(Nights Black Agents): Chuck's Angels - Episode 2: An Apple a Day

[00:00:00] Last year I had an experience with Void Chitron today

[00:00:58] It's a name of the game, it's fucking with things man

[00:01:00] Yeah, we are continuing on Chucks Angels

[00:01:07] So before we get too far ahead though, let's start with introductions of characters

[00:01:13] Starting with Discord Alphabetical Order

[00:01:18] Still at the top, hey guys this is Adam and I am going to be reprising the row of David Aundall from the hard streets of Akron, Ohio

[00:01:29] There's that whole thing in Helsinki, he found himself in David to Chuck

[00:01:33] Chuck's got a little bit of problems so Dad as we are affectionately referring to David Aundall

[00:01:39] has came out of retirement and has generated whips from teenage ass apparently with crowbar

[00:01:46] or a tire iron

[00:01:49] So what you're saying is that you're going to deal with those teenage shirt bags?

[00:01:54] It's really a teenage wasteland

[00:01:56] I was really hoping, I was about to say that

[00:02:02] You know those teenagers scare the living shit out of me

[00:02:08] It's a hard city, Dayton, Ohio

[00:02:12] But Eric Snow is harder

[00:02:18] This is Chris and I am playing a private investigator

[00:02:25] for one Raymond Chandler character, Eric Snow

[00:02:31] Does that mean that somebody is going to burst through the door at any moment with a gun?

[00:02:37] Or with the fangs?

[00:02:39] Yeah that's true

[00:02:41] Hello this is Joe

[00:02:44] I'm playing John Carlo Nervetti

[00:02:47] Johnny Nervetti, sometimes Johnny Nerves

[00:02:52] He was also in Helsinki, Chuck saved his life

[00:02:56] Everybody else was getting to the chopper, he decided to stay behind

[00:02:59] So when Chuck needed help he came out here to Bumblefuck Nowhere, Washington or is it Oregon?

[00:03:07] It doesn't matter, it's the Pacific Northwest

[00:03:11] To solve his teenagers drug problem?

[00:03:15] Maybe who knows?

[00:03:16] Anyway I'm following a wolf

[00:03:18] Well I'm following a companion who's following a wolf

[00:03:21] That brings us down to me, hi I'm Brownie

[00:03:24] Today I'm reprising the role of Marvin Swamps

[00:03:27] He's a retired CIA wet worker that was fed LSD every day for 11 years and is very paranoid

[00:03:33] and is obsessed with conspiracy theories

[00:03:38] Did you all know that the Starbucks logo is a satanic symbol that shows it's a cult?

[00:03:42] It is a mermaid

[00:03:44] Yeah

[00:03:46] The siren call

[00:03:48] So hi everybody this is David

[00:03:51] I'm going to be playing Seagull who is the group's favorite would be a cultist wet worker

[00:03:59] Apparently the church has basically been shaking him up and throwing him at various different problems

[00:04:05] Having him be a trouble shooter and just kind of saying there's trouble, shoot it

[00:04:09] And getting around the idea of it being a murder by telling him that it was actually a selkie the entire time

[00:04:17] So maybe I know a thing or two about the cult

[00:04:20] Maybe I'm just really good at shooting things but we're going to find out

[00:04:24] Currently I am following a wolf because it told me that I should

[00:04:29] In wolfie language

[00:04:30] And I am going to die on this hill

[00:04:33] The wolf actually asked me to follow it

[00:04:37] That is perfectly reasonable

[00:04:42] In fact I think we're going to start with Seagull and Johnny

[00:04:45] Tonight

[00:04:48] So yeah you guys are chasing a wolf through the woods

[00:04:54] To grandmothers how's you go

[00:04:56] Chasing we're following there's a difference voice from the sky

[00:05:02] Johnny is just like

[00:05:04] Seagull what the fuck

[00:05:11] So yeah

[00:05:14] You guys continue through the woods for another for a bit

[00:05:18] And eventually

[00:05:23] At first it seems like you lose sight of the wolf

[00:05:26] But you're following the same direction that it went

[00:05:30] And it leads you into a clearing

[00:05:36] And the wolf is on the other side sitting and watching you

[00:05:41] And there's another animal also there

[00:05:47] There is a vampire bat

[00:05:52] No it looks like a very old border collie

[00:05:56] And there's a piece of Bristol board next to it

[00:06:02] Like kind of stood up by a tree

[00:06:08] And it reads an apple a day keeps the doctor away

[00:06:14] And the border collie has a small farmer's basket in its mouth

[00:06:22] We just followed some fucking newest carol shit

[00:06:30] Hey what a mysterious dog at the middle of the woods sitting next to his side

[00:06:34] With a basket of apples offered to an apple you take the apple

[00:06:37] Well one of us takes the apple the other one remains unappled

[00:06:41] Just in case

[00:06:44] Alright well tell you what I'm going to eat this apple

[00:06:46] I knew you would

[00:06:47] I think you can deal with the doctor when it shows up

[00:06:50] There are four apples in the basket

[00:06:55] Yes as the border collie does like slowly get up

[00:06:58] And start walking slowly towards you guys with the basket

[00:07:02] I do love that we have two sane characters

[00:07:08] Okay dog and wolf your friend

[00:07:11] I'm not going to eat any apples

[00:07:13] Why am I talking to you?

[00:07:16] The wolf and dog just stare at you

[00:07:20] Clearly we have to tell them what our intent is

[00:07:22] So that they understand

[00:07:23] Like we don't want to scare them with sudden movements

[00:07:26] I appreciate the gesture of the apples

[00:07:28] And I am going to eat this one right here in front of you

[00:07:33] What are both of your guys notice?

[00:07:35] Ah there it is two

[00:07:37] I've got a notice of two

[00:07:38] Do I need to spend a notice?

[00:07:41] I have a notice of four

[00:07:43] No support?

[00:07:45] Oh you see everything

[00:07:47] Well it's, yeah you recall something

[00:07:51] The Bristol board and the writing

[00:07:54] The way the writing on the Bristol board and some of that

[00:07:56] You're reminded of the weird guy

[00:08:00] That was just outside of town with the sign

[00:08:03] That had the Bristol board sign that says they walk among us

[00:08:10] Same handwriting or something

[00:08:11] It looks like it's the same scrawling

[00:08:12] And it's like a similar piece of Bristol board

[00:08:15] Like kind of yellowed and rain damaged

[00:08:19] Alright I mean it's not going to do anything for me

[00:08:23] Because that's a weird coincidence

[00:08:25] And also possibly another crazy person

[00:08:27] Which I do not need more of

[00:08:30] You're swimming in

[00:08:31] Yeah I'm drowning crazy people

[00:08:35] It really says something that like

[00:08:37] The other sane person

[00:08:38] Is a dude who's like obsessed with being a 30s detective

[00:08:44] Yeah

[00:08:45] Oh the dad seems pretty sane

[00:08:49] I mean he's not going to seem sane after he tries to attack a teenager with a crowbar

[00:08:53] Yeah

[00:08:55] Alright

[00:08:56] What's happened before?

[00:08:58] You start to not know the public education system

[00:09:00] Please continue

[00:09:01] Do you not remember Helsinki?

[00:09:04] I do

[00:09:05] Well I try not to

[00:09:07] I usually put it out of my mind with

[00:09:10] Mind altering drugs

[00:09:13] That poor boarding school

[00:09:15] What?

[00:09:20] In any case I'm going to watch Seagull and see what happens when he eats this apple

[00:09:23] Okay

[00:09:25] So yeah Seagull you eat the apple?

[00:09:27] I eat the apple

[00:09:30] Yeah

[00:09:32] It's delicious

[00:09:35] It's pretty crisp

[00:09:37] Um

[00:09:38] Nothing happens

[00:09:40] You eat an apple

[00:09:42] I'm going to start shaking for half a second

[00:09:46] Just kidding

[00:09:47] It's an apple

[00:09:49] Why are you so paranoid?

[00:09:52] How dare you sir

[00:09:56] Come on I can fuck with you just a little bit let's go

[00:10:00] Let's come back to following that wolf

[00:10:03] Well you guys look around and the wolf is gone

[00:10:06] We lost the wolf

[00:10:07] But the dog is still there

[00:10:10] Look towards the dog for a second just hey which way did the wolf go?

[00:10:15] It looks at you and it continues to look at you

[00:10:19] It's just a dog

[00:10:24] It's head tilts the side

[00:10:29] Well boy seems like you're one of the various weirdnesses we're going to encounter out here

[00:10:34] I guess I'll take an apple and put it in my pocket

[00:10:37] See safe now

[00:10:40] Maybe I want to eat it later

[00:10:42] I don't know

[00:10:45] Okay

[00:10:47] After I finish eating the apple

[00:10:49] I will pop the seeds out of it

[00:10:51] Stick those into my

[00:10:53] Yeah I'm going to put the apple seeds into a pocket

[00:10:58] Look this means something

[00:11:01] Alright that's okay

[00:11:03] I mean I don't see how but alright

[00:11:06] Look the sign says an apple a day keeps the doctor away

[00:11:09] So apparently the doctor is a bad guy and you know what

[00:11:14] That tells me that if I were to put these apple seeds into a shotgun shell

[00:11:18] And shoot the doctor with the apple seeds

[00:11:20] That will stop the doctor

[00:11:22] Out of character a brilliant line of reasoning

[00:11:27] In character

[00:11:30] Yeah I'm like okay well

[00:11:33] Okay

[00:11:33] Do we want to just like switch there from scene?

[00:11:37] Yeah I think so

[00:11:38] As the insanity kicks in

[00:11:41] Okay so let's go to Eric Snow and Marvin

[00:11:46] On their B&E job

[00:11:48] And see that's how you know Amelia Earhart was eaten by crabs

[00:11:54] Okay that one I actually do agree with

[00:11:58] Can we focus on the murder dungeon though

[00:12:04] I'm focused on the secret staircase

[00:12:09] Yeah it looks like a cement like kind of just like the walls are all cement

[00:12:13] The staircase is cement and it just goes down into a dark space below

[00:12:24] I pull out a flashlight because as a good private detective

[00:12:28] I always have a flashlight

[00:12:31] I reach down underneath my coat and pull out my shotgun with the flashlight on it and click that on

[00:12:37] Jesus dude

[00:12:39] What?

[00:12:42] I'm just like alright let's move

[00:12:46] Alright so yeah you guys start

[00:12:48] Ending down the stairs into the basement or the sub basement as it were

[00:12:56] And with your flashlight you can see that there is a

[00:12:59] It does eventually go down into a dark chamber

[00:13:03] It looks like there's a lot of like shelves and stuff like that and even like a table in there

[00:13:07] And there's also a switch on the side of the

[00:13:11] Just as you're about to go into this room

[00:13:13] At the bottom of the stairs

[00:13:15] Click

[00:13:16] Okay

[00:13:19] Cold fluorescent lights turn on to match the very cold temperatures that are in this room

[00:13:27] It appears to be a temperature controlled blood bank

[00:13:31] Look

[00:13:32] There are

[00:13:34] It is a large cement room with

[00:13:41] Windowed

[00:13:42] Large windowed coolers lining the walls

[00:13:46] With different

[00:13:49] Like rows of blood bags and

[00:13:53] With various blood types on them

[00:13:54] I pull out my camera and I start taking pictures

[00:13:59] Okay

[00:14:00] This is fucked up

[00:14:01] On the table there is a clipboard with a bunch of like kind of like that yellow like document paper

[00:14:09] And there's also another door on the far end of the room that it appears to be locked

[00:14:15] Like with a padlock and such

[00:14:22] Marvin do you have any skill with lock picking?

[00:14:24] Oh I've got a little I can spend a point of criminology

[00:14:31] Okay yeah

[00:14:32] I think we need to get as much information as possible and then get the fuck out of here

[00:14:37] This is some dark shit

[00:14:40] Are you going to take a look at that clipboard on the table?

[00:14:47] Yes I'm going to take some pictures

[00:14:49] Okay fair

[00:14:53] Yeah just as a cursory look at the documents on the clipboard

[00:14:57] They are documents with various blood orders received

[00:15:04] Shipping from various medical centers across America

[00:15:08] I am going to shove this in Johnny's face he did not believe me when I said this was a cult

[00:15:14] Eric wait what month is this?

[00:15:18] That is a good question

[00:15:21] Because you know April is the government's blood sacrifice month I bet they're in with the government

[00:15:28] This set over my shoulder while trying to pick the lock?

[00:15:31] Yeah it's a pretty high end lock but it takes you a little bit but you do eventually

[00:15:38] Are you already able to unlock it?

[00:15:45] Yeah you open this door

[00:15:49] Open it clear style stand to the side

[00:15:52] Yeah of course

[00:15:54] Yeah you open that and there is a noticeable mist starts forming as there appears to be a temperature change between rooms

[00:16:05] Put a hand into the pocket mask on face

[00:16:10] Oh that's bad

[00:16:13] And just for reference it's a porcupig mask

[00:16:17] Of course it is

[00:16:18] Not like a full face mask but you know print it on the fabric

[00:16:24] Yeah a mist starts forming at the bottom of the door as the warm air from inside of this room

[00:16:31] Starts mingling with the cold air of the temperature controlled blood bank room

[00:16:36] And you look inside like there is some light inside it's not just dark but it's more like kind of low light

[00:16:44] And as you go inside you see that it is a pale contrast to the concrete sterile environment that you just walked into

[00:16:56] It is a lavished earthen chamber with orange and purple banners adorning the walls

[00:17:04] A desk with glowing crystalline candles

[00:17:10] And a large black tome of some kind on a desk to the side of the wall

[00:17:19] With an ink, well it looks like an ink quill sort of setup

[00:17:24] And in the center of the room there is a pedestal in the center

[00:17:30] There is a pedestal with a kneeling pew in front of it

[00:17:37] There are some kind of prongs on the pedestal

[00:17:44] But there is nothing on the pedestal itself aside from those prongs

[00:17:49] Helsinki couldn't have prepared me for this

[00:17:53] When you say prongs are they part of the pedestal or are they

[00:17:59] objects sitting on top that has prongs

[00:18:01] It looks like they are like crystalline prongs and there is an indentation on the top of the pedestal as if they were to hold up something

[00:18:09] But that something is missing

[00:18:13] About how big?

[00:18:17] About a foot or two in diameter

[00:18:25] The indentation would say that whatever it was was spherical

[00:18:30] There is not a trough leading off of the top of this thing coming from the prongs or anything?

[00:18:35] Nope

[00:18:37] Thinking about the previous room

[00:18:39] That's true, yeah, that's fair

[00:18:42] I mean that's all store bought

[00:18:44] Sometimes you like to squeeze fresh

[00:18:46] Store bought is fine

[00:18:47] Yeah, the crystalline candles are kind of reminiscent of salt rock lights

[00:18:57] But they have candles inside of them that are still burning

[00:19:03] And the black tome has a gold insignia on its cover

[00:19:10] And a little lock clasp

[00:19:13] Keeping it closed

[00:19:15] So yeah, welcome to this room and strangeness

[00:19:24] Welp

[00:19:26] Like this is awful

[00:19:28] I hate this

[00:19:33] I'm actually going to pull up a

[00:19:35] I'm also actually going to send you guys a link or an image of the symbol

[00:19:44] Because of course I did

[00:19:49] Why am I surprised?

[00:19:52] Hey man, give an artist an idea

[00:19:56] They will draw

[00:19:59] Marvin, I'm going to take pictures

[00:20:01] You think you can break into that lock or do you want me to take a look at it?

[00:20:06] I think you need to take a crack

[00:20:07] I broke my lock picks in that last lock just as I opened it

[00:20:10] Okay so that looks like two hands in the middle holding a thing

[00:20:17] Like holding an orb

[00:20:23] Abstract of course

[00:20:25] Oh, it's clearly two trucks having sex

[00:20:28] Well that's the pedestal with the prongs with the missing orb in the middle

[00:20:32] Yeah

[00:20:34] That or a Gundam

[00:20:38] Actually when I first came up with it I realized oh god it looks like a transformer insignia

[00:20:42] It really does

[00:20:45] The transformers the decepticons and the vampiricons is that what I'm hearing?

[00:20:49] Yeah

[00:20:51] Do do do do

[00:20:54] Alright

[00:20:54] So I'm going to spend my point of criminology to

[00:21:01] Break that lock

[00:21:03] Okay

[00:21:05] Yeah you managed to do so

[00:21:07] It wasn't too terribly hard to break it but you're able to get it

[00:21:13] And you open it up

[00:21:15] and

[00:21:17] there it looks like it is a series of

[00:21:23] notes not like notations addresses dates and activities

[00:21:29] in various places around the world

[00:21:32] including

[00:21:34] Well including Alaska, Quebec, Newfoundland, New Orleans

[00:21:40] France, Russia, Finland

[00:21:43] And it continues

[00:21:45] And rice shit

[00:21:49] Yeah locations you're picking up as most locations mostly in the northern hemisphere

[00:21:54] Alright

[00:21:56] Well I'm going to take as many pictures as possible

[00:21:59] Okay

[00:22:00] There's also like the first page had a

[00:22:05] It apparently this book is for something called the Voltaire order

[00:22:11] As in like the guy who wrote Candide?

[00:22:15] I don't know

[00:22:17] Okay

[00:22:18] Yeah

[00:22:20] Yes it is as in the guy who wrote Candide

[00:22:22] Right

[00:22:24] Looking at the way that you said you broke that lock off was that right Chris?

[00:22:28] No I just picked it

[00:22:29] Yeah you just picked it yeah we didn't break it

[00:22:32] Okay because if they knew for sure we were going to be here there's a guy in town whose name I would have written in the book saying

[00:22:37] Name was here

[00:22:39] You know to throw them off our scent

[00:22:42] They were like the hardware store owner

[00:22:44] Nice

[00:22:45] Poor Fettie

[00:22:49] Fettie

[00:22:51] Gotta throw people off our scent

[00:22:54] I'm a dooma man

[00:22:57] I'm just gonna close it up back up

[00:23:00] I've taken my pictures

[00:23:02] Okay well actually

[00:23:04] One of the

[00:23:05] Are you like skimming through the book as you're like taking your photos and stuff?

[00:23:08] One of the last pages that has like writing on it

[00:23:13] Does have a name that you recognize

[00:23:17] Nella Eagle

[00:23:19] It says something about an induction

[00:23:21] Oh that's bad

[00:23:24] At a ritual site

[00:23:26] Or sorry at the ritual site

[00:23:31] So yeah

[00:23:33] Yeah this is not a visual medium so you can't see me

[00:23:39] My eyes just widened

[00:23:45] But yeah you're taking pictures of like all of it

[00:23:48] So you can share with the class when you guys reconvene

[00:23:53] Yeah all right

[00:23:56] Marvin I think we need to go

[00:24:00] As you're about to like as you step away from the book there Eric

[00:24:06] Roll me a stability check

[00:24:08] Sure

[00:24:09] Which in some parlance is also known as a stab check yeah

[00:24:14] Yes I'm gonna spend one

[00:24:17] Hey that's a success

[00:24:19] Okay so you don't lose anything

[00:24:22] Aside from what you used

[00:24:25] But you get a vision

[00:24:29] And for Marvin

[00:24:30] You see for a brief moment

[00:24:33] Eric just kind of like stiffens up

[00:24:36] And looks at the ceiling

[00:24:38] With his eyes rolled over in his head

[00:24:43] Eric you see another place

[00:24:47] You're not sure if it's another time but it's another place

[00:24:50] Something is in

[00:24:54] It looks like a town on the coast

[00:24:58] Larger than Sporks

[00:25:01] They're in an alleyway

[00:25:03] It looks like they were stalking somebody

[00:25:08] Looks like some kind of delinquent

[00:25:11] The person looks terrified

[00:25:12] As if you're looking through a person's eyes

[00:25:17] And you're stalking this delinquent who is like scattering to try and get away from somebody in an alleyway

[00:25:24] And then the vision just kind of like snaps to a direction

[00:25:30] And you get the horrible sensation that they are staring at you

[00:25:36] Oh I do not like that

[00:25:39] And then you snap out of that vision

[00:25:42] You know what makes that even better?

[00:25:45] When you snap back to yourself

[00:25:48] Marvin is standing there

[00:25:50] Looking very intensely at you

[00:25:53] With the shotgun aimed at you

[00:25:54] And he says that's a pure sign of demonic possession

[00:25:59] Tell me what you told me in Helsinki

[00:26:03] God damn it Marvin

[00:26:04] Roll another stability test

[00:26:06] That's what you said in Helsinki

[00:26:08] You're fine

[00:26:08] It is you good

[00:26:10] I feel like that would be another stability test

[00:26:18] Let's take one for the team

[00:26:20] Roll that stability buddy

[00:26:22] You're the self-proclaimed sanest person here

[00:26:26] We're working on that

[00:26:27] No Johnny is the sanest person here

[00:26:33] Well that was a failure

[00:26:36] Yup

[00:26:36] Alright take one

[00:26:38] Your friend, your comrade had like a gun pointed at you ready to fire it

[00:26:45] What the fuck

[00:26:46] You better be too careful

[00:26:47] What the fuck Marvin

[00:26:50] Let's get out of here

[00:26:52] We've got what we need

[00:26:55] Do you have any

[00:26:57] Sorry Chris not to cut you off

[00:26:58] Do you have any

[00:27:02] Is it like a city like sense or something like that

[00:27:05] Or like a street

[00:27:06] Urban survival

[00:27:07] Yes I do actually

[00:27:09] Would you like to spend one

[00:27:11] Yes I would

[00:27:13] Okay

[00:27:16] You actually kind of get through some

[00:27:18] The sparse context clues

[00:27:22] That you had in that vision

[00:27:24] You're able to kind of pinpoint where

[00:27:26] That person was

[00:27:29] And where were they

[00:27:30] They are

[00:27:32] Give me a second I'm going to find it

[00:27:34] It's Port Angeles

[00:27:36] Port Angeles really

[00:27:38] That's actually in the book and in this

[00:27:41] In reality like that's

[00:27:43] The nearest biggest town

[00:27:45] What a fucking stupid name

[00:27:47] I think it's called Port Angeles

[00:27:49] But yeah

[00:27:51] It's an actual city in Washington

[00:27:53] Yeah like I'm staring at it right now

[00:27:58] It's almost like Chinatown

[00:28:02] Alright

[00:28:03] Oh I've been to that buffet

[00:28:07] Alright Marvin

[00:28:09] We need to get out of here

[00:28:10] I'm going to make a phone call

[00:28:12] And then we need to head to Port Angeles

[00:28:16] Alright I try to close up everything

[00:28:18] As we leave exactly as it was

[00:28:20] Before we came in

[00:28:21] Okay

[00:28:25] Yeah you

[00:28:26] Go ahead and do that

[00:28:27] It takes a few minutes

[00:28:31] What's your

[00:28:31] What's your guys notice

[00:28:34] Very high

[00:28:36] Okay

[00:28:39] So higher than three

[00:28:40] Honestly this is what I'm asking

[00:28:41] I have a notice of five

[00:28:44] Two in my part

[00:28:45] Okay

[00:28:46] Oh wait no I actually have a notice of three

[00:28:48] Excuse me

[00:28:49] I was confusing that's trouble with notice

[00:28:52] Gotcha

[00:28:55] Well since trouble might have worked as well for this

[00:28:56] As you guys are like

[00:28:58] You're tidying up, you're being professional

[00:29:00] You're closing up

[00:29:01] Making sure you guys weren't there

[00:29:04] But as you guys get up into the hallway

[00:29:07] You guys

[00:29:08] On the main level

[00:29:10] Of the Collins residence

[00:29:13] You hear a car

[00:29:14] Pulling into the driveway

[00:29:17] Out the back door

[00:29:19] So that's where we're going to stop you guys for a bit

[00:29:24] Yeah as you guys try to make your escape

[00:29:28] We cut away to

[00:29:31] Dad

[00:29:33] David Allen Doyle

[00:29:36] That's really starting to think how weird it was

[00:29:38] There was a sign, a message written to him

[00:29:40] And what appeared to be blood on the side of the road

[00:29:42] But I mean I'm already in it

[00:29:44] No

[00:29:47] Yeah you're driving back

[00:29:52] So you're just driving back to the school

[00:29:57] How many days is it

[00:29:59] It's probably about

[00:30:00] I think we said like about mid afternoon

[00:30:02] At this point

[00:30:03] Yeah it's getting

[00:30:08] The light is starting to wane a little bit

[00:30:12] It's also overcast of course

[00:30:16] Threatening to rain

[00:30:19] So I guess I'm just going to

[00:30:21] Percurse really drive by the

[00:30:24] Student park and lot slow

[00:30:27] Okay

[00:30:28] Sorry the truck is gone

[00:30:30] That you were trying to

[00:30:35] Pick into and such

[00:30:37] Or get samples from

[00:30:39] Yeah

[00:30:42] So

[00:30:43] Tell you what I think

[00:30:45] There's not too many cars in there

[00:30:47] I'm just going to pull in the park and lot

[00:30:48] And kind of look around at the site where

[00:30:50] I blacked out that's what I'm calling it

[00:30:53] Right now

[00:30:53] Just wanting to see if I can see

[00:30:56] Any clues of what happened to me

[00:31:00] Okay

[00:31:01] I have the most observant motherfucker on the planet

[00:31:05] Yeah

[00:31:07] Yeah you pull over to the spot where

[00:31:09] That truck was

[00:31:10] You do see some of your

[00:31:13] Your evidence gathering kit stuff

[00:31:16] It appears to have been

[00:31:17] Smashed on the ground

[00:31:21] As if under a

[00:31:22] Under a boot

[00:31:25] I will tell you

[00:31:26] The irony is now the evidence collected kit

[00:31:28] Is evidence in and of itself now

[00:31:30] It's a sufficient circle sir

[00:31:32] So I'll collect it with my other evidence

[00:31:34] Collected kit

[00:31:35] Alright

[00:31:39] Maybe I can get a print off of it

[00:31:44] So

[00:31:46] I'm going to look around the park and

[00:31:47] See if there's any do I see cameras or anything

[00:31:50] Um

[00:31:51] Yeah I'm not

[00:31:53] Do schools in America have security cameras on

[00:31:55] My kids?

[00:31:57] Yes they do

[00:31:59] It's been a hot mess since I've been to high school

[00:32:00] And I don't know how we did it in Canada

[00:32:03] Man with a gun strap to his side

[00:32:05] And I say good morning to every day when I walk in

[00:32:07] What year is this?

[00:32:10] 2008

[00:32:12] It's post

[00:32:13] Column buying

[00:32:15] That's fair yeah

[00:32:17] They have a security camera

[00:32:19] They have a security system

[00:32:20] Also it's 2005

[00:32:22] Oh yeah you're right sorry I apologize

[00:32:24] Either way

[00:32:24] I think I'm going to go

[00:32:29] Do I have social skills

[00:32:32] I know

[00:32:34] Hold on I'm looking

[00:32:37] Hold on let me check

[00:32:38] Am I a freak

[00:32:40] Okay I got this

[00:32:41] Me and the sheets never in the streets

[00:32:47] I'm going to go in there and try to

[00:32:51] I guess

[00:32:52] I'm going to try to sneak around

[00:32:53] If you walk in a place

[00:32:56] Like you're supposed to be there

[00:32:58] People will never question you

[00:33:00] Honestly

[00:33:01] I snuck in two or three parties

[00:33:03] I grabbed a guitar for somebody

[00:33:06] And carried it in and they're like oh he's with the band

[00:33:08] I know he wasn't

[00:33:09] But I think I'm going to try to

[00:33:12] Social engineer my way into that school

[00:33:13] And see if I can get some camera footage

[00:33:17] By social engineer

[00:33:19] I'm just going to sneak into motherfucker

[00:33:21] Try to find a secure closet

[00:33:23] And view all this stuff

[00:33:24] But yeah well I've got preparedness

[00:33:27] And stuff like that we're good

[00:33:28] What happens

[00:33:30] So what do you need to rule for that

[00:33:32] Or spend for that

[00:33:34] I mean

[00:33:37] Say what I would do is

[00:33:39] Well

[00:33:41] This is the inside track

[00:33:42] What I'm going to do is pull around to the gymnasium area

[00:33:45] And that's usually where kids

[00:33:47] That are staying for after school practice

[00:33:48] There's a lot of traffic that go in that area

[00:33:51] And it's not very well policed

[00:33:53] And things like that

[00:33:54] It's like oh I'm here to pick up my son

[00:33:56] Okay who the fuck are you I don't know

[00:33:58] Kind of thing like that

[00:33:59] So I'm going to go around to one of these areas

[00:34:01] Where there's a line up of parental cars

[00:34:05] And stuff

[00:34:06] And I'm just going to pull in there

[00:34:08] And walk up to some kid

[00:34:10] And it's like yeah I'm here to pick up my son

[00:34:13] From whatever season it is

[00:34:16] I'm going to mention sport

[00:34:17] Kind of that

[00:34:18] I'm going to say it's probably like

[00:34:20] I did say this

[00:34:21] Probably like

[00:34:23] Early October

[00:34:25] We'll say

[00:34:27] Yeah it's football

[00:34:27] What's it to ball

[00:34:33] Oh it's Halloween time

[00:34:35] Weird

[00:34:37] Yeah my son is on the team

[00:34:39] Just leave it at team

[00:34:41] And see how quickly they go

[00:34:43] Oh you mean he's one of the Huskies

[00:34:45] Yes go Huskies

[00:34:46] Yeah

[00:34:48] Yeah

[00:34:49] Local sports team

[00:34:50] Woo

[00:34:52] The Wully Chupacabras of course

[00:34:58] They're having a good year aren't they

[00:35:00] I just like

[00:35:03] Do you need to spend for that or just

[00:35:04] Sorry do I need a what

[00:35:06] Would you need to spend for that something

[00:35:08] It depends on where you want me to spend

[00:35:10] If you want me to get in there and encounter

[00:35:12] Like the resource officer or something like that

[00:35:14] I mean you can

[00:35:16] Wherever you think that I'm going to encounter problems

[00:35:19] So that right there like

[00:35:22] You know you can get into a school like easy

[00:35:25] Yeah

[00:35:26] I have to verify that I pass the school every day

[00:35:29] And there's always motherfuckers just driving in and out

[00:35:31] Okay

[00:35:33] Yeah

[00:35:35] Yeah I'll say you guys just yeah you

[00:35:36] You managed to just walk in and like with that

[00:35:38] With that cover

[00:35:40] That little legend that you've concocted

[00:35:42] Yeah

[00:35:43] I gotta stop like I gotta think this like

[00:35:45] With like more spends and so that and like

[00:35:47] Or like less of spends and such

[00:35:50] And

[00:35:52] Yeah you get over

[00:35:53] You get inside and there is

[00:35:56] I will say when you get to the

[00:35:58] The room where the

[00:36:00] Security

[00:36:02] Cameras and stuff like where the monitoring system

[00:36:03] Is and stuff there is somebody in there

[00:36:11] Okay

[00:36:12] So I guess I'll just

[00:36:14] As I kind of open door I'll

[00:36:16] Knock a little bit as not to startle them

[00:36:18] Yeah

[00:36:20] It's like a

[00:36:22] Lurgy guy

[00:36:23] Having a coffee like reading up reading something

[00:36:27] That was about it

[00:36:28] You caught him off a little bit off guard

[00:36:32] Okay can I help you

[00:36:34] I mean I'm here to help you

[00:36:35] I've already been replaced

[00:36:38] In those cat the

[00:36:39] I've already went ahead and completed the work order

[00:36:42] And replace those cameras in the parking lot

[00:36:45] For you I was told

[00:36:47] You know that you all had a glitch

[00:36:48] Going on where it was kind of

[00:36:50] Mess up so I mean I've already put the tools

[00:36:52] Away and all that which I probably shouldn't have done

[00:36:54] I probably needed to go ahead and see if

[00:36:56] If the footage is working now or not

[00:37:01] Repairs what

[00:37:02] So do you

[00:37:04] Look man you know as well as I do

[00:37:06] That

[00:37:08] People like the idea of cameras

[00:37:10] But they don't like the idea

[00:37:12] Of upkeep and continuing to fix them

[00:37:14] So there you know it's kind of a bluffing of line

[00:37:16] For the most part

[00:37:17] Well since

[00:37:20] You know about those murders that's

[00:37:22] Happened in town the superintendent

[00:37:24] Felt that

[00:37:26] That we needed to keep an eye on our use

[00:37:29] So what a murder

[00:37:32] I mean there's a thing Chuck has been

[00:37:34] Investigating craze on

[00:37:35] Yeah but that happened like over like last night

[00:37:38] Like news hasn't spread that fast

[00:37:42] But yeah so out of game

[00:37:44] Yeah those in a no-no

[00:37:47] So I'll tell you what I'm going to do

[00:37:50] Would you take either

[00:37:54] Cop talk

[00:37:56] As bullshit for that

[00:37:58] Or would you take

[00:38:01] Obviously

[00:38:02] Nice three wise I'm trying to think of

[00:38:04] What would be work what would work for that

[00:38:06] For bullshitting I think cop talk might work

[00:38:09] Or not

[00:38:09] For bureaucracy technically I got

[00:38:12] Points in it too Yeah I'd say bureaucracy

[00:38:14] Is the way to go for this

[00:38:15] So I mean and honestly God

[00:38:19] Those are the things that nobody

[00:38:20] Really pays attention to I can speak

[00:38:22] From with

[00:38:24] So sadly enough

[00:38:26] So I'm going to go ahead and make that spin

[00:38:31] So

[00:38:32] Yeah so I pull

[00:38:34] That bullshit up and I go all I need to do

[00:38:36] Is just I need to review

[00:38:39] We did this earlier in the day

[00:38:41] I just needed to

[00:38:42] Which was kind of fast forward through

[00:38:46] Right

[00:38:46] I just want to check out camera

[00:38:49] So I kind of pulled up

[00:38:51] Yeah sure

[00:38:54] Nobody told me this bullshit but take the reins

[00:38:56] And he just like pushes back on his

[00:38:58] Broly chair

[00:38:59] To take a look at the

[00:39:02] The monitoring system

[00:39:04] In the computer

[00:39:05] So basically what I'm going to do is

[00:39:08] Pick the camera, roll it back

[00:39:10] Before I was there and then as I

[00:39:12] Get close to me being in the parking lot

[00:39:16] I'm going to

[00:39:18] Kind of try to block his vision

[00:39:20] Of what I'm looking at real quick

[00:39:22] Okay

[00:39:24] And then to see

[00:39:26] Exactly what happened

[00:39:27] Okay so

[00:39:30] Yeah the

[00:39:31] The red, I think

[00:39:34] Did I just give a color of the truck

[00:39:35] Or did I just say a truck

[00:39:37] A truck

[00:39:39] I'm gonna say it was a red truck

[00:39:41] The red truck kind of pulled in

[00:39:44] About a half hour before you

[00:39:46] Showed up

[00:39:47] It pulled in and

[00:39:51] Somebody

[00:39:52] Got out but you

[00:39:54] Can't see them because

[00:39:55] Suddenly the camera is like

[00:39:58] Artifacting

[00:40:02] For a few moments

[00:40:04] And then it clears up and

[00:40:07] Whoever got out of the truck

[00:40:08] Is gone by that point

[00:40:10] And gone away from the

[00:40:11] The camera, or gone out of view of the camera

[00:40:15] Can I find me

[00:40:17] And what happened to me

[00:40:18] And then like

[00:40:21] A couple of minutes later

[00:40:22] About a half hour later your truck arrives

[00:40:26] Into the parking lot

[00:40:27] And you see you perfectly fine getting out

[00:40:29] Of the truck, coming out of your vehicle

[00:40:32] And walking up

[00:40:33] To that truck

[00:40:36] And then there's another

[00:40:41] Artifacting

[00:40:41] That the screen has

[00:40:46] And it's gone

[00:40:47] It's only there for a few seconds

[00:40:50] And then

[00:40:52] You're working on it

[00:40:54] You're finishing up

[00:40:55] And then you just like

[00:40:57] It looks like you're looking through the cabin

[00:40:59] In the direction of the woods and such

[00:41:01] And then you just stop

[00:41:03] You stand up

[00:41:06] Like stiff

[00:41:07] You start taking your stuff

[00:41:09] And dropping it, like just to the ground

[00:41:11] You go to your car and grab some of your

[00:41:12] Grab the rest of your evidence kit stuff

[00:41:16] That you were using

[00:41:16] And just kind of drop it to the ground

[00:41:18] And start stomping on it furiously

[00:41:21] And then

[00:41:22] Like just kind of crushing it into the mud

[00:41:24] And so that's how it looked when you arrive

[00:41:27] Back there

[00:41:28] And then you just stiffly

[00:41:29] Like almost like a drone

[00:41:32] Just walk back to your car

[00:41:34] And drive away

[00:41:36] And then a few moments later

[00:41:40] The screen

[00:41:42] Artifacts again, like just weird glitches

[00:41:44] And stuff in the visual

[00:41:46] Like almost like

[00:41:47] It's like a mix of like artifacting

[00:41:49] And like something's blowing out

[00:41:51] The optics

[00:41:52] Of the camera

[00:41:55] And then it shows

[00:41:57] The truck

[00:42:00] And kind of intermittent with a little bit

[00:42:01] Of artifacting as the truck

[00:42:04] Drives out of view

[00:42:06] Away from the

[00:42:07] Away from the parking lot

[00:42:13] Well, it looks like it was artifacting here a little bit

[00:42:15] And I kind of

[00:42:16] Like

[00:42:18] Do you want to roll a stability?

[00:42:21] I mean that's why

[00:42:23] That's why

[00:42:24] I'm raging alcoholics, sir

[00:42:27] No, all right, yeah, sure

[00:42:28] Just because like that was you

[00:42:31] That was

[00:42:32] Just

[00:42:33] You just had an episode of some kind

[00:42:36] Look

[00:42:38] Sir

[00:42:40] Either you had it about the first time

[00:42:42] I

[00:42:43] Found out stuff that I've done after the fact

[00:42:46] Let's see

[00:42:47] This isn't the first time I've gone into a fugue

[00:42:51] Yeah, either you just had an episode

[00:42:52] Helsinki or something

[00:42:54] Was controlling you

[00:42:56] So either way it's a stability roll

[00:42:58] Dude, I did take

[00:42:59] I did take a girlfriend to see the notebook

[00:43:01] I understand how this works

[00:43:03] So

[00:43:04] I think of my stability

[00:43:06] That was like two months ago too

[00:43:08] Oh god it was

[00:43:11] Now back

[00:43:14] I'm going to spend

[00:43:15] A point of stability to modify the row

[00:43:17] Okay

[00:43:19] So

[00:43:21] And apparently I don't know how to type

[00:43:22] Is it exclamation point?

[00:43:25] No, it's slash roll

[00:43:26] And then you have to

[00:43:29] You have to click on the drop down

[00:43:31] Oh

[00:43:32] Okay

[00:43:35] One D

[00:43:36] Six plus one

[00:43:38] Cut less, honey. I will see to you in just a moment

[00:43:41] Oh, it looks like I failed that

[00:43:42] All right, take another hit

[00:43:44] I was taking a four is what it was

[00:43:45] Yeah, yeah, take another point of stability

[00:43:49] Okay, it's down to five

[00:43:51] I'm doing great

[00:43:53] It's fine, everything's fine

[00:43:56] Yeah

[00:43:57] The guy's just like

[00:43:58] So is it working all right

[00:44:00] He's like kind of trying to poke over your shoulder

[00:44:03] Yeah, and then I'll just kind of

[00:44:05] Briefly grab the mouse

[00:44:06] And drag it back over to where it was artifacting

[00:44:08] When the car pulled in the driveway

[00:44:11] Like look it's doing it right here

[00:44:12] And then I just drag it over to

[00:44:14] Like you know 10 minutes ago

[00:44:16] It's like it's working fine now

[00:44:18] I mean honestly

[00:44:20] I went ahead and did this but in the housing of it

[00:44:22] Like I know this sounds weird but I put

[00:44:25] Ant poison in there

[00:44:26] Because like I mean critters will call up

[00:44:28] Call up these poles and get in turn

[00:44:30] Get around the wires and stuff like that

[00:44:32] I mean this is

[00:44:34] It's just a divine fog

[00:44:35] You guys have probably seen me again in a couple years

[00:44:38] But anyway, I want to appreciate your time

[00:44:40] I kind of look around

[00:44:42] I left my clipboard out in the car

[00:44:44] I was going to get you to sign out

[00:44:45] I signed off on this

[00:44:47] Are you you care if I just put your name on my

[00:44:50] You know my work order

[00:44:51] Yeah, yeah sure

[00:44:53] Well I shake his hand

[00:44:55] Sir, appreciate your time

[00:44:58] You have a great day

[00:44:58] You too sir

[00:45:01] Slowly panicking as I walk out the door

[00:45:04] Like the cigarette

[00:45:05] People are looking at me because the

[00:45:07] Cigarettes like dangling off my lip

[00:45:09] In anticipation for the last 20 yards

[00:45:12] Of walking through the school

[00:45:14] Yep

[00:45:14] Get bullshit there Adam

[00:45:17] I mean honestly that's how you sleep school

[00:45:19] It's like everyday

[00:45:22] Oh man

[00:45:23] Adam just like reliving the

[00:45:27] Is this too real

[00:45:28] Yes

[00:45:31] I'd say

[00:45:31] Honestly we can kind of cut the scenes here

[00:45:34] I have a child kind of going for me here

[00:45:35] But when I get out in the car

[00:45:37] I'm going to call

[00:45:38] Joe's character seems like the same as the character

[00:45:39] So I'll be buzzing him on my Nokia

[00:45:44] I am also calling

[00:45:45] Johnny by the way

[00:45:47] He'll take my call he won't take yours

[00:45:49] Johnny

[00:45:50] We cut away to Johnny and

[00:45:53] Siegel

[00:45:53] You've got two calls coming in

[00:45:58] Uh

[00:45:59] It's your dad's first

[00:46:02] Damn it

[00:46:04] I think actually

[00:46:05] Adam is

[00:46:06] Had to like step away for a second

[00:46:09] Alright well then it's her uh

[00:46:14] Just

[00:46:14] No

[00:46:16] What's your first name

[00:46:17] Eric Snow

[00:46:20] Basically

[00:46:20] Anyway

[00:46:23] Alright what do you got from me Eric

[00:46:27] Yes I'm basically a bullpire for the Philadelphia 76ers

[00:46:30] Which is why I would remember

[00:46:31] Yep

[00:46:32] I literally came up with that name

[00:46:35] That's final fucking name

[00:46:38] Yep

[00:46:40] Okay

[00:46:43] They've got some weird fucking shit

[00:46:45] Going on there man

[00:46:48] I'll send you the pictures later

[00:46:50] Um

[00:46:51] They have a basement

[00:46:55] Like a hidden basement

[00:46:57] Full of blood

[00:46:59] Okay

[00:47:00] Um

[00:47:02] This isn't like some

[00:47:05] Like noir metaphor right

[00:47:07] Like you mean an actual floor

[00:47:08] Below the first floor and it's full of blood

[00:47:12] No this is

[00:47:13] Not a metaphor this is real

[00:47:15] I have

[00:47:17] Pictures

[00:47:17] Uh blood bags

[00:47:20] Alright that's legitimately weird isn't

[00:47:22] This guy is a doctor but that's not

[00:47:24] He is the town doctor

[00:47:25] But you wouldn't store it in your goddamn basement

[00:47:28] I was telling you this was a cult

[00:47:32] This

[00:47:33] Is cultish behavior

[00:47:34] They have a fucking

[00:47:37] Ledger of people

[00:47:39] Chuck's daughter

[00:47:40] Is apparently going to be inducted

[00:47:44] Well then let's move A number one

[00:47:46] As we go grab her

[00:47:47] Um

[00:47:48] But yeah alright

[00:47:49] Hey a cult sounds pretty reasonable actually

[00:47:54] I told you man

[00:47:55] I told you

[00:47:57] I mean it's

[00:48:01] Fucking

[00:48:05] Gets real crunchy out here so yeah

[00:48:07] I believe a cult

[00:48:09] Looks to your uh

[00:48:10] Look to your friend

[00:48:13] With the basket and the dog

[00:48:15] Yeah

[00:48:16] Seagull who's actually in a cult

[00:48:19] Like yeah so cult believable

[00:48:21] I'm on board with cult alright

[00:48:23] It's a cult great

[00:48:25] I'd still like to hear

[00:48:26] I mean I don't like it but I mean um

[00:48:30] It's explicable

[00:48:31] I also

[00:48:33] Had a bit of a panic attack

[00:48:37] I don't know what the fuck that happened

[00:48:39] Okay

[00:48:41] Uh I mean

[00:48:43] I had a vision

[00:48:45] Oh alright

[00:48:46] Yeah

[00:48:47] No don't worry like

[00:48:51] This

[00:48:51] This basement didn't occur during the vision right

[00:48:54] No no it didn't

[00:48:57] Okay

[00:48:59] Basement first and vision

[00:49:00] Yeah basement

[00:49:02] Vision

[00:49:04] Was it a flashback

[00:49:05] Marvin pointed a shotgun at me

[00:49:07] It was a whole thing

[00:49:09] Yeah

[00:49:10] Uh alright

[00:49:14] Look let's um let's meet up at that diner

[00:49:16] And then we'll go

[00:49:18] You know where the this

[00:49:20] Like cult induction or whatever is supposed to happen

[00:49:24] Uh

[00:49:26] No but uh

[00:49:28] We should probably check out port anglis

[00:49:32] Okay

[00:49:33] Alright well let's meet up at the diner

[00:49:34] And then we'll go right out to

[00:49:38] Port

[00:49:39] Anglis or whatever

[00:49:40] And um

[00:49:43] We'll uh

[00:49:44] See what they got going on there is it

[00:49:45] Is a big I haven't checked the map area yet

[00:49:49] Uh Ray's on

[00:49:50] It's actually a pretty size town

[00:49:52] It's a port town

[00:49:54] So it's it's yeah

[00:49:56] It's uh

[00:49:57] I'm looking at like other places um

[00:50:01] It's definitely it's about

[00:50:02] It's about four or five times the size of

[00:50:04] Of sporks

[00:50:06] Uh well that's not that bad

[00:50:08] Yeah it's it's a pretty decent size town

[00:50:10] It's got like a downtown

[00:50:12] Area and like it's got an airport and such

[00:50:14] So yeah

[00:50:15] It's no Dayton

[00:50:18] It's certainly no Dayton

[00:50:19] I mean comparatively

[00:50:22] Nothing is like big

[00:50:25] Yeah it's uh

[00:50:26] I'd say it looks like it's about like

[00:50:28] Three kilometers

[00:50:30] Sorry it's three kilometers it's three to four

[00:50:32] Kilometers long in terms of like

[00:50:33] It's urban sprawl so

[00:50:35] All right so it's a couple miles

[00:50:36] About two miles yeah yeah

[00:50:39] It's not the biggest town

[00:50:41] But yeah it's the biggest town

[00:50:43] For miles

[00:50:44] Anything with big town next to sporks

[00:50:47] Yeah all right so it's it's got a population

[00:50:49] Of 20,000 no big deal

[00:50:50] Yeah I mean it's not great but

[00:50:52] It's doable

[00:50:54] It's no tape

[00:50:55] I mean legitimately

[00:51:00] They are very different cities

[00:51:04] Um yeah

[00:51:05] Segal the the dog is just

[00:51:07] Staying at your uh staying at your

[00:51:09] Your side

[00:51:11] The whole time the uh the old border collie

[00:51:15] Segal

[00:51:16] Give him scritches

[00:51:19] Apparently

[00:51:21] Eric has

[00:51:22] Discovered that it's a cult

[00:51:25] A basement full of blood bags some sort

[00:51:27] Of membership

[00:51:29] Lead guest

[00:51:31] Book sign in thing and

[00:51:33] I'm going to induct Chuck's daughter

[00:51:35] A couple towns over

[00:51:37] We're Angleys

[00:51:40] Yeah I don't believe

[00:51:41] That it's entirely

[00:51:43] Um just a cult

[00:51:45] But if they seem

[00:51:47] To think so

[00:51:49] I guess we'll go with the cult angle

[00:51:51] For now but I'm still going to pick up a bushel

[00:51:53] Basket full of apples

[00:51:55] You guys are right next to a

[00:51:57] Hippy commune that also has an orchard

[00:51:59] With a small little like

[00:52:00] A small little like um

[00:52:03] Roadside booth

[00:52:05] You know what

[00:52:05] You also believe in banshees so

[00:52:10] I'll leave

[00:52:11] Five bucks that should be enough

[00:52:14] Well thank you

[00:52:16] I'm going to

[00:52:17] Literally buy a bushel

[00:52:19] Whatever the price is

[00:52:20] I mean they might not be anybody there

[00:52:22] Might just be like

[00:52:25] Wait so there's somebody there

[00:52:27] No wait they were there this whole time

[00:52:29] With the dog

[00:52:30] Oh no no no

[00:52:31] I assume you guys are like

[00:52:33] We're walking back and we pass this place

[00:52:36] Yeah

[00:52:37] I imagine you guys are getting back to your car

[00:52:40] And I did say there was a hippie commune

[00:52:42] With an orchard down the road from the trailhead

[00:52:44] So yeah

[00:52:44] Yeah and the sign on the

[00:52:48] On the

[00:52:50] The booth says like

[00:52:53] What's the

[00:52:54] Place called

[00:52:55] Hang on

[00:52:56] Uh

[00:52:57] There you see pennies

[00:52:59] I think it's new moon uh

[00:53:02] Commune

[00:53:03] New moon commune huh

[00:53:05] Alright

[00:53:06] Yeah yeah no sorry gray moon commune

[00:53:09] That's what we call it the gray moon commune

[00:53:12] Right um right

[00:53:13] Yeah

[00:53:16] There's like a

[00:53:17] Some apples I guess

[00:53:19] There's a woman like a young girl

[00:53:21] Like probably teenage woman

[00:53:23] Um

[00:53:25] Or older teenager um

[00:53:27] At the booth looks very cheerful

[00:53:28] Looks kind of fits the bill of like a

[00:53:30] Uh hippie attire

[00:53:32] Yeah real crunchy

[00:53:33] And she is like oh thank you

[00:53:36] Dreadlocks, round clothes

[00:53:38] Yep um braided

[00:53:41] Like a braided headband

[00:53:42] Yeah yeah okay

[00:53:44] And uh

[00:53:46] Oh so you want a bushel sir

[00:53:49] Absolutely

[00:53:50] Like your dog suggested that it would be a good

[00:53:52] Good idea

[00:53:54] Oh

[00:53:55] Well that's not one of ours

[00:53:57] Are you sure this isn't one of yours

[00:53:59] This is a good dog

[00:54:01] Such a good boy

[00:54:02] Oh he looks like such a good boy oh don't you

[00:54:04] Yeah and like he like

[00:54:06] Should screeching the dog um

[00:54:09] Uh okay well um

[00:54:10] It's pay whatever you like for the apples

[00:54:12] Uh so yeah we can get you a bushel

[00:54:16] Sounds like 20 bucks

[00:54:17] Sounds like 20 bucks

[00:54:19] Oh thank you

[00:54:21] Um

[00:54:23] Yeah so she takes the money

[00:54:24] Uh puts in like a small it's like

[00:54:26] A shoebox that she pulls up from the

[00:54:29] From underneath the counter

[00:54:31] Uh and um

[00:54:33] Uh then she goes in like

[00:54:35] Uh goes in like a few

[00:54:37] Moments later comes back with a bushel

[00:54:39] Alright cool

[00:54:41] Are you gonna want the uh the actual

[00:54:43] Bushel back or

[00:54:43] Uh no it's fine we have

[00:54:47] We can we make our own we have

[00:54:49] We have uh we have more in the back

[00:54:51] I'm pretty sure that there's at least

[00:54:53] Five maybe ten

[00:54:56] People that smell like

[00:54:57] Truly weaving these baskets

[00:54:59] As we speak it's fine

[00:55:01] It's perfectly fine

[00:55:02] Um so as you're walking away

[00:55:05] With the apples and the dog and such

[00:55:07] Um brownie what's your dog's name

[00:55:11] Very good question

[00:55:12] His name's Chance

[00:55:14] Bye Chance

[00:55:15] See you later

[00:55:17] She says as she's like as you guys are

[00:55:19] Walking away um this dog has

[00:55:21] No identification

[00:55:25] I imagine right brownie

[00:55:27] Oh no that's how the government

[00:55:29] Attracts you yeah there might be

[00:55:31] Microchips in that collar

[00:55:32] Got a passport

[00:55:36] Wait isn't brownie with me

[00:55:39] Yeah okay

[00:55:42] Just just make it sure

[00:55:43] Yep fair off we go

[00:55:48] Yep it's a coincidence

[00:55:52] Hippies no dogs

[00:55:54] Hippies are very much aware of

[00:55:55] Whose dog is whose it's fine

[00:56:00] Okay

[00:56:01] What are those things that we know

[00:56:03] Hippies speak dog apparently

[00:56:04] I guess they do

[00:56:07] Alright um well let's uh

[00:56:09] Let's just get these apples back to the

[00:56:11] Truck tell Chuck that we gotta

[00:56:13] Line on where his daughter's at

[00:56:15] Yes we're gonna go take care of it

[00:56:18] Okay um

[00:56:20] See yeah uh and then oh and then

[00:56:22] You get yeah there's that also that call for

[00:56:24] From uh from dad

[00:56:25] Oh yeah alright I'll call dad back

[00:56:31] Oh

[00:56:32] How

[00:56:34] We have time I'm sorry

[00:56:36] You're on your fourth cigarette at this point

[00:56:38] Yeah

[00:56:40] Sorry dad I got caught up

[00:56:42] Jason

[00:56:44] Animals and pineapples

[00:56:46] And a phone call from Eric

[00:56:49] What do you got for me he thinks it's a cult

[00:56:52] I

[00:56:54] I don't know

[00:56:55] Like to be honest with you

[00:56:57] Like look so I went to Chuck's house

[00:56:59] Went looking around seeing if I could see

[00:57:01] Where somebody climbed in the window or what not

[00:57:02] Got some prints uh from

[00:57:06] The window seal

[00:57:07] From the exterior nowhere else

[00:57:09] It's like some mother fucker just scaled

[00:57:11] Up the side of there didn't even see part spots

[00:57:13] For a ladder can't reach it from the tree

[00:57:15] That's odd I go to the school

[00:57:17] Found uh

[00:57:19] The Collins's

[00:57:21] Uh vehicles

[00:57:23] Start trying to get some print

[00:57:24] Added to my collection

[00:57:26] Then I stomp on my

[00:57:29] My collecting uh kit

[00:57:31] And then drive off

[00:57:33] I

[00:57:35] Don't know why

[00:57:37] I did that

[00:57:38] So you had like some was it a flashback

[00:57:41] Were you back in Helsinki

[00:57:43] As it happens

[00:57:44] Oh

[00:57:46] Yes

[00:57:48] It was honestly it's kind of

[00:57:50] Like that in Helsinki whereas I woke up

[00:57:52] And there's blood on a sign and I had no idea

[00:57:54] How it got there but uh

[00:57:56] Yeah so there I drove by

[00:57:58] Sign and said go away

[00:58:00] Or something like I wouldn't really pay attention to be honest

[00:58:02] With you but um I turn around

[00:58:04] Drove back to the high school

[00:58:06] Snuck in there looked at the security camera

[00:58:07] Footage and

[00:58:09] Every time these mother fuckers pull up on camera

[00:58:12] The film artifact

[00:58:14] Like you can't get them

[00:58:16] The vehicle I was printing

[00:58:18] You see that every time the guy walks out

[00:58:20] On like goes back to the truck

[00:58:22] It artifacts everything else is fine

[00:58:24] Like I don't know if they got some technology

[00:58:26] Or what and I really

[00:58:28] Have no idea what made me

[00:58:30] Um

[00:58:31] I don't tell Marvin this

[00:58:34] Like he'll say I've been blow darted or some shit like that

[00:58:36] But like I don't

[00:58:38] Look I don't know

[00:58:40] If cartel's doing this kind of stuff

[00:58:41] Or having technology is going to mess with cameras

[00:58:44] Or what not so

[00:58:46] I got a lot of nothing for you

[00:58:49] Alright so the camera thing is weird

[00:58:50] But that's

[00:58:51] Like sort of a

[00:58:53] One-off thing

[00:58:55] Daslers I think do exist

[00:58:57] Like right? Yeah

[00:59:00] True

[00:59:00] True and just wait until I

[00:59:03] Show them my film

[00:59:04] Yeah when it happens on the like

[00:59:07] If it's a digital camera I'm not that upset

[00:59:09] It's a film camera then I'm gonna be like

[00:59:11] Wait a fucking second

[00:59:13] We figured out how these work

[00:59:14] We know how film works

[00:59:17] So

[00:59:18] Yeah like

[00:59:20] Something's up but I did make contact with

[00:59:24] The

[00:59:24] Ted one good

[00:59:27] Okay and then you drove off

[00:59:29] And blacked out

[00:59:30] Weird

[00:59:32] I mean blacking out isn't weird

[00:59:34] But like the circumstances is

[00:59:38] So

[00:59:39] Dad blacked out

[00:59:40] And Eric had a

[00:59:42] Fucking vision

[00:59:44] I'm trying to ignore those things

[00:59:48] So

[00:59:49] Let's just get back to the diner

[00:59:50] We're gonna meet up

[00:59:51] And Eric thinks that they're

[00:59:54] Going to try and induct her into their cult

[00:59:56] Or whatever the fuck

[00:59:57] In poor Angeles

[01:00:00] So we're gonna meet up

[01:00:01] Drive out there, grab her

[01:00:03] Come back

[01:00:05] Let Chuck know what the deal is

[01:00:07] Sounds good

[01:00:08] If they're doing anything that even remotely seems

[01:00:11] Crazy I think we probably

[01:00:12] Get away with dropping a hammer or two on them

[01:00:16] That sounds reasonable

[01:00:17] Now is there anything

[01:00:19] Crazy happening though

[01:00:22] Cult's pretty crazy

[01:00:25] Yeah cult is pretty crazy you're right

[01:00:29] Hey listen we

[01:00:32] We don't want

[01:00:33] We don't want to like dither while she's drinking

[01:00:35] The Kool-Aid you know what I mean

[01:00:36] I know there's gonna be no dithering

[01:00:38] We're just gonna go right on in

[01:00:40] We're gonna go in grab her

[01:00:42] Force feed her a couple of apples get her out

[01:00:45] And

[01:00:46] You know usual things

[01:00:50] Nothing crazy

[01:00:51] Nothing weird just

[01:00:53] Her and us

[01:00:55] A couple of apples and

[01:00:57] We'll save all of the apple seeds

[01:01:00] You guys here

[01:01:00] I haven't heard of anything the dog is in the back of the car

[01:01:03] While you guys are driving

[01:01:04] Well of course he is

[01:01:07] We're taking this

[01:01:08] Dog

[01:01:10] We hopped right in

[01:01:12] I'm just going to text

[01:01:14] Johnny it's like hey it's gonna be a couple hours

[01:01:16] Cause I need to get this developed

[01:01:20] Alright Johnny's your

[01:01:22] Oh you're talking about that Johnny okay yes

[01:01:25] And we want to get her as soon as possible

[01:01:29] Right

[01:01:30] We need evidence

[01:01:33] We can grab her while the film is developing

[01:01:37] We don't need the film

[01:01:39] We know exactly what's going on here

[01:01:41] There is a cult there are blood bags

[01:01:42] And

[01:01:46] You know what works great against cultists

[01:01:48] Lead at high velocities

[01:01:50] So we've got that covered

[01:01:52] And she's not

[01:01:54] An adult right she's not a legal adult

[01:01:57] She's 17

[01:01:58] Cool that it's not kidnapping

[01:02:00] We're recovering her for her father

[01:02:02] Who has stated that she's been missing for several days

[01:02:07] We don't know why I'm just like

[01:02:11] I have done this shit before

[01:02:13] It's not good

[01:02:17] I've got a dark room in my bunker

[01:02:18] If you don't want to run it through the local

[01:02:20] You know photo

[01:02:22] 24-hour photo

[01:02:23] Alright okay Marvin

[01:02:26] Let's go to your bunker

[01:02:29] Well yeah

[01:02:30] And you know that's also why

[01:02:31] You can't trust the conspiracy theorist people

[01:02:33] You know the moon landing was completely real

[01:02:35] But it was practice for faking the Mars landing

[01:02:38] Ed we slowly faded

[01:02:39] Butt to black on that scene

[01:02:43] You just see

[01:02:44] Eric just getting more and more of a fucking headache

[01:02:49] Yeah actually you do have a bit of a weird like

[01:02:52] Like annoying

[01:02:54] Pain in the back of your head there Eric

[01:02:56] Great

[01:02:59] Wonderful

[01:03:00] It's the weirdest feeling

[01:03:02] Like it's more so than just

[01:03:06] You know the

[01:03:07] Migrant that you're getting from the incessant conspiracy theories

[01:03:10] From swamps

[01:03:12] It almost feels like you're being

[01:03:15] You're getting this constant

[01:03:17] Feeling of being watched

[01:03:23] Of course I am like

[01:03:25] Teamed up with the one person

[01:03:27] I cannot talk about feeling constantly watched

[01:03:30] Yeah I was waiting for it

[01:03:31] I want it to happen

[01:03:33] Okay so

[01:03:35] Welcome to the club that's why I put this thing out here

[01:03:40] So B&E team

[01:03:41] Is going back to the bunker to get the photos developed

[01:03:46] Are you guys going to

[01:03:47] Are you guys are all convening at the diner

[01:03:50] To

[01:03:51] Share all your evidence and such

[01:03:53] I mean it's mostly just to get back together

[01:03:55] So we can travel in one group to

[01:03:59] To

[01:04:01] Also for you guys Chuck

[01:04:03] And his deputy weren't

[01:04:05] Weren't at the trailhead like they

[01:04:07] Left

[01:04:08] Before you guys arrived back from

[01:04:11] Yeah okay

[01:04:12] Well I won't text him and I won't leave any evidence

[01:04:16] Okay fair

[01:04:17] You could drop by the sheriff's officer or something like that

[01:04:19] See where he is

[01:04:21] Or send a message somehow

[01:04:24] It's up to you

[01:04:26] You could just

[01:04:27] Fucking call him

[01:04:28] I mean I'm going to

[01:04:31] Just like I'm gonna wait till we get to the diner

[01:04:34] And call Chuck

[01:04:35] What's going on

[01:04:36] Okay so we go

[01:04:39] Yeah so we the scene cuts over to the

[01:04:41] The diner then

[01:04:43] Um

[01:04:44] I just borrowed their phone

[01:04:46] So I developed these

[01:04:49] Yeah

[01:04:51] Looks weird right

[01:04:54] So yeah you

[01:04:55] Look at the photos

[01:04:56] So you developed the photos

[01:04:59] Every time

[01:05:00] Like for you

[01:05:03] Snow

[01:05:05] Where she's supposed to be

[01:05:07] In the photos

[01:05:08] There's just kind of a flare out

[01:05:11] Of white

[01:05:13] Wait the daughter?

[01:05:14] No the wife

[01:05:16] The supposed stay at home wife

[01:05:20] Uh

[01:05:22] Um like in that

[01:05:23] That general vicinity

[01:05:25] It's not just like her like it's not like a white

[01:05:27] Silhouette of her it's like just there's a flare

[01:05:29] Out right in the area where she is

[01:05:31] During all the photos

[01:05:33] Alright and you took this from several different

[01:05:35] Angles right yeah

[01:05:36] Yeah no I won't pretend to be

[01:05:39] Like an expert photographer

[01:05:42] Photographer

[01:05:42] What the hell happened to you

[01:05:45] It almost looks like

[01:05:47] You were like your you took a photo

[01:05:49] Of like a bright light that was like

[01:05:51] Legitimately staring at your camera

[01:05:52] Yeah yeah yeah we shouldn't be the case

[01:05:55] If you took it from a number of different angles

[01:05:56] It's not like the window would reflect the sunlight

[01:05:59] Yeah the same way

[01:06:02] What the fuck is this

[01:06:04] This is messed up Johnny

[01:06:06] Yeah it's

[01:06:07] It's uh

[01:06:11] It's definitely weird

[01:06:13] Also uh assume if you guys all

[01:06:15] Met up back at the diner

[01:06:17] Uh swamps your dog

[01:06:19] Is with them

[01:06:20] When they walk in

[01:06:21] Oh this is your dog

[01:06:25] Why is there a dog

[01:06:27] Why is there a dog

[01:06:29] Chance is a good boy

[01:06:31] Very happy to see you

[01:06:32] Is there some reason your dog was trying to sell us apples

[01:06:36] Successfully

[01:06:37] Sold us apples

[01:06:39] Successfully sold us apples

[01:06:41] Well he gets free range

[01:06:42] You can't time down

[01:06:45] Okay

[01:06:46] Alright

[01:06:46] He comes home at night

[01:06:48] Eric just like puts his fucking

[01:06:51] Face in his palms

[01:06:54] Just a dog

[01:06:55] I mean it's annoying but

[01:06:59] Is Chance like

[01:07:01] Chance isn't like combat trained or anything

[01:07:05] Not that you know

[01:07:07] Also I'm asking you

[01:07:08] This looks like a very old dog

[01:07:12] Chance is like a fucking

[01:07:13] Shelty right

[01:07:14] I think it's uh

[01:07:15] It's a elder borderly collie

[01:07:17] Yeah okay

[01:07:19] It's graying and whiting like

[01:07:21] Okay so we should probably leave Chance here

[01:07:24] We're gonna leave Chance in town

[01:07:27] Can't come with us to

[01:07:28] Colt Hunt cause Chance could get hurt

[01:07:31] They feed him under the table here anyway

[01:07:34] They love him

[01:07:34] Oh is that Chance over there

[01:07:37] Says like the one of the diner

[01:07:39] Diner waitresses

[01:07:44] Oh who's a good boy

[01:07:46] He distracts them and they notice him

[01:07:48] And not me it's good for cover

[01:07:53] Alright

[01:07:55] Just

[01:07:55] Burying my face further into my palms

[01:07:59] Okay so we got

[01:08:01] The pictures thing is weird

[01:08:03] Especially combined with

[01:08:05] Dad's video evidence

[01:08:06] Where it artifacts when it's

[01:08:08] Looking at these people so

[01:08:11] Hey maybe the cold is just a cover

[01:08:15] Now that I'm

[01:08:17] With everyone else

[01:08:19] Besides just Marvin

[01:08:22] Yeah

[01:08:22] Does anyone else feel like they're being watched

[01:08:26] Constantly

[01:08:28] I mean I haven't

[01:08:29] I haven't

[01:08:32] Yeah I just imagine Marvin like

[01:08:34] Like it's closer like

[01:08:35] Pops in like in the close angle

[01:08:38] And just like constantly and then

[01:08:40] Snow just like pushes him away with his hands

[01:08:41] Like

[01:08:43] Marvin perks up and looks excited like

[01:08:46] They see me

[01:08:48] But not they see me

[01:08:50] But you know somebody else I am seen

[01:08:51] By the people I wish to be seen by

[01:08:54] Correct yes

[01:08:56] Um

[01:08:57] Shut the fuck up

[01:08:59] And how about you

[01:09:01] I can't say that I have man

[01:09:03] I mean I'm weirded out by this

[01:09:04] At the end of this we're gonna figure out

[01:09:07] What the hell they're doing and we're gonna

[01:09:09] We're gonna take care of it

[01:09:12] So we just gotta buy some time

[01:09:14] I mean it's really weird like

[01:09:17] Seagull this is usually

[01:09:18] Part of your pyre Noia

[01:09:20] No it's not and

[01:09:21] I don't feel watched at all but I think that

[01:09:24] Maybe because I have been eating this

[01:09:26] Apple or these apples

[01:09:29] Flurl

[01:09:29] I don't need so many apples you get sick

[01:09:32] You know you can only eat a couple

[01:09:34] I know but I there's

[01:09:36] A bushel so that everybody can eat them

[01:09:37] I just ask that you save the seeds

[01:09:39] And pass them this way because

[01:09:41] Those are gonna go into shotgun shells later

[01:09:46] Okay that's insane

[01:09:47] I love this team

[01:09:52] I was gonna order some food

[01:09:55] Okay you do so

[01:09:56] I'm gonna get some applesauce on the side

[01:09:58] That'll be my apple

[01:10:01] I of course run a handheld

[01:10:03] Metal detector over any food that's presented to me

[01:10:05] Reasonable

[01:10:07] The waitress rolls her eyes

[01:10:10] She knows what your deal is

[01:10:12] Yeah this isn't her first rodeo

[01:10:15] I'm gonna go

[01:10:16] And she brings out a plate of bacon

[01:10:18] For old

[01:10:20] Chance

[01:10:22] We are

[01:10:24] Eating the bacon under the table

[01:10:30] Okay so

[01:10:33] What do we know so far

[01:10:39] Two episodes

[01:10:41] Have occurred in contact

[01:10:43] With or proximity

[01:10:45] Of the

[01:10:47] Possessions of

[01:10:48] The people that were investigating

[01:10:51] Cameras don't seem to be able to record them

[01:10:54] Maybe they have some technology that would prevent it

[01:10:56] That I'm unaware of

[01:10:59] To Eric

[01:11:00] And Marvin you do know that

[01:11:02] The house had portraits

[01:11:04] Of the family members but none of them were

[01:11:06] Video or photography it was all paintings

[01:11:08] Like old paintings

[01:11:10] Oh yeah no I show everyone

[01:11:12] Like the photos

[01:11:14] We have photos coming back

[01:11:16] From the 18th like the 1800s

[01:11:20] What do you mean the portraits going all the way back

[01:11:22] So yeah there's also recent stuff too

[01:11:25] Like there's recent paintings

[01:11:26] And it's like paintings

[01:11:28] That you would expect to see

[01:11:30] As a photo of like a family

[01:11:32] Gathering of like portraits

[01:11:35] Of people but it's done

[01:11:36] In painting

[01:11:37] And I also show them the wall of graduation

[01:11:40] Caps

[01:11:43] Huh okay

[01:11:45] So I'm kind

[01:11:46] Of getting

[01:11:48] Dorian Gray

[01:11:50] Vibes off of this

[01:11:52] So maybe if we destroy

[01:11:53] The portraits we can kill off the

[01:11:56] Immortals

[01:11:57] No no that's too

[01:11:59] That's too literate

[01:12:00] Do we throw apples at the portraits to make that

[01:12:05] I know that apples are involved

[01:12:07] Somehow

[01:12:07] That offers John a cigarette

[01:12:13] Well if you need to get rid of the

[01:12:15] Portraits there's always this way

[01:12:17] And open up my coat

[01:12:19] And you see two sticks of dynamite

[01:12:21] And then close my coat

[01:12:24] Marv is

[01:12:24] What the fuck dude

[01:12:26] Come on dude

[01:12:28] Just say

[01:12:30] Just say it

[01:12:31] Doris just walking back with to refill your coffees

[01:12:35] I'm just going to leave these right here

[01:12:37] You need another one

[01:12:38] Like just

[01:12:39] Get you one okay

[01:12:43] Alright Johnny should

[01:12:45] You or I call Chuck

[01:12:47] No

[01:12:48] I'll call Chuck

[01:12:50] I'll call Chuck

[01:12:51] We gotta call Chuck because I don't know where we're at

[01:12:54] This is pretty fucked up

[01:12:58] Okay so you're calling Chuck there

[01:13:01] Calling Chuck

[01:13:04] On the phone from the

[01:13:07] Diner

[01:13:09] Yeah

[01:13:10] Hey this is Chuck or this is Sheriff Eagle

[01:13:14] Chuck

[01:13:14] It's Johnny

[01:13:16] Johnny where'd you guys go

[01:13:18] Well we chased some wolf

[01:13:21] And then it

[01:13:22] We lost its track

[01:13:24] Some other miscellaneous stuff

[01:13:26] You don't need to know about in

[01:13:27] The bars nothing

[01:13:29] Important

[01:13:31] Alright yeah I got back with the deputy in the ambulance

[01:13:33] We're bringing the bodies out now

[01:13:35] Alright

[01:13:37] Like fuck

[01:13:38] What do you guys got for me

[01:13:42] Well on the bodies it's really weird

[01:13:44] Completely ex-anguinated

[01:13:46] No sign of blood at the site

[01:13:50] Some sign of

[01:13:52] Putrefaction inside the corpse

[01:13:54] Which is not reasonable

[01:13:57] For the time

[01:13:58] And location

[01:14:00] And time of year

[01:14:02] So that's all very

[01:14:04] Strange

[01:14:05] On the personal matter

[01:14:08] It seems like there is a cult

[01:14:10] Involved although the cult

[01:14:12] Maybe cover for drug swaddling

[01:14:14] Certainly

[01:14:16] Two of the folks had an episode

[01:14:17] When they were around

[01:14:20] The possessions of the suspected parties

[01:14:23] And

[01:14:25] That may indicate some

[01:14:29] Very

[01:14:29] High powered drug

[01:14:30] I can think of a few that might do that just on contact

[01:14:35] Are you guys okay

[01:14:38] Yeah

[01:14:38] Yeah I

[01:14:39] No permanent side effects as far as I can tell

[01:14:42] But we do know

[01:14:43] We have a line on where they took your daughter

[01:14:46] We're gonna go get her

[01:14:47] Where is she

[01:14:49] Where are they taking her

[01:14:49] Where are the angeles apparently

[01:14:51] Seems to be where they think

[01:14:53] Where we

[01:14:54] I mean Eric found

[01:14:59] The evidence that seems to be

[01:15:00] Where they are quote unquote inducting her into the cult

[01:15:04] So we're gonna go

[01:15:05] We'll just stop to that

[01:15:06] Bring her back

[01:15:08] Yeah all right

[01:15:11] Please

[01:15:12] You guys got my blessings go do that

[01:15:16] If that's where you think she is

[01:15:19] And do you guys need help with anything from me

[01:15:22] Not at the moment

[01:15:27] You don't know anybody over there do you

[01:15:29] I know the

[01:15:33] The captain

[01:15:34] There all right

[01:15:37] Just I would

[01:15:38] I would give him a call and say you got some guys coming over

[01:15:41] Pick up your daughter she's been missing a couple days

[01:15:44] You think that she got involved with some bad folks

[01:15:48] So if we get stopped on the way out

[01:15:51] The police already know what's going on

[01:15:54] All right

[01:15:54] Now we're not gonna

[01:15:56] We're gonna try and not do anything crazy but you know

[01:16:00] Yeah

[01:16:00] I mean you know what I mean

[01:16:02] I remember Helsinki but yeah

[01:16:04] I really keep this as

[01:16:07] US normal as possible

[01:16:08] But

[01:16:10] Appreciate that

[01:16:11] Get my daughter back safe

[01:16:13] We don't want another Toronto incident

[01:16:15] No

[01:16:17] All right so

[01:16:19] Toronto wasn't that bad

[01:16:24] Look nobody got convicted for it

[01:16:26] I got my hands slapped a little bit

[01:16:28] How was I

[01:16:30] How was I off the

[01:16:32] Cn tower

[01:16:33] All right so I'm gonna text you three

[01:16:36] Asterix we have her

[01:16:38] If something goes wrong

[01:16:40] I'm gonna text you three minus sign

[01:16:42] As God as my witness I thought

[01:16:44] Kultus could fly

[01:16:46] Okay

[01:16:47] Sounds good

[01:16:49] Just in case

[01:16:51] All right

[01:16:52] So hopefully we'll talk to you in a couple hours

[01:16:56] All right

[01:16:57] All right click

[01:16:59] I do tell Eric about the

[01:17:01] The exsanguinated bodies

[01:17:05] Yeah it was weird

[01:17:06] No blood at all inside them

[01:17:08] No blood at the scene whatsoever

[01:17:10] Did you get names

[01:17:15] You did

[01:17:15] Oh okay yeah

[01:17:16] You probably would have been able to grab there

[01:17:18] Either from

[01:17:20] Yeah we got the IDs

[01:17:20] I haven't written down my notebook

[01:17:24] I

[01:17:25] Check my photo to see if

[01:17:26] There's an overlap

[01:17:30] Uh

[01:17:32] Yeah

[01:17:33] The last entries

[01:17:37] Show the names

[01:17:38] Of the two victims

[01:17:39] And what it looks like their blood type

[01:17:42] On the yellow paper on the document paper

[01:17:46] Holy shit we gotta get there right now this is a murder investigation now

[01:17:53] That looks up

[01:17:54] That's it that's all we need to see

[01:17:57] Like that's

[01:17:58] Yeah no

[01:17:59] That's what the fuck I'm talking about

[01:18:00] Hey uh call Chuck

[01:18:04] Yeah yeah

[01:18:06] I call Chuck right back

[01:18:08] Okay

[01:18:10] Fair enough

[01:18:12] Uh Chuck

[01:18:13] The two murder victims

[01:18:14] Their names were found in the house

[01:18:18] Obviously

[01:18:19] You're gonna have to

[01:18:22] Come up with some excuse to get in there

[01:18:24] But their names were found in the house

[01:18:27] On a sheet of paper along with their blood types

[01:18:29] The two dead folks

[01:18:31] What

[01:18:32] Yeah this would be a good time for a rate

[01:18:35] Yeah

[01:18:36] And call your captain buddy over there

[01:18:38] And tell them that some uh

[01:18:40] The persons of interest have your daughter

[01:18:42] Not just some rando

[01:18:43] Fuck alright yeah

[01:18:47] Um

[01:18:48] We'll do shit

[01:18:50] He just like yeah cursing

[01:18:52] And then clicks

[01:18:54] Okay guys let's get the fuck out there

[01:18:58] Where they eat there where they kill our

[01:19:01] It's almost like I'm a fucking

[01:19:03] Good detective

[01:19:04] Almost yeah

[01:19:06] Off we go

[01:19:09] Important question

[01:19:10] Who's riding with me

[01:19:12] Not me

[01:19:13] Yeah

[01:19:14] Oh god more of a tigal alright

[01:19:18] Let me tell you about them silkies

[01:19:20] And the GFK Kent assassination

[01:19:23] Well no no

[01:19:24] The

[01:19:27] The moon landing was real but we blew up

[01:19:29] The moon what you see now is a hastily

[01:19:31] Reconstructed

[01:19:33] Fake that and Apollo 17

[01:19:35] Wasn't the last moon mission they had to do

[01:19:36] 18 19 and 20 to quickly put up a fake moon

[01:19:39] For us

[01:19:39] We can, should, must, and will blow up the moon

[01:19:43] Good lord

[01:19:44] Would you keep it nice and stable

[01:19:47] I'm trying to put these apples into these

[01:19:49] Shotgun shells as we're driving

[01:19:50] Yeah that's your driving

[01:19:51] I assume you're leaving the dog at the diner

[01:19:54] Oh yeah chance chance goes where chance wants

[01:19:57] Okay yeah

[01:19:58] He's probably gonna stay because they're giving him bacon

[01:20:01] Yeah that's true

[01:20:03] So it's like team the sanity

[01:20:05] And then

[01:20:07] Team fucking

[01:20:09] Nightmare

[01:20:10] Yeah let's not take

[01:20:12] Let's not take dad's truck though because they have identified

[01:20:14] Yeah

[01:20:17] Oh my

[01:20:18] I might identify that truck up their ass

[01:20:22] That made no sense

[01:20:23] Yeah great line

[01:20:25] Workshop that one before we get there

[01:20:27] Come on dude

[01:20:30] Alright so you guys are in two cars then

[01:20:32] Two cars

[01:20:33] Okay

[01:20:35] Car of survivors that's the crazy people

[01:20:39] Yeah is that mine

[01:20:40] Yeah that's you guys are gonna be the ones who live

[01:20:43] Big tan suburban yeah

[01:20:45] Yeah

[01:20:46] Alright so you're driving out of

[01:20:48] You're driving ass sporks

[01:20:50] Are you taking the 101 or the 113

[01:20:53] Slash 112

[01:20:54] Let me bring up an actual man

[01:20:57] Yeah I don't know what that fucking means

[01:20:59] I think the 101 is probably the

[01:21:00] The most direct route

[01:21:03] It's a coastal highway

[01:21:04] Yeah

[01:21:06] John I just printed these off map quest

[01:21:08] We're good

[01:21:10] Yeah well I mean we want to see what map quest wants us to do

[01:21:13] That's okay

[01:21:16] The 101 will get us there in an hour and six minutes

[01:21:19] Let's say 101 west

[01:21:21] Okay

[01:21:23] So you start

[01:21:24] You go out of you just like

[01:21:26] Pull out of sporks like nobody's business

[01:21:29] This isn't like the main streets of Dayton

[01:21:33] You're right

[01:21:34] It isn't

[01:21:36] I think sporks probably has less than

[01:21:39] One tenth of Dayton's population

[01:21:41] Yeah

[01:21:42] It has less than one hundredth of

[01:21:45] Dayton's population

[01:21:46] Yeah

[01:21:47] And really one street

[01:21:49] Yeah

[01:21:54] It's the 101

[01:21:55] The one street

[01:21:57] Yeah

[01:21:58] So yeah it's like mountain

[01:22:01] You guys are going along this

[01:22:03] Coastal mountain road

[01:22:05] There's pine forest on either side

[01:22:08] You see some signage for

[01:22:12] Lake Crescent

[01:22:13] As you're getting close to

[01:22:16] Port Angeles

[01:22:17] And

[01:22:19] Eric Snow

[01:22:22] Yes

[01:22:23] Are you driving

[01:22:24] No I am not

[01:22:26] Okay

[01:22:27] As we've already established

[01:22:30] I do not have my license anymore

[01:22:31] Damn

[01:22:33] I think it's either going to be dad

[01:22:35] Or John probably on driving

[01:22:37] Probably dad

[01:22:40] Okay

[01:22:40] My drive is zero

[01:22:43] I got it four

[01:22:45] I need to look something up quickly

[01:22:48] Cause something is about to

[01:22:49] It's Jerry time huh

[01:22:52] We're starting

[01:22:53] Oh don't worry

[01:22:54] I'm prepared

[01:22:55] I'll pull my hand too much on this

[01:22:58] Crazy one is looking that up

[01:23:00] The conversation in my car moves on to

[01:23:02] How a Lantus was originally on Mars

[01:23:04] And humans lived on Mars

[01:23:05] But it was destroyed in a nuclear war

[01:23:07] And that's why the upcoming Mars landing

[01:23:09] Is definitely a fake cause we can't survive there

[01:23:12] And somehow Siegel

[01:23:14] Is crazier than you

[01:23:21] Now we can't

[01:23:22] But the Selkis can

[01:23:24] Because there's water on Mars

[01:23:27] And you know that the Mars Selkis

[01:23:29] Are way stronger

[01:23:30] Than the Earth Selkis

[01:23:31] And that's why we need to be prepared to take them on

[01:23:34] Now look guys

[01:23:35] We really need to have this part mapped out here

[01:23:38] What is playing on the radio

[01:23:39] Cause I'm thinking E.O.O

[01:23:44] Would you love to wreck a car while this is an electrical idle Christian?

[01:23:50] Oh no no it's modest mouse

[01:23:52] No I would wreck the car

[01:23:54] For modest mouse

[01:23:55] I mean I just tried to find the biggest tree

[01:24:00] I got a queen tape on rotation in my car

[01:24:05] I think while we're driving at this point it's don't stop me

[01:24:09] That's exactly what I was thinking

[01:24:11] Yes

[01:24:13] So

[01:24:15] Eric so you're not in the driver's seat

[01:24:18] You're in the passenger side

[01:24:19] Or passenger seat

[01:24:20] I'm in the rear

[01:24:22] Are you guys in the front car or the back car?

[01:24:26] Probably in the front car

[01:24:29] I'm up front

[01:24:30] You're in the front car? Okay

[01:24:32] I need you to roll a stability test

[01:24:34] Great

[01:24:36] Wonderful

[01:24:38] Not gonna spend on this

[01:24:42] Hey still a success

[01:24:44] Okay

[01:24:45] Guys everybody else in the car

[01:24:47] You see

[01:24:50] Eric start

[01:24:51] Seizing up and having a seizure

[01:24:53] His nose starts bleeding

[01:24:55] And his eyes are rolling up in his head

[01:24:59] For Eric

[01:25:01] You have another vision

[01:25:03] There is a rush of pine trees

[01:25:05] As something is just

[01:25:07] Moving insanely

[01:25:08] Fast through the woods

[01:25:10] And you know

[01:25:12] That it is gunning

[01:25:15] For you

[01:25:18] Yeah

[01:25:21] You're in that trance

[01:25:24] Watching this happen

[01:25:25] So for everybody outside of him

[01:25:27] In the car

[01:25:28] You see him nose bleeding and his eyes rolling up

[01:25:30] And he's having a seizure

[01:25:31] I'm gonna lean forward

[01:25:34] Unbuckle his seatbelt and pull him into the back seat

[01:25:36] With me

[01:25:38] So I can perform first aid

[01:25:40] Okay yeah

[01:25:41] Yeah he appears to be going into some kind of like

[01:25:43] Have some kind of an episode

[01:25:45] And I'm trying to

[01:25:46] At the same time keep my eye on

[01:25:49] Dad because he's the driver

[01:25:51] And if he also goes into a seizure we're probably all dead

[01:25:55] What do you have for notice

[01:25:57] I have noticed a

[01:25:59] Adam? Oh no you two

[01:26:01] I've got a lot of notice

[01:26:03] Okay

[01:26:08] Can you roll

[01:26:10] For that

[01:26:12] Yeah roll notice

[01:26:13] It should probably spend a point on this huh

[01:26:18] Probably

[01:26:19] Yes yes very yes

[01:26:22] Yeah

[01:26:24] Yeah I would spend a road one point

[01:26:26] I thought interperson

[01:26:28] I'm on man

[01:26:29] What the fuck

[01:26:30] I thought you didn't have to do for like that

[01:26:33] Abilities and all that you just spent

[01:26:35] I thought it was a general

[01:26:36] Okay maybe I have to roll it

[01:26:39] For against the stealth or something

[01:26:41] Maybe

[01:26:43] General abilities you do have to roll

[01:26:46] Investigative abilities

[01:26:47] You do not

[01:26:48] Is notice a

[01:26:51] Interpersonal or a general

[01:26:53] Notice is a general

[01:26:55] You do have to roll for that

[01:26:56] Yeah yeah after all

[01:26:58] So I fucking flubbed it that's a two

[01:27:01] Okay

[01:27:06] So I need to go ahead and do it

[01:27:07] Yep you do too

[01:27:09] I'm a spin too busy with Eric

[01:27:11] Yeah which makes sense

[01:27:13] One two six

[01:27:16] Plus two

[01:27:17] Too busy dealing with the guy having a

[01:27:20] Fucking seizure

[01:27:21] Seven

[01:27:22] Seven

[01:27:23] Okay you see

[01:27:27] The man burst out of the pine trees

[01:27:32] If you hadn't

[01:27:34] Like you see it in time

[01:27:36] He's up ahead of you

[01:27:38] He burst out of the tree line

[01:27:40] On the

[01:27:42] Coast on the ocean side

[01:27:43] Of the road

[01:27:46] And is just

[01:27:49] Insanely fast

[01:27:50] Barreling for your fucking car

[01:27:52] Like a god damn

[01:27:54] Charger from Left 4 Dead 2

[01:27:56] Just like

[01:27:57] Lime backing towards your car

[01:28:01] You want to do something about that

[01:28:03] You have a chance too

[01:28:05] Johnny you don't see that every day

[01:28:07] Look up

[01:28:08] Jesus Christ

[01:28:11] Alright

[01:28:13] So here's what I'm going to do craze on

[01:28:16] It is going to be very loud

[01:28:18] Everybody is going to go

[01:28:19] MWAP MWAP MWAP

[01:28:21] I do have that 9mm

[01:28:23] I forgot about

[01:28:27] The Segway

[01:28:33] Oh shit

[01:28:34] I forgot

[01:28:34] I love that

[01:28:36] That's from Vampires Suck

[01:28:39] I love it

[01:28:41] I'm sitting here smiling as I mildly

[01:28:43] De-rail us with gifts

[01:28:45] That's alright

[01:28:45] Honestly I don't think I want a shooting

[01:28:47] I think I want to

[01:28:49] Yeah you want to use the largest projectile

[01:28:51] That you have

[01:28:52] This car

[01:28:55] Honestly I think I'm going to use

[01:28:57] Driving to

[01:28:59] I'm going to try to go past him

[01:29:00] I swear it's the last second

[01:29:03] And try to

[01:29:05] Just keep going

[01:29:06] I don't know if I want to fuck with that

[01:29:08] You know what I mean

[01:29:10] I've seen people on Bass Solstice before

[01:29:13] Fair

[01:29:14] You going to pit maneuver that vampire?

[01:29:16] Yeah I'm going to try to pit maneuver the vampire

[01:29:19] Nudge him a little bit

[01:29:24] Honestly maybe I can treat the car

[01:29:25] Like a baseball bat and hit the e-brake

[01:29:27] Because I miss it

[01:29:28] So now I stand around and try to bat him

[01:29:31] I don't know

[01:29:32] That sounds fun

[01:29:35] But yeah so I'm going to use driving

[01:29:37] To

[01:29:39] I think that

[01:29:41] I guess

[01:29:42] Just react and dodge him at the moment

[01:29:45] Yeah

[01:29:46] Because he seems to want to hit the car

[01:29:49] Yeah he's not like

[01:29:51] He doesn't seem to be disturbed by the car

[01:29:54] Yeah he doesn't seem to be

[01:30:00] So

[01:30:00] So I am going to spend

[01:30:02] Two points of driving

[01:30:04] To basically

[01:30:06] Last second

[01:30:06] Move aside you know what

[01:30:08] Joe for this is probably my downfall

[01:30:12] I just want to say but as I miss it

[01:30:14] I want to sling the door open to fucking clip him in the face

[01:30:18] Nice

[01:30:20] Okay I mean it's very funny

[01:30:21] But it's technically very foolish

[01:30:23] Yes it is

[01:30:26] 8

[01:30:28] Okay

[01:30:29] So

[01:30:29] You managed to like

[01:30:31] Just like

[01:30:34] Skim past this barreling

[01:30:37] Man

[01:30:40] He's wearing

[01:30:41] Like a leather jacket

[01:30:42] He's got like a biker attire to him

[01:30:45] He's got like long

[01:30:46] Like saber tooth hair

[01:30:48] From the X-Men movie Saber Tooth

[01:30:51] Yeah

[01:30:52] Like triple H

[01:30:53] Saber Tooth guy

[01:30:56] And you're trying to clip him

[01:30:58] With the door

[01:30:59] On your way by

[01:31:00] I thought that was funny but I'm not going to try that

[01:31:03] That sounds like a good way for glass

[01:31:06] To explode in my face and make another

[01:31:08] Driving check so now

[01:31:09] Okay Creson

[01:31:11] Yeah

[01:31:14] I know I'm

[01:31:15] Currently like in the middle of a seizure

[01:31:18] But

[01:31:18] My MLS is prepared

[01:31:20] That's fair

[01:31:22] You're prepared for that seizure

[01:31:25] That's true

[01:31:26] Also

[01:31:27] Your vision has also been

[01:31:30] Advancing

[01:31:31] You're seeing through that guy's eyes

[01:31:35] And

[01:31:36] His vision isn't staring

[01:31:38] At the car or the driver

[01:31:40] Or any of the other passengers

[01:31:42] Except for you

[01:31:44] You're marked red in his vision

[01:31:47] Sweet

[01:31:49] Cool

[01:31:52] May I use my preparedness

[01:31:54] Cherry

[01:31:56] Yeah we'll say now

[01:31:57] Yeah sure yeah let's go for that

[01:31:59] Yeah

[01:32:01] So

[01:32:06] I set up

[01:32:07] The car in such a way

[01:32:09] That if we got attacked

[01:32:14] There was

[01:32:17] Shit that

[01:32:18] Just can make people eat it

[01:32:20] Like just

[01:32:21] Gravel

[01:32:24] Pebbles

[01:32:27] Marbles

[01:32:27] Marbles

[01:32:28] Yeah

[01:32:32] Like a bond gadget

[01:32:34] Underneath that just drops like

[01:32:36] A bunch of stuff

[01:32:37] Pretty much

[01:32:38] Could it just be like oh so he's how it

[01:32:41] Asses he's going to get old

[01:32:42] And fucking eat

[01:32:46] Roadside

[01:32:46] I'm on board with that

[01:32:48] Oil slick is actually a James Bond

[01:32:51] Thing

[01:32:52] Yeah alright

[01:32:53] That is a launcher that

[01:32:56] Has been used in a Bond movie

[01:32:58] I sped in that preparedness

[01:33:00] Okay

[01:33:05] So

[01:33:07] Who of you like sets this

[01:33:09] Off on accidents

[01:33:11] Yeah cause he's still in a seizure

[01:33:13] Like mode he's not actually being able to

[01:33:14] I don't mean because like I lose my

[01:33:16] Like I see the guy running out of

[01:33:19] The far is like I fuck

[01:33:20] Like kick out

[01:33:21] Oh yeah

[01:33:26] Yeah so the oil yeah the oil starts going

[01:33:29] Through

[01:33:31] Adam or dad

[01:33:32] Swers the car like just barely

[01:33:35] Like that was

[01:33:37] Insanely too close

[01:33:40] The guys in the back

[01:33:41] Car

[01:33:44] You see

[01:33:46] The

[01:33:47] The front car swerve

[01:33:49] Making giving you line of sight of this dude

[01:33:51] Who then slips on

[01:33:53] It looks like he fumbles on

[01:33:55] The oil that

[01:33:56] Starts pouring behind the car

[01:33:59] And he's just going to

[01:34:00] He's just going to like

[01:34:03] Just fall into your

[01:34:04] Driver's like a deer hitting your

[01:34:07] Wind shield

[01:34:08] It looks like that he's just going to slide

[01:34:11] Into your wind shield

[01:34:15] Wait who's windshield

[01:34:16] I was listening to somebody

[01:34:17] Open the door really fucking fast

[01:34:20] The guys in the rear car

[01:34:21] That would be you driving

[01:34:24] I just wanted to make sure because

[01:34:26] My my suburban has a buck stop

[01:34:28] Bumper on it

[01:34:29] Oh nice

[01:34:33] Which is called

[01:34:34] Because it does not deform when you hit

[01:34:36] A buck

[01:34:37] Perfect yeah

[01:34:40] Is that

[01:34:41] Sided flying up over

[01:34:43] More like directed underneath

[01:34:45] You know speed bump style

[01:34:47] Okay

[01:34:50] Oh

[01:34:51] Yeah okay

[01:34:53] This guy gets up from this we know

[01:34:56] It's indisputable that this

[01:34:57] Is some sort of superhero or something

[01:34:59] Yeah he so he slides

[01:35:01] And he goes

[01:35:03] Under your car then

[01:35:08] I need you to roll

[01:35:09] I still need to roll a drive to not

[01:35:10] Go into the pines

[01:35:12] I need to set the road or the guard rail

[01:35:16] I will spend a drive on this

[01:35:23] That's exactly how

[01:35:25] It was like a linebacker and then

[01:35:27] What

[01:35:32] So is that a success

[01:35:34] That is a success yes

[01:35:35] Great that's a total of five

[01:35:37] So the way it plays out is

[01:35:41] There's a kathumpa thump in the car

[01:35:43] And I'm looking over to the sideways talking

[01:35:45] About how Pluto was declassified as a planet

[01:35:47] To hide the race of alien crabs

[01:35:49] That live there and I don't really notice

[01:35:51] That I ran him over okay

[01:35:53] Well I will notice that he got right over

[01:35:55] But I'm gonna follow it up

[01:35:57] By lobbing an apple at the guy's head as he stands

[01:35:59] Up well he's hang on

[01:36:01] Hang on are you guys stopping

[01:36:03] No I'm throwing it out the window

[01:36:05] As we're driving by okay

[01:36:07] So you guys aren't stopping at all okay

[01:36:09] No

[01:36:10] No

[01:36:11] Why would we

[01:36:12] We're not stopping I know the front car is not going to stop

[01:36:16] And I didn't really notice

[01:36:17] I just hit a bump in the road what are you talking about

[01:36:19] Okay everybody who's driving

[01:36:21] Who saw that like what happened

[01:36:23] Still rolled me a stability test because what the fuck

[01:36:26] Yeah I'm gonna

[01:36:27] I'm taking that stability test

[01:36:29] Chris you don't have to because you're still living it

[01:36:32] Yeah no I'm having a fucking seizure

[01:36:35] So in your vision

[01:36:37] There is just a

[01:36:38] Flurry of like

[01:36:39] It's just a blur for a moment

[01:36:42] And then you kind of get like

[01:36:44] A corpse eye view of the

[01:36:47] Of the asphalt

[01:36:48] Looking at the cars moving away

[01:36:52] And then your vision starts getting up

[01:36:54] Wow

[01:36:56] However as you start getting up

[01:37:00] Your vision switches to another

[01:37:02] Point of vision or another point of perspective

[01:37:05] In the woods

[01:37:07] Great

[01:37:08] Sorry Joe you got one

[01:37:10] Another one

[01:37:12] Hang on I'm gonna roll a die for this

[01:37:15] Okay take two

[01:37:19] Because holy shit

[01:37:22] That guy is insane

[01:37:24] And you just murdered him

[01:37:27] I hope I just murdered him

[01:37:29] Because if he's running faster than a car

[01:37:31] I don't know that I did

[01:37:32] Yeah fair

[01:37:34] Adam you got a three

[01:37:35] Yeah I failed

[01:37:37] I'll take the two as well

[01:37:41] I'm not that worried about murder

[01:37:43] That's fair

[01:37:45] Hellsinky

[01:37:47] Yeah

[01:37:49] But it's not a good sign that this seems to be turning

[01:37:52] Into a hellsinky

[01:37:55] That's what we would call bad

[01:37:57] Yeah

[01:37:59] So I'm down two on

[01:38:03] On this bad boy

[01:38:05] I'm down six

[01:38:07] Wow

[01:38:09] What's David and

[01:38:10] And brownie are you gonna roll

[01:38:12] Stability

[01:38:13] I didn't notice

[01:38:15] You guys didn't notice

[01:38:17] No that's the best part

[01:38:19] I didn't depend either

[01:38:21] I figured I was just gonna like fail

[01:38:23] Yeah

[01:38:25] I got failed

[01:38:27] I'm discounting on my dice to

[01:38:29] Roll pretty good and they just rolled a five

[01:38:31] So I think I'm pretty

[01:38:33] I'm pretty okay with this

[01:38:34] Does the apple connect

[01:38:36] Like what do I need to roll to hit him with thrown apple

[01:38:41] Okay athletics

[01:38:42] You crazy

[01:38:45] No spin just go for it

[01:38:47] Just go natural

[01:38:49] See if you do this

[01:38:51] Let's do that

[01:38:53] And that's a six on the apple toss

[01:38:55] Oh my god

[01:38:56] His threshold is

[01:39:00] You hit him

[01:39:04] So okay we can

[01:39:06] We can go back over to the vision that Eric is having

[01:39:08] So you're again

[01:39:10] It's it's the

[01:39:11] The vision of the head starts getting up

[01:39:14] And you see the apple

[01:39:18] And there is a

[01:39:20] There's a hissing sound coming from

[01:39:22] The person

[01:39:24] The thing that you're you're in

[01:39:28] And the apple like clonks him on the head

[01:39:31] And it's like and it

[01:39:32] There's just suddenly red and then the perspective

[01:39:35] Switches

[01:39:36] To another set of eyes

[01:39:39] Somewhere in the woods

[01:39:41] Again moving quite fast

[01:39:43] Through the pines

[01:39:44] And they're all aware of me specifically

[01:39:46] Yep in fact

[01:39:48] You're looking if you look hard enough through the vision

[01:39:51] You can see that they can see

[01:39:53] A red glow somewhere beyond the pines

[01:39:56] Like they're seeing it through the pines

[01:39:59] Great

[01:40:02] So yeah

[01:40:05] So you guys are driving again

[01:40:09] What the fuck

[01:40:11] Was that

[01:40:13] And what was this shit out of the

[01:40:16] John what was that

[01:40:17] I don't know I kicked a button

[01:40:19] Uh

[01:40:21] That guy was running like 70 miles an hour

[01:40:23] What the actual fuck

[01:40:26] I need you guys to

[01:40:27] Do another notice roll

[01:40:29] Oh no

[01:40:31] It's a fucking

[01:40:33] Like

[01:40:33] I'm gonna look at the dash real quick just to see if my check engine light on

[01:40:37] Is on because all the oil

[01:40:39] Just dragged down in my car

[01:40:43] Wow another failure god damn

[01:40:45] You're too busy trying to

[01:40:47] Like of the situation

[01:40:49] Yeah

[01:40:50] I'm looking back for the guy

[01:40:52] Like how the fuck

[01:40:55] Is the seizure stopped

[01:40:56] It's still going he's like

[01:40:58] I don't have time for this

[01:41:00] I'm gonna try to ignore everything else

[01:41:03] And just

[01:41:03] You can try to roll some kind of

[01:41:06] Medic

[01:41:07] Should we just use sense trouble

[01:41:09] Yeah you sense trouble sorry you sense trouble

[01:41:12] So I got points in that

[01:41:14] I'll let you do that because

[01:41:16] At this point it's very much sense trouble

[01:41:18] Like you're on you're on high alert

[01:41:20] At this point

[01:41:23] I'm gonna spend two points on medic

[01:41:27] To bring

[01:41:31] Eric

[01:41:31] Out of the seizure

[01:41:33] Okay

[01:41:35] Five so seven seven

[01:41:39] Dang

[01:41:39] Yeah, okay

[01:41:40] So I succeeded my sense trouble check

[01:41:47] Eric

[01:41:48] Is you're about to like as you

[01:41:49] Right before you come to

[01:41:51] You realize that the vision

[01:41:53] That's speeding through the woods

[01:41:54] Is going downhill

[01:41:56] And it's going to barrel right into the

[01:41:59] Like t-bone your car

[01:42:01] That way

[01:42:04] Alright

[01:42:05] Adam what did you get

[01:42:07] Yeah, yeah so you both look

[01:42:09] To the side and you see burst out of the woods

[01:42:11] Another like biker

[01:42:13] Like a biker chick

[01:42:15] And it's just like

[01:42:18] Again similar to the other guy

[01:42:19] She is just line backing

[01:42:21] Over the guard, she breaks through the guard rail

[01:42:24] Like just like it bends

[01:42:25] It bends out as she like

[01:42:27] Breaks through it

[01:42:28] And she's about to hit your car

[01:42:30] Like t-bone your car

[01:42:33] You see a freight train

[01:42:37] Made flesh coming at you

[01:42:39] From the side

[01:42:42] Alright

[01:42:42] So we could do

[01:42:44] Like this tag team thing

[01:42:46] If we wanted to

[01:42:48] John like I

[01:42:50] Could do a driving check

[01:42:51] To give you a plus on shooting

[01:42:53] If you have a nice amount of shooting

[01:42:55] Do you have a nice amount

[01:42:57] Of shooting

[01:42:58] How about seagull, you know

[01:43:01] The fucking murder hobo

[01:43:04] Like he's back

[01:43:06] There in that other car

[01:43:07] Isn't he? Or is that you?

[01:43:09] I am in the second car

[01:43:10] Yeah he's in the second car

[01:43:12] It's us

[01:43:13] I mean you guys also see this

[01:43:15] Well that would give him enough range

[01:43:18] To use a firearm or something

[01:43:20] Because it's far enough a way that he has

[01:43:21] Space to see it, space to aim

[01:43:23] And I have specifically

[01:43:29] Been hacking shells

[01:43:30] For this encounter

[01:43:32] Full of apple seeds

[01:43:34] Let's see if apple shot works

[01:43:36] Okay

[01:43:37] If apple shot works

[01:43:39] Then everything's out the window

[01:43:41] John is on board with anybody's theory

[01:43:43] He doesn't know what it is

[01:43:46] If it doesn't work there's some cold iron

[01:43:48] Buckshot in the center console

[01:43:49] I'm gonna do a driving check to

[01:43:53] I guess avoid that

[01:43:54] And then that would hopefully give

[01:43:56] Somebody a clear line of shooting

[01:43:59] So I'm gonna go ahead and

[01:44:00] Spend all the rest of my marbles

[01:44:02] Because I do not want to deal with this

[01:44:05] In any shape, form or fashion

[01:44:08] So I'm doing 1d6

[01:44:10] Plus 2 and I'm out of driving now

[01:44:12] And I wrote a 4

[01:44:14] Which is the typical threshold

[01:44:15] So I'm glad I made that

[01:44:17] Spend I am at 0 on driving

[01:44:22] Unless this is a hard check

[01:44:25] Like a super

[01:44:26] It's pretty hard this thing's

[01:44:28] This person is moving incredibly fast

[01:44:31] So what'd you get

[01:44:32] Sorry? Well typically like

[01:44:34] If you were shooting at somebody behind cover

[01:44:37] Stuff like that it would be a 4

[01:44:39] So I mean 4 is like the default

[01:44:41] And what not so I did hit a 4

[01:44:43] Now if it's

[01:44:45] I mean just basically to

[01:44:47] You know slam like

[01:44:48] Instead of slamming on the brakes

[01:44:50] What I'm doing is I'm going to

[01:44:54] Work on the vehicle where we in

[01:44:57] I don't know what car was you guys

[01:44:59] Were you guys using

[01:45:01] Just a rental

[01:45:02] Yeah it was just a rental

[01:45:04] It's probably like an

[01:45:05] SUV because

[01:45:07] You know we had to carry everybody

[01:45:09] From the airport except for Marvin here

[01:45:12] Yeah it could also be a Crown Vic

[01:45:14] That seats 5

[01:45:15] Alright yeah let's say a Crown Vic

[01:45:17] Sounds like fun

[01:45:19] I'm going to hit the gas and at the same time

[01:45:21] Like immediately grab that e-brake

[01:45:23] And try to spin the car

[01:45:25] To where the ass in gets out of the way

[01:45:28] And doesn't get T-Bowed

[01:45:29] So that makes sense so I'm trying

[01:45:31] To spin around

[01:45:32] Yeah that sounds good

[01:45:35] Okay

[01:45:38] God I'm glad we took driving

[01:45:42] Yeah

[01:45:42] I'm glad somebody did

[01:45:45] So what'd you roll for the driving sorry

[01:45:47] 4

[01:45:49] She

[01:45:53] Nicks the back of your car

[01:45:54] So you

[01:45:57] Swerve

[01:45:58] But it was more of a forced swerve

[01:46:02] Or like you spin a little bit

[01:46:04] I'm spinning out basically

[01:46:06] Yeah

[01:46:08] So it succeeded but it's like a mix of success

[01:46:11] Okay

[01:46:11] She nicked the back of your car

[01:46:14] At the speed she was going

[01:46:16] She also stopped on a dime

[01:46:18] Right afterward

[01:46:23] And was

[01:46:23] Unperturbed by

[01:46:25] Like she hit

[01:46:27] The back of your car

[01:46:28] Your car is like dented in

[01:46:30] Or that car is dented inward

[01:46:32] She is fine she walks away

[01:46:35] Um

[01:46:36] And yeah so you're spinning out

[01:46:39] You're not moving what you're saying

[01:46:41] Yeah

[01:46:41] Light them up David

[01:46:45] So the wonderful thing

[01:46:46] About a shotgun shell

[01:46:48] Is that at really close range

[01:46:50] It has a high rate of spread

[01:46:52] And does a lot of damage

[01:46:53] So we're not up close yet

[01:46:56] But as we drive

[01:46:58] Right up to her

[01:46:59] At a passing speed

[01:47:01] We will be up close for just a split second

[01:47:04] And in that split second

[01:47:05] I'm going to be taking very

[01:47:08] Careful aim

[01:47:09] And firing with a two handed

[01:47:11] Grip as I lean slightly out the window

[01:47:15] May I suggest that

[01:47:16] You uh

[01:47:17] Shoot her the moment

[01:47:19] She clips our car

[01:47:24] Well

[01:47:24] It's actually going to be the moment

[01:47:25] That the car is passing

[01:47:27] So at that brief moment

[01:47:28] When we are at point blank range

[01:47:31] I mean we're trying everybody's traveling

[01:47:33] At very high speed so

[01:47:35] Like it's not going to be

[01:47:37] More than a second later

[01:47:40] It's not going to be more than

[01:47:41] A second like stationary

[01:47:43] Yeah

[01:47:45] But the order of operations

[01:47:47] Is going to be car clip bang

[01:47:49] And she's going to get

[01:47:52] Apple jacked

[01:47:55] Okay

[01:47:56] So I'm spending five

[01:47:59] Jesus dude

[01:48:00] Fair

[01:48:02] I'm going to get three of it back

[01:48:03] Because techno thriller model log

[01:48:05] So effectively I'm only spending two

[01:48:08] But with the role

[01:48:09] Of five

[01:48:11] And the spend of five

[01:48:12] That makes ten

[01:48:15] To applejack her

[01:48:17] You

[01:48:17] I mean you absolutely hit her

[01:48:23] What's the

[01:48:24] Damage on a shotgun

[01:48:26] Of pellets

[01:48:28] Like

[01:48:28] A shotgun is a one

[01:48:33] Does it have like rock salts

[01:48:36] Like what that does

[01:48:37] I would imagine that would just be down to like a zero

[01:48:39] Like a plus zero

[01:48:40] If I can make a suggestion

[01:48:44] It's say

[01:48:45] So they're just apple seats

[01:48:47] Right they're not as hard as bullets

[01:48:49] No

[01:48:50] Either the apple seeds

[01:48:53] Will hurt her because it's a

[01:48:55] Something that she is

[01:48:59] Damaged by

[01:49:00] Or it won't do anything

[01:49:03] Actually yeah you know what you're right

[01:49:04] Get a plus one on the damage there

[01:49:11] Double check

[01:49:12] Is damage like done another role

[01:49:15] Or is that like whatever you had

[01:49:17] On the threshold or

[01:49:19] Or not on the threshold on the attack

[01:49:21] Role

[01:49:23] I think damage is a second role

[01:49:27] It is a second role

[01:49:29] Is a second role

[01:49:30] Okay so then yeah

[01:49:31] You're aiming for face

[01:49:34] With that kind of

[01:49:36] Attack role

[01:49:37] So

[01:49:42] I'm either going to

[01:49:44] Really really hurt her

[01:49:46] Or she is going to be super pissed

[01:49:49] Yeah

[01:49:51] She's already pretty pissed

[01:49:52] I gotta say

[01:49:54] And that's a six

[01:50:00] Okay

[01:50:02] So if this damages

[01:50:06] Yeah

[01:50:08] So she

[01:50:10] It didn't look like she took any damage from the car

[01:50:12] From nicking the car

[01:50:14] But she turns

[01:50:16] To see your car coming

[01:50:18] And just takes it all

[01:50:20] On one side of her face

[01:50:22] And she lets out this

[01:50:24] Ungodly shriek like a banshee

[01:50:28] And drops to her knees

[01:50:30] From the

[01:50:32] As she grips her

[01:50:33] As she grasps for her face

[01:50:36] You like apples?

[01:50:39] How do you like them apples?

[01:50:42] I guess that means Eric is conscious again

[01:50:44] Yeah at this point Eric

[01:50:45] Yeah you wake up

[01:50:46] And at this point the

[01:50:48] You come to and

[01:50:51] You guys are just continuing to drive as fast as you can

[01:50:53] Wait for the time

[01:50:54] Speed up

[01:50:55] Is anybody looking back?

[01:50:57] I am

[01:51:00] Did that work?

[01:51:02] So you see a mangled corpse run up to her

[01:51:08] At least it looks like

[01:51:09] It looks like some kind of like

[01:51:11] The car victim

[01:51:12] It looks like somebody who was run over by a car

[01:51:14] Yeah like some of his

[01:51:16] His arms and one of his legs is like

[01:51:19] Clearly in the wrong angle

[01:51:20] But he's moving like he doesn't bother him

[01:51:23] And he walks up to her

[01:51:27] And like

[01:51:28] They just look ahead to you guys

[01:51:31] You just see these like

[01:51:33] Cold red glowing eyes

[01:51:36] I grab Marvin

[01:51:39] Yep

[01:51:40] You're in the front car with us

[01:51:42] Oh sorry

[01:51:45] Well I grab somebody

[01:51:47] I mean you're literally in a back seat with me

[01:51:49] You grab Johnny

[01:51:50] Okay I grab you John

[01:51:52] I'm just like

[01:51:54] I think I'm psychic

[01:51:57] Okay I'm just going to ignore that

[01:52:00] It just came out of a seizure

[01:52:02] But

[01:52:04] Good thing I didn't hear that

[01:52:05] That comes from swallowing microchips

[01:52:08] Um Adam

[01:52:09] Yeah

[01:52:12] Uh

[01:52:15] You're hearing all that stuff in the back

[01:52:17] And you look ahead of you

[01:52:20] There's a man in the middle of the road

[01:52:24] Damn it

[01:52:25] Drive around him

[01:52:27] Hey God I gotta make a roll

[01:52:32] Roll stability

[01:52:34] Adam

[01:52:37] People wonder why my stability is so low

[01:52:39] Daco dang

[01:52:40] Well this is why I keep getting mind fucked

[01:52:42] Uh okay

[01:52:44] Getting mind fuckled today

[01:52:46] I am going to spin two

[01:52:48] And take myself down to one

[01:52:50] And now I'm going to

[01:52:54] So

[01:52:56] Never gonna stop me

[01:52:58] Never gonna stop me now

[01:53:02] Break on through to the other side Adam

[01:53:05] Oh the choice

[01:53:08] We're gonna start playing

[01:53:10] Seven

[01:53:11] Seven

[01:53:12] Okay

[01:53:14] How are we

[01:53:16] Is that not good enough

[01:53:18] Hang on I gotta double check to see how the mental attacks work

[01:53:21] Again

[01:53:24] I'm listening to Queen

[01:53:25] Do I get a plus

[01:53:28] For

[01:53:28] Freddie is Angelic sir

[01:53:31] No

[01:53:33] You don't think Freddie's Angelic

[01:53:34] I think he's Angelic

[01:53:36] Not yet

[01:53:42] He died in the early

[01:53:44] 2000s didn't he

[01:53:46] He died in the 80s

[01:53:47] No he didn't

[01:53:51] 90s

[01:53:52] I remember we were doing a benefit concert

[01:53:54] I just want to make sure I got the mental attack thing

[01:54:01] 91 apparently

[01:54:03] Okay

[01:54:04] Yeah

[01:54:05] Okay so you

[01:54:08] Everybody else in the car

[01:54:09] Notice that the car starts slowing down

[01:54:13] Abruptly

[01:54:14] However

[01:54:17] Dad

[01:54:18] You start

[01:54:20] Kind of you're kind of fading in and out of

[01:54:22] Consciousness as if something is trying to shut

[01:54:24] You down mentally

[01:54:27] And you look up and then but like through

[01:54:30] The like you kind of like through gritted teeth

[01:54:32] You like are able to kind of like stay focused

[01:54:34] And you see that this this person up ahead

[01:54:36] Has his hand out like a fucking

[01:54:38] Jedi

[01:54:39] And it's just like trying to

[01:54:43] Like mind fuck you or something

[01:54:46] Can I see all this from the back car

[01:54:50] I think there are probably

[01:54:51] There are probably you can see that their car is stopping

[01:54:54] Or like it's slowing down abruptly and kind of like speeding up and slowing down a little bit

[01:54:59] But you can't see the person ahead of them

[01:55:02] I don't know a big

[01:55:04] Big

[01:55:05] SUV and just a smaller than our car

[01:55:08] Yeah, so I always forget. Yeah, sorry

[01:55:10] I keep forgetting about like what the car yeah

[01:55:11] Yeah you can probably see the other guy

[01:55:13] The guy ahead of you

[01:55:15] Match speed

[01:55:16] Gently make contact with the back of their car and then start pushing

[01:55:19] Okay

[01:55:21] Back up to speed

[01:55:23] Imagine the drive roll

[01:55:25] This is SUV have a sunroof Marfan

[01:55:28] The back window rolls down

[01:55:33] And I will spend one

[01:55:36] That's a three

[01:55:38] Okay, I need I need Adam to also roll

[01:55:40] Crazy what I am also doing is I'm gonna reach up

[01:55:43] And hit that little cleaner windshield wiper thing

[01:55:45] Like with squirting fluid and wipe it

[01:55:47] I'm like trying to get the jet off

[01:55:49] Stay off my car

[01:55:50] I guess

[01:55:52] I mean it's the best thing I can think

[01:55:54] What? Sorry?

[01:55:55] That's the best thing I can do

[01:55:57] You're not rolling for that

[01:55:59] I mean I could like I can

[01:56:01] I can road drive just like default

[01:56:03] If that's what it is

[01:56:04] Yeah, it's gonna have to be, yeah

[01:56:05] You said plus on something

[01:56:07] I was gonna say plus but then I looked at what brownies roll was

[01:56:10] And it wasn't great or wasn't that great so

[01:56:13] Alright

[01:56:14] Let's just go for 1d6

[01:56:16] I mean I can still do it. I just can't spend points

[01:56:19] Yeah

[01:56:20] And it's a two

[01:56:22] Okay, so

[01:56:25] Yeah, that the guy

[01:56:28] Basically

[01:56:31] He

[01:56:32] You're picking up speed

[01:56:34] Suddenly because brownie

[01:56:35] Is

[01:56:37] Marvin is

[01:56:38] Basically like being your backpack

[01:56:40] Or just like pushing, like giving you support

[01:56:42] And just as the guy's about to hit

[01:56:45] Your car he leaps up

[01:56:47] Into the air

[01:56:51] And

[01:56:52] About a moment later

[01:56:54] He, you guys

[01:56:55] The guy's in the front car hear a thud

[01:56:58] On your

[01:56:58] On your

[01:57:02] Car ceiling

[01:57:03] Oh fuck that

[01:57:04] Roll down the window, lean out

[01:57:07] Look up, gun

[01:57:10] Okay

[01:57:10] From the back car

[01:57:12] Once he jumps up I'm going to assume

[01:57:15] That he has a skeet

[01:57:17] Fair

[01:57:18] And I'm gonna do some prep shooting

[01:57:22] Okay

[01:57:24] We'll both shoot him simultaneously

[01:57:28] This has happened more than once

[01:57:30] In our career together

[01:57:36] Helsinki

[01:57:37] Helsinki

[01:57:38] Helsinki says hello

[01:57:43] Okay

[01:57:45] Yeah

[01:57:47] Shoot at this guy

[01:57:48] So I'm gonna spend two

[01:57:50] I'm gonna spend three

[01:57:52] I'll spend three

[01:57:52] So what's your ammo? Just curious

[01:57:54] Mine is still

[01:57:55] Mine is still Apple

[01:57:58] Okay

[01:57:59] I loaded this thing with the Apple

[01:58:02] Shot, I said, do you have it? I've got it

[01:58:04] This is just a regular gun

[01:58:07] This is just like

[01:58:08] A nine millimeter

[01:58:12] Yeah, that's because I'm a professional

[01:58:13] I carry around my whole

[01:58:16] Kid everywhere I go

[01:58:19] So that was your attack road there Joe?

[01:58:22] Yeah

[01:58:22] Seven? Okay, you'll hit him

[01:58:24] For sure

[01:58:25] I'll probably also be amazed to see bullets do nothing

[01:58:28] Yeah, what's David got?

[01:58:32] I just rolled a four

[01:58:34] Plus my three so that's a seven

[01:58:36] To hit

[01:58:37] That will also hit

[01:58:42] And

[01:58:44] That is a six on my damage roll

[01:58:46] With Apple shots

[01:58:48] Jesus Christ

[01:58:50] Alright

[01:58:53] Yeah, roll your damage there

[01:58:56] Joe? For right

[01:58:58] For

[01:59:00] Johnny

[01:59:02] Three

[01:59:04] Okay

[01:59:08] Wow

[01:59:09] This guy gets peppered with

[01:59:11] Apple shot

[01:59:13] You see literal

[01:59:15] Steam come like boiling

[01:59:17] Off of him as you start plugging

[01:59:20] Him with your gun shots and he falls off

[01:59:22] The side of the car

[01:59:22] Was that the Apple?

[01:59:29] That's Apple

[01:59:30] I repeat

[01:59:31] That is Apple

[01:59:32] Alright I'm buying a shotgun

[01:59:33] We're loaded up with Apple

[01:59:35] I apologize

[01:59:38] I'm back into the car

[01:59:40] Yeah, you see that guy just start rolling

[01:59:43] Like as you guys pass by him

[01:59:46] And like

[01:59:47] He's kind of like

[01:59:48] Just spasming as you guys keep going

[01:59:51] Okay cool so supernatural

[01:59:53] Right everybody supernatural

[01:59:55] We're going with supernatural now right

[01:59:56] I have been having

[01:59:58] Fucking bushens

[02:00:02] Okay but you were already a little on the crazy side

[02:00:04] Dad supernatural

[02:00:06] I need a consensus here

[02:00:09] Dad

[02:00:10] Yeah

[02:00:11] You okay? Yeah

[02:00:14] Yeah you're coming to at this point yeah

[02:00:19] Fuck what's that

[02:00:21] I'm going with the supernatural

[02:00:22] That's my answer

[02:00:23] Okay cool

[02:00:25] Cool

[02:00:28] Apples kill them

[02:00:29] Great

[02:00:30] I don't know why

[02:00:32] Also why the fuck did that wolf and dog know that

[02:00:37] I don't care

[02:00:38] John

[02:00:39] Johnny they are following me

[02:00:42] Oh

[02:00:43] Give him an apple

[02:00:45] Have him eat an apple

[02:00:46] Oh yeah I have an apple in my pocket here

[02:00:48] Eat this apple maybe that'll help

[02:00:51] It seemed to kill them maybe eating it

[02:00:53] It would be good for you

[02:00:54] I eat the apple

[02:00:57] Okay

[02:01:01] Yeah

[02:01:02] The

[02:01:05] It seems that the sense of being

[02:01:07] Watched and like that paranoia

[02:01:09] That's like been gnawing at the back of your skull

[02:01:11] Or near the nape of your neck

[02:01:13] For like the last couple of hours

[02:01:16] Um

[02:01:17] Starts fading

[02:01:18] It's not fully gone but it's definitely fading

[02:01:24] As you consume an apple

[02:01:27] I fucking hate this

[02:01:28] I'm not too fond of it myself

[02:01:33] Okay

[02:01:36] Shit

[02:01:38] This got a lot worse

[02:01:39] It went from kidnapping to murder

[02:01:42] To

[02:01:44] Evil capital E

[02:01:47] Alright so we gotta go to Costco

[02:01:50] And buy a shitload of apples

[02:01:52] We have a um actually

[02:01:54] Seagull bought a whole bunch of apples

[02:01:56] That's one of the things we did in the forest

[02:02:01] Alright

[02:02:03] Okay

[02:02:04] At this point you guys are

[02:02:05] At this point you guys have passed uh lake um

[02:02:08] What's it called? Uh lake Crescent

[02:02:10] And you're now well on your way

[02:02:12] You see this couple of signs saying

[02:02:14] Like Port Angeles like

[02:02:16] A couple miles down the road

[02:02:18] Right cool

[02:02:24] Um

[02:02:25] But uh yeah so

[02:02:27] Uh

[02:02:27] Do you guys want to keep going or do you guys want

[02:02:31] Is that a good spot to stop for now

[02:02:33] I think it's a good spot to stop

[02:02:35] Okay

[02:02:38] Alright so

[02:02:39] Wow

[02:02:41] Yeah comments, questions, suggestions

[02:02:42] How are you guys liking that

[02:02:45] Eric is having the day

[02:02:47] Why

[02:02:48] Apples

[02:02:50] I can't tell you now

[02:02:51] Yeah I know but that's gonna be my

[02:02:54] Single question

[02:02:56] Why

[02:02:57] Oh it's the forbidden fruit

[02:02:59] It gives us the knowledge

[02:03:02] You have to

[02:03:02] Trust the process

[02:03:04] Well Johnny is all good with the process now

[02:03:07] Whenever you're in a monster hunt

[02:03:10] Of whatever kind

[02:03:12] You try whatever works

[02:03:14] You throw it at the wall and you see what sticks

[02:03:16] And in this case we decided to try apples

[02:03:18] First and it worked so there we go

[02:03:20] I don't know what it is we're facing

[02:03:22] But I know that apples will take them out

[02:03:24] So I'm thinking serpent people

[02:03:27] Well in

[02:03:28] North mythology

[02:03:30] Eating apples is what the gods did

[02:03:32] When they grew too old to live forever

[02:03:35] The

[02:03:36] They're doing the apples

[02:03:39] And you know there was

[02:03:40] That one episode of the G.I. Joe cartoon

[02:03:42] That was on a little while back

[02:03:44] Where they said that apple seeds have just that tiny

[02:03:46] Bit of poison in them so maybe that's what

[02:03:48] It is it's just we're using the poison in

[02:03:50] The seeds

[02:03:50] Wait maybe they're all doctors

[02:03:53] You know what apple the day

[02:03:55] They are all doctors

[02:03:59] Oh god

[02:04:01] The real

[02:04:02] Horror of my game is

[02:04:04] The

[02:04:06] It's really just a metaphor for the American medical system

[02:04:08] Oh no

[02:04:11] Oh no

[02:04:14] That's just still trying to figure out how

[02:04:16] Like he's driving a car and then Chris

[02:04:18] Makes a row and I'm playing spy hunter from

[02:04:20] The 80s where you're like just dropping

[02:04:22] All behind

[02:04:24] Wait wait does that mean that all

[02:04:26] Of the wannabe vampires are dentists

[02:04:29] Yes

[02:04:31] This works okay

[02:04:32] So I know what we need to do

[02:04:34] For those of you who don't want to

[02:04:36] Fire shotgun shells full of

[02:04:38] Apple seeds and the bad guys

[02:04:40] All we have to do is just paint your bullets

[02:04:43] With apple juice

[02:04:46] Sorry but you're an outside

[02:04:48] Provider

[02:04:51] You're outside

[02:04:52] The network

[02:04:55] Blue cross and blue shield

[02:04:57] For all fuckers

[02:04:59] Our team is an

[02:05:01] It's blue cross

[02:05:02] Blue shield that is blue cross blue shield

[02:05:04] Of Massachusetts

[02:05:06] Oh we're out of state

[02:05:07] This is bad

[02:05:10] Yep

[02:05:12] We're fucked

[02:05:14] Yeah well

[02:05:16] Go ahead

[02:05:17] It's a great game and I am very much enjoying it

[02:05:19] Excellent

[02:05:21] Yeah

[02:05:22] I haven't ruled out yet that the vampires are

[02:05:25] Getting orders from Walt Disney's crowd

[02:05:27] Genuinely frozen head though

[02:05:29] Um you're not

[02:05:31] Far off

[02:05:34] You're

[02:05:35] You're not, yeah

[02:05:36] Is somebody just leave

[02:05:38] Is that

[02:05:39] No

[02:05:40] Okay I just heard like somebody leave

[02:05:42] Jeremy

[02:05:43] He just metes on like somebody just like

[02:05:46] Like I'm out fuck this

[02:05:48] You know I hit the eject button on Jeremy

[02:05:51] Yep

[02:05:53] So yeah I think

[02:05:54] Honestly this is a good place

[02:05:56] Like you've kind of set it up

[02:05:58] I really do enjoy the fact that

[02:06:01] Joe come on man

[02:06:02] You're guys

[02:06:05] It's one of you all

[02:06:07] It's catrari approach

[02:06:08] So all this stuff that happened it turned out to be

[02:06:11] Real it's just like

[02:06:12] Thank you man

[02:06:14] Yeah that was pretty good

[02:06:15] I love it

[02:06:17] Somebody's gotta be like this can't be fucking vampires

[02:06:20] This is just regular ass normal human bullshit

[02:06:23] Yeah

[02:06:24] And see brownie they didn't kill your dog

[02:06:28] That's good for them

[02:06:31] Yeah

[02:06:32] Yeah probably it is

[02:06:33] Yeah

[02:06:34] I asked brownie like what kind of dog

[02:06:37] He had between games

[02:06:39] Because I was gonna introduce that

[02:06:41] Little plot line or that little

[02:06:43] A hint

[02:06:45] As to some weaknesses and such

[02:06:47] And Chance is a very good boy

[02:06:48] He's the one that showed us how to defeat the vampires

[02:06:51] Yes

[02:06:53] Short chance

[02:06:54] With the help of a little infreend

[02:06:56] Well yeah Chance just stepped all kinds of stuff out in the woods

[02:07:00] There's just a nice balance of

[02:07:02] Like goofy

[02:07:03] Like we're having fun

[02:07:05] And in moments of like this whole

[02:07:07] Three vampires on a road

[02:07:09] On a road to

[02:07:10] Fort Angeles thing was just

[02:07:12] It got real intense real quick

[02:07:14] Crazy on you but I love how

[02:07:17] You know

[02:07:18] There's a nice slow burn and then there's these moments

[02:07:21] Of oh shit oh shit oh shit

[02:07:23] Yeah

[02:07:23] I was particularly excited when

[02:07:26] Chris

[02:07:28] Opened the book

[02:07:33] There's a reason that's

[02:07:34] All happening to Chris

[02:07:37] I think the next

[02:07:38] Session I'm gonna title

[02:07:39] Port of Angels

[02:07:44] This one was called

[02:07:45] An Apple a day

[02:07:47] There

[02:07:49] They're all doctors

[02:07:50] Yeah

[02:07:51] For apples

[02:07:56] But uh yeah

[02:07:57] So I guess yeah that

[02:07:59] We'll have to figure out what happens

[02:08:00] Well to find out what happens next time in

[02:08:02] Port Angeles

[02:08:04] Just go down it's great

[02:08:05] Eric is just a fucking

[02:08:08] Joke

[02:08:09] Yeah

[02:08:12] I love it

[02:08:13] Yup

[02:08:15] Alright well I guess

[02:08:17] There's nothing else to be said for this session

[02:08:21] That has been

[02:08:22] This week's session of

[02:08:26] Chuck's Angels

[02:08:28] And until

[02:08:29] The next into the next leg of the mission

[02:08:31] We'll see you all next time

[02:08:34] This was the role playing

[02:08:35] Exchange and

[02:08:36] We did not think this through

[02:08:38] And it did

[02:08:41] We did as best as we could

[02:08:43] We did our best god damn it