(D&D5e): Eberron: Ashat's Adventurers - Episode 11: Home Improvement

[00:00:03] During the Last War, when the Elves of Aranol annexed Valinar from Seir, the Ashat Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:14] At the end of the Last War, when the morning creeped across Seir, decimating all in its path, the Ashat Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:26] Now, five years after the Last War, Mama Abby of the Ashat Ranch stands defiant but hopeful, with plans for a future for wayward Seirin survivors.

[00:00:41] She'll need help in this new expansion. Help from friends and found family. Help from Ashat's Adventurers.

[00:00:51] One Less Die.

[00:01:03] A D&D 5th Edition Actual Play Podcast. Thank you, Aaron!

[00:01:08] We're playing our Eberron campaign, the Ashats Adventurers, or the Ass Hats.

[00:01:17] It's been a couple of weeks, both in and out of game, so...

[00:01:21] But, uh, our, our, uh, our asshats finished, uh, the, the late, their, their last adventure, the Shadows of the Last War.

[00:01:31] Uh, and we've had about three weeks of downtime between sessions.

[00:01:36] Um, and in that time, they have been building.

[00:01:39] They have used the fortunes that they've acquired from Lady Aladrin to construct some buildings and properly, and help to fortify, um, the town of Ashat, so that it will not be as easily a target for the roving bands of blaggards or mutants or, um, a certain pesky, megalomaniacal robot living in the Moorlands and his raiders.

[00:02:05] Mm-hmm.

[00:02:06] Why aren't you robotic?

[00:02:09] Lord of Blades is basically robotic.

[00:02:10] Okay.

[00:02:12] He is roboticizing people, actually, now that I think about it.

[00:02:15] Yeah.

[00:02:15] So...

[00:02:17] As you guys have discovered, he's been augmenting people with, with Warforged parts.

[00:02:23] Um, but yeah, so you guys have, uh, started installing, uh, so you guys, you guys have installed, with the help of your, the Warforged that are in town now, um, you guys managed to basically erect a fortified tower.

[00:02:37] Plus a, uh, a series of walls, like, of stone walls, um, uh...

[00:02:42] It's not a series of walls, it's just one big one.

[00:02:44] Yeah, one that, uh, that the, the tower kind of intersects in the middle.

[00:02:48] Um, to act as sort of a gateway, or like, kind of a, a choke point, um, and, uh, and, uh, a bulwark against the Moorlands side of the, the property.

[00:02:58] Or the side of the, the city limits.

[00:03:01] Uh, cause you guys are, like, the, the city of, uh, the town of Ashok, uh, does kind of border right onto the Moorlands.

[00:03:07] So, it's kind of easy pickings if you don't watch it.

[00:03:12] Um, and you guys have set up the foundations for a trading post, and an inn, and a hunting hall.

[00:03:19] So, um, yeah, and the fortified tower got done within about three weeks, which is how long it's been between games.

[00:03:26] Um, and you've named it the Roost, because it's going to act as a, uh, effectively a skyport, uh, on the top, uh, as well, for skyships to, to weigh anchor.

[00:03:38] And also, it's going to be where, uh, a certain, uh, a certain ward ends, um, uh, Griffin is going to be roosting.

[00:03:46] So, um.

[00:03:48] He's not born yet, is he?

[00:03:49] No, he's born.

[00:03:50] Is it?

[00:03:50] Yeah, it's a, it's a, uh, a young one right now.

[00:03:53] Oh.

[00:03:53] Does he have a name?

[00:03:54] I don't know, you have a name.

[00:03:55] Uh, have you given him a name?

[00:03:58] Peter?

[00:03:59] Hm?

[00:03:59] Peter.

[00:04:00] Peter.

[00:04:01] Grogu?

[00:04:02] Grogu?

[00:04:03] He's a young man.

[00:04:05] Uh.

[00:04:09] That is good, though.

[00:04:12] No.

[00:04:14] Where's the?

[00:04:15] I'm going to have to think about it.

[00:04:17] Where's the, uh, blue cola?

[00:04:19] I mean, the rest of it.

[00:04:20] I'll take that.

[00:04:21] There's just this one.

[00:04:22] Really?

[00:04:23] Yeah, that was all his left.

[00:04:24] Oh.

[00:04:25] I said, we only had like, the two small ones left.

[00:04:28] Oh, okay.

[00:04:31] Okay, so you're saying a thing on the name.

[00:04:33] Um, here's a question.

[00:04:34] What are you guys going to name, what are they naming the inn for town?

[00:04:40] Haha.

[00:04:41] Well, the town's called, the town's mocked as asshat.

[00:04:46] What about, since it's a watering hole, the asshole.

[00:04:50] Haha.

[00:04:52] The ash hole.

[00:04:53] The ash hole.

[00:04:55] The ash hole.

[00:04:55] Yeah.

[00:04:55] Yeah.

[00:04:56] Is that okay?

[00:04:58] Or do you guys have some?

[00:04:58] I mean, yeah, I like it.

[00:05:00] I like it.

[00:05:00] Okay.

[00:05:01] We're not going to beat that.

[00:05:02] I'm, I just can't, I just like thought of that today, like right now, so it's like,

[00:05:06] yeah, okay.

[00:05:08] The ash hole.

[00:05:10] The ash hole.

[00:05:11] The ash hole.

[00:05:12] What, why is the inn called the asshole?

[00:05:14] Haha.

[00:05:15] It's a sho, and there's gotta be a snooty like proprietor, it's like, actually, it's the ash hole.

[00:05:21] Mhm.

[00:05:22] Haha.

[00:05:23] Welcome to the ash hole.

[00:05:24] So like, when this becomes like a full blown.

[00:05:26] Welcome to my ash hole.

[00:05:27] Haha.

[00:05:28] When this becomes like a full blown like.

[00:05:30] Please, enter my ash hole.

[00:05:37] Make sure we can find space for you and all your friends.

[00:05:41] The ash hole.

[00:05:44] The ash hole.

[00:05:44] Oh my god, we are fucking twelve.

[00:05:48] There's a taint upon this place.

[00:05:51] I'm just, I'm just picturing like, years down the road in, in, in, in Eberron, when

[00:05:56] Ashok becomes a full fledged city, and the ash hole becomes like the grand hotel.

[00:06:02] Yeah.

[00:06:02] In downtown.

[00:06:03] It's like, oh, welcome to the ash hole.

[00:06:06] The grand ash hole.

[00:06:07] The grand ash hole.

[00:06:11] The grand ash hole.

[00:06:16] The grand ash hole.

[00:06:16] The grand ash hole.

[00:06:17] And just, what?

[00:06:18] You're getting kicked out of the asshole.

[00:06:22] You asshole.

[00:06:25] That was too good.

[00:06:28] Okay, so yeah, we got that.

[00:06:30] Hunting holes don't need a name, right?

[00:06:32] Just the hunting hole.

[00:06:34] It's the Buffalo Lodge.

[00:06:37] Okay.

[00:06:39] Have you watched the Flintstones?

[00:06:40] Oh, yeah.

[00:06:41] Okay.

[00:06:42] Wow.

[00:06:42] Not in a very long time.

[00:06:44] Last Flintstones thing I watched was the Flintstones live action movie probably.

[00:06:48] Oh wow.

[00:06:49] Which had the Buffalo Hall.

[00:06:49] Only because I had that on VHS.

[00:06:51] Which had Buffalo Hall, I think in it too.

[00:06:52] Did it?

[00:06:52] Yeah, they were part of it.

[00:06:56] Okay, so yeah, that's what's been going on for the last three weeks.

[00:06:59] Like, basically the foundations are being laid for the inn and the hunting hall and the trading post.

[00:07:05] The Ashat, the Ashat trading post.

[00:07:08] I love this game.

[00:07:11] And you guys are brought in after, okay, it's been a long couple of weeks.

[00:07:16] Like, the Warforged have been working hard.

[00:07:19] There's still that tent town just outside.

[00:07:22] But you guys are kind of brought in to the, um, uh, into the, uh, meeting hall or tavern.

[00:07:30] Like, basically, Mama Abby's home.

[00:07:34] And, um, uh, she pulls up the table again.

[00:07:38] Uh, she pulls up, uh, gets the table out and pushes everything off of it and puts the map down.

[00:07:42] It's like, um...

[00:07:44] She learned from it.

[00:07:44] Yeah, that's it.

[00:07:45] Um, uh, well, the others, um, it seems we, uh, we've been making some problems.

[00:07:52] We've been making progress, but, uh, we need to, um, we're gonna need some more funds, I think.

[00:07:58] So, might be time for you to, uh, head out there into the, into the, out into the, the world and find us some, uh, some more, uh, revenue for more of the buildings.

[00:08:10] Okay, so let's lay it out.

[00:08:12] What have we got for options?

[00:08:13] Uh, well, according to, uh, what, uh, you guys have, uh, been, have given me.

[00:08:18] Sorry.

[00:08:19] Let me, let me rephrase it.

[00:08:22] Let's lay it out.

[00:08:23] What do we have for options?

[00:08:25] I really should've, I really should've played, um, uh, Far Cry, or the newest Far Cry so I could get the, kind of Latino sort of, like, going a little bit.

[00:08:34] Yeah, that should be your primer for doing this, yeah.

[00:08:36] Um, since Mama Abby is basically an abuela.

[00:08:41] Um, uh, we'll, um, there's the, uh, the method of, of, of, you know, fuck it, I'm not gonna do an accent, I can't do it, I can't do it properly.

[00:08:49] You should've just made her a little old Italian lady.

[00:08:52] You could do that, actually.

[00:08:53] Well, we'll, yeah, we'll, you see, um, we, there's that, uh, the recovering of that, that titan, I think you, uh, you, you mentioned in the Mourlands?

[00:09:03] Oh yeah, we're not gonna leave that there.

[00:09:05] Yeah.

[00:09:05] Especially if he's functional.

[00:09:06] That could be a boon for our, for our little town.

[00:09:09] A boon, actually.

[00:09:10] That too.

[00:09:11] I think, um, speaking of, there is also that, uh, that, that thing you found in the vault, or in that, uh, that you, uh, the, the thing that threw, that blew, like, threw glass?

[00:09:25] Oh yeah.

[00:09:26] Oh yeah.

[00:09:26] There's that, uh, that weapon or something? You think you would be able to recover it?

[00:09:30] How far away was that?

[00:09:32] Um, it is...

[00:09:33] It's in the Mourlands, right?

[00:09:34] Several days.

[00:09:35] Both, both the titan and, and, like, honestly, everything's gonna be several days.

[00:09:39] Yeah.

[00:09:40] For you guys.

[00:09:40] I mean, if we can get the titan operational walking, we'll just walk him over, pick up the turret, and walk home.

[00:09:45] That's gonna be a thing, like, yeah.

[00:09:47] Um, there's, uh, so there's that, that, that structure still needs it, but if you wanna recover that for, for city defense,

[00:09:55] um, there, uh, the, the king of Breland is, has, uh, put out a war on, on a drug in the, uh, the shadow marches, and is calling on adventurers, uh, with quite a, uh, a decent amount of money for, for, for services rendered.

[00:10:11] Um, that would be a, I think that would be quite lengthy, though, because you'd have, you'd be in the employ of, of the king's military.

[00:10:18] Uh, here he's sending barges and ships down the river, down the, the Blackwater River in, in the shadow marches to go after these drug cartels.

[00:10:27] I wonder if it might be smarter to not take on, like, a long, um, series of missions right now, just so we can be at town as much as possible in case another attack happens.

[00:10:38] Uh, especially, like, we got some defenses going, but, it's better than it was, but it's not ideal yet.

[00:10:43] Yep.

[00:10:44] I don't think it's ever going to be ideal ideal.

[00:10:47] Yeah.

[00:10:48] Travel was always gonna be a fun.

[00:10:49] We get a, we get a, we get a, fricking Titanfall mech here, and a glass cannon, a literal glass cannon.

[00:10:54] And then she, like, pulls out some paper, more parchment, like, as she's, like, reading through, like, some scrolls and stuff.

[00:10:59] There's a, you guys had a, a potential commission in Reckler?

[00:11:03] In, in Dargoon?

[00:11:05] Uh, there's, like, a bank, the, the, the town bank there, uh, has, like, an infestation of, of creatures beneath it, and, like, some tunnels they discovered.

[00:11:12] I knew we were gonna rob that.

[00:11:13] I mean, yes, we were going to.

[00:11:16] Um, speaking of, actually, like, looks at you, it kind of funny when you say that.

[00:11:19] Speaking of, of robbery, I mean, um, I mean, if you guys want to stay closer to home, I mean, uh, what's, what, what's the town that's, like, right now, in the Moorlands from you, right now?

[00:11:30] I think it's, like, uh, the Tronish.

[00:11:32] Oh, yeah.

[00:11:32] Tronish is, like, right there, like, it's probably about a days or so, uh, hike out into the Moorlands.

[00:11:39] Those banks have been sitting there for five years.

[00:11:42] Um, like, if you guys can think you can get through those vaults, through the, through the bank vaults and such, or, and brave whatever's, whatever horrors are in the, uh, in the, the Moorlands, I mean, that might, that's free money.

[00:11:55] I mean, who's gonna know that you guys, who's gonna know that you guys took it from?

[00:11:59] Unless, of course, you know, the Dwarven bankers installed some kind of, like, ward system that would alert, alert them to, uh, money being taken from their vaults even in the Moorlands, but.

[00:12:09] But who cares? Their response times are gonna be abysmal.

[00:12:12] Well, that, and also, like, maybe the Moorlands ruined some of those wards, or maybe made them worse, I don't know.

[00:12:18] Yeah.

[00:12:18] Or maybe made them alive and they'll try to eat us.

[00:12:21] Yeah, that is a possibility from what you were telling me with, uh, that, that, uh, facility, that Whitehearth facility.

[00:12:29] Um, if you deal with it.

[00:12:31] How many years has it been since the Moorlands?

[00:12:33] Five years.

[00:12:34] Mm-hmm.

[00:12:34] Um, and no one has, and no one has gone into the Moorlands to, uh, to salvage the banks in, in, in various cities.

[00:12:42] Yeah.

[00:12:43] Um, and Tranish is a major city.

[00:12:45] It's, um...

[00:12:46] Why would it have to be Tranish?

[00:12:47] Why can't we just do some other one?

[00:12:49] There are other locations.

[00:12:50] There are other cities.

[00:12:50] They're all farther.

[00:12:51] I'm saying this in character because it's like, it's still real too soon.

[00:12:54] Why has it gotta be Tranish?

[00:12:56] Yeah.

[00:12:56] Um, I was built in Tranish.

[00:12:58] Oh.

[00:12:59] Well, if you don't want to do that, um, Captain Twilo, uh, actually, has sent a correspondent, uh, recently,

[00:13:04] asking if you would like to go on an adventure into the, uh, to the southern continent to find some, uh, some kind of, part of, some kind of riches and artifact that he's, uh, he's stumbled upon.

[00:13:17] Um, so, there's, there's that.

[00:13:21] That could be worth quite a lot.

[00:13:24] Uh, other than that, I think, uh, and then there's the, the, the various facility locations you guys found on that map, and she pulls out the map of, like, that you guys have, like, put in, like, the Black Hearth facility.

[00:13:34] The Red Hearth facility.

[00:13:35] Oh, yeah, because we only went to one, right?

[00:13:36] The Patnus Hall.

[00:13:37] Yeah, because you only went to the White Hearth facility, but as you found on that, uh, that floor map in, uh, in, uh, in, uh, in Rose Quarry.

[00:13:45] Um, there were other, apparently, secret facilities that House Cannath had been, um, uh, had, uh, had kind of secreted away across Corbair.

[00:13:56] So, you guys have a couple of options.

[00:13:59] Um.

[00:14:00] How good was the loot at the White Hearth?

[00:14:02] Cause I wasn't there for that.

[00:14:03] Uh, White Hearth?

[00:14:03] I have the list here.

[00:14:04] Hey!

[00:14:06] Get off that!

[00:14:06] She will not, yeah, you have to pull her.

[00:14:09] She will not stop.

[00:14:11] She's a stuffer.

[00:14:13] Uh, there is, um, well, I mean, one of the things that you guys got, like, one of the greatest treasures you guys got from, uh, from White Hearth facility was puppies.

[00:14:23] You guys got those, uh, those wolves, and then that sentient dire wolf.

[00:14:28] No, that's true.

[00:14:29] I am.

[00:14:31] Okay.

[00:14:32] Okay.

[00:14:33] Is there anywhere where we can kill two birds with one stone?

[00:14:38] Um...

[00:14:38] Probably going into the morts.

[00:14:39] Well...

[00:14:40] Doing Tranish and the mech.

[00:14:43] Mm-hmm.

[00:14:44] Now, do we have a plan to recover the mech?

[00:14:47] That is basically what we're here for today.

[00:14:50] Did I...

[00:14:51] I'm pretty sure I did, like, uh, some sort of a diagnostic on it.

[00:14:55] Yeah, you did a diagnostic.

[00:14:56] It was...

[00:14:57] There was, like, some parts missing, and, um, you'd need to, like...

[00:15:00] Did it have both legs?

[00:15:01] I don't remember.

[00:15:03] I don't believe it had legs.

[00:15:04] Or, I don't believe...

[00:15:05] I think it was missing its legs.

[00:15:07] Or they were, like...

[00:15:08] I think it was missing, like, two limbs.

[00:15:09] Yeah, it was missing...

[00:15:10] It might have been one, like, one arm.

[00:15:11] I don't know.

[00:15:11] Yeah, I think it was, like, it was...

[00:15:12] It had been...

[00:15:13] It was immobilized.

[00:15:14] Yeah.

[00:15:22] Um...

[00:15:23] Yeah, uh, the PCs continue.

[00:15:25] They try to find a broken siege engine.

[00:15:29] Um...

[00:15:37] Uh, it's shattered form is scattered over a small patch of land, and the bodies of a

[00:15:42] handful of...

[00:15:43] Okay.

[00:15:43] Yeah, so you guys found, like, basically a...

[00:15:46] Yeah, you found a titan amongst a bunch of other, like, bodies, like, like, brellish soldier

[00:15:50] bodies and stuff.

[00:15:50] Um, and it was missing, like, one of its...

[00:15:53] Like, one of its arms and one of its, uh, legs.

[00:15:55] Mm-hmm.

[00:15:55] And it was powered down, or...

[00:15:57] It wasn't, uh...

[00:15:59] Its power source wasn't there.

[00:16:02] So, I mean, you know, I don't want to leave it a power source.

[00:16:04] Yeah.

[00:16:05] Or just, I'll make a giant crutch for it.

[00:16:08] I feel like that's more cost us.

[00:16:09] I.e., you need a dragon shard.

[00:16:11] You need some...

[00:16:12] Because power sources for technology was...

[00:16:15] Even the warforges are generally a dragon shard of some kind.

[00:16:18] Oh.

[00:16:19] Yeah.

[00:16:19] So we can't even recover it until we get a dragon shard anyways.

[00:16:22] Yeah.

[00:16:22] Or, yeah, or either a dragon shard that you can fashion into a proper core, or if you

[00:16:26] can find a titan core somewhere.

[00:16:28] Like, maybe...

[00:16:29] Now, again...

[00:16:30] That's what the job was.

[00:16:30] They'll find it.

[00:16:31] It's, well, I was gonna say, it's been five years.

[00:16:33] There have been a lot of scavengers that have...

[00:16:35] And a lot of, uh...

[00:16:37] There was a lot of stuff that was getting scrapped after the war.

[00:16:40] So...

[00:16:40] In other parts other than the Mourlands.

[00:16:42] So you might be able to find, um, an unused warforged titan core somewhere.

[00:16:48] Maybe in...

[00:16:49] Well...

[00:16:50] There is the, um, the desert town...

[00:16:53] The desert city of, uh, Gatherhold nearby.

[00:16:56] What about Entrench?

[00:16:58] Hmm?

[00:16:58] What?

[00:16:59] What about Entrench?

[00:17:00] Oh, Entrannish?

[00:17:01] Entrannish.

[00:17:02] Um...

[00:17:02] Yeah, you could do that.

[00:17:04] Also, it should be pointed out, Entrannish and, uh, like, the titan are on the opposite

[00:17:09] sides of the Mourlands.

[00:17:10] Of course they are.

[00:17:11] Like, there's Whiteheart.

[00:17:13] So, like, you guys basically found that titan somewhere here.

[00:17:16] Like, between Rose Quarry and Whiteheart.

[00:17:18] Yeah.

[00:17:19] Which is, like...

[00:17:19] So about, like, an hour into the Mourlands.

[00:17:21] Trench is there.

[00:17:22] Yeah, it's way closer.

[00:17:23] Yeah.

[00:17:24] So you have to go across the glass plateau, which is, uh...

[00:17:26] So, the southern part of Seir, or the Mourlands, has a giant plateau where, like, a bunch

[00:17:32] of cities were built on.

[00:17:33] During the morning, a liquid glass or crystalline material formed over top of that entire plateau

[00:17:41] covering several cities.

[00:17:43] Same stuff in Rose Quarry?

[00:17:44] It's...

[00:17:45] Uh, they're not sure.

[00:17:46] It seemed like it was different.

[00:17:48] It was...

[00:17:49] Or maybe it's on a bigger scale.

[00:17:51] Like, again, the Mourlands, when the magic burst happened and, like, took up the Mourlands,

[00:17:55] uh, Seir, um, maybe it, like, maybe that, maybe that weapon, um, was like, maybe they

[00:18:01] had another weapon on the plateau that caused that.

[00:18:04] But Trench is glass-free, yes.

[00:18:06] No, Trench is glass-free, yeah.

[00:18:08] And right now it's just a dead city.

[00:18:11] Though, there could also, there's chances that there could be, like, mutations or, uh,

[00:18:16] anomalies or undead or stuff on there.

[00:18:19] Also, the Lord of Blades probably has some, maybe has some bands in there, like, roaming

[00:18:23] around.

[00:18:25] Man, I really want to continue the lightning rail through the Mourlands.

[00:18:29] You can't.

[00:18:30] Why?

[00:18:31] Because the Mourlands is, like, no one is going into the Mourlands.

[00:18:35] Like, no one, like, basically the guild or the, uh, uh, house url is a little bit

[00:18:39] or, uh, orion or something.

[00:18:41] All right.

[00:18:41] Would need to be assured some manner of extreme safety before they'd even, uh, put any kind

[00:18:47] of funding into putting a, uh, a rail station through there.

[00:18:51] But we can, like, you said, like, an elemental, um, carried, um, carriage.

[00:18:58] Yeah.

[00:18:58] Can just go through without a problem.

[00:19:00] The problem is, lightning rails are not earth elementals that are bound, that are holding

[00:19:06] up to the earth.

[00:19:07] They are, uh, they're technically, uh, hovering above the earth, above the ground.

[00:19:11] So they might honestly get lost or, like, something might happen.

[00:19:14] So what we need to do is make some other sort of, um, transportation, public transportation

[00:19:22] that uses an earth elemental.

[00:19:24] Perhaps a subsystem.

[00:19:26] A subsurface system.

[00:19:28] A subsurface way.

[00:19:31] That would get us a lot of, like, mining material, like stone to make stuff out of as

[00:19:35] well.

[00:19:36] Yeah.

[00:19:36] Just dig all the way underneath the whole damn thing.

[00:19:39] That would be quite, that's honestly like, that's about as ambitious as building this

[00:19:42] city.

[00:19:42] Yeah.

[00:19:43] So like, that's a whole new, like, long term goal.

[00:19:46] Go all the way to Sharn.

[00:19:49] That's, that's, that's, that's, that's astronomical.

[00:19:52] I know.

[00:19:52] You would need to become a house.

[00:19:54] Like house asset.

[00:19:55] House asset.

[00:19:58] We'd have to be basically become a, become a, a corporation.

[00:20:01] The diggers.

[00:20:02] Yeah.

[00:20:02] They'd have to call us.

[00:20:04] Um, so honestly, the smartest thing to do is go to Toronto because there's right

[00:20:09] there.

[00:20:10] Everything else is so much farther away.

[00:20:11] Mm-hmm.

[00:20:12] So we hit the banks first and then investigate to see if we find like, Titan garrisons.

[00:20:17] Yeah.

[00:20:18] Cause if there was a military garrison, it might have had spare Titan parts around.

[00:20:21] Mm-hmm.

[00:20:21] That is true.

[00:20:22] That's true.

[00:20:23] You would know someone who, you know someone who would know where those are in Toronto.

[00:20:28] Yeah.

[00:20:29] Copper.

[00:20:30] Assuming, why would he still be there?

[00:20:32] You know, no, but you, no, I'm talking to you.

[00:20:35] You, copper, were built in those places.

[00:20:37] Oh yeah.

[00:20:38] Yeah.

[00:20:38] So you would be the one that knows where those are.

[00:20:41] So.

[00:20:41] Yeah.

[00:20:45] So, is that then the consensus that you guys are going to travel to Tronish?

[00:20:52] Sounds like.

[00:20:52] And raid a bank?

[00:20:54] Well, unless you want to go to that other continent.

[00:20:59] To Zendrick.

[00:21:01] Mm-hmm.

[00:21:05] To find a, contact Captain Twillo and travel and do an Indiana Jones style archaeological

[00:21:12] adventure.

[00:21:14] How long would that take to get there?

[00:21:16] Six days.

[00:21:16] I have to wait.

[00:21:17] To travel.

[00:21:18] That's true, you do have to wait.

[00:21:19] Yeah.

[00:21:19] It's about six days travel by, um, by airship.

[00:21:22] Mm-hmm.

[00:21:23] Across the, uh, across that sea.

[00:21:27] I guess that makes you short round.

[00:21:33] I prefer long here, but.

[00:21:39] Yeah, I'm honestly okay with either doing the bank heist or going out of Zendrick.

[00:21:43] Well, I mean, it's not like we can't do both.

[00:21:46] It's not a heist.

[00:21:47] It's a recovery.

[00:21:49] Whatever.

[00:21:50] Chris really wanted to do a heist.

[00:21:52] It also, it's, it's a heist in the way that like, um, what is it?

[00:21:55] Uh, Land of the Dead, or that, that, uh, that Las Vegas zombie heist game, or like

[00:22:00] that, uh, Zack Snyder made.

[00:22:03] Um.

[00:22:04] Yeah, that's a good movie.

[00:22:04] Army of the Dead.

[00:22:05] That's, that's basically what the heist got.

[00:22:07] Like, that's the equivalent of what the heist we were talking about with this.

[00:22:09] Cause you guys are going into a post-apocalyptic react place where the, where the banks have

[00:22:14] been abandoned, but there's still loot there.

[00:22:16] So, and you don't know what you're gonna find in that, in, in the area.

[00:22:20] Or even in the bank, there might be something living in the bank.

[00:22:23] Yeah.

[00:22:24] Hell, the money could have become mimics.

[00:22:29] Like, again, who knows?

[00:22:31] Like all manner of like arcane, like mutations could have happened when the Mormons happened.

[00:22:35] They're all like those little, uh, monies with faces that bounce around from Conqueror's Bad Fur Day.

[00:22:39] Yeah.

[00:22:39] And like they run away from you.

[00:22:41] It's when I was in Kremlin in Metro 2033.

[00:22:44] Yeah.

[00:22:45] Oh God.

[00:22:46] Yeah, honestly I kind of picture like the Mormons kind of having that as the, the aesthetic

[00:22:51] of, of Metro, Metro, Metro 2033 or, um.

[00:22:55] Or Conqueror's.

[00:22:56] Or Conqueror's.

[00:22:57] Or Conqueror's.

[00:22:58] Or Conqueror's.

[00:22:58] Or Fallout or something like that.

[00:22:59] Cause it's very like post-apocalyptic.

[00:23:00] Fallout.

[00:23:01] Like Conqueror's.

[00:23:02] Oh my God.

[00:23:03] Lord.

[00:23:04] Ah, I need the dog outside.

[00:23:06] So while you guys are setting that, I'm going to let my dog outside.

[00:23:08] I think Fallout meets Conqueror's is basically just us playing a Fallout game.

[00:23:12] Because we're adding the silliness into something that's supposed to be silliness.

[00:23:16] No, Dave, you can't automatically put your weapons away in a bathroom and instead just

[00:23:21] pee on your fridge.

[00:23:24] I mean, not with that attitude you can't.

[00:23:27] Yeah.

[00:23:29] Not if you're determined enough you can.

[00:23:33] Also, I don't know if you've been playing Fallout 76, but Fallout 76 has kind of gotten

[00:23:36] a little zany lately.

[00:23:38] Yeah.

[00:23:41] Not that level of zany, but.

[00:23:43] Mm-hmm.

[00:23:44] And again, the whole series is supposed to be like a satire and like kind of a social

[00:23:48] comment.

[00:23:48] Anyways, um, so yeah.

[00:23:53] So it's the two main things, right?

[00:23:54] Either going down south or going to the bank?

[00:23:57] Basically, yeah.

[00:23:58] Um, there's also, I mean, also you guys could go to, uh, if you wanted to like try and convince

[00:24:03] Captain Twillow to take a detour to Recklor, you could do that, uh, do that all the way

[00:24:08] down to Zendrick.

[00:24:10] What was that Recklor?

[00:24:10] Uh, Recklor is the bug hunt, uh, commission underneath the, uh, the, underneath the bank

[00:24:15] in the tunnels that may lead down to the Underdark.

[00:24:18] That one does sound pretty simple.

[00:24:20] Yeah.

[00:24:21] That was also the one that had enemies in it that you didn't want to have any deal with.

[00:24:27] You didn't want to deal with at all.

[00:24:27] It's the, um, it's, they, they, they, apparently, you guys were able to get inside that they were,

[00:24:31] they had spotted or they had sightings of the, um, the flesh manipulated, uh, abominations.

[00:24:37] Oh.

[00:24:38] The, um, what do they call it?

[00:24:40] The, uh, the Dolgrims and perhaps a Dolgont.

[00:24:44] Uh.

[00:24:46] Things have changed all of a sudden.

[00:24:49] I never even find a purple worm.

[00:24:51] But you also don't know how much that's paying.

[00:24:53] You just know that they, they, they were looking for adventurers to help exterminate that.

[00:24:58] Yeah.

[00:24:58] Or help clear that out.

[00:24:59] So.

[00:25:00] That's true.

[00:25:01] I mean, it's not the Dolgrims and the Dolgont that I'm, that I'm afraid of.

[00:25:05] It's the things that made them.

[00:25:06] It's the things that made them that they still serve.

[00:25:10] Yeah.

[00:25:10] Yeah.

[00:25:10] But would they be there?

[00:25:12] You don't know.

[00:25:13] In theory, they should still be asleep.

[00:25:17] Okay.

[00:25:18] In theory.

[00:25:19] In theory.

[00:25:20] Mm-hmm.

[00:25:20] Mm-hmm.

[00:25:22] Mm.

[00:25:22] In theory.

[00:25:23] But if one wakes up and is present, we are dead.

[00:25:26] Great.

[00:25:28] Okay.

[00:25:29] Love it.

[00:25:30] They better be paying a lot.

[00:25:32] Mm-hmm.

[00:25:32] Uh-huh.

[00:25:33] All right.

[00:25:34] So what do you feel like doing, then?

[00:25:35] Out of those three?

[00:25:38] One of those three.

[00:25:42] You're also undecided?

[00:25:44] I am a little undecided.

[00:25:46] Welcome to our group, Dave.

[00:25:47] It's the undecided

[00:25:49] five. Or the undecided three.

[00:25:52] Yeah, like maybe count yourself as

[00:25:53] still not five. Do you have an opinion?

[00:25:56] I want to rob a bank.

[00:25:57] Then we're going to Toronto.

[00:25:59] Sold.

[00:26:01] I've got a thieves kit and everything.

[00:26:02] Yeah, true.

[00:26:03] Now, you guys don't have a land cart that can easily go through the fog.

[00:26:07] So you guys are going to be

[00:26:08] traveling through the fog on foot.

[00:26:10] What happened to our land cart?

[00:26:13] It was not yours.

[00:26:14] It was the guy's...

[00:26:18] How much would one cost?

[00:26:20] A lot.

[00:26:22] Okay, never mind then.

[00:26:23] Wait, we're in the house?

[00:26:26] Petonius isn't around yet.

[00:26:29] He's not

[00:26:29] in that shot yet.

[00:26:32] I understand.

[00:26:33] No.

[00:26:34] I was thinking

[00:26:38] that we might have been able

[00:26:39] to trade our air taxi

[00:26:41] for a land cart.

[00:26:43] That?

[00:26:44] I would...

[00:26:44] If you want to surrender the...

[00:26:46] The air taxi

[00:26:47] is kind of important.

[00:26:48] Yeah, because you were going to

[00:26:49] convert that into a...

[00:26:51] A fire truck.

[00:26:52] Into a fire coach.

[00:26:55] Yeah.

[00:26:58] What's more important though?

[00:26:58] Long-term goals

[00:26:59] or short-term ones?

[00:27:01] Because we need to

[00:27:02] do the short-term things

[00:27:04] and get them along.

[00:27:05] You guys can travel

[00:27:06] by foot

[00:27:07] into the Mournlands

[00:27:08] through the fog.

[00:27:09] You will just have to roll

[00:27:10] to not get lost

[00:27:11] for several hours.

[00:27:13] Oh, just getting lost

[00:27:14] for several hours.

[00:27:15] And potentially

[00:27:15] there's other things

[00:27:16] that might happen to you

[00:27:17] in the fog.

[00:27:18] But you don't know

[00:27:19] what exactly

[00:27:19] because it's stiff.

[00:27:20] It's fine.

[00:27:21] As long as we stick together.

[00:27:23] Alright, I'll go grab

[00:27:24] my escape from

[00:27:25] 1313.

[00:27:26] Yeah.

[00:27:27] And we'll do

[00:27:28] another game of that.

[00:27:31] Alright everybody,

[00:27:32] roll up new characters

[00:27:33] for Ravenloft.

[00:27:35] Yep.

[00:27:39] Either way,

[00:27:40] we're gone.

[00:27:40] Okay, so you're going

[00:27:41] to Trash?

[00:27:41] Are we just going

[00:27:42] to go in?

[00:27:43] We've done it before

[00:27:44] we can do it again.

[00:27:45] Now let's exit this asshole.

[00:27:47] I mean, Asheville.

[00:27:49] Yeah, that's not...

[00:27:50] You're not in the end.

[00:27:50] Everyone vacay my show.

[00:27:51] You're in the tavern.

[00:27:53] The original...

[00:27:54] Not the end.

[00:27:57] Yeah, actually,

[00:27:59] what did...

[00:27:59] I guess Mama Abby's

[00:28:00] is the name of the tavern.

[00:28:02] Since it is literally...

[00:28:03] You've been calling it

[00:28:03] that forever.

[00:28:04] Yeah.

[00:28:04] Well, I've been named...

[00:28:05] I've been calling

[00:28:05] Mama Abby,

[00:28:06] Mama Abby.

[00:28:08] Because it's her house.

[00:28:09] Yes.

[00:28:10] But yeah.

[00:28:11] Mama's Abby,

[00:28:11] that's her.

[00:28:12] Wow.

[00:28:13] Maybe we should

[00:28:13] build an abbey.

[00:28:15] Yeah?

[00:28:16] We can.

[00:28:17] They're like 50 grand though.

[00:28:19] Okay, so...

[00:28:20] How much did it cost

[00:28:20] for all the stuff

[00:28:21] that we did?

[00:28:22] Like 35?

[00:28:24] Yeah, 5k, 5k...

[00:28:25] Was that all?

[00:28:27] 15k,

[00:28:27] and then 5k.

[00:28:28] So...

[00:28:29] Oh, we still have

[00:28:29] lots of luck.

[00:28:30] 30k.

[00:28:30] Yeah, 30k in total.

[00:28:32] And he had 55,000.

[00:28:33] Did you get the wall

[00:28:34] on that?

[00:28:35] No, but I did not

[00:28:36] add the wall.

[00:28:37] So the wall's another 5k.

[00:28:38] So 35k.

[00:28:39] Okay.

[00:28:39] So 35k total

[00:28:40] that you guys have lost.

[00:28:43] Used.

[00:28:43] Yeah, sorry, used.

[00:28:45] Still leads to 20k.

[00:28:47] That's true.

[00:28:47] You got 20k

[00:28:48] and we can't buy a land card?

[00:28:50] I mean, you guys could probably...

[00:28:51] I'd have to look up

[00:28:53] to see how much

[00:28:53] a land card is.

[00:28:55] Sorry, how much

[00:28:56] did you say all that cost?

[00:28:57] 35,000.

[00:29:01] 35,000.

[00:29:04] 55,000.

[00:29:05] How much

[00:29:07] is a land card

[00:29:10] in the world?

[00:29:34] 5k.

[00:29:34] Oh, I want to call.

[00:29:35] And the trading post.

[00:29:36] Oh, those two, geez.

[00:29:37] Yeah.

[00:29:38] Because those were both...

[00:29:39] Basically, like,

[00:29:40] everything except for

[00:29:40] the roost,

[00:29:42] the 4-5 tower

[00:29:43] was like 5k.

[00:29:46] Cool.

[00:29:48] Great.

[00:29:48] It doesn't have a price.

[00:29:50] Love it.

[00:29:52] I wouldn't.

[00:29:53] I thought the player's handbook

[00:29:54] would have, like,

[00:29:55] a cart and stuff

[00:29:56] and then we'd just

[00:29:56] kind of like,

[00:29:57] I'll just bump the price up

[00:29:58] because you're using it.

[00:29:58] You have an elemental

[00:29:59] bound to it.

[00:30:00] It's going to be

[00:30:01] so vastly different.

[00:30:03] That's true.

[00:30:07] What the hell

[00:30:09] did the dog just do?

[00:30:10] What?

[00:30:12] Oh, okay.

[00:30:12] That's what you...

[00:30:13] I was like,

[00:30:14] I just felt like,

[00:30:15] I heard, like,

[00:30:15] that metal thing

[00:30:17] and I was like,

[00:30:17] oh, no.

[00:30:18] I was just like...

[00:30:19] No.

[00:30:19] The table just goes crashing

[00:30:21] because of the dog.

[00:30:23] Does Eberron have something

[00:30:24] like cars?

[00:30:26] I mean,

[00:30:27] the land cart,

[00:30:28] basically.

[00:30:30] Oh,

[00:30:30] because it's a service.

[00:30:32] So it's like a rare

[00:30:33] luxury item,

[00:30:34] basically.

[00:30:36] But it's a necessary

[00:30:37] item to get

[00:30:38] through the more limbs,

[00:30:38] right?

[00:30:39] It's necessary for

[00:30:40] navigating without,

[00:30:42] like,

[00:30:42] having to roll,

[00:30:43] like,

[00:30:43] checks and stuff

[00:30:44] that to pass

[00:30:44] through the fog.

[00:30:45] Yeah.

[00:30:46] That's what I'm saying.

[00:30:47] Like,

[00:30:47] for us,

[00:30:47] it's necessary.

[00:30:48] Yeah.

[00:30:49] Especially as salvagers.

[00:30:51] And there's no other

[00:30:52] alternative that we know of?

[00:30:55] Not really.

[00:30:56] The only way...

[00:30:57] Basically,

[00:30:57] you need...

[00:30:58] The earth elemental

[00:31:00] is what makes it work

[00:31:01] because you literally

[00:31:02] need that because

[00:31:03] it's grounded to the earth

[00:31:04] so it never loses

[00:31:06] navigation.

[00:31:07] Mm-hmm.

[00:31:08] So maybe what we should

[00:31:09] invest in

[00:31:10] is the

[00:31:12] spell requirements

[00:31:13] to bind

[00:31:14] an earth elemental

[00:31:15] and make a roll.

[00:31:16] We can cross one,

[00:31:17] we can jack them.

[00:31:19] Yeah.

[00:31:20] Mm-hmm.

[00:31:21] You also,

[00:31:22] guys,

[00:31:22] I will point out

[00:31:24] the

[00:31:25] Herongon

[00:31:25] that lives on your...

[00:31:26] lives in the shot.

[00:31:27] Gnarly Gnarly

[00:31:28] is a fey being.

[00:31:30] Is it being a fey

[00:31:32] and is currently

[00:31:33] mining

[00:31:35] nearby.

[00:31:36] Mm-hmm.

[00:31:36] Mm-hmm.

[00:31:37] He could have some dirt

[00:31:38] on, like,

[00:31:39] where you could find

[00:31:39] earth elements.

[00:31:40] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

[00:31:41] Ha-ha-ha-ha.

[00:31:42] That was unintentional.

[00:31:44] I literally...

[00:31:45] Like,

[00:31:45] as soon as you guys

[00:31:46] started laughing,

[00:31:46] it's like,

[00:31:46] huh?

[00:31:47] Oh.

[00:31:48] I made it funny.

[00:31:49] Ha-ha-ha-ha.

[00:31:52] Why don't we go

[00:31:52] see him, then?

[00:31:53] Yeah.

[00:31:54] Yeah.

[00:31:55] Well,

[00:31:56] I look up to

[00:31:56] where earth elementals

[00:31:57] can be found

[00:31:58] in Eberron.

[00:32:00] I mean,

[00:32:01] they should be

[00:32:01] anywhere near dirt.

[00:32:02] Or wherever

[00:32:03] the, um,

[00:32:04] the earth,

[00:32:04] the earth plane,

[00:32:05] the elemental

[00:32:06] earth plane,

[00:32:07] um,

[00:32:08] coincides with

[00:32:09] Eberron,

[00:32:09] because that's

[00:32:10] a whole thing.

[00:32:15] I hate when stuff's

[00:32:16] a whole thing.

[00:32:18] Yeah.

[00:32:19] It's a whole thing.

[00:32:21] Oh!

[00:32:22] You know where

[00:32:23] you can get,

[00:32:23] um,

[00:32:25] uh,

[00:32:25] well,

[00:32:25] you know where

[00:32:26] you can learn

[00:32:26] elemental binding

[00:32:27] and such?

[00:32:27] Mm-hmm.

[00:32:28] The Gnome Kingdom

[00:32:29] of Zalargo.

[00:32:32] So,

[00:32:33] where you guys were,

[00:32:34] like,

[00:32:34] where you guys

[00:32:35] flew and fell over.

[00:32:37] Okay.

[00:32:38] Um,

[00:32:39] you know where

[00:32:39] you met that,

[00:32:40] uh,

[00:32:41] where you crashed

[00:32:41] into that gnome's,

[00:32:42] into his barn?

[00:32:43] Into his barn?

[00:32:44] Yeah.

[00:32:44] Yeah.

[00:32:44] Yep.

[00:32:46] That's where,

[00:32:47] that's where,

[00:32:47] apparently the gnomes

[00:32:48] are known for,

[00:32:49] um,

[00:32:49] for binding

[00:32:50] elementals.

[00:32:50] They're gnome for.

[00:32:52] Yeah.

[00:32:52] There are no gnomes

[00:32:53] and there are no

[00:32:54] un-gnomes.

[00:32:54] We don't talk

[00:32:55] about the un-gnomes.

[00:32:56] I actually have an idea

[00:32:57] for a game where it's,

[00:32:58] like,

[00:32:58] gnomes versus un-gnomes,

[00:32:59] and, like,

[00:33:00] they're just,

[00:33:00] like,

[00:33:00] un-gnomes are,

[00:33:01] like,

[00:33:01] the antithesis to gnome.

[00:33:03] Okay.

[00:33:04] So,

[00:33:04] they're tall

[00:33:05] and shadowy

[00:33:07] and lanky

[00:33:07] and horrid.

[00:33:08] Yeah.

[00:33:10] Horrid?

[00:33:11] Yes.

[00:33:12] And the queen shames

[00:33:13] are horrid.

[00:33:14] No.

[00:33:15] Have you seen

[00:33:16] those bulbous eyes?

[00:33:19] Those are,

[00:33:19] those are,

[00:33:20] like,

[00:33:20] deep gnomes.

[00:33:22] Not in third edition

[00:33:23] they weren't.

[00:33:24] Clearly he likes

[00:33:25] stuff with bulbous eyes.

[00:33:26] Have you seen his dog?

[00:33:27] Yeah.

[00:33:28] It's like a pug.

[00:33:30] So gnomes are just

[00:33:31] the pugs

[00:33:31] of the fantasy worlds.

[00:33:33] Nobody likes pugs.

[00:33:35] How dare you, sir?

[00:33:37] I love pugs.

[00:33:37] But no one likes gnomes,

[00:33:38] so.

[00:33:39] What?

[00:33:39] I would totally

[00:33:41] get a pug.

[00:33:42] Pugs are my

[00:33:43] second least

[00:33:44] favorite dog.

[00:33:45] That's fair.

[00:33:46] Oh,

[00:33:47] do you,

[00:33:47] so,

[00:33:47] I recently found out,

[00:33:49] so,

[00:33:49] um,

[00:33:50] the closest dog breed

[00:33:52] to wolves

[00:33:52] or husk,

[00:33:53] or as a type of husky.

[00:33:55] What is the second,

[00:33:57] what do you think

[00:33:57] the second,

[00:33:58] uh,

[00:33:58] second closest breed

[00:33:59] to a wolf,

[00:34:00] to the wolf is?

[00:34:01] Chihuahua.

[00:34:02] Irish wolfhound.

[00:34:03] No.

[00:34:04] Chihuahua.

[00:34:04] No.

[00:34:05] Pug.

[00:34:06] Dutch massive.

[00:34:07] No.

[00:34:08] You want to know?

[00:34:09] German champion.

[00:34:10] It,

[00:34:10] it will surprise you.

[00:34:11] Beagle.

[00:34:12] Fucking shih tzu

[00:34:13] is the second closest

[00:34:15] dog breed to wolves.

[00:34:17] Genetically.

[00:34:19] Second only

[00:34:20] to the,

[00:34:20] to a breed of husky.

[00:34:23] I figured like

[00:34:24] all huskies

[00:34:24] would be higher than us.

[00:34:25] I think,

[00:34:26] like,

[00:34:26] I think it is just

[00:34:27] huskies in general,

[00:34:27] but like,

[00:34:28] like,

[00:34:28] the thing I saw

[00:34:29] was like,

[00:34:30] like a breed of husky

[00:34:31] are like the first,

[00:34:32] well like the closest

[00:34:32] genetically.

[00:34:33] The second closest

[00:34:34] genetic relative

[00:34:36] like,

[00:34:36] or that are descended.

[00:34:37] The strongest genes

[00:34:38] to a wolf

[00:34:39] is a,

[00:34:40] to a wolf

[00:34:41] is a fucking shih tzu.

[00:34:42] I was like,

[00:34:42] Jesus Christ.

[00:34:43] What happened there?

[00:34:45] Okay.

[00:34:46] Plater Binding

[00:34:47] is a fifth level spell.

[00:34:50] So it can't be done yet.

[00:34:51] I'm making,

[00:34:53] unless,

[00:34:53] Batoni shows up.

[00:34:55] Hey guys.

[00:34:56] Hypothetically,

[00:34:56] you could.

[00:34:57] Yeah.

[00:34:58] Just not in combat.

[00:35:00] If we got you a scroll.

[00:35:02] Oh,

[00:35:02] yeah.

[00:35:03] That doesn't matter,

[00:35:04] right?

[00:35:05] Because it doesn't use

[00:35:05] spell slots.

[00:35:06] No,

[00:35:07] but it means

[00:35:07] you have to make

[00:35:08] a spell casting test

[00:35:09] in order to do it right.

[00:35:11] If I fail,

[00:35:12] then the whole thing

[00:35:13] is screwed.

[00:35:13] Yeah.

[00:35:14] Yeah.

[00:35:14] The whole thing

[00:35:15] goes to waste.

[00:35:16] So what does

[00:35:16] the scrolls cost?

[00:35:18] Not cheap.

[00:35:22] I mean,

[00:35:22] affordable

[00:35:23] with our current

[00:35:24] bank account.

[00:35:26] Not affordable

[00:35:27] if I keep failing.

[00:35:29] Correct.

[00:35:30] Just roll a bit.

[00:35:31] Yeah,

[00:35:32] I'll do that.

[00:35:36] Okay.

[00:35:36] Where's the map

[00:35:37] of Emberland?

[00:35:40] That's right.

[00:35:41] I just had it.

[00:35:42] Where the hell

[00:35:43] we go?

[00:35:55] Okay.

[00:35:56] So you guys are,

[00:35:56] so is somebody

[00:36:04] going to talk to

[00:36:04] about where

[00:36:05] you can find,

[00:36:06] if he knows

[00:36:07] where to find

[00:36:08] Earth Elementals

[00:36:09] on Corvair?

[00:36:10] Mm-hmm.

[00:36:11] Guess we might as well

[00:36:12] before we head out.

[00:36:13] All right.

[00:36:14] So yeah,

[00:36:15] you guys trek out

[00:36:15] to the eastern hills.

[00:36:17] Basically,

[00:36:18] they're just like,

[00:36:18] they're not like

[00:36:19] anything spectacular.

[00:36:20] There's like barely

[00:36:20] a couple of ridges

[00:36:21] and some like

[00:36:24] rises in the earth

[00:36:25] where like some rock

[00:36:26] is exposed

[00:36:27] and there's a couple

[00:36:28] like little caves

[00:36:29] and stuff.

[00:36:30] You guys,

[00:36:31] as you guys get

[00:36:32] over there,

[00:36:32] you hear like

[00:36:33] the tinkering away

[00:36:35] of a pick

[00:36:36] on rock and such

[00:36:38] and the telltale

[00:36:39] signs of hee hee hee

[00:36:41] hee hee hee

[00:36:41] just echoing

[00:36:43] through the hills.

[00:36:45] I think we're

[00:36:46] getting close,

[00:36:46] guys.

[00:36:50] As you approach

[00:36:51] a,

[00:36:51] like you turn

[00:36:52] sort of a bend

[00:36:54] in the hills

[00:36:54] and you see

[00:36:55] a cave

[00:36:56] with a small

[00:36:58] like encampment

[00:37:00] just outside

[00:37:01] of it.

[00:37:02] Encampment?

[00:37:02] Yes,

[00:37:02] encampment.

[00:37:04] Encampment.

[00:37:06] And it's like

[00:37:06] just basically

[00:37:07] like a tent

[00:37:07] and a fire

[00:37:09] like campfire

[00:37:10] and such

[00:37:11] that's smoldering

[00:37:13] and yeah,

[00:37:14] you hear like

[00:37:14] the tink,

[00:37:14] tink,

[00:37:15] tink of picking

[00:37:16] inside the,

[00:37:17] just inside the cave.

[00:37:18] So,

[00:37:19] how do you

[00:37:19] make yourself known?

[00:37:24] Darl,

[00:37:24] come up with

[00:37:24] your hands up.

[00:37:28] Never catch me alive!

[00:37:29] Hopper!

[00:37:31] Hee hee hee!

[00:37:31] That's my name.

[00:37:32] As he walks out

[00:37:33] like hands up

[00:37:34] with his hat

[00:37:34] with his big ass.

[00:37:35] Yeah.

[00:37:36] He's,

[00:37:36] oh you old coot!

[00:37:38] What do you want?

[00:37:39] Hee hee!

[00:37:39] You son of a bitch!

[00:37:41] Um.

[00:37:44] Yes,

[00:37:44] this is,

[00:37:44] you see this

[00:37:45] for,

[00:37:45] for Merit

[00:37:47] and,

[00:37:47] uh,

[00:37:49] Kirk?

[00:37:50] Kirkless?

[00:37:51] Kirkless.

[00:37:51] Daniels.

[00:37:52] Yeah.

[00:37:52] I'm gonna be using

[00:37:53] the short form,

[00:37:53] sorry.

[00:38:01] Yeah,

[00:38:01] made to fit

[00:38:02] into a humanoid

[00:38:03] skeleton.

[00:38:05] Oh,

[00:38:05] so it's

[00:38:05] Conker.

[00:38:06] Kinda,

[00:38:07] yeah.

[00:38:07] Or like,

[00:38:07] uh,

[00:38:07] Bucky O'Hare.

[00:38:10] Um.

[00:38:10] Very,

[00:38:11] yeah.

[00:38:12] Um,

[00:38:13] and he's,

[00:38:14] he's a prospector.

[00:38:15] Rather mangy looking,

[00:38:16] he's got like a bug eye

[00:38:17] and like a,

[00:38:17] another normal eye.

[00:38:18] He's got prospector

[00:38:19] like pants on.

[00:38:21] Uh,

[00:38:22] like overalls.

[00:38:23] Yeah,

[00:38:23] basically overalls.

[00:38:24] Yeah,

[00:38:24] overall kind of things

[00:38:25] and suspenders.

[00:38:26] Uh,

[00:38:26] and he's got like a pick

[00:38:27] on all of these

[00:38:28] wheeling and such.

[00:38:29] Um,

[00:38:30] and,

[00:38:31] uh,

[00:38:32] he's definitely got a,

[00:38:34] like you,

[00:38:34] you look at it,

[00:38:34] it's like,

[00:38:34] he's definitely got a,

[00:38:36] you,

[00:38:36] you kind of felt that kind of,

[00:38:38] like the tinge of that fate.

[00:38:39] You,

[00:38:39] you felt that kind of mad,

[00:38:40] that weird magic around,

[00:38:42] around bottom of like,

[00:38:43] oh,

[00:38:44] he's Fae.

[00:38:45] Like,

[00:38:46] yeah,

[00:38:47] he's giving you a rash

[00:38:48] on your Jensen.

[00:38:49] I'm Fae.

[00:38:51] Yeah,

[00:38:51] well,

[00:38:51] you're descended,

[00:38:52] your elves are descended

[00:38:52] from,

[00:38:56] cousin.

[00:38:58] You son of a bitch.

[00:39:01] He's from pretty far south.

[00:39:02] Is he your cousin?

[00:39:04] Cause,

[00:39:04] here,

[00:39:05] that's like,

[00:39:07] third cousin twice removed.

[00:39:09] Anyway,

[00:39:12] twice removed from my house.

[00:39:13] it was like,

[00:39:14] yeah,

[00:39:14] what'd you want?

[00:39:15] What'd you want?

[00:39:17] Who's he in that wallow?

[00:39:18] Kind of earl.

[00:39:19] Yeah,

[00:39:20] crazy earl or something.

[00:39:21] Yeah.

[00:39:21] Um,

[00:39:23] uh,

[00:39:24] yeah,

[00:39:24] we're just checking out,

[00:39:25] you know,

[00:39:26] how's the mining going?

[00:39:27] Oh,

[00:39:28] got,

[00:39:28] got some more blocks for you.

[00:39:29] For that wall.

[00:39:31] Excellent.

[00:39:31] You,

[00:39:31] you can do this all by yourself.

[00:39:33] Oh yeah,

[00:39:34] oh yeah.

[00:39:35] Suspiciously square blocks.

[00:39:37] Yes.

[00:39:37] Mm-hmm.

[00:39:38] Perfectly.

[00:39:39] Square blocks.

[00:39:40] Do you have a cutting laser in there?

[00:39:43] Nope.

[00:39:44] Family secret.

[00:39:46] Minecraft.

[00:39:48] He's got like a diamond pickaxe,

[00:39:50] but it's like all pixely and shit.

[00:39:52] Yeah,

[00:39:52] yeah.

[00:39:53] Um,

[00:39:54] yeah,

[00:39:54] uh,

[00:39:55] okay,

[00:39:55] cool.

[00:39:55] Either way,

[00:39:56] also,

[00:39:56] uh,

[00:39:57] we are in need of an earth elemental potentially,

[00:40:01] or a cart powered by an earth elemental.

[00:40:04] Uh-huh.

[00:40:04] Because we need to be able to go to and fro from the more moons a lot easier,

[00:40:09] because that's the reason that the shots here.

[00:40:11] Mm-hmm.

[00:40:11] Would you happen to have an in on anything like that?

[00:40:15] I don't know.

[00:40:16] We're going to get a,

[00:40:16] I mean,

[00:40:18] like a,

[00:40:18] like a elemental lag card is something like,

[00:40:20] that's one of them fancy gnomes make them.

[00:40:23] Mm-hmm.

[00:40:24] Um,

[00:40:24] but,

[00:40:25] uh,

[00:40:25] yeah,

[00:40:26] I can get,

[00:40:26] if you're looking for an earth elemental to bind,

[00:40:28] I,

[00:40:28] I got,

[00:40:29] I got,

[00:40:29] I think I got a,

[00:40:29] uh,

[00:40:30] uh,

[00:40:30] pretty decent,

[00:40:31] uh,

[00:40:32] target,

[00:40:33] or target,

[00:40:34] uh,

[00:40:34] target rich environment that you can find.

[00:40:36] Okay.

[00:40:37] You see,

[00:40:37] you gotta go to the,

[00:40:39] uh,

[00:40:39] when I was,

[00:40:39] I was,

[00:40:40] I was at East,

[00:40:41] uh,

[00:40:42] a ways,

[00:40:42] uh,

[00:40:42] back before I met you guys,

[00:40:44] at the,

[00:40:44] uh,

[00:40:45] the End World Mountains.

[00:40:46] You know,

[00:40:47] that,

[00:40:47] uh,

[00:40:47] that big mountain range that,

[00:40:49] that,

[00:40:49] uh,

[00:40:49] borders the Talenta Plains and the,

[00:40:51] uh,

[00:40:51] and,

[00:40:52] uh,

[00:40:52] and Kabara.

[00:40:53] Sure.

[00:40:54] Yeah,

[00:40:54] you know the ones.

[00:40:56] Yeah.

[00:40:57] Um,

[00:40:59] that right there.

[00:40:59] Oh, yeah.

[00:41:00] Yeah,

[00:41:00] on the map.

[00:41:01] Yeah.

[00:41:01] yeah,

[00:41:02] the End World Mountains are,

[00:41:06] um,

[00:41:06] from you guys.

[00:41:07] Yeah.

[00:41:09] well,

[00:41:09] I,

[00:41:09] I,

[00:41:09] I don't know,

[00:41:09] Mark.

[00:41:10] Hmm?

[00:41:10] I don't miss no,

[00:41:11] it's not the End World.

[00:41:13] Yeah,

[00:41:13] there's stuff after it.

[00:41:14] I know.

[00:41:15] Well,

[00:41:15] please,

[00:41:15] um,

[00:41:17] well,

[00:41:18] when I was out in them,

[00:41:18] in them,

[00:41:19] their hills,

[00:41:20] uh,

[00:41:20] that's where I saw a couple of,

[00:41:22] uh,

[00:41:22] a couple of Earth Elementals.

[00:41:24] Uh,

[00:41:24] they seem to be,

[00:41:25] like,

[00:41:25] roaming around in some of the ravines.

[00:41:27] I might be able to find the same place,

[00:41:29] although,

[00:41:29] it was a couple,

[00:41:30] it was a while ago.

[00:41:32] I was drinking at the time.

[00:41:35] Um,

[00:41:36] if you were drinking again,

[00:41:37] would,

[00:41:38] while,

[00:41:39] uh,

[00:41:39] being out there,

[00:41:40] would that help?

[00:41:41] Oh,

[00:41:41] most assured.

[00:41:42] Okay,

[00:41:42] cool.

[00:41:42] But,

[00:41:42] I mean,

[00:41:43] it would have to be the same exact kind of,

[00:41:44] kind of drink I was drinking.

[00:41:46] And that's a fermented carrot juice.

[00:41:49] Okay.

[00:41:49] Fermented Talenta Plains carrot juice.

[00:41:52] You can only get it from certain half-land clans,

[00:41:54] that roam the,

[00:41:56] the Talenta Plains.

[00:41:57] Okay.

[00:41:57] So,

[00:41:58] I'd like to point out,

[00:42:01] that,

[00:42:01] we wanted to go,

[00:42:03] on a,

[00:42:04] um,

[00:42:05] I know,

[00:42:05] I know,

[00:42:06] I know.

[00:42:07] So,

[00:42:08] in,

[00:42:09] in order to do the heist,

[00:42:11] to the east,

[00:42:13] you have to go,

[00:42:14] to the west,

[00:42:15] we have to go out east,

[00:42:16] but first we have to go northeast,

[00:42:19] yep,

[00:42:19] to do that side quest,

[00:42:21] to open up that side quest,

[00:42:23] so then we can do the main quest.

[00:42:24] Yeah.

[00:42:24] So,

[00:42:24] we have a fetch quest,

[00:42:26] we have a fetch quest,

[00:42:27] within a fetch quest.

[00:42:28] Have you not figured out the motif of this campaign?

[00:42:30] Yeah.

[00:42:30] It's fetch quests all the way fucking down.

[00:42:33] Yeah,

[00:42:33] a little bit.

[00:42:35] Literally,

[00:42:36] from day one,

[00:42:37] this game has been nothing but fetch quests.

[00:42:40] They just keep popping up.

[00:42:41] Yeah,

[00:42:41] we need you guys to go here and get this thing,

[00:42:43] then when we get there,

[00:42:44] yeah,

[00:42:45] we,

[00:42:45] but before we give you that thing,

[00:42:47] we need you to go do this,

[00:42:49] and go get this.

[00:42:50] Yeah.

[00:42:50] In my defense,

[00:42:51] the last two,

[00:42:52] the last two major adventures that have like,

[00:42:54] occupied like the ten sessions prior,

[00:42:55] were pre-generated.

[00:42:57] Yes.

[00:42:58] I,

[00:42:58] I'm coming up with this on my own.

[00:42:59] I think I'm doing pretty good emulating what has happened in the past.

[00:43:02] Yes.

[00:43:03] Does another settlement need our help?

[00:43:06] Always.

[00:43:07] Yeah.

[00:43:08] But it's fine,

[00:43:09] because no matter where we go,

[00:43:10] we will get,

[00:43:10] um,

[00:43:11] more people to move to a shop.

[00:43:13] Yeah.

[00:43:14] Because we'll just convince more people.

[00:43:15] It's true.

[00:43:16] We need to find another Sarah.

[00:43:17] Yeah.

[00:43:18] Yeah.

[00:43:20] It's bound to be thousands.

[00:43:23] Waitresses all of the plans.

[00:43:24] Maybe find a halfling dinosaur rider named Sarah.

[00:43:27] Mm-hmm.

[00:43:28] Yeah,

[00:43:28] we got one of the Tullenta Plans at some point,

[00:43:30] one,

[00:43:30] one point or another anyways.

[00:43:32] Yeah,

[00:43:32] so,

[00:43:33] Mayor,

[00:43:33] I don't know,

[00:43:34] uh,

[00:43:34] we've talked about like Tullenta Plans.

[00:43:36] Tullenta Plans is basically halfling nomadic clans that have done,

[00:43:40] that,

[00:43:41] uh,

[00:43:41] ride and hunt dinosaurs.

[00:43:46] They,

[00:43:46] they have,

[00:43:47] they have Velociraptor companions known as,

[00:43:49] uh,

[00:43:49] known as,

[00:43:50] like Shark Claws or something like that.

[00:43:52] They,

[00:43:53] they hurt,

[00:43:54] they hunt down herds of Ankylosaur and Stegosaurus and Triceratopses like Buffalo.

[00:44:00] And occasionally come,

[00:44:01] have,

[00:44:02] get run-ins with Tyrannosaurus Rexes and Pteranodons.

[00:44:05] It's halflings in Ark.

[00:44:07] Yeah.

[00:44:07] Yeah.

[00:44:07] It's basically halflings in Ark.

[00:44:09] Mm-hmm.

[00:44:09] It's halfling dinosaur hunter.

[00:44:11] We're the opponent.

[00:44:12] Our battle will be legendary.

[00:44:14] It's Frodo dinosaur hunter.

[00:44:16] Yeah.

[00:44:17] Yeah,

[00:44:17] we'll bet.

[00:44:18] Like,

[00:44:20] fucko.

[00:44:21] It's like,

[00:44:22] the Shire Mad Max edition.

[00:44:24] Yeah,

[00:44:24] basically.

[00:44:25] But no,

[00:44:25] no,

[00:44:26] it's,

[00:44:26] it's the Shire with Cadillacs and dinosaurs.

[00:44:30] But he's like,

[00:44:31] the American age.

[00:44:32] No,

[00:44:33] they're not really barbarians.

[00:44:34] Barbarians are,

[00:44:35] they're more,

[00:44:35] they're rangers and druids and,

[00:44:37] or not druids,

[00:44:38] I guess they're,

[00:44:38] they're more like rangers and such.

[00:44:40] Um,

[00:44:41] in,

[00:44:41] in the Tullenta Plains.

[00:44:42] The,

[00:44:42] the barbarians are the,

[00:44:43] are the Conan-esque tribes that live in the demon waste on the west,

[00:44:47] on the,

[00:44:47] the west side.

[00:44:48] No,

[00:44:50] I always picture those halflings as barbarians.

[00:44:52] Well,

[00:44:52] that's kind of.

[00:44:53] I don't have the idea of a halfling raging.

[00:44:55] That's fair.

[00:44:56] Yeah.

[00:44:57] There's,

[00:44:58] there's probably some barbarians in there,

[00:45:00] their plans,

[00:45:00] but.

[00:45:01] Have a taste of my impotent fury.

[00:45:06] Hell,

[00:45:06] there could be,

[00:45:06] even be some,

[00:45:07] uh,

[00:45:07] barbarian,

[00:45:08] some halfling barbarians in the,

[00:45:09] uh,

[00:45:09] demon wastes.

[00:45:12] So,

[00:45:13] yeah.

[00:45:13] Um.

[00:45:14] Oh,

[00:45:14] now we need to get a halfling drunk in,

[00:45:16] um,

[00:45:17] Asheville.

[00:45:18] Mm.

[00:45:19] So that the whole bar,

[00:45:21] the whole bar of Asheville contains some infinite fury.

[00:45:26] God.

[00:45:28] Wow.

[00:45:29] Wow.

[00:45:30] My God.

[00:45:31] But also,

[00:45:32] yes.

[00:45:35] Like,

[00:45:36] that's terrible,

[00:45:36] but let's do it.

[00:45:38] Now,

[00:45:38] you guys also,

[00:45:40] if you guys don't want to go into the Talented Plains,

[00:45:41] like,

[00:45:42] like a whole thing,

[00:45:43] you do technically have a favor,

[00:45:46] you guys do technically have a boon from a,

[00:45:51] halfling clan turned mob,

[00:45:54] or turned mafia.

[00:45:55] Yeah.

[00:45:55] In Sharn.

[00:45:56] If you want to teleport to Sharn,

[00:45:58] uh,

[00:45:59] and,

[00:45:59] and see if you can get your,

[00:46:00] uh,

[00:46:01] your contact there to give you this fermented carrot wine,

[00:46:04] or carrot juice.

[00:46:07] And kind of streamline the thing.

[00:46:09] Like,

[00:46:09] I'm just pointing out,

[00:46:09] like,

[00:46:10] you'll,

[00:46:10] you don't,

[00:46:11] you could go into the,

[00:46:12] into the,

[00:46:12] into the Talented Plains,

[00:46:13] and find a,

[00:46:14] a clan to.

[00:46:15] So we can forego the other fetch quest by doing a different fetch quest.

[00:46:19] Yes,

[00:46:19] which gets us in deeper in with the mob.

[00:46:22] Why don't we just use our boon with the mob to get us the elemental?

[00:46:25] Or,

[00:46:25] the cart itself.

[00:46:27] Or the cart itself.

[00:46:27] The land cart itself,

[00:46:28] yeah.

[00:46:29] Let's just skip the whole series of music.

[00:46:32] So,

[00:46:32] I like to imagine,

[00:46:33] like,

[00:46:33] you guys,

[00:46:33] like,

[00:46:34] discussing this,

[00:46:34] like,

[00:46:35] I'm gonna do this,

[00:46:36] and then this,

[00:46:36] and then,

[00:46:37] and then,

[00:46:37] why don't we just,

[00:46:39] wait,

[00:46:40] why don't you guys just use your boon with the mob and charm,

[00:46:42] and just get a fucking earth,

[00:46:44] like,

[00:46:44] an elementally bound cart from them.

[00:46:46] Because that's skipping all of the work that our dungeon master did.

[00:46:50] Yeah.

[00:46:50] Guys,

[00:46:50] I didn't really do a whole,

[00:46:51] I'm gonna be,

[00:46:52] I'll be improv in this whole thing.

[00:46:54] It's the difference between,

[00:46:55] like,

[00:46:56] this session will be entirely improved.

[00:46:57] It's the difference between buying a finished hot rod,

[00:47:00] and making a hot rod yourself.

[00:47:02] That's the difference.

[00:47:04] Yeah,

[00:47:05] I mean,

[00:47:05] we can build it to have racing stripes and stuff.

[00:47:08] Yeah,

[00:47:08] I mean,

[00:47:09] we can paint it.

[00:47:09] That'll even go faster.

[00:47:10] We can,

[00:47:10] we can also just paint it after.

[00:47:12] But,

[00:47:12] it's the emotional attachment to,

[00:47:15] of like,

[00:47:15] I made this,

[00:47:16] you know,

[00:47:17] you made this together.

[00:47:18] We did our,

[00:47:19] we had our blood,

[00:47:20] sweat,

[00:47:20] and tears put into this,

[00:47:21] instead of just our money.

[00:47:23] Let's just get it from the mob.

[00:47:24] Okay,

[00:47:25] fine.

[00:47:26] That's up to you guys.

[00:47:27] If you want to,

[00:47:28] the only problem with getting it from the mob,

[00:47:30] is that that that's all the way in charm.

[00:47:32] Which,

[00:47:32] yes,

[00:47:32] I can teleport there.

[00:47:34] Mm-hmm.

[00:47:35] I can't teleport back with it.

[00:47:38] That is too loud.

[00:47:39] Which means I'm relegated to traveling 15 miles an hour getting back.

[00:47:44] Why,

[00:47:45] why can you only teleport one way?

[00:47:47] Because it's too big.

[00:47:50] Oh,

[00:47:51] I see.

[00:47:51] Another thing,

[00:47:52] if you contact Captain,

[00:47:53] well,

[00:47:54] not to throw,

[00:47:54] like,

[00:47:55] just putting this out there.

[00:47:56] If you contact a Captain,

[00:47:57] perhaps you can contact a Captain Twilo,

[00:47:59] he would be able to get,

[00:48:00] uh,

[00:48:00] be able to,

[00:48:01] um,

[00:48:01] get you to charm,

[00:48:03] or at least meet you,

[00:48:04] maybe he's near charm,

[00:48:05] you don't know where he is,

[00:48:07] um,

[00:48:08] to,

[00:48:09] to,

[00:48:10] you teleport to charm,

[00:48:11] make the,

[00:48:12] the deal with the,

[00:48:13] uh,

[00:48:13] the,

[00:48:13] the mob.

[00:48:15] Contact Captain Twilo,

[00:48:16] see where he is.

[00:48:16] If he's close to charm,

[00:48:17] charm,

[00:48:17] you can then use him.

[00:48:18] It's only a two hour,

[00:48:20] or a two day journey.

[00:48:21] It's only about a two day journey from,

[00:48:23] from charm to,

[00:48:24] uh,

[00:48:25] a shot by airship.

[00:48:28] Charon is in the dagger river.

[00:48:30] It's like down here.

[00:48:32] Yeah.

[00:48:33] Yeah.

[00:48:33] It's in there somewhere.

[00:48:34] Oh my good God.

[00:48:35] All the way over there.

[00:48:36] Yeah.

[00:48:37] Yeah.

[00:48:37] You guys are looking about like three days by,

[00:48:39] by,

[00:48:39] uh,

[00:48:40] about two to three days by,

[00:48:41] uh,

[00:48:42] by rail,

[00:48:43] um,

[00:48:43] or by,

[00:48:44] by airship.

[00:48:45] Mm.

[00:48:46] Yeah.

[00:48:46] It's like going to Alberta.

[00:48:48] Yeah.

[00:48:49] On a train.

[00:48:52] Motherfucker.

[00:48:52] A shitty train that doesn't go that fast.

[00:48:54] Yeah.

[00:48:55] Well,

[00:48:55] I mean,

[00:48:55] it's fast enough,

[00:48:56] fast for a feudal era,

[00:48:58] for,

[00:48:58] for a world that was once a like medieval land.

[00:49:01] So,

[00:49:04] but,

[00:49:04] uh,

[00:49:04] yeah.

[00:49:05] So,

[00:49:08] okay.

[00:49:09] Uh,

[00:49:12] my room on,

[00:49:14] the captain's ship.

[00:49:16] Yeah.

[00:49:18] I remember what it looks like.

[00:49:19] Yeah.

[00:49:21] Yes.

[00:49:22] I can tell.

[00:49:23] Actually,

[00:49:24] roll insight.

[00:49:25] Do you remember it?

[00:49:26] Do you have eidetic memory of it?

[00:49:32] Did we ride the ship after he got his tiara?

[00:49:34] Yeah.

[00:49:40] Uh,

[00:49:41] insight?

[00:49:41] Yeah.

[00:49:42] Hmm.

[00:49:43] Okay.

[00:49:44] Um,

[00:49:46] 17?

[00:49:47] Okay.

[00:49:47] Yeah.

[00:49:48] You,

[00:49:48] you know,

[00:49:49] uh,

[00:49:49] you know,

[00:49:49] the,

[00:49:50] uh,

[00:49:51] the,

[00:49:51] the,

[00:49:51] the,

[00:49:51] the basis outlook of it,

[00:49:57] the platonic ideal of the idea of that,

[00:50:00] of that room.

[00:50:02] okay.

[00:50:04] I mean,

[00:50:04] I could,

[00:50:05] you're teleport straight onto the ship.

[00:50:07] Hmm.

[00:50:09] Assuming they haven't changed the room around too much.

[00:50:11] Yep.

[00:50:12] And then he refused to,

[00:50:14] to a,

[00:50:15] to a bed.

[00:50:18] Or on a completely different ship.

[00:50:22] Yeah.

[00:50:23] Yeah.

[00:50:23] He had kept two little switch.

[00:50:24] Yeah,

[00:50:25] he sold that ship.

[00:50:26] Hey,

[00:50:26] I did not want it anymore.

[00:50:28] Hmm.

[00:50:29] Excuse.

[00:50:30] Excuse.

[00:50:31] All right.

[00:50:32] So are you going to just teleport to,

[00:50:33] to that?

[00:50:36] It depends.

[00:50:36] What do you guys think?

[00:50:37] Did we just,

[00:50:38] did we decide we're actually going to like talk to the mob and do this?

[00:50:42] Or should we just,

[00:50:43] you know,

[00:50:43] just go to Tronish now,

[00:50:45] just the normal way,

[00:50:47] the hard way.

[00:50:47] You could just walk.

[00:50:48] Yeah.

[00:50:49] Yeah.

[00:50:49] You could just walk.

[00:50:49] It's just going to be some survival,

[00:50:51] some survival roles to try and like not get lost in the mists.

[00:50:54] And if we get the cart,

[00:50:56] then we have the cart.

[00:50:57] We do need the cart,

[00:50:59] but do we need the cart now is the thing.

[00:51:02] Should we jump on doing this?

[00:51:04] Is the bank going anywhere?

[00:51:06] The bank isn't going anywhere.

[00:51:07] It hasn't gone anywhere for five years.

[00:51:09] Yeah.

[00:51:10] You also don't know anything about,

[00:51:11] like it might be like,

[00:51:12] this could be like a thing you may want to like look into,

[00:51:15] like what,

[00:51:16] what,

[00:51:17] because you don't know.

[00:51:18] First off,

[00:51:19] you guys are Joe blows.

[00:51:20] I don't imagine any of you guys have a history of like the banks themselves.

[00:51:24] You don't know what kind of bolt it would be.

[00:51:25] You don't know what kind of,

[00:51:27] which bank it would be.

[00:51:28] I worked out of that town.

[00:51:29] So yeah,

[00:51:30] you would know,

[00:51:30] you would have a basically like,

[00:51:32] you'd be able to know,

[00:51:32] like you'd have no enough to like do some,

[00:51:35] go and get some research done.

[00:51:36] Yeah.

[00:51:36] To like,

[00:51:37] what kind of bank was it?

[00:51:38] Which bank,

[00:51:38] was it the,

[00:51:39] the,

[00:51:39] the Sear first bank or was it like,

[00:51:41] like,

[00:51:42] was it Tronish,

[00:51:42] was the Tronish bank of Montreal or the bank of the bank,

[00:51:45] the,

[00:51:45] the bank of the troll or the,

[00:51:49] yeah,

[00:51:50] like it's that kind of stuff you need to find out because you need to find out

[00:51:53] like what kind of vault it was.

[00:51:55] That Moragold used for that bank specifically,

[00:51:58] which you could find out if you do some,

[00:52:00] like some investigating and some researching.

[00:52:03] It's a TD bank.

[00:52:04] Tronish Dominion.

[00:52:05] Yeah.

[00:52:05] Yeah.

[00:52:06] Yeah.

[00:52:07] Or the Tronish district bank.

[00:52:09] Yeah.

[00:52:09] The TD bank.

[00:52:10] Mm-hmm.

[00:52:12] Or Tronish dwarves bank.

[00:52:14] And the other reason to get the land card is if we recover the contents of the,

[00:52:21] of the bank.

[00:52:22] And there's a lot of it more than my bag of holding and,

[00:52:26] um,

[00:52:27] your Habersack or in the Habersack,

[00:52:28] Habersack and hold,

[00:52:29] we need a reliable transportation method to get it back.

[00:52:34] Yeah.

[00:52:34] That's not wrong.

[00:52:35] And something that doesn't get lost with that kind of valuables in it.

[00:52:40] And where we don't get lost.

[00:52:42] Cause for all we know,

[00:52:44] two of us can get lost on the way back with one person on the cart and then they get ambushed

[00:52:48] and everything gets stolen.

[00:52:49] Yeah.

[00:52:51] And you know who might know something about bank vaults is the mob.

[00:52:55] That's also true.

[00:52:55] You could definitely use your,

[00:52:56] that could be your,

[00:52:57] what you use for your boom.

[00:52:59] Yeah.

[00:52:59] True.

[00:52:59] True.

[00:53:01] But they would also want to cut.

[00:53:03] Yeah.

[00:53:03] A large cut.

[00:53:04] Well,

[00:53:05] that'd be,

[00:53:05] that'd be up to you,

[00:53:06] uh,

[00:53:06] to some,

[00:53:06] uh,

[00:53:07] negotiations.

[00:53:08] Like what kind of a cut they want.

[00:53:09] Cause they're all the way out in Charm,

[00:53:11] but this is like,

[00:53:12] this could be a good deal for you guys.

[00:53:13] Cause it's like,

[00:53:14] Hey,

[00:53:14] uh,

[00:53:15] you're going to go after that belt?

[00:53:16] Why don't you go get the,

[00:53:17] some of the other vaults,

[00:53:18] the other cities.

[00:53:20] In fact,

[00:53:20] uh,

[00:53:20] we'll,

[00:53:21] we'll give you a cut for,

[00:53:22] for,

[00:53:22] for,

[00:53:22] uh,

[00:53:22] for,

[00:53:23] for fencing the goods.

[00:53:26] Like that kind of thing.

[00:53:27] Mm-hmm.

[00:53:30] How deep do we want to be in with the mob guys?

[00:53:33] As far as mobs go,

[00:53:35] I will say,

[00:53:36] as far as mobs go,

[00:53:37] somebody roll me an insight.

[00:53:42] For like a knowledge to,

[00:53:43] to,

[00:53:44] uh,

[00:53:44] yeah.

[00:53:44] How'd you get in with the mob in the first place?

[00:53:47] It was actually from your first adventure guys.

[00:53:50] Well,

[00:53:50] it was like him specifically.

[00:53:52] Yeah,

[00:53:52] from your first adventure.

[00:53:53] You guys,

[00:53:54] I'm asking why,

[00:53:55] I don't remember.

[00:53:55] You guys inadvertently helped the mob.

[00:53:58] 23.

[00:53:58] 23.

[00:53:59] When you were dealing with that,

[00:53:59] uh,

[00:53:59] that,

[00:54:00] that half-ogre guy,

[00:54:01] uh,

[00:54:02] woman.

[00:54:02] Oh,

[00:54:03] okay.

[00:54:03] What was it?

[00:54:05] 23.

[00:54:05] 23?

[00:54:06] Okay.

[00:54:07] Um,

[00:54:07] you do know,

[00:54:09] um,

[00:54:10] in,

[00:54:10] in Sharn,

[00:54:11] there were several mobs.

[00:54:12] There were several mobs,

[00:54:13] uh,

[00:54:14] uh,

[00:54:14] gang,

[00:54:14] or,

[00:54:15] uh,

[00:54:15] gangs and cartels.

[00:54:17] Um,

[00:54:18] the one that was,

[00:54:19] Is there one mob called Gideon?

[00:54:20] No.

[00:54:21] No?

[00:54:21] No mob Gideon?

[00:54:23] No.

[00:54:24] The grand mob Gideon?

[00:54:25] Yeah.

[00:54:26] I hate you all.

[00:54:27] I'm watching Mandalorian.

[00:54:29] Me alone.

[00:54:32] Um,

[00:54:32] where the hell is it?

[00:54:33] Oh yeah,

[00:54:34] it's,

[00:54:34] um,

[00:54:36] yeah,

[00:54:37] basically,

[00:54:37] um,

[00:54:38] the,

[00:54:38] the game that you guys have kind of gotten a boon from is the Boromar clan,

[00:54:42] which,

[00:54:43] Boromir clan.

[00:54:44] Right,

[00:54:44] the guy that was it.

[00:54:44] Oh yeah,

[00:54:45] the Boromir clan,

[00:54:45] yeah,

[00:54:45] those guys,

[00:54:46] yeah.

[00:54:46] Um,

[00:54:47] they are,

[00:54:48] their,

[00:54:48] their head honcho was a halfling who effectively has become,

[00:54:51] I believe,

[00:54:52] as far as I know,

[00:54:53] the leader of the Adventures Guild in Sharn.

[00:54:55] Boromir.

[00:54:56] But he's also the head of the Boromir clan,

[00:54:58] um,

[00:54:59] like,

[00:54:59] mafia.

[00:55:01] So,

[00:55:03] okay.

[00:55:05] So you could,

[00:55:06] yeah,

[00:55:07] you,

[00:55:07] you,

[00:55:08] he's dorking.

[00:55:10] Yeah.

[00:55:13] So that is,

[00:55:14] that is something to consider.

[00:55:16] Uh,

[00:55:16] and as far as,

[00:55:17] like,

[00:55:17] as far as mafias go,

[00:55:20] I mean,

[00:55:20] he's not the worst.

[00:55:23] He's not the one that's selling,

[00:55:24] uh,

[00:55:25] a drug that is like,

[00:55:26] that is,

[00:55:27] uh,

[00:55:27] killing and ruining,

[00:55:29] like,

[00:55:29] brellish lives.

[00:55:30] Um,

[00:55:31] that's happening,

[00:55:31] like,

[00:55:32] that,

[00:55:32] that's mostly,

[00:55:33] like,

[00:55:33] from one of the,

[00:55:34] uh,

[00:55:34] the monstrous races.

[00:55:35] And like,

[00:55:36] uh,

[00:55:36] from some group in the,

[00:55:37] uh,

[00:55:37] in the Shadow Marches.

[00:55:39] And like,

[00:55:39] those affiliated,

[00:55:40] uh,

[00:55:40] mafia families.

[00:55:43] Okay.

[00:55:44] So.

[00:55:46] All right,

[00:55:47] so are we doing this?

[00:55:53] Gentlemen.

[00:55:55] Probably should.

[00:55:56] All right.

[00:55:57] Then I will grab both of them by their sleeves

[00:56:00] and teleport us to Sharn.

[00:56:02] Goodbye,

[00:56:03] Darl.

[00:56:04] Goodbye.

[00:56:05] You just hear him,

[00:56:06] like,

[00:56:07] like,

[00:56:07] slowly,

[00:56:07] like,

[00:56:08] drift off as you teleport through.

[00:56:11] And,

[00:56:11] uh,

[00:56:11] so are you teleporting to,

[00:56:13] to Captain Twilo's,

[00:56:14] uh,

[00:56:15] ship?

[00:56:15] Or to Sharn?

[00:56:17] Ah,

[00:56:17] Captain Twilo's ship.

[00:56:18] Okay.

[00:56:19] Roll percentiles.

[00:56:22] Plural?

[00:56:23] Yeah.

[00:56:26] See where you end up.

[00:56:30] Because it is a moving ship.

[00:56:39] 27.

[00:56:41] Okay.

[00:56:41] 27?

[00:56:42] Yeah.

[00:56:44] I gotta check and see how on target I am.

[00:56:56] 95?

[00:56:57] Jesus Christ.

[00:56:59] Okay.

[00:57:01] Well,

[00:57:01] I know what's happening with you.

[00:57:03] Low,

[00:57:04] good or bad?

[00:57:04] Low was good.

[00:57:05] Really?

[00:57:06] Yeah.

[00:57:06] And it was also a pretty high,

[00:57:08] like,

[00:57:09] threshold,

[00:57:09] but you went over that threshold.

[00:57:13] Like,

[00:57:14] the number I had in my head,

[00:57:15] it was like,

[00:57:15] oh,

[00:57:15] I'll make it pretty,

[00:57:15] like,

[00:57:16] easy.

[00:57:16] But then,

[00:57:16] like,

[00:57:17] it's like,

[00:57:17] oh,

[00:57:17] okay,

[00:57:17] 27,

[00:57:18] and then you're like,

[00:57:18] 95.

[00:57:19] I was like,

[00:57:22] stop shaking.

[00:57:23] She can't help it,

[00:57:24] it's her nerves.

[00:57:25] It's not that she's like,

[00:57:27] afraid or anything,

[00:57:28] it's literally just like,

[00:57:29] her muscles and stuff.

[00:57:31] Even when I'm not here,

[00:57:32] she shakes?

[00:57:32] Yes.

[00:57:33] Okay.

[00:57:33] Yeah,

[00:57:33] this is not my fault.

[00:57:35] Honestly,

[00:57:36] like,

[00:57:36] yeah,

[00:57:36] again,

[00:57:37] she will sometimes,

[00:57:38] like,

[00:57:38] her legs will just give out,

[00:57:39] so.

[00:57:41] Um,

[00:57:41] and this is a location that I would be very familiar with,

[00:57:44] yes?

[00:57:45] Yep.

[00:57:45] I mean,

[00:57:46] I lived there for a few days.

[00:57:47] Yeah.

[00:57:48] Okay.

[00:57:49] Okay,

[00:57:49] so then a 58 is on target.

[00:57:52] Okay.

[00:57:53] So you're fine.

[00:57:56] Copper is fine.

[00:57:57] Sorry.

[00:57:59] I can't remember your name.

[00:58:00] Because we didn't do a name,

[00:58:01] we didn't do character,

[00:58:02] uh,

[00:58:03] uh,

[00:58:03] Fintan.

[00:58:04] Fintan Polaris.

[00:58:05] Yeah,

[00:58:06] Fintan Polaris.

[00:58:06] Uh,

[00:58:07] you're,

[00:58:07] you're fine.

[00:58:08] Copper,

[00:58:09] you're fine.

[00:58:10] You guys are like,

[00:58:11] I'm like,

[00:58:12] ah,

[00:58:12] we got there.

[00:58:13] Where's,

[00:58:14] where's Kirk?

[00:58:14] And then you hear like a knocking on the window as,

[00:58:18] you,

[00:58:18] uh,

[00:58:19] you,

[00:58:19] you teleported outside the ship and managed to grab onto the windowsill of the,

[00:58:24] of the,

[00:58:25] of the,

[00:58:25] of the window,

[00:58:26] like the,

[00:58:26] the observation window.

[00:58:28] That damn window.

[00:58:29] You almost died in that window.

[00:58:31] Yeah.

[00:58:31] It was,

[00:58:32] it looks like,

[00:58:32] you notice,

[00:58:33] it's like,

[00:58:33] oh,

[00:58:33] it looks like this one's been fixed.

[00:58:35] It's fairly like,

[00:58:36] that's some fairly new paneling as you fall,

[00:58:37] as you're like hanging from,

[00:58:39] like hundreds of hundreds of,

[00:58:41] of,

[00:58:41] of meters from the ground.

[00:58:43] I have the worst time traveling.

[00:58:47] It's magic,

[00:58:48] man.

[00:58:48] That's the problem.

[00:58:49] Yeah.

[00:58:49] Yeah.

[00:58:49] That's fair.

[00:58:50] Okay.

[00:58:50] I'll,

[00:58:50] I'll roll over and help him.

[00:58:52] Yeah.

[00:58:52] Yeah.

[00:58:53] Yeah.

[00:58:54] No,

[00:58:54] no,

[00:58:55] no roll right.

[00:58:55] You're like,

[00:58:56] shit,

[00:58:56] open the door.

[00:58:58] There's like a blustering winds from like the,

[00:59:00] from the altitude and you managed to pull him back in.

[00:59:04] And,

[00:59:04] uh,

[00:59:04] comforted hives.

[00:59:05] Yeah.

[00:59:06] Yeah.

[00:59:06] Uh,

[00:59:07] and that's when like,

[00:59:08] uh,

[00:59:08] the door like bursts open and there's like a,

[00:59:11] a ship,

[00:59:12] a ship guard or ship,

[00:59:14] a shipman's there.

[00:59:14] And then like a minute,

[00:59:15] like he's got his,

[00:59:16] his cutlass out.

[00:59:17] It's like,

[00:59:17] Harley.

[00:59:19] What?

[00:59:20] And then out,

[00:59:20] out from the door as well,

[00:59:22] like comes,

[00:59:22] uh,

[00:59:22] Captain Twilo,

[00:59:23] uh,

[00:59:23] in all his,

[00:59:24] in all his,

[00:59:25] his,

[00:59:26] um,

[00:59:27] uh,

[00:59:28] uh,

[00:59:28] former pirate,

[00:59:29] uh,

[00:59:29] regalia and like,

[00:59:31] and splendor.

[00:59:31] And it's like,

[00:59:32] who is up?

[00:59:36] Copper.

[00:59:38] You guy.

[00:59:39] You guy.

[00:59:41] Cap.

[00:59:43] How's it going?

[00:59:45] Uh,

[00:59:45] not bad.

[00:59:46] Not bad.

[00:59:47] What,

[00:59:47] what are you doing on my ship?

[00:59:49] How'd you get here?

[00:59:50] Magic.

[00:59:52] Ah,

[00:59:52] I am.

[00:59:53] Yes.

[00:59:53] No,

[00:59:54] you're not.

[00:59:54] I am.

[00:59:56] He is a wizard.

[00:59:57] Yes.

[00:59:57] I'm,

[00:59:58] I didn't do this,

[00:59:59] but I am a wizard.

[01:00:00] All right.

[01:00:01] I'm an artificer actually.

[01:00:02] Does this mean that you're going to take me upon my offer of,

[01:00:05] of going to Zendrick?

[01:00:08] Ooh.

[01:00:11] But not today.

[01:00:14] Ah,

[01:00:14] then,

[01:00:15] then why are you here?

[01:00:16] Put the fuck up my ship.

[01:00:19] Guards?

[01:00:21] Get off and walk the bike.

[01:00:23] Because we need to go to Sharn.

[01:00:26] Well,

[01:00:26] you are in luck.

[01:00:27] We are about to approach Sharn.

[01:00:30] Fantastic.

[01:00:31] Sorry.

[01:00:32] You're fantastic.

[01:00:33] Ah,

[01:00:34] I like you guys so much.

[01:00:37] Or should I kill you personally inside?

[01:00:40] I'm actually a father.

[01:00:41] Oh,

[01:00:41] okay.

[01:00:42] You normally hate our puns.

[01:00:44] Yeah,

[01:00:44] but I'm playing a character.

[01:00:45] Yeah,

[01:00:45] so the character's okay with it,

[01:00:46] but you inside,

[01:00:47] you are like burning hate.

[01:00:48] I'll say I don't mind it.

[01:00:49] Okay.

[01:00:50] Chris has grown to love them.

[01:00:51] Yeah.

[01:00:51] We've converted them.

[01:00:53] Yeah.

[01:00:53] It's stopped.

[01:00:53] It's stopped.

[01:00:54] I was joking.

[01:00:55] I was joking.

[01:00:56] You know,

[01:00:57] I've been telling dad jokes for years,

[01:00:58] but I'm not even a father.

[01:01:00] I guess that makes me a faux pas.

[01:01:05] Okay,

[01:01:06] now get out my room.

[01:01:06] Yeah,

[01:01:07] that's enough.

[01:01:08] That's too much.

[01:01:09] Your next role is at disadvantage.

[01:01:11] Yeah.

[01:01:11] Yeah.

[01:01:13] Yeah,

[01:01:13] I'll start doing that now.

[01:01:15] Yeah.

[01:01:15] But anyway,

[01:01:16] yeah,

[01:01:16] so yeah,

[01:01:17] the ship,

[01:01:19] I cannot remember what the ship is called.

[01:01:20] It's like something,

[01:01:21] the Gilded Sparrow or something.

[01:01:25] The Gilded Sparrow.

[01:01:26] Oh.

[01:01:28] That is a very different thing.

[01:01:30] Yeah,

[01:01:31] holy crap.

[01:01:34] What was this guy's name?

[01:01:39] Captain Twilow.

[01:01:43] What the hell is Captain Twilow of the,

[01:01:47] it literally just had Lazar Principality Human

[01:01:50] of House Leandar Airship Captain.

[01:01:54] I did not actually name his fucking ship.

[01:01:56] I thought we did give him a note.

[01:01:57] Or if you did,

[01:01:58] you didn't write it down.

[01:01:59] Yeah.

[01:02:00] I thought there was a map of the ship somewhere.

[01:02:02] It's possible.

[01:02:04] Was that his ship?

[01:02:05] No,

[01:02:06] that map was for,

[01:02:07] for the sky coach,

[01:02:09] the sky coach.

[01:02:09] Ah,

[01:02:10] yes.

[01:02:11] Yeah.

[01:02:11] But you're,

[01:02:12] you're on the ship.

[01:02:13] We'll figure it out.

[01:02:14] We'll look at the,

[01:02:14] the audio back or something.

[01:02:16] Um,

[01:02:17] yeah,

[01:02:18] the ship is coming into dock in Sharn,

[01:02:20] the city of Towers.

[01:02:21] Um,

[01:02:22] and,

[01:02:23] uh,

[01:02:24] yeah.

[01:02:25] Um,

[01:02:25] you,

[01:02:25] do you,

[01:02:26] what are you,

[01:02:26] what are you telling him?

[01:02:27] Once you like depart,

[01:02:28] like,

[01:02:28] is there anything you're,

[01:02:30] like,

[01:02:30] do you want him to do anything?

[01:02:31] Or like,

[01:02:32] yes,

[01:02:32] we'd like for you to wait here for us.

[01:02:35] Oh,

[01:02:35] do you,

[01:02:35] you need the,

[01:02:36] my,

[01:02:37] our services?

[01:02:38] Yes.

[01:02:39] We,

[01:02:39] we might be

[01:02:40] trying to acquire a,

[01:02:42] uh,

[01:02:43] land coach.

[01:02:45] Oh,

[01:02:46] oh,

[01:02:46] all right.

[01:02:47] Very well.

[01:02:47] Um,

[01:02:48] I,

[01:02:49] listen,

[01:02:49] I love you guys,

[01:02:50] but,

[01:02:52] the house of the Ender needs to be paid.

[01:02:53] Uh,

[01:02:54] I,

[01:02:54] I would be willing to do a coupon for a,

[01:02:56] uh,

[01:02:56] a,

[01:02:57] a discount.

[01:02:58] Uh,

[01:02:58] no,

[01:02:59] you know,

[01:02:59] Nick discount.

[01:03:00] Um,

[01:03:01] but,

[01:03:02] it's,

[01:03:04] it's still going to cost you,

[01:03:10] um,

[01:03:11] I could do,

[01:03:12] uh,

[01:03:12] maybe half the price.

[01:03:13] So like,

[01:03:15] give me a second.

[01:03:16] 80,000.

[01:03:17] Well,

[01:03:17] it's 52,000 actually.

[01:03:19] Total.

[01:03:20] For what?

[01:03:21] For airfare.

[01:03:22] Really?

[01:03:23] Yeah.

[01:03:23] It's very expensive.

[01:03:25] Why?

[01:03:26] It's first class.

[01:03:27] Yeah.

[01:03:28] Jeez.

[01:03:28] Uh,

[01:03:28] it's also a lot of,

[01:03:29] it's,

[01:03:30] it's basically you're paying for the,

[01:03:31] the speed.

[01:03:32] Cause it takes two days to travel anywhere,

[01:03:35] not bound by a track.

[01:03:37] Yeah.

[01:03:38] Um,

[01:03:39] uh,

[01:03:39] but,

[01:03:39] uh,

[01:03:39] so 2,600 gold.

[01:03:42] 2,600.

[01:03:44] Yes.

[01:03:45] 2,600.

[01:03:46] 2,600 gold.

[01:03:47] Yes.

[01:03:48] Clarifying that you have your decimal place in the right place.

[01:03:50] Yes,

[01:03:50] I do.

[01:03:51] Okay.

[01:03:55] That's not bad.

[01:03:56] Yeah.

[01:03:57] Okay.

[01:03:57] It's the best they can do.

[01:03:58] I'm sorry.

[01:03:59] That's with cargo and everything?

[01:04:00] Yes.

[01:04:02] All right.

[01:04:03] Let's go get it.

[01:04:03] All right.

[01:04:04] All right.

[01:04:05] You'll just have to share.

[01:04:06] Now,

[01:04:06] unfortunately,

[01:04:07] you can't have this,

[01:04:07] this space.

[01:04:08] This space is being used for another passenger that will be coming onto Sean,

[01:04:11] from Sean.

[01:04:12] But you will be able to,

[01:04:13] uh,

[01:04:14] uh,

[01:04:14] share my,

[01:04:15] uh,

[01:04:15] my sister's bedroom.

[01:04:17] I'm sure she won't.

[01:04:18] He,

[01:04:18] he,

[01:04:18] he,

[01:04:19] he,

[01:04:19] he walks away with a wry smile.

[01:04:21] Yeah.

[01:04:22] I think he secretly hates his sister.

[01:04:24] Maybe.

[01:04:25] He does make her,

[01:04:26] like,

[01:04:26] swab the deck and stuff like that.

[01:04:28] Or he just loves me that much.

[01:04:30] Yeah.

[01:04:31] He wants us to be family.

[01:04:32] Yeah.

[01:04:32] I am very pretty.

[01:04:35] That's true.

[01:04:35] He's really,

[01:04:36] yeah,

[01:04:36] he just,

[01:04:36] he's like hoping that,

[01:04:37] like,

[01:04:38] you'll,

[01:04:38] you'll like hook up with his sister and like,

[01:04:40] they'll,

[01:04:41] you'll be part of,

[01:04:42] part of the,

[01:04:43] uh,

[01:04:43] the Twillow family.

[01:04:45] Yeah.

[01:04:46] Anyway.

[01:04:47] So,

[01:04:47] uh,

[01:04:47] yeah,

[01:04:47] you guys,

[01:04:48] uh,

[01:04:48] depart from the,

[01:04:49] the ship and,

[01:04:51] uh,

[01:04:51] get onto the,

[01:04:51] uh,

[01:04:52] the various bridges and sky,

[01:04:53] uh,

[01:04:54] and,

[01:04:54] uh,

[01:04:55] and platforms of the,

[01:04:56] the skyport.

[01:04:57] Yeah.

[01:04:58] Of the terminus,

[01:04:59] I think is what the tower is called.

[01:05:01] Um,

[01:05:02] and,

[01:05:02] uh,

[01:05:03] yeah,

[01:05:03] you start go,

[01:05:04] actually this,

[01:05:04] this is all kind of familiar because this is the terminus.

[01:05:06] That's the tower that you guys,

[01:05:08] um,

[01:05:09] uh,

[01:05:09] first kind of like got on and,

[01:05:11] you know,

[01:05:12] hijacked that sky coach and,

[01:05:14] uh,

[01:05:15] and took it for your own.

[01:05:16] And then,

[01:05:17] uh,

[01:05:17] where you encountered it,

[01:05:19] definitely borrowed it.

[01:05:19] Yeah.

[01:05:20] Actually.

[01:05:20] And like,

[01:05:21] no,

[01:05:21] we stole it from a pirate.

[01:05:23] That's true.

[01:05:24] Yeah.

[01:05:24] Are they wanted here?

[01:05:25] No,

[01:05:26] they are.

[01:05:26] They were working for the cops at the time.

[01:05:30] No,

[01:05:30] it sounds like we're criminals,

[01:05:31] but I swear we're not.

[01:05:32] They,

[01:05:33] they,

[01:05:33] they got away with it.

[01:05:34] Yeah.

[01:05:35] Um,

[01:05:37] you're in with the mob.

[01:05:38] You're stealing.

[01:05:39] That's true.

[01:05:40] Yeah.

[01:05:40] We really sound like we're playing villains.

[01:05:41] Is this an awful good campaign?

[01:05:43] Uh,

[01:05:44] it's a neutral,

[01:05:45] neutral.

[01:05:45] It's very neutral.

[01:05:46] Cause like,

[01:05:47] it wasn't my fault.

[01:05:50] It's funny you say that.

[01:05:51] Cause you guys are actually going down into the spiraling,

[01:05:53] like kind of like,

[01:05:55] uh,

[01:05:55] platforms and pathways down the,

[01:05:57] down the,

[01:05:58] uh,

[01:05:58] the tower to that same,

[01:06:00] like neck of the woods where the,

[01:06:03] where all those shop,

[01:06:03] those like knickknack shops and touristy,

[01:06:05] like pubs are,

[01:06:06] um,

[01:06:07] in the,

[01:06:07] in the,

[01:06:08] uh,

[01:06:08] the tower area and in the tower,

[01:06:10] uh,

[01:06:10] of the terminus.

[01:06:12] Um,

[01:06:13] and,

[01:06:14] uh,

[01:06:14] so you're on the lookout for,

[01:06:17] uh,

[01:06:17] for like a potential contact with the Boromar clan.

[01:06:19] Yes.

[01:06:20] Okay.

[01:06:21] Um,

[01:06:22] well,

[01:06:22] yeah,

[01:06:22] this area is very crowded with all manner of,

[01:06:25] of humanoids.

[01:06:26] Um,

[01:06:27] so,

[01:06:27] uh,

[01:06:28] roll me a,

[01:06:29] uh,

[01:06:30] uh,

[01:06:31] I suppose it's gonna be perception.

[01:06:33] If you're actually actively searching,

[01:06:35] uh,

[01:06:35] yeah.

[01:06:36] So,

[01:06:36] We just walked down the main street,

[01:06:38] main street and just yell,

[01:06:40] like,

[01:06:40] does anyone know the mob?

[01:06:42] Anyone?

[01:06:44] That's not.

[01:06:45] No one to get in contact with the mob.

[01:06:47] Four more clan?

[01:06:51] Four more?

[01:06:52] Where are you at,

[01:06:53] bud?

[01:06:53] Yeah.

[01:06:54] What?

[01:06:55] Nineteen.

[01:06:55] Nineteen?

[01:06:56] Okay.

[01:06:56] Sorry,

[01:06:57] what am I rolling?

[01:06:57] You're looking,

[01:06:58] uh,

[01:06:58] you're rolling perception.

[01:07:00] Uh,

[01:07:01] nineteen.

[01:07:02] Nineteen?

[01:07:03] Okay.

[01:07:03] Dang.

[01:07:14] He is very cool.

[01:07:16] Seventeen.

[01:07:16] Okay.

[01:07:17] Um,

[01:07:18] yeah,

[01:07:18] you guys are like walking around looking for halflings.

[01:07:22] Totally not indiscriminating.

[01:07:24] No,

[01:07:24] of course not.

[01:07:25] At all.

[01:07:25] But,

[01:07:26] uh,

[01:07:26] you do,

[01:07:27] again,

[01:07:27] there's,

[01:07:28] there are halflings all over the place amongst the,

[01:07:29] the dwarves and the humans and the goblins and the,

[01:07:31] the void.

[01:07:33] Um,

[01:07:34] what?

[01:07:35] The elves and stuff.

[01:07:35] Okay.

[01:07:36] Um,

[01:07:37] and,

[01:07:39] uh,

[01:07:39] the,

[01:07:39] the,

[01:07:40] you're not seeing any insignia on them or anything that like might,

[01:07:43] or even like their,

[01:07:44] their way they're moving,

[01:07:45] the way they're talking and having conversations with people.

[01:07:47] You're not seeing any of the tells that they are like in with the mob or anything about.

[01:07:52] They have any kind of like those kind of,

[01:07:54] another red suits or holding Tommy guns or anything like that.

[01:07:57] Okay.

[01:07:58] Cause that's definitely what the Bormar.

[01:07:59] Yeah.

[01:08:00] This is what they are now.

[01:08:01] Yeah.

[01:08:01] It was really like a Bormar patch on the back of their leather jacket.

[01:08:04] Yeah.

[01:08:05] Yeah.

[01:08:05] They're not like,

[01:08:05] it's like,

[01:08:06] like leather jackets.

[01:08:07] It's like a,

[01:08:07] it's like a biker Jack.

[01:08:09] Are they,

[01:08:10] are they led by a Jimmy two hands?

[01:08:12] Uh,

[01:08:13] no,

[01:08:13] it's actually,

[01:08:14] there was actually an official character that leads them.

[01:08:17] Um,

[01:08:18] but,

[01:08:18] uh,

[01:08:18] yeah,

[01:08:19] you guys,

[01:08:19] uh,

[01:08:19] do eventually like pick out a couple that you think looked kind of rather suspicious.

[01:08:24] Especially like they're,

[01:08:24] they're,

[01:08:25] they're in like a little alcove on the streets.

[01:08:27] Um,

[01:08:28] kind of like talking amongst themselves,

[01:08:30] like kind of keeping in the dark or partially in the dark away from like prying eyes.

[01:08:33] But you guys managed to spot them.

[01:08:35] Like they're kind of in like the,

[01:08:36] it looks like they're in the,

[01:08:37] a blind spot of the guards.

[01:08:40] Uh,

[01:08:40] uh,

[01:08:41] so you,

[01:08:43] and they do not seem to have noticed you.

[01:08:45] So,

[01:08:48] how do you want to handle,

[01:08:50] how do we approach this?

[01:08:51] How do we initiate this?

[01:08:53] You do have a,

[01:08:53] you do have a,

[01:08:54] you got a coin,

[01:08:55] I believe,

[01:08:55] uh,

[01:08:56] from,

[01:08:56] from when you first encountered them.

[01:08:59] Let me,

[01:09:00] let me pull up a double,

[01:09:00] I want to make sure that you actually did get a coin from this.

[01:09:03] Uh,

[01:09:03] or like a,

[01:09:08] yeah,

[01:09:08] I believe you,

[01:09:09] I wish you got to pull up the character sheet,

[01:09:10] or the,

[01:09:12] I have a note from the Boromir plane.

[01:09:14] Yeah,

[01:09:15] that,

[01:09:15] that's,

[01:09:15] that's probably what it was.

[01:09:16] I thought it was like some kind of like a,

[01:09:17] a disc or something,

[01:09:18] or something like a,

[01:09:19] a card or something.

[01:09:20] Just make a paper airplane out of it and throw it out.

[01:09:22] You've just seen John Wick too many times.

[01:09:24] Maybe,

[01:09:25] yeah.

[01:09:29] Have you already seen that movie?

[01:09:30] But I thought it wasn't out yet.

[01:09:34] Not that movie.

[01:09:35] The other ones.

[01:09:38] Ooh,

[01:09:38] they went out this weekend?

[01:09:40] Potentially.

[01:09:41] I don't know.

[01:09:41] Yeah.

[01:09:42] Honestly,

[01:09:43] I'm looking forward to,

[01:09:43] I want to check out the,

[01:09:44] the new Dungeons and Dragons movie.

[01:09:46] Are we still planning on doing like that provincial,

[01:09:49] uh,

[01:09:49] game?

[01:09:50] Sometime down the road.

[01:09:51] Yeah.

[01:09:52] Aww.

[01:09:55] Anybody want to see Cocaine Bear?

[01:09:58] Everyone does.

[01:09:59] Not me.

[01:10:01] Okay.

[01:10:02] I've got two of my favorite things.

[01:10:11] Bears and an hour halfling.

[01:10:13] So,

[01:10:13] you,

[01:10:14] you're,

[01:10:14] yeah,

[01:10:15] what are you,

[01:10:15] what are you doing to approach the,

[01:10:17] uh,

[01:10:17] these halflings?

[01:10:18] Sorry.

[01:10:21] I was checking to see what they were,

[01:10:22] what the,

[01:10:22] what the guys,

[01:10:23] what the context was.

[01:10:24] Walking towards them?

[01:10:25] Okay,

[01:10:26] so you're just walking like up to them?

[01:10:28] Yeah.

[01:10:28] Okay.

[01:10:29] With my most disarming,

[01:10:30] attractive smile.

[01:10:31] All right.

[01:10:33] Um,

[01:10:34] okay.

[01:10:35] So there's,

[01:10:35] there's a one,

[01:10:37] the one that's like,

[01:10:38] like facing you,

[01:10:39] like facing,

[01:10:39] like talking to his buddy and looking out your direction,

[01:10:43] sees you approaching and kind of like nods.

[01:10:45] And the other one,

[01:10:46] like kind of moves head slightly,

[01:10:48] just to kind of eyeball you a little bit.

[01:10:50] And then,

[01:10:50] uh,

[01:10:50] they kind of move a little bit more into the,

[01:10:52] into the alcove.

[01:10:53] So you have to go further into the,

[01:10:55] into this alleyway kind of alcove area.

[01:10:57] Mm-hmm.

[01:10:58] Away from prying eyes.

[01:11:00] Mm-hmm.

[01:11:00] And,

[01:11:01] uh,

[01:11:01] when you turn the corner,

[01:11:02] um,

[01:11:03] they are both just like kind of leaning on the,

[01:11:05] you get stabbed.

[01:11:08] Repeatedly.

[01:11:09] Yeah.

[01:11:09] By 30 goblins.

[01:11:11] Goblins?

[01:11:12] They were in disguise.

[01:11:14] Uh,

[01:11:15] no,

[01:11:15] they're,

[01:11:15] they're just leaning on the wall.

[01:11:17] Yeah,

[01:11:18] they're just leaning on the wall.

[01:11:20] They're,

[01:11:20] uh,

[01:11:20] Goblins are short.

[01:11:22] And,

[01:11:22] uh,

[01:11:22] with switch blades.

[01:11:24] They've,

[01:11:25] uh,

[01:11:25] they've both got like this kind of like dirty,

[01:11:26] dirty blonde hair,

[01:11:28] uh,

[01:11:29] tan skin.

[01:11:30] Um,

[01:11:31] the,

[01:11:31] the,

[01:11:31] the tufts on their,

[01:11:33] on their,

[01:11:33] uh,

[01:11:34] on their,

[01:11:34] on their feet,

[01:11:35] their bare feet,

[01:11:35] um,

[01:11:36] kind of are the same color.

[01:11:37] They're,

[01:11:37] they're,

[01:11:38] they're,

[01:11:38] the hair on their head and such.

[01:11:40] Oh,

[01:11:40] they have like a hobbit situation?

[01:11:41] Yeah.

[01:11:41] Halflings are very hobbit.

[01:11:42] Oh,

[01:11:43] okay.

[01:11:43] Um,

[01:11:45] and,

[01:11:45] uh,

[01:11:46] yeah,

[01:11:46] they've got like black and red kind of,

[01:11:48] um,

[01:11:48] like nice attire on,

[01:11:50] or if it's on,

[01:11:51] um,

[01:11:52] repeating crossbows with a drum on it.

[01:11:55] Of course.

[01:11:56] Of course.

[01:11:57] Uh,

[01:11:58] he knows.

[01:11:59] Yeah.

[01:12:00] Uh,

[01:12:00] and,

[01:12:01] uh,

[01:12:01] the one,

[01:12:02] the one that was,

[01:12:02] um,

[01:12:03] that was looking away from,

[01:12:05] uh,

[01:12:05] from,

[01:12:06] uh,

[01:12:06] Fintan specifically.

[01:12:07] Uh,

[01:12:08] he's like,

[01:12:08] uh,

[01:12:10] all right,

[01:12:11] laddie,

[01:12:11] that's far enough.

[01:12:12] Uh,

[01:12:13] what can we do you for?

[01:12:15] Well,

[01:12:15] see,

[01:12:16] I got this note.

[01:12:19] We don't know if he's doing a note.

[01:12:21] Yeah.

[01:12:21] Well,

[01:12:23] showing the note,

[01:12:24] not handing it to him.

[01:12:24] Yeah.

[01:12:25] Where are you guys?

[01:12:25] You guys like also like right behind him or are you like,

[01:12:27] okay.

[01:12:27] So you guys are like,

[01:12:28] just like muscling into this little alcove.

[01:12:30] I'm standing behind him with my arms crossed,

[01:12:33] looking like I'm the tough guy.

[01:12:34] Okay.

[01:12:35] I don't know.

[01:12:35] I'm watching out our backs.

[01:12:37] Good.

[01:12:37] Okay.

[01:12:37] Yeah.

[01:12:38] Yes.

[01:12:39] Um,

[01:12:40] yeah,

[01:12:42] he's watching our arsehole.

[01:12:43] Yeah.

[01:12:44] Um,

[01:12:45] and as soon as you,

[01:12:46] you put,

[01:12:46] you bring up the,

[01:12:47] the,

[01:12:55] um,

[01:12:55] like that kind of look on his face,

[01:12:57] um,

[01:12:57] immediately like evaporates to like a smile.

[01:13:00] And like,

[01:13:00] Oh,

[01:13:01] why didn't you say so?

[01:13:02] I did say so just now.

[01:13:04] Yes.

[01:13:05] You asked.

[01:13:06] Are you,

[01:13:06] you fuckers?

[01:13:08] You guys that got real?

[01:13:09] You motherfuckers.

[01:13:10] You guys that fucked around with the desk and found out.

[01:13:14] We fucked around,

[01:13:15] they found out.

[01:13:16] Yes.

[01:13:17] Oh man.

[01:13:18] Again,

[01:13:19] thank you for that.

[01:13:19] That allowed me to escape,

[01:13:20] uh,

[01:13:20] a very nasty interrogation.

[01:13:23] When you guys did all that kerfuffle up there in their,

[01:13:25] uh,

[01:13:25] in their,

[01:13:26] in their safe house.

[01:13:27] Well,

[01:13:27] you're welcome.

[01:13:28] Uh,

[01:13:29] names,

[01:13:29] names Corrin.

[01:13:31] Uh,

[01:13:33] Corrin Del Maco.

[01:13:34] Ed Tan.

[01:13:36] Kirk.

[01:13:38] Kappa.

[01:13:40] Kappa?

[01:13:41] Yes.

[01:13:43] No,

[01:13:43] Kappa as in the mineral,

[01:13:44] not the,

[01:13:45] uh,

[01:13:45] slang for guards,

[01:13:46] right?

[01:13:47] Uh,

[01:13:48] apparently he went from Irish to like,

[01:13:49] land.

[01:13:50] Real quick.

[01:13:51] It's kind of both.

[01:13:53] I like gems for eyes just like slowly blink as I'm like poking at the copper metal of my face.

[01:13:59] Oh,

[01:13:59] yeah.

[01:14:01] Um,

[01:14:01] so,

[01:14:02] so what?

[01:14:02] You need the,

[01:14:03] you guys,

[01:14:04] uh,

[01:14:05] sorry.

[01:14:07] yeah,

[01:14:09] you need an enable.

[01:14:10] I need,

[01:14:10] I need,

[01:14:11] I need to like,

[01:14:11] I need a spot,

[01:14:12] I need a,

[01:14:12] uh,

[01:14:13] a trigger.

[01:14:14] So what can,

[01:14:15] what can we do you for,

[01:14:16] uh,

[01:14:16] like you need a safe house or,

[01:14:18] uh,

[01:14:18] or some kind of,

[01:14:19] uh,

[01:14:20] uh,

[01:14:20] some kind of,

[01:14:21] um,

[01:14:22] uh,

[01:14:22] do you want me money or need some kind of,

[01:14:24] uh,

[01:14:24] weapons or some kind of drugs or something?

[01:14:26] What?

[01:14:28] Well,

[01:14:29] I was kind of just waiting for him to go through the whole,

[01:14:31] where the options were.

[01:14:34] Everyone's sleeping.

[01:14:35] This is like five hours later.

[01:14:37] Five hours later.

[01:14:38] You need something to,

[01:14:39] uh,

[01:14:40] to,

[01:14:40] you need a hit on somebody?

[01:14:42] You need somebody to get hit on?

[01:14:44] You need a,

[01:14:45] you need a white wedding,

[01:14:46] a red wedding,

[01:14:47] a black wedding,

[01:14:48] happy ending.

[01:14:51] Um,

[01:14:52] no,

[01:14:52] we're,

[01:14:53] uh,

[01:14:53] we,

[01:14:53] we need a,

[01:14:54] a land cart.

[01:14:57] Okay.

[01:14:59] Um,

[01:15:01] an elemental land cart.

[01:15:03] Earth elemental land cart.

[01:15:05] I see.

[01:15:06] Uh,

[01:15:07] and those are pretty expensive.

[01:15:09] Um,

[01:15:10] well,

[01:15:10] we're not asking you to pay for it.

[01:15:12] Oh,

[01:15:12] I know,

[01:15:13] but we still,

[01:15:13] I mean,

[01:15:14] we still got like,

[01:15:15] we still got,

[01:15:16] you guys still have to pay for,

[01:15:17] uh,

[01:15:18] it's going to go into gangster.

[01:15:19] It's just,

[01:15:20] it's just happening.

[01:15:21] It's just going to happen.

[01:15:21] We're going Brooklyn.

[01:15:22] Yeah.

[01:15:23] I'm sure at some point down the line,

[01:15:26] like that was Irish at one point.

[01:15:27] And then it eventually became,

[01:15:28] there's two guys here.

[01:15:29] One of them's Irish.

[01:15:30] One of them is Italian.

[01:15:32] Yeah.

[01:15:33] That's why there's two accents.

[01:15:34] The two characters are talking.

[01:15:36] This is what happens when,

[01:15:37] when,

[01:15:37] when,

[01:15:38] when Talenta plane,

[01:15:39] uh,

[01:15:39] halflings,

[01:15:40] uh,

[01:15:41] start living in a city.

[01:15:42] They start becoming like city halflings.

[01:15:44] Yeah.

[01:15:44] Forget about it.

[01:15:48] Uh,

[01:15:48] you're Karen.

[01:15:54] That is physically painful.

[01:15:55] Yeah,

[01:15:56] really.

[01:15:57] It was as painful as some of my dad jokes.

[01:16:00] Yes.

[01:16:00] How's it feel?

[01:16:02] You can have your disadvantage back,

[01:16:04] sir.

[01:16:04] I don't deserve it anymore.

[01:16:07] This,

[01:16:07] that's my secret.

[01:16:08] You were always a disadvantage.

[01:16:11] Yeah.

[01:16:11] You're supposed to be rolling two all the time.

[01:16:13] Three is advantage.

[01:16:15] Uh,

[01:16:16] but no,

[01:16:16] um,

[01:16:17] so,

[01:16:19] God.

[01:16:19] Okay.

[01:16:20] So you,

[01:16:20] you're trying to like,

[01:16:21] yes,

[01:16:21] you're trying to get a,

[01:16:22] a land cart from the,

[01:16:23] uh,

[01:16:24] from the mob.

[01:16:25] Yeah.

[01:16:25] That's what's happening here.

[01:16:27] Uh,

[01:16:27] okay.

[01:16:28] Um,

[01:16:29] not necessarily one that they own,

[01:16:32] just if they know where you can get one.

[01:16:35] For us to get one.

[01:16:36] Oh,

[01:16:37] you,

[01:16:37] so you guys want to,

[01:16:39] uh,

[01:16:39] uh,

[01:16:40] to get a,

[01:16:40] to get to,

[01:16:41] you want us to give us like the information to,

[01:16:44] well,

[01:16:44] I find,

[01:16:45] uh,

[01:16:45] find a,

[01:16:46] uh,

[01:16:46] like one of the stations,

[01:16:47] like to get into like their,

[01:16:48] into the warehouse where they keep all this,

[01:16:50] the elemental blankets.

[01:16:52] Well,

[01:16:52] ideally what you would do is just deliver it to our ship.

[01:16:56] I mean,

[01:16:57] that's still going to cost you.

[01:16:58] Cause like,

[01:16:58] we got to have like,

[01:16:58] it's,

[01:16:59] it's a service fee.

[01:17:00] Yeah.

[01:17:00] What kind of cost are you talking about?

[01:17:03] Gold.

[01:17:05] Yeah.

[01:17:05] Obviously.

[01:17:06] Or,

[01:17:06] or favor.

[01:17:07] I pay exclusively at Aberonies.

[01:17:11] Oh,

[01:17:11] Aberonies.

[01:17:14] 300 years old.

[01:17:17] No,

[01:17:17] not an elf this time.

[01:17:19] This time.

[01:17:21] What?

[01:17:22] Are you a changeling?

[01:17:25] Reincarnation.

[01:17:26] Yeah.

[01:17:28] Actually,

[01:17:28] that is for a class star.

[01:17:30] That actually could be.

[01:17:31] Yeah.

[01:17:32] Uh,

[01:17:32] anyway,

[01:17:33] um,

[01:17:34] okay.

[01:17:35] Uh,

[01:17:36] for a,

[01:17:36] for a stolen elemental,

[01:17:38] illegal elemental land card given to you,

[01:17:40] like,

[01:17:41] like acquired by the mob,

[01:17:44] their initial asking price will be 25,000.

[01:17:49] How much do we have?

[01:17:50] 20.

[01:17:52] Do we only have 20?

[01:17:54] Yes.

[01:17:55] You sure about that?

[01:17:55] Cause we have 55 and then we spent 35.

[01:18:00] Yeah.

[01:18:01] Yeah.

[01:18:01] Yeah.

[01:18:02] Like actual goal,

[01:18:02] we have 20,431.

[01:18:04] Yeah.

[01:18:09] But we also have platinum that we can turn into that as well.

[01:18:12] That's not,

[01:18:13] you know,

[01:18:14] I mean,

[01:18:15] you guys could also try and like negotiate.

[01:18:16] That's what I'm about to do.

[01:18:18] Okay.

[01:18:18] So we've got the note.

[01:18:20] You kind of owe us.

[01:18:22] Yeah.

[01:18:22] We did you guys a really big favor.

[01:18:25] I think,

[01:18:26] I think like 15,

[01:18:29] 12 and a half thousand.

[01:18:31] So 12,500.

[01:18:32] Yes.

[01:18:33] Uh,

[01:18:33] take advantage because of the,

[01:18:36] because of the favor element.

[01:18:41] And because I'm so damn pretty.

[01:18:49] Well,

[01:18:49] I'm glad I have advantage.

[01:18:53] That didn't go very well.

[01:18:54] First time.

[01:18:56] That was a one.

[01:18:57] Oh,

[01:18:58] shit.

[01:19:05] Well,

[01:19:05] that's much better.

[01:19:06] Okay.

[01:19:06] So we're going to start with that.

[01:19:09] And

[01:19:11] that sits to it.

[01:19:13] So that's a 19.

[01:19:15] A 19.

[01:19:17] Okay.

[01:19:17] Um,

[01:19:20] so fifth,

[01:19:21] so 12,

[01:19:22] 12,500 gold.

[01:19:25] And we're square.

[01:19:27] Like,

[01:19:27] you don't,

[01:19:28] we don't owe you anything.

[01:19:29] You don't owe any of us.

[01:19:31] Yeah.

[01:19:32] We're good.

[01:19:33] Yeah.

[01:19:34] With the option of the door open for mutually beneficial arrangements in the future.

[01:19:41] All right.

[01:19:43] Ideally,

[01:19:45] have it as clean as possible.

[01:19:46] Like we don't,

[01:19:47] like,

[01:19:48] I don't want to know how you're getting this.

[01:19:51] We also don't want to be arrested if we drive it through sharp.

[01:19:57] No,

[01:19:57] no.

[01:19:57] So we got to get on the airship direct.

[01:19:59] Yeah.

[01:20:00] Yeah.

[01:20:00] They deliver to the airship.

[01:20:01] We get the fuck out of here.

[01:20:02] Yeah.

[01:20:03] Okay.

[01:20:04] All right.

[01:20:04] Yeah.

[01:20:05] Nobody's likely to give us a hassle over a shot.

[01:20:08] You know what?

[01:20:08] You,

[01:20:08] you,

[01:20:08] you struck a blow against the desk and they won't easily forget that.

[01:20:12] Uh,

[01:20:13] and,

[01:20:13] uh,

[01:20:14] I mean,

[01:20:14] there's been word that they are,

[01:20:15] the desk are looking for a couple of schmucks that,

[01:20:17] uh,

[01:20:18] that fucked them over on,

[01:20:19] uh,

[01:20:20] on,

[01:20:20] on some kind of a job a couple of,

[01:20:21] a couple of weeks back.

[01:20:22] Well,

[01:20:22] they can suck my desk.

[01:20:26] I haven't heard that one before.

[01:20:27] I'm going to use that one.

[01:20:29] Um,

[01:20:31] but,

[01:20:32] uh,

[01:20:34] you know,

[01:20:34] before we,

[01:20:35] I will only do this.

[01:20:36] We're willing,

[01:20:37] uh,

[01:20:37] I'm willing to,

[01:20:37] uh,

[01:20:38] to get some,

[01:20:40] get some of my boys,

[01:20:41] uh,

[01:20:41] to,

[01:20:41] uh,

[01:20:41] uh,

[01:20:43] procure your,

[01:20:44] uh,

[01:20:44] your,

[01:20:44] your cargo,

[01:20:45] your,

[01:20:45] your,

[01:20:46] your,

[01:20:47] um,

[01:20:48] prize.

[01:20:49] Um,

[01:20:50] but,

[01:20:51] uh,

[01:20:52] I,

[01:20:53] what,

[01:20:53] who,

[01:20:53] who do I owe the,

[01:20:54] this,

[01:20:55] the,

[01:20:55] like,

[01:20:56] who,

[01:20:56] who are we giving this to?

[01:20:57] Like,

[01:20:57] cause I don't think we've actually properly gotten your names.

[01:21:00] Ah,

[01:21:00] well,

[01:21:01] should you tell them your actual name?

[01:21:05] I don't know who shady this is right now.

[01:21:07] Do we do names?

[01:21:08] I don't think we do names.

[01:21:11] Uh,

[01:21:11] the other guy's like,

[01:21:12] yeah,

[01:21:13] are you a cop?

[01:21:13] Yeah,

[01:21:14] tell us if you're a cop.

[01:21:16] Let's see,

[01:21:16] like,

[01:21:16] that looks to you immediately,

[01:21:17] copper.

[01:21:18] Actually,

[01:21:19] you did.

[01:21:19] With the red and blue lights in your eyes.

[01:21:22] Yeah,

[01:21:22] I'm gonna pull an eyepatch down on one of them.

[01:21:26] They,

[01:21:26] uh,

[01:21:26] they,

[01:21:27] they call me the fist of the north.

[01:21:30] All right,

[01:21:31] they're fists.

[01:21:32] Also,

[01:21:32] didn't we introduce ourselves at the start of this?

[01:21:34] Wait,

[01:21:34] no,

[01:21:35] that was,

[01:21:35] wait,

[01:21:36] did you?

[01:21:36] He did.

[01:21:37] Yes,

[01:21:37] because you looked at me like,

[01:21:38] copper,

[01:21:38] do you mean,

[01:21:39] like,

[01:21:40] a police?

[01:21:41] No,

[01:21:41] I am,

[01:21:42] I already forgot who we are.

[01:21:43] That's,

[01:21:44] that's good,

[01:21:44] that's good,

[01:21:45] yeah,

[01:21:45] no,

[01:21:45] it's fine.

[01:21:45] But,

[01:21:46] yeah,

[01:21:47] sorry.

[01:21:47] I'm going to get this to Michelle.

[01:21:50] All right,

[01:21:51] you know,

[01:21:52] yeah,

[01:21:52] revack that.

[01:21:53] We don't,

[01:21:53] that didn't happen.

[01:21:55] No,

[01:21:55] no,

[01:21:55] no worry for that.

[01:21:58] All right,

[01:21:58] so we'll,

[01:21:58] yeah,

[01:21:59] we can do this for you.

[01:22:02] What,

[01:22:02] what should be you thinking?

[01:22:03] Oh,

[01:22:03] do we have to take this to look?

[01:22:04] Uh,

[01:22:07] bleh.

[01:22:07] This ship's that we don't have a name for.

[01:22:12] We're professional,

[01:22:13] I swear.

[01:22:14] Yeah,

[01:22:14] we're great at this.

[01:22:15] Professional what?

[01:22:16] Yeah.

[01:22:16] Yes.

[01:22:18] Um,

[01:22:19] where the hell is that ship?

[01:22:20] I want to find out what the hell that ship was called.

[01:22:23] It's going to bug me forever.

[01:22:27] Because I feel like it did have a name.

[01:22:30] I,

[01:22:30] I remember,

[01:22:31] I thought I had written it down too.

[01:22:32] It was like the gilded.

[01:22:34] I think it was the gilded sparrow.

[01:22:36] You know,

[01:22:36] this game is pretty easy,

[01:22:38] but you know what makes it easier?

[01:22:41] A dice cup from easy.

[01:22:44] Wow.

[01:22:45] Okay,

[01:22:45] it's going to be,

[01:22:46] so I can't remember what it was.

[01:22:48] It's going to be called the gilded sparrow from now on.

[01:22:50] Okay.

[01:22:50] Gilded sparrow.

[01:22:51] The gilded.

[01:22:53] Yeah,

[01:22:54] so you,

[01:22:54] you gave,

[01:22:55] you gave them the address,

[01:22:56] or the name they had to go.

[01:22:57] Uh,

[01:22:57] and so,

[01:22:58] and you don't want any questions asked,

[01:22:59] so you guys just like,

[01:23:01] um,

[01:23:02] so while they're,

[01:23:02] while they're negotiating,

[01:23:04] and you're like,

[01:23:04] kind of like,

[01:23:05] maybe you don't,

[01:23:05] uh,

[01:23:06] you,

[01:23:07] roll a,

[01:23:07] uh,

[01:23:08] perception there,

[01:23:08] uh,

[01:23:09] uh,

[01:23:09] Kirk.

[01:23:11] So how much did you negotiate it down to?

[01:23:14] Oh,

[01:23:15] that's not right.

[01:23:16] Uh,

[01:23:17] 14.

[01:23:18] It was,

[01:23:19] 12,

[01:23:20] 12,

[01:23:20] five.

[01:23:20] Yeah.

[01:23:21] Sorry,

[01:23:21] how much was that?

[01:23:22] 14.

[01:23:23] 14?

[01:23:23] Okay,

[01:23:24] that's enough.

[01:23:25] Um,

[01:23:25] you do notice,

[01:23:26] um,

[01:23:27] like,

[01:23:28] there are a couple of guards approaching your,

[01:23:31] uh,

[01:23:31] your area,

[01:23:32] like your location.

[01:23:33] Like,

[01:23:33] they,

[01:23:34] they spotted you guys,

[01:23:35] kind of look like you guys are kind of grouped up,

[01:23:37] kind of funny in that alcove.

[01:23:39] So they're coming to take a,

[01:23:40] just have a pass by.

[01:23:47] Hmm.

[01:23:48] How am I going to deal with this?

[01:23:58] Two city guards.

[01:24:01] Okay,

[01:24:02] I'm going to exit the alcove,

[01:24:03] find the nearest person to me,

[01:24:06] and pickpocket them very obviously.

[01:24:08] Okay.

[01:24:10] Uh,

[01:24:10] yeah,

[01:24:11] no,

[01:24:11] you,

[01:24:11] you,

[01:24:12] okay.

[01:24:14] Um,

[01:24:16] you pickpocket,

[01:24:17] you,

[01:24:17] you walk right up to a,

[01:24:19] uh,

[01:24:19] a half orc,

[01:24:21] and just blatantly take his,

[01:24:23] uh,

[01:24:23] his,

[01:24:23] his,

[01:24:24] uh,

[01:24:24] his gold turn.

[01:24:25] Entire bag.

[01:24:27] You just,

[01:24:28] like,

[01:24:29] rip it off his back.

[01:24:30] No,

[01:24:30] no,

[01:24:31] you,

[01:24:31] you take his two-handed claymore.

[01:24:34] No,

[01:24:34] you just immediately,

[01:24:35] like,

[01:24:35] pull,

[01:24:35] like,

[01:24:35] you grab his,

[01:24:37] obviously grab his,

[01:24:38] like,

[01:24:38] his,

[01:24:38] his,

[01:24:39] uh,

[01:24:39] coin pouch from.

[01:24:40] Whoa.

[01:24:41] Whoa.

[01:24:42] I said coin,

[01:24:43] I said coin pouch,

[01:24:44] not coin purse.

[01:24:46] Thank you.

[01:24:47] Yeah.

[01:24:49] Um,

[01:24:50] like,

[01:24:50] blatantly off his belt.

[01:24:51] Yeah.

[01:24:51] And he's like,

[01:24:52] hey,

[01:24:53] what are you doing?

[01:24:53] Take it off.

[01:24:56] Yeah.

[01:24:58] And it's like,

[01:24:59] the guards,

[01:24:59] like,

[01:25:00] you guys hear,

[01:25:00] like,

[01:25:02] you hear that,

[01:25:02] like,

[01:25:04] and then you also hear,

[01:25:05] like,

[01:25:05] like,

[01:25:06] stop in the name of Sharn.

[01:25:08] They love Sharn.

[01:25:10] And then you hear,

[01:25:10] you see like,

[01:25:11] uh,

[01:25:11] two,

[01:25:12] uh,

[01:25:12] guards just go run past the alcove.

[01:25:14] Um,

[01:25:15] and your ranger guy's gone.

[01:25:19] Um,

[01:25:20] what's the cost for bail?

[01:25:21] Sharn,

[01:25:22] by the way,

[01:25:23] I'm going to ask the guy,

[01:25:24] uh,

[01:25:25] you know,

[01:25:25] I'm going to go up the 200,

[01:25:26] 500,

[01:25:26] uh,

[01:25:27] gold.

[01:25:28] Okay.

[01:25:29] Depending on the crime.

[01:25:31] If it's failing,

[01:25:32] probably get off with like 200 coin.

[01:25:34] Okay.

[01:25:35] Murder,

[01:25:36] that's a little trickier.

[01:25:37] I'm not going to get caught.

[01:25:39] What are you talking about?

[01:25:39] We should round the price down to 12,000 now,

[01:25:42] so we can pay for that.

[01:25:43] I know,

[01:25:43] and like,

[01:25:43] are you running back up to the skyport,

[01:25:46] or are you running down to like the,

[01:25:47] into the,

[01:25:48] like the,

[01:25:48] where the lightning train station is?

[01:25:50] Uh,

[01:25:51] I'm going to go down,

[01:25:52] and see if I lose them.

[01:25:53] Okay.

[01:25:55] Um,

[01:25:55] then I will say,

[01:25:56] uh,

[01:25:56] you need to roll a,

[01:25:58] uh,

[01:25:58] stealth check?

[01:25:59] A stealth test against their perception test,

[01:26:01] because this is,

[01:26:01] they are actively looking for you,

[01:26:02] and they actually see you,

[01:26:04] or like,

[01:26:04] they're calling you.

[01:26:05] Thirteen?

[01:26:06] Thirteen.

[01:26:06] Let's see what the,

[01:26:09] I'll do like,

[01:26:09] kind of a,

[01:26:10] a general one for the guards,

[01:26:11] and then one for the,

[01:26:12] um,

[01:26:12] really?

[01:26:13] Thirteen?

[01:26:14] I roll a three.

[01:26:16] Okay.

[01:26:17] And I'm sorry,

[01:26:17] but I'm using,

[01:26:19] easyrullercopdice.com.

[01:26:22] It's an easyrullercopdicecop.com.

[01:26:25] Might explain why I did really.

[01:26:26] Yeah.

[01:26:27] You said it backwards.

[01:26:28] You said the incantation backwards now.

[01:26:30] Okay,

[01:26:30] so,

[01:26:31] um,

[01:26:33] so what did you get?

[01:26:34] You said it's a thirteen?

[01:26:34] Yeah.

[01:26:36] Okay.

[01:26:37] Um,

[01:26:37] you lose the,

[01:26:38] the half orc.

[01:26:40] Like he is like,

[01:26:41] you can't find him,

[01:26:42] but you,

[01:26:43] uh,

[01:26:43] almost immediately,

[01:26:44] like you,

[01:26:44] you like turn a corner,

[01:26:46] like turn,

[01:26:46] go,

[01:26:46] come and go into,

[01:26:47] you run into,

[01:26:47] there's a cop in front of you.

[01:26:49] Yeah,

[01:26:49] you know,

[01:26:49] actually exactly.

[01:26:50] Like you run,

[01:26:51] you run into an establishment that there's just like three or four cops,

[01:26:55] like all there.

[01:26:57] And they're just like looking at you.

[01:26:58] It's like,

[01:26:59] and you look suspicious as fuck.

[01:27:01] It's like,

[01:27:02] what you doing?

[01:27:04] What's,

[01:27:05] what's up the,

[01:27:05] you have the money,

[01:27:07] like the,

[01:27:07] the,

[01:27:07] the coin,

[01:27:08] like the coin bag.

[01:27:09] There's a huge dollar sign on it.

[01:27:11] It's a burlap sack.

[01:27:15] Yeah.

[01:27:16] Yeah.

[01:27:17] They,

[01:27:17] they all like,

[01:27:18] it's like,

[01:27:18] Hey,

[01:27:19] I will create a distraction.

[01:27:20] Okay.

[01:27:21] What's the distraction?

[01:27:21] Throw the coin purse straight up.

[01:27:23] Okay.

[01:27:24] See if I busted up on something.

[01:27:26] Okay.

[01:27:27] Um,

[01:27:29] Hmm.

[01:27:31] I will say you throw it up and it hits the brazier up,

[01:27:34] up on the ceiling and just like,

[01:27:37] like basically that's enough to loosen it.

[01:27:39] It just starts raining coins.

[01:27:42] A bronies.

[01:27:43] It starts raining a bronies.

[01:27:45] No,

[01:27:45] we have to go for them.

[01:27:47] We have to go back.

[01:27:48] I'm out of here.

[01:27:49] All right.

[01:27:50] So you,

[01:27:50] okay.

[01:27:50] So roll another stealth test to avoid the,

[01:27:52] uh,

[01:27:53] the cops are going to be distracted.

[01:27:55] I'll,

[01:27:55] I'll give them a 20.

[01:27:56] That's a 20 total.

[01:27:57] Okay.

[01:27:57] I'm pretty sure they won't be able to do this because they're going to be rolling against

[01:27:59] disadvantage,

[01:28:00] with disadvantage.

[01:28:02] Yeah,

[01:28:02] I got one.

[01:28:03] Wow.

[01:28:05] Okay.

[01:28:06] so yeah,

[01:28:07] two of the coins fell directly into their eyes.

[01:28:09] They are now blind.

[01:28:12] Yeah,

[01:28:12] no,

[01:28:12] they're just like getting pelted by a,

[01:28:14] by,

[01:28:14] by these electrum coins as,

[01:28:16] uh,

[01:28:17] you,

[01:28:17] and you duck out into the,

[01:28:18] uh,

[01:28:18] back into the street and into the crowd,

[01:28:19] like an assassin.

[01:28:21] Excellent.

[01:28:22] Mm-hmm.

[01:28:23] So I shall make my way back to the meeting place.

[01:28:24] Yeah.

[01:28:25] Yeah.

[01:28:25] A few moments later.

[01:28:27] I'll be keeping an eye out while he's talking.

[01:28:29] Yeah.

[01:28:29] Yeah.

[01:28:30] Like you guys are like kind of finishing up your stuff.

[01:28:32] It's like,

[01:28:32] and then he's just like,

[01:28:35] uh,

[01:28:35] you just appear behind him.

[01:28:36] I look away just to check on Finn.

[01:28:38] I look back and he's just right there.

[01:28:39] What?

[01:28:40] Yeah.

[01:28:42] You saw nothing.

[01:28:44] You're right.

[01:28:46] You're actually right.

[01:28:47] Indeed.

[01:28:48] Um,

[01:28:50] well,

[01:28:51] if,

[01:28:51] uh,

[01:28:51] if our,

[01:28:51] uh,

[01:28:52] businesses,

[01:28:53] you know,

[01:28:53] we'll,

[01:28:54] we'll get our,

[01:28:55] our business,

[01:28:56] uh,

[01:28:56] set up for you and,

[01:28:57] uh,

[01:28:59] we'll see you back in the next week.

[01:29:00] Back at that,

[01:29:00] uh,

[01:29:00] the gilded sparrow with your,

[01:29:03] uh,

[01:29:04] merchandise.

[01:29:04] Perfect.

[01:29:05] Glad you're doing business with you.

[01:29:07] And,

[01:29:07] uh,

[01:29:08] if you ever need the,

[01:29:09] uh,

[01:29:09] the BC,

[01:29:10] uh,

[01:29:11] BC's help ever,

[01:29:12] uh,

[01:29:12] ever again,

[01:29:13] uh,

[01:29:14] keep that card.

[01:29:16] Okay.

[01:29:17] Do we need anything else in town,

[01:29:18] guys?

[01:29:19] While we're here?

[01:29:21] I don't know if we should dilly dally too much,

[01:29:23] although we'll take them a little bit of time.

[01:29:25] Yeah.

[01:29:25] Um,

[01:29:25] probably spend that on this ship.

[01:29:26] Oh yeah.

[01:29:27] It will probably take us,

[01:29:28] um,

[01:29:29] probably about,

[01:29:30] uh,

[01:29:31] a night to,

[01:29:33] uh,

[01:29:33] to acquire the goods.

[01:29:35] Okay.

[01:29:37] All right.

[01:29:38] Now I'm going to roll a,

[01:29:39] to see how well they do.

[01:29:43] Mm-hmm.

[01:29:43] Odds or evens?

[01:29:46] I don't know why you're looking at me.

[01:29:49] Aaron,

[01:29:49] odds or evens?

[01:29:51] Odds.

[01:29:55] Okay.

[01:29:57] So you,

[01:29:58] uh,

[01:29:58] what are you guys doing at the night?

[01:30:01] Like,

[01:30:02] while you guys were waiting?

[01:30:03] Cause it's going to take about,

[01:30:03] it's going to take until like the morning for them to,

[01:30:05] they said.

[01:30:07] I want to spend money,

[01:30:08] but I really don't.

[01:30:09] Cause we don't have a lot.

[01:30:10] Yeah.

[01:30:13] So she says,

[01:30:13] you just,

[01:30:13] uh,

[01:30:14] dropped 12,

[01:30:15] 50,

[01:30:15] like,

[01:30:15] uh,

[01:30:16] yeah,

[01:30:17] 12,

[01:30:17] 50,

[01:30:17] right?

[01:30:17] Yeah.

[01:30:18] Yeah.

[01:30:20] We very recently spent almost 50,000,

[01:30:23] like all the money.

[01:30:25] So yeah.

[01:30:25] Um,

[01:30:27] Hmm.

[01:30:28] We didn't spend it.

[01:30:29] We invested it.

[01:30:30] That's true.

[01:30:31] That's very true.

[01:30:34] I don't think I really need anything.

[01:30:36] Um,

[01:30:37] we need more money.

[01:30:38] Yes.

[01:30:39] Yes.

[01:30:39] Well,

[01:30:39] that's what you guys are.

[01:30:40] You get in the land cart to get the money.

[01:30:43] Mm-hmm.

[01:30:44] I'm currently resisting the urge to go buy spells.

[01:30:47] That's what I'm doing.

[01:30:48] Fair.

[01:30:48] All right.

[01:30:49] So you're window shopping in sharp.

[01:30:52] Yeah.

[01:30:54] All right.

[01:30:55] What did you guys go to any bars or any like taverns or anything like that?

[01:30:58] I'm going back to the ship and I'm hiding cause I just made myself terrible.

[01:31:01] That's true.

[01:31:01] Yeah.

[01:31:02] Yes.

[01:31:02] You go back to the,

[01:31:03] the,

[01:31:03] uh,

[01:31:04] the ship.

[01:31:06] Um,

[01:31:07] actually speaking of spells,

[01:31:08] are there any that are straight up just like an equivalent to a fire hose?

[01:31:13] Cause like we were talking about fires in town.

[01:31:16] We don't have a means to stop.

[01:31:18] There used to be.

[01:31:19] Cause like I have cold based spells,

[01:31:21] but it would be handy to have like a torrent of water.

[01:31:23] Yeah.

[01:31:24] Like I could chromatic war.

[01:31:25] Cold shit.

[01:31:26] Wait,

[01:31:26] isn't there a create destroy water,

[01:31:27] um,

[01:31:28] spell?

[01:31:29] Druid shit.