Sounds about right.

[00:05:49] See, yes, when last we left our two heroes, they were on a Sky Coach chasing a lightning rail out of Sharn.

[00:05:58] That Sky Coach that we stole from criminals, obviously from criminals.

[00:06:03] Yeah.

[00:06:05] And you were chasing criminals because you're chasing the boss of the Dask cells that were kind of just causing you guys all sorts of trouble for the last like 15 hours or so that we've been taking to do this.

[00:06:23] You guys were here for Griffin eggs, and then you've kind of fallen into Sharn's machinations.

[00:06:29] So we left you guys on your Sky Coach trailing the lightning rail as it leaves Sharn for the next town over Roat.

[00:06:40] So yeah, how do you guys want to get on?

[00:06:43] Where and how do you guys want to hop onto the lightning rail and find Gaara, the half-ogreous?

[00:06:51] Use your legs.

[00:06:53] That's a good idea.

[00:06:54] I'm going to use my legs.

[00:06:56] Cool, you jump off and die.

[00:06:58] You could catch the rail.

[00:07:01] No seriously, what do you want to do?

[00:07:03] Do you want to jump?

[00:07:04] You want to just like, okay, so you're going to try and hop onto the train?

[00:07:07] Sorry, we're doing a train chase.

[00:07:09] Yeah.

[00:07:10] So obviously we need to pull up beside it, behind it, at the caboose.

[00:07:16] And then jump onto the railing at the back of the caboose.

[00:07:20] I will either that or we have to jump onto the top.

[00:07:24] On top, yeah.

[00:07:25] I will just want to bring up so the lightning rail,

[00:07:29] can you give me a second?

[00:07:31] I want to quickly find out where the, what the,

[00:07:37] what the hell does it have for like the train?

[00:07:40] Like what all the cars are on the train?

[00:07:47] What the hell is it?

[00:07:50] Oh wait, why are you looking that up?

[00:07:52] I started playing PA2 recently here.

[00:07:55] I don't know if you'd like the game itself,

[00:07:57] but you would like what like weapons you can take.

[00:07:59] Like for example, there's bladed throwing cards.

[00:08:02] That is outstanding.

[00:08:04] And you carry like 25 of them into the mission with you.

[00:08:08] That's outstanding.

[00:08:10] You could, if you get the DLC, that's with the cheap right now,

[00:08:14] there's a Western pack so you can have the lever action rifle.

[00:08:17] You could have like, you have one of those.

[00:08:20] There's a double barrel shotgun.

[00:08:22] I have one of those too.

[00:08:23] There's an over under double barrel shotgun.

[00:08:25] That's what I have.

[00:08:26] Yeah.

[00:08:27] There's like old school revolvers probably.

[00:08:29] They might be single action armies.

[00:08:32] I'm not 100% sure.

[00:08:33] I've looked too deep into it.

[00:08:34] Probably, but I don't have one of those.

[00:08:36] But I do like them.

[00:08:38] There's like five or six different magnums

[00:08:40] and they're all the wieldable I think.

[00:08:42] So there are ten cars on the lightning rail.

[00:08:46] There's the helm car which is at the front

[00:08:48] where the bound elemental is.

[00:08:50] There's the first class car, a galley car, a dining car,

[00:08:54] two standard cars, two sleeper cars,

[00:08:57] a steerage car and a cargo car which is the caboose at the end.

[00:09:01] And a par-tree.

[00:09:02] A par-tree.

[00:09:03] Yes.

[00:09:04] So you guys are hopping in onto the carriage caboose car.

[00:09:08] Okay.

[00:09:09] Okay.

[00:09:10] Okay.

[00:09:12] So, yeah.

[00:09:14] Roll...

[00:09:15] There's any dice because you're...

[00:09:17] If you're going to try to hop onto the rally

[00:09:19] you've got to roll in athletics.

[00:09:21] I can do that.

[00:09:23] I'm proficient in that.

[00:09:24] Actually it would be acrobatics.

[00:09:26] Because it's more...

[00:09:28] Because it's climbing.

[00:09:33] Can't we choose between them?

[00:09:35] I guess you can.

[00:09:36] Yeah, you go to the final.

[00:09:37] That'll be nice.

[00:09:38] Let's go.

[00:09:46] 13.

[00:09:47] Okay.

[00:09:49] Alright.

[00:09:50] It was a terrible spin.

[00:09:51] You are dangling...

[00:09:52] You got like...

[00:09:54] You jumped off and you're just dangling with one arm

[00:09:57] like kind of...

[00:09:59] You can get a full grip on it.

[00:10:01] Okay, so...

[00:10:02] How's the Warforks do?

[00:10:04] You said acrobatics or does it matter?

[00:10:06] I'll try athletics.

[00:10:09] Both are equally valid in this.

[00:10:11] One's a running long jump and the other one's a somersault.

[00:10:14] Yeah, basically.

[00:10:16] How do you want to land this shit?

[00:10:17] Running longswords.

[00:10:18] Well, 19.

[00:10:19] That's nice.

[00:10:20] Plus four.

[00:10:21] So, yeah, you leap over the...

[00:10:23] You parkour over the railing and like...

[00:10:25] As he's just like dangling with one arm

[00:10:27] from the speeds.

[00:10:29] And you're perfectly fine so you can help him up.

[00:10:31] I could.

[00:10:32] Yeah.

[00:10:34] I open the door and go in without him.

[00:10:36] That is a decision.

[00:10:38] No, I'll open them up.

[00:10:41] You go to like...

[00:10:42] Oh, we'll see buddy.

[00:10:47] Alright, so yeah, you check the door?

[00:10:49] Yes, it's locked.

[00:10:51] It's actually unlocked.

[00:10:52] Cool.

[00:10:53] Because why would...

[00:10:55] Would they really expect somebody to like just

[00:10:57] hop onto the train at lightning rail?

[00:10:59] That's a problem in western movies they've seen.

[00:11:01] What was that?

[00:11:03] Cartoon, weird kids.

[00:11:04] The cowboys in space

[00:11:06] with laser horses.

[00:11:09] It was called cowboys in space.

[00:11:10] Oh, um...

[00:11:14] Bravestar.

[00:11:16] Is it?

[00:11:17] Yeah, I think it's Bravestar.

[00:11:18] It sounds about right here.

[00:11:19] Fuck.

[00:11:22] It's obscure as fuck.

[00:11:23] It's really obscure.

[00:11:24] Don't worry.

[00:11:25] Pretty obscure.

[00:11:26] The only reason I know it is because I watched a compilation...

[00:11:28] Several compilation videos on YouTube of like

[00:11:30] 90s and 80s like Saturn and Mark cartoons.

[00:11:32] Like just the intros.

[00:11:33] Yeah, just the intros to them.

[00:11:36] Wow.

[00:11:37] Or the cowman of Umesa.

[00:11:39] I do recall that.

[00:11:42] But yeah, so you get...

[00:11:43] You help him up and you check the door

[00:11:45] and it is unlocked.

[00:11:47] However, as you get inside

[00:11:50] you quickly hear the sounds of

[00:11:52] there's somebody walking down the main row

[00:11:56] checking the cargo and such.

[00:11:59] So, do you want to just confront them?

[00:12:01] Or do you want to hide?

[00:12:02] Do we see them?

[00:12:03] Yeah, well you can hear them

[00:12:04] and you look up and they're down the other end of the car.

[00:12:10] What are they?

[00:12:11] They are just a Ubrellish human.

[00:12:14] They appear to be in like a House Orion suit.

[00:12:17] Like a...

[00:12:18] They look like they work here?

[00:12:19] Yeah.

[00:12:20] Okay.

[00:12:21] So I'm on one of the carts right now?

[00:12:22] You're on one of the carts.

[00:12:23] Where do you want to be?

[00:12:24] I'll be in this cart.

[00:12:26] Okay, you need that.

[00:12:28] Covered in dust?

[00:12:30] Okay.

[00:12:31] So you snuck aboard because you weren't paying the 58 gold...

[00:12:33] I've been there for a very long time.

[00:12:35] It is 58 gold for the cheapest car in this...

[00:12:40] So you could have snuck aboard.

[00:12:42] I need you to roll a stealth check.

[00:12:47] So, D20?

[00:12:48] D20 and then plus if you have a modifier in it.

[00:12:52] Everything's D20 except when it's not.

[00:12:54] It just damage.

[00:12:56] It's a D20 plus your proficiency bonus which is plus two.

[00:12:59] Plus your...

[00:13:00] For crying out loud.

[00:13:01] Whatever the ability is.

[00:13:04] I had that calculated and I did not forget.

[00:13:09] What's your guys' pass of...

[00:13:10] 11?

[00:13:11] 11?

[00:13:12] What's your pass of perceptions?

[00:13:13] 12?

[00:13:14] Okay, what's your pass of perception?

[00:13:15] 14.

[00:13:16] 14.

[00:13:17] 14.

[00:13:18] You guys both also notice there's a...

[00:13:19] There's a halfling-sized warforge currently like huddled.

[00:13:25] On one of the top of the cargo...

[00:13:26] Some of the cargo like...

[00:13:28] Basically they're like travel trunks.

[00:13:30] The top of it?

[00:13:31] Yeah, just covered in dust.

[00:13:32] Yeah, just covered in dust.

[00:13:33] Okay.

[00:13:34] Like you look like you're dead.

[00:13:35] Yeah, exactly.

[00:13:36] Okay.

[00:13:37] In fact, actually that's where the worker is like checking.

[00:13:42] It's like, hey!

[00:13:43] Oi!

[00:13:44] Oi!

[00:13:45] You there!

[00:13:46] What are you doing there?

[00:13:47] He's just poking at you.

[00:13:48] I think I'm just gonna make a whirring sound.

[00:13:52] Goddamn clankers.

[00:13:53] Come on.

[00:13:54] With that I sneak up behind him and snack his neck.

[00:13:57] Do you?

[00:13:58] How dare he insult me?

[00:13:59] Do you do?

[00:14:00] I'll sneak up behind him and maybe he incoherently does it.

[00:14:01] I'm sorry, before you do that you need to audibly assess his breath potential.

[00:14:07] Yes.

[00:14:08] Right.

[00:14:09] Roll a will-save check.

[00:14:10] No, we'll just do it.

[00:14:11] I don't care.

[00:14:12] Okay.

[00:14:13] We'll say a wisdom-save.

[00:14:14] I don't know.

[00:14:15] It's something to do with his racism.

[00:14:17] I find your racism is potentially...

[00:14:23] threatening and might spread across the world.

[00:14:26] Racism level, yellow.

[00:14:29] Do you use a color system or a number system?

[00:14:33] We haven't even met yet.

[00:14:35] Would you just say what you find threatening about them?

[00:14:39] If I find anything threatening, yeah.

[00:14:41] Face ugly, threatening.

[00:14:43] Threat my eyes.

[00:14:45] To my eyes.

[00:14:47] Yeah, he's just like, what?

[00:14:50] You're not supposed to be here, are you?

[00:14:54] You have a ticket?

[00:14:55] Let me tell you about the glory of a shot.

[00:14:58] Your shot.

[00:14:59] No.

[00:15:00] Roll a new character.

[00:15:03] That was great.

[00:15:06] Yeah, this man appears to be wearing a conductor's outfit with the livery of House of Rhine.

[00:15:14] And he's asking for your ticket.

[00:15:16] I'm wondering what the hell you're doing in the back of the carriage space.

[00:15:19] Right here.

[00:15:21] I'll put your ticket.

[00:15:23] No, I got his ticket right here.

[00:15:25] Is that the writ?

[00:15:27] The writ.

[00:15:28] Oh yeah, we do have that.

[00:15:30] What?

[00:15:32] Are you here for him?

[00:15:34] Is he a criminal?

[00:15:35] He points to the halfling-sized Warforged opponent.

[00:15:38] I'm not even sure he works.

[00:15:40] You see all the dust on him?

[00:15:42] Are you alive, sir?

[00:15:45] No response there.

[00:15:47] Or Madam?

[00:15:49] Yeah, we don't judge.

[00:15:51] Okay, four-charging.

[00:15:53] You can present however you want.

[00:15:57] There are several female presenting and male presenting once in a while.

[00:16:00] In that case, I'm just two breasts.

[00:16:02] I'm not sure.

[00:16:04] I'm not officially in.

[00:16:07] Speaking of which, Chris, at some point I want to upgrade my armor.

[00:16:11] I really want to breast, please.

[00:16:17] I asked for this tonight.

[00:16:19] Yeah, you did.

[00:16:21] Okay, so you hand the writ to the guy that reads it.

[00:16:25] And he's like, oh, what do you need, sir?

[00:16:29] We're searching for a...

[00:16:33] What's the word?

[00:16:35] Fugitive.

[00:16:37] Fugitive, that's the word. Fugitive.

[00:16:39] We're here for a fugitive.

[00:16:41] She's...

[00:16:43] Well, you have the threat assessment.

[00:16:47] You go ahead and tell him.

[00:16:49] What was she? Half troll?

[00:16:51] Half ogre.

[00:16:52] Half ogre, named Gara.

[00:16:54] She's a half ogre named Gara that we've tailed to this train.

[00:16:58] Have you seen her here?

[00:17:00] I haven't seen it myself, but we can check the registry down below.

[00:17:03] I've done a couple of cards.

[00:17:05] Alright, lead the way.

[00:17:07] Yes.

[00:17:08] Sir works fine.

[00:17:10] I'm going to make a perception check.

[00:17:14] See if I see anything valuable in this card on the way past.

[00:17:18] Okay.

[00:17:19] Well, perceptions.

[00:17:21] Try to go to town.

[00:17:23] That's true.

[00:17:24] We need funding.

[00:17:25] And anybody who's wealthy enough to take this train

[00:17:28] is wealthy enough to lose some shit.

[00:17:31] Fair.

[00:17:32] What variable that dusty old warforged is?

[00:17:35] Not very.

[00:17:37] I forgot that it was risky here, but am I allowed to have a pet as a ranger?

[00:17:43] That would have been Beastmaster.

[00:17:45] Okay.

[00:17:46] Shit.

[00:17:47] You can change it now. You haven't done anything yet.

[00:17:49] It's true.

[00:17:50] I was just talking about a squirrel.

[00:17:52] Oh, that guy?

[00:17:53] Do you have a handle animal skill?

[00:17:55] Well, yes. I've animal handling before.

[00:17:58] Yes, you can have a pet squirrel.

[00:18:00] Yes, I have a squirrel.

[00:18:01] The whole time I did.

[00:18:03] What are you guys looking at?

[00:18:04] You were sleeping behind you. We didn't see him.

[00:18:06] This one's yours.

[00:18:07] Oh, I'm probably going to get it.

[00:18:08] Thank you.

[00:18:09] Let's put a squirrel in my inventory here.

[00:18:12] Let me just check and see if there's any stats for rodents.

[00:18:18] There is for rats.

[00:18:20] Probably not for squirrels.

[00:18:22] That's close enough.

[00:18:26] No, not for squirrels.

[00:18:27] But just use the stats for rat.

[00:18:29] Rat stats.

[00:18:30] Okay.

[00:18:32] That's a name, rat stats.

[00:18:34] Rat stats?

[00:18:37] Actually, also just for shit's sake,

[00:18:39] I do want one of you guys to roll with advantage

[00:18:42] because of the RIT persuasion test.

[00:18:44] Probably him because he did all the talking with the RIT.

[00:18:46] To make sure that you guys are actually on the up and up.

[00:18:49] I was just saying it with the false persuasion.

[00:18:51] 22 on my...

[00:18:52] That was exactly persuasion anyway.

[00:18:53] No.

[00:18:54] It was a 22 on my perception test.

[00:18:58] That's not so awesome.

[00:19:02] It's because it didn't spin very long.

[00:19:04] It has to charge up the good roll.

[00:19:07] So 13 plus...

[00:19:11] Sorry, persuasion?

[00:19:12] Yep.

[00:19:13] 13 plus 3 plus 2.

[00:19:15] Okay, so 18.

[00:19:17] Okay, 18.

[00:19:19] He buys it then.

[00:19:21] He'll take you guys down to the registry to find and see what guard is.

[00:19:24] As you're walking past the dusty warforge on the trunk,

[00:19:29] he's actually lying down on a nice old trunk with gold filigree.

[00:19:37] And it has...

[00:19:38] Sexy like?

[00:19:41] Sexy and dusty.

[00:19:44] Someone told him to hold that pose for a painting

[00:19:46] and he just never stopped.

[00:19:48] Maybe one of your French girls.

[00:19:51] Yeah, it's got a Falcon insignia on the thing.

[00:19:55] It looks like some kind of noble family.

[00:19:58] Like a trunk.

[00:19:59] Okay.

[00:20:00] And yeah, it probably has some goodies in it.

[00:20:05] It's a nice travel trunk.

[00:20:09] I'll look to you and nod like I get it that you're going to loot the place.

[00:20:13] You're just like, come with me sir.

[00:20:17] Okay, so how are you going to...

[00:20:19] But he's on top of it.

[00:20:20] Like on the lid.

[00:20:21] Okay.

[00:20:23] I'm making you interact with me.

[00:20:26] I'm going to poke it at the little warforge and see if it's...

[00:20:30] Here you should have named toaster.

[00:20:32] What's that?

[00:20:33] The toaster you should have named.

[00:20:36] We can nickname him wherever we want.

[00:20:39] Nothing happens.

[00:20:41] Okay.

[00:20:43] The warforge is a field.

[00:20:45] Would the squirrel try to defend you?

[00:20:47] The squirrel's in there.

[00:20:49] Okay, so the squirrel is in where?

[00:20:51] In the car.

[00:20:53] Okay, so yeah.

[00:20:54] So the squirrel appears on his shoulder.

[00:20:56] Like, are you facing toward him?

[00:21:00] Or are you like facing away from the...

[00:21:02] I'm facing toward.

[00:21:03] Okay, so he's alone.

[00:21:04] Okay.

[00:21:05] Yeah, there's a squirrel that kind of like leaps up from behind him and just like sort of like freaks out at you.

[00:21:11] Goddamn squirrels.

[00:21:12] Draw an arrow.

[00:21:15] I am kind of hungry.

[00:21:18] No, no, no.

[00:21:19] Just try to shoo him away and see if I can shush him to be quiet.

[00:21:24] Do I have animal handling?

[00:21:28] I do not.

[00:21:29] That is a wisdom test.

[00:21:33] There we go.

[00:21:34] That's a good spin.

[00:21:35] Until you shook the table.

[00:21:36] That looks like a seven.

[00:21:38] It is a seven.

[00:21:39] Plus two.

[00:21:40] Nine.

[00:21:41] The squirrel is adamant to not touch the warforge.

[00:21:45] Okay, then I'll just lift the lid of the chest.

[00:21:48] Okay.

[00:21:49] If you are conscious at all...

[00:21:52] I'm a warforge.

[00:21:53] You're a small warforge.

[00:21:54] Yeah, you're a small warforge.

[00:21:56] So if you and like they're basically a little bit heavier than like a regular person.

[00:21:59] So if he's short, he's the weight of a regular person?

[00:22:02] Yeah.

[00:22:03] So yeah, you lift up.

[00:22:05] Yeah, if you're unconscious at all, you topple backward into the wall of the car.

[00:22:10] Okay.

[00:22:11] Okay.

[00:22:12] In the hide and the chest.

[00:22:13] You have to follow the club.

[00:22:14] Okay.

[00:22:15] Okay, alright.

[00:22:17] You're just staying in rag doll mode right now.

[00:22:19] Yeah.

[00:22:20] Alright.

[00:22:21] And inside you find 600 gold in a large pouch and several nice pants.

[00:22:31] Wow.

[00:22:32] And pantaloons and dress shirts.

[00:22:36] Okay, is the conductor...

[00:22:38] He's already pushed them back down through the door to the next car.

[00:22:42] Oh, fucking right.

[00:22:43] Alright, stuff those pants in my pack real quick.

[00:22:46] Okay.

[00:22:47] And uh, those bags could be so fucking heavy.

[00:22:52] Maybe as I like win to you, I like drop my bag of holding.

[00:22:56] You look over it's like, oh he dropped his bag of holding.

[00:22:59] Oh fantastic.

[00:23:00] Okay.

[00:23:01] Alright, I'll start scooping gold into this.

[00:23:04] You know that warforge might be useful.

[00:23:08] Maybe you should stuff him in the...

[00:23:10] It's not a bad idea.

[00:23:11] I was actually thinking about that.

[00:23:13] You know, I wonder if he's repairable.

[00:23:15] I bet my artifice or friend could probably fix him if he's broken.

[00:23:19] Also it's a character we're running into.

[00:23:21] You should be trying to hire him.

[00:23:22] But he's not talking.

[00:23:24] He's not talking.

[00:23:25] He's inactive.

[00:23:26] It's like basically like an inactive machine.

[00:23:28] Yeah.

[00:23:29] Okay, I'll just keep scooping money in there.

[00:23:32] Okay.

[00:23:33] It was a big money bag.

[00:23:35] It was like a bag of holding.

[00:23:37] Close the lid and start shoving the chest.

[00:23:41] Bag of holding.

[00:23:42] The chest is worth something.

[00:23:44] You do see that on the inside there's a tag, like a name tag for who owns it.

[00:23:53] It's common, but the language is common.

[00:23:58] Do you want to read it or do you want to rip it off and not look at it?

[00:24:01] But it has a kind of a...

[00:24:03] It kind of reminds me of the script of the common is that it kind of like cursive like

[00:24:08] you see in somewhere like the Lazarus principality.

[00:24:11] It is for a family...

[00:24:16] You don't really get Bella Twillow.

[00:24:19] Is the name again?

[00:24:21] Sounds kind of familiar.

[00:24:22] You're not sure why.

[00:24:23] Can I roll a history check?

[00:24:25] Yeah.

[00:24:29] Whoa!

[00:24:30] That was horrible.

[00:24:32] That's a 19 though.

[00:24:33] That's a 19.

[00:24:34] Go with it.

[00:24:35] Totally meant to do that.

[00:24:37] And I'm proficient in it, so that'll be 23.

[00:24:42] Holy shit, Bella Twillow is the name of the owner of the...

[00:24:46] Sorry, of the criminal that owned the Skycara coach you guys are currently...

[00:24:51] You guys looted from the Sky Tower.

[00:24:55] So what's the criminals?

[00:24:57] No, I'm saying that because he...

[00:24:58] Because I believe that they're criminals.

[00:25:00] You saw that on the paperwork that you burned while they were getting things set up for the Sky Coach to start flying.

[00:25:07] Perfect.

[00:25:08] Okay.

[00:25:09] And then I'm just stealing from horrible people.

[00:25:12] There's still only one family after us.

[00:25:17] And as you shove the trunk into there, you see the deactivated Warforks.

[00:25:21] Okay, you know what?

[00:25:23] Maybe my Warforks friend could use a buddy.

[00:25:26] I'll start putting his foot in the...

[00:25:28] The squirrel tries to fight you ineffectually.

[00:25:31] I'll put the squirrel in their shoes.

[00:25:33] If he's your friend, that's cool. You can stay with him.

[00:25:35] How much... everything?

[00:25:37] It's like two hours.

[00:25:39] No, it's like ten hours.

[00:25:41] Well, that's two.

[00:25:42] But for every person you cut the remaining time in half or something.

[00:25:47] And it's a squirrel, so it's a tiny diminutive creature.

[00:25:53] So it requires maybe a tenth the error that we do.

[00:25:58] So it's fine.

[00:25:59] There's like a days worth of error in there for that thing.

[00:26:03] Okay, so it goes in and the squirrel goes into the bag of holding.

[00:26:09] Warforks goes in the bag of holding.

[00:26:11] The entire chest goes in there.

[00:26:13] Well that went in first.

[00:26:14] Yeah, alright, so you're...

[00:26:16] I'm inside of a bag.

[00:26:21] Let me know when you want to interact in the game.

[00:26:24] He's a pocket party murderer.

[00:26:25] That's probably enough to wake me the fuck up though.

[00:26:27] He'd be thrown into a magical bag.

[00:26:32] If you want to wake up now, that would be a good time.

[00:26:34] Okay, so the first word is in a mind-boggling order.

[00:26:37] What the fuck?

[00:26:39] I think it's like...

[00:26:42] So around you there's a dino hide.

[00:26:45] There's a hide of a dinosaur in there.

[00:26:47] There's a couple of goblin bucklers, although we gave them to the Warforks, right?

[00:26:52] So that's probably not in there anymore.

[00:26:53] There's Russie Padlock.

[00:26:54] There's 203 abronis in there, in a chest as well.

[00:26:59] There's a chest of 600 gold that looks familiar to me.

[00:27:02] Yeah, it was a bet earlier.

[00:27:03] There's a bunch of random gold all over the place.

[00:27:06] There's a feather token.

[00:27:07] There's a long bow.

[00:27:10] You're just gonna steal like shit.

[00:27:11] Four short bows, four quivers, four short swords.

[00:27:13] There's another short sword.

[00:27:17] Plus some tools and some ammo.

[00:27:20] And your squirrel.

[00:27:21] Yeah, my squirrel.

[00:27:23] But other than that, you can't see much.

[00:27:25] What is the inside of a...

[00:27:27] Very dark.

[00:27:28] Okay.

[00:27:29] It's just a dark expanse.

[00:27:31] I should make sure to put a light in there next time.

[00:27:35] But yeah, you hear something muffled as you start zipping it up or like tying it up.

[00:27:43] It's okay, you squirrely little bastard.

[00:27:45] We'll let you out soon.

[00:27:46] I have a question now.

[00:27:47] The way the Beg a holding works is...

[00:27:49] Yeah, that's the stupidest sounding voice I've ever heard.

[00:27:53] The way I can...

[00:27:54] Oh, mind and story.

[00:27:55] I must be speaking to Squirrel in correct voice.

[00:27:58] Yeah, see his speech is the worst one I've ever heard.

[00:28:02] The way a Beg a holding works is for me to reach in and grab something,

[00:28:04] I have to know it's in there.

[00:28:05] So if I don't know he's in there,

[00:28:07] will he just be in there forever?

[00:28:09] Until Aaron goes on?

[00:28:11] No, because as a sentient creature who is aware that they're in a bag of holding,

[00:28:17] you can get yourself out.

[00:28:19] Oh, okay.

[00:28:20] Which is what I'm trying to do now.

[00:28:22] Okay, so then...

[00:28:24] So you go to open it and it's like...

[00:28:26] It's like...

[00:28:28] Trying to pull yourself out.

[00:28:29] Climbing off me.

[00:28:31] That would be the point where I'm just like grabbing the first thing

[00:28:33] I could possibly get to climb out.

[00:28:35] If it happens to be him.

[00:28:37] Yeah, you're probably grabbing his collar of a shirt.

[00:28:39] Do you have a beard?

[00:28:40] He's a bag of holding and I'd have hooked it to my belt.

[00:28:45] So he's grabbing onto your pants.

[00:28:48] Yes, my pants.

[00:28:50] I'll be piecing.

[00:28:51] Let me just grab onto this rope here.

[00:28:56] This big thick beard.

[00:28:59] He got it.

[00:29:00] He got to tug it good.

[00:29:04] This must be a man chanted rope of hardening.

[00:29:11] I think somebody just cut off the last inch though.

[00:29:15] It's like we're playing D&D in high school again.

[00:29:18] That's what you wanted, right?

[00:29:22] So yeah, you guys...

[00:29:24] You climb through and grab onto his pants.

[00:29:27] Is that what we're calling it?

[00:29:29] Yeah, or his pants.

[00:29:30] That's its name.

[00:29:32] Yeah, sure.

[00:29:34] Your pants are getting tugged.

[00:29:39] Not that way!

[00:29:45] What do you see? He's reaching up and grabbing his collar.

[00:29:47] I did, I tried.

[00:29:52] And we kill Aaron.

[00:29:57] Working out as an old man sucks.

[00:30:03] Alright, alright.

[00:30:04] Once I see there's somebody trying to climb out of the bag of holding,

[00:30:07] I'll grab his arm and help pull him out.

[00:30:14] Sorry, I wasn't sure you were even really working alive.

[00:30:19] I really don't know what the correct adjectives are.

[00:30:26] You're talking about adjectives?

[00:30:28] You just stuffed a random warforge into a bag of holding?

[00:30:32] Sometimes we keep tea in there so one might say tea bagged you.

[00:30:36] Lucky I don't stuff you in the bag.

[00:30:38] I'm just gonna go back to the space where I was at and just sit.

[00:30:41] Idiot.

[00:30:42] Okay.

[00:30:45] Do you want your swirl back?

[00:30:47] That's what I assume is already out with me.

[00:30:50] He's looking very defiant.

[00:30:53] You see that as you're sitting there with your arms crossed?

[00:30:55] Yeah, exactly.

[00:30:56] Imagine the swirl sitting there with his arms crossed.

[00:30:59] I'm here with a warforged and he seemed interested in your story

[00:31:03] because you're kind of prototype-ish.

[00:31:07] What the? Is that a short joke?

[00:31:10] Yes.

[00:31:12] Wow.

[00:31:13] I mean not really a joke, but yes it was a comment on your size.

[00:31:18] He's left-handed.

[00:31:22] I don't care.

[00:31:26] Left-handed.

[00:31:29] Pew!

[00:31:31] Okay.

[00:31:33] Okay, alright.

[00:31:36] Cool.

[00:31:37] Well, you enjoy the other package cart then?

[00:31:42] Well I'll try and recruit him to Ashat.

[00:31:46] Yes we'll see you later.

[00:31:49] I do have a giant chest of gold in there but that's cool.

[00:31:53] That's cool.

[00:31:55] How many words did you just speak?

[00:31:57] Far too many.

[00:31:58] Far too many too much.

[00:32:00] Keep walking.

[00:32:02] Okay.

[00:32:03] Okay.

[00:32:04] Alright, keep walking.

[00:32:07] I have a chest of 600 gold now.

[00:32:09] Yeah, really?

[00:32:10] We can cut away to the next cart.

[00:32:12] Stealthjack.

[00:32:15] I rolled a two.

[00:32:17] Nice.

[00:32:18] Plus my dexterity, like it's a five, seven.

[00:32:21] Plus your perversions here.

[00:32:22] So you start walking down that way and then you just...

[00:32:28] I forgot to name a stealth mode.

[00:32:33] Turn back around.

[00:32:34] Let me try that again.

[00:32:36] And we cut over to the other cart.

[00:32:38] 19.

[00:32:40] Okay, so we cut away to the other cart.

[00:32:42] I'm gonna blame Chitter in my squirrel.

[00:32:44] On T failed stealth check.

[00:32:46] Those suckers are so loud.

[00:32:48] Went moose hunting in the fall.

[00:32:51] Moose, bears, wolves, coyotes.

[00:32:54] They're all so fucking quiet in the woods.

[00:32:56] So you've noticed things in the fucking woods are chipmunks and squirrels.

[00:33:06] So you go to the end of the steerage carriage.

[00:33:09] The first, the last...

[00:33:11] The second the last one.

[00:33:13] So you go past the cargo, you go through the cargo doors,

[00:33:18] go through the steerage carriage or cart.

[00:33:22] And that's where there's a booth or a terminal.

[00:33:25] Or like a desk where they were the conductors organized.

[00:33:31] There's actually another conductor there.

[00:33:32] Who's that?

[00:33:34] Oh, he's with the watch.

[00:33:36] He was in the back there.

[00:33:38] Hey, do we have a...

[00:33:40] Do you have a Gaara on the registry?

[00:33:42] He's like, oh, let me take a look.

[00:33:43] And sure enough, they find that Gaara, a half ogre,

[00:33:49] booked a ticket on the Lightning Rail for first class.

[00:33:54] Of course she did.

[00:33:55] So she's at the very big gift run to the train.

[00:33:58] Got a lot of mooks and burn through to get there.

[00:34:01] I'm glad we have lots of magic spells.

[00:34:03] Right? So many of them reserve.

[00:34:05] And yeah, with the RIT and like you guys like a RAP is like,

[00:34:09] they say they will stop the train at the nearest...

[00:34:12] At the next small, like one of the smaller stops

[00:34:16] between Charon and Rote.

[00:34:18] And you guys can just walk right through the train.

[00:34:21] Okay.

[00:34:22] When's the next stop?

[00:34:23] 15 minutes.

[00:34:25] Okay.

[00:34:26] So you guys have 15 minutes and they will stop it

[00:34:28] at a small town somewhere between Charon and Rote.

[00:34:32] And you guys can talk to the guards there once you've captured Gaara.

[00:34:36] Is there any information on the registry where she was going

[00:34:38] or just that she's here?

[00:34:39] Just that she was going to Rote.

[00:34:41] She put the ticket from Charon to Rote.

[00:34:44] Okay.

[00:34:45] Rote is one of the larger...

[00:34:46] Another larger city deeper into Brelin territory.

[00:34:50] So...

[00:34:51] Okay.

[00:34:52] Yeah, so yeah.

[00:34:54] And eventually you catch up to him

[00:34:56] and find out this information.

[00:34:58] And you're in the shadows.

[00:35:00] Shadows.

[00:35:02] But the noise I've made,

[00:35:04] I've already assumed that he knows a following.

[00:35:06] So I'm just going to be like right behind him.

[00:35:08] I'm going to continue to pretend like I have no idea he's there.

[00:35:12] Good.

[00:35:13] Okay.

[00:35:14] And yeah, the...

[00:35:15] I'm going to tug on it.

[00:35:16] Do you wear a cloak?

[00:35:17] I do.

[00:35:18] Tug on your pants.

[00:35:20] You reach under his cloak and get his pants?

[00:35:22] Yes.

[00:35:23] Yeah.

[00:35:25] I'm not wearing any pants.

[00:35:29] It was never any pants.

[00:35:31] Bull.

[00:35:33] God.

[00:35:34] Yeah, so you guys can...

[00:35:36] Like legitimately, you guys have bypassed the main trouble of the lightning rail,

[00:35:41] which is the conductors.

[00:35:44] Say we can either just wait until they stop or just go up there now.

[00:35:50] Or at least get closer.

[00:35:51] And so waiting back here and then when it stops early, she freaks out.

[00:35:54] Let's get up there.

[00:35:55] Yeah.

[00:35:56] Okay.

[00:35:57] Let's get up there.

[00:35:58] So you guys are tugging?

[00:35:59] I'm going to poke around him and look at you.

[00:36:01] Oh hi.

[00:36:07] I was going to sort of tug on his pants again.

[00:36:09] I'm going to telepathically tell Copper that I'm aware that he's there.

[00:36:17] But I'm pretending like I don't see him because he was trying to be sneaky.

[00:36:22] Okay.

[00:36:23] You find... you know this.

[00:36:25] I would just slowly nod and say...

[00:36:30] You can communicate back telepathically.

[00:36:33] I can, but I have to say stuff aloud.

[00:36:35] When I meet a new creature.

[00:36:37] Oh right.

[00:36:38] Because I technically haven't met him.

[00:36:40] You have to predecess him.

[00:36:41] Your stealth abilities are low.

[00:36:43] Yeah.

[00:36:44] Your stealth abilities are pretty low.

[00:36:45] Your stealth abilities blow.

[00:36:46] Yes.

[00:36:48] Every type of nature makes you unpredictable.

[00:36:52] Designation caster, soldier.

[00:36:55] You have a read of your name and everything.

[00:36:58] I see when we first think of this...

[00:37:00] I was thinking of the terminators, like threat assessment things.

[00:37:05] Shitty.

[00:37:07] Fuck you asshole.

[00:37:11] Okay.

[00:37:12] So you guys just start walking through the cars.

[00:37:15] Unless we're going to jump on the roof.

[00:37:18] We really don't need to.

[00:37:19] You guys again, you guys have the writ.

[00:37:21] You guys can bypass the conductors.

[00:37:24] Alright, you go through the sleeper cars.

[00:37:26] Would be cool.

[00:37:27] It would be.

[00:37:28] Yeah.

[00:37:29] As you go through the...

[00:37:30] Well, right on the roof on the way back to the shot, baby.

[00:37:32] Okay.

[00:37:33] As you go by...

[00:37:34] I'm following like a lost child right now.

[00:37:35] Yeah, that's fine.

[00:37:36] Okay.

[00:37:37] There's a couple of women in the galley car that...

[00:37:39] Aw.

[00:37:40] I didn't see a baby walk forward.

[00:37:43] No, there's a little...

[00:37:44] There's another child that's like,

[00:37:46] Mommy, I didn't know they made babies.

[00:37:49] I heard one part now.

[00:37:51] I'm going to give them the nod like,

[00:37:53] Ma'am.

[00:37:55] You have a deeper voice than all of us.

[00:37:56] Yeah, right?

[00:37:57] Bye.

[00:38:00] You guys go past the galley car all the way to the front.

[00:38:03] To the first class.

[00:38:04] What are you talking about?

[00:38:05] I have plenty of deep voice.

[00:38:09] So yeah.

[00:38:11] The characters peer into the foremost cabin of the first class car.

[00:38:16] An eight foot tall muscular woman with a tusked protruding jaw lounges on a couch.

[00:38:22] He's got tusked protruding breasts.

[00:38:25] God damn it.

[00:38:26] He's like, here we go.

[00:38:30] There's the nine-game viewers.

[00:38:32] They're thinking not the kind of game.

[00:38:35] With a tusked protruding jaw,

[00:38:38] but lounges on a couch in a luxury passenger car.

[00:38:43] She's reading the sharn inquisitive and keeps a battle axe within arm's reach.

[00:38:47] I'm assuming we're seeing this through the door?

[00:38:49] Yeah.

[00:38:50] Like through the window?

[00:38:51] Yep.

[00:38:52] A wooden chest rests by her feet

[00:38:54] and a table lined with fine foods

[00:38:56] and bottles of spirits stand close by.

[00:38:59] So she's just, yeah, she just lounges in there,

[00:39:01] like reading the newspaper.

[00:39:04] I'm not unaware of you guys at the moment.

[00:39:06] Alright, I cast orgasm.

[00:39:08] That's actually in Chatter Run.

[00:39:10] That is a spell I haven't shown.

[00:39:12] And he has used it too many times.

[00:39:14] Too great effect, actually.

[00:39:16] Too disgustingly great effect.

[00:39:18] It was really good in that interrogation.

[00:39:23] So there was this guy.

[00:39:24] Guys, we're planning to do this.

[00:39:26] Let's get this game.

[00:39:30] We did a barn and there was a bowl.

[00:39:34] Yeah.

[00:39:39] Check it out on Podbean.

[00:39:41] Yeah, actually it's on our podcast.

[00:39:43] It got posted.

[00:39:46] So yeah, how do you want to...

[00:39:49] Do you want to walk in, sneak in?

[00:39:51] Is she the only person in there?

[00:39:53] Sorry, you can tell, yeah.

[00:39:54] Okay.

[00:39:57] I don't know, do you have any thoughts?

[00:39:59] Well, throat assessment.

[00:40:01] She's like very casual about all this.

[00:40:04] Like she's not suspecting anything.

[00:40:06] She also has the battle axe within Arms Reach.

[00:40:08] Yeah, it is within Arms Reach.

[00:40:10] So she's maybe paranoid a little bit.

[00:40:12] But she's still pretty chill about it.

[00:40:14] Through what I can see.

[00:40:16] Is there a ceiling window?

[00:40:18] Depends.

[00:40:19] Have I picked you up so you can look through the window?

[00:40:21] That's to say I'm looking up, right?

[00:40:23] Yeah, you are looking up.

[00:40:24] I don't know what you're looking at.

[00:40:27] There is a hatch on the roof.

[00:40:30] So you could...

[00:40:32] You guys want to get in there?

[00:40:35] What are you doing here?

[00:40:36] I thought you stayed back in the baggage cart.

[00:40:38] Can I roll bluff to fake that I'm surprised he's there?

[00:40:43] I guess I gotta roll bluff for that too.

[00:40:45] Two.

[00:40:46] Ah!

[00:40:49] Oh my!

[00:40:54] You over...

[00:40:55] Oh deception.

[00:41:00] You just went...

[00:41:01] It doesn't take long on this tape.

[00:41:03] No, it really doesn't.

[00:41:04] It's 12 plus 3, 15.

[00:41:06] Gah!

[00:41:08] Oh my!

[00:41:10] Oh my!

[00:41:13] I'm gonna look at the big one.

[00:41:15] You there.

[00:41:16] Lift me up.

[00:41:18] You weren't in there, don't you?

[00:41:19] I mean we could get in there or we could just wait.

[00:41:22] Why do you want in anyway?

[00:41:24] Because we're after her.

[00:41:26] She's a fugitive.

[00:41:27] She's killed a lot of the people back in town.

[00:41:30] Alright.

[00:41:32] Get me out there.

[00:41:35] I'm curious.

[00:41:36] I pick mine.

[00:41:37] Alright, I'm gonna cast jump.

[00:41:39] But I have to say it out loud.

[00:41:41] Jump!

[00:41:43] Alright, he...

[00:41:44] What me?

[00:41:46] So you leap out of his arms?

[00:41:48] I'll do the top.

[00:41:50] Alright so the hatch.

[00:41:51] If I go to it, is it unlocked or locked if I...

[00:41:54] You have to unlock it.

[00:41:56] I'll unlock it.

[00:41:57] Do you have thief tools?

[00:41:59] I don't have any thief tools or anything.

[00:42:01] I just mean like...

[00:42:02] The lock on those things, would they not be in the end?

[00:42:04] Oh that's...

[00:42:05] Yeah.

[00:42:06] Yeah it would be on...

[00:42:07] It would just be like twisting something.

[00:42:08] Yeah it's basically like a train or bus emergency hatch.

[00:42:12] Yeah.

[00:42:13] It'd be a stealth check to do it.

[00:42:15] I mean it's a clunk or like...

[00:42:17] I'd say stealth.

[00:42:19] You have to roll stealth for that.

[00:42:24] 16.

[00:42:25] Yeah it's pretty...

[00:42:26] You're doing it pretty slow and quiet.

[00:42:27] Alright.

[00:42:30] You think about it beforehand and you pull it a little...

[00:42:32] You open it up and it's now rushing air as you're...

[00:42:35] It's going up to the rooftop of the rail.

[00:42:37] Yeah.

[00:42:38] On this car, like this is the...

[00:42:40] I think the galley car?

[00:42:41] No this is one of the...

[00:42:42] This is one of the...

[00:42:43] That's the last ones.

[00:42:44] Yeah I think it's the galley car before the first class.

[00:42:47] So you'd have to go up and then go to the...

[00:42:50] Jump the next car to that one.

[00:42:52] I have to jump it up to the next one.

[00:42:53] Oh no no no.

[00:42:54] She always would be in first class.

[00:42:55] They're just in one of the...

[00:42:56] Yeah cause she's in one of the compartments in first class.

[00:42:58] So you'd be going up onto the roof of the first class car.

[00:43:01] Okay.

[00:43:02] Yeah.

[00:43:03] And that's where they saw her through the window already.

[00:43:06] Yeah her apartment.

[00:43:08] But she could potentially like go from the roof and like...

[00:43:11] Flip around and like break through the window.

[00:43:13] Yeah.

[00:43:14] Or go way in through the roof.

[00:43:15] That's in her room.

[00:43:16] No.

[00:43:17] Oh okay no.

[00:43:18] Is there a hatch in her room?

[00:43:19] No, there's no hatch.

[00:43:20] Um...

[00:43:21] Okay so back a second.

[00:43:23] Um...

[00:43:24] I will say that there is actually...

[00:43:25] There is a hatch on the wall to like a vent.

[00:43:28] Okay.

[00:43:29] Um...

[00:43:30] So you could...

[00:43:31] That's how...

[00:43:32] That's what you broke into.

[00:43:33] So you're in a...

[00:43:34] You're an event on the side of the car.

[00:43:35] Alright.

[00:43:36] So we'll go please directly into her room?

[00:43:37] Yeah.

[00:43:38] Okay.

[00:43:39] I'll send the squirrel in.

[00:43:41] Send in the squirrel.

[00:43:43] Send in the squirrel.

[00:43:44] Quick.

[00:43:45] I'll just uh...

[00:43:47] Do do do do do do do.

[00:43:48] That squirrel speak for distractor.

[00:43:52] Okay.

[00:43:53] So I'll send the squirrel in.

[00:43:55] Okay.

[00:43:56] Squirrel goes in.

[00:43:57] Okay.

[00:43:58] Into the room directly.

[00:43:59] Probably.

[00:44:00] So lunch.

[00:44:01] Um...

[00:44:02] So yeah the squirrel...

[00:44:03] The squirrel hops in.

[00:44:04] Um...

[00:44:05] I need you to roll a...

[00:44:09] Roll a...

[00:44:10] Roll a...

[00:44:11] A...

[00:44:12] Some kind of a dex thing.

[00:44:14] Again with the...

[00:44:15] For the squirrel.

[00:44:16] With the squirrel.

[00:44:17] Okay.

[00:44:18] Yeah.

[00:44:19] We need squirrel stats.

[00:44:20] I really didn't think you would need squirrel stats.

[00:44:22] Squirrel stats.

[00:44:23] I didn't know how that turned out to be there.

[00:44:25] We need squirrel stats.

[00:44:26] Uh...

[00:44:27] This will be a stealth for the squirrel.

[00:44:29] Uh...

[00:44:30] Which is dex?

[00:44:31] Yeah.

[00:44:32] Plus zero.

[00:44:33] Plus zero.

[00:44:34] Okay.

[00:44:35] 16.

[00:44:36] Okay.

[00:44:37] Um...

[00:44:38] That's surprising to see how small it is.

[00:44:40] So you guys are...

[00:44:41] The people that are watching inside like watching from the window.

[00:44:46] The squirrel makes it into the vent.

[00:44:48] And like begins...

[00:44:49] Like he's about to like jump down and start mischief.

[00:44:52] And several darts from nowhere.

[00:44:55] Like from thin air.

[00:44:56] Um...

[00:44:57] Peg the tail of the squirrel.

[00:44:59] And it's dangling now.

[00:45:00] Not dead.

[00:45:01] But it's been caught.

[00:45:04] Um...

[00:45:05] And uh...

[00:45:06] The uh...

[00:45:07] Uh...

[00:45:08] Gaara, the half ogre is just like...

[00:45:10] We're in the paper and then just immediately folds it down.

[00:45:12] It's like...

[00:45:13] Really?

[00:45:14] A squirrel?

[00:45:15] Like looks back.

[00:45:16] Looks back to you guys.

[00:45:18] Do the window?

[00:45:20] Like really?

[00:45:21] I'm not sure she's doing that but I will...

[00:45:23] I'm gonna do the hatch.

[00:45:24] Okay.

[00:45:25] So you...

[00:45:26] Stealth check?

[00:45:27] Uh...

[00:45:28] Your previous one was fine.

[00:45:29] Okay.

[00:45:30] So you...

[00:45:31] You may as you get through like go through the same hatch that your squirrel did.

[00:45:33] I'm gonna grab her axe.

[00:45:34] Okay.

[00:45:35] Um...

[00:45:36] I guess I ought to make her roll.

[00:45:37] So what did you roll for this shelf last time?

[00:45:38] It's a...

[00:45:39] 16.

[00:45:40] 16.

[00:45:41] Yes.

[00:45:42] Really glad you said axe and not something else.

[00:45:43] That sounds so...

[00:45:44] Her ass.

[00:45:45] Yeah.

[00:45:46] Her ass.

[00:45:47] Just cobbled it.

[00:45:48] Yeah.

[00:45:49] Um...

[00:45:50] Yeah, you...

[00:45:51] You slip in.

[00:45:52] Um...

[00:45:53] Like they're more pre-agified...

[00:45:54] Uh...

[00:45:55] Gaara's more pre-agified with the squirrel and like the two people at the window.

[00:45:58] To notice you.

[00:45:59] Uh...

[00:46:00] And uh...

[00:46:01] Yeah, you just slip in and you just grab the axe.

[00:46:04] The axe...

[00:46:05] I'm just gonna throw the axe back out the hatch and save my squirrel at the same time.

[00:46:09] Okay.

[00:46:10] Yeah.

[00:46:11] You do that.

[00:46:12] Okay.

[00:46:13] Um...

[00:46:14] So if that's the case I'm gonna throw the axe.

[00:46:16] Okay.

[00:46:17] Thank you.

[00:46:18] She goes like at the other...

[00:46:19] Really got...

[00:46:20] Oh.

[00:46:21] Open the door.

[00:46:23] Alright.

[00:46:24] Alright.

[00:46:25] My friends in.

[00:46:26] Alright.

[00:46:27] So it's walking over to the door and like...

[00:46:29] It'll sudden movements now.

[00:46:30] Yep.

[00:46:31] Um...

[00:46:32] Yeah, opens up the...

[00:46:33] Opens up the case like hey...

[00:46:34] Looked at the finish and just nodded.

[00:46:35] I'm like...

[00:46:36] Yeah.

[00:46:37] Um...

[00:46:38] I'm gonna do a roll me a um...

[00:46:40] Perception test.

[00:46:42] It wasn't Gar that shot the darts though.

[00:46:46] No, I think it was a trap.

[00:46:48] That's another 16 actually.

[00:46:50] 16?

[00:46:51] Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and roll something here.

[00:46:53] Lucky number right now.

[00:46:54] Where is it?

[00:46:56] Ignore me.

[00:46:58] We can't get the chair up.

[00:47:00] Ignore the book I'm looking through.

[00:47:03] No.

[00:47:04] Do you want some Dr. Cooper while I'm up?

[00:47:11] Dr. Pepe nodded then.

[00:47:14] Okay.

[00:47:15] I'm alright for the time being but thank you.

[00:47:18] Okay.

[00:47:19] You got a 16 you said?

[00:47:24] Yeah.

[00:47:25] Okay, you notice there's a sliver of motion on the far end of the car and there's a little...

[00:47:44] A tiny creature with a bow and arrow ready to funk at you.

[00:47:51] Okay.

[00:47:52] YouTube drop it or your boss gets it.

[00:47:56] Uh, Gar looks over and just kind of nods and it uh...

[00:48:00] It puts its eyes bow and arrow back.

[00:48:04] No on the ground.

[00:48:06] Okay, it drops it.

[00:48:08] And then it just shoots out the window.

[00:48:10] Okay.

[00:48:11] It just...

[00:48:12] It just defenestrates itself?

[00:48:13] Yeah.

[00:48:14] Whoa!

[00:48:15] There was a...

[00:48:16] The window was slightly open and it just kind of like...

[00:48:18] Whoa!

[00:48:19] ...buckets through the crevice.

[00:48:20] The creature does?

[00:48:21] No, when you said tiny.

[00:48:22] Yep.

[00:48:23] How large?

[00:48:24] I mean tiny.

[00:48:25] That's actually what it says.

[00:48:26] It's a tiny sized creature.

[00:48:27] Okay, so the size of a cat.

[00:48:29] Yeah.

[00:48:30] Okay.

[00:48:31] The tiny size of a squirrel.

[00:48:32] It is...

[00:48:33] Yeah.

[00:48:34] And as far as you guys know it just defends...

[00:48:35] It is just left.

[00:48:36] It has just shot up the uh...

[00:48:38] The train.

[00:48:39] Okay.

[00:48:40] Um...

[00:48:41] So...

[00:48:42] That little bow might be worth something.

[00:48:44] How many tiny bows are there right there?

[00:48:47] Right?

[00:48:48] Um...

[00:48:49] She unlocks the uh...

[00:48:51] The door and lets you guys in.

[00:48:54] It's like...

[00:48:55] Ah man, you guys have been quite a pain in my ass.

[00:48:59] You better to get another one.

[00:49:02] Turns.

[00:49:03] Yeah.

[00:49:04] Even the pain in a lot of people's asses.

[00:49:07] Like the entire police...

[00:49:08] Not police.

[00:49:09] City watch?

[00:49:10] Ah.

[00:49:11] Those guys.

[00:49:12] They're not really lawful or anything like that.

[00:49:13] They're a little more crooked than the rest of us.

[00:49:16] I mean...

[00:49:17] It is not inaccurate.

[00:49:19] They are...

[00:49:20] Pretty crooked.

[00:49:21] I have to make a big piss.

[00:49:24] Okay.

[00:49:25] So you're just standing there like...

[00:49:28] To hold the bow.

[00:49:29] I'm holding the bow and making sure it's no sudden movement.

[00:49:31] Okay.

[00:49:32] Uh, before I do that...

[00:49:33] Yeah.

[00:49:34] I guess I'd have to roll a perception check to see if she has any hidden weapons around

[00:49:37] or anything like that.

[00:49:38] Yeah.

[00:49:39] Sure.

[00:49:40] Okay.

[00:49:41] Also you want us to wait till you get back?

[00:49:43] Seven.

[00:49:44] Seven?

[00:49:45] As far as you can tell, she's...

[00:49:46] Fire.

[00:49:47] Yeah.

[00:49:48] You want us to wait or...?

[00:49:49] I can keep going.

[00:49:50] Okay.

[00:49:51] Um...

[00:49:52] Well you guys seem like...

[00:49:53] After we've waited for a while.

[00:49:54] Oh yeah, so cross the hall and then down.

[00:49:55] It's just a straight...

[00:49:56] Okay.

[00:49:57] Straight and then left.

[00:49:58] Yeah.

[00:49:59] Um...

[00:50:00] We guys have found yourselves pretty...

[00:50:02] Pretty capable.

[00:50:03] Is that what you think of like this?

[00:50:05] Yes.

[00:50:06] How would you like to work for the desk?

[00:50:08] Not whatsoever.

[00:50:09] How would you like to come do a shot?

[00:50:11] Give up your criminal enterprise.

[00:50:14] I wish I could, but uh...

[00:50:17] You know, I really like being the way I am and working for the people I work for.

[00:50:22] So...

[00:50:23] It's too bad because you are now built by law.

[00:50:26] Am I now?

[00:50:27] And you can be bound by cuffs as I bring out my cuffs that I have.

[00:50:30] So you go to do that and we're gonna have to wait because she's gonna do something.

[00:50:34] She is gonna possibly defend herself.

[00:50:36] Herself on the train.

[00:50:39] Um...

[00:50:41] But actually, I had to wait for her to come back because she's gonna grab something and then try to defend herself.

[00:50:48] So it's gonna be a good action.

[00:50:51] Close to my door.

[00:50:52] Because I was like walking up on her with the...

[00:50:56] The uh...

[00:50:57] Your boat.

[00:50:58] She did just open the door.

[00:50:59] Yeah your boat uh...

[00:51:00] It didn't work like she opened up the door and then like backed up.

[00:51:02] And then she backed up.

[00:51:03] So you're about five feet away from her.

[00:51:05] Okay.

[00:51:06] But she backed up closer to the...

[00:51:08] Yeah, she actually backed up slowly closer.

[00:51:10] You notice toward that um...

[00:51:11] That trunk.

[00:51:13] Oh yeah, that was at her feet?

[00:51:14] Yeah.

[00:51:15] And if you're gonna try and cover then she's gonna try and uh...

[00:51:19] Stop you.

[00:51:20] Mm-hmm.

[00:51:21] For doing that.

[00:51:23] Tension of the headbutt.

[00:51:25] The little headbutts.

[00:51:29] Which is stronger.

[00:51:30] The skull of a half ogre or a warforged.

[00:51:34] I guess we might find out.

[00:51:36] A warforged metal dome.

[00:51:37] So she's gonna try something.

[00:51:39] Of course she is.

[00:51:40] Yeah.

[00:51:41] Basically we said that like...

[00:51:43] She tried to hire you guys.

[00:51:45] Or she tried to like offer you guys a deal into joining the Dask.

[00:51:48] Which I'll say for you uh...

[00:51:50] Because they kinda know.

[00:51:52] You know just like from local like knowledge.

[00:51:56] The Dask is one of, is a major crime syndicate within the Monsters Races.

[00:52:01] Um...

[00:52:02] But she...

[00:52:03] And I suggested that she comes back to the town with us.

[00:52:05] Oh, she said no that she'd rather...

[00:52:07] She likes what she's doing and then she's like,

[00:52:09] Well no you're gonna, you're under arrest.

[00:52:11] And then she's like, oh am I?

[00:52:12] And then she's gonna try and um...

[00:52:14] He went to go cover.

[00:52:16] Mm-hmm.

[00:52:17] And she is going to try and headbutt him.

[00:52:20] And then do something else.

[00:52:22] Okay.

[00:52:23] Uh, you will get a chance to um...

[00:52:25] I have an advantage role.

[00:52:26] Yeah, you have an advantage on this.

[00:52:28] Mm-hmm.

[00:52:29] Uh, so as she goes to do that, I will let you go first.

[00:52:32] Prior to headbutt?

[00:52:33] Yeah, prior to the headbutt.

[00:52:35] Cause it's an attack of opportunity.

[00:52:38] That was a one?

[00:52:40] Oh, the spree?

[00:52:41] Oh, okay, yep.

[00:52:42] And then...

[00:52:43] 15...

[00:52:44] Plus 3...

[00:52:46] Plus 20.

[00:52:47] Okay.

[00:52:48] Oh, uh, 22 cause I have archery.

[00:52:50] Okay, let me see if I can find where the...

[00:52:52] I think you had advantage there.

[00:52:53] Yeah.

[00:52:54] Little bit, little bit.

[00:52:55] Shot my score off.

[00:52:57] Well, you should be.

[00:52:59] Yeah, I assumed like while you like grabbed the axis of it,

[00:53:02] you also freed your scroll from those arrows.

[00:53:04] Yes.

[00:53:05] Um...

[00:53:06] Um...

[00:53:08] How are odors in here?

[00:53:10] Damn it.

[00:53:12] 237.

[00:53:14] Not 247.

[00:53:18] Okay, half over.

[00:53:19] Sure.

[00:53:20] Um...

[00:53:21] Oh!

[00:53:22] You hit it for sure.

[00:53:24] So, uh, roll your damage.

[00:53:28] She has been...

[00:53:34] Okay, I don't have to grapple with a half ogre.

[00:53:36] Yeah, there you are.

[00:53:37] Oh, freaking artifici...

[00:53:41] This is too late to roll fighter.

[00:53:43] Yeah it is.

[00:53:45] That might be a running gag.

[00:53:50] Well, before, cause I got my dexterity to the damage,

[00:53:53] like the dexterity bonus or is that only to hit?

[00:53:55] I think it's only to hit.

[00:53:57] It sounds like to me, if I remember correctly,

[00:53:59] dexterity bonuses are only applied to hit.

[00:54:01] Yes, yeah.

[00:54:02] Unless it...

[00:54:03] In some systems they add strength to it,

[00:54:05] cause it's how far you pull it back or whatever.

[00:54:07] I don't know if it does it in the snow.

[00:54:08] I don't think so.

[00:54:09] I think for this it's just a straight thing,

[00:54:10] cause that's how I've been doing it.

[00:54:12] Archery bonus, would that add to damage?

[00:54:16] With a bow?

[00:54:17] Yes.

[00:54:18] Okay, so...

[00:54:19] Oh! Actually, hang on, cause...

[00:54:21] Oh, no, sorry.

[00:54:22] It's just two attack rolls.

[00:54:23] It looks like strength, does a strength modifier

[00:54:25] apply to long bows or to bows?

[00:54:28] Oh, I wouldn't have a strength modifier anyway,

[00:54:30] unless I wanted to.

[00:54:31] Yeah, cause a jab, I'm seeing the jab...

[00:54:32] I'm gonna plus one if you got a 13.

[00:54:34] But does it start at 12 then?

[00:54:35] I thought it was at 14.

[00:54:36] Okay.

[00:54:37] Yeah, I think, yeah, bows and arrows and jabblings

[00:54:40] and stuff seem to have get a strength bonus.

[00:54:42] Arrows?

[00:54:43] Or, well...

[00:54:44] Jabblings, I guess you're throwing it.

[00:54:46] Yeah.

[00:54:47] Okay, hang on, let me check with a hand.

[00:54:48] Should've put a hundred mark on this bitch

[00:54:49] when it had her fucking...

[00:54:50] It's a bonus action.

[00:54:51] Oh, yeah, oh, actually Dex is added to your...

[00:54:54] To attack her to damage?

[00:54:56] I'm looking at this, it says 1d6 plus 2 for this creature

[00:54:59] and its Dex is plus 2.

[00:55:02] Okay, so I'm adding my Dex bonus.

[00:55:05] I guess that's why I had a plus 2 on mine.

[00:55:07] I erased it earlier, cause I'm like...

[00:55:08] I don't think that there's...

[00:55:09] I have a bonus action, Hunter's Mark.

[00:55:11] Okay, yeah.

[00:55:12] So, on her.

[00:55:13] Okay.

[00:55:14] So, I have a d6.

[00:55:17] Wow, I almost grabbed my d20 to erase something.

[00:55:21] Okay, so we're gonna roll like that.

[00:55:23] So it's...

[00:55:24] Proficiency bonus?

[00:55:27] Uh, plus 2.

[00:55:29] Yeah, but that's the damage I mean?

[00:55:30] Oh, no, that's just for your...

[00:55:32] That one's for...

[00:55:33] Okay, so I have my Dexterity to damage in this case though.

[00:55:35] Apparently, yes.

[00:55:36] Not an archery, so 5, 12...

[00:55:39] Plus...

[00:55:41] That's 17.

[00:55:42] 17 damage?

[00:55:43] Yeah.

[00:55:44] Fuck.

[00:55:45] Okay, um...

[00:55:46] God, these kids almost...

[00:55:47] Got her like, pretty nasty.

[00:55:49] Really good.

[00:55:50] I gotta rate the blood hole.

[00:55:53] Bull's eye.

[00:55:54] Brown eye.

[00:55:56] Brown eye.

[00:55:57] That was a red eye.

[00:56:00] She screams out in emotion, like a deep...

[00:56:03] I wasn't going for a kill shot though, so...

[00:56:05] Okay, where were you going?

[00:56:07] Alright, it would be...

[00:56:08] I was saving for her ass.

[00:56:10] Okay, we'll save you.

[00:56:11] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:56:12] Yeah, I'll save her in the ass and she'll have like a horrible roar.

[00:56:16] Like an ass roar.

[00:56:17] Yeah.

[00:56:19] It makes it sound like it came from the ass.

[00:56:21] Like, she is farted in fear.

[00:56:24] So initiative, I guess.

[00:56:28] Because that basically...

[00:56:29] That definitely...

[00:56:30] Being shot in the ass for 17 damage definitely interrupts her whatever she was doing.

[00:56:34] Little drop of water, fuck it's the knees.

[00:56:35] Yeah.

[00:56:36] What if it's a verbal one and initiative?

[00:56:38] Do I just not go ever?

[00:56:40] You just gotta sit there like, what just happened?

[00:56:43] You just keanu Reeves.

[00:56:45] It's a total of three initiatives, I guess.

[00:56:48] Okay.

[00:56:50] Initiative, that's a D10.

[00:56:52] So it's your D20 plus your DEX.

[00:56:58] Okay, plus my DEX is 22.

[00:57:01] Proficiency bonuses apply to that at all?

[00:57:04] Just the DEX.

[00:57:05] Just the DEX, okay, 22.

[00:57:07] Okay, damn.

[00:57:09] You might be going again.

[00:57:15] Your name's Caster, sorry.

[00:57:17] I need an ID.

[00:57:18] Caster, C-A-S-T-O-R-P-E-N-I-S.

[00:57:21] Wait.

[00:57:24] There you go.

[00:57:25] C-H-A-S.

[00:57:27] So you're Welsh?

[00:57:30] Wait, when you get a gun, would you be Caster Gun?

[00:57:32] That would be pretty weird.

[00:57:33] What's that from? The Caster Guns?

[00:57:35] Oh, Caster Guns are from my Blastar.

[00:57:37] Yeah.

[00:57:38] Isn't it a magical gun?

[00:57:40] C-H-A-S-T-U-R.

[00:57:43] He's Caster.

[00:57:45] C-A-S-T-U-R-P-E-N-I-S.

[00:57:49] Alright, so it's a shame that Warfords don't have like last names

[00:57:52] because you could have been called like your last name could have been Troy

[00:57:54] so you're gonna be Caster Troy.

[00:57:55] Calm yourself whenever you want.

[00:57:57] The main villain from Face Off?

[00:57:59] Face Off.

[00:58:01] Yeah, that's two names.

[00:58:03] You can name yourself whatever you want.

[00:58:05] That's true.

[00:58:06] So Warfords have a designation

[00:58:08] and then they're most often given a nickname by people that they're working with.

[00:58:12] Yeah, like pants.

[00:58:13] Yeah.

[00:58:14] Or like you could just get it.

[00:58:16] If you're living with a family they might just name you

[00:58:18] and give you their family name.

[00:58:19] Yeah, that's true.

[00:58:21] Aaron, you said your Fintanga on 19?

[00:58:24] Or was it 19?

[00:58:25] Yes, 19.

[00:58:26] Alright, so top of the round, Caster.

[00:58:29] Not another move.

[00:58:31] Yeah, she's going to attack.

[00:58:33] She's gonna try something.

[00:58:35] Alright.

[00:58:44] 13.

[00:58:46] 13?

[00:58:47] That just hits.

[00:58:49] Okay.

[00:58:59] This might be over before you insert it.

[00:59:01] Yeah, really?

[00:59:05] That Colossus Slayer was that an additional dice hit dice for my weapon?

[00:59:09] Yes it is.

[00:59:10] Wow.

[00:59:11] Damn.

[00:59:16] Yeah, as long as she's not Max health.

[00:59:19] Yep.

[00:59:20] She is definitely not Max health now.

[00:59:22] So that huge damage you did before was without that bonus?

[00:59:25] Correct.

[00:59:26] Yeah.

[00:59:27] Nice.

[00:59:29] Well that was only 13.

[00:59:31] I got some low rolls.

[00:59:33] Still, it goes right through her throat.

[00:59:36] I was aiming for her ass cheek.

[00:59:39] It doesn't mean it hit there.

[00:59:41] It doesn't mean it hit there.

[00:59:42] Whoops!

[00:59:43] Yeah, you got a killing blow.

[00:59:45] Okay.

[00:59:46] Or she drops and just starts girdling on the ground.

[00:59:49] Well that was...

[00:59:51] I'm gonna walk over to her and just kind of win the arrow until she's silent.

[00:59:55] So big shut up.

[00:59:57] Thought he was supposed to bring her in.

[00:59:59] Was that the plan?

[01:00:01] Yeah.

[01:00:02] Wow.

[01:00:03] So that's your stabilizer before she dies?

[01:00:06] As I retrieved the arrow from her ass cheek, I'm like, dead or alive, right?

[01:00:12] Was that the case?

[01:00:13] I don't remember.

[01:00:14] What was it?

[01:00:15] Out of game.

[01:00:16] I don't know.

[01:00:17] I don't think so good sometimes.

[01:00:18] She's desk.

[01:00:19] I mean they're a criminal syndicate.

[01:00:20] You were told to bring her in alive.

[01:00:23] You were...

[01:00:25] Technically no, you were told to like...

[01:00:28] You were told to bring her in.

[01:00:30] You were told to get her.

[01:00:31] Yeah.

[01:00:32] I'm gonna say...

[01:00:34] I'm gonna give that to her.

[01:00:36] You guys don't know if it was dead or alive.

[01:00:39] So...

[01:00:40] But she had...

[01:00:42] She was trying to escape with something.

[01:00:43] That's why you guys were chasing her.

[01:00:45] Well we got her.

[01:00:47] We got her!

[01:00:49] We got her.

[01:00:51] Alright, well she's dead now so...

[01:00:53] Yeah?

[01:00:54] I guess we'll...

[01:00:56] Perception.

[01:00:57] For loot?

[01:00:58] For loot.

[01:00:59] Okay.

[01:01:00] I mean like I said this car has like...

[01:01:03] A bunch of bottles of spirits and fine food on the table.

[01:01:06] There's that chest there.

[01:01:08] Oh you're using...

[01:01:09] Jesus Christ!

[01:01:10] It's a foldable...

[01:01:11] Bull.

[01:01:12] If you know anything, if you were a soldier character

[01:01:14] You would have recognized...

[01:01:15] You probably recognize the type of ball in music.

[01:01:17] He would recognize it more because he's actually a soldier.

[01:01:19] Yeah I was actually a militant.

[01:01:20] We served in the same army.

[01:01:22] Okay.

[01:01:23] You would recognize...

[01:01:24] My insignia is not worn on my sleeves.

[01:01:27] So it's kind of hidden.

[01:01:28] I have a dirty old cloak.

[01:01:31] And I speak with a Southern accent apparently.

[01:01:34] You don't have to...

[01:01:35] Not all of them do, I don't.

[01:01:36] The default things.

[01:01:37] It's a revolver.

[01:01:40] It's a revolver long ball.

[01:01:43] Okay.

[01:01:44] That was outward.

[01:01:45] So I'm going to introduce myself...

[01:01:47] Caster.

[01:01:48] Secret service.

[01:01:50] Actually that's not alive but I don't know if you'd say that.

[01:01:54] Sorry.

[01:01:55] I'll wake up from a dust nap and a little bit cranky.

[01:01:58] I worked in our favor this time.

[01:02:00] I don't know how the hell I got on a train though.

[01:02:03] That oil.

[01:02:04] That is a mystery.

[01:02:05] That oil.

[01:02:06] Am I right?

[01:02:07] It happens, it does happen.

[01:02:08] The last thing you remember is having a little too much oil at a bar

[01:02:11] And then just like...

[01:02:12] Just like running around and running.

[01:02:14] And then you blacked out.

[01:02:16] Who squirrel is this?

[01:02:18] You?

[01:02:19] That was yours.

[01:02:21] Shit.

[01:02:22] It looks like...

[01:02:24] Aw.

[01:02:25] You remember me.

[01:02:26] He's yours now.

[01:02:28] Well I'm going to start...

[01:02:29] There's food in the cart?

[01:02:30] Yeah.

[01:02:31] While they're doing their looting thing, I'm going to just feed the squirrel.

[01:02:34] I assume it's feeding itself.

[01:02:36] Yeah there's nuts and berries inside.

[01:02:38] Yeah nuts and berries.

[01:02:39] Nice nuts and berries.

[01:02:40] Eating gar over there.

[01:02:41] There's cheese and stuff that's what the squirrel is eating.

[01:02:43] I'm going to clean off the arrows that I took back.

[01:02:45] Mmm.

[01:02:46] I'm going to clean off the arrows that I took back.

[01:02:48] I'm going to clean off the arrows that I took back.

[01:02:50] I'm going to clean off the arrows that I took back.

[01:02:52] Mmm.

[01:02:53] You...

[01:02:54] Aaron, you rolled something for a look at the loot?

[01:02:57] Yes.

[01:02:58] Okay.

[01:02:59] On Gaara you find 300 gold...

[01:03:02] Oh 300...

[01:03:03] Oh you find...

[01:03:04] What would it be? 30 platinum?

[01:03:06] Okay.

[01:03:07] For 300 gold?

[01:03:08] Yeah.

[01:03:09] Yeah you find 30 platinum...

[01:03:11] 30 bars of platinum.

[01:03:13] Whatever the platinum is in this game.

[01:03:15] In this version of the game.

[01:03:17] Okay.

[01:03:18] There's like a bunch of currencies in this game too.

[01:03:20] 30p.

[01:03:21] Yeah.

[01:03:22] It sounds like we're in England now.

[01:03:24] Yeah.

[01:03:25] You got 30p.

[01:03:26] Yeah it'll be 10 quid.

[01:03:28] There's also on her...

[01:03:30] On like a little necklace around her neck.

[01:03:33] There is a 50 pound key.

[01:03:38] A what?

[01:03:40] Oh good no sorry that's the chest.

[01:03:43] There's a 50 pound...

[01:03:45] There's an entire 50 pound chest hanging around her neck.

[01:03:49] All inconspicuous.

[01:03:51] I thought for some reason it read that the key...

[01:03:53] ...was around her neck.

[01:03:55] Wait.

[01:03:56] There's a big answer.

[01:03:58] You're right.

[01:03:59] No kidding.

[01:04:00] God.

[01:04:01] Okay you find a key which obviously seems like it's for the chest.

[01:04:04] And you pick it up and it's fucking heavy.

[01:04:06] Okay.

[01:04:07] So you go to check the chest?

[01:04:10] Yeah I'll drag the key over to the chest.

[01:04:13] Damn.

[01:04:14] Damn that's heavy key.

[01:04:17] My character is not particularly strong.

[01:04:20] So I have to know is it the same size as the book?

[01:04:23] Now largely because I'm a little uncaring but what it is they're doing right now.

[01:04:28] I'm just gonna step out for a bit.

[01:04:31] Okay I'll be quick.

[01:04:33] Yeah you guys find in the chest there is another bag...

[01:04:36] ...another pouch of 60 platinum.

[01:04:39] Sorry 30 platinum and what else?

[01:04:42] There's 30 platinum on Gar's body.

[01:04:45] Yes.

[01:04:46] And then in the chest you find a bag of 60 platinum.

[01:04:50] There is also 13 books and three paper schema in scroll tubes.

[01:04:59] They look very old and they look very ancient.

[01:05:02] 13 books in screema?

[01:05:04] So schema are like paper schemas like schematics.

[01:05:08] Schemes or schematics are used by various houses for inventions and stuff.

[01:05:15] In fact House Cannon probably has some schema somewhere buried in the Mornlands for their first warforges.

[01:05:22] Aside from the fact that some of the schemas...

[01:05:30] There's actually some insignias on the scroll tubes in fact that read or that are of House Kenneth.

[01:05:39] Dun-dun-dun.

[01:05:42] But yeah there's that and...

[01:05:48] There is also a gem of brightness.

[01:05:52] Actually I guess you guys would know it's a gem of brightness necessarily but...

[01:05:55] There's a nice glowing gem inside the chest as well.

[01:05:59] And there is also a feather trinket.

[01:06:04] Yeah there you go.

[01:06:06] Thank you.

[01:06:07] With...

[01:06:09] I guess it would be...

[01:06:12] I guess it's still House Orion unless there's other houses that make feather trinkets.

[01:06:15] I don't think there are.

[01:06:17] So yeah there's another feather trinket inside of this one.

[01:06:20] It's like a common one that you can purchase from House Orion.

[01:06:25] Well good now we've got one for the third member of the party.

[01:06:29] Yeah exactly.

[01:06:31] And yeah that is what's inside the car unless you want to go check out that boat.

[01:06:36] That tiny boat.

[01:06:37] Yeah I was just like can I pick up the tiny boat?

[01:06:39] Yeah it's small it's about that big.

[01:06:42] Like that's adorable.

[01:06:44] For the audience it's basically like a...

[01:06:47] I guess four in it?

[01:06:48] It fits in your hand.

[01:06:49] Yeah whatever was using it was only a few inches in size.

[01:06:55] So now if the squirrel becomes sentient and we can teach it archery...

[01:07:00] We have a bow for it.

[01:07:01] You're assuming it isn't sentient based on how it's been acting.

[01:07:05] That's true that's very true.

[01:07:08] Okay.

[01:07:09] She's dead on the ground bleeding out.

[01:07:11] Yeah she's dead there's a pool of blood.

[01:07:13] The console's come in...

[01:07:14] Or not the console, the conductors come in and they're like oh my god.

[01:07:18] What?

[01:07:19] Oh dear.

[01:07:21] Yeah she was coming right for us and...

[01:07:24] Roll deception?

[01:07:26] Nah I wouldn't be saying that.

[01:07:28] That was just kind of a joke.

[01:07:30] Roll persuasion to alleviate the situation.

[01:07:34] Yeah because basically yeah we're invigat-er and she is an extremely dangerous criminal who has killed many, many peacekeepers.

[01:07:45] What's the guard?

[01:07:47] Guard's the watchman.

[01:07:49] Many watchmen?

[01:07:50] Yeah I'm trying to ruin the vernacular.

[01:07:52] Yeah.

[01:07:53] That's hard in this game.

[01:07:55] It's a game.

[01:07:57] Is it persuade?

[01:07:59] Yep.

[01:08:01] Oh there it is.

[01:08:03] Twelve?

[01:08:05] Twelve you say.

[01:08:07] I do say twelve.

[01:08:09] Yeah.

[01:08:11] That's enough.

[01:08:13] Alright well it seems you took her in with extreme prejudice.

[01:08:18] Didn't have choice, his bow did lots of points of damage.

[01:08:22] I'm sorry.

[01:08:25] Well I mean she was armed and we did give her the option of surrendering.

[01:08:30] Yep she did not take it.

[01:08:32] We did give her option to surrender or she declined.

[01:08:36] And then tried to bribe us into joining the desk.

[01:08:40] But we do not desk.

[01:08:42] Yep.

[01:08:43] No.

[01:08:44] With this the conductors plan on, yeah they're going to stop at what the nearest like way station basically like a small town between the Charon Road.

[01:08:52] And yeah well that fifteen minutes goes by and it stops at a station and some Charon watch at that station come onto the train and talk to you about the whole of the murder and such.

[01:09:09] And you present them, even though you're writ.

[01:09:12] Yep.

[01:09:13] And yeah the guards, they've been informed ahead of time, like you guys were sent here by Sergeant Bill Roy.

[01:09:22] And congrats guys you managed to stop Garra from taking away whatever she was digging.

[01:09:31] It's clear that those schema in those scrolls and those books, they're ancient looking like several hundred years old at least.

[01:09:39] So those are probably what she dug on, what they extracted from the excavation site.

[01:09:44] The question is do we turn them over to the watch or do we steal them?

[01:09:50] You do notice that there is some kind of magical enchantment on the scrolls as well.

[01:09:54] There was nothing recovered.

[01:09:57] No.

[01:09:58] Okay so is that where you're going to call?

[01:10:02] Because at this point your Sky Coach comes over and so you guys are probably...

[01:10:05] What is schema?

[01:10:07] Schema, schematics.

[01:10:09] Like basically magical weapon or magical item, schematics.

[01:10:13] That I could potentially make?

[01:10:15] Potentially.

[01:10:16] Or at least sell on like a black market or a gray market for lots of money.

[01:10:22] Okay you took 30 plat off her and 60 plat out of the chest.

[01:10:28] If nothing else you could at least take what she had on her.

[01:10:31] If nothing else we could retire.

[01:10:34] That too.

[01:10:37] I'm going to roll a perception.

[01:10:39] Okay.

[01:10:41] Perhaps we should give weapons of mass destruction to the Prince Bake.

[01:10:46] Yeah.

[01:10:47] Sergeant doesn't need those yet.

[01:10:49] I'm not yet.

[01:10:51] Did I notice how much you took?

[01:10:53] Um, nine roll a...

[01:10:55] I guess you need to roll a right like a roll off there.

[01:10:58] So a slight of hand.

[01:11:00] I wouldn't have tried that.

[01:11:01] Okay then yeah, no you see him pull like the platinum out of the out of Gar off Gar's body.

[01:11:06] I'm going to ask him how much you took.

[01:11:08] How much did you take?

[01:11:10] In front of the other officer.

[01:11:12] I think this is why you guys were on like in the car.

[01:11:15] Okay.

[01:11:16] It's still in the car.

[01:11:18] So we're in front of Gar right now?

[01:11:20] I was like, I figured like if you were asking that like while he was doing it.

[01:11:23] So that was a lot of...

[01:11:25] Okay, let's go back in time.

[01:11:27] Sorry boys.

[01:11:29] Yep.

[01:11:31] She hit 300 gold.

[01:11:33] Well 30 platinum.

[01:11:36] Three of us.

[01:11:38] Yes it's split evenly.

[01:11:40] Oh you want it now?

[01:11:42] Oh it's both.

[01:11:44] Reach in, pull out 100 gold.

[01:11:48] I mean it's platinum.

[01:11:50] You're not just turning platinum in the go-go right?

[01:11:52] Yeah.

[01:11:54] Let me just fold these up.

[01:11:55] Wow, I mean I've got packed magic right?

[01:11:57] I can do that.

[01:11:59] No.

[01:12:01] All right, pull out 10 platinum.

[01:12:03] Hand it over in a little baggy.

[01:12:05] Look at that ziplock baggy.

[01:12:07] Like this one.

[01:12:08] Oh good.

[01:12:10] Here you go.

[01:12:12] All right I'll just...

[01:12:14] All right I'll just pack it away a bit.

[01:12:17] Anybody ask some of you guys.

[01:12:20] All right.

[01:12:22] That was good to me.

[01:12:24] I was going to ask if you wanted to be with us anyways.

[01:12:26] Let's just go forward back in time.

[01:12:28] We're just starting out.

[01:12:30] What's it called?

[01:12:32] Cut to the cut of life.

[01:12:34] I don't see if he wants to be with you.

[01:12:36] Is that like a...

[01:12:38] It's a warfornce thing.

[01:12:40] Yes.

[01:12:42] So as you guys are...

[01:12:44] So you should tell him where it is though.

[01:12:46] Where's the nearest table?

[01:12:48] There was a table on the...

[01:12:50] Really are you going to do this again?

[01:12:52] There was a table in the car.

[01:12:54] Yes.

[01:12:56] Okay, if there's a table.

[01:12:58] I'm sweeping everything off it and pulling out the mat.

[01:13:00] So if you heard of a shot.

[01:13:02] And then we cut away

[01:13:04] you guys have done all like the guards have come in.

[01:13:06] You cut away after I say this.

[01:13:08] Now that says it.

[01:13:10] And it cuts away.

[01:13:12] The cut is a leaf.

[01:13:14] So yeah, guards have come in.

[01:13:16] Everything's getting sorted out.

[01:13:18] You guys traveled back to Sharn

[01:13:20] on your sky coach to meet Sergeant Ville Roy.

[01:13:22] And

[01:13:24] you're...

[01:13:26] Because she's grateful

[01:13:28] for your help.

[01:13:30] Says if you guys ever find yourselves back in Sharn

[01:13:32] and you're looking for work

[01:13:34] come to our office and she'll see what she has.

[01:13:36] She...

[01:13:38] The whole is also with her.

[01:13:40] The Warforged

[01:13:42] the whole... the service whole mess.

[01:13:44] And she actually has the crate of

[01:13:46] Griffon eggs.

[01:13:48] The one that has one arm, right?

[01:13:50] She only has her left arm.

[01:13:52] Yeah, she basically has it like the crate in like under her good arm.

[01:13:54] I thought she lost her good arm.

[01:13:56] No, oh yeah.

[01:13:58] Her other arm.

[01:14:00] Can't find the other side.

[01:14:02] Her other arm.

[01:14:04] There's a guard holding something.

[01:14:06] Yeah, you guys are basically like free to go.

[01:14:08] Oh, you do...

[01:14:10] They are... Ville Roy's already making

[01:14:12] plans to

[01:14:14] have the Warforged

[01:14:16] that you've recruited

[01:14:18] like giving them tickets to go

[01:14:20] to basically gather hold and then

[01:14:22] once House Orion

[01:14:24] establishes that lightning rail station

[01:14:26] at your door

[01:14:28] basically at your town.

[01:14:30] They will go that way.

[01:14:32] Question, is there a bounty board nearby where we can take

[01:14:34] another stand quest?

[01:14:36] There isn't.

[01:14:38] However...

[01:14:40] As you guys are getting this all sorted out

[01:14:42] and like you're walking out of the station

[01:14:44] and kind of walking along the bridges and stuff

[01:14:46] I gotta give my cuffs back from her by the way

[01:14:48] what I brought in that

[01:14:50] What was the

[01:14:52] shifter's name?

[01:14:54] It doesn't matter.

[01:14:56] It wasn't one that's fine.

[01:15:00] Bill, actually Bill the bugbear caddy

[01:15:02] is also going with you guys

[01:15:04] with his

[01:15:06] sky coach.

[01:15:08] His sky coach, yeah.

[01:15:10] It's always been his.

[01:15:12] As you guys are

[01:15:14] walking that way

[01:15:16] you guys want to

[01:15:18] get back to your

[01:15:20] home?

[01:15:22] Fast travel.

[01:15:24] So we cut about three days

[01:15:26] You guys have made it home.

[01:15:28] We got our spell slots back.

[01:15:30] No.

[01:15:32] We were engaged in combat

[01:15:34] every 30 minutes

[01:15:36] the whole way.

[01:15:38] There were several

[01:15:40] brigands and undead

[01:15:42] gangs on the train

[01:15:44] the entire way

[01:15:46] especially when we went to Karnath

[01:15:48] but no, you guys get back

[01:15:50] and that's why I guess it would have been

[01:15:52] about a week and a half

[01:15:54] because House of Rhyans is good

[01:15:56] but it's not that fast to build the train station.

[01:15:58] I thought we could have to get back.

[01:16:00] I'm like what really?

[01:16:02] We could have to go back because it was two and a half days to get back to the gather hold

[01:16:04] and it takes you guys six days

[01:16:06] to travel

[01:16:08] with your wagon

[01:16:10] back to your place until they get that lightning rail station

[01:16:12] No, we can have to buy rail.

[01:16:14] No, no, it's two.

[01:16:16] It's about a week and a half

[01:16:18] You're now living

[01:16:20] in this kind of prairie lands

[01:16:22] kind of like a mix of desert

[01:16:24] and grasslands

[01:16:26] right next to the giant gray death mist

[01:16:28] off on the western horizon

[01:16:34] and it looks like this like

[01:16:36] a bunch of like

[01:16:38] there's like 29 people here

[01:16:40] most of them are forges

[01:16:42] and they're basically getting things

[01:16:44] set up for this new lightning rail station

[01:16:46] to be established

[01:16:48] at the

[01:16:50] where the tracks would go through the mornlands

[01:16:52] so we get off the train

[01:16:54] Who was it that was driving the coach?

[01:16:56] It was George

[01:16:58] So he's there and we have to fit all these people in

[01:17:00] No, no, because you also have the Sky Coach

[01:17:02] which was also put on the train

[01:17:04] like Lea was tall

[01:17:06] it was

[01:17:08] it was towed

[01:17:10] on the back of the train

[01:17:12] It's just flying behind like a kite

[01:17:14] basically

[01:17:16] and again you guys get back

[01:17:18] well say it's been about two weeks

[01:17:20] it was kind of a savage thing

[01:17:22] House of Rines already like

[01:17:24] shipping some supplies down

[01:17:26] to like build this lightning rail

[01:17:28] for you guys on Alden's orders

[01:17:32] and as you guys are doing this

[01:17:34] like getting things you're maybe traveling

[01:17:36] over to the site, the construction site

[01:17:38] a shadow looms over

[01:17:40] the over you guys

[01:17:42] as a sky galleon

[01:17:44] starts flying by

[01:17:46] or flying over

[01:17:48] so it is

[01:17:50] a large galleon

[01:17:52] sized ship with

[01:17:54] the signature flaming ring

[01:17:56] around it of its bound

[01:17:58] fire elemental

[01:18:00] and it descends down

[01:18:02] and then some

[01:18:04] mooring lines come down

[01:18:06] and a rather

[01:18:08] fancy looking man

[01:18:10] in Leandar livery

[01:18:12] and a captain's hat

[01:18:14] drops down on the wire

[01:18:16] and he's like

[01:18:18] a house lander

[01:18:20] they control

[01:18:22] the air travel

[01:18:24] and stuff like that

[01:18:26] he descends down

[01:18:28] he's kind of got a

[01:18:30] at first you think he's brellish

[01:18:32] but then it kind of looks like he's got more of a tan

[01:18:34] so maybe he's somewhere from

[01:18:36] like it's a lot more sun than Brelland

[01:18:38] and he drops down

[01:18:40] and is like excuse me

[01:18:42] would you happen to be

[01:18:44] the infamous ass hats

[01:18:48] who took out

[01:18:50] an entire legion of

[01:18:52] desk gang members in sharn

[01:18:54] you guys call yourself the ass hats too

[01:18:56] no

[01:18:58] the newspaper does

[01:19:00] the newspaper does

[01:19:02] he's got a newspaper around here too

[01:19:04] he pulls out

[01:19:06] an issue of the sharn inquisitive

[01:19:08] and it has like

[01:19:10] an illustration of your antics on the train

[01:19:12] there's no paper here in a shot yet

[01:19:14] it's the main paper from sharn

[01:19:16] across the country

[01:19:18] yeah

[01:19:20] he's asking

[01:19:22] if he carries around a newspaper with him too

[01:19:24] well I had to know

[01:19:26] the answer question is yes

[01:19:28] ah wonderful

[01:19:30] well I am

[01:19:32] I do that

[01:19:34] he hasn't said blower yet

[01:19:36] I am captain Jorge

[01:19:38] Twillow

[01:19:40] I am

[01:19:42] ah

[01:19:44] I am the brother of one

[01:19:46] Bella Twillow

[01:19:50] I have ah

[01:19:52] I've heard of your antics specifically from my sister as well

[01:19:54] um

[01:19:56] I believe that is her sky coach

[01:19:58] he points to far down the ways

[01:20:00] but that's not why I'm here

[01:20:02] I do not care about my sister's troubles

[01:20:04] I am here

[01:20:06] because

[01:20:08] I was on the lightning rail

[01:20:10] a couple of weeks ago

[01:20:12] and I was inspired

[01:20:14] so

[01:20:16] I would like to invite you

[01:20:18] back to sharn

[01:20:20] for a quest

[01:20:22] I don't trust anyone captain whore

[01:20:24] he

[01:20:26] more hey

[01:20:28] he stands like just like

[01:20:30] it's not faze

[01:20:32] his name isn't captain whore

[01:20:34] hey

[01:20:36] we just got back from sharn

[01:20:38] we just got back from sharn

[01:20:40] we just got back from sharn

[01:20:42] your griffin egg just hatched

[01:20:44] what are the

[01:20:46] what are the um

[01:20:48] parameters

[01:20:50] the rules

[01:20:52] what are your

[01:20:54] what do you want us to do

[01:20:56] well

[01:20:58] what is job

[01:21:00] I have been sent here

[01:21:02] under the

[01:21:04] I've been sent here to

[01:21:06] request your aid

[01:21:08] I figured you might be

[01:21:10] some people for the job

[01:21:12] from one of my clients

[01:21:14] and

[01:21:16] we would need to go to the

[01:21:18] broken anvil tavern

[01:21:20] to meet my

[01:21:22] benefactor

[01:21:26] it is a matter of

[01:21:30] inquest

[01:21:32] you're

[01:21:34] asking us to travel

[01:21:36] entire way across the continent

[01:21:40] by skygap

[01:21:42] is it with me or me not

[01:21:44] take

[01:21:46] this is what your say yes

[01:21:50] I think he wants us to decide now if we're going to take

[01:21:52] the job and then if we do we go

[01:21:54] see

[01:21:56] this is not being shadow run

[01:21:58] is it supposed to be

[01:22:02] we don't take

[01:22:04] job without knowing details

[01:22:06] what if we get there and job is

[01:22:08] kill 55 year old

[01:22:10] children

[01:22:12] 6 and be 5

[01:22:16] 55 year old

[01:22:18] children

[01:22:20] those are old children

[01:22:24] talking about elves here

[01:22:28] 50

[01:22:30] 5 year old children

[01:22:32] 55 year old children

[01:22:34] you just want to say calm

[01:22:36] many

[01:22:38] many 5 year old children

[01:22:40] and then I look at captain

[01:22:42] captain whore do you want these guys

[01:22:44] to go kill 55 year olds

[01:22:46] no it also

[01:22:48] it's captain whore

[01:22:50] hey what

[01:22:52] whore hey is the name

[01:22:54] we need to know what

[01:22:56] my name is cast

[01:22:58] or not whore hey

[01:23:02] look

[01:23:04] so here's a question

[01:23:06] so it's been about 2 weeks

[01:23:08] this conversation has been 2 goddamn weeks

[01:23:12] god damn it

[01:23:14] dammit Tyler

[01:23:18] in the 2 weeks since you guys got back from

[01:23:20] what did you do with the scrolls and

[01:23:22] the books that you guys got from the chest

[01:23:24] they did have some kind of enchantment on them

[01:23:26] you know that

[01:23:28] well I think somebody would have had to have identified

[01:23:30] I'd be identifying

[01:23:32] go for it

[01:23:34] I identify them I have 2 weeks to do so

[01:23:36] okay I'm assuming I don't have to roll

[01:23:38] you know that is fair

[01:23:40] you don't have to roll anyway

[01:23:42] you can do it all in one day

[01:23:44] so the books are

[01:23:46] so you pull up some of the schemas

[01:23:48] and look at them

[01:23:50] they're written in a magically coded language

[01:23:52] that you despite using

[01:23:54] like any all your techniques

[01:23:56] to try and to code them

[01:23:58] you can't

[01:24:00] they are beyond your

[01:24:02] your means

[01:24:04] the magic of them

[01:24:06] is just

[01:24:08] incomprehensible

[01:24:10] but it's clear that

[01:24:12] there is some kind of you need some kind of specific

[01:24:14] cipher to actually access

[01:24:16] okay so

[01:24:18] what did you do with them

[01:24:20] the rhythm of the fire

[01:24:22] no

[01:24:24] I know I would need to

[01:24:26] research them

[01:24:28] google them

[01:24:30] well you could have gone to gather hold

[01:24:32] and sold them

[01:24:34] or you could have kept them yourself

[01:24:36] I don't know if they are

[01:24:38] I want to research whether I

[01:24:40] can identify them or not before I just go

[01:24:42] sell them blindly

[01:24:44] because they could be anything

[01:24:46] if it's something dangerous and I'm selling it

[01:24:48] I'm not going to go criminal

[01:24:50] okay so maybe you went to gather hold to their libraries

[01:24:52] and sell them

[01:24:54] roll me a

[01:24:56] I guess

[01:24:58] I guess it would be an investigation

[01:25:00] roll

[01:25:02] I can do that

[01:25:04] it's actually my best roll

[01:25:06] 1215

[01:25:12] so as far as you can tell

[01:25:14] like you go to

[01:25:16] the library

[01:25:18] in gather hold

[01:25:20] you can't

[01:25:22] aside from being house can't

[01:25:24] you are unable to

[01:25:26] find anybody

[01:25:28] in gather hold that is able to actually decipher it

[01:25:30] as well

[01:25:32] like you try your best

[01:25:34] it seems like there's some kind of coded

[01:25:36] message

[01:25:38] that just cannot be deciphered at this time

[01:25:40] okay

[01:25:42] but it's important enough that she was trying to take them

[01:25:44] it was important enough that she was trying to take them

[01:25:46] so I don't want to just

[01:25:48] liquidate them into money

[01:25:50] okay because they were

[01:25:52] looking at as you

[01:25:54] as you were doing your work in gather hold

[01:25:56] like looking them up

[01:25:58] you were getting a couple of like prying

[01:26:00] like prying eyes

[01:26:02] and like some people that were like talking

[01:26:04] asking you about them

[01:26:06] so did you

[01:26:08] tell anybody

[01:26:10] like did you like

[01:26:12] alright, fair enough

[01:26:14] so that's what you've been

[01:26:16] so you kept them okay

[01:26:18] so we get back

[01:26:20] I need the rest of you guys

[01:26:22] to roll me a perception test

[01:26:24] okay

[01:26:26] as you hear something

[01:26:28] so I'm assuming in this time

[01:26:30] there's been at least one building pulled out

[01:26:32] yeah one building went up

[01:26:34] because I doubt everyone is living in

[01:26:36] like as well as how is it going to be

[01:26:38] nine

[01:26:42] uh

[01:26:44] it's the one beside the 14

[01:26:46] oh that's an 18

[01:26:48] okay

[01:26:50] sorry you said

[01:26:52] perception

[01:26:54] okay so that's plus four so 22

[01:26:56] okay

[01:26:58] you hear a commotion

[01:27:00] back at

[01:27:02] the town

[01:27:04] there's like a bell ringing

[01:27:06] like an alarm bell

[01:27:08] well it is odd

[01:27:10] it is a couple of miles away

[01:27:12] but you guys can hear it across the plains

[01:27:16] uh yes probably

[01:27:18] bells usually mean

[01:27:20] something is big happening

[01:27:22] very well, hand on

[01:27:24] grab onto the cables

[01:27:28] that sounds like terrible idea

[01:27:30] the best idea

[01:27:32] he winks and grabs on

[01:27:36] alright I'll grab onto one of the cables

[01:27:38] okay

[01:27:40] are you the rest of you guys doing that

[01:27:42] alright I'm gonna look at my scroll

[01:27:44] what do you think shit

[01:27:46] that's my scroll's name

[01:27:48] you look over he's already up the cable

[01:27:50] you look over he's already halfway up the cable

[01:27:52] he's way into it

[01:27:56] bills is a sound of money

[01:27:58] I'll grab a cable

[01:28:00] and with that the galleon

[01:28:02] you guys like

[01:28:04] am I there?

[01:28:06] I pick up Rob by his little handle

[01:28:08] and wrap the rope around my other hand

[01:28:10] and go

[01:28:12] his dog has a handle in the back

[01:28:14] care handle yes

[01:28:16] and yeah you guys like

[01:28:18] the galleon doesn't go that far

[01:28:20] it's only a couple of miles away

[01:28:22] but it's faster than walking

[01:28:24] or even horseback

[01:28:26] and yeah you guys get back to town

[01:28:28] there's smoke coming off

[01:28:30] Abel is uh

[01:28:32] like home in the town hall

[01:28:34] don't you dare air quotes our town

[01:28:36] the town hall

[01:28:38] because the town hall is also like

[01:28:40] for home and the tavern

[01:28:42] so

[01:28:44] and you guys descend down

[01:28:46] it lands you down a nice so you guys can hop off the wires

[01:28:50] and there are there is a little bit

[01:28:52] of a brawl between two

[01:28:54] of the warforges that you guys

[01:28:56] brought over

[01:28:58] and a couple of the other town like farmhands

[01:29:00] and stuff and one of them's already like

[01:29:02] one of the normal

[01:29:04] one of the human farmhands

[01:29:06] has lost an arm

[01:29:08] because one of the warforges

[01:29:10] you guys have on that's like fighting the others

[01:29:14] their hands become a blade

[01:29:16] and they are

[01:29:18] they're trying their whole the other ones holding

[01:29:20] a

[01:29:22] holding a pack of

[01:29:24] something the other warforge

[01:29:26] yes it is more like

[01:29:28] it looks like a satchel with and you can see poking out of it

[01:29:30] some of those scroll tubes

[01:29:32] like mine

[01:29:34] yeah

[01:29:36] how dare they

[01:29:38] grease

[01:29:40] we're entering combat because they are

[01:29:42] they're fighting as you guys rush in

[01:29:44] I want to try to dissolve the situation

[01:29:46] alright with grease

[01:29:48] I would have used battery as is

[01:29:50] that would dissolve the better

[01:29:54] nice

[01:29:56] so to roll this

[01:29:58] it is

[01:30:00] all my casting is just that

[01:30:02] do I have to roll something

[01:30:04] for this too?

[01:30:06] I don't think so

[01:30:14] plus

[01:30:16] 12, 16

[01:30:20] is that to hit them

[01:30:22] or to like hit the area around them

[01:30:24] yeah hit the area around them

[01:30:26] nice

[01:30:28] it's a 10 foot

[01:30:30] square area and they have to do

[01:30:32] a deck save

[01:30:34] or they fall

[01:30:36] I'll say that

[01:30:38] that's gonna be 17

[01:30:40] and 11

[01:30:42] so I believe the

[01:30:44] deck save is my spell save DC

[01:30:46] Aaron yes okay so one falls

[01:30:48] the lower one okay

[01:30:50] which one falls?

[01:30:52] the lower one okay so

[01:30:54] the one with the sword for an arm now

[01:30:56] he slips down on the ground

[01:30:58] the other one with the satchel

[01:31:00] tries to leave

[01:31:02] the area of the grease and tries to run

[01:31:04] he is running

[01:31:06] west

[01:31:08] are we far away am I?

[01:31:10] it's within like a 50 feet

[01:31:12] you guys made it like

[01:31:14] within 50 feet of the action

[01:31:16] I also want to ask what the hell is going on to the guy that fell

[01:31:18] the guy that fell

[01:31:20] he's one of the guys that's attacking

[01:31:22] I understand that I'm asking what the fuck is going on

[01:31:24] you betrayer

[01:31:26] working with the fleshy

[01:31:30] I have no sympathy for you

[01:31:32] you're a fleshy I am

[01:31:34] I am in fact a fleshy you're here too

[01:31:36] you're working with fleshy's what's the problem

[01:31:38] that's the whole idea he attacks you

[01:31:40] like he tries to get us to attack you

[01:31:42] we'll see if he gets up

[01:31:46] that is going to be a 12

[01:31:48] so no he slips and slides

[01:31:50] on the oil

[01:31:52] but the other one with the satchel with the schemas

[01:31:54] with the scroll tubes

[01:31:56] run toward the fogs

[01:31:58] to the west cool he's getting away with my shit

[01:32:00] well thanks

[01:32:02] both of you

[01:32:04] who you guys want

[01:32:06] no I don't

[01:32:08] execute I will

[01:32:10] run after him to the end of my

[01:32:12] to the end of my movement

[01:32:14] and bowl whip cold shot on

[01:32:16] bitch's ankles

[01:32:18] I'm not going to shoot if he's in my line of sight

[01:32:20] I would probably be staying

[01:32:22] out of the line of fire

[01:32:24] of his bowl because I have seen

[01:32:26] you know

[01:32:28] I don't know if you know what it says

[01:32:30] yeah you do that

[01:32:32] little bowl big power

[01:32:34] yep

[01:32:36] so how did you get 17

[01:32:38] out of that bow

[01:32:40] we had marked him too

[01:32:42] that was the mark

[01:32:44] he gets extra damage

[01:32:46] on any creature that he has

[01:32:48] as a marked target

[01:32:50] that's cool

[01:32:52] yeah that was a really good

[01:32:54] that made that really short

[01:32:58] 26 for a roll

[01:33:00] to attack

[01:33:02] okay

[01:33:04] that definitely hits

[01:33:10] imagine if you had the gun

[01:33:12] that comes later

[01:33:16] we will get him

[01:33:18] long next sniper rifle

[01:33:20] 15

[01:33:22] 15

[01:33:24] okay

[01:33:26] warrior 762 by

[01:33:28] 54

[01:33:30] he's not dead

[01:33:32] but he is definitely

[01:33:34] limping at this point

[01:33:36] I would say it's halved his speed

[01:33:38] well that's the point of that anyway

[01:33:40] yep so then we get to

[01:33:42] catch up to him pretty easily after that

[01:33:44] no the cartridge isn't 762

[01:33:46] it's Sven62

[01:33:48] that's who made the gun

[01:33:50] Sven62

[01:33:52] he was a warforge

[01:33:54] yeah

[01:33:56] 62

[01:33:58] that's the thing now I'm running that down

[01:34:00] go for it

[01:34:02] okay

[01:34:04] oh thank you

[01:34:06] almost roll on one

[01:34:08] and then tip to 17

[01:34:10] nice

[01:34:12] that hits

[01:34:14] okay so that will be

[01:34:16] oh but I have to roll with this

[01:34:18] advantage because it is cold shot

[01:34:20] yep

[01:34:26] roll of 15

[01:34:28] plus 5 no plus 4

[01:34:30] so 19

[01:34:32] that hits

[01:34:34] that is

[01:34:36] 4 damage to ankle

[01:34:38] and he is down

[01:34:40] now he is crawling

[01:34:42] toward the floor

[01:34:44] man fuck that ankle

[01:34:46] trying to get it, yeah he's trying

[01:34:48] yeah

[01:34:50] I didn't even use smite

[01:34:52] are you still trying to talk to the guy

[01:34:54] at this point he's just kind of floundering

[01:34:56] on the oil trying to get up

[01:34:58] but he's in a rush

[01:35:00] if I just leave him here he could just start killing other people

[01:35:02] yeah

[01:35:04] he's basically shouting profanities against the fleshies

[01:35:06] and like

[01:35:08] and he's trying to call out to the other warforges here

[01:35:10] it's like right

[01:35:12] you shouldn't be serving these

[01:35:14] fleshies

[01:35:16] you should be

[01:35:18] aiding your own kind

[01:35:20] the lord of blades

[01:35:22] will

[01:35:24] rise us above these

[01:35:26] organics

[01:35:28] what in the fuck man

[01:35:30] we treat you good, we take you out of swamp

[01:35:32] and into our glorious city

[01:35:34] very glorious

[01:35:38] can I issue an intimidation check

[01:35:40] so the guy that's trying to crawl away

[01:35:42] sure, yeah

[01:35:44] 14

[01:35:46] okay so as you're like walking up and approaching him

[01:35:48] yeah

[01:35:50] stop

[01:35:52] that's my intimidation

[01:35:54] stop

[01:35:56] roll a any both

[01:35:58] so you need to roll me a perception test

[01:36:00] you need to roll me an investigation

[01:36:02] if you rolled a one it probably would have come out like

[01:36:04] no stop it

[01:36:06] don't you do it

[01:36:10] investigation? yeah

[01:36:12] what am I investigating

[01:36:14] him, the one in the oil

[01:36:16] okay

[01:36:18] and I'm doing a perception you said

[01:36:20] yeah

[01:36:26] 21 for me

[01:36:28] okay

[01:36:30] so he's like on his belly

[01:36:32] and he stopped

[01:36:34] but then you start seeing something like glowing

[01:36:36] in like pulses underneath him

[01:36:38] and it's getting faster

[01:36:40] you

[01:36:42] I as a soldier do I recognize what's happening

[01:36:44] it's a magical bomb

[01:36:46] he's got

[01:36:48] a or he's got a satchel

[01:36:50] full of stuff

[01:36:52] so you can try

[01:36:54] and get it without a disadvantage

[01:36:56] is he closer? oh actually

[01:36:58] I'm gonna issue a warning

[01:37:00] grab the satchel

[01:37:02] and now here's the thing before it's anything else

[01:37:04] if I shoot this man

[01:37:06] yeah

[01:37:08] he's got this

[01:37:10] this is a device he has on him

[01:37:12] so I'll say you're in the war

[01:37:14] actually you know this thing

[01:37:16] it's integrated into his chest

[01:37:18] he is the bomb

[01:37:20] he is the bomb

[01:37:22] if you kill him before it goes off

[01:37:24] before

[01:37:26] you will deactivate it

[01:37:28] alright

[01:37:30] so you'll be at disadvantage

[01:37:32] because this is kind of in a hurry

[01:37:34] he's also shooting again it's prone

[01:37:36] which would be advantage

[01:37:38] so it would equal out

[01:37:40] okay I'm gonna shoot

[01:37:42] see if he can anyways

[01:37:44] remember

[01:37:46] I rolled a natural 20

[01:37:48] don't even bother rolling damage

[01:37:50] yeah

[01:37:52] head shot

[01:37:54] he starts like

[01:37:56] and then

[01:37:58] his head just

[01:38:00] goes right through his eye

[01:38:02] and he just drops

[01:38:04] the glow pulsing stops

[01:38:06] alright

[01:38:08] grab that sack of paper he's got

[01:38:10] grab that sack of paper

[01:38:12] grab that sack of paper

[01:38:14] grab his satchel

[01:38:16] you see there's an insignia

[01:38:18] that's kind of been underneath

[01:38:20] some of his layers of metal

[01:38:22] um

[01:38:24] he looks like a

[01:38:26] kind of like a ring

[01:38:28] with like four like

[01:38:30] spikes impaling the ring

[01:38:32] do I recognize this symbol

[01:38:34] um roll me history

[01:38:36] I can do this

[01:38:38] that was a hell of a

[01:38:40] roll 13

[01:38:42] so 13

[01:38:44] plus history

[01:38:46] plus 4

[01:38:48] so

[01:38:50] 17

[01:38:52] you've heard of it

[01:38:54] recognize it

[01:38:56] it's come up a couple of times

[01:38:58] in and around gather hold

[01:39:00] and like areas around the mournlands

[01:39:02] it's the banner

[01:39:04] of the lord of blades

[01:39:06] who is a rogue warforge

[01:39:08] who is forming an

[01:39:10] is rumored to be forming an army

[01:39:12] of rogue warforges in the mournlands

[01:39:14] and biting their time

[01:39:16] to destroy the organics

[01:39:18] I am not liking this

[01:39:20] um

[01:39:22] you were rolling a

[01:39:24] intimidation or investigation

[01:39:26] you were saying I was investigating something

[01:39:28] I did want you to know

[01:39:30] something about the guy

[01:39:32] so what'd you roll 12 and 19

[01:39:34] okay

[01:39:36] you don't recognize this warforge

[01:39:38] like now that you're up close to knowing this

[01:39:40] you realize this isn't one of your warforges

[01:39:42] but he's wearing

[01:39:44] some of the like the

[01:39:46] hands of one of the warforges you guys

[01:39:48] had on the farm

[01:39:50] he was in

[01:39:52] disguise

[01:39:54] he like ripped off the face

[01:39:56] of a friendly warforge

[01:39:58] actually it looks like

[01:40:00] yeah

[01:40:02] you found Troy

[01:40:04] Caster

[01:40:06] yeah it looks like

[01:40:08] he melted

[01:40:10] some of your warforge

[01:40:12] like farmhands like faces to his

[01:40:14] on face

[01:40:16] okay cool as a form of disguise

[01:40:18] he's also got one

[01:40:20] Ted

[01:40:26] what the fuck are you

[01:40:28] Troy

[01:40:30] that's right

[01:40:32] I'm Troy

[01:40:34] Viva la

[01:40:36] Lord of Blades

[01:40:38] and then you start seeing a red pulsing energy

[01:40:40] coming off his chest

[01:40:42] so you're all far away

[01:40:44] yeah

[01:40:46] you don't recognize

[01:40:48] you guys are farther away

[01:40:50] Robbins has been holding his action this whole time

[01:40:52] because I wasn't sure

[01:40:54] I didn't want him to attack anyone because I was trying to

[01:40:56] defuse the situation but he's a bad guy

[01:40:58] so I want Rob to attack him with force and power to win

[01:41:02] where's Rob

[01:41:04] we're going now

[01:41:06] Rob to have drill bits for teeth

[01:41:08] that's cool

[01:41:10] bolts as well

[01:41:12] if I want to reload his mouth

[01:41:14] now we're talking drill bits like Robby's

[01:41:16] or

[01:41:18] Phillips

[01:41:20] is this a construction model

[01:41:22] I was thinking hammer drill bits

[01:41:24] so

[01:41:26] that make him a robbit

[01:41:28] you could still get the

[01:41:30] get out

[01:41:32] and we're done

[01:41:34] yep

[01:41:36] it's a total of 18

[01:41:38] excellent

[01:41:40] he was prone

[01:41:42] we're just talking about paper right now

[01:41:44] what's on the paper you found

[01:41:48] do you guys like

[01:41:50] Sheldon cloud 40 feet by

[01:41:52] this little robot dog

[01:41:54] runs over to him and

[01:41:56] bites him in the face for 8 damage

[01:41:58] that is not enough to kill him

[01:42:00] he tries his best

[01:42:02] the red of the hub

[01:42:04] that'd be so embarrassed if I died from a bite to the face

[01:42:06] that would be so embarrassed

[01:42:08] so I'm going to make this

[01:42:10] this is going to be like him

[01:42:12] you have three rounds

[01:42:14] how far away are they from me

[01:42:16] they were run after

[01:42:18] I'd say you guys are about 100 feet away

[01:42:20] that's how far I got

[01:42:22] okay

[01:42:24] so we're going to

[01:42:26] top the round

[01:42:28] I think it's my bonus action to tell all my friends around me

[01:42:30] that bomb attack him now

[01:42:36] that was just my own sound

[01:42:38] do you know what

[01:42:40] roll it

[01:42:42] roll what

[01:42:44] hang on

[01:42:46] is there some sort of a leadership

[01:42:48] I was actually looking for that

[01:42:50] I guess it would be persuasion because I don't see

[01:42:52] an inspiration

[01:42:54] roll inspire

[01:42:56] get him

[01:42:58] I'm not feeling very inspired

[01:43:00] all the war for just a round of just like swarm of it

[01:43:02] it's a pretty great war speech

[01:43:04] very inspirational

[01:43:06] it's a bomb

[01:43:08] it's a bomb

[01:43:10] I've heard that one before

[01:43:14] it's my buddy

[01:43:16] my buddy is the bomb

[01:43:18] bomb

[01:43:20] you get three of the war for just the rest of them scatter

[01:43:22] that's fair

[01:43:24] everybody else scatters except for three of them so they all go at him

[01:43:26] it's a bomb

[01:43:28] let's see

[01:43:30] nat 20

[01:43:32] healing

[01:43:34] yeah

[01:43:36] I'm just going to roll a d6

[01:43:38] on this one

[01:43:40] see

[01:43:42] all right I don't have d6

[01:43:44] for some reason

[01:43:46] my dice box does not have a d6

[01:43:48] I'll get you a couple of useful

[01:43:50] um

[01:43:52] so that's going to be 12 damage

[01:43:56] yeah so he's still going

[01:43:58] yeah so the next one

[01:44:00] I'm just flattening him

[01:44:02] that one does not hit

[01:44:04] they're kind of panicky

[01:44:06] he's like trying to stab him with a bit of a fork

[01:44:08] no it's not happening

[01:44:10] this one doesn't blend into the game

[01:44:12] so next round

[01:44:14] so top uh you guys

[01:44:16] at the top of the round now

[01:44:18] um you guys off in the distance here

[01:44:20] it's a bomb

[01:44:22] like off in the distance like oh right the other guy

[01:44:24] that's what you think

[01:44:26] yeah I know

[01:44:28] I'm so scared

[01:44:30] you're a little late

[01:44:32] you have some lag in your system

[01:44:34] you have buffering or something

[01:44:36] he is running on windows 95

[01:44:38] in the dial-up

[01:44:40] yeah he's a pro type right

[01:44:42] do you guys want to start running back

[01:44:44] or heading back or what are you guys doing

[01:44:46] well we are investigating these papers

[01:44:48] it's the skill I'm supposed to do from here

[01:44:50] um like fair

[01:44:52] it's only at a bow

[01:44:54] how impressive would it be

[01:44:56] like from 100 feet away

[01:44:58] there wasn't 3 warfords already on them

[01:45:00] yeah that's true

[01:45:02] easily but

[01:45:04] he's surrounded and getting the beat down

[01:45:06] yeah that's fair

[01:45:08] I was already thinking that but then he did the inspired thing

[01:45:10] I'm like yeah

[01:45:12] probably

[01:45:14] Fin 10 you're looking at the papers

[01:45:16] it's the schemas

[01:45:18] that copper has been looking at

[01:45:20] over the last 2 weeks now

[01:45:22] um

[01:45:24] you still can't decipher them

[01:45:26] or you don't understand them

[01:45:28] the words and symbols shift

[01:45:30] magically on the paper

[01:45:32] um but

[01:45:34] yeah that's basically what you get from me

[01:45:36] wait a minute I cast

[01:45:38] Comprehend Languages

[01:45:40] yeah you do it doesn't work

[01:45:42] that's what it says in the book

[01:45:44] but these schemas it doesn't matter

[01:45:46] if you have Comprehend language it needs a certain thing

[01:45:48] for you to decipher it

[01:45:50] what the hell did you just say did you say I cast

[01:45:52] Comprehend Languages

[01:45:54] it is the verbal component

[01:45:56] to my Comprehend Languages

[01:45:58] I thought that was a warfords thing

[01:46:00] I have to say the things that I allow before I do them sometimes

[01:46:02] is that important

[01:46:04] I didn't roll I just made it off

[01:46:06] okay that's fine

[01:46:08] I cast a magic spell

[01:46:10] jump

[01:46:12] you ever seen what we do in the shadows

[01:46:14] every time I turn into a bat

[01:46:16] I have to yell back

[01:46:18] so you have that was like an anime thing

[01:46:20] like our Dragon Ball Z thing

[01:46:22] you had to say your

[01:46:24] say the move before you do it

[01:46:26] yeah

[01:46:28] okay so the

[01:46:30] that's what they're doing

[01:46:32] they're learning about the other guy

[01:46:34] roll your attack

[01:46:36] on him

[01:46:38] unless you want the other guy to

[01:46:40] sit back with my arms crossed

[01:46:42] they got this

[01:46:44] I am an inspiring man

[01:46:46] next turn

[01:46:48] I will also attack

[01:46:50] I suppose they would have to shield for him

[01:46:52] if he did blow up right this time

[01:46:54] they have handles on their backs

[01:46:56] there's a mess of actual shield

[01:46:58] the bomb will cross both

[01:47:00] put them in front of you

[01:47:02] okay I'm going to two hand

[01:47:04] my warhammer and attempt to smack him

[01:47:06] yeah

[01:47:08] he's just kind of like cackling like mechanically

[01:47:10] as like the like

[01:47:12] boop boop boop boop

[01:47:16] 13

[01:47:18] yes

[01:47:20] nice

[01:47:22] because he is prone

[01:47:24] actually you have an advantage because he's prone

[01:47:26] so roll again I hit him anyways

[01:47:28] let me try for a crit

[01:47:30] yeah

[01:47:32] he's already f**king

[01:47:34] explosable

[01:47:36] you actually should have had disadvantage on shooting that guy

[01:47:38] oh no

[01:47:40] because he was prone and you were shooting him

[01:47:42] yeah

[01:47:44] oh I thought

[01:47:46] if he was prone he had advantage

[01:47:48] only on melee

[01:47:50] okay then technically he couldn't have done that shot

[01:47:52] because I was going to give him

[01:47:54] a disadvantage

[01:47:56] on the called shot

[01:47:58] who was in a called shot

[01:48:00] it was a rush shot

[01:48:02] that was when I rolled a 20 though wasn't it

[01:48:04] yeah that's fine

[01:48:06] so you had shot

[01:48:08] for the future

[01:48:10] ranged versus prone

[01:48:12] it's a disadvantage

[01:48:14] hence why you lay down when you shoot

[01:48:16] because you're a smaller target

[01:48:18] okay so

[01:48:20] I have a rolling damage right

[01:48:22] okay so that is 6

[01:48:28] 9 damage

[01:48:30] you just walk up these cacklings

[01:48:32] it's like Lord of Blade

[01:48:34] crush his head

[01:48:36] with your warhammer

[01:48:38] and the blade

[01:48:40] hammer

[01:48:42] what was it like

[01:48:44] rock beats scissors

[01:48:46] hammer beats blade

[01:48:48] mixed opportunity

[01:48:50] but yeah as soon as he

[01:48:52] his head like just he goes limp as soon as his head is crushed

[01:48:54] and the glow that's pulsing

[01:48:56] just stops

[01:48:58] on his chest

[01:49:00] and you see that there's a symbol

[01:49:02] that's like impale like a

[01:49:04] ring with like spikes through it

[01:49:06] okay

[01:49:08] I'll brofist all of my

[01:49:10] my comprojurees that help

[01:49:12] yeah we did it

[01:49:14] it goes on me boys

[01:49:16] first thing all warforged over there

[01:49:18] I need to check in for symbols

[01:49:20] everybody against the wall now

[01:49:22] oh bro

[01:49:24] over there take your armor off

[01:49:26] these explosive devices

[01:49:28] we have knowledge of them those of us who are in the war

[01:49:30] yeah if you especially warforged that were in the war

[01:49:32] or you specifically because

[01:49:34] you are all warforged

[01:49:36] physical devices that can be extracted from the body

[01:49:38] so you

[01:49:40] as a covert operator

[01:49:42] during the war

[01:49:44] you recognize this this was very dirty

[01:49:46] like job like this is

[01:49:48] like this had to be tinkered

[01:49:50] basically somebody tinkered with the warforged

[01:49:52] core to detonate it

[01:49:54] basically turned a warforge

[01:49:56] into a living bomb

[01:49:58] somebody and like

[01:50:00] that those were dirty tactics

[01:50:02] um

[01:50:04] but uh yeah

[01:50:06] somebody has with that knowledge

[01:50:08] did this and like that's not a common thing

[01:50:12] so from what you've heard of like the lord of blades

[01:50:14] because you even heard of the rumors

[01:50:16] and legend and like the stories

[01:50:18] basically he would like after the war

[01:50:20] he

[01:50:22] as far as you can tell he didn't have

[01:50:24] he didn't see his purpose stopping

[01:50:26] and saw that like

[01:50:28] after the the mournlands was created

[01:50:30] he decided to just go into the mournlands and recruit

[01:50:32] as many warforges he could to his

[01:50:34] cause to build an army

[01:50:36] to eradicate the organics

[01:50:38] so

[01:50:40] fleshies yeah fleshies

[01:50:42] I mean I get it but he's a dick yeah

[01:50:44] yeah um

[01:50:46] and he's somewhere as far as you guys know he's somewhere out in the mournlands

[01:50:48] like in the wastelands of the mournlands

[01:50:50] being a shithead yeah

[01:50:52] you've heard some horror stories of like him

[01:50:54] taking prisoners and like some of his raiding parties taking prisoners and like

[01:50:57] dissecting humans and elves

[01:50:59] and elves and gnomes

[01:51:01] why?

[01:51:02] for to see how easy how

[01:51:04] how would he kill them best

[01:51:06] dissecting works pretty good

[01:51:08] yeah or finding out where the which

[01:51:10] fleshy part so die faster

[01:51:12] um

[01:51:14] hit the heart for double damage

[01:51:16] yeah but uh yeah

[01:51:18] um so you check your other guys

[01:51:20] so you're missing two people

[01:51:22] am I? you're missing two warforges

[01:51:24] like warforges um

[01:51:26] and then the other well in

[01:51:28] Ted yeah Bill and Ted are

[01:51:30] are missing um

[01:51:32] they were going on an excellent adventure

[01:51:34] it was a bogus journey

[01:51:36] um you you check the ones that

[01:51:38] you are on the wall um but not

[01:51:40] they're all clean uh it was just the two

[01:51:42] uh and then a short time later you find

[01:51:44] Bill and Ted um there

[01:51:46] what's left of them no uh behind

[01:51:48] like often uh in a burrow

[01:51:50] like a like a ditch behind the barn

[01:51:52] dammit um

[01:51:54] not to bury them or to use

[01:51:56] them as materials

[01:51:58] I don't know what's kosher

[01:52:00] or not for warforges like we get

[01:52:02] it right yeah

[01:52:04] hey I mean in the war

[01:52:06] we just repurposed them rust

[01:52:08] uh old ratchet needs uh

[01:52:10] you need some legs um coal needs

[01:52:12] a new arm yeah

[01:52:14] yeah if you're

[01:52:16] if you want to tinker about that you can

[01:52:18] but this is as you guys are kind of like reconvening

[01:52:20] mm-hmm and finding out uh and

[01:52:22] like you're you're carrying that bag

[01:52:24] of the schematics and stuff um

[01:52:26] I appreciate you getting that back for me

[01:52:28] yeah uh captain um

[01:52:30] uh captain Jorge

[01:52:32] um comes over

[01:52:34] it's like well that seemed

[01:52:36] uh bit of an issue

[01:52:38] I

[01:52:40] what this is no problem

[01:52:42] I don't know his name's

[01:52:44] a bit of a problem

[01:52:46] you're gonna wrap going so captain

[01:52:48] or hey

[01:52:50] it's or hate willow

[01:52:52] um

[01:52:54] or twinkle

[01:52:56] he he look he you you all

[01:52:58] see that he's like kind of eyeing the scrolls

[01:53:00] in that in that schedule and it's like

[01:53:04] the there may be a reason

[01:53:06] for this attack um

[01:53:08] that side from just all

[01:53:10] squishies must die

[01:53:12] yes um

[01:53:14] I am not the first person to try

[01:53:16] not the first method of trying to contact you

[01:53:18] in the last few weeks

[01:53:20] what do you mean

[01:53:22] there was a uh an attack at the

[01:53:24] uh

[01:53:26] mm-hmm

[01:53:28] uh

[01:53:30] there was a tech in sharn again

[01:53:32] oh wait it seems to be

[01:53:34] when is there not an attack

[01:53:36] in sharn

[01:53:38] according to the sharn inquisitive

[01:53:40] um but uh a house to this

[01:53:42] uh message station was

[01:53:44] attacked by cobalt marauders

[01:53:46] um with a

[01:53:48] invisibility these cobalt were not

[01:53:50] normal cobalt these cobalt were

[01:53:52] half cobalt

[01:53:54] half what warforged

[01:53:56] I want one and they had the

[01:53:58] insignia of that

[01:54:00] and they points to the the ring

[01:54:02] with the spikes in it

[01:54:04] the king of blades and lord of blades

[01:54:06] lord of blades

[01:54:08] I told you like half cobalt

[01:54:10] half warforged

[01:54:12] cyborgs

[01:54:14] again there were there there's there's stories

[01:54:16] that the lord of blades has been taking organics

[01:54:18] and doing stuff with them

[01:54:20] so

[01:54:22] um but yeah so

[01:54:24] my my patron

[01:54:26] um I guess if you guys want more information

[01:54:28] I will provide because this thing's

[01:54:30] this thing's escalated a little bit

[01:54:32] yeah I don't want any more my uh

[01:54:34] not my our

[01:54:36] our friends our friends being murdered here

[01:54:38] some of the word

[01:54:40] oh he calls his friends

[01:54:42] hell yeah man throw a fist everybody

[01:54:44] you just go down one

[01:54:48] it's the best break in the conversation

[01:54:50] of a race and hold on

[01:54:52] just stop bragging

[01:54:54] yeah he's like he's

[01:54:56] captain horne is just like

[01:54:58] um but yes

[01:55:00] my my benefactor who's been trying to

[01:55:02] contact you uh at my

[01:55:04] uh suggestion was uh

[01:55:06] is uh is one lady

[01:55:08] eladrin the canith

[01:55:10] dun dun

[01:55:12] house to can house of house canith

[01:55:14] hmm okay

[01:55:16] she would like to speak with you

[01:55:18] regarding

[01:55:20] those

[01:55:22] is she knows about them yes

[01:55:24] I've been trying to find anyone that knows about them

[01:55:26] and no one knows oh they

[01:55:28] knew they just weren't telling

[01:55:30] you god damn it

[01:55:32] that's why we were trying to get the hold of you this is

[01:55:34] we have to go back to the city

[01:55:36] I know I know

[01:55:38] I'm taking full

[01:55:40] rest it's fine

[01:55:42] we don't even need to spell today

[01:55:44] yes as I say

[01:55:46] in character

[01:55:48] yeah

[01:55:50] yes I did did you

[01:55:52] yes I cast comprehend like

[01:55:54] oh I thought that might have been a canjup or something

[01:55:56] no set it out loud

[01:55:58] I cast comprehend

[01:56:00] languages so will you

[01:56:02] come with me and meet lady

[01:56:04] eladrin at the broken

[01:56:06] end in Sean yeah

[01:56:08] if figuring out

[01:56:10] what these scrolls do

[01:56:12] is gonna stop more attacks

[01:56:14] coming to a shot than yet

[01:56:16] especially since it seems the other

[01:56:18] that my lady is

[01:56:20] not the only one looking for those schemas

[01:56:22] mm-hmm I didn't know that they were

[01:56:24] this sought after otherwise I would have just

[01:56:26] sold them left them somewhere

[01:56:28] honestly when you were calling them schemas

[01:56:30] I thought originally it was just drugs

[01:56:32] yeah yeah I thought

[01:56:34] I was gonna yeah from

[01:56:36] that's for some reason they decided

[01:56:38] that like schema is the is the nice

[01:56:40] fancy fantasy version of schematics

[01:56:42] I don't know why but that's

[01:56:44] in probably because they couldn't spell

[01:56:46] schematics maybe schematics does

[01:56:48] does take that keeps maker

[01:56:50] yeah

[01:56:52] like in a fancy world yeah but there's

[01:56:54] also a freaking lightning train

[01:56:56] yeah so yeah

[01:56:58] that is going to

[01:57:00] also that's also where I call for tonight

[01:57:02] as you guys are are you guys going to get paid though right

[01:57:04] of course

[01:57:06] House Kenneth maybe

[01:57:08] have been like taking that we are quite

[01:57:10] expensive

[01:57:12] we have a town to build here

[01:57:14] fair

[01:57:16] and I mean this things

[01:57:18] I mean will be

[01:57:20] it'll take us some time to get to uh to sharn

[01:57:22] so you know my friends and things on the wrong way

[01:57:24] there'll be side quests along the way and as soon as

[01:57:26] we get there there'll be side quests within side

[01:57:28] quest that's true it is very

[01:57:30] very very is the life of an adventure

[01:57:32] talk to people that have

[01:57:34] exclamation marks above their head

[01:57:36] mm-hmm what if they

[01:57:38] have question mark that means we could

[01:57:40] turn it in or it's or it's just

[01:57:42] more oh yeah or that

[01:57:44] yeah but

[01:57:46] we will call for tonight there okay uh

[01:57:48] you guys can all level up um

[01:57:50] nice also figure out how much you guys

[01:57:52] make a how much level uh experience

[01:57:54] you got from this uh so I found

[01:57:56] out something really really interesting

[01:57:58] while we were uh while we were playing

[01:58:00] okay I stumbled across a page

[01:58:02] that uh that actually tells

[01:58:04] me that I can use my

[01:58:06] warlock

[01:58:08] um spell slots to cast

[01:58:10] paladin spells and I can

[01:58:12] actually use my paladin spell slots

[01:58:14] to cast my warlock spells

[01:58:16] so basically you just want them all

[01:58:18] together yes

[01:58:20] you can only do that with warlock

[01:58:22] ones though um everything else

[01:58:24] has a

[01:58:26] class progression chart

[01:58:28] for how many spell slots you

[01:58:30] get if you're multi-classing

[01:58:32] because it's a pool

[01:58:34] of spell slots okay

[01:58:38] so if you're like a

[01:58:40] fifth level wizard

[01:58:42] third level druid

[01:58:44] there's you're you're counted as

[01:58:46] a uh an 8th

[01:58:48] level caster but if you're

[01:58:50] a fifth level wizard

[01:58:52] fourth level um

[01:58:54] um paladin

[01:58:56] then you're only

[01:58:58] counted as a seventh level caster

[01:59:02] okay sure because

[01:59:04] a paladin isn't a primary spell caster

[01:59:06] yeah okay um and

[01:59:08] fighter levels actually count towards

[01:59:10] it too but it's only a third

[01:59:12] of your fighter level still the

[01:59:14] fact that it counts at all yeah

[01:59:16] so if you're a ninth level fighter

[01:59:18] you technically count

[01:59:20] as a third level caster

[01:59:22] for the purposes of spell

[01:59:24] progression so if you are a first level

[01:59:26] wizard ninth level fighter

[01:59:28] you actually get spell slots

[01:59:30] as though you're a fourth level wizard

[01:59:32] wow but you still only

[01:59:34] have this first level

[01:59:36] availability of spells exactly

[01:59:38] we have more slots and

[01:59:40] you have up to uh

[01:59:42] you actually have a couple of second

[01:59:44] level spell slots just no second

[01:59:46] level spells so that means your first

[01:59:48] level spells you can cast using

[01:59:50] second level spell slots so they're

[01:59:52] amped up a little bit yeah that's cool

[01:59:54] so you guys got 600xp

[01:59:56] from killing gara

[01:59:58] and actually

[02:00:00] I should also mark uh so the um the

[02:00:02] little thing the tiny thing that you guys um

[02:00:04] that was shooting at your squirrel

[02:00:06] and uh bounced out

[02:00:08] was a sprite oh right

[02:00:10] that was bound by gara in the desk

[02:00:12] okay it was about to grab the tiny

[02:00:14] bow I don't think I did

[02:00:16] what was the only thing that

[02:00:18] um I guess yeah

[02:00:20] comments, questions, suggestions like it was a little short

[02:00:22] because you guys kind of just

[02:00:24] we skipped a lot

[02:00:26] fast traveling man yeah

[02:00:28] well also like the combat one really

[02:00:30] quick because you just murder gara

[02:00:32] you just get that that

[02:00:34] now this adventure was

[02:00:36] designed for first level characters

[02:00:38] and we're third level characters yeah

[02:00:40] so there is that but

[02:00:42] it was also designed for a party of

[02:00:44] four or five

[02:00:46] first level characters

[02:00:48] and we were two

[02:00:50] so and then when we added a

[02:00:52] second or third

[02:00:54] third level character into it

[02:00:56] um she really didn't stand

[02:00:58] much of a chance yeah maybe I'll

[02:01:00] increase some of the uh the

[02:01:02] HP on some of these characters

[02:01:04] no I like ganking them in one hit

[02:01:06] two hits

[02:01:08] uh the next one yeah the next thing

[02:01:10] I also like to read up on shadows of the last

[02:01:12] four which is the adventure that

[02:01:14] you guys just jumped into

[02:01:16] um I figured because at the end

[02:01:18] of the uh the adventure that you guys just played

[02:01:20] the forgotten relic it

[02:01:22] says like a captain of Leandar

[02:01:24] will uh

[02:01:26] will take note of your escapades on the

[02:01:28] train if you successfully

[02:01:30] do like the train stuff yeah and will

[02:01:32] come to come visit you

[02:01:34] and like offer you to join his crew

[02:01:36] and go on adventures across the world

[02:01:38] so I figured that was a cool segue

[02:01:40] to go into like as like the person

[02:01:42] to come pick you up for the next quest

[02:01:44] also the fact that he's the brother

[02:01:46] of the woman who owned

[02:01:48] the sky coach that you

[02:01:50] you guys took um

[02:01:52] liberated yeah and

[02:01:54] bet he doesn't care that you guys did

[02:01:56] that because whatever you got

[02:01:58] you guys bamboozled her she should be smarter

[02:02:00] because he's captain Jose Batista

[02:02:02] I mean whore hey twillow

[02:02:04] captain whore hey

[02:02:06] hey that's not my name

[02:02:08] yeah you guys liking it then yeah

[02:02:10] for sure again sorry

[02:02:12] Tyler it's not it was a bit shorter

[02:02:14] episode of session than we're used to so

[02:02:16] whoop

[02:02:18] it was like I was like is he like really

[02:02:20] just like gonna go to sleep and like

[02:02:22] not follow this energy like

[02:02:24] okay I figured you had a point

[02:02:26] I'm just gonna see where this goes boys

[02:02:28] yeah you're doing it again

[02:02:30] I knew it was gonna do this

[02:02:32] yeah we'll figure out um

[02:02:34] leveling and somebody off recording something

[02:02:36] so yeah sure alright see you all next time internet

[02:02:38] bye internet