(Homebrew): Pokemon Prospectors - Episode 8: Of Boils and Kings

[00:00:23] Alright, so we are back in Pokemon Prospectors. It's a new day and what are you guys doing first thing in the morning after you guys have breakfast and whatnot? Your friend Joe is currently an automaton. Your first automaton. Yeah, he's working on the ranch.

[00:00:48] Yes, let's send him into the city since Chris said there's gonna be a random event. Son of a bitch. You ass. Hey Joe, you should go into the city. Okay. I don't want to go myself in case that guy killed his Pokemon's waiting for me with a gun. Ah. Ah. Goddamn. Game over. Ah. 56 seconds in. Game over.

[00:01:19] Ah. What are you guys doing? The next day we say sorry we killed your character. Oh. Whatever. We send you into town. That guy who's Pokemon I killed? Yeah, he was waiting for us with a gun. You were by yourself. Sorry dude. Actually, no, fine. Yeah, fine. Joe goes into town. We can't do that. Okay. Damn you, Miles. Why aren't you... Why do we need to go into town anyway? Well, it's just like if you guys need to go into town or whatever. Ah, yeah. For like... Yeah. For things.

[00:01:49] Monty's working on the claim things. Hmm? Monty's working on the claim. Yeah. Because we've had guys come in and work on the stonework on our house. Our house is built. Yeah. Like it's done. Yeah. Unless we want to expand. I mean, really, we will at some point, but... But it's not really urgent. No. I mean, right now we're living in a one bedroom house with an outdoor kitchen. Yeah. You guys did want a second floor at one point too, but... Well, we have room for that. We just haven't done it. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:02:16] We built the house initially factoring in that we were going to put in like a loft or something. Yeah. Your pens are set up now. Yeah. Our pens are built. Do you have stables? Or have you set ups? No, because we don't have riding Pokemon. Right. Well... We're going to worry about... Yeah, but we don't ride our Pokemon. We'll worry about that when we can. Yeah. Because Miles can't ride his yet. Yeah. I'll catch him a flame. And I don't have one I could ride.

[00:02:43] Well, technically I have Fear of, but I need to get a certain badge that I can use fly outside of battle. Really? That's the way it works in Pokemon. That's how it works in Pokemon. I'm just being an ass. Yeah. You can't use HM moves without a specific badge. Each one has... Each HM has its own badge you have to get. Okay, good enough. There are none that you can use outside of combat without a badge. In theory, I could use Onyx, but he's not big enough. Not yet. Oh, that being said, Onyx is eating his fill for the day. Okay. You can wear Onyx.

[00:03:10] I've seen people wear eight foot pythons. Hmm. So... You can wear a badge on the hand with Onyx draped around your shoulders. Roll strength checks constantly. That's not how strength works. It's only if it's an opposed strength check. It has to be resisting me. Roll fortitude. So you don't topple down or crumple. Alright, well you guys can roll me listen checks then. Moving distance. Alright. Yeah, just roll me some listen checks. Can't find your dice? The dice key ball.

[00:03:40] The dice box. Of course, you know I've touched them now so they're cursed. No, no. They're only cursed if I roll the box. On the other hand, I just rolled a 19. Oh. And dash force I think is buried under a laptop. Yep. If you want, you can close the laptop and put it on the chair if you'd like. Chair's occupied. Well then you're fucked sir. I am.

[00:04:12] Oh, that's a roll of 19. Sweet! Okay. I think that gives me a 24 total but I'll know for sure as soon as I find myself. He got what I have right? Yeah, 19 and then you got what? 22. 22? Okay. If you find them all the time. Woohoo! That's a 26. Yeah. You guys both here, up from the top of the mountain, near the root, near the root at the top

[00:04:38] of the mountain, there is movement like a wagon or wagons and footsteps. Wagons? There's a group of people walking. Okay. There's a hill. Um, and uh, yeah. You want to pull off a daring heist? Do I? I don't know why it matters to me that there are wagons moving down the mountain. No, fair enough. Are they tumbling down the mountain? Hmm? Are they tumbling down the mountain? No.

[00:05:08] Can I make them tumble down the mountain? You can. Why would you want to? Why would I want to what? Make them tumble down the mountain? Yeah. To watch them tumble down the mountain? Okay. I thought this shit was self explanatory. You're awfully hostile against these people you do not know. They know what they did. They're trespassing. They're walking by the Todabong claim. You'd hear one of them. We don't have no trespassing signs yet. You'd hear one of them at least. They'd go toppling down the mountain.

[00:05:37] The one that's actually on the side of the mountain that you guys are- That you guys walked out- You're not trying hard. Oh. That you guys walked north and south to get into town and whatnot from is called Frontier Route 1. I actually named it. Did I get my notepaper? Yeah. Alright. It's just the main route going north. I'm going to put a sign up at the top of our fucking trail pointing down like that- You have a giant rock! The trail that leans down. I'm going to name our trail which we should actually get made into like a road. And we're going to name it Ballsack Way.

[00:06:08] Why Ballsack? Do you have an opposing idea? No, I'm just curious. I don't know. Ballsack sounded nice. No, it doesn't! It sounds funny, but it doesn't sound nice. Let's call it Scrotal Boulevard. So what route was it again? Frontier Route 1. 1. Okay. It goes all the way north- It goes north from Manioc's- We'll call it Chode Avenue. Oh man.

[00:06:39] It's one of these games all over again. Why don't we just name it after one of our Pokemon? Alright. We'll call it Chode Avenue. One of your Pokemon is named Chode? Not yet, but- There's time. God. I got at least one without a nickname here. That's it. Leafeon's now Chode. Seriously? Oh God. No, I'll find a better one to name Chode. God. Oh.

[00:07:08] I will have a Pokemon named Chode though. Fearow doesn't have a nickname. Fearow could be Chode. Sigh. You can't do it. Let's find a Pokemon that matches the name. What? You don't think Fearow could be a Chode? No. How about Totodile? I could change his name. Munchie? He's already named, you can't change it. You can actually, nowadays. Really? I just need to go to the nickname appraiser. I just need to go to the nickname appraiser. Yeah, the nickname appraiser. Alright, so you need to find a nickname appraiser first.

[00:07:35] You actually could in any of the Pokemon games, unless the Pokemon was traded to you. So, in Red and Blue, if someone traded you a Pokemon, you were stuck with that fucking nickname. Like, biggest dick move ever. That could be hilarious. Especially considering that there were four Pokemon in the game that you could only get by trading with NPCs. And they all came with nicknames. Really? Yeah. And you could not change them. Like, Farfetch'd, you could only trade for Farfetch'd. And his name was Dux. Ha! Yeah. D-U-X. Every fucking time. Dux.

[00:08:05] Wow. I'm so glad they made that a wild Pokemon you can catch the name. Mr. Mime was fucking Marcel. All the time. Marcel. Drove me fucking bonkers. Because I liked Farfetch'd and I wanted one. But I didn't want one named Dux. Jeez. Yeah, he uses a leek as a sword. He's kinda special. Tchuh. Yeah, he could've at least called him Chode. Uh, fun times in Pokemon Land. Okay, so, um...

[00:08:35] Hmm. Hmm. Alright, where are these wagons coming down? Are they coming down the trail? No, no, no. They're coming down your trail. They're just... They're... You can hear them, um, like, going along the, uh, the route. North. Them's some fucking loud wagons. Yeah. They're rather rickety. I'm gonna go fucking running up there and be like, hey! You fuckers keep it down! I'm following noise complaint! Ha! It's like, yo, I'm following noise complaint! Noise complaint! Ha! As you echo through the woods of this mountainous region.

[00:09:02] If you guys are gonna make this much noise going that fast, I can demand you move half as fast. We're already crawling. Crawl slower! Are there any laws against noise way back then? No. I'm pretty sure there weren't. I'm pretty sure they were enforced by revolver. Yeah. Do you have a revolver? I believe I might. No, you have a buck. I have a buck knife. Okay. Well, I've got a revolver. You did fix that then. You did revise that. I didn't get a revolver. Yeah, I did.

[00:09:30] Yeah, cause again, remember, like, this is 1911. You guys have guns and weapons and whatnot, and like, personal defense. I just have a rifle, I just don't carry it. Yeah, because you got Pokemon too. Like, I mean, Pokemon are there to help for like, defense and whatnot, but it's not the only thing you have. I mean, there was that banned episode, or there was that banned episode in the Safari Zone where the guy had a freaking cult or a revolver. Teddy Ears is a dude. Most of my team is fucking dudes. Yeah, it's just a big sausage fish over to be on Team Conland.

[00:09:59] Yeah, it really is. Like, the only fucking female on the team is Leafeon. To be fair, that's nobody's fault but the dice. That's true. We all randomly roll your, like, the Pokemon's gender. Man, I am exposing my Pokemon to an unsavory lifestyle. They're all going to be inverted. Oh no! I had them all baptized Catholic. This is wrong! I can't do this! The Pope will frown!

[00:10:28] Arteus, forgive me! Oh god. Uh, yeah. We all spoke here. So, um, we're adjacent for anyone but the user. Is there an abbreviation for that? That's just adjacent. It hits adjacent, it doesn't hit the user. All the other adjacents I've had can hit the user as part of their adjacent. Okay, because everyone I've used in Y doesn't. Okay. If it hits the user, it's in all, because it'll hit everyone. Right. Okay, you must have just been reading wrong.

[00:10:57] Yeah, if it's just adjacent, it doesn't hit the user. All right, well what else are you guys doing in the morning around the claim? Man, I totally circled the wrong gender on Teddy Ursa. You just want him to be female so bad. I totally just lopped off his dick with a shirt on a pencil. Well, you know what, you can always go back and hunt down that Ursa ring and grab one of the other kids. I'm sorry, Teddy Ursa, let me glue it back on. Aw. No, we don't need a penis.

[00:11:23] It's just disappointing that my party as an entire sauce is a total sausage fest. They've all got Pokemon. Neil Patrick Harris. What does it matter to you? Neil Patrick Harris would disapprove. Or would he? Harold and Kumar, Neil Patrick Harris would disapprove. There you go. Neil Patrick Harris is a married gay man. He would disapprove. He has eyes for only one sausage. Well, is there anything that needs doing around the claim that I can do?

[00:11:53] Because you've got your whole mining thing going on, so you could always be doing that. And Joe's got the whole ranch thing to do. Me, I'm just along for the ride. So point me somewhere. Not there. I could use a blowjob. Fuck, I don't know. Let's see. Do I have a Pokemon with razor sharp teeth? I'll get them to do it for me. Fuck you, Bob. Oh, God. No, I'll get Joltuk to do it. He's got fangs.

[00:12:22] I'm gonna go hunt myself down at Jinx. You just need to go from the far to the north. Yeah, it gets lonely. Jinx will be named Nicki Minaj. How would I get a mistake? I'm not getting a Jinx. They look the same! No. Alright, well, um... So, any suits? So you guys are just having breakfast. Yeah, you know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna go into town. I can't think of anything that I actually need to do while we're on the claim. Okay. Mining.

[00:12:53] It's true. What you're here for? The thing is, though, is now mining is being handled as a profession check, so it's being done once a month. I guess. They want to roll it down this month, yeah. So, mining, there wouldn't be a role for it. I would just state that my character is mining and... Yeah, so okay, I'm gonna sift for a little while. Okay. Go down to the river with my Pokemons and... You're Zigzagoon. That's the only reason it's there. Yep. Well, and amongst others, I mean, I'm gonna get Totodile going.

[00:13:20] Eventually, I'll get a sluice built and I'll be able to get Pokemon to run it. Yeah. Heck, he catches dinner too. Get some of them to fucking, you know, throw some shit up onto the fucking conveyor. Use Badoof. Get a Badoof and have them do Mud Slap or Mud Shot onto the conveyor. Alright, so you're sifting. There's definitely a shit ton of Badoofs. We're in Canada. Yeah. In fact, there's two of them just down the creek. And they don't exist anywhere else. I don't give a shit what you guys say.

[00:13:50] There are no beavers anywhere else in the world. Were there no beavers in... Like, there must have... No, dude, there's beavers in the US. There's beavers in fucking Russia. Yeah, that's what I was trying to figure out. They're mainly a Northern Hemisphere thing, but they're everywhere. It's just Canada has taken them as their own. Wow, they were a lot more abundant in Canada. That's why it became a symbol of Canada. Yeah. That's why they were hunted so fucking much is because everyone knew that beaver pelts were good because they do exist elsewhere in the world. Mm-hmm. No, it's just...

[00:14:19] I used to say that about maple trees, too, when I was with Katie. Yeah. I used to tell her all the time. I'd be like, why do you guys have all this shit named maple? You guys don't have maple trees down here. She's like, yeah, we do. No, you don't. They're strictly Canadian thing. I mean, it's on our flag. Come on. We have maple trees. How do you explain Vermont? Vermont imports most of their maple syrup. They really don't produce all that much, which is true, actually. Yeah.

[00:14:46] Most of their maple syrup is imported through Quebec, and yet they claim to be the maple syrup capital of the world. Fuck you. Quebec banks a shit ton more. Well, yeah, we have a bank. We have a veritable maple syrup bank that was robbed last year, I might add. Heck, this guy's family makes some... Which I get to try, actually. Really? Yeah. Same here. Every time I fucking ask, he's like, oh, the crops sucked. We didn't get anything. No, we just didn't get enough to sell. But this year might be good. All right.

[00:15:14] While you're sifting, while you're lifting weights and training your Cubone or whatever, trying to make them a little bit more Pokemon-y, manly, sorry. Teaching him how to wrestle. Yeah. This is a German suplex. You guys... Jesus. Teaching him to wrestle. By that he means he's got him tied to a chair and he's beating him with a belt. Yep. Teaching him the hard way. Yeah. You guys do get... Resist it! Resist it! There is a very faint whiff in the air. A whiff of what?

[00:15:44] Something very putrid. There's a strong wind coming from the south and there's a very putrid smell to it. Someone has to make Miles take a bath again. Poor Joe. Must suck being so common. Right? Always spending your time shoveling crap. Sure is no gentleman. Yep. Yep. Always covered in shit. So I suppose one of us should go investigate that smell.

[00:16:15] Probably a good idea. It feels like a quest hook. Almost like it's a quest hook. Sure has the stink of a quest hook. Bazinga. Sure hope the growlists are doing okay. What? They have very powerful scent ability. Ah. Yeah. Yeah, they're actually lying down, keeping their nose to the ground. I suggest that you just go stab them in the throat and mend it for them. Pokemon 1911. Sorry, Lassie.

[00:16:44] Oh man, can you guys smell that terrible stink? I'm sorry, Growlithe. No, no, Ma. He's my dog. Oh, come on. Gets the gun. Anyway. Yeah, I'm gonna go investigate. Alright, well it's coming from the south. The smell. But it's very faint. So you start walking. What else can I do? Are you just walking in the woods? Are you going up the trail or what are you doing?

[00:17:14] Well, a trail would make sense. Okay. So you're walking up the... I mean, if I go through the woods, there's a random encounter chance. Yeah, that's true. Which is fine, but we're updating to new stat sheets here. I want to see if I can avoid fighting as much as possible. You go up the Totobone Homestead Trail, up to Frontier Route 1. And you actually do see a lot of... There's a lot of heavy carts, or cart tracks. And you start going south. And you keep traveling south. But it slowly gets stronger, the smell.

[00:17:43] It's definitely coming from near town. And as you get closer, you do actually notice there is actually a man walking north from town. He seems to be wearing some fairly heavy gear. One could say he's almost like a... He's almost wearing mountaineering attire. And he's got a band, like a cloth or something over his mouth. And yeah, he's just walking toward you. Just like kind of a casual stride away from town.

[00:18:14] What ho, chap? What's going on in town? Take his cloth. Oh, you would not believe the smell that is coming from anyoks today. I mean, it's been bad in recent weeks, but my god. What's causing it? The smelting field, there's a particularly nasty boil on that... In that area. And it's just covering the entire town in this horrible stench. Huh. Well, thank you for the information, sir. Yeah.

[00:18:45] Don't... I'd recommend a cloth or something. A handkerchief of some kind. Most of the residents out there have it. I'm just glad I'm going up toward Mount Hastings. Cheerio. He walks off. Cheerio, cheerio. Mount Hastings? That sounds like a quest hook. This is the second time we've heard some issues about the smelting area. Alright. Well, I'm gonna wander back to the claim. Okay.

[00:19:14] I shall inform... Conlon? Conlon. The Conlon. Von Grable. The Von Grable. The Von Grable. So, that stench. It appears to be a problem with this smelting field again. That company's been very suspicious since we got here. True that. I must say, my curiosity is... And then there's that weird stone that we found. Attached to their minds. Yep. That made my Spiro into a Firo.

[00:19:41] By the way, also remember, you actually have two of those stones. Or two of those stone tubes. Where'd the second one come from? Well, the first one you found in your cave. Yeah. Um, and the second one you guys dug out from their mine. Yeah. They're the same one. No, they're two separate ones. You guys each have one each. You have one. That's the one that you found in the cave. No, no. We found one in the cave. That was partially broken up. Oh, okay. But I knew we had a partially broken one. Yeah. There's a partially broken one. I haven't met like two complete ones. No, no, no.

[00:20:11] Okay. The partially broken one was the one that actually caused Amistar to, Amonite to come back. From fossils. At least that's what it looks like. There's a bunch of, there's like tons of helix fossils all in your cave system. And then there's a, right where that stone was, above it there was a helix imprint. Mm-hmm. But no fossil. So you can only assume that your Amonite was that. Indeed. If the shoe fits. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, shall we do something about it? Shall we at least investigate? Yeah. Let's go at least check it out. All right.

[00:20:42] Joe, you have the helm. One word. Two hours later. Also, I went to Curly Whirly. Curly Whirly? British chocolate. Oh, I know. Is it chocolate or is it a cookie? It is caramel covered in chocolate. Ah. Sounds like it's terrible for your team. Certainly tries to pull them out. Mm-hmm. All right. Well, you guys are traveling down Frontier Route 1 to Anyaacs. It takes about two hours as usual.

[00:21:07] So, um, and yeah, the sooner, the closer you get to town, the stronger that smell is. Oh, that's fun. And it is most putrid. Well, then I will pull a handkerchief out of my pocket. Okay. What was that roll for? Unaccessibility. Ah. And yeah, it's a similar site in town. Uh, you're walking, people are going about their daily routine. Can I reroll pretty, please? Huh? Can you have what? Can I reroll on accessibility please, please? Go for it, yeah. Yes. Okay.

[00:21:35] Um, and yeah, it's similar, like everybody's going about their daily routine, but like you guys and like that other guy, um, everybody's got handkerchiefs or some kind of covering over their face and other mouth and nose. Ah, I've got a nice one. And, um, there's a bit of a haze across town now. Holy. I mean, it's, it's kind of like smog. And it seems to be strongest near the, near the, uh, southern part of the dock of the wharfs. In the direction where the smelting field is. Or the, uh, the slag field is.

[00:22:05] Well, you already know that we're on our way there, so we're not stopping. Alright. Uh, roll me smockchicks. Fifteen. Fifteen? Alright. Seventeen. Okay. Uh, as you guys are walking by, uh, the, um, there's a, there's one of those like, you know, community bounty board or kind of like a bounty board or a community board where people post like, put, uh, put things like for jobs and whatnot. Yep.

[00:22:33] There's some guy, um, relatively good looking outfit, but maybe seen some better days. Um, he's, uh, putting up a new sign, um, on it and it's, uh, got, um, you can't really from this, from this angle and from this distance, you can't really tell what it says except for the large, uh, for the price for like how much, uh, for a reward that's up at the bottom of it. Uh, it's for about $15. Um, there's this job or something that this guy is putting out, posting up.

[00:23:03] It doesn't say what the job is. You can't see it from this, from that distance. Okay. Well, I'll walk over and see. Alright. Even though that's not what we're here for, but hey. Um, and, uh, it's, uh, apparently this guy is, uh, the, the poster says that he's looking for somebody to, uh, go to, uh, the fresh Feebass, uh, fishery ruins, um, to recover some, uh, articles that were left there. Okay. Does it say what articles? Uh, well, he's right there. So he's like, well, you interested in, uh, the job? Well, that depends.

[00:23:33] That depends on the articles I'm, I am fetching. Well, um, it's, uh, family heirloom I'm trying to recover. You sick bastard. Can I turn him, walk away? Okay. No, no, I stick around. God damn it. Uh, do you mind if we do this somewhere where, you know, the air isn't so foul? How dare you? I'm a gentleman. Yeah. Okay, why not? Let's go into the Pokemon Center. Yeah.

[00:24:03] You guys walk over to the Pokemon Center. They close, the door closes in, it's a lot more, cleaner air in this play, in here. Um, and, uh, say, well, my name's, uh, Robert and, uh, I'm looking for someone to be able to, uh, go out to, uh, Lockerum Island to the old feet, uh, the fresh, to the old fishery, uh, and recover, um, uh, a heirloom or a gift that my, uh, uh, my uncle wanted me to, or, or like, like buried down out there.

[00:24:32] Um, however, no, like I've been asking around the tap, the bars and nobody's going to go once I go over there. So I just decided to throw on a, throw up a poster. So sorry, what am I looking for? Uh, yes, pretty much just saying like, uh, he left, they left, uh, his, uh, his uncle, when he worked there, the fishery, um, buried a, um, some kind of a gift or some kind of a,

[00:24:55] like a, an item, like a ring or something, um, in a box, uh, under, uh, by one of the walls of the, uh, fishery before it was closed in. Buried a ring in a box by one of the walls in the fishery. Yeah. The eastern wall, the eastern wall. And it's under, it's under, it should be under some graffiti. There we go. We're getting a little more description now. Excellent. We are a little more inclined to do this instead of telling you to go fuck yourself like we rightly should because you're too lazy to go in there yourself and get it.

[00:25:25] Don't tell me it's haunted. Okay. I've never seen a ghost type Pokemon. I don't think they exist. I am a skeptic, sir. Well, you have your own beliefs. You're saying that just to tempt the DM, aren't you? He is. I'm, yeah, I really am. Um, you can roll, like- I'm saying it mainly to be an ass, but it's fun and it works. So I'm going with it. It would actually work, like, out of game, but, um. Yeah, so I'm going with it. I am sticking with it. Like, that happened. Yeah. I do got a question.

[00:25:53] Um, what kind of, uh, like, knowledge check would you be able to roll for like a history to know something about the town? Knowledge local, which we wouldn't have. Okay. You wouldn't have, yeah. So, and it's only been about a month or less than a month since you guys got here, so. We would have to get Joe for that. Well, we shouldn't have it because we're not from here. Yeah. So, um, yeah, you really don't know other than it's like nobody else really wants to go over there, um, despite the $15 reward. How much? $15. $15? Yeah.

[00:26:23] I thought it was $50. No. Oh, fuck that. I am not doing this for $15. How important is this ring? Oh, well, um, he kind of goes in a little bit of a hushier tone. It's like, well, see if I can get this ring, um, I'd be able to pay off some debts that I owe. So, how much is this ring worth? Um, I know that it took a fair amount of my uncle's, uh, fortune to pay for it. Or, or his, uh, his pay for the year to pay for it.

[00:26:54] So, why are you being so cheap? Because I have a lot of money. So what you're saying is that... I think that this is a fair price. What you're saying is... Take something up and give it back to me. It's a dollar price. But if you want me going in there by myself, which you're not willing to do, you either got to opt the ante or go fuck yourself. Roll a diplomacy check.

[00:27:24] I don't need to roll a diplomacy check. That's what's happening. Let's see. Let's just see what his reaction is. It wasn't good. No. Uh, I got an 11. Alright, um, you're lucky Robert's a very, very, uh... Desperate man? Desperate man, yes. That's all there is to it. He's desperate. Seriously? That's why a 10 worked. Yeah. Um... Okay, fine. I'll come with you. But I just need somebody to watch my back. Just in case. Alright.

[00:27:53] We can go together, Sally. It's okay. So, we got distracted by a guy wanting an heirloom. What's the deal with the smeltery? Oh, um... Yeah, there's... The slide fields have... It's coming from the slide fields. We already know that. Oh, okay. That's him, sorry. Well, I'm wondering about you, because we were going to there. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah. There's definitely something going on with the slide fields, because there is a... Look, that smell is absolutely god-awful, and there's a haze around town because of it. Uh-huh. So...

[00:28:23] And is there an employee I can flag down, or...? In the Poké Center? Sure. You're in... We're in the Poké Center. We're going to the Smeltery. Alright, well, so you just like... I've said this like a million times now. We're going there to be like... Alright, alright, alright, alright. Well, he's gone off to the Poké Center with this guy. So I guess you're going separate, okay? Yeah. You're going your separate ways. Jesus Christ.

[00:28:44] Alright, so, yeah, you see one of the obvious miner walking home after work, or after a shift. Um, and uh, you tag him down, and he's like, um... You there! What's the dealio? Well, the deal is that, uh, there's this big, horrible thing on the, uh, slide field that's causing the massive... causing all the smell. Thing? Being? Like a giant sludge mound.

[00:29:12] It started... it came in... it started coming out... it popped in a couple of days ago. It just started growing. And the guild's not doing much about it. Let's kill it with fire. It's a muck. Or a grimey. Okay, can I go home? Is your manager in? Yeah, he's just in the back there. Excellent, thank you. Alright. And he walks off. I'm hunting that guy. Okay. Um... Damn it! You, uh... Your point, your dice are first? No. They actually rolled better because of it. It was a wonderful...

[00:29:42] I'm going my d22. Alright, you kick the doors open of the manager's office. Oof! And the reception is like, oh, whoa, uh, hello? What's it worth to you to get rid of that sludge mound out back? Um, give me a second. And she walks over... She walks out to the back room. And then, um, uh, some foreman shows up, uh, with her behind him. Um, and, uh, it's like, I'm Dr. Uh, or I'm Mr. Uh, Harding. A Dr. Forman? Yeah, a Dr. Forman. A Dr. Forman.

[00:30:12] A Dr. Forman. Uh... Dr. Red Forman, dumbass. Yeah. Um, he's, uh, he introduces himself as Mr. Harding. Um, and, uh, he's in charge of the, the smelting, uh, processes and whatnot. And, uh, so you're in, so you want to get rid of that smell? Good. Um, how about ten bucks? I don't think you should... Right now it's an inconvenience for us. It's been causing trouble for ages. If it's a mere inconvenience... We've had them before, they eventually go away. Is that so?

[00:30:40] Listen, I've been working at this smelting for ten years. We've had them about three times. They eventually go away. If you want to get rid of it sooner, be my guest. Ten dollars. Meanwhile, the rest of the town has to suffer. Only for a week or so. That's usually how long it takes. Out of character. I could probably hire a really damn good lawyer and sue the hell out of that company. Yep. So let's get a lawyer and sue. Yeah, I mean they're causing distress to the locals.

[00:31:08] Scaring away, uh, potential customers from the local businesses. Do you have bluff? Did you take bluff? I have it. I don't have much in it. You should bluff your ass off then. Threaten him with legal action, sir. Do you have intimidate? It's only a bluff if I'm lying. Well, if you have intimidate, then intimidate him. Because it's not a bluff if you're actually going to threaten him with legal action. Then bluff.

[00:31:36] So you're not worried about the town threatening legal action against you at all? It's a smell. It's a smell that's driving away business from all the other companies in town. What? Have you smelled that lately? Yes. It's pretty terrible. I'm aware of the smell. It'll go away on its own in a couple of weeks. That is so goddamn lazy. We've got a- What a shitty manager! Listen you! I could buy this company by myself and fire your ass!

[00:32:07] I just might. How much would it cost to buy this company? It's a lot of money. How much? It's a global, uh, industry. And? How much? Millions of dollars! Millions! Bullshit! It's an international, uh, or industrial, uh, company. The Guild of Industry. Okay, so it's part of the guild, eh? Yeah, the- yeah, the Guild of Industry runs the mining facility here. Hmm.

[00:32:35] Though, mind you, Harding is just part of the smelting department, so. That's when I walk through the door, pull out my knife, and stab Harding. I would appreciate that. We could use a new manager. You ignorant fuck! Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

[00:33:03] Do you actually want- I don't think you actually want to go through that. No. Ten bucks. It was a joke. Mind you, ten dollars, again, it is a fair- that is a fair amount in this time period. It is insulting! Jesus! Hmm. I mean, if it's worth that much to them, they could do it themselves. But they haven't been. Means he's bluffing. Make a sense motive check! Gee, I wonder if I have any ranks in that. Hmm. Then it's a wisdom check. Sense motive is about the same as my, uh, what should I call it?

[00:33:34] Uh, uh, intimidate. You can roll this in there. My character's geared towards being a bro and not a diplomat. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah, I suppose I'll have to even though it's easy enough to, uh, put two and two together. To that or he's really, really freaking lazy and ignorant. And it's probably gonna get fired sooner rather than later. In which case, I should just stab him. Yeah, you should. Or you can fire him quite literally. Out of a cannon. Bam! Into the sun. Nope. I sense nothing.

[00:34:03] Yep, no, he's a straight up guy. No, he's not. He's a liar and I know- But you don't know that in game. Alright, well, I know where the main office is. Mm-hmm. I should pay a visit there. Okay. So you go over to the- You storm off, he looks very content. Slam! He looks very content. Yeah, you better leave. Before I call security on you. That's right. Security. And you walk out to- What security? If he had security, he would've dealt with the problem. I don't think they'd have security in 1911. They had hired muscle.

[00:34:32] That kind of thing was not really an issue in 1911. They had hired muscle. That's right. I'll just walk in and fucking stab him. Still, if he had hired muscle, he would've fixed the problem himself. Yeah. Anyways, you go to the main building of the Guild of Industry. And the reception there is, he's like, hello, how can I help you? Hi. I'd like to file a complaint. Oh? Against the foreman of the smeltery. Oh. I see. Alright. Well, you have to fill up this form. Our complaint form. Yeah.

[00:35:02] Alright, and after a few moments, she looks over, hits a stamp, brings it up to the back. About an hour, you're waiting there for about an hour, before, actually, Professor Mabel shows up. Uh, I see, so you, uh, want to, wow, you want to do that to him? Wouldn't firing just suffice? Uh, what, what'd he do? Have you taken the breath of fresh air lately? I've been impressed. No, because nobody has.

[00:35:31] It's a real fucking problem, sir. And it hasn't been dealt with. Oh, I'm sure, he actually walks past, he goes outside. Holy moly! Do they have an air filtration system in this office or something? We are a mining facility, yes. Um, well, um... Well, apparently this happens several times a year. No, that's three times in the last ten years. That's several. I don't know. Either way. Um, and it's not been dealt with. I see.

[00:36:01] Clearly someone's not doing their job. Yes, clearly. Potentially this guy who's been blowing me off. Um... What would you like us to do about it? Fire him and replace him with my friend Conlin von Graveljahn. Yeah, replace him with someone more capable. Someone who's actually able to solve the problem. My friend Conlin von Graveljahn. You are not becoming the manager of a smoking group. You have your own mining operation to deal with. Yeah, but I could earn a real paycheck on the sides. True. You already have a second job.

[00:36:32] Oh, why can't I have a third job? You don't have time. I can do... I can do nine to five at the smell tree. And then do my evenings announcing Pokemon and spend my weekends prospecting. You're a prospector who only spends his weekends prospecting. No, I'm earning my paycheck at the smells for you working nine to five. What part of this aren't you listening to? The part where you're a prospector.

[00:37:02] If anything, you should be the manager of the mining facility. It only makes sense. Well, I'll tell you what it will be. We'll fire... We will reprimand... We'll reprimand... We'll reprimand this harding. And, I mean, if it gets even worse, we'll fire his... Sorry, yes? And Doug will have a meanwhile about the smell. How much would it... Would you like to give us a hand with it? What's it worth to you? How much do you want it?

[00:37:31] In your price. Shoot high! Hagel! Hagel! The problem is that I'm a noble, so I like big numbers. So name a big number. It's not just money you'd take it off. What can they offer me? Women. TMs? Women? No. TMs I can already get. Jinks. Dude, you could be rolling in bitches. Jinks. Hundreds of jinks. I can pay for as many bitches as I want.

[00:38:00] Well, we have access to a great many TM. We could give you a discount for our catalog. Dude, go for bitches. They could give you enough bitches that you'd have to change your middle name to bitches. You're the gentleman that has the honor. You could be Baron Bitches Dashforth. God. Fuck. I could also change my first name to a pimp named. A pimp named Dashforth. That's what I'm calling you from now on.

[00:38:30] Go invest in purple suits. You're the gentleman that took out the onyx and that grabber. And the grabber. See. A pimp named Dashforth. Good day. How's searching for that nuking? As soon as we have any clues, we'll find out. Don't ask unrelated questions. Well, anyway. If you want to lawyer something, then get your ass over here. I get distracted by a fishmonger.

[00:39:01] Come on the way! He's a flying fishmonger. He can fly? No, it's the name of his stunt group. The flying fishmongers. He's gonna jump a gorge one day. We have a gorge? I'm gonna jump it right now. Screw him! I'm not even gonna use a motorcycle. I'm gonna do it on foot. Damn right! There is actually a gorge. Several. Awesome.

[00:39:30] You just fucking watch Dashforth. He pulls it off. I'm not getting nearly enough. That's how he rolls. I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I regret nothing! No, no, no, no. It's like, I'm losing air! Onyx, go! Like, jump on and just start walking up your onyx and you're like, wha! Get the last... That's not how physics works! It's Pokemon!

[00:40:01] That being said, onyx moves pretty damn fast. I could have him start and then take a flying leap off of them. Onyx, use fly! It's super effective. The earth is fainted. Oh god. Anyway. But yeah, TMs don't particularly interest me. I can afford them anyways. A discount would make me look cheap. That's not how a nobleman rolls. Well, you did do pretty well on the capturing of those two rogues.

[00:40:25] Could give you a position in the future if we ever have any other possible breaks in our breakouts. Dude, you could be a gentleman bounty hunter. This is also a lawless area for the most... We don't have much of a... There isn't much of a... You shouldn't have said that, Chris. You shouldn't have said that. Your name is totally gonna be changed to a pimp named Dog for a... God.

[00:40:51] I don't know if you've noticed, but town doesn't exactly have much in the line of a sheriff. We have a security team for our little company here. We could be so corrupt. You could. Oh, dude. We could be La Casa Nostra. Let's get this shit going. Why do you always tempt me with such illegal things, Chris? Why? It's fun that way. Let's do it! Because I was already discussing things like that with Joe.

[00:41:20] Yeah, you were already planning on doing a... Fuck the straight and narrow, sir. Let's do this. Take the path of corruption. Could start up a drug trade here, too. Why not? Let's just join with the guild and overthrow them. We'll take over it. Walk in. Meet the president of the guild of industry and be like, I'm president now. Any objections? Yes, you. Anyone else?

[00:41:50] I have room for another four objections. Anyone else? Be honest. Anyone? Anyone? Really? No one? Thank you. So what you're suggesting is that we essentially become Team Rocket. Why not? We'll even call ourselves Team Rocket. Be Team Missile. Team Cannon. Yeah, it's actually guided. It's more useful. Team Scud.

[00:42:24] Team Hbomb. Team Hbomb. Oh, God. Oh, God. Um. Hmm. Hmm. Whenever we appear, it would be like, you know, the light's dark and like the lights go out and then you get the spotlight. Come on. Someone's like, prepare for trouble. Prepare for trouble. Oh, shut up and shoot them already. Oh, man. It's called make an entrance. Shut up and shoot.

[00:42:55] It's always that guy. Always that guy. Excuse me for wanting to have a little style. Theatrics are important. Style doesn't put Pokemon in our bank account. Oh, it's like, oh, Lord, we have some new recruits. They're named Jesse and James. Bam, bam! I see how this is going.

[00:43:26] And yes, which Pokemon do you have? Yes, you're not welcome on my team. Go get a real Pokemon and come back. An Ekans and a Koffing? Really? Really? This is how you guys are going to take over the world with those. And what the hell is that parroting Meowth? That came from Giovanni. Ah, right. He used to be Giovanni's favorite, remember? And then he replaced him with Persian and that's why he learned how to speak English. Because he figured if he could talk, he would impress the boss. Good to know.

[00:43:55] I've watched way too much. We all have. Way too much! Here's a thought. Rather than getting money out of doing the bounties because that's chump change. What about benefits and favors? Yep. You can get repped within the guild. Why not? It's still corrupt. But it's actually useful. Yes, I agree. And there is a rep system into 20 weeks. We're totally going to be a fucking criminal organization now. I love it. We need to go invest in Tommy guns.

[00:44:24] They don't actually exist until the 20s. It's true. There's got to be something. There are no SMBs. There's no SMBs and no machine guns. Except for Gatling guns. It's like, crank. Yeah, you can get a Gatling gun. Stationary. Let's get some. Stationary cranking machine guns. They don't have to be stationary. We could mount them on a vehicle. Put them in a wagon. The only submachine gun that existed in the 1910s was like, yay big. It was the only submachine gun that was a fired pistol ammunition. Bummer. It was double barrel.

[00:44:54] It was meant to be mounted on aircraft. Anyways. Bummer. Alright. So we wait until the 20s and then we go get Tommy guns. And then we catch a Celebi and use its roar of time and teleport back to the 1911 and hand your buddies and your former C-10. Hand our pest cells Tommy guns. Oh, hold on. In which case we'll patent the design. I think I've just seen a rift and it's gotten continual. I see me. He's handing me a Tommy gun. How convenient. No.

[00:45:26] Oh, God. And the best thing about it is that the ammunition is readily available. It uses the same ammunition as the 1911 pistol. Nice. Yep. Convenient. Drum. Alright, so... I can do it for you. He's offering about energy. I can do it for you, but... Money is nothing to me. And discounts only make noblemen look cheap. So what can you offer me in the way of benefits and favors? Bitch. We can offer you favors from the company. The girl company.

[00:45:57] Out of character. Like, what kind of benefits and stuff would a huge company offer you? They're a huge company. They can do anything. Yep. So, favors. Basically, if I'm in trouble. Free passage to wherever you'd like to go. Basically, if I'm in trouble, they can bail me out. Yeah. Aside from that, I'd be looking for benefits. Something along the lines of... It's actually a milk bottle, dude. It is, but... Let's see. It's a milk bottle. All the best girls. Like... Yeah.

[00:46:26] It's awesome chocolate milk. Oh, yeah? The only place I've seen you get this one. So, the other sort of benefits I'd be looking at would be... Well, their company. So, their higher-ups get perks sort of thing. These days, we call them benefits. Yeah. So, like, what kind of perks then? What sort of things are they guys asking? They could give you... They could essentially be like a... I was gonna say think tank, but like a... They could give you guys information, like places that they know of for you guys to like check out. That's...

[00:46:56] No? Okay. Think about a corporate businessman. What sort of things would this corporation provide for him? Simply because he's part of their business. Like, I don't know. Um... Because it would be more than dental. Yeah. I mean, these days they have things like private jets. And they have company cars. Company phones. Yeah. They provide secretaries and things like that. Okay. Um... The company provides all kinds of things. They allow them to visit certain social events. Yeah, okay. I'd say that, yeah, you'd get benefits. Like, um... Here's a for instance.

[00:47:27] Um... Crap. Now I can't remember the name of it. Internet. Internet. Don't you care about it now. There's actually something I wanted to show you during the week, but I haven't really had a chance. Let's see here. What are we looking up? Uh... Something to do with benefits. Yeah, there's something that... There's something that I wanted to reference. I'll show Chris a video on it later when it's... Just because it's not super relevant right now, but... It pertains to the sort of benefits that I'm looking into.

[00:47:58] Well, the company could also supply you with, uh... The thing is so friggin' slow. Free travel to anywhere you want to go worldwide. That would be helpful. Oh, God. Would we have a balloon in the shape of Meowth? No. Ugh. No, it wouldn't be that. Ugh. That'll wait until we... Just be a dirigible. They weren't around yet. Were they not? Okay. No, unfortunately. I would love to have a Zeppelin. Well, just... Yeah, you just have like a pass that you could get... You could like take it... Like you would have to pay to go anywhere. Alright, maybe I'll pick your brain because you might know. Hotel in the Netherlands.

[00:48:27] It's where all the bigwigs for businesses and governments go and visit. Okay. And they talk about a new world order sort of thing. So, like you're talking like soirees and you want like access to like executive and soirees... Like executive parties and whatnot, right? Yes. Okay. Access to executive people in contact. He wants access to who's who of the world. Yep. I mean, being a noble, I would have access to some of that over in England, except I travel a lot. So, my social circles would be limited to people who like to hunt sort of thing. Yep. Though they'd offer you...

[00:48:56] For the rich and wealthy that are also bounty... Or also safari hunters. Big game hunters. Like a certain somebody that we're eventually... Well, like I said, I would already have that. It would be the rest of the people out there. Like say, oh, I don't know the president. Yeah. Or the current prime minister of Canada. Or anyone who is important. The queen. Or the king, I guess. Yeah, it would be a king right now. I will find a name. Anyways, but yeah, that's the sort of thing I'm talking about. Okay.

[00:49:23] Yeah, he can offer you guys like essentially a benefits package that gives you a pass to essentially travel the world without having to worry about payment in terms of transportation. Make sure that package extends to your business partner. Build a bird group. That's it. Okay. Build a bird group? Build a bird group. Build a bird. Build a bird. Where do we go to build a bird? The other ones. That's where you go. I was hoping it was as simple as building a bear.

[00:49:52] You just got to go to Vaughn for that. Yeah. And he'd also have access to all the battle chalets. Oh, man. That's what I should steal Webb's kid for for a day. I was trying to think of things I can steal Webb's kid for and take off and do for a day. I'm going to totally steal his fucking kid and go build a bear. Nice. That way I can go in to build a bear and it doesn't look creepy. Your plans are all recorded.

[00:50:21] Dude, I just want to build a bear. It'd be hilarious if you could build a teddy ursa. Yeah. That would be badass. Okay, yeah, yeah. They can... He'll move this bag, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so he's like... So he's... All right, if you can assist us in getting rid of that giant boil that's on the slag land, we'll give you a benefit package and favors. Excellent. Then I shall do it.

[00:50:48] Although I would ask that you may collect some samples for me of that boil. Samples, you say? All right. I was not here for the last two times it's appeared. I would be very interested to see what exactly it is. Hmm. Also, if I want that for someone more competent. I do have my suspicions, but... For God's sake. The man has no customer service skills. I will refer to my... If you can't take care of a simple problem like this, then clearly he has no managerial skills either. All right, just outsource that problem to me.

[00:51:16] If that comes with my benefits, then sure. I'm going to already annex. I'm sorry. What, me killing him? No, you're getting that position. That's fine. Okay. You can kill him. No, I meant... It was his problem. Yeah, Vito, sorry. Oh, that's first... Yeah. Like the problem of him being there. Yeah. Oh yeah, I love that. I have no problem with becoming a contract killer. You probably did it when you were... Weren't you a gunslinger? What were you before this? Before you became a trainer? I was a gentleman. Okay.

[00:51:47] A gentleman gambler. Not with title. Dude, gentleman gambled all the time. That's true, yeah. All the time. Yeah, that is actually true. That's how movies like fucking rat race got their beginning. Yeah. Let's round up 12 random people and make them raise each other across the country. We're all taking bets. What else can we bet on? Let's call a prostitute over here and see how much she'd bet on him, how much she would charge for this and then describe something really random and weird.

[00:52:18] Yeah. But yeah, that's what he's offering. So... And he does say that he will refer to the council, like the company council for dismissing Mr. Harding. All right. All right. We have an accord. All right. Does this... Does this package extend to me? We will see. Meanwhile, what is... Is Conlon running back or like trying to catch up to his friend or... Or are you... I'm going to the fucking fishery. Eric's handling that thing. Okay. All right. Well, Robert...

[00:52:47] He's got this. Has commissioned a boat to go across. So you guys head out down to the wharf. He's commissioned a boat but he's fucking broke. Well, more or less he's gotten somebody... He knows somebody who knows somebody. I thought he was a fishmonger. He should own a boat. Or did he have to pawn that off? He had to pawn that off. What you're saying is that the both of them are swimming. Well, no. He had to pawn his boat off. Oh, man. Who knows a guy though? Who knows a guy? And now he's in debt further. Yeah. Who can use a boat? Oh, you poor soul.

[00:53:17] Yes, he is. Well, I'm in my corner here. Oh. Having to deal with that. All right. So anyway, going across on the boat. Yep. You guys go across. Yeah, you can see the tower from here. And then shortly after like you see the... What's left of the warehouse and whatnot. It's this giant stone tower and then there's a... It looks like it was like a lookout at some point. And then beside it, like almost like on top of...

[00:53:44] Or as an addition to it is this long like metal sheet building with large holes off of it. And it's just kind of gone into disuse and disrepair over several years. Um, and it's heavily overgrown area of like long grass and uh, marshy area. Uh, and you guys get across, you guys hit the shore. Not even a dock there. Okay. So, um, you guys get off the shore and uh, so I believe it's...

[00:54:13] Or here, this way. Okay. All right. And you guys, um, walk up the trail that used to be a road to the uh, shore. Um, it's... The island is sparsely uh, covered with woods and uh, uh, long grass and just extra like lots of foliage. Um, and uh, there isn't even like the entrance to the warehouse is actually gone. Um, all that's left is a giant gouging hole. Um, and he's just like, uh, yeah, they say this, uh, or the way my uncle said it, uh,

[00:54:43] they were building, uh, or they were, uh, they, this is where they cut up all the, uh, the fish types and whatnot, um, in here. And apparently, uh, they caught a couple of magic carp. Uh, and right before they could slaughter, properly slaughter them and get the meat, they all evolved, the three of them evolved and just went to town on this place. And apparently it killed a number of people. And apparently it also killed, uh, the person my, um, uh, my uncle was fawning over.

[00:55:09] It's the one that he spent like a half a year's pay, uh, to buy the gift for her and then she died. Um, so... That was a full year's pay. Hmm? This pay is getting smaller every time. Yeah, I said it was a half a year's. Um, yeah, he said it was on the eastern wall, um, but, uh, I think I figured, I figured the easiest way through it would be through town, through the, um, the, uh, the slaughter range or wherever the, uh, through the, um, the, the slaughterhouse. There's, uh, it's thick, heavy woods and boulders all across the, around the outside of it. Mm-hmm.

[00:55:39] So, uh, and you guys get through and, uh, yeah, there's just like fish Pokemon bones and, uh, uh, uh, Wailord bones and skulls. And, uh, you can roll me a listen check. 18. 18? Okay. Um, you kind of think that you hear, uh, uh, you kind of get the sense that you hear, or you get this like, like a, just on the wind, like a, like a woman weeping. Okay. Um, and then, uh, you go a couple of steps and then you kind of hear like a child giggling,

[00:56:09] but it passes. Okay. Um, and the guy actually kind of is getting, looking a lot more frazzled, a lot more nervous as you guys keep stepping, or like walking through these, uh, charnel house of bones and darkness. Dude, just get moving. You said eastern wall under some graffiti. Let's get moving. Okay? All right, all right, all right, all right. Um. You can't fucking jump every time the wind whistles. Let's go. Uh, and you guys, um, there's, uh, you guys, uh, looks like there's, uh, there's, uh, looks

[00:56:36] like there's, uh, some, like actually right beside the, we're near where the, uh, the outside of the eastern, um, exit is. There's, uh, a bunch of planked, uh, flooring and looks like there's actually like, um, there's some kind of a collapse. So, um, uh, it doesn't look, like, it doesn't look particularly safe to cross, but there is a, um, there's, uh, there is, uh, like planks of wood that go over to the, um, the exit. Okay. On the other side.

[00:57:02] So, um, should be able to do it with, if you want to hurry up, you could roll some kind of, um, check to get across without balance check. Balance check. Yes. Yeah. You don't have to describe it and just give it the definition like we were with the maids. Gotcha. We actually have things that are dedicated. Gotcha. Okay. Yeah. You can do a balance check if you want to hurry on it or you can take your time. I'm not in any hurry. Fair enough. This guy's the one freaking out. Okay. Um, yeah, you cross the, uh, you take your time getting across the, uh, uh, the

[00:57:30] planks and, uh, you're on the other side. It's again, heavily wooded. Uh, and he, uh, he looks around and starts looking at the wall. It's like, uh, and there's just like three or four, um, bits of graffiti. Okay. Um, like a mat, like there's like, uh, just symbols on it. Like just like random, like street art at the time or whatever, just like delinquents that have come in, uh, from the town. Okay. And, uh, so, uh, uh, did you bring a shovel? He didn't bring a shovel. Really?

[00:57:58] This fucking jackass didn't bring a shovel? Nope. I'm down to tell him he's on his fucking own walk. I leave him alone with the ghost type Pokemon. Whatever. Okay. This is the, I pull a Growlithe. Okay. And I point at the ground underneath the graffiti and I say, what's that? All right. Um, Growlithe starts digging, uh, while he's doing that. Work with my mom's dogs. It's gotta work. Nice.

[00:58:27] Uh, roll me a, um, a D3 and then roll me a listen check. Two. Two? Okay. Um, and I roll me a listen check. 18. Okay. You hear movement, uh, coming in from the, uh, the woods, but, uh, as that's happening, um, uh, the dog barks or the Growlithe barks. Okay. Uh, it's found a wooden box. Okay. Pull out said box and open. Yeah.

[00:58:54] It's a fairly nice looking, um, uh, ring, uh, that's in this, on this inside of a smaller box that's inside the wooden box. Um, and it's a, uh, it's encrusted with a, with a pale, uh, uh, lightly glowing stone, kind of like a moonstone. Okay. So these, uh, this guy apparently spent some, uh, quite a lot of money to buy a moonstone encrusted ring for this, uh, secretary. I'm glad I didn't get my jiggly puff to dig it up. You have a jiggly puff? No. Um, however. Says the GM. You got a jiggly puff?

[00:59:24] Like, wait, wait, when'd you get that? I gave it to myself. I gave it to myself five seconds ago. Good gift for me. I deserved it. Well, um. I work hard. Yes, that's it. Excellent. I can buy my. No. What? No. No. We're gonna dig up the other two spots to make sure that there's not other rings here because, yeah, you, yeah. Oh, okay. Deal with it. All right. Do you hear that? Yeah. He kind of like looks back.

[00:59:53] He kind of like looks back into the woods and, uh, um, you're hearing now, um, louder like, like movement through coming through the woods. That's fine. I point another spot of graffiti and. What's that? What's that? And it starts digging. Um, and it finds nothing. Okay. Another spot. Okay. What's that? And it starts digging and you find nothing. Okay. So that's fine. All right. Okay. We can get heading. Let's go. Growlith starts, uh, growling at the, uh, the woods and his tail goes up. Okay. Um, and you start seeing something big coming through the, uh, coming through the woods.

[01:00:23] Um, and, and, uh, Robert's just like, uh, what's that? And then this giant, or like this man-sized Nita King with swirling dark, uh, stripes all over it comes marching out of the, uh, out of the trees. Fuck me, runnin'. And it just lets out a huge roar. All by myself on this one. All right. Lets out a mighty cry and call that. Okay. Now this thing's not like ridiculously statted is it? It is not. Because Jesus Christ.

[01:00:52] I will tell you right now it's a level 50. Okay. Fuck. That's fine. I might not even. I did statted fairly this time. All right. I'm pulling Growlith back. Yeah. You also noticed his eyes are going red and it's clearly the dark one. And I am throwing out Leafeon and Totodile. Okay. Leafeon, because Leafeon just needs the fucking experience. Yep. And Robert is just- And they're both good against it. Cowling. Damn. Yep. So, initiatives. Odd actually.

[01:01:23] I've got 18 and 12. Uh, he's got 12, so, uh, who was 18? Uh, what's his speed? His- no, his speed was 12. Like his total was- his total initiative, like with the speed and- speed bonus and- Yeah, no, but what's his speed? Oh, his speed was seven. Sorry. It's a seven bonus? Yeah. Okay, he goes first. Oh, sorry, not level 15. Level 17. Ah. Okay. Okay. Yeah, because I remember like as I actually looked up to see when Nidik- Yeah, no, he's got a seven bonus, he's going first because fucking Leafeon only has a four. Okay, so, uh, but you have-

[01:01:52] On the back site, you can collect a reward for that thing. Yep. This is the- It's one of the ones- Oh yeah, the reward. Right. Yeah, you would know that this is the- Yeah, I knew that. I knew that, that we, uh, we were looking for one of them. All right, so Totodile goes first, then Nidoking, then Leafeon. Because you said your Totodile got 18? Uh, yeah, Totodile, Nidoking, Leafeon. All right, so, uh, yep, moving in as, uh, yeah, Robert is just cowering in fear in the, uh, in the corner- or in the, uh, near the wall as close to the exit as possible. He is very tempted to run. Yeah, no doubt.

[01:02:22] Fucking puss. God! Yep. All right, so, uh, what is Totodile doing? Uh, Totodile is going to use Blizzard. Okay. Okay. I'm just going to pull it up on my spreadsheet. It's easy. All right. Uh, it's an 18. That hits. Uh, that hits? Yep. Okay, that's against Special. Hm?

[01:02:52] That's Special. Yeah. Okay. Just making sure, because I didn't tell you what type it was, and you said it hit, so I had to make sure. Um, all right. Oh, what the fuck was that? Was that a seven? Yeah, it had to have been a seven, because the one is just a straight stick and that had a thing on it. Okay, uh, that's, uh, 20 damage. Nidoking's weak against ice. Ah, got it. Being a ground type. All right, um, he's going to retaliate. Oh, hold on. Oh, okay. Before we get past my attack, I have a chance to freeze him.

[01:03:22] Oh, okay. Gotcha. As a Blizzard just appears around Nidoking. Oh, come on. Nope. All right. Waiting for that ten dice to stop spinning, I'm like, please be nine, please be nine. Snow just pelts the Nidoking, um, taking damage and, uh, he retaliates, uh, by, um, running up with his, uh, with his, uh, with his horn. He's going to attack with Megahorn. Okay. So, uh, that'd be a...

[01:03:52] Oh, wait. Megahorn is a one hit kill, is it not? Megahorn is a D12 plus its bonus. Yeah? Okay. Uh, but yeah, based off of what you gave me for, uh, like I used your, um, your, your, uh, sheets to figure out like it's moves and stuff like that. So. Yeah, no, I was just making sure because Megahorn... No, Fissure is, is instant. Man, have you seen... Oh. Uh, it's, it's Horn Drill. Horn Drill. Horn Drill, yeah. Horn Drill is a kill. Yeah, and Fission. Yeah. Fission is like 30% chance to kill or to just outright drop a character. Yep.

[01:04:23] So. Oh, that's a physical bug attack. So, that is, uh, 17. No, sorry, sorry, not 17. Wow. Uh, that would be... No, that would be 17. Yeah, it's a... No, 16, 16, sorry. 16. You rolled an 8. Yeah, I rolled an 8 and his attack is 8. His attack bonus is 8. Okay. Yeah, he hits. Yeah. Alright, so D12. Pfft. Um, 10 damage on Fotoile as he just ram, uh, runs, uh, runs him with the giant horn.

[01:04:51] I may need to bust, I may possibly need to bust someone else out. That's my, tight. Alright. As he roars defiantly against your Pokemon. Sorry, we got this. We got this. I think. You got this. So long as I'm not mistaken with my shit here. Oh, as long as the next... No, he's not weak to grass types. Shit, I thought he was. No, it's rock that's weak against grass, not ground. Whatever. Still his best attack. I thought he was a poison type. Uh, no, he's ground. Uh, ground poison.

[01:05:21] Ah. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a lot of bug. Oh, I think it's because poison's strong against grass. That's why there's no thing period because ground should be weak against grass but poison is strong against so it's negative. It's negative. Yeah, so it's standard damage. Okay. Uh, that's a fuck, uh, 15 to hit. Special. 15 to hit. Uh, special that does not hit. Does not hit. Okay. Okay. All right, so what were you attacking with? Uh, energy ball. Okay, so you fire an energy... He fires an energy ball at the Nido King and the Nido King dodges it.

[01:05:50] Okay, now where we are, we are in a clearing, right? Yeah, there's a clearing right before... And then there's heavy woods around the, um, uh, the, the warehouse. Okay. And you guys are just by the, uh, like a wall of graffiti next to the warehouse. But, like, is there a roof over us? No. Or is it, like, destroyed? It's all open. Okay. Yeah, you're in an area that's all open. Okay. Okay. Because I should have thought about this first. Leafeon should be going ahead of Nido King. Okay. Because of Leafeon's ability. As long as he's in sunlight, his speed is doubled. Gotcha. But, I fucked up. Okay. So...

[01:06:22] That is... That's a 16 to hit. It misses. Fuck. Uh, what were you doing? Like, just a... Water gun. A water gun? Yeah, dodges out of the way. I don't know. Although it was blizzard. No. Not water gun. Ah. Okay. Uh, and he is going to roar and then fire a, um, poison. He's going to unleash a poison stick. Okay. Uh, shoot. And, uh... That's a hit. Yeah. That would be a 50 to hit. So, um... Yeah. Okay.

[01:06:50] So, that's, uh, nine damage. Eight. And then 30% chance, I think, for poison? Yep. I think that's technically just a fail. Yeah. Because I think it's... I think you gotta roll 71 or higher. Yeah. I'll go with it. So, he's not poison, but he gets inflicted with nine damage. For what night? For me to get inflicted by... Affected by poison. What's the percentage? 30%. Yeah. I think it'd have to be 71. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I thought.

[01:07:20] I just wanted to make sure that I wasn't wrong in my thinking. You told me. Why am I rolling that? It's Leafeon's turn. Yep. Energy ball. Six. That's a miss. Okay. Okay. Top of a round. Okay. Leafeon uses helping hand. Woo! Oh, fuck me running. That's a miss. Okay. Really? It's going to use chip away. No, Totodile's attack was a miss. Helping hand was fine. That is...

[01:07:50] Yeah, that's like a... Yeah. Just roll your fucking damage. Apparently you can't miss. That is 11 damage. Yeah, okay. Is Totodile out? No, he's still going. I would have said he was out. I would have cursed or something for this by now. Okay. Leafeon uses helping hand. Okay. Totodile uses blizzard. Fuck off. Roll again. You've got to absolutely be fucking kidding me. Wow.

[01:08:19] This is not going well. No, it's not. If he hits, Totodile's out. Yeah, I'm gonna... He's gonna use poison, so let's see. Um, that's gonna be 18. Yeah, I'm not surprised. Okay. So yeah, nine damage. Yeah, Totodile's out. Alright, who else do I throw? Where the fuck do I put? I think I just messed my fucking... Shit. Oh, that's pretty nearly... You have Furo, right? Yeah. It's not grating.

[01:08:49] Well, I'd stand this thing out to be like... Essentially, like, he went rogue shortly after... Yeah, you know what? I am throwing Furo into the field. Even though it probably stands less which hand Totodile. Might roll, though. That's about all I can hope. Oh. Helping hand, I think. Yeah, that's a 20. So he's going first. What the... Okay, as an aside, I just looked up Headbutt.

[01:09:17] Um, it does adjacent damage to allies and foes. What? Yeah. I don't know, dude. It's just Headbutt. It's just such a Headbutt frenzy. I guess, you just ram right through everyone. Jesus. Just bowling with Cubone. Yeah, do you wanna try your digital dice or...? Hmm? No. Nope. I'm trying to do what I am doing. That's, uh... 18, Nicole. We'll hit.

[01:09:46] That's Fury Attack. No. Okay, so... So... That's 7 damage. Oof, 9 damage. Yes. And 7 damage. 14, 12. Okay. Uh... Okay. Uh, so, um... He is going to give out a roar of pain and then anger and attack with... Try to attack with, uh, Poison Stain. Okay.

[01:10:16] Uh, that is going to be... Yeah. That's definitely... Okay. Um, so 9 damage. It's actually more like 20 because if his attack is said... Right, yeah. Sorry, yeah. His attack is 8. Yeah. Alright, so, um, yeah. 9 damage and then 30% poison. Alright. Uh... Alright, it does look like he's being battered pretty bad. By your, uh, last Furo... Or, by your Furo's, uh, last barrage of attacks. Okay, no, I got an idea here. Okay. Uh, Leafeon's gonna use Tail Whip. Okay. Uh, that lowers... His defense. Gotcha.

[01:10:45] By one bonus. By one? Alright. Uh, that's no... Um, we got... Just regular defense? Regular defense. Okay. And Furo's gonna use Fury Attack. Fuck off. I'm back to rolling shit. Alright, um, he's gonna strike with, uh, Chip Away. And that's, uh... What element? It's just physical. What element? Hmm? Element, type, grass, ground, normal. I think it's just normal. Yeah, no, I think... Actually, I would've thrown that on there. I think it's just normal attack.

[01:11:15] Yeah. Alright. Yeah, cause the rash... Yeah, sorry, it is a normal type. Yeah. Um... Yeah, it hits. It hits, yeah. So... 11 damage. Yep, okay. Alright, not really sure what you're doing. Leafeon's gonna use Tail Whip again. Okay, Tail Whip again. Alright. I want to bury a 16. Possibly a 15, cause I don't know if it's 17. That is a hit, because that's a 17. Yep, that definitely works. Ah, off, okay.

[01:11:45] Three attacks. Seven. Seven. Seven. 21 damage. He, um, after a barrage of the fury attacks, um, he can't take it anymore and drops with a defiant roar. I catch them. You catch them. Yes. Um, you pick up your Pokeball. You look around. Um, Robert is nowhere to be seen, but then you see a head poke out of the, from behind the, uh, the exit site. Is it over? It's over. Whew.

[01:12:15] You were afraid of this thing? I didn't know what to expect out in this, uh, island. I've heard rumors, I've heard tales. Stories of, of this place. From my grandfather, from my uncle, and, uh, from, uh, the townsfolk. The biggest puss either. Victory? Victory. He has been caught. Alright, well. Well, we came here, we got what we came for, and, uh, you seem to have caught a, uh, a nice little prize. Shall we be off? Yeah, let's, uh, alright. Yeah, let's get ahead. Alright, so you guys go through the, uh, dark, spooky warehouse, and, of, of bones and

[01:12:45] whatnot, and then, uh, get out the other side, and, uh, the boatman's waiting. Um, as you guys are walking down the trail, he asks, he stops and it's like, uh, might I have the, the, the bone? When we make it back to town. Alright. So, here's the question for you. Are you gonna keep it? Or are you gonna trade it in? No, I meant the, uh, the Nidoking. Oh, the Nidoking? I'm probably- Because we're allowed to keep, uh, what we cash in this case. Yeah, but we don't get the cash reward if we do. We're rich. But I don't got enough cash, I don't really want any game. Okay. Unless you do.

[01:13:15] Nah. Okay. Um, yeah, you guys- But just remember that, uh, it is a rather sinister company. That's true. It is a dark Pokemon. But it is a rather sinister company that we're currently in our way through. True. Um, you guys get a- yeah, you guys get across, um, back to the wharfs. Um, and, uh, yeah, you guys are on the docks now. Okay. So, uh, the room. Please. Wow. One-track minds. How badly would this devastate you? Uh, um, it would- he tries to hold his composure.

[01:13:43] Um, it- I- I need that- I need the money to pay off those people. The sharks, they'll- they'll get me. Or the torquics, whatever the- shark pedo they were called. There's a shark type Pokemon that's like a torquic. Mm-hmm. What the hell is- I can't- Yeah, shark pedo. Yeah. The- the debt shark pedos would get me. They're called loan sharks. Loan sharks, that's right. The loan shark pedos would get me. Um, I- I need the- to pay them off. Please. From one man to another. That sounds like an awful lot, not a whole lot. You know what? I'll let you have them. Oh, thank you. Uh, what? One day.

[01:14:14] One day I'm gonna come looking for- What? That I need you to do. And when I come looking for- Okay. I would like you to roll an intimidation check, but plus two. That's a fucking- Yeah, you're intimidating the fuck out of him. I wanna know- I wanna see if his reaction is- Does he believe you or not? I'd hope so. You did. What? What? I took hide. Well, you do have a plus two. Yeah, that's a 50. Yeah. Um, he- Looks like I'll be a resting one. I'll be a resting one. I'm probably going to, cause I haven't even left him, so.

[01:14:44] Um, yeah, he's sweating, um, shaking practically. Uh, I- I understand. Just remember, I've done something with my debt. Yes. Treated one debt for another. Thank you. He takes the ring and- Yeah, but at least this one's not monetary and I haven't threatened to break his legs right now. No. Um- He's in the clear until I come to collect. Yeah. Uh, and he takes the ring and, um, rushes off. I'm assuming I have his name and everything and where he lives and- Yeah.

[01:15:11] Because this all comes with, you know, threatening his fucking- For your own. No, I'm just- Okay. I just need to know, um, I'll write it down. You know what? I'll take it to show you right now. What was- Uh, Robert, uh, I do have a last name. His last name is- Fish Jerk. Uh, Robert Puckman. Puckman. What sort of profession is a Puckman? Well, um, I'm not sure what their profession- Their profession was at the beginning, but I mean, him and his uncle and whatnot have been fishermen.

[01:15:40] Well, I'm just thinking of Puckman name. And, uh, he lives in one of the shant- He does live in one of the- Right now, uh, current- He's currently living in one of the, um, below-end, uh, like shanty places down on the docks. Again, poor shit and in debt. So. He- I gambled. One of EV's stats has gone up by one. Yay! Now he's at a hole 28. Doesn't get me to bonus point yet, but it might almost level up. Which, actually, I probably just got. Yeah. You can beat it with an EV? Wow. Uh, Leafeon. Oh.

[01:16:09] Um, and it was actually Fero that beat- Totodile was doing alright, but Fero was able to hit him harder. Are you gonna do, uh, your experience in some of that or should I? I was gonna- I have access. Everyone does, but- We are the only ones that have- Alright, well I have on my schedule- On my thing that, uh- 17. Level 17. Fuck, I think he- Like, 40 experience shy. Ha! That's fucking balls. Hmm. That just gets you down to level. He needs 11 to level up and I- I'll ever leave you.

[01:16:40] Uh, good. So I've got my note. Guild, uh, has granted- Or, will grant you, uh, the benefits and favors for- For elimination of them in the Slagfield. Mm-hmm. Um, and you've got a debt- Or, or debt owed to you? Or Puckman? Yep, that gets you whatever- Wanna be? Yes, it's a criminal. Uh- And I actually intimidated- He's not gonna go to- And then, well, again- He's just calling him later tonight. Alright. Jiggly just a- Oh God. Puckman! Alright. And yeah, you've caught- Um-

[01:17:10] How much did you owe those loan sh- Guess how much you owe me? Ha! Aw. Life sucks when you're- Mm-hmm. Crawling to a hole- And the bone is leveling up. The point, the stat means nothing. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It is, however, the first Pokemon of this game to get any stat bite. Mm-hmm. Woo! This would be an easy. Nope. I'm gonna say that travel time to the boat and back and whatnot, that probably was only about to get across to the island and back. And with the shit on?

[01:17:40] Um, maybe about two hours. Alright. The first thing I'm doing is hitting the Pokemon when I get back. Alright. You get to the Pokemon Center, they greet you, they take your Pokeballs, throw it on the machine, a crazy horn, sound goes off, and then your Pokemon are fighting 15. Oh, God. I think I would've only hit the autodial. Yeah. Whatever. Because you dropped them, right? I didn't realize you didn't have any level 15 or higher. I thought- Yeah, I did. It was just Growlithe, which is no good against ground type. Yeah. I'd have been fine if he'd kept using moves like fucking Megahorn, under the bug type attempt. Growlithe's strong against it.

[01:18:10] Poison Sting, Chip Away, and Thrash. Different there, Thrash, and Chip Away. Move along would've been great against him. Oh, well. Except he doesn't have any ground. Really? So actually, Growlithe wouldn't have been screwed. Because attacks were two normals. He does have bug type though, right? Yeah. Which Growlithe went fine for. Only takes a quarter damage. But I didn't know he had until there was one the entire time. Not really worth taking the gamble with a fucking fire type. Yeah. Oh well, Fero did it. Yep. And he got experience. Probably a pretty good one. 40 away from leveling.

[01:18:39] The fuck, it put me up to 1060. And he needs 1100 to level. That must be a rat on your- Fuck you! Fero go! I still don't get enough experience. You just killed a new rat-a-da. That's what I wanted to look at. Um, yeah. Alright. If you got a second to look up an ability? What's up? Earthquake. You mean move. Yeah, move. Okay. Cause abilities are different. Yeah, I know. I'm getting used to the jargon. Or attack. Attack also worth quick. Yep. With stab.

[01:19:06] Okay, Earthquake with stab is D4. Since we have changed the D4. Or D4. Which means- Yeah, you're gonna have to tell me stuff that may not be correct then. Like, should Maker Horn have been D12 plus it's bone? Yeah. Okay. Dude, the only ones I change- The only ones I'm changing is that would have had two different types- Two different dice rolled. Oh, okay. So like, D10 plus D4 is now 3D4. Uh, so Conlon, I guess you were planning on taking that Nidoking back to the- Yeah.

[01:19:35] Yeah, you can go with Eric right now though. Okay. So Eric, um, what is your plan? Take care of whatever that thing- Okay. Um, yep. They, uh, they do give you- They aren't gonna send you off onto the slag fields without any- They do give you a gas mask or like whatever- What kind of primitive debris that they had back in the- Um, probably isn't very well. It wasn't very good. It's probably very bulky, but whatever. 1911? Probably. That's pretty World War I. And I know they did have like, proto-man gear back in the- Dude, they were the basic- Yeah. Pretty much, yeah.

[01:20:05] It's just gonna be a crazy- So what do I already have then? Yeah, pretty well. Okay. So, nevermind. They, yeah, they just- Yeah, they- You're- You sent out there. Cause until fucking mustard gas was the threat, they just fucking piss-soaked rags to cover their face. Yeah. Well, they had to be against with chlorine. Yeah. Uh, and as you're walking off onto the, uh, slag fields, it's hot, it's muggy. Um, everything smells like shit and, uh, chemicals. Um, Cubone is not looking happy cause it's stepping on the- Um, and you see this giant- Cubone can suck it up.

[01:20:35] 10 foot boil, um, just on the field. Uh, uh, out in the field. Uh, so, uh, as you get closer to it, it looks a lot more- It looks translucent, kind of purplish and gray in color. Um, and it's kind of slightly moving. Breathing, you'd say. Mm-hmm. Um, and you could roll to this? What was that? I don't know. It hurt though. That fucking sucked. It hurt or something like the weight? I, I think it was just like maybe cramp because my hand hadn't really- But whatever. It's all good. Cool. It's gone now. No.

[01:21:07] No. It hurt has been corrected. Yeah, you just hear gurgling the thing as it is- It is very- There's definitely a exhaust or something coming off. So what are you doing? I say, would you not have a bow to bow? What do you make of that? Oh, fuck you. He wants to- Let's see if you can, uh, break it up a bit. Use Earthquake. All right. Get there! Oomph! Uh, just gotta write something up. So I figure, it's a big massive something. Maybe I can knock bits of it loose. Or a perch. Bits of Grime or Cubone's a good-

[01:21:36] Grime is solid again. So is Psychic. Mm-hmm. Oh look, I have a Vivillon with Psybeam. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Sold. I didn't realize you had one with her. Yeah, well it's not even a Psychic type. It's Bug Flying. I know. Of all things. Yeah, but it's like Butterfree. Butterfree gets like Buckingham or something, which- Yeah, I actually took the time to watch an episode of Pokemon with Vivillon in it, see what it was like. It had Psychic instead. Butterfree's first move it learns is- Which is a Psychic attack. It also learns Psybeam.

[01:22:06] Is it also a Bug Flying? Yep. Sorry, just kidding. I'm talking about yourselves. Are you just now statting it out? Yep. Okay. Apologies. No, it's alright. It's actually not very hard for me now, so. Good job. Right? Yes. Thank you very much. It was pretty quick. I really- There's an easy- I wish- All the bonuses. All the levels of basic stats. Doable. It would take a while. Yeah, that's- You would essentially be writing all the background code behind Pokemon. Yeah. It would be- Because all it is is a numbers game. Yeah. Well, it would be a lot-

[01:22:35] It would be something that's a lot easier if I had other helping, like, so that I didn't have to switch away from it. So if I had a couple other computers right here, perfect. I'm free all week. Yeah, man. Get over here. I don't know. Especially because it's perfectly funny. Yeah. Yep. Because it's a P. That's fine. Yeah, I know. I just wish it was. Because then if the internet was ever down, it wouldn't- Is there no way to download it? Uh, I'd have to talk to Miles. Really? Or- It's a fucking- It's a page that's .php.

[01:23:05] If you know how to download it, here you go, man. Ha! Jump right in there. I'll look into it. I have the link to it, right? Yeah. Because you sent us all an email the other day with a bunch of things about this game. And I remember it's Google Docs, so- Oh no, this is different. This is, um, this side poke's just, uh, it's not- Yeah. Oh, so you have the spreadsheet up on there. Uh- No, there is no spreadsheet. We've- I'm talking about the stats calculator. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We're getting the stats through. No, no, if the internet being an issue, like if the internet goes down my fucking blocks,

[01:23:35] I'll- Because my- Um, I have auto sync, uh, well it automatically making all- So, that's not a hindrance. Speaking of Google- It's the site- It's the site- Calculator. Anyways. We should see if we can, uh, maybe organize a position to get Google Fiber in this town. Fiber optic internet. That's super fast, and deeper than average. I'm good. Alright, so, um- Almost. Cubone uses Earthquake. So roll. Just roll to attack. Okay.

[01:24:05] He's attacking that man. Fourteen. That hits. One. Alright, that's it. Alright. That's nine altogether. Alright, so there is a great shaking as, uh, as your Cubone puts his foot down. It's a ground type. Yep. Okay. Um, and, um, like everything starts cracking- Like the Earth starts crumbling, like the hardened crap and cracking stuff.

[01:24:33] Um, this pustule thing starts, well like, kind of like- And then it splits into about- And you start here. Or this city. You're familiar with because they exist in the cities that you- Yep. Uh, like London. I was gonna say, that place is a cesspit. Yeah. Um, there are- There are five Grimers, um, where a giant pustule was. Huh. And they look pissed. They can look pissed all they like. Do attack. Pivillon. So we- Congratulations, you have horde mode.

[01:25:02] So, um- Have we figured out the rules to that yet? Huh? Level 10. Yeah. No, I wasn't gonna level the- No, yeah, I'm gonna be level 15. That's not terrible. Yeah. It's not a- It's not great kind of a- I think it's doable. I went up against five Psydux, uh, ten- Five Psydux, um, that little 10 in the- Um, with like a level- Yeah, but that's- That's more inside your- Fair. This is not really in our call. Fair. I didn't ask to have Psydux- We would stick around in a certain area and fucking grind if we knew we were gonna be running into shit of higher levels. I didn't even know those things would be gonna be attacked, but yeah.

[01:25:32] Yeah, but you were like- Can you look up Psybeam real quick? Uh- Just, uh, if it's an adjacent or if it's just single target only? I think it's a- I think it's single target. That's what I thought about Headbutt. Um, adjacent side beams, adjacent foes, side- All foes, nope. Nope. So it's single target only then? Yep, we'll target all. Cool. Good to know. I haven't actually gone through the, uh, list and updated whether they're area of effect. Um, but that will be happening. Oh, and, uh, Earthquake, by the way, is adjacent. It is not the entire field. Oh, really?

[01:26:01] Put that one up earlier while you were busy. I guess it makes sense because I actually did check the area of effect page and it says that the only ones that there are none, although there are some that damage to all, but not like- Hmm. I mean, I think Hale only does like a small fucking amount of damage. So, are we rolling initiative or what? Yes. Okay. They smell like, like, it's even worse now, right now because it's cold- Really? Really? Roll one? Roll a one. All together, that'd be a nine. Yeah, Vivalant.

[01:26:31] Vivalant? Cubona already went first. Right, yeah, so he goes at the top. Yeah, I'll just have him at the top. Um, so, um, so first guy is up. Okay. He attacks with a pound. Well, he's just going to like grab his, er, meet his, his, his, his muddy fists and just boof, boof, boof. And he is probably going to fail. Or an eight to hit? Probably not. Oh. Because we have, wait, we have static, yeah, static bonus, or static defense to take. Yeah, we do. So, yeah, no. Swish. Yeah, he tries to punch you and it doesn't. Um, so the second one's going to try.

[01:27:02] That one may hit. It's about a 17 on a- Oh, that's a hit? Okay. Um, what kind of attack was it? That was just a- It's a pound. It's a physical attack. Okay. Eight damage with a nice big punch inside the skull. I need a pencil eraser. I need math! It'd be a 20. There we go. Uh, and then the third one is going to try and hit him. Uh, not gonna hit him. Sweet. So, uh, it's a Vivalant. Really? Yeah, wow. This one is, uh, about fourth or fifth down the line. All right.

[01:27:29] Vivalant, hit the first one in line with a Psybeam. With a Psybeam. Of course! Don't you know anything about Psybeams? It just sounds like a- Psybeam! That's a good move! That is a 16. That is- Cool. And it is a psychic type special. Yep. It's still gonna hit. His moves are- They're- Limsy. That is 11. Okay. And, uh- Alright. He is-

[01:27:58] A purple beam of brain waves. Oh, four percentile. Focused into a- So I have a- 77. Nope. I have a 10% chance to cause confusion. So you gotta get, like, higher. Yep. Alright. Um, good no, cause I use that hoax. Or no, not in Phoenix. Alright, so the, uh, fifth Grimer- Or the fourth Grimer is going to attack a Vivalant. Or try to with a, uh, mud- Mud slap. Just gonna try and, like, leap into the air. Okay. Try to slap its body on the mud. Um, um- Is that any particular element? It's a-

[01:28:27] It's ground. Okay. Um, and it's, uh, special. Alright. Um, hang on, let me do it. Yeah, ground special. And, uh, it's, uh, he attacks with a 15. Yes. Um, that matches my special defense. Okay. So, uh, point goes up, so. Okay. Um, he tries. He misses. He- Barely out of the way. He just, like, your Vivalant just barely dodges a group. But just, he just, like, body- Uh, body splats onto the ground. It's just like in the anime. Yeah. Wow, that was fast.

[01:28:55] And the fifth one's going to attack. Um, going to attack Vivalant as well. So you have two on Vivalant and three on Cubone. Uh, that was a D30. Uh, so, that is- He's gonna try a body- uh, a mud slap. Uh, and that is, uh, probably not gonna hit- Oh, or it's a- Yeah, an 11. That is a miss. Alright, so he also leaps into the air and then falls onto his buddy. So they both bodies- That'd be like a one, yeah? Re- Reform and then split again into the- Alright.

[01:29:25] Top of the round? Yep. By the way, your shoes are now completely in Slimer- Or in Grimer Slime and, uh- Bastards! I'll have to find a shoe shine. Alright. Cubone! Do what you do best. Bone Club. Really? He doesn't do it very well. Half the time. No. It's a signature move. I know, I know. I'm just kidding. Just do it. That was more like- I'm sorry. It's sad because it's true! There, there. Oh, wait. Great attack roll.

[01:29:55] 20. Woo! Uh, that'd be an 18 plus 3. And is he attacking the first one? Uh, yep. He's attacking the one who attacked him first. Okay. Uh, alright. And that- So what's the damage? Sorry. He's attacking the one who hit him. That would be the first one. That would be the first one. Oh, wait, no. That'd be the second one. Okay, so, yeah. You're attacking D2. Yep. Alright, so, uh- So that is a- That is a 9 and it's a ground type. Uh, okay. These things I think are ground poison. Really? I'll double check. No, strictly poison. But, uh- Which means they should have a weakness to ground.

[01:30:25] They have ground type attacks. And? And they're weak against ground two times, yeah. Because they're a poison type. Wow. Okay, yeah. Hence, earthquake. Oh, I'm working. Yeah, okay. Well, really, the earthquake- Your initial earthquake was more or less to break them up. To see how well you did- Based on how well you did in that, it was like how well they were going to part. Indeed. So you shook them up. Okay. That's also why I'm deciding, so. Alright. So, uh, and now it hits adjacent targets. Oh, okay. Yep. So that's going to hit all the other ones around him? Well- The other three around him? The- The other two are-

[01:30:53] Yeah, there's three around him, so it would hit those three. It wouldn't hit the other two, though, because they're over by the other one. Yeah. Alright, so, uh, yeah, it'll hit the smackdown on one, two, and three. Excellent. Um, that was clubs, right? That's about- So he pretty much just like- So he just like, swings, Whack, whack, whack! Bam, bam, bam. Just like- And their face is just like mushed, so they're just like- No, it's not Guile. Um, alright, so do your damage- What was your damage? Um, it was nine. Nine in total? Yeah.

[01:31:23] Yeah, it was nine, and they're weak to ground, I believe. Yes. So, whatever that is. Oh, so it's times two. Yep. So, I wanna say- It would've been the same with my side. It's that. I believe they're weak to side. Alright, so that is going to be- That is gonna be- Okay, so, um, now that you- Those guys are pretty bad and they're still angry. Um, and uh, one of them is going to release a- Actually yeah, number two is going to- Or, number one is going to release a gas- Or, purple is gaseous. It's more foul than before. And uh, it's a 30% chance- Poison.

[01:31:52] Okay, noted. Poison game. Um, he does not- So, uh, it's just a horrible smell in the air. It smells like of death. Awful. Ugh, how rancid. Um, and then the second one is going to try again. He's going to try it as well. He's going to try it as well. And- It's just another wave. It's just wave after wave that Dashforth is just enduring. Roll a fortune save actually with Dashforth. I wanna see if he pukes. And this horrible smell. A gentleman does not puke. I purged ahead of time. Shh. Uh, you're gonna pass it. Nice.

[01:32:22] You honestly can't- Yeah, that would be a 19 altogether. Yeah. You hold- Sorry, 20 ever. Your stomach is made of- Um, alright, and the- The, uh, third Grimer is going to, uh, use Harden. So, uh, that's a good sense. Uh, have fun with that little guy. Yeah, exactly. Uh, yeah, he just kind of like- You notice that, like, he starts crusting up. The third one. Mm-hmm. She starts crusting up. Uh, so that is, um, that is going to be a, uh, uh, oh, Vivillon turn.

[01:32:52] Excellent. So, what do you want Vivillon to? Her- Is it her? Uh, it's a her. Her to Grimer. Firstly, I would like her to laugh at the ones that missed her. Her- And then- It's like, you from freaking- And then hit the one that got closest to her, so I guess that'd be the first one that attacked her. Yeah, G4. With another Psybeam! Do-do-do! Bzzz! Nice! Roll a 19 and I get an 8 on top of that. Oh, that hits. Excellent. Excellent. That was a 4, 8, so that would be 12.

[01:33:22] 12? 12 Psychic. Special. Jeez. Just like- And... Damn, that's 62. Alright. No confusion. One day- Oh, he's weak against Psychic types, and you rolled a- you got 12? So, 24? Yep. In fact. Damn. Alright. Um, okay. The, uh, he's pretty battered. He's going to try and, uh, pound Vivillon. Pound being- Ah, it's a normal attack. Okay. Uh, does a- 18.

[01:33:51] Is it a physical or- Actually, it is a physical. Yep. Alright. Uh, okay. So- While it would be a hit. Yep. So that's, uh, 6 damage. Alright. Okay, and, uh, 5th Grimer is going to, uh, try and release a, uh, another horrible foul smell in the air with poison- uh, with poison gas. Okay. Deadly poo gas. And, uh, okay. And yet another wave goes through- goes past, uh, Dashforth. The town is suffering.

[01:34:20] Vivillon is better at poisoning than these guys are. Yeah. 75% chance to poison. Oh, wow. Yeah. Alright. Um, so, uh, it's top of the round. Keep on. Excellent. Earthquake! Pound them to the ground! That's it. That's a 17. I think it took Aaron for me to get caught though. 17 physical. 17 physical? Okay, for that- is that, again, the adjacent thing? Like you can solve- Yep. Okay.

[01:34:49] Um, first one is just reduced to a puddle- Oh, wow, I didn't even roll damage. Oh, shit, no, sorry. Ah, yeah, you know, they would- yeah, they were gonna hit. Okay. Yeah, you know, that was definitely gonna hit. Sorry, I thought that was damage. Wow. I was too preoccupied with somebody wrinkling their foil. 11. 14. So that's 14 ground, and it is all adjacent to it. 14 is 2. Okay. Um, yeah, you- they get all- like, you just like- Poof! Poof! Poof!

[01:35:19] Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! They just- How old swoop! They just, yeah, they just kind of burst a- uh, burst like a boil. Like they did before, but this time they don't get back. Um, they're just horrifyingly scattered across the slide. Um, and, yeah, uh, Vivalon's turn. Excellent work, Cubone! Excellent! finally Cubone has gotten some decent action yeah seriously not since the rat-a-dad I think has he done so well

[01:35:48] yeah yeah alright so uh yeah Vivillon is up next there's still one that's very healthy he looks very hearty um there's two left right there's one that's very that's beaten and one that is not his brain basically caved in what do you attack with what do you attack with? a Psybeam oh yeah Psybeam yeah so yeah he's just gotten his his brain is partially mush more than usual uh I'll attack the one that's still healthy with

[01:36:18] a Psybeam because it's worked so well so far yeah who knows maybe we'll even actually confuse us this it's open uh that is a one T that hits now I remember why I captured Vivillon its attacks are freaking insane alright and for damage 10 altogether special psychic 20 so um yeah he's downed in pretty badly he's about the same rate as his brother or sister whatever it is um so uh yeah

[01:36:47] uh it's um G4 uh G4 is going to try and release another uh bout of uh poison gas poison poo gas and uh utterly fails um and his then G5 is going to go after Vivillon with another uh mudslap uh and utterly fails alright so Cubone Cubone pull a pair of poop balls tell them that they can get inside these willingly you know the other ones are actually still alive too oh they are they're fainted oh okay I thought they were just like splattered all over the place and like well they are but I mean they're not dead like

[01:37:17] oh okay remember like you guys can't oh if it's overwhelming you have him threaten them but okay if it's overwhelming damage no you know what yeah yeah if it's overwhelming damage they die but I mean you didn't like they're still like they're faint they're equivalent of faint so well in that case I'm just gonna actually you know what I can act while my Pokemon are fighting I'm just gonna try and capture those three the guy wanted samples he can have as many samples as he likes do you hear that screaming really chatter all we should be those neighbors probably the guys down in the uh in the other corner like remember the last time the day nothing visible anyway

[01:37:47] um alright well I captured three there yeah damn one Pokeballs splattered and breaks woohoo damn so two Pokeballs have just melted away into the Grimers digestive systems and woohoo okay that's all three alright so you've caught all three of his uh their uh their uh previous you know we should set a limit as to how many Pokeballs we can actually carry on our persons because that hasn't been established yet I just figured you guys have a backpack kind of like how DD yeah

[01:38:17] you never drop your you never seem to drop your your backpack and indeed you always have oh I always drop mine before fight always well um yeah the other ones are uh looking pretty battered alright they're still ready for rearing for a fight Kivon smash him to bits Bone clip that'd be a ten Toad swings and a miss alright so Vevalon hmm they're both looking pretty haggard yeah yep Vevalon get rid of some of this stench gust six

[01:38:49] fourteen that will hit okay alright so a great gust uh it only targets one of them by the way a great gust from its beating wings um starts carrying the smell off to uh you can actually see it's like palpable smell or like palpable uh like smog okay so it's just being propelled off of it and it does twelve damage it's flying type I uh yeah

[01:39:18] so that one is practically buffeted away like most gone but smaller now um and you just wow it's actually holding on uh you actually look at where the smog is going and it goes right lower wharfs and kind of just it's there in the okay you hear a silent you hear like a a doom cry it's like really I'm full of a luck first the first the ah what the fuck man yes that happens poor Robert is now

[01:39:47] living in a cesspool of smell or smell ah nice on top of all his bad um you don't even know what he did to get that dead I don't even fucking care yeah no you're you're slowly becoming team rocket he went to the fucking loan shark for money it's true I'm sorry but no one is ever that desperate damn it Cubone you started off strong there are other options all the time he actually walks over and it's like yo like like pointing at the grimer and then pointing at the club it's like yeah

[01:40:17] exactly I'm just eyeing it all right um so uh that's uh Vivillon's turn all right um did the other one use the same cloud at all yep uh yeah yeah it fits probably 13 okay

[01:40:47] wow um that one's not as bad not looking as small or badly hurt as his uh buddy but it's not too far off um and uh g4 is going to attack or is going to try one last attack on uh on uh your uh Vivillon Robert is like oh god it's gotten worse no I said I no that the second cloud did not go to go back over to the lower wharf aw it went off into the okay you see a Pidgey drop out of the air yeah

[01:41:15] it lands on Robert the other one goes to the wharves how wharf did it get worse how can it get worse god damn it our cares damn to me who the fuck keeps doing this um yeah he's going to use pound uh in one last defiant attack on um and he rolls a does it does it 11 hit nope that didn't make sense no we're close well he's he's rather small and weak so um and then uh g5 is going to unleash try and unleash

[01:41:45] another poison gas god damn it oh wait I just got rid of some of those 73 that's 30 oh it's a percentile right yeah so uh that's uh yeah um he inflicts poison damage on uh vivillon from that stench okay now here's actually is poison gas an area effect poison gas also an area effect or poison uh poison gas is it also like what's it's uh area range I don't know you have access to fucking effect why aren't you looking this shit up what's it called poison gas yeah poison gas is adjacent foes yep all right

[01:42:15] so it gets up both and cubone if you're gonna look that up then uh how about poison powder poison powder poison powder no poison powder is not okay I thought so poison powder I remember telling you that it pisses me off I've been playing pokemon y and it's not a fucking um decided that I should write s on all these four single one enemy I was just gonna blind the box that also works I've been using that for other things because then you know it's not area effect and that way it doesn't confuse for a five my writing very well could be all right so one

[01:42:44] eighth of its hp every round including this round um has it already attacked it's just attacked only just yeah then it's not affected this round okay well at least that's the way I would yeah I think it poisons them it was factored after attack yeah it just poisons them and then after the attack again that's what no no that's the way it used to be in red and blue um in uh now it's it's done at the end of the turn so after both of attack then poison and all that shit's factored so yes it does right before top of the

[01:43:14] round yeah so it does take effect this time gotcha okay yeah so yep they are inflicted both cubone and damn damn good neither of them are weak to it I feel like I have to start making what could happen so cubone's true yep let's keep on this just because I have a feeling that a lot of people that listen to this have not played red or blue um I'm pretty sure the ones that will be listening to this some of them are some of them but I think a lot of them would not have played red and blue so I could make some outlandish claim they might go holy fuck you could do that in red and blue

[01:43:45] maybe he misses he misses horribly the cubone curse is back yeah he got he was on a roll there for three you had a good run cubone you had a good run alright vivillon your turn finish the job the thing is that cubone is the only one that has adjacent vivillon has well one of them is very very small and meek no it does have one that's multi I shall attempt it vivillon struggle bug I have no idea what it's supposed to look like every time I think of a struggle bug I just think of the bug we're going to do this

[01:44:15] that is a 20 special bug type or I guess 20 special 20 special okay that's going to hit definitely bug type does not affect Grimers okay roll damage that's 11 bug type and it hits both done excellent they both drop in bubbles in bubbling damn it die force like the hotbed of this thing yay all right all right you caught all five grimers the pustule

[01:44:44] boil is gone there's still like crap everywhere but that's it's the smells going to start dissipating and you're not keeping anything oh hell no you're just hitting his they are too foul here here may they'll take all of these all of them all right so your pokemon are also poisoned so you make this pokemon center after you drop off smell from the immediate areas you can okay and then back to the ball all right

[01:45:14] um yep the gust of wind carries it wharfs everything is going to the wharfs at this point um so sorry about your luck you bone but we'll get you fixed up um he just treads off and you guys tread off the crud encrusted crap that slag fields going to the pokemon center so you know hang on you walk over to the tempers and it's like maple your mucus yes um but are you are you going to the pokemon center first or are you shouldn't leave them poisoned i mean that affects you while you're walking in the game doesn't it

[01:45:44] not anymore oh they got rid of that yep okay they got rid of that as a black and white all right so uh yeah what is your yeah it's up to you what describe it well maple generally works at the poke center doesn't he no he works in the uh he has a lab in the uh guild office okay he's like professor whatever professor actually doesn't work at the pokemon he works in his own lab yep he works in his lab all right then are you kidding if there is many people around there are pokemon so he can never get away nothing sending children out to finish his project i know

[01:46:13] well all the professors are like hey you want to you got some free time on your summer vacation here go i need you to go complete the pokedex what are you going to do shut up don't make me i designed this damn thing go complete my pokedex yeah all right well if they're fine until the next battle i guess i'm going to give maple his mucus don't maple you miss how do i hold all these pokeballs yeah he's just like oh so so it was a

[01:46:42] so what pokemon was he actually sees a live he just kind of like puts them in a tray he actually has like grabs a tray put some pokeballs on her hands um so they were grammars thank you very much um are you're granted uh you will be granted a proper tomorrow by tomorrow morning um should i have somebody come out to your claim or would you like to uh come into town and pick dumper lane yeah i'll come and pick it up we're gonna start terminal enterprises out there also um i'm assuming outside

[01:47:12] yeah um i'm assuming the guild has some sort of a symbol so that they can recognize each other like a uh it is ring or like a tie clip or something they will give you yeah as part of the uh thing look has the just be like the poison gym or something uh it'll be the uh it's just like it's their insignia the kind of the g and i like uh combined together um and they'll hand that to you'll get that tomorrow tomorrow okay paperwork just as long as it's something i can show off yeah because perks yeah you just have to pull your best

[01:47:43] um yeah so uh you go back to the book you're heading over to the movie center yes you probably meet up with uh conlon uh shortly after that oh i'd have been bouncing king ah well heck we moved probably there then probably bumped into each other yeah you probably bumped in as you walk as you're walking in and it's like um uh yeah and uh maple sees it's like oh um hello can i help you yeah i've got a bounty to oh is that the nido king yep excellent you wanted to find out what is wrong with that it was one of our newer ones too one of

[01:48:12] our newly evolved rogue how much did this job pay fifty bucks fifty that's the same as a human bounty yeah so it's that's a lot of money they're fucking molesting me no one wants to pay me what i'm worth these days that is a hefty sum that is a huge sum dude i will refute your bounty and you will owe me a thing no you can keep the thing then like when he walks away i'll take fifty bucks i don't want the nido king

[01:48:42] yeah that's a large amount of money in his ways yeah so bucks they carted off the nido king five grimer balls and you guys are hitting discussing what both have been up to this day the air is a lot cleaner now it seems to clear up a lot more people start taking off their rags it's like finally air for the love of god air except for that guy that poor schmuck down in the one lower worse

[01:49:12] that stays days well there goes his resale value on his land no oh christ will i never be will i never be to be rid of this debt oh man um and yeah you guys get to the book anyhow i expect word of my wonderful deeds of the town will spread to the newspaper it's probably a newbie yeah basically something that'll appear on the side of the town hall let's just say next time you this happened today when you come into town tomorrow there might be

[01:49:41] some people praising yay well done on that bounty well done so three down one to go oh needle queen no uh was it a rydon or a ryehorn rydon yeah rydon the rydon right huh this venture is making us wealthy men ridiculous 50 bucks that's what i was supposed to forget in that guy's ring back you didn't even did you not even take anything you just gave him a you just intimidated him to owing you a debt yep i thought he was gonna pay you 15

[01:50:11] not 50 yeah i know i heard 50 that's the only reason i wandered off to talk about this bounty yeah it was so hazy i can give you 15 bucks and i was like wait what one five not five zero you sure have offended me it was so hazy in town that the 50 looked like a 50 on the poster clearly that's how that happens terrible i'm gonna see it now it's like melted the ink how it happened mumbles the ass off

[01:50:42] rock throw attacks you and die how's that for mumbling son of a bitch don't one of your pokemon have rock slide counter attack him oh i should have kept one of the grimers that'd be perfect god damn it all right well um if you guys have nothing else to do in town then uh getting our pokemon healed yeah cured whatever cubone is a little bit longer of course they have to spray them or inject them with some kind of antidote or whatever they

[01:51:11] do in 1911 for their potions isn't it an ant dot or something like and um that one takes probably about an hour for before he's feeling 100% yeah aside from that he's suffered you know you really should have mucifer is barely scratched i think it was actually an antidote i think ant dot is final fantasy it is yeah i think it was actually an antidote oh they didn't actually shorten it eh no well because pearl's heel actually showed up as pearl's heel on a character ah they've actually corrected it in

[01:51:41] x and y though it's not pearl's heel it's paralyzed yeah it's got everything's actually written out except for xp that's where the bag is did you want another one eric or was that um yeah so uh well i hit the bag yeah the nurse is just like man you know you really should uh uh get your um catch the cue bone i mean he training him it's just it'd be so much easier for us to heal him if you just catch him and cue bone do you bow to anyone

[01:52:11] puts his club onto his chest shakes his head uh all right all right all right just trying to help i'm gonna make this go quicker but see and that's where shit would have been different you know dash for in my character zyta looked at him and if you bow to anyone and he gave me defiant response i'd have whipped off my belt you bow to me beating him and that is the difference between comlin and dash for yep yep um so um xps

[01:52:41] yeah oh yeah my bad technically you've been given as killing them because that's how it would have been yeah that's how it works in pokemon yeah we're not going to do that to our port game master though yeah well no we actually do this game to function yeah yeah we try to make them multi-tap they don't work no plus it's just annoying to do it like oh i know one after all right so number of pokemon in battle with seven yeah like you do no no no no no no no no no

[01:53:10] no no no because you're he gets experience for the full lot that he killed yep like okay so one pokemon out like did you only have one out i had two out two okay so it's two oh okay i got you because it's the number that it's the ways the experience is being divided how many ways is it being divided that's what it what it is all right so defeated pokemon was 10 what was uh cubo cubo is 11 11 and that would have been 227 you might as well multiply that by five to cubo in the entire battle

[01:53:40] it's actually more like i think you actually did pretty pretty much didn't cubo finish off all of them or did um though he still get experience for all uh cubo yeah well cubo was out for all five so he gets experience for all five that's true but yeah and he attempted to contribute to the last two but kept missing uh vivillon took care of both of them for sure so you get a hundred they're both out for the whole fight 1135 points wow does he level up yet oh totally yeah he did well his xp was at 1023

[01:54:09] his next level is at 1100 and now you just do that for yep same thing or okay so what's uh vivillon's experience or 17 17 okay oh wow that's a lot less experience for vivillon yeah that is well there's no way cubo could have sold them well i mean he could have yeah i can't count on her luck though yeah her or him i had it circled as a female before so yes it's fine uh i'm calling cubo to him this 735 is that right it's uh one or four or 147

[01:54:38] times five because he only made 147 yeah and 47 is five yeah yeah i've actually got a stat calculator because uh what i do in spreadsheet will affect what you see on your like i can see what cell what cell you currently have selected yeah why you have total experience cell selected oh no no because this thing doesn't uh actually update unless i go to on my notebook it should update if you hit enter oh yeah but i just go down to it yeah okay it's the equivalent of hitting enter i know i'm just

[01:55:08] saying yeah but uh so wow so with all that xp that cubo got he nearly nearly dinged twice wow all right so what is uh so cubo she's level 12 now level 12 now okay i'll get your evie uh what's the uh nature of cubo serious mm-hmm great uh so at level 12 37 hp 20 attack 31 defense how much defense 31 holy crap one level is a huge boost in all categories uh 18 special attack

[01:55:38] yeah um 20 special defense mm-hmm and 17 speed okay um can you look up a cubo on one level lower sure because i'm skeptical about her stats now okay 35 19 okay 29 that's radically different from what i had it is 17 19 and 16 it's happened to me because i had 32 hp yep 16 attack 26 defense yep 14 uh special attack 16 special defense

[01:56:07] and 13 speed you know what could have contributed to this is before x and a lot of this shit's just so it could be fucking because uh i had fero written down as having different defense than he does because fero until x and y just flying type now he's flying north oh shit so instead of having strong defense against ghost he's now immune to ghost okay not complaining i'm just saying it's changed shit up yeah like a lot of things are different so cubone's still just ground type right okay okay

[01:56:37] yeah like i'm looking through like the original 150 and there's like none that are fucking strictly uh flying type yeah so ground like we've got flying poison flying normal and hey you get to look forward to level 28 when your little cubone evolves to uh maryland hmm well i'm already looking forward to level 21 flying water bone meringue flying rock flying ice flying electric flying fire flying dragon oh yeah no straight flying types in the original 150

[01:57:06] which bothers me because i think the flying normals should be just flying but it is what it is well i don't see things like pigeon and spearo as flying normal i see them as flying they're birds yeah that's it they're fucking birds yeah i have to buck with shit it's like the fairy they said they're putting in a balance do you know what dragon type dragon do you know what they're strong against nothing else dragon dragons balance dragon so that was grimer's whatever whatever

[01:57:35] uh here's okay so grimer um would he get like five times grimer's evs or is it just a one ev no he gets five times okay just want to double check that he killed five of them each of those grammars gives him the ev all right so you get five hp to each pokemon yeah each pokemon gets five ed cubone is wild though technically yeah you haven't caught cubone so he does not get ev yeah bivillon however gets ev once you put that little shithead in the pokeball then he gets ev well he's got proof of his huh so five that's actually

[01:58:05] stat boost yes it is now that's to the stat not the bonus so it's the couple points that could make the difference in you getting a stat boost not to mention that at like 255 which you put in it like a c3 so as a guy who created this character sheet yes do we just would we end up having our stats written out twice no uh the stats you write up in the top are the combination of those bottom okay so why do you have the total there as well i guess you would end up writing the stats out i did it there mainly so that a dmd reference

[01:58:34] he has a full record what's there the worst he has to do is divide your ev total by four to make sure that you're not trying to sneak in a yep now since hp doesn't have a bonus however it makes a nice round number now it's 60 instead of 59 that's right hp doesn't have a bonus you got a straight up point to the fucking experience to the hp yep that's fucking nice you got an extra hp carbos and okay uh vitamins and good to know oh i'm not sure by how much could that work on cubone uh because if it

[01:59:04] can't earn evs by training would it be able to earn them just by forcing it i'd have to say no simply because cubone is a wild pokemon and by definition not happy that's so weird okay whatever i've got a question i like the gm is the question you're the one who says the mechanics oh i know it's just amusing to me that you're the game master and you're asking me questions about how this shit works um i'm just curious like if i was ever to run a game set in like multiple times in

[01:59:33] pokemon where there's no pokeballs okay where they just don't have pokeballs how would like how would you differentiate between wild and cat you couldn't i would probably come down to i'd have to lay that down to miss the way you'd have to because i mean there is already a certain degree of mist in the game and pokemon evolve when exposed yeah so i'd i'd have to lay it down to some kind of okay because the thing is is even go even by base like if we wanted to argue against show and how peter's never in a pokeball

[02:00:02] pikachu starts the show in a pokeball yeah actually there is there is actually a movie um that they did um called lucario with lucario where um there were it was essentially like medieval times with like pokemon battles where it was like one army of pokemon versus another army of pokemon but it didn't seem like they were like caught or anything they were just kind of like like trained and whatnot yeah without it um but they did have one way around that was that they had crystals that pokemon or something um yeah i i would i'd say you'd have to

[02:00:31] have to be some kind of have a device like the pokeball it would just instead of like right now we're running it on like punk and faux science um in the medieval one it would be yeah it's the it's really the only way to do um any other way you'd be a limited effort unless you were to come up with a suitable reason a suitable way to stay in one pokemon caught it's it all comes down to how you define caught like for our game it's you know pokeball you know that's that's what makes a pokemon caught

[02:01:01] when it's caught inside of pokemon that one level just made my cubo do an extra three damage on all of his attacks jesus really yeah yeah dude he had a plus three bonus before now it's plus six you want to like take a look at the stats no i'm not doubting it dude even still because cubo's what level 12 now level 12 now okay well fero was a level 11 and he had a plus five of us to attack so i'm not surprised by it i'm surprised that it had such a significant jump there had to be

[02:01:30] some kind of fuck up yeah no it uh sorry it went up by one so it's plus four even still just one level it must have been the um because of why possibly it's the only thing i can think of because a lot of my shit hasn't uh hasn't i mean i can't speak stats i think i'm gonna have like throws types i i was looking at that one new sheet i don't know why i looked up for like why what he's strong against and uh i did look it up and i was like these are off why it was

[02:01:59] different but but it happens i think because i wrote down fero before the xy update came to dexter or dexter's updated and why well i think that's why we stopped using of uh i started relying on my decks uh because it was an out of date system like it couldn't update because of the free version yeah um yep so uh i guess we'll probably call it that it's almost the good it is so yeah you guys return home um with uh experience on your belt under your belt and uh some profit and favors yeah profit and

[02:02:28] favor so looking at the sheet then looks like there's a couple things we can get rid of because technically don't need those stats because all that is added up top and also the bonus added to each attack huh that's still handy to have okay i still use it like i still rely on that when i when i'm writing down the missus of that i will include the bonus okay just because i find it there's normally redundant shit that can be elated for it's like for instance requiring that you write down your base attack bonus not really necessary really i always thought it better but

[02:02:57] whatever depends on what some sheets have it you end up put attack bonus oh wow yeah yeah because i know some they'll have your uh they'll have your section for melee attack bonus and ranged attack bonus yeah and that you know you can eliminate base attack bonus or you just keep base attack bonus and then remove those other two categories and just specify it on your uh actual attack all right well that's the uh game that i'm just gonna so that was pokutopia i think session somewhere