(Cthulhu D20) Grumblehammer Esoterica - Episode 27: Very Scary Solstice Part 3

[00:00:09] Wait what? This looks so scary! Far in the North, away from prying eyes, the Damien Wraith Academy sits. This institution and others across the world have stood as the keepers of many supernatural secrets.

[00:00:29] Like I was saying all the while, teaching those few capable of using the occult and arcane powers, they safeguard and guide the next generation of belief casters, mages and shamans of all worlds. Oh come on! Moving on, it's a strange hidden world out there dwelling beneath the mundane.

[00:00:55] Someone's gotta keep things secret and safe. The world's just not quite ready for it...yet. Get me the August Force! Uh, hello? We are playing Esoterica, it's a camera. Esoterica! Banana Battles, fourth edition. What? Yep, that's right. We all cheered Esoterica and we're not even playing it.

[00:01:21] Yeah, it's weird, right? What do you want to have in my bag? Cause I need to grab it by my face. Alright, so, last we left off, in Esoterica. Esoterica! Hey guys, you guys being Aaron and Dave, we're playing Ezra O'Connell and Hayden... Davenport. Davenport.

[00:01:50] Wors the Force and teleport. Oh yeah, he's like a jumper. The one movie that he did that I actually did not. Nice. Yeah, you guys are hanging out with Uri and some of the other students in Uri's old stomping grounds. His orphanarium. He owns it.

[00:02:12] Yeah, well no, the orphanarium he grew up in. And town they used to live in. You guys were having some winter fun on the ice of the frozen lake nearby. I was catching fish.

[00:02:26] Some preachers kidnapped a girl, or one of the, not a classmate, one of the orphans. And took them up to a high cliff, a cliffed island. I think it was a dog down there? Yeah, it did. It's pretty dull. Yeah.

[00:02:42] That you managed to climb up to and find out what it was taking them. Weird, eldritch creatures. Half plant, half frost. Known as the whorefrosts. They sell their bodies for money? Yeah, definitely. Wrong whorefrost.

[00:03:04] And they took the girl because they thought that she was one of the younglings that they had that had been taken by nightgants. As you guys found out, nightgants are something in the area that they usually don't cause them to a trouble, but they do occasionally take people.

[00:03:20] Which is trouble? Yes. So they should call DW. That's it, I'm done. DW being Damien Wraith Academy. Yes, yes, thank you for the recovery. Because of their nature, they dwell in the dreamlands. So you guys had to go track them out at the dreamlands.

[00:03:42] So you guys speed dialed, Patonius, to get a crash course in Hedge Travel. And figured out how to insert up the ritual. You being Ezra, Hayden, and I believe Yuri came with you. I believe. I believe.

[00:04:02] Into the ritual, and you guys climbed down some stairs, the stairs of deeper slumber, and found the door to the dreamlands. Did Gremlin come along? No, I think you specifically said you don't want to go out of Gremlin coming along. Okay.

[00:04:20] And then you guys opened the door and found yourselves in the enchanted forest. A forest of tall carnivorous trees, possibly carnivorous trees, and giant mushrooms. Mushrooms the size of trees. And bushes. And that is where we left off last time. Where did you get Hallowed Marsh?

[00:04:45] I don't know if you can get it. Okay yeah. No, we're in Orbalas. Is that better? I'm in theme. The game hasn't come out yet. So it doesn't count. It does. We're talking about it. Stop medigaming. But I'm not. Is you are? No.

[00:05:05] I'm talking about games I don't care about. But that's my character's connection. You don't have a connection to that game. You have a connection to the Warframe in Dark Sector. Which is where Orbalas is. Oh, is that? I thought it was that other game.

[00:05:22] Oh, it's the Fortune Land. So wait, you had to reference Warframe the whole time? No, he was the first. Then he referenced Warframe. You are in the right. Aaron, shut up. Wow.

[00:05:40] I should just get to that because that looks like it was focused more on me and Dave. You are paying me 300 bucks to fix that. Yeah. So yeah, you guys are... You look back and the door is closed.

[00:06:00] And it is literally just a door in the middle of the woods on a doorframe. And you are in a semi-alien forest. That's comforting. We're all sane. But we know this is a dream land, right? Yeah, that's true. That's fair. Am I rolling or not? Okay.

[00:06:24] Sorry, just my instinct. Just roll sad. Roll sad. Excuse me. I have both shots. That was your rolling sad? Yeah, it's fine. So where are you guys going? There is a rough trail from the door going outward. Going away from the door.

[00:06:51] You fucking hate titles of games and shit. If you didn't say anything, I wouldn't have even caught that. Wait, what? Really? See? You're bullshitting me. You didn't catch what I said? No. There is like a path going outward. You doomed yourself. You would have been fine. I'm done.

[00:07:10] I'm just trying to stop now. Wow. Give up so easy, Chris. It's like you only got sisters or something. Yeah. Weird. Anyway, so what do you guys do? You guys are a mid-safe forest. Okay, well if there is a rough trail,

[00:07:29] then I'm going to see if we can find a dog to follow the rough, rough trail. I hate your puns. What could summon a dog? I don't know if the man would do it though. That would be the spell.

[00:07:42] That would be the suggestive magic that would be a spell. I don't have a spell for it. You don't have the summon like a... Wait, you're not allowed to match it up? No. Oh, well I do. Nothing to say to that. Actually, you actually do it.

[00:07:57] Roll me a will save. Both of you. Will save? Yeah. No, sorry, no, will save. A fortune save. Use it as a fortune save. Are you sure I can't have it as a will save? Fortune save. 13. 11. Well, never mind. I do have some of nature's ally. Okay, um...

[00:08:26] You guys start... As soon as you pass through the wall, or pass through the door and you start looking at the forest and such like that, you start like... There's something about the air. It's not heavier. It's not lighter. But there's something about the air.

[00:08:42] You both get a belief point back. Yeah, okay. Oh man. Yeah. Man, man, man, man, man. I'm a little annoyed. I'm also a little suspicious that this has tape on the container. Did the other one? No. Seems weird. Other package did. This one does.

[00:09:11] This is also a different packaging entirely, but by the same company. They probably switched packaging because they were having a hard time keeping them close. Probably, yeah. Like just... Skirv just put tape on the rest of them, and the new ones are shipping out. Alright so...

[00:09:30] Yeah so you guys feel a little bit... Like you feel weird? But it's not a negative thing? Good weird. Bam bam bam! Sorry. Start seeing... You start seeing smells and hearing colours. You already have a fungal forest after all. and feeling tastes. So

[00:10:00] That would be terrible. You could feel tastes every time you scratch your own nuts. Oh, that's true. Yeah, that'd be really pretty horrible Oh, yeah Smire, I was not a taste I wanted to taste from Colds a gooseberry. I thought you grabbed your own nuts. No

[00:10:20] Like that gooseberry was not tart at all. It was That tastes bad You could just return them maybe just say this thing is garbage That's a pretty shitty selection of those with each one of them almost all of them having some kind of a mold or something Anyway

[00:10:43] So yeah, you uh, where you guys go you're tracking down the path. Yeah, okay Is it dark? Yeah, it's okay. It's not dark. Well, it's dark like it's clearly nighttime But it's very there's a lot of ambient light

[00:11:00] Like it's almost like there's like a lot like a full moon and do you look up? No Good answer. Good answer. It's like I've been playing the 20 Cthulhu a while This is 2012. Yeah Yeah

[00:11:20] Yeah, there's like some ambient there's some ambient very a lot of ambient light in the area They cast they cast like have muted shadows but kind of give everything kind of Like a very bright nighttime

[00:11:37] Like almost like like when the ground is like covered in snow and there's a full moon And it's like illuminate coming at that false illumination well Yeah, the other reason I'm asking is because I mean am I using day set or night sight? Oh, right?

[00:11:52] I'll see it's it evens out. So it's a pretty good light site That said everybody roll spot Your listen burn There's something spot of ten Listen of Hear nothing but see What spot 10 listen 13. Okay, so I almost did like the highest and worst So that's here somewhere

[00:12:37] Yes, I see it I need to remember to buy another copy Why just to have like one here and then have one at home Let a third one take that it first just off the toilet. Yeah, that's true The toilet version and then and then one you know

[00:12:58] Recording now all right, so you guys You were you saw everything but didn't hear much didn't see much but heard some stuff cool Do you need my actual numbers? Rolled in 1901 Almost both sides of the scale Okay, well

[00:13:22] Short but maybe 30 minutes into your walk through the woods like it's me the path is Is there like it's visibly there though. It's not like well trodden They're There's basically just you're wandering around a meandering path of like gnarled trees and like ravine like hills

[00:13:44] With like giant fungus a giant like mushroom cat like trees all around and Ezra you hear this weird squelching whipping sound like whooping sound like a like some kind of animal, but it's like through a wet squelching and Hayden you see Just dozens of pairs of eyes

[00:14:11] In the shadow in like the in the underbrush like all in one location. They're just around you. Okay Something is He is around watch the feeling we're being watched. Yes, I think we are Oh hi, Harry Was that probably I think so 2008 2008 2009

[00:14:39] I think it was around like early 2000s. I would think so For the for the audience the movies mr. Needs Can I touch your feet? Yeah, so do you Are you gonna keep moving or just yep, okay

[00:15:07] Are am I going towards the sound no, they're basically the sounds coming from the woods beyond like the trail and You're hearing whatever the eyes are and I'm seeing the eyes. Yeah Okay, and they seem to be Like

[00:15:22] Small like sets of eyes like they're not like what's the height situation? They're pretty close to the ground like probably about a foot or two off the ground. Okay And some of them are also some of them are on trees so

[00:15:36] Don't remember did we talk to Yuri about him being here previously or no? Yuri has never been here. Okay Are the heroes? So you just gonna keep going yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing cool Let's bounce Really yes Let's bounce I will start hopping

[00:16:06] As you guys keep going another 20 minutes go by and you guys start hearing without even like rolling a standing You start hearing the pitter-patter of many feet behind you places kind of creepy. Maybe we should start singing

[00:16:23] What song is that all the small things by blink-way to is it some 41 Basically the same thing I That's when you guys hear Yeah, you guys are sort of like singing like just kind of like trying to make yourself feel better all saying

[00:16:58] You guys are being tracked by something and you're trying to It's an unnerving feeling being tracked in the woods. Yeah an alien woods that you're not really with I'm good Right yeah, yeah Nope that's 16 46 your oh you're over your under you have less than 46. I'm at 32 get 32

[00:17:27] Yeah, yeah, he had a hard day You need to go to the the school psych Or psyche Mr. Mackie yeah You'll be in the crying All right, so You take one you're you're trying to the music's this the song I don't do anything To massage your your concerns

[00:18:04] You want you just want to move faster So gotta go as our Hayden starts moving in a quick pace As you guys are going through this following this trail And Hayden just like or a night Yuri's just like Hey wake up we don't we don't

[00:18:23] We should just get out of here just get done And put my hand on his arm and I'm going to oh man just chill just chill You don't want to run away from predators. Yes I go now

[00:18:36] That's that should be the thing to kind of help him get some I actually do to Sasha's ears and possibly get some sounds I was gonna go with handle animal I mean you're starting to go a little crazy so wow that was a check right yeah

[00:18:56] 16 on cycle analysis Okay What does can you actually help somebody get better a little bit? I know I can use it for long-term care. I don't know what if it can be used short-term though. Yeah, I think second analysis The media cares of DC 15 anyway

[00:19:20] Um so the media care when someone suffers an episode of temporary and sandy you can bring him out of it Calm his tears snap him out of it Or whatever else is needed to restore the person to a state. He was in before

[00:19:35] The temporary and sandy this is a full-round action Uh, does not say anything about gaining. Yeah, because you get same Doing this gives you a Santa point per week Mm-hmm. Yeah One point per week. Yeah

[00:19:51] From long-term care. Yeah, so basically what you guys are do you actually consider that for um Like as like while you're uh, because it wouldn't be like wouldn't be a full

[00:20:00] Um, like day to do it. So maybe during the week maybe during um, like the the off the off time Basically like the days of the thing between games basically Um consider how many weeks you've uh gone by and you might build it

[00:20:14] And i'll say because you retain or regain that much sanity back So um, yeah, you guys are being Stalked by things regardless. Did he help me? Oh, yeah, he he he uh, you're not you're no longer like ready to like just run like the first like

[00:20:32] The first satellite like sudden sound. Okay, so you're You keep that loss of sand but you're you're fine Mm-hmm Let's do the shotgun cock it twice. Do you have do you want to summon shotgun? No

[00:20:47] Now I was just being a dink and acting like I already have one there. You do it too wizard staff Because i'm creating that magic atom there you go A pump action was pump action pump action staff. Yeah Good Um All right, so another five minutes go by

[00:21:11] Uh, and they're getting closer And they're they're making more of a cacophonous noise Uh, you don't know if that means that you guys are getting closer to the ed and they're getting testy or they're just They're making noises. Yeah the the uh

[00:21:23] Things behind you and around you. They are catching up quicker like they're quicking their pace Yeah, and they're getting they're starting to actually become very audible in terms of their whipping and their uh They're squelching calls They will probably be on you guys in the next couple minutes

[00:21:44] Okay Should I just drop an alarm on the ground as we're walking to scare them away? Like an audible alarm. That might work. That might work. I also have a flare gun Do you actually have a number you uh, you do not okay, so

[00:22:00] What do we bring with us? You don't bring anything with you Uh, even on your person you have to roll for that to have that. Oh Yeah, okay. What's the cost? It's not actually there is no cost in

[00:22:15] Oh, no, okay. You have clothing. We've been making this entire time. You have the basics, but you don't have any of your gear Not even any of my magic items. No son of a bitch. All right, okay

[00:22:29] You can summon some like there are you can you can roll concentration to bring one into reality Like Patonius did explain it Um Remember to use your concentration as if you don't have your focus anymore unless you can bring with it

[00:22:48] What's your wizard focus? It's the ones that we made Okay, I will say you guys have the wands and they are magic Okay, so they they will manifest with you because they're they're magic. Okay, so that is a 21 on my concentration check 21

[00:23:03] What are you trying to summon or what are you trying to bring pump action wizard staff? Not gonna kind of You get a pump action and a wizard staff But not one Okay

[00:23:18] Was he yet nothing you summon fourth a walking stick. All right, well step in the right direction Roll the 12 just uh Um, not enough for somebody something just for putting an alarm on the ground. Okay. I don't know what's the world of pass it It's probably 10 or 12

[00:23:36] It's either an eight or a 10. Okay. Either way audible alarm. Okay on the ground Uh roll me an intimidation 14 14. Okay um A few minutes pass and uh, you hear behind you guys The alarm go off And it then you hear a lot of panicked screeching and sculpting

[00:24:18] And they start dashing into the wood into the woods be like on either side of the path So you have delayed their attacks Okay, uh and as that happens as you guys keep going

[00:24:31] Um, you see a end to the end to the trail like it looks like there's a large clear. There's some clearing up ahead Okay, uh, and you get in you pass through the the after a few minutes you pass through that uh That opening and you find yourselves

[00:24:46] no longer in the forests Like it is this is the brake line Of the enchanted forest and you find yourselves at a very pastoral um Very like hilly but like that's farm fields and like stone

[00:25:05] Uh stone wall uh perimeters. Okay. If we look behind us, we still sit four. So, okay. There's still a fourth right there Okay, I don't know if it's some weird man goes to stone wall jacks Yeah, i'm not having any barriers anymore

[00:25:21] That was a waste of two bucks You could take them back maybe Although you would have to take them back tomorrow or something Unless it's their open effort midnight Oh, well there you go Okay

[00:25:40] That being said these will be spoiled by them unless we put them in the fridge. Yeah to preserve their shitty taste All right, so Uh say you find yourselves in the um This rather like kind of pleasant farm like land with An actual like dirt road

[00:26:05] That is like it's like path is now widened into a dirt road. Um, you think you see cobblestone like maybe a couple hundred yards away Um and some some houses with uh like straw straw that's uh cottages and uh some uh some some uh

[00:26:22] Stone chimneys that are emitting smoke. Uh some lights are on it's uh clearly at night Also, now you guys have a clear view of the sky roll sand So you might say that there's a countryside and there's some peasants There's some people in their fast group cottages

[00:26:39] Roll sand Because we're aware that trog door is coming no because you saw because now a clear view of the sky And it's trog door striking in the net 53 okay That's a 10 so i'm fine. Okay, uh you see the moon

[00:26:57] It is much larger than the earth the moon that you've ever seen and there's this giant fucking eye in the center of it Staring down at you guys Sure, it's fine And then Same thing that's how that goes

[00:27:19] Yeah, sure. Why not this roll why not? Um, you hear right next to you as you're singing that Werewolves Do you look over yes, there's a cat Yeah, a kitty is a tabby cat. I'm gonna go pet it I Sue my Roll to pet

[00:27:50] Are you first timers to dreamlets? Uh, yeah, see it came to the enchanted forest and that's usually where newbies come through And they're not eaten by zoos Oh zoos. Okay. Yes It's Tasted remorseless, but quite ravenous

[00:28:10] So that's what was chasing us great. Yeah, it's wonderful. Mm-hmm. They're my favorites. Are they? No Yeah, I'm a theater So, um, I guess welcome to oothar To where? Oothar The town that loves cats Sounds like a nice town it is for you to live

[00:28:35] Very nice. No one shall kill the cat in oothar. That's the rule. Okay. What if it's a martian cat? No, my Now you're gonna Saturnian cat It Tilts its head. It's like does those were not only things Oh

[00:28:56] Roll you know roll this would be an academic roll because this would be this would not necessarily be in a cult role This would be basically like a like a a roll for a book that you've read like a story book Like did you read lovecraft?

[00:29:10] So what do I roll for that? Um, I guess just knowledge knowledge intelligence Or just a base knowledge check. Yeah research I guess research. Yeah, because you might have been reading up on this shit Well, I rolled a 19 and I get free on my intelligence. So that's 22

[00:29:27] So you read the dreamland or the the dream quest of unknown kedoth by love by a true lovecraft and probably even read some of the Of the extended stuff from the the call of cthulhu RPG book

[00:29:39] Um, yeah, you know about set of the different types of cats in the dreamlands This is clearly an earthy an earthy a terran cat um And yeah, it's like, huh So you're a newcomer But you know of stuff from us I read some books

[00:29:56] Oh, they have book socks Yeah, they're fiction Well, I mean, what's what's not fiction? Fact I don't like you No one does Start singing warling a park Um Well, what brings you to uh to the tooth are um

[00:30:25] Shit, I don't remember why we're here. You were tracking your nightgowns the nightgowns, right? The whorefrost child we're hunting a nightgown Oh That's a silly thing to do Why is that It'd be sillier to not hunt it because they usually come in packs and they serve

[00:30:45] A great master What's so great about their master? He is nodens Should I know what that is? Uh, yeah without you degrees you're in you're in the books So yeah nodens is the uh, essentially the glove crafting equivalent of odin. Okay. Um, he is the god of hunt

[00:31:05] um, he the nightgowns are his servants and he basically is the He's like Zeus mixed with odens mixed with um like a war vet So he's Oberon. Yeah Okay, he's very much like that. Like fits that that archetype of like god Okay, he's a god of hunt

[00:31:33] It's like yes, he is the most powerful God indeed um not one to be uh crossed You do well to show respect And I don't think you can show much respect for by going out by going after his servants. Well

[00:31:49] Yeah, but he's a god of the hunt right? Yes, and we're hunting Which should please him We one could say that this is in his honor Well when you go and talk to him um, you can uh make that case We have to go talk to him

[00:32:09] I see if you want to go find his nightgowns. I assume yes Well, I just want to find the one that took this kid Yeah Well, I did see some nightgowns, but I'm kind of hungry um

[00:32:22] Sure would be nice if uh some some nice human just give me some food um Concentration of 19 to conjure a can of tuna Done Is not a can most Oh, actually roll will save if you'd like to actually be in can yes 16

[00:32:46] Okay, it is not a can of tuna. Jesus your will saves are high 19 For any uh to some modern shit into a it to instill your will upon a A pocket dimension yes Yeah, um, so you summon forth a uh or a lead lined can of tuna

[00:33:07] No, uh, you summon a basically an actual tuna Okay Ah Yes Sorry allow me to rephrase that yes Eating So it takes about five minutes to uh devour every morsel of tuna Um, and then it is a nice large one cat

[00:33:45] That's like oh the full sleep. It does not help us I'm kind of tired. Do you guys want to just go to the tavern in town for a little bit? They got they usually serve me milk that would go really well with this tuna What 15 15 to summon milk

[00:34:05] Fuck Is there a cow nearby there there are cows. I'll be right back Do you actually go if you want no, it's legitimately if you want to do it go for there's an oxen in the There's a couple of oxen in the field

[00:34:21] And uh rolls are bucket in your box check. All right I'll keep rolling that number Uh And this is all right. I mean you're gonna go on my spot 10 You do see a stables very like nearby. Um, so there's probably a bucket or something that in there. Okay

[00:34:43] You will need to sneak over the the fence and go across the field To that see some height moves out. Yep. Is there Yeah, fortunately it's not still I'm I'm seriously considering like remodeling the the character sheet

[00:34:59] To and streamlining some of the skills to be more acrobatics and stuff Yeah And like perception because perception can mean not just sight and hearing but also like smell and so with that

[00:35:08] I guess either way awareness check basically. Um, yeah, so yeah rolling your hide moves on hide moves around only Why do you keep rolling that number What which one was that? Uh So the hide was uh 10 again and moves out only it was no

[00:35:29] Was no well, it was I rolled a two so it's probably um you trip over five total um You you you you you you you snap you stub your toe on a on a rock and like And like curse out. Um

[00:35:45] And you're about halfway there when that happens and you're just like uh, and you look around In the single lights uh flickers on in the in the uh the farmhouse You're I'm in the middle of a field. Yes with the oxen just crazy

[00:36:02] Um, the cat is looking uh, you're over I assume you're with the cat as well like on the main road with European stuff cats just like You guys could we could just go to the top like your friends really complicated

[00:36:17] We like to do things the hard way. Yeah, that's how we do it. Oh, it'll be entertaining at least This is how we do it You know see if I can conjure a freaking hay bale on top of myself

[00:36:29] Actually, no, I'm not rolling that one. Fuck that dies Um Plus concentration 21 21. Um, yes. Oh, so you like summon it like like doing the the hedge magic basically I'm wanting to summon a hay bale that has an opening in inside of it

[00:36:49] So I can you fall it falls on you and like covers you cool And you pick up the edge and you start like creeping around. Of course. Yes I'm watching for their question. My question is

[00:37:00] Yeah, you're watching from the from the road and you're looking through your paybale. Um, somebody looks out like comes out and is like Hey Eddie some of that someone out there Like looks a little bit out there You guys wait like five minutes

[00:37:17] He notices you on the you and you're on the road. It's like Hey, what are you doing? I That's racist Apparently the okay symbol. I know I know bullshitting it. Anyway, it's a white power simple Fuck off. Oh god. Damn. Anyway. Um, yeah, no, he's like, it's like

[00:37:42] What are you doing out so late? Travellers dancing in the moonlight We'll be careful the moonbeasts might get you Okay, are you in my field? I've been on the road the whole time

[00:37:58] Okay, I won't make you roll a sedge. I won't make you roll a bluff check because that's technically true Even though I said no this Why am I talking like this? Uh after a few moments he goes to the second side Um, yeah um Roll a uh 42

[00:38:23] These are interfering a little bit. This is not some flat Because I was like in between two and 18. I didn't want to be a dick 18 Okay, you do not fall over as an oxen has come over and started munching on my hey. Oh great

[00:38:40] Uh, and it's like pushing you really all Eating your disguise Okay, but you managed to get over to the uh the stables Um And you find a bucket cool and a stool Is there a cow there? The oxen That's the only one

[00:38:59] The oxen in the field are the cows. Okay, I just didn't know if there's one where I am already No, they're they're out grazing at night

[00:39:06] Okay, then I'll we'll head back over to have them right there. It's feeding on your munching on your head. Oh, I thought I had the goel sword Okay, fine. Yes the the one that's munching on the hay bale. I will attempt to fortunately

[00:39:14] Oh, she handle animal. Yeah roll hand. Well first off roll spot check Okay Uh 16 and you notice that it's female I was gonna say if you fail, you know if it failed I wouldn't I would okay. How does this work? And these guys like

[00:39:37] I thought there was four I just realized there's only one other yeah, that's weird right Yeah, you know you you notice that it is actually a female so it's not a bull Look at that for you He's not very bright is he? That would be his reaction

[00:39:59] Yeah, you you sit down and I guess roll hand away to okay to milk a cow or milk an oxen. I've done this before Have you? See Was that seven Yeah, okay And this is what Hayden was killed by an ox. Yep

[00:40:26] Animal fads are actually kind of monsters in this um Well in reality that the animal itself is Domesticated correct. Well domesticated ish Like it's a farm animal. Yes, and it gets milked on a regular basis. Yeah, but he's doing it

[00:40:44] So it's not so the animals not going to fight him on it. No because it's already trained to accept this. Yes That's still a seven Like I'm not good. Yeah, you're it's not a one start it

[00:40:57] You start kind of like you're just full. You're not sure what you're doing and it loses interest and starts falling off back into the feet dragging me by the teeth Do you hold on

[00:41:10] Okay, because I was gonna kick you out. Yeah. Yeah. No. Did I gather any no cool Uh, you can try it again though. You can try and get another one and uh, we're trying like calm this one down again

[00:41:21] I'm leaving. Is he good? But you you marched back disjected. No back to the road and I was like Well, you tried and that's not what's important Thanks little shit

[00:41:38] But hey now I can say I attempted to milk an ox so that's cool. Yeah. Yeah the cat starts For a second like it pops up on its behind legs and starts doing this It's just clapping a little bit. So the tavern, okay Go ahead tavern

[00:42:00] If there's girls there I want to do them Um, all right. So you guys uh, he asks um, you specifically uh, may I use you? I'm sorry. Uh, he uh, the cat asks, um, Hayden specifically

[00:42:13] Um, could you lay up? Could you put your arm down for a second? Could you tell me why? I'm going to find out on your shoulders

[00:42:24] And he hops he runs up your your arms. That was good. I'd catch him. I know okay fine. Climb up your arms. That's fine And he's now mounted between like basically on the back of your neck along like folded like a like a small

[00:42:37] It's a collar. Yeah, like a small collar around your shoulders like this is really comfortable. Thank you You're welcome. I guess To the tavern To adventure There's probably adventuring to be there So you guys walk into town. Um, Lovar is a very um, homey Uh, city

[00:43:04] Not quite a village but not quite a city. Um, it's a nice quaint town my farm town And there's people actually still out and about Um, there's also a small guard. Um, but they're very uh like they've got like some basic art like medieval armor and

[00:43:22] Just like a spear in one hand and a lantern in the other I didn't know if you meant small guard as in not many or there's just one garbage this tall Um, and one of them actually passes you. It's like hailing well met

[00:43:36] Ditto travelers where do you hail from? Canada Where is Canada? It's far to the north Oh, you're one of them. Oh, he slinks away suspiciously Legit, he slinks away suspiciously. Hey, so far to the north of the south He's trying to counter

[00:44:07] Okay, we'll keep an eye on you outsiders Well, yeah, basically does that are you doing that to him? I'm doing that to him This walks away Okay, so now you you've made well with the uh, It made well with the uh

[00:44:25] With the uh with the villagers. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely Um, we're talking to the Academy. What the fuck? Yeah, um Far to the north is in Aqua. Far to the north far to the north. Oh, okay, sir Scratch it out. Take it for a damn

[00:44:47] Far to the north There is Uh a town a city called in Aqua and also the plateau of land which many fear and dread. Oh, land. I'm familiar with land No, no, I'm familiar with land. Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah Okay, uh

[00:45:05] It's out of the box. Yeah. No, you're it's not a good place to be Um, the the creatures from there The only bits of their description that I recall is that their mouths are full of tentacles Oh, that's nice. That's real nice

[00:45:19] Um and because the the creatures maintain a connection to Lang when they're not there They have fast healing Yeah That's annoying. Yeah, Lang is not a cool place to be well when you're an outsider If you live if you're in heaven of there, it's probably awesome

[00:45:37] No, it's also where the spiders of playing come from which are basically giant she-lob style spiders Who know magic in our solar servers? Yeah They actually know they're basically she-lob Because they're they're basically giant intelligent sorcerer spiders I don't think she logs a sorceress

[00:45:55] But she's got magic. I don't think she does. Okay. Well, I'm thinking of the shadow of war Game. Oh, okay. She might in the shadow of where she's actually like a Demi god thing that has like powers and shit and she transformed

[00:46:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah because she's actually uh, I think she's I think she's on the same, um Power range as like Gandalf. Yeah, that's what I do in the same way that of Balrog. Yeah, really. Yeah There you go. But anyway, um

[00:46:22] Yeah, so north is bad north is generally frowned upon in the uh, the mid section of the dreamlands Which is where you are. So what would be safer to say we're not from the dreamlands? Honestly, yeah

[00:46:36] I don't know why you said you were like, I don't know why you didn't just say you were dreamers Because I don't know these things it's almost like it's as you said we're noobs here. Yes Well next time you'll know you're dreamers

[00:46:50] Next time maybe our our uh, what's the word? The word for someone is like guiding you through our guide Maybe next of our guide will inform us a little bit more

[00:47:02] Yeah, well, I mean if you have a little bit more food and some milk you have an entire fish Yeah, I could definitely use some more I bet you could Anyways, oh, that's fine. I should have brought my dog

[00:47:18] Battle of the century, dreamlands cat against their crumble out. No, it's true Um, okay, so if I just does the tavern, um It's basically like a medieval tavern. Yes You walk in the cat jumps off your back Don't forget the milk

[00:47:37] Hops down. I am and you go over to the uh, do we have money? That's a good question I do now How much or no what would what it was the roll? Uh, he's rolling to summon money. I know I rolled an 18 An 18 will do And it is

[00:47:59] Coin of the top of the period because you didn't bother with the bullseye. Exactly Manifest the simulator Um, yep some some guild are whatever they whatever the dreamlands has gold coins Or some electronegots silver or like bloodstones Um, and a dreamlands cat kidneys No

[00:48:24] No one shall kill a cat Or face the the wrath of cats They're valuable because they died of natural causes. Yeah, exactly. There you go Anyway, um, you get to die nine times of the causes Rather burly jovial man. Um, well, I was like, oh

[00:48:44] Welcome into my tavern. Uh, what can I get you? You seem Out of place You're not from around here. We're dreamers Dreamers Everyone we have dreamers. Yeah Yeah Carl and there was fun for choosing. Yeah

[00:49:06] Yeah, no, actually everybody's kind of excited to hear about dreamers like uh, tell me what what's it like in the real world now? What what's it like in the waking world these days? Well, do they still have Steam engine ships Sort of sort of um

[00:49:26] Allow me to tell you the tale of this is the tale of toni montana Let's go say patista. Oh say patista Uh, let me tell you the story of well it starts in the year 1985 Dr. M. M. Brown

[00:49:51] And so you were great to regale him on the story of back to the future. Yes Oh time travel what a miraculous thing I didn't think you that's amazing Right Well, uh, what could I get you? Drill a drill ladders dreamers Uh, it'll be half off Her shirt

[00:50:18] Eh, eh, that's my wife I was hoping it was your daughter. Sorry It's okay. That's my daughter. She's even hotter All right. All right. All right. That drink for me and a drink for her She's already

[00:50:35] Doesn't matter you said I'm not here for long. It's okay. They're sure it's only half off. It's not fully off Roll the policy if you want to do this Is her name Sarah no He's sure yes Yeah, exactly cares Okay, um, I'm doing this for another girl

[00:50:58] Um, but yes, what can I get you we have We have all manner of ale and mead Mead and milk a little bowl of milk. Oh, oh You have a cat Well, I mean it's not ours. It's just a stray well

[00:51:16] All with our in cats are not strays they all have hopes here And he passes it gives you a bowl of milk like to put down Okay, I'll put it on the ground Thank you And he he gives you a choice of uh peach mead um

[00:51:33] Honey meat like traditional honey mead or um Dragon fruit to mead I'll try the dragon fruit mead. Okay It's one of our specials. It's rather rare Drink it and gain fire run gain You may it has a little bit of a kick to it

[00:51:54] Uh, roll are you drinking it? Yes roll for a dude or die You died Fortitude and Um, you'll take a d4 of damage Okay As you just start you take a huge gulp and then it immediately comes back up from your gullet but as fire

[00:52:22] The rule you're like out of your mouth see weren't wrong Now do I take it or does my odds are working? So you didn't roll for the d4. Oh, yeah, it's before not just four. Yeah, it's not straight forward I'm watching to So to Still

[00:52:44] But um, yeah to damage Uh, and it does not get soaked up by your odds honor because it's inside of you It's like kind of like I got an atomic with the bartender's daughter Oh, okay

[00:52:57] That was going to reference. It's like having an atomic fart inside of you. Oh god be shot inside of you All right, yes it has had quite a kick to it doesn't it Tasty See now drunk can I have some more? Yes, that'll be uh, two two coins

[00:53:22] Yeah, you pop it. Do you just do that? Well, how many points did he make the first time? Oh, I didn't say are you a scholar of the orcanoats? I believe the word you're looking for is yes, I'm a wizard so cut to a few seconds minutes later

[00:53:39] He's uh, Aaron is now at the gallows being lynched as a witch. No No, no, uh, he is like oh well Ah, no, I wouldn't be lynched Because I don't weigh the same as a duck Fair enough That's true

[00:53:59] Anyway, that's what you said they push out of the duck. It's like super overweight Yeah Put it both the scales like I feel like this is cheating I don't know if your laws are fair here to be honest. Well, this is medieval times. Yeah, that's true

[00:54:17] Anyway, this didn't actually happen Yeah, he's just kind of in a bit of a awe of your power of your talents Um And what what do you want the concerns he points to and what the fuck do you want? The fuck's your deal bro?

[00:54:41] Um Yuri calls it just takes the peach mead And uh, all right, I'll do with the honey the straight of honey. Okay Straight honey, just just honey. It's a jar of liquid amber. Yeah, of course and The slowest chugging match ever Come on

[00:55:02] It's it would be like it'd be like that uh, was it maple syrup? Um Chugging from super troopers. Well at least with maple syrup you've been like it does Also the the they weren't actually chugging me like a syrup. They're actually just chugging uh nest tea

[00:55:19] Like in that but anyway, um Yeah, you um, it's delicious like amazing um And the cat is just about done its milk um So you're going to pass but they start trailing off a little bit. So it's walking watered off a little bit. Mito kitty Yes

[00:55:40] Which name by the way, uh, what was your cat's name? Archie? Uh, archie. Okay. Um So what's your name? His name is archie. Oh, um He said you were gonna help us right um, right

[00:55:55] What was it you did not say ask me again? I just I just didn't care. Oh, that's fair. I mean that's such a thing Um the what were they called? Nightgown the night John you say that aloud in the tavern Yep

[00:56:11] Okay, we'll do that in character. I'll be like, what were they called and you'll be like night gone I met with a loud belch. Yeah Everyone is very quiet Like in the river like there's like a hushed tone it's like

[00:56:25] Uh, what do you do? What and the bartender comes up to you or like what like means over to you? It's like Uh, what business do you have with nightgowns? Took a friend of ours Yeah, we're hunting it The hunter night gone is to

[00:56:42] Hunt one of the servitors of no-tons. Yeah, great. No, I'm sorry. Everybody's like great I'll continue. I'll join it. Great You all right Who hunts the hunter The adversary are you cultists to the adversary? You have to tell us if you are

[00:57:03] And then and then Clarence was like actually he did they really don't like that's that's like, why would they why would be Why would cultists tell them that they were cultists and it's like shut up Clarence um

[00:57:15] Okay, so do I know the adversary the adversary is Nair Lefatep Oh, okay. He is the nemesis of nodens. Okay. Well we met right? Have you actually met you've not met Nair Lefatep in this game Yeah, you haven't actually met nodens. All right, you've not you know

[00:57:36] You just again to you and Nair Lefatep and nodens and all them are from those those lovecraft books Okay. Yeah. No, I'm not really uh, not really a fan of uh, narrow let the tap That's good. Uh, because they're

[00:57:51] followers of that of the dread one the adversary is no friend to this who? Nair No Oh do not speak his name. All right. So just to be clear the name you don't want me to speak as Nair. Yeah adversary

[00:58:08] Okay, well I'm Nair. I mean it's not like a German. I mean it's not like we're saying a hater or anything Um, actually somebody in the background you hear a splurge and somebody's head just exploded roll sand

[00:58:22] I'm not joking somebody's head Clarence's head just exploded. Well who cares about Clarence? No, that's that's that's bad. Yeah. Yeah take 27. I'm all right. I can actually That's fine. So you're oh dude, you may not be fine. I ruled the way there

[00:58:37] Yeah, but Sam like depending on what I'm gonna roll. So the role is unnecessary. No, no It is okay. It lessens the effect. Yeah, it lessens the effects. That's uh finding a mangled human corpse. I think that would be more Surprise to find a human corpse. Yes

[00:58:53] I think that would be it. So roll you're fine but roll d3 You had to drink hurt more than that I could have made it Somewhere between that like a d4 because uh a d6 is witness of friends violent. Yeah, it's not friends. It's not friends

[00:59:23] So it's a friend of a friend. Yeah It's a friend of the two Okay, so you took two uh as they're like Don't say their names Their names have power I know you're a dreamer and some and you're not privy to some of our of our rules but

[00:59:40] please for the sake of sake of my my uh my clientele Do not say their names So only if I'm surrounded and badly threatened then show that name repeatedly. Gotcha Whoa

[00:59:54] Just like does a symbol it's not it's effectively the like crossing yourself, but it's not the cross. It's something else It's a five pointed star with wobbly. Yes. It's it's some weird like

[01:00:06] It's it's actually it's a five minutes. It's the branch version. It's the original branch version. It's like Yeah Yeah, um Uh, I'm I'm sorry you have to leave Yeah, he's basically telling you guys are going to leave

[01:00:25] I'm finished my drink it well finish your drinks and then you're out to go because like Clarence wasn't well liked but he has a family It wasn't our fault. You said his name Yeah, I didn't say anything What are you looking at? Oh, you're making gold

[01:00:43] Uh 19. Okay. You how much are um a bag of gold for the family? Roll a uh roll a d20 17. Okay. There are 17 coins in that bag. I will hand it to the bar keep and save her's family I can know Sorry

[01:01:05] I'm sure they will appreciate at least that but uh you may want to leave up the back Um once they find out that somebody's Said the name and killed one of their their kid and they don't take too kindly. I understand

[01:01:19] We'll be out of here as soon as possible. Yes, because where is that damn cat? Yeah, the cat so yeah, you're talking are you talking to the cat? I was previously to the head explosion. Yes Oh, that was that was interesting That's a word for it

[01:01:35] So yeah, what was what was I? Answering you guys about or were they talking the thing that we came here to do Come here. Let's walk inside away from the people. All right, so you guys bracket like carry him out. He's just like this like

[01:01:50] Yeah, I'm carrying my long cat. Yeah, uh after you finish tricks he goes outside. You're just like Guys seriously like Even I don't know if to say the names. I mean you could have told us I didn't think we were actually here

[01:02:04] Usually, you know, I mean in our world. They don't have real like power. Yeah, so we save them all the time in our world Yeah, don't see them here. I guess Well good to know. Yeah, we learned we learned through failure

[01:02:16] We failed but we failed upwards. Yeah, of course. That's my best end. Let's just Talk to the cat As you guys are sitting in the back alley of the tavern No, we're gonna a couple of buildings like in the shadows. Okay Can you put me down

[01:02:33] This is very this is this is mildly comfortable Very funny. Okay, you put it all you put it all like a like a about the end or something. Yeah Yeah, so so sorry What do you what did you want me to tell you night gone?

[01:02:48] Right. Yeah. Yeah, I saw some I saw some nightgowns. They were flying um do That it's tail goes up and just like um Like What was headed to the black dunes? Um, I think they're that way he points Westish Okay

[01:03:09] You're actually not you're actually not sure what what what where the directions are here. Mm-hmm Yeah, that yeah, I believe they were heading west for the black dunes in the daughter

[01:03:19] That's out of town. I imagine that's that's several days walk out town. How do you know they're going over there? That's where that's just the direction that was the direction I saw them going Is there anything between the town and that? Oh, there is a map

[01:03:33] Me real life not cat Well, you can do that too Ah, there you go. Thank you. You're welcome There's so um you there is a mountain range Between you guys and there Yeah, there's a yeah, there's a mountain range. Um, the road goes around winding through the mountains

[01:04:04] Um and then to the desert to the black dunes desert, uh where minare is Um, yeah It shouldn't take more than a couple of days It's like Do you maybe Trying to conjure a train With uh, what's the roll? 17 that does not cut it

[01:04:38] Uh, all right train was too big. We got to scale the town a bit bicycles Mobile what are you doing? He's just like seeing you like are you constipated? automobile natural 20 All right, um roll will save Will yep

[01:05:08] 20 okay, it is it is actually a car and not just a cart Okay, cool with a horse drunker you actually summon. Uh, what kind of car? Hmm, what are the road conditions? Uh, oh, I mean it's I mean they're mountains so like probably rocky and Bowling cool who

[01:05:30] Sorry, uh like rocky and um and like Uh gravelly and sandy rough terrain Horses will be fine military jeep or hummer Hmm Also, you see just someone this out on the on the street. Yep. It's like, huh

[01:05:51] Can I come with you guys? That was really hummer with a mini gun top Uh, our mini gun is so the the this if you if you make it a military jeep like the the hummer There is no machine gun

[01:06:05] But there is the spot for one you need to manifest in that that's a secondary thing I think we should probably just go with the jeep. Why is that lighter? It's narrower. Yeah, it'll probably have an easier time on mountain trails yeah

[01:06:21] Although I did see a hummer recently they have these weird tires on it We're like Normally they roll and then you press a button inside and they stop rolling And the top part comes out and the bottom parts come out and it's tread

[01:06:32] It's not just turning it like transforms into a tread That's cool. It's pretty neat. It's pretty neat. Mm-hmm that being said jeep's fine. Okay, so you summon jeep and um People start coming out of their houses because

[01:06:47] This new what is this thing like they look at it like they're looking at it at what you guys Sometimes when you guys see like a hideous monstrosity like from beyond time to space That's what they're seeing here is like What is it guys?

[01:06:59] Like there's like a soft murmur of concern We're like unlocking like Exactly Run! It's a demon! The iron beast They just start running back like to the hell. Well, basically looks like a carriage Yeah, but it's still like it's technically they're not used to that kind of level

[01:07:22] Also how stupid are these people? They're pretty dumb. Oh, they're yobles. There you go It's cleanest the slack John All right, so you guys get into the uh, the jeep reference. Okay, so is it is actually a jeep? Yes. Okay Um, you hop in full tank

[01:07:40] Sweet no keys Actually you wouldn't have it would and it does have keys Um, but it doesn't because it wouldn't be a push one At this time period or you guys don't have that in 2008 Well, that was really expensive in 2008

[01:07:57] Uh, yeah, you have a you have a fully fueled up working jeep in the dreamlands. All right I see my uh, my hedge hedge, uh, hedge magic, um, uh system is working perfectly Mm-hmm

[01:08:13] I mean it's pretty pretty good because you guys have tried to summon things that hasn't worked But then you try to summon other things and they work so yeah, yeah the freight train didn't work But that's it god that was terrifying especially since there's no train tracks

[01:08:25] Well, I was I was That's the thing or they're trying to send the train with train tracks No thinking that hey, it'll just go the whole way there and we could just take a nap in the train

[01:08:36] So no, it would be more like you have a train and you have the first set of tracks But now every like 50 yards you have to basically summon something keep summoning more new track Oh wow That would be basically for for three days

[01:08:50] Because it's gonna be a three day track a track. Well, it wouldn't have been a three day track on on freight train. No But that kind of distance yes Okay, all right. Well, uh, I guess I'll start the jeep Um, and then I'll people run farther

[01:09:09] I'll look over at uh, I'll look over at Hayden and say hey, you got your license Yes 30 are in a futile medieval fantasy world. Yeah, I think it's more along the lines of do you know how to drive? Do you know how to drive? I could weigh it

[01:09:29] Wait, I could also I don't think they have laws They might have laws for carts. I don't not think they have laws for For I'm asking about experience. It's uh, geez. Have you got any experience driving?

[01:09:41] I mean let me change things. I have no action. Let me just check my stat sheet What? Metta. Hang on I got this he does not have a driver. I got this 15 to summon a driver's license All right, we'll take a uh, uh fresco though Sure

[01:10:10] Could I have a root beer while you're up? No, uh preferably a warm one. Okay, sure Whoa Sorry, I'm uh, I'm over it all like that. That's fine All right, so you started up Got a lot of power to it behind it um

[01:10:34] Question is would it be a stick or automatic? You get an option um If it's like an old world war two cheap then it would be a manual Up until probably the 70s or 80s. Well, how new is how new are you generating here? I

[01:10:54] Would say that it would be a pretty good one In that case roll a percent off Um is when What what was the roll Or did you roll yet? I did roll. Okay, hang on get 20 You're lucky Low or automatic and it was high moving manual Mm-hmm

[01:11:30] Yeah, that's a little easier then. Okay. Okay, so so I'll pop it in the gear and I'll hit the gas Go over first right the wrong gear into the into a run over seven people Sorry Let's make it rain I need that spell

[01:11:53] I said it's cool. It's just like You're welcome Um the cat is on the dashboard. It's like all right Let's take this iron beast and go. All right, I'll slam the gas It's the back the car the back seat. I guess we're eurious

[01:12:18] I can't think we picked something wasn't just a two door, right? Yeah There'd be a problem. All right, so you guys are off Um On your travel, um Yeah, it's going to probably be about a big and a half Uh from with this, uh

[01:12:35] So are you guys taking turns driving? Or is just one person driving the entire way? Um, well we can take turns driving. Okay, both get a little bit of experience doing it. Yeah

[01:12:48] Yeah, so about maybe by the end of this we can have a rank in it. Maybe one. Yeah. Yeah, actually, you know what? Um, um roll me a roll me a base like default drive without the drive Ranked but like what that what you would roll for that

[01:13:05] What 21 k you are definitely getting a point of drive Okay from just the experience of learning of being of this trip because you have to go around It's a meandering path. Uh once you get out of like the pastoral like farm fields and the uh the uh the

[01:13:23] Kind of some open like serengeti almost style Fields you see zebras with a unicorn uh bladed or like like they look like unicorns That are zebra pattern, but their horns are like sickle-blank blades Um and there's Like um breath two headed to rafts

[01:13:45] With like spines like spines going down their back Um, well most most things have spines going down their back I mean like like like like like xenomorph style Sorry, yeah, you made it funny. I know I couldn't help that you weren't laughing I don't buy a fun. Oh

[01:14:06] Um And you get about you're trekking along for about four or five hours uh roll spot check Also, can I be trying to summon things while he's driving? Um, just for these five hours. Yeah. Do I need a reason?

[01:14:22] No, I mean within reason. Oh with not not like huge like nothing like I summon the trade I Just summoning random shit just leaving it all leaving it all over the place. Yeah. Yeah, uh, so for some yeah

[01:14:37] What are you doing that aircraft carrier? Yeah, because you guys are basically traveling through like um hilly serengeti like hilly like scrubland Right. Um, you've passed you you it took about an hour to get out of the uh the farm fields of sun

[01:14:51] So in that five hours, what have you been doing? What have you been creating or trying to create? of life I kind of want to try to see if I can just summon uh the proto armor from dark sector Because you can get in that

[01:15:11] Tell me what when you guys Break to switch drivers That's when that'll happen But you can make the roll to see if you do it now Okay This is one No, damn your mission to make a fart no Sure, you poop a little in your hand

[01:15:36] Literally from the concentration The catch is like yes smell something. No, what are you talking about? Yes, whoever smelled it dealt it little pussy I have free defense Yes Um There are no windows. There are no windows. Why are there well? What kind of jeep is it?

[01:15:58] Is it like the open air jeep style? Like straight up SUV Is now okay there you go But no, what kind of is actually oh, I mean it's just a cheap you can take the doors and roof off of any It's just it's just like

[01:16:13] Like this is like like disappear off one Or they just blink out of existence Or just sheds like a weird like ethereal skin and it's suddenly the other car I'm good with that But you only get one of those like has he rolled it that 20? Okay Um

[01:16:33] To cosmetically change it. Uh, but yeah, so you rolled what on your uh spot check Is 17 17, uh, you notice a sign coming up like a wooden like an old um, like on a thick wooden post maximum 50 kilometers for a howler

[01:16:50] Do you slow down to see what it says or do you see it driving? Okay, uh, it is in a weird language Um Do you want to ask the cat? Yes, okay Huh beware of wamps Flumps no wamps flumps flimps

[01:17:09] No flumps are too far east. Oh, okay wamps are uh They're they're hairy full of teeth Claws It's unpleasant from what I've heard Good to know. Uh, looks like this is a

[01:17:24] They're one of their territories right smack that through in the middle of the uh the trail you wear wamp crossing Okay, got it So noisy Jeep car. Let's see if you attract anything how fast you won't

[01:17:42] Huh, let's go faster. So you guys are driving you're driving. Are you are you picking up speed at all? Or are you uh, just kind of trying like a heating speed okay? Um

[01:17:54] Just for the the effect there is a glass of water in the car and you start hearing I think I've seen this before in a movie Or you hear hearing this like flooding sound like coming off from like the side um

[01:18:11] Hayden you're in the in the passenger side Do you look through the uh the rear view mirror like your your side mirror to see What that is? um, there's something ripping through the the the um the scattered brush and and like ripping up trees

[01:18:28] It's about the size of a house Um, it's hairy. It's got teeth. It matches the description the cat game of a wamp And it's barreling towards you guys at like a gorilla. All right So, um these wamps um spider like legs like like multiple appendages. All right

[01:18:48] These wamps are they like the size of like a cabin? Roughly. Yeah. Yeah, I think so cool. So so that's one right there behind us Yes, yes, uh Can this go faster?

[01:19:06] Roads where we're going we don't know no bro. No wrong wrong one wrong quote. Let's see if you best do 90 Well, I thought the other one was apt because we weren't really on a road

[01:19:23] Yeah, that's true. Yeah, uh, but yeah, so you guys are being chased. Um, so this will be a three round, um chase, uh Before it catches up to you or and if it You guys manage to fail like three times it will catch up to the jeep. Okay

[01:19:40] Okay, we'll have a combat so, um Roll uh your drive It's a good thing you got that one drive rank. Yeah, right You can also do something to maybe like try and stop the creatures one. Yeah, I'm thinking It's Uh, okay, so that's 15 15

[01:20:04] Okay, so you pump your put you push the the throttle down but it's It's it's you're gaining a little bit more traction, but like You're having to also War go around a bunch of like winding parts

[01:20:17] So and you're going certainly well, uh, it's starting to get more hilly here. Okay, um So you're you're managing to keep speed going. Um hate or no, okay, urie asks should I Spin like like do something

[01:20:32] Like to stop it. Yeah, we don't know what your power set is though. So it's all on you, bro. Cool. Um Drive in here drive in Shit Well, I guess if it works for you guys it might work for me

[01:20:50] Um, actually, what's your uh, what's your uh dexterity or your initiative by air or Dave? Initiative one. Yeah, what okay, so you actually go first before you Oh, I haven't rolled for initiative

[01:21:02] No, I'm just my I'm just your base. Okay. So you're going you go first. So what what are you doing before you're Hmm Probably a two

[01:21:18] And my dex is plus two so it'll be two. Okay, so you actually so actually this is actually a you go first then him then then you're okay Then bend or then fry Okay

[01:21:39] Sorry bend or then flex it let's warm up right all right. That didn't seem right. Let's do it off the First bend better than flex so then fry That doesn't seem right either. Uh, let's do it by let's do it by rank. I don't buy

[01:21:52] By rank. Yeah by rank first bend or then flex over then fry Flex so it ranks me that's flex so it ranks me sir Hayden what do you do? uh Just like We're to attempt to summon a galaxy which is a gun for more frame

[01:22:16] Okay, it is a nice laser. I'm gonna see you talking to something. Okay Stop That does not work. It's 10 you can't use your magic You can also increase spells. Yeah. Yeah. Is that my turn though? Uh, no you can um That year. Yeah, that's probably

[01:22:36] I'd say like trying to summon something to existence is probably a full round action I imagine it's a standard action at least yeah I Can't really do anything on the move action. So not really it's fine. Um

[01:22:51] I was thinking ice to slow him down. I don't really have a nice projectile Like mystic dart is flavored to be ice, but I don't think we ever talked about if it actually does slowing effects Yeah, okay. Well Yuri's gonna try something

[01:23:05] pops up through the the canopy of the uh the jeep Oh in d&d ice doesn't usually do a slowing effect. It usually does dexterity damage really? Yeah, that's weird Wouldn't do slow Well when you get cold your fingers getting up

[01:23:22] I guess but it's actually like magical ice stuff that's going like staying on your body. The problem is is that uh Slow is um one of the few time spells in D&D you get time spot you time stop you've got slow you've got haste

[01:23:40] Um, but slow is like a third level spell. So you can't really apply that effect for the lower level spell Otherwise it would become a really OP spell really fast Okay, so um Yuri is like all right, let me try this Hedge magic bullshit and he just huh

[01:24:00] and A large column of stone pops up behind the jeep Oh, all right That works. Yes. I was trying to do it just like You know from like home alone too with the the giant cut like the giant metal beam

[01:24:18] The guy that the kid like has on like swing. Yeah, I was trying to get that It looks like you did it. Well, I mean it's it works as it comes barreling down at the thing um and it It jumps over it

[01:24:30] It's like she all you guys can totally donkey calling this If I could summon a goddamn thing Uh, but it's up to you now. You're next. Uh, there's a tree ahead of you There's a split in the road. It goes around the tree watch out for that tree

[01:24:47] Um, I will say that the one side pretty you'd be Uh, you'd be scraping along the edge of the of a rocky part and the other side kind of slopes down on the unedged Yeah, I'm gonna take the rocky part. Okay 21 okay you like

[01:25:10] Like I managed to pop it up on two wheels and not act not touch the tree and not touch the rock face Nicely done. Here was an accident Um and then uh Hayden, what are you doing?

[01:25:37] I guess yeah, I'll just attempt the same sort of thing and just see if that works Um, I'm gonna just try to summon just a vertical tree out of the ground. Okay

[01:25:46] Like a large a large enough tree that it would um impede his progress if he smacked into it Uh 18 18 will allow it to summon uh, well, well if you want to have it That should be a tree or something like or just have it be like whatever

[01:26:02] Uh, like from the tree is pre period appropriate That's true. Although I wouldn't say it would be a tree I'd say even more like a pole or something like a like a column of some kind or something

[01:26:10] So trees here some many objects you left a forest. No, no, I know I get that but I mean like I don't know if it'd be something a tree per se because you can't summon like like because trees are living things

[01:26:22] You can create objects. You can't create life No, you can create items and objects you can create constructs But you can't create living Yeah, just whatever I don't care. Okay, um, yeah, then out of the ground sprouts a um

[01:26:38] Basically a log a vertical log not a tree not a full tree though. Okay That's mine and It the creature takes a a few moments to like bash it out of the way Great, so you have bought yourself another round

[01:26:55] Um, and then Yuri is just like okay, um All of my shit is self-imposing psychic powers Shit Like augmentation

[01:27:15] So if I was in the car if I was being hit by something out of energy, I could told you I could told you like absorb some some of it Yeah, try summoning dynamite Touche um

[01:27:44] Uh, is that actually enough? Because that would I would consider that a complex object Sure He doesn't quite get it though. Um, he summons A bar of something or like a like a pull like uh, he summons a torch Like uh like like a a small torch

[01:28:13] And the creature is continuing moving so, um Um Next round Oh, I guess that's me first. Yep Uh you see a um So you're you've been kind of like climbing up these like hills and The trail goes uh takes a very sharp bend Um, so

[01:28:37] You might try to make a 90 degree turn. Yeah Okay 12 the car Lists off of the road partially uh everyone roll um fortitude or reflex to Not go Like lean with the car and like three flex Yeah Uh 11 and 5 60 Uh 13 Okay, you guys manage to

[01:29:17] The the car's not doing very good like on the underside because it's like basically scraping on the on ledge um You can roll another um drive check to try and like uh like recover That's not too bad, uh Uh And three so uh

[01:29:38] 16 16. Okay. So the uh you managed to um Yeah, you managed to recover the tires go back onto the road Uh, and you guys are no longer listing off to the solid tilt no longer listing laser until left

[01:29:55] Actually, I got an idea here. Uh, do you have a scrap piece of paper I can have for a second? Actually that one Okay This might actually be a good idea for like chase scenes Okay All right, so you guys have uh

[01:30:22] So you you see that so you you you recovered from that um Now that that curb is really sharp if you can somehow just like get the creep uh like stop Uh cause the uh Cause the wamp to um lose its own footing and go off the ledge

[01:30:41] You might be able to stop right there summon an oil slick. I was literally about to do that. All right go for it. Try all right It's like a drum of oil or just summon it on the ground there

[01:30:53] You might just slide back down if that's the case even like slide back down the hill Yeah, yeah either or really. Yeah or ice

[01:31:02] Yes ice would work too and be in your theme it might get a bonus would I get a bonus if I try to do it nice? Yeah, that's too. Okay. Do the answer is yes. Cool. I would tend to do that I can't do anything against the 10

[01:31:20] All right Yuri. Oh wait sorry 12 actually technically because the plus two That's all right Yuri. It's all you. All right. I think I've got an idea That isn't too complicated for those two No He falls off he falls off and dies Bye Yuri

[01:31:39] It's okay. We don't have to outrun it. We just have to outrun you. Yeah Where did that fuck that nice go? It's gone Your floor ate it. It's right there. Oh, there it is by the chinese food No

[01:31:51] I should say not by the chinese food because that sounds really disgusting by the chinese food box Oh, yes, that's less All right He manages to summon A just metric pile of marbles I'm bad area like over like just they just view down

[01:32:12] Toward that area and as the creature I don't know I guess I'll have to go on to roll a uh Reflex Or is it a four or two four or two to not to stay fun? No. No, this would actually just be a balance check. Okay

[01:32:29] Balance is text of text based right yes Okay Son of a bitch Nat 20 So then it's not so much that he balances on them, but his extreme weight. He crushes them into the earth

[01:32:45] Yeah, and he keeps he manages to avoid the you know, that's exactly what happened in Dresden files when Dresden tried to do the same trick to a giant creature Yeah, he just crushed he put a whole bunch of marbles down on the floor

[01:32:58] And all it did was fuck him and his friend up and every time I stepped on them He just crushed them into powder. No Yeah, basically the thing just like is stomping so hard and just smashed into the uh limited to ground and just

[01:33:12] Grabs onto the uh onto the corner of that hill for purchase and just keeps in turns and is continuing to chase You guys are going down into a mire at this point um There is a like a swampy Um area with a not not so it's

[01:33:29] Uh like they're definitely elevated or elevated land. Uh, we're we're obviously we're like uh like a Madman maybe path has been made our madmaze road has been carved into the swamp. Okay You actually see a lot of like old ruins in this mire um

[01:33:50] So uh, yeah now you are into the uh the swamp phase of the chasel of the racetrack No So what are you doing there? Okay. Well, I'm gonna hit the uh question mark box

[01:34:02] Uh and hopefully get a uh a blue or red shell. Yeah, I guess that'd be the equivalent of using suggestive magic appear by the ship No, I don't get bananas. What's wrong with you? It's chasing us Yeah, yeah, yeah or blue shell wait no you're the first

[01:34:20] Oh, no, we don't let it get in front. Oh, that's true. Yeah, you could you could just like And then it might it might either it might just keep traveling or travel us

[01:34:29] It might jump try and jump over you and then it has to roll balance and try Uh, no, we're gonna go with the keep driving option. Okay

[01:34:39] So uh, you're actually going down a hill so you can get a little bit more speed going could get the bullet bill options Turn it us into a bullet bill Yes, yes, we could do that 21 on my drive check. Okay. Yep. You are going

[01:34:54] Um, you're probably doing about 90 miles an hour at this point This would be about a hundred and twenty. Yeah, let's see if this bastard can do 90 Yeah, which is about 120 kilometers, I believe no 120 or 140 Uh, okay, so 55 miles an hour. Yeah 80 kilometers. Okay. Okay

[01:35:15] So yeah, probably about 150. Yeah Yeah, 140 kilometers. Yeah all right Um, yeah, so you uh Are going pretty fast. Um the cat is like This is so awesome I'm so freaking out right now It was me So um, and you are actually, um

[01:35:46] The creature is actually having to take its time a little bit because it is not on wheels Yeah, it does not go in. So it is actually so you are actually like losing a little bit

[01:35:55] Um, but you see ahead of you, uh, actually roll spot check because you do because you are You're getting a bit of an advantage. I'll give you some insight No, it's my spot checks garbage. Okay what I have co-pilots for you know

[01:36:08] Probably you guys are all busy me doing nothing I'm trying though. You're trying. It's those cats. Does the cat? The cat's probably looking forward He's enjoying his first car right? He does have a stats. Yeah, he's a dreamland cat. This one

[01:36:24] I know, legitimately I did that. I should give him stats Dreamland's cat Uh, what is this? Jesus What's this Jesus? I don't know. He has no spot check I did not give him any but any points in spot Okay, well what is this? One. So he gets 16. Okay

[01:36:46] Better than we're out of roll So there's um You want to you want to keep going fast There's a look look if you look the heap and points toward the Like farther down maybe about 100 yards away

[01:37:02] Um, there is a gap in the like where something likes looks like something dredged through the That elevated land and just like ripped it up. So there's like a jump. Okay Um into a pretty nasty mire or a pretty nasty swamp All right, everybody, um

[01:37:22] Hold on. It'll be in about two rounds. You'll be there. Okay. Um, so Next round or the next next turn. Um Hayden what do you do? Um The creature is coming at you barreling but also watching its step because it is going

[01:37:38] Um on a incline or a decline Predator drone Predator drone like from colandini. Yeah, just someone a missile from the sky Get some creatures but you could you could summon an animate robotic objects

[01:38:00] If you guys want a little bit behind the curtains on like what you guys have to roll So simple objects tools simple a weapon solid objects, etc are 18 dc to match To give a simple you are literally summoning things into existence

[01:38:15] I understand and forcing your will upon the universe It's just a dream. Yeah Complex objects and like which meet our things with mechanisms intricate weapons guns, etc cars. Yeah, um, actually that's uh That's actually advanced vehicles Um that the complex objects is 22

[01:38:36] Advanced objects vehicles mechs fantastical gear, etc is 26 Which is almost impossible. Yes, but not quite um if you roll 20 that 20 you can get something from I was basically relying on that

[01:38:53] Nat 20s to to get a vehicle why I started with a train and the second one's going to be uh, the uh, The jeep third one was going to be motorcycles fourth one was going to be moped Bicycles just going down and down Until your skates. Yeah

[01:39:08] right up Yeah, so that like you that those are the difficulties and then on top of that If you want to be a modern like like something that you actually hand basically you want to hand pick what you're doing

[01:39:19] You have to roll a uh, we'll say with the dc 18 for it to not be uh something from this world Like that you're pulling into What about that world? No, sorry. No, it's this is this world Okay, understandable Hmm

[01:39:36] Well, it wasn't gonna try another complicated thing, but honestly I don't see myself working You know you again dude like don't be discouraged At least it's not costy You man, I know that's true This is the you guys are in a world that is literally made of mana

[01:39:52] On power so you guys are is made of belief So you guys are able to manipulate, but I don't believe in myself Well, you have to Fine I believe in you man Do you like role like oh like a synergy of role for him

[01:40:11] Believe role will save to believe Yeah, because it like I was gonna try something to flamethrower. Yeah, that would be a that would be a complex object It would what would a bow be a bow would be a simple object

[01:40:26] There's a better chance of getting a bow. Yeah Hmm I don't have some in my bow with my stuff on it. That would be considered a complex object Okay, I only ask because the explosive arrows Oh, okay. Yeah Otherwise it would have been a simple object

[01:40:50] All right, again no working parts or liquids Actually even liquids like within reason simple simple objects Like I said would consider simple object where it's like all the uh an oil slick I would probably make complex because yeah chemical there's there's there's a formula there

[01:41:10] Unless you're just giving like pumping out crude oil Is crude oil actually like like lubricated though, like a little bit. Yeah, okay. I wasn't sure. Yeah. Yeah like that Yeah, I mean it's dirty It's it's got lots of abrasive qualities to it, but it's still lubrication. Yeah, okay

[01:41:28] You could still use it as an oil slick. Yeah, okay Regardless he's on a hill right now, right? Yes he is barreling toward you So this would be the best time to make him slip except he'd be sliding out of uncontrollably

[01:41:44] Into you doesn't matter we're doing 90 that's for you. We're uh, we're gonna run him anyway. Yeah So yeah, I'll I'll attempt to make another sheet of ice. Okay, you get a plus two on it You could do it bro. I believe

[01:41:59] Let's find out that's you're giving him an extra plus one on top of his plus two, right? That's uh 21 if you're gonna be plus two. Yeah, I did it I did it some ice or like you you're just like your eyes Um freeze over I I'm blind

[01:42:21] But you know you could still see but like everybody else in the car sees your eyes Just glade like frost over and you just summon ice from your hands into the like Like onto the ground freezing it like like ice man from from x-men. Yes

[01:42:36] All right, um and the creature has to roll 42 to not slip. Um, uh, no it's balance check It's a really high balance check at 18 Probably not good enough on a downhill run. Yeah on I would say at least 20 so yeah All right. Yeah, he slips good

[01:43:01] What sounds is it me? So it's like an added pulling over that's normal like like like like roar and then Now you just have this rolling body coming at you. I'm sure that's fine Um, I guess guess what if I just summon a wreck in front of him

[01:43:27] Yeah, so so is this is this what happened to uh to hayden when he kind of a little bit a little bit like that a little more More just basically, um just around the eye area. I kind of figured as much it was irons

[01:43:39] That's the night came from game of thrones. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's cute All right, so yuri is going to try summon a ramp. Okay. All right Do it do it nat 20 motherfuckers Some massive olympic style. Yeah, like it is

[01:43:59] Cur it it actually becomes part of the ground uh like a stone and some of that So it's just like a nice like incline and it this thing just this guy this creature just rolls over it like rolls through

[01:44:10] And goes over you guys but off to the side a little bit and into the mire Nice nice and uh roll everybody roll me spot checks As there's a big splash it's off the paper. Uh, that'll be a Spot yeah

[01:44:37] Okay, so you guys are driving pretty fast, but you guys are still able to see like things like on the side like Moving pretty like uh decent uh like decently you see this flash and a few seconds later

[01:44:47] It comes up for air and then something big bigger than it bigger than a house There's always a bigger fish grabs grabs on like like lashes onto them and then pulls it down And you guys just start seeing meaty chunks float up to the surface um

[01:45:04] Lovely a little bit of incentive to make that gap. Okay. Um guys seatbelts. You're grab the cat Yes, yes, um you have kids Hey, we take this off another round I would like to try to summon a jet booster on the back

[01:45:20] To help us go for wings, maybe all right go for it. It'll be in a bit that'll be I'll make it complex objects because you're attaching either they are

[01:45:31] Public maybe you're they're basically uh add-ons to your already existing car. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you can just put a giant hang glider on the top Oh, it's like fucking like like Mario Kart. Yeah, essentially

[01:45:44] Yeah, that's we're just looking to we're just looking to get more distance not to we don't need it to fly Yeah, or do we? It would be nice, but we're also looking for you to succeed. That's true. Okay, then I'll try a hang glider No 11 okay, that's not

[01:46:13] It's a doubly that means I win it's a wario. Yeah, it's a wario now. It's a mario. Um Well, I guess if you want I can't for your try Sure Try to like something make wings up the car. Yeah zero hang glider on it. Nope No

[01:46:33] I'm married. All right. Yeah, so I need you to roll one last drive check to make that jump natural one I rolled a 19 so that's a 22. Okay you leap like it's like

[01:46:49] You got it. You got it. Do you have it? Do you got it? You got this you got this do you got this? I think I got I think I got it And you're in the middle of the you guys are suddenly weightless for a brief moment

[01:47:01] Um, we're a leaf on the wind you guys hear something underneath you Thank you like something like a bubbling roning sound as we're moving in slow motion and we all look over. Yeah. Yeah roll sand Why did you say that we all did it?

[01:47:20] As we all well because I was thinking in terms of the way that you know the car always goes past in movies That's a really high number Oh I'm a 99 Okay, uh you take one No, I guess you do No, he says you're doing

[01:47:42] I could just disobey him or just go like I marked it down. I didn't I swear That's true Dave I am sorry in advance. What's up D10 that's a big number I'm rolling it Three you take three because I'm not gonna I don't want to

[01:48:08] I don't want I really don't want to lose your character. Yeah Because I don't get there. So six is a little bad. Um, as you guys see, you know the sarlacc pit um

[01:48:21] That and boba feds climbing out of it except the boba fed is the meaty chunks of the wamp That was in the that was in the water and this thing is like a like a mix between the sarlacc pit and a catfish

[01:48:34] And it's got tentacles on all parts of its body and it's just like It comes up out of the water a little bit to try and like in anticipation of you guys But then you manage to get past like you you go

[01:48:49] Oh, you go past that that halfway point with enough speed That you clear the dish or you clear the pit the pitfall Oh, you missed an opportunity to do something we could have frozen and mid jump. I'd be like those august boys are in a lot of trouble

[01:49:08] It's been a trouble Some good old boys Out running some walks Never knew it was so hard Oh, I like to paint this cheap orange And so they have but instead of the uh the confederate flag just has to Canadian flag. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah totally

[01:49:30] as fuck you confederacy Uh, and yeah, you just like you just you as you land the car is orange and it's got the Canadian flag Well then All right, I'll turn it on the radio. It's the Benny Hill takes me Yeah

[01:49:49] This one good knowing actually it's very staticky no because there's no broadcasts in the dreamlands That's fair. Um So yeah, you uh, you continue on um the creature whatever it was Stinks back into the mire, uh It had a bit of a morsel with the wamp

[01:50:09] A bit was a lot it burned down fell over then sank into the swamp Yes And you guys the the mire, um eventually gives way to some grassy fields which eventually give way to black doomed desert

[01:50:23] Uh, and there isn't much of a path or a road anymore so much is just Following where it was the direction that was going All right Roll uh some spot checks That'll one I also rolled a seven

[01:50:48] Lucky number. Okay. Well, you guys are just cruising. Do you guys decide? Yeah, it's actually 11. Okay. That's fine. Sorry 10. Um, well, there's not much really it's black dunes. Um It's about morning at this point Or like late morning

[01:51:04] However, strangely enough the sun is not like beating down on you in here. It's actually rather cool I'm talking about minus two if it's a bright thing. That's true Um, well, it's it's still it's like the sun's almost like dim

[01:51:15] Like you look over and like the sun's not the usual sun check the club box see if there's any uh douche baggy aviators Oh, yeah, that'd be a good call. You open them up. There are cool

[01:51:27] The shudder shape it's everybody. Yes, everybody who drives a jeep has aviators in their club box Yeah, that's necessary. Um, and you uh, you guys, uh, are you guys stop at this point to uh switch out drivers?

[01:51:39] Yes, it's been about it's been about seven probably about seven hours at this point. Um, you get out onto the sand. Um, it is Roll another spot check as you get off on the sand and you start hearing this like kind of like

[01:51:51] Glassy like crunching as you're walking around on the sand uh 14 The dunes like the sand the desert is made of of this Like coin-sized Um obsidian shards This entire desert. Oh, what like it's black. Yeah, it's a boy. It's called they're called the black dunes for reasons

[01:52:12] I don't know. I guess it makes sense. Oh those oil in the house or something No, um, yeah, and you like open up I've actually cut they cut a little bit of your skin as you uh go to even like grab a little bit of

[01:52:25] Okay, take 14 damage. Um the car though. I'll say the tires are fine Okay, I was actually uh just just sitting there thinking don't don't mention the tires And I'll say that you you were I mean they're like fancier enough that they they're actually

[01:52:40] Honeycomb tires. Yeah exactly. Yeah, there's those. Oh, yeah, I'll be nice I'll be nice. I shouldn't be nice because we're in the dream lens and technically in cthulhu territory, but whatever

[01:52:49] Um, well, I already killed somebody by saying the name after so that's true and lost some sand or lose any sand Yeah, I've lost I've lost sand a couple of times. Okay, I don't know if it's from that though, wasn't It doesn't matter. Yeah

[01:53:04] So, yeah, you guys uh switch out um, have you ever driven before? If we're Alaska I feel like you would have least know how to drive you kind of like some semblance of so I'll give you a plus two to your drive

[01:53:18] For like just to like you know to try just to like get used to it because you guys are now on the The last leg of your journey. Okay um And uh the cat is like, okay, so

[01:53:33] Do you guys want to go where do you guys want to go now? Where are you guys going? Nightgones right no That way he points northeast North northwest um, and he's pointing just off shy of this like column like this this like

[01:53:54] Column that is in the middle like off in the distance Probably about a couple of hours away um To the west of that thing The big the big scratch post You sure about this? Yes. All right off the Nodin's barn grill

[01:54:11] I mean, I could technically I mean I could just go to the moon and down to I was actually gonna say how much precision can you jump to the moon? Could you just jump us there and then jump down to where we're going? Yeah, probably actually

[01:54:25] But you're probably enjoying the car ride. Yes. This is a really cool The iron we don't have iron beasts. We got Regular beasts and wooden carts. Yeah, this thing's got some power to it like it's quite nice And it was made of my own power

[01:54:47] Still have something do you want a cat a drewlands cat is it familiar? Or do you Because you already have familiar kind of in the works we're working on. Yeah. Yeah, I do What is your familiar?

[01:55:02] Oh, yeah, but we will get to like you will pop up soon But do you want he would be like a kebab? Yeah. Yeah Especially producing my excited to fucking love Do skills Where are you from in the rip in the in the waking world? Uh yellow knife

[01:55:25] Could be more specific like country Canada Oh cool. I'll go with you guys. Yeah, can I come back to you guys? Do you not like it? I don't mind here. It's where I live in the waking world

[01:55:44] Oh, oh, yeah, I get to understand why you want to stay here Is that too racist? Oh, I mean You live in a country where you're edible. You find out There's so much that's fair. That's quite fair

[01:55:59] I mean if I if it had been a dog if there were dreamlands dogs, which are there aren't I would have said like I was like it's like well tie that because Seriously, and like literally while I was there

[01:56:08] They round up dogs on the beaches when they get to there's too many dogs on the beaches and put a bullet in each one of their heads That's nice. That's real nice. But they're puppies

[01:56:18] There's a lot of there are too many of them like to the point where I'll take all of you Real life horror story. I saw like on a on a on a tour with an elephant

[01:56:30] I saw on the side of the road, but you're just on a tour and there's an elephant sitting next to me. I was hanging it. I was Jesus Christ, you're stupid. Yes, I am. Thank you for finally realizing The um

[01:56:45] There's I saw a dog on the side of the road like a mother like clearly a mother dog and her fucking Nipples were dragging on the ground and she was emaciated as hell. It looked like she had had 10 Litters in two years Like it was

[01:57:01] Horror she was a mangy mutt like ready for death Or praying for death Like it was the most it was the saddest thing I've ever seen Well, probably But anyway back to love crafty and horror. Yes

[01:57:16] Yeah, no, um the cat. Yeah the cat's like can I come with you guys uh back to the wake-up world like I don't really care for the place. I'm in right now. I was in uh prior to the dreamlands and I mean the dreamlands are cool

[01:57:27] But I can just come back How would your physical body come with us? Yeah, it just appears. Yeah, it's just the way dreamlands cats work Oh, yep. So why do you stay there anyways? I mean Why do you stay in why do you stay in uh

[01:57:42] In your hometown because I can't teleport wherever I want They can't either. Um, they can enter and exit the dreamlands whenever they like But they have to exit the dreamlands to wherever they entered from So how is he to come back with us?

[01:58:01] Uh, it's different if there are other um Entries and exits that are available Also familiar bond if they're using their own power to enter and exit Then they always exit the way that they entered but there are other static gates that always exit to a specific location

[01:58:22] Like the gate like the stairs would be slumber that you guys like um traveled here from okay. Got you But let's see why not cool, especially if you don't like where you are Yeah, I mean, it's too warm. It's a lot of people a smog

[01:58:38] I don't worry much. They eat they eat cats. That's gotta fuck up I mean Yeah, that's to be fair. Uh my favorite way to prepare cat is come back chicken It's pretty delicious actually It's moving on um, I'll put it in gear and we'll go in reverse

[01:59:02] Back into the fire To the future. Yeah, uh drive plus two. Yeah Uh, so 14. Okay Did I successfully not move? You have one point of drive Oh as you start driving like should I bring it on? Yeah, you get one current

[01:59:18] Rankin drive as you spend a couple of hours just driving along driving up and down dunes So driving up a regular terrain and like no one had to slow down You thought you'd better start learning the the kerb kind of learning the um, uh the groove of

[01:59:33] driving on sand and dirt and like um, like new sand and dunes Oh, we should have made it a dune buggy Yeah, but then it would be like too soon Yeah, that's true. Uh and you guys make it uh within about

[01:59:46] Another five hours you make it to that column by that uh that giant Giant stone pillar it is literally the size of a skyscraper but just solid rock Um and with like a couple of like runic intricate carvings on it

[02:00:03] All right, and then just beyond it, uh, you guys see a um A bit of a bit of moor stone like poking out of the of the sand in the dunes um almost like kind of a platform or like a pedestal

[02:00:19] With some steps that go down up to the top that are human sized All right. Well, is that where we're going? Uh, that looks like that looks to be Yeah, that's probably where no one's hanging or where no one's uh, uh shrine is Do we have a plan?

[02:00:36] As are sleeping he's he's napping a little bit. God damn it Actually, you can roll me a spot. Sure I should really remember my numbers. It's daytime now, right? Um Okay, yes and no it is

[02:00:52] Okay long story long story short for this entire session. Should I just forgo this? Yeah, you're actually fine Because the light it never gets fully bright like it's like an actual It's it's almost like this world is in perpetual as well. I like

[02:01:06] Okay, oh son of a bitch dusk. There's shiny vampires everywhere Jesus Christ Like the lighting is very When there is a sun and the sun is like on her or like Uh, like like reddish and brown either way 21. Yeah All right, um, you see, um

[02:01:28] You're looking at like looking at this pedestal thing and uh looking above it Can you start seeing some movement in the dark in the in the sky? And you think they're birds at first and then you realize that's those are people with wings or human figures with wings

[02:01:43] Circling in these things are I haven't seen these. I don't think you guys have seen these things yet. What do you think the eggots? We're told about them. You've only been told about them. Is that not the thing that I saw?

[02:01:56] You saw him he didn't okay, um roll sand actually you see like hundreds of from circling around circling above the um Yeah The the giant stone slab Um light vultures. I'm fine. Or rather. I'm under it. All right Uh, and you keep driving

[02:02:17] He asked he did have a plan he wakes you up and like do we have a plan? Um I have a plan attack Not gonna go well if you couldn't do that against me It's like literally hundreds sort of I mean

[02:02:36] Not really but kind of should we brainstorm a little bit? Maybe Yes, and some of the cars slows down a little bit stops. Yeah Well, I mean like voting's got to the hunt right so he's not really gonna have a problem with us doing this

[02:02:54] The hunting one of them. Oh, yeah Prevention's reasons Oh, yeah, because we're hunting it and for the glory of voting Everyone roll me a spot and listen All right Spot listen As you guys are just sitting there talking about what you're doing I see nothing In a year

[02:03:22] Spot 18 Listen was for Why don't keep doing that like okay, so you I hear a fancy system sorry date or hadn't you hear? Um, it's getting this the sound that gets louder And then as it gets closer you realize what it is The flapping of wings

[02:03:43] And then uh Ezra you see them About 10 of them to send upon the car and grab onto the car And you suddenly are Being lifted up via the car by night gods And you see their Faceless express their expressionless their featureless faces

[02:04:07] Staring through the windows as they carry your below the car up to the slab Rolls-an It's a little terrifying They also have devil horns 18 I'm good They look like weird faceless like oh shit that actually might be worse for you because they're faceless

[02:04:30] They're basically obsidian devil versions only rolled in 18. Okay. I did not roll well. Hmm. He's not roll well. No Because you you're not rolling a die 20 Wait I kid You take me lose five Is I know

[02:04:59] Okay, so we're gonna take this is gonna be a brief like there's gonna be a couple of months that go by No, we're we're should have just good work. We're things are just gonna take it slow He covers

[02:05:12] I'm saying lost. Yeah, I'm gonna be straight jacket. Yeah, they keep offering us jobs when I front my roommates don't worry They're straight I know Dude, he's dude. He's still battling about night gods. Yeah Uh, so how are you doing there for sand lost?

[02:05:28] Now remember you aren't actually insane until zero and you don't and you only go in meet like like You only gain an insanity if you lose like Your wisdom score or your wisdom model uh, your wisdom's your wisdom score all at once

[02:05:43] Or over the course of an hour Either way I'm at 23. Okay. Yeah, so you're not you're not insane and you're just Not dealing very well with this. Yeah Um, you honk the horn a couple of times Friday night. I try to like use your high beams

[02:05:59] They seem non-plussed by the whole matter um, and the car just popped the hood and trying to hit some It wasn't in the face of the um, you do that it opens up one thing looking at you the whole time uses

[02:06:14] One of its aren't pulls takes one of its hands away from the from grabbing the car grabs the hood and slams it down again. Oh I'm going to uh How high are we up right now? You're about 20 30 feet. Should we not do things? Probably

[02:06:29] Oh, and 20 30 feet is actually not even reaching the the slab the slab is about 100 feet up Or a minute you try to do a thing. Well, that's gonna summon Or cast dispersed impact on my car cannot be done I mean if you want no

[02:06:49] Yeah, fuck it. Let's just see where this goes. Okay. I I I you want to do that That's why but but uh, I've got a couple of rounds, right? Yeah

[02:06:57] Oh, actually wait with your roles on like you you do actually have um, like knowledge you can roll me another intelligence on I guess knowledge of cult I'll say I should probably make your role knowledge of cult for like because you did read

[02:07:10] Like that could count for reading one right resource. Okay 23 So, you know nightgowns take people But they don't generally hurt them They just give them a ride and sometimes even tickle. Okay. That's about these but they take them to their master They take them to the things

[02:07:28] That are usually not comfortable or fun That's fine. That's fine It's fine It's fine. It's gonna be fine It's concentration, right? Yep To summon stuff. Yep Okay, so a 25 k Summon what? Uh pump action shotgun

[02:07:56] Okay, it's got that's that's 20. 20 was the uh the uh for the dc for that. So yeah Okay, I'm gonna hand it off to him Thank you Yeah You're proficient with firearms, right? No, none at all. Well, it's okay a shotgun's an area attack. Yeah

[02:08:24] Yeah, I got bow and stick fighting That's it. I mean I can summon a bow for you if you prefer I can try doing that too. Well, I guess I didn't make the will save it might have turned into a bow

[02:08:34] Yeah, you know, yeah, probably did turn to a crossbow Does that count as a bow proficiency? Yeah I mean, yes in standard dnd terms. Yeah, all right fair enough Yes, you have a crossbow. Okay Okay, you have a crossbow that fires five

[02:08:53] Five uh bolts at the same time It's like you know like a little like weird like like yeah because it's supposed to be like a uh a cluster a cluster shot You have a You have a flichette launcher. Yeah, you have a flichette launching Uh Yeah

[02:09:15] It's like nicely carved wood and like gilded a little bit like just some like gild filigree or like some like metal filigree all over it Okay, it says it's uh, what kind of shotgun were you like? Uh

[02:09:30] Yes, it has remington engraved in it in like some like nice Not so really like in like some almost like no script. No, sorry. It says boom stick Yes It's like yeah, exactly. Huh vine boom stick Yeah, all right Yeah, at least yeah, uh

[02:09:53] Yes, I'm doing something very specific for me though and I failed to do it Failed utterly you want to tell me what you were gonna do because I don't come over ask you Because Yuri's also there Yuri's actually kind of like really like concerned. It's like

[02:10:10] He's probably rolling trying to get some stuff before my father something else that I wanted to try No, you don't understand I'm a bit of god All right, it's usually not very pleasant 17 but you're fine Sorry, does this count as like it's like not taking very well

[02:10:27] Does this count as like ritual stuff at all or medicolt is more medical? Oh, no, this would be uh, what do you mean? I get a bonus on medicolt stuff and and rituals

[02:10:39] I will say yeah the meta this one actually can't like what you're doing like your magic and some of that or yeah That would be considered meta occult. Okay, because it's you're basically meta meta magicking Okay, so 24 And i'm trying to make my scythe Okay 24 you said yes

[02:11:06] I mean you said i'm still wearing the necklace. I did say so i'm assuming I have some sort of a focus to however this happened I did also say fantastical gear Is 26

[02:11:21] Yes, okay, do I get a plus two for having managed that actually supposed to turn into it? Do I get a plus two for having the thing that's supposed to turn into it? Fair, okay There you go. Yeah fair you do have a foci

[02:11:38] Okay, so you have the scythe All right, all right That's all right pump back a sniper scythe you have the bunny skull obsidian scythe all right Um, and yeah been in the back um the catcher's like if we're going to see a god

[02:11:57] Then um the tool of another god might actually be a little bit of leverage or really insulting Hey, so it's a 50 50. It's 50 50. However, you are also and you're carrying a tool of hunting

[02:12:11] Yeah, it's a crossbow. Yeah, um, yeah, uh, yeah, yuri is like the cat is actually like Applying at yuri to try and calm him down because he's just like like he's sweating like just sweating bullets. Just like This is gonna be bad

[02:12:31] You said the dc was 15 on a psycho analysis Yeah, 15 it's okay yuri we handle this kind of shit all the time Okay, but what if he smells a fuck on me If he smells another like the god on me like he hunts gods. Yeah, we'll just Summon acts

[02:12:49] Body spray We both it's like a troll hunter Yeah, no exactly. It's exactly like a troll hunter. It's like a troll hunter where where they were the christian Didn't tell them that the armchroll hunters gotcha. Yes. Yes

[02:13:07] The mockumentary series or the mockumentary movie about like actual troll hunting in norway But I think cartoon on that place that's super entertaining. No, not that one unfortunately no Um, so anyways, uh, eventually the uh, the nightgods

[02:13:25] Don't drop you rolled a natural 24 by second thing to do because he did a couple things to make the Um, the deployable hang glider for the vehicle Just in case you need the future. Okay. Okay. Cool I'm fine. Um

[02:13:39] No, we can do that. Yeah, so you guys they actually land you rather rather like nicely on top of the slab um and in the center of it is a stone thrown with Like giant tusks kind of leaving all around the back uh and sitting on it

[02:13:59] Is a man he is Wild gray hair a big long white beard Muscularly toned um, he's got a one of his hands has been locked off and he has a A stone or a silver like imitation of a hand

[02:14:22] Like still I can open like almost like an open palm calving in in place And he's got a tried it to the other hand Uh, and he's just stand sitting there waiting as you guys are about 50 feet or so, uh in the car

[02:14:40] You think if we just beat the horn a bunch of times I think he doesn't speak the language I don't think he's that stupid I was about to shot I'll put the car door and get out Um

[02:14:55] All right, I'll then all the uh, and then I'll slide the the seat forward and lean it forward so that Yuri can get out. Yuri's taking some time to get out You just wait the car if you want it

[02:15:07] I don't know if you'd like that or not. All right, then come on Uh, the cat just pleasantly walks out almost just like Like what I'm gonna work but I'm a I have a naturally born worshipper notes. I'm fine

[02:15:22] Uh and all the nightgods are all just kind of Sitting there or like are now standing um like almost in rows Um, uh this on either side of the throne Okay, do I remember any of his titles? Uh god of the hunt, um the silver hand

[02:15:42] Um the Argent dawn Um He should make an assembly. All right Hail lord woden Of the arch of god. What? Noted what right woden is the Germanic pronunciation of odin. Um, that'd be a tick So woden how's it going bro?

[02:16:08] And erin's asridot oh my god, what do you think you're doing? Yeah um Damn it now. I don't remember any of his titles nodens, uh lord of lord of the hunt the silver hand the argent dawn. All right

[02:16:28] Hail noted lord of the hunt arch of dawn etc etc Just sternly stares at you Oh, come on. How's that you? Can you approach closer? Yeah, yeah, I'll take this to a few steps. I I'm going to uh do my my hailing as I'm approaching

[02:16:52] Yes, I'm gonna gandalf this shit What brings you We're on a hunt Hunt What do you hunt? Who was it who was taking one of the hors frost? Yeah, young sir name though. No, you had no name. They don't have names

[02:17:17] Oh, so just a young young of the whore frost That's no we were hunting though. We're we're hunting we're hunting a nightgown that took a whore frost youngling To hunt one of my nightgowns would be to hunt me

[02:17:39] I was the one who summoned who for I was also the one who uh Commanded one of my nightgowns to bring me new game these whore frosts are unique yet tied to our domain And I have hunted every creature above and below this earth and on beyond

[02:18:12] Except for them Can't you just wait a couple of weeks until we're not there so they don't take one of ours? You just Your lips I closing back and forth. I yeah, I'm looking I mean you're our gods you've got all of eternity. What's the rush?

[02:18:44] If there's only one thing left to hunt, why are you doing it right now? Then you've got nothing to hunt for the rest of existence Yeah, I didn't It's a Tuesday It's really hard for me to like get into character sometimes Throw me these turtles. Yeah um

[02:19:07] This is the potential thrill of the hunt almost satisfying as the hunt itself So take it you want this whore frost back Like honestly, I don't really care But then why are you on this hunt? Well, are you not because you are walking the hunt?

[02:19:25] Ah, so you do this not for the hunt but for For another yes We're on a hunt for somebody else because otherwise Somebody's gonna have something bad happen Yuri's like nailed it Thanks, Yuri

[02:19:49] And then he's like then you see no tea here. No, it's like smell like sniff just like Axe body Axe body Mixed with a thawkwa Like oh, she Don't worry. I will not I have hunted your kind before I do not plan on hunting you now That's reassuring

[02:20:15] Listen If I if I'm to give you this whore frost back I require a trade Oh, man, you have to go to another channel I require Some cultists to my adversary have taken My hunting horn So we have to hunt your hunting horn now

[02:20:42] If you want the whore frost back, yes Okay, you're a god though, right? So just just out of curiosity What are the cultists of the adversary gonna have us hunt to get the hunting horn?

[02:20:57] I'm just thinking if we can get ahead of the game we could just show up with what they want I will not lie. The adversary may appear Among these cultists and offer you an ultimatum But know that if you if I if you wipe out the cultists

[02:21:16] And get my horn back That will be it. So it's not just retrieving the horn. It's murdering all them as well. There are hunting all them Maybe 10 And you have hundreds of nightgods

[02:21:32] Okay, this is for you. This is this hunt is for you though squid world quick pro pro Squid Squid pro bro um All right, all right, but um, we're gonna need uh We're gonna need some nightgods to carry our jeep So that we can do this faster

[02:22:00] roll diplomacy All right, no, I mean are they busy? They're just kind of hanging out Yeah, but it's more or less just like how much you're basically like like this guy's just like could wipe you guys out in an instant Like it's really just nincet

[02:22:15] Because it's no guns. Oh you die You suffer a horrible heart attack Wait, is he a magical creature? Yes. All right, so I get my plus four uh By the way, this this the title for this part of the uh, this game is called fetch quest 18 and 7

[02:22:37] So 25 on my diplomacy How much 30 25, okay Very well, I will allow you to have the services of my nightgods Excellent to speed your travels as the uh As my as this cult seems to have uh gotten at least a day's

[02:22:58] Trek ahead of you and you'll need a spear It's a spear man. Come on the Athakwa born will not have a spear from me All right, I'll make it myself No, I might not um you could just say you're not here it's inside of you now

[02:23:24] I think that'd be a nat one. You just like yeah the weapon is inside of you now. Well, it's a total of 18 Okay, it's a simple weapon. Yeah total 18. All right, I make a crappy spear here you go man Thank you

[02:23:43] Because he was having a hard time making anything Oh, he was I made you a fucking shotgun. Yeah, you made it. I didn't make this argument Nodin's is stone cold just like just stern about watching this whole thing Like he gives no fucks. Of course

[02:24:04] Hey, man, we're great hunters where we come from It's true we hunted uh a whole bunch of uh, kuapi lucklucks we did Mm-hmm Whole bunch of them We even we even went to that pseudo dream world and hunted helped our teammate hunt a god We did

[02:24:29] We went many ventures Yes, and are often victorious Often I think pretty much all design 20 per percent of time it works Yeah, you understand That was not that was me Nones is not non-plused um He's not mine. It's died

[02:24:53] Return either way. Thank you turn my horn and you will have your whore frost Then you will have your whore Just call me frost because I'm ice-based. You'll have your whore frost Uh, and yeah, okay the night gone start some of the night go of uh

[02:25:12] Probably about 10 night gone start crawling over to you or they start walking stalking over to you like to the car Okay, all right, and wait for you to get in All right, it's uh getting the car. Okay On dasher

[02:25:29] You notice one of them has a low low low. We do have a hang glider on it now So technically we could have them on on uh, oh ahead of harnesses Just pulling us along I don't know if Chris is happy or upset right now. I will say

[02:25:48] the lead one His face is expret has no expressions or whatever, but there is a glowing There is a fake red glow and coming off coming from within his head like like like um Like mag from uh warframe

[02:26:03] Okay, like there's a weird like flow. Yeah as a gold situation. Yeah All right, take his brood off The red note is the idea for uh his antithesis version of santa claus. I mean to be fair, um I'm not gonna lie guys

[02:26:20] Me and travis the guy I've been hanging out with online We're planning on running a game called the year without a nodens Where nodens is in place of santa um the fire miser is

[02:26:32] Cthuga the fire vampire god from lovecraft and the ice like jack frost is a thought one Like this is this is basically the closest i'm getting in my to my gameplay of like the year without a notice Or of like christmas the kathulina nice Or kathulinas thulamus um

[02:26:53] Yeah, he takes uh the the uh the nightgowns to lift you guys up And take you guys across the the desert um It's rather swift um creepily so like it's like You guys know that you're going fast but you're not feeling the inertia of it

[02:27:10] And you guys find yourselves back at near that mire, um, but like farther to the south No, far to the north of the mire where there is a massive ruins and a giant lake Um And they deposit your car um

[02:27:27] On the shores of this lake. He didn't tell us where to go did he the nightgowns are taking you there Okay Um and deposits you on the shore and uh, then they fly off to the pillars uh like some pillars on the ruins And wait, okay

[02:27:44] Um, so we're there then yeah, okay. You take a break here and take the dogs. You think that might be a good idea Yeah All right, we'll be right back All right, and we're back Oh hi after that brief intermission I think After you open messages

[02:28:04] We're right back So you find yourselves um Yeah in a uh on the beach of on the soggy beaches of a um Of a lake uh with a bunch of psychopian ruins and uh, basically giant like stone ruins like columns and archways

[02:28:24] Um kind of bleeding into the ocean like are bleeding into the lake Like it's like partially flooded Okay um and the nightgowns are stationed waiting for you to uh Retreat the horn And then they'll pick you back up and take you back notes. Okay

[02:28:43] So how do we want to do this? Well try to find out where they are first and scout the area and then Figure what to do from there our aren't you particularly scourby? Um, what would I need to be scourby? Just spot and sneakiness mostly sneakiness Um

[02:29:07] You have some ranks and both You can take a look if I do well plus I have like spells for it too. I got blur I have invisibility as well I get foreign hide And foreign move silently And I do have that invisibility ritual Oh, yeah

[02:29:32] Oh hi spy. I did not see that you had got up on my chair How many ranks you haven't hide? Uh, I got a total of four in both. Oh wow. I think I'm more than me. Oh I'm the sneaky one Yep, I have two ranks in each

[02:29:52] Huh, aren't they decks based? Yes, but my decks is one. Oh, okay What's your total of three? So you have a total of three. Yeah, okay. I have two ranks in each and I get a plus two from my decks. Mm-hmm

[02:30:07] They're trying the same you're just a little bit more dexterous. Yes Okay, all right, okay And though I don't have an invisibility spell. I just have the uh the ritual Which takes 30 minutes do we have time for that? They don't know we're here

[02:30:26] Okay, yep, and it doesn't cost mana which is All right. Well then I will do the ritual for invisibility Since it usually lasts a little while I assume Yuri's also uh participating in this Uh What are your stats for uh hide and move silently or?

[02:30:57] Check your sheet. I hope two two. Yeah He has two in everything basically fair It's exactly the same as us. Yeah, he has about two ranks and everything plus whatever his stats are Actually, you know what? He doesn't even have fucking hide and move silently

[02:31:17] He has sense mode of spotless and will it is lower knowledge. I really need to buff up him a little bit. I think I mean he doesn't need to Like if it if it doesn't see his character that he would have hide moves silently

[02:31:30] Yeah, he's pretty like he's kind of like um He has the build of a dude bro Oh, it wasn't weird, but like he's not like he's relatively athletic, but he's not um

[02:31:42] Uh like maybe a little bit chubby in the midsection, but otherwise like he's a bigger guy. Mm-hmm. Yeah So he's a bigger guy Are his arms like cannons? I mean these guns

[02:31:58] Is he actually strong or just all right? So I actually done yeah plus two in the strength They have a spell for him to cast Hands of kalubra so that his pythons can be sick Do you actually have that? I do

[02:32:15] Jake when did I give you that? I got it from the uh from the porn god Oh, right got shriveling hands of kalubra withering limb and rack. Yep only causes some insanity Yeah, you rack them with pain All right, yeah, you can do that Just for a hilarious

[02:32:43] Sneakily Uh that will never not be funny Like for me, that's a double whammy because like the first time I uh like I heard that It was from ross payton on like the unspeakable oath podcast

[02:32:59] I like they did an actual play where like they were nazis invading america Yeah, and his character was a sorcerer So he had spells and one of them was hands of kalubra. He's just like snake arms

[02:33:09] And then air and then miles like I like I told miles about that And so he had to have that for one of his character his first characters And it was like oh and as he's being abducted oddly enough by nightgown into the sky

[02:33:20] He was like all right. Well being taken by the sky. I really have any other way. It's like snake arms Sadly cobras are not or venomous snakes are not the weakness of of Um of nightgowns. So he's just like oh it's like

[02:33:36] I had this I had this hefty cross you're just like attacking with With snake arms He just got busy to wait a little bit for the uh About that way he was like 40 feet in the air

[02:33:48] And then he grabbed the cross and just like blanched the they got to look release him Then he felt he felt they fell far enough that he lost Almost all of his health broke some broke his two leg both of his legs made me some uh some ribs

[02:34:02] Then I had to come to pick some back up again Well, and then he had to be rushed to hospital while the authorities came after us Well Yeah, so Are you giving him snake arms?

[02:34:16] No. Oh, okay. All right. So you do the ritual in 30 minutes go by and you imagine do it. Okay You are all now all invisible the cat is like where'd you guys go? Well the cat was probably in the circle too

[02:34:30] Does he want to join us actually sure all right I won't say I will I'll do anything But I'll hang out with you. All right, that's fine Now you're in a visible cat That's a really chill cat. It's a cool. It's cool, bro He does have stuff

[02:34:53] Ah, I forgot I gave him that. Does he like super say and shaggy? So he's got um create space mead Okay, um dream shield Are you familiar with space mead? Changes one non poisoned a mundane liquid into space mead usually water

[02:35:12] The golden liquid substance once consumed allows void immunity for 1d6 hours to to the imbiber Was void immune space vacuum you can survive space. That's cool It's used by and the dream lines cats also have an immune avoid immunity already Because they can jump to them

[02:35:32] If you'd be my baby. Yeah, he's also got ward shield Add spell resistance to shield not a proposal to aoe call lightning He has call lightning They even call lightning. Yeah. Well there were spells. He's allowed a couple of spells per uh

[02:35:51] This is kind of an amazing cat to have as familiar just saying he's pretty neat Yeah, it has to be outdoors only for a following life. Well. Yeah, that actually made sense All right, I gave him the I gave him spells from from the curriculum. That's why

[02:36:05] That's I gave him missy's curriculum spells That seems fitting so fitting enough Either way, so what is this place that we're at like is it all just oh, this is uh, this is sarnath I mean like visual i'm talking to you out of game. Oh, sorry visually

[02:36:21] I understand that there's columns and there's water coming in but where are these people that we're trying to find That's up for you There's a ruin in front of you. You have to go in and find figured out

[02:36:30] Okay, so how should we how should we go check this out? Do it as a single file line single high go numbers line single p line Send in the feline I mean, I guess I can go in a little bit ahead of you guys and

[02:36:45] Are your hiding move silently checks are probably absurd and good. I mean, I don't want to write. Yes Amazing god tier practically, of course. No not as much as note in squarely Are you sure now there's your cat?

[02:37:00] Yeah, but I'm following no, I know I also know what notes is capable of You can he doesn't have to hide remember silently does I'm here right now She's Batman there for a second hey notice

[02:37:13] No, um, all right. Yeah, I'll just uh, yeah, I can go ahead and I guess It's mommy do come back in a second any of the columns nearby are they climbable?

[02:37:22] Um, there's some grooves if you want to roll some climb and uh climb up one you can assassins creed this shit Climb up to the top synchronize. Yeah pretty much The eagle's a night gone My owl your owls not in the dream let's are you sure? Yeah

[02:37:42] Okay, did an occasion in the real world. No can it just teleport into the dream lands whenever it wants to baby So then it could choose to be here right now, but she's not doing

[02:37:52] Or it only does it when we're synchronizing. Yes, and then immediately it immediately blicks back it It's really kind of creepy because like as soon as it pops up It's like hey as the hazelnut the snowman's gonna get you're gonna get you you're gonna get you bye

[02:38:10] Let's talk okay Anyway, are you climbing up that column? Um, what's called native stone? Yeah, it's made of like uh, like yeah like a granite kind of stone

[02:38:22] It looks like um, the like think of like the egyptian ruins and some of that like it's kind of like those kind of columns Except not made of sandstone made of like granite and like hard stone I guess I'll have some

[02:38:35] No, I mean that's fair that's for you know, that's honestly fair That's a little too many but okay. I can take some no, I'll take them. You sure? Yeah, I'll take them Take what you want. It's for your health You know what you should have

[02:39:07] Anyway, so you climb it if you're gonna climb rolls I wasn't gonna do the um What was it? Curry's nail gun with a rope. Hmm like I did last time would that even go in the stone though? I used it to climb cliff last time

[02:39:27] Yeah, the stone is rather cracked and craggly so You might get it um First I'd have to try summon a rope Seven is not a lucky number. Why do you keep doing this to me? Uh 15 Summon a rope doesn't do it. Fine. I'll start climbing then All right

[02:40:02] 14, okay you It takes them doing and it takes about five minutes and you managed to climb up to the top the uh the rock you are in Here, it's about 20 feet up in the air. Mm-hmm

[02:40:15] Um, it's probably the top of the column is probably no bigger than like four by four Oh, that was huge okay. No, it's pretty small Can I rewind? No, it's fine fair four feet by four feet is pretty big from the top of a column

[02:40:29] Yeah, it's a it's a big it's a fairly thick stone column. Mm-hmm I know you can get like you can get pretty decent vantage point rule spot check

[02:40:41] At 20 okay, you see the light the the lights of their uh their bonfire you can see the lights of their eyes boy That's good. That means you can shoot now right? Yeah, you synchronize Um and you uh you managed to see like the the bonfire on the shore

[02:40:55] um probably about halfway through the into the uh ruins um like basically On the beach where like the ruins kind of start sinking into the lake And you see about about 10 robed figures And they seem to be waiting for something

[02:41:12] You and with that roll you all will say you also see what they're looking they're waiting for looking for You see a ivory galleon descending from the moon Oh, it is coming down rather elegantly and quietly through the sky and uh making its way to the lake

[02:41:35] And if you keep watching it lands on the lake and then starts starts Making its way to the to where they uh toward their uh, their part of the beach So you have about probably five minutes maybe 10 minutes before they uh, they make landfall

[02:41:49] Okay, so we got to do this fast I'm gonna see my climb back down and told them Keep climbing So yes, we do Because they're either leaving or something else is going to show up which will make it more difficult. Oh, what'd you do? the cat says

[02:42:07] 10 rope figures roughly Near the beach and there's a a ghost ship come down right there oh Oh Those are moonbeasts And suddenly you see like a fervor in his eyes like we need to take that ship down No, we don't this we do

[02:42:25] They are my hated enemy. So who am I talking to the cat cat? Okay, I didn't know if it was you or the cat They're the cats of Uranus no they are worse than the cats of Uranus D

[02:42:39] They are they are the moon they are the moonbeasts. They are our nemesises on the moon So they're like moon cats No Think like toads that are the size of men with tentacle or with with tentacles uh on their in In four other faces quick summon the bunny

[02:43:00] Captain buck yo hair No, we could call Either way when I was up there did I just see the the figure from the campfire? There's no like Structures. Yeah, they really had nothing there. They were just like basically like it's like a quick camp basically

[02:43:14] So i'm assuming at this point that the horn is on Yeah Or around there there'll be a chest somewhere all right You have to get closer and hit the uh and toggle the button so you like create a uh

[02:43:28] The uh the eagle vision closer to get to know where like treasures are Of course, that's not an option. I see Yeah, your loot radar is only good for 10 meters. Oh, yeah, I should rank that maybe if you had an eagle

[02:43:39] You could just like have it go over to the recon and it will like pick off like oh, there's a chest There's a chest. There's an enemy. It's level level 10 enemy level 15 Enemy level yeah, no actually that's actually how like uh sunscreen origin than odyssey does it now

[02:43:51] That's true magic. Yeah, you basically have like beast mastery over your uh, hawk Okay, so um I guess at this point we could try sneaking up and um See if the horn is somewhere nearby

[02:44:08] Okay, and then why are we ready to do a hide moose on lights? Well not really a hide We're invisible. Oh, yeah moose on lights Because if it's just nearby we can take it and yeah That 20 Yuri gets 12 hide of 70 or sorry moose on 17

[02:44:32] Okay, so um Yuri's lag behind Because he's squelching a little bit and he's like oh shit The cat is Can you guys see yourselves that are invisible? No, so you don't know where everybody is No She'll get put for the dogs No No need to bark

[02:44:56] Right next to you But uh, yeah, um, yeah, so yeah, you guys are like uh are moving quiet like you guys are basically like where'd they go? Like I can't even pick up their sit their sounds Um

[02:45:15] And then you guys trickle over and you know we know where exactly where Yuri is He smells like axe body spray. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, that's very true Yeah

[02:45:26] So you guys arrive in around the uh the campsite you can see the bonfire much clearly. You see these men they are They are they are men, but they've got like goat goat feet and small like horns on their heads Um And they are just basically waiting

[02:45:47] Around the fire and by the beach in anticipation for the the white, uh ship that is coming in Okay Okay, all right. I'm going to uh They seem to be speaking a guttural

[02:45:59] Um, they're all robed and covered. Yeah, we're gonna try to search for the uh the horn See if there's any any likely location for it to be Uh, so that'll be a 17 17 um That one themes are you see no uh chest But you do see uh one of

[02:46:20] One of the one of the cultists looks clearly like the leader as he has a um This isn't a racist thing. This is actually from dreamlands. Um, he's wearing a turban Uh with a large like tentacle feather

[02:46:35] Um like up the front he clearly seems to be in the uh His his garb the rest of his garbs outside was uh, he's got some extra garbs on top of the uh the robes So he's clearly the leader looks more fancy. Yeah, he's more fancy

[02:46:48] And he appears to have a horn. He has a bundled up um horn shaped object on his uh on this person Okay I am going to go try to um a sleight of handed off this person. Okay Okay, so This guy's dad's

[02:47:11] Aaron's like wait, this is your stead. That's not cool. No cool, man The total of 21 21 you say on my sleight of hand to steal the horn I guess that would be a what would that be a lose um for him. It's in a post spot check. Okay

[02:47:38] How much did you get? 21 Plus i'm invisible That is true Because he could have rolled a 21 and not been invisible Now when you grab it the horn is not invisible, correct

[02:47:55] It'll just be a horn floating around. I will allow you to do a spell check to uh to mark to try to fix that or to try and uh like cover that Spellcraft spellcraft So

[02:48:09] Okay, so the spell is uh that the so this is a modification of a ritual. Yes. Okay So that's a 13 plus eight. So 21 Okay, you managed to so whatever if you put something in your clothing or like concealer. Okay, yeah

[02:48:26] That works um you take it but he notices it doesn't see you and doesn't know you where you are But he notices that he knows almost immediately The horn is gone. Okay, and he starts shouting in that guttural tone to his uh to his um

[02:48:40] His followers and they start grabbing torches and searching the area. Okay. I'm going to uh Move into the most open area possible Okay Mostly so that I can dodge around them with more ease. Yeah, fair All right, um, all right, so what are you doing there?

[02:49:07] Um, I'm currently watching right now with the the crossbow. They they've they've Not found him out, but they have they know that the something's amiss in their search around now The olive question marks above their head may there

[02:49:19] But you could do that whole that whole uh waiting in the bushes until one happens to come close And snap his neck and leave his body in the bushes where his friends will find it. Yes, of course And then whistle so that another oh, what's not?

[02:49:34] Just leave a pile of bodies They're in the bushes though. They're concealed. Yeah, exactly. That's how it works. Even if the pile is taller It's in the bush still it's fine. It's in the vicinity of the bush. It gets that weird like film on it that uh

[02:49:50] Immediately makes it stop like invisible. Yeah, of course. Yes either way. Um So is there one of them that's I'm assuming they're fanting out. They're fanting out. So yeah, okay So the one that's furthest away from them where is he in relation to me?

[02:50:04] Um, actually should we get a mavcone probably Also, I will say that the uh the uh the head cultist start saying like start some murmuring things. Um under the breath Shit, um And if I make an attack then i'm going to become visible Oh, yeah, that's true

[02:50:26] Can you make it out of his line of s- out of the uh the area of effect? That's the good question That you may or may not have an answer to What I wouldn't give for a lead sheet

[02:50:40] That's the water that's the fireplace there's ten of them you said Ah, yes And they're kind of spread out randomly and one of them is the boss. Yep Okay And here i'm putting small ones a cat and the yellow ones arey I guess Okay, I'm gonna get it

[02:51:08] Where's kitty cat? Uh can we not know? Yeah, you have no idea who's man he's somewhere He's hiding somewhere. Where's Yuri in the back? Uh Yuri is Yeah, Yuri's in the back

[02:51:24] And um they were near the fireplace or the campfire. Yeah on the other side of the campfire. Yep. Okay, so you're probably Hereish whatever there's I just tell them yep, it's kind of fanning out. Mm-hmm All right, um So yeah, I guess uh actually initiatives I suppose

[02:51:44] It seems like a good call Net one well, thank you because you're not one gave me an at 20. Well, that's nice. Yeah, you're welcome You're welcome Stunned greed we get her grenade would be really nice about now As long as you can sneak away you walk out

[02:52:41] It's close if I can make it out of the range of whatever spell he's casting which I'm sure is going to vanish invisibility He's casting he's murmuring something under his breath. Oh, I didn't know he's casting well you are close enough to know He noticed that yeah

[02:52:58] Or if I had my prank darts You could have them You could have anything to existence You could have a javelin right now and just snap him Which would break Your invisibility. Yes and technically a trac does work

[02:53:24] Could have a hand grenade and just drop in his pocket with that break invisibility You're just giving him something that's not a technique Not how that works. Are you sure pretty sure Well, let me see this slide of hand didn't break invisibility. You're just re-slide of handing

[02:53:46] I'll allow you to try to create one object. That's it I rolled a 16 and I get a 7 so 25 I think So what are you trying to make? We're gonna go with the tranq dart

[02:54:09] Okay, that's a regular complex object. So yeah, okay. You have a tranq dart. Um, we will save otherwise It's going to be something like bloater It's a will save yeah 18 and 5 You have a modern Tranq laser

[02:54:28] So I'm just going to slip in behind him and just uh, stick it in the back of his neck Nice. Uh, what's your um Uh, well first off before we do that. What's your initiative? I rolled a natural 20. Okay, and yours was natural Wow

[02:54:44] Okay, so I'm just gonna put you at the bottom. Yeah, please actually you don't get to go at the bottom Because you go first or after before you go before you go before the one the one called us at all. Okay

[02:54:58] So I try to think of something that would be handy for me. I started rolling for Eureus and uh cat. Yeah. Yeah, the cat can call lightning Wow The cat or Eureus he has a plus eight to his initiative the cat

[02:55:22] Not really surprising. He's got a plus four. That's right. Plus four improved initiative It's just the way it is. Yep. It's the way the character Talks not talking. That's just the way he rolls um Okay, so that's

[02:55:44] Uh, he has to go okay you go first but he's right after you That's cat or the or uh, sorry archie Uh-huh Is that the cat's name? Yeah. Yes I asked there I asked Dave a while ago what his cat's name was

[02:56:00] Because that was going to be the cat that you guys encountered in three months Ah, okay. Was he like an orange caddy? Yeah. Yeah, that's what Dave has a cat. I have a hat. Oh, that's what he number years ago I'm sorry. He is sorry. It happens

[02:56:13] If it's any consolation you just went back to the tree. That's true. Yeah. Yeah That's a nice way to thank you Is like we're trying to just gtfo Wait, do we have to kill them actually? Wasn't that part of the deal? He didn't he probably

[02:56:30] He would prefer for us to kill all of the cultists, but that wasn't the deal. Yeah You guys could just fucking bail We're gonna crank them all and bring them all back so he can hunt the whole personally All to justice That is

[02:56:48] Good, you could conjure yourself a warframe. Yeah, because it works so well last time. Yeah, well If at first you don't succeed give up because we're all quitters. Yeah I mean, there's how many warframes in warframe almost 40

[02:57:08] So that means you got 40 chances. Oh, that's true. Yeah, I guess keep trying different ones You succeed. All right. Well, which one are you? Saren I'm rhino for stealth mission We're in a charge. The problem is that's the only one we have statted I'm Umbra. Umbra. Umbra

[02:57:38] All right. Anyway, um, so that's uh, that's a lot of we I really should have like made this like a few a few fewer Um, anyway, uh Ezra. So you're you're stabbing them No, oh I'm injecting him in the back of the neck because he is

[02:57:54] Flat footed and unaware of my presence. So it's not really so it's not an attack Yeah, and yeah, yeah, so you moved around him so he doesn't know where you are Exactly. He just knows that the the horn is missing

[02:58:07] All right, I guess this is a real forgy. Yes, uh, what's the dc for that? I think it was a dc of 18 for a month certain No, the dc 20 clubman trite darts dc 20 Nice just like he's like

[02:58:29] Like grabs his neck and then just looks around daisily and then just passes out. All right Also, don't have to roll a 20 to make anything like that Like something super fantastical like that What? Yes Yeah, all right, so next it's cat Cat is going to hold its turn

[02:58:55] Because it's not sure where we are yet. Yep. It's just you just one guy fell down. It's like, okay. That's where one of them is Yeah, uh, and then I can smell the axe bodies basically, um, all the other cultures are just basically fanning out

[02:59:10] Because they're not sure what's going on two actually I see the first two Um are going over to see their what happened to their their leader um The and then yuri is sustaining right now actually no, no yuri's gonna yuri's gonna do some stuff. Um, fuck it

[02:59:30] But fuck it He throws his spear Um, like it it it hits a guy in the in the side of the shoulder Um and And but unclokes him Well, yeah, because he just attacked. Yeah, so he how much should the spear do damage wise? Spear yeah, right

[03:00:01] And he's dead Apparently just like got over it Went through the shoulder into the heart. Yeah, apparently Remember he's got the pythons. Yeah, guy plus his strength bonus Yeah, but you know he's so dead. He can't All right, so sleep dead All right, um

[03:00:24] And then it is uh, the cult but the cultists now know where yuri is so they're all going to just gang on him So cultist number one is going cat is holding its turn

[03:00:33] Yep, that's true. So he could do things that he needs to be very accurate. Yeah, I'm going to say that the cat um You guys you guys notice within a few within very quick order like two or three seconds. Um, suddenly there is clouds overhead Okay, um

[03:00:54] And then as two of the cultists go after yuri Mm-hmm a bolt of lightning strikes right between them Yeah Done I hope that's what you're trying to do. Yes Sorry, my else and I used to do that all the time. Um frying both of them They are dead

[03:01:22] D e d Dead. Yeah, uh, apparently this has a duration of five minutes Yeah air becomes charged high with charged high with electricity allows you to call three bolts of lightning Jesus christ All doing three die eight of damage Um

[03:01:43] Is that the way that I wrote it? Yeah, okay So those guys are dead man, you know what actually I'm gonna cause some some my collateral here yuri rolls a reflex Does yuri make that work? Hmm. I downplayed the power of that for this game. Did you?

[03:02:00] Uh yuri Takes half damage um Yuri is Yuri's not dead, but he is smoking up smoldering a little bit He got a little bit of tingle from the uh from the lightning as it struck the soggy ground Soggy stony ground um, but that is uh

[03:02:25] Two cult three cult is dead in the first round. Uh, hey, you're out We still have another there's a cultist after you but there's uh, but you're up next Uh, what are you? Also the cat is um now decloaked, but it's now running or it's like now like

[03:02:43] Lively running up a couple of the columns. Of course Also, it's a more powerful wizard than any of us are yeah pretty much is a magical creature. Yeah I'm sorry that the the the gmc characters are more powerful in this horror-based game Mm-hmm

[03:03:03] I wasn't I wasn't really complaining. I was saying there's a more powerful wizard than we are. Interesting. Um, okay, so we need to look forward to We're really second-tier students. I was going to be expecting a magical creature on his home turf to be more powerful than us

[03:03:20] All right, hey, I'm gonna stay in here. Okay good. How long does that uh track well at the last? Um, we never really said Say like a d6 of d6 uh myths. That's more than minutes Because like it's used they used it on us to like

[03:03:37] Trank us and bring us somewhere Like it's not just minutes. Okay. It's probably like maybe a deep I would say that it's a die six of minutes and then they can take secondary Fortitude saves to try to shake off the effects

[03:03:50] So it's gonna let if they fail the first save it's a die six of minutes They fail the second save and it's a die four of hours. So wait, is the cultist leader just basically out? Like this

[03:04:01] This fight is not happy gonna last more than a couple minutes like more than more than a minute No, I don't expect that the case. Anyway, uh, probably too. Sorry Uh, so anyway, uh, hey, you're up. What are you doing? Um, I'm going to

[03:04:14] I didn't attempt to make anything yet. They are a little bit of a panic right now because lightning And they're just suddenly dropping like flies I'm going to like I'm assuming that in this world

[03:04:27] Like I'm wanting to do it make something to give to Yuri to heal him because he probably took a lot of damage there Yeah, um Like what a potion me focusing on making like a healing potion

[03:04:39] Would that be easier to do than focusing on making like a syringe with like a healing syringe thing? That would be a fanta full age very advanced like Item because that is literally something like that you're learning making

[03:04:50] Like a chemical compound that would benefit him. Yeah, um, it's not like creating crude oil or creating ice like that I'd say that would be like can make a bandage for you. Yeah, you But that's what you're doing for a lightning strike. Yeah, no. Yeah

[03:05:06] Yeah, I don't think you need to wear your ear. Oh, like you can try and heal Yuri But I don't think you have to worry about much right now. Sure. Like what it's cure like one one one

[03:05:15] It's the one one. Oh, yeah cure liner. It's a minor. Yeah, okay Chainson um What year did you learn zero? Okay, yeah, it's minor Oh, you know what actually sorry Yuri doesn't so feeling sorry Yuri doesn't lose that damage

[03:05:33] Um, I'm going to invoke Yuri's uh special or specific energy adaptation Okay, uh, yeah Yuri's just gonna he's not well it won't be all of him. He is going to so, uh One standard action duration 3d 6 minutes. Uh, okay this actually Required some

[03:05:57] Thing he should have he didn't anticipate that so yeah It's fine. I'll know for next time He might be slapping himself right now or he might be like setting up himself up for like taking electricity damage next Yeah, see the way there are

[03:06:13] Five of them left because one of them is knocked out and three of them are killed Yes, so wait there's six left. So also sorry Yuri is steaming but he's not doesn't seem to be harmed. I'm giving him I'm making them lose uh D six additional sanity

[03:06:29] Too sandy permanently to make that an immediate action Okay That's one of the optional rules for the specific energy application you can change it For you can burn one d6 additional sanity Um to manifest the power as an immediate action So Yuri's okay, it's fine

[03:07:00] Because you burn some sanity. Oh, yeah, yeah, oh I see uh, so hey, sorry. What are you doing? Is the curtain's nail gonna swift action or is it a standard action? I think you have to get later in the years to make it swift or something

[03:07:13] Was it my missing dirt you're the that was yours. So Um I had the first one open. Oh, there it is Move action. Yeah, okay. Oh, okay to move action. Yep. Okay, so I could theoretically um

[03:07:41] A curtain's nail gun a guy and then shoot the other guy at the crossbow. Yeah, okay. I will attempt to do that Actually, I can't because I don't have silver daggers Can I a credit he's not gonna bolt? Yeah Take a bolt off your crossbow. Yeah 12

[03:08:05] I did some cool And what's the damage on that the damage on a curious on the bolt? Um D six I think for for crossbow bolts. Um, yes, but in this case it's treated as a dagger So it's a dive for okay. Okay And then we're damage

[03:08:24] To okay. He is wounded But he did not go down. No Then I will attempt to follow up with the crossbow bolt. Okay. Um Sorry, no it's a die four plus a die three

[03:08:39] Oh, oh because you get to add the nail of the accurdy's nail gun damage on top of it. Oh, okay Okay, so it's a d so two plus three. It's a five He did cool In that case, I'll target the next one. Yep and crossbow Um nine

[03:09:04] I think it's all I got because I only got two bolts on range Uh, no, it's a shotgun. It is kind of a shotgun. It does it actually fire multiple shots? Yes It is a cluster shot. Okay. So then no, it's an area attack

[03:09:16] You automatically hit you just roll the damage and they have to make a reflex safe. Yeah, okay Then what's my damage eating? I don't have numbers for crossbow or something. Um, shotgun crossbow It's a it's a non-existent weapon. Um, so we're treating it as shotgun damage though, right?

[03:09:33] Okay, so then it's three dice. I think it'd be birch. I consider a birch shot because Because well because now it's crossbow bolts, right? It's not like which are actually more lethal and sharp than oh, yeah

[03:09:48] Buck shot is just like little ball bearings being shot. It's just a shotgun All right, fine. It is buckshot in this instance No, I'm just I'm not Yeah Because of the because the bircher buck shot big from the 20s. Yeah. Yeah, so it was a 3d6 3d6

[03:10:05] Right. Okay. The thing is that you roll the reflex, right? You can make reflex or a gie for half. Okay 10 damage. I think he's going to do the half because Uh, can you just like find these freaking there it is reflex. It's two. It's a 20 on its reflex

[03:10:22] Yeah, that definitely so halves on what he takes five damage. He does wait hang on He does cool That attempts to dodge but he dodges it into it. Yeah, you have to epic we pump it Oh, of course. Yes, because it's obviously a pump action

[03:10:44] No, it's it's it's like what it's like you have that like lever thing or like The crow's foot or something? Yeah. Yeah, I have one of those. Yeah, it's kind of like that. It's just like

[03:10:58] I don't have to load more in it's just I just have to pump it. Yeah Um, so top of the round because you decked everybody On the bottom. So yeah, it's top of the round Ezra. Okay. Okay

[03:11:11] All right, did you actually make did you actually de-cloak? Nope. I'm still invisible. No Okay, all right. All right. So, uh, where is everybody? Uh, so there are There's the boss sleeping on the ground coming to investigate the boss

[03:11:25] Three three and four uh, the other and then there are other two other ones killed five of them Yeah, no, there are actually like five left including the boss Yes, because the boss is on the ground

[03:11:35] So two are investigating the boss is like fall and the other two are Going after Yuri or going after um, well in the direction of Yuri and the cat Okay. Okay

[03:11:46] Uh, did I only get one of those uh, traced earth? Yeah, kind of figure this much. Okay. Okay um All right, I don't have any of this fucking gear No, none of it your spells I just have my spells. Okay In your sights, I do have my sight

[03:12:18] I don't know what the fuck I did with the stats for my sight So I've written that as a weapon Or is this just because you have so many there

[03:12:26] It's I have a number and a number of different weapons and uh, it is actually not on my list Of weapons because we so rarely get to use it. Yeah

[03:12:42] I might have to make that a like uh, something that um Ezra has to go find. Oh, so okay for Quick thing aside while you're looking for that, Stavarian. Yes. So in strange soul We are going off the premise that you guys are starting off as ghosts

[03:12:58] I'm okay with that like you you're you as Ezra are Waking up basically in the spirit world of st John's and having to make connections and networks and some of that to

[03:13:09] Um get a body to go and uh to like interact with the rest of the unit the guy or the rest of the system Mm-hmm What if you also like you decide it's like you want to go get the uh the the site

[03:13:20] So you have to go find Ezra's original like where Ezra was buried And retreat the neck off of your corpse Like as I kept like Ezra kept the necklace like to the day he died and then some To Can I have a nice fashion? Thanks, buddy. Now I'm

[03:13:43] Still living up if there's a dog sitting on the chair. I know I'm horrible So many folders so many games so many so many So Thank you

[03:15:01] Okay, well, I know that the site does two die six damage pretty sure. Okay, so I guess we'll just go with that Okay There's a pile of sheets here too. Yeah That 2d6 plus one there's my stats for it. There you go

[03:15:32] Yay, there's a plus one magic weapon Okay Okay, so Uh and this was the actually the sheet that I was looking for because it has my spells all on well good chunk of them Yeah I gotta try to move in behind those guys. Okay Uh you do some

[03:16:01] Is it's your visible? Okay. Actually we'll move silently just uh In the heat of combat move silently I rolled a 19 So that'll be 23. Yeah, they meant that you you are the knight In the day Time right there's your campfire. It's muted day. Yeah

[03:16:31] I need a cat or an attack line work well in like it could be like nighttime in one one like Province and then could be daytime in the next

[03:16:40] In the derelamps the derelamps have a fluctuating day for night. So what's she doing? Is she getting into food under there? No, no, I can't see what she's by she's only at the chair there right next to where like a bag of dog food is Oh

[03:16:54] She's here now Probably just investigating. There's no dog food in those bags. Yeah, you are you are able to get uh fly a flank behind me

[03:17:03] Okay, okay. He said something over to catch first. Yeah, I need some sort of line that I need to yell when I'm breaking cover here

[03:17:10] There's the the old standard. I know I know but you don't want to wear it out too. Well, yeah, Chris doesn't seem to like it I'm just tired Be a little more original guys

[03:17:21] I just want to try and I know I know and I'm not a friend nurture that So now we're just gonna be hung up for like a team video while I come up with a good line I'll have what she's had

[03:17:39] What are you planning on doing here because that could influence it um, well, I I'm I have a size I'm going to use it. Okay Taste the harvest It's you season Get crop Get to the cropper get to the chopper I am the chopper

[03:18:20] Let me slice your question slice your question Oh, I just need to ask you a question We're using a size shut up Oh special delivery Oh, I was gonna go with something reaper related The seasons don't fear the reaper But you should

[03:18:54] Yeah, yeah, we're gonna go with that Hey guys seasons don't fear the reaper, but you should Ha What step Um, so what's the threat range on this site? Did you roll a net 20 I did um So here's a cool thing because uh for the site specifically

[03:19:21] Um, we're gonna do the mass effecty twine rules where Roll net 20 If you roll net 20 again, we'll confirm that and you instantly die. Well, they're gonna die anyway I'm sorry. Um Probably just like three time or times three

[03:19:37] I think I think that the site is actually a times four critical. Is it? I think so. Is it one of those? The Vast Blurrs Guide? Books as I recall when you gave me the site, I was like, oh dear god, chris

[03:19:53] You don't know what you're getting into Because Dave used to use site Uh And Numbers wise the site is the best weapon in Dungeons and Dragons. I thought it was the like Great sword or something no Scythe Scythe is better um

[03:20:14] And this is the pathfinder book so I don't know what the rules are like for it in here, but uh, we're about to find out I'm also looking at the equipment Here Because the site could be used to make trip attacks, which is awesome Um

[03:20:37] It may it is times four damage on a critical. Yeah, I based off the pickaxe which is also times four critical um Because that was the closest I could find in the uh

[03:20:49] Uh, they've actually dumped the damage down. What is in there in here? It does uh two. Sorry You gave me two die six and I'm I'm fine with that. I'll stick with that in third edition dnd The site did three die four Gotcha

[03:21:06] In pathfinder does two die four because you want to do you want to do one drop this down then so like two die six times four piercing and Because you can impale something else. I understand but you can also slightly it's also a slashing weapon take

[03:21:29] There that is written So now I have to confirm my crate And then it has the special ability of kills ghosts Yes effects ghosts. Uh does a 16 hit? Yes, okay, so um, I guess I'll roll my two die six Is just hitting one of them or

[03:21:51] I don't have multi attack. That's her. That's her So 10 times four So he so can I cleave him in two and then just smile at the other guy and I was gonna say I was gonna say you just like slight cut off his head

[03:22:10] Okay, cleanly like it doesn't come off and it's just like slides off afterwards I'm good with that Right on that Because of how much damage you just did on that they're they're close enough. It was a swinging attack

[03:22:27] Okay, both of them both heads get cut off. All right. All right. There you go I'm good with that. Yeah, come on spike it up here. Where the other guy just dies of fear Uh

[03:22:42] But yeah, you just you you cleave or you you cut you cut down uh to other two more cultists Yep, those cultists a fear to be her So next is a cat um, so So those two cults there's two cultists, uh approaching Both the area where

[03:23:07] Actually, there's one of the cultists going after Yuri the other one's going after you because he's you now Yes But the cat is up on a hill on a pillar and if any of you guys are looking at him

[03:23:16] He's doing that thing that cats do when they just like when they yawn and they're like And they're like they're like lower part is like on the yeah And then he's like Oh Uh as he just like after right after you finish the audience like

[03:23:34] Lightning bolt and then it just a bolt just strikes down on the one attacking three. Oh, that's nice. No Um question. Who is Mortimer Grimm? death But who is he? He is a character I agree. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's actually one of my creations Um Morty

[03:24:02] Luckily Yuri had that um that specific energy um Uh because he did not pass that reflex um Is even worth rolling to see if uh, if the lightning bolt kills the the cultists that were right One Three that's four Dead

[03:24:26] Yeah, yeah, so that like that guy's that guy just explodes goes right down the middle of them Blast like blows him up in uh meaty Uh cooked chunks when your vision clears. There's just ashes. Yeah It looks like they don't snap his fingers. Yeah yeah

[03:24:44] Uh, so the next one is um Going to attack you though, uh The last cultist alive and awake you're being going to attack. Hey, yes I'm gonna go with a blow dart That measly fucking blow dart Balls on this guy

[03:25:03] He's got balls of steel. Yeah, man. You got some big cahones Fucking misses He's stressed out And he gets the hiccups Yeah, actually Was it a one? No, it was a one. It was a two. Oh, okay. I'm just close. Uh Yuri looks over to you. It's like

[03:25:27] You want to deal with him? You have to deal with any one. Yes, but uh, he's fighting you Actually Yuri killed the first one. Oh, he did. That's true. Yeah Hmm He's letting he's he's sustaining from his attack to let you

[03:25:44] Do an attack on him. Well, that's nice of you. I appreciate back across Um, you don't need to roll a T20. He has to roll reflex and you just do oh right because it's a cone. Get ready He forgets a cone

[03:26:02] He's dead probably uh that was an 18 to dodge or uh to uh to half so he probably takes half Okay Uh Half of nine is Five four and a half He does Cute. Uh, he doesn't die quickly but he dies He's got his gurgling

[03:26:25] Lovely. He's on the ground still partially alive. He's kick his hooves are kicking because they these were all say Readers say you're like beings Uh, yeah, he's just like gurgling in his own blood with the bolts all over his body. Okay

[03:26:38] Just not in the right places where like he would be insta killed um And uh Combat's over. Um and the white ship comes in Make sure oh you get Yeah What happened? Oh Uh I burped up a little bit of vomit. Oh, that's always lovely

[03:27:05] Well, my favorite thing, you know by now burning my throat by the sun bitch, you know So super Italian pizza over there. Yeah So, um, yeah, the white ship cup the white galleon makes landfall as you guys down the last cultist

[03:27:22] Um and off of it bound off large man-sized toad creatures with tentacles for faces About three of them And they uh, you look over there. It looks like there's Regular people also on the on the on the ship

[03:27:42] But yeah, these three toad-like monstrosities just kind of barrel down roll sand Oh, I guess I need to do that Rip ass 55, 100 You go fast cool. Uh, I don't think there's any Captain bucky over

[03:28:07] So you guys don't take any sand for uh for not for succeeding so um, yeah, so uh, I guess they just like look around um They Start garbling something that you don't like in a language. You don't speak um

[03:28:25] But the cat uh, uh archie from up on the top. It's like Die As another as a lightning bolt just strikes down on one See how much damage that just does He needs some better catchphrases cat Cat She phrases Yeah Or at least some puns Okay So

[03:29:04] Here's the thing Here's the thing they don't die from the lightning bolt Mm-hmm They they're the lightning bolt comes down Strikes one of them squarely in the in the in the back Yeah, um and and it does like backlash on the other ones as well

[03:29:22] And then after the smoldering and like flash happens They just like they they're clearly wounded But they shrug it off Yeah, so Initiative again, um, I will keep the initiatives. They had you guys had Thank you

[03:29:42] I don't if you would like to uh roll again, I know you know you can't no no no It's a fine One is actually going shortly after cat who has spent his charges of lightning bolt until he cast it again

[03:30:01] Until the cast is again, but you gotta wait a couple minutes for that. Oh, I see You're all lightning cat you need to get him a little cloak Yeah actually wow would be one of the movies is uh

[03:30:18] Uh, the middle one who's like who took the front of it. He slowed. He's a little bit slow Or he slowed down a little bit. So he's at the bottom of the uh ballist or sail But the other ones are fine

[03:30:32] Cool. Okay, so um top of the round as well what do you do? Uh, what are they actually they are All right, all right, I'm gonna run in And uh, well no, I'm gonna I'm gonna lightly jog towards them Then when I get close enough

[03:30:54] I'm just gonna tell them that the black bunny sense is for guards and then break into a full sprint and do this I'm a charge Like to the the sickle charge or the scythe charge. Yep. Okay Are you tapped Man wise no armor

[03:31:12] Uh, we tapped armor when we first came here That's been a couple of hours. So how long doesn't last? Yeah, I don't remember but it's last a while Sorry, I'm just going to pull that up because that is something that needs to be addressed. Yeah, uh duration

[03:31:30] One hour Okay, so that is gone that's been gone for after a day and a half. Okay, well Now I'm feeling a little bit less uh Oh, let's go. You're like Fuck Yeah

[03:31:48] No, no, no, you know what I'm rebooting before we go in. Okay fine. All right take that charge Okay, so it's like you're like you're running your charging everything just stops and then you're you're like Ah Looks at the camera

[03:32:06] I forgot my I knew it. Did I need the stove on? So, yeah, yeah, so you're charging. Yep, all right All right, so now I've got my my armor reboot. Yeah Now I'll make my charge Okay Does a 16 hit

[03:32:45] What sorry I heard a car car and I get like a very uh, uh paranoid when I'm a car horn. Um AC is Uh, what was that again 16 16 hits. Okay I guess technically it's a 17 because Ooh Five damage you did it. I did a thing. Yay

[03:33:15] Joy's occasion. You did No, uh, I'm gonna say that you're attacking the one that was like up in front of the lightning blast. Yep And even he's not dead. No, he's actually not dead This is very badly burned How many of these are there there's three

[03:33:33] Okay, that's not too bad. They're large sized creatures by the way. Oh Yeah, they're they're the size of large men They're they're the size of courses. Yeah, sorry Um, sorry i'm calculating trained We'll be calculating calculating Okay, stop turning that cool. You jackass

[03:34:02] Right, um say you managed to cut you cut off a couple of like his tentacles off his face Okay, uh, he rears up and like squelch it like squelchily roars um He didn't like that very much

[03:34:17] Yeah, some of your face tentacles face decals like testicles, but on your face Yeah, not like chesticles boobs. Yes, of course That toky rebuttals like the the giant toad monster cat is going to

[03:34:33] Uh, archie is going to uh, well, I can't call lightning right now for the next five minutes. Um We need to turn him this is gonna run away. He's gonna wait on that um Get hold of this term as well Yeah, um

[03:34:56] Shame these things aren't extra to mention extra plane of creatures Yeah, he's gonna hold he's gonna climb down uh because he wants to be on the front lines of this Because these are his enemy So he starts he starts yeah

[03:35:10] He's basically spending his time to get down and run up to a to you to your side to your both side And he's actually like he calls out like It's like I will not let you fight these beasts alone This is Lord Kitten

[03:35:24] Oh great now you trick at the dogs So, um, it's moonbeast number one and moonbeast number two So uh moonbeast number one Moon base alpha and moon unit is alpha Yeah, it's moon unit for both I believe. Um They are going to um

[03:35:45] Well, one of them actually so they're fine One of them is going to attack you There they sit now Uh we're taking 12 damage or 12 doesn't uh hit you Fuck no, okay, so Basically actually No, no, we're not even close well the other one's gonna try and target you

[03:36:31] Hey it fails just as well Um, so they both get basically they both get up. So now that all three of them are equally Uh all three of them are now on the unequal term unequal uh footing. Okay

[03:36:44] Uh and it is uh, oh I guess Yuri. Yeah fucking Yuri Why fucking Yuri because he's in the he's in this fight. I don't know what to do with him His moves doesn't he

[03:36:57] Kind of he could retrieve his spear from the one. Yeah, he goes and retrieves the spear and then throw it again Yeah, what okay, Aaron Would going over to the to the corpse of the one cultist and grabbing a spear and then throwing it at a moonbeast

[03:37:10] Be this uh being the same route or be in the same turn. I don't see any reason why okay question The spear as it's sticking out of the guy is it sticking up? Yeah

[03:37:21] I don't see any reason why he couldn't grab that as part of his move and throw it Okay, yeah, he'll do that then because you can draw a weapon As part of a move equivalent action. Yeah, I just realized that he's gonna be shooting into combat

[03:37:35] It's fine those three of them He doesn't have to be throwing at the one that he's right in front of there's some beside They're all like basically in a row now again

[03:37:43] And they were they were in a row the whole time, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that actually fails Uh, hang on does that actually fully fail? Damn it Gary why are you such a bitch can't he like augment his shit? No, he can't he can only augment himself

[03:38:00] That's what I'm saying like he's no he can't augment himself to throw better He can't give himself strength. He doesn't have telekinesis. Otherwise I wouldn't do that I gave him I basically gave him like psychometry and like sensitivity and

[03:38:14] It's things that allow him to like himself to bodily do things or like to bother to be defensive and stuff like that. That's about it Yeah, uh 10 doesn't do it So he he misses his his uh, his spirit goes goes wild Um, hey you're up All right, well

[03:38:36] I'm still sitting back there. So it might as well Just take a pot shot at uh one of the ones to the side of um Of ezra. Okay You might be able to catch two of them in the comb Um, no because you're in the middle

[03:38:51] Unless you want me to shoot you in the back. Sorry Let me show their large-sized creatures So let me show you how this works And we'll grab this and we'll grab you've got two x6s, right?

[03:39:05] Okay, so put yours there. Okay, so this is the one in the middle These are the ones on the other side And then this would be me Oh, so you're saying like if I nick half of that guy? Yep Yeah

[03:39:20] Because they have a 10 foot facing whereas we only have a five Okay And how big is the cone of a shotgun? Oh, that depends on your range. Oh, yeah It wasn't super far away I will all attempt to do that. Okay So Bang

[03:39:46] So many bang. Okay. Uh, see if the the loon beast uh Is able to get away The middle one and the right one the middle and the right one Mm-hmm. I mean the one to pull from the right grade

[03:40:05] So first the the one on the right, uh, that's got 20 so it halves that damage And the other one got a 13 So that doesn't so the middle one oddly enough took the full damage in the one of the right I guess because it couldn't move anywhere Surrounded

[03:40:24] So, uh, what's the damage the whole eight eight one takes eight one takes four. Okay. Um Middle guy's dead Excellent just enough Bolts went into his face into his tentacle faces

[03:40:41] His face stables as you said face stables. Um, and then four damage, I guess to the other. Yes. Okay, so that would be Okay Yeah, that one got a couple on the side at least fine uh And then it is uh Ezra All right

[03:40:59] So the one right in front of you just rocked after a couple of flushets just took his face off or took the rest of his Or made more of his face detailed

[03:41:07] Okay, so then I'm going to take a uh five foot step to the left where the other one is Hello How are you? I see your friend is dead. I'm going to move on to the next dating uh the dating service

[03:41:19] Uh, and then I'm going to spin and I'm going to uh go for it go for the thigh Okay See if I can take out the inside of his thigh Ouch, he's not necessarily an actual called shot, but you know Still you take my sport

[03:41:37] Very low on a massive creature Um, so that will be Where do I get to this? Oh, uh plus two so the 14 the 14 hit Yep Okay 10 damage 10 damage you say He dies you cut his artery. He starts bleeding out really quickly. Yeah, okay excellent

[03:42:18] Uh, okay, uh, yeah, you're just like And even he's even it is surprised it starts like Starts piling Like just it's like like like whimpering as it dies From blood loss shouldn't have been a dick Yeah

[03:42:35] Um and the cat actually besides you just like don't spare any sympathy for these beasts. They deserve none We're killing them And then uh the cat pounces on the right on the one that was uh parsley bolted Just pounces on it to attack it

[03:42:54] Just like with his little claws Just If a cat leaps upon a foe during the first round of comic, okay During the first round of combat He hasn't done a thing yet though During the first round of job that has to be very good first

[03:43:09] But their pounce attack they will really get to use their full attack They get to use their teeth their front claws And their rake effect. Okay. Well, he still pounces he or he still jumps onto it But he starts raking at it. I have a question though

[03:43:24] This is his first round of this combat. It's the pounce attack is for a surprise attack. Oh, okay. Yeah Um and yeah, so the cat and yeah, so the cat leaps onto the other one and just starts Scratching at it with but with its back claws

[03:43:42] That's going to be 17. Fuck he hits him. He gets him. Um, what's the damage on this sucker? The laugh so fucking hard Let me kill them Okay, he does two damages Please just doing like physical attacks. Yeah. Oh, you're right. Thank you for writing me What

[03:44:12] I'm not going to wreck on anything but except for the cat's damage Uh, yeah So he stabs that or sort of slashing at him furiously because it seems like the claw marxies inflicting are healing a little bit quicker

[03:44:25] Or they're like not doing as much damage as they should be Like if this was a human God that would be one deep cut. But like it's not nearly as cut. It's like very rubbery skin. They have okay

[03:44:39] Um, so yeah, he only takes one bite. Grandmother what rubbery skin you have? Uh, Yuri is going to go grab his spear from the water He's got a fish on it though. Yeah He has pulled into the water. He's dead. He's dead now. Oh, that's a problem

[03:44:58] Yuri's just getting like malt He's not having a good day. He grabs he grabs a spear try throwing it again With the cat on the movie, let's see how this goes. It's a tiny cattle a massive creature

[03:45:11] If he rolls one I may I actually yeah put that but uh, he misses again Good job, Yuri Oh How are you creating those things earlier? Those are amazing. Hey, oh, yeah Love how he's going between like Slavic and Canadian. Well, he's Slavic Canadian. Yeah, he actually is

[03:45:34] Stravocationally a little walking I'm walking here. Uh, anyway, um next one is Hayden He should we Okay, um now the cat is on this thing's face I'll shoot in the lower midsection It's a massive creature, right large creature not massive. Well, is there actually a massive size? No

[03:45:59] That that should be what we called our like the set the large huge gargantuan colossal and then our other one that we had enormous enormous Either way, I mean after that the galaxy size was massive It's hard to do. I mean for the balls down low, okay

[03:46:15] We're ready for the belly. Sure You shoot him in the dick Hayden, dude, you do not shoot people in the dick. Why am I rolling this? Come on try seracob Every shot. Yeah Okay, it's a five damage

[03:46:33] Uh, it's okay. He takes full full front of it. Um, however, he does uh, not uh, he does not one of those uh Oh, shit. No, he doesn't knock I forgot damage reduction five Oh, so and that's not a matter. Yeah, so we

[03:46:49] Sorry moving forward. Uh, he does not take that uh that damage I'm sorry. I forgot the damage reduction, man Um Hey man, at least you killed that one there with right in front of me. That's true um And that's where you're up

[03:47:06] So you see that he the the bolts go in and then they kind of like slide off Well, I got a magic weapon so uh We're gonna do the second verse just like the first Okay Not like that though 16 16. Uh, yeah, it's full That'll be seven

[03:47:37] You're gonna slide in past with my sythe and just see about ripping open his gut. Yep, you managed to do that All right, he is quite dead He's dead. Yep. Yeah, my head seven life left. Okay

[03:47:52] Okay, sorry Dave. I that's fine. I don't care. That's who it is All right, um, yeah with that basically both that are all three of the uh, the moonbees die Uh, the cat is continuing to claw Unless somebody takes him off the corpse

[03:48:08] I'm gonna pick him up by the scruff of the neck Oh, okay. He's dead. Good There you go Let's check the ship make sure there's no moonbees some more moonbees there. There's probably tons of slaves though Is there maybe also some loot?

[03:48:23] Yes, all right. Let's go in that case Um, he jumps on your back Like under your shoulders. Oh, okay Go my steed Well 16 summon a rope. Yeah, I want to tie up the one guy that survived I totally forgot about him. Yeah, he just gets away

[03:48:50] He wakes up after what would you guys get back into like blood everywhere I'm so sad that you did that because I was like, I should have been like I could have totally had like yeah

[03:48:58] So you guys get all this like loot and some of that and then you just see this like Um, cultist leader impression in a month So that's gone Anyway, yeah, so

[03:49:11] Both of my brother-in-laws were in my cult. How am I gonna explain this to my to my wife and my sisters? Yeah, so you go you go up to the ship. Um, there's uh, there's some like rigging

[03:49:24] You can go to get up there. Um, yeah, there's like 200 slaves Like on the top of the top floor and on the in the gout inside the bowels of the gym That are powering the sucker Okay, by means of what?

[03:49:41] Um, will like manpower. Oh like rowing these weird like Like these weird versions of like horrors and stuff like that All right, well and they're like they just all look at you like all these like these 200 people just look at you guys

[03:49:58] They're they're all shaved completely shaved bald. Uh, basically in loincloths Um Mal partially malnourished And they just sunken eyes. Um, they they just look on at you and just like Where are the masters cast off the chains of your masters be free Roll the policy

[03:50:21] I imagine that's what this one guy said magical creatures Yes Hi 19 They all start like looking at you like is there not they don't know if they should believe it or not Like this is another trick by the masters and they're like Yes Finally Where are we?

[03:50:47] Uh in the mire Yes, what what The cat like has like your insarnath Oh That's a long way from anywhere. Well, I mean you've got this boat All right Everybody back on the other seats. Ah, shit. You're saying you guys have this boat

[03:51:09] You can use it to go wherever you want, but I'm looting the boat first. No, that's fair Taking all your worse you killed the mat and the moonbeasts

[03:51:19] Uh, if that's what those tone creatures were yes, okay. It's like in your in your in your in your it's like Yes Um All right, so you uh, I guess the the the treasuries

[03:51:32] The they kept the treasuries and stuff down that way the fault like you points down the hall Not to worry people your toady masters have all croaked That was a terrible pun. It says one right

[03:51:44] Like a right to the side as you're walking faster. Do you want to be slave? Excuse me a terrible pun. Don't you mean an amazing pun? I've been imprisoned and enslaved for 10 years. I've been raped

[03:51:55] Just like I have known like no no, uh, so is your sense of humor player. I have no sense of humor left I don't know why I'm arguing with you on that So, um, yeah, they they was rather dour and like they they've been oppressed for a while

[03:52:12] It's gonna take them a while to recover from this All right, we're gonna go loot the boat. Okay Uh search check of 17 Uh Yeah, you are not really you open it up. There's tons of like white gold coin and red jewel very vibrant red jewels

[03:52:40] Okay. All right, cat. What am I looking at? Oh that No You're all of a sudden the cat that is A lot of coin and those are blood that are those are blood gems They have the souls of people in them But they're worth a pretty penny

[03:53:02] Can maybe brought back to the real world? No But you could bring stuff back It takes him doing but you can't bring up like this amount back I'm not looking to bring it all. He's asking what he can take Maybe if you roll high enough Says the cat

[03:53:22] He's like dead bullets keep bringing the fourth wall It's like a order of the stick all over again Okay, so then what about why that's up to you. Uh, okay. I will say there's um, there's actually a couple of like golden stashes as well

[03:53:41] On top of the coins Uh, you also give the node. Yeah. No, there's actually one. Um, so there's an octafoidal headed idle That gives you a weird feeling when you look at it too hard or too long

[03:53:55] And then there's one with a coiled like so its head is just like a tapered Like long tapered like tongue like I think that coils around and around and around around into a almost like a Aspireling into a spiraling helix kind of thing And it's got like three

[03:54:10] It looks like it has three off like three legs and like gangly like two gangly limbs Um, I'm familiar with the mythos. So do I know what this is? Uh, Rolly will work Meta or meta. Yeah

[03:54:29] Not that it matters. They're exactly the same. Yeah 17. Uh, you read the um You read the uh, the call of cthulhu rpg book about uh, masks and the nylephitep

[03:54:39] That is totally a statue of the bloody tongue the avatar of one of the many avatars and masks and nylephitep in As a golden statue Otherwise known as the adversary to nodes

[03:54:52] So maybe don't give that to him or do or do give it to oh, yeah, so you can break it or whatever you want to do All right, I will uh, submit a blanket Done And wrap the statue with the blanket. All right

[03:55:09] And then just like it starts bleeding Like the blanket. Yeah the bottom of the blank when you like wrap like lift it up Blood starts pooling off the body and this is why I didn't want to touch it. Yeah fair You think you're a heartbeat

[03:55:25] I'm sure it's maybe real sad I'm throwing the one guy that's tranked into the jeep all tied up Right you have a jeep. Yeah Like what are you talking about? You have a jeep? Oh, right Go on Sam. Okay. I'll take one. No um

[03:55:43] Okay, uh these uh soul gems. Yes soul stones blood blood gems Um All right, I'm gonna try to uh, I'm just gonna touch it with my site Okay Oh All right I'm claiming souls Oh, huh. That's nice of you It disintegrates

[03:56:14] Okay, I just do it to all but one. Okay, I'm gonna keep that one for me. Yep. All right Um in your actually know what I'm going to say. Uh roll me a sand check not a will say but a sand check

[03:56:32] Fail okay take one your nose starts bleeding Uh and out of you like off your chest Um this black mass oozes off of your out of your chest um Right down onto the ground. It's like Uh and it is the bunny It's like

[03:56:52] Thank you for lending me a little bit of your strength there It's really hard to get into other hedge worlds. What do you do like freaking chest burst out of him? Yes, I understand are you there? No, I'm asking you. Yeah. No, basically

[03:57:07] He oozed out of him like all right like out of like smoke and stuff out of his chest. Um Um You know that was a very uh, it was a very kind thing to I appreciate the effort Sadly and can't really claim these souls

[03:57:24] Well claiming them whether or not you can claim them. Um, I mean disappointingly you can't but uh The bigger thing was is that the souls were trapped in these stones. Well, yes, that's no longer the case, right? Yes, now they're just buddy high five mission accomplished

[03:57:44] Sharks the rabbit shrugs What's up? Um the cat on your on your shoulders like who's this and he's and then the the bunny's like who's that? More powerful than you can possibly imagine The rabbit's just like Do you have a collar? Yes

[03:58:04] Okay, you know he pulls his skin That's nice and it stays up Does he just look like a bunny rabbit? Hey, it's just like a one-eyed bunny like his one eye has been like gouged out. Okay. What color is he?

[03:58:19] Uh black and black and uh like dark gray. I think on the bottom. Okay. Is tummy. Yeah um All right. Well, uh We're going to visit noted What you didn't seem very impressed by my sight he's very unimpressed with everything Unless you're a war vet

[03:58:47] likes war vets and dogs loves dogs. Yeah, but I couldn't bring my dog here. I know it was funny It was funny. Did you say love that he couldn't? No No, no, no the rabbit the rabbit just like of course he's been watching you guys the whole time

[03:59:03] Yeah, that's true Um, yeah, so what are we gonna do to make this site a little bit more beefy? No No, it's only a plus one. Yeah, that's enough. Is it scale up to a five? No Or warped no

[03:59:23] Come on. It was totally warped in his last fight Wait wait He's like looks like he's watching the events And I mean I mean that was cool. You just cut two guys heads off. It's one shot

[03:59:42] That was like think about how cool that was because you did it not because the site did it The humans worry so much about what an artifact what an item can do It's really just you guys until you die and then I take you

[03:59:55] But what I'm worried about is what it what what it what about