(The Secret World): MSL-North: Tha Boyz - Episode 19: St. John's and the Dragon

[00:00:00] They bring the morning good- Our listing flows so sweet. Test. Concede. Transmit. Time to learn the truth, boys and girls. In the 30's, Prime Minister King kickstarted a hedge fund for investigating and hunting various paranormal phenomena. Now fast forward along a line of mysteries, blood, and maple syrup money throughout the 20th century

[00:00:26] and you find numerous groups across the country, unified under a loose collective, hunting strange creatures and tackling paranormal threats for profit. Don't believe the lies by the so-called news networks. The secret world is real. Here there be monsters, and the Monster Slayers League, north of the American border, is out there. Even out in Newfoundland, there's word of a new team known only as The Bites.

[00:00:54] And don't get me started.

[00:01:26] Pilots and mechanic, Yuri and Yuri. And you guys have been doing some, it hasn't really been a whole lot in the last few weeks regarding monster hunting employment and such. So you guys have been doing some off and on shopping, maybe spending time with your partners and such.

[00:01:49] There's also a new guy in the group, in the company, that will be introduced so shortly. And yeah, so I guess without further ado, let's introduce characters. Starting with Aaron. Who's Aaron? I'm Jacob Blackstone. And I am a... Magus. You're a wizard in this game. Is that picking up through me? I hope so.

[00:02:17] I'm more of a through me. Aaron's stuff's over there. Though I have been much more wizardly lately. Um, yep, yep. I wear a, uh, I wear a raincoat all the time. Apparently I have a beard. Yep. A big, big, giant long... Baird, bushy beard. Baird, bushy beard. Apparently that was, uh, that was day one made, uh...

[00:02:46] Based on the, on the, the session I was just doing. Yeah, that's fine. I, I don't recall it. I've got no problem with it. You referenced it once and just completely forgot about it. You have a braided dwarf beard and it just never went away. Nope. He's just jealous of my IRL beard, so he had to, like, give his character one. Yeah, that's what that is. Fantasy, yeah. Absolutely. The, the problem is that I don't like the, the, uh, in-between times. Yeah, like, I like my beard where it is, and I like your beard where it is, but I

[00:03:15] don't want my beard anywhere in between those two. Fair. I hate to say, it's gonna happen. Thank you. You don't have a choice. You don't have a choice. No, I can keep trimming it and keeping it this length. Yeah, fair. Yeah. Um, yeah, yeah. I have a motorcycle. Um, I think I might be the only one left who has their original motorcycle. Mine blew up. Yeah, yours blew up. Yours blew up. I think I still have a triumph. I think, I think you guys have two now. I think.

[00:03:45] Where's my motorcycle? You don't get one yet. You get a ride, bitch. I would rather walk. It's not a super impressive motorcycle. It's just an 86 Rebel 450, which is like one of the coolest bikes ever. Um, but, you know. Uh, and yeah. Yeah, I am a, uh, I am a Magus, but, um, I'm also very much a Druid. Yep. All right. And then next up is, uh, Dave. I'm way over here.

[00:04:15] I'm helping the dog escape temporarily. Hang on. I'm Dave. I am playing John Deere, no relation. Um, he is. He is John Deere, no relation. It's spelled differently, okay? That's what I have to specifically say. Um, I am, uh, I'm the mercenary, uh, archetype. I'm an ex-con. And, uh, I've been the one that's been switching through different secret archetypes and making things complicated on myself.

[00:04:43] Instead of just picking one and rolling with it, like I originally wanted to. But, that's fine. Um, yeah. Okay. I, uh, oh, uh, you drank from a chalice? Yes, last time. Yeah, we were, we were salvaging, uh, as many, like, uh, artifacts as we could. And, um, because the one I grabbed had liquid in it, during the weird shenanigans that were going on, my options were dropping it or drinking it. So I drank it.

[00:05:12] And now you are eternally youthful. You cannot grow a beard. Now he's a baby. Yeah. It's been a month. Yeah. He's Benjamin Button. No, no. It's just, he can no longer grow facial hair. Um, you have no wrinkles anymore. It's like no mustache even? Just completely gone? Completely gone. You tried growing a, you tried growing a, a beard and you just got that horrible, like, teen neck beard thing that, that terrible peach fuzz just on your upper lip. Yeah. Um, but otherwise.

[00:05:42] Although, my balding hairline was seen. It grew back. Yeah. In the last, uh, like, couple of weeks it's, uh, it's actually grown. Um, you now have a full head of hair. Yeah. Which is nice. You're now sporting a mullet. Hell yeah. Yeah. Um, and yeah. Um. Or rat tail. Effectively. Um. Uh. Oh yeah. Effectively, you will not die of old age. Yeah. Because you drank from- I'll die by other means. You'll probably die from other means. Like, that has nothing to do with, like, the eternal, uh, the fountain of youth.

[00:06:10] But, like, you drank from the waters of the fountain of youth, and so you will not die of old age. Yes. So poo poo. In fact, you may die seeing the end of the world. Great. I hate it. So I'm assuming, like, I gave the chalice to, like, Templar HQ after the fact. That's a stupid gift for years. Because, like, what does the chalice do now that I've drank from it? Um, well, actually, you, uh, when you, when you guys get back, like, after everything's, like, settled and you guys got back to base and stuff like that, you check from the chalice? I need to try to be or my way. Well, you go to the chalice. I want to. You go to check the chalice?

[00:06:39] I was gonna say, I'm just drinking, like, water out of it now. It filled that, it actually filled that back with water in the, in the time that you guys up. I would have detect magic on it. Is it normal water? It is definitely not, it is definitely anima-infused water. It is magic-infused water. Oh, we can make so much money off this. Do you want to axe your beard, too? Oh, no. I didn't want to. No, you can't, sir. Shit. We, we should sell axes. Who wants to abolish facial hair? Make a line.

[00:07:10] Thousand dollars a cent. So, abolish facial hair? No, no, no. You sell it as a tonic to regrow your head hair. Oh, yeah, fair. Yeah. May, uh, side effects may include losing the ability to grow facial hair. Yes. And eternal youth. And you will never die. Yes. Aboled it. And immortality. Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's up to you guys. I mean, like, I, like, you can try and sell that and see what the repercussions of that is.

[00:07:37] We just, we turned this campaign into us just being snails. Well, salesman. But it actually works. It actually works. And you're, you're, oops, turning people into immortals. So, instead of, like. And I totally sell it to everyone. Oh, yeah. That's true. Literally everyone. You know, like, was it, like, what's the guy from Red Dead Redemption that's, like, the Mr. Elixir type thing? Instead of, like, oh, raising a horse and carriage, it's just a hind painted up in pretty colors. Yeah.

[00:08:05] With advertising on the side. I'm just picturing a hind with old timey, like, adverts. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Old timey adverts with a hammer and sickle. Wait a minute. What? Useful water for the people, of the people, for the people. That's terrible. That's so terrible. So bad. Yeah. Aside from that, John Deere generally just wears, like, standard-ish kind of clothes flannel

[00:08:35] because, like, for blending in purposes. Yeah. Do you actually own any John Deere? No. Chris. That's going on all the way. That's a good question. I do have a dog at home named. What word is that? He's asking. Um. I don't know. That's so good. That's so good. I believe one was a tentacled staff. Yes. Staff of the Force Intrusion. A power girl.

[00:09:05] The tiara of teleportation. Yes, the tiara of teleportation. Yeah. Right. Yes. You have the tiara. I believe that was merit. Did I take it? I don't know if you kept it, but you- I had it. You were the one that's- That was the one you picked up. You secured it. Did you keep it, though? Or did you give it to someone else? I think I probably kept that one. I feel like me being able to teleport could be very fucking useful. Going back between, like, where you live and, like, not having to, like, basically bypass the Agartha portals.

[00:09:33] I think he means in, like, combat. In combat. It's like, oh, that guy's getting slapped? Were you around for Everon? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, he was there. He was teleported into the air to add falling damage to his smites. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Falling damage to your hammer strikes now? Teleport in. Pop the bombs. Teleport up. Smite.

[00:10:05] Yeah. Okay. So, yeah. I'll say that's what you did. We're still losing characters. Right. Meanwhile, speaking of Merit and Marcel, Merit. Hi, I am Marcel Landry, ex-Marine MP, current Templar fanboy. I carry a big hammer and I wear a lot of armor and I'm not subtle at all. And have a Blagini waifu from Transylvania. I do have a Transylvanian Blagini waifu. Yes. Does that mean I'm married to a trans girl?

[00:10:35] Technically. Moving on. Happy Pride Month. So, um, Blagini in this setting are basically like Slavic fairy folk. They're basically like small, like dwarven-like rat people. Brick and mole rat with great tits. Brick and mole rat with great tits. Okay, I gotcha. She's got six of them. Quatsy over here. Oh, my God. Just... Oh, my God.

[00:11:04] This is just already going to hell. So, um, and speaking of that, um, Mark, our new player. So, my name is Sorin. My name is Sorin. I am the rogue sharpshooter. And I am a little mysterious. Yes. Well, actually, yeah. So, everyone else in this group is in some capacity affiliated with the Templar. Except for Mark's character who is the dragon. Who is of the dragon. So, why are we working with somebody of the dragon?

[00:11:31] Uh, well, you see, uh, as Jack, your supervisor, says, like, well, we were thinking, uh, we were looking to diversify, uh, our, uh, our, uh, our employment, our employees. So, we decided to call in, uh, some favors and take a look and see what we had for, uh, in the way of, um, of, uh, new relations. It's okay. It's showing a good faith. It's okay. I'm Fred. Sure you are. Don't make this more difficult. I'm Fred.

[00:11:58] The cult of the dragon have a, um, have a cheap mall katana. You don't know that. It says literally on it, made in China. I have to add that stamped on it afterwards. It is, in fact, a 5,000 year old sword. Yes. We should make it seem like it's... Folded 10,000 times. Yeah.

[00:12:26] It's been folded 10,000 times, but I've stamped made in China to make it look like it's a fake sword. Mm-hmm. So, when everyone asks me why I'm carrying it around, it could be, like, my security blanket, except it's a real sword and it will cut people in half. I have a security blanket. It's backed with chain mail and Kevlar. Oh, and then also, Marcel, you got your, uh... After your, uh, your sacrifice... After your, um, like, uh, jihad moment with the kittens on Solomon Island... Don't ask, Marcel.

[00:12:53] You decided to, um, uh, augment your armor or shield to safely... So I now have the Thundering Typhoon. Yes. Which is, uh, sort of a bouncing beddy strapped to both my shield and my, uh, my backplate. I thought it was claymored, basically. Well, no, it's gotta get some, some height off, basically. It doesn't cause damage. Did you put the face towards the enemy, or did you put it on the inside? No, that's like a horizontal. Horizontal. It's a horizontal. Roll. Roll a 20.

[00:13:23] If he rolls a nat 1. Yeah. Oops. 16. But yeah, so we have, uh, yeah, so, yeah, they've had... Oh, and I also now have the, the collar of not losing my mind when I, when I shapeshift. Yes, the, uh, a druidic, um, uh, collar that you, uh, you acquired from the, uh, the druids of Avalon. Yeah. Um, that will help you with your werewolfism. Were- Were- Tiger? Is it Tiger?

[00:13:53] Lycanthropy, yeah, were-tigerism, yeah. Is it Tiger specifically, or is it Cougar? Yeah, were-tiger. Actually, yes, Tats for. Mm-hmm. But yeah, so, um... Yeah, it's been, uh, about a month, uh, so you guys are kinda getting used to this new guy and such. Um, and, uh, for the three old guard, uh, I think you guys roll my wisdom saves. Okay. Crit. Okay. You turn into a tiger, no? Damn it!

[00:14:22] I'm a goat. You turn into a- Yeah, you're now a goat. I'm the goat. Sure you are. You say that, I critted, but on a one. No, it's a three. I'm just being brought up to fun times with weapons. I turn into a twitch again! 72? Okay. So, um... South Park? You all- Oh yeah, I remember that. Uh, so, uh, so, the morning of December 31st, uh, you guys are all kind of, uh, wake up in, in a cold sweat.

[00:14:48] Um, to, uh, this, as you had these really strange dreams, and you've been having these dreams, like, off and on over the last, like, couple months of, um, uh, you think it might be related to your, uh, to the fact that you ate at the heart of a dragon? Uh, as you've been kind of getting these weird- We did do that. You've been getting these weird dreams of, um, it seems like it's the dreams of this, like, of being the dragon, and, like, pillaging European country, uh, European villages and

[00:15:18] stuff of that in, like, the Middle Ages, um, traveling across a great ocean, um, uh, hunkering down into, like, the, uh, the sub-Arctic, uh, forests of, of, of North America and stuff like that. Those are kind of the kind of dreams you guys have been having over the last couple of weeks and months, uh, since you, you devoured the, uh, or you consumed the heart of the, the, um, the, uh, the dragon you guys killed. Um, but this, this morning you wake up, uh, soaked in sweat, um, as you, uh, the two,

[00:15:46] uh, two of you feel just, like, like, I don't feel very good. Like, you guys have, like, something is, something is wrong. Like, something is, like, it sounds, it felt like you don't really get a whole lot of imagery from the dream, but what you recall is more the sensation of being, of, like, you've been marked, or you've been, you're being stalked. We have been marked. He's right there. Yeah. Um, you're being stalked by something. Uh, for, um, for John Deere, no relation.

[00:16:17] Mm-hmm. Um, you remember the dream. Uh, you remember, um, this, uh, you get these impressions of, of contentment and comfort. Like, you're, you're seeking out some contentment and comfort, um, for, for a span of time, uh, in a, in a glacial layer. You're, the images flash to flying over, over greens.

[00:16:44] Um, the, the ice dissipates and gives way to, like, green evergreens and trees and stuff like that. And then you cross an ocean to more, uh, to a, to a, to an island of, of, of evergreens and rock. And the dream ends with this horrible, roaring anger that just kind of roils up. And you realize it's not you doing this, but something sees you. And the last thing you see is this angry reptilian eye.

[00:17:13] Um, and like, uh, like mint green scales all around it, looking at you with this, like, piercing, icy hatred. Uh, so you'll be taking, um, uh, disadvantage for the rest of the session. Or, for, uh, for, um, or just, I'll just go. I didn't already roll poorly enough. You get a hamstring of one. I didn't roll a one. Holy shit. Are you fine? You fine? That's fine. That's what wisdom said. Okay. Do I have to? Like, let's go. You're fine.

[00:17:43] You're, you're, you're not, you weren't a part of this situation. Why? Explosives don't have to. Wow. But yeah. I've dodged a bullet here. I can't shoot the grenade launcher without being a thumper. That's just a mundane part. So, is it, is it the thumper or is it the pirate gun thumper? What? What are you talking about? You have a thumper. Oh, no. The M82? The M82 is an archetype. Actually, I'll say, I will say. Oh, now you're talking about the M82 thumper. No. Like the, no. Damn it. Because the pirate gun's cool.

[00:18:11] So, um, yeah, that's what that, you, you, you have a very shitty morning. Mm-hmm. I understand. Um, but then, uh, at about, um. But you actually gain more information. Yeah. Yeah. You gain more information. It's like Cthulhu. Like, you, you failed, so you took Sandhith, but you also get to, you glean insight on the, the insanity. Mm-hmm. Um, but yeah, so, uh, you guys are, are called in on this December 31st morning, uh, to, to the, the, the headquarters on Belle Island.

[00:18:40] And, and Jack's there, your, uh, your, your handler, basically. And it's like, uh, all right, boys, um, so we got, uh, so you, you're all aware that it's New Year's, it's, it's New Year's Eve tonight. Um, and, uh, we've no, we, we have this new guy here and such, uh, but, uh, we have, um, uh, so the, the, the locals out in, uh, near St. John's and Kitty Vidi, they're gonna be having the, uh, the New Year's celebration out near, uh, Kitty Vidi Lake.

[00:19:08] And, um, uh, it's gonna be full of, of tourists and locals alike and such. But we also got the McGregors themselves, my, my, my sister and her, uh, and her husband, you know, the ones that own, that pay the bills around here. Um, they're gonna be, they're gonna be attending the, uh, the, the celebrations tonight. And, uh, we would also like, uh, we'd like you, you all, all you boys to, to go out there

[00:19:33] as well, uh, and just, uh, accompany them and, uh, and look at the situation. As we have a few, uh, delegates and representatives from, from the various secret societies, uh, accompanying, um, uh, or, like, attending as well to, uh, as the, uh, the McGregors are going to be, um, uh, trying to, uh, patch up and, and, um, improve relations between the various secret societies and our, and our organization. Uh.

[00:20:00] With all due respect, sir, I don't know that we are gonna be the best representatives for this event on this day. Yeah. Oh, I don't know about that. Like, fuck, but do these guys even celebrate this fucking New Year's? I thought theirs was, like, a couple of months from now. Well, I don't know about that, but, uh, I, I assure you, like, you, the, uh, the John and, uh, and Margaret, uh, the McGregors, they, um, they, they asked for you to attend, uh,

[00:20:29] personally so that they could, uh, well, first off, the, you guys have been doing a lot of help, uh, like, you've been, you've been rather, uh, rather, uh, favorable assets to us, uh, in the last few months, uh, dealing with the various, uh, threats of the island. Um, you've also hindered, you've also caused a few issues that we've liked to help patch up with the Templar. In fact, that's why, uh, we've invited, uh, the, uh, the St. Pierre representative, uh,

[00:20:53] of the Templar Order, um, uh, Mr. Roman Latus, and a couple, a couple of his agents are going to be accompanying as well, so that we can have some talks over, um, over, uh, beers and, and fireworks and such, uh, to maybe, like, patch up some of our, our relations with the Templar and such. All right, I was going to come out and say, did anybody else have that really shitty dream last night? I'm sorry? He, he looks perplexed. I'm, like, staring at the walls, shaking.

[00:21:22] You're still, like, it's like, uh, John, are you okay? Hey, uh, do you need a, do you need some, like, some help, or some, uh, some, uh, like, Buckleys or something? Like, you seem like you're, you're coming down with something. Buckleys. Coming down with something. The dragon. What? Here's some Prozac. Oh, thanks. Yeah, we have a dragon, yes, we have a dragon right here. Yes, that's what I meant, of course. Um, I had a rough night. See, what's this about a dream? I don't know, do you have a dream?

[00:21:52] I don't remember, did I have a dream? You, you guys had, like, you guys recall. You had a weird dream, but you don't remember what it was. Yeah. I remember what it was. I, I, I remember having a dream that was kind of crappy, but, you know, I slept through it. Cool. And then I had a dream about other things. Nice. I had a really bad dream about, like, some weird thing flying around all over the place and then a giant eye staring at me.

[00:22:22] Were there nine of them? No, I just did one big one. Okay. Okay. All right. I think we may have some trouble coming our way. Or I just had a spooky dream, I don't know. Okay. Um, somebody can roll me a, uh, uh, persuasion. Unfortunately, you guys didn't fail awesomely like I did, so we can't.

[00:22:46] Uh, it'd probably be Marcel or, uh, uh, John because they're the ones that are, like, talking and stuff. Most of this, so. What is it? Uh, it'd be, uh, persuasion. Ten. A total of fifteen. At disadvantage? Yes. All right. Oh, sorry. That's perception? Yeah. Sorry. Persuasion, you said. Five. All right. All right.

[00:23:12] Well, uh, Marcel will, uh, we can, uh, maybe call in and see Phil willing to give up his New Year's Eve plans to, uh, keep an eye on the, on the, the, the, the forecast sensors. See if anything is coming our way. But, um. Is Russian New Year's the same as everyone else's? Russian? I think they probably count down in a different language. Yeah. And since Cyrillic, so it's barely, uh. Can we, uh. Can we possibly.

[00:23:42] We count down in the shorts of World Cup. Oh, I see. Can we put the hind on standby? Eight. Seven. Six. Yeah, I suppose, uh, I think. It is the same. Given so many high-profile delegates in one location, I think, uh, airborne security may not be a miss. Well, uh, I think. I mean, is it? He. Jack is, like, a little perplexed. Is it your and your Yoram employees? Like, aren't they supposed to be, like. Like, you can call the shuttle. Oh, it's on them. Oh, yeah. All right. Fuck it.

[00:24:11] They're going to be in the air. So, so you, you contact Yuri and Yuri. How about this? Well, once we, once we discuss the. How long is everything going on for? Uh, just an event. For the night. It's, it's the, uh, the New Year's situation. Uh, the New Year's celebration. So, like. It's on the. It's on the island with us? Yeah, yeah. So, St. Uh, not on, um. The, the events are happening on, in, just north of St. John's in Kitty Bitty. Yeah. Which is a small, like, satellite town. Mm-hmm. And there's a lake and something. It's a big popular tourist thing. It's where, like, they have a beer and a distillery and stuff. Yeah.

[00:24:40] So, when we say that they're in the air, they're probably just parked somewhere on the ground. Yeah. Yeah. We're not wasting gas flying around, like. Yeah. You can have a. A peaceful. I, like, yeah. Bell Island is close enough to this, to that, to those events that, like, if you contacted Yuri and Yuri to get them out, up in the air, they would be there within five minutes. Okay. Mm-hmm. Like, tops. So, that's 50 rounds of combat. You're not wrong. But, realistically. I, I will.

[00:25:08] It's not a situation where we need to patrol with a chopper. I will, like, speed up narrative because fuck that noise. I'm not sitting that big with simulationists. At all. All right. Um, but yeah. You can, so you have to contact him and, like, have a little, like, scene with that. Yeah. Because I have someone for Yuri and Yuri, we're doing some stuff, so. Mm-hmm. So, yeah. Um. So, yeah. Uh, yeah. So, that's, that's it. Um, you guys, you gotta, um, we'll have to be there around 11, 10.30, 11 tonight, um,

[00:25:37] is when the specialties are kind of, like, kicking off. What's the dress code? Uh, casual. Uh, or formal. Or? Um, you guys. You said or, so I could just wear my flannel. Concealed casual. In your, in your guys' case. Concealed casual? I'm always concealed casual. I snap my fingers as a G11 pops in my head. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You have a G11? I do. You gotta have a bird. We gotta, we gotta, um, upgrade at G11s. Yeah.

[00:26:03] Basically, like, the, uh, the Phoenicians, they, they're like an asshole organization within the Secret World. And they, we're, we're basically saying that the reason that HK stopped development of that is either because of them, or basically they picked up the development when it, when they took off, when it got taken down by HK because it's a caseless weapon. That is so cool. I'm sorry. Or it's caseless to, it doesn't leave any trace behind and shit like that. Yeah. Which is something that actually came up in this game because, like, the first couple of games

[00:26:33] that we were running, Dave was having to pick up his shells during fights. And, like, I spent all this time, I'm like, okay, I'm gonna get a, um, an AR-57. So it's shooting the 5-7 and the rounds are going out the bottom. Oh, we had this conversation. Yeah. And I had a shell catcher in there and everything. And then the next episode I got G11. So I didn't even really get to use that. I'm sorry. It's fine. Although, that was very cool. Yes. We were discussing with you. Yeah. But yeah, so. I'm on board for all of this.

[00:27:02] Yeah, the, uh, the, uh, the basic situation is, um, uh, the, the, the, the founders of the McGregor Organization of Monster Slayers on Miffland, they're doing some, like, talky-talk stuff at the, uh, the New Year's, like, the public New Year celebrations in Kitty Vitty. Um, and they want you guys there as representatives of the actual hunters that, like, are out there hunting monsters. And also to maybe, like, be there, like, to kind of, like, perhaps take answers from the Templar if they have anything about, or.

[00:27:30] So is, is this an open event? Or is there gonna be civilians around? There are gonna be civilians around. This is, like, they're doing this out, they're, they're, they're hiding in plain sight kind of situation. Oh, okay. Yeah, so, like, they're, this is a very public, like, like. Damn. No. Into the middle of the party, looking cool? You probably don't want to do that, because it is actually, like, there are tourists and, like, public locals around. So how many people can he, um, uh, tiara teleport around? Uh, I think eight people, I think?

[00:27:59] Yeah, eight people. Oh, so we could just show up. Yeah. Yeah. Is it uses per day? Three. I'm just asking, is it? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it's, I think, I think it is uses per day. I think, uh, Aaron? Yeah. The, uh, the teleportation, uh, uh, uh, tiara. Three, two per day, yeah. Mm-hmm. And it resets at dawn. Yeah. So, um, yeah, so you guys, uh, and, uh, as the, the debriefing is kind of going, is

[00:28:25] finishing up and such, um, uh, Jacob, you, uh, get a call on your phone, um, from Sharon. Sharon Seda. What's up? Yeah. Like, yeah, she has, like, uh, basically, like, asks, uh, it's like, oh, like, I was wondering, like, are you doing, are you doing anything tonight? Or, like, do you want to go to the, uh, the kiddie-biddie, uh, like, New Year's, uh, celebration? I think, I think we were planning on going, yeah. Oh, great. So, like, see you there, then?

[00:28:56] Yeah, what time do you want me to pick you up? Uh, like, nine, nine-thirty? Yeah. Sure. Yeah, we can pick you up. Cool. Um, am I just gonna teleport everyone? I want to teleport eight people. So, all three of us, my wife, your girlfriend. You're my, we haven't had the, my girlfriend. Your fiancee. We haven't had the wedding yet. Oh, right. We're gonna have the wedding soon.

[00:29:25] That's gonna go well. I think that's gonna be the last thing we do in the game, is the campaign is gonna be the wedding. Yeah. Yeah. Um, just because I let her ride me occasionally. So, my, my fiancee, you look fuck, buddy. Yeah. Alright. Um, and then your contact, so you're, you're taking your wife and stuff to this as well? Okay. Or your, your, your... I'll call her the G. Yeah.

[00:29:51] Yeah, she's excited to check out this, this, uh, this North American custom thing. Oh, wait. I might be able to take her into a civilian event. Glamour. There's enough wizards around. Yeah, she's got glamour. Yeah, yeah. There's something... Oh, can she do glamour? Or should we just get a wizard to do it? You know what? I, I, yeah, you know what? Fine. We'll say that she's got glamour for it. Alright, so she's just gonna look like a little person. That could be one of the other things that I've done. Yeah. Is, is get a glamour collar for her. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

[00:30:20] That was part of the, both the engagement. It's the engagement ring. Was it chanted? Yeah. That's really clever. I like that plan. Um, yeah. So she's, she's excited for that. Um, you contact Yuri and Yuri to let them know that they're or whatever. Yeah. Nah. I'll call him. He's like, hey boss, what's up? I got some bad news. No. Don't do this to me. I need you to work tonight. But, but... What, what is it that's so pressing

[00:30:51] that you have to turn me down? I have, I, I was gonna take somebody to the, the, uh, the, the fireworks today. Tonight. I met her at that, on that, on that, on that island of Solon. She tagged along with them while it works. I'm sure you two would have a great view of the fireworks from the helicopter. Roll a persuasion.

[00:31:23] Eight? Eight? Eight. I'm not persuasive. No. Um. You're just like me. He curses something in, in Russian as like, no, it's fine. I will work in the, I will do, I will operate the hind. I will, I will call off the, my plans. It's fine. No, bring her. You know, it's, it's fine. I don't want to risk anything. All right. I'll make it up to you. All right. Sexually. Hell yeah. Hangs up. New Year's. Yeah.

[00:31:53] Um, yeah. So you hang up in some of the heads. Yeah. So I'll just make it here. Uh, Yuri will now be, uh, running on disadvantage because he hates you. Yuri. Yuri. We'll remember this. But, uh, yeah. Um, so. Is there anything you guys want to do in the, um, uh, intermingling hours before you guys, like, start picking up your, your partners and whatnot and meeting at this event?

[00:32:23] And for Mark, uh, this is like, or what's the character's name again? Sorin. Sorin. Um, yeah. So like you're, you've been here for a few weeks at least. Like in their, in their, in their, in their group. And so that like, you haven't had a job yet. Like we're like a monster hunting job yet. Uh, with these group anyways, you may have done that when you weren't here. Um. He's got those levels somehow. Yeah, exactly. Um, but yeah. So like, um, yeah, you could, uh, is there anything you would like to do while you're waiting for like the,

[00:32:52] the, for the, for this next job? I'm literally just like sitting on the helicopter like itching to go because I've been sitting around for weeks. It's like, let's go. Like, are you going with, actually, yeah, so that's interesting. Are you going with them like to the, sorry, are you staying on the hind up in the air kind of thing? I'm probably going to go with them because I'm like really itching to go. But I mean, I. They're not taking the helicopter. Like, they're, they're, the helicopter's on standby in case something happens. I'm thinking I might have some fun in the helicopter.

[00:33:22] Gross. Okay. So, um. He's blushing! No, I'm just. So on the helicopter, um, there's a Russian guy and a little rat man named Yuri and Yuri. And then it was like, uh, they, they, they, you guys are probably about to talk and stuff like that and stuff like that. About the situations. Hey, Yuri, uh,

[00:33:50] human Yuri is just kind of pissed. He's like, oh, fucking. I've got to do all this bullshit. I was going to invite Susan up to the fireworks. I'm just going to turn to him and say you could probably still bring her with you in the helicopter. I don't want to bring her to the helicopter because we're probably going to fight in a month. How about... So what you're saying what you're saying is though is you can't take her to fireworks when you're going to have better fireworks. Roll a persuasion. Which one is persuasion? So roll a d20. It's under charisma.

[00:34:20] And that would be under your charisma. If you, if you don't have it, uh, just your base charisma. Charisma is 10. So not 10. You're rolling, you're putting on the number of the, uh, above the 10. Oh. I have... I rolled a 16. Okay. So there's a base 16. Uh, he's like, Yuri, should I bring, should I bring, uh, should I invite Susan like to be on the helicopter? He's like, I mean, maybe. Like, basically this Yuri and Yuri are talking to each other and they,

[00:34:49] eventually he decides like, Chicks dig helicopters. Chicks dig. Chicks dig. They're like helicopters and they really dig Heinz. Oh, we'll just have to, oh, fuck. How are we going to get to, how many hours do we have left? So like, Let's pick her up in the Heinz. It would be the coolest thing. Sullivan Island? That's a long way. No, it's like six hours. It's a long way. All right, so yeah. So you go to Sullivan Island for, for like the next 12 hours. It's your, so, uh, let's see. Let's go,

[00:35:19] let's go on a road trip. Let's go. This is going to be in the morning. So like around like 10 or 11 is when like you guys have finished off that debriefing and like he's talking to the Uri Neri. Um, yeah. So you guys are like, like either if you're near the, uh, the headquarters at all or like even in like the city, you just see a black helicopter fly out of Belle Island before, before disappearing in the clouds like nobody seems to notice and just go off. And you're like, where the fuck are they going? And yeah, so. What the fuck? Yeah. So yeah, what's like 12 hours

[00:35:49] from like 11? What is that? 11. So yeah, they'll be there at 11. They'll be there right. Basically, they'll be back in time. We're going to be back in time. Yeah. And they'll already be in the air. Yeah. See, it's a win-win. So I guess that's, so I guess we'll, yeah, it's a maintenance flight. He gets to be uber romantic and pick up his girlfriend in the helicopter. And you and the, you and the other Uri get to be the fourth wheels. And I'm just bonding with these people that I just met. Yeah. So it works. See,

[00:36:18] I'm playing a good guy this time. Yeah, you're being good. For now. You haven't shot anybody. You haven't shot a friendly yet. Not yet. Yeah. You haven't tried to seduce a serious girl yet. Yeah. So. He knows me so well. Do Jacob, John, or Marcel want to do anything in the intermediate time? I'll say, Marcel, you may have contacted Uri and found out that they were getting okay. He decided, fuck it, I'm going to pick up Susan.

[00:36:48] I'm trying to figure out how I hide a hammer under a suit jacket. Do you have, you bring up like a standard nail? Do any of you guys have a spell, like a shrink or enlarge? Have a shrink potion? Uh, no. Pour that on it? I don't know. I could do him a solid and bind it to myself. Yeah, that's true. And then I could summon it, hand it to you. That'd be good. Do you mind taking my hammer first? But then I wouldn't be able to summon my own weapon at all. Yeah.

[00:37:19] Because only Mark can summon two. Um, well, I mean, it says you can... You have a potion of shrinkage, right? Uh, yeah. But I don't know how you would undo that at will. Yeah, if you pour a potion of shrinking onto an object, does it shrink? Uh, I mean, it's basically just ice water and yes, if you pour it on your penis, it will shrink. It will disappear. Okay, question Chris. I need my big hammer, not my little hammer. Question Chris. Yes. So bound weapons,

[00:37:49] you're allowed to, you can bind up to two weapons and summon them at will. Yeah. And you can't be disarmed. So it doesn't say that you have to have one or the other. Could I theoretically sacrifice being able to summon my other one to summon his so I can summon it, hand it to him and then summon my other one? I'll read you the actual thing if you want the wording of it. So what you're saying is if I summon my katana or my SR-25, I can't be disarmed? Yes. No, yeah.

[00:38:19] It will come back. Yes. Yeah, you just basically like, even if it's disarmed, it just pops back. You just snap your fingers in the back of your hand. Did you ever play a sword mage? Same shit. Okay. He hasn't played a lot of those. I haven't played a lot of tabletops, but this is, I like this idea where it's going. This is a... What is that? I could just hide it somewhere. You could. Yeah. Yeah, you can just run and get it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So I'll have it with me when I teleport in and then I will immediately

[00:38:48] try to find some place to stash it. Yeah. That'll be a, that'll be a, uh, slight hand. Are there any, um, stealth? The area that we're in? Yeah. Um, what is it? Sorry. So, yeah, you guys like, maybe do a little bit of like research ahead of time. roll an investigation. Basically what I'm asking is, are there any suits of armor around? Display armor. Oh, that was fun. Yeah. There's a 13. Also, 21. 21 investigate. You tried the rubber band

[00:39:18] tasting alcohol. Yes. He loved it. Yeah. It wasn't, it was horrible. Sorry. You just called it the rubber band tasting alcohol. and then followed it up with, he loved it. It tasted like putting a rubber band and chewing on it in my mouth. Yeah, I, but it wasn't, it wasn't the worst thing I've, I've ever had to drink. Hey, Mary, you've got a reasonably high IQ, like myself. when was the last time you chewed on a rubber band?

[00:39:50] It was the only description I could come up with for what I was drinking. But you're absolutely right. How do you know he's right though? That's the question. Is that chewed on a rubber band or two in my day? Thank you. Okay. Sorry, I've also looked at battery in my day too. What do you have? What did you get for? 21 investigate. 21 investigate. Okay, so you can kind of know the label and there's, it's a, it's a boardwalk basically around Lake Kitty Vitty. Like sort of like a, it's a road and then it kind of has like a boardwalk area right next to it.

[00:40:18] And they have a bunch of like park, like public park, like kind of buildings and stuff around it and some like, and just kind of rows of, of, of shops and such that are going to be around and tents are going to be, are already being put up for various like beer gardens and shit. So there are like storage, storage, like janitorial or like stewardship sort of like storage room, like storage facilities on site. So we can teleport in a little bit away. Yeah. I can beeline it for the nearest like, uh,

[00:40:47] like the nearest janitor's closet. Yeah. Park storage room area. Yeah. And just plan and put your, your sledgehammer, your, your, your giant fuck you sledgehammer into a, into there without being noticed. Um, yeah, there's no, like there's, there's maybe like a, the odd mascot, like just of like, like some, like, but there's probably some Mars out now. So like basically people are dressing up in, uh, their grandmother's clothing and like covering their faces so they can't be seen and just kind of like walking around

[00:41:16] in this like creepy newfie clown getups and like, uh, like changing their voice slightly so that they can't be like identified. It's actually a whole Newfoundland custom around, around the holidays. What? Yeah. So he's not making this. Yeah. Mummers are, yeah, mummers, um, you, you, uh, you dress up in your mom or your, uh, your grandmother's or your grandfather or your dad's stuff if you're, uh, if you're a woman. Oh, I didn't know you had a crossroads. You have to hide your identity. Yeah. in some way and they, and they usually like put like a sackcloth or like a,

[00:41:46] or like a, like that, uh, that white filigree cloth over your, your head with like a, with eye, you're with the eye holes like a ghost kind of thing and, and put a hat on. Yeah. Uh, and put mittens on all that stuff and walk around completely concealed and then ask to be led into, into your friends and neighbors like houses to go have, have drink and food and like do a little jig and, and do some song and dance stuff and then move on to the next house. It's basically Christmas, Halloween. It's going to be weird.

[00:42:15] It's an actual Newfoundland custom. It's going to be weird from generations down where like, okay, dress up as your grandparents. Here's his old t-shirt and jeans. No, no, like it's not like that. Like it's, um, like you basically put on like all this like bulky stuff to hide your, like you can't like show, you don't show skin at all. Yeah. I'm so like your grandpa turns into a scene girl. Hmm. Yeah. Um, but yeah, so you see some of those people like walking around and like you see some guys in like creepy, like hobby horses as well because that's another thing

[00:42:50] horse that they're walking around in. Like, that's the kind of like festivities that are currently going on. Um, like as it's kind of starting to get dark. Uh, but then you like beeline for like the nearest storage unit and like stick that. Um, yeah, so it's basically like, it's, it's a small carnival along the boardwalk, uh, as there's like a barge probably on Kitty Bitty Lake, uh, with like fireworks ready. Um, if the ice hasn't like frozen over it yet. So, um, yeah.

[00:43:20] Uh, what do you guys, so you guys are all like teleporting in and then just like kind of, yeah, we'll all meet up like at my place. We'll all hold hands in a circle and teleport. Did you get, pick up Sharon before that happened or? Yeah. Okay. So why would we like, yeah. On the bike. Of course, yeah. You know, in, in, minus degree weather because it's winter. It's fine. Yeah. I'm a wizard. I can add fraction. Yeah. Oh, I mean, I could pick her up on horseback. That's true.

[00:43:50] Or a griffin bag. Well, or griffin. I mean, you, you have created an urban legend. That's true. There is the, uh, hang on, what is, what is the urban legend we have now? because of you? The, the gander griffin. Yeah. He's now an urban legend. Um, but yeah, you could, yeah, you could, uh, you could do that kind of thing. Um, you guys all get to, uh, Marcel's place. Uh, and, uh, Sharon's just like, like, as you guys are like all holding hands, like, so what are we doing? Like, kumbaya or something like that?

[00:44:20] Something like that. All right, all right, now, close your eyes, take my hands, and click your heels together three times. Okay, Toto. Do it. Watch. And actually, your, your, your fiancé is like, hey, that's my word for it. That's my name for it. Did not need to know that. Oh my. Oh my. Yeah, she, yeah, yeah, she at least closes her eyes and so that, and then you like, ting, blink. Yeah. And, man, there's like a, oh, she like,

[00:44:49] almost stammers, like, a back of it, because she's like, I'm, was unprepared for the transition there. Aaron, do you want to try and, like, roll a, a deck save or something to, like, make sure she doesn't fall? Yes. Uh, it's a deck save? Yeah. Just look at yourself. Trying to, like, catch her from, uh, maybe she hit, like, a patch of ice when you guys, like, teleported. I was like, what the fuck?

[00:45:17] Magic looks to you just like, magic? Magic. You like my new toy? Does anybody have that, like, Geralt of Rivia, like, band? It's classy, right? I guess. Oh, fuck, but your fiancé, I love it, honey. Yeah. Um, so yeah, you just, like, you just be like, hang on a second.

[00:45:47] Run across, like, people are, like, in the foreground, like, like, hanging out and, like, doing stuff at the festivities. You just run by with a sledgehammer. A big silver sledgehammer. Like, just, like, quickly, like, run it out and immediately come out without it. Yeah. Um, okay, so yeah, uh, yeah, there's, uh, festivities going on, and, uh, shortly after, after arriving, you guys, uh, meet, um, uh, you guys come over, or you, uh, some, uh, some people,

[00:46:17] uh, approach you guys. Um, a, a woman and, uh, and, and, and guy in their, like, 50s, 60s. Uh, and, um, the guy's wearing the red colors of the Templar. Um, and the woman's wearing blue of the Illuminati. Like, she's got some, like, a pin or something like that that's, like, kind of, like, signifies that she's an affiliate of the Illuminati. Hmm. And it's like, uh, so you guys must be the boys. Uh, this is the boy, uh, the, the, the man.

[00:46:47] They're the boys. I'm the man. I love your, like your style. Uh, I'm gonna glare at him. John McGregor. Marcel Landry. My associates, Jonathan Blackstone. No way, that's not right. Jacob Blackstone. And, uh, John Deere. No, no relation. No relation, sorry. And, uh, he's off in the helicopter. Yeah. Uh, all right, well, and, well, this is my, uh, obviously, my name is John, uh, McGregor. Uh, pay your bills.

[00:47:18] Uh, but also, have we never met him? You guys actually haven't ever met John or, or Margaret. Um, you've only really been through, uh, Jack. Um, otherwise, uh, this is my John to another. Nice to meet you. Oh yeah. Yeah. Uh, sorry. His name is not John. It's Sean. Well, then I retract my handshake. Well, but my son is John. Hey, John, come over here. He's like, you see like one of his, see like a younger guy, like in his thirties, like run over, like from the beer. Hi, I'm John. This is my brother, John.

[00:47:48] My other brother, John. Yeah. We got, we got two other kids somewhere around that here, uh, enjoying the festivities. but yeah, named Sean. This is my, my wife, Margaret. Um, and, so we, we've liked what you guys have been doing last couple of, uh, last couple of months. Uh, we do the best considering what we get. Exactly. Yeah, I agree. Um, Margaret is like, you, you did your best, uh, but, um, that, well,

[00:48:16] that's one of the reasons we want to spotlight the good stuff and maybe try to patch up some of the stuff that's happened from the bad. Like you guys had to kind of call in the Templar to take out a small town or a small, a small community. It's been, I understand it got worse. Yeah. Uh, I read the debriefing. Yeah. Um, but, yeah, we have the, we have some representatives here. so there's a, there's an Illuminati, uh, wizard, uh, in the, in the, uh, in among the,

[00:48:46] that we've been talking with. Um, there's, uh, supposedly a dragon somewhere out here. Uh, and, uh, we've got, uh, the delegation of the, uh, the Templar, uh, from, from St. Pierre, uh, just out over there. He points over and you guys can see, like, there's, uh, you can see, you, you kind of recognize the guy from, like, when you were dealing with that whole, like, drug, that supernatural drug bust, like, a couple months back. Back in May. Friggin' Serpents of Eden. Yeah. Um, yeah, they, they've, uh, they've come to enjoy the celebrations and actually have some talks and,

[00:49:16] you don't really have to do much, you don't have to talk to them much at all. You just have to, like, we'll, we'll do most of the talking and such. We just, you guys just need to effectively sit pretty and, present yourselves with the highest scene that we, at the McGregor Slayers, uh, know and expect you, uh, to, be able to present. Thank God, I hit stuff. I don't talk to people. Ah, manage my own. Uh, he's like, he's like, demolition list? Or demolisher?

[00:49:45] I am indeed. Ah, yeah, Um, his wife just kind of, like, rolls her eyes. Um, Aaron, do you want to roll an arcana? Yes. Sure. And actually, uh, you two can, uh, uh, uh, perception as well. As you're doing this, or as you're hanging out and talking. 21 in total. I can use my rifle as a spellcaster. She is brimming with magic. Not a beast, but, like, not the magic of, like,

[00:50:15] the pure magic of Gaia, but, like, she is brimming with, with, uh, with a deep magic of, like, a learned scholarly wizard. Or witch, in this case. Okay. Okay. Sorry, what was her name? Uh, Margaret. Uh, the wife of your employer, basically. Okay. So I got, uh, 14 perception. Uh, 14? Okay. Uh, Dave, do you, uh, roll for John for perception? Nope. Perception? Yeah.

[00:50:45] 26. Oh, wow. I perceive very good. Yeah. Yeah, so you guys, like, uh, so, Marcel, you're, like, you're, you're, you're smoozing, smoozing with, the, the, the employers. And, uh, you, you kind of just get, like, a funky whiff. And I was like, what is that? Oh, like, somebody leave a garbage can, like, open or something? You're like, look around, you don't see, like, where it's coming from, right? Like that. Uh, Marcel, or not Marcel, um, John, you smell the similar thing, like, like, your,

[00:51:15] your nose just instinctively crinkles, is this, like, weird sour, like, um, just a sour smell, like, like, like, rancid smell, kind of like, goes over through your nose. And it, it was that guy behind you that, like, just passed by, like, just like talking to some other people as they're walking down, like, by a crowd. And I was like, like, what the fuck is that? Like, it's like rotten eggs. What the fuck? So mad. Imagine you weren't on your phone during the D&D.

[00:51:44] I was texting. To be fair, he's also like, kind of not in the, in the sequence. I'm not in the sequence right now. Yeah. Cause who's close? I've been texting my girlfriend. I'm sorry. It's okay. Okay. Um, yeah, you just, you, you catch his whip and the guy just like, walks by and sort of that. Um, so what does he look like? Um, he just looks like a regular guy. Like he's in a winter coat, like a toque, um, like white, but I'm assuming it's winter now. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's summer. Yeah. Yeah. Like there's a light snow.

[00:52:14] You look out like, like the, it's been like scattered clouds and like, you can kind of see the moon starting to kind of come up. Hmm. it's okay. I'm just, uh, wherever we're going to be, I'm just going to cast fireball. That works. I have to cast fireball. I know. Cause I don't have it. Yeah. Wizard who doesn't have fireball. You, Oh, can I follow him? You can. Cause it seems kind of weird. Yeah, sure. Yeah. You, you, you, you, you start, you start following him. Um, who's next to me out of my colleagues?

[00:52:44] Marcel will say. Okay. I'll nudge him and say, got a weird whiff of something. I'm going to check it out. What? You mean that stoner? You never know. We don't come back in five minutes. Wait longer. I don't know how that people are lying on you. Right there, freakazoid. Yep. Um, I was going to say East Ventura. Yeah. That's where I got it from. Yeah. all right. So you're going to follow the guy? Yep. All right. Uh, you're being stealthy to take it. So,

[00:53:10] do you like kind of like casually like navigate and like keep a distance and such? I forgot to roll disadvantage last time. That's why. That's why I rolled well. Now I'm going in here with, yeah. Yeah. Fucking wasted in that 20. Uh, that's a, yeah, 20, uh, dirty 20. Okay. Um, yeah, you're, you're, you're keeping behind him. Like, it doesn't look like he's noticing it all.

[00:53:40] He's talking with like two girls. Like, uh, they're just kind of like on his, um, uh, like basically, uh, hanging from his, uh, hanging from his shoulders. Like, he's like, yeah, you're like, this is gonna be great. This is gonna be such a great, like, uh, like night to, a night to remember. And like, let's make some new memories guys. And like, let's go to that one of those beer gardens. Uh, and like, you're following him and you're catching this whiff. And I was like, holy, how the hell are those two girls? Like, not great. Not like puking. Were the girls with him before? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He just like,

[00:54:10] he walked by you guys. Like, uh, when, when he caught that whiff with, he walked by with the girls. Yeah. Okay. So it's possible they smell. Maybe he's just in. With your roll, I'll say like you, it's really seems like it's coming from him. Yeah. Um, and, uh, you wanna roll me another perception test as you're doing that? Sure. 26. 26? Mm-hmm. Okay. Uh, as he's like,

[00:54:39] he's talking, he's like, yeah, let's go, let's go get some beers. And then we'll, uh, we'll hit up, um, uh, we'll help, uh, find a nice spot to like watch the fireworks and some of that. It's coming up soon. Um, and, um, as he, as he's walking by, you notice that like he, like you guys are passing, some of the, uh, the Templar agents, uh, that were, they're kind of like, uh, orbiting around, um, around, around, uh, Mr. Roman, uh, or Mr. Latus. And, um, uh, one of the, one of the Templar agents, um,

[00:55:09] like looks over to that guy and that guy looks over to him with kind of like a knowing look, just like a, like a nod and like a very subtle, like knowing, but you catch it like almost immediately. They both like know, know each other and they know something. Like you're not sure what. As an, uh, escaped convict and ex bank robber, do I count, do I notice that as a sign of people casing a joint and giving each other a sign? Yeah. It seems like, yeah, something like that. Yeah.

[00:55:37] It definitely seems like that kind of like situations happening, but it's weird that it's like, like one of the eight, the Templar agents is, is also like, is getting involved in this. And like this guy doesn't, like this guy doesn't look like a Templar agent at all. Like maybe he's undercover. The guy in the, the smelly guy. Yeah, the smelly guy. He just looks like a, like a city. Do I know the Templar agent? Um, you don't know. He just, um, he's one of the guys from St. Pierre. So he doesn't never, uh, actually roll,

[00:56:06] I guess it would be an insight or history. I'd even say insight. That's crap either way though. Uh, that's, uh, 14. 14? Mm-hmm. Uh, no, you've never, you've never seen this agent. Okay. Uh, must be from like, if he's from St. Pierre, he's probably from like the Paris brand. Are we still mic'd up? Uh, you guys can be. Yeah. Are we still mic'd up guys? I assume so. He says over the vocal, he's like, Hey guys, are we mic'd up?

[00:56:35] Are you guys mic'd up? Yeah. They say you're mic'd up. What? Yeah, you're, yeah, you're, yeah. Yeah. Nope. Nope. I'm not. Nope. Okay. Roger, Roger. I am. What's your vector? No, I'm definitely not. As he, as he's like, yeah, of course. Okay. What's your vector, vector? I got a bad feeling about this smelly guy. He's giving, um, I always feel bad about smelly guys. I feel sorry for them mostly though. Right. But, um, I don't know, this guy just, something doesn't smell right.

[00:57:05] Aside from him. Yes. He gave a nod to a temple or agent, almost like he's giving a sign, like he's casing the place. I'm going to watch him a bit more. Which Templar agent? That guy over there. All right. Go keep an eye on him. Um, I'm not going to point at him and be like, come on, let's go to the beer gardens and grab some, uh, and grab some, uh, iceberg beer. You go ahead. I'll, uh, investigate this fella. No,

[00:57:33] I'm going to stand in, uh, I'm going to drag her over to an inconspicuous-ish location that has a good view of this guy. And we're going to make out. Okay. Also, Jacob, to call, I hate to give her the wrong impression because I was trying to keep my relationship with her PG. I was, I was Chris. She's, she's helping us a secret agent now. That's all that is. I know, but now she's going to catch the field. roll charisma.

[00:58:03] Let's see if she does catch the field. Either way. roll a charisma. For me to point this guy out, for me to point this guy out instead of being like objection, like that kind of point, I'm just going to say, Jacob, do you see the guy I'm facing right now? Or my body's facing as I'm like looking elsewhere. That's that guy. That one there. Great. Thanks. I'll take that as a yes. What? You look over. Oh, that's a natural 20 on my career. Oh, he can't. Bullshit.

[00:58:35] Oh, you, you completely. Yeah. I can't confirm. Yeah. Yeah. Sharon, Sharon is, is really into you. Okay. Well, that's congratulations. She's a cougar, Mark. Wow. I know. Not a weird hammer. She's just like her mid forties. And I'm dating a 30 year old.

[00:59:05] I'm dating a girl seven years younger than me. She swings a hammer better than Merritt's character does. That's. Have you two dueled yet? I don't think so. She swings the hammer better. You smite with yours. True. Yeah. You, you gotta use magic to make yours that go. Meanwhile, a few, a few, a few hours, or like, somewhere close to, to Newfoundland off the coast, like the helicopter. It's like, it's like, yes. It's like, it's like, you're going to love it. Then we have great, this is great fireworks here.

[00:59:35] I've been told. And it's like, all right, well, all right, sugar, but I hope. And so, and you, you, he, you guys went over to Solomon Island, um, uh, Soren, uh, with the hind to pick up a, a diner waitress. To go to, and like, the, the hind just like, showed up like, somewhere off, away from the tent, the small coastal town. And he, he, he went off and grabbed her. And she like, barely had enough time to like, get like, like, get her, like, get some like, cat, some like,

[01:00:04] some casual clothes on before you guys basically whisked her in. So like, she's still kind of in some of her like, waitress attire. She's sitting in the back of me. No, she's riding shotgun. She's riding shotgun. You're with, you're, you're with other Yuri in the back. You're with the naked mole rat, man. How are you riding shotgun in a hind when it has two orbits in the front? She's in one of the other, in one of the orbit chairs. She's technically the gunner. Yeah. Oh my God. She's really working that joystick then, man. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:00:34] Come on. Really working that joystick. Yeah, that actually, I like that. Yeah, yeah, she's, she, cause like, yeah, he's like, we'll get there, we'll see some fireworks, and it'll be great. Clearly nothing's going to happen. These bosses just found her. My plan failed. I was going to try and steal her away from her. Yeah. You can try if you'd like, but like. No, now I know she's used. I can't do that anymore. So yeah, that's, that's what's happening like nearby, like basically off the coast of, of Newfoundland right now as, as they're coming in. Cause at this point, it's like about like 11, 1130 ish. Um,

[01:01:04] so, uh, yeah, so you're, but, uh, so we're back to the, back to the actual like, uh, ground, ground team and such. Um, so, uh, Marcel, you're going to keep an eye on me? No, I'm going to strike up a conversation with the, uh, the Templar agent. Okay. Uh, it's like, uh, bonjour. Uh, are you one of the boys from, uh, St. Pierre? Oui, yes, yes, we are. I can conduct this whole conversation. Yeah, so yeah, we can, yeah, yeah. Oh, and you're in Louisiana French versus,

[01:01:34] he's telling me Parisian French. But it's, it's, it's actually, I think it's actually more, it's more Parisian down there than Quebec. It is, yeah, here, sure. Yeah, so, ah, yes, hello. Don't have to do any accents at all because you're speaking in French. I still have the accent because it's a weird French. Right, yeah. Um, we had some trouble with, uh, some of those serpents of Eden. Oh, some months back. Did you, did you work that case at all? Uh, yeah, yeah, we, uh, we, we got the, thanks for the,

[01:02:04] uh, the tips on that information. We were able to find the, uh, the, uh, the dealers when they made it to the island. How did that, uh, take down go? Pretty smoothly, yeah. We, uh, we managed to get, um, we managed to figure out, like, where they were, where they were, based off the information you guys gave us. And we took them out, well, none of them, we weren't able to recover any of them alive. We had to take out, we had to take out the entire building they were in. That is the way I do like to do it.

[01:02:34] Templar way, right? Yeah, uh, you want to roll an insight on this guy? Yeah, let's try that. I think I'm trained in that. It's important, but we need to talk about it. Uh, nine. Nine? Yeah, no, he's like, Can I have advantage? Because this is my wheelhouse? You can have advantage, yeah. Oh, that's a hell of a lot better. Uh, 26. 26? Yeah, he seems to be telling, like, he seems to be telling,

[01:03:04] like, everything on the up and up and stuff like that. Except, but mid-conversation, you start picking up a smell. And it's, it's like a whiff of, of sulfur. And rotten eggs. But it's coming from him. It's very faint. But otherwise, like, he's spewing, like, like, as far as you can tell, like, he was keeping up the up and up, like, you were almost ready to believe him. And then, like, that smell kicked in, and, like,

[01:03:33] you've smelled that before. It smells kind of like the lizard demons that you fought with the Serpents of Eden. You realize suddenly, that's, that's the, that's what, that's what the rancid smell was that you were smelling earlier, too. It's the smell of a bunch of bugs or the lizard demons. Oh, close this. Oh, that's fine. So, you're completely, I noticed that. No, is it,

[01:04:02] is it a screen door? Yeah, that's fine. They could get it today. Open it. Yeah, yes. I don't want to sweat. I don't want to sweat. Sorry, just in case anything happens. You know, we've got some dragons and some, uh, some Illuminatis here, so we just gotta be careful. No, I mean, were you doing field work earlier today? Uh, no. We were back at St. Pierre at the office. Office? Any working evidence? No, but, not here.

[01:04:33] That's funny. You have a, an odd scent to you that I remember from previous encounters. Huh. What do you mean? Smells faintly. Sorry. Want to call another insight? Uh, 16. 16? Uh, he knows that you're, you're, you know something's up

[01:05:02] and you see his, his arms like slowly going for something underneath his, his jacket as you're, as you're continuing this conversation with him. Like, he's keeping it cool, like, he has a poker face, but that smell is what's kind of giving him off. That, you, you suspect if that scent was, if you hadn't picked up that scent, you would not have been able to tell that this guy was full of shit. Perhaps lizard shit.

[01:05:34] Ah, who knows? Maybe you just got into the devil legs, you got them pickled egg farts. Yeah, yeah, probably. I did have a scrap, I did have a egg salad sandwich this morning, actually, so maybe that's it. He, he kind of like loosened a little bit. Ah, if you're working today, I guess I can't buy a beer. I mean, iceberg beers. From what I've heard that this iceberg beer is pretty, pretty watered down. Sure, let's, let's take a walk over to the garden. Yeah, let, let's. As soon as he turns around, I'm like,

[01:06:04] well, he's, he's, he's what, are you so modern, the other guy? You've been tracking the other guy, are you following the other guy and some of that? I was watching the guy with the girls, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're, if I know that he's also in my line of vision, he, they went past that, the agent. Okay. So you've been tracking that guy. He's, the guy, they went to the beer, a beer garden and, and got some more beers for the girls and some of that and then there, he's, he's leading them all away from the beer garden, away from a lot of people to behind the, kind of like out to like the, the park where like

[01:06:34] people usually would go sitting but there's nobody out there right now because the festivities haven't really kicked in yet. Mm-hmm. I could be like, might be going over to perm on this guy while he's macking on the girls. Maybe not. Yeah. So, yeah, you, they're, they're definitely going behind like the, the, the lavatory facilities of the park. Oh, I had the, the comms open that whole conversation. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. They all heard that. We probably both would at this point. All right, so like, yeah, so as you're macking on, on, on your own girl out there, Jacob, you hear all that kind of stuff and,

[01:07:03] she's just like really into it. It's like, yeah. In public too. She's totally fine with it. It's trashy like that. Yeah. Is it trashy or just does not give a fuck? Yeah. It's, it's like, there's definitely some words of like, oh my God, I've waited like so long for them to do this. Like, yeah. Yeah, she's been around for like, what, six months? Yeah, you guys went deer, this is the one that you guys, like, she invited me to go deer hunting, like, specifically you to go deer hunting with her after.

[01:07:33] And then I dragged along my friends. Yeah. And then turned into a mission. Yeah. She, she, she was trying to get me alone camping for a weekend. No. I dragged my friends along. We're attached to the hip. By you. But yeah, so how are you going to disengage from that situation? Um, I will disengage.

[01:08:02] And then I'm wearing the whisper in her ear. I think you're going to need this. And I reach into my backpack and I pull out, uh, a little smith's hammer. Like a three pound. Okay. Well, so that's what you call it. That's my other. She actually says that. Oh, is that what you call it? Yeah. Um, and then, and then she like, is that a hammer? Or are you just happy to see me? We call it by one, by rod, by staff.

[01:08:31] depending on my level of arousal. Yeah. Um, so, she actually seems like really into, like, like really into this, but also is like, oh, like go time? Fuck yeah. The other go time? The other go time. The other go time. Oh. The normal go time. So I get to, I might get to show you what I've been, I can do. I'd love to see what you can do, but later. Yeah. Can you guys like keep it off the comms?

[01:09:01] I'm gonna sneak off people. Fuck. All right. So you need to roll another stealth test. Because me hearing this, like without the context, I'm like, what the fuck guys? So you need to roll another stealth test. You're like following those, that guy and the two girls. Oh no. Uh, uh, 15. 15? Uh. Oh wait, sorry, that's stealth. 16. Okay. Um, the guy, um, like he's, he's about,

[01:09:31] they're about to like basically go around, like, like kind of out of the way of anybody, like basically like down, practically go into one of the, uh, the lavatory areas. Uh, but then he stops for a moment and starts looking around and, and kind of just like looks at you or just like passes, like passes his gaze, doesn't like look directly at you, like, oh, you know, like he knows you, but he looks at, like passes, like over you, like he's seeing you looking around, it's like, uh, girls, maybe we should like go somewhere else. Like, and they starts leading them a little bit more into the crowd and like away from things.

[01:10:00] Mm-hmm. Yeah. Where am I like in relation to stuff around me? Uh, there are like people all around you. Um, like they're probably like within like 500 feet of you. Okay. Somewhere like, but like there's crowd. I'm within punching distance of a random person. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. You're in among, not that I'm going to need that information specifically. Uh, do you want to roll another, um, uh, perception test? Sure. Uh,

[01:10:31] that is 13. Yes. 13. Yes. Taking me a second. My worst roll so far. Um,

[01:11:02] I'm rolling surprisingly decent for being a disadvantage. Yeah. Cause like this is, I do three things really well and I'm doing two of them right now. Um, okay. You feel a dagger go into your back. Okay. Like into your, like, like right into your back. Like it just slides in. Uh, and then a guy behind you, like a deep voice behind you, uh,

[01:11:31] coming from what looks like a woman or like, at least like from what you kind of like figure what periphery you can see. Like a woman is like anyone's telling, didn't you know how I teach you? It's impolite to pry. And he stabs you. And then the, the, the person stabs you again. Do I have a chance to move? Hmm. Do I have a chance to react before the second stab? No, because it's actually part of one of their feats. One of the things they get to stab on a bonus,

[01:12:01] as a bonus action after they've, after they've made a melee attack. So, um, question, the mics we have. Yeah. Did everyone hear her say that? I think it's a, what we have, do we have a frog mic? Can somebody else hear that? No. You know, so it wouldn't pick up other people talking? No. Yeah. Sub vocal mics. You would have only heard my half of that conversation with the guy. Yeah. Okay. I don't have any D6s. You don't need D6s. Do you want some of mine? You get D4s, right? Swirlers. No, I'm just going to roll down.

[01:12:30] Mine are heavily cursed. How many would you like, sir? Four, actually. Excellent. That's perfect. Because they're going to, they're cursed for you. Yes. Because that's just basically going to equate to like two attacks. So like two D6s first. Okay, they are cursed. Yes. Three damage. What? I'm just going to pull this thing again. Why is this D6 and a zero?

[01:13:04] I'd have a blow if there was a game where like some of the sides are zeros on the dice. Oh, it's actually, sure, it's not D6s, it's D8s. Well, damn. You can just use those rolls anyways. No, it's fine. You sure? Yeah. Would you like my D8s? No, I got D8s. Those dice are dead to me. So that's 14 piercing damage. Hell yeah.

[01:13:32] That would have one shot killed you the first second. It would have. Yeah. Yep. As you are, and then, yeah, now we kind of go into an initiative of sorts. Because, yeah, you're, you're being, you're being stabbed by a woman in like, when you, if you, you step away from her, you kind of get a look at her. She's like, basically like a tan, like kind of like, like pre-tanned sort of, or like, it was like a fake tan kind of, spray tan. Yeah, spray tan kind of thing.

[01:14:02] Flaming red hair, just like bobbing out of, uh, out of a toque, and like otherwise a winter coat and stuff like that. But her eyes are what give her away. The burning eagle eyes. Is nobody else getting bitten by sand flies? Yeah. Yep. I said, I'll close the door and he said, no, I'm, my arms are, no, no, no, I was just checking. Cause I've been like, been bitten. yeah, I'm, yeah. That's what I keep saying. I'll close.

[01:14:31] And you'll look at your arm and there's like, cause they're tiny. Speck. Okay. Tiniest. Sorry. Put that out. Yeah. Do that like this. I closed it earlier, but look at, look at the bites though. Yes, I know. Hence why I want to close the fucking door. Sorry, man. Cause they're, they're small enough. They're sneaking through the screen. Yeah. That's how, that's why I closed or shut off half the lights too. So hopefully, turn off that. well, Aaron's using it. I shut off all the ones that we weren't using. Maybe turn off that. What? Still late. Oh, they're not seeing that.

[01:15:01] From the door. Regardless, the door's closed now, but I will shut this off once I figure out that. I just feel an itch in my arm and there's like three of them right here. Terrible creature. Ah, brighter. I did the opposite of what I needed to do. All right. Yeah, Aaron or Dave, roll me initiative. Six. God. I rolled two twos. Actually,

[01:15:30] these failed me. I'm down to that one. So you, that one's already in prison though. Fine. You're out of prison. These two go in prison though. I got to think about whether I want to try to keep this on the DL or just go loud and say,

[01:16:00] I'm being stabbed to everyone who run. Well, let's see. Cause he's going to, he's, uh, she is going to, um, stab you again. Yep. Or try anyway, this time. Cause she got the, the jump lining the first time. Um, actually, the, yeah, on your turn, I'll let you roll an arcana to see if you know what she is. Mm.

[01:16:32] Uh, pain in the ass. Pain in the back actually twice. Yeah. Uh, Sue, um, just giving it to you in mind. Hell yeah. Over and over again. Oh God. Okay. Um, I don't think he's out gotting that. That's going to be a 14 to hit you. To hit? Yes. Missed. Missed. Well, she gets the second time. Now, hold on. Are you wearing your armor? Yeah. We're casual. Yeah.

[01:17:03] Concealed casual. Okay. Yeah. My armor, I wear. You could fit it underneath a winter coat, basically. Yeah. You could fit stuff under a winter coat or like heavy clothing. So, because it's winter. It's, uh, like the temperature is probably like minus 15. My armor is basically just like a leather vest. This is what that is. That's going to be, probably going to hit you because I rolled an 18. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Um, so that is going to be, uh, six damage of piercing.

[01:17:33] Mm-hmm. And, uh, yeah, it's your turn. So you can roll, um, an arcana. Lost a second nat 20. Just wanted to point that out. Yep. Uh, arcana? Yep. Try these things. Nine. Nine? Nine. Okay. Um, oh my god. Those are hot, by the way. They're hot, by the way. Are they? They're not, they're not really that hot, honestly. I'm just saying, they're not mild. Demon?

[01:18:03] Something? Fuck. Ow, this hurts. You just got stabbed again, like covert, like, like no one, it seems to have noticed yet that you've been stabbed, but like, blood is starting to drip onto the smell. Looks like a good punctrate in the mouth. Um, but yeah, she's, she's definitely a stunt. Mm-hmm. Um, but yeah, so what do you want to do on your, your turn?

[01:18:35] Shocking Grasp? Sure. That doesn't paralyze them, right? No, but it does make them drop the thing? I have its immediately attack spell, advantage versus metal armor, 2d8 lightning, target lose their reaction till next turn. So they just lose their action. Yep. Okay, different, um, other option, would I be able to draw my stun gun

[01:19:05] and not be stabbed? Or does that provoke attacks of opportunity? Yeah. Um, do you want to drop your stun gun and, what, sir? Can I pull out my stun gun while in melee? Unless you have the quick, like, unless you have like a feed or something like that, isn't that, wouldn't that inside attack of opportunity? No. No? Okay. No. Unless they have the feed for it. Not in fifth edition. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Then, um, yeah, I'm stabbed in the back because they don't see the front of me. They don't really know what I'm doing. I'm just going to reach into my,

[01:19:35] my, my flannel, I guess, is what I'm wearing. Actually, it's winter. Regardless, I'm reaching into my coat. Yeah. Pulling out the, uh, the, the stun gun. Um, what would be the best way to do it? Just kind of go around my, behind my back. Actually, without fully turning. Like, just like, reach around. I'm going to give her the reach around. Gross. Okay. Um, and see if it's behind you, give her the reach around. Hell yeah. All right. It's actually pretty good.

[01:20:06] Um, 24. 24? Yep. 24 for a reach around. Okay. Again, gross. Yes. Um, 24 will definitely hit. Excellent. Then, um, I need a DC 15 con save.

[01:20:42] 14? She's paralyzed for 10 rounds. Okay. So then what I'm doing is I'm going to turn around, cap, catch her, and say, oh no, she's fainted. And just hold her close to me so people don't see the blood. Yeah. Actually, the blood's on my back. Yeah. It's in your, basically you're, you're, you're like, she's like stabbing like the, in the side, in the side. Okay. Then I'll hold her on that side. Yeah. Like, oh no, she's fainted. Don't worry. I'll get her out of here. And I will escort myself and her away. Roll deception. Hell yeah.

[01:21:11] This is going to blow ass. No one's going to, ah, twice it another not 20. Play it a 15. That's pretty good. I never roll not 20 regardless. 16, 16, people buy it like around you. um, I go see. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody buys it. excuse me, she's just dead tired. Yes. Yeah. Um, and, uh, as this is going on,

[01:21:42] under my, under my, um, under my breath, with a, with a three action, I'm going to tell everyone I've been stabbed twice. I'm fine. Three times actually. I've been stabbed three times. I have incapacitated my assailant and I'm escorting her out of the crowd. I'm going to say that quietly. So you, you guys are aware of this. Uh, and then the three of you, I'm still out here. all wisdom saves again. Crit.

[01:22:12] Crit? Crit. Okay. Man, I wish I could crit sometime. I have to roll double 20s to get a crit. I bought a beer on my way over here. I'm, I'm drinking that. Okay. Um, wisdom saves? Yeah. What's there going on already? There's like 18 in there. I don't remember. Is that in the bag? 12. 12? Oh shit. Okay. All right. Um,

[01:22:46] so you got crit. You got a four. What'd you get? 17. So, um, Aaron, uh, Jacob, you fall, you actually, uh, you fall to your knees and drop your beer. Uh, my beer. As, as you get this horrible, like, like, like sound in your mind and you're bleeding, your nose is bleeding. As you've suddenly, all of, all of you guys get this, um,

[01:23:15] vision of something very angry flying, flying, uh, violently across the, uh, the, the northern coastline of Newfoundland toward St. John's. Is this what I saw in my dream? You, you, you got, you two are like, you, like you were fortified against it and you were like, you, you were, you were maybe expecting something like this to happen or something at some point again. Yeah. You see your, maybe cause you saw it, but you actually know what it was. You, you're, you're prepared for it. Yes. This is that,

[01:23:43] that reptilian flying thing that was coming that you saw in your dream. Okay. Um, it's, you guys all get the inclination that this is happening right now. It can see the lights of St. John's and Kitty Vitty from it's from where it is. And it is racing across the sky towards you guys. Are you guys seeing this too? Um, Aaron, you take a D you take a two damage of two psychic damage, um, and have disadvantage.

[01:24:12] You no longer have disadvantage. Hooray. Don't I have a resistance to psychic damage? No, that's being tan. Yeah. You're not a, a psychic thing this time. Yeah. Can I act yet? Yes. Yeah. Now you guys act. All right. Um, I'm going to take my phone in my pocket and signal to the guy that I'm walking with. Sorry. I've just got a call. Turn around. I'm going to tell the genie. Click. Click. Right behind your head.

[01:24:42] I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't take a call if I were you. Question, where is this? He says in French. Question, where are, where are they, these two? Um, he's doing it covertly, but like, you guys are kind of like, like, I'm saying, cause you said head. Yeah. Sorry, not the head, but like, unless he is a blue genie himself, you cannot casually. In your back, there's a, there's a gun, a gun barrel. He's just holding the barrel though, so it's fine. I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't do that if I were you. Answer the telephone. Okay.

[01:25:17] Heat metal. Actually, hang up. Okay. Cause, uh, do you have to touch it? Cause that could make the gun go off. That's fine. I gotta, I gotta HP. Alright. Are you tickled? What's the damage? What would the damage that be? I have no idea. Heat metal, heats it up. It does a piddly amount of damage and makes them drop the weapon. He doesn't drop the weapon. It doesn't affect him. He's holding, he's holding it like, it's like, he's like, part of the trick.

[01:25:47] Bang. Oh, not, not so much bang as that. All right. Grapple. Okay. Well, you shot. First, but, um, you can try. I should find it. What, what are, what's, what's a, what's a pistol? It's like, um, it's a D6. I think so. If it's a heavy pistol, it's a D8, I think. No? Probably like a, a 9-0. Just like a, like a, just a standard kind of pistol. It's some kind of suppressor

[01:26:16] or something like that. So a 2d4. So it's the expected value as a D6. Um, so yeah, 3 damage. Did you roll to hit? Yeah. Oh no, it's right there! He snuck up on you. Did you shoot me right in the plate though? Oh, that's true. Hang on. Yeah. Are you wearing your plate? Yeah, it is. Yeah.

[01:26:46] Damn it. In a second, I'm going to carry it again. Probably going to be going into combat soon. Mm-hmm. When does Mark arrive? Soon. I'm still in the helicopter. Um. I'm going to make my grand entrance. Mm-hmm. Out of that, or I'm going to try and steal this person's girlfriend. 13? One or the other. Fuck, dude. So you should be right in the plate. Yeah. Yeah. So is it, yeah, yeah. It's like. The two Yuris, I'm going to try and steal his girlfriend. That's why I'm solely

[01:27:16] on this helicopter. And then, um, he's just like, uh, he just kind of calls out and is like, Monsieur Zeno and Roman Latus, um, who is, who is currently talking with, he started talking with, uh, with, um, Sean McGregor. He's like, death to the children of Adam and Eve and transforms into a giant reptile monster

[01:27:45] right in front of, of everybody. How big is this monster? Size category. Um, yeah, same. Um, I think large size, I think they were. Were we talking Godzilla size? No, large is like. Yeah, large size. Large is like a horse. Yeah. And it's going to try and take a bite out of, uh, out of Sean McGregor's head. He's Andre the Giant size. Yeah. And then his agents that were around him, including the one that you had. Good for you. Transform into lizard demons.

[01:28:14] What? And then, several bystanders in, in the, in the, in the crowd transform not into, into lizard demons, but into Oni. Um, horned, misshapened, pale skinned, uh, beasts with eagle eyes. Uh, with horrid blazing eagle eyes and, uh, and massive wicked jaw, like crocodile jaws. Uh, and they're holding like kunais and, and, and like katanas and, and, uh,

[01:28:44] those giant, um, the mallets. Cabana war clubs. Yeah. And I thought we were just going to be like kicking out drunks and shit. Yeah. Um, and actually the, the, the guy that was, um, that you were trailing, he turns into a lizard man. Of course he does. Yeah. So, uh, do the women as well? Mm-hmm. Do the women as well? Uh, no, they actually, uh, they, they're petrified. Oh, they were just, yeah, he was going, he was going for a snack. Oh, okay. Um, so I will put that down in the,

[01:29:19] so, um, yeah, initiatives because shit's getting real. People are screaming and running around and screaming. Am I using the same initiative? No, you're using the same. Okay. Um, you, you can roll just so we can get you on the, the initiative. What am I, what does it do? Roll a d6. Roll a d6. d20 plus your, your dex area. d20 plus your initiative specifically. Which is the same,

[01:29:43] but I rolled a natural 20. Okay. So first your, what's your, um, your, uh, plus three. So 23. Okay. 23. Okay. Put on a gnat. On a gnat though. Yeah. So you're actually, the heli, the hind does actually arrive as this situation's happening. So I'm just kind of observing. Yeah. So I'm just gonna open the door, kind of take a look. Giant monster.

[01:30:13] Susan's like, what the hell's going on down there? Um, yeah. So we'll, we'll, we'll get to that in a second. I'm just gonna sit. I'm gonna, I, can I go prone in the helicopter? One, seven. I'm going to go prone in the helicopter. Okay. With my rifle. Yeah. Or something. Just so you know, going prone shooting. 14 does not. 14. But for the cosmetic. It said something going prone though. It's, prone is dumbly designed in this. Prone is basically,

[01:30:43] if you're prone, it's harder for you to be shot at. It does not give the shooter any bonus. Aside from the fact that it's harder for you to be hit when being shot at. Okay. Because I'm also going to use one of the other features that I've set up here. I'm using spell state. Eventually. So, I'm going to make this. You literally only need to use that if the thing is out of range. The only monsters that are going in the other way. It might be. They're all the other ones. I'm in the helicopter. Yeah. The only monsters that are going in front, like, during your, like,

[01:31:12] intermingled with you guys, are the named ones. All the goon monsters are all going to be in the range. I'm assuming I'm already out of range. And I assume there's going to be other friendlies engaged elsewhere. We're not the only monster hunters on site. No. Margaret and Sean are there. Although all the Templar agents that were there were actually Templar. All of them? Yeah. Yeah. So, like, four Templar agents, including Roman Latus, transformed into horrid lizard demons.

[01:31:41] And then a bunch of bystanders, about five or four bystanders, turned into oni. So, yeah. It's not good. Actually, I will say, like, there's, like, the one, like, dragon that's in, like, the dragon Illuminati rep. They're, they're also going to be, like, they're regulars. They're actually regular people. Um, so, let me just, okay. All right, let's get this open.

[01:32:13] So, um, you know, I could have headed this off if I just sacrificed children. Could have headed this off if you just sacrificed children. I'm sorry. Uh, remember the, uh, the trickster cat god? Offered us information if we just let him eat the kids. That's true. Yeah. He would have told you that Roman Latus and all the Templar on St. Pierre were,

[01:32:42] were actually lizard people in disguise. You didn't take that bait. Now I gotta fight. But you love fighting. Get in the heart. With all of us, you are the, the best spec'd for fighting. Probably. Probably. At least, like, up close for sure. Yeah.

[01:33:12] Okay. So, top of the round. Sorin, you are seeing this chaos down in the, uh, down in the, uh, the crowds below, near the boardwalk. Mark. Mark. Oh, sorry? That's one up? You are, uh, You're now in the game. I'm now in the game. Mark has now entered the chat. Okay. So, there are people running around and see monsters among people down there in the, uh, in the, the lit boardwalk. So, then I just started blasting. Okay.

[01:33:41] Who are you, who are you targeting? Um, so how many monsters are there? Uh, there are, and what's my range? How high is he up? How high am I off the ground? That's probably like five, six hundred feet up the air. Okay. So, I will need to use Spell Sniper. There are four, um, Oni. You, you recognize those. But there's a big one too, right? There are, but then there are like three

[01:34:10] large lizard monsters in the crowd as well. I'm going to target, okay, so which one of the lizard monsters is threatening the most to another player right now? One, no one's, none of them, well, none of the lizard ones are attacking, oh no, there's one attacking you. I'm going to go to the one that's attacking him. There's also one attacking your, your, your about to eat your employer. I'm going to help him. Okay. Okay. I don't care about my employer. Sure. I'm going to help my, the person that is in my squad. Okay.

[01:34:39] The employer dies, the employer dies. Okay. Um, we don't need to get paid. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Yeah, it's just, bosses change. So, I will probably have to use Spell Sniper, so when you use your rifle, as a spell casting focus for a ranged spell attack, you may spend one animal die to double the spell's range. Okay. So, um, I'm going to use,

[01:35:09] minor image. I'm going to use, firebolt. I'm sending a firebolt their way. I don't want this guy to have any images of minors. If you're calling me a pedophile, sir, I'm going to go after you from that one. It's like, what are the worst things you can call somebody? No, it's just people that work underground getting an ore. Exactly. What were you thinking? M-I-A-R-S. We're in the street. Anyway. Roll a d20. So I'm rolling a d20. Yes.

[01:35:42] At the top of your spell sheet, there's all... That's not a good roll. That wasn't a good roll. No, it was. It was a four, I thought. No. It was an 18. Okay. Yeah. Regardless, top right of your spell sheet, Mark. Yes. Please look at the top right of your spell sheet. That's a good sheet. Top right. Okay. That is your spell attack bonus. That's what gets added to your ring. Six. No, it was... I didn't roll a four. I rolled an 18. Okay. So... 18 plus six. 18 plus six? Okay. So yeah, that definitely hits it. Okay.

[01:36:12] And then the damage on firebolt is 2d10 fire. So roll two d10s. Where's the d10? D10s look like this. You can just use mine. Okay. They're heavily. I think it's... Yeah, that's the thing. I'm going to have a good roll and then we'll make it the bad rolls. I rolled... Is that a six or a nine, Dave? At the line? Look at the dot. The bottom is the dot. The bottom is the dot? So I got... Oh. Okay. So I got a six and a nine.

[01:36:42] Nice. I got 69. Yeah. Okay. So that's... 15. 15? Yep. Okay. And that's the one attacking... And then... He was attacking the one that is attacking Marcel. And that was fire damage? Fire damage. Okay. And it ignites any objects that are held or worn. Yeah. Or sorry, any objects that are not held or worn, rather. Anything that he hits with it? Yeah. Well, I got some bad news.

[01:37:12] That didn't do as much damage... It doesn't seem to be doing as much damage as you'd hope against the monsters. It's some damage, though. Some damage. I tried. An attempt was made. Try a different element. And it's up to you if you want to use your free action to talk and... portray the... Or give this information to you. So I will give the information and say, fire is not working. It is not working as much as I thought it would. But... So... Fire is not working as much as I thought it would. Fire bad. Fire bad. Fire bad.

[01:37:43] So, next up is Jacob. Why are you looking at me? Sorry. Jacob. Jacob's usually sitting here. That's true. That's true. Who am I near? Well, you're... As you're getting up from your fit there. Yeah. You see Sean is... Sean McGregor is about to be eaten. Or about to have a head chomped by a large lizard monster. There are also some oni kind of just causing mischief in like...

[01:38:11] And attacking the public in and around the area. And... Marcel is being attacked. Or is being attacked. John is carrying a stunned oni in his hand. I was going to ask that on my turn. Did they turn back? Yeah. She shifted... When everything happened, like she shifted, but she's still stunned. Okay. It's winter, right? Yeah. Okay. Minus 15 weather. So... Sharon's...

[01:38:42] Sharon's... Sharon's... Sharon's... Say that. Sharon's... Sharon's... Okay. So she's wearing pants, yeah? Yeah. Fantastic. I look at her... Are you ready? I was born ready, honey. All right. I'm going to dive between her legs. That's what she said. And turn into a griffin. Okay. That's what she said. She said that she turned into a griffin? Yes. Okay. Let's clarify. Nope. She has a really long coat, right?

[01:39:13] Yeah. Excellent. I'm going to dive between her legs, and when everyone loses sight of me, turn into a griffin. Right. Because you have to mask it at all times. You have to mask it at all times. You have to at least mask it from the camera. Yes. Yes. That's the important thing. Yes. The mask from the camera. So I never have to describe to the audience whether I just poof into something or morph into

[01:39:38] something or it becomes like a grotesque morphing into something, which Chris would love. Indeed. It could be any of those, but it is something that's pretty much instantaneous. Yeah. You're a griffin now. She's riding you. She's having time. She starts laughing. Almost hysterically. Ooh. And pleasure? Maybe? So. Yeah. You're swooping around. Okay. Yeah. All right. And I guess I'm charging in. Mm-hmm.

[01:40:07] I'm going to stop this one that's going to chomp McGillicuddy. McGregor? McGregor. That's what he said. McGillicuddy. I just realized I can teleport. Mark, my beer is despairingly empty. You need another beer then, sir. Dim door goes, what, 500 feet? Sorry? Dim door, 500 feet? Or meters? I don't know if he'll like the sour. 500 feet, yes. What, the cabin fever?

[01:40:37] Do you like cabin fever, Mark? Or, uh, Karen? You have two cabin fevers, and then you have a tart side of the moon. Well, I'm not a fan of tart. So that one's mine specifically. And also one of those cabin fevers. Oh, that one's yours? One of the cabin fevers is mine. If he wants it, one of the other cabin fevers, he can have it. Have you been drinking all of his beer? No, I'm drinking mine. Okay. I haven't touched any of his beer. I'm just making sure. I'm saying you have a tart side of the moon and two cabin fevers. Which one would you like? I'll try a cabin fever. Okay.

[01:41:06] Or, uh, do you want a corona? I would prefer a percentage. Fair. Zero and a percent? Okay, so you're not wrong. So you're attacking, uh, the lizard man that's about to chomp? Yes. I'm going to try to put a stop to that. Okay. Thank you, sir. You're welcome, sir. Okay. So I guess, you get, can you do that on this turn? Yeah.

[01:41:36] It's a bonus action for me to turn. Okay. Okay. Bonus action to turn. Movement. Attack. Okay. Okay. Uh, okay. So, and multi-attack. Okay. So, uh, my beak, I rolled an 11. And I get a plus 6 to hit. So it's a 17. 17. Uh, that? 17.

[01:42:06] So we'll hit. Okay. Okay. And that is, uh, 1.8 plus 4. 1.8 is scroll. Woo. 2. So that'll be 6 damage. Okay. Uh, uh, 6 damage? Mm-hmm.

[01:42:36] That count is not magical? Uh, normally, if it was a normal griffon, it would. However, I am high enough level that, no, my mundane attacks count as magical. Okay. And then my Klaus. 13 plus 6. 19 to hit. Oh, 19 to hit. That'll hit. Okay.

[01:43:06] And that's 2 damage. That's better. 11 plus 4 is 15. 15 damage for my Klaus. Okay. Yeah, you, uh, succeed in pushing him, like, distracting him from chomping down on your employer. Uh, and, uh, uh, the former Latus, um, is like, you.

[01:43:35] You bastards. And then I'm gonna do my very best eagle scream right in his face. Ah! Okay. Uh, and, sorry, I've been watching a lot of Critical Role, and they, they, they make a lot of sound effects. Yeah. Are you, you're in combat with this guy? Also, also, the episode of Critical Role that I was just listening to, Liam got my set of dice. God. God damn it. Excellent.

[01:44:03] Um, so, uh, Sean, actually, McGregor, um, sees, sees that happen as a bit as like, and he just starts as like, it's like, what? Ha ha ha! Bound weapon, sledgehammer in hand. And just goes at him. Like, goes at the demon, uh, in your fight. Okay. Awesome. Um, so that's question from the hit. So, um, what's your, what's your damage on your hammer? Uh, it's a D8. D8? Okay. And... Plus strength, right? Yeah, D8 plus strength.

[01:44:36] Plus, I'm sure he's got a cooler hammer than me. Yeah. He's in charge. That means if he dies, it's a beating new hammer. Although, no, it's bound to him. Yeah. You would not get a new hammer. Uh, so that's going to be 13 damage. As, uh, and I guess I have to roll for the demon to, uh, be blinded or not. It's missing you. But better. Yeah.

[01:45:05] Dressed and paid at least. Although the demon is not, uh, is not affected by the light, um, that is radiating off of, uh, off of the hammer. But he is hurting from, from the, from the radiating damage and, uh, and impact regardless. So, um, ta-doo. So that's what he's doing. And then his wife is kicking in. Uh, she is going to hold off a moment.

[01:45:35] So, uh, so yeah, next up is, um, oh, hang on. No, that was the right. So, uh, next up is, uh, the hind. So, um, as that's going on, uh, you guys, you're, you're, you hear from the, from your cons, it's like, uh, or from, from the, the pilot scene, it's like, a, um, uh, soren, was it?

[01:46:04] Um, we got something coming up on the radar. It's, uh, it doesn't look good. Uh, there's a, the, the radar's picking up something very big coming in very fast. Do we hear this in the comms too? I guess so, yeah. What, so what is it? It's a dragon. It's a dragon? Is it a dragon? I like it. I've had two visions of this. It's a fucking dragon. And, uh, actually. Run for life, Mark. It's a dragon. It's also getting, like, much colder up here, up in the, up in the sky.

[01:46:34] You saying it's an ice dragon? Yeah. Might be. Um, actually, you guys on down the ground, uh, you see that there's suddenly winter storm like, uh, coming in. Good thing I took teleportation as an ability. Mm-hmm. See you, E.D. Well, if it starts spinning, I'll just cast teleport, I'll just, go, go, cast dimension door and jump out and hit my thing. Um, so yeah, that's what the hinds are doing basically right now, is that they're just

[01:47:03] like, they're, they're letting you guys know there's a dragon coming. I'm not abandoning them just yet. I'm in the pre-clincer storm, apparently. I'm not abandoning the hide just yet. You can't also bring one person with you when you dim door by the way. I'll take the girlfriend. The two Yuris can go down. All right. Uh, Marcel, you're. All right. So you were, uh, you were shot. Yes. And then the, the guy that shot you hulked into a lizard monster. Does he still have the handgun? No, he, the handgun was.

[01:47:32] Huge rip dude with a tiny gun. Yeah, the handgun was destroyed in his face. Yeah. Well then, grab the genie wife. Oh, sure. Oh yeah, but what? Your wife was like, it's like, uh, shit. So she's this big. Yeah. And I'm this big. And the monster's huge. Or large size. It's an exponential height. Yeah, it's literally, we suddenly have a, like, the, the, the D&D, uh, size scale. Yeah.

[01:47:59] So grab her, teleport back to where I left my hammer. Okay. Yeah. You, suddenly, it's, uh, yeah, you're, you're suddenly at the, um, uh, the storage facility. Yeah. Yeah, the little storage shed. Honey. Run. Yeah. No, no shit. Love you. Goodbye. Runs. Runs, oh, just like, scampers. Scampers all the time to the town. Yeah. I'll achieve the hammer. Yeah. I'm going to round the corner and I'm going to look for the nearest one.

[01:48:29] Um, I guess in this area, I mean, I should say that, uh, uh, the one, uh, the Oni, or there's, there's an Oni approaching, um, uh, John who has one of them stunned in his hands. Oh, but there's another Oni approaching. There's, there's one approaching with a Johnny Club. He's like, he, he, he, he, he. How far away is that? Um, like, 30 feet, 40 feet. Enough distance for you to get there.

[01:48:57] You could do a charge if you're okay with taking disadvantage. You get there with a charge. Yeah, I'm just going to charge him. Or cast magic and move there at a normal speed. Uh, my magic is mostly fire-based. Yeah. So I'm a charge. What's your movement speed? Uh, 35. Oh, so you don't have to charge. You could just move up there and hit him. They're fine. You only have to chart. But I like advantage. I mean, fair, fair. I want to get up there and hit him and put him on the ground and then stomp him. Yep.

[01:49:23] So I'm going to run, uh, I'm going to charge. I'm going to use beatdown. Okay. That's going to be a 23 to hit. 23? Yep. Okay. Uh, that'll definitely hit. 2 D8s.

[01:49:54] Wow, that's a shitty roll. 3, 5. So he takes 8 damage, and he has to make a strength saving throw or be not prone. Hmm. Okay. Spell save to you see is 16. Did you lose your dice? I am. I can't even get it. What's that? Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. It's so far away. I can't, like, get down on. Do you want this roll? Huh? Do you want this roll? No, I don't.

[01:50:25] You get that one yourself. Fuck it. I'll use the, no, I'll get it. I'll just use the dice roll. That's funny. I don't know where it is. EasyRuleAce.com. It's on your left. I don't know where, but it's on your left. Okay. Do you have this one? Yes. Okay. I'll put a barrier just to be safe. Um, that is going to be, this is not when you're ready. Um, constitution? Uh, strength. Strength? Okay. Um, 14.

[01:50:55] Nope, he's down. Yeah, so he's like, hee hee. Ah! Bam! Did I know he was there? Probably not. Probably not. So Marcel's just running at me, I'm like, ah, ah, ah, ah. He runs past me. Yeah. Just club somebody right in his skull. Yeah. Uh, so how much damage was that, actually? Eight. Eight? Eight. I rolled, like, a one and a two on my damage dice. Yeah. Urgh! You mean me? Yeah, so he just like, eats dirt. But you've CC'd him. Yeah.

[01:51:25] So that was good. Uh, or eats snow, I guess, because it's snowing. Uh, uh, and, um, uh, that's your turn? Yep. Okay, so, uh, the stunned Oni is stunned. Uh, he's stunned for like a minute? Yeah. Ten rounds? Yeah. Yeah.

[01:51:42] Um, then, uh, Latus, uh, or the lizard Latus is going to try and take a bite out of, uh, the Um, that's actually going to be, um, I need to calculate for that, because I'm terrible at math. No, that's a 75. Is that it? No, uh, 15. No. Okay. Is it 32 attack? Fuck you.

[01:52:12] Actually, yes, it does, because I don't have mage armor up. Oh. Okay. Um. What? So honest. My griffin has a DC of 15? My griffin has an AC of 14. He's big. Yay. He's big. Uh, plus you're concerned with not knocking off your rider too. So, makes sense. 12 piercing damage from his bite.

[01:52:37] Uh, and, uh, need to roll me a constitution modifier, or a constitution save. As he is just like, his mouth is just rancid, like beyond your, your, uh, even your keen animal senses. In fact, it's worse because of your keen animal senses. Uh, 16, constitution plus three. So that's a 19 up.

[01:53:05] Long my constitution save. Okay. Well, you griffin are now immune to, uh, the lizard demon's stench for the next 24 hours and their effects. Okay. Uh, and then he begins just trying to claw at you with his, with, with the, his two meaty claws. Um, so that's going to be, uh, that one's going to be, well then I'll swing at him with my meaty lion's penis. Uh, 19 to hit?

[01:53:35] Yeah. Yeah. Right, 15, sorry, my bad. Um, 2d6. 10 claw, uh, 10 slashing damage for the first attack and then, or the first clawing attack and then, that hits you for 12 slashing damage for the, uh, the second clawing attack.

[01:54:11] And next up is, uh, Sharon, who is just going to, uh, she, uh, on, on the, uh, on her mighty flying steed, who's being wrecked, or being, being, uh, being, uh, attacked. She's been hit solidly, but I ain't anywhere near wrecked. My bad. Uh, yeah, you see, you're being, uh, she's going to, uh, unleash an attack with her, uh, with her sledgehammer. Okay.

[01:54:41] Uh, and that is going to be, um, 17, which, oh shit, that's it. Sorry, I'm, I'm rolling, I'm doing damage against something that I can also control. Yeah. Um, sledgehammer, uh, Marcel was, uh. 1d8. A d8. Yeah. Plus strength. Uh, she is a, she does not have smiting as much as you, she's just using regular.

[01:55:09] You gotta slow down. I don't know where it is. Uh, I wrote another one. Um, so that's going to be, uh, 4 damage against the monster. Starting next level, I get advantage on initiative checks. All the time? Yeah. So she's helping. Sorry, as long as I have, uh, uh, wild nature.

[01:55:39] Yeah. Um, John. John, really. Hello. You're up. Cool. Coup de gras? Sure. I'm a stunned enemy. Yeah. Coup de grass. Coup de grass.

[01:56:08] Coup de grass. Coup de dead. Yeah. It doesn't turn to ash or anything. It just, it just crumples. She dead. She dead. Go ahead. It was a he. Cause it was just. Oh, right. That was a he. Did you just assume it's gender? Did you? Sure. Okay. Um. Um. Just to make it a little bit more wizardy, when I go to crack the neck, it's also a shocking grasp. Just cause it looks cool. To make sure. Yeah. Double tap. It wasn't tased enough. I had to do some extra tasing. Yeah. Free spell. Well, unfortunately.

[01:56:38] It's a cantrip. It's free. Unfortunately, your shocking grasp, um, cause there a glitch. So it's just like ruffle coptering away. Nice. There can be only one. Unfortunately, it copters up into the helicopter blades. It causes the helicopter crash. Yeah. Killing Yuri, Yuri. Yeah. There can be only one. Um. So question. Um. What type of action is that? Is it a full round action to do? I'll see. I'll let you have another action for that. Another normal action? Yeah. So that's just. Coup de grass. Like, yeah. It's just a coup de grass. Okay. Okay.

[01:57:08] So then, um. Don't fight, Dave. Just take it. You can't move. You can't move right at that. Yeah. Yeah. I've used my move action. Okay. Yeah. Um. So around me, there is one that is tackled by Marcel. Well, not tackled. He's pushed away. Like, on the ground. Knocked down by Marcel. Yeah. Um. Helicopter above me. Yeah. Monster to my right. Here I am. It's stuck in the middle. Yeah. There's also people running around and like fleeing and some of that. And there's like a couple lizard monsters like off in the distance, like fighting your friends and stuff like that. Um.

[01:58:04] The, uh, Sharon who's on the griffin and started whacking it well with a hammer. Either way, those three. Everyone has hammers around you. Yeah. Those, that's true actually. So those three are all attacking one end. Yeah. Hammer. I'm sure you do. Um. Is there any other enemy? Is that it? Uh. Is it just. There are. There are a few oni that are running around like attacking people just like in a frenzy. And, uh, there is actually another, uh, there's some, uh, there is, uh, actually

[01:58:31] the lizard, uh, who had the ladies, uh, he's actually near you. And he actually, he's, uh, he's, um, kind of like, he's about to shred those girls. Okay. Then I will target him specifically. Okay. Uh, and you're saying I, I have access to just standard actions? Yeah. Just standard actions. Okay. Then. Hmm. Charge is standard action. It is, but I'm gunman. So I'm probably not going to charge him. I'm gunman.

[01:59:00] I mean, I am Seer of the Waterfall, which is melee, but still, I'd rather, I'd rather weaken him first before going in there. Uh, so I am going to. Secret of the Farther Wall. No. I'm going to use a secret of bullets and just shoot them with bullets. Okay. So how about that? That's not the reason. Just wait for this dragon, Dave. Wait. Have a look. Marcel. I have an idea. Dude. Wasn't there a lizard, uh, that was, uh, attacking you? Oh, you, you. Right, you teleport away. Yeah. Sorry.

[01:59:30] Oh, so that one's there by itself. Yeah. That was also, oh no, the one, the one, the two ladies, it's attacking somebody. But there's something, there's, there is a lizard monster in the crowd, like, looking for where the hell Marcel went. And, but he's currently not attacking anyone, so technically, if I wanted to save people, I would be trying to save the, the two girls about to be eaten first. Yeah. Yeah, you want, or at least half of them. If you want to save somebody, you might want to, like, try and, like, stop that thing from, like, tearing them up. Okay. Because they're currently petrified on the ground, uh, like, like, screaming and, like,

[01:59:59] in, like, unable to move away from it, uh, far enough. Okay. I shoot bullets. Okay. And I'm using just a standard attack action as I, um, summon the G3 into my hands, and, or sorry, G11, rather. Yeah. And two shots. So, first one is, um, 21. That hits. The other one's higher? Hits. Okay, cool.

[02:00:23] So, so, I summon the gun, two quick bursts of three shots from a frickin' G11, which sounds like, poof, because it shoots so fucking fast. Yeah. Uh, and damage is two of these. Number volatile. Volatile, yes. That's a explosion. Explosions? That's not an explosion.

[02:00:53] I have to, on, for crits, I have to roll the number. Like, in fact, I don't currently, but in, in Mark's case. Yeah. In Mark's case, as sharpshooter, it says on 19 or 20. Yeah. It's a crit. So, that's the roll of 19. Not additional. Yeah, on the roll of 19. Yeah. That's it. It is. Not a dirty name. You want to be proud of me here? No, I don't ever. Tell me something awesome. Wow. He just repeated something awesome. Okay.

[02:01:22] For those at home who wanted to know. You got the other good chips I got. That's a total of 15 piercing damage. No, wait. Sorry. Wait, wait, wait. No. That's 15 base. 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20, 21, 22, 23. And then I'm doing it in burst fire, which is 24, 25. 25 piercing damage. Okay. Well, that took a big chunk out of him.

[02:01:51] He didn't like that and roars at you. And so he's ignoring the girls and going after you next. Cool. As my free action, I will just put my hand out and give him the come over here situation. Oh, yeah. What was that? Morpheus that did that? Where he just had his hand out and just called him on, you know? Yeah. He just sort of like. I mean. He's just like. It was Morpheus first. And then it was like everyone else. Everyone else. Well, Neo. Well, yeah. Morpheus first in the Matrix. Like in the training. And then. Y'all are Philistines.

[02:02:22] That was Bruce Lee first. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. You are absolutely correct. Yes. Yes. Bruce Lee is first. Okay. You are absolutely correct. Yeah. So then next up is the Oni that was knocked down. He's getting up again. You never did a knock him down. Hang on. I just realized something. That was my damage. I did my two rolls for hits. That's my damage on my first solo bow actually. Yeah. Wait. No. I did that math totally wrong then maybe. Hang on.

[02:02:52] Wait. Hang on. Then. 15. Remember it's volatile. Yeah. I already did that. Fuck. So it's 22 for the first. Yeah. And then. Damage again. 13 for the second. No exploding? No. Okay. Yeah. No. He's real pissed.

[02:03:22] Hell yeah. Fuck that guy. In particular. All right. So he's getting up and just sort of looked at a war cry and begins charging you with his cabana war plan. So let's see how that goes. He's charging. He's been milling with me. What? Oh. He knocked away? Knocked to the ground. Oh. Just knocked down. Okay.

[02:03:52] Then he's not charging. He's just coming at you and trying to... And he has advantage because I charged. Yeah. Okay. That did not help much. That is going to be... 11? No. For the first attack. He does get a second. God damn it. Roll better. Roll better. God damn. 12? No. Fuck.

[02:04:21] So he tries. But then there are some Oni that are attacking in the crowd. And one of them is going after the Dragon and Illuminati agents that are kind of in the crowd as well.

[02:04:50] So they're just kind of fighting in the background. It's sort of like... There's some background goons just fighting in a Mortal Kombat situation. Yep. Just making the background look busy. Yeah. Everybody was kung fu fighting. They're definitely... The agents are definitely... The Illuminati and Dragon are actually like back to back basically like getting bloody by the Oni. But let's see if they match. By the way, should I get a bowl?

[02:05:18] Because I'm sure that that bag is showing up on the recording. Probably. Probably. Sorry guys. Yeah. Actually, the Illuminati and Dragon managed to take out one of the monsters. Or one of the Oni. But... You're probably going to do a snack on tomorrow too, Dave. Yeah. So next up is the lizard that is looking for Marcel. Where'd you go? Where the fuck did you go? Mon dieu! And then he like... Let's see if he sees where you are.

[02:05:47] Let's see if he finds it. I don't think he finds it. So he's looking around and he just starts attacking. So that's what he's doing. What a douche. Yeah. But then there's a lizard that was attacking... That was going after... Or that got blasted by the G11. He just kind of lets out a bellowing roar and charges John. Okay. Congrats.

[02:06:15] You saved those two 20-something women that were terrified. You're welcome. That's going to be 18 to hit on a charge. Oh, hang on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 18 to hit. Mm-hmm. Okay. All right. So that first attack is going to be a bite. And do they... From on a charge, does it increase something at all? Or is it just... He gets advantage.

[02:06:44] It's just advantage on the attack itself? Yeah. Gotcha. Okay. So that's going to be 6... 10 damage. Mm-hmm. And then you roll a constitution save. Mm-hmm. 14. 14. 14, you said. Mm-hmm. That is going to be...

[02:07:13] Enough! Congrats. You are now immune to the lizard demon stench for 24 hours. Oh, yeah. So... But he's now going to try and slash at your body. Mm-hmm. You took the piercing damage, right? The 10 piercing damage? Mm-hmm. Okay. Does a... 20 hit you? Yes. Okay. I'll just pull the other one and see.

[02:07:43] Does a... Does a 13 hit you? No. Okay. So the first attack, though, does hit you. That is going to be 9 damage from the slashing. As you are getting clawed up. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then these are Nodian dragon. They're fighting the... One of the... Oni. And... Top of the round. Finally. Fucking price. This is a big, long fight. Um... Soren. Mm-hmm. What are you doing?

[02:08:14] You're up on the helicopter. It's getting cold. Something big's coming. There's one with that dragon. You can't see the dragon. Yeah. It's on the radar. It's just... I'm going to set tight. Okay. I'm set 10 on the helicopter. So you're not going to shoot anything down? You're not going to let it do any more support down on the ground? Um... We'll be able to hold up. Big thing's coming. Yeah. It's coming soon. Like, I need a couple rounds, but... So what's... That's targetable for me right now. Uh... There's... Um... There's two Oni. Um...

[02:08:43] Just down on the ground. One of them's attacking Marcel. I'm going to go for Marcel again. Okay. And then there's two lizards. And... There's some that are attacking random civilians. You're pilot to lose altitude or gain altitude. Yeah, you can... Somebody in range to hit it. If you use Spell Sniper. Yeah, if you use Spell Sniper, you are in range. Or you just shoot bullets and you're in range. Yeah. Because you're not using bullets, but you're in range. Yeah. Okay. I think, actually, what's the... It's like 300 to, like...

[02:09:12] There's 300, and then there's, like, a slash, and then it's, like, 1200. For the, uh... Oh, I think it's, like... Is it disadvantage above it? Above the minimum? Above the first number? I think that might be... What does Acid Splash do again? Uh... Splash is Acid? It, um... 60 foot range. You can't do it. Yeah. Even with Spell Sniper, because doubling it would not do it. Regardless, it does 2d6 Acid damage to one or two targets. Well... I guess I'm shooting people with bullets.

[02:09:42] Okay. So that would be... 1d8, I believe. Oh, no, you gotta roll a d20 first to see if you actually attack. If you actually hit. Well, first off... Yeah, what... Who are you hitting? Are you hitting the one that's attacking Marcelo, like you said? Yeah, I rolled an 11. That's not enough. Dammit. Well, you have to add your bonuses. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. So... Did we fix his bonuses, actually? Hang on. Oh, shit. Your bonus to hit would be, um... 6?

[02:10:13] Yeah. Because it's... Yeah, so it's plus 6 on it. So, 17 then. It'd be 17. Yeah. That'll actually hit. Then, yes. Okay. So, now I need 1d8, right? Yeah. When you're actually at a high enough level, you should get two shots. Hmm. 8th level? Yeah, that's true, yeah. I rolled an 8. Okay. Well... Yeah, so you roll... No, you don't roll that again. You rolled the d20 again for a second shot. But... I rolled the d20 for a second shot. Did you see it for a second? I just rolled my 8.

[02:10:43] By the way, the range he does... He is supposed to be rolling at disadvantage. Oh, okay. You can do it on this one or the next one if you want. Yeah. Okay. But you could cause the pilot to lose altitude and get you in range. It's... I'm gonna stay put. I'm gonna stay put because of this dragon that's coming in. Did you see it for a second? Good. Put it. I'm over. Just... Ooh. No, it's not 1d8. That's your katana. It's 2d6 for your sniper rifle. Or for your rifle.

[02:11:13] So roll 2d6. A 6 and a 2. Reroll the 6. Or grab another 6. Whatever works. So you got an 8. Another 6. Okay. What's... That's 8 times... Or 8 plus 6. What's 8 plus 6? I'm terrible at math. I'm sorry. 14. Thank you. Roll again. Because it's exploding dice. 5.

[02:11:41] So 19 damage from the sniper rifle on the one that Marcel's fighting. What was your roll to hit on that? On the dice? It was a 2d6. No, to hit. Your d20 roll. It was 11 plus... 11 plus 6. Okay, I'm just telling you. Because if it's 19 or 20, it counts as a crit. And you get to roll again. You get to roll attack again. So I roll another d20? Yes. Does he get 2 attacks per round? Would he not? 17. How many everyone does that? Okay. Hang on, hang on.

[02:12:11] We've got to double check. Like, he is a martial class, so probably... Sorry, you're coming up. What would that even be? It should be... I don't think he does, because I read through all these. Okay.

[02:12:41] But on mine... Where's he? Mine is... So he's just peppering the... Helping aid him with against the one that you're fighting. We whacked it once. Yeah. Oh yeah, you can technically shoot... If you shoot semi-automatic, you do an extra 2 damage. Well... If you're fine with using more ammo, if you're counting bullets. I can count bullets if you want. Okay. No problem shooting again. No, not shooting again. You can't shoot again. You just take 2... You add more 2 damage to the thing, so...

[02:13:10] Okay, so I'll just add that to it, so... Next up is... Jacob! So how much damage did I do? 19. 19? Yeah. Pretty easy. Okay. Is this sumbitch in front of me still standing? Yep. Cursing out your name and... Something about, like, ruining his operations. Okay. I'm going to scream in his face because, you know, I can't really talk. Yes. I'm a griffin. Yeah. And I'm going to accept that natural 20. Okay?

[02:13:40] I'm disappointed because it's on my beak attack, which is one dice. Yeah. But, you know, it is what it is. So that's die 8 plus 4. Okay, so that's 5 times 2 is 10, plus 4 is 14. So 14 damage from my bite. Okay. And I get another shot. You do. Dave, please come verify this for me.

[02:14:09] Is that another 20? It is. Or at least I think it is. On the other side. Can confirm. Okay. Good chips. They're my favorite. Two guys, 6. From my mighty Klaus. You have Klaus. 7, 14, and 4 is 18. So that's 18 from my Klaus. Okay. It's not like that at all. He's still standing. Okay. Well, I'm going to spend an anima.

[02:14:39] Mm-hmm. And, uh... You said that you were prone in the helicopter, right? Yep. And then I get another shot. I am currently laying down in the troop portion. Okay. I'm going to beat his ass with my wings. Tell you. Because, actually, for you specifically, because you're prone, you do not take disadvantage shooting long range. That's why I put myself prone. Because I figured that there was a thing that would happen. There normally isn't. But for sharpshooter, you can.

[02:15:09] So... 21 and... There is an advantage for me being prone right now. That's mine. Oh, sorry. This is the secret of the sharpshooter. Guys, guys. 21 and 20. 21 and 20? That'll hit, yeah. Oh, I didn't know that was yours. Okay. And I have three secret archives that I can pick between. Oh! I can only use one right now, because I need a short breast in between to switch them. Oh! That's cool! I don't know what's sad about a beer.

[02:15:39] Although I did buy more beer. You want one? I have eight more downstairs. Technically, it must be for me and my father. However. However. Leave it for you, Dad. You used to be a wanted friend. Don't be a dick. I can go pick up more on my way home. I mean, yeah. If you want to be shit-faced and falling over your face soon. Am I? You will be soon. One is for six damage. I'm also on vacation. And the other one is for... It's less shit-faced than more shit.

[02:16:09] Okay. I don't know if that's better. As I beat him relentlessly with my wings. Fuck. Sorry. Fuck, bud. After having beat him relentlessly with my fucking wings, bud. Because, like, we got these... I'm sorry. It's moving all wrong. It's like... It's up here. Fuck! Because we got these fucking cold chickens up here. And they're basically our Air Force. And I've seen them fucking go at things before. This is exactly how they fucking do it. Clearly. All right.

[02:16:37] So you just start fucking wailing on him, you know? Just fucking give it. You just start blasting, eh? The left, right. Like, fucking boom. Boom. Boom. You had enough yet? I guess, like, because of your buffeting and some of that, I guess Sean is not able to get a good, like, strike on. So he, like, misses. Fair enough. And then Margaret is going to try and cast... Okay. Maybe she wants to do an Eldritch Blast. I'll whip that. Okay. What?

[02:17:07] Eldritch Blast. She's going to cast Eldritch Blast. Actually, that's not... Question, what level is she... Uh, she's... I'm probably like level 10. Okay, because you said that she's pretty powerful. So she's level 10. She's actually firing three shots. Okay. So, roll three times? Three times. Nat 20 on the last one. So...

[02:17:37] Um, what's Eldritch Blast's damage? Uh, it's a die 10. Um, is she a warlock? Yeah. Uh, what invocations did you give her? Yes. Is Agonizing Blast one of them? It could be. Then she gets to add... Then it's a die 10 plus her charisma bonus in damage. It's what? A die 10 plus her charisma bonus. And that is going to be...

[02:18:11] Um... 10 damage from the Eldritch Blast. Oh, plus the... Plus doubling it up. So, 20 damage. Um... Yeah, Romain is not doing good. He's getting like... Just like... Basically, it's like... Just a bunch of guys just beating up on him. Yeah. Um... So, next up is... The Hind. Um... So, you hear... You guys get calls like... Uh, guys, we're getting some chop up here. We're having problems keeping there afloat. Uh, the wind turbulence is... It's getting bad. Um... Uh...

[02:18:40] The thing is... Is right on our... Is right upon us. Uh... Um... You may want to hunker down. Do you have eyes on it? Uh, not... It's hard to see. You can't... It's just... It's all cloudy up there. Gain altitude. Gain altitude. Get above it. We'll try. We'll try. Uh, which is pulling him out of conference. But yeah. He can jump. He can dim door out. Yeah, that's true. Um... Or hang on. So, um... It's really rough. I need, uh...

[02:19:10] Marcel... Oh, not Marcel. I need, um... Sorin? Martin? Yes. Uh, you need to roll a dex save. So, roll a d20 plus your dex modifier. The number of all of your dex. Eighteen. Eighteen plus your dex. It's on your... Yeah. Uh, dex... It's the number of both. Plus three. Plus three? Twenty-one. So you manage to hold on and hold on to your sniper rifle as the hind is trying to gain altitude from the storm that's coming in. But my sniper rifle's bound to me, so I wouldn't let them do it.

[02:19:40] Yeah, but you're holding on from falling out of the helicopter because they're rising, trying to get higher than the storm. Oh! Oh! Okay, so it's a storm that's coming, not a dragon? The dragon's dragging a storm. It is the storm. Yeah. Both. Yeah, you can actually start hearing, like, a distant, like, muffled roaring. Can I roll to actually identify that it is a target? Not yet. On your turn. Okay. Um, I'm just, like, saying, because, like, uh, because Yuri is rolling pretty rough on, like, the turbulence.

[02:20:09] I has an idea, guys. Yeah. Well... I has an idea. I has a 500-pound bomb. You have a 500-pound bomb. I might... What I'm saying is, I might... What I am saying is, if I pull it off successfully, you can use the 500-pound bomb. I will say, as the helicopter is rising, because of the turbulence, he only gets about, like, an extra, like, 50 feet up. So you're not, like, 550 feet up above the situation.

[02:20:38] Well, that's fine. I'm not abandoning this helicopter yet, because I can't... I can't teleport. I do have the Nova... You can't anymore. You're out of range. Yeah. Damn it! You're 50 feet out of... No. You could jump out of the helicopter, fall 50 feet, and then teleport to the ground. Yeah. See, I would... Can you do that mid-air? Hell yeah. Yeah. Dendor? Yeah. I will do that. Okay. I will now know that that is possible. On your turn, you can do that. What's funny is, like, while... Either I will fall dying, or I will die...

[02:21:07] I will fall dying trying, or I will be successful. So, I'm either going to look like a super badass, or I'm just going to be a stain. So, it's funny, because, like, while you're, like, holding... Going on, like, to, like, the... Like, the, like, holy shit bars and stuff on the helicopter. You see the blue genie Yuri is just, like... He's already strapped in. Yeah. Like, just, like... Like, in a papoose, basically, almost on the wall. And then you hear, like, through the muffled, like, sounds, you hear a screaming from Susan. It's like, I thought you were taking us to see fireworks!

[02:21:36] What's going on? Shut up, bitch! You're gonna see some fireworks! And, uh... So, yeah, Yuri's doing that. Next up is Marcel! Alright, so the one in front of me is still alive. How bad is he looking, though? He's looking pretty bad. He's, like, he got a couple of shots to the... I sniped him pretty good. Got a couple of shots from above. So, he's heavily bloodied, but he's, like, still, like, kind of getting up on his club. And I was like, fucking, I'll kill you all. Get back down there!

[02:22:06] Beat down. Uh, 24. Uh, 24, that'll be it. That's good damage. Uh, 15, 20 damage. Damn. And he's not prone. DC... He's gonna punch him back down. Um, actually, make a DC 16, uh, strength check. To see if he's there. To see if he's not prone. Uh, yeah, he's not prone. And then, one more, just for fun. Okay. I'm gonna use a Demolishing Strike.

[02:22:38] I like where this is going. I have advantage on that one. Cause I rolled two threes. Alright. I miss. You miss? Oh, shit. Even with advantage, cause he's prone. I still rolled two threes in a row. Fuck. Yeah, so you just, like, bring him down and he's, like, just starts growling as he's, like, trying to get back up. He's, like, clearly shaky as he's doing it. Uh, and, uh, next up is, uh, uh, Roman. So, uh, he is not liking any of this.

[02:23:09] Um, he is going to, uh, what should I have him do? He is gonna Dimdor. Oh, wait. He just, like, blinks at it, like, he's just like, au revoir. And just, like, kind of implodes in on himself. Um, did he cast it as a spell? Yes.

[02:23:39] Or was it an innate ability? I will say the spell. God damn it. I'm a griffin. I can't do shit. No, you can't. Can you turn out of a griffin soon? Um, not fast enough. Why, what were you gonna do? But Margaret can. You can do it, like, on someone else's turn? It's a reaction. Yeah. Do I see him doing this? No, you're preoccupied with, uh, your own lizard monster. Okay. Uh, but Margaret's there. Margaret can.

[02:24:09] So, would you want to roll for Margaret? Please roll. Sure. She's level 10? Yeah. This reaction. Never noticed that. Uh, uh, oh. Right. Okay, so she's a level 10, uh, warlock. I might not even have to roll anything. Oh, okay. Um. Yeah, you need to look up warlock. Yeah.

[02:24:40] Right, because warlocks are not 5e warlocks in this. They actually have different levels. Are they called warlocks in this? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Of course. It's 157. Thank you. I'm already there. Uh. That's when we have, like, when everyone has a book. Yeah.

[02:25:06] Okay, so she could dump a 4th level spell slot on that and... Cancel it out? And cancel it out. Okay, she does that. So she tries, and he like... Oh, fuck. Merd. Is that... Shit. Suck. When you just spell someone like that, do they still use their spell slot in the attempting to do it? Yeah, they do. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, that's what he does. And he fails, like... Merd. Mm-hmm.

[02:25:34] Uh, and is going to just... That's all he can do, actually. He's trying to do a spell, and then he got... That's his action. He still has a bonus at movement. He's gonna try and step away and... Uh. Okay. So he's a spellcaster, yeah? Well, he's a demon. He's... For the sake of this, yes. Is he like fully stabbed? No. I'm playing the spellcaster for the stats. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

[02:26:03] So, yeah, he's gonna try and like take a step back and try to get out of the situation. The old-fashioned way. The mortal way. He can't? Or invokes it? Oh, no. I mean, there is... He can disengage. No, I... No, he can't. He used his action. Only rogues can disengage as a bonus action. Oh, really? Yeah. So he's gonna... He is going to try and... He can misty step. Okay. And she's already spent her reaction to counterspell, so... Okay. So she...

[02:26:32] And misty step just like means he can like... 30 feet. Yeah. It's a 30-foot teleport. Yeah, so he teleports 30 feet. He tries, and he just kind of jutters up shit, and then just... Foom! 30 feet away. Yeah, he turns to like sulfur ash and then like pops up from somewhere over there. Sorry, I believe the technical term for teleporting is bamfing. Yes, for sure. He's got a bamf over there. Yes. So that's what happens with him. That's his basically history. He's trying to get the fuck away because like, oh shit, these guys are...

[02:27:02] Like, I'm getting pummeled. This plan did not work as well as I hoped. Sharon is going to... It's like... Well, he bamfed away, so it's like, come on, let's get him! Uh, she can ready her action for when I close the distance. She will do so. Yeah. And then next up is John. Okay. First off, uh, bonus action to cast magic weapon on the G11. Okay. I'll run my hand over it as like runes light up on the side. Yeah. And you know what? He took a lot of damage the first time.

[02:27:32] He was... He did not like it, so I'm just going to give him some more of that. As I'm backpedaling, I guess. So I'll move... What's my... 30... I'll move 30 feet away from him as I'm backpedaling and putting a couple of perks into him. Yep. Those are not very good. That's fine. Um, 17 on the first one? Uh, 17 will hit. Okay.

[02:28:02] Um, 14 on the second? That will not hit. Okay. That's fine. But I hit him with one, so I'll take it. And he's been wounded by me, right? Yes. Okay. 14 damage.

[02:28:32] 15 damage. Sorry. Because he's been wounded. 15 damage. I finally added the damage bonus from the Ashes of Cities helm that I've never used. Because I always forget. I do it one additional damage to someone who's wounded. Yes. Never used it. He is not like that. Mm-hmm. Uh, he hates you. He wishes you were dead. Oh, sorry. Actually, that's one more damage on top of that. Because... And it's magical damage now. Because I cast magic weapon. Yeah. Okay. Uh, and, uh...

[02:29:02] Next up is the Oni that is, uh, trying to get up after being wrecked by, uh, Marcel. Trying. Yeah. He is going to try one final, like, hurrah to swipe at you as he gets up. With his pull-up. Is he falling asleep over there? No. No, it's fun. Um, and he fails on the first attack. And fails on the fucking second attack. Yay! This is like... Eh.

[02:29:32] Uh, and then the Oni, the other Oni that's in the battlefield fighting the Dragon Illuminati guys. Uh, the Dragon League... Before we finish with that guy, I just looked down at him. You are, without a doubt, the worst Oni I have ever seen. Fuck you, Gaijin. Uh, and yeah. And, uh, yeah. Meanwhile, in the background, uh, the Oni are... The Oni and the Dragon Illuminati crew are, like, basically in background fighting. Yeah.

[02:29:59] Uh, there are people still running around, because it's only been, like, less than a minute. It's been technically, what, like... 30 seconds? Maybe, like, 20 seconds? Or 30 seconds tops? Um, if that. Uh, and, um... Yeah, it looks like the Oni are getting their asses handed to him. Uh, so... Next up... Uh, is, uh, the... The Marcel Lizard.

[02:30:29] Or the one that was, the one that was looking for Marcel. Um... We're going with the Lizard that was looking for Marcel. Okay. He looks around, and... Let's see if he finds Marcel. Does not. But he does see, um, the group that is attacking, uh, uh, Roman Latus. So he goes charging toward, uh, we'll say... One Sean, two's Margaret, three's you and Sharon.

[02:31:00] Going after Margaret. Great. So Margaret's getting charged. Uh, so that is going to... Not cut it, because... And, uh... Yeah, so he just kind of charges at her and completely misses, and get... Now you have another Lizard Monster in the fray. A Lizard Demon in the fray. Uh, and then, um, that's when...

[02:31:26] That's when there's, like, uh, a foghorn kicks in, like, across the park and, uh, the lake. Um, and, uh, an announced... Like, sort of, like, an emergency broadcast kind of announcing thing pops up. It's like, uh, emergency. Storm. Uh, like, severe weather... Uh, weather approaching. Please seek shelter. Please seek shelter. Warning. Extreme weather approaching. And so people are basically... It's just kind of, like, building...

[02:31:52] Setting up the scene for, like, the giant storm that's kind of starting to swirl into... Into, uh... Into the area. And you guys all kind of distinctly hear... Now, a horrible, like, angry roar coming from the storm that is not natural. Okay. Um, and top of the round, Soren. Can I detect magic on this thing? Excuse me. Uh, yeah, it... It... You can. Um... You're saying I can, but... Because all I...

[02:32:22] What we see is a storm. You see a storm, and... I will say, like, on... Yeah, I'll say in this... You can see often that, like... Like, basically, it's upon you now, like, the storm is... That's why I'm asking, like, detect magic. Is the... Is the storm we're encountering magical? Yes. Okay. So, I'm going to... You don't need to... Yeah. But the reason why is if I throw detect magic, can I detect the person that is... You can detect an aura of it. Yeah. So, when you turn on... Oh, it's an aura? It's not like the...

[02:32:50] You'll see the outline or, like, of the magic aura about it and what it's made. So, is it the aura, or is it the person that's casting it? So, it's a dragon... You see everything that's magical, including effects that they create. Is it dragon magical? Yes. Okay. So, I'm going to go detect magic. So, what detect magic is, it's basically a vision mode you put on where you see everything... That is what I want to do. ...within your vision mode within 120 feet. Unless you spend an anima die... Actually, no, you can't... Which, to be fair, he is right... The height is in the storm. I'm in the storm.

[02:33:20] I'm just saying, if it's further than 120 feet away, you're not... I'm in the storm, so do I roll to detect magic for the D20? I'm just going to turn it on. Okay. The hind is magic. Be aware. Hang on. Be aware. Because you're doing this, you are not attacking this turn. Okay. That's fine. I just want to know what the fuck's going on, where I'm in. Okay. So, yeah. So, the helicopter you're in? Magic. Okay. Genie who's strapped to the wall of the hind? Magic. Magic.

[02:33:48] That giant fucking horrible monster in the storm, with giant wings and stuff like that? Where I'm C-clamping my SR-25 laying down? Definitely magic. The storm is just sort of residually magic, radiating off of the creature. Okay. That is all I want to know, because I want to detect if I can get light of sight on the thing so I can shoot the thing. Yes. Okay. That's all I want to know. If that's my turn, that is my turn. All right. Jacob. Excellent.

[02:34:18] I'm going to charge you against the one, Latouche, that's run away? Or the new... The one who hurt me. So. The one who's running away. Okay, yeah. So I misread. Detect magic's actually on a 30 foot radius, but... I mean, you guys are in the storm, it's fine. Whatever, fuck it. Fuck. I read the spell magic one by accident. Oh, does a 16 hit? 16 does hit, actually. Okay.

[02:34:52] You guys are fighting all these little guys, and then you have to fight the boss. I roll the one per day. Kill his adds first. So that's five. Five from my beak. Oh, sorry, Cress, before, I wanted to know, can I get a potential range from that? Or is it just, hey, you see everything. You see. Okay. You see what's around you. Yeah. So that was five damage, Aaron? Yep. Okay, sorry. But, but, I get my claws as well.

[02:35:22] That is true. Because he was only 30 feet away, yeah? Yeah. Okay. So I don't actually have to charge, I can just move. Uh, 17 plus whatever. 17, yeah, that hits, yeah. Well, my 15 just hit, so. Okay, so that's going to be, seven and four is, uh, uh, uh, uh, 11. 11 damage. 11 damage, okay.

[02:35:52] Okay, uh, he's not doing well. However, there's a hammer coming at him now. Oh, right. She's ready to get an action. Wow, she struck true. Um, yeah, that hits her. Uh, that's what, d10 plus, uh, plus her strength. Wow. Uh, okay. Um, 12 damage.

[02:36:21] She gets the fight, she gets the shot. Sharon aloft a griffon. Um, just pummels this thing off its feet and it just hits the ground of the meaty crunch. Um, yeah, it's out. It's KO'd. Um, so next up is, uh, you're done, right? You're done with that? Yes. Yes, that's it. Uh, yeah, actually, yeah. Um, uh, Sharon's like, holy shit, I did it.

[02:36:53] Teamwork. Like, just kind of like claps down on you, I guess. Excellent. I enjoy being pet. Uh, so next up. So anyways. Sean and Margaret are going to join the, uh, the dragon Illuminati that are fighting off the other ones. So they're going off to the background, become background characters. Or background noise. Um, and maybe try and get people to shelter in safety. Because they see what's coming.

[02:37:20] Uh, the hind, um, is going to try and climb higher up into the storm. Oh my god. What? One? Is he rolling that one? I'm rolling that one for Yuri. Mm-hmm. Um, the ice begins, uh, sticking to the propellers. Of the, of the cold, like the cold and ice begins sticking to the propellers. And you start to see the, the, the vehicle, the hind is no longer lifting.

[02:37:48] It's now starting to drop, like, in stutters. Uh, and, and Yuri just says over the comms to you guys, like, uh, boys, we're, we're going down. Repeat, we're going down. We, I can't, I can't control it. Uh, and you guys see, like, often, uh, up there, it starts, it starts, the whole hind starts, like, uh, rotating, they're turning. And it's like, boom. So you're going to lose the hind unless something happens. Somebody does something. Someone save the hind or else I'm using Dimension Door.

[02:38:16] Uh, yeah, yeah, the woman's screaming, like, uh, Susan's screaming, uh, Yuri's screaming, other Yuri's screaming. Here, it's not going to be. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. Oh my god, if that thing, like, crashes, there's a bomb under, you know, on its belly. Yeah, exactly. That's going to be terrible. Will it just blow up on impact? Probably. Probably. Because it's got a 500 pound bomb attached to it.

[02:38:48] Okay. Uh, Marcel, you're up. The problem is that the rotors are freezing, yes? Yeah, yeah. Okay. She's starting to fall. I'm going to use my last teleport. Okay. To board the aircraft and use heat metal. Okay. Yeah. It's your turn. I'm going to fall on rotors. Yeah. Can you get within range to teleport, though? I have unlimited teleport range. He has a special magic. Okay. I could teleport to Mexico. Okay. But you're going to do it three times a day.

[02:39:17] Well, actually, I think you have to have been there before. Yeah. Yeah. He's been inside the helicopter, so we could do that. Jesus, Lucy. Poor god. Yeah. They're opening helicopter, heat metal. So, like, you're teleporting inside, just putting your hand on the ceiling? Pretty much. Okay. And going through it? Well, as soon as you teleport, as soon as you appear there, I need to roll me an acrobatics or an athletics. I'll bring athletics. Because, holy shit, this place, it's starting to twirl and stuff like that. It's very unstable. Nat 20? Nat 20.

[02:39:47] Okay, yeah, you're like, you are a rock. Yeah. Torquart. Boom. I'm hanging on like this. Like... Is there anything you have to do with the heat metal, or is it just... It just works. Okay, then yeah, you start like heating up the... Like heating up the... Like above, like where the propeller... Like an engine... I'm just like hanging on, hanging out the window. It's getting a little warm in there. And we'll... It's a little warm in here. I'm starting to sweat. For now, it's not... It's not falling, like plummeting, but like next turn, it'll give...

[02:40:16] Yuri an advantage. All right. Because of Yuri. Because he's able to like... He's starting to get things working again. Rome. So Roman Latus is being... Oh, Roman Latus is on the ground. Just broken. And he just kind of like starts laughing like... Like through like blood and ichor that's coming out of his mouth. And looking to you... Jason... Or Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. I'm okay. Jacob and... I'm okay.

[02:40:46] You may kill me, you fucking assholes. But we brought the dragon upon you. We told her what happened. To her mate. You're all fucked. You shouldn't have messed with us, you bastards. And then he just kind of like fades out and dies. You shouldn't have messed with us, you overgrowth. Penis wrinkle. That hurts. That really hurt. And yeah, he just kind of... That hurt my feelings. He just dies. I'm out of here. Yeah.

[02:41:15] And next up is John. One moment. One moment. So I'm furiously going through a bug here. You are still fighting along. He's not in range of men. What? Yeah, he is. I've shot a guy... I've shot a guy. He was far away attacking someone. I shot him again while retreating 30 feet away. Oh, yeah. He has not engaged me. Oh, yeah. Okay, sorry. I thought you were... I thought you were... Okay. No.

[02:41:45] He's running and gunning. Yeah. Run or shoot? Run or shoot? Both. Looking up is Gust of Wind. Okay. It's a spell I have. It creates a line of strong wind. 60 feet long and 10 feet wide. That blasts from you in a direction you choose for the duration. Or it sounds 60 foot long. Regardless. I'm wondering if it would be strong enough to actually influence the chopper to make it, like, give it a safer landing. Or at least correct it if it's going one way weirdly.

[02:42:15] Yeah, it doesn't look like... Right at the moment, it's still, like, kind of up in the air. If it's going to, like, crash or if it's, like, plummet. But, like, it's still, like... It's kind of, like, wavering in the turbulence of the air. Of the winds. So, yeah. Because basically, it's meant to, like, disperse gas, vapor, or extinguish, like, torches and shit. I don't know if it's strong enough to actually help. Aaron, like, how... Like, could you... Is there a way to beef up a spell like that? Or... Sorry. Gust of wind. Gust of wind.

[02:42:42] I'm assuming it's not strong enough wind to influence the trajectory of a falling helicopter, even in the slightest to help. I would imagine no. No, but... If that does allow for upcasting spells, and I don't know if that's one that scales. So let's find out. It doesn't say you can. I'm looking at... If you're just looking for it in the book, I have it open here. Okay.

[02:43:10] At the very end, it will say... The last paragraph would say, if you use a spell slot higher, this is what it does. Yes, but it does not. Okay. Okay. Then... It's very much up to Chris, then. Okay. Yes. I'd love you. Like, you can... You're sacrificing spell... Like, higher spell levels. I would like to do it. Because the first level, which is level three, is enough to knock over smaller creatures.

[02:43:40] Yeah. And enough to clear an area of smoke or mist. Yeah. So you'd have... It's basically a strong natural wind. But that's a third level spell slot. Yeah. So if you're using a... I don't know what your max is, but my max is a fifth. Yeah, five for me as well. Then you might be able to slow down or maybe change the direction of something falling from the sky. Yeah.

[02:44:07] Or at least help calm the skies around it. Yeah. And that's like to kill the turbulence, basically. The other one I was considering was destroy water, if that would work on ice in the air. Yeah. Yeah. Technically, it's water. How powerful is that spell? It also only has a 30-foot range. Yeah. You'd have to be up there. If only somebody could teleport. Yeah. Who had to spend all their teleporting powers.

[02:44:37] All of it? Yeah. He's spent... He's doing all the work saving. Yeah. He teleported you guys to teleport back to the work shed to get his hammer and then teleport up to the helicopter. He is done with his teleports. Which also means... If we go down... Hey, hey. I can take one... Hey, I can take one person with me when I teleport. That's true. I haven't used any of that yet. I'm either saving the girlfriend for the person I'm trying to steal from or I'm going to save him. Yeah. Okay.

[02:45:06] Long story short, it doesn't seem like I can really help much in this situation. Yeah. So... Does it look like it's going to land on us? Not at the moment. Maybe next round. You're not sure. I'm asking the trajectory of it falling. I don't mean is it going to land now. Does it look like it's going to land in our direction or is it falling in a different direction away from us? Do I have to concern myself with moving? No. Not at the moment. Okay. Okay. Then, for the time being, there's the one guy that I've shot six times. Yeah.

[02:45:37] And then... Is that the only guy there? Yeah. Everybody else is kind of like... There's one that's attacking... After Latus, there's one that went after the Griffin and all them. There's one... There's your guy. And then there's some guys in the background that are being fought by the Temple... By Sean, Margaret, and the other, like, secret world agents that are in the crowd. Okay. So... And the crowds are actually dispersing at this point because, like, holy fucking shit.

[02:46:05] Like, extreme weather and also these weird fucking monsters are everywhere. Yeah. There's shit going on. Yeah. Okay. Well, regardless, I'm just going to try to put this guy down. Okay. Fuck it. So I'm just going to do the same thing I did before. Just backpedal and shoot more bullets. Just like circle, scrape, circle, scrape. Pretty much. Avoid his cone of damage. He hasn't even attacked me yet, has he? Yes, he has. What did he do? He's been biting you in some of that. Did he? Yeah.

[02:46:36] Remember, you're now immune to his, like, poison stench. Right, yeah. He ran up on me and did that. Sorry, I thought that was, like, someone else doing that and you pissed off for some reason. Nope. Okay, so I'm in melee. Yeah. Okay. You are in melee. That's why I was confused. Sorry. Yes. Okay, fine. Regardless. Fine then. I will use one of my anima die to use flow like water, which I can use a bonus action to disengage or dash on my turn. Okay. So I will do that. Be like water. Be like water. Indeed. And then...

[02:47:05] To reference the immortal Bruce Lee again today. Yes. So I'll do a cool combat roll backwards. Yeah. And then continue sprinting backwards while shooting more bullets. Yeah. You don't touch shift. Yes. Indeed. Roll. Yeah. How wounded does he look? He looks bloody, but he's still, like, angry. Even more angry than the hurt. Okay. Those are pretty good.

[02:47:35] That's 18 to hit. That'll hit. Okay. And the other one, I rolled a 19, so I'm assuming I hit. Yep. Okay. So then damage. There's number one. 16. 17. 18 magical damage. Yep. Sorry. How about 18? You said? 18 magical damage. Yep.

[02:48:04] 15 magical damage. Okay. He is hurting more, but is still up and angry. Okay. And, yeah, that's about all I can do on my turn, aside from just using my free action to radio, like, on the comms, be like, is the helicopter okay? Is that being taken care of? Working on it, says Yari. Okay. Okay.

[02:48:29] Um, so, uh, next up is, uh, gonna be, uh, the Oni that Marcel was attacking is going to try yet again to, wait, hang on. I'm nowhere near him. Yeah. He's like, I'm gonna get you. Where the fuck did he go? Yeah. I'm probably the closest to him now. And he's like, all right, I'm going for you, I guess. Yeah.

[02:48:56] Like, he's gonna, yeah, so, like, yeah, he's gonna go, oh, does he have you flanked, though? I don't know, does he? I think he has you flanked. Because I'm not actually paying attention to him either. Yeah. So, what's, what's flanked do? Do you give him, uh, advantage? That's advantage, probably. All right. Uh, that is going to be 19 hit you? Yep. Okay.

[02:49:21] Uh, that is going to be 12 bludgeoning damage from the, from the, uh, from that war club. Ow. And, uh, he gets another attack. Goddamn. Uh, is, is he 16 gonna hit? 16? No. Okay. And that one misses. He finally lands a shot. Yeah. He's like, ha ha! Okay. Him? So I'll hit him instead. Yeah. Uh, and then, uh, Oni is dead.

[02:49:50] The Oni in the background is dead, and, like, in the background, it's fighting the other secret worlders are dead. Um, and, uh. Of course, he used Asher's of cities on the guy again. It's my own fault, it's fine. Uh, the lizard that, uh, that, uh, came to, um, to fight the griffon is, uh, leaping at the griffon to attack. So. Okay. Uh, because he had no other enemies, so fuck it. He's going after these guys and trying to avenge his, his master.

[02:50:19] He fucking failed. Yeah, so again. He didn't just fail. He fucking failed. Uh, okay, this one might hit him. So he tried biting you, and, like, didn't, like, cut, got, like, short, but this is what he tried with his claws, uh, and got you for, or, and got, uh, probably got you a, it's a 17, the roll. Uh, yeah, it's going to be in the 20s, so. That'll take care. Um. But. Can't bother do math. Just somewhere in the 20s. Yeah.

[02:50:50] Well, I don't want to, like, again, does a 28 hit? Uh, fuck. I'm sorry, Aaron. Um. Does a 16, or 16 damage from slashing? Okay. And I roll again, because he has three attacks. Yeah. A bite and two claws.

[02:51:19] That's how they've, that's how they've been working this entire time. True story. I have been hit with all three at once. So, you're telling me that if the stats say that, that the multi-attack is a bite and two claws, you do the two claws twice? It says the, the, well, the monster I'm using has three attacks. One with its bite and two with its claws. Okay. Yeah.

[02:51:46] Because mine says that I have multi-attack, I have a bite, and two claws. Gotcha. So you'd be, you're fighting, in that case it would be you're fighting with two claws, but as one attack. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was asked. Yeah, that's fair. Um. I'm pretty sure this is also going to hit you. Uh. 21? Yeah. Uh. That is going to be nine slashing damage.

[02:52:18] Okay. So. Uh. And. Then it's the one that, uh, that, uh. Sorry, how much damage was the first one? Uh. So it was 12 plus four. So. 16. 16. Yeah. 16 and nine is 25. You're lizard dog is very up to my foot. Like, sitting around my foot. Very sneaky. Very sneaky. So the lizard monster that is, uh, that is engaged with, uh, John is going to attack as well.

[02:52:48] Uh. Just try and bite on you and then claw at you. We'll try and test him. Um. Ooh. 20. To hit? Yep. Alright. If there's a two in the front, the answer is yes. Okay. Chomps down on you. For fucking Christ. Is that what he says as he's tapping? For fucking Christ?

[02:53:17] How weird the Templars. What? Yeah. 22 piercing damage. God damn. Penance. And then he got two more attacks. I'm dead guys. We're sure doing some penance. 22 damage you said? Yeah. Does 13 hit you? Nope. Okay. So that's the first spot. Are you dead? Damn near. I'm just saying, if he, if he blows on me, I'm dead. I will fall over. Do not blow on me, bro.

[02:53:47] No. It's already too high. 19 hit you? Yes. Okay. Then, I'm sorry, Dave. He is going to slash at you for an additional 11 damage. Yep. I'm down. Okay. All right. So yeah. Kenny is down. Kenny is down. But not quite, because I use my fishbowl necklace and burn my reaction to be back to one HP. Cool.

[02:54:17] I was like, I can do this all day. Actually, wait. Do I choose when to do that? When to use that? Or does it happen automatically? I think it's an automatic reaction. Is it? Yeah. Okay. All right. And at this point, the Illuminati and the dragon, Sean and Margaret and stuff, they're helping people get to shelter and stuff as the foghorn goes off again. And then a horrible, mighty roar comes down from the storm as a giant mint green dragon

[02:54:43] of myth descends through the clouds and begins just kind of like diving down toward the park where we're actually, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to say they're going after the ones on the park because that's like where the bulk of you guys are. So it's coming down and it is going to set down some ice upon the field.

[02:55:11] So Jacob and John. Actually, no. You guys are kind of far away from each other.

[02:55:35] I'll say Jacob odds or evens. Evens. Okay. So John, you're odd. Well, I know that. What does it have to do with anything? You said even, Jacob? Yeah, I'm the odd one. So you're getting targeted. Hooray. I mean, I'm sorry, but hooray.

[02:55:58] I need you to roll a constitution saving throw as it lets out a cold blast of freezing ice air. Constitution? That's what it says. The dragon exhales an icy blast in a 60-foot cone as it descends down. Actually, hang on. That should be a dexterity save. It says each creature in that area must make a DC 19 constitution saving throw.

[02:56:28] That would be. So you can't avoid that AoE? Apparently not. Yeah. Half damage on success. Okay. Interesting. Now, hang on. I will actually stop for a second. I'm going to rewind a second. Because I said it's descending down and it only has a 60-foot cone. So it's not going to... It was like 500 feet in the air. Oh, okay. So you can't hit you with that. It's coming down, though.

[02:56:56] And you guys down the park know that it's coming. You instinctually know it's gunning for you guys. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. So it descends down. It's coming down for you guys. And it's getting ready to let loose an ice age upon you. Are there any structures around us? There are boardwalks and park structures and buildings and shops. Is there like a concrete building they can go into? Yeah. Well, actually, no. No. There's the latrines.

[02:57:25] So you can hide in the shitter if you want. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully you have a fire spell that can keep you warm. I don't. On the plus side, the dragon is now below the hind. Mm-hmm. It is descending toward two of the three targets it has in mind. So... So... You may need to detect magic and drop this 500-pound bomb on it. Yeah. We'll see. Sorin. I have a plan. You're up. Sorin.

[02:57:55] We might need to link up on this. I'm with him. But my plan is going to be with him as long as we drop the 500-pound bomb. So, Mark, the helicopter is kind of starting to stabilize. It's also a lot warmer in here than it was like a minute ago as he's just like heating up the ceiling and stuff like that. And you see that the dragon has now like breached the clouds and is going... Am I able to shoot a firebolt to kind of part the stuff a bit so we can get a better view?

[02:58:26] Uh... I don't think... So, basically, I'm shooting and it's going to like... I don't think... No. You have a clear shot of it. You can see it clearly. Okay. Yeah. What phantasmal killer worked on it? What's the range on that? What is the range on that? Hang on. What's in the meantime? What? It's the pen and stare. It is the pen and stare, actually. I'm curious, actually, about that. Mark has an idea. Could you cause psychic harm to a dragon? Yes.

[02:58:55] But Mark has an idea. All right. How... How... Okay. So... Hang on. Leave me on this. I can teleport maybe to the dragon. I might be able to use my katana to breach it and to fall down onto it. Maybe try a pen and stare and hold it still long enough where you can drop a 500 pound bomb. First of all, that's not actually how the phantasm...

[02:59:24] God damn it! I like what you're doing. I like what you're cooking. You see where I'm cooking! Here's the thing. Phantasmal Killer has 120 feet range. It is probably within that range as it's descending past you guys. Ooh! It is... Yeah, so you tap into the nightmares of a creature. You see within range. So what you're telling me is we're in range. We're in range. And you create an illusionary manifestation of its deepest fears.

[02:59:52] And it has to make a wisdom save or else take 4d10 psychic damage. On a successful save, the spell ends at higher levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 5th level or higher, the damage increases by 1d10 for each slot level above 4th. Do you see where I'm going with this? So... Try it. Yeah, so you could... We still have the bomb! Okay, so what I'm going to do when I get my turn

[03:00:20] is I'm going to cast Enhance Ability on Yuri. Yeah. He gets advantage on all pilot jacks. Okay. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to throw Peniclera at this thing. Okay. If it's in range, then I can do it. It is in range. Casting is 1 minute. It takes 1 minute to cast, though. No, that's duration. The duration time is 1 action. Oh, no. So for every... I was looking at Phantom Seed. For every time it goes to the dragon's turn, at the start of its turn, it takes 4d10 damage.

[03:00:49] Oh, my God. If it fails. If he casts it on 5th level spell, then it's an extra d10. If he uses... Yeah, blow that slide. Actually, do you have... I don't have a 5th level spell. Oh, okay. It's still a shitload of damage. Okay. But that's what I'm saying. Yeah. All right. So you're going to do fantastic. I'm totally going to... So do I roll 1d20 for this? No. You don't. You don't. You just do it. I'm just doing it. You just cast... I'm just doing it. I roll Wisdom Seed for the dragon. What is the spell DC? It's his, right? It's his.

[03:01:19] What's your spell DC? It's up to 6. It's up to 6. It's up to 6. 14. Guys, I rolled 12. I got 12. Oh, wow. It's 14. So you get to roll 4d10 damage. As this... Oh, only the creature sees it, too. Only the creature sees the... 4d10. That's probably really good. So do I roll this twice, then? Yes. Okay. I only get two more. And it becomes frightened for the situation. Yeah. For an entire minute. Oh, my God.

[03:01:48] Yeah, so... Yeah, you don't know what it's freaking out at, but it starts freaking the fuck out. It falters its dive. I'm just trying to... I'm literally just trying to hopefully slow this thing down so we can drop a bomb on it. It does. It's the same. It's the initial... So I have... A 6. A 1. Yeah, no. There's no... A 5. And a... It's a 0. It's a 10. It does have less than resistance. It's a 7. Resistance.

[03:02:19] So I have 1, 1. Sorry, I have a 9. A 5. A 1. And a 7. I think you're at 19. I think it's what I counted the first time. Yeah, 19. I think it's 19. So you're just a cut-haired ball expected value. You choose to succeed instead. Oh. Then, yeah. It can straight up... I'm going to say it's the initial one, though. Because I didn't see that until Matt. I'm going to say that it freaks out. It was not expected to see whatever it saw. You guys don't know because it's all in its head.

[03:02:49] What is it? What do you guys... I have 19. 19 psychic damage on the dragon. Mm-hmm. Okay. So it's... At this point, it's like manically fluttering... Or like flapping in the air... About 400 feet above the park. Above Kitty Vitty. You guys will keep these with you because... At the start of the dragon's turn every time you're rolling that. Okay. So... I did good. That question's really good, yeah.

[03:03:19] And Chris, it also does the roll every time. It's not fucked for an entire minute. It does another wisdom save. Yeah. Next time. Now, fortunately, it probably will succeed, though, because it has legendary resistances that I can do. Mm. But... That initial volley... This is enough to hopefully slow it down enough where you're just like... But that was Soren's turn. And he's the first in the roster. So, Jacob... What are you doing?

[03:03:46] You see this dragon was coming down and it just started freaking out. Flying on around. Yeah. About 400 feet above the park and the lake. At this point, also, there's whipping winds and snow kind of kicking up. So, like... Visibility... You can see it. Because you're... There's close. But, like, nobody from the city is probably going to see this. You might be able to bullshit... You might be able to bullshit your way out of this after all this is done. If there's a you left after this... Okay. I'm going to take a quick look around.

[03:04:14] Is there a gust coming in with a decent flurry in it? Yeah. Excellent. You can call for one. I'll summon it. I'm going to step into the flurry and turn back into a person. Okay. There was still a demon lizard, I think, after you, too. That you were attacking. Oh, I thought we had killed him. There's still one more. There's the one that you... The other one that showed up. You killed their master, but there's another one. They can handle that. There's a dragon that killed him with. Yeah. Yeah.

[03:04:44] Sharon just falls off. No, no. I'm actually doing a thing. Okay. Okay. So I'm going to buck Sharon off. Toss her up in the air. Woo! Step into the flurry and catch her as a person. Nice. Roll strength. Roll strength save. All right. Strength is not my jam. Actually, it's not bad in this game, apparently. I'd also probably allow athletics if you have that on at all. I do not. Okay. Okay.

[03:05:15] That's a 14. Yeah. You cover her up with like... It's like... All right. And then I'll put her down. The dragon. Let's go home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Bonus action. I still have an action. How far away is the dragon?

[03:05:45] The dragon is 400 feet above you guys. Okay. Yep. There's a thing that I'm looking for. Where is it? Where is it? I haven't used it yet. No, I haven't. No. Incense. Flash grenades. Nope. Optimus supplies. Nope. Small library of a couple books. Tokarev. Bracer. Arcane focus. Quarterstaff.

[03:06:14] Throwing knives. Chemical kit. Herbalism kit. Backpack with three hand grenades. Incense burner. Ten blocks of incense. Steel lighter. Ten candles. Old mp3 player. First aid kit. Camera. Smartphone. Nope. None of those things. For the owners at home, as Aaron's like... Just ruining off his list. We're all just like... Hands in... Like... Like... Faces in our hands. Just like waiting. This is all shit that I carry on my person. This is...

[03:06:44] Some of us are on our phones. There it is. Anima berries. Anima berries? Right. I'm eating an animal berries. Elder berries. Fucking four. I get four anima back. It's elder berries. Alright, that's it for me. I've just used my entire... They're member berries. Member berries. Member berries. I remember. You remember? I remember. Aaron's just like with you and is like horrified and just like...

[03:07:14] Oh. Does it take... Does it take a... Does it take up my whole action to eat a berry? That's like a quick action. A little bit. Okay. So I still have my action? Yeah. You mean you did... Well, move action. Yeah, I guess. Or free action. Major. Okay. Alright. Alright. That's my action. Okay. And yeah, Sharon's just kind of like readying, although like a little nervous about the whole situation, but like staying by your side.

[03:07:45] Watching my back, making sure I don't get eaten by a lizard man while I'm trying to face down against a fucking dragon again. Yeah. Yeah. Um... The lizard monster behind you is going to attack, but then Sean and Margaret basically just like fucking start attacking it. Well yeah, Sean should not be incompetent. No. He is doing some damage. So yeah, he's going to take on that creature. So like he... They've got him coming. So you guys don't have to worry about that guy. Okay. Um... So next up is the hind. Uh...

[03:08:15] Would... Rise? Rise, right? Rise, right? Yuri! Yuri! What are we doing, Yuri? Uh... So that's a... Uh... He gets a bench. Uh... Did I act yet? No. You're performing an initiative. After... You're after the hind. He's still regular power. Okay. He did get high on that one, though. Thank God. He has actually met... I've got control. I'm... Rise? Susan! Stop crying! We'll get through this! I was like... They said you wanted fireworks!

[03:08:43] We're going to give you the best ones yet! Yeah, the helicopter starts rising above the dragon even more. It's now like... Uh... We'll see. So it's 400 feet down. Like... The dragon is 400 feet from the park. You guys are now 200 feet up from the dragon. Okay. And out of the storm. The bulk of the storm. But you can just see like... Basically, you're in the eye of the storm. The eye of the storm is where the dragon's at. Effectively. Um... And, uh... Yeah, Marcel, you're up.

[03:09:14] Okay. So what skill is it for him to pilot? Is it dex-based? Uh... Yeah, it's, uh... Yeah, it would be dex-based, yeah. Okay. So now I'm going to cast... Uh... Enhance Ability... Mm-hmm. At third level. Okay. So that I can target two turrets. Him and me. For double dex bonuses. Okay. Okay. So... We're both rolling at advantages for all dex checks. Alright.

[03:09:43] And then I'm going to remove the girlfriend from the passenger seat and take over the guns. Okay. Which I now have advantage on. Yep. Nice. So that's my turn. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, she just like... Like, uh... She like quick... Like, um... Other Yuri kind of... This way, this way, over here. And just quickly, like... Bust her off. Raps her in. Yeah. Um... Alright. And then that's... That's my turn. That's all I can do. Because that's a leveled spell and a move action. Yep. John. Hi.

[03:10:14] You're... You're almost dead. Pretty much. So... I've got enemies on either side of me, right? Pretty much. Yeah, you're in the... Run! There's a very bloody beaten Oni that, like, got some licks on you. And then there's a grinning, horrible... Horribly grinning lizard demon in front of you. Just like... The lizard is the one that shot the shit out of, right? Hey. How many grenades you got? Either go down into flaming bit of glory. Or just run. Yeah, I know. Um...

[03:10:43] You run the most two attacks of opportunity. I can get out of that. Suzy turns, he dies. I can get out of that. Marcel's just like, oh, how the tables have turned. He's just dropping grenades as he runs. Well, then again, like, his counter could be like, listen, I'm not going out with kittens. Yeah. For sure. Yeah, by the way, that's what he jihaded when he died. He was put up by the grenades. There was a bunch of cats. There was a bunch of undead kittens crawling up, swarming all around him. Like how many? Like a swarm. Like a dozen. Like a dozen?

[03:11:13] Okay. It was literally a swarm of kittens that were, like, demonic. Like... Plus two evil bobcats. Yeah. Bobcats kind of fuck things up. Yeah. Regardless. Um... Just drop grenades and run. Can I say words? Christ! They're trying to ask this forever. Yeah. So, um... How far away... I know they're both in melee with me. Yeah. I'm asking specifically, are they... Are they within five feet of each other? No.

[03:11:42] They're probably, like, within ten feet of each other. Okay. Because, like, you're in the middle. So, like, they're probably within about ten... Like, if they're five feet from each other, on either side of me, they're probably within about ten feet of each other. Yes. Okay. Unfortunate. This is fine. Okay. This is fine. Everything's fine. Just look like that gif. A little bit. Okay. Um... So, I will, once again, use... Um... An anima feature. I will use Full Like Water. Bonus action to disengage. Okay.

[03:12:11] So, I'll do another cool combat roll. Mm-hmm. Off to the side. Away from these guys. Yeah. You double jump again. Or you double shift. And as I do that, I would like to, um... Pull the pin on and drop a tear gas grenade at my feet. Okay. And then... Run. Okay. That's my... That's what I want to do. Okay. So, um... Tear gas is in a, um... I need a deck save for them. A deck save?

[03:12:41] Okay. Where's my... I'm just kidding. Um... That one. So, fifteen for one and, uh... Thirteen for the other. What if it ties on one? Tie goes to the fender. Does it? Yeah. Okay. So, the fifteen is fine. So, that was... Sorry, what? Tear gas. Tear gas. Tear gas. Not anymore. It is meet or beat. Okay.

[03:13:10] So, uh... If the tear gas has a DC and they have to make a save, all they have to do is meet it and it succeeds. Okay. Um... So, if... Okay. The DC is fifteen. He rolled fifteen. Is he fine? He's fine. Okay, fine. So, that's what we're gonna do. It's... If they have to roll something, they just have to meet it. Gotcha.

[03:13:38] That's smarter, because it's the same rule regardless of who's doing it. Exactly. Not defender or attacker. Regardless. Rolling. Yes. Okay. So, the fifteen is fine. The thirteen is, uh... Blinded and stunned for a duration that I'm unaware of. But regardless, I am disengaged from them. Uh... What is the nearest building or something I can obstruct myself with? Is it? Okay. Yeah. Pretty much that latrine is the biggest, like, biggest, like, one of the...

[03:14:06] Aside from, like, some falling over and tumbling, like, tents that were beer gardens, there is, yeah, basically that latrine and, like, a storage shed right next to it are the only, like, buildings you're by. Okay. So, I've used the bonus action to get out. And I... What action would it be to pull the pin and drop it on the ground? Uh... Is that an action? That's just a... Aaron? I'm assuming that's my action use. Just to, like... Is that a basic action? Or, like, what action would it be?

[03:14:35] Would that be a free action or an actual action? To use a... That's... Complicated. Because I think I'm going to... I would call it a bonus action. I've already used my bonus. Because all you're doing... Okay, well... Yeah. Let's run. I'm basically asking, is it free? Dropping an item is free. The act of pulling a pin makes it using an item. Yeah, which is a complicated use of an item. You can drink a potion as a bonus action. I would say that it's no more complicated than that.

[03:15:04] So, you could pull the pin and drop it as a bonus action. But I would call pulling the pin and dropping it as... As free. Okay. And sprinting is a full action? Like dashing or whatever? Yeah. Dashing is just doing a double move. So you're moving then your movement again. But that is using your action to do so. Yeah. Unless you're a rogue, in which case you can dash as a bonus action. Okay. Okay.

[03:15:34] So basically, if I'm choosing to run and turn tail, I'm running at my normal move speed. Or can I double that? Because I'm running. Or do you... How does that work? Do you have to use your action to run? I think you have to. Yeah, you do. So I'd be using my... I wouldn't be saving myself. Because I'd be running 30 feet away. And they could easily just dash, charge, and get me. The one guy that survived. That isn't stunned. Yeah. You're gambling and you lost. Yes.

[03:16:03] You're hoping that both of them would get... Regardless, I'm able to move for free. Sounds to me like Gabe's dead. I am basically dead. There's nothing I can do about it. But I just tried to delay it. And I was hoping they would both get it. But yeah. So that's the end of my turn. Because I can't do anything else. Okay. Yeah. So you run, but there's like... And then you just hear... Like behind you is the lizard demon is the one that survived. The only that's like... How many teleports am I allowed to do per turn?

[03:16:35] It's a dim door. One? It's a spell. Damn it. Yeah. You can cast it as many times as you have spell slots for it. But you can only cast it once per turn. Because I was going to say, could I teleport and grab him? And then go back to the helicopter? No. To save him. Okay. So I can't do that. He's here. Okay. So... I hate dying using so few spell slots. The oni is the one that is like coughing up and falling.

[03:17:03] And just kind of like tripping and stuff from the tear gas. But then out of the tear glass cloud, you make it like 30 feet away from it. You just see it's like... Can't get away from me this easily. And it's like a giant lizard demon comes at you. It's like... You took my ladies from you. I'll take your life. And it just like leaps upon you. So let's see how this goes. Oh my god.

[03:17:56] I rolled three times to try and slash you on one HP left. Okay. Okay. What's your bonus though? Seven. Okay. So yeah, no. Dave lives. Yeah, you lived. How? This is not possible. This is impossible. Fifteen doesn't hit you, right? No, it doesn't. Yeah. So he's just like biting you. Like biting at you. Slashing at you. Slashing away again. It's a Scooby-Doo situation. He was so confident. And he got overconfident. And he's like, fuck. Fuck.

[03:18:26] He's a quick little bastard. Man. Fuck. I can't hit you. I can't hit you. I can't hit you again.

[03:19:00] Damn it. He just failed. Oh, nice. So I just... Okay. Give me my dice back then. I tried. It was good damage. It was damage on him. But yeah, the dragon starts shaking. How many more times can I use that though? It's the same. It's... You just asked the same question twice. It's the same as the dim door situation. Now, here's the thing. Where is it? It's here? Yeah. You have two. So you can do it one more time. Okay. But you can't dim door if you do that.

[03:19:31] Because... It doesn't seem to spell the spell. Okay. These use the same pool of damage. So I can already teleport. It's a one-time teleport that I'm going to get screwed on no matter what. Yeah. Okay then. So I'm going to probably do something else with this. My character could die. However, this could be the only appearance of my said character. Currently not your turn. Yeah. It's also not my turn. So the dragon takes off the fear and some of that. And then looks down and is like... Fuck it! And starts going down. So he's still...

[03:19:58] Again, she's still not going to make it down to the park. But she's about 80 feet closer to the park. So she's now like basically 300 feet away from the park. And diving toward it to unleash icy hell. So... So... Top of the round. Sorin. You are now... About... So we have a dragon going down. You're now 280 feet away from the dragon. You're still within range.

[03:20:28] You're still within range for Dimdor. If you want to do your... I'm so much convinced or something. ...crazy ass... Like dragon... Like dragon sleigh. Or like maneuver. Or you can just shoot it. I'm just going to shoot it. Okay. Either that... No. You know what? I think I'm going to try and shoot it twice. Like my semi-automatic. Also remember Mark? All those spells on your spell slinger? Or your sharpshooter sheet? You have access to those as well. All the way up to fourth level spells.

[03:20:57] I completely forgot that he had those. I'm going to cast confusion. Okay. Let's find out... Aaron, what does confusion do you? I wish I had fifth. That would mean cold monster. I don't often use enchantment spells. Okay. I have confusion now. I have the sharpshooter sheet. Cool. Because I'm sharpshooter as well. Confusion. 90 foot range. Is he within 90 feet? No. No. No. You can't use it. Shit. You could do it if you Dimdored. No. No. You'd have to...

[03:21:27] That would be the end of your turn. Oh. I'm going to shoot it. Okay. I'll say this. Guiding Bolt hurts like a motherfucker. I was going to go Guiding Bolt. It does 120 feet. 4d6 radiant damage. Oh, okay. But you can spell sniper it. I can. Spell sniper? Yeah. I'm going to spell sniper Guiding Bolt. Okay. So do I have to roll the hit first for this? Yeah, roll the hit first. Yeah.

[03:21:58] It's that plus that. 17 plus 6. You hit. Okay. Didn't think that was 6 you hit. Yeah. 46. So 4 die 6. 4 die 6. 1, 2, 2, 1. Do you want the first dice that Dave gave me? No, give me those back though. 3 and then... You want to keep those. You can keep using those. 4 die 6, right? These are my 4 die 6, right? Yes.

[03:22:24] So I have 4, 2, 3, and 6. Does that 6 explode? Because it's snow? No. It's not a gun. Yeah, it's not a gun. So 6, 14, 16, 7. 6, 10. 6, 10. 10. 10. 12. 15. Yeah. Yeah. So 15 radiant damage, and the next person that attacks the dragon gets advantage on it. Okay. So... Fuck.

[03:22:52] I have so much advantage. Yeah. And, uh... So, yeah. I'm working off uses of your spells. Oh, also, because it's a radiant attack, does it have to roll a constitution? That's the second spell. Nope. Or the third spell. It doesn't necessarily have to roll a constitution check on your radiant spell. Okay. But it might be double damage. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm up. Yeah, you're up. Basically, each of these is a different pool of mana. As you look up and see, like, things going off in the sky, and this thing's now diving for you and me. And Sharon. Yeah. But mostly you.

[03:23:21] You know that it's going for you and John. Oh, because he saw me as a griffin. Well, that and you guys have something that it's being able to mark to target. Oh, right. I ate a thing. You ate its mate's heart. Yeah, sure did. How long has it been? It's been months. We've passed that by now. You gained... Okay, I'm sorry. Your actions have consequences. I gave you, as a result of eating a dragon's heart, I gave you an anima die. An extra anima die. Yeah. Did you think that was going to just go away?

[03:23:52] Yeah. A little bit. Okay. How far away is it? It's currently plummeting at you. I can't wait. It's about 300 feet above you. 300 feet. A bigger one shows up after this, man. Gotta check the range on. Grandpa. Dad. Yeah. You killed my daughter, you son of a bird. It's like a gargantuan. It's an elder dragon. We kill that, and then a bigger one shows up. Yeah.

[03:24:22] Thankfully we have a mech by then, so then it's just Pacific Rim. Yeah. Fucking kaiju fights. Um... I mean, I'm getting that book. I'm getting a book that lets me run kaiju fights. Sorry. Alright. I'm going to, uh... Oh, I can do a thing. Do a thing? Yes, he can.

[03:24:52] He can. Did it take additional damage from the radium? I asked if it doesn't. Okay. Like, I asked if it could be blinded by it, but no. Okay. I'm going to spend some ammo. Okay. And I'm going to cast a spell underneath the snow, so that it doesn't know what I've done. You tricky bitch. Okay. Uh, but that's not all.

[03:25:22] But wait. There are... There are... ...Maze here. The spirit of Billy Maze. The spirit of Billy Maze. It's 300 feet away. I can't hit it with that yet. I definitely can't shoot it from here. Simple weapons, martial weapons. Quick question while I was doing that. What is, um, the floor made of?

[03:25:52] Blah, blah. No. That's... I didn't... I was not aware. Uh, no. It's like snow and grass and dirt. I definitely have a face. And it makes some ice, like, if you're going over... I'm assuming the lake is probably frozen at this point. Oh, good. At least close to the shore, so yeah. You're looking at, like, basically it's winter terrain. Okay. I'm literally just looking through all my spells to see if there's anything that can save my ass. Unfortunately, that one does not help me. Okay. Is a military helicopter nose gun a martial weapon?

[03:26:21] We have the bombs still. It's a heavy weapon, I would count it, but... It's martial, though. It's military. I mean... It is a military... Hang on. Is there exotic weapons in this? No. Actually, I think... I'm pretty sure... Hold on. A rocket launcher or a grenade launcher counts as a martial weapon. So I'm correct. So what about a 500 pound bomb? What was the question? I don't know if you... Is the nose gun on the... Not yet. Is the nose gun on the hind a martial weapon? No. What is it? It would be an exotic weapon.

[03:26:52] Yeah. Because the nose gun on a hind... Think of it this way. Is a standard GI Canadian infantry trained to use it? No. Yeah. Fine. All right. However, anything that you were trained to use in the military, I would count as a martial weapon. I'd not get trained on that. Is it something simple enough that you could just pick up the stick?

[03:27:21] Like you sit down, oh, it's a joystick or whatever, and you just look at the screen and shoot. Is it simple enough in that aspect? But is anything actually that simple? Probably not. There's definitely some stuff. That's why you got Yuri. You're the pilot behind in the first place. Yeah. Yeah. Because I can pilot the hind, but not very well. Also, I can fly myself. Yeah. Okay. And then I'm going to spend a couple more anima and cast Major Image.

[03:27:51] Okay. And my Major Image... Sorry. I need to find the specifications of Major Image. Let's get my dice ready to try and incite this. This is bullshit. Oh, no. This isn't bullshit. Actually, this is honestly just flavor. Okay. Uh, mate. I don't have the spell card for it. Son of a bitch. Uh, where is the book?

[03:28:23] Uh, da-da-da-da-da. M-O-M-E-M-A-J-O-R-Image. You create an image of an object, a creature, or some other visible phenomenon that is no larger than a 20-foot cube. This image appears at a spot you can see for the range and last for the duration.

[03:28:48] And it seems completely real, including sounds, smells, and temperature appropriate to the thing depicted. You can't create sufficient heat or cold to cause damage, sound loud enough to deal thunder damage or deafen a creature, or a smell that might sicken a creature. As long as you are within range of the illusion, you can use your action to cause the image to move to any other spot within range. As the image changes location, you can alter its appearance. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[03:29:18] Blah, blah, blah, blah. Excellent. All right. 20-foot tall version of me. But looking way more badass. Okay. Okay. Decked out for war, version of me, 20 feet tall, standing directly over me. Yep. And I'm going to call out to the dragon, I ate your mate, you scaly bitch. Okay. Let's.

[03:29:49] Deception roll. Well, no, I did eat her mate. I guess. I'm literally just trying to get her attention. Yeah. Intimidation? So I guess, yeah, intimidation against her and see if she can. Um, I would, if you want, we can stick with deception and you can sense motive against me. That's what I'm thinking of. Yeah.

[03:30:14] Also, these dragons aren't exactly like D&D dragons where they're super intelligent. They are magical creatures, but they have like, sort of like Jurassic Park raptor level intelligence. They don't necessarily know English. Yeah. Yeah. I rolled a six. Oh no. Oh no. So it's only a 23.

[03:30:40] 4, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 6 is 17. It's a 17. Well? Uh, the dragon roars and begins going for your face. Whose face? The giant's face. Okay. Thank you. Wrong game. Um, so now it's swooping down and it's, it's, it's leveling up the target, like kind of changing its incline, but going for the face of your, of the 20 foot person that's in front of you. I'm going to urge Sharon to both side.

[03:31:11] Yeah. It's like, uh, she, she, as she like goes, she's like, kisses your cheek. It's like, good luck. Runs. Swords are no more use here. This foe is beyond all of you. Nerd! Honestly, that's fair. But like very affectionately. Also for, so I probably have an action before it gets here.

[03:31:39] Uh, yeah, it's got, it's, it's, dude, this thing, like you're, you're 20 feet now or your image is 20 feet now. It was 300 feet away from the ground. Yep. So it's still got like another round, I think, or two before it can even fire, uh, fire off its, its ice blast. Okay. So, yeah. So yeah, you're, you're good. Okay. Uh, and then next up is, uh, the hind. All right. What do you want me?

[03:32:09] Get us right over the target. I'm gonna drop the bomb. Uh, really? Yes. Is he dropping it? Very good, comrade. Are you dropping it? Das Radamia. I need to be here for this. Is he dropping it? Uh, oh, it's a, he, he has, uh, advantage on this. He's maneuvering the hind to be in position to drop it. I'm, I'm here for this. He, I'm so happy I'm bored with time. It's going, yeah.

[03:32:39] He's, he's getting it, like, in position. Yeah. Yeah, he's got it in position. He's got a plan. You've got a plan. You're dying. And you're just watching the show from the crew. My only plan is something so dumb. Putting the odd shot out and actually, like, trying to help out the other plan. Oh shit, oh shit. Hang on. Okay, yeah. Um, so Marcel, you're up. As, uh, as he, he, it's, it takes a few moments, but like, he manages to get it with

[03:33:09] there's some more wind, but he manages to keep it like, go through this as close as I can, I think, above it. I'm hoping. I'm waiting to see if he rolls and he misses it. It's date. So am I dropping the bomb? Yeah. I'm looking at the bomb site. Yeah. Well, that was a 16. Uh, plus my deck. Spoiler alert, I'm fucking careless. 17? 17? Yeah. That doesn't hit him. Maybe it doesn't hit him.

[03:33:37] It doesn't hit the dragon. Okay, what he's saying is, you're not headshotting the dragon with the bomb. The bomb is landing near him, probably. So now we need to figure out radius around where it's landing. Oh, right. Hang on, hang on. Let's see what it's done for a second here. He didn't miss so horribly that it landed like in the next district. Roll one more. Roll another die, 20. Worse.

[03:34:08] Worse? Okay. 12. Fuck it, you hit him. Really? Yeah. You were one off, honestly. And it's a big target. Yeah. Yeah. It's wings, it's soaring down toward a 20 foot tall, um, uh. You want to have it be a wing hit. Yeah. It probably is going to be a wing hit, honestly. What we're doing, we're using something that's not stat. We are. We're doing dumb stuff. We're rolling with it. Let's see.

[03:34:37] Yeah, and I'm using the. We're rolling with this as if he is shooting a rail gun out of this, and you have to hit the target to do any damage. Yeah, and I'm giving him, like, the armor class of the creature, which is a, like, does he have, like, its size plus its maneuverability, like, kind of thing. Yeah. Um, and I mean, technically it's not, it doesn't know you're there. It's technically flanked. It is technically flanked. So, fuck it, yeah, you were only off by one on its AC. So, yeah, I'll let it slide.

[03:35:05] Although it's, it probably goes off near the wing rather than, like, the body body. Yeah, I'm not taking his head out. No. It might blow a whole wing off. Roll 20 die six. Do you want some more? And I'm going to say this is volatile, so any sixes explode. We need more sixes. Give this man sixes. Here's four sixes. Here's four. Take my other cursed sixes. Twelve. I don't have any more d6es. There's some here. Sixteen. Aaron, do you want to contribute to the fire? They're about to drop the bomb. They're dropping the bomb on him.

[03:35:35] I'm almost worth it. Do you want to supply any? We need three more d6es. Do you want to contribute to the war effort? Contribute to the war effort. Oh my god, I just realized this is a fucking, um... It's a strategy. Yeah, it's a strategy. Yeah, it's a hell diver thing. God damn it. That's what this always was. I'm the astronaut looking at the Earth and it's like, wait, it's hell divers? And then one of you guys in the other astronauts... You did that! That's what it was.

[03:36:02] So fucking loud. Sorry. Well, I went and said, uh... It's a hell bomb. I did this. For democracy. That's what you meant. Okay. God damn it. Hang on, hang on. Before you do that, let's... All right. Let's put a bunch of... It's a bunch of... Civilized here. Yeah. I was civilized. He's a bunch of... You know what this is? This is Dave hugging the Camazos in the vampire dimension and setting off all his C4. There's one six.

[03:36:32] Here's two six. This is a moment. So there's... Yeah, so we gotta add all this up. Yeah, there's two sixes. I'll reroll those two. Here. That's two more sixes. Have you added everything up yet? No. I'm just rerolling what I need to reroll. Okay. So I'm currently at, uh... 24. From the sixes. 26es alone. Yep. Uh... So we have four. So that's... 28. Yep.

[03:37:03] 32. 36. 38. 42. 52. 61. Uh... 66. 72. 74.

[03:37:34] Uh... 78. 88. 82. 87. 87? Yeah. Okay, so you... So there is a... Suddenly it's daylight. Yeah. For the people outside. As, um... Uh... As... A bomb goes off, uh... And explodes, uh... Just this giant fiery explosion above... Um... About 300 feet above the, uh...

[03:38:03] Above the park of Kitty Vitty. And... Something begins just plummeting very fast into the lake of Kitty Vitty. And just crashes through the ice. Um... You need to roll any wisdom saves. How close was I to the explosion? 300 feet. 300 feet away. What was it?

[03:38:30] Why am I rolling a wisdom save when I'm on the helicopter when that happened? Because the creature is still alive. Oh, I failed. And setting off a psychic attack. Okay. So... What's a wisdom save for me? So... Wisdom... Just roll a d20 plus your wisdom modifier. Just... Just roll a... No one... I rolled a two! Okay. Two plus what? Zero. Um... You're just, uh... Curled up... You're holding on to one of the safety bars on the hind. Just crying.

[03:39:00] Fair. Five. Five? You're also just, like, starting to cry in tears. You shit their pants? Yeah. Who shit my pants? I need to ask a question first. Wizard. So... What's the radius on this bomb? How big is the radius on a 500-inch bomb? Like... Big. Not that big. Probably a couple of hundred feet. So, like, two, three hundred feet. Aaron was right beside it.

[03:39:29] No, Aaron was not. I was three hundred feet away from him. Yeah, he was... Oh, I thought you put the, uh... That... That image on yourself. I did put the image on myself. Oh, the dragon was three hundred feet away. Yeah. Then it came down in a tad... Oh, no. It was still three hundred feet. Like, it had gotten down to three hundred feet. Oh, sorry. I thought it went right over to his image. No, no, no. No, it wasn't there yet. It was in the process. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah. You're... Is it within a hundred feet of me? No, it's still within, like, three hundred feet of me. It's in the air. I will say, though...

[03:39:58] You hit it in the air with a bomb? I thought it landed on the ground. He sniped it in the air. Yeah. Yeah. They blew it up mid-air. So, uh... And I have a thing for this, like, for how this is gonna come out. I air-to-aired a dragon with a five hundred pound bomb from a Russian helicopter. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, and... Which is just the most marine shit you've ever heard of. So, uh... What would you get for your... We need to get you all the crayons. Yeah. That's why we were worried, like... Nat 20. Nat 20? Yeah. I'm gonna write one in my mouth right now.

[03:40:28] I'm gonna smack you. It's just, like... Like, yeah, you guys are, like... Um, like... You guys all get the psychic, um... Like, feedback. Um... As this thing is... Like, just letting out this horrible, like, pained roar. And it's just, uh... As, uh... Um... It's just, like... This guttural roar and, like, a pure, like, raw hatred and, uh... And, uh... And loss. Um... Aaron and Dave. Mm-hmm. You're on the ground.

[03:40:58] Yep. Roll me deck saves. Did you not really know what my wisdom save was? What? You said your... Okay, what was your wisdom save? I thought... I thought you just told me. Sorry. Yeah, but I did not. Okay, what was it? 22. Yeah, you're fine. Deck save, though. Please fail, Dave. I'd rather not. So funny if you do. 15? Okay, hang on. Is it... Is it a pass or a fail? 17, sir. 17? Dave.

[03:41:28] Is it a pass or a fail? Well, you're the one that, uh... Uh... So... 15 dice, sixes. So what I'm gonna do... I'm gonna use one of my anima moves here. Yeah. Which is, uh... All in the reflexes. Yeah. I add this roll to my saving throw. I can use it before or after... Okay. ...I roll. Go. Don't fuck me. Well, plus seven.

[03:41:56] So that's, uh... That's 14. It's just... Sorry, what was the dex? Uh, dex save, yeah. Total of 21. Okay. So... A large part of the dragon crashed into the lake. And it's still alive and, like, thrashing in the water and the ice. But then you're like... You're like, what the fuck? I can't hear you. And you hear... And you look up. Fuck! Roll! Pfft!

[03:42:25] Pieces of the wing and its limbs are falling from... That were... That were ripped off from the explosion. Yeah. Because you basically clipped it with extreme prejudice. Yeah. Um... So it's dying. Like, the creature's still alive but bleeding out effectively. Like, every round it's gonna be losing HP. As it's thrashing and just... Like... Just, like, flooding that lake with blood. With dragon blood. Hell yeah. Um... But yeah.

[03:42:54] It is still alive. But it is... You have grounded it permanently. It is still alive but it's very badly injured. It is still no less dangerous. I have a question. Yeah. There are two bad guys in front of me. One of them is in a tear gas cloud and the other one was attempting to hit me. That's true. The fucking lizard man demon. So, the Oni is like... Gets out of the cloud and is like... Oh! Oh! Huh! Did he just die?

[03:43:24] It's a gift. Fuck. It just splattered. But... The lizard demon is just like... Nope! We're, like, rolling in unison. We're rolling beside each other like we're friends. Yeah. Yeah, it just... And then you guys, like, finally, like... Get, like... As, like, the... The snow and guts settle. Or the snow and parts settle. Um... And just... The only thing that's really the sound of just, like, uh... Thrashing... Like, distant and, like, muted thrashing from the ice and water of the lake.

[03:43:53] And this creature. Um... Uh... You, uh... Mark, you actually get lifted up. As you're, like... You're, like, on the ground. Lifted up. And, like... It's the demon lizard. It's like... You know... This is fucked up. As we're both, like, bleeding to death. Basically. It's really fucked up. Yeah. I'm injured. You're injured. Let's call this a draw. I'm going home. And he just...

[03:44:23] You want... You get one more shot off? Yeah, try and get a shot on him. I want to get a shot off on this guy. I can, like, go to reach for his hand. See if it happens in the back of the hand is, though. I rolled a 15. That's a pretty good roll. So it would be 1d8 for damage. What's the... That's not the full damage, man. Plus 6. Plus 6. So you hit him, yeah. Okay. So it'd be... What's the damage, though? 2d6. It'd be 2d6. Roll 2d6.

[03:44:52] I need 2d6. You need... Yeah, you did. Grab from the giant... Yeah. I rolled 7. Exploded. Roll... Roll the 6. That exploded. 4. So 7 plus 4. 11. 11? 11. He's not dead. I was like... What about my second shot? You don't get a second shot. No, you don't get a second shot. Damn it! And he just... Cone of cold. Huh? Cone of cold. Are you really? Yeah, fuck him. Yeah.

[03:45:23] Go for it. They brought a dragon down on us. Fuck all these guys. All these guys! Yeah, it just hits. Con save for half damage. Okay. Oh my god. I just read your sniper shot out. You're just like, Cone of cold! And I mean... That is... A 13. He failed.

[03:45:54] Okay. So you did how much damage to him the first shot? That was like, what? 15? I think you did? I haven't rolled damage yet. No, no, no. Oh, yeah. I just calculated. He's not dead yet. He's gonna be. You're doing math. Yeah, really.

[03:46:21] That's 29 cold damage. Are they not vulnerable to cold too? No, they are. They have no vulnerable to it. Um, he's just like... He's just like... Are you still not dead? How are you still not dead? How is he still not dead? He didn't take damage. No, that's the guy I shot the fuck out of.

[03:46:51] And I just shot him, and then he hit again. Yeah, he had like three up left. Oh my god. And he just fucking... He's funnier this way. He just bamps away. But no, but... Can I chase him down? No, he's gone. Tell him to win. Damn it. Yeah, so... Unless, Dave, you can fight... Do you have anything in the way to like counter his... I can counterspell him. Do it. Do it. I use my reaction to counterspell him. Can you counterspell him and maybe I can hit him?

[03:47:21] Hit him again? Are we out of combat turns now? No, we're still in combat. Okay, whose turn is it? We're just gonna keep rolling with... Sorry, a fucking dragon just dropped him. Yeah, fair. Like after getting one of his wings clipped to like gregarious... I wanna kill this motherfucker. So you countered his spell? Yes. Yeah, so he's like... I was like... Can I roll to shoot him again? Yeah. He moves forward. I rolled a 19. So that's a crit. It's a crit. That's actually a crit.

[03:47:51] So first off, I'm gonna shrug and say, sorry, you were gonna kill girls. You tried killing me. I rolled 19. No offense. And it's 2d6 again. Yeah. So you... So to do a crit here, you can either roll double the amount of dice or you can do that roll and then just double the number. I'm gonna double the number. I'll just roll... Can I just roll the same... Just twice? I guess? Yeah. You can either roll that twice or you take the... Is that a six? No, it's a six and a three. So that's nine. Everybody slow the fuck down. You can either roll 4d6

[03:48:21] and that's your damage or you just double whatever your damage is. So this is nine. Okay, but one of them is a... So answer my question. Okay. Do you want to roll two additional dice? I'm gonna double the damage. he rolled a six. So it's a gun. I understand that. But... I need to roll my six again. Just go. I rolled a two. Okay, so nine plus two 11. Mm-hmm. So then do you want to roll your dice again? Or do you just want to do

[03:48:50] 22 damage? Times it by two. Times it by two. Times it by two. Times it by two? Yeah, he's dead. Okay. He's just like... And then you bring it back and then I just shoot him again. Yeah, and Dave, you're just like... John, you're just like... You're gonna eat some girls. It's like... Fair. Yeah. Yeah, he just dies. Yeah. And I'll give a hard thumbs up to the... And I'm like this. Aaron. Jacob. Jacob.

[03:49:20] So, your plan didn't work out exactly as you planned. Is your image still up or did it get dissolved from the bright, brilliant light of an explosion? Still up. Okay. There is still a dragon heavily injured but like, it is immobile for all to the first and dying in the lake. How far away? Like, a couple of feet. Like, probably about like 50 feet away at least. Like, from... Like, you're 50 feet from the shoreline and it's in the water just like thrashing

[03:49:50] in the ice and water. Probably about like another like 50 or 60 feet. So about like 100 feet away from you like right now. Man. It's gonna make this a kaiju fight. And then somebody set off a bomb. Major image. How far can I move it? It sounds like you guys just got that bomb too and it's like we did. A little trigger happy. See if you get that.

[03:50:20] Yep. 16 down is not a bomb. This thing better pay out. Killing a dragon. So yeah. Also like four Oni and four lizard people. A lot of lizard demons. So like four demons or eight demons and a dragon. Yeah. Okay. You said it's like 50 feet away? Yeah. Like once you get up to the shoreline it's about 50 feet away from the shore. We're not even in combat at this point. You're just kind of like

[03:50:49] you're just seeing this poor creature well this like poor angry creature like half its body ripped apart just like still struggling for life. Healing word. Mint. Yeah. Okay. I think I can do that. Kate.

[03:51:43] The major image runs over to it. Okay. 20 foot tall version of badass meat runs straight over to the dragon into the water. I'm going to continue modifying the major image as it goes so that it runs naturally and then as it runs through the water the water is actually like moving around it too. Reaches up and slams down on top of the dragon grabbing it by the head and pushing it under.

[03:52:13] only it's an illusion so it can't actually do that. So my arcane hand that's hiding under the snow is going to do it for it. Gotcha. I was going to ready an action to Hulk punch it out of the air as it came flying straight in. Nice. That was the idea. Now I'm just going to drown it. Now you're just going to put it out. We're just going to do that. That's fair. Just kaiju size.

[03:52:43] Otherwise my fifth level spell slot went to waste. Okay. So you can't really fight you. As it begins to stop struggling and some of that I do need all of you guys to roll me one last wisdom save. That's a 20 right? Yeah. 13. 13. 13 plus

[03:53:12] 13. 13? Okay. 18. 18? God. There's a second veil in a row over the way. That's why compounding. 13. What do you do? Sorry. Wisdom sorry? Yeah. 21. 21? Okay. So you and

[03:53:43] John and Jacob you guys managed to steal yourselves from the final vision you received from the dragon. And the other two you're you're frightened in status wise but it's not really going to matter. You're basically just like starting to bawl your eyes out. The vision that you guys all receive just as it dies like as it drowns in the water is probably it's one last good memory it had

[03:54:12] with it's mate like curled up in their icy glacial cavern 100 years ago. Can I roll to not care about this memory? You failed to care. That's what the previous roll was. Okay I failed not to care? You're crying. As you basically see this thing like the one happy memory this thing had. Can I roll to

[03:54:49] it dies. So the next morning Templar and Illuminati and the dragon are working together to keep this fucking part closed off because a freak snowstorm and a meteor came crashing through and exploded above kitty vitty. The meteor came down and hit a gas leak. I will get everybody's attention. Sorry all freak

[03:55:18] accidents. There was a gas leak during a blizzard and then a meteor came down and exploded the gas leak. It was just a freak accident but it's okay. Us here at the Ministry of Natural Resources are here to help with rebuilding and relief. Agents of the Templar of the I was hoping you would have used reflecting light for Venus. Illuminati Templar

[03:55:48] and Dragon members show up in outfits of the Ministry of and other security details basically hoarding off the neighborhoods around the lake while they clean up the mess from what happened and it's a whole thing it lasts about a week for you and you gaslight your ass

[03:56:18] off for all the reports and some of that and then we cut away a week later to the back at Belle Island with Sean Margaret Jack actually Richard Sonak is there as well as the Illuminati he's there's like and they're just

[03:56:48] basically congratulating you guys for dealing with this situation dealing with this infiltrating cult of demons that had taken over the Templar fortifications of Saint Pierre and stopping a dragon from possibly doing further damage than it could have done to the rest of the city and such and keeping it for the most part under wraps there's going to be

[03:57:18] conspiracy theories like oh it wasn't a gas leak but those guys are crazy they're also the ones who claimed there was a griffin there exactly the so yeah you guys managed to save the day again fighting monsters and cultists and demons oh my yeah and

[03:57:47] yeah we'll call this game to a lose and I'll give you guys what your money is we can do that now on a recording or off comments questions suggestions I did not expect I did not expect to have this much action after what was said to me earlier today well so when you when when when you I kind of like it's like all right we're gonna have to run this with marks here I need to run a kaiju like a combat kaiju what you said was

[03:58:17] going to be more investigative it was that was going to be happening but merit was able to come in come to the game and I wanted to run this I won't lie I am slightly disappointed that I didn't get to punch a dragon with my giant fake kaiju because I was really looking forward

[03:58:47] to a giant fake kaiju fight I'm so happy we dropped the died still alive but very badly injured I think that merit should have had to make what an eight dexterity checks in a row with a very low DC

[03:59:15] for what down down left right up down I honestly thought I was dead when you said this is a huge thing flying at you I'm like oh this sounds like a dragon and then you're like it's an ice dragon and the first thing that popped in my mind is oh it's going to freeze our helicopter and then we're going to fall out of the sky and to and I'm looking at it going can I teleport out of here and

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