(D&D5e): Eberron: Ashat's Adventurers - Episode 16: Journey to the Island of Ban’Na

[00:00:03] During the Last War, when the Elves of Aranol annexed Valinar from Seir, the Ashat Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:14] At the end of the Last War, when the morning creeped across Seir, decimating all in its path, the Ashat Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:26] Now, five years after the Last War, Mama Abby of the Ashat Ranch stands defiant but hopeful, with plans for a future for wayward Seirin survivors.

[00:00:41] She'll need help in this new expansion. Help from friends and found family. Help from Ashats Adventurers.

[00:00:51] Welcome to One Less Die, a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast.

[00:01:06] We're currently playing our...we're gonna try and play our Eberron campaign, Ashat's Adventures, otherwise known as The Ashats.

[00:01:18] So, we're all here live, or in meat space.

[00:01:22] Recorded at a later date live. None of us are dead, I promise!

[00:01:26] We also have a couple of old returning players from...you may remember them from last year, some of our Star Wars games.

[00:01:37] We got Seb and Josh and Mark is back.

[00:01:41] So, we're sorry, I have six players.

[00:01:44] You did it to yourself.

[00:01:45] I did this to myself.

[00:01:46] Again.

[00:01:47] I feel like you secretly like having this many people.

[00:01:49] He's a masochist.

[00:01:54] So, I guess before we get too far ahead, I know last time we left off, you guys had...the original players, Dave, Merritt, and Aaron, their characters had made it to Ter Velestus, the capital of the elves in Valenar.

[00:02:08] Where's the map?

[00:02:10] I don't know.

[00:02:15] I lied.

[00:02:19] Now, to show you guys...

[00:02:21] First of all, we're going to bring everything off the table.

[00:02:26] So, there's a quick refresher for the audience and our new audience.

[00:02:32] Eberron takes place mostly on the continent of Corvair.

[00:02:37] Ashat is on the southern shoreline of Lake Seir, bordering the Mournlands and Valenar and the Talenta Plains.

[00:02:46] They are currently traveled by airship from Ashat all the way down south to Ter Velestus.

[00:02:52] Valenar is like the land of the elves, basically, and this is the land of halflings.

[00:02:57] Halflings and dinosaurs.

[00:02:59] Sounds almost like Cadillacs and dinosaurs.

[00:03:01] Yes.

[00:03:02] Basically, they traveled across Valenar, which is like mostly desert in the north, and then like plains in the middle, and then jungle as you go farther and farther south.

[00:03:12] And the Mournlands is where that death fog is, that's basically fallout land.

[00:03:15] Yeah, basically.

[00:03:16] And yeah, they were going on this airship with Captain Tuilo, or Captain Jorge Tuilo of the Gilded Espero, because...

[00:03:26] Because...

[00:03:26] Adventure!

[00:03:28] Also because they have a land deed to an island off the coast of Valenar, which they procured from totally legit salvage operations in the Mournlands.

[00:03:38] Why are you side-eyeing me?

[00:03:39] It was.

[00:03:40] You know it was.

[00:03:42] Sure.

[00:03:43] No repercussions!

[00:03:46] Good.

[00:03:47] Good.

[00:03:49] And yeah, so they were basically having to go to Terri Valesa's first to get the land deed officiated by the elves, before they could move to the island and check it out for themselves.

[00:03:58] And then from the island they plan on going south, across the ocean, to Zendrik, the ancient, jungle continent of the giants.

[00:04:07] That's the rest of the world.

[00:04:11] So...

[00:04:13] I don't know where it is.

[00:04:15] Where it was?

[00:04:16] Where it was?

[00:04:16] Where it was?

[00:04:16] And then Zendrik, Sheldrik.

[00:04:16] Yeah, then we're going down.

[00:04:17] So you had to go across the Thunder Sea to get there.

[00:04:19] Kind of looks like the top of Canada.

[00:04:21] Yeah.

[00:04:21] Except it's jungle.

[00:04:22] Shut up.

[00:04:23] Shape-wise.

[00:04:24] It's reverse Canada.

[00:04:25] Yeah.

[00:04:27] Ah, Australia.

[00:04:29] Yeah.

[00:04:30] I'm sorry, that's not about to say too far off.

[00:04:34] So, yeah, as they're basically...

[00:04:36] I think we ended with them, with the Gilded Sparrow landing in Terriblestis.

[00:04:42] So, before we get too far ahead of ourselves, let's introduce characters.

[00:04:46] Serving on my right, Dave.

[00:04:50] Yes.

[00:04:51] Took you a while.

[00:04:52] Did you forget my name?

[00:04:53] No, I forgot which one and which one right.

[00:04:55] Oh, okay.

[00:04:56] You could have just said that you were pausing for dramatic effect.

[00:04:58] I'm Dave.

[00:04:59] I'm playing Copper, the war-forged artifizard, technically, because he is cross-class between

[00:05:06] an artificer and a wizard.

[00:05:07] He's an artificer battlesmith, that's the subclass I chose.

[00:05:11] He's ex-City Watch at the city of Tranish.

[00:05:16] And he, as an artificer battlesmith, he has a iron... steel companion?

[00:05:23] Steel Defender.

[00:05:24] Steel Defender, yeah.

[00:05:25] Steel Defender, named Rob.

[00:05:26] He basically looks like a... he's like a full-size Saint Bernard robotic dog, in the style of like, somewhere

[00:05:34] between steampunk and dwarven kind of tech looking.

[00:05:38] And, yeah. I'm...

[00:05:43] He has the barrel around his neck.

[00:05:45] Yeah.

[00:05:45] Yes, he has a health potion around his neck.

[00:05:48] Like a barrel.

[00:05:49] Like a barrel.

[00:05:50] Yeah, yeah.

[00:05:51] Mm-hmm.

[00:05:52] And as a war-forged, they are... for those who aren't fully aware, war-forged are...

[00:05:59] Magical Golems robots.

[00:06:00] Yeah, they're Magical Golems.

[00:06:02] They're made of metal, wood, and stone.

[00:06:06] Of various types and such.

[00:06:08] Yeah.

[00:06:08] So your dog has a keg of health?

[00:06:10] Yeah.

[00:06:11] Yes, he does have a keg of health.

[00:06:12] A keg of health.

[00:06:13] It's a little keg of health.

[00:06:14] It's not a big keg of health.

[00:06:15] It's not a big keg of health.

[00:06:15] It's not a big keg of health.

[00:06:16] Yeah, yeah.

[00:06:17] It's still a keg of health.

[00:06:18] Yes, but my name is Copper because the metal that's used to instruct me is Copper.

[00:06:23] Also because he was a town guard.

[00:06:24] Yes.

[00:06:25] So he's a copper.

[00:06:26] Mm-hmm.

[00:06:26] And I have one red eye and one blue eye, partially because it's like cherries on the top of a cop car,

[00:06:32] and partially because pretty much all the warforged has come out right-handed, because why wouldn't they?

[00:06:37] But for some reason, I kept coming out left-handed and it wasn't right, so they kept retesting me

[00:06:43] and doing experiments on me, trying to fix me to come out right-handed.

[00:06:46] And it's like, fuck it, just send them out left-handed, that's fine.

[00:06:49] That's why one of his eyes blew it red.

[00:06:50] Yeah.

[00:06:51] Through trying to get the accustomedness to that.

[00:06:54] Mm-hmm.

[00:06:56] And that's about that.

[00:06:57] Okay.

[00:06:57] Next up is Merit.

[00:06:59] I am Merit.

[00:06:59] I am playing Kirklus of Andros.

[00:07:01] I am a rogue ranger, primarily ranger.

[00:07:05] I am here to pick locks and kill stuff, and I don't see any locks in front of me, so...

[00:07:09] Uh-oh.

[00:07:09] We'll see how this day goes.

[00:07:11] You're also an elf.

[00:07:12] I am an elf.

[00:07:12] Yeah.

[00:07:13] Also, for the new people at the table, what does Kirklus of Andros mean?

[00:07:17] Uh, Kirklus of Andros is a historical joke.

[00:07:20] He was supposed to be the husband of Lesbos.

[00:07:24] Um, his name literally means, Dick Alcox from Man Island.

[00:07:31] Yes.

[00:07:34] That's awesome.

[00:07:34] It's so nice when you can just hide it like that, right?

[00:07:37] You're hiding it from the side.

[00:07:37] Very subtle.

[00:07:38] Which is very rogue-like.

[00:07:40] Now, we're...

[00:07:40] Before...

[00:07:41] I was about to introduce Mark, but actually, we'll introduce Aaron and then we'll introduce

[00:07:44] the new guys.

[00:07:44] Fair.

[00:07:45] Okay.

[00:07:46] I'm Fintan Polaris.

[00:07:48] You're just Finn.

[00:07:49] Yeah.

[00:07:49] Um, I am a...

[00:07:53] How do I say this now?

[00:07:56] Paladoc?

[00:07:57] Paladoc?

[00:07:59] Paladoc?

[00:08:00] I'm a Paladin Warlock Bard.

[00:08:03] Wasn't it Palatard?

[00:08:04] Palatard?

[00:08:06] Palatard.

[00:08:06] That's Palat too.

[00:08:07] You never go full boss.

[00:08:08] Palatard.

[00:08:08] No, never.

[00:08:10] Um, I am a Paladin Warlock Bard, uh, Kalashtar, who doesn't know that he's a Kalashtar,

[00:08:18] who thinks that his, uh, his patron deity?

[00:08:23] Is a great old one.

[00:08:24] Who is a great old one.

[00:08:26] He thinks it's a great old one, but really it's just his, uh, Cory.

[00:08:30] His Cory.

[00:08:31] To be fair, Cory's, like, they're beings of, like, dream and nightmare, so...

[00:08:35] There's no reason why they can't have that level of power.

[00:08:37] They also kinda look squamous, and insectoid and tentacular, so...

[00:08:40] What do they find squamous?

[00:08:42] I don't think I've heard that.

[00:08:42] It's, like, basically lots of tentacles.

[00:08:44] Okay.

[00:08:45] Yeah.

[00:08:45] This is actually a word.

[00:08:47] I figured, cause you just pulled it up, I don't know where.

[00:08:50] Um, yep, yep, uh, he is, uh, just fin-tastic.

[00:08:56] Fin-tastic.

[00:08:57] Oh, he has a certain accent, too.

[00:08:59] Blast you.

[00:09:00] Blast you.

[00:09:00] Blast you twich.

[00:09:01] He has little bits of accent.

[00:09:03] Mm-hmm.

[00:09:03] He can come out sometimes with his good accent.

[00:09:07] Uh, and he has a donkey named Don K.

[00:09:11] Yes.

[00:09:12] Mage bred donkey.

[00:09:13] Who is the size of a draft horse.

[00:09:14] Yep.

[00:09:15] Oh yeah, I have an iron war horse that I completely forgot about last episode, and ran past it to catch up with my companions who are 600 meters away from me.

[00:09:23] Don't we have three of those?

[00:09:24] Yeah.

[00:09:24] Yeah.

[00:09:24] We have more than one, yeah.

[00:09:25] You also have a land carriage that you, uh, an elemental land carriage, so.

[00:09:31] Which I believe is now up-armored.

[00:09:32] Mm-hmm.

[00:09:33] Yes.

[00:09:33] Uh, okay, so yeah, as you guys are basically about getting ready to get off the airship, um, down the terminus tower of, uh, of Terribalestis, uh, Captain Twilo stops you guys.

[00:09:43] He's like, oh, wait, hang on!

[00:09:44] Uh, I have some, uh, some people that would like to, uh, uh, uh, that I, uh, I think, would, uh, help you in your, uh, uh, uh, on your, uh, uh, uh, uh, just give them some hand help.

[00:09:54] They, they need a little bit more, uh, uh, they need some exposure and experience.

[00:09:58] It's also, like, puts his hand on, on, uh, on, uh, on Copper's, uh, shoulder.

[00:10:03] It's like, I'm sorry.

[00:10:05] And as you, uh, as you look behind Captain Twilo, you see a black dragonborn, his sister, Bella.

[00:10:14] Not the dragonborn sister.

[00:10:15] No, no.

[00:10:17] Uh, Captain Twilo's sister, Bella, and a, um, uh, a god, a city goblin, um, just kind of, uh, just behind him.

[00:10:26] So, are city goblins the human height ones?

[00:10:28] No, they're the low ones?

[00:10:29] You said the city goblins, but the small ones, right?

[00:10:31] Yeah, the small ones.

[00:10:31] Oh, a smaller city?

[00:10:32] Okay.

[00:10:33] So, um, what's the goblin's name?

[00:10:36] Well, we'll get to that in a second.

[00:10:37] Um, uh, starting with Mark, uh, who's playing the black dragon.

[00:10:43] So I'm playing Cabal, the barbarian.

[00:10:46] He is a dragonborn black dragon.

[00:10:49] Under mysterious circumstances, he was not born a black dragon, but he is now a black dragon.

[00:10:55] He is a dude who's, mystical, mystical experiments.

[00:10:58] Yes.

[00:10:59] Um, so he is also a berserker.

[00:11:02] Okay.

[00:11:03] And yeah.

[00:11:04] Very, he does a lot of damage, but he can be easily intimidated.

[00:11:08] Yeah.

[00:11:09] Also, he has scale mail on.

[00:11:10] It's scale.

[00:11:12] He's just leaning into the dragon part.

[00:11:13] You guys actually heard him before you saw him because he's heard the jingle jangle of all the,

[00:11:17] the, uh, the scale mail, the scales just like, kind of like, shuffling.

[00:11:20] He's, he doubled down on the dragon.

[00:11:22] Yeah.

[00:11:23] He's almost like a double dragon.

[00:11:24] Almost.

[00:11:25] Nice.

[00:11:26] Almost.

[00:11:28] I'm sorry Aaron.

[00:11:29] My goodness.

[00:11:30] Uh huh.

[00:11:31] Uh huh.

[00:11:32] And uh, Josh.

[00:11:33] Is his name Jimmy or Bimmy?

[00:11:35] Jimmy.

[00:11:36] No.

[00:11:37] Josh Jimmy.

[00:11:38] In the original NES, in one of the cutscenes, they did a typo saying Jimmy and Bimmy.

[00:11:43] Instead of Jimmy and Billy.

[00:11:46] I'm not even joking.

[00:11:47] Look it up.

[00:11:48] That's awesome.

[00:11:48] Jimmy and Bimmy.

[00:11:49] Yeah.

[00:11:54] So, so Josh.

[00:11:56] You, you will be playing a, uh, Bella Twilo?

[00:11:59] Yeah, Bella Twilo.

[00:12:00] Okay, yes.

[00:12:01] I don't have the name written down because I didn't know how to spell the last name.

[00:12:06] But yeah.

[00:12:07] Human Warlock.

[00:12:10] She was not aware of when you guys met her.

[00:12:12] We didn't ask her her class.

[00:12:14] Oh, we can go.

[00:12:14] Well, it's been a couple, it's been a few months since I met her.

[00:12:16] Oh, okay.

[00:12:18] You just have time.

[00:12:19] I don't go up to someone and say, hello, what is your name, class, and level?

[00:12:22] It's almost like, why not?

[00:12:24] No.

[00:12:27] Is there anything else you want to add to your description?

[00:12:29] No.

[00:12:30] Does she have red hair?

[00:12:31] You have the option to flavor her to look however you want now.

[00:12:34] Yeah, I mean, the only time I've been to describe her is that she's like,

[00:12:37] don't.

[00:12:38] The only time I've been to flavor her is that she's like, don't.

[00:12:38] What's the spice?

[00:12:39] The only time I think I've described her is she's homely.

[00:12:43] But that might just be because she was pissed off.

[00:12:45] Yeah.

[00:12:45] That resting bitch face can make people look terrible.

[00:12:48] That resting bitch face is still there.

[00:12:51] Not surprising.

[00:12:52] Yeah.

[00:12:52] It's always been there.

[00:12:54] It's always going to be there.

[00:12:56] Yeah.

[00:12:57] Okay.

[00:12:58] So, yeah.

[00:12:59] Cool.

[00:13:00] Moving on to the City Goblin.

[00:13:02] Play by Seth.

[00:13:03] I'll be playing a goblin rogue named Krim.

[00:13:09] And he's doing some very-

[00:13:10] Hang on.

[00:13:11] What's the full name?

[00:13:12] What's the full name?

[00:13:13] His name is Krim A. Null.

[00:13:16] Ah, yes.

[00:13:17] The respected Null clan.

[00:13:20] Yeah.

[00:13:21] I've done some-

[00:13:22] He's just-

[00:13:24] He's A. Null.

[00:13:25] Yeah.

[00:13:26] A. Null.

[00:13:27] A. Null.

[00:13:27] A. Null.

[00:13:28] A. Null.

[00:13:28] A. Null.

[00:13:29] A. Null.

[00:13:30] A. Null.

[00:13:32] You shouldn't start by saying you've done nasty stuff when they keep repeating.

[00:13:36] Over and over again.

[00:13:37] I've done some unforgivable things for my nation.

[00:13:41] And that's pretty much it.

[00:13:42] For your family?

[00:13:42] Yeah.

[00:13:42] You've done some really nasty things for A. Null.

[00:13:46] Yeah.

[00:13:47] Oh, God.

[00:13:48] So, yeah.

[00:13:50] He's talking about a gnoll.

[00:13:52] Like the creature gnolls.

[00:13:54] It's a step family.

[00:13:55] By marriage.

[00:13:56] Clearly the Goblin clan were-

[00:13:59] Sometime down in history they were like slayers of gnolls.

[00:14:02] Yes.

[00:14:03] That's where that comes from.

[00:14:04] Clearly.

[00:14:05] Of through marriage.

[00:14:06] I'm pretty small, but I wear a cloak that's too big for me.

[00:14:08] Adorable.

[00:14:09] So, you look like one of those-

[00:14:11] I have the hood up all the time.

[00:14:13] God, you look like a jawa.

[00:14:15] Or that cloaked alien that cloaked race from the Oracle of Seasons.

[00:14:20] Yeah, my cloak follows behind me a little bit.

[00:14:23] Nice.

[00:14:24] There's a whole train involved.

[00:14:28] Yeah, that's pretty much it.

[00:14:29] Alright.

[00:14:30] Is he like a green goblin?

[00:14:32] What's his color?

[00:14:34] Do they have different colors?

[00:14:35] Or are they generally all green?

[00:14:36] Brown, green, tan.

[00:14:37] See, I'll just be green.

[00:14:38] The A. Null train.

[00:14:40] Yeah.

[00:14:41] Okay.

[00:14:43] They're gonna love that.

[00:14:44] Yeah.

[00:14:45] Well, Josh is already just like, hitting his hands.

[00:14:50] Yeah, so Captain Twilo, you guys were all basically like new recruits on his ship, except

[00:14:54] for his sister who was a couple months at least.

[00:14:57] And he has decided that like, you know what?

[00:14:59] I think it would be some good if you followed and hung out with my friends, Copper and Fintan

[00:15:10] and the elf guy.

[00:15:12] Is he Kirklus?

[00:15:13] Yeah, Kirklus.

[00:15:15] He doesn't know Kirklus as well.

[00:15:17] Oh yeah, that's fair.

[00:15:17] Yeah.

[00:15:19] Yeah.

[00:15:19] And yeah, so you guys will be basically learning under them.

[00:15:24] I'm dealing with some acid reflux though, so please be careful.

[00:15:27] Okay.

[00:15:28] Oh God, yeah.

[00:15:29] I forgot about that.

[00:15:30] Yeah, so maybe that's why he wants you off the ship, just because you've burned through

[00:15:33] the ship a couple of times by accident.

[00:15:35] So yeah, as you guys get off the ship and onto the Terminus pad, you start heading down the

[00:15:43] tower into the city of Teroblestis.

[00:15:48] It's an elf nation capital, so there's a lot of, there's various races around the Terminus

[00:15:56] quarter, but like otherwise it's mostly predominant by elves and their horses, because elves of Valinar love their horses.

[00:16:04] They're basically the riders of Rohan.

[00:16:33] Mm-hmm.

[00:16:34] That he didn't like anymore.

[00:16:36] You do see him as like, alright, now that they're gone, we're going to play this funny

[00:16:39] prank.

[00:16:40] We're gonna fly out and then come back around the land and it's like...

[00:16:44] Oh, you're so pissed.

[00:16:45] Like as I think that, I look around like, oh God.

[00:16:48] That's our UPSC platform.

[00:16:49] I should notice that I am disguised at this point.

[00:16:51] Okay, what are you disguised as?

[00:16:53] An elder human.

[00:16:54] Okay.

[00:16:55] Yours are like under a wig.

[00:16:57] Yeah.

[00:16:57] Just low profile.

[00:16:59] So you're like Robert Downey Jr.'s Sherlock Holmes, where you just have like...

[00:17:03] Just a bucket.

[00:17:04] Put on random like wigs and costumes and like fake noses and stuff?

[00:17:08] Yeah.

[00:17:08] Nice.

[00:17:10] Do you have like a disguise kit?

[00:17:11] I do have a disguise power.

[00:17:13] Okay.

[00:17:13] I cast as a ritual.

[00:17:15] Nice.

[00:17:15] Okay, so it's basically a magic thing.

[00:17:17] Okay.

[00:17:18] Alright.

[00:17:19] Yeah, is there anything you guys want to do before you, or like we smash cut to the

[00:17:21] Registrar's office?

[00:17:22] How long did it take for us to get to where we are now?

[00:17:25] It took like a day, max.

[00:17:28] Do I have time to start working on a Tetris Floating Disk flying?

[00:17:31] Yes, you can do that.

[00:17:33] How do I do that?

[00:17:34] Do it?

[00:17:35] Cool.

[00:17:35] I've started working on it.

[00:17:36] Okay, we'll get it.

[00:17:37] Basically, I'll let you use the Tetris Floating Disk like how they do it in that one scenario.

[00:17:43] So, it lasts for 30 minutes and you can... it's mobile.

[00:17:47] It's basically a lot faster than a normal Tetris Floating Disk.

[00:17:51] Once I have a spell that's sort of like that, right?

[00:17:54] Yeah, once you get...

[00:17:55] Yeah, do you not have Tetris Floating Disk?

[00:17:56] I have Tetris Floating Disk.

[00:17:57] I don't have any other spells that are suitable for flying-like sort of situations, so maybe I should

[00:18:01] learn one of those first.

[00:18:03] Maybe?

[00:18:04] Aaron?

[00:18:05] Because it says it's a...

[00:18:07] So, in the old days, if you were wanting to create your own spell, that was something

[00:18:15] that you could do as a wizard.

[00:18:17] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:17] Um, you would... you would have to make knowledge arcana checks for... I think it was one week

[00:18:25] per spell level.

[00:18:27] Oh, God.

[00:18:27] Okay.

[00:18:28] Um, but the DCs for your arcana checks would be lowered based on how many other similar spells

[00:18:37] you had.

[00:18:38] Yeah.

[00:18:38] So, like, if you had Tetris Floating Disk, that was... that was... like, you needed that

[00:18:43] as a requirement in order to create this spell.

[00:18:45] Yeah.

[00:18:45] Because you're modifying Tetris Floating Disk.

[00:18:48] Okay?

[00:18:48] But, uh, the DC might be 25 every week.

[00:18:54] Uh, you're trying to create a... we'll say a second level spell.

[00:18:57] Um, so you have to do it for... you have to have two weeks worth of successful checks.

[00:19:03] Oh, sorry.

[00:19:05] For each spell that you have similar to, like if you had, say, fly and levitate, each one

[00:19:12] would reduce the DC by, like, five.

[00:19:15] Yeah.

[00:19:16] Oh, so I could theoretically design it the way it is now without me knowing fly.

[00:19:20] Yeah.

[00:19:20] I would... I would say probably.

[00:19:22] It would just make it harder.

[00:19:23] So, if I learned fly in between the...

[00:19:27] No, um...

[00:19:28] You're fully leveled as a primary spell caster.

[00:19:30] There's no reason why you shouldn't know the theory behind this.

[00:19:32] Yeah, especially considering I've seen it.

[00:19:34] Yeah.

[00:19:35] And considering that you have Tetris Floating Disk.

[00:19:37] Okay.

[00:19:37] Yeah.

[00:19:38] Okay, cool.

[00:19:38] So I've started working on it.

[00:19:39] Yeah.

[00:19:40] Cool, that's fine.

[00:19:40] Honestly, if you want to actually roll an Arcana check, you can do that.

[00:19:44] Sure.

[00:19:45] We'll get that started for his research on it.

[00:19:50] Ugh.

[00:19:51] No, it's a bad start.

[00:19:53] Yeah, it's a rough...

[00:19:53] It's a nine total.

[00:19:54] It's a rough go.

[00:19:55] Yeah.

[00:19:55] Nine!

[00:19:56] Nine!

[00:19:56] Nine!

[00:19:56] Nine!

[00:19:57] Nine!

[00:19:58] Nine!

[00:19:58] Nine!

[00:20:00] So yeah, as you guys are walking through the city, among elves giving you kind of...

[00:20:07] A couple of elves would give you like some side eyes.

[00:20:10] But most of the time they're just ignoring you or they're riding past you because there's

[00:20:14] just lots of horses around as well.

[00:20:16] Um, and uh, yeah, it's a semi-arid kind of...

[00:20:21] Or it's a quasi-arid, partially tropical kind of environment.

[00:20:24] So it kind of puts your like Middle Eastern kind of architecture is sort of the style.

[00:20:30] Um, so a lot of...

[00:20:30] Kind of like Turkey or Istanbul.

[00:20:33] Or...

[00:20:33] Constantinople.

[00:20:34] Yeah, Constantinople or Istanbul.

[00:20:36] Both.

[00:20:36] Istanbul or Constantinople, both in Turkey.

[00:20:38] Same city.

[00:20:39] I know, I said Turkey and I forgot to read it.

[00:20:42] No, that's the country.

[00:20:43] Yeah.

[00:20:43] Uh, yeah, Istanbul kind of like...

[00:20:45] Or, whatever, Constantinople.

[00:20:46] Um, like basically the spires, domes.

[00:20:49] So, kind of like Assassin's Creed, one kind of stuff.

[00:20:53] Muslim is what you're saying with the word probably.

[00:20:54] It's kind of, yeah, it's kind of...

[00:20:55] It's a little like dark kind of architecture and such.

[00:20:58] But they manufacture most of the world's fire.

[00:21:01] That's not true.

[00:21:04] In...

[00:21:06] The elves.

[00:21:07] Okay, yeah.

[00:21:08] Anyway, um...

[00:21:10] So yeah, you guys find yourselves near the center of town.

[00:21:13] Uh, where the registry's offices are.

[00:21:15] It's Turkey.

[00:21:17] Um...

[00:21:17] And, uh...

[00:21:19] Yeah, who has the reg...

[00:21:21] The land deed?

[00:21:24] So...

[00:21:24] Who gave?

[00:21:25] I don't run it.

[00:21:26] The one's raising their hand, sure.

[00:21:27] What?

[00:21:27] I thought you wanted it.

[00:21:30] You legitimately said you wanted that island.

[00:21:32] You called dibs on it.

[00:21:34] Yeah, I don't want to hold the deed though, currently.

[00:21:36] Oh.

[00:21:37] Cause I'm trying to keep a low profile.

[00:21:38] That date has it.

[00:21:39] Okay, fine.

[00:21:40] Okay.

[00:21:41] So you guys walk into the administrative offices.

[00:21:45] And there's a couple of clerks seeing some citizens and such.

[00:21:51] Except there's one kind of ahead of you.

[00:21:53] And he's like, yes, how can they help you?

[00:21:58] He looks at the non-elves that have just walked into his room.

[00:22:02] Is there a problem here, sir?

[00:22:05] No.

[00:22:06] Are you...

[00:22:07] Do you have any...

[00:22:08] What can I help you with?

[00:22:10] Um...

[00:22:11] I have a land deed here that I would like to lay claim to.

[00:22:14] Are you a citizen of Vel'nar?

[00:22:18] Technically.

[00:22:19] Technically.

[00:22:19] Yeah.

[00:22:21] Really?

[00:22:22] Yes.

[00:22:22] Like, gives you like...

[00:22:24] Stare looks at you through it, like, from over his glasses.

[00:22:27] Have you heard of the beautiful town of Eschat?

[00:22:31] He like, looks through like a...

[00:22:32] It goes through a couple of pages on it, like a notebook.

[00:22:35] It's like...

[00:22:36] Oh.

[00:22:37] Eshat.

[00:22:38] Yes.

[00:22:38] It's pronounced Eshat, sir.

[00:22:42] Looks at you for like a long moment.

[00:22:44] It's like, I see.

[00:22:46] Might want to put the pronunciation in there actually, just in case.

[00:22:50] Just like writing...

[00:22:52] There you go.

[00:22:54] Very well.

[00:22:55] Um...

[00:22:56] What would you like to declare again, Sareen?

[00:23:00] A little island off the coast.

[00:23:02] Here's the land deed.

[00:23:04] I don't have any of these pieces in here.

[00:23:06] I...

[00:23:07] Oh, there's one.

[00:23:07] Here we go.

[00:23:10] He takes a look at it, like slides it over and takes a look at it.

[00:23:13] It's like, hmm...

[00:23:14] This does appear to be a...

[00:23:15] Yes.

[00:23:16] An old land deed from the Five Nations era.

[00:23:19] It seems to be Sareen.

[00:23:21] Oh, that's no good nowadays.

[00:23:24] No good how?

[00:23:25] Well, it has to be officiated through several things in triplicate and say...

[00:23:29] He goes rambling on about like...

[00:23:31] Buried in peat moss for six months.

[00:23:33] Yes, yeah, barely.

[00:23:34] So, um...

[00:23:35] You can...

[00:23:36] You can roll me an insight on this guy.

[00:23:39] If you'd like.

[00:23:40] By the way, previously...

[00:23:42] We...

[00:23:43] Does Kurgos actually want the island?

[00:23:46] Yes.

[00:23:46] I want the island for reasons.

[00:23:48] You want to own it.

[00:23:49] I don't know.

[00:23:50] So I should not be talking to him as if I'm the owner?

[00:23:52] I don't know.

[00:23:52] But I can't put it in my name.

[00:23:54] You can put it in a fake name.

[00:23:55] Uh, you should name it Ambrose.

[00:23:58] Obviously.

[00:24:01] But either way, I can...

[00:24:02] I can say I'm doing this for a friend.

[00:24:05] This is his name.

[00:24:06] So I'm not putting my own name on the deed.

[00:24:08] It'd be great if you would actually take ownership of the island.

[00:24:11] Okay.

[00:24:13] That's fine.

[00:24:14] It should be my island, but...

[00:24:15] The paper says otherwise, sir.

[00:24:18] But okay.

[00:24:19] I would also say that on the landing, it does say...

[00:24:21] It gives like coordinates for where the island is.

[00:24:23] And then it says Bannon Island.

[00:24:25] Like B-A-N-N-A-N.

[00:24:27] It's almost banana island.

[00:24:28] It's a big one.

[00:24:29] It's a big one.

[00:24:30] It's a big one.

[00:24:30] That shit is banana.

[00:24:32] Oh!

[00:24:34] You can...

[00:24:36] He's looking at the document in my current evaluation.

[00:24:40] Just wait.

[00:24:42] Can we get a bowl?

[00:24:45] Get this man a bowl.

[00:24:48] Not the weed kind.

[00:24:49] I think he's had a few of those already.

[00:24:51] Yeah.

[00:24:52] Get this man a bowl.

[00:24:55] Get this man a shield.

[00:24:56] Yeah, that's basically what I was going for.

[00:24:58] Okay, sorry, what were you saying?

[00:25:00] Yeah, so you can roll an insight as you're watching this guy look over his paperwork

[00:25:05] and assessing the document and saying, oh, this is a seared landy.

[00:25:10] This is going to take some triplicate and some red tape to get through it and such.

[00:25:14] Okay.

[00:25:15] Get the wheels greased and such.

[00:25:18] I just bought you new dice.

[00:25:20] Do not fail me.

[00:25:21] You have failed me thus far.

[00:25:23] I'm still failing.

[00:25:29] That's nine.

[00:25:31] Nine, nine.

[00:25:32] Would anybody else who's like, because I imagine like the rest of you guys are over there watching this guy.

[00:25:36] So you can guys get an assessment for it.

[00:25:38] All right, I'll slide up to the counter.

[00:25:40] Hi.

[00:25:41] Yes, sir.

[00:25:44] There we go.

[00:25:45] Fin 10.

[00:25:46] I'm not knighted.

[00:25:48] We need to really speed this along.

[00:25:51] And I was just wondering if there was any way we could maybe grease these wheels.

[00:25:54] And I'll slide a couple of platinum pieces forward.

[00:25:59] And I will make my persuasion check.

[00:26:01] Okay.

[00:26:04] Do, do, do, do, do, do.

[00:26:08] That's been a long one.

[00:26:09] He has the roll suppressor.

[00:26:10] It's fine.

[00:26:15] Technically it's pretty suppressing.

[00:26:17] 21.

[00:26:19] So how many platinum are you giving him?

[00:26:21] Two.

[00:26:21] Two?

[00:26:24] Hmm.

[00:26:24] Hmm.

[00:26:27] I suppose I could, I could, uh, he like slowly like takes that, puts it under the counter.

[00:26:32] Like I suppose I could, uh, brush some of the stuff, some of the paperwork aside and reestablish this land deed under Valenard law.

[00:26:44] Um, uh, this is, you're, uh, oh, this is actually, he looks at, like, he's looking at the, at the, at the, at the islands.

[00:26:54] That sounds familiar.

[00:26:55] Yeah.

[00:26:57] How so?

[00:26:58] Uh, group of goblins.

[00:27:01] And he like, looks over and looks down and like, looks past you like it looks over to where the cloaked, the short cloaked fellow in the, behind you.

[00:27:11] Um, it's like, there was some, uh, a group of goblins inquiring on this same island some time ago.

[00:27:18] Uh, and until the, and actually they didn't have a deed.

[00:27:22] Uh, so I assume, they, they assumed that the island was going to be, uh, would just be up for claiming.

[00:27:29] Um, but, uh, now that you have this land deed, uh, it seems like the, uh, island is no longer, uh, can no longer be staked as a claim.

[00:27:39] Um, free for all, free, uh, free for all.

[00:27:42] So, that, you may, you may run into a, into a particularly, uh, nosy group of goblins.

[00:27:48] Are they like, squatting on the island right now?

[00:27:51] Well, it was a couple, it was a few weeks ago when they inquired about the, uh, the island.

[00:27:55] Um, I think they were called the Catch the Law.

[00:28:00] Some, some group of goblin librarians, maybe?

[00:28:06] Um.

[00:28:07] Thankfully, we have a goblin with us.

[00:28:09] Yeah, actually, um, do you have, uh, anything on history?

[00:28:11] Wait, I was just gonna say goblins can read?

[00:28:14] Yeah, yeah, they're actually a, they're an alien.

[00:28:16] Well, what's your, uh, what's, uh, what's history under?

[00:28:19] Mmm, intelligence?

[00:28:21] You can roll an intelligence check if you want.

[00:28:23] Just like the straight intelligence modifier.

[00:28:25] It would, uh, that's.

[00:28:27] It'd be d20 plus your modifier.

[00:28:30] So, with your, my, it's under your, it's like one, uh.

[00:28:33] Plus one.

[00:28:33] I like my goblin served raw.

[00:28:38] Three!

[00:28:38] Yeah, you've never heard of those.

[00:28:39] Yeah.

[00:28:41] They're clearly not O'Clan and all.

[00:28:43] Yeah.

[00:28:45] O'Clan and all.

[00:28:47] Um.

[00:28:49] So, basically, I look back to my goblin friend, gesture to him, and he just shrugs back.

[00:28:54] Yeah, basically, yeah.

[00:28:55] He's like, what?

[00:28:58] Um, yes, um, I directed them to, uh, to one of the coastal ports, uh, Pils Merdals, uh,

[00:29:08] enclave of the House Light Leandar, for, um, any inquiries on coastal matters.

[00:29:15] Uh, we being land slightly, uh, in the interior, uh, Terbalistis doesn't have much, uh, details

[00:29:21] or information on, uh, our naval, uh, surroundings.

[00:29:25] That's left off on the porch.

[00:29:27] Okay.

[00:29:28] He's still in my cart.

[00:29:28] So, um, yeah, if you, if you want to...

[00:29:31] That's the one that I use.

[00:29:32] Uh, if you want more information on this island, uh, after I fish eat it, uh, you'll have to

[00:29:37] go there.

[00:29:40] Otherwise, the, uh, the island will be yours in about, uh, half an hour once I finish, uh,

[00:29:46] putting the final steps on this, uh, this deed.

[00:29:50] All right, sounds good to me.

[00:29:52] All right.

[00:29:52] Um, so yeah, he walks off with the deed, and you guys wait about it.

[00:29:56] About half hour in this lobby.

[00:29:58] Um, a couple people give you guys some side eyes.

[00:30:00] A couple people give the black dragonborn a wide berth.

[00:30:06] Um, and, uh, yeah, about a half hour later, uh, he comes back out, uh, to the desk and,

[00:30:11] uh, and gestures you over.

[00:30:13] And, uh, yeah, they've officiated the, uh, the deed.

[00:30:16] Um, um, um, I just need a, a signature here, um, to officiate who owns, who has the, the

[00:30:22] land deed.

[00:30:24] And, uh, yeah, you see how it's all been stamped and, like, like, it has, like, uh, now certified

[00:30:28] by the, uh, by the kingdom, or by the, by the province, or by the, uh, the king of Valinar.

[00:30:34] Mm-hmm.

[00:30:34] And, uh, stuff like that.

[00:30:36] And you can just, uh, it's, like, right over top of, like, the seal of the, of Seer.

[00:30:39] That was, uh, formerly.

[00:30:41] Okay.

[00:30:41] And, uh, yeah, you, um, uh, he gives you an ink pen to, uh, to write you.

[00:30:45] I was about to ask, what sort of pens are they?

[00:30:47] It's just an ink pen.

[00:30:47] It's a normal, normal sort of fountain pen.

[00:30:50] Okay.

[00:30:50] It's not like a fountain pen, like, it's like an ink, there's like a little ink well in,

[00:30:53] like a, like a feather pen.

[00:30:53] Oh, okay.

[00:30:54] Yeah, I gotcha.

[00:30:55] All right.

[00:30:56] Yes, I'll assign that.

[00:30:57] Wessing for being very geometric.

[00:30:59] Yeah.

[00:30:59] Or is it just, is it just your insignia that you have on your forehead?

[00:31:03] Yeah, actually.

[00:31:04] That would probably be your designation.

[00:31:05] Yeah, yeah.

[00:31:06] No, no.

[00:31:07] That doesn't gotta work.

[00:31:07] It was an ink pad.

[00:31:08] He smacks his head in the ink pad.

[00:31:10] And then smacks his head under the document.

[00:31:12] Yeah, it's, it's like doing a fingerprint.

[00:31:14] He just, the guy just like, I don't actually do that.

[00:31:20] I mean, I would allow it.

[00:31:21] It's gotta be how it works.

[00:31:22] Mm-hmm.

[00:31:23] Uh, all right.

[00:31:24] Um, congratulations and, uh, hopefully you, uh, I wish you well on your, uh, your endeavors

[00:31:32] at the end.

[00:31:33] Thank you very much, sir.

[00:31:35] You've been kind and helpful and not a little threatening.

[00:31:37] Thank you.

[00:31:38] It's next.

[00:31:40] And, yeah.

[00:31:41] Uh, so yeah.

[00:31:42] Uh, you can go back to the, uh, uh, to the airship if you like and, uh, we can again smash

[00:31:47] cut to, uh, another location.

[00:31:49] So, unless you guys want to do something while you're in Terrible Estes before departing.

[00:31:54] I like it.

[00:31:55] Oh, yeah.

[00:31:56] It is the city of the elves and, like, you do have a, a, we have a double scimitar.

[00:32:00] Yeah, yeah.

[00:32:01] You can get rid of that.

[00:32:02] You can finally get rid of that.

[00:32:03] Yes.

[00:32:04] Um, at least one of them wants to use it.

[00:32:06] Somebody, or somebody who is knowledgeable with elves and some of that could probably

[00:32:10] roll a gather information or investigation, I suppose.

[00:32:15] Do I get advantage on that since it's on turf?

[00:32:18] Yeah, since it's on turf.

[00:32:18] Or, like, on mid-terf.

[00:32:20] You might, you, you'll probably, you're likely to have no more people in this town city than

[00:32:23] anyone else, so.

[00:32:28] Uh, gather information 17.

[00:32:31] 17.

[00:32:32] 17?

[00:32:32] Uh, yeah, you eventually, it takes you to go, you guys, like, basically are walking

[00:32:36] around town for, like, two hours going to a couple of different locations that, um,

[00:32:40] that Kirkless knows.

[00:32:42] Um, and there's a couple of, like, um, miscommunications because, like, your disguise kind of throws people

[00:32:49] off, uh, like, people that you know off.

[00:32:51] And then eventually you find out that, um, I can't remember what it's called, but, yeah,

[00:32:57] you find the, uh, the, uh, you find the family that that sword, who the elf had that sword

[00:33:03] belonged to and such.

[00:33:04] Uh, and, um, you, uh, it's about, another, basically it takes about three hours before

[00:33:10] you actually get to, like, you get to meet one of them.

[00:33:13] Uh, and they, they can only, like, you guys, uh, or are you gonna meet at, like, a bar or,

[00:33:16] like, a public park or something like that?

[00:33:20] Well, we're trying to go to their house.

[00:33:21] We're trying to go to their house?

[00:33:22] Okay, you can go see that, yeah.

[00:33:23] Um, yeah, you go over to their house, uh, it's, like, a small, like, little,

[00:33:27] little villa, um, on the outskirts of, or on the, uh, probably the mid-range of the,

[00:33:31] of the city.

[00:33:31] So, like, not the inner core, but not the outskirts.

[00:33:34] And, um, yeah, you see it's a little villa.

[00:33:36] It has, like, uh, a very nice stables with, like, several really, uh, pedigreed, uh, horses

[00:33:43] and such.

[00:33:44] And, yeah, there's this, like, older, older man kind of at the door, at the gates, and

[00:33:48] is, like, uh, hello, hello?

[00:33:51] Are you the, uh, the, the ones that have retrieved, uh, my, my son's.

[00:33:57] My son's sword?

[00:33:59] We are.

[00:34:00] Don't suppose you also brought the body out of the Mormons?

[00:34:05] No, we couldn't do that.

[00:34:07] Was there even a body attached to it?

[00:34:08] No, there was a body.

[00:34:09] Well, there, well, you guys found the sword.

[00:34:11] You don't know which of the body.

[00:34:12] There was a lot of bodies.

[00:34:14] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[00:34:15] They were all fresh.

[00:34:16] I'm basically, I'm asking if we had to tear it from the hands of one of them.

[00:34:19] I don't remember.

[00:34:20] Uh, I don't remember either.

[00:34:21] So it might have been, like, just, like, discarded?

[00:34:23] I think we took it out of somebody's corpse.

[00:34:25] Yes, like, there was embedded in a skull somewhere.

[00:34:28] Yeah.

[00:34:29] Yeah.

[00:34:29] Yeah.

[00:34:30] Um, okay, well, um.

[00:34:32] It probably wasn't self-inflicted, so.

[00:34:34] Uh.

[00:34:35] You never know.

[00:34:35] People get creative.

[00:34:37] Yeah.

[00:34:37] I suppose.

[00:34:38] Uh, well, I suppose I could...

[00:34:42] Thank you for returning the heirloom, at least.

[00:34:44] We'll honor his memory through this sword.

[00:34:47] Um.

[00:34:49] Um.

[00:34:50] I guess, uh, some kind of reward is in order.

[00:34:54] For 5,000 gold?

[00:34:55] What will that do?

[00:34:57] It's more than generous.

[00:34:59] Okay.

[00:35:00] Uh.

[00:35:00] Again.

[00:35:01] Thank you for all this.

[00:35:03] Um.

[00:35:04] And yeah, it's very kind of somber.

[00:35:05] He takes the sword and hands you a bag after a few months.

[00:35:10] And, um.

[00:35:11] Uh.

[00:35:12] Walks back into his home.

[00:35:14] So.

[00:35:15] The rest of you guys bought, you guys, uh, sold that magical, uh, that sentient magical,

[00:35:18] uh, sword for 5,000 gold?

[00:35:20] Hell yeah.

[00:35:23] Okay.

[00:35:23] All right.

[00:35:28] I feel good about that.

[00:35:29] Dave, you're writing about 5,000 gold now?

[00:35:31] Yeah, for sure.

[00:35:31] Okay.

[00:35:34] Okay.

[00:35:35] Uh.

[00:35:35] Is there anything else you guys would like to do?

[00:35:37] Well, in terms of lists.

[00:35:38] Or you guys just, uh, the newbies just kind of, the interns just kind of, like,

[00:35:43] Uh, yeah, actually.

[00:35:44] I, uh, I'd like to check in at their, uh,

[00:35:48] at their stable yard.

[00:35:50] Whatever passes for, like, where they, where they raise their-

[00:35:54] Their horses?

[00:35:55] Their horses and other animals.

[00:35:58] Yeah.

[00:35:59] Yeah, you, you, uh, you get some directions.

[00:36:02] Again, it takes, like, a half hour or so.

[00:36:03] Because you have to walk all the way out to the outskirts of town where the, uh,

[00:36:06] the, the outer wall is.

[00:36:08] Um.

[00:36:08] And you can actually kind of see the giant thorn, the giant thorn bramble that they use

[00:36:13] on the outside of the wall.

[00:36:14] Like, kind of creeping over the edge of the wall as you get to it.

[00:36:17] And, uh, like, as you get to the, uh, the, where the big gates are.

[00:36:20] And, uh, yeah, there's, like, a whole, like, kind of stable district on the outer,

[00:36:23] near the outer walls.

[00:36:25] Okay.

[00:36:26] So I'll go off to one of the nearer ones.

[00:36:30] Mm-hmm.

[00:36:30] Let's see if he can pick up.

[00:36:33] Who is?

[00:36:33] Aaron.

[00:36:35] Is Aaron being picked up?

[00:36:36] By the mic from over there.

[00:36:38] Oh, I have no idea.

[00:36:38] When he speaks.

[00:36:39] And, uh.

[00:36:44] Yeah, I'm just kind of doing the mic.

[00:36:45] Okay.

[00:36:48] That definitely better.

[00:36:49] So, yeah.

[00:36:51] It's like, hey, how you doing?

[00:36:54] Fintastic.

[00:36:55] Oh, that's what I'd like to hear.

[00:36:56] Yes.

[00:36:56] Hi.

[00:36:57] Fintan Polaris.

[00:36:58] I'm, uh.

[00:37:00] Then I'll show my badge on my.

[00:37:02] He, he, like.

[00:37:03] Oh, fellow, uh.

[00:37:04] Fellow user of the, uh.

[00:37:05] Fellow follower of the, uh.

[00:37:06] The gold, of the silver flame.

[00:37:07] Yes.

[00:37:08] Love to see it.

[00:37:08] Love to see it in these parts.

[00:37:09] Uh, he is like.

[00:37:11] He is an elf.

[00:37:12] But he is.

[00:37:14] It's.

[00:37:14] He is definitely, like, not a.

[00:37:17] Not kind of the character.

[00:37:18] The traditional elves that you've seen in Valinar.

[00:37:20] He's very much like.

[00:37:21] Quite obviously.

[00:37:22] Yeah.

[00:37:22] Quite obviously.

[00:37:23] Like a.

[00:37:23] More of a.

[00:37:24] Some of you have acclimated to Corvair.

[00:37:27] Than staying with Valinar's traditions.

[00:37:29] Look, I'm from the, uh.

[00:37:31] The town of Eshot.

[00:37:33] Have you heard of it?

[00:37:34] Oh, yeah.

[00:37:34] I've heard of it.

[00:37:35] A couple of people.

[00:37:36] A couple of us.

[00:37:37] Us horse.

[00:37:37] Horse travelers.

[00:37:38] Have you heard of it?

[00:37:39] Uh.

[00:37:39] Eshat, you said?

[00:37:41] Pronounced a shot.

[00:37:42] But yes.

[00:37:43] Oh, I apologize.

[00:37:43] Yeah.

[00:37:44] A shot.

[00:37:44] Yes.

[00:37:45] Okay.

[00:37:46] So.

[00:37:47] Uh.

[00:37:49] We're building up this town.

[00:37:50] And we, uh.

[00:37:51] We need some.

[00:37:51] Some good horses.

[00:37:53] And, uh.

[00:37:54] I think.

[00:37:55] I've heard you guys raise some of.

[00:37:58] Sorry.

[00:37:59] I have heard.

[00:38:00] That you guys raise some of the best.

[00:38:03] Dogs.

[00:38:04] On the planet.

[00:38:05] Yeah.

[00:38:06] We have.

[00:38:06] We have a couple of dogs.

[00:38:07] Yeah.

[00:38:08] I would like a litter.

[00:38:09] A litter of puppies.

[00:38:11] Whole litter.

[00:38:12] Whole litter of Valinar puppies.

[00:38:14] Yes.

[00:38:14] All right.

[00:38:15] Um.

[00:38:15] And maybe.

[00:38:16] We'll say two or four Valinar horses.

[00:38:21] And horses.

[00:38:22] Wow.

[00:38:23] Do you have money left still?

[00:38:24] Fuck yeah.

[00:38:25] You just got five grand.

[00:38:26] I mean, yeah.

[00:38:27] But still.

[00:38:28] And I still have six.

[00:38:30] Six.

[00:38:30] Plus.

[00:38:31] A chest of abronis.

[00:38:33] That's true.

[00:38:33] Yeah.

[00:38:33] Have you.

[00:38:34] You haven't even dipped into those yet?

[00:38:35] No.

[00:38:36] I keep the abronis.

[00:38:37] A chest of jabronis?

[00:38:38] What?

[00:38:39] Abronis.

[00:38:39] Abronis.

[00:38:40] It's like a 50 cent piece.

[00:38:41] I thought he said jabroni first.

[00:38:44] If a gold piece is a dollar.

[00:38:45] An abroni is 50 cent piece.

[00:38:47] What are they made of?

[00:38:49] Electrum.

[00:38:50] Right.

[00:38:50] Yeah.

[00:38:51] Combination of gold and silver.

[00:38:52] Mm-hmm.

[00:38:53] Which makes it less valuable.

[00:38:55] Than gold or silver.

[00:38:56] Well, no.

[00:38:57] It is more valuable than silver.

[00:38:58] But less valuable than gold.

[00:39:02] Oh, yeah.

[00:39:03] Okay.

[00:39:03] You have to understand, being Valinar, having the Valinar trait and being kind of connected

[00:39:10] to the fae.

[00:39:11] Our hounds and horses are rather special breeds.

[00:39:14] Oh, I absolutely know this.

[00:39:16] So, how many puppies do you want?

[00:39:18] You want a litter?

[00:39:19] I would like a litter.

[00:39:21] Okay.

[00:39:21] And what's a litter usually?

[00:39:23] It depends on the dog.

[00:39:25] Depends if a beggar doesn't.

[00:39:27] Yeah.

[00:39:27] 13.

[00:39:28] Yes.

[00:39:29] Okay.

[00:39:29] Sure.

[00:39:29] Yes.

[00:39:30] Because it's Corvair.

[00:39:31] So, it's got to be 13.

[00:39:32] You may.

[00:39:33] You are actually in luck.

[00:39:33] I have a...

[00:39:35] About a couple of weeks ago, we had a litter.

[00:39:37] A couple of litters.

[00:39:38] They're not too much old yet, so you can't.

[00:39:40] So, pretty big, sturdy hounds.

[00:39:44] They'll probably get about the size of...

[00:39:48] Probably the size of your little friend there.

[00:39:51] He'll be able to ride it, probably.

[00:39:52] Once they're fully grown.

[00:39:54] Which is a goblin.

[00:39:57] Do we know that we have sentient hills?

[00:39:59] Yes, we do.

[00:40:01] I'm going to say that...

[00:40:02] Yes, we are.

[00:40:04] Really?

[00:40:05] You're going to crossbreed them with the sentient wolves.

[00:40:08] Nice.

[00:40:09] So, you're going to have sentient Valinar wolves.

[00:40:13] Yeah.

[00:40:13] So, we've got wolfhounds.

[00:40:14] Yeah, we are.

[00:40:15] Nice.

[00:40:15] So, I'm going to say that each puppy is probably going to be worth 125 gold.

[00:40:21] Well, this is fantastic.

[00:40:23] Let me do some quick bureaucracy, mancy math.

[00:40:29] All right.

[00:40:30] And also, what about the horses?

[00:40:31] Yeah.

[00:40:32] Do you want to...

[00:40:32] Are you looking for draft horses or ride horses?

[00:40:36] Or ponies?

[00:40:38] Or war horses.

[00:40:39] War horses.

[00:40:40] We do have a few war horses in supply.

[00:40:43] It will cost a pretty...

[00:40:45] I don't think we're needing war horses.

[00:40:48] We have the steel horses.

[00:40:51] The mechanized horses.

[00:40:52] Now, are we looking to breed these for domestic use?

[00:40:54] Or are we selling them?

[00:40:56] So, we take the war horses.

[00:40:57] We can breed war horses as a zeal.

[00:40:59] Depending.

[00:41:00] Well, it is true.

[00:41:01] But mostly, I think we need horses for working the field.

[00:41:04] Currently, the only mount we have for working field is donkey.

[00:41:09] Would the iron war horses just work the same as a warforge?

[00:41:12] Just forever?

[00:41:14] Probably?

[00:41:15] So, wouldn't they be better as a war horse than an actual war horse?

[00:41:19] You don't have to feed it.

[00:41:20] Well, no.

[00:41:20] I would say that they would make way better messenger or courier horses because they can

[00:41:25] run forever without dying from exhaustion.

[00:41:28] I guess, yeah.

[00:41:29] Fair.

[00:41:29] And they're also...

[00:41:30] These are going to be Balanar's breeds.

[00:41:32] So, they are actually partially natural.

[00:41:35] I.e.

[00:41:35] They have ties to the Fae.

[00:41:37] Yeah.

[00:41:38] So, they're...

[00:41:39] Yeah.

[00:41:40] Okay.

[00:41:41] So, um...

[00:41:44] I am thinking...

[00:41:46] I am thinking draft horse.

[00:41:50] Alright.

[00:41:51] Or maybe two draft horse, two riding horse.

[00:41:58] Or...

[00:41:58] I don't know.

[00:41:59] Do you need a mount?

[00:42:01] He has a mount.

[00:42:02] I have a mount.

[00:42:03] I have a griffin.

[00:42:04] Yeah, you have a griffin.

[00:42:05] So, this isn't for us.

[00:42:07] It's for the town.

[00:42:08] Yes.

[00:42:08] I will say, actually, as you guys are all, like, talking, you're negotiating with them,

[00:42:11] um, Bella, you're just, like, glaring at these assholes.

[00:42:15] Yep.

[00:42:15] The whole time.

[00:42:16] Um...

[00:42:17] Okay, while they're having their conversations, like, it's good to get off the ship, isn't

[00:42:19] it?

[00:42:22] Why are you staring at me like that?

[00:42:23] Uh, Bella, you're...

[00:42:24] Is someone behind me?

[00:42:26] You're, uh...

[00:42:26] You're familiar.

[00:42:28] Um, just kind of hops up onto your shoulders and begins whispering in your ear.

[00:42:33] Is it visible to us?

[00:42:34] I don't know.

[00:42:35] Is it?

[00:42:36] Yes.

[00:42:36] Yes, it would be visible.

[00:42:37] Okay, yeah, yeah.

[00:42:37] You see this giant, this large, like, lynx-like cat just kind of pounce up onto his, uh, under

[00:42:42] shoulders.

[00:42:43] Is it?

[00:42:44] Um, her.

[00:42:45] Yeah, I'm her.

[00:42:46] Sorry, guys.

[00:42:47] Did you just assume this job?

[00:42:48] I'm sorry.

[00:42:49] Murder you.

[00:42:51] Um...

[00:42:51] That is your job.

[00:42:52] That is quite the mouser.

[00:42:54] Yeah.

[00:42:55] Um...

[00:42:56] And it starts whispering, and he's like, look to that one.

[00:42:59] The lady approves of that one.

[00:43:01] And he, and kind of, like, leans your, pushes your head toward, like, the view of, like,

[00:43:05] you're passing the riding horses, the drafting horses, to this majestic and brutally intimidating

[00:43:13] black steed with a blue-flowing mane.

[00:43:17] A darn.

[00:43:18] Um, it is one of the warhorses, and it is, like, it's a Balinar breed, and it looks like,

[00:43:23] in this, in the hot sun of, of Balinar, it is, it looks shit.

[00:43:29] Like, it is cold as ice.

[00:43:31] Rob starts barking and, and moving up, uh, to, uh, to a lion.

[00:43:36] And jumping up, trying to get the cat on herself.

[00:43:39] You had to pick a cat.

[00:43:42] Bark, bark.

[00:43:44] Yeah.

[00:43:45] Anti-cat protocols.

[00:43:48] Fucking reminds me of dude.

[00:43:49] Two.

[00:43:50] A blue light and a red light start spinning on its, uh...

[00:43:53] Yeah.

[00:43:54] And a laser pointer comes out of its forehead and starts tracing around the ground for the

[00:43:58] cat's chase.

[00:44:00] Yeah.

[00:44:00] Reminds me of the old, uh, like, robot dog they send for kids.

[00:44:05] Mm-hmm.

[00:44:06] Bark, bark.

[00:44:08] Goddamn.

[00:44:08] Yeah.

[00:44:10] So yeah, um, yeah, you, you kind of get the instinct that your, your lady wants you to

[00:44:14] have that one.

[00:44:15] Wants you to get that one.

[00:44:19] So you get to pipe up as they're negotiating for horses and such.

[00:44:22] Yeah.

[00:44:26] Yeah.

[00:44:27] Fucking trying to think about it.

[00:44:28] Fucking wordless.

[00:44:29] Uh.

[00:44:31] I want this one.

[00:44:33] Oh, but, uh, you, what, uh, you want, you want iceberg?

[00:44:38] Um.

[00:44:40] Yeah.

[00:44:41] You name the beast after lettuce.

[00:44:47] That will be changed.

[00:44:49] That will be changed.

[00:44:52] I mean, I'll change it to romance.

[00:44:55] Name is now lettuce.

[00:45:00] Let's make it simple.

[00:45:02] Yeah.

[00:45:03] I've heard he's like, well, I mean, I don't know if she, I don't know if she's, uh, really,

[00:45:07] uh, like, your, your speak.

[00:45:09] And then he, like, looks at you and just kind of, like, pales for a moment.

[00:45:12] And, like, all of you see him just pale, like, and, like, looking at, um, at, uh, at Bella.

[00:45:17] I was like, um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can have her.

[00:45:22] Um, four, uh, we got, uh, five, uh, four hundred gold.

[00:45:29] She was like, like, he looks suddenly, like, he looks like he's just looked at, like, looked

[00:45:33] at death.

[00:45:33] I'm, like, looking back and forth between the two.

[00:45:35] There's nothing there aside from him.

[00:45:37] Or aside from person.

[00:45:37] I'm just tossing a hand axe in my hand.

[00:45:39] Just leaning against the back of the wall.

[00:45:42] Just juggling a hand axe.

[00:45:43] I'm fine.

[00:45:44] I'm fine.

[00:45:45] Good.

[00:45:46] How much did you spend?

[00:45:47] Perfect.

[00:45:49] I've got five grand on me, so I'm just going to hand him the four hundred and go.

[00:45:53] I believe we'll take him.

[00:45:55] I gave you something that gives you an extra spell slot.

[00:45:57] I have a short rest, so.

[00:45:59] But, uh, Kirkless actually just gave you the four hundred.

[00:46:01] Oh, cool.

[00:46:02] Or paid for the court.

[00:46:03] I was going to offer to do that for, uh, uh, at the,

[00:46:07] for the, um, 75 interest-free payments.

[00:46:13] I know.

[00:46:14] You already owe me.

[00:46:15] 30% less resting bitch face.

[00:46:20] Wow.

[00:46:20] I can do 10.

[00:46:23] We'll call it a deal at 20.

[00:46:24] 15.

[00:46:27] Deal.

[00:46:29] Meanwhile, you just hand him the four hundred.

[00:46:30] We'll take it.

[00:46:32] That deal is still going through, though.

[00:46:34] Yes.

[00:46:35] They agree.

[00:46:35] Absolutely.

[00:46:36] Now, is Iceberg a male or a female?

[00:46:37] It's a female.

[00:46:38] All right.

[00:46:39] So we need a male as well.

[00:46:41] Uh, okay.

[00:46:41] Um, you can have, uh, looks around the, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the

[00:46:45] stables and such.

[00:46:46] Uh, yeah, I think, uh, Polar Vortex will do as well.

[00:46:53] You gotta hear ice names here, don't you?

[00:46:55] They, they, I'll be honest.

[00:46:57] We don't know how, we don't exactly know where Iceberg and Polar Vortex came from.

[00:47:03] They just kind of showed up in one of our stables.

[00:47:05] They're stables.

[00:47:07] But, um.

[00:47:07] So, pure profit.

[00:47:08] I've seen weirder things.

[00:47:10] That's fine.

[00:47:11] Okay.

[00:47:11] Yeah.

[00:47:11] Uh, so 400 for him as well?

[00:47:13] Uh, yeah.

[00:47:14] 400 as well.

[00:47:15] Yeah.

[00:47:16] Okay.

[00:47:17] Okay, now we're the other four points.

[00:47:19] Yeah.

[00:47:20] Uh, yeah.

[00:47:21] Absolutely.

[00:47:21] Yeah.

[00:47:22] And, um, you, the groom, uh, your, your, your Grimalkin basically, uh, or your, your

[00:47:26] Malkin basically just kind of whispers again and says, yes, she is very pleased.

[00:47:32] You're one step closer.

[00:47:39] Estimation that should be 2,425 gold pieces.

[00:47:48] Roughly.

[00:47:49] Yeah, that sounds good.

[00:47:50] Okay.

[00:47:50] And we already paid 800.

[00:47:52] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[00:47:52] Oh, no, you guys didn't do it for the riding horses.

[00:47:54] The draft horses were, um, because, because that was, yep, happened.

[00:47:59] Um, so you want two draft horses and two riding horses?

[00:48:02] Uh, no.

[00:48:02] If we got those two horses as well, then just two draft horses.

[00:48:05] Is it two draft horses?

[00:48:06] Uh, so it's going to be, come to about, um, 300 gold for the two draft horses.

[00:48:12] 300 each or 300?

[00:48:13] No, total.

[00:48:14] For both of them, 300.

[00:48:16] Okay.

[00:48:16] Because it'd be about 150 each.

[00:48:19] Okay.

[00:48:20] 2,725.

[00:48:21] Yeah.

[00:48:22] Okay.

[00:48:23] All right.

[00:48:23] I will, uh, let me just, uh, pull that out of my bank.

[00:48:28] Okay.

[00:48:28] I'll turn and, turn my back to him.

[00:48:31] Pulling it out of his coin purse.

[00:48:33] Yeah.

[00:48:33] Reach into my bag of golding to the shoulder and just start pulling out handfuls of, uh,

[00:48:40] gold and platinum.

[00:48:41] Oh!

[00:48:41] Those are copper pieces.

[00:48:42] Hang on, hang on, hang on.

[00:48:43] He, like, grabs, like, a sat, like, one of those, like, feeding bags.

[00:48:46] You really gotta put yourself through college, right?

[00:48:48] Right.

[00:48:48] Pulling that out.

[00:48:50] Then I start doing, doling out the silver and copper as well.

[00:48:53] Just, just all of it.

[00:48:55] Except for the abronis.

[00:48:56] Yeah.

[00:48:56] No abronis.

[00:48:57] Yes, of course.

[00:48:58] No abronis for you.

[00:49:01] You're the abroni Nazi.

[00:49:02] I am.

[00:49:04] Okay.

[00:49:04] So that's, uh...

[00:49:05] I am just a regular Nazi.

[00:49:07] Fair enough.

[00:49:08] Someone had me, right?

[00:49:10] This is awesome.

[00:49:22] Okay.

[00:49:22] Good.

[00:49:23] Okay.

[00:49:23] Thanks.

[00:49:23] And, uh, I'll pay an additional 55 gold pieces if you have them, uh, shipped to, um,

[00:49:35] a shot.

[00:49:37] All right.

[00:49:38] Yeah, I can get, I can get one of our ranch hands to, uh, start, uh, start traveling about

[00:49:43] there.

[00:49:46] Okay.

[00:49:46] Perfect.

[00:49:48] Perfect.

[00:49:50] We'll let you keep yours, though.

[00:49:53] Yeah, it, it actually, like, um, it was just, like, it, it, it...

[00:49:57] Dave, are you marking all this down?

[00:49:58] Uh, yeah.

[00:49:59] No, it's Dave.

[00:50:00] Yeah.

[00:50:02] This is 1950 for the puppies?

[00:50:04] No, no, I already handled the money.

[00:50:06] I'm just writing it down anyways.

[00:50:08] Okay.

[00:50:08] Um, but yeah, that's, but we're getting 13, 13 puppies and, uh, two draft horses.

[00:50:13] Two draft horses plus the, the two other ones.

[00:50:16] Yeah.

[00:50:16] Yep.

[00:50:17] Okay.

[00:50:18] Uh, yeah, the war, the iceberg.

[00:50:20] Um, kind of comes out of its stables and just kind of, like, uh, stands next to you.

[00:50:25] You may want to mark that on your character sheet.

[00:50:28] Iceberg, the...

[00:50:30] What kind of horse is it?

[00:50:31] Valinar warhorse.

[00:50:32] Okay.

[00:50:33] Iceberg, the Valinar warhorse.

[00:50:34] Oh, it's getting renamed.

[00:50:36] Lettuce.

[00:50:37] Romaine.

[00:50:38] What's that?

[00:50:38] What was the name of the, the ship that we, that we reclaimed from her?

[00:50:43] Oh, I don't remember.

[00:50:45] Did we ever rename it?

[00:50:46] I don't think it had a name.

[00:50:48] I'm pretty sure we renamed it.

[00:50:49] You could name it, like, a salad.

[00:50:50] You changed the registers.

[00:50:52] That's what you did.

[00:50:52] It didn't actually have a name because it's just a cap.

[00:50:54] They don't name caps.

[00:50:56] We named it.

[00:50:58] Yeah, you named it.

[00:50:58] We wrote a wall.

[00:50:58] I just don't remember what it was.

[00:51:00] I don't know.

[00:51:00] Not important right now.

[00:51:03] Okay.

[00:51:03] It had a figurehead on it.

[00:51:04] I assumed that it was named.

[00:51:07] No.

[00:51:08] It's just a, it's just a, it's the effect of a, of a taxi cab in Sean.

[00:51:14] It was just fancy.

[00:51:15] It was previously named.

[00:51:17] That's why the figurehead's there, but it was sold and the name was stripped off the side.

[00:51:20] Okay.

[00:51:21] Sure.

[00:51:21] I can accept that.

[00:51:22] Yeah.

[00:51:23] So, on our way out of this area, I say to, um, our, our new friend here.

[00:51:28] Yeah.

[00:51:28] At some point, you were going to have to tell me what that was.

[00:51:35] Because you actually caught, basically, that there's some shenanigans going on.

[00:51:39] And I paid for stuff, so I think I'm entitled to an explanation.

[00:51:43] I mean, he didn't, she shouldn't hate you.

[00:51:45] I didn't fucking know her.

[00:51:46] You didn't know her.

[00:51:48] Yet.

[00:51:48] Yet.

[00:51:49] Yeah.

[00:51:52] Also, I just gotta build, so I assume she's redhead, right?

[00:51:55] Yeah.

[00:51:56] Okay.

[00:51:56] Okay.

[00:51:57] When in doubt.

[00:51:58] Yeah.

[00:51:59] I'm trying to get that out of there.

[00:52:02] So, yeah.

[00:52:02] Shake your head at me.

[00:52:04] So, yeah.

[00:52:05] As those plans come to light, is there anything else you guys want to do in town, or are you

[00:52:08] heading back to the airship to continue your journey?

[00:52:12] That's all I had to do in this town.

[00:52:15] Were they doing this while I was doing the landing and stuff?

[00:52:17] Uh, yes.

[00:52:18] Oh, no.

[00:52:19] Or am I waiting around while they're doing this?

[00:52:20] Yeah, you're waiting around.

[00:52:21] Yeah.

[00:52:22] Can I spend this time to start working on my, um, um, no, not on that.

[00:52:28] On, um, my, um, Wand of Chromatic Orb.

[00:52:31] I want to start designing that.

[00:52:33] Okay.

[00:52:33] Because I said ages ago I was going to do that, but I didn't.

[00:52:35] Okay.

[00:52:36] Yeah.

[00:52:36] Yeah, you can be, like, kind of, like, drawing out notes and stuff.

[00:52:38] Mm-hmm.

[00:52:40] Uh, okay.

[00:52:41] So, uh, yeah, you guys eventually find your way back up to the, uh, Terminus.

[00:52:45] They use, uh, one of the, uh, the lifts, uh, the lift systems to bring, uh, your, your

[00:52:50] war horse.

[00:52:51] Uh, you get back to the ship with the horse and stuff.

[00:52:53] And it's like Captain Twi'la comes up.

[00:52:55] And it's like, it's like, Bella, what the hell?

[00:52:57] What the hell?

[00:52:59] What the hell?

[00:53:00] You went to do by a horse?

[00:53:04] Oh, Jesus.

[00:53:06] Oh, Rowan, it's like, ah, Silver Blade.

[00:53:10] Um, you can respond to him saying things.

[00:53:12] I've got nothing.

[00:53:14] You can straight up say that, I got nothing.

[00:53:16] Like, there's no reason.

[00:53:17] You just did.

[00:53:18] Yeah, he's just kind of like, like, if you're not getting, yeah, he's just like, ah, put it

[00:53:22] down in the cargo hold.

[00:53:24] Put her down.

[00:53:28] You guys have guns now, too.

[00:53:30] It's true.

[00:53:31] Oh, my God.

[00:53:31] She's my horse.

[00:53:33] You're the only one with a gun here.

[00:53:35] No.

[00:53:36] Oh, no.

[00:53:36] Oh, no.

[00:53:37] You have a gun.

[00:53:37] That's true.

[00:53:38] It has a gun.

[00:53:38] Yeah, that's true.

[00:53:39] And I had the fuck you bullet.

[00:53:40] Also, one of you guys does have a musket pistol.

[00:53:44] Yeah, who has a musket pistol?

[00:53:45] Yeah, you have a musket pistol, yeah.

[00:53:47] All right.

[00:53:48] Well, with that, by the way, it looks to Finpan, Kirkless, and Copper, and so on.

[00:53:56] So you have the, you are ready to go.

[00:53:58] You've got this paperwork also to do?

[00:54:01] Didn't I need to stop off at the other office?

[00:54:04] What other office?

[00:54:05] Didn't he direct me to the other?

[00:54:07] He directed me to another port, to another town.

[00:54:09] Oh, another town.

[00:54:10] Okay.

[00:54:10] So here's the option.

[00:54:11] You can either go directly to the coordinates of the island, or you could get more information

[00:54:16] about this goblin group by going to the harbor of the port town, where they might have more

[00:54:22] information about the island you're going to.

[00:54:24] Okay, but either way, legally it's mine now.

[00:54:27] Legally it's yours, yeah.

[00:54:28] Okay.

[00:54:28] So if there's anybody on the island, they could be, you can basically...

[00:54:33] I'm allowed to shoot them on sight.

[00:54:34] Sure, yeah.

[00:54:36] Cool.

[00:54:36] Is Valinar a castle state?

[00:54:38] Huh?

[00:54:38] Is Valinar a castle doctrine state?

[00:54:40] A castle doctrine state?

[00:54:42] Yeah.

[00:54:42] Your home is your castle.

[00:54:43] You defend it however you like.

[00:54:45] I guess technically?

[00:54:47] I mean, basically it's ruined.

[00:54:49] Basically all, like, because Dargoon's kind of like that too, and Valinar's kind of also

[00:54:53] like that, because they're basically war horse tribes.

[00:54:56] As long as it's not also a standard crown state.

[00:54:58] Yeah.

[00:54:59] Yeah, they're basically, the elves of Valinar are basically warriors that ride horses, and

[00:55:03] they live for war and battle.

[00:55:06] Is the island not on here?

[00:55:07] It's too small.

[00:55:08] How about it's that little dot?

[00:55:10] Sure.

[00:55:10] Cool, it's there.

[00:55:11] It's that little dot.

[00:55:14] Okay.

[00:55:15] All right, let's go check out new Andros.

[00:55:17] All right, Steve named it already.

[00:55:18] New Andros.

[00:55:20] Yep.

[00:55:20] His name's your island.

[00:55:22] It's my island.

[00:55:23] He's just keeping his name.

[00:55:25] Mm-hmm.

[00:55:26] Because I technically wanted it for treason, terrorism, tradition, murder, and treason.

[00:55:30] So you're putting me under the gun, potentially.

[00:55:32] I understand why you let me do it instead of me.

[00:55:35] Your island.

[00:55:36] You mean Ireland?

[00:55:37] Yeah.

[00:55:37] It's mine.

[00:55:39] Nice.

[00:55:40] Well, it's going to take you guys about a day, and probably into the night, by the

[00:55:44] time you reach the island.

[00:55:45] I'm going to continue working on Tether Floating.

[00:55:47] All right.

[00:55:47] Go on.

[00:55:48] All right.

[00:55:48] Have a good night, baby.

[00:55:51] Okay.

[00:55:52] Do anybody else want to do anything while you're on the ship?

[00:55:54] I'm just juggling my one axe.

[00:55:56] Okay.

[00:55:56] Just toss me in my hand.

[00:55:57] Some people, you know what?

[00:55:58] Some people that are on the ship, not just the crew, but some people that are just touring

[00:56:03] effectively, they see you doing that and just start watching it, and they occasionally

[00:56:07] throw you some coin.

[00:56:09] Think you're doing a performance?

[00:56:11] I'm just throwing it, just stoically.

[00:56:14] 17.

[00:56:15] 17.

[00:56:16] Okay.

[00:56:16] How much gold do I get?

[00:56:19] Do you want me to roll for it?

[00:56:20] No.

[00:56:21] It'd be him.

[00:56:21] You get 17 crowns.

[00:56:24] 17 crowns.

[00:56:26] That's what I write.

[00:56:27] Just write down 17c.

[00:56:28] Yeah.

[00:56:28] 17c.

[00:56:29] It's coppers.

[00:56:29] Where do I put that?

[00:56:30] Wherever you want.

[00:56:31] At the bottom on the right.

[00:56:32] Okay.

[00:56:35] 17c for just tossing an axe.

[00:56:37] Yes.

[00:56:37] Yeah.

[00:56:37] Just tossing an axe.

[00:56:38] Some people like...

[00:56:39] Come on for a couple of beer.

[00:56:41] Sorry.

[00:56:42] You got 17 on your Tensors thing?

[00:56:44] Yes.

[00:56:44] Okay.

[00:56:44] I have some Draconic Ale.

[00:56:46] Yeah.

[00:56:47] Do you have Draconic Ale?

[00:56:49] I don't know.

[00:56:49] That's a thing.

[00:56:50] I'm just making something up here.

[00:56:51] That's fine.

[00:56:52] A lot of the times, if you just make something up, it becomes a thing.

[00:56:55] Yeah.

[00:56:55] Okay.

[00:56:55] So that's fine.

[00:56:56] Unless that's too ridiculous and it doesn't make sense.

[00:56:58] I'm careful with that.

[00:56:59] You have your Argonesson Draconic Ale.

[00:57:02] That's fine.

[00:57:02] I'm just drinking Draconic Ale because I'm a dragonborn.

[00:57:06] Speaking of ale.

[00:57:07] People are probably taking you in as an exotic performer because very rarely do people see

[00:57:17] dragonborns.

[00:57:18] Because they're mostly on the car.

[00:57:20] And I'm drinking Martians and Lizard People.

[00:57:22] Nice.

[00:57:23] Yes.

[00:57:25] With the theme here.

[00:57:27] All right.

[00:57:29] Yeah.

[00:57:29] The Martian part.

[00:57:30] The wizardry I'm saying.

[00:57:31] Yeah.

[00:57:32] That's the Martian part.

[00:57:32] Yeah.

[00:57:33] Does the goblin live you in?

[00:57:37] Okay.

[00:57:38] Is there a lot of people in the thing?

[00:57:41] Oh, God.

[00:57:41] Huh?

[00:57:41] Is there a lot of people around?

[00:57:43] Yeah.

[00:57:43] There's about a dozen people traveling on the ship.

[00:57:52] Can I be really stealthy and pickpocket people?

[00:57:55] Yeah.

[00:57:55] Good try.

[00:57:57] Okay.

[00:57:58] You're going in from behind?

[00:58:01] So we've got to roll this hide first.

[00:58:03] Roll your hide.

[00:58:03] He's going in from behind.

[00:58:04] Hide or stealth in this game?

[00:58:05] Stealth.

[00:58:06] Stealth.

[00:58:06] Yeah.

[00:58:07] I think it's stealth.

[00:58:07] So you gotta roll stealth.

[00:58:09] I wonder if Twillow sent him out.

[00:58:11] Twillow.

[00:58:11] Because this is his job for Twillow.

[00:58:12] He just gets money.

[00:58:13] If you're doing it while he...

[00:58:15] Well, to the people that are watching the Dragonborn perform, you can actually roll it

[00:58:20] with advantage.

[00:58:21] I'm not really performing.

[00:58:22] I know, but you're effectively doing it.

[00:58:25] You're distracting someone.

[00:58:26] I would just like to go around robbing people.

[00:58:28] Okay.

[00:58:28] Then you just get Twillow.

[00:58:29] What did you get?

[00:58:30] Well, you said with advantage.

[00:58:31] No, I said if he was pickpockering the Dragonborn.

[00:58:35] Can I notice him do it?

[00:58:37] He's not doing it.

[00:58:39] Can I have my bonuses and whatnot?

[00:58:41] Yeah.

[00:58:42] Okay.

[00:58:43] So 18.

[00:58:44] 18?

[00:58:44] Okay.

[00:58:45] What did you roll?

[00:58:46] Stealth.

[00:58:47] No.

[00:58:47] Oh, 12.

[00:58:49] Okay.

[00:58:50] 12 plus what's your...

[00:58:52] Oh, right.

[00:58:53] It's your bonus plus your proficiency bonus.

[00:58:56] It's more than that, though.

[00:58:57] Yeah.

[00:58:58] It's his proficiency bonus twice.

[00:59:00] Oh, because it's his plus.

[00:59:02] Because it's his expertise.

[00:59:03] Yeah, so 3, 3.

[00:59:05] So it's a 6.

[00:59:06] So 18 and then...

[00:59:07] I think it's plus 9.

[00:59:08] Oh, damned.

[00:59:09] Oh, plus 9.

[00:59:10] Yeah, because your proficiency bonus twice plus your ability modifier.

[00:59:14] And they're all 3s.

[00:59:16] So 3, 3, and 3 is 9 plus 12.

[00:59:19] 21.

[00:59:20] 21, yeah.

[00:59:21] Oh, damn.

[00:59:22] Okay, yeah.

[00:59:23] He is the 9.

[00:59:24] You imagine speaking to a couple of bedrooms or like a guest room.

[00:59:29] You've seen nothing yet.

[00:59:30] Yeah.

[00:59:31] I haven't seen anything.

[00:59:33] You mentioned anything.

[00:59:34] Are you just like...

[00:59:34] Anything.

[00:59:35] Like necklaces.

[00:59:37] Okay, 9 at the part of this.

[00:59:38] You took the pants off of him.

[00:59:39] Yeah.

[00:59:40] If it's a shiny thing, I want it.

[00:59:42] Oh, shit.

[00:59:44] It's something I can like take of value, people.

[00:59:47] Yeah.

[00:59:47] It's like...

[00:59:48] Yeah.

[00:59:49] Season 1.

[00:59:50] You guys should have a steal off at some point.

[00:59:52] Boxing.

[00:59:53] See, like go into a crowd and see who can come back with the most valuable stuff.

[00:59:56] It's not the way I operate.

[00:59:58] It's kind of like with my one character, Rick.

[01:00:00] If I rolled in combat, they were unborn.

[01:00:03] I'm more likely to stick with his hand in someone's ass.

[01:00:06] They weren't alive.

[01:00:07] They were unborn.

[01:00:08] There's no rules.

[01:00:09] And if you rolled perception, you missed it.

[01:00:12] Glass cannon.

[01:00:13] It wasn't even going hit.

[01:00:15] You just didn't see shit.

[01:00:17] So I'll say that you managed to find...

[01:00:19] Every composure check.

[01:00:22] Composure check.

[01:00:23] Fuck this all out.

[01:00:24] This character is the same way, too.

[01:00:29] It's because the character needs glasses, but he couldn't find glasses.

[01:00:32] So he just got a pair of rifle scopes, duct tape them together, and like has them on

[01:00:37] a frame over his eyes, so he can see really well one thing, but he doesn't notice anything

[01:00:44] else.

[01:00:45] Ten platinum.

[01:00:46] Even worse.

[01:00:47] We exit.

[01:00:48] Alex.

[01:00:52] Slightly not aligned.

[01:00:53] But he did.

[01:00:54] He went out with a bang, too.

[01:00:56] You also managed to snag a crystal...

[01:00:58] He put a grenade in the guy's mouth.

[01:01:00] Uppercut it up.

[01:01:01] Or shot it.

[01:01:03] While he was being dragged.

[01:01:05] So he just got twirled out.

[01:01:06] I like how you say, when I was the guy...

[01:01:07] You're still alive.

[01:01:08] I still lived.

[01:01:09] You find also a...

[01:01:14] There's a shot.

[01:01:16] That is like...

[01:01:17] It's not like...

[01:01:18] It's not closed with like a twine.

[01:01:20] It's actually looks like a glass.

[01:01:21] Part of the fact that it's a lock on it.

[01:01:23] Oh, yes.

[01:01:25] And the leather...

[01:01:26] Like you try to cut the leather to like rip it open, and it does not react.

[01:01:29] Okay.

[01:01:30] So it seems to be magically...

[01:01:31] Magically resistant to...

[01:01:31] I have to listen to that.

[01:01:33] To see what's it going.

[01:01:38] Keeping it closed at the top.

[01:01:40] And there's a locking mechanism on it.

[01:01:43] So crystal orbs and magical pouch.

[01:01:45] Yeah.

[01:01:46] Magical pouch.

[01:01:47] A handful of crystal orbs.

[01:01:48] Like basically no bigger...

[01:01:49] Kind of like those meditational spheres.

[01:01:52] And then 110 platinum.

[01:01:55] Okay.

[01:01:56] From various people's personal effects.

[01:02:02] During the day, while people are out on the deck of the ship, I suppose.

[01:02:10] You could also try and like...

[01:02:13] Oh, you could try and use a...

[01:02:15] Or try and unlock that class if you wanted.

[01:02:19] If you have like thieves tools or something.

[01:02:20] I do.

[01:02:21] But I'm going to hold on to it for a little bit.

[01:02:22] Okay.

[01:02:24] Great.

[01:02:25] Is anybody else doing anything on the ship while...

[01:02:27] For the next day and a half?

[01:02:30] Or a day and a half night?

[01:02:32] I'm going to hang out with Captain Twilo.

[01:02:33] Okay.

[01:02:34] Occasionally play some music.

[01:02:37] All right.

[01:02:37] You're a bird now.

[01:02:38] I'm going to go drink your hand.

[01:02:39] What's your instrument again?

[01:02:40] I can't remember.

[01:02:41] It is a kazoo.

[01:02:44] Specific magic item.

[01:02:46] What's a flute?

[01:02:47] It's a mandolin.

[01:02:48] Ah, yes.

[01:02:49] A kinaith mandolin.

[01:02:50] It's not a merlin I'm disappointed in you.

[01:02:52] Hmm?

[01:02:52] It's not a merlin I'm disappointed in you.

[01:02:55] I still think you should have won a hurdy-gurdy.

[01:02:59] Hurdy-gurdy looks so cool.

[01:03:02] A jar.

[01:03:05] A hurdy-gurdy.

[01:03:06] Oh, yes.

[01:03:07] Could you just do your thighs?

[01:03:10] Because you'd do a thigh-slapping thing?

[01:03:12] Or no spoons.

[01:03:13] That's what it is.

[01:03:15] Spoons.

[01:03:15] I mean, I can play the spoons.

[01:03:17] Yeah.

[01:03:17] Like, performance is not a, uh...

[01:03:20] It's not an instrument-specific thing.

[01:03:24] Fair.

[01:03:25] But yeah, you, um...

[01:03:27] Yeah, he's out the, uh...

[01:03:29] At the wheel, basically, of the ship.

[01:03:31] Looking out at the deck and watching some people gawk at the dragonborn.

[01:03:35] And it's like...

[01:03:36] Uh, I gotta thank you about, uh...

[01:03:39] Taking in, uh...

[01:03:40] Just allowing my...

[01:03:42] These, uh...

[01:03:43] These interns, as they were.

[01:03:44] And my sister.

[01:03:46] Um...

[01:03:46] With you.

[01:03:47] Um...

[01:03:48] I think it's good to get some fresh air and off my ship sometimes.

[01:03:51] And maybe one day your sister won't hate us quite so much.

[01:03:54] Do you know why she doesn't like you?

[01:03:57] I haven't the foggiest idea.

[01:04:00] Here's a mystery.

[01:04:00] She just stares at me in glance.

[01:04:03] Oops.

[01:04:04] Hmm?

[01:04:04] Who?

[01:04:05] Hi.

[01:04:05] Oh.

[01:04:05] Him.

[01:04:06] Or her.

[01:04:07] Yeah.

[01:04:08] Um...

[01:04:10] Look at my Bart.

[01:04:12] I'm just...

[01:04:13] I mean...

[01:04:15] It's all part and parcel, right?

[01:04:18] Like...

[01:04:19] I just don't remember you having a mandolin.

[01:04:21] Any of the times that we...

[01:04:23] No, I bought the mandolin, like, two weeks ago.

[01:04:26] Oh, okay.

[01:04:26] Do you remember me having another left?

[01:04:29] Whoa!

[01:04:30] Things happen.

[01:04:31] You know?

[01:04:32] When you took us to, uh...

[01:04:34] What was that town called?

[01:04:36] Uh...

[01:04:36] Charm?

[01:04:37] No, the one where we did all our shopping.

[01:04:39] Oh, Fairhaven.

[01:04:40] Fairhaven.

[01:04:40] Yeah.

[01:04:41] When you took us to Fairhaven.

[01:04:42] Ah!

[01:04:43] That's where you got us from.

[01:04:44] Yes.

[01:04:46] Peru.

[01:04:48] Um...

[01:04:48] Okay, so the time that's when you're producing such.

[01:04:51] Um...

[01:04:52] And, uh...

[01:04:52] Did you want to do anything, uh...

[01:04:54] I'm gonna repair a bunch of poison arrows.

[01:04:56] Okay.

[01:04:57] I'm gonna go drink some demonic...

[01:04:59] Dragonic ale.

[01:05:00] Demonic ale.

[01:05:00] It's a demonic dragonic ale.

[01:05:03] You'd be preparing poison vials, because it only lasts for a minute.

[01:05:07] Yeah.

[01:05:09] Um...

[01:05:10] Okay.

[01:05:10] Okay.

[01:05:10] Poison.

[01:05:11] Dragonborn.

[01:05:12] You're drinking, uh...

[01:05:13] Like, with some of the other sailors and stuff like that.

[01:05:15] I'm drinking by myself.

[01:05:16] Okay.

[01:05:17] Some people try to go see you, and they're like...

[01:05:19] You just kind of like...

[01:05:20] Like, they just kind of like decide, no.

[01:05:23] So, uh...

[01:05:23] They get close and he...

[01:05:24] They get close and he breathes aggressively.

[01:05:27] Actually, hang on.

[01:05:28] Hang on.

[01:05:29] Sorry.

[01:05:29] What do I use for perception?

[01:05:31] Don't know for perception yet.

[01:05:32] Roll a constitution save.

[01:05:35] Constitution save.

[01:05:37] So what do I use?

[01:05:38] Is that my 20?

[01:05:39] Uh...

[01:05:39] So, D20 plus your...

[01:05:41] Whatever you have...

[01:05:42] Uh...

[01:05:42] Uh...

[01:05:43] Your modifier for your constitution.

[01:05:45] I rolled a...

[01:05:47] Nine.

[01:05:48] So a ten.

[01:05:49] Is your...

[01:05:50] Constitution save a...

[01:05:52] Um...

[01:05:52] Class skill.

[01:05:53] Yes.

[01:05:53] Because it's a class saving throw.

[01:05:55] So...

[01:05:56] Yeah.

[01:05:56] You get a proficiency bonus as well.

[01:05:58] Right?

[01:05:58] So that would be plus three.

[01:06:00] For...

[01:06:00] For...

[01:06:01] For proficiency.

[01:06:02] So nine.

[01:06:02] Plus whatever your constitution modifier is.

[01:06:05] So nine plus constitution is one.

[01:06:07] Plus your proficiency, what?

[01:06:09] Which is plus four.

[01:06:10] Three.

[01:06:10] So yeah.

[01:06:11] So four.

[01:06:11] So...

[01:06:11] Yeah.

[01:06:13] So thirteen.

[01:06:13] Okay.

[01:06:14] So you're...

[01:06:14] You're getting...

[01:06:16] Pretty...

[01:06:16] Smashed on your...

[01:06:18] Reconic fail.

[01:06:19] So you roll perception at disadvantage.

[01:06:22] So what?

[01:06:22] Roll a nine.

[01:06:23] Roll two...

[01:06:24] Two nine twenties.

[01:06:25] Yeah.

[01:06:25] And you're using the lower roll.

[01:06:30] Ten.

[01:06:31] Ten on your perception.

[01:06:33] And then...

[01:06:34] Was that with the...

[01:06:34] Ten plus your modifier.

[01:06:37] So fourteen.

[01:06:38] Fourteen?

[01:06:39] Okay.

[01:06:39] Damn.

[01:06:40] I mean, I'm sure it's the same.

[01:06:42] But I think you were looking at your constitution.

[01:06:45] You need to be looking at your wisdom.

[01:06:47] But you are proficient in perception.

[01:06:49] So that you actually get a plus three.

[01:06:51] Okay.

[01:06:52] So what did you roll for the dice?

[01:06:54] That would be a ten.

[01:06:55] Okay.

[01:06:56] Plus three.

[01:06:56] So thirteen.

[01:06:57] Thirteen.

[01:06:58] Okay.

[01:06:59] So yeah, you're drinking and drinking and like just kind of sitting there brooding.

[01:07:05] And you go to like...

[01:07:08] You just like go to like check...

[01:07:10] Like just pat yourself...

[01:07:11] Pat your wallet.

[01:07:13] What wallet?

[01:07:16] And you look at your wallet.

[01:07:19] Because everyone looks over at the set.

[01:07:21] And you look around like there's nobody around you.

[01:07:24] Like everybody else is like drinking at like separate tables.

[01:07:26] You kind of created an ocean.

[01:07:28] Like kind of a gap...

[01:07:29] A barrier around...

[01:07:30] Like a gap around you.

[01:07:31] But like you don't see anybody like in...

[01:07:33] That came near you.

[01:07:35] Yeah, there's like...

[01:07:36] I was gonna do something nice to me.

[01:07:37] You really want me to roll something immediately?

[01:07:39] What do you wanna roll?

[01:07:40] Oh, you wake up with your sound.

[01:07:41] I would like to rage.

[01:07:43] I would like to rage.

[01:07:45] I was gonna do something nice too.

[01:07:49] No, I'm just gonna...

[01:07:50] I'm not gonna go rage.

[01:07:51] Okay.

[01:07:52] Yeah, you...

[01:07:52] Your wallet's missing.

[01:07:53] My wallet's missing.

[01:07:54] So it's like well shit.

[01:07:57] Are you kidding me about it?

[01:07:59] Is it like I'm just gonna start tossing my axe again?

[01:08:02] Trying to make more money?

[01:08:04] Okay.

[01:08:05] You're not gonna ask around to see if anyone's seen your wallet?

[01:08:06] No, I'm gonna ask around to see who has my wallet.

[01:08:10] Roll a persuasion...

[01:08:12] Or is it persuasion in this game?

[01:08:13] It's a charisma.

[01:08:17] Persuasion.

[01:08:17] Persuasion?

[01:08:18] Yeah, roll persuasion if you have that.

[01:08:20] Or intimidation.

[01:08:21] I don't have intimidation.

[01:08:23] Oh wait, no.

[01:08:24] I don't even know what I picked for that.

[01:08:27] I think I picked...

[01:08:29] Well, you don't get one in every one.

[01:08:30] Yeah.

[01:08:31] You only get certain ones.

[01:08:32] I don't have anything for that.

[01:08:34] So just do your roll plus whatever your charisma modifier is.

[01:08:38] Which as I recall...

[01:08:39] It's a minus one.

[01:08:40] So yeah, just roll it to 20.

[01:08:41] What minus one?

[01:08:44] 19.

[01:08:46] Damn.

[01:08:46] Okay, so yeah.

[01:08:48] Right here.

[01:08:49] Wait, did you roll not 20?

[01:08:50] You roll the...

[01:08:51] No, you roll the 19.

[01:08:52] Oh, good.

[01:08:52] Roll the 19.

[01:08:53] Gotcha.

[01:08:53] That's so good.

[01:08:54] It's like...

[01:08:55] Yeah, so you ask her as like...

[01:08:56] Oh, 18.

[01:08:57] Yeah, you're asking like...

[01:08:59] Like if anybody was...

[01:09:00] Like you saw anybody with a wallet or something.

[01:09:02] And it's like...

[01:09:02] And one of the crew members...

[01:09:04] It's like a...

[01:09:05] It's one of the...

[01:09:05] It's a hobgoblin.

[01:09:07] It's like...

[01:09:07] Yeah, I think one of them...

[01:09:08] One of them...

[01:09:09] The kittens...

[01:09:11] The backseat of the kittens...

[01:09:13] Were running around...

[01:09:14] And they vacated pretty quick a couple minutes ago.

[01:09:17] I think they had some...

[01:09:17] Some bag.

[01:09:18] Wait, wait.

[01:09:19] You're...

[01:09:20] Oh, no.

[01:09:21] And then at that point, I assume like you go...

[01:09:24] All right, what are you gonna do?

[01:09:25] Like he's gonna be out of the imagination.

[01:09:27] As he realized...

[01:09:28] Wait, oh, no.

[01:09:28] I'm just...

[01:09:29] What have I done?

[01:09:29] I'm just sending those poor cats to death.

[01:09:33] Tabaxes, by the way, are like basically like cat people.

[01:09:35] I'm gonna go follow the cat people.

[01:09:37] Okay, try and find them.

[01:09:38] That's gonna be a...

[01:09:39] An investigation role, I suppose.

[01:09:42] Or just a...

[01:09:43] That's an intelligent role.

[01:09:45] So yeah, just an intelligent role.

[01:09:45] Or he could theoretically do more intimidates asking people specifically where they are.

[01:09:50] Well, he doesn't have...

[01:09:50] I don't think he has intimidation, does he?

[01:09:52] No, I don't.

[01:09:53] It doesn't matter.

[01:09:53] You can still do it where you want.

[01:09:55] Yeah, you can still do a charisma, yeah.

[01:09:57] I'm gonna do...

[01:10:00] I'll do an intimidate.

[01:10:01] Okay.

[01:10:04] That was a...

[01:10:07] Sorry, a six.

[01:10:08] A six?

[01:10:09] Okay, how are you intimidating...

[01:10:11] How are you...

[01:10:12] That's a five.

[01:10:13] Oh, that was a five?

[01:10:14] So, seven minus one.

[01:10:15] Six minus one.

[01:10:16] Oh, God.

[01:10:16] Yeah, so yeah.

[01:10:18] So...

[01:10:18] It sounded cooler in your head.

[01:10:20] It's like...

[01:10:22] Where's my...

[01:10:23] I'm drunk.

[01:10:24] Yeah, you're just...

[01:10:25] Where are those tebbies?

[01:10:29] Yeah, so...

[01:10:30] Those dark cats.

[01:10:33] Yeah, so...

[01:10:34] Go home, lizard.

[01:10:35] You're drunk.

[01:10:36] Go home, lizard.

[01:10:37] You're drunk.

[01:10:38] Yeah, well...

[01:10:39] A couple of the sailors are just like,

[01:10:41] maybe you should go back to your bunk or something.

[01:10:43] Maybe you should mind your own business.

[01:10:46] I'm like side-eyeing him doing this

[01:10:48] as I'm trying to get the...

[01:10:49] Tensors floating disc to levitate

[01:10:51] and he just keeps falling.

[01:10:52] I'm gonna point over to him

[01:10:53] and let Rob go take him away.

[01:10:55] Take him back somewhere safe

[01:10:56] for a reason to hurt people.

[01:10:58] You're being pulled away by a robotic dog.

[01:11:02] A rather large.

[01:11:03] A large mast.

[01:11:04] I guess I'm gonna rage.

[01:11:06] He's just quietly, nicely pulling on you.

[01:11:10] I'm very intoxicated right there.

[01:11:12] Citizen, please.

[01:11:14] Go this way.

[01:11:15] Is it Ross?

[01:11:17] I'm not gonna rage.

[01:11:20] I'm gonna try and persuade.

[01:11:23] I'm gonna do another persuade.

[01:11:25] How many hit points do you have?

[01:11:26] It's a nine minus one.

[01:11:28] How many hit points do you have?

[01:11:29] 62?

[01:11:30] I can do that in like two shots.

[01:11:33] Damn it.

[01:11:34] Still two shots.

[01:11:36] I'm gonna roll a persuasion.

[01:11:38] Okay.

[01:11:39] Because I'm drunk.

[01:11:39] Am I trying to persuade?

[01:11:41] Who are you persuading?

[01:11:42] I think Rob.

[01:11:43] The dog.

[01:11:43] I rolled a two.

[01:11:45] No officer, I'm not drunk at all.

[01:11:47] You can't stop me.

[01:11:49] I'm basically talking like a child at this point.

[01:11:51] You're slowly being basically like

[01:11:53] you're being dragged along the way

[01:11:54] out of the drinking...

[01:11:56] like the food hall or whatever.

[01:11:59] You really can't hold this draconic ale.

[01:12:02] What a girl.

[01:12:03] It's an axe discipline.

[01:12:04] Unless you...

[01:12:05] You'd act...

[01:12:06] Alright.

[01:12:07] You are taking...

[01:12:08] Rob, take...

[01:12:09] Like, imagine you drag your ass

[01:12:10] back to your bunk.

[01:12:12] And you crash there.

[01:12:15] It's pentakia!

[01:12:17] Crim.

[01:12:18] Roll perception.

[01:12:19] Okay.

[01:12:21] I need my wallet back though.

[01:12:23] I know.

[01:12:23] Good talk to him about it.

[01:12:27] Nine.

[01:12:28] All the other.

[01:12:29] Okay.

[01:12:29] So you're walking out of a...

[01:12:31] Actually, I'm nervous.

[01:12:33] Okay.

[01:12:34] You roll out of...

[01:12:35] Or you roll out of a...

[01:12:37] One of the rooms you just like thieved from.

[01:12:40] Oh yeah.

[01:12:40] And like back into something furry.

[01:12:43] Oh jeez.

[01:12:44] And you look...

[01:12:44] You turn around and at the same time

[01:12:47] the tabaxi kitten turns around as well

[01:12:49] with a bag of...

[01:12:50] With a sack of...

[01:12:51] In a large sack of coin.

[01:12:53] And looks to you and says,

[01:12:54] I don't think you're supposed to be there.

[01:12:57] I don't think you're supposed to be there.

[01:13:01] Touche.

[01:13:02] No, no, no.

[01:13:03] You didn't...

[01:13:04] We didn't see each other.

[01:13:05] Okay, okay, okay.

[01:13:06] All right, so...

[01:13:07] Yeah, so like...

[01:13:08] He looks like he's like...

[01:13:09] Definitely like stolen something.

[01:13:10] Yeah.

[01:13:10] Are you just gonna like two...

[01:13:11] Two thieves in the night like...

[01:13:13] Like...

[01:13:14] As you were?

[01:13:15] I'll get out of eyesight and then follow him.

[01:13:17] Okay.

[01:13:18] Roll stuff.

[01:13:19] Pick it up for two thieves.

[01:13:22] Pretty good sized boat.

[01:13:24] Still might pick it up.

[01:13:26] Both thieves are very small.

[01:13:30] 16 only, I think?

[01:13:31] 16?

[01:13:32] Yeah.

[01:13:32] Okay.

[01:13:33] Yeah, you...

[01:13:33] You're in the corner and then immediately like...

[01:13:35] Kind of slink back around.

[01:13:36] And then quietly...

[01:13:37] The tabaxi kitten doesn't seem to notice you at all.

[01:13:41] And he goes down to like the larder.

[01:13:43] Where like where the...

[01:13:44] Where like down like the bottom of...

[01:13:45] Where the food stores and all that are kept.

[01:13:47] And there's like...

[01:13:48] Two more tabaxis down there.

[01:13:50] Like waiting in like a little like corner.

[01:13:52] And I was like...

[01:13:53] What'd you get?

[01:13:54] What'd you get?

[01:13:55] What'd you get?

[01:13:55] And they're like...

[01:13:56] Oh, you wouldn't believe it.

[01:13:57] There's this giant lizard guy.

[01:13:59] Up in the...

[01:14:00] Up in the...

[01:14:00] Up in the hall.

[01:14:01] In the drinking hall.

[01:14:03] And I...

[01:14:04] He was so drunk off his ass.

[01:14:05] I was just able to just like...

[01:14:06] Take...

[01:14:07] Like untie this right off his belt.

[01:14:09] It's like...

[01:14:09] Oh, he's got...

[01:14:10] And like...

[01:14:11] Looks at him and I was like...

[01:14:12] 11 copper?

[01:14:16] Also, whatever else you had.

[01:14:18] Mark.

[01:14:18] What else did you have money-wise?

[01:14:21] I just had...

[01:14:23] I didn't spend very much money.

[01:14:24] You know...

[01:14:25] So...

[01:14:25] I gave you 500...

[01:14:26] Yeah.

[01:14:27] And I bought my great sword and I bought my armor.

[01:14:29] Okay.

[01:14:29] So that would have been like...

[01:14:30] That was actually not that long.

[01:14:32] Okay.

[01:14:32] Because it was like 50s.

[01:14:33] Like a...

[01:14:33] You have like...

[01:14:34] I think I spent between...

[01:14:37] I want to say...

[01:14:39] 65 gold on everything.

[01:14:41] Okay.

[01:14:42] Maybe write that down then.

[01:14:43] Like 500...

[01:14:44] 65...

[01:14:45] 65.

[01:14:45] Yeah.

[01:14:46] I want to think...

[01:14:47] Yeah.

[01:14:47] Let's click that.

[01:14:48] I should have like 400 and change.

[01:14:50] 435.

[01:14:51] 435.

[01:14:52] Okay.

[01:14:52] Damn.

[01:14:54] Oh man, there's all this gold in here.

[01:14:56] And they're like...

[01:14:56] 11 copper.

[01:14:57] Okay.

[01:14:58] And they like put that copper down and they start like telling it.

[01:15:00] And you're hearing them like from the shadows.

[01:15:02] Yeah.

[01:15:02] It's like...

[01:15:03] Dude, we got like 400...

[01:15:04] Like just over 400 gold here.

[01:15:06] It's like...

[01:15:07] Wow, this is awesome.

[01:15:08] We can buy all the fish we want next time we go to port.

[01:15:11] Oh, jeez.

[01:15:12] So yeah.

[01:15:13] They see a period...

[01:15:14] And you hear what they're saying.

[01:15:16] It sounds like they stole from that dragonborn when he was sloshed.

[01:15:21] Oh, jeez.

[01:15:22] So do you want to do anything about this?

[01:15:24] Or do you want to...

[01:15:24] I want to do something.

[01:15:26] Can I try to slit all their throats?

[01:15:30] Wow.

[01:15:31] That's a turn.

[01:15:33] I would have puke acid on them.

[01:15:37] They are kittens.

[01:15:39] Doesn't matter how adorable they are.

[01:15:41] You are a problem though.

[01:15:42] So like, I mean...

[01:15:43] You'd be killing younglings.

[01:15:44] See other white meat.

[01:15:46] Okay.

[01:15:48] That doesn't really hurt my feelings.

[01:15:51] Okay.

[01:15:52] You want to try to get the jumbo white and kill them?

[01:15:55] Yeah.

[01:15:55] Okay.

[01:15:56] They are one...

[01:15:58] We very recently saved all of these and brought them onto your ship.

[01:16:02] You saw us come on with these...

[01:16:05] They're not stowaways or anything.

[01:16:07] They're not?

[01:16:07] No.

[01:16:07] They aren't like...

[01:16:08] Yeah, you saw them earlier like...

[01:16:10] Everything's in the bag, right?

[01:16:11] Yeah.

[01:16:11] Oh, yeah.

[01:16:12] There's a couple...

[01:16:13] Most of the coins have been pulled out of the bag and they're being counted like up

[01:16:16] because they're going to dip you them up.

[01:16:17] Okay.

[01:16:17] So I'm going to...

[01:16:18] The three guys on this boat that you are most scared of...

[01:16:21] Yeah.

[01:16:22] Are the protectors of these kittens.

[01:16:24] Yeah.

[01:16:25] So...

[01:16:25] So you can kill them.

[01:16:26] But you'll probably be next.

[01:16:28] So what I'm going to try is grapple hook the bag and then put ball bearings on the

[01:16:33] ground.

[01:16:34] Okay.

[01:16:35] And run away.

[01:16:36] All right.

[01:16:40] Roll for...

[01:16:44] Aaron's a distance.

[01:16:44] Sorry for what?

[01:16:45] He wants to grapple the bag and throw ball bearings down on the ground to like trip them

[01:16:51] up, I guess, as they come after.

[01:16:52] Grapple as in?

[01:16:53] You're just going to grab the bag?

[01:16:54] Yeah.

[01:16:54] I'm just going to grab the bag and then run away and then throw the ball bearings.

[01:16:57] So that'd be like...

[01:16:58] Wait.

[01:16:58] Stealth checked his kneecap.

[01:16:59] It's an action to grab a thing.

[01:17:01] Yeah.

[01:17:02] And I would say just a bonus action if he wants to dump all his ball bearings in.

[01:17:07] Okay.

[01:17:09] All right.

[01:17:09] So yeah.

[01:17:10] Did he have to roll anything you think?

[01:17:11] Did he have to roll anything for that or just let that happen?

[01:17:13] Well, I mean, is the bag being held by somebody?

[01:17:17] Yeah.

[01:17:17] It's being held by...

[01:17:18] One of the kittens is holding it while they...

[01:17:19] And they're removing the...

[01:17:20] I will say the coins are not in the bag.

[01:17:22] Okay.

[01:17:23] Okay.

[01:17:23] Okay.

[01:17:23] Yeah.

[01:17:24] So then it's a...

[01:17:25] If he's grabbing the bag, then it's an opposed athletics check.

[01:17:31] Okay.

[01:17:32] But yeah.

[01:17:32] You also have to get...

[01:17:33] Are you assuming you're trying to grab all the gold that they pulled out?

[01:17:36] I would try to, yeah.

[01:17:38] Okay.

[01:17:40] Yeah.

[01:17:40] I'm going to say like that's...

[01:17:42] That's going to be a pretty hefty feat.

[01:17:44] Mm-hmm.

[01:17:45] Yeah, it sure is.

[01:17:48] I still want to try him.

[01:17:49] Okay.

[01:17:50] Go for it.

[01:17:50] If it fails, you can try to talk him out of this.

[01:17:52] Yeah.

[01:17:53] What am I rolling again?

[01:17:54] I'll be athletics.

[01:17:56] Athletics.

[01:17:57] Grab it.

[01:17:58] It's time for porn later.

[01:18:00] Athletics.

[01:18:01] We'll be under strength.

[01:18:02] Oh.

[01:18:02] It's a whole thing.

[01:18:03] But you don't have...

[01:18:04] You only have...

[01:18:05] You only have the strength model.

[01:18:06] Yeah.

[01:18:06] That and cat pictures.

[01:18:07] Your mom.

[01:18:08] Oh, jeez.

[01:18:10] Four.

[01:18:11] Five.

[01:18:11] That's it.

[01:18:12] You slip on a banana.

[01:18:13] Guys.

[01:18:14] You slip on a banana.

[01:18:16] You want to help on the one.

[01:18:16] One of them discarded.

[01:18:17] Yeah.

[01:18:19] It's going to be a fake description base.

[01:18:20] Yeah, you slip on a fish.

[01:18:21] Okay.

[01:18:22] Then like, follow.

[01:18:23] As you're about to like, go get ready to run in there.

[01:18:26] And then you just like...

[01:18:27] God damn it.

[01:18:30] And they all look at you.

[01:18:32] They all look at you.

[01:18:32] It's like...

[01:18:33] Hey, aren't you the guy that totally wasn't stealing things from the other rooms?

[01:18:38] Want to trade?

[01:18:43] For the gold?

[01:18:44] Yeah.

[01:18:45] That's great.

[01:18:46] What do you got?

[01:18:48] I got a...

[01:18:49] It's a legendary status.

[01:18:50] You didn't just take a bunch of stuff.

[01:18:51] I got...

[01:18:53] I got...

[01:18:53] I got...

[01:18:55] I got...

[01:18:56] I got...

[01:18:57] I got a magic pouch.

[01:18:58] Pretty cool.

[01:18:59] Magic pouch?

[01:19:00] Yep.

[01:19:02] And then...

[01:19:03] Give me a second.

[01:19:03] And they like all like...

[01:19:04] Three of them just kind of like...

[01:19:06] Like huddle up.

[01:19:07] It's like...

[01:19:10] Yeah, we'll give you the...

[01:19:11] We'll give you the...

[01:19:12] The rest...

[01:19:13] All this gold and some of that...

[01:19:14] For that pouch.

[01:19:15] Pouch for a pouch?

[01:19:16] Yeah, sure.

[01:19:17] Okay.

[01:19:18] What's in the...

[01:19:19] What is in the pouch?

[01:19:19] I don't know.

[01:19:20] It's for you to find out.

[01:19:23] They huddle again.

[01:19:25] Mystery pouch.

[01:19:25] One of them looks up.

[01:19:27] Huddle back at it.

[01:19:29] Okay.

[01:19:30] Okay.

[01:19:31] Sweet.

[01:19:32] Dumb kittens.

[01:19:34] All right.

[01:19:34] So you...

[01:19:35] You give them the pouch and they...

[01:19:37] They put all the gold back into the other bag and...

[01:19:40] You have it...

[01:19:40] There's an exchange.

[01:19:42] And it's like...

[01:19:43] And...

[01:19:44] Like I said earlier...

[01:19:45] You didn't see us and we didn't see you.

[01:19:46] I mean literally...

[01:19:48] So...

[01:19:48] They didn't take the crystal orange.

[01:19:50] They just took the pouch?

[01:19:51] Yeah.

[01:19:51] There's a single orange in the pouch.

[01:19:52] Okay.

[01:19:53] All right.

[01:19:53] All right.

[01:19:55] All right.

[01:19:56] So you no longer have that pouch.

[01:19:58] Yep.

[01:19:59] That's gone.

[01:20:00] And you now have a large wallet of 400-some-odd gold.

[01:20:04] All right.

[01:20:05] And now you have the choice to just hide it and sell it at the next stop or give it back

[01:20:11] to Mark.

[01:20:13] How much gold was it?

[01:20:14] No.

[01:20:14] It was 400 and...

[01:20:15] 35.

[01:20:16] 35.

[01:20:16] That's not too bad.

[01:20:17] Plus 11 of the copper.

[01:20:19] Plus 10 copper.

[01:20:19] You probably spent one of the copper.

[01:20:21] By single copper.

[01:20:21] Well, no.

[01:20:22] It would be more than 435.

[01:20:23] You gave me the 17...

[01:20:25] That's copper.

[01:20:26] That's copper.

[01:20:27] 17 copper.

[01:20:27] So yeah.

[01:20:28] You had a 17.

[01:20:29] You spent like six of the copper for it.

[01:20:32] On both.

[01:20:33] How much copper is there?

[01:20:34] 11 copper.

[01:20:35] I will keep the gold and give the copper back to Mark.

[01:20:39] I found these.

[01:20:40] I will end you.

[01:20:42] You don't know about this.

[01:20:43] You don't know that he took your gold.

[01:20:44] Oh my gold is gone.

[01:20:45] I broke.

[01:20:46] You don't know he took it.

[01:20:48] So here's what I'm going to say.

[01:20:49] If you want, you could like sneak into his root, like into where his bunk is and just

[01:20:53] put it back.

[01:20:54] But it's going to be a stealth check against his perception.

[01:20:57] No, I'm just going to go up to him and say, here's the copper I found.

[01:21:01] Oh, you're just giving him the copper?

[01:21:02] Yeah.

[01:21:04] I was going to be like, here's copper I found.

[01:21:06] It's yours.

[01:21:07] You're not giving him his actual wallet back?

[01:21:08] No, just the gold and the wallet's mine.

[01:21:14] So you're going to wait until morning to give him the wallet though?

[01:21:17] I can find him right now if I can.

[01:21:19] Okay.

[01:21:20] Oh yeah, you go and look around.

[01:21:21] It's not a terrible big ship.

[01:21:22] Yeah.

[01:21:23] And you find him and he's sleeping off his drink in his bunk.

[01:21:27] I'll just put it on top of his chest.

[01:21:29] Okay.

[01:21:31] So Mark, you're going to wake up to 11 copper on your chest.

[01:21:34] But I'm going to roll some insight.

[01:21:36] You can't right now.

[01:21:37] Damn it.

[01:21:38] You're asleep.

[01:21:39] You're in past the rock off your ass.

[01:21:41] Okay.

[01:21:41] Before you leave, punch him in the ass.

[01:21:44] Oh Jesus.

[01:21:45] 11 copper on his chest and a sore ass?

[01:21:48] What is he going to think?

[01:21:50] Wow.

[01:21:52] Okay, so it's about...

[01:21:56] So it's about probably about 3 or 4 in the evening at this point.

[01:22:00] Like Smash Cut 2.

[01:22:01] 3 or 4 in the morning.

[01:22:03] Smash.

[01:22:05] Who is on the deck?

[01:22:06] Like who's still awake?

[01:22:07] I am always awake.

[01:22:08] You're always awake.

[01:22:09] I literally am.

[01:22:10] Are you in the deck or wherever you hang out in the corner?

[01:22:14] I'll be taking a break from failing to make the tension floating desk fly and go on the deck.

[01:22:20] Okay.

[01:22:21] Anybody else?

[01:22:21] Or are you guys all asleep?

[01:22:23] Yeah, I'll go up on deck.

[01:22:24] I'm waking up.

[01:22:25] No, you're still asleep.

[01:22:26] Damn it.

[01:22:27] You'll be woken up in the sleep.

[01:22:28] You don't get up.

[01:22:28] Yes.

[01:22:30] Okay, so you're up on the deck.

[01:22:32] What about?

[01:22:33] Yeah.

[01:22:34] No?

[01:22:35] Okay.

[01:22:38] What about Kirklus?

[01:22:39] Are you also...

[01:22:40] No, I'm resting up.

[01:22:41] Okay, you're resting up.

[01:22:42] Have you gone to your own bunk and gone to sleep?

[01:22:45] No.

[01:22:45] I've been walking around the whole night.

[01:22:47] Okay.

[01:22:48] All right, so the people that are awake and presumably on the deck of the ship roll a perception test.

[01:22:59] 16.

[01:23:02] It's already the chip.

[01:23:05] 16.

[01:23:06] Stop rolling that number!

[01:23:09] Nine!

[01:23:09] Nine?

[01:23:10] Nine!

[01:23:10] Yeah, but I also have a three on it, so...

[01:23:12] 12.

[01:23:13] That's fine.

[01:23:14] So you got 16, 12.

[01:23:15] A total of 20.

[01:23:19] Yeah, you guys notice it shortly before the guy up in the loft of the ship says it.

[01:23:29] Land ho!

[01:23:31] Land ho!

[01:23:32] They're pretty cool.

[01:23:33] They're pretty cool.

[01:23:34] You guys are kind of slowly descending down because you see there's a silhouette out in

[01:23:38] the water of what looks like a large island with some other dark shapes kind of dotting

[01:23:43] around the water around it.

[01:23:45] Probably like rocks and reefs and stuff.

[01:23:47] The island itself looks like it's pretty high off the water.

[01:23:52] It's pretty dark at night.

[01:23:55] Although, does anybody have dark vision?

[01:23:57] Or moonlight vision at all?

[01:23:58] Oh, I think a goblin does.

[01:24:00] Does a goblin have dark vision?

[01:24:01] Like, they're really good in the dark.

[01:24:04] That's what I saw in the exact thing.

[01:24:07] I'll just check that for you.

[01:24:08] Once the land ho gets called, I'll probably start making my way up.

[01:24:11] Yeah, eventually.

[01:24:12] Everybody else who's sleeping, you guys all hear, land ho!

[01:24:17] from like up above.

[01:24:18] So, you guys can all wake up.

[01:24:22] The dragonborn, Kepka Ball, you wake up to the jingle jangle of a lemon coin, a copper

[01:24:29] on your chest as you wake up.

[01:24:31] I have a sore ass.

[01:24:33] Oh, you do have dark vision, by the way.

[01:24:34] Okay.

[01:24:35] So, actually, you see...

[01:24:37] How far can you see with dark vision?

[01:24:38] 60 feet.

[01:24:39] But I'm going to allow for this just because it's...

[01:24:42] That gives you some details.

[01:24:44] Whoever has dark vision or something like that, specifically Krim, you see that those

[01:24:51] aren't cliffs.

[01:24:52] Those are trees...

[01:24:53] It is a dense tree line all along the island.

[01:24:59] The island is completely covered in these massive, megalithic trees.

[01:25:06] Okay.

[01:25:07] Jungle trees.

[01:25:10] And you also see kind of off to the southern side of the island.

[01:25:15] You guys are kind of approaching from the east toward the west.

[01:25:19] As you guys were coming down like Valinar, you kind of like went south and then you started

[01:25:22] going east toward...

[01:25:23] Like down to where the coordinates were.

[01:25:25] And you see that there is like...

[01:25:27] It looks like there's a little fire light or something.

[01:25:29] Like some kind of like fluctuating light off on the southern side of the island.

[01:25:32] Like just off...

[01:25:34] Like just in view.

[01:25:37] Yeah.

[01:25:37] On the one side of the island.

[01:25:39] This island's pretty big.

[01:25:40] Probably about two or three kilometers across.

[01:25:47] Maybe a little bit more.

[01:25:49] It's mostly...

[01:25:50] It's primarily kind of oblong circular.

[01:25:54] Oh yeah.

[01:25:55] So...

[01:25:55] And yeah, there's...

[01:25:57] You see like there's...

[01:25:58] It looks...

[01:25:58] Also it looks like there's like those rocks and stuff and those reefs.

[01:26:00] Do have some ship...

[01:26:02] Some like pieces of ship or mast kind of poking out as well.

[01:26:05] Oh go.

[01:26:06] The waterways are a little treacherous around this island.

[01:26:09] Um...

[01:26:10] And uh...

[01:26:11] Yeah.

[01:26:12] Um...

[01:26:13] Anybody else...

[01:26:13] Everybody else at this point can either come up to the um...

[01:26:16] To the deck to see what's going on and such.

[01:26:19] I will view my island.

[01:26:20] Yeah.

[01:26:21] You see your island.

[01:26:22] It is...

[01:26:22] I think it's perfect for what I want.

[01:26:23] Very healthy looking jungle...

[01:26:25] Uh...

[01:26:27] Um...

[01:26:28] You actually um...

[01:26:30] Uh...

[01:26:30] Anybody have nature?

[01:26:31] I have nature.

[01:26:32] Okay.

[01:26:33] Go with nature.

[01:26:35] I'm at an advantage.

[01:26:36] Because I know stuff.

[01:26:37] Yep.

[01:26:42] Uh...

[01:26:42] Nineteen.

[01:26:44] Nineteen.

[01:26:44] Hang on.

[01:26:53] Uh...

[01:26:53] You see that um...

[01:26:54] Like as you guys are like...

[01:26:56] Like you're looking here and like looking at the forest and stuff like...

[01:26:59] There's definitely getting some kind of weird like...

[01:27:01] Something weird about that tree.

[01:27:04] Like there's these...

[01:27:04] Like as you're getting closer...

[01:27:06] Eventually you see that like those cliffs that you thought were cliffs...

[01:27:09] Are actually giant mega trees.

[01:27:11] Uh...

[01:27:12] And like most of the island is like...

[01:27:14] Most of the island is just vegetation.

[01:27:15] And then you look up in the sky because like...

[01:27:18] You realize there's like a little bit of a...

[01:27:19] There's a nice glow from the moon.

[01:27:21] And the moon that's in the sky right now is uh...

[01:27:24] La Mania.

[01:27:25] The um...

[01:27:26] Uh...

[01:27:27] Which is named after the uh...

[01:27:28] The Twilight Forest.

[01:27:29] They uh...

[01:27:30] The uh...

[01:27:31] The plane of...

[01:27:31] Uh...

[01:27:32] Basically the uh...

[01:27:33] One of the planes...

[01:27:34] Um...

[01:27:35] Uh...

[01:27:35] The dimmy planes of uh...

[01:27:36] Like a vegetation growth and primordial...

[01:27:39] Um...

[01:27:40] Uh...

[01:27:40] Existence.

[01:27:41] Right.

[01:27:41] See you now.

[01:27:42] Um...

[01:27:43] So...

[01:27:43] It's very like...

[01:27:44] That's kind of coincidental because like...

[01:27:47] They're going to this like large island that is hugely vegetating.

[01:27:50] That's the super...

[01:27:50] And then the moon in the sky right now is this giant like...

[01:27:54] Uh...

[01:27:54] Is the one that's usually for uh...

[01:27:57] Like massive plant growth and like forest wilds.

[01:28:00] That's right.

[01:28:00] Get out all the good rolls.

[01:28:01] Um...

[01:28:02] Fuck.

[01:28:02] Oh yeah.

[01:28:03] Yeah.

[01:28:04] Yeah.

[01:28:05] Uh...

[01:28:06] And as you guys get closer and closer...

[01:28:08] Um...

[01:28:08] Like uh...

[01:28:09] Captain Twilo.

[01:28:10] Uh...

[01:28:10] Anybody who's like Captain Twilo as he's like monitoring the situation from the control

[01:28:14] area.

[01:28:15] He's like...

[01:28:15] Uh...

[01:28:16] We'll try to find a uh...

[01:28:18] A proper uh...

[01:28:19] Landing but uh...

[01:28:20] There's a lot...

[01:28:20] There's not a lot of uh...

[01:28:22] Openings.

[01:28:23] I don't know how we're going to do it.

[01:28:24] And then the ship rocks as something strikes it from below.

[01:28:29] Uh...

[01:28:29] Everybody roll me uh...

[01:28:30] Uh...

[01:28:31] Constitution saves.

[01:28:32] Or no.

[01:28:33] Not constitution.

[01:28:33] Um...

[01:28:34] I guess it would be uh...

[01:28:35] Dex saves to not go...

[01:28:36] Flying.

[01:28:37] Would constitution also work?

[01:28:39] I guess...

[01:28:39] Or strengths?

[01:28:40] Yeah strengths.

[01:28:41] Yeah a lot of strengths.

[01:28:41] We'll have to kind of like hold on to grab onto something or like hold like...

[01:28:44] Like just kind of...

[01:28:45] You know get your sea legs or sky legs.

[01:28:48] Like 25.

[01:28:49] 25?

[01:28:51] 25?

[01:28:52] Yeah you're fine.

[01:28:52] 21?

[01:28:53] You're fine.

[01:28:54] You're used to like grabbing onto things and doing stuff.

[01:28:57] So is this a saving throw or...

[01:28:58] It's a saving throw.

[01:29:00] 12.

[01:29:01] 12.

[01:29:02] Oh.

[01:29:02] Okay you flaw in your ass.

[01:29:06] That's pretty good.

[01:29:08] Um...

[01:29:09] 23?

[01:29:10] 23.

[01:29:11] Okay.

[01:29:11] And Rob.

[01:29:14] Um...

[01:29:14] Who is...

[01:29:15] Who wants to be near um...

[01:29:18] Uh...

[01:29:19] Hold it.

[01:29:20] Okay there we go.

[01:29:21] You see uh...

[01:29:22] Like Bella was getting up some kind of...

[01:29:23] You're probably bragging as you got up on the deck.

[01:29:25] Oh.

[01:29:26] He fell on the ass.

[01:29:28] Uh...

[01:29:28] He'll come back at some point.

[01:29:30] Um...

[01:29:31] Uh...

[01:29:31] He just woke up.

[01:29:32] Yeah he just woke up.

[01:29:33] So you guys hear a crash down the deck.

[01:29:36] Loses all the copper pieces.

[01:29:37] Yeah.

[01:29:38] Um...

[01:29:39] Uh...

[01:29:39] You see Bella kind of coming up on the deck and like kind of groggy and pissy like she

[01:29:43] always is.

[01:29:44] And then um...

[01:29:45] The...

[01:29:45] The...

[01:29:45] The rocking happens and she just goes over the edge.

[01:29:48] Oh.

[01:29:49] Oh shit.

[01:29:50] She goes over the...

[01:29:50] Over the railing.

[01:29:51] Like she loses...

[01:29:52] Completely loses her footing.

[01:29:53] And blood just flops off the edge of the...

[01:29:56] Of the deck.

[01:29:58] Hmm.

[01:29:58] What do I have for that?

[01:30:01] Uh...

[01:30:01] I don't know.

[01:30:01] Let's go for that.

[01:30:02] I assume I have rope on me.

[01:30:04] Yeah you almost have.

[01:30:04] Yeah you almost have.

[01:30:05] Am I witnessing this happening?

[01:30:06] It's in the pack.

[01:30:07] Um...

[01:30:08] You...

[01:30:08] You do see it but you're not close enough.

[01:30:09] He's the closest one.

[01:30:10] Okay.

[01:30:11] Yeah.

[01:30:12] Yeah if you have it in your pack then yeah.

[01:30:14] Alright I'm gonna tie off and jump over.

[01:30:16] Okay.

[01:30:17] Yeah.

[01:30:19] You uh...

[01:30:19] Okay roll uh...

[01:30:20] Athletics.

[01:30:21] Can I be an acrobat?

[01:30:23] Uh...

[01:30:23] I'll go for athletics.

[01:30:24] I go with acrobatics as well if you want.

[01:30:26] Yeah.

[01:30:28] Uh...

[01:30:28] I failed.

[01:30:29] The rope...

[01:30:30] You didn't tie it properly.

[01:30:33] Do I see this happening?

[01:30:34] I could jump for it?

[01:30:36] Yeah.

[01:30:37] Roll perception.

[01:30:38] Okay.

[01:30:39] We're gonna lose too much.

[01:30:40] Can me and Rob roll perception to notice this happening?

[01:30:43] Okay.

[01:30:44] Technically rolling with advantage.

[01:30:48] Those are not good rolls.

[01:30:50] God.

[01:30:51] That's copper.

[01:30:51] That's Rob.

[01:30:52] Uh...

[01:30:52] So Rob got...

[01:30:54] Um...

[01:30:54] This is a...

[01:30:55] Perception.

[01:30:58] Okay.

[01:30:58] Okay.

[01:31:00] How high are we above the canopy?

[01:31:02] Uh...

[01:31:02] You were about...

[01:31:03] Like they had lowered it down to about like maybe...

[01:31:06] 50 to 75 feet above the canopy when they got...

[01:31:09] When whatever hit you guys hit you.

[01:31:12] It was...

[01:31:12] It was clear...

[01:31:13] Like it should have cleared the uh...

[01:31:15] Like easily cleared the uh...

[01:31:16] The canopy.

[01:31:17] Like nothing should have like...

[01:31:19] Hit you guys.

[01:31:20] Like in terms of like the vegetation or something like that.

[01:31:22] The canopy should break or fall somewhat.

[01:31:24] I think so.

[01:31:25] We'll get to you in a second.

[01:31:25] We'll get to that in a second.

[01:31:26] Did Rob notice it was a 13?

[01:31:28] Rob did notice it was a 13.

[01:31:30] He does grab the rope before it goes right over.

[01:31:32] And you see Rob like...

[01:31:33] Like...

[01:31:33] As he's like sliding up.

[01:31:35] He...

[01:31:35] He...

[01:31:36] He's like...

[01:31:36] Because...

[01:31:37] And like a...

[01:31:37] Kind of a grind...

[01:31:39] A weird grinding sound.

[01:31:40] As he's...

[01:31:41] As his head and the rope kind of go...

[01:31:44] Um...

[01:31:45] Over the uh...

[01:31:46] The edge.

[01:31:47] And he like kind of just digs into the...

[01:31:48] Into the banister.

[01:31:50] How heavy is he?

[01:31:51] Would he weigh as much as both of them?

[01:31:53] Uh...

[01:31:54] That's...

[01:31:54] Yeah.

[01:31:54] He's like still like...

[01:31:55] Like...

[01:31:56] Yeah.

[01:31:57] He's made of metal and I'm an elf.

[01:31:59] Yes.

[01:32:00] So you have hollow bones basically.

[01:32:02] So yeah.

[01:32:02] He's like holding on and like...

[01:32:04] Like he can't pull up.

[01:32:05] I'll run over and help him grab the handle in the back of him.

[01:32:08] Yeah.

[01:32:09] Uh...

[01:32:09] So you guys down...

[01:32:10] So um...

[01:32:11] So yeah.

[01:32:11] You...

[01:32:12] You're falling.

[01:32:13] Um...

[01:32:14] I will say that you...

[01:32:14] You can like grab her.

[01:32:16] But like your rope like...

[01:32:17] Oh.

[01:32:18] So you...

[01:32:18] Kind of...

[01:32:19] You can try again to try and grab her.

[01:32:21] Because like you grabbed her and then the rope like kept...

[01:32:23] Like you lost your momentum or like a...

[01:32:25] It's...

[01:32:26] It kept going.

[01:32:27] And you kind of like go for a moment so you can try again to try and grab her.

[01:32:30] Right.

[01:32:32] Oh.

[01:32:32] That's much better.

[01:32:35] Uh...

[01:32:35] 21.

[01:32:36] Okay.

[01:32:36] So you grabbed her hand and she's like...

[01:32:38] Like probably...

[01:32:40] Uh...

[01:32:41] And um...

[01:32:42] Yeah.

[01:32:42] You guys hold...

[01:32:42] Like grab on and hold on and look up and you see that like Rob...

[01:32:45] You see Rob's head like holding onto the rope on the other side.

[01:32:48] And you look down to what hit the ship and...

[01:32:50] A massive...

[01:32:52] Uh...

[01:32:52] Vine-like tendril.

[01:32:54] Uh...

[01:32:54] With thorns just like lashed out from the uh...

[01:32:57] From the...

[01:32:57] The canopy.

[01:32:58] And at the end of it it had like these giant chomping...

[01:33:01] Like leaves.

[01:33:03] Almost like a...

[01:33:03] Like a...

[01:33:04] Some kind of carnivorous plant.

[01:33:06] Looking thing.

[01:33:07] We're doing Mario 9 now.

[01:33:09] Um...

[01:33:09] And it just kind of like hops up like a couple of them like chomp up at you from the canopy

[01:33:14] but don't like quite hit you.

[01:33:15] The...

[01:33:16] The uh...

[01:33:16] The one that's hitting...

[01:33:17] Hit the ship is kind of like looking around and kind of feeling around and like see...

[01:33:22] Kind of sees you guys dangling.

[01:33:23] So uh...

[01:33:24] Roll a um...

[01:33:25] You can...

[01:33:25] Uh...

[01:33:26] Copper you can roll a um...

[01:33:27] A strength uh...

[01:33:28] Test.

[01:33:29] Okay.

[01:33:29] Try and pull them up before they get chomped by one of the various carnivorous plants that

[01:33:34] are up on the canopy.

[01:33:35] May I do that with advantage because me and Rob are both pulling?

[01:33:37] Yes.

[01:33:40] Stop rolling poorly.

[01:33:41] I mean it.

[01:33:45] Two...

[01:33:45] Two...

[01:33:45] Two 17s.

[01:33:47] Wow.

[01:33:47] Do I get an abrone?

[01:33:50] I don't have my abrone to you.

[01:33:51] That's fine.

[01:33:52] I don't know where my box is.

[01:33:53] I'll take a chance.

[01:33:55] Um...

[01:33:55] But yeah.

[01:33:56] So you um...

[01:33:56] Where's the crossbow?

[01:33:57] Oh shoot.

[01:33:58] Uh...

[01:33:58] You're...

[01:33:58] Are you texting uh...

[01:33:59] Except?

[01:34:00] Oh shit.

[01:34:01] Oh no.

[01:34:03] Yeah I just...

[01:34:03] Sorry I just realized it's right next to the...

[01:34:06] Yeah.

[01:34:07] The recorder.

[01:34:08] It's probably like...

[01:34:10] Like yeah.

[01:34:11] Is internet stuff okay or no?

[01:34:12] Internet stuff should be fine.

[01:34:13] It's just the text...

[01:34:14] I think it's texting signals.

[01:34:16] Yeah.

[01:34:17] Um...

[01:34:18] I'll go offline just a second.

[01:34:19] So we apologize for anybody listening that hears like a weird like ticking sound.

[01:34:24] It's...

[01:34:25] Sorry.

[01:34:26] We brought a bomb to the table.

[01:34:26] Technical difficult.

[01:34:27] It could also be me rolling dice.

[01:34:29] Yeah.

[01:34:30] No it's pretty...

[01:34:31] It's pretty like noticeable what it is.

[01:34:33] It's weird like ticking sound like a distortion.

[01:34:35] It's just a bomb on the table.

[01:34:37] Nothing good.

[01:34:37] Uh...

[01:34:38] Okay so yeah.

[01:34:38] You um...

[01:34:39] You rolled a 17 I guess.

[01:34:40] So you...

[01:34:40] Or plus uh...

[01:34:41] What?

[01:34:41] On your train?

[01:34:43] Oh.

[01:34:45] Um...

[01:34:45] Yeah.

[01:34:46] Yeah.

[01:34:47] Copper's is plus two and Rob's is plus four.

[01:34:50] Okay so...

[01:34:51] Yeah you...

[01:34:52] You...

[01:34:53] There's like...

[01:34:53] It snaps at both of you.

[01:34:55] Like the...

[01:34:55] The plant...

[01:34:56] The plant jaws.

[01:34:58] Um...

[01:34:58] And...

[01:34:59] But then you like...

[01:34:59] And like lift it up just in time as it snaps.

[01:35:02] And you guys get pulled up for a few more moments.

[01:35:06] Back up onto the deck of the ship.

[01:35:07] Nice.

[01:35:08] And uh...

[01:35:09] Captain Twillo is...

[01:35:10] Uh...

[01:35:10] Kind of...

[01:35:11] Comes up to you guys.

[01:35:12] Goes past his sister.

[01:35:14] Is like...

[01:35:15] Oh...

[01:35:16] I...

[01:35:16] Are you alright?

[01:35:18] So you've heard of good work there uh...

[01:35:21] Uh...

[01:35:21] Uh...

[01:35:22] Uh...

[01:35:22] Um...

[01:35:23] It was mainly my dog's work.

[01:35:24] Was that pat on the back?

[01:35:25] He's such a good boy.

[01:35:26] His little metal tail.

[01:35:27] And then he looks...

[01:35:28] Then he looks over to you.

[01:35:29] I'm fine by the way.

[01:35:31] Thanks for asking.

[01:35:32] I'm very happy with him.

[01:35:33] Yes.

[01:35:33] What happened?

[01:35:35] Yes.

[01:35:36] What...

[01:35:36] What hit us?

[01:35:38] You expect me to see in the dark?

[01:35:40] It was a large plant.

[01:35:42] He like looks over the edge and is like...

[01:35:44] Oh!

[01:35:45] We have been...

[01:35:46] Bitten.

[01:35:48] We're still in the water?

[01:35:49] No, no, no.

[01:35:50] Your airships.

[01:35:51] Oh, the airships.

[01:35:51] Right, right.

[01:35:52] So, yeah.

[01:35:52] Apparently it struck the bottom.

[01:35:53] I was like...

[01:35:54] Was there any damage?

[01:35:56] You didn't see anything.

[01:35:57] I don't think they were down there long enough to assess the damage.

[01:36:01] You want to tie me back off correctly and I'll go and do some recon?

[01:36:04] Sure.

[01:36:05] Yes.

[01:36:06] Yes.

[01:36:06] It's like calls I go on through.

[01:36:07] I wonder why you guys can tie me off.

[01:36:10] I'll hold on to you.

[01:36:11] I'll hold on to the rope just in case.

[01:36:12] Yeah.

[01:36:12] Just in case.

[01:36:13] I'll start...

[01:36:13] I'll grab the rope and I'll start tying a noose.

[01:36:17] Noest request ever.

[01:36:20] Yeah.

[01:36:22] All right.

[01:36:23] Then you go...

[01:36:24] You're going to like climb down?

[01:36:25] I'll rappel down the side of the ship and have a look at the bite mark.

[01:36:30] Okay.

[01:36:30] Yeah, you get down there.

[01:36:32] Yeah, it's...

[01:36:33] There's like a sticky...

[01:36:35] Like there's no like damage per se.

[01:36:36] There's just this like sticky markings along the...

[01:36:41] Along the...

[01:36:42] Where it struck.

[01:36:44] Like probably about like two or three feet across.

[01:36:46] Like these giant like kind of sticky patches.

[01:36:49] Where like the plant...

[01:36:50] Maybe like where the inside of the jaw is like slapped into the...

[01:36:53] Like tree sap kind of shit?

[01:36:54] Yeah, like tree sap and some of that.

[01:36:56] It's like sickly sweet smelling.

[01:36:58] Can I make a nature check to see if I recognize the species?

[01:37:01] Yeah, sure.

[01:37:03] Do I get advantage because this is my home territory?

[01:37:05] Yes.

[01:37:06] Apparently he owns it.

[01:37:08] Crint.

[01:37:10] Nope.

[01:37:11] You recognize the plant from southern Valinar.

[01:37:15] Like the species.

[01:37:16] It's one of the various like carnivorous plants from down in...

[01:37:19] On the...

[01:37:22] In the jungled point of Valinar.

[01:37:24] I think it's what it's called.

[01:37:25] It actually has a name there.

[01:37:30] It is on the Revar Oriatha, the jungle of scimitars.

[01:37:35] It's actually called the scimitar...

[01:37:36] The scimitar maw plant.

[01:37:39] Um...

[01:37:40] They're only like a foot long at most.

[01:37:43] They only...

[01:37:44] They only grow to about a foot in height.

[01:37:45] We're how high?

[01:37:46] Uh...

[01:37:47] You guys are 50 feet above a tower in a tree canopy.

[01:37:51] And this thing is...

[01:37:53] These things are massive.

[01:37:54] So we're probably 300 feet off the ground.

[01:37:56] Yeah.

[01:37:56] Great.

[01:37:58] Um...

[01:37:58] Yeah, this...

[01:37:59] You're looking down now at the jungle below you.

[01:38:02] Like there...

[01:38:02] These...

[01:38:03] There are plants and trees down there that are way bigger and way more megalithic than you

[01:38:08] have ever seen.

[01:38:10] Um...

[01:38:10] Clearly this plate...

[01:38:11] Actually anybody with an arcana who's looking down at the island can roll me an arcana.

[01:38:19] I'm not a wizard.

[01:38:20] I know.

[01:38:21] Neither am I.

[01:38:23] I'd be so sad about it.

[01:38:24] I'd also let you roll over your nature as well.

[01:38:26] You want?

[01:38:29] 13?

[01:38:30] 13?

[01:38:30] Okay.

[01:38:32] Um...

[01:38:33] 19?

[01:38:34] 19?

[01:38:34] Okay, so you guys are like looking into it like I was conversing.

[01:38:36] I'm trying to figure this out.

[01:38:37] Face is motherfucking.

[01:38:38] The moon of Lamania is like high in the sky and like big and bright.

[01:38:43] And this island...

[01:38:44] Stop texting me.

[01:38:45] ...has this massive like...

[01:38:46] This magic vegetation.

[01:38:48] This is probably a...

[01:38:49] This island probably has a manifest zone.

[01:38:53] Manifest zones in Eberron are basically weak points in between the realities.

[01:39:00] Uh...

[01:39:00] So like there's various like...

[01:39:02] Uh...

[01:39:02] Like planes of existence.

[01:39:03] Like aside from the mundane plane.

[01:39:05] Like the material plane.

[01:39:05] There's like...

[01:39:06] Again the twilight forest of Lamania.

[01:39:08] Uh...

[01:39:09] Which is basically a plane of raw unbound nature.

[01:39:12] Um...

[01:39:13] There's also...

[01:39:13] It's also like where the...

[01:39:14] Where the dream world is.

[01:39:15] Or the...

[01:39:15] The shadow plane is.

[01:39:17] And like where the world...

[01:39:18] The realm of death is.

[01:39:19] And stuff like that.

[01:39:19] Or the fire plane.

[01:39:20] Like the water plane.

[01:39:21] All that stuff.

[01:39:23] Um...

[01:39:24] And yeah.

[01:39:24] Sometimes on Eberron.

[01:39:26] Depending on when...

[01:39:26] How...

[01:39:27] When the moons are shifting.

[01:39:28] So that um...

[01:39:29] These areas of...

[01:39:31] Of like...

[01:39:31] These areas of like magical anomalies.

[01:39:33] Um...

[01:39:34] Kind of spring up.

[01:39:35] Um...

[01:39:35] Because the...

[01:39:36] The...

[01:39:37] The wall.

[01:39:38] The veil between the...

[01:39:39] The two planes are...

[01:39:40] Are weakest.

[01:39:42] So...

[01:39:42] It appears that this island has one of those manifest zones on it.

[01:39:46] So will it only happen when the wilderness moon is overhead?

[01:39:50] Um...

[01:39:50] Or will it change depending on which moon is overhead?

[01:39:52] You know that um...

[01:39:53] It will change...

[01:39:55] Uh...

[01:39:56] Uh...

[01:39:56] It will most likely change...

[01:39:58] With the waning and ebbing of the moons.

[01:40:01] Um...

[01:40:01] It will never go away fully.

[01:40:03] Um...

[01:40:03] There's never been like a full recording of like one fully going...

[01:40:06] Being destroyed.

[01:40:07] Like kind of like closing or going away.

[01:40:09] But um...

[01:40:10] Like once it's opened.

[01:40:11] Um...

[01:40:12] But it will...

[01:40:12] Like the plants and stuff like that will not be as like...

[01:40:15] Probably not be as ravenous or like...

[01:40:17] Uh...

[01:40:17] The growth will not be as accelerated while Lamania is...

[01:40:20] When Lamania changes phases.

[01:40:22] Yeah but are other moons going to influence it in different ways?

[01:40:25] No.

[01:40:26] It only...

[01:40:27] Uh...

[01:40:27] Manifest zones are only affected by the plane...

[01:40:29] By the moon that is attributed to its plane.

[01:40:31] Alright.

[01:40:32] So what's the cycle on this moon and how long do we have to wait until it's at its minimum?

[01:40:37] Uh...

[01:40:37] With your nature rule I'm going to say uh...

[01:40:39] You know that it's probably...

[01:40:41] You got another um...

[01:40:43] Uh...

[01:40:43] It'll probably be in for the month.

[01:40:45] So if we...

[01:40:47] Get rid of this plant that's on our ass.

[01:40:49] Yep.

[01:40:50] And then bypass this island and go down to the...

[01:40:53] To Zendrick?

[01:40:53] To Zendrick.

[01:40:54] And then come back.

[01:40:55] We'll probably catch it at a much friendlier phase.

[01:40:57] Yeah.

[01:40:59] Um...

[01:40:59] Now there is a thing that I uh...

[01:41:02] Your goblin friend does.

[01:41:03] He comes down I guess from the crow's nest or whatever it was.

[01:41:06] And he's like this.

[01:41:07] Uh...

[01:41:07] You...

[01:41:07] You're...

[01:41:08] You're...

[01:41:08] Like you're hearing all this.

[01:41:09] Like you're going to point out about the fire that you saw?

[01:41:11] Uh...

[01:41:12] Yeah I'll say something about the fire.

[01:41:14] I saw a fire coming in.

[01:41:15] There's a...

[01:41:16] Yeah a fire...

[01:41:16] A fire...

[01:41:17] Which way was it again?

[01:41:18] It was like...

[01:41:18] On the southern like...

[01:41:19] It looks like the southern shore of the guy.

[01:41:21] Okay okay.

[01:41:21] Yeah I'll say that to them.

[01:41:23] You haven't even moved in yet?

[01:41:24] That's already burning down.

[01:41:25] But it was...

[01:41:26] The way he describes it...

[01:41:28] Sorry Dr. Tick...

[01:41:29] I'm sorry to take your character.

[01:41:30] No it's a bit of a part.

[01:41:31] The way uh...

[01:41:31] The way uh...

[01:41:32] Crimin describes it it is more like...

[01:41:33] It kind of looks more like a bonfire.

[01:41:35] Oh okay.

[01:41:35] I didn't know if it was like a fire to you.

[01:41:36] No no no.

[01:41:37] It's more like a campfire or a bonfire.

[01:41:39] Yeah.

[01:41:39] It's not a forest fire.

[01:41:41] No.

[01:41:42] You doubt very much...

[01:41:44] Even with...

[01:41:44] Again with that roll...

[01:41:45] You doubt very much that like...

[01:41:46] This jungle would burn.

[01:41:48] Like that's how like...

[01:41:49] Full of life it is.

[01:41:50] That sounds like a challenge.

[01:41:50] Even with fireballs.

[01:41:51] Challenge accepted.

[01:41:53] Yeah even with like a couple of fireballs...

[01:41:54] This it would be...

[01:41:55] Especially with Lamani in the air...

[01:41:56] It would be hard pressed to actually damage this.

[01:41:59] I'll kind of wish it was a fire drain.

[01:42:00] Take a dent out of this uh...

[01:42:01] This jungle.

[01:42:04] I'd do it.

[01:42:05] I could just burn...

[01:42:07] Burn it with some acid.

[01:42:09] We're not trying to burn this place down by the way.

[01:42:12] You aren't.

[01:42:13] I can start puking everywhere.

[01:42:16] So Captain Twila Campos was like...

[01:42:18] I suppose...

[01:42:19] I don't think we're going to be able to get into the interior from the air.

[01:42:23] We might be able to land a little bit down near the shorelines...

[01:42:26] To get in.

[01:42:28] Or if you want to try and press in.

[01:42:30] But uh...

[01:42:32] Yeah.

[01:42:32] There's no way I can get the airship with those snapping things.

[01:42:36] Is this ship actually sea worthy as well?

[01:42:38] We can get down enough to drop down one of our...

[01:42:42] Does it float?

[01:42:43] Is what I'm asking.

[01:42:44] I suppose.

[01:42:45] Yes.

[01:42:45] It is a boat.

[01:42:46] You don't know if it does?

[01:42:47] We don't generally use it as a boat.

[01:42:49] As a seafaring boat.

[01:42:50] We use it as a sky boat.

[01:42:51] Fair.

[01:42:52] Can we have this conversation after we get this thing off our ass?

[01:42:55] No.

[01:42:55] Right now.

[01:42:56] Bring it now.

[01:42:57] Like he moved it up higher so like it can't reach you guys.

[01:43:00] Oh, it's not boat?

[01:43:01] It's not...

[01:43:02] No, no.

[01:43:02] It's not attached to me.

[01:43:03] It basically...

[01:43:04] It hit and then like was basically just...

[01:43:05] It was reacting to like, oh, there's something here.

[01:43:08] Chaw.

[01:43:09] The piranha plant bit Mario's ass.

[01:43:11] Yeah.

[01:43:11] But it didn't hold on.

[01:43:12] Yeah.

[01:43:19] We have several...

[01:43:20] We have several 50 foot pieces of rope...

[01:43:23] Like our stretches of rope down in the hole.

[01:43:26] So we could still rappel onto the canopy from a safe elevation.

[01:43:31] Yes, I suppose we could.

[01:43:32] Yes.

[01:43:32] You first.

[01:43:34] Absolutely.

[01:43:37] These are my plants.

[01:43:38] I will try it.

[01:43:40] All right.

[01:43:40] So you're going to try and descend down into the canopy.

[01:43:43] Let's see if we sail over to the fire that we saw.

[01:43:47] Okay.

[01:43:48] Yeah.

[01:43:50] Yeah.

[01:43:50] Capge Willow goes back over to the patrol, starts bringing the ship lower...

[01:43:54] Away from the island at first and then kind of like circles around to where that firelight

[01:43:58] is.

[01:44:00] And you guys hear kind of a commotion down on the shore as you guys are getting closer.

[01:44:03] So roll me perceptions again.

[01:44:07] For Kamal, you woke up with like kind of a crash.

[01:44:12] Like you fell off on your ass because like something struck the ship.

[01:44:16] And all those 11 coppers that you had on your chest as you were getting off your bed,

[01:44:21] they just kind of went flying all over you.

[01:44:23] So I lost everything.

[01:44:25] Yeah.

[01:44:26] Yeah.

[01:44:27] You can spend like your turn like trying to...

[01:44:31] Like finding those coppers.

[01:44:32] I'm going to spend my turn getting my shit back.

[01:44:34] Okay.

[01:44:34] You find the coppers.

[01:44:35] It takes you some time, but you find the coppers.

[01:44:36] Oh, shit.

[01:44:37] You over...

[01:44:37] Yeah.

[01:44:38] I'm going to...

[01:44:38] I got to figure out who took my wallet.

[01:44:40] I already know who it is.

[01:44:41] Out of the character, you know who it is.

[01:44:43] That's called metagaming, Mark.

[01:44:45] Oh, dear.

[01:44:45] Okay.

[01:44:45] I'm going to start...

[01:44:46] Okay.

[01:44:47] So who got...

[01:44:49] Yeah.

[01:44:49] 22.

[01:44:50] I'm going to hawk an extra spicy loot for you.

[01:44:53] What about you there?

[01:44:56] What's our plan right now?

[01:44:58] Roll perception.

[01:44:59] Oh, yeah.

[01:45:00] Also, Fintan or Bellic.

[01:45:02] You also roll.

[01:45:04] Because you guys aren't there.

[01:45:07] 21.

[01:45:08] 21.

[01:45:15] Damn.

[01:45:20] 18.

[01:45:21] 19.

[01:45:21] 19.

[01:45:25] A group of...

[01:45:26] Or a gaggle of goblins...

[01:45:28] Of city goblins.

[01:45:30] Fending off...

[01:45:31] On the shoreline...

[01:45:34] Three marrows.

[01:45:36] Like these...

[01:45:36] These sort of like...

[01:45:38] It's a male marrow.

[01:45:39] Like...

[01:45:40] Oh, okay.

[01:45:40] Fish folk.

[01:45:41] Basically.

[01:45:42] From the ocean.

[01:45:44] Okay.

[01:45:44] With tridents.

[01:45:46] So they're basically...

[01:45:46] The marrow have tridents on.

[01:45:48] And they're like just like...

[01:45:49] Fish folk as in they look like deep ones?

[01:45:50] Yeah.

[01:45:51] I'll show you what a marrow looks like.

[01:45:54] It's your boy...

[01:45:56] Show us your name.

[01:45:57] Who's the fish people?

[01:45:59] This is a marrow.

[01:46:00] Basically, it looks like a...

[01:46:01] Kanye?

[01:46:01] From World of Warcraft.

[01:46:02] Like a male naga?

[01:46:04] Oh.

[01:46:04] That looks...

[01:46:05] That's a marrow.

[01:46:06] Look at it, dude.

[01:46:07] Oh, cool.

[01:46:08] Basically, like...

[01:46:09] It's your boy Lovecraft.

[01:46:10] Back to the fish people.

[01:46:10] Semi-humanity.

[01:46:11] It has like a fish snake-like tail.

[01:46:13] And a vicious like shark-like face.

[01:46:17] It was Shane's character.

[01:46:18] Where are they right now?

[01:46:19] Where are they right now?

[01:46:20] They're down on the beach attacking a bunch of city goblins.

[01:46:24] Basically, the guy that Shane was.

[01:46:25] The snake guy that...

[01:46:27] I remember that.

[01:46:28] I remember that.

[01:46:29] What do I know about those creatures?

[01:46:32] Also, how far away are they?

[01:46:34] Well, at this point, like you're landing down.

[01:46:36] So you're probably about 100 feet above the shore...

[01:46:38] The ocean and the shore.

[01:46:39] Is it nighttime right now?

[01:46:40] Yeah.

[01:46:40] It's like early dawn.

[01:46:42] Like almost straight above?

[01:46:44] You will be soon.

[01:46:45] But not quite.

[01:46:47] Yeah.

[01:46:47] Let me know where we are.

[01:46:50] Do you have any...

[01:46:56] I don't know what you want.

[01:46:57] Nature?

[01:46:59] They're monstrosities.

[01:47:00] So maybe...

[01:47:01] Do you have any dungeoneering?

[01:47:04] Where's it at?

[01:47:06] Arcana history, investigation, nature.

[01:47:08] Pretty neat.

[01:47:10] Yeah, I don't know what you said.

[01:47:11] Pretty neat.

[01:47:12] Yeah, nature.

[01:47:13] You know what part?

[01:47:13] Nature.

[01:47:13] I'll let you do nature.

[01:47:14] Nature.

[01:47:15] That's because they're a part of nature.

[01:47:16] Yeah.

[01:47:17] No, it's nature day.

[01:47:19] Pretty neat.

[01:47:20] It's pretty neat.

[01:47:21] 21.

[01:47:24] They are...

[01:47:26] Merrow are tied.

[01:47:27] Actually, this would actually be more religion than nature.

[01:47:30] But you do know that there are tribes of these things all along the coastline of the Kraken Bay,

[01:47:36] which is the bay you're currently in.

[01:47:38] That's correct.

[01:47:39] They are a menace on shorelines and various coastal ecosystems because they are not exactly

[01:47:49] copacetic with nature, with natural ecosystems.

[01:47:52] So they're basically ever-run Zeebu muscles.

[01:47:56] Kind of, yeah.

[01:47:57] Anybody have religion?

[01:48:01] No.

[01:48:01] Okay.

[01:48:01] No.

[01:48:02] Wait.

[01:48:02] Oh!

[01:48:03] Aaron should.

[01:48:04] Probably.

[01:48:04] Hey, you.

[01:48:05] You should.

[01:48:05] Yeah, you're a paladin.

[01:48:07] The paladin.

[01:48:09] Actually, I don't.

[01:48:10] Are you serious?

[01:48:10] What?

[01:48:11] You gave up your paladin.

[01:48:12] No, it's not a class skill for paladins.

[01:48:15] It's not weird.

[01:48:16] Okay.

[01:48:17] That's insane.

[01:48:18] Right?

[01:48:18] That's the one class where it should be.

[01:48:20] He's the agnostic paladin.

[01:48:24] The atheist paladin.

[01:48:25] That's weird.

[01:48:26] That's so weird.

[01:48:26] Okay, anyway, yeah.

[01:48:27] So that's why, yeah.

[01:48:27] That's why.

[01:48:28] Anyway, yeah.

[01:48:28] They're pretty much a blight upon coastal ecosystems and villages.

[01:48:33] But we basically know they're monstrous.

[01:48:34] They're not intelligent.

[01:48:36] Oh, no.

[01:48:36] They're intelligent.

[01:48:37] They're just devious in intelligence.

[01:48:39] Like, they're monstrously intelligent.

[01:48:40] Should I feel bad about killing them?

[01:48:42] No.

[01:48:42] Or is that on me?

[01:48:43] That's a bug.

[01:48:44] Okay.

[01:48:46] Do I hate them more or less than city goblins?

[01:48:50] I mean, city goblins, I will say city goblins, they are more a part of the greater civilization

[01:48:59] of Corvair.

[01:49:02] Unless, like, you're talking about Mero that, like, go upstream to, like, into Drome, where,

[01:49:05] like, the monster kingdom.

[01:49:07] But, like, these guys, they're decked out in, like, coral and, like, bootstrap leathers

[01:49:15] and so on.

[01:49:16] They're pretty, like, they're pretty much raiders, like, sea raiders.

[01:49:20] So.

[01:49:20] Alright.

[01:49:21] I guess we'll enter combat on the side of the goblins.

[01:49:24] Which I never thought I'd say.

[01:49:26] Yep.

[01:49:27] Fair enough.

[01:49:29] I'm going to be on the side of the goblin regardless, because there's one right there.

[01:49:33] At this point, you had to do what copper you could find in 11.

[01:49:37] I worked for my nation.

[01:49:38] Up to the deck.

[01:49:41] I'm very angry.

[01:49:42] Yeah.

[01:49:42] You see a very pissed off black dragonborn come up onto the deck.

[01:49:46] I'm very angry.

[01:49:48] I'm near rage.

[01:49:49] Can I hobble up to him really quick?

[01:49:51] Okay.

[01:49:52] And then hand him, like, a blue glow orb crystal.

[01:49:55] That's it.

[01:49:56] You're just handing him the words or anything like that?

[01:49:59] Yeah, just a little crystal orb, yeah.

[01:50:01] For what?

[01:50:01] A peace offer?

[01:50:03] He doesn't have to know it.

[01:50:04] Just here.

[01:50:05] Okay.

[01:50:05] The goblin is giving you something for no reason.

[01:50:08] Giving you a blue crystal for no reason.

[01:50:11] I'm going to roll investigate.

[01:50:13] Actually, it would be insight.

[01:50:15] Insight?

[01:50:15] Yeah.

[01:50:17] Because basically you're trying to see through bullshit.

[01:50:19] Do you have a deception or something?

[01:50:20] I have a deception.

[01:50:22] Which one is insight?

[01:50:23] Wisdom.

[01:50:24] Yep.

[01:50:25] Or to be persuasion.

[01:50:27] It's wisdom.

[01:50:28] No, it's deception.

[01:50:28] Is he?

[01:50:30] Lying.

[01:50:30] He's basically hiding.

[01:50:32] I assume.

[01:50:33] 16.

[01:50:35] 13.

[01:50:36] Okay.

[01:50:37] Mark wins.

[01:50:37] It is clear that he is trying to appease you for some reason.

[01:50:43] My eyes are glowing green.

[01:50:44] He likely has to do...

[01:50:46] Did this motherfucker steal your shit and is trying to calm you down?

[01:50:51] Dude, a piss poor job of doing that.

[01:50:53] You did a really bad job of doing it, sir.

[01:50:56] So I'm just going to go worse with my money.

[01:50:58] I said, I said, I said, do it.

[01:50:59] My eyes are glowing green.

[01:51:01] I said, do it.

[01:51:04] What's happening?

[01:51:05] What's one more goblin body on the beach?

[01:51:08] Who's going to know?

[01:51:10] He's part of Twillow's crew.

[01:51:11] Captain Twillow.

[01:51:12] It's like, hey, no raging on my ship.

[01:51:14] If you want the rage, go down to the shoreline and deal with them.

[01:51:16] So I can just throw him down there.

[01:51:18] Who?

[01:51:19] Him.

[01:51:20] I'm going to grab him and throw him off the ship then.

[01:51:23] All right.

[01:51:23] Sorry, Sam.

[01:51:24] How high up are we right now?

[01:51:25] About 100 feet.

[01:51:26] Can I grapple him?

[01:51:27] No.

[01:51:28] I have a grapple out.

[01:51:29] Yeah, you can grapple.

[01:51:30] So, well, are you going to allow him to grapple you?

[01:51:32] You want to grapple me or are you going to pull the money out?

[01:51:34] I'm going to let him throw him.

[01:51:35] If you grab him, you can fight it.

[01:51:37] Yeah, let him throw me.

[01:51:39] Oh, you're going to throw him.

[01:51:40] Okay.

[01:51:40] So he gives the momentum.

[01:51:40] Yeah, so he doesn't fight you.

[01:51:42] You throw him.

[01:51:43] Okay.

[01:51:43] I throw him.

[01:51:44] Roll a strength test.

[01:51:46] Let's see how far you throw him.

[01:51:47] Come on.

[01:51:48] Natural 20.

[01:51:49] Very natural 20.

[01:51:50] Come on.

[01:51:51] Natural 1.

[01:51:52] Natural 1.

[01:51:53] Yes.

[01:51:55] Good throw.

[01:51:55] All right.

[01:51:57] Very slippery.

[01:51:59] World of athletics.

[01:52:00] But that would be a plus 8, though, wouldn't it?

[01:52:02] No, it doesn't matter that one.

[01:52:04] 90.

[01:52:05] Okay, you do not.

[01:52:06] You manage to, like, you don't just, like, smash into the railing.

[01:52:12] It will be worse.

[01:52:14] You manage to grab, like, catch yourself and, like, maneuver yourself away from, like, just

[01:52:20] smashing and long into, like, the railing.

[01:52:24] So, yeah, he, like, threw you really poorly.

[01:52:28] He, like, tried to spike you.

[01:52:29] You're so angry.

[01:52:30] He tried to spike you over the, uh, effectively, you were the volleyball.

[01:52:34] You just had to freaking put that juju in there, dude.

[01:52:37] That did, yeah.

[01:52:38] Don't put that evil on the record ball.

[01:52:40] Uh, that's funny.

[01:52:41] Yeah.

[01:52:41] Don't put that on me.

[01:52:43] Okay.

[01:52:43] Okay.

[01:52:44] Uh, yeah, you, yeah, you, like, you see him be, like, you, you throw him, you try to,

[01:52:48] you try to, like, throw him over the railing.

[01:52:50] It was the equivalent of spiking him into the railing.

[01:52:53] But he seems to, uh, superly, like, and agilely just kind of, like, uh, find a way to

[01:52:58] not just smash into the railing.

[01:53:01] Acid bath.

[01:53:02] Oh, on him?

[01:53:04] Okay.

[01:53:05] It might, it might have to happen.

[01:53:06] No, no, not gonna kill him.

[01:53:08] On the ship.

[01:53:09] At that point, everyone turns against you.

[01:53:11] That, that, that would have happened.

[01:53:12] I already know.

[01:53:12] Because you would be also damaging the ship that we're currently on.

[01:53:15] Yeah, he doesn't really think that.

[01:53:16] Yeah.

[01:53:16] Mm-hmm.

[01:53:18] Well, I'm gonna have, like, my mouth open and the acid bath is ready.

[01:53:23] Acid?

[01:53:24] Down on the beach.

[01:53:25] Get down on the beach.

[01:53:26] Down on the beach.

[01:53:26] Can you do anything that's not on the ship?

[01:53:29] As long as it doesn't damage my ship.

[01:53:31] Yeah.

[01:53:32] Uh, all right, do you want me to load the ship or, like, you guys, we have, uh, we have,

[01:53:38] um...

[01:53:39] Ropes.

[01:53:39] Uh, yeah, descending ropes, uh, tied to the, uh, the side of the ship.

[01:53:43] Works for me.

[01:53:44] Okay.

[01:53:45] Throw over the descending ropes.

[01:53:46] Yeah.

[01:53:47] Okay.

[01:53:47] We're doing this pirate style.

[01:53:48] Yep.

[01:53:49] Yeah, so he runs, uh, Captain Twilo runs back to the controls and starts lowering it down

[01:53:53] a little bit more so that you guys have, like, 50 feet instead of, like, 100 feet.

[01:53:57] And, uh, you can descend down on ropes to the, uh, to the beach.

[01:54:02] Have we hit 50 feet yet?

[01:54:03] Yes, we've hit 50 feet.

[01:54:05] And you're directly above the...

[01:54:06] Diving off the edge.

[01:54:07] Okay.

[01:54:08] Okay.

[01:54:09] All right.

[01:54:09] I'm gonna aim for...

[01:54:10] I'm gonna aim myself for Mero.

[01:54:14] Okay.

[01:54:15] Um...

[01:54:15] Name's Mero.

[01:54:18] Mero the Mero.

[01:54:20] Uh, roll a...

[01:54:20] That's my next character.

[01:54:21] Hmm.

[01:54:22] Uh, roll a, um...

[01:54:24] I guess acrobatics?

[01:54:26] To, like, figure out, like, to, like, the aim?

[01:54:29] Okay.

[01:54:31] You're basically getting a stealth attack on these guys.

[01:54:33] Kind of.

[01:54:34] Do we just make noises?

[01:54:36] Actually, no, it's probably not a stealth attack.

[01:54:37] They'd probably know you're up in there.

[01:54:39] I don't think they would know that one guy was gonna jump off at them, though.

[01:54:43] But they're aware that there's a large thing descending, like, overshadowing them.

[01:54:47] So, like, yeah.

[01:54:48] Are they involved in melee?

[01:54:49] They are involved in melee right now.

[01:54:50] And I still get a sneak attack.

[01:54:52] Okay.

[01:54:53] Total of...

[01:54:54] 19.

[01:54:55] Okay.

[01:54:56] Uh, surprise!

[01:54:58] Surprise!

[01:55:00] Mother...

[01:55:00] Yeah.

[01:55:01] Yeah.

[01:55:02] What?

[01:55:02] So, um...

[01:55:04] So, 50 feet.

[01:55:06] So...

[01:55:07] He yeeted himself off the...

[01:55:08] I guess it's...

[01:55:09] Oh.

[01:55:10] One die, 10 per...

[01:55:11] 10.

[01:55:12] Because you, the way...

[01:55:13] Because you got 19 on that, so basically, you're basically inflicting more damage on

[01:55:17] him.

[01:55:18] You're using him as a softening thing.

[01:55:21] So, 5 D6s, I guess?

[01:55:24] Or 4 D6s of damage on that barrel?

[01:55:27] Okay.

[01:55:37] Uh, 6...

[01:55:38] 8...

[01:55:38] 12.

[01:55:40] 12?

[01:55:41] Uh, okay, he's just like...

[01:55:42] I was like, ah!

[01:55:44] Hold on.

[01:55:45] And I'm gonna smite him.

[01:55:47] With me.

[01:55:49] You're doing, like, a smite...

[01:55:51] Who is he hitting?

[01:55:52] You're doing a smite body slam right now.

[01:55:54] From the top, bro!

[01:55:55] Aaron, you know what you are right now?

[01:55:57] You saw Grit of Guards of the Galaxy 3, right?

[01:55:59] No.

[01:55:59] No.

[01:56:00] Oh, okay.

[01:56:00] There's a scene with Adam Warlock where he's, like...

[01:56:03] It's just, like, it's going off into the...

[01:56:04] Like, coming in from the distance of, like, space.

[01:56:06] And just...

[01:56:09] Just pegs Rocket all the way from space in the town of nowhere.

[01:56:14] And then it's like...

[01:56:15] Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da...

[01:56:17] Da-da-da-da-da...

[01:56:19] I can't...

[01:56:20] It's, like, slowly coming in from, like, the distance.

[01:56:22] And then, like, goes, raps past his face.

[01:56:24] And then, like, the next scene is, like, him just tackling Rocket through a fucking window.

[01:56:29] Did you...

[01:56:30] But the thing that throws me off is the actor that plays Adam Warlock.

[01:56:33] He does a really good job, bro.

[01:56:33] But I can't see him other than the other movie where he's the kid.

[01:56:37] Yeah.

[01:56:38] You're getting paid?

[01:56:40] We're the Millers.

[01:56:41] Oh, yeah.

[01:56:42] We're the Millers.

[01:56:42] We're the Millers.

[01:56:43] He was Zangief in the Street Fighter movie.

[01:56:45] You got paid?

[01:56:46] 25 total.

[01:56:48] 25 total?

[01:56:49] Yeah.

[01:56:56] He's still alive.

[01:56:57] You take damage?

[01:56:58] No, he...

[01:56:59] Does he take damage from this?

[01:57:00] He rolled in that Corradix to basically, like, have his...

[01:57:03] Have the damage buff it on...

[01:57:05] Purely on the Marrow.

[01:57:07] Dave.

[01:57:07] There's your Adam Warlock.

[01:57:09] He's the kid.

[01:57:10] Yeah.

[01:57:11] Okay.

[01:57:11] I don't know that.

[01:57:13] I landed on a switcher thing.

[01:57:14] That's way he makes a pose.

[01:57:16] Okay.

[01:57:16] So, initiatives, I guess.

[01:57:18] So, roll your...

[01:57:19] I think I should still get one sneak attack.