(The Secret World): MSL-North: Tha Boyz - Episode 12: Moosquatch Season Part 1

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[00:00:09] Time to learn the truth, boys and girls. In the thirties, Prime Minister King kickstarted

[00:00:14] a hedge fund for investigating and hunting various paranormal phenomena. Now, fast forward

[00:00:20] along the line of mysteries, blood, and maple syrup money throughout the 20th century, and

[00:00:26] You find numerous groups across the country, unified under a loose collective,

[00:00:31] hunting strange creatures and tackling paranormal threats for profit.

[00:00:36] Don't believe the lies by the so-called news networks.

[00:00:40] The secret world is real.

[00:00:42] Here there be monsters.

[00:00:43] And the Monster Slayers League, north of the American border, is out there.

[00:00:49] Even out in Newfoundland, there's word of a new team known only as the Buys.

[00:00:54] And don't even get me started.

[00:00:57] Hi, welcome to One Less Die, a secret world actual play podcast.

[00:01:04] We are continuing our The Secret World 5th edition campaign, Monster Slayers League North,

[00:01:11] otherwise known as the Buys.

[00:01:15] So, yeah, last we left off, it was Halloween, October 31st,

[00:01:21] and you guys dealt with a cat god,

[00:01:26] and it's a revenge-seeking devotee.

[00:01:33] But a couple weeks later, it's going in November.

[00:01:39] Actually, this game will be taking place the weekend of November 18th.

[00:01:45] And actually, the week before, though,

[00:01:51] Jacob Blackstone, you're hanging out with Sharon Seda.

[00:01:56] You've been kind of helping her get acclimated to the secret world

[00:02:00] and her interest in it and such.

[00:02:32] Yep.

[00:02:34] All the supernatural shit.

[00:02:38] Do you guys like hunting things that aren't exactly monsters,

[00:02:43] but are a bigger game?

[00:02:46] Well, we've hunted the most dangerous game.

[00:02:50] I don't want to ask.

[00:02:51] I'm not going to continue asking that.

[00:02:53] Phoenicians.

[00:02:53] I don't know what she needs that.

[00:02:55] But, like, I have an uncle who has a hunting site out on the west side of the island,

[00:03:03] and he usually takes me out every couple of years to go,

[00:03:08] and this year he broke his leg, so he really can't do it this year.

[00:03:12] But he offered up the hunting site for me if I wanted to.

[00:03:17] And I want to know if you and the boys wanted to go moose hunting.

[00:03:23] Let's get into that time.

[00:03:24] We still got a couple more weeks before the end of the season.

[00:03:27] No, I'm good.

[00:03:28] You go without me.

[00:03:30] All right, next session.

[00:03:32] So you got the next one planned, right?

[00:03:34] Yep.

[00:03:36] Aaron dies horribly.

[00:03:39] Nope.

[00:03:40] A couple weeks later, Sharon's gone missing.

[00:03:42] What?

[00:03:44] Yeah.

[00:03:45] No, I can't say that I've been moose hunting

[00:03:48] since I was a wee lad.

[00:03:51] But, yeah.

[00:03:53] Yeah, it could be good.

[00:03:53] Something, like, normal?

[00:03:55] Like, I mean, as far as I know,

[00:03:56] there's nothing out there trying to kill anybody

[00:03:59] with, like, magic or curses or bullshit.

[00:04:02] Are we going for rifle season,

[00:04:06] shotgun season, muzzleloader season, bows only?

[00:04:09] Okay.

[00:04:10] Are we going Canadian accent season?

[00:04:12] Oh, fuck, fuck.

[00:04:14] Thanks.

[00:04:16] That is one thing I did not actually look into.

[00:04:20] But, because I did look into, like,

[00:04:22] where and when moose season was in Newfoundland.

[00:04:26] Okay.

[00:04:27] And I've picked a spot where Sharon's uncle's hunting site is.

[00:04:31] It's out in Trout Lake, or Trout River area of Newfoundland,

[00:04:36] out near Cornerbrook and Deer Lake.

[00:04:38] He's fine.

[00:04:39] And probably all, it's probably all rifle season, eh?

[00:04:43] Merit.

[00:04:43] Deer or Merit?

[00:04:44] Probably.

[00:04:46] All right.

[00:04:46] They have a lot of moose out there.

[00:04:48] Yeah, I mean, that's actually,

[00:04:49] one of the things for moose season is, like,

[00:04:51] basically keeping the populations down,

[00:04:52] because they breed like fucking rabbits in movement.

[00:04:55] They are an actual pest.

[00:04:57] Which is horrifying to see,

[00:04:59] because, like, rabbits are small,

[00:05:01] so that kind of really fast action,

[00:05:03] not that big a deal,

[00:05:04] but watching a moose go at it like that?

[00:05:06] Jesus Christ.

[00:05:08] Roll sand.

[00:05:12] All right.

[00:05:13] So you think the boys would also be interested?

[00:05:15] Like, I mean,

[00:05:15] they've got girlfriends around,

[00:05:16] they can bring them too, or whatnot, but...

[00:05:19] Or guy friends, I don't care.

[00:05:21] Well, uh...

[00:05:23] How does...

[00:05:24] How does...

[00:05:24] Well, yeah, you can bring the Bellagini as a camp wife.

[00:05:28] We've been talking about getting one of those.

[00:05:33] Okay, like Eastern European food.

[00:05:36] Um...

[00:05:36] I don't know how John feels about hunting.

[00:05:40] His, uh...

[00:05:40] His past is a mystery to me.

[00:05:42] Yeah, what...

[00:05:43] What do you...

[00:05:44] I've been like...

[00:05:44] We've chatted out for, like,

[00:05:45] the last couple weeks,

[00:05:46] and I've got a sense of your...

[00:05:48] Of you, but, like...

[00:05:49] I don't really...

[00:05:49] Like...

[00:05:50] I know the other guys, like,

[00:05:51] seemed nice when they rescued me

[00:05:53] from Pleasant Cove,

[00:05:54] but, like...

[00:05:56] I feel like this might be a good time

[00:05:57] to actually, like,

[00:05:58] get to know you guys a little bit more.

[00:05:59] Since we're...

[00:06:00] Since you guys have been helping me, like,

[00:06:01] act only to this and...

[00:06:02] Some say that John robbed the royal family,

[00:06:09] stole the crown prince's anal virginity.

[00:06:14] She...

[00:06:14] Like...

[00:06:15] She was like,

[00:06:15] I don't know...

[00:06:16] And then she said that,

[00:06:17] and I was like,

[00:06:17] oh,

[00:06:18] what was a horrifying look.

[00:06:20] She's gonna look at me sideways.

[00:06:22] Jacob,

[00:06:23] sometimes it's really hard to tell

[00:06:25] when you're not...

[00:06:26] When you're bullshitting me

[00:06:26] and when you're telling the truth.

[00:06:27] When you're using that gaslighting skill.

[00:06:29] It's almost like you're gaslighting me.

[00:06:34] Greatest feat ever.

[00:06:36] It's really good for, like,

[00:06:38] for a conspiratorial game.

[00:06:39] Yeah.

[00:06:40] Yeah, it really is.

[00:06:43] But, uh, yeah.

[00:06:45] Um, so...

[00:06:45] I guess we'll have to, like,

[00:06:47] see what the guy's thinking.

[00:06:48] So, cut two.

[00:06:50] Okay.

[00:06:51] Um...

[00:06:51] Fuck no!

[00:06:52] Fuck no!

[00:06:53] Fuck no!

[00:06:54] Fuck no!

[00:06:55] I'm not going out in the woods.

[00:06:57] Am I getting paid for that?

[00:06:58] I don't think so.

[00:07:00] No, you guys actually haven't had

[00:07:01] a whole lot of, like,

[00:07:02] business lately.

[00:07:03] Like, not since the cat gone.

[00:07:05] Yeah.

[00:07:07] By the way,

[00:07:08] uh, actually, um,

[00:07:09] John,

[00:07:10] uh, you,

[00:07:10] you woke up a couple of times

[00:07:12] in the night to meowing

[00:07:13] and, like, look at,

[00:07:14] outside your, uh,

[00:07:15] your apartment windowsill.

[00:07:16] And there's just a fucking cat

[00:07:17] out on the,

[00:07:18] on the windowsill.

[00:07:19] It's, your,

[00:07:20] your apartment's, like,

[00:07:21] three stories up.

[00:07:22] I'm sure that's fine.

[00:07:26] Gonna learn Faithful Hound

[00:07:27] just to protect me

[00:07:28] from the cats now.

[00:07:34] But it's fine.

[00:07:35] They're probably not hassling me

[00:07:36] nearly as much as Marcel.

[00:07:38] who grenaded a bunch of cats.

[00:07:41] Uh, actually,

[00:07:42] I will say,

[00:07:43] Marcel, um,

[00:07:44] you have, uh,

[00:07:46] you have been, um,

[00:07:47] treated to multiple, um,

[00:07:50] dead creatures,

[00:07:51] um,

[00:07:52] at your door.

[00:07:53] And, like,

[00:07:53] little,

[00:07:54] little, like,

[00:07:55] writings is like,

[00:07:55] we know what you did

[00:07:56] in blood,

[00:07:57] in their blood.

[00:08:00] Like,

[00:08:00] the, the, the,

[00:08:01] the, the animal bodies

[00:08:02] are fat, like,

[00:08:03] rats, birds,

[00:08:05] a chihuahua.

[00:08:06] Oh, really?

[00:08:07] Um,

[00:08:08] Oh, that's nice.

[00:08:08] They're bringing me presents.

[00:08:10] But, but,

[00:08:11] then they, you,

[00:08:11] apparently, like,

[00:08:12] like, and it's in the fashion

[00:08:13] of how a cat, like,

[00:08:14] brings, like,

[00:08:15] brings, like,

[00:08:16] food to the owners.

[00:08:17] But then,

[00:08:18] they're, like,

[00:08:19] also, like,

[00:08:20] sometimes maimed

[00:08:21] in, like,

[00:08:21] really, like,

[00:08:22] just torturous ways.

[00:08:24] And their blood is used

[00:08:25] to make it form

[00:08:25] little, like,

[00:08:27] That just seems like

[00:08:28] normal cat behavior

[00:08:29] to me.

[00:08:31] Spelling words in blood?

[00:08:32] Yeah.

[00:08:32] Yeah.

[00:08:33] My cat used to do that

[00:08:33] all the time.

[00:08:37] I mean,

[00:08:38] I do have Siamese.

[00:08:39] They're smarter

[00:08:39] than the average breed.

[00:08:43] But yeah,

[00:08:43] that's what you've, uh,

[00:08:44] you've kind of been

[00:08:45] dealing with

[00:08:45] the last couple weeks.

[00:08:47] Is it fair?

[00:08:47] Yeah.

[00:08:49] All right.

[00:08:53] So, yeah,

[00:08:54] uh, I guess,

[00:08:55] um, yeah,

[00:08:55] Sharon and,

[00:08:56] um,

[00:08:59] Jacob,

[00:08:59] I guess,

[00:09:00] address you guys

[00:09:01] about, um,

[00:09:02] like,

[00:09:02] going on a hunting trip,

[00:09:04] like, for hunting

[00:09:04] regular moose

[00:09:07] for a weekend.

[00:09:09] What would be a change

[00:09:10] from the norm

[00:09:12] of all weird shit

[00:09:14] that we've been

[00:09:14] getting ourselves

[00:09:16] into lately?

[00:09:17] Ah, for one,

[00:09:18] love the idea.

[00:09:19] I haven't been hunting

[00:09:20] since before I went

[00:09:21] to Lejeune.

[00:09:23] Who's Lejeune?

[00:09:26] Marine basic training.

[00:09:28] You're a marine?

[00:09:31] Yes.

[00:09:32] And I don't know

[00:09:33] if you know much

[00:09:34] about south,

[00:09:36] uh,

[00:09:37] southern U.S. deer,

[00:09:38] but down in Louisiana,

[00:09:40] they don't breed them

[00:09:41] much bigger than

[00:09:42] Labradors.

[00:09:44] So, um,

[00:09:45] you should hunt

[00:09:45] something the size

[00:09:46] of a moose.

[00:09:47] I'm just like,

[00:09:47] well, my friend,

[00:09:48] here in Newfoundland,

[00:09:50] we got dinosaurs.

[00:09:52] Oh, dear.

[00:09:53] Yeah.

[00:09:54] Deer dinos.

[00:09:55] We got,

[00:09:56] we got

[00:09:57] deer so large

[00:09:59] they can

[00:10:00] jump higher

[00:10:01] than a house.

[00:10:03] They can take out.

[00:10:04] Do they clear the house

[00:10:04] or do they just

[00:10:05] land on the roof

[00:10:06] and then run across

[00:10:07] the roof and jump?

[00:10:08] Maybe?

[00:10:09] Or maybe it's like

[00:10:10] a flat roof,

[00:10:11] like not the...

[00:10:12] Are you really going

[00:10:13] to make me look up

[00:10:13] YouTube videos?

[00:10:14] No, I'm not.

[00:10:15] I was just asking.

[00:10:17] We don't make you

[00:10:18] do anything.

[00:10:19] Yeah.

[00:10:19] It's all of your

[00:10:20] own accord.

[00:10:21] Yes.

[00:10:21] Clearly.

[00:10:23] Okay, so I guess

[00:10:24] we got to, uh,

[00:10:25] uh, get,

[00:10:26] get some supplies

[00:10:27] and stuff together

[00:10:28] for, uh,

[00:10:28] this hunting trip.

[00:10:29] Yep.

[00:10:30] Well, um,

[00:10:31] Sharon does say

[00:10:32] that, like,

[00:10:32] uh, you guys

[00:10:33] will want,

[00:10:33] are probably going

[00:10:34] to make a pit stop

[00:10:35] in, uh,

[00:10:36] Deer Lake,

[00:10:36] which is the nearest

[00:10:38] town to the, uh,

[00:10:39] to the region

[00:10:40] that you guys

[00:10:40] are hunting in.

[00:10:41] And the region

[00:10:42] you're hunting in

[00:10:43] is, as I printed

[00:10:45] out a map

[00:10:45] from, from the

[00:10:47] Newfoundland

[00:10:47] government, uh,

[00:10:48] wildlife thing,

[00:10:49] uh, for moose

[00:10:50] management,

[00:10:51] uh, we have the

[00:10:52] Trout River,

[00:10:53] Newfoundland,

[00:10:54] moose management

[00:10:54] area five

[00:10:56] as the,

[00:10:57] as the region.

[00:11:01] Five or, five to

[00:11:02] ten kilometers

[00:11:03] west of,

[00:11:04] of Deer Lake,

[00:11:06] um, into some

[00:11:07] pretty rough,

[00:11:08] well, not rough,

[00:11:09] but, like,

[00:11:09] yeah, pretty rough

[00:11:09] terrain, uh,

[00:11:11] heavily wooded

[00:11:11] mountainous.

[00:11:12] It's the long

[00:11:13] range, or it's

[00:11:13] literally called

[00:11:14] the long range

[00:11:15] mountain range,

[00:11:16] so, um,

[00:11:19] and, uh, yeah.

[00:11:20] And, uh, like,

[00:11:21] she, she knows

[00:11:22] something, she

[00:11:22] says she, uh,

[00:11:23] she, she grew

[00:11:23] up in Deer Lake

[00:11:24] and, uh,

[00:11:26] knows a, knows

[00:11:27] a spot that you

[00:11:27] guys can get,

[00:11:28] um, some, uh,

[00:11:30] last minute

[00:11:30] outfitted stuff

[00:11:31] if you need.

[00:11:34] Before you guys

[00:11:35] head out, trek

[00:11:35] out to the, uh,

[00:11:37] to the hunting

[00:11:37] site.

[00:11:38] Ah, yes.

[00:11:39] Uh, I need to

[00:11:40] pick up some

[00:11:41] very specific

[00:11:42] rations.

[00:11:43] Mm-hmm.

[00:11:44] Um, I'm just

[00:11:45] gonna send you a

[00:11:46] quick message.

[00:11:47] Okay.

[00:11:51] How many, uh,

[00:11:52] bold eggs and

[00:11:52] rifles do we have?

[00:11:53] Because I started

[00:11:53] with one.

[00:11:54] You found one,

[00:11:55] Aaron.

[00:11:57] What do you

[00:11:57] got, Aaron?

[00:11:58] I got my

[00:11:58] shotgun.

[00:11:59] Is it shotgun

[00:12:00] season?

[00:12:01] No, what's

[00:12:01] that?

[00:12:02] Or does it

[00:12:02] matter?

[00:12:03] If it's

[00:12:03] rifle season,

[00:12:04] you can always

[00:12:04] use a shotgun

[00:12:04] record.

[00:12:05] Oh, you can't?

[00:12:06] You can always

[00:12:06] go down the

[00:12:07] train, but not up.

[00:12:08] Oh, okay.

[00:12:09] So you're fine.

[00:12:15] And this

[00:12:16] thick brush, I

[00:12:17] don't think a

[00:12:17] bolt-action

[00:12:18] rifle's gonna be

[00:12:18] the ideal tool

[00:12:19] for job.

[00:12:22] Depends.

[00:12:23] Fireball.

[00:12:24] We can clear

[00:12:25] the brush.

[00:12:28] We can also

[00:12:29] clear the

[00:12:30] boost in there.

[00:12:31] It's Agent

[00:12:31] Orange Flame.

[00:12:33] God.

[00:12:35] Add Fortune

[00:12:40] Sun to

[00:12:41] playlist.

[00:12:44] Welcome to

[00:12:45] the jungle.

[00:12:46] That's not

[00:12:47] Fortune

[00:12:47] Sun.

[00:12:50] Not

[00:12:51] the right

[00:12:51] era.

[00:12:52] Not

[00:12:52] the right

[00:12:52] band.

[00:12:53] That's just

[00:12:54] not right.

[00:12:54] You tried.

[00:12:56] I tried so

[00:12:57] hard and

[00:12:58] got so far.

[00:13:00] 24

[00:13:00] mega

[00:13:01] crayons?

[00:13:02] Yeah.

[00:13:03] I'm getting

[00:13:03] him some

[00:13:04] getting him

[00:13:04] some

[00:13:06] he's a

[00:13:07] Marine.

[00:13:08] Oh,

[00:13:09] because

[00:13:09] Marines

[00:13:10] eat

[00:13:10] crayons.

[00:13:13] That's a

[00:13:14] hurtful

[00:13:14] stereotype.

[00:13:17] We only

[00:13:18] eat the

[00:13:18] red and

[00:13:19] the yellow.

[00:13:19] They're

[00:13:20] delicious.

[00:13:21] No,

[00:13:21] red,

[00:13:21] white,

[00:13:22] and blue.

[00:13:22] We only

[00:13:23] eat red,

[00:13:24] white,

[00:13:24] and blue.

[00:13:27] We

[00:13:27] shit

[00:13:28] patriotism

[00:13:29] as it

[00:13:29] tastes like

[00:13:30] freedom.

[00:13:32] I am

[00:13:33] not going to

[00:13:33] apologize to

[00:13:34] any of my

[00:13:34] American

[00:13:34] listeners.

[00:13:35] Fair.

[00:13:38] But,

[00:13:39] yeah.

[00:13:39] Okay.

[00:13:40] So,

[00:13:40] you guys will

[00:13:41] be heading out

[00:13:42] on the

[00:13:42] Friday.

[00:13:43] I believe

[00:13:43] it's the

[00:13:43] 17th for

[00:13:45] the weekend,

[00:13:46] basically.

[00:13:48] I bet

[00:13:49] I best

[00:13:49] to ask

[00:13:50] this now.

[00:13:50] Are you

[00:13:51] taking the

[00:13:51] hind?

[00:13:52] There is

[00:13:53] an airport

[00:13:53] in Deer

[00:13:54] Lake that

[00:13:54] you can

[00:13:54] park it.

[00:13:55] And then

[00:13:59] there's

[00:13:59] not going

[00:14:00] to be

[00:14:02] much spots

[00:14:03] in terms

[00:14:03] of clearings

[00:14:04] for the

[00:14:05] hind

[00:14:05] in the

[00:14:06] woods.

[00:14:08] Put

[00:14:09] pontoons

[00:14:10] on it

[00:14:10] that

[00:14:11] landed in

[00:14:11] the

[00:14:11] lake.

[00:14:12] There

[00:14:12] are

[00:14:12] ponds.

[00:14:13] There

[00:14:13] are

[00:14:14] lots

[00:14:14] and

[00:14:14] lots

[00:14:14] of

[00:14:15] pots.

[00:14:15] I feel

[00:14:15] like that's

[00:14:15] not a

[00:14:16] bad plan,

[00:14:16] honestly.

[00:14:18] How much

[00:14:18] notice do we

[00:14:19] get for

[00:14:19] this?

[00:14:19] Two weeks?

[00:14:20] You guys

[00:14:20] got a

[00:14:20] week.

[00:14:21] Basically the

[00:14:21] beginning of

[00:14:22] the week before

[00:14:22] the 18th.

[00:14:23] We can definitely

[00:14:24] put pontoons on

[00:14:25] that fucker in a

[00:14:26] week.

[00:14:27] You're like a

[00:14:27] cloaking device.

[00:14:28] So Virginia

[00:14:29] Yuri is just

[00:14:29] like,

[00:14:30] really?

[00:14:30] You want me to

[00:14:31] do...

[00:14:31] Fine.

[00:14:32] Fuck this.

[00:14:33] He's just

[00:14:34] speaking Slavic.

[00:14:36] Just like,

[00:14:36] are you

[00:14:37] complaining?

[00:14:37] We'll cut you

[00:14:38] in for a share

[00:14:38] on the moose.

[00:14:42] Moose?

[00:14:43] Where are you

[00:14:44] guys going?

[00:14:46] Hunting.

[00:14:47] You're hunting

[00:14:48] mousse?

[00:14:49] Yes.

[00:14:50] I've never

[00:14:51] had mousse.

[00:14:53] I want some

[00:14:54] more smith.

[00:14:56] He's late

[00:14:57] to work.

[00:14:58] He gets like a

[00:14:59] rabid in his

[00:15:00] face.

[00:15:01] Put the

[00:15:02] pontoons on

[00:15:03] the hide.

[00:15:03] Yuri, let's

[00:15:04] go!

[00:15:05] He's like,

[00:15:05] oh, right.

[00:15:07] He like,

[00:15:08] falls out of

[00:15:09] his bucket

[00:15:09] little hanger

[00:15:10] you guys have

[00:15:10] for the hide.

[00:15:11] And he's like,

[00:15:12] what?

[00:15:13] Sifts through

[00:15:14] some bottles

[00:15:15] of vodka.

[00:15:17] He's making

[00:15:17] this really

[00:15:18] stereotypically

[00:15:19] Russian.

[00:15:20] It's like,

[00:15:21] there's a whole

[00:15:21] bandolier of

[00:15:23] vodka bottles.

[00:15:24] Just out of

[00:15:24] absolutes.

[00:15:26] An absolute

[00:15:26] belt.

[00:15:27] Clearly,

[00:15:28] we're not going

[00:15:29] to be stopping

[00:15:29] in Deer Lake

[00:15:30] if we're taking

[00:15:31] the chopper.

[00:15:32] We'll have to

[00:15:33] get our supplies

[00:15:34] beforehand.

[00:15:36] All right.

[00:15:37] Let's order

[00:15:37] them on Amazon.

[00:15:41] I mean,

[00:15:41] there is an

[00:15:42] airport in

[00:15:42] Deer Lake.

[00:15:45] We're going

[00:15:46] to stop

[00:15:46] in the

[00:15:47] hind.

[00:15:49] On a

[00:15:49] hunting trip?

[00:15:52] What's

[00:15:52] on cover?

[00:15:55] Is there a

[00:15:56] Garthaportal

[00:15:57] anywhere near

[00:15:57] there?

[00:15:58] No.

[00:15:58] How far

[00:15:59] away is it

[00:15:59] from the

[00:15:59] nearest

[00:16:00] Garthaportal?

[00:16:01] Where's

[00:16:02] Deer Lake?

[00:16:03] All I'm

[00:16:03] asking is,

[00:16:04] is it within

[00:16:04] motorcycle range?

[00:16:06] It would

[00:16:07] definitely be

[00:16:08] within the

[00:16:08] motorcycle range

[00:16:09] of the

[00:16:09] nearest

[00:16:09] Garthaportal.

[00:16:10] Okay,

[00:16:11] then we just

[00:16:11] take our

[00:16:12] motorcycles to

[00:16:13] the nearest

[00:16:13] Garthaportal

[00:16:14] and just ride

[00:16:14] out there.

[00:16:16] Alternatively,

[00:16:17] we just get

[00:16:17] on a normal

[00:16:18] plane and just

[00:16:19] go over

[00:16:20] there.

[00:16:20] You can

[00:16:21] also just

[00:16:21] take a

[00:16:22] road trip

[00:16:24] west.

[00:16:25] Yeah.

[00:16:26] I don't

[00:16:26] want to

[00:16:26] drive that

[00:16:27] far.

[00:16:29] Sharon's

[00:16:29] driving.

[00:16:30] We'll

[00:16:30] take the

[00:16:31] hind.

[00:16:31] Does she

[00:16:32] have a

[00:16:32] minivan?

[00:16:33] She does.

[00:16:34] She has

[00:16:34] like a

[00:16:36] No,

[00:16:37] she's

[00:16:37] bought a

[00:16:39] Humvee

[00:16:41] in the

[00:16:42] time that

[00:16:42] she's

[00:16:43] Now,

[00:16:43] you don't

[00:16:43] want to

[00:16:43] take a

[00:16:44] road trip

[00:16:44] and a

[00:16:44] Hummer?

[00:16:45] Okay,

[00:16:46] H1,

[00:16:46] 2,

[00:16:46] or 3.

[00:16:47] Which

[00:16:47] one's the

[00:16:48] badass one?

[00:16:48] I want

[00:16:48] you to

[00:16:49] tell me

[00:16:49] a number,

[00:16:49] sir.

[00:16:52] Remember,

[00:16:53] the numbers

[00:16:54] are in

[00:16:54] order of

[00:16:55] when they

[00:16:55] were

[00:16:55] released.

[00:16:57] H

[00:16:58] 2?

[00:17:02] H

[00:17:03] 3?

[00:17:03] No,

[00:17:04] no.

[00:17:04] H1 is

[00:17:05] what I'm

[00:17:05] saying.

[00:17:08] Now,

[00:17:08] if it's

[00:17:09] an H1,

[00:17:09] it's not

[00:17:10] going to

[00:17:10] make it.

[00:17:11] No.

[00:17:12] I'm telling

[00:17:12] you right now.

[00:17:14] I mean,

[00:17:15] we have a

[00:17:15] little genie

[00:17:16] for a

[00:17:16] mechanic.

[00:17:19] Mend.

[00:17:19] Why

[00:17:19] we're

[00:17:20] taking

[00:17:20] the

[00:17:20] helicopter.

[00:17:21] We'll

[00:17:22] take

[00:17:22] the

[00:17:22] helicopter.

[00:17:23] So,

[00:17:23] we'll

[00:17:23] need

[00:17:24] moose

[00:17:24] calls.

[00:17:29] Sharon is

[00:17:30] insisting on

[00:17:31] going into

[00:17:32] Deer Lake.

[00:17:33] She used

[00:17:35] to live

[00:17:35] there.

[00:17:35] We'll

[00:17:36] stop

[00:17:36] outside

[00:17:36] of

[00:17:37] town

[00:17:37] and

[00:17:37] take

[00:17:37] the

[00:17:37] bikes.

[00:17:37] There's

[00:17:38] rivers

[00:17:38] and

[00:17:38] ponds

[00:17:39] around.

[00:17:42] There's

[00:17:42] the

[00:17:42] lake.

[00:17:43] There's

[00:17:43] Deer Lake.

[00:17:46] You should

[00:17:47] be going

[00:17:47] to

[00:17:47] Moose

[00:17:47] Lake,

[00:17:47] honestly.

[00:17:48] There

[00:17:48] is no

[00:17:49] Moose Lake.

[00:17:49] No.

[00:17:51] Actually,

[00:17:51] you guys

[00:17:51] looked at

[00:17:52] the map

[00:17:52] and were

[00:17:52] like,

[00:17:52] wait,

[00:17:53] weren't we

[00:17:54] just out

[00:17:54] there a

[00:17:55] couple of

[00:17:55] months ago

[00:17:56] in September

[00:17:57] fighting a

[00:17:58] dragon?

[00:17:59] And then

[00:17:59] you're like,

[00:18:00] oh yeah,

[00:18:01] the Grand

[00:18:01] Lake is

[00:18:02] the lake

[00:18:02] next to

[00:18:03] Deer Lake

[00:18:04] where on

[00:18:05] its eastern

[00:18:06] shore you

[00:18:06] guys fought

[00:18:07] and took

[00:18:07] out a

[00:18:07] dragon.

[00:18:08] Where did

[00:18:08] the dragon

[00:18:09] land?

[00:18:09] Somewhere

[00:18:10] out in

[00:18:11] the eastern

[00:18:12] provincial

[00:18:13] part.

[00:18:13] It was

[00:18:13] removed,

[00:18:14] right?

[00:18:15] Yeah.

[00:18:17] I think

[00:18:17] as

[00:18:17] I don't

[00:18:18] know

[00:18:18] who

[00:18:20] I

[00:18:21] know

[00:18:21] you guys

[00:18:21] ate

[00:18:21] its

[00:18:21] heart

[00:18:22] and I

[00:18:22] think

[00:18:22] you

[00:18:22] gave

[00:18:22] the

[00:18:23] rest

[00:18:23] of

[00:18:23] it

[00:18:23] to

[00:18:24] the

[00:18:24] Innsmouth

[00:18:25] Academy?

[00:18:26] I think so.

[00:18:28] We

[00:18:29] chided

[00:18:29] the

[00:18:29] Academy

[00:18:30] or the

[00:18:30] Templars.

[00:18:31] No,

[00:18:32] it was

[00:18:32] to the

[00:18:32] Templars.

[00:18:33] We

[00:18:33] chopped

[00:18:33] it

[00:18:33] back

[00:18:34] to

[00:18:34] base.

[00:18:34] Yeah.

[00:18:37] Yeah,

[00:18:37] so the

[00:18:38] Templars

[00:18:38] got it.

[00:18:39] Gotcha.

[00:18:40] And they

[00:18:40] paid us

[00:18:40] for it.

[00:18:41] Handsomely.

[00:18:42] Yep.

[00:18:44] Oh my

[00:18:44] God.

[00:18:44] Benjamins.

[00:18:45] Right next

[00:18:46] to Grand

[00:18:46] Lake where

[00:18:47] you guys

[00:18:47] were

[00:18:47] fighting

[00:18:47] the dragon

[00:18:48] in the

[00:18:48] hind.

[00:18:49] There's

[00:18:49] literally

[00:18:49] a lake

[00:18:50] called

[00:18:50] Hind's

[00:18:50] Lake.

[00:18:51] Of course.

[00:18:52] And it

[00:18:53] kind of

[00:18:53] looks like

[00:18:53] a helicopter

[00:18:54] now looking

[00:18:54] at it

[00:18:54] in a

[00:18:55] certain way.

[00:18:56] It was

[00:18:57] named

[00:18:57] after

[00:18:58] the

[00:18:59] battle.

[00:19:00] like Crowley,

[00:19:01] the town

[00:19:02] that was

[00:19:03] being besieged

[00:19:04] by the

[00:19:04] fire

[00:19:04] and some

[00:19:05] of that

[00:19:05] by the

[00:19:05] dragon

[00:19:06] is

[00:19:06] literally

[00:19:08] a hop

[00:19:08] jump

[00:19:08] of the

[00:19:09] way

[00:19:09] to

[00:19:09] Deer Lake.

[00:19:10] So this

[00:19:12] is relatively

[00:19:13] familiar territory.

[00:19:14] Now you guys

[00:19:14] are going

[00:19:15] into the

[00:19:15] more

[00:19:15] mountainous

[00:19:16] area.

[00:19:16] The area

[00:19:17] you guys

[00:19:18] were in

[00:19:18] previous

[00:19:18] was more

[00:19:19] hilly

[00:19:20] and lots

[00:19:20] of

[00:19:20] coniferous

[00:19:22] forests

[00:19:22] and some

[00:19:22] of them

[00:19:22] pines.

[00:19:23] The area

[00:19:24] you're going

[00:19:24] into is

[00:19:25] very hilly

[00:19:26] riddled

[00:19:27] with ponds

[00:19:28] and little

[00:19:29] streams

[00:19:29] and pine

[00:19:31] forest.

[00:19:35] So you

[00:19:36] guys get

[00:19:38] your

[00:19:38] provisions

[00:19:39] and on

[00:19:40] Friday

[00:19:41] morning

[00:19:41] you guys

[00:19:42] take the

[00:19:43] hind

[00:19:43] across

[00:19:44] the

[00:19:45] province

[00:19:46] to

[00:19:47] Deer Lake.

[00:19:48] Do you

[00:19:49] initiate

[00:19:50] the

[00:19:50] stealth

[00:19:51] option?

[00:19:51] Yeah,

[00:19:51] we're using

[00:19:52] the closing

[00:19:52] device.

[00:19:53] Yeah.

[00:19:56] That'll

[00:19:56] last for

[00:19:57] like...

[00:19:57] We have

[00:19:57] that.

[00:19:58] Yeah.

[00:19:58] I feel

[00:19:59] like

[00:19:59] that

[00:19:59] thing

[00:20:00] should

[00:20:00] have

[00:20:00] a

[00:20:00] limit

[00:20:01] on it

[00:20:01] or

[00:20:01] something.

[00:20:01] 24

[00:20:02] hours

[00:20:02] and then

[00:20:03] you

[00:20:03] have

[00:20:03] to

[00:20:03] recharge

[00:20:03] for

[00:20:04] 24

[00:20:04] hours.

[00:20:05] Is it

[00:20:06] magical for

[00:20:06] four?

[00:20:07] Really flying

[00:20:08] for four?

[00:20:09] Sure.

[00:20:09] Yeah,

[00:20:10] I'll figure

[00:20:11] out what

[00:20:11] exactly that

[00:20:12] thing does.

[00:20:13] Oh.

[00:20:14] For simplicity

[00:20:15] sake,

[00:20:15] yeah,

[00:20:15] you guys

[00:20:15] are indivisible.

[00:20:18] One nation

[00:20:19] under God,

[00:20:20] indivisible.

[00:20:21] Yeah.

[00:20:22] And yeah,

[00:20:23] you land

[00:20:24] somewhere

[00:20:24] outside of

[00:20:25] town on

[00:20:26] either

[00:20:27] Deer Lake

[00:20:28] itself or

[00:20:29] in the river

[00:20:31] nearby.

[00:20:35] It'd be really

[00:20:36] funny if you

[00:20:36] guys just

[00:20:37] like...

[00:20:37] You land

[00:20:38] near the

[00:20:39] river

[00:20:39] on a

[00:20:40] pond

[00:20:40] right next

[00:20:40] to Deer Lake

[00:20:41] Regional

[00:20:41] Airport.

[00:20:43] Of course.

[00:20:45] Well,

[00:20:45] we need

[00:20:45] permission to

[00:20:46] land at

[00:20:46] the airport.

[00:20:47] That's true.

[00:20:47] Yeah.

[00:20:48] We are here

[00:20:48] officially,

[00:20:49] though.

[00:20:50] Yeah,

[00:20:50] you guys

[00:20:50] are actually...

[00:20:51] We are.

[00:20:52] This is not...

[00:20:53] Like,

[00:20:54] non-emergency

[00:20:55] thing.

[00:20:55] We're literally

[00:20:56] just going hunting.

[00:20:57] Yeah.

[00:20:57] We don't need

[00:20:58] the secrecy

[00:20:58] right now.

[00:20:59] It's true.

[00:21:00] We're even

[00:21:00] going during

[00:21:01] moose season.

[00:21:02] Yeah.

[00:21:02] We probably

[00:21:02] have tags

[00:21:03] for this.

[00:21:04] Yeah,

[00:21:04] no,

[00:21:04] Sharon has

[00:21:05] the tags

[00:21:05] and stuff like that.

[00:21:06] Okay.

[00:21:08] Yeah,

[00:21:09] because it's like,

[00:21:09] again,

[00:21:10] moose season in

[00:21:10] Newfoundland,

[00:21:11] they do it for

[00:21:12] population control

[00:21:13] because moose breed

[00:21:15] like super fast

[00:21:17] and are a pest.

[00:21:20] A delicious,

[00:21:21] delicious pest.

[00:21:22] Yep.

[00:21:24] A delicious,

[00:21:24] delicious,

[00:21:25] terrifying truck

[00:21:26] crashing pest.

[00:21:28] There's a reason

[00:21:29] people,

[00:21:30] the truckers

[00:21:30] don't drive at night

[00:21:31] on the Trans-Canada

[00:21:32] Highway through Newfoundland.

[00:21:34] because they're

[00:21:34] pussies.

[00:21:36] Sure.

[00:21:40] But yeah,

[00:21:41] so you guys

[00:21:41] are in

[00:21:44] Deer,

[00:21:44] yeah,

[00:21:45] you guys land

[00:21:45] in Deer Lake

[00:21:48] and she rents

[00:21:49] a car from the,

[00:21:50] like a truck

[00:21:51] or something

[00:21:51] like that

[00:21:51] from the airport

[00:21:53] and just like

[00:21:53] walks over

[00:21:54] and rents

[00:21:55] something there

[00:21:56] for you guys

[00:21:57] to use.

[00:21:59] Okay.

[00:22:00] Is the camp

[00:22:01] not on a lake

[00:22:02] or a pond

[00:22:03] or something like that?

[00:22:03] It's not a pond

[00:22:04] but it's like

[00:22:04] deeper into the woods,

[00:22:06] like into the mountains.

[00:22:07] Is it big enough

[00:22:07] to land the hind on?

[00:22:09] You could

[00:22:10] but she wants to,

[00:22:11] like she wanted

[00:22:12] to go into Deer Lake

[00:22:12] first to like

[00:22:13] to do some stuff.

[00:22:16] She had her own

[00:22:17] thing she was outfitting

[00:22:18] but she was planning

[00:22:18] on outfitting

[00:22:19] when you guys

[00:22:19] got to Deer Lake.

[00:22:22] So,

[00:22:22] yeah,

[00:22:23] she takes,

[00:22:25] are you guys,

[00:22:26] some of you guys

[00:22:26] staying in the helicopter

[00:22:27] or are all you guys

[00:22:28] going?

[00:22:28] Are you going to town?

[00:22:29] Yeah,

[00:22:30] we go.

[00:22:30] Kick the bike

[00:22:31] into town.

[00:22:32] Yep.

[00:22:32] Yeah,

[00:22:33] you follow,

[00:22:33] um,

[00:22:34] I asked the Blue Genie

[00:22:35] to come with me.

[00:22:36] She told me

[00:22:37] to fuck off.

[00:22:38] No,

[00:22:38] she,

[00:22:39] she'd go.

[00:22:41] Really?

[00:22:42] Yeah.

[00:22:42] Alright,

[00:22:43] so we got the Blue Genie

[00:22:43] to do this.

[00:22:44] Okay.

[00:22:44] I guess the Blue Genie

[00:22:45] stayed in the car.

[00:22:46] Probably gonna have to,

[00:22:47] yeah.

[00:22:48] Yeah.

[00:22:49] She's like,

[00:22:50] don't worry,

[00:22:50] I have,

[00:22:51] it's like,

[00:22:51] I have the,

[00:22:52] I have new

[00:22:52] scarecrows

[00:22:53] at home

[00:22:54] to watch the farm.

[00:22:58] That'll be our next mission.

[00:23:00] Leaning up the

[00:23:01] scarecrows she bought.

[00:23:02] It's like,

[00:23:03] what did you do?

[00:23:03] I said,

[00:23:04] I said,

[00:23:04] reap the crops,

[00:23:05] not reap the children

[00:23:07] of the townsfolk.

[00:23:10] Uh-huh.

[00:23:11] Uh-huh.

[00:23:12] Yeah,

[00:23:12] okay.

[00:23:13] Alright.

[00:23:14] So she,

[00:23:14] yeah,

[00:23:15] so she,

[00:23:15] she came along.

[00:23:16] Um,

[00:23:17] I think her name was

[00:23:18] Elena?

[00:23:19] Sounds right.

[00:23:20] Yeah.

[00:23:23] If only I had a list of NPCs.

[00:23:24] Ah,

[00:23:25] Elena.

[00:23:25] Yeah.

[00:23:26] Yeah,

[00:23:27] Elena,

[00:23:27] Elena came

[00:23:27] because she was like,

[00:23:28] oh,

[00:23:28] I don't get,

[00:23:30] I don't leave the valleys off.

[00:23:31] And then she,

[00:23:32] she,

[00:23:33] she came across overseas

[00:23:35] and she's in the mountain valleys.

[00:23:38] It looks exactly the same.

[00:23:39] It looks very,

[00:23:40] it's like,

[00:23:41] this looks an awful lot

[00:23:42] like home.

[00:23:45] Only here.

[00:23:46] The deer are much bigger.

[00:23:49] Yes.

[00:23:52] Um,

[00:23:54] do you have

[00:23:54] vegetables in here too?

[00:23:57] Not that we know of,

[00:23:59] but

[00:23:59] people I have.

[00:24:01] The night is,

[00:24:02] the weekend's still young.

[00:24:04] Uh,

[00:24:04] but yeah,

[00:24:05] Sharon,

[00:24:05] Sharon,

[00:24:05] you guys,

[00:24:06] uh,

[00:24:06] follow her

[00:24:07] in her truck

[00:24:09] into town

[00:24:14] to a hunting outfitter's

[00:24:16] sort of place

[00:24:16] called,

[00:24:17] the Green Man's

[00:24:18] Gas and Outfitters.

[00:24:21] These are very common

[00:24:22] in these parts.

[00:24:23] This is not a stretch.

[00:24:25] And, uh,

[00:24:25] you,

[00:24:26] you look at it

[00:24:26] and has like the,

[00:24:27] it has actually like

[00:24:28] a very leafy looking like,

[00:24:29] uh,

[00:24:30] person's like,

[00:24:31] uh,

[00:24:31] kind of visage

[00:24:32] on the sign,

[00:24:34] uh,

[00:24:34] along with like,

[00:24:35] some,

[00:24:36] some shotguns behind it

[00:24:37] like a crest.

[00:24:39] Um,

[00:24:41] and, uh,

[00:24:41] yeah,

[00:24:41] you guys,

[00:24:42] you hop inside,

[00:24:43] it's very rustic,

[00:24:45] uh,

[00:24:45] almost like a,

[00:24:45] like a,

[00:24:46] like a cross between

[00:24:47] like a really,

[00:24:48] like a large gas station,

[00:24:49] like truck gas station,

[00:24:51] and a rustic themed,

[00:24:54] like hunting store,

[00:24:56] kind of like a Bass Pro,

[00:24:57] but it's a little bit

[00:24:58] smaller scale.

[00:25:00] Um,

[00:25:01] and, uh,

[00:25:02] you,

[00:25:02] you walk in and like,

[00:25:03] uh,

[00:25:03] it's like,

[00:25:03] ah.

[00:25:04] If you're really

[00:25:04] going to be authentic,

[00:25:05] it should also be

[00:25:05] the LCBO.

[00:25:07] Oh yeah.

[00:25:08] And the general store.

[00:25:09] Yeah.

[00:25:10] Yeah.

[00:25:10] Well,

[00:25:10] I said gas station.

[00:25:13] Most of these places

[00:25:14] you can walk up

[00:25:14] to the cash register

[00:25:15] with a fifth of jack,

[00:25:17] a box of shells,

[00:25:18] and a box of,

[00:25:18] uh,

[00:25:19] diapers.

[00:25:20] And also buy some smokes

[00:25:22] and some beef jerky.

[00:25:23] Of course,

[00:25:23] yes.

[00:25:24] Yeah,

[00:25:25] it's very much like,

[00:25:25] it's like,

[00:25:26] it's a,

[00:25:27] like everything

[00:25:27] kind of place.

[00:25:28] Yeah.

[00:25:29] Um,

[00:25:30] and,

[00:25:30] uh,

[00:25:31] as,

[00:25:31] as,

[00:25:31] uh,

[00:25:31] you guys walk in,

[00:25:32] Sharon actually like,

[00:25:34] uh,

[00:25:34] gets really excited

[00:25:35] and shouts out,

[00:25:37] it's like,

[00:25:37] Trent!

[00:25:38] And,

[00:25:38] uh,

[00:25:39] you see she runs over

[00:25:40] to like hug this,

[00:25:41] uh,

[00:25:42] this very old,

[00:25:42] I thought she was going

[00:25:43] to yell,

[00:25:44] tramp.

[00:25:46] Tramp!

[00:25:47] To a fight!

[00:25:49] You bitch!

[00:25:51] That would also be

[00:25:52] you.

[00:25:54] no,

[00:25:54] she,

[00:25:54] she gets in

[00:25:55] and she sees somebody,

[00:25:56] like an old man,

[00:25:57] like,

[00:25:57] probably in his,

[00:25:58] like 70s,

[00:25:59] uh,

[00:25:59] around the,

[00:26:00] uh,

[00:26:00] at one of the counters

[00:26:00] and like she runs over

[00:26:02] and like gives him a big hug

[00:26:03] and such.

[00:26:04] Oh God,

[00:26:04] she did it with a sledgehammer.

[00:26:06] Huh?

[00:26:08] That's who you whispered

[00:26:09] like,

[00:26:09] oh God,

[00:26:09] he's like,

[00:26:11] Jesus.

[00:26:12] Uh,

[00:26:13] and yeah,

[00:26:13] they start basically

[00:26:14] hanging out and talking

[00:26:15] and,

[00:26:15] um,

[00:26:16] as it seems,

[00:26:17] Sharon knows this guy

[00:26:18] and,

[00:26:18] and,

[00:26:19] uh,

[00:26:19] in fact,

[00:26:19] Trent is saying,

[00:26:20] he's like,

[00:26:21] oh,

[00:26:21] how's your uncle,

[00:26:22] uh,

[00:26:22] how's your uncle,

[00:26:23] uh,

[00:26:25] Devin,

[00:26:25] is he,

[00:26:26] uh,

[00:26:26] is he,

[00:26:27] uh,

[00:26:27] coming out this year?

[00:26:28] He's like,

[00:26:28] no,

[00:26:28] he's,

[00:26:29] he got a,

[00:26:30] got into an accident.

[00:26:31] He died.

[00:26:32] Tragically died.

[00:26:33] I thought you were going to say

[00:26:33] you got a boo-boo.

[00:26:34] Nah,

[00:26:34] he can't.

[00:26:36] He got a boo-boo.

[00:26:37] He got a,

[00:26:38] he got a broken leg

[00:26:39] and,

[00:26:39] uh,

[00:26:40] can't,

[00:26:40] uh,

[00:26:41] couldn't come out.

[00:26:41] He just,

[00:26:42] he gave me the,

[00:26:42] uh,

[00:26:43] the site.

[00:26:43] And so I've invited some friends over.

[00:26:45] I was like,

[00:26:45] oh,

[00:26:45] these are my friends?

[00:26:48] Looks,

[00:26:48] looks at Jacob.

[00:26:49] Friends?

[00:26:51] Friends?

[00:26:53] I just give a thumbs up.

[00:26:54] I'm like,

[00:26:54] yeah,

[00:26:55] why not?

[00:26:55] Oh,

[00:26:56] hello,

[00:26:57] name's,

[00:26:58] uh,

[00:26:59] Trent,

[00:26:59] Trent Greenblatt,

[00:27:00] uh,

[00:27:01] owner of the,

[00:27:01] uh,

[00:27:02] the Green Man.

[00:27:02] And,

[00:27:03] uh,

[00:27:04] you guys are taking my,

[00:27:05] uh,

[00:27:05] uh,

[00:27:06] my,

[00:27:22] stock up all the hunters,

[00:27:23] uh,

[00:27:23] these ways.

[00:27:25] Um.

[00:27:28] Yeah,

[00:27:28] what do you got for rifles?

[00:27:30] Ah.

[00:27:31] You just like,

[00:27:32] let me,

[00:27:32] let me take you over to the,

[00:27:34] the,

[00:27:34] the,

[00:27:35] the ammo rack.

[00:27:36] Or the,

[00:27:37] the gun rack.

[00:27:37] I thought you had a rifle already

[00:27:39] that you stole.

[00:27:39] No,

[00:27:39] I don't make care of these.

[00:27:40] They stole.

[00:27:41] I like how you like,

[00:27:41] under,

[00:27:42] that you stole.

[00:27:42] Oh,

[00:27:42] the sniper rifle.

[00:27:44] Yeah.

[00:27:44] Sniper.

[00:27:45] You got,

[00:27:45] you're set up.

[00:27:46] Okay.

[00:27:47] I don't know what sniper she had.

[00:27:48] I need some ammunition for this,

[00:27:50] sir.

[00:27:52] Um,

[00:27:53] is that legal here?

[00:27:54] What sniper did she have?

[00:27:56] You just said she has a bolt action rifle.

[00:27:58] You didn't,

[00:27:58] it was supposed to be like a,

[00:27:59] specify.

[00:28:00] I,

[00:28:00] I want to be a barret.

[00:28:02] Barret of hearts.

[00:28:04] If she was shooting a fucking barret.

[00:28:06] I don't think it was a barret.

[00:28:08] I,

[00:28:08] I don't know.

[00:28:08] Like,

[00:28:09] it was a bolt action because that was like the,

[00:28:11] those stats for like,

[00:28:12] uh,

[00:28:12] that could find for,

[00:28:13] like a sniper rifle.

[00:28:14] It's probably something like a,

[00:28:15] it's a 716.

[00:28:16] No,

[00:28:17] 3-3-8 Lapua.

[00:28:17] Sure.

[00:28:18] It was the big boy sniper?

[00:28:19] Yeah.

[00:28:22] if it wasn't,

[00:28:23] if it wasn't,

[00:28:24] uh,

[00:28:25] a bolt action,

[00:28:26] then I would have said that it was the Dragunov.

[00:28:28] In this game,

[00:28:29] bolt actions and assault rifles do the same damage shot for shot.

[00:28:32] But he said it,

[00:28:33] don't worry about it.

[00:28:34] Yeah.

[00:28:35] It's a Lapua.

[00:28:36] Okay.

[00:28:38] Okay.

[00:28:38] So I guess I need some 3-3-8 Lapua.

[00:28:41] Oh,

[00:28:42] okay.

[00:28:42] Yeah.

[00:28:43] You hear that?

[00:28:44] He's probably got one box.

[00:28:46] Yeah.

[00:28:47] He just pulls it out.

[00:28:48] Yeah.

[00:28:49] But he just,

[00:28:50] it's like,

[00:28:51] haven't had anybody beat this for a while.

[00:28:54] Well,

[00:28:55] I mean,

[00:28:56] that's because you haven't had any big boys.

[00:28:58] All right.

[00:28:59] I'll take that.

[00:29:00] All right.

[00:29:01] Um,

[00:29:02] where are you guys,

[00:29:03] so you guys are hunting out by,

[00:29:04] uh,

[00:29:04] by Devin's old,

[00:29:05] uh,

[00:29:05] hunting site.

[00:29:07] Um,

[00:29:07] you'll want to,

[00:29:08] you'll want,

[00:29:09] uh,

[00:29:09] I hope you guys aren't taking,

[00:29:10] um,

[00:29:11] the,

[00:29:11] uh,

[00:29:13] sorry.

[00:29:14] Um,

[00:29:17] taking the 430,

[00:29:18] um,

[00:29:19] up that way.

[00:29:20] Like,

[00:29:20] uh,

[00:29:20] there's a,

[00:29:21] there's a big truck accident,

[00:29:23] uh,

[00:29:23] between Jack Ladder and here.

[00:29:25] Uh,

[00:29:26] they've got the whole.

[00:29:27] Is it another way around?

[00:29:28] Um,

[00:29:28] there should be some,

[00:29:29] uh,

[00:29:29] some,

[00:29:30] some forest,

[00:29:31] or some forest trail,

[00:29:32] or some forest roads and stuff you can take from town.

[00:29:35] Uh,

[00:29:35] just don't go,

[00:29:35] like,

[00:29:36] there's,

[00:29:37] usually Devin will,

[00:29:38] would go,

[00:29:39] like,

[00:29:39] down 430 and then cut across,

[00:29:41] like,

[00:29:41] into,

[00:29:42] to his hunting area.

[00:29:43] You just have to maybe take a little bit of a longer way.

[00:29:45] Okay.

[00:29:46] I'm sure we'll find our route.

[00:29:48] Yeah.

[00:29:49] As I laugh in helicopter.

[00:29:51] Yeah.

[00:29:52] Yeah.

[00:29:53] Cut to me.

[00:29:54] Like,

[00:29:54] they're,

[00:29:54] they're working,

[00:29:55] like,

[00:29:55] they're just hanging out.

[00:29:56] Like,

[00:29:56] Yuri and Yuri are just hanging out.

[00:29:57] It's like,

[00:29:58] whoa.

[00:30:00] So,

[00:30:01] it's like,

[00:30:02] Yuri's like,

[00:30:03] Moose,

[00:30:03] Moose me.

[00:30:04] Moose me.

[00:30:06] Um,

[00:30:07] but yeah,

[00:30:07] back to the,

[00:30:08] his cousin Elaine is like,

[00:30:09] what are you so excited about?

[00:30:12] Have you never tasted,

[00:30:14] have you heard of Moose?

[00:30:16] They,

[00:30:16] they're giant.

[00:30:17] Biggest,

[00:30:18] biggest,

[00:30:18] biggest,

[00:30:19] they're like elk,

[00:30:20] but bigger and,

[00:30:20] and stronger.

[00:30:23] Um,

[00:30:24] but yeah,

[00:30:24] back at the,

[00:30:25] uh,

[00:30:25] the green man.

[00:30:26] Um,

[00:30:27] um,

[00:30:28] yeah,

[00:30:28] is there anything you guys,

[00:30:29] like,

[00:30:29] like,

[00:30:30] do you guys have,

[00:30:30] like,

[00:30:30] get beers or,

[00:30:31] like,

[00:30:32] like,

[00:30:32] like,

[00:30:32] alcohol or anything like that?

[00:30:33] Do we not bring beers?

[00:30:35] I see.

[00:30:36] Like,

[00:30:36] like,

[00:30:37] like,

[00:30:37] she said,

[00:30:37] like,

[00:30:38] you guys could get outfitted in deer legs,

[00:30:39] so I'm like,

[00:30:39] you guys are like,

[00:30:40] no,

[00:30:40] fuck that,

[00:30:40] we'll just get outfitted,

[00:30:41] like,

[00:30:41] St. John's and go all the way around there.

[00:30:45] Alright,

[00:30:45] I need,

[00:30:46] uh,

[00:30:46] a case of silver bullets.

[00:30:52] For me?

[00:30:53] For me?

[00:30:54] Meese?

[00:30:55] We,

[00:30:55] we don't.

[00:30:55] No,

[00:30:55] the cooers lie.

[00:30:56] What's wrong with me?

[00:30:57] Oh,

[00:30:57] okay.

[00:31:00] Sharon,

[00:31:00] I'll say,

[00:31:00] that was Sharon's reaction.

[00:31:02] It's like,

[00:31:02] what,

[00:31:02] we're not,

[00:31:02] what?

[00:31:03] And it's like,

[00:31:03] for the silver bullet.

[00:31:04] Ah,

[00:31:05] yeah.

[00:31:05] It's like,

[00:31:05] yeah,

[00:31:06] and then like,

[00:31:07] Trent is like,

[00:31:08] yeah,

[00:31:08] Sharon,

[00:31:09] like,

[00:31:09] the silver bullet,

[00:31:09] we got it right there.

[00:31:13] I'll take a,

[00:31:13] a case of,

[00:31:14] uh,

[00:31:14] MGB,

[00:31:16] because,

[00:31:18] I mean,

[00:31:20] cooers is like sex in a canoe,

[00:31:22] man.

[00:31:23] Well,

[00:31:24] that's what I cut my teeth on.

[00:31:25] I mean,

[00:31:26] we also,

[00:31:26] if you want,

[00:31:27] if you want,

[00:31:27] uh,

[00:31:28] cooers silver bullet,

[00:31:29] then you might as well just have,

[00:31:30] also have some,

[00:31:31] uh,

[00:31:31] some iceberg,

[00:31:32] like kitty bitty.

[00:31:34] Uh,

[00:31:34] not lying,

[00:31:35] that's actually basically the equivalent of,

[00:31:36] like,

[00:31:37] it is basically,

[00:31:38] uh,

[00:31:38] it's called,

[00:31:39] it's iceberg.

[00:31:39] It's literally made with iceberg water.

[00:31:41] That's funny.

[00:31:42] Hmm.

[00:31:42] I like that.

[00:31:43] Yeah,

[00:31:44] I'll do it.

[00:31:44] I'll try that.

[00:31:46] I'll get a case of water.

[00:31:49] Gusting hydrate.

[00:31:50] Yeah,

[00:31:50] fair.

[00:31:51] No,

[00:31:51] it's right there.

[00:31:51] Yeah.

[00:31:54] It,

[00:31:54] it,

[00:31:54] it isn't dusty.

[00:31:55] It's actually just pristine.

[00:31:56] Yeah.

[00:31:57] Yeah.

[00:31:59] Um,

[00:32:00] yeah.

[00:32:00] How do you know about this fella?

[00:32:02] I think water on this trip.

[00:32:04] I'm not going to hit anything if I'm drunk,

[00:32:06] sir.

[00:32:07] You get better when you're drunk.

[00:32:08] I don't.

[00:32:09] You don't,

[00:32:09] you don't drink before you go on stand.

[00:32:12] Yeah.

[00:32:12] You have,

[00:32:13] well,

[00:32:13] you guys have like,

[00:32:14] you,

[00:32:14] you have a beer while you're on stand and then you drink when you're not on

[00:32:17] stand.

[00:32:18] Like you're,

[00:32:18] when you're having like,

[00:32:19] when you're at the,

[00:32:19] like the bonfire,

[00:32:20] the campfire afterward.

[00:32:21] Mm-hmm.

[00:32:22] At the victory.

[00:32:23] But I mean,

[00:32:24] like you're sitting on stand for four hours.

[00:32:26] And when I went and sat on stand,

[00:32:29] uh,

[00:32:30] there were a couple of times I brought beer with me and by I brought beer

[00:32:33] with me,

[00:32:33] I mean,

[00:32:34] I brought two beer with me for a four hour period.

[00:32:37] Mm.

[00:32:37] It's not,

[00:32:38] you're not,

[00:32:39] you're not getting drunk.

[00:32:41] Yeah.

[00:32:42] Cause a stand by a stand,

[00:32:43] you mean like,

[00:32:43] it's like a platform up on a tree,

[00:32:45] right?

[00:32:45] No.

[00:32:46] Not for movies.

[00:32:46] Oh no.

[00:32:47] Not for movies?

[00:32:47] Oh no.

[00:32:47] It's actually like a,

[00:32:48] like a little like ground blind.

[00:32:50] Yeah.

[00:32:50] Definitely.

[00:32:51] For the audience at home,

[00:32:52] Aaron and Mary have actually been moose humming.

[00:32:54] Yeah.

[00:32:55] I decided to throw this game in like a moose hunting thing to,

[00:32:59] and I'm mostly so I could lean on them for information about this.

[00:33:05] But yeah,

[00:33:06] so,

[00:33:07] um,

[00:33:09] yeah.

[00:33:09] Okay.

[00:33:09] So yeah,

[00:33:09] after you guys go and grab a bunch of stuff from there,

[00:33:12] um,

[00:33:13] you guys roll me a perception test as your,

[00:33:16] I think it might dive some.

[00:33:17] Yeah,

[00:33:17] I know it's weird.

[00:33:23] 15.

[00:33:25] 15.

[00:33:25] Okay.

[00:33:30] Uh,

[00:33:31] perception.

[00:33:32] Yeah.

[00:33:32] Well,

[00:33:33] that's a one,

[00:33:34] but that's okay because I have advantage on perception.

[00:33:36] 23.

[00:33:37] Okay.

[00:33:38] Wow.

[00:33:40] I'm going to roll all my dice like that.

[00:33:42] Look,

[00:33:42] I would have a little,

[00:33:43] seven.

[00:33:45] Okay.

[00:33:45] So yeah,

[00:33:46] you are like,

[00:33:47] you're just,

[00:33:48] you're hanging out with Sharon and not with a friend.

[00:33:51] Um,

[00:33:53] you,

[00:33:53] you hear,

[00:33:54] um,

[00:33:55] a very loud,

[00:33:56] uh,

[00:33:56] like screeching truck pull into the,

[00:33:58] into the parking lot,

[00:33:59] but that's about it.

[00:34:00] Like,

[00:34:01] it's just like,

[00:34:01] like,

[00:34:02] and you hear like some,

[00:34:03] like some very muffled,

[00:34:05] yeah,

[00:34:05] yeah.

[00:34:06] Um,

[00:34:07] and then,

[00:34:08] um,

[00:34:08] and,

[00:34:09] and loud,

[00:34:09] like some muffled,

[00:34:10] like loud noise,

[00:34:11] like,

[00:34:11] like music playing from like somebody's stereo.

[00:34:13] Um,

[00:34:14] douchebag.

[00:34:15] Yeah.

[00:34:16] Um,

[00:34:18] John,

[00:34:19] you see,

[00:34:20] um,

[00:34:20] are you here meowing?

[00:34:22] Of course there's a,

[00:34:23] there's a little cat,

[00:34:24] a cat,

[00:34:24] uh,

[00:34:24] like a very big old scruffy cat,

[00:34:26] like goes by your leg and just like,

[00:34:28] like kind of like,

[00:34:29] like tries to like,

[00:34:30] does the thing where they try to like,

[00:34:32] like stretch by your leg.

[00:34:34] Yeah.

[00:34:35] And then it,

[00:34:35] uh,

[00:34:36] scampers off and you hear,

[00:34:37] uh,

[00:34:38] in the direction where it's going,

[00:34:39] you see like a couple kind of arguing.

[00:34:42] Um,

[00:34:42] couple cats arguing?

[00:34:43] No,

[00:34:43] like a couple,

[00:34:44] like a couple of,

[00:34:45] like,

[00:34:46] or some,

[00:34:47] some,

[00:34:48] um,

[00:34:48] uh,

[00:34:49] in part of the,

[00:34:50] uh,

[00:34:51] part of the,

[00:34:51] the store,

[00:34:52] uh,

[00:34:53] just arguing over something that they're by like some books and,

[00:34:56] um,

[00:34:57] like the,

[00:34:57] uh,

[00:34:58] and,

[00:34:58] uh,

[00:34:58] like jackets and such.

[00:34:59] And I was like,

[00:35:00] I'm telling you,

[00:35:01] man,

[00:35:01] like,

[00:35:02] like what we,

[00:35:03] they're like,

[00:35:04] we've gone by that trail like hundreds of times before.

[00:35:06] And I've never seen that,

[00:35:07] that a foundation for a house there.

[00:35:09] It was like,

[00:35:10] there's not like,

[00:35:11] there's not supposed to be a house.

[00:35:13] I was like,

[00:35:13] dude,

[00:35:13] it's just,

[00:35:13] it's probably just some old century old home that was there.

[00:35:16] Like,

[00:35:16] no dude,

[00:35:16] like,

[00:35:17] like I've never seen stairs in the center of,

[00:35:19] like,

[00:35:20] like just in the middle of the woods.

[00:35:21] Like it's just,

[00:35:21] you know,

[00:35:21] foundation.

[00:35:24] What should I roll for this?

[00:35:27] I don't know.

[00:35:27] Like history or,

[00:35:29] yeah,

[00:35:29] I was thinking,

[00:35:30] or,

[00:35:30] um,

[00:35:31] have I read,

[00:35:31] have I read,

[00:35:32] uh,

[00:35:33] search and rescue was basically,

[00:35:34] I guess.

[00:35:35] Yeah.

[00:35:36] What do you want me to do?

[00:35:37] Uh,

[00:35:37] it's up to you.

[00:35:38] It could be a history or insight.

[00:35:39] Um,

[00:35:41] yeah.

[00:35:41] I guess.

[00:35:43] Oh,

[00:35:43] that's not good.

[00:35:44] Four.

[00:35:45] Five.

[00:35:46] Five.

[00:35:46] That's,

[00:35:47] that's weird.

[00:35:47] I guess like they found like a foundation,

[00:35:49] like an old century home foundation out in the woods.

[00:35:52] Mm.

[00:35:53] Yeah.

[00:35:53] That's weird.

[00:35:54] Yeah.

[00:35:54] No,

[00:35:55] it's not.

[00:35:55] It's pretty common right here.

[00:35:57] I mean,

[00:35:57] it's a little trapper's cabin.

[00:35:59] Yeah.

[00:36:00] Mm.

[00:36:01] Um,

[00:36:01] fine.

[00:36:02] Yeah.

[00:36:02] As I carry my water out to the,

[00:36:04] yeah,

[00:36:04] you guys are getting out.

[00:36:05] Yeah.

[00:36:06] Whatever you grab your coat bar.

[00:36:07] Yeah.

[00:36:07] Go over to the checkout.

[00:36:09] Uh,

[00:36:09] at this point you guys are all getting everything,

[00:36:11] uh,

[00:36:12] checked out and stuff like that.

[00:36:14] Um,

[00:36:14] and,

[00:36:15] uh,

[00:36:15] you're walking,

[00:36:16] uh,

[00:36:16] you're walking out through the,

[00:36:17] the main doors.

[00:36:18] And then as you guys are walking out,

[00:36:20] Sharon's like,

[00:36:21] oh,

[00:36:21] fuck.

[00:36:22] And you guys all hear two guys,

[00:36:25] two very large,

[00:36:26] we're ton drunken,

[00:36:27] like looking guys just like,

[00:36:29] well,

[00:36:30] look who decided to come back,

[00:36:31] come back to,

[00:36:32] town.

[00:36:33] Is this old,

[00:36:34] is that Sherry?

[00:36:35] Is that skanky Sherry?

[00:36:37] Oh my God.

[00:36:38] It's,

[00:36:38] it's like,

[00:36:39] oh,

[00:36:40] it looks like you got yourself,

[00:36:41] you got yourself a little brothel,

[00:36:42] a little posse.

[00:36:43] Ain't that,

[00:36:43] it's like,

[00:36:43] in that right,

[00:36:44] and she's like,

[00:36:44] in that right clean,

[00:36:45] it's like,

[00:36:46] yeah,

[00:36:46] yeah.

[00:36:48] Fireball.

[00:36:51] No.

[00:36:52] Yeah.

[00:36:52] She's just like,

[00:36:52] we can just go like,

[00:36:53] just ignore them.

[00:36:54] They're not like,

[00:36:55] they're assholes.

[00:36:56] Sounds like it.

[00:36:56] No,

[00:36:57] he only got about halfway through that speech

[00:36:58] before I was in his face.

[00:37:00] Okay.

[00:37:00] Yeah.

[00:37:00] Yeah.

[00:37:02] Also,

[00:37:03] you seem to be like watching something,

[00:37:04] or like,

[00:37:05] are you just like,

[00:37:06] what are you doing there,

[00:37:06] Jacob?

[00:37:07] I'm going to,

[00:37:11] say to him,

[00:37:13] I suggest you piss your pants.

[00:37:17] You guys will walk up to him,

[00:37:18] and they just like,

[00:37:19] say that very soon.

[00:37:20] Yeah.

[00:37:20] Okay.

[00:37:20] So he can give me a will save.

[00:37:22] All right.

[00:37:25] Four.

[00:37:26] Oh yeah,

[00:37:27] that's not going to do it.

[00:37:28] No.

[00:37:28] All right.

[00:37:29] So he just wet himself in public.

[00:37:31] What the,

[00:37:32] what the fuck?

[00:37:35] Oh,

[00:37:35] little baby need a diaper.

[00:37:37] He's going to swing.

[00:37:40] So,

[00:37:42] uh,

[00:37:42] he'll make his roll.

[00:37:43] Yeah.

[00:37:45] Um,

[00:37:46] that's going to be a 13,

[00:37:47] or not a 13,

[00:37:48] um,

[00:37:49] a 17.

[00:37:50] That'll hit.

[00:37:51] Okay.

[00:37:52] I'm not,

[00:37:52] I'm not defending.

[00:37:54] I guess it's a D4,

[00:37:55] because it's an unarmed attack.

[00:37:56] No,

[00:37:57] if he's not,

[00:37:57] if he doesn't have anything that gives him.

[00:37:59] Oh,

[00:37:59] it's just a one,

[00:38:00] isn't it?

[00:38:00] It's a one plus his strength.

[00:38:02] Yeah.

[00:38:03] Okay.

[00:38:03] So,

[00:38:04] oh,

[00:38:04] plus his strength.

[00:38:05] So two.

[00:38:06] So two.

[00:38:06] So two.

[00:38:07] Okay.

[00:38:10] As he just like,

[00:38:11] just wops you in the,

[00:38:12] in the face.

[00:38:14] Wait a minute.

[00:38:15] Wait a minute.

[00:38:15] He,

[00:38:16] he Italian'd me in the face?

[00:38:17] No,

[00:38:18] no.

[00:38:18] I can see him.

[00:38:19] You know what I,

[00:38:19] you know what I meant.

[00:38:20] Okay.

[00:38:21] I can see him,

[00:38:22] and he just attacked an ally.

[00:38:23] Yeah.

[00:38:23] He takes three points of fire damage.

[00:38:26] I'm sorry,

[00:38:27] I'm sorry.

[00:38:28] I,

[00:38:28] I,

[00:38:29] you got drowned out by all the laughter.

[00:38:30] What was that?

[00:38:31] What was that last minute?

[00:38:32] He takes three points of fire damage.

[00:38:34] He,

[00:38:34] he spontaneously catches fire.

[00:38:36] What?

[00:38:38] They were getting his pants,

[00:38:39] to catch on fire.

[00:38:41] He's like,

[00:38:41] he's burning.

[00:38:44] And his buddy's just like,

[00:38:45] trying to like,

[00:38:46] whoa,

[00:38:46] whoa,

[00:38:46] whoa.

[00:38:47] Just like,

[00:38:48] just like,

[00:38:49] beat the,

[00:38:49] beat his pants down.

[00:38:51] Does it burn when you pee,

[00:38:52] boy?

[00:38:53] What the fuck?

[00:38:54] What the fuck?

[00:38:55] And now,

[00:38:57] now I'm going to punch him.

[00:38:59] Okay.

[00:39:03] Six times.

[00:39:05] Six times.

[00:39:06] What?

[00:39:08] Oh,

[00:39:09] I mean,

[00:39:09] I've got mangle,

[00:39:10] right?

[00:39:12] And then you walk away,

[00:39:13] it's like,

[00:39:13] you're already dead.

[00:39:16] Oh yeah.

[00:39:16] Oh yeah.

[00:39:17] As long as it's an unarmed attack.

[00:39:19] Oh,

[00:39:19] okay.

[00:39:19] You just five-figure death punch him.

[00:39:21] Okay,

[00:39:22] so I rolled a 17 on my attack roll.

[00:39:24] Yeah.

[00:39:24] That's going to hit.

[00:39:25] Okay.

[00:39:26] So,

[00:39:26] um,

[00:39:27] I actually do a die six of damage with my fists.

[00:39:31] Because I'm basically like a monk druid.

[00:39:35] Because that's what this class is.

[00:39:37] So that's a three plus my two.

[00:39:39] So he takes five.

[00:39:41] Wow.

[00:39:43] Okay.

[00:39:44] Um,

[00:39:45] yeah,

[00:39:45] he,

[00:39:45] he drops.

[00:39:47] Uh,

[00:39:47] and his buddy,

[00:39:48] uh,

[00:39:49] is like,

[00:39:49] like,

[00:39:49] what the fuck?

[00:39:50] Like,

[00:39:50] goes and grabs something from the back of the truck.

[00:39:53] Uh,

[00:39:53] get a two by four.

[00:39:54] Oh,

[00:39:55] he doesn't get that far.

[00:39:55] Yeah,

[00:39:56] he's going for the two by four.

[00:39:57] As soon as he turned around,

[00:39:58] I punched him like the back of the head.

[00:39:59] All right.

[00:40:00] So I think I have advantage on that.

[00:40:02] Yeah,

[00:40:02] probably.

[00:40:05] I can't believe how like,

[00:40:07] 15 to hit.

[00:40:08] How this is going.

[00:40:09] Instant.

[00:40:09] What?

[00:40:10] 15 to hit.

[00:40:11] Yeah,

[00:40:11] that hits.

[00:40:12] Yeah.

[00:40:12] So he takes five damage.

[00:40:13] Yeah,

[00:40:13] he just,

[00:40:14] he's like,

[00:40:15] he went to go to his,

[00:40:17] like,

[00:40:18] to his pickup truck,

[00:40:20] like the bed.

[00:40:20] And then you just like,

[00:40:21] punched him in the back of the head.

[00:40:23] And just like,

[00:40:24] just planked into the,

[00:40:25] into the bed.

[00:40:26] The truck.

[00:40:27] A question.

[00:40:27] How on fire is the first guy?

[00:40:29] Uh,

[00:40:29] his,

[00:40:29] his,

[00:40:29] his like,

[00:40:29] his legs are probably going to get some,

[00:40:31] some burns.

[00:40:31] Is he currently on fire?

[00:40:33] I'm going to drag him outside of the shop.

[00:40:35] No,

[00:40:35] no,

[00:40:35] he's burned the shop down.

[00:40:37] He's outside.

[00:40:38] Oh,

[00:40:38] wait after we stepped in.

[00:40:39] I thought we were just about to step out.

[00:40:41] No,

[00:40:41] you guys were like walking out and like,

[00:40:42] right into the parking lot when this happened.

[00:40:44] Gotcha.

[00:40:45] So I'm going to turn,

[00:40:46] and I'm going to take my dick out.

[00:40:47] I'm going to piss on the fire guy.

[00:40:50] Ah,

[00:40:51] looks like he pissed his pants again.

[00:40:55] Sharon's like,

[00:40:55] wow.

[00:40:57] My heroes,

[00:40:58] guys.

[00:40:58] Seriously.

[00:40:59] Seriously.

[00:40:59] Wow.

[00:41:00] Sharon,

[00:41:00] we're not done yet.

[00:41:01] Oh,

[00:41:02] uh,

[00:41:02] I thought we were done.

[00:41:04] We need the keys to the pickup truck.

[00:41:06] We need the keys to their pickup truck.

[00:41:08] Sure.

[00:41:09] Yeah.

[00:41:09] They're still there.

[00:41:10] The engine's still going.

[00:41:11] They were right.

[00:41:12] Okay.

[00:41:13] So,

[00:41:13] uh,

[00:41:13] we're going to,

[00:41:14] uh,

[00:41:14] I'm going to start dragging the guys over to their pickup truck.

[00:41:16] Yeah.

[00:41:17] Okay.

[00:41:17] And then,

[00:41:18] um,

[00:41:19] at this point,

[00:41:19] some people,

[00:41:20] the,

[00:41:20] the three people that were inside the store,

[00:41:22] like customer wise and,

[00:41:24] and Trent come out and I was like,

[00:41:25] what's going on?

[00:41:27] So they're watching this stuff happen.

[00:41:28] So then,

[00:41:29] uh,

[00:41:29] that's fine here,

[00:41:30] folks.

[00:41:31] Just some loud mouths.

[00:41:31] Need you shutting up.

[00:41:32] Uh,

[00:41:33] Joe and Cletus.

[00:41:34] God fucking assholes.

[00:41:35] Maybe they'll learn this time.

[00:41:36] So,

[00:41:36] um,

[00:41:37] the,

[00:41:37] the,

[00:41:38] the person who owns the truck,

[00:41:39] I assume I can probably tell whose truck it is.

[00:41:42] Yeah.

[00:41:43] It's,

[00:41:43] it's probably the piss pants.

[00:41:45] Yeah.

[00:41:45] Piss pants,

[00:41:45] the bigger guy.

[00:41:46] Great.

[00:41:46] I'm going to,

[00:41:47] I drag him up and,

[00:41:48] and put him in the driver's seat.

[00:41:50] I feel like that's a strength check.

[00:41:52] Yeah.

[00:41:53] That's,

[00:41:53] that's a big thing.

[00:41:54] Yeah.

[00:41:54] I said he was a rotundi.

[00:41:55] Okay.

[00:41:56] Cletus was a little bit more of a,

[00:41:58] like a,

[00:41:59] like a leg gear.

[00:42:00] I'm going to roll up through my prision.

[00:42:02] Oh my God.

[00:42:02] Basically,

[00:42:03] you guys are fighting like jerk Newfie versions of,

[00:42:06] bulk,

[00:42:06] bulk and scum.

[00:42:07] Pretty much.

[00:42:08] Yeah.

[00:42:09] I rolled like a seven to assist.

[00:42:11] I rolled a 17.

[00:42:12] Okay.

[00:42:12] Uh,

[00:42:13] you wouldn't grab an assist because seven's on.

[00:42:15] Yeah,

[00:42:15] I know that.

[00:42:16] 17 though.

[00:42:17] You're going to be like.

[00:42:17] Okay.

[00:42:18] So we strong armed him into the car.

[00:42:20] Great.

[00:42:20] Okay.

[00:42:21] So,

[00:42:21] uh,

[00:42:21] undo his belt and,

[00:42:22] uh,

[00:42:23] we'll pull his pants down to his knees.

[00:42:24] Okay.

[00:42:25] Then we'll drag the other guy around his passenger side.

[00:42:29] He's a lot easier.

[00:42:30] You don't have to roll a strength.

[00:42:31] Okay.

[00:42:31] Okay.

[00:42:32] We'll,

[00:42:33] uh,

[00:42:33] we'll put him in the car and then just bend him over so that,

[00:42:37] uh,

[00:42:37] his face is in the lap of the guy with the pants around.

[00:42:39] Yeah.

[00:42:39] Of course.

[00:42:40] Yeah.

[00:42:41] As,

[00:42:41] as one does.

[00:42:42] Yeah.

[00:42:43] Uh,

[00:42:43] and then,

[00:42:44] uh,

[00:42:44] take some photos.

[00:42:46] On their,

[00:42:47] with their phones.

[00:42:48] Yeah.

[00:42:48] And your phone.

[00:42:49] And,

[00:42:49] uh,

[00:42:50] tag them on their Facebook pages.

[00:42:53] Well,

[00:42:53] that sounds,

[00:42:54] that sounds like somebody's got to do a criminality thing of some kind.

[00:42:56] Well,

[00:42:56] just,

[00:42:57] just to see if he's long.

[00:42:58] Make sure he's like,

[00:42:59] dude,

[00:42:59] or if he's not,

[00:42:59] you guys have to like,

[00:43:00] So,

[00:43:01] yeah.

[00:43:10] Uh,

[00:43:11] yeah.

[00:43:11] Yeah.

[00:43:12] Unless you have,

[00:43:12] yeah.

[00:43:13] Cause there's no like hacking skill or anything weird like that.

[00:43:15] Yeah.

[00:43:15] So that's a total of,

[00:43:17] uh,

[00:43:17] 18.

[00:43:18] 18.

[00:43:18] Yeah.

[00:43:19] You,

[00:43:19] you managed to like,

[00:43:20] Oh,

[00:43:20] like you need to face your recognition.

[00:43:23] There we go.

[00:43:24] Great.

[00:43:26] So,

[00:43:26] um,

[00:43:27] so my plan,

[00:43:28] uh,

[00:43:29] we,

[00:43:29] we should,

[00:43:29] we should tag these,

[00:43:31] them in these photos and,

[00:43:32] uh,

[00:43:33] change their relationship status to,

[00:43:35] yeah.

[00:43:37] Relationship.

[00:43:37] Yeah.

[00:43:38] No,

[00:43:38] no,

[00:43:38] it's complicated.

[00:43:40] Okay.

[00:43:44] And,

[00:43:45] uh,

[00:43:45] that's how we ruin somebody's day.

[00:43:48] Yeah.

[00:43:48] Yeah.

[00:43:49] I hope it doesn't make it worse for Sharon.

[00:43:53] Sharon's just like clapping.

[00:43:54] It's like,

[00:43:54] probably,

[00:43:55] it's Bravo.

[00:43:57] Fuck that.

[00:44:00] My heroes.

[00:44:02] Overwhelming force.

[00:44:03] Yeah.

[00:44:04] Seriously.

[00:44:05] Jesus.

[00:44:07] Uh,

[00:44:08] and yeah,

[00:44:08] nobody fucks with our Sharon.

[00:44:10] Yeah.

[00:44:11] the,

[00:44:11] some of the customers,

[00:44:12] like they've kind of like,

[00:44:13] they've like nervously gone back to their,

[00:44:14] uh,

[00:44:15] their cars and stuff like that.

[00:44:16] The trend is just kind of having a bit of a chuckle.

[00:44:18] Um,

[00:44:19] right at the door.

[00:44:20] It's like,

[00:44:20] boys,

[00:44:20] I like,

[00:44:21] I like you boys.

[00:44:23] Uh,

[00:44:24] you guys want,

[00:44:25] like you guys can get,

[00:44:25] you get something off the,

[00:44:26] uh,

[00:44:27] like,

[00:44:28] uh,

[00:44:29] on the house.

[00:44:31] You guys are,

[00:44:32] you guys are good people to,

[00:44:33] to,

[00:44:34] to,

[00:44:34] to little,

[00:44:34] uh,

[00:44:35] little shady.

[00:44:35] I really appreciate that,

[00:44:37] Trent.

[00:44:37] No,

[00:44:38] I'll pay for everything though.

[00:44:42] You're a little outfitter in the middle of nowhere.

[00:44:45] Uh,

[00:44:46] I appreciate the,

[00:44:47] uh,

[00:44:48] the,

[00:44:48] uh,

[00:44:50] chivalry,

[00:44:50] I guess.

[00:44:51] I appreciate you appreciating it.

[00:44:54] Oh,

[00:44:55] fuck,

[00:44:55] fuck.

[00:44:56] Oh,

[00:44:56] fuck,

[00:45:05] walking out with a shunk.

[00:45:09] Walking back to the,

[00:45:10] the hide.

[00:45:11] Yep.

[00:45:12] It's like,

[00:45:12] you're just like,

[00:45:14] where'd you stop off?

[00:45:15] Moscow?

[00:45:18] No,

[00:45:18] I don't think he means the,

[00:45:19] like the Russian style head.

[00:45:20] Yeah,

[00:45:20] shunker.

[00:45:21] No,

[00:45:22] he doesn't mean that.

[00:45:23] Oh,

[00:45:23] the platinum one.

[00:45:24] Okay,

[00:45:24] the one,

[00:45:25] the Canadian one.

[00:45:26] The Canadian one,

[00:45:26] yeah,

[00:45:26] the one I have,

[00:45:27] I guess.

[00:45:27] Yeah.

[00:45:28] Well,

[00:45:28] it's still called an shunker,

[00:45:29] but it's,

[00:45:29] yeah.

[00:45:29] Is it?

[00:45:30] Yeah.

[00:45:30] Well,

[00:45:31] yes and no.

[00:45:32] Who's the leader of the Minutemen in Fallout 4?

[00:45:34] I know it's off topic.

[00:45:35] Preston Garvey.

[00:45:36] Preston Garvey.

[00:45:38] Yeah.

[00:45:39] Yeah,

[00:45:39] no,

[00:45:39] the,

[00:45:39] I think the shunker is still called an shunker even in Canada.

[00:45:43] Oh,

[00:45:43] okay.

[00:45:44] Canadian shunker.

[00:45:46] Super,

[00:45:50] it's also called,

[00:45:51] a muskrat,

[00:45:52] a muskrat hat or a trapper hat is also called.

[00:45:55] Or a hadlock,

[00:45:56] a hadlock trapper hat.

[00:45:57] Yeah,

[00:45:57] so basically.

[00:45:58] Oh,

[00:45:58] are you talking about the,

[00:45:59] the coonskin hat?

[00:46:00] Yeah.

[00:46:02] No,

[00:46:03] the one with the flaps.

[00:46:04] The flaps.

[00:46:04] Oh,

[00:46:05] oh,

[00:46:06] they can get pinned up or they flop down over here.

[00:46:09] no,

[00:46:09] I want one of the,

[00:46:10] one of the ones that's like,

[00:46:11] the Davy Crockett one.

[00:46:12] The Davy Crockett one with the,

[00:46:13] oh,

[00:46:14] fuck,

[00:46:14] but they've got some.

[00:46:15] Oh,

[00:46:15] fuck,

[00:46:16] but.

[00:46:16] Yeah,

[00:46:16] they've got some,

[00:46:17] they've got some,

[00:46:19] yeah,

[00:46:20] the Davy Crockett hat.

[00:46:22] Sorry,

[00:46:22] briefly off topic.

[00:46:25] Tyler added me to Facebook this week.

[00:46:27] Oh,

[00:46:27] good.

[00:46:28] Yes,

[00:46:28] he's talking to people again.

[00:46:30] Yay.

[00:46:31] Right?

[00:46:32] And apparently he's got into Magic the Gathering in a big way.

[00:46:35] Nice.

[00:46:36] Because they're,

[00:46:37] they've done a Fallout series.

[00:46:38] I saw that.

[00:46:39] Yeah.

[00:46:40] Yeah.

[00:46:40] He has four to,

[00:46:41] three out of four of the Commander decks.

[00:46:43] They've done it.

[00:46:44] They've done Godzilla.

[00:46:45] They've done Lord of the Rings.

[00:46:46] They've done Jurassic Park.

[00:46:47] And I had to ask about,

[00:46:49] uh,

[00:46:50] uh,

[00:46:50] Preston Garvey because he said that he has three of four of the Fallout Magic the Gathering Commander decks.

[00:46:56] I was like,

[00:46:56] when are you getting the fourth?

[00:46:57] And who are the commanders?

[00:46:59] Is,

[00:47:00] is one of them Preston Garvey?

[00:47:02] And apparently,

[00:47:03] yes,

[00:47:04] Preston Garvey is

[00:47:06] one of the commanders.

[00:47:08] Nice.

[00:47:10] And the card looks pretty fucking sweet.

[00:47:12] Nice.

[00:47:13] Also,

[00:47:13] so apparently Deer Lake has a Newfoundland insectarium.

[00:47:19] That's kind of neat.

[00:47:20] Has a museum or like a,

[00:47:21] I'm assuming it's like a museum or like an exhibit,

[00:47:23] like kind of a,

[00:47:24] sort of a,

[00:47:25] like an exhibition,

[00:47:26] sort of like a place for insects of Newfoundland.

[00:47:29] Mm-hmm.

[00:47:30] The world's largest black flies.

[00:47:32] Yeah.

[00:47:35] Um,

[00:47:36] I'm gonna bring the,

[00:47:36] the,

[00:47:37] the crown royal and,

[00:47:39] uh,

[00:47:39] the sprite over.

[00:47:40] Gonna make it right.

[00:47:42] Crown and sprite.

[00:47:44] Rackfinish champions.

[00:47:46] Hells yeah.

[00:47:49] Yeah.

[00:47:50] So,

[00:47:50] um,

[00:47:50] you guys are

[00:47:53] suited up.

[00:47:54] You've,

[00:47:54] you've done your damage.

[00:47:55] Uh,

[00:47:56] you've got your,

[00:47:56] you've got awards.

[00:47:58] You've,

[00:47:59] uh,

[00:48:00] you've,

[00:48:01] um,

[00:48:02] you've righted the wrong

[00:48:03] of the damsel.

[00:48:05] Ended the tyranny.

[00:48:06] Yeah.

[00:48:06] Defend the forest.

[00:48:09] Next,

[00:48:09] the three day work week.

[00:48:11] Forest.

[00:48:11] I hate dicks.

[00:48:14] Yeah,

[00:48:14] fair.

[00:48:15] Uh,

[00:48:15] you,

[00:48:15] you,

[00:48:16] you're,

[00:48:16] the foam,

[00:48:20] like,

[00:48:20] was this close to just like pouring off to the side.

[00:48:23] Mm-hmm.

[00:48:23] Like it just

[00:48:24] didn't.

[00:48:26] Um,

[00:48:27] but yeah,

[00:48:27] you're,

[00:48:27] you're walking back to the hind

[00:48:29] where it is.

[00:48:30] And,

[00:48:30] or,

[00:48:31] or to your truck or whatever really.

[00:48:32] And Lena's just like,

[00:48:34] you,

[00:48:34] you got an Oshanka?

[00:48:37] What,

[00:48:37] you don't like it?

[00:48:38] It kind of looks good on you.

[00:48:41] Pull the flaps down.

[00:48:42] I feel like,

[00:48:44] I don't know,

[00:48:44] I like the cowboy hat more.

[00:48:46] Especially when you're just wearing the cowboy hat.

[00:48:50] That is my best side,

[00:48:51] but,

[00:48:51] uh,

[00:48:53] it's a little cold out here.

[00:48:55] I,

[00:48:56] I,

[00:48:56] I,

[00:48:56] I like how the fact that we also just like.

[00:48:58] Yeah,

[00:48:58] yeah,

[00:48:58] yeah.

[00:48:59] Excuses,

[00:49:00] excuses.

[00:49:05] I like the fact that we also just like brushed past the side that,

[00:49:08] um,

[00:49:08] Sharon,

[00:49:09] like,

[00:49:10] I guess met Alina and was just like,

[00:49:11] sure,

[00:49:12] why not?

[00:49:13] Yeah,

[00:49:13] that's kind of her MO at this point.

[00:49:15] she's,

[00:49:16] yeah.

[00:49:17] I'd like to point out,

[00:49:19] she rode in the helicopter with us.

[00:49:21] That's true.

[00:49:22] Yeah,

[00:49:22] she met the other one.

[00:49:23] Yeah,

[00:49:23] she's on Yuri.

[00:49:24] Yeah,

[00:49:24] yeah.

[00:49:25] She didn't meet Yuri in Yuri.

[00:49:28] What she was really shocked about was the fucking fantastic rack.

[00:49:34] Of ribs.

[00:49:35] Yeah.

[00:49:37] They're delicious.

[00:49:38] Uh,

[00:49:39] but yeah,

[00:49:39] you guys all off the bone good.

[00:49:40] Oh,

[00:49:41] God.

[00:49:42] Um,

[00:49:44] so you guys get back in the trucks and with all the load of food you want and such.

[00:49:48] Did,

[00:49:48] did John get anything?

[00:49:49] Like,

[00:49:50] did you like grab anything?

[00:49:51] Yeah,

[00:49:51] like anything free?

[00:49:53] that's fine.

[00:49:55] All right.

[00:49:55] I don't know.

[00:49:56] I don't know what I mean.

[00:49:57] It's,

[00:49:57] Dave,

[00:49:58] this is,

[00:49:58] it's a role playing game.

[00:49:59] I know that.

[00:50:00] I don't mean it.

[00:50:00] It's fine.

[00:50:02] I got a Davy Crockett hat.

[00:50:04] Yeah.

[00:50:04] With the raccoon tail.

[00:50:06] Yeah.

[00:50:08] Jacob,

[00:50:09] Jacob Blackstone.

[00:50:10] Ha,

[00:50:11] ha,

[00:50:11] ha,

[00:50:11] ha,

[00:50:14] all right.

[00:50:14] Do you want me to take,

[00:50:15] I'll take a hunting jacket because I didn't actually buy one.

[00:50:18] yeah,

[00:50:18] you get it.

[00:50:19] I'm fine.

[00:50:21] This game needs more ridiculous hats.

[00:50:23] Also,

[00:50:24] I will take,

[00:50:25] um,

[00:50:25] if he's got one,

[00:50:27] a,

[00:50:27] uh,

[00:50:27] percussion cap muzzle loader.

[00:50:32] Sure.

[00:50:32] Yeah.

[00:50:33] Okay.

[00:50:33] I'm going to give him my sniper rifle.

[00:50:37] I don't want this.

[00:50:38] I got a shotgun.

[00:50:40] I'll take it.

[00:50:41] I'll do a wheel.

[00:50:42] It's fine.

[00:50:43] I mean,

[00:50:43] do you not want one for,

[00:50:45] you know,

[00:50:46] just in general?

[00:50:48] No.

[00:50:50] I hit stuff with a hammer professionally.

[00:50:53] Oh,

[00:50:54] fine.

[00:50:54] I have to fit the image so it can just stay in the helicopter.

[00:50:58] And I will get a proper leather side satchel for bringing caps and powder horn and bullets.

[00:51:10] So you plan on hunting the moose with the pistol?

[00:51:14] Percussion cap muzzle loader rifle?

[00:51:16] Oh,

[00:51:16] I thought you were talking about a big,

[00:51:18] a fucking Davy Crockett rifle.

[00:51:20] Okay.

[00:51:20] I didn't know if you were talking about a pistol.

[00:51:23] Also,

[00:51:23] anyone listening to this,

[00:51:25] this,

[00:51:25] this is probably not like how Newfoundland,

[00:51:28] like gun laws and stuff work,

[00:51:30] but like whatever.

[00:51:32] We're just,

[00:51:32] we're playing.

[00:51:33] The percussion cap rifle would in fact be no unrestricted.

[00:51:36] Anybody can have one.

[00:51:37] Just because like,

[00:51:38] I haven't like really been doing it.

[00:51:39] Like a new fee accent or anything.

[00:51:40] I'm doing more of like a Southern American accent.

[00:51:42] So just for contagious.

[00:51:44] Yeah.

[00:51:44] It's very contagious.

[00:51:46] It is.

[00:51:47] It's hard for me to not go into that or Russian and to stick with Canadian,

[00:51:51] which I don't wind up doing that much,

[00:51:53] but fuck,

[00:51:54] but I didn't try it.

[00:51:56] You've been trying.

[00:51:57] You've been putting the work in.

[00:51:59] All right.

[00:52:00] So you,

[00:52:00] uh,

[00:52:00] yeah,

[00:52:01] you,

[00:52:01] uh,

[00:52:01] you guys get back in your truck and ride,

[00:52:04] uh,

[00:52:04] drive off back to,

[00:52:05] uh,

[00:52:06] uh,

[00:52:06] where you,

[00:52:07] you've put the hind.

[00:52:09] And,

[00:52:09] uh,

[00:52:09] and the Yuri's like look over and it's like,

[00:52:11] Oh,

[00:52:13] you guys all like ready for,

[00:52:14] uh,

[00:52:15] like a,

[00:52:15] like a hat competition or something.

[00:52:17] Or,

[00:52:18] and then Yuri's just like,

[00:52:18] Oh,

[00:52:19] I have one of those too.

[00:52:21] What's on his Russian style.

[00:52:23] Ushanka.

[00:52:24] With the,

[00:52:24] uh,

[00:52:25] red star and the cross.

[00:52:26] I'm a red,

[00:52:27] I'm a red star.

[00:52:27] I'm a red star.

[00:52:28] it's an old red,

[00:52:29] it's an old red fist one from the,

[00:52:30] uh,

[00:52:31] I love it.

[00:52:34] See,

[00:52:34] that's nice,

[00:52:35] but mine's plaid.

[00:52:36] Ah,

[00:52:36] that's fair.

[00:52:37] More appropriate to the bliss.

[00:52:39] Um,

[00:52:41] all right,

[00:52:41] so where are we going?

[00:52:42] When,

[00:52:43] like,

[00:52:43] where,

[00:52:43] where,

[00:52:43] where do we need to go?

[00:52:45] Uh,

[00:52:46] and basically,

[00:52:47] uh,

[00:52:48] Sharon,

[00:52:49] gives you,

[00:52:50] gives you guys like the coordinates

[00:52:52] of where the site is.

[00:52:53] It's,

[00:52:53] it's not on a lake or a pond,

[00:52:55] but it's about like a five minute walk

[00:52:57] from a pond.

[00:52:58] Perfect.

[00:52:59] Um,

[00:52:59] and it's about,

[00:53:00] uh,

[00:53:00] we'll say it's about,

[00:53:02] we're about 10 kilometer or about 10 K into,

[00:53:07] or 10 kilometers into,

[00:53:08] um,

[00:53:09] into the region,

[00:53:10] um,

[00:53:11] which is very hilly,

[00:53:12] very mountainous.

[00:53:13] Um,

[00:53:14] like just like rises and fall,

[00:53:17] like steep rises and falls,

[00:53:19] like in terms of like hills.

[00:53:20] Um,

[00:53:22] and just tons of like pine forests

[00:53:24] and little,

[00:53:25] like just ripe with ponds

[00:53:27] and,

[00:53:27] and marshes and bogs.

[00:53:30] And,

[00:53:30] uh,

[00:53:30] yeah,

[00:53:31] you guys,

[00:53:31] um,

[00:53:31] are flying over,

[00:53:32] over the area.

[00:53:34] And,

[00:53:35] um,

[00:53:35] in basically like,

[00:53:37] basically this whole,

[00:53:38] like by the time you guys get out to the,

[00:53:39] uh,

[00:53:40] to the pond that you guys are landing in and such,

[00:53:42] you're like,

[00:53:44] it's like two o'clock in the afternoon.

[00:53:47] Like,

[00:53:48] okay.

[00:53:48] So while we're flying out there,

[00:53:50] yeah,

[00:53:50] I'm sitting in the gunner seat.

[00:53:53] I'm on the thermal vision

[00:53:55] for the,

[00:53:55] uh,

[00:53:56] the nose gun.

[00:53:56] Uh,

[00:53:57] and I'm scanning the terrain.

[00:53:58] The technological located.

[00:54:00] I'm looking for the moose.

[00:54:01] You know,

[00:54:01] we're not going to hunt with the hind.

[00:54:05] But it would behoove us to locate where they are approximately.

[00:54:08] Okay.

[00:54:08] Um,

[00:54:09] yeah,

[00:54:09] roll.

[00:54:09] You're not wrong.

[00:54:10] Roll,

[00:54:10] um,

[00:54:11] keep the safety on.

[00:54:11] That's all I'm saying.

[00:54:16] Uh,

[00:54:17] 15.

[00:54:17] 15?

[00:54:18] Okay.

[00:54:19] Um,

[00:54:19] yeah,

[00:54:19] you do see,

[00:54:20] um,

[00:54:21] a couple of,

[00:54:22] some scattered,

[00:54:23] like,

[00:54:24] small herds.

[00:54:25] They don't want herds.

[00:54:27] They don't get like a mother and calves.

[00:54:28] Yeah.

[00:54:29] You get like,

[00:54:29] you get like,

[00:54:29] you get like a couple in groups,

[00:54:32] but or like,

[00:54:32] or like one or two,

[00:54:33] like solitary ones,

[00:54:34] um,

[00:54:35] like here and there,

[00:54:36] um,

[00:54:36] um,

[00:54:37] as you're going across like the,

[00:54:38] the several kilometers to the,

[00:54:40] uh,

[00:54:40] the site.

[00:54:41] Uh,

[00:54:41] and then you also get closer to this,

[00:54:43] where you guys are,

[00:54:44] uh,

[00:54:44] and the landing.

[00:54:45] You do spot,

[00:54:46] um,

[00:54:47] what looks like a camp.

[00:54:48] Cause you see like two people,

[00:54:50] um,

[00:54:51] around a,

[00:54:53] uh,

[00:54:53] around,

[00:54:53] what looks like the start,

[00:54:53] like the start of a fire or something.

[00:54:55] So I'm just going to note the location of those moose and the camp?

[00:54:57] Yeah.

[00:54:58] In my little notebook with coordinates?

[00:55:00] Yeah.

[00:55:00] Actually,

[00:55:00] I can,

[00:55:01] so,

[00:55:03] pen.

[00:55:04] So I can actually just jot down where you guys are right here.

[00:55:08] Do you have a pen or pencil?

[00:55:09] That's what it is.

[00:55:10] Um,

[00:55:12] so you guys are,

[00:55:14] uh,

[00:55:16] about here.

[00:55:21] I need a pen.

[00:55:22] Or a pencil.

[00:55:23] Something that actually has ink or a graph like it.

[00:55:29] I don't know if you write that in pen,

[00:55:31] but it only writes in blood.

[00:55:35] Mountains of blood.

[00:55:37] And like,

[00:55:44] so,

[00:55:45] yeah,

[00:55:46] the X,

[00:55:46] uh,

[00:55:47] this,

[00:55:47] the plane X is where your site is.

[00:55:49] And X2 is,

[00:55:51] um,

[00:55:51] X-Men United.

[00:55:52] Yeah,

[00:55:53] it is.

[00:55:53] But also where the other,

[00:55:55] where the,

[00:55:55] where the two people are staying.

[00:55:57] It's like they're looking at it.

[00:55:58] That's the,

[00:55:59] the spot you saw.

[00:55:59] And then you basically have seen like a smattering of,

[00:56:01] of,

[00:56:02] of,

[00:56:03] of,

[00:56:03] of,

[00:56:03] of,

[00:56:04] of forms.

[00:56:05] Uh,

[00:56:05] you're,

[00:56:05] you're presuming to be moose by the sizes of them and such.

[00:56:09] Um,

[00:56:09] kind of in,

[00:56:10] in a mingled with like the woods and stuff like that.

[00:56:12] And around.

[00:56:13] Excellent.

[00:56:13] Um,

[00:56:13] it is pretty rough terrain though.

[00:56:15] Like,

[00:56:16] this is actually what the topography looks like.

[00:56:19] Yeah,

[00:56:20] it is some mountains.

[00:56:21] It is just hill,

[00:56:22] like ravines and hills.

[00:56:24] Mm-hmm.

[00:56:24] Um,

[00:56:26] I think I'd probably pull up a,

[00:56:27] uh,

[00:56:29] yeah,

[00:56:29] like the actual,

[00:56:30] like,

[00:56:30] and it's just,

[00:56:31] that,

[00:56:31] that whole area is just,

[00:56:33] it's trees,

[00:56:34] like pines.

[00:56:36] Um,

[00:56:36] it is a perfect smattering of,

[00:56:39] for like,

[00:56:39] like,

[00:56:40] to get away from,

[00:56:42] from urbanization.

[00:56:45] Um,

[00:56:46] yeah,

[00:56:47] so.

[00:56:48] It is not quite in the middle of nowhere,

[00:56:49] but you can see it from there.

[00:56:51] Yeah,

[00:56:51] it's about,

[00:56:51] it's about 10 kilometers west of Deer Lake,

[00:56:54] for anybody looking at home,

[00:56:55] is where we're kind of roughly doing this.

[00:56:59] Um,

[00:57:00] so,

[00:57:01] I think you're on,

[00:57:04] you're on,

[00:57:05] uh,

[00:57:05] did they,

[00:57:05] did they not name the,

[00:57:07] oh,

[00:57:07] they named,

[00:57:07] you're on Bear Lake,

[00:57:08] uh,

[00:57:09] or like,

[00:57:09] is where you guys end up,

[00:57:10] uh,

[00:57:12] putting down your,

[00:57:12] uh,

[00:57:13] the hunt.

[00:57:13] Do we,

[00:57:14] uh,

[00:57:14] do we bring bear tags as well?

[00:57:15] Well,

[00:57:16] I assume they're probably in season at the same time.

[00:57:18] I don't know.

[00:57:20] Usually,

[00:57:21] yes.

[00:57:22] Bear,

[00:57:23] typically you get bear season.

[00:57:24] Bears usually have a really long season.

[00:57:26] Yeah.

[00:57:27] But it,

[00:57:27] would,

[00:57:28] uh,

[00:57:29] there are two bear,

[00:57:29] there are two black bear seasons.

[00:57:31] One in the spring,

[00:57:32] uh,

[00:57:32] April to July,

[00:57:33] and one in the fall,

[00:57:34] September to November.

[00:57:35] So,

[00:57:35] um,

[00:57:36] to November,

[00:57:38] when in November?

[00:57:43] It doesn't necessarily.

[00:57:43] So I guess,

[00:57:44] uh,

[00:57:44] and it's,

[00:57:45] oh,

[00:57:45] it's,

[00:57:45] um,

[00:57:46] rifles and bow.

[00:57:48] Beautiful.

[00:57:49] Yeah.

[00:57:50] Uh,

[00:57:51] you can also take two black bears,

[00:57:53] either sex per license.

[00:57:54] Excellent.

[00:57:56] Because black bear,

[00:57:57] uh,

[00:57:57] it is black bear country.

[00:57:58] We will engage all targets of opportunity.

[00:58:02] Dave and Chris.

[00:58:03] Yo.

[00:58:04] Tyler attempted to say,

[00:58:06] uh,

[00:58:06] attempted to send his greetings to you.

[00:58:08] Oh yeah.

[00:58:09] Through me.

[00:58:09] Okay.

[00:58:09] Um,

[00:58:10] but he says that he rolled a one.

[00:58:11] So he ended up choking on a starburst instead.

[00:58:14] Oh no.

[00:58:16] Okay.

[00:58:17] Well,

[00:58:17] hello anyways.

[00:58:19] I hope you gave him our reading.

[00:58:21] I did.

[00:58:23] Cause I miss Tyler.

[00:58:24] He's a funny guy.

[00:58:27] Funny,

[00:58:27] funny guy.

[00:58:28] Without him,

[00:58:28] we wouldn't have,

[00:58:29] I shoot my sandwich,

[00:58:31] eat my gun.

[00:58:33] I don't know.

[00:58:35] He,

[00:58:36] uh,

[00:58:37] yeah,

[00:58:37] he was in it.

[00:58:38] He was in a kitchen making a sandwich and then he got attacked by zombies,

[00:58:42] by zombies.

[00:58:42] And he rolled the worst possible roll.

[00:58:45] So his response was,

[00:58:47] I try to shoot him with my sandwich and I eat my gun.

[00:58:51] I just like squirts.

[00:58:53] Like mustard.

[00:58:55] Yeah.

[00:58:58] Oh,

[00:58:59] you're a funny,

[00:58:59] funny man.

[00:59:01] If he ever comes back to gaming,

[00:59:03] I still have that,

[00:59:04] uh,

[00:59:05] Dave,

[00:59:05] uh,

[00:59:05] Jose Batista zombie,

[00:59:07] uh,

[00:59:08] zombie arc.

[00:59:08] Yeah.

[00:59:09] Zombie game.

[00:59:11] You want to run that for him specifically?

[00:59:14] Hmm.

[00:59:14] Yeah.

[00:59:18] Well,

[00:59:19] he's the one that had such a,

[00:59:20] didn't his character's wife leave him for Jose Batista or something?

[00:59:23] It was something that he,

[00:59:24] I think like Tyler for some reason has some like silly beef with,

[00:59:27] with Jose Batista.

[00:59:28] Oh no,

[00:59:29] it was just,

[00:59:29] it was just,

[00:59:30] that was a name that,

[00:59:31] uh,

[00:59:31] that,

[00:59:32] that came to mind immediately.

[00:59:34] So he fixated on it and decided,

[00:59:36] no,

[00:59:36] he's just going to be my nemesis.

[00:59:39] Yeah.

[00:59:42] So you guys have gotten to a bear Lake,

[00:59:44] which is the little pond near,

[00:59:47] near the hunting site.

[00:59:48] It's about,

[00:59:48] the hunting site is about five minutes away from the,

[00:59:50] from the lake.

[00:59:51] Okay.

[00:59:52] Um,

[00:59:53] and,

[00:59:54] um,

[00:59:55] as like a,

[00:59:57] I guess a,

[00:59:57] or Marcel points out there is a,

[01:00:00] a camp.

[01:00:00] There's another hunting group,

[01:00:02] a hunting camp,

[01:00:03] uh,

[01:00:03] probably about,

[01:00:04] that was probably about like three or four kilometers away from you guys.

[01:00:10] Um,

[01:00:12] farther,

[01:00:12] like north,

[01:00:13] northeast of your,

[01:00:14] of your,

[01:00:14] of your site.

[01:00:15] They're awful close.

[01:00:20] Should we choose to set up camp here or go further away?

[01:00:23] They were here first.

[01:00:23] Well,

[01:00:24] no,

[01:00:24] we're at our camp.

[01:00:26] We'll just hunt to the south west.

[01:00:27] Yeah.

[01:00:29] Um,

[01:00:29] and,

[01:00:30] uh,

[01:00:30] we probably heard the chopper coming in.

[01:00:32] Yeah.

[01:00:33] Does the cloaking make it silent?

[01:00:34] No.

[01:00:35] Didn't think so.

[01:00:36] There just sounds like there's just weird.

[01:00:38] Again,

[01:00:38] you're getting,

[01:00:39] I guess they can hear a helicopter.

[01:00:40] They just can't see where the sound is coming.

[01:00:42] Yeah.

[01:00:42] It's just going to be like,

[01:00:43] you guys are going to see on a YouTube channel.

[01:00:44] It's like,

[01:00:45] what the fuck is that sound?

[01:00:46] We're not seeing anything.

[01:00:47] It's,

[01:00:47] it's gotta be the skyquakes.

[01:00:49] I was at work the other day and I heard a helicopter.

[01:00:52] So I looked up and it was a fucking Chinook.

[01:00:55] Hmm.

[01:00:56] Oh,

[01:00:56] really?

[01:00:56] Yeah.

[01:00:57] There's one flying around Toronto with this like weird radar gear on the front of it.

[01:01:01] Oh,

[01:01:02] it was too high up for me to see if there was anything weird on it,

[01:01:04] but it was definitely a Chinook.

[01:01:06] Like you could see both propellers or not propellers.

[01:01:10] They're rotors.

[01:01:11] Rotors.

[01:01:12] There we go.

[01:01:14] I could see both rotors,

[01:01:16] but it's like,

[01:01:17] I've never actually seen a Chinook flying overhead before.

[01:01:21] Yeah,

[01:01:21] they're cool.

[01:01:22] They are.

[01:01:28] Anyway,

[01:01:29] we had been talking about Chinooks last week,

[01:01:31] so.

[01:01:32] Fair.

[01:01:33] Yeah.

[01:01:34] Because we were talking about the hind and like what it actually was.

[01:01:36] Yep.

[01:01:37] Because you had originally thought that it was like a Chinook.

[01:01:39] It is not.

[01:01:40] No.

[01:01:41] I've since seen what the hind is.

[01:01:43] Mm-hmm.

[01:01:44] And that's so much better.

[01:01:46] Yeah.

[01:01:46] Is,

[01:01:46] is a hind what MHI uses?

[01:01:48] Yes.

[01:01:49] Okay.

[01:01:50] Yes,

[01:01:51] it is.

[01:01:51] So,

[01:01:52] um,

[01:01:52] yeah,

[01:01:52] you guys,

[01:01:58] like tie it off,

[01:01:59] like near the shore.

[01:02:01] Um,

[01:02:02] and,

[01:02:03] uh,

[01:02:03] you trek out.

[01:02:03] Is it going to stay cloaked or do we uncloak it?

[01:02:06] It's unloak it.

[01:02:07] it's unloak it.

[01:02:07] Yeah.

[01:02:07] It doesn't need to be cloaked.

[01:02:09] I'm assuming it would look weird cloaked because there'd just be like an indentation in the

[01:02:13] water of it floating,

[01:02:14] but there's nothing there.

[01:02:16] Yeah.

[01:02:17] Uh,

[01:02:17] and,

[01:02:18] uh,

[01:02:18] you guys trek out up the hill to the,

[01:02:20] uh,

[01:02:21] the campsite and there's a nice clearing.

[01:02:24] Um,

[01:02:24] um,

[01:02:24] like an old,

[01:02:25] uh,

[01:02:26] what looks like a big old clearing for,

[01:02:29] for tents and such.

[01:02:30] And an old,

[01:02:31] um,

[01:02:32] uh,

[01:02:32] fire pit basically.

[01:02:34] Hasn't been used in,

[01:02:35] uh,

[01:02:35] looks like a season or,

[01:02:36] or like at least a year or so.

[01:02:38] Okay.

[01:02:39] And,

[01:02:39] um,

[01:02:41] yeah,

[01:02:41] so you guys have to,

[01:02:42] you guys get set up.

[01:02:43] Yep.

[01:02:43] I'll,

[01:02:44] uh,

[01:02:44] I'll construct my tent and then start,

[01:02:46] um,

[01:02:47] assembling the,

[01:02:48] uh,

[01:02:48] the radio tower.

[01:02:53] Now,

[01:02:53] did anybody take like magic for this?

[01:02:58] Does anyone have unseen servant?

[01:03:00] Are we cheating?

[01:03:02] I'd like to.

[01:03:04] That's the big question.

[01:03:06] Are we going to cheat here or no?

[01:03:10] Did anyone take the ritual of like set up camp?

[01:03:13] The,

[01:03:14] it was a secret,

[01:03:16] we can just make like a pocket dimension with a door.

[01:03:18] Yeah.

[01:03:19] I do not.

[01:03:20] Damn.

[01:03:21] Okay.

[01:03:26] We'll get this done.

[01:03:29] And within like five minutes,

[01:03:31] your tent is already on.

[01:03:32] I was an empty.

[01:03:33] His tent was already up.

[01:03:35] It's basic.

[01:03:37] Yeah.

[01:03:40] But she's got the tent up and also the,

[01:03:42] um,

[01:03:42] the fire pit,

[01:03:43] the,

[01:03:43] the fire pit.

[01:03:44] You look over,

[01:03:45] there's just an old pit.

[01:03:47] Turn around,

[01:03:47] look back.

[01:03:49] It's already like,

[01:03:49] all the stones have been like reassembled.

[01:03:51] There's been like a nice like,

[01:03:52] uh,

[01:03:53] like a whole kitchen set up basically at the fire pit.

[01:03:55] That was fast.

[01:03:57] Would James take one look?

[01:03:58] Will you marry me?

[01:04:01] Gotta put a ring on it,

[01:04:02] honey.

[01:04:04] I don't have one.

[01:04:09] And not have a,

[01:04:10] uh,

[01:04:11] uh,

[01:04:12] one of the,

[01:04:12] uh,

[01:04:13] talismans.

[01:04:14] I get a ring.

[01:04:14] Sheffle actually.

[01:04:15] Yeah.

[01:04:16] You can just give her one of your talismans.

[01:04:19] Sacrifice the talisman.

[01:04:22] You propose on this weekend.

[01:04:24] And then the camping finale is the wedding.

[01:04:31] Yeah.

[01:04:32] We're not moose hunting anymore,

[01:04:33] guys.

[01:04:34] I guess we're just drinking.

[01:04:37] I thought that moose hunting was.

[01:04:42] Yeah.

[01:04:42] It's basically the same thing.

[01:04:45] Yeah.

[01:04:45] I do it.

[01:04:47] So,

[01:04:48] yeah.

[01:04:48] We're all set up.

[01:04:49] Yeah.

[01:04:49] And you guys are talking about like,

[01:04:50] can we just leave you in magic ways?

[01:04:51] I was like,

[01:04:52] Sharon's just like,

[01:04:53] so what do I have to do to get like magic and shit?

[01:04:55] Like,

[01:04:56] is that something I can do?

[01:04:57] Yeah.

[01:04:58] You haven't been beat up yet.

[01:04:59] Have you?

[01:05:00] B-E-E.

[01:05:02] There was a moose.

[01:05:03] A postrophe D.

[01:05:05] That sounds weird.

[01:05:06] I thought you'd never get game-in.

[01:05:07] You don't have to be a B.

[01:05:08] Like,

[01:05:09] you don't have to be a Chosen of Gaia to use magic.

[01:05:11] Do you not?

[01:05:12] No.

[01:05:13] Lots of people from my school use magic,

[01:05:15] and they're not Bs.

[01:05:17] Yeah.

[01:05:17] You went to a Met?

[01:05:18] Of course you went to a wizard school.

[01:05:20] Was it Hogwarts?

[01:05:22] Uh,

[01:05:23] no.

[01:05:23] No.

[01:05:24] Our headmaster was the illustrious Jeffrey Combs.

[01:05:34] You said that.

[01:05:35] You actually,

[01:05:36] in character,

[01:05:37] you said the...

[01:05:37] His actual name?

[01:05:39] Yes.

[01:05:40] Or did.

[01:05:41] But I don't actually ever remember.

[01:05:43] It's Montauk.

[01:05:44] Or Montauk.

[01:05:45] Yes,

[01:05:46] but I'm never,

[01:05:47] ever going to remember that.

[01:05:48] It's a Montauk.

[01:05:49] So,

[01:05:49] it's gonna be,

[01:05:50] it's gonna be Jeffrey Combs.

[01:05:52] Jeffrey Combs.

[01:05:54] Isn't that the actor who's like,

[01:05:56] every alien in Star Trek?

[01:05:57] Uh,

[01:05:59] yeah.

[01:05:59] Don't you mean?

[01:06:01] Star Trek Jeffrey's tubes?

[01:06:04] Oh yeah,

[01:06:04] you weren't,

[01:06:05] you're not in the,

[01:06:05] you're not in the,

[01:06:06] uh,

[01:06:07] the groupie chat.

[01:06:09] There was a thing we saw,

[01:06:10] like,

[01:06:10] the,

[01:06:10] everyone is Jeffrey Combs.

[01:06:11] Like,

[01:06:11] it was like a poster of like,

[01:06:13] somebody had like,

[01:06:13] just put Jeffrey Combs' face on all the Star Trek characters.

[01:06:16] Oh,

[01:06:16] okay.

[01:06:16] And then I was like,

[01:06:17] oh man,

[01:06:18] I wanna run a game where it's like,

[01:06:19] everyone is Jeffrey Combs.

[01:06:19] It's like,

[01:06:20] wait,

[01:06:21] it's just called Jeffrey,

[01:06:22] Star Trek,

[01:06:23] Jeffrey's tubes.

[01:06:24] Because Jeffrey tubes is the utility tubes

[01:06:26] in starships in Star Trek.

[01:06:28] So you can access all the tubes.

[01:06:29] They're actually called Jeffrey's tubes.

[01:06:30] Basically the,

[01:06:31] the sub corridors that you have to crawl through

[01:06:33] to like,

[01:06:33] repair the ship.

[01:06:34] Yeah.

[01:06:35] But they connect to everything.

[01:06:36] What have they called that?

[01:06:37] I,

[01:06:38] I,

[01:06:38] there's a reason,

[01:06:39] but I don't know why.

[01:06:40] Merritt?

[01:06:43] I know,

[01:06:43] I know,

[01:06:44] I know,

[01:06:44] I know,

[01:06:44] I know,

[01:06:44] I hear the hardest core Trekkie here.

[01:06:47] Uh,

[01:06:47] they were named after a Star Trek engineer,

[01:06:49] uh,

[01:06:50] Roland Jeffries.

[01:06:52] I'd buy that.

[01:06:54] Yeah.

[01:06:54] I'd buy it.

[01:06:56] But yeah,

[01:06:58] so anyway,

[01:06:58] yeah,

[01:06:58] so she,

[01:06:59] that's what she says.

[01:07:00] Oh,

[01:07:00] so like,

[01:07:01] do they do,

[01:07:03] like,

[01:07:03] adult students?

[01:07:04] Like,

[01:07:04] can adult students apply?

[01:07:06] It's like a college.

[01:07:07] Uh,

[01:07:08] how many years was I there?

[01:07:09] You were there for like,

[01:07:11] well,

[01:07:11] you were probably there for like,

[01:07:13] five or six years.

[01:07:14] I would say.

[01:07:15] Okay,

[01:07:16] so yeah,

[01:07:16] it's like,

[01:07:17] it's a,

[01:07:17] it's a four year program.

[01:07:20] Dick.

[01:07:24] It's a two year program.

[01:07:29] You still have associates to me.

[01:07:32] Well,

[01:07:32] because I think,

[01:07:32] I think like the kids,

[01:07:34] like,

[01:07:34] it's an academy.

[01:07:35] So it's like,

[01:07:36] basically like,

[01:07:36] high school mixed with college

[01:07:38] kind of place.

[01:07:39] Yeah,

[01:07:39] yeah.

[01:07:40] It's kind of like a boarding school.

[01:07:42] Yeah,

[01:07:42] yeah.

[01:07:43] Uh,

[01:07:44] like,

[01:07:45] mostly teens,

[01:07:46] but there are some young adults who go.

[01:07:48] I'm sure there's like,

[01:07:49] and I,

[01:07:50] I know that they have some,

[01:07:52] uh,

[01:07:52] some like,

[01:07:53] um,

[01:07:54] what are those ones where you do them from home

[01:07:56] and you just mail stuff in?

[01:07:57] Correspondence courses.

[01:07:58] I know they have some correspondence courses.

[01:08:01] We could probably sign you up for some of them if you want.

[01:08:03] I would be very interested to.

[01:08:05] I could help tutor you,

[01:08:06] but there are outfits that will have to be worn.

[01:08:14] You know,

[01:08:14] if you give me magic,

[01:08:15] fuck it.

[01:08:19] I've always wanted to be a goddamn witch.

[01:08:24] Funny,

[01:08:25] because if you become a witch,

[01:08:26] God will damn you.

[01:08:29] Now I think you're bullshitting me.

[01:08:32] That's not a thing.

[01:08:33] Right?

[01:08:34] It looks to the other,

[01:08:35] it looks to you guys.

[01:08:36] I didn't learn the same,

[01:08:37] I'm,

[01:08:38] I'm not an academic wizard.

[01:08:40] Okay.

[01:08:41] The good book is very clear on it.

[01:08:44] Okay,

[01:08:44] so you're southern,

[01:08:45] like,

[01:08:45] you're,

[01:08:46] you're a southern boy.

[01:08:48] He's,

[01:08:49] you're just a southern boy.

[01:08:50] He's,

[01:08:50] he's a school boy from,

[01:08:51] uh,

[01:08:52] from,

[01:08:52] from New England.

[01:08:53] You can tell by the truth.

[01:08:54] I stumbled into this.

[01:08:56] What is your story,

[01:08:57] John?

[01:08:59] John?

[01:08:59] Pick up some bullshit.

[01:09:02] She can hear you.

[01:09:03] I can hear you.

[01:09:07] Well,

[01:09:07] it's like,

[01:09:08] okay,

[01:09:08] we're all like,

[01:09:09] bees,

[01:09:10] right?

[01:09:10] Like,

[01:09:10] all three of us?

[01:09:12] Be,

[01:09:12] bees?

[01:09:13] Aren't you?

[01:09:13] Are you?

[01:09:15] I never actually asked.

[01:09:16] He died and got back up.

[01:09:18] I did.

[01:09:18] Yeah,

[01:09:19] but,

[01:09:19] Is he either a bee

[01:09:19] or he's Jesus?

[01:09:23] Oh,

[01:09:23] God,

[01:09:24] does that mean in the secret world

[01:09:25] that Jesus was a beesus?

[01:09:26] Yes.

[01:09:28] It does now.

[01:09:29] God damn it.

[01:09:32] He's the original one.

[01:09:33] Yeah.

[01:09:33] He's the O.V.

[01:09:34] That was not his first death

[01:09:36] because it took him three days to rez.

[01:09:39] yeah.

[01:09:42] Also,

[01:09:42] he wouldn't have been the first one,

[01:09:43] but he would have been like,

[01:09:44] he was like the first one

[01:09:45] of the fourth age

[01:09:46] or like,

[01:09:47] he was one of the earlier ones.

[01:09:48] Mm-hmm.

[01:09:50] God.

[01:09:51] Basically,

[01:09:51] as far as I know,

[01:09:52] there's two ways to get magic.

[01:09:53] Either you study your ass off

[01:09:55] and do it the hard way

[01:09:57] which does get you more magic

[01:09:59] in the long run.

[01:09:59] Does it?

[01:10:01] You cap out a fifth level spell slots.

[01:10:04] Because I'm a mercenary.

[01:10:06] If I picked magus,

[01:10:07] I would have been the same.

[01:10:10] It's because I am a combat-focused cast.

[01:10:13] I thought we were running under the assumption

[01:10:15] that all maguses pretty much

[01:10:17] come from the school.

[01:10:18] We might.

[01:10:19] Not necessarily.

[01:10:20] They come from some kind of education.

[01:10:22] Yes.

[01:10:23] Innsmouth Academy is not the only one.

[01:10:24] Come from a school,

[01:10:26] is what I said.

[01:10:26] Yeah,

[01:10:27] come from a school.

[01:10:28] I'm sure the dragons have something.

[01:10:29] Yeah,

[01:10:29] the dragon and like,

[01:10:30] the Illumina,

[01:10:31] I'm sure the Templar have other schools

[01:10:33] or like other places

[01:10:34] and there are other factions.

[01:10:35] As I say,

[01:10:36] comes from a school,

[01:10:38] but also,

[01:10:39] the magus is not the only

[01:10:40] main class

[01:10:42] that has more than

[01:10:43] fifth level spell slots.

[01:10:45] That's true.

[01:10:45] Warlock does.

[01:10:47] But you're selling your soul

[01:10:49] to the devil.

[01:10:51] There's many ways

[01:10:52] to get magic.

[01:10:55] And then there's

[01:10:56] tricksters.

[01:10:59] Okay.

[01:11:00] I can't recall

[01:11:01] how tricksters

[01:11:02] get their,

[01:11:02] how they get their,

[01:11:04] I'll leave it

[01:11:04] comes over.

[01:11:05] Tea,

[01:11:05] anybody?

[01:11:06] Anybody want tea

[01:11:07] or something stronger?

[01:11:09] Please.

[01:11:10] Yeah,

[01:11:10] sure.

[01:11:12] I wish we had a physical book

[01:11:14] so I could just look this up

[01:11:16] and give her a tweet.

[01:11:16] We're getting it.

[01:11:18] Apparently,

[01:11:19] as of this month,

[01:11:21] all the materials

[01:11:22] have gone to Funcom

[01:11:23] for approval

[01:11:25] and in the next

[01:11:26] like two or three months

[01:11:27] we should be getting

[01:11:28] our physical books.

[01:11:30] Okay,

[01:11:30] well I got 25%

[01:11:31] so I will

[01:11:32] pull up the trickster

[01:11:33] and I can also

[01:11:35] pull it.

[01:11:35] Yeah,

[01:11:36] I have an hour too.

[01:11:43] We said that.

[01:11:44] I wrote,

[01:11:46] I laughed my ass off

[01:11:47] and he responded with,

[01:11:48] I wasn't even chewing

[01:11:49] on a starburst either.

[01:11:52] I was,

[01:11:53] that's so random.

[01:11:57] I like that joke.

[01:12:03] In a chaotic world,

[01:12:05] in a chaotic world,

[01:12:05] sometimes the old medicine

[01:12:08] is an,

[01:12:09] they don't really have any magic,

[01:12:10] it's just David Blum bullshit.

[01:12:12] Oh my god.

[01:12:13] In a chaotic world,

[01:12:15] sometimes the only medicine

[01:12:17] is an illimitable fool.

[01:12:20] Tricksters turn their magic

[01:12:22] and their charms

[01:12:23] toward befuddling

[01:12:25] and manipulating others

[01:12:26] or simply throwing a wrench

[01:12:28] into the well-oiled machine

[01:12:30] or plants.

[01:12:33] Yeah,

[01:12:33] so they're basically

[01:12:34] just like,

[01:12:34] oh no,

[01:12:35] that's shadow buns.

[01:12:35] I don't want shadow buns.

[01:12:40] Are they basically just bards?

[01:12:45] Or like,

[01:12:45] Harlequin type characters?

[01:12:49] What page is it?

[01:12:51] The start of it is page 151.

[01:12:53] 151.

[01:12:54] 151.

[01:13:01] Trickster beings show up

[01:13:04] in all of the world mythologies,

[01:13:06] Loki,

[01:13:06] Anansi,

[01:13:07] Hermes,

[01:13:08] Crow,

[01:13:08] and the rest.

[01:13:10] Some are friendly,

[01:13:11] some are dangerous,

[01:13:12] all sing,

[01:13:12] all sing the sacred obscenities.

[01:13:16] These are beings

[01:13:17] who sometimes imperil the world,

[01:13:20] but also save with their antics.

[01:13:23] They illuminate the flaws

[01:13:25] in the proud and tyrannical.

[01:13:27] In the secret world,

[01:13:28] the trickster class

[01:13:30] denotes magic users

[01:13:31] who excel at illusion,

[01:13:33] mind-bending enchantment,

[01:13:35] probability manipulation,

[01:13:37] and shape-changing.

[01:13:38] They are daring will-working,

[01:13:40] daring will-workers

[01:13:42] who win by keeping

[01:13:45] their enemies off balance

[01:13:46] and confused.

[01:13:47] If one's opponent is stronger,

[01:13:50] then turn that strength on them

[01:13:53] and let them destroy themselves.

[01:13:59] Devotee to a trickster deity,

[01:14:01] a trilogy or con artist

[01:14:02] that finds their gift of gab

[01:14:04] suddenly supernaturally boosted,

[01:14:06] stage illusionists,

[01:14:07] like the obvious.

[01:14:09] Anarchists.

[01:14:11] Mr. Corporate Saboteur

[01:14:12] who expands their mission

[01:14:14] to one of more cosmic significance.

[01:14:16] Oh, my.

[01:14:16] Celebrity poker player

[01:14:18] who has mastered

[01:14:19] the mathematics of chance

[01:14:20] and finds they can now

[01:14:21] nudge chance in unlikely ways.

[01:14:23] Or an introvert

[01:14:24] who has always felt unseen

[01:14:26] who gains the ability

[01:14:27] to literally become invisible.

[01:14:29] So Criss Angel,

[01:14:31] the mind freak,

[01:14:32] if he actually had powers.

[01:14:35] Who says he doesn't?

[01:14:36] David Blaine.

[01:14:37] Are you ready?

[01:14:40] I used to love

[01:14:41] Criss Angel, the mind freak.

[01:14:42] I like the show.

[01:14:43] Just the intro, though.

[01:14:44] The intro was really cool.

[01:14:45] And also,

[01:14:46] some of his abilities,

[01:14:47] some of his tricks were cool.

[01:14:48] There were abilities.

[01:14:49] You can call them abilities.

[01:14:50] Some of his tricks were really cool.

[01:14:51] Like, when he, like,

[01:14:52] when he, like,

[01:14:53] kids were, like,

[01:14:53] hopping in a puddle

[01:14:55] and then he went and hopped into it

[01:14:56] and he just fell through it

[01:14:57] through it

[01:14:58] and then he, like,

[01:14:58] showed up on the top