(D&D5e): Protea - Episode 1: Skybeams, It's Always Skybeams!

[00:00:10] In a world long forgotten and forsaken by any gods, the mortal races have edged out a tenuous but thriving existence, fending off vile monsters and evils that linger from ages past.

[00:00:27] It is here several young adventurers are about to get caught up in events that will shake the very foundations of this world.

[00:00:35] As chaos begins to spread and a demonic legion threatens to make landfall on the shores of this world.

[00:00:44] How will these wayward youths fare?

[00:00:48] Welcome to Protea.

[00:00:57] Hi, and welcome to One Less Die, a 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast.

[00:01:02] Tonight we will be playing a custom homebrew world.

[00:01:08] And we don't have Chris, because this is being run for a new group of teenagers.

[00:01:14] Okay, so I guess we'll go around the circle and we'll introduce our characters.

[00:01:19] Starting on my right.

[00:01:22] I am Ethan.

[00:01:24] I am Arceus.

[00:01:27] I am Onyx.

[00:01:28] I am Sparrow.

[00:01:30] Excellent.

[00:01:31] Alright.

[00:01:32] So I guess we will...

[00:01:37] I don't usually run the games, guys.

[00:01:39] Okay, so just a couple of housekeeping things.

[00:01:42] No first names at the table.

[00:01:44] Except for mine.

[00:01:45] I am Aaron.

[00:01:46] I will be your dungeon master this evening.

[00:01:51] No locations.

[00:01:53] Don't talk about where we live or anything.

[00:01:56] No doxing.

[00:01:57] I believe that's the right term for it.

[00:01:59] Because I'm an old man.

[00:02:00] I am a little bit.

[00:02:01] Okay.

[00:02:02] And yeah, so I guess let's get started.

[00:02:09] Okay.

[00:02:09] So as you guys all start off, you are traveling with your respective mentors through the wilderness

[00:02:19] for whatever reason.

[00:02:20] So, who would like to go first?

[00:02:25] Because you guys are not together yet.

[00:02:29] Okay.

[00:02:30] So what is your mentor's name?

[00:02:32] My mentor's name?

[00:02:35] Steve.

[00:02:37] Steve.

[00:02:38] Okay.

[00:02:38] Alright.

[00:02:39] So, we are going to write that down.

[00:02:42] Because that's going to come back to bite you in the butt later.

[00:02:44] Alright.

[00:02:48] Spy!

[00:02:48] For the audience at home, there are three dogs present.

[00:02:54] You may remember them from such adventures as Shadowrun and Eberron and like basically

[00:03:01] every single other game on the podcast, Rebel and Spy are here.

[00:03:06] And Tredora, who is reasonably new.

[00:03:11] So, and that's Sir Steve to you.

[00:03:13] Sir Steve.

[00:03:14] Sir Steve.

[00:03:15] Okay.

[00:03:16] So why are you and Sir Steve traveling?

[00:03:21] Um, I would like to start my journey on becoming a paladin.

[00:03:25] Okay.

[00:03:27] So you are the squire of Sir Steve as you travel through the wilderness.

[00:03:31] I need you to roll a die four for me.

[00:03:39] Two.

[00:03:39] Okay.

[00:03:47] Okay.

[00:03:47] As you are traveling through the wilderness, you see on the, through the trees, smoke.

[00:03:53] That smells like cooking fires.

[00:03:55] Um, your, your mentor, Sir Steve, leads you through the bush and you come upon a small town.

[00:04:05] Um, I need you to give me a, uh, perception test.

[00:04:13] Mm-hmm.

[00:04:19] Fourteen.

[00:04:20] Yeah.

[00:04:21] Wasn't a terribly high DC.

[00:04:23] Um, you notice several of the buildings are burned out.

[00:04:27] Like it looks like this, this village has been put to the torch.

[00:04:35] Um, so Steve looks to you and is giving you the option to, uh, to take the lead on this.

[00:04:41] What do you want to do?

[00:04:45] Uh, I would like to, um, I'm going to go to the house.

[00:04:47] Um, I would like to carefully want, walk over and see if there's any survivors left.

[00:04:52] Okay.

[00:04:53] Uh, I need you to give me an investigation check.

[00:05:06] As you approach the city, the, uh, or as you approach the little hamlet, uh, the smoke

[00:05:11] is thick and it's, it's burning your eyes.

[00:05:14] It's clogging up your throat.

[00:05:16] It, it hurts.

[00:05:17] You find no survivors.

[00:05:21] Um, all you're seeing is bodies everywhere.

[00:05:24] Um, and since you failed so utterly, you, uh, you actually trick and, uh, fall into the, uh, uh, into a pile of embers that was once a building.

[00:05:41] I'm going to get you to, uh, go ahead and take six fire damage.

[00:05:47] Huh.

[00:05:49] As you, uh, fall into the coals and burn your hands and arms.

[00:05:52] Um, but you do notice that what you tripped over was a corpse.

[00:06:01] Um, the body of a creature or that you may or may not recognize.

[00:06:07] I guess you can give me a, uh, a general intelligence check.

[00:06:17] Okay.

[00:06:18] Um, you don't recognize this species at all.

[00:06:22] It, uh, it, uh, it looks like a humanoid of some kind.

[00:06:26] Um, but it's covered in fur.

[00:06:29] It's, it's face resembles that of a cat.

[00:06:34] And it has, it has stripes.

[00:06:36] It has, uh, it is wearing scorched armor and has a wicked looking knife that is covered in blood.

[00:06:47] I would like to inform my, uh, mentor about this.

[00:06:50] Oh, he's right there.

[00:06:53] Um, but, okay.

[00:06:56] So, uh, but you, you discuss it with your mentor.

[00:06:58] What, what do you, what do you say?

[00:06:59] What are you hoping to achieve through this?

[00:07:01] Um, I would let, I would like to know if there's any, like, he has any knowledge about this creature.

[00:07:15] He, he goes pale.

[00:07:16] He, uh, he looks at the creature and you can, you can tell.

[00:07:20] He knows what this is and it's not good news.

[00:07:25] First thing.

[00:07:28] Um, he points out to some, uh, some tracks in the, uh, in the mud and dust.

[00:07:35] And it appears that they, that there were more and they have left the town.

[00:07:39] Uh, and they may have been dragging prisoners with them.

[00:07:49] Uh.

[00:07:49] What are you going to do, paladin?

[00:07:51] I guess I'm going to go, I guess I'm going to go follow.

[00:07:55] Okay.

[00:07:56] So, sir, Steve ventures off with you as you, uh, I, I assume you're bringing your pack,

[00:08:01] maybe your, your donkey along since it's carrying your kit and stuff.

[00:08:09] Uh.

[00:08:09] Now what's your donkey's name?

[00:08:11] My fine black ass.

[00:08:14] I don't think the recording picked you up on that.

[00:08:17] My fine black ass.

[00:08:18] Okay.

[00:08:19] All right.

[00:08:20] Yep.

[00:08:21] That seems about right.

[00:08:23] Okay.

[00:08:25] Uh, whose character's up next?

[00:08:34] All right.

[00:08:35] I guess you have been, um, uh, you have been voluntold, Onyx.

[00:08:40] Okay.

[00:08:41] Uh, who is your mentor?

[00:08:43] Give me a name.

[00:08:48] Jack Daniels.

[00:08:49] Is it?

[00:08:49] Sure.

[00:08:50] Perfect.

[00:08:51] All right.

[00:08:52] So, Jack Daniels.

[00:08:55] Um, and, uh, he is, um, I guess a, uh, a fighter that's training you, yeah?

[00:09:02] Yes.

[00:09:02] Okay.

[00:09:03] Okay.

[00:09:04] Uh, so you guys are traveling through the wilderness.

[00:09:06] Um, why are you on the move?

[00:09:08] Where are you guys going?

[00:09:09] We are trying to find a better place to, like, to, for him to train me more of like,

[00:09:17] more of an open area from where we were last.

[00:09:20] We ended up having to move because we had some, we had some elves coming in from the left,

[00:09:29] from, from, us, from one side.

[00:09:33] So we had to end up moving to go find another place to practice and train.

[00:09:39] Well, that makes sense because as a, as a half-orc you're not like super accepted by most

[00:09:44] settled areas, but, uh, your mentor knows you and likes you and trusts you.

[00:09:48] So he's, uh, he's, he's moving around to help you out with that.

[00:09:51] That's, that sounds pretty good.

[00:09:52] Okay.

[00:09:53] Um, so as you guys are, are, are, um, traveling, searching for a new location to set up, uh,

[00:09:59] set up your temporary home.

[00:10:01] I need you to roll a die four for me.

[00:10:08] Reroll.

[00:10:11] Reroll.

[00:10:11] Because he rolled a two.

[00:10:12] I can't reuse the scenarios.

[00:10:15] Okay.

[00:10:16] Four.

[00:10:16] Okay.

[00:10:18] So as you're, uh, as you're traveling down the road, um, at the side of the road you see

[00:10:23] a, uh, uh, a wagon.

[00:10:26] Um, it's just kind of sitting there at the side.

[00:10:30] There's, there's no horses present.

[00:10:31] Um, you don't see anybody moving around.

[00:10:35] Uh, give me a perception test.

[00:10:43] Four.

[00:10:45] Okay.

[00:10:46] Um, so you don't see anything on this side, but as you get a little closer, you do see

[00:10:51] what appears to be a person leaning up against the wagon wheel on the other side.

[00:10:56] Um, so moving around, you see that it is in fact a person who is, who appears to be unconscious.

[00:11:02] He is covered in blood.

[00:11:09] What do you do?

[00:11:10] Is there any, like you said he was unconscious.

[00:11:15] So is there, I'm going to try to like survey the perimeter to see if any, the person that,

[00:11:35] or the thing that might've done this to this person is still potentially around.

[00:11:39] You notice that your, uh, mentor, um, has, is already all over that.

[00:11:44] He's taking a look around, he's checking for tracks.

[00:11:47] Uh, you go in and give him a hand with that.

[00:11:49] You see, uh, you see evidence that there obviously were others here.

[00:11:53] Um, but they have long since moved on.

[00:11:57] Okay.

[00:11:57] It doesn't appear that there is any current threat.

[00:12:00] Your mentor is looking at you as though, um, kind of, expectedly to see how you're going

[00:12:09] to handle a, um, a tense and, uh, odd situation like this.

[00:12:16] Would there be a chance I could try and wake up the person that's leaning against the wheel?

[00:12:22] You can certainly try.

[00:12:24] Okay.

[00:12:26] Okay.

[00:12:27] So how are you going to try to wake him?

[00:12:30] Like a, like a light shake.

[00:12:32] Not trying to like actually harm him.

[00:12:37] Okay.

[00:12:37] Uh, you touch his shoulder.

[00:12:40] He immediately groans.

[00:12:42] Um, he appears to be semi-conscious.

[00:12:44] He does not look good.

[00:12:47] There is a huge gash straight across his belly.

[00:12:50] His arm is what appears to be holding his guts in.

[00:12:57] But his eyes do open.

[00:12:59] He looks pale.

[00:13:00] He has lost a lot of blood.

[00:13:03] And you're not a healer at all.

[00:13:05] Nope.

[00:13:06] Not a chance.

[00:13:07] I don't think I can do anything to help him.

[00:13:10] I was actually kind of counting on, uh, on, you know, the, the, the one character I'm

[00:13:16] pointing to, uh, one of our players or another character to stumble across since there's actually

[00:13:22] stuff that they could do about this.

[00:13:24] But, uh, um, you, you are, you are a fighter.

[00:13:28] You have taken injuries in, in, uh, uh, while training, um, in fights with various, uh, monsters

[00:13:36] and while at, um, while in your previous adventuring life, uh, working for a merchant on a boat.

[00:13:43] Um, so you have some experience with, um, with patching up superficial injuries.

[00:13:51] Do you want to attempt to try to help him?

[00:13:57] Yes, I would like to try.

[00:13:59] Okay.

[00:13:59] Uh, are you proficient with medicine?

[00:14:03] I know the answer already, but I'm asking for the sake of the recording.

[00:14:07] Great.

[00:14:08] Uh, okay.

[00:14:09] So then that's a wisdom-based skill, yeah?

[00:14:11] Yes.

[00:14:12] Is it wisdom or intelligence?

[00:14:14] Medicine is wisdom.

[00:14:15] Okay.

[00:14:16] So then I want you to roll me a base wisdom check.

[00:14:20] Okay.

[00:14:28] Yes.

[00:14:28] Sixteen.

[00:14:30] That's pretty, pretty good.

[00:14:32] That is pretty good.

[00:14:34] Okay.

[00:14:34] So you, uh, you take your, uh, you take out a clean cloak from your pack and you, you rip off some, uh, some nice big patches and some strips and you start trying to bind his wound.

[00:14:44] Keeping, you know, everything that is trying to spill out from spilling out and, uh, and do your best there.

[00:14:51] Um, your mentor, uh, comes over and, and actually takes a look at your work and sees that you're doing the best you can with the tools that you've got, which is to say, you know, nothing.

[00:15:01] Cause you don't have a first aid kit.

[00:15:03] You don't have a herbalist kit.

[00:15:04] You really got nothing for this task.

[00:15:07] Um, but you, you, uh, you, you patch him up as best you can.

[00:15:12] And, um, uh, he starts trying to speak, but it's very, very quiet.

[00:15:23] Am I able to make out what he's saying?

[00:15:26] Uh, yeah.

[00:15:28] He's just asking who you are.

[00:15:31] Um, can you also give me a, uh, do you have a knowledge or do you have history?

[00:15:38] Or, uh, you have history?

[00:15:41] You're proficient in history?

[00:15:42] Yes.

[00:15:42] Great.

[00:15:43] All right.

[00:15:43] I want you to roll me a history check.

[00:15:50] Fantastic.

[00:15:52] You absolutely recognize the emblem that is on his chest.

[00:15:55] He is an acolyte.

[00:15:57] Um, one of the, um, kind of not real wizards that travel around and try to, you know, help out everybody with, uh, problems with, uh, with everything from minotaurs to werewolves to ghosts to any sort of, you know, uh, evil.

[00:16:13] Or, or malicious infestation in the world.

[00:16:17] They travel around and they do their best to stop these.

[00:16:19] Um, you can tell by his clothing that he is one of those.

[00:16:23] Okay.

[00:16:24] So that, so that tells me that he was potentially trying to fight something off that was...

[00:16:29] He also should, uh, should have been quite capable at fighting most, most things off.

[00:16:36] If he were there most.

[00:16:37] I mean, that doesn't sound that good.

[00:16:43] Cause if they're usually able to take on most things, something that they can't take on doesn't seem like it's that, like, easily taken down.

[00:16:52] I'm just thinking about a tandem.

[00:16:54] Like, if you could describe it.

[00:16:57] Yeah, but like...

[00:16:58] And if he were, like, an acolyte, would he be able to recognize it?

[00:17:03] That's what the closest town would be to there.

[00:17:06] There's probably a panic station there.

[00:17:09] Yeah.

[00:17:10] So at least...

[00:17:11] How far would the closest town be?

[00:17:12] Like, would I, would I know that?

[00:17:14] Or would I just, like, did I pass by a town on my way through?

[00:17:19] Uh, you haven't passed a town in a day.

[00:17:22] Okay.

[00:17:23] Um, but he seems like he's very urgently trying to tell you about, about some great danger.

[00:17:31] Uh, and he keeps, he keeps whispering a word that makes no sense to you.

[00:17:35] Well, actually, no, you rolled a 20 on your history check.

[00:17:38] Um, so he keeps saying the word Rakshasa, which is, uh, you are familiar with it.

[00:17:44] It is a, um, a cat species that hasn't been seen on this continent in 500 years.

[00:17:51] They are, um, they were the servitors of an ancient demonic race.

[00:17:58] Um, and it's, it sounds like a really bad thing if the Rakshasa have returned.

[00:18:12] Definitely not good.

[00:18:14] Not so much.

[00:18:16] No, not really.

[00:18:17] Um, he...

[00:18:19] He, he, he says that if you are, uh, if you're going to go after them and find out what they're up to, uh, he asks that you try to bring him along because...

[00:18:30] Okay.

[00:18:31] His job isn't done yet.

[00:18:33] His name is, uh, uh, Eben, by the way.

[00:18:36] Okay.

[00:18:37] Here we finish the job.

[00:18:42] I think it'd be better just to make sure that he can be patched up as much as possible before going to do anything that could get him killed.

[00:18:49] Perhaps.

[00:18:50] Perhaps.

[00:18:58] So I'm gonna ask him where, where he came from. Like the closest town that he came from was?

[00:19:08] Closest town or just area that had like civilization.

[00:19:11] The closest, more so, like...

[00:19:17] Um, he, he shakes that off.

[00:19:20] He points at the wagon.

[00:19:22] He says to, to, uh, bring him the, the little...

[00:19:26] Sorry.

[00:19:27] Heartburn.

[00:19:29] To bring him the little chest from the back.

[00:19:35] I'm gonna bring it, I'm gonna bring it over and like, I'm gonna like open it, I'm gonna open it for him just because I don't know how like, how much he's gonna be able to do right now because he still was like just patched up not that long ago.

[00:19:49] Well, yeah, he's still very, very weak.

[00:19:51] Yeah.

[00:19:52] Uh, inside the chest you see, uh, there, there's a whole bunch of weird looking shit in there.

[00:19:57] But you also see, uh, attached, uh, in the lid, there's a bunch of little pouches all holding, uh, small glass vials filled with a red liquid.

[00:20:11] He points and, and gestures for you to bring him one of the glass vials.

[00:20:18] Okay, well, not like I'm gonna just say no to that, so I'm gonna give him one of the vials.

[00:20:27] Fantastic.

[00:20:28] He, uh, he pops the cork off and, and slowly starts to drink it.

[00:20:32] It's only about a, a couple ounces of liquid, but, um, you can see through the, uh, uh, the bandaging job that you've done, the edge of the, um, the wound starts to knit itself.

[00:20:43] Closed.

[00:20:44] Um, and then he says, uh, oh, fuck.

[00:20:47] Thanks there, bud.

[00:20:49] I can't, any language.

[00:20:51] Of course.

[00:20:53] That, uh, was a bit sticky there.

[00:20:56] I couldn't actually move.

[00:20:57] Fucking pin to the, to the wheel like that.

[00:21:00] Jesus Christ.

[00:21:02] I couldn't reach my health potions.

[00:21:05] But, uh, really appreciate the help here for, for your trouble.

[00:21:08] And he, he gives you a minor health potion.

[00:21:11] So you can add that to your inventory.

[00:21:14] Alright.

[00:21:14] Congrats.

[00:21:15] As somebody who, you know, can't heal, that's probably not a bad thing to have.

[00:21:19] Mhm.

[00:21:20] So I told you my name, bud.

[00:21:21] What's yours?

[00:21:23] Mine's Onyx.

[00:21:24] I've been traveling with my mentor, Jack Daniels, for a, for a while, trying to, or for at least a day and a half, trying to find a new place for, to train.

[00:21:36] Well, I hate to ask, but my brother in arms was killed by the Rakshasa.

[00:21:43] With your history check, you know that they always travel in pairs.

[00:21:46] There's one who is a fake wizard, or a fake, a fake mage.

[00:21:51] Phage, if you will.

[00:21:52] Um, and the other is a, uh, a martial class.

[00:21:56] They, they, they're usually very good with a weapon and they, they help to...

[00:22:00] One is the, the magic against magic and one is the steel against physical threats.

[00:22:06] Okay.

[00:22:06] And his friend has been, you, you look in the grass and you can see the, the slump that, that it was his friends.

[00:22:18] But the Rakshasa don't belong here.

[00:22:20] And we gotta find out what they're up to and try to put a stop to it.

[00:22:24] Can I count on you and your friend over there?

[00:22:28] Tsss, what the hell is he doing?

[00:22:33] Yes, you can.

[00:22:36] Alright, then I guess we gotta ditch the rest of what's in, in the cart for now and, and travel on by foot.

[00:22:44] Okay.

[00:22:45] Okay, so I want you to give me a, um, uh, survival.

[00:22:51] Alright.

[00:22:53] It's a very low DC, cause the, um...

[00:22:58] Well, that's, that's just fine.

[00:23:01] Okay, so, it's not difficult for you to find the tracks.

[00:23:05] You know where you're, where you're going from here.

[00:23:07] You and Evan and your mentor continue on through the, uh, uh, through the, the, the fields to go find, figure out wherever the hell these Rakshasa are going.

[00:23:19] Okay.

[00:23:21] Okay, who's next?

[00:23:25] We did rock over scissors, I have to go.

[00:23:27] Okay.

[00:23:29] Okay.

[00:23:33] Okay, so, uh, who is your mentor?

[00:23:35] Um, sir Jaquavius.

[00:23:39] Jaquavius?

[00:23:39] Yes, J-E-Q.

[00:23:42] Thanks for that.

[00:23:45] I want to make it as difficult as possible.

[00:23:47] I've even named my horse something difficult.

[00:23:50] You mean, better than find black ass?

[00:23:53] It is a, it is a perfectly good name for a donkey.

[00:23:57] That is literally the name that I want to give to my donkey when I get one.

[00:24:02] Like, in real life.

[00:24:04] Still.

[00:24:05] Uh, great.

[00:24:07] Okay, J-E-Q-A-Q-A-Q-E-Q.

[00:24:15] I just spelled it how I, how I pronounced it, so.

[00:24:20] Yeah, that's pretty much it.

[00:24:21] Okay.

[00:24:22] Uh, okay, so, you and Jaquavius are traveling through the, uh, through the wilderness near

[00:24:27] the, near the center of the continent somewhere.

[00:24:29] Uh, why are you guys traveling?

[00:24:31] Um, we're going, uh, to find a better place to live for right now.

[00:24:42] Okay.

[00:24:42] Okay.

[00:24:43] Um, what, uh, what drove you from your last place?

[00:24:47] Um, invasion.

[00:25:42] Um.

[00:25:44] Uh, what, what is your passive perception?

[00:25:48] Uh, so your passive, oh, you don't actually have a great name here.

[00:25:51] So your passive perception is your, uh, are you proficient in perception?

[00:25:57] Yes, you are.

[00:25:57] Okay.

[00:25:58] Okay.

[00:25:58] So it is your, um, proficiency bonus plus your wisdom bonus, which is zero.

[00:26:10] Okay.

[00:26:10] So your passive perception is 12.

[00:26:12] Okay.

[00:26:14] 10 plus proficiency plus wisdom.

[00:26:16] Yes.

[00:26:17] Okay.

[00:26:18] So, with a, so you and your, uh, your mentor, um, Jaquavius are, uh, walking through a field.

[00:26:36] And, um, you hear a thud.

[00:26:43] A parable.

[00:26:47] What is your armor class?

[00:26:48] Uh, my armor class is 15.

[00:26:51] Okay.

[00:26:51] Okay.

[00:26:52] You have a crossbow bolt sticking out of your thigh.

[00:26:55] Um, you're going to, uh, shit.

[00:27:00] What a great start.

[00:27:01] Yeah.

[00:27:02] You're going to take, uh, seven points of, uh, piercing damage.

[00:27:06] Shit.

[00:27:07] Shit.

[00:27:09] And you look over at your mentor and there is one, uh, sticking out of his dead center of his chest.

[00:27:17] Um, he's still on his feet, um, but he does not look great.

[00:27:25] Um, they appear to have come from over yonder.

[00:27:31] Um, give me a, uh, give me a perception check.

[00:27:35] Like your actual roll for your perception check.

[00:27:38] Um, what is that?

[00:27:39] It's a roll and die 20.

[00:27:42] 13.

[00:27:43] 13.

[00:27:43] 13 plus your proficiency bonus plus wisdom modifier is a total of 15.

[00:27:48] You see there is a, um, it's like a, um, person in a, uh, in a dark cloak covered in grass with a crossbow hiding off about 50 feet off to your left.

[00:28:04] Uh, how tall is the grass that we're at?

[00:28:07] Uh, it's about waist high.

[00:28:09] Okay.

[00:28:12] That's literally what I was thinking of.

[00:28:14] Get down, Mr. President.

[00:28:17] Hmm.

[00:28:18] I'm not going to do that.

[00:28:19] I'm not even like, get down.

[00:28:21] Okay.

[00:28:22] Alright.

[00:28:23] So, uh, uh, actually, yeah, give me, uh, I guess we'll, uh, we'll have to roll for initiative.

[00:28:29] Oh no.

[00:28:31] You're going to be the first aid.

[00:28:33] First, first actual fight.

[00:28:35] That's 20, right?

[00:28:36] Yes.

[00:28:36] So it's going to be your d20 plus your initiative bonus.

[00:28:44] 21.

[00:28:45] Okay.

[00:28:46] You get to go first.

[00:28:48] Me?

[00:28:49] Yes.

[00:28:49] It's just your nature.

[00:28:51] I mean, I'm going to grab as my moral and my rival.

[00:28:55] Wait, so we're in a fight now?

[00:28:57] Well, I mean, they just shot a crossbow at you.

[00:28:59] That was their surprise round.

[00:29:01] Surprise round.

[00:29:01] So, um, you get to, you get to axe now.

[00:29:04] Oh, I don't have any ranged weapons, do I?

[00:29:06] I mean, you kind of do.

[00:29:09] Oh, yeah.

[00:29:10] I mean, if we're magic misers.

[00:29:14] There are no wizards or sorcerers.

[00:29:17] Oh, I know.

[00:29:19] They're fake.

[00:29:20] There should be.

[00:29:22] Fake mages.

[00:29:23] Phages.

[00:29:25] Well, does that make fake wizards, vizards?

[00:29:29] Perhaps.

[00:29:32] I see that.

[00:29:34] Because I needed to.

[00:29:36] I needed to make sure we were on the same page.

[00:29:39] That's why.

[00:29:40] Can I cast hex on it?

[00:29:45] Yeah, it's your action.

[00:29:47] You have a bonus action, a movement, and an action that you can use.

[00:29:51] Okay, so hex is a bonus action, and this one's an action.

[00:29:56] Yep.

[00:29:57] So, they technically use both of these?

[00:29:59] Or not just one?

[00:30:00] Yes, because, okay, so you can only cast one leveled spell per turn.

[00:30:05] Right.

[00:30:08] So, if they were both level one spells, then you couldn't do both, but because one is a cantrip, you can do both.

[00:30:14] Okay.

[00:30:15] I'm going to cast hexes on it.

[00:30:18] Okay.

[00:30:18] Alright, so you've hit it with a hex.

[00:30:24] Actually, we'll put Ethan Jaquavius.

[00:30:32] Okay, so this guy is about to be here.

[00:30:37] Okay.

[00:30:38] What does the C stand for?

[00:30:39] Uh, it's just for combatant.

[00:30:43] Combatant.

[00:30:43] Yeah.

[00:30:43] We'll say combatant.

[00:30:45] Because you don't know what it stands for yet.

[00:30:49] Because you haven't actually, like, you've seen his movement, you've seen kind of what he's wearing, but you don't know what he is, or who he is, or anything about him really.

[00:30:58] Except that he shot you and your mental health crossbow.

[00:31:02] So, 1d6.

[00:31:05] Okay, so you're going to use your other spell there?

[00:31:11] Yes.

[00:31:12] Okay.

[00:31:14] Alright, so your one action is you put a hex on it, and then you go to hit him with that.

[00:31:21] Describe what it looks like.

[00:31:22] Um, I like go, wah!

[00:31:26] And there's like a huge, like, black beam, and it goes, wah!

[00:31:29] A black beam? Fantastic.

[00:31:30] And I, like, consumed him.

[00:31:31] Alright, so make your attack roll.

[00:31:35] That's a die 20.

[00:31:43] That's a 13.

[00:31:44] That's not terrible.

[00:31:45] Um, plus your, uh, your spell attack bonus.

[00:31:49] 13, so...

[00:31:52] 17.

[00:31:53] 17? That'll hit!

[00:31:55] Alright, so you get to roll your damage.

[00:31:57] So it's a die 10, plus a die 6 from your hex.

[00:32:00] 6.

[00:32:04] That's a die 10.

[00:32:07] Die 10, then what?

[00:32:08] And a die 6.

[00:32:14] Okay, so your, uh, black beam lances out.

[00:32:18] So, hits him right square in the, uh, right square in the, uh, shoulder.

[00:32:22] Um, blasts him back good.

[00:32:25] Uh, and you hit him for points of, uh, force damage.

[00:32:28] Five points for necrotic damage.

[00:32:31] Um, he is, he is in rough shape.

[00:32:34] Like, you, you, you blew a sizable portion of his shoulder off.

[00:32:39] He is clutching it in pain and screaming in agony.

[00:32:43] Uh, uh, however...

[00:32:46] Um, he dropped his crossbow and he is going to, uh, retaliate.

[00:32:52] So, he raises his, uh, his right hand and, uh, a small mote of fire golesces in the palm of his hand and lances out towards you.

[00:33:01] Um, he misses horribly.

[00:33:04] Uh, it just goes clearly off to the side.

[00:33:08] Does not connect to the side.

[00:33:11] However...

[00:33:12] Hmm? Uh, yeah, but, I mean, kind of off and up, it doesn't seem to, uh, it doesn't look like it poses any risk of catching the grasslands on fire.

[00:33:23] Uh, you do, however, hear another dull thud.

[00:33:27] Yep.

[00:33:29] And, uh, do you want to be one or two?

[00:33:37] One.

[00:33:38] Oh no.

[00:33:39] So, a second crossbow bolt is now sticking out of Jaquavius out of his thigh.

[00:33:56] He drops to, uh, he drops to a knee and he's like barely holding himself up.

[00:34:01] Um, but you see that that shot came from the grass somewhere off to your right.

[00:34:09] You're not sure.

[00:34:10] Probably somewhere over here.

[00:34:12] And, but you're not, not really sure where.

[00:34:15] Um, Jaquavius for his go.

[00:34:19] He is going to, uh, try to hide.

[00:34:25] And, shoo, he does, he crawls into the grass and you, like, he's gone from your sight.

[00:34:30] You cannot see where he's gone.

[00:34:31] Vanish.

[00:34:33] Uh, okay.

[00:34:36] Uh, he, you can hear him yell for you to, uh, to run or hide.

[00:34:41] Um, but that's, that's it for his action.

[00:34:44] Uh, I guess that brings us to the top of the round. That's back to you.

[00:34:57] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:34:58] Did you show your mentor twice?

[00:34:59] They just show your mentor twice.

[00:34:59] Yes, yes they did.

[00:35:00] Show my mentor twice to like...

[00:35:02] And you once...

[00:35:03] Can I ask for like mercy?

[00:35:06] Mercy.

[00:35:06] Like, use charisma.

[00:35:07] I'd be like, uh, uh, don't kill us.

[00:35:09] We're important.

[00:35:09] We're important people.

[00:35:11] Uh, you're not a president.

[00:35:12] You can certainly try, but you don't know who these people are or what their motivations are, so it may or may not work.

[00:35:22] Keep in mind, they, they started this. They started by just straight up shooting you.

[00:35:27] So it doesn't really seem like they're gonna be overly reasonable people.

[00:35:31] But like what would they shout at this?

[00:35:33] Also, you're fighting the urge to go hard R.

[00:35:41] Remember your class. What have you chosen to be?

[00:35:46] But there's two enemies.

[00:35:48] Yes.

[00:35:49] One you don't know where they are.

[00:35:50] Yeah, one I don't know where they are and the other one is very badly injured and it's like...

[00:35:56] So...

[00:35:57] This is a bit dying.

[00:35:59] Can I try to like locate where the other person is?

[00:36:02] Absolutely. You can give me a perception check.

[00:36:04] D20.

[00:36:10] Two.

[00:36:11] Oh, great.

[00:36:12] You keep looking through the grass to see if there's any movement or anything and your eyes are just constantly drawn back to this one bag of dicks who's already shot.

[00:36:21] He is the visible threat.

[00:36:28] Can I like go over to him and like use him as a human shield?

[00:36:32] Yeah, you can certainly try.

[00:36:35] He is...

[00:36:35] How far away?

[00:36:39] He's only 20 feet away.

[00:36:41] Okay.

[00:36:41] So yeah, you can clear that with your movement and then you can attempt to grapple.

[00:36:47] Okay.

[00:36:49] Okay.

[00:36:51] So yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

[00:36:53] Do you use feet hitting on this or no?

[00:36:55] Uh, yes. So attempting a grapple is a die 10.

[00:36:58] Or a die 20, sorry.

[00:37:01] Five.

[00:37:04] Plus your strength bonus.

[00:37:06] Strength is plus three.

[00:37:09] Okay.

[00:37:10] Five plus three.

[00:37:11] Five plus three. So you got an eight.

[00:37:14] Five plus three.

[00:37:15] And he just...

[00:37:16] Five plus three.

[00:37:16] So you go to engage the grapple and he just like, he ducks back and he slaps your hands away as he's like running, like a... squirreling back away from you because you are actually kind of terrifying.

[00:37:29] And I'm just like, dude, calm down.

[00:37:31] This is what you see.

[00:37:32] But you're also pulling out your grapple gun.

[00:37:34] What are you gonna do?

[00:37:35] What is he gonna do?

[00:37:36] And I feel like, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down, calm down.

[00:37:38] And I feel like...

[00:37:40] Chill out.

[00:37:42] At this point, that was your...

[00:37:45] Do you have anything that you can do as a bonus action?

[00:37:49] Uh...

[00:37:49] I don't think so.

[00:37:51] I mean, I can hex again?

[00:37:53] No, no, your hex stays on him.

[00:37:56] Can I hex him again?

[00:37:58] Well, no, you only have one spell slot, but it stays active for quite a while.

[00:38:03] It's about to an hour.

[00:38:05] So he's still hexed.

[00:38:07] So anytime that you actually attack to do damage, then you get to do hex damage as well.

[00:38:13] But that was your only spell slot. So you're tapped at the moment.

[00:38:18] Okay, so you don't have any other bonus action hits to do.

[00:38:23] So then I guess that makes it his turn.

[00:38:25] And he is going to...

[00:38:32] He's going to attempt to hit you with another modifier.

[00:38:39] He's gonna bring that hand back up, collect another little modifier and launch it at you.

[00:38:44] Which he does at disadvantage because you are in melee.

[00:38:49] Yeah.

[00:38:51] Yeah.

[00:38:52] He could not have rolled worse.

[00:38:56] That is a pair of natural ones.

[00:38:59] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:39:00] Oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait.

[00:39:01] So...

[00:39:05] While he's backing up and trying to collect his fire to launch at you, he trips over his own feet.

[00:39:11] And he shoots it and his feet come up and he actually ignites his own ropes on fire.

[00:39:18] Oh!

[00:39:20] Can I help him?

[00:39:24] He's trying to kill you.

[00:39:26] He's trying to kill you.

[00:39:27] He's trying to kill you.

[00:39:28] He's trying to kill you, my friend.

[00:39:29] No.

[00:39:30] No.

[00:39:31] As much as you would like to try to help him, that's not gonna happen.

[00:39:35] He screams in pain as he tears his own leg off with the force of his firebolt.

[00:39:42] And then his damn screams go quiet.

[00:39:48] Kidding me.

[00:39:50] His friend stands up from the grass and yells several obscenities that you cannot clearly hear as he fires his crossbow at you.

[00:40:00] And, um, what was your AC again?

[00:40:03] Oh, never mind, I have it right here.

[00:40:05] Uh, yeah, so he is going to hit you with that crossbow.

[00:40:09] Oh, no.

[00:40:11] No, that'd be 3 of the shot on...

[00:40:13] For 1 damage, so I mean it just kind of nicks you off the side of the face.

[00:40:20] You can feel the burn, it's almost like a bee sting.

[00:40:24] It hurts, but it's just a scratch.

[00:40:27] Just a scratch.

[00:40:29] So you took 1 point of damage.

[00:40:31] Oh, you also took 7 points of damage.

[00:40:35] You have to walk it off.

[00:40:39] You're doing your...

[00:40:40] Yeah, okay.

[00:40:41] Alright, sure.

[00:40:42] I don't have time to do math right now.

[00:40:44] No, no, that's fine.

[00:40:46] I usually just start tallying up like add numbers until it reaches what my maximum is.

[00:40:52] Anyway.

[00:40:52] Uh, yeah, so, um, Jaquavius.

[00:40:59] Jaquavius.

[00:41:00] Imagine he goes all the way over there and he like sticks his neck.

[00:41:02] Yeah, I'm kidding.

[00:41:03] Uh, that is what he attempted.

[00:41:07] Surprise attack.

[00:41:08] Oh, no.

[00:41:09] What did he say?

[00:41:10] Surprise attack?

[00:41:11] It is obvious where he's going.

[00:41:15] Like he is trying to crawl through the grass and like it's only waist high.

[00:41:19] So you can like see the grass clearly moving where he is.

[00:41:24] Oh, no.

[00:41:25] What did he mean?

[00:41:27] Your mentor is not the, uh, apparently not the brightest bulb.

[00:41:34] Nice guy, but, uh, maybe not having what it takes to be an adventurer.

[00:41:41] Oh, no.

[00:41:43] Um.

[00:41:44] Can I have an obituary for you?

[00:41:45] Can I have an obituary for you?

[00:41:48] Can I have an obituary?

[00:41:50] The fellow in his darkly colored robes is going to turn his attention to Jaquavius

[00:41:56] and, uh, fire a crossbow bullet into the grass where he can see that he's crawling, though not see the body.

[00:42:05] So he's going to roll at disadvantage because he can't actually see him, but he knows where he is.

[00:42:14] Did he get shot again?

[00:42:16] Number three.

[00:42:17] He did.

[00:42:18] Oh!

[00:42:22] The first...

[00:42:24] He's dead, isn't he?

[00:42:26] He's dead.

[00:42:28] You hear a dull thud and some very loud swearing from Jaquavius.

[00:42:33] Um, Jaquavius must not be doing very good.

[00:42:36] Like, he's got to be on his last legs there.

[00:42:41] Wait, so the person's still alive.

[00:42:43] Can I see them now?

[00:42:44] Oh, yeah.

[00:42:45] Okay, so we aren't here anymore.

[00:42:47] I'm like over here with the dead guy.

[00:42:48] You're over here with the dead guy.

[00:42:50] So we'll say you're there.

[00:42:53] Jaquavius, um, you could see was probably around there.

[00:42:59] Okay.

[00:43:00] Number two.

[00:43:01] I don't think you can make it there.

[00:43:03] I can't, like, run over there?

[00:43:04] You could go right against him.

[00:43:07] I think.

[00:43:09] Yeah, so now this...

[00:43:10] I think I'm 20, 25, 30.

[00:43:12] Yeah, you can get right adjacent.

[00:43:14] Yeah.

[00:43:14] It's only 30.

[00:43:15] Your speed is 30.

[00:43:16] I thought he'd be a little off.

[00:43:18] Cause I was just...

[00:43:21] Can I rage and then run back at that guy?

[00:43:24] I mean, absolutely you can.

[00:43:28] I'm gonna do that.

[00:43:29] You would like to rage?

[00:43:30] Absolutely.

[00:43:31] Alright, so it looks very like a jumpscare horror-y?

[00:43:41] Yep.

[00:43:42] Alright.

[00:43:42] Like that one foxy.

[00:43:46] Do you have a weapon that you're gonna charge him with?

[00:43:49] Can I charge him with my spear?

[00:43:52] Absolutely you can.

[00:43:53] Can I poke?

[00:43:54] I'm like...

[00:43:55] So you're gonna run in and use the spear two-handed?

[00:43:58] Yes.

[00:43:59] Okay, so I want you to roll your attack.

[00:44:02] Okay, so d20?

[00:44:04] Oh, actually...

[00:44:08] I don't really know what the rage rules are.

[00:44:11] I've never played a Bardarian.

[00:44:12] So I just want to make sure we're giving you all of your buffs.

[00:44:16] Cheating.

[00:44:17] Boss and nerfs.

[00:44:20] Mentor being a card.

[00:44:21] Oh wait, you're not...

[00:44:21] Mentors?

[00:44:22] Minutes from death.

[00:44:23] What it feels like.

[00:44:25] That's what he's doing.

[00:44:26] He's just seizing in the grass but...

[00:44:28] Prevaring lack of intelligence.

[00:44:31] I mean...oh...wait.

[00:44:33] Is that...it's 12.

[00:44:36] Okay, so you do additional damage while you're raging, which is plus 2.

[00:44:43] So...what do I do with that?

[00:44:45] And while you're raging, you have resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage.

[00:44:50] So, just roll your...roll your attack.

[00:44:55] Die 20.

[00:45:03] Okay, so that's a 9 plus your strength.

[00:45:08] So 4?

[00:45:10] Plus strength?

[00:45:11] Your strength is plus 3.

[00:45:15] Uh...

[00:45:16] Plus I wouldn't.

[00:45:18] Strength turns and strength saving throws.

[00:45:20] No, okay, so you get a plus 3 from your strength.

[00:45:24] So that takes you to 12.

[00:45:25] Plus 2 from your proficiency bonus.

[00:45:27] Takes you to 14.

[00:45:29] Okay.

[00:45:32] Starting at second level as a barbarian, you get reckless attack, which lets you do things at advantage.

[00:45:36] But, at this point, uh, you get a 14, which is enough to hit this guy.

[00:45:43] So you run in and you, uh, thrust your spear.

[00:45:46] It looks like you're gonna connect.

[00:45:48] Go ahead and, uh, uh, roll me your damage, which is going to be a die 8, because you're using that two-handed.

[00:45:55] Aw.

[00:46:05] Okay, plus your strength bonus.

[00:46:08] Um...7.

[00:46:08] Okay.

[00:46:10] Plus the...plus one from your spear, because it being your spear.

[00:46:14] 8.

[00:46:15] Plus 2 from your raging.

[00:46:17] 9 and 10.

[00:46:19] Alright.

[00:46:19] That's a lot.

[00:46:20] So you charge in, and you, uh, you thrust your spear at him, and you put it straight through his, uh, straight through his thigh.

[00:46:28] You twist it, you rip it back out.

[00:46:30] He is bleeding.

[00:46:31] He is groaning in pain.

[00:46:34] But he is still on his feet, and he looks pissed.

[00:46:38] Attack him again.

[00:46:40] Uh, sadly that is your...oh, actually, and...

[00:46:44] Uh, okay, so, you already, you already killed the other guy, who had a hex on him.

[00:46:51] Um, your hex, you get to move to another creature as a, as a bonus action.

[00:46:57] I'm gonna move it to him.

[00:46:59] So roll a die 6.

[00:47:07] 14.

[00:47:08] Damn.

[00:47:10] Alright, so, how do you want to do this?

[00:47:15] He's dead. How do you kill him?

[00:47:17] Describe his death.

[00:47:20] So, I...

[00:47:21] I'm gonna start from the very few things.

[00:47:23] I charge out of him. I stab him in the thigh.

[00:47:25] He's like bleeding everywhere. He's like...

[00:47:26] And I pull back.

[00:47:27] And then I like...

[00:47:30] I like...

[00:47:30] Over my head just...

[00:47:32] And he just...

[00:47:33] Everywhere.

[00:47:34] Two-handed overhand strike, just smash him right into the ground.

[00:47:38] Yes.

[00:47:40] Alright, and he, uh, he drops to the ground. He's done.

[00:47:43] Still think he's...

[00:47:45] Okay.

[00:47:47] Um...

[00:47:47] And then I run over to Jaquavius.

[00:47:49] Okay, you go and you try to find Jaquavius in the grass.

[00:47:53] I'm like, Jaquavius!

[00:47:55] Yeah!

[00:47:56] Um, you find him. He is...

[00:47:58] Oh, he is battered. He has...

[00:48:00] Three arrows?

[00:48:01] Four crossbow bolts sticking out of him?

[00:48:03] I understand.

[00:48:04] You only heard three pierce him, but there is a fourth in him.

[00:48:09] He looks...

[00:48:10] Not good.

[00:48:11] He is pale. He's gone.

[00:48:13] He's covered in blood.

[00:48:14] He has a crossbow bolt sticking out of his chest, his thigh, his shoulder, and one in his lower back somehow.

[00:48:22] Um...

[00:48:22] He is...

[00:48:23] He is alive and breathing, but he is not really moving.

[00:48:30] Okay, I go up to him and I try to do what he did. Can I? Like rip off pieces of...

[00:48:36] You want to try to make a medicine check?

[00:48:37] Yes.

[00:48:38] Okay, so then roll a die 20.

[00:48:42] You are not proficient in medicine, so it's just a die 20 plus your wisdom bonus, which is zero.

[00:48:46] So that's just going to be a straight die 20 roll.

[00:48:51] Eight.

[00:48:54] Yeah, so you think the best idea is to rip those crossbow bolts out?

[00:48:59] Um...

[00:48:59] I'm stupid, it seems.

[00:49:02] No, you're panicking.

[00:49:03] I'm panicking.

[00:49:04] But I'm also kind of stupid.

[00:49:06] It was a foolish thing to do, but um...

[00:49:10] You killed him.

[00:49:11] I'm panicking.

[00:49:15] No, but he does take additional damage.

[00:49:19] Okay.

[00:49:19] I'm gonna kill him.

[00:49:20] He grabs your wrist when you rip that crossbow bolt out and like, gives you a look to just stop.

[00:49:29] To just stop.

[00:49:30] If you're making it worse.

[00:49:32] If you're making it worse.

[00:49:32] Don't help me!

[00:49:33] If you're making it worse.

[00:49:35] If you're making it worse.

[00:49:35] If you're gonna kill me.

[00:49:37] Um, and he takes a look around in panic as though like, is there anything else? Is it over? Are they gone?

[00:49:45] I'm trying to be like, I killed two of them. I don't know if there's a third.

[00:49:49] That's not the best thing to say when he's got four bolts in him.

[00:49:53] Yeah.

[00:49:54] Three now.

[00:49:55] Okay, yeah, yeah.

[00:49:56] We're okay, we're okay.

[00:49:58] Okay.

[00:49:59] I'm just trying to reassure him in case he does die. Okay?

[00:50:02] I'm trying to convince him someone to save you.

[00:50:06] In case.

[00:50:07] If he bleeds out, I'd rather him believe we're safe than him believe we're in danger.

[00:50:13] He takes a look around for your horses.

[00:50:16] Do you, uh, what was your horse's name?

[00:50:21] Um, it's probably gonna make you very angry, but I was thinking of Princess Rainbow Sparkle the Second.

[00:50:28] Princess Rainbow Sparkle the Second. It's fine.

[00:50:33] It's awesome.

[00:50:35] Uh, Princess Rainbow Sparkle the Second.

[00:50:37] Um, I'm gonna need to write that down.

[00:50:40] That's a key part.

[00:50:41] Or does Princess Rainbow Sparkle.

[00:50:43] Yeah, cause that's easier to remember.

[00:50:45] The second is not there.

[00:50:47] No, the second needs to be there.

[00:50:51] I've decided it needs to be there.

[00:50:52] It needs to be the full name or just don't say the name at all.

[00:50:56] Horse.

[00:50:57] Princess Rainbow Sparkle is...

[00:51:01] ...over here somewhere.

[00:51:03] She's, uh, she's just grazing on some grass.

[00:51:05] She heard the screams and moved away from you guys because she was...

[00:51:10] She's a horse.

[00:51:11] When loud yelling, she just doesn't want to be near it.

[00:51:13] So she moved off into the grass.

[00:51:15] She's just munching on some...

[00:51:16] ...on some grass.

[00:51:19] Can I call her a real life?

[00:51:22] Sure, give me an animal handling check.

[00:51:24] Okay.

[00:51:26] Which is...

[00:51:27] Uh, animal handling is a...

[00:51:30] That was Mr. Glass.

[00:51:33] Okay.

[00:51:33] You are not proficient, so you're just rolling a straight wisdom.

[00:51:42] Fifteen.

[00:51:43] Yeah.

[00:51:44] Okay.

[00:51:44] You call her over and she actually starts, you know, slowly.

[00:51:49] Obviously not super well trained, but she comes wandering across the field towards you.

[00:51:54] Uh, you see that she is perfectly fine.

[00:51:56] No crossbow bolts in her.

[00:51:58] No burn marks.

[00:52:00] She's...

[00:52:01] She's okay.

[00:52:02] Princess Rainbow Sparkle is gonna be like my best friend.

[00:52:04] I'm gonna make sure to keep her safe through everything.

[00:52:07] Okay?

[00:52:07] Okay.

[00:52:08] Alright.

[00:52:08] That's on you.

[00:52:09] I don't care about Jaquavius.

[00:52:11] It's all about Princess Rainbow Sparkle.

[00:52:13] Alright.

[00:52:15] I get you for that.

[00:52:16] Princess Rainbow Sparkle is actually my mentor.

[00:52:19] Yeah.

[00:52:20] It was all...

[00:52:21] It was Princess Rainbow Sparkle all along.

[00:52:23] Oh my dear.

[00:52:24] Maybe...

[00:52:25] Maybe...

[00:52:26] Princess Rainbow Sparkle or the Prince we made a little one.

[00:52:29] The power of friendship.

[00:52:31] Yup.

[00:52:33] Uh, yeah, cause we're gonna turn this into an anime cartoon.

[00:52:36] Um, yeah.

[00:52:37] Okay, so...

[00:52:38] You are not in combat.

[00:52:43] Princess Rainbow Sparkle is okay.

[00:52:45] Jaquavius is in very, very bad shape.

[00:52:47] Um, these two random...

[00:52:54] Are dead.

[00:52:55] Are dead.

[00:52:56] A little bit away from us.

[00:52:58] Are you, uh, what are you gonna do?

[00:53:01] I'm gonna check my pack for like medicine.

[00:53:04] Like, something.

[00:53:06] Okay.

[00:53:06] Something to help him.

[00:53:08] Okay.

[00:53:10] Uh...

[00:53:13] Cause you know, he has his own pack.

[00:53:15] I have my own pack.

[00:53:16] You said he has all the stuff we need.

[00:53:19] So why don't I do this pack?

[00:53:21] Um...

[00:53:21] For medicine and stuff.

[00:53:22] Give me an intelligence check.

[00:53:24] Oh no.

[00:53:26] 20?

[00:53:27] Yes.

[00:53:28] Which one is it?

[00:53:30] It's just your, uh, the d20 plus your intelligence box.

[00:53:35] Three.

[00:53:37] Three.

[00:53:38] Oh no.

[00:53:40] Give us a quick glance.

[00:53:41] Give us a quick glance.

[00:53:42] Yeah.

[00:53:42] Uh, okay.

[00:53:43] Uh, okay.

[00:53:44] Well, you found a towel.

[00:53:48] Um...

[00:53:48] Use that.

[00:53:49] Maybe you can, you can use that to just, you know, pack around the, pack around the crossbow bolts and, uh, and keep them from bleeding out.

[00:53:57] Can I look at giant?

[00:53:59] Just be like...

[00:54:00] Okay.

[00:54:01] Okay.

[00:54:01] Time for more thorough search and then I get a one and I'm like...

[00:54:05] I'm tiny.

[00:54:05] Great not.

[00:54:07] Great not.

[00:54:08] No, no backup rolls.

[00:54:10] Can I look in my pack?

[00:54:12] You can see everything in areas.

[00:54:14] Um, at this point you think probably your best bet is to, uh, maybe set up camp to, um, give him a chance to rest and recover.

[00:54:26] Yeah, I can see that.

[00:54:27] I need to use a arrow story.

[00:54:28] Okay.

[00:54:28] But what if he dies?

[00:54:30] I need to use a arrow story.

[00:54:32] I mean, wouldn't it be good to try and journey on some more just to, like, try and find a town?

[00:54:39] Like, do we know where we are at the moment?

[00:54:41] Give me an intelligence roll to see if you actually think that's a good idea.

[00:54:46] Oh no.

[00:54:54] You know what? Yeah, you think that's a really good idea.

[00:54:57] Yeah.

[00:54:59] Um...

[00:55:00] Do, but do we know where we are? Do we know where the nearest town is?

[00:55:05] That is a good question.

[00:55:06] Do we have a map with us? Like the surrounding area?

[00:55:10] The continent is not huge. So, generally speaking, people kind of know what it looks like anyway.

[00:55:15] Where do we have to go?

[00:55:16] Oh, I have it. Never mind.

[00:55:18] So, like...

[00:55:21] Okay.

[00:55:22] Okay.

[00:55:23] Um, so...

[00:55:24] Yeah, with where you guys are, um, the nearest town is like a full day's ride away.

[00:55:41] And if he's not able to ride, which he's not, it's gonna take you days to get there.

[00:55:48] Okay.

[00:55:49] Why don't we try to...

[00:55:53] No, no, I'm not gonna be going there, because there's no point if he's like on his deathbed.

[00:55:58] Why don't me and him try and get away from the dead bodies so we aren't stinky and all the animals don't come for us.

[00:56:03] And we like go off like, like I don't know, like over here, and we just set up the camp like a small camp like there.

[00:56:10] Yeah, that could work.

[00:56:11] Okay. So, uh, you could give me a, um, uh, survival check to set up a camp.

[00:56:22] Or wait, can I look at the area to see if there's any more people?

[00:56:27] Like, can we know for safe?

[00:56:29] You can investigate to find out if there's more.

[00:56:32] Yes. Aha.

[00:56:34] Something you're actually trained at?

[00:56:37] Yes.

[00:56:38] Okay.

[00:56:38] So far as you can tell, there are no other threats in the area.

[00:56:50] Okay.

[00:56:50] So far as you can tell.

[00:56:52] Um, okay, and then can we, now can we go camp?

[00:56:57] Set up a camp?

[00:56:58] Yep.

[00:56:59] Give me your, uh, give me your survival.

[00:57:01] Sorry, I'm making you roll for everything.

[00:57:04] I seem to not like you very much.

[00:57:07] Nineteen!

[00:57:08] Okay, so you realize that this, this dry grass is, is a fire risk, but that is both a blessing and a curse,

[00:57:14] because it means that you can actually cut down a bunch of grass and tie it into like little bundles to act as fire logs.

[00:57:22] Uh, you've got, you, you, you are very good at, uh, at setting fires without any substantial effort.

[00:57:28] Um...

[00:57:29] I did want to damage everything else.

[00:57:31] Just going to damage everything else.

[00:57:32] Yes.

[00:57:32] You even found a small, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...

[00:58:01] So you've got yourself set up for the night, and it occurs to you that you didn't check

[00:58:10] the bodies to see if they might have had anything useful that might have been able to help your

[00:58:16] friend.

[00:58:17] Can I go check their bodies now?

[00:58:19] Absolutely.

[00:58:19] I don't think there would be anything useful on the one guy who blew off his own foot,

[00:58:24] because there isn't really much left of him.

[00:58:26] He blew off his foot.

[00:58:28] Yeah, he blew off his foot.

[00:58:29] He blew off, or I blew off his shoulder.

[00:58:31] Part of his shoulder.

[00:58:33] Part of his shoulder.

[00:58:33] That arm's still there.

[00:58:35] Well, I mean...

[00:58:36] Partially.

[00:58:37] It's like dangling, probably.

[00:58:39] He has probably a few little things holding him.

[00:58:42] Not any of that.

[00:58:43] I mean, I...

[00:58:44] Yeah, I...

[00:58:45] Okay, I'll go check their bodies, I guess.

[00:58:46] Okay.

[00:58:47] So then give me a...

[00:58:52] We'll call that an investigation.

[00:59:04] You already dragged the two bodies over off a ways into a pile where the scavengers can

[00:59:10] get to them and not come and interrupt your camp.

[00:59:14] So you go over and you start investigating.

[00:59:16] You notice that they're both human, or something close to human.

[00:59:23] Because there's some oddities.

[00:59:25] Like, their hands have not just fingers, but on the one, the two fingers are really more

[00:59:34] like tentacles.

[00:59:35] There's no bones in them.

[00:59:37] Um...

[00:59:38] The other one, uh...

[00:59:41] When you're...

[00:59:42] When you're, uh...

[00:59:43] Checking his pockets and everything, you know, his mouth is just odd.

[00:59:47] Like, instead of...

[00:59:48] Uh...

[00:59:48] Instead of opening like a normal jaw, it's more like a...

[00:59:52] It's more circular.

[00:59:53] Almost more like the...

[00:59:54] The mouth of a, um...

[00:59:57] Uh...

[00:59:58] The mouth of a worm.

[00:59:59] And then it's lined with razor teeth.

[01:00:02] 360 degrees in the mouth.

[01:00:05] They...

[01:00:05] They are...

[01:00:09] They are not, um...

[01:00:11] They appear to be human, but there is something wrong with them.

[01:00:16] However, your search does reveal that they have some stuff of value.

[01:00:20] There's, uh...

[01:00:21] Two crossbows there.

[01:00:22] And a handful of bolts left over.

[01:00:26] Um...

[01:00:26] I mean, I could.

[01:00:28] Once he's feeling better, I could, you know, take him out.

[01:00:31] And then we have like four more bell holes.

[01:00:33] Uh...

[01:00:33] Somebody should have a, uh...

[01:00:35] A couple spare pieces of paper.

[01:00:37] Sophie, do you have any paper?

[01:00:39] Because you may want to actually write down the things that you find.

[01:00:42] I wouldn't put them in your equipment list.

[01:00:44] Unless you intend to keep them and use them.

[01:00:47] Um...

[01:00:47] Probably.

[01:00:48] I'll take, like, both of them.

[01:00:50] Then give one to Jikwavius, probably.

[01:00:51] Fair.

[01:00:52] Fair.

[01:00:52] And then keep most of both of them.

[01:00:55] What?

[01:00:56] So you can be the one next one to shoot him?

[01:00:59] Finish the job.

[01:01:00] I mean...

[01:01:01] Alexander Hamilton and, uh...

[01:01:03] Aaron Burr kind of style.

[01:01:05] I don't think it'd be much of a chance.

[01:01:07] The two, just like.

[01:01:08] No, it can just be a little more.

[01:01:09] No?

[01:01:09] So that'd be easy.

[01:01:10] Okay.

[01:01:11] Okay.

[01:01:11] So you find, uh, two cross...

[01:01:13] Uh, two light crossbows.

[01:01:20] And nine crossbow bolts.

[01:01:34] Uh, they each had, uh, an obsidian dagger.

[01:01:51] As long as you can read it.

[01:01:53] And the only person whose spelling I make fun of

[01:01:58] is Arceus.

[01:02:00] Um...

[01:02:03] Being bullied.

[01:02:05] Indeed.

[01:02:05] Always.

[01:02:11] We're still gonna hear Sparrow's story.

[01:02:12] Well, yeah.

[01:02:13] Sparrow.

[01:02:13] And then are we gonna all, like, meet up in this one place?

[01:02:16] Like, me carrying Jikwavius, like, on the horse.

[01:02:19] Him just, like, go off.

[01:02:20] And you find a book.

[01:02:23] A book.

[01:02:24] A large black book.

[01:02:26] Bound in...

[01:02:28] Leather?

[01:02:29] Evil.

[01:02:29] Um, both.

[01:02:31] I mean...

[01:02:33] It certainly doesn't smell evil,

[01:02:35] but it definitely doesn't smell like roses.

[01:02:38] Um...

[01:02:39] Oh, okay.

[01:02:39] But it's a large black...

[01:02:41] Of course it was black.

[01:02:42] Uh, what languages do you speak?

[01:02:45] I haven't written them down,

[01:02:47] but I think I have them.

[01:02:48] Common.

[01:02:49] That's not good.

[01:02:50] Common.

[01:02:51] I remember I speak quite a few.

[01:02:53] Common.

[01:02:56] Shut up.

[01:02:58] You'll want to actually put those down in here.

[01:03:00] Yeah, no, I will.

[01:03:01] For reference.

[01:03:01] Uh, but that's...

[01:03:02] That's...

[01:03:02] You set up your camp.

[01:03:04] You're resting for the night.

[01:03:06] You're letting, uh...

[01:03:07] You're letting Jikwavius rest a bit.

[01:03:09] Indeed.

[01:03:10] Okay.

[01:03:12] The horse is just chilling somewhere.

[01:03:16] I don't need to be in the background.

[01:03:18] Oh, he's Jikwavius.

[01:03:19] We're on our way.

[01:03:20] Sorry.

[01:03:22] It's...

[01:03:23] Have you ever heard the theme song for G&B Beyond?

[01:03:27] Written by, um...

[01:03:28] Yes, but I also...

[01:03:29] Written by Sam Riegel.

[01:03:31] It is amazing.

[01:03:33] I speak Common, Goblin, and Infernal.

[01:03:37] Common, Goblin, and Infernal?

[01:03:38] Okay.

[01:03:39] Good, uh, good to know.

[01:03:40] I need to...

[01:03:41] I did need to know that.

[01:03:45] All right.

[01:03:47] But that's...

[01:03:48] That's you done.

[01:03:49] Okay.

[01:03:50] You're up.

[01:04:04] Bashing your tail against the...

[01:04:08] Stool that the microphone is on,

[01:04:10] which is making a lot of noise on the microphone.

[01:04:13] No!

[01:04:14] In part of your family's nose.

[01:04:16] Oh, what?

[01:04:19] Okay.

[01:04:20] So, uh, you are up.

[01:04:26] Uh, who is your mentor?

[01:04:29] Their name is Rook.

[01:04:30] We discussed this before.

[01:04:31] Yeah, I think they were right.

[01:04:32] Okay.

[01:04:35] Um, so you and Rook are traveling.

[01:04:38] Why are you traveling?

[01:04:40] Yes.

[01:04:41] Like the bird.

[01:04:42] We are traveling water.

[01:04:48] We don't get a lot of water.

[01:04:49] Okay.

[01:04:50] Because he wants to build a boat.

[01:04:54] Okay.

[01:04:55] So, uh, you guys were, um, were heading to the east coast from where you were before?

[01:05:02] Yeah.

[01:05:02] Okay.

[01:05:05] Okay.

[01:05:05] Okay.

[01:05:05] So you guys left the Elven Lands, uh, and you're traveling east to go to the, uh, to go to the

[01:05:11] other coast where he hopes to start, uh, another boat building business.

[01:05:16] Okay.

[01:05:17] Sounds good.

[01:05:17] So you guys are, uh, traveling through the day.

[01:05:20] Um, okay.

[01:05:22] So you guys are, uh, are traveling through the, uh, uh, I guess through the, the, the woodlets

[01:05:28] there.

[01:05:29] Um, I'd like you to give me a survival test.

[01:05:33] Okay.

[01:05:34] So roll and die 20 plus your survival, uh, plus, um, survival.

[01:05:39] Is it marked?

[01:05:40] Uh, yeah.

[01:05:40] Okay.

[01:05:41] Okay.

[01:05:41] So you get to add your proficiency bonus plus your wisdom bonus.

[01:05:45] Okay.

[01:05:46] 13 and what?

[01:05:51] Your wisdom bonus is?

[01:05:53] 14.

[01:05:53] Uh, four.

[01:05:54] Okay.

[01:05:55] All right.

[01:05:55] Uh, and your proficiency bonus is?

[01:05:58] Uh, 10.

[01:06:02] Okay.

[01:06:03] So those three combined is?

[01:06:06] Uh, seven.

[01:06:07] Four and two is six.

[01:06:09] Plus what you wrote.

[01:06:10] 19.

[01:06:10] 19.

[01:06:11] Fantastic.

[01:06:11] Okay.

[01:06:12] So you guys are, uh, are traveling through the woods and you, uh, you discover some very

[01:06:16] odd tracks.

[01:06:18] They look like, um, they look feline or they look like cat prints.

[01:06:24] Um, but they are oddly staggered.

[01:06:27] They're more like somebody walking upright.

[01:06:30] It's a very odd set of tracks to be finding in the woods.

[01:06:33] There's nothing that you're familiar with.

[01:06:35] Um, there's nothing that you're familiar with that walks like this.

[01:06:42] Um, but, uh, there's, there's two pairs of them.

[01:06:48] Um, and then there's a set of booted tracks as well.

[01:06:51] So somebody, uh, it appears that whatever these are, walking with a person, walking with

[01:07:00] a person wearing boots.

[01:07:02] Okay.

[01:07:04] What do you do with this information?

[01:07:07] Um, I talked to, um, yeah.

[01:07:11] Rook.

[01:07:12] Rook.

[01:07:13] Yeah.

[01:07:13] And see if he has any idea what this means.

[01:07:18] Um, he seems kind of nonplussed.

[01:07:23] He's a little, a little absent-minded.

[01:07:26] Um, he doesn't really, it doesn't really seem to be anything that he's concerned about.

[01:07:31] Um, but he's also very absent-minded and doesn't really care much about things beyond his, uh,

[01:07:39] uh, his normal scope of boat building or nature.

[01:07:47] Okay.

[01:07:48] Okay.

[01:07:48] That's good to know.

[01:07:51] He's very simple.

[01:07:53] But that's, that's fine.

[01:07:55] Uh, what, what do you do?

[01:07:56] These, these are very odd tracks and you are a naturalist.

[01:07:59] This is, this is something weird and new for you.

[01:08:04] Um, am I carrying a book on it?

[01:08:07] Because I would see if I have any notes about these tracks.

[01:08:13] Uh, no.

[01:08:14] You have no, no, like, you do, you do have a sketchbook, but, um, you have no notes on it.

[01:08:19] Yeah.

[01:08:20] I'm going to start making notes on it.

[01:08:22] Like, I'm going to sketch it out.

[01:08:23] Start making notes on it.

[01:08:24] Okay.

[01:08:25] That's not every day see.

[01:08:27] Okay.

[01:08:28] Um, then I'm going to, do I know if they're dangerous or do I know nothing at all?

[01:08:45] You know nothing at all.

[01:08:47] I mean, these are, these are large feline tracks.

[01:08:51] So, it is, uh, felines are dangerous at the, when they're half the size of these.

[01:08:58] So, they must be dangerous.

[01:09:01] All right.

[01:09:01] So, I'm going to ignore them and walk away because I don't want to die.

[01:09:07] Waddle, waddle.

[01:09:08] Okay.

[01:09:09] All right.

[01:09:09] So, you continue on.

[01:09:10] How long do you keep walking today?

[01:09:14] Until it becomes like, like.

[01:09:20] Dust?

[01:09:20] Dust.

[01:09:21] Dust is the other one, yes.

[01:09:22] Until it becomes dust because we're still trying to find, uh, the water and then.

[01:09:27] Well, you're going to be walking for days to get to the water.

[01:09:29] Yeah, but then we're setting up camp.

[01:09:31] Okay.

[01:09:31] Okay.

[01:09:31] Well, as you're, uh, as you're, the sun is getting low, but it's not, uh, it's not touching

[01:09:38] the horizon yet and you reach the edge of the woods.

[01:09:41] Um, as you come to the edge of the woods, you are bordering on the grasslands.

[01:09:46] Uh, I want you to roll a, or actually give me a, what is your passive perception?

[01:09:52] So, your perception, uh, is it, uh, are you trained in perception?

[01:09:59] Do you have it filled in?

[01:09:59] Yeah.

[01:09:59] Okay.

[01:10:01] Okay.

[01:10:01] Um, so you get your wisdom bonus.

[01:10:03] Okay.

[01:10:04] Which is what?

[01:10:04] Uh, four.

[01:10:06] Okay.

[01:10:06] Uh, plus your proficiency bonus, which is?

[01:10:09] Two.

[01:10:10] Okay.

[01:10:29] Has built a camp over there.

[01:10:36] I'm going to cautiously and quietly try and see what it is without, like, giving myself

[01:10:44] away.

[01:10:45] Okay.

[01:10:45] So, I want you to give me a step.

[01:10:47] Is it a d20?

[01:10:50] Yep.

[01:10:55] Six.

[01:10:56] Six plus your dexterity bonus plus your proficiency bonus.

[01:11:00] Uh, okay.

[01:11:01] Plus three and plus five.

[01:11:03] Your proficiency.

[01:11:05] Two.

[01:11:05] Which is two.

[01:11:05] So, six plus five.

[01:11:07] Eleven.

[01:11:08] Okay.

[01:11:10] Okay.

[01:11:10] So, you, uh, you, you, uh, start sneaking closer to this encampment.

[01:11:14] Um, you, you get closer.

[01:11:16] They, they have a, a small fire built.

[01:11:19] Uh, you can hear the, uh, the babbling of a, of a small, uh, small stream nearby.

[01:11:24] It, it feels like it's probably fresh, clean water.

[01:11:30] Um, and then two people talking in a camp.

[01:11:35] Um, as you approach and you, you try to start, uh, try to start hearing what they're saying,

[01:11:42] uh, you notice that there's somebody coming through the grass towards your encampment.

[01:11:46] Uh, they're trying to be sneaky, but they are not terribly successful.

[01:11:52] Keeping in mind, you were ambushed earlier from people in the grass.

[01:12:04] Well, I know that I have smoke and I'm like, I'm gonna be like, why haven't they attacked

[01:12:11] earlier?

[01:12:13] Okay.

[01:12:14] So, I'm gonna be like, um, hello, I can hear you.

[01:12:18] Can you not attack us, please?

[01:12:22] Please, please don't attack us.

[01:12:24] We won't attack you.

[01:12:25] We swear, please don't attack us.

[01:12:28] Can we be like that?

[01:12:30] Can I be like, um, please?

[01:12:34] And from the, uh, from the noisy grass just, uh, comes like traipsing right in a, uh, a squirrel.

[01:12:40] And it just like, right into the middle of your camp, up on a, up on your, your pile of, uh, bundled grasses there.

[01:12:48] Um, and then, uh, he turns into Rook and just starts laughing.

[01:12:53] He's like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna hurt nobody.

[01:12:56] We're all fine.

[01:12:57] Do you mind if we share, if I share your fire?

[01:12:59] No, no, we're good.

[01:13:00] Yeah, you can see what this is.

[01:13:02] That's great.

[01:13:03] Rook just went straight in as a squirrel.

[01:13:05] And, uh.

[01:13:06] Jaquavius is over on the course and like, what's going on?

[01:13:08] So don't put more bolts at me, please.

[01:13:11] No more bolts.

[01:13:12] Okay.

[01:13:14] Compulsive.

[01:13:15] Okay.

[01:13:16] So I can't, I can't transform into animals yet, correct?

[01:13:19] Not yet.

[01:13:19] Okay.

[01:13:20] So I, like, I come up with my hands up just in case because I don't know them yet.

[01:13:27] They could be toothpaste.

[01:13:28] We have your ventures.

[01:13:29] Yeah, but just in case.

[01:13:31] You never know.

[01:13:32] I go in, uh, I introduce myself, Sparrow.

[01:13:37] So, and I see that they have an injured person with like four shots in them.

[01:13:45] Yeah, I think three.

[01:13:46] Three, four.

[01:13:47] Yeah, thanks.

[01:13:47] I pulled one out.

[01:13:48] Yeah, three.

[01:13:51] And to show that I am a kind person and I'm not a threat, am I able to use some of my healing spells?

[01:14:00] If you want to, you're welcome to.

[01:14:02] Oh my god, you're so kind.

[01:14:03] Because, maybe if I heal them they won't attack me.

[01:14:07] Because I don't know them.

[01:14:09] So I see you and I'm like.

[01:14:10] Okay.

[01:14:11] So I would be using killing work?

[01:14:13] Yeah.

[01:14:14] Okay.

[01:14:16] So, how does it work?

[01:14:18] Um, I can, it's casting time one bonus action.

[01:14:22] Yeah.

[01:14:23] Um, it's a range of 60 feet.

[01:14:27] Mm-hmm.

[01:14:27] Um, a creature of your choice that you can see within range regants hit points equal to 1d4.

[01:14:39] What?

[01:14:39] Your spell casting ability modifier.

[01:14:42] This spell has no effect on undead or constructs.

[01:14:47] Constructs.

[01:14:48] Constructs.

[01:14:48] I can't see.

[01:14:49] Robots.

[01:14:50] Yeah.

[01:14:50] Oh, you can't see?

[01:14:52] We can just, we can create some more light in here just by doing this.

[01:15:00] Okay.

[01:15:01] Is it on your left?

[01:15:02] I know.

[01:15:04] Yep.

[01:15:04] So what does it look like when you're casting your spell?

[01:15:07] How do you, how do you do it?

[01:15:09] Okay.

[01:15:10] Um, when I say a specific word, uh, I have to like point at them and then like the word that

[01:15:18] I use will like go, it will become a word like a speech bubble and we'll go into them.

[01:15:25] And it'll heal and it'll be like, ah.

[01:15:28] Okay.

[01:15:28] So a little, a little cloud comes out of your mouth when you say it.

[01:15:32] Yeah.

[01:15:33] And it, uh, it, it, it almost, the shadows, the way they play through that, uh, through

[01:15:37] that little cloud almost appears to be words as it drifts towards your target and just settles

[01:15:44] into them.

[01:15:45] Okay.

[01:15:46] I kind of like it.

[01:15:47] I kind of like it.

[01:15:47] Um, so you get to heal him for one die four plus your wisdom modifier.

[01:15:53] Which is, uh, four.

[01:15:54] Yeah.

[01:15:55] So roll your die four.

[01:15:57] Oh.

[01:15:57] Uh, nope.

[01:15:59] You don't appear to have a die four there.

[01:16:01] It's a very small pointy triangle one.

[01:16:07] Yep.

[01:16:11] Okay.

[01:16:12] So that's for a total of?

[01:16:14] Uh.

[01:16:15] Four.

[01:16:15] Uh, six.

[01:16:17] Perfect.

[01:16:17] Okay.

[01:16:18] So you heal him for six.

[01:16:20] So he is stable.

[01:16:21] Stable.

[01:16:22] He's not healthy, but, uh, but the wound, uh, but the, uh, his body has actually rejected

[01:16:28] the, um, the crossbow bolts and they clatter to the ground.

[01:16:32] The bleeding has slowed and, uh, and the wounds have started to knit themselves together.

[01:16:37] He looks a lot less awful.

[01:16:40] Still not good, but he looks a lot less awful.

[01:16:44] He doesn't look as bad.

[01:16:45] Now, you do need to mark, uh, just, just put a hash mark, or like a stick in there to

[01:16:51] show that you've, you've cast one of your level one spells.

[01:16:55] Okay.

[01:16:56] Okay.

[01:16:56] Um, okay.

[01:16:57] I like, I like run over and I'm like, oh my god, I thank you so much.

[01:17:01] We were like so close to dying.

[01:17:03] Yeah, yeah.

[01:17:04] Both of you were.

[01:17:04] Like, you, you couldn't come through this by the fire.

[01:17:07] Yeah, both of you were, yeah.

[01:17:09] You were definitely close to dying with the one in your thigh.

[01:17:12] Yeah, I'm at 16 points.

[01:17:15] Let me guess, he was at what, like two or three?

[01:17:18] How long was he at?

[01:17:20] Nope.

[01:17:21] Not telling you.

[01:17:22] Okay.

[01:17:23] Keep in mind, your mentors are, um, level 10 characters.

[01:17:28] They are, they are masters of their craft.

[01:17:31] They are not, they're not pansies.

[01:17:36] Unlike my...

[01:17:36] Okay, so you guys are, you guys are children still.

[01:17:39] You are technically not adults yet.

[01:17:40] We are, like, kids?

[01:17:42] Yeah, 13.

[01:17:44] You are kids.

[01:17:45] I'm like 13.

[01:17:46] I'm a...

[01:17:46] Are you trained to be a barbarian as a child?

[01:17:50] You chose to train yourself as a barbarian as a child.

[01:17:53] I didn't know.

[01:17:54] I thought we were being, like, adults.

[01:17:56] No.

[01:17:57] You are children.

[01:17:58] You are, you are on the, on the edge of adulthood.

[01:18:04] Um...

[01:18:05] That kind of eliminates what my character's age was going to be.

[01:18:08] Okay.

[01:18:09] Uh, I have a question.

[01:18:10] With survival, does it also mean bandage?

[01:18:13] No, that is medicine.

[01:18:17] Okay.

[01:18:17] So I can make medicine and give it to her?

[01:18:20] No, it's a, it's a medicine check.

[01:18:22] So it's basically, like, first aid skills.

[01:18:25] Um, but your herbalism kit is also medicine.

[01:18:29] Okay, I only use that once more than multiple.

[01:18:31] Uh, your herbalism kit?

[01:18:33] You can use it 10 times.

[01:18:35] Don't want to waste it on you.

[01:18:36] Yeah.

[01:18:40] That's a strong word there, Sparrow.

[01:18:43] You don't need to have to.

[01:18:45] Sparrow.

[01:18:45] Am I able to get it back after a while?

[01:18:47] Uh, yes.

[01:18:49] If I, like, buy a new one.

[01:18:51] You can replenish it, or you can buy a new one.

[01:18:54] Yeah, just buy a new one.

[01:18:55] I mean, we are, like, surrounded by, like, grass.

[01:18:59] So he's, like, decently okay, but, like, still...

[01:19:03] He's in no danger of dying when he goes to sleep tonight.

[01:19:08] Um, but if he gets in another fight, he's not doing great.

[01:19:14] Okay.

[01:19:14] This is mine.

[01:19:23] Okay, I'll use one on him tomorrow.

[01:19:26] Let's see if the night's sleep helps him get better.

[01:19:30] Okay.

[01:19:30] I'm just gonna stay at 16.

[01:19:33] I'm going to take a lightful rat...

[01:19:36] Well, I'm going to eat something for...

[01:19:37] Do I have anything?

[01:19:39] To eat?

[01:19:40] Yeah.

[01:19:40] Yeah, you have rations.

[01:19:41] Okay.

[01:19:41] I'm gonna eat some of that and then take a...

[01:19:48] A sleep...

[01:19:49] Kind of...

[01:19:50] Not fully sleeping?

[01:19:51] Rest.

[01:19:52] I'm gonna take a rest.

[01:19:53] Meditate.

[01:19:54] Okay.

[01:19:54] Meditation.

[01:19:55] So you guys are both just chillin' by the fire there.

[01:19:58] I'm gonna share some of my rations with Dracovavius.

[01:20:00] Okay.

[01:20:01] So I can feel better.

[01:20:03] I'm sure he appreciates that.

[01:20:05] Me and Dracovavius.

[01:20:07] We're like...

[01:20:08] We're like...

[01:20:09] We're close to that.

[01:20:10] You're besties.

[01:20:11] You're total besties.

[01:20:13] Okay.

[01:20:14] I'm so worried about him.

[01:20:16] That's why I said he would die.

[01:20:20] Okay.

[01:20:21] So...

[01:20:21] Who was who here?

[01:20:29] Ethan.

[01:20:32] Right.

[01:20:33] Sorry.

[01:20:34] Not Ethan.

[01:20:35] Onyx.

[01:20:36] Onyx.

[01:20:37] Yes.

[01:20:38] Okay.

[01:20:39] So...

[01:20:40] Um...

[01:20:40] What were...

[01:20:41] What were you guys doing?

[01:20:43] Uh...

[01:20:44] We had the one guy.

[01:20:48] You found Evan.

[01:20:49] Yeah, we have Evan.

[01:20:50] Yeah, and you were like walking.

[01:20:53] Yeah, we were walking...

[01:20:56] Or no...

[01:20:57] We were heading towards where the, um...

[01:21:03] Uh...

[01:21:03] Rakshasa.

[01:21:04] The Rakshasa were like...

[01:21:06] Where they...

[01:21:07] Where he said that they were going.

[01:21:08] In the general direction where they were heading.

[01:21:10] They were heading.

[01:21:11] That's where we were heading.

[01:21:13] Okay.

[01:21:15] So...

[01:21:16] So...

[01:21:16] As you're following down the trail, I'd like you to give me a survival check.

[01:21:21] Uh...

[01:21:22] Do it at advantage.

[01:21:23] Because you have, uh...

[01:21:24] Evan helping as well.

[01:21:25] Okay.

[01:21:26] So you roll your d20 twice.

[01:21:28] And you take the better result.

[01:21:30] Okay.

[01:21:37] And then...

[01:21:37] So...

[01:21:38] Wait, that's 15.

[01:21:39] What is that?

[01:21:40] Survival?

[01:21:41] Survival is wisdom.

[01:21:42] 16.

[01:21:42] 16.

[01:21:43] Okay.

[01:21:44] So, uh...

[01:21:44] You guys are kind of, uh...

[01:21:46] Staying on the edge of the woods.

[01:21:47] Because you, uh...

[01:21:48] You don't want to go under the trees.

[01:21:50] Because you don't want to get ambushed.

[01:21:52] Um...

[01:21:52] But at the same point, the woodlands offers cover.

[01:21:56] In case, uh...

[01:21:57] The attack comes from the...

[01:21:58] From the plains and grasslands.

[01:21:59] So you guys are kind of staying right on the edge of the woods there.

[01:22:03] Um...

[01:22:03] And you're...

[01:22:03] You're traveling up, uh...

[01:22:06] Up...

[01:22:06] Towards just following...

[01:22:07] Uh...

[01:22:07] Following this trail.

[01:22:09] Uh...

[01:22:09] As you travel along, I want you to give me a perception test.

[01:22:12] That is...

[01:22:22] God-awful, my friend.

[01:22:24] God-awful.

[01:22:25] Okay, um...

[01:22:37] Do not notice as you're walking along and, um...

[01:22:42] You practically walk straight into a pair of heavily armored humans.

[01:22:53] Because they're oblivious to everything happening around them as well.

[01:22:58] I don't know.

[01:22:59] Does that sound familiar there, Arceus?

[01:23:02] Is that...

[01:23:02] Is that familiar?

[01:23:04] See?

[01:23:05] I was literally describing you.

[01:23:15] Oh.

[01:23:17] An armored human.

[01:23:19] An armored human who is also oblivious, just like I am.

[01:23:23] As you proceed to...

[01:23:25] He was walking along the...

[01:23:27] Uh...

[01:23:28] Walking...

[01:23:28] Walking along the edge of the woods in the plains.

[01:23:30] And he came across...

[01:23:32] Uh...

[01:23:33] You!

[01:23:33] Human.

[01:23:35] Practically walked right into you.

[01:23:37] Don't.

[01:23:38] Because he rolled really poorly and you just weren't paying attention.

[01:23:41] So pretty much like you rolled poorly.

[01:23:44] Okay.

[01:23:44] You just didn't roll.

[01:23:46] So.

[01:23:49] Hi.

[01:23:51] First reaction.

[01:23:52] Wow.

[01:23:53] Hello?

[01:23:54] Trusting.

[01:23:55] Do I know you?

[01:23:56] No.

[01:23:58] No.

[01:23:59] How are you?

[01:24:00] Oh my God.

[01:24:01] That's no...

[01:24:02] Okay.

[01:24:02] What am I supposed to do?

[01:24:04] You...

[01:24:05] Stay cautious.

[01:24:06] Okay.

[01:24:07] You came across...

[01:24:08] You almost walked into a...

[01:24:11] Well, I mean, you almost walked into each other.

[01:24:13] Oh, he was walking to it?

[01:24:14] Yeah.

[01:24:15] Okay.

[01:24:15] You guys were both moving.

[01:24:16] You're just a dunce as well.

[01:24:19] You guys practically walked into each other.

[01:24:22] Um...

[01:24:23] You come across, uh...

[01:24:24] A, um...

[01:24:27] A...

[01:24:27] Armored, um...

[01:24:29] Half-orc.

[01:24:31] I'm not sure if I'm that bad.

[01:24:33] Um...

[01:24:34] Keep in mind, half-orcs are not terribly common here.

[01:24:37] Uh...

[01:24:38] Uh...

[01:24:38] And, uh...

[01:24:39] What?

[01:24:39] Orcs are generally things that you...

[01:24:41] That you have been taught to kill.

[01:24:44] But...

[01:24:45] He is a half-orc.

[01:24:46] So, you know...

[01:24:47] Give me a chance.

[01:24:48] There is some...

[01:24:48] There is some human in there somewhere, too.

[01:24:50] Give me a chance.

[01:24:52] Please.

[01:24:57] I'd win.

[01:24:59] I'd do more than a bitch.

[01:25:03] He's much harder to hit.

[01:25:06] I'm just...

[01:25:06] I'm just saying.

[01:25:07] It's...

[01:25:08] It's not a...

[01:25:09] It's not a...

[01:25:10] It's not a sold fight.

[01:25:12] It's a...

[01:25:13] Yeah, but...

[01:25:14] No.

[01:25:15] Imagine if we all, like...

[01:25:16] At some point, like, meet up.

[01:25:18] Like, y'all...

[01:25:18] I mean, we're close to the...

[01:25:19] I'm trying to get you guys there.

[01:25:21] Because, like...

[01:25:21] You said that they were around, like, the woods.

[01:25:24] And the woods were leading into, like, the grasslands.

[01:25:26] So what if you, like, take, like, a turn.

[01:25:28] And then you're like...

[01:25:29] Smoke!

[01:25:30] Let's go right there.

[01:25:31] Smoke!

[01:25:32] Oh!

[01:25:33] Have you...

[01:25:34] Have you seen any...

[01:25:35] Any dangerous cat creature things?

[01:25:38] Oh, my God.

[01:25:40] That's what I was after.

[01:25:43] That's...

[01:25:43] That's fair.

[01:25:44] You were...

[01:25:44] You were tracking the Rakshasa.

[01:25:46] So...

[01:25:47] Though you don't know what they're called.

[01:25:48] That's why I said cat creature things.

[01:25:50] Yep.

[01:25:51] You see cat creature things.

[01:25:53] You know what they're called.

[01:25:55] And...

[01:25:55] Give them a...

[01:25:56] What they look like.

[01:25:57] So...

[01:25:58] You can...

[01:25:59] You can trade information if you want.

[01:26:01] Actually, we were...

[01:26:03] On our way...

[01:26:04] On our way to...

[01:26:06] Where some might be located right now.

[01:26:09] Really?

[01:26:11] I...

[01:26:12] I just came from a really burned downtown because...

[01:26:14] No...

[01:26:15] Really burned downtown.

[01:26:16] I was...

[01:26:17] I was trying...

[01:26:18] Okay.

[01:26:18] And I believe...

[01:26:19] The main suspects there...

[01:26:20] Were these weird cat people.

[01:26:25] Okay.

[01:26:26] Well...

[01:26:29] As long as you're not willing to...

[01:26:33] Have any ulterior motives...

[01:26:35] We could...

[01:26:36] Let you tag along.

[01:26:38] Now why would I do that?

[01:26:39] I'm a pallid.

[01:26:46] I mean...

[01:26:47] We both are looking for the same...

[01:26:49] Thing.

[01:26:51] It'd be...

[01:26:52] It would...

[01:26:53] Be better to look...

[01:26:55] As a bigger group...

[01:26:57] Instead of...

[01:26:58] Potentially two smaller groups...

[01:27:00] That could get...

[01:27:01] Us all killed.

[01:27:03] I can see...

[01:27:05] Why that would be beneficial...

[01:27:09] Why not?

[01:27:12] Arceus...

[01:27:12] Roll an insight check.

[01:27:14] D20.

[01:27:16] Yippee!

[01:27:17] 13!

[01:27:18] Wait...

[01:27:19] Plus...

[01:27:19] Intelligence?

[01:27:20] Nope.

[01:27:21] Just a base number?

[01:27:23] Insight, I believe, is wisdom.

[01:27:25] Oh, okay.

[01:27:26] Then 14.

[01:27:28] Okay.

[01:27:29] He...

[01:27:30] He appears to be genuine.

[01:27:31] He is...

[01:27:32] He is hunting for these things, too.

[01:27:33] I will accompany you...

[01:27:38] To go...

[01:27:39] Eliminate these creatures.

[01:27:42] Okay.

[01:27:43] And...

[01:27:44] Uh...

[01:27:48] Sir Steve...

[01:27:49] Is still...

[01:27:50] Is still allowing you to...

[01:27:51] To take the lead on this.

[01:27:53] He's...

[01:27:53] He's...

[01:27:54] He's assessing you.

[01:27:56] You can see that he's like...

[01:27:57] Testing to see how you're going to react to these things.

[01:28:00] So he's not...

[01:28:01] He's got a stone cold poker face...

[01:28:04] And is just...

[01:28:05] Letting you...

[01:28:06] Act as you would...

[01:28:08] To see how...

[01:28:09] How you're going to...

[01:28:10] Respond to...

[01:28:11] Any scenario.

[01:28:18] Must help on that.

[01:28:21] You gotta be there.

[01:28:23] That's right.

[01:28:23] Okay.

[01:28:24] Uh...

[01:28:24] So you guys are gonna...

[01:28:25] Are gonna continue on.

[01:28:27] You're gonna...

[01:28:27] Uh...

[01:28:27] Join up and...

[01:28:28] And follow your trail?

[01:28:29] Why not?

[01:28:30] Yes.

[01:28:30] Okay.

[01:28:31] Give me a survival check.

[01:28:34] You can each roll separately...

[01:28:36] Or...

[01:28:36] One of you can give the other advantage.

[01:28:39] You can give me advantage.

[01:28:40] No, you guys both rolled.

[01:28:41] So you've each rolled survival check.

[01:28:43] That's...

[01:28:49] Six.

[01:28:51] Okay.

[01:28:53] You guys are pretty convinced that these...

[01:28:54] That these tracks actually lead into the grasslands.

[01:28:58] So, uh...

[01:29:00] It's getting to be...

[01:29:01] It's getting to be later in the afternoon.

[01:29:03] You guys have traveled for, you know, two or three hours.

[01:29:06] You've...

[01:29:07] You've seen...

[01:29:07] There's definitely some pretty clear tracks going through the...

[01:29:10] Through the grasslands here.

[01:29:13] Um...

[01:29:14] So you, uh...

[01:29:15] You keep going until you, um...

[01:29:17] You find, um...

[01:29:20] A whole bunch of...

[01:29:21] A whole bunch of footprints.

[01:29:23] Like...

[01:29:24] Ground is all...

[01:29:25] Is all churned up.

[01:29:27] There's, like...

[01:29:27] Blood splatters.

[01:29:29] It's...

[01:29:29] Looks a little...

[01:29:30] A little rough.

[01:29:33] Um...

[01:29:34] Uh...

[01:29:34] Uh...

[01:29:35] Give me another...

[01:29:36] Give me another survival test.

[01:29:47] You got what?

[01:29:48] I got 20.

[01:29:48] Nat 20!

[01:29:50] Oh!

[01:29:50] Natural...

[01:29:51] 19.

[01:29:52] Okay.

[01:29:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:29:54] If you're rolling natural 20, I need you to declare that.

[01:29:56] I will, I will.

[01:29:58] Um...

[01:29:58] But, uh...

[01:29:59] So you got a dirty 20.

[01:30:00] That's fine.

[01:30:02] Um...

[01:30:02] Okay, so you guys, uh...

[01:30:04] Realize at this point that you are no longer following, uh...

[01:30:09] Feline tracks.

[01:30:09] These are...

[01:30:10] These are booted tracks.

[01:30:11] These were people.

[01:30:13] Um...

[01:30:14] But...

[01:30:15] There is definitely blood on the ground.

[01:30:17] And you...

[01:30:17] You continue following the tracks on, and you find the, uh...

[01:30:20] The corpses of...

[01:30:22] Two, uh...

[01:30:24] Robed individuals.

[01:30:25] It looks like their bodies have been ransacked.

[01:30:27] Like, they've been...

[01:30:28] They've been looted.

[01:30:29] Um...

[01:30:30] One of them has no foot.

[01:30:33] Uh...

[01:30:33] They are...

[01:30:34] They were...

[01:30:35] They were killed quite thoroughly.

[01:30:38] Well, these poor innocent people.

[01:30:40] Um...

[01:30:41] If you guys give me a perception test, please.

[01:30:53] Seven.

[01:30:57] Okay.

[01:30:59] Okay.

[01:31:00] Well, uh...

[01:31:01] I would like you two to give me a perception test.

[01:31:04] Oh no.

[01:31:04] Oh no.

[01:31:05] Oh no.

[01:31:07] Oh no.

[01:31:07] 20?

[01:31:08] Nope.

[01:31:10] It's not gonna notice each other.

[01:31:12] We're gonna be like...

[01:31:12] Go first.

[01:31:13] Give perception.

[01:31:14] Er...

[01:31:14] Uh...

[01:31:15] 18.

[01:31:16] Eight.

[01:31:16] Oh.

[01:31:33] Uh...

[01:31:33] So if you...

[01:31:34] So you got to roll your...

[01:31:36] You rolled a 19.

[01:31:37] Plus you get your wisdom bonus.

[01:31:39] Plus you get your, um...

[01:31:41] Your, uh...

[01:31:42] Your proficiency bonus as well.

[01:31:45] So that would be a total of 21, I think.

[01:31:48] Yep.

[01:31:48] 21.

[01:31:49] 24.

[01:31:50] Okay.

[01:31:51] As you guys are sitting quietly around the fire, you know, you're just kind of talking back

[01:31:55] and forth because, uh...

[01:31:56] Because you don't...

[01:31:57] You already don't seem to hate each other.

[01:31:59] Um...

[01:31:59] It's getting along already.

[01:32:00] It's good.

[01:32:01] Uh...

[01:32:01] You guys hear something and you both immediately go quiet.

[01:32:04] And you can...

[01:32:05] You hear off from the direction where you dump those bodies that there is, uh...

[01:32:10] There is something moving around over there.

[01:32:13] You think it could be a large animal that is like...

[01:32:16] That is like ripping them apart.

[01:32:18] But there's an awful lot of, like, breaking twigs and grass moving around.

[01:32:24] It sounds like there is...

[01:32:25] There is either a pack of small animals or a large animal.

[01:32:30] There's something over there.

[01:32:32] You get home to turn your mind.

[01:32:33] I'm like, um...

[01:32:34] What do you want to do?

[01:32:36] Ethan, I hear dinner.

[01:32:39] What if it's more people?

[01:32:41] I mean, you wandered into our camp.

[01:32:44] What if it's more people?

[01:32:44] And Dad, do you want somebody for you?

[01:32:46] If we...

[01:32:49] Go check.

[01:32:50] Um...

[01:32:51] Okay, you can go check.

[01:32:52] I'm going to stay here with them.

[01:32:54] Because he can't move that well.

[01:32:56] Well, Jikwavis can't move.

[01:32:58] But that doesn't mean your mentor can't look over my mentor.

[01:33:02] Well, you and me go over there.

[01:33:04] I'll sit here.

[01:33:05] Our master's...

[01:33:07] Our mentor.

[01:33:09] Can I take your mentor then with me over there?

[01:33:12] Well, you sit with my mentor who's almost dead.

[01:33:15] But not really.

[01:33:16] What?

[01:33:16] Can you take each other's mentors?

[01:33:18] Yeah.

[01:33:18] I'll stay with the one who's like, injuredly.

[01:33:20] Because I can heal him just in case.

[01:33:22] Yeah.

[01:33:23] And you can take the one that can transform into animals.

[01:33:25] Send him through.

[01:33:26] And then you follow him slowly.

[01:33:28] Yeah.

[01:33:28] I'm gonna...

[01:33:29] I'm gonna take out my crossbow.

[01:33:31] I'm gonna take out my grandmude, super shiny, covered in blood crossbow.

[01:33:37] You're like...

[01:33:40] You've taken the four things that your mentor was shot with, right?

[01:33:43] Yeah.

[01:33:44] I'm taking those.

[01:33:45] Okay.

[01:33:46] So...

[01:33:46] So then that should mean that you have 13 crossbow bolts.

[01:33:50] So, um...

[01:33:51] Ethan, you should send Rook first as like a squirrel, and he can see what it is really

[01:33:57] quietly.

[01:33:57] Come back and report it to you.

[01:33:59] Okay.

[01:33:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:34:00] We're gonna do that.

[01:34:00] I'm gonna make sure I have my crossbow at the right.

[01:34:03] I'm gonna be...

[01:34:03] Actually, no.

[01:34:04] I'm gonna have my spear.

[01:34:05] Rook is totally asleep.

[01:34:06] Okay.

[01:34:07] You go by yourself.

[01:34:10] I'll stay here.

[01:34:11] Things go south, but we gotta spare our kids.

[01:34:15] Don't worry.

[01:34:16] Okay.

[01:34:17] You can go...

[01:34:18] Yeah, I'm gonna, like, I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna...

[01:34:21] I was supposed to...

[01:34:22] Yeah, I'm gonna quietly, like, go quietly, you know, like, to be like...

[01:34:25] We're just idiots.

[01:34:26] Oh, yeah.

[01:34:27] I'm here, but, like, I don't wanna, like, cause danger.

[01:34:31] Or I'm gonna be like...

[01:34:33] How exactly does one do that?

[01:34:36] Sneak, but not sneak.

[01:34:38] Wait, there's one person that's like...

[01:34:39] By the way, while you're over there, go check the bodies that you forgot to.

[01:34:42] I did check them.

[01:34:44] She did check.

[01:34:46] Yeah, I did.

[01:34:46] Like, a while back.

[01:34:48] Before we, like, completely set up camp.

[01:34:50] I was gonna say, it was just...

[01:34:51] No, it was, like, just after you did it.

[01:34:53] Yeah, just after.

[01:34:54] She found a leather book.

[01:34:55] Right.

[01:34:56] Yeah.

[01:34:57] And then I went back.

[01:34:58] Okay, go back.

[01:34:58] Go.

[01:34:59] Okay, I'm like, I'm like, walking over there.

[01:35:01] I have my spear.

[01:35:02] I'm like, I'm kind of like...

[01:35:03] Shaky?

[01:35:04] Shaky?

[01:35:05] Yeah, I'm like shaky.

[01:35:06] I'm like...

[01:35:08] Because, like, I'm...

[01:35:11] I don't know.

[01:35:12] I think I'm, like, better with...

[01:35:13] You are better with your spear than your crossbow.

[01:35:15] Yeah.

[01:35:16] I'm better with melee weapons more than I am better with, like...

[01:35:19] Ranged.

[01:35:20] Ranged.

[01:35:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:35:21] That's what it is.

[01:35:21] And plus, if you hold it right, a spear can be kind of a ranged weapon.

[01:35:25] It's like...

[01:35:26] You can also throw it.

[01:35:27] Yeah, I can also throw it.

[01:35:28] So, like, I'm holding my spear.

[01:35:30] I'm like...

[01:35:31] I'm on a spear.

[01:35:32] I'm like...

[01:35:32] What if it's a big animal?

[01:35:34] And I'm kind of screwed.

[01:35:36] So, I'm like...

[01:35:36] I'm like, walking over there.

[01:35:37] I'm like, go sneaky-like.

[01:35:38] So, I'd have to roll for stealth.

[01:35:40] Yep.

[01:35:40] Roll your stealth.

[01:35:41] Which is...

[01:35:42] D20, right?

[01:35:46] 15.

[01:35:48] Plus your...

[01:35:48] Are you trained in stealth?

[01:35:52] It's a dexterity skill.

[01:35:54] No, I'm not.

[01:35:55] But it's plus two.

[01:35:56] Okay.

[01:35:57] So, you get your plus two on your 15.

[01:35:59] So, that's 17.

[01:36:04] They are...

[01:36:05] They are oblivious.

[01:36:07] So, as you approach the spot where you dump the bodies, you can...

[01:36:12] You're kind of crouching low in the grass.

[01:36:15] Like, it's only waist high, but you're like...

[01:36:17] Your head is barely above the grass as you're creeping along.

[01:36:19] And the sun is kind of going down.

[01:36:22] It's getting dusk.

[01:36:22] So, like, visibility isn't super clear.

[01:36:24] But, uh, I believe you also have darkvision.

[01:36:28] So, uh, you do see that there are two...

[01:36:34] There's like five plus.

[01:36:35] Oh, yeah.

[01:36:36] There are four rather large shapes.

[01:36:40] There's five.

[01:36:41] There's five.

[01:36:42] Yeah, because they have somebody.

[01:36:43] Oh, fuck.

[01:36:45] Okay.

[01:36:45] No, no.

[01:36:47] Evan's sitting down.

[01:36:48] He's like...

[01:36:49] He's not interested in searching bodies that have already been ransacked.

[01:36:53] He's taken a rest.

[01:36:54] He's still hurt from earlier.

[01:36:56] Yeah.

[01:36:57] So, why don't I stop a little bit away from them?

[01:36:59] So, like, they don't know really where I am and I can't be like...

[01:37:02] Um...

[01:37:03] Nope.

[01:37:05] You can hear them talking.

[01:37:07] I was going to say, I don't think we're completely oblivious to where we won't hear talking.

[01:37:11] They're like...

[01:37:11] No, that was the intention.

[01:37:13] She was going to call out to you.

[01:37:15] Yeah, I was going to call out to you and be like, you guys good?

[01:37:18] Yes.

[01:37:19] Uh...

[01:37:19] Who's there?

[01:37:21] Yeah, like...

[01:37:22] Uh...

[01:37:23] Can we talk?

[01:37:25] Um...

[01:37:26] Do you guys need somebody to, like, rest with the night?

[01:37:28] Are they talking to us?

[01:37:34] What do you think I'm talking to?

[01:37:37] I feel like we should have given you, like, a six in wisdom.

[01:37:41] Mighty, they could be talking to someone else and we just hope to be nearby the cabin.

[01:37:44] There's no...

[01:37:45] We would have heard them too!

[01:37:47] There's no towns nearby here.

[01:37:49] So, it's very unlikely that anybody is talking to anybody other than...

[01:37:54] I'm just wondering, because you've got, like, two guys over here, like, sitting down there, like, dead asleep.

[01:37:59] Like, you don't want someone to, like, sleep?

[01:38:02] Like, actually?

[01:38:03] Oh, is it because I'm the persuasive one?

[01:38:11] Persuasive?

[01:38:11] Persuasive one?

[01:38:12] Yes.

[01:38:13] Okay.

[01:38:13] Uh, how can we trust you?

[01:38:18] Um...

[01:38:19] Yeah, I can tell that you wouldn't really trust me.

[01:38:23] I mean, I can, like, drop my weapon and, like, walk over to you guys if you want that.

[01:38:29] Our camp is, like, just over there.

[01:38:31] It's over there.

[01:38:34] Yeah, we're just over there.

[01:38:36] Yeah, as soon as you guys look in the direction where the voice is coming from, you can see the slight plume of smoke and the light from the campfire.

[01:38:45] Alright.

[01:38:46] Uh...

[01:38:46] Yeah, like...

[01:38:48] I'm being genuine here, guys.

[01:38:50] Do you, like, want somewhere to stay for the night?

[01:38:54] I would like to check to see if there's ulterior motives.

[01:38:58] So, you would like to roll an insight check?

[01:39:00] Yes.

[01:39:00] I'm being completely genuine, guys.

[01:39:03] That sounds so untrusting.

[01:39:05] I'm going to do so.

[01:39:06] I should find a million.

[01:39:07] I'm so...

[01:39:09] I'm so trustful.

[01:39:11] So, um...

[01:39:11] She...

[01:39:12] She seems, uh, nervous, but genuine...

[01:39:14] Uh, sorry.

[01:39:15] He seems nervous, but genuine.

[01:39:17] Right?

[01:39:18] Because...

[01:39:18] Ethan.

[01:39:19] Man!

[01:39:20] He's a man.

[01:39:21] Heath man.

[01:39:21] And now you're a man!

[01:39:23] A manly man, man!

[01:39:26] Um...

[01:39:27] So, uh...

[01:39:28] Awesome.

[01:39:28] Sounds very nervous.

[01:39:30] Um...

[01:39:31] Probably the person who...

[01:39:33] Who killed these, uh...

[01:39:35] These...

[01:39:36] Probably.

[01:39:38] Humans.

[01:39:39] That you can...

[01:39:40] You can see there, because you guys do very well, so...

[01:39:43] Um...

[01:39:43] Yeah.

[01:39:44] Uh, but...

[01:39:45] You're...

[01:39:46] You're a paladin, and...

[01:39:48] These are dead people.

[01:39:50] Yeah.

[01:39:51] So...

[01:39:52] So...

[01:39:52] You kind of...

[01:39:52] You are...

[01:39:53] You are...

[01:39:54] Very wary.

[01:39:56] Very...

[01:39:56] Um...

[01:39:56] But she...

[01:39:57] He sees...

[01:39:58] Seems to be...

[01:39:59] No ulterior motive here.

[01:40:01] It doesn't...

[01:40:02] Doesn't seem like there's any ulterior motives here.

[01:40:05] You're the one talking to him.

[01:40:09] I can't.

[01:40:09] I...

[01:40:10] I'm...

[01:40:10] I'm looking at you.

[01:40:11] I want to see if you're willing to do...

[01:40:14] You already got a good enough role to be, like...

[01:40:17] Seeming is better than not thinking of anything of it.

[01:40:21] Or not thinking that, like...

[01:40:22] You think it's a good idea?

[01:40:23] Yes.

[01:40:24] Alright.

[01:40:25] I guess I will believe you.

[01:40:28] Jack Daniels and Sir Steve just...

[01:40:30] Yes.

[01:40:33] I will stand up.

[01:40:34] I will stand up.

[01:40:36] Yeah.

[01:40:36] Evan follows them.

[01:40:38] No questions asked.

[01:40:39] Because we're just idiots.

[01:40:41] They all just...

[01:40:41] They just go into the camp.

[01:40:42] Yep.

[01:40:43] We're just...

[01:40:43] They're going to stand up, and I'm like...

[01:40:44] Okay, over here, guys.

[01:40:45] And I, like, guide them.

[01:40:46] Question.

[01:40:47] Am I allowed to have my weapons out and ready, just in case?

[01:40:51] Yeah.

[01:40:51] There's no reason.

[01:40:52] And I, like, go to them.

[01:40:53] Hey, it's okay.

[01:40:54] There's just some guys that are really dumb.

[01:40:57] She's got some kids walking with me.

[01:40:59] But, like, I don't say the dumb part.

[01:41:01] I'm just like, oh, it's okay.

[01:41:02] There are some guys...

[01:41:03] Too much, I still don't trust you.

[01:41:06] Well, I mean...

[01:41:07] You're too trusting.

[01:41:08] That's the problem.

[01:41:09] So I don't trust you.

[01:41:11] I'm a lawful good, okay?

[01:41:12] We need to come down with that.

[01:41:15] Okay.

[01:41:15] Okay.

[01:41:16] Okay.

[01:41:17] I trust everybody.

[01:41:19] I see the motor.

[01:41:20] Thanks for that.

[01:41:20] Because I, uh...

[01:41:22] I actually have been trying to work out, um...

[01:41:24] Uh...

[01:41:24] Alignments.

[01:41:25] And you're the first person to actually, like...

[01:41:27] I'm usually, like, what?

[01:41:29] A chaotic neutral in all of my characters.

[01:41:31] I just want to...

[01:41:33] Hmm?

[01:41:34] Okay.

[01:41:34] I'm, like, chaotic neutral.

[01:41:36] Bro, I...

[01:41:36] I literally...

[01:41:37] And a lawful good at the same time.

[01:41:38] I convinced him to come with me, because he's a dunce.

[01:41:41] Onyx.

[01:41:41] I have very high moral code, but I have also...

[01:41:44] The what?

[01:41:45] The small one under it.

[01:41:47] When you put it under it?

[01:41:47] Not exactly.

[01:41:48] Oh, no.

[01:41:49] That sounds perfect.

[01:41:51] Teakling.

[01:41:51] Oh, well, I'll have to buy that.

[01:41:53] All of these both.

[01:41:55] Okay.

[01:41:58] Okay.

[01:41:59] Um, so you guys are now all in the same camp.

[01:42:02] Congratulations.

[01:42:03] I'm finally getting here.

[01:42:05] It only took you long enough.

[01:42:06] Um, immediately upon entering the camp, the adults all kind of move off to the side

[01:42:12] and start having, like, a quiet conversation.

[01:42:15] Uh, so...

[01:42:16] Kiku-kiku.

[01:42:16] The four of you and Evan are just kind of left sitting around the fire.

[01:42:20] Yeah, and Evan.

[01:42:21] He's just here.

[01:42:22] Yeah.

[01:42:22] Evan seems to be pretty young.

[01:42:24] Like, he's older than you guys, but not by a whole lot.

[01:42:28] Yeah, I just picked him up on the side of the road.

[01:42:30] Yeah.

[01:42:30] That's what happened.

[01:42:31] Objection.

[01:42:32] Skitchy.

[01:42:33] Uh, so...

[01:42:33] So what are y'all's names?

[01:42:36] I...

[01:42:39] Man, I guess I'm going first.

[01:42:40] Uh, hi.

[01:42:41] I'm Arceus.

[01:42:42] I don't even think we introduced each other.

[01:42:44] No, we didn't.

[01:42:46] I'm Arceus.

[01:42:48] I still don't trust you, so I'm silent.

[01:42:52] Okay.

[01:42:53] Nice to meet you, silent.

[01:42:54] Oh, no.

[01:42:55] Stop.

[01:42:56] Stop.

[01:42:57] Um...

[01:42:57] Okay, so...

[01:42:58] I'm...

[01:42:59] I'm Ethan.

[01:43:00] That's, um...

[01:43:02] You don't know it.

[01:43:05] I'm so sorry.

[01:43:06] I don't know your name.

[01:43:08] That's that person.

[01:43:11] That's someone.

[01:43:12] Oh, wait.

[01:43:12] I see you are all apprentices as well.

[01:43:16] Oh, wait.

[01:43:17] What are you...

[01:43:17] What are you...

[01:43:19] Um...

[01:43:20] What are you...

[01:43:20] What are you adventuring for?

[01:43:21] I'm just wondering.

[01:43:22] Like, what did you start out doing?

[01:43:24] I should probably introduce my mount.

[01:43:25] This is my fine black ass.

[01:43:27] Oh, yeah.

[01:43:28] Um...

[01:43:29] That horse over there, that's, um...

[01:43:32] Princess...

[01:43:33] Uh...

[01:43:34] Princess Rainbow Sparkle.

[01:43:36] Princess Rainbow Sparkle is over there.

[01:43:38] The second.

[01:43:38] Oh, yeah.

[01:43:39] Princess Rainbow Sparkle.

[01:43:39] The second is over there.

[01:43:40] Don't ask what happened to the first and the...

[01:43:43] The number zero.

[01:43:45] And number zero.

[01:43:46] Don't ask what happened to the two horses before it.

[01:43:48] What happened to the two horses?

[01:43:50] That's a story for another day.

[01:43:52] Um...

[01:43:52] Well, I was just on my way to...

[01:43:55] To start my training as a paladin.

[01:43:57] And, um...

[01:43:58] I ran into this...

[01:43:59] This burning town.

[01:44:01] I would...

[01:44:02] I went to go investigate it.

[01:44:03] It was very, um...

[01:44:05] Very destroyed.

[01:44:07] I...

[01:44:08] I found these weird cat creatures.

[01:44:11] It was pretty burnt up.

[01:44:12] Anything happen more than that time?

[01:44:14] That you'd like to share?

[01:44:15] No.

[01:44:18] And then I saw the trail and I decided to fall.

[01:44:20] And then eventually I met Onyx here.

[01:44:29] What was your journey?

[01:44:30] You can't think of your journey.

[01:44:32] I can't think of anything to say.

[01:44:33] It sucks.

[01:44:34] Cricket.

[01:44:35] You found it.

[01:44:35] Got it.

[01:44:36] Yeah, well I said that already.

[01:44:39] I said that's what Evan's doing here.

[01:44:40] I found him on the side of the room.

[01:44:42] It was all beat up and battered and all that from...

[01:44:46] What we're assuming to...

[01:44:48] Or what we know to be...

[01:44:49] The cat creatures that Arceus has talked about.

[01:44:52] That he is trying to find.

[01:44:54] Um, and what are they?

[01:44:56] Like, what are they, like, called?

[01:44:57] Do you know?

[01:45:00] Um, so Evan pipes up.

[01:45:03] Yes, they're...

[01:45:03] They're the Rakshasa.

[01:45:05] That.

[01:45:06] Oh.

[01:45:07] Yeah.

[01:45:08] Can I make, like, a...

[01:45:10] A history check?

[01:45:11] Yeah.

[01:45:11] Yes, you absolutely can.

[01:45:12] I know what that is.

[01:45:14] I know what they are.

[01:45:15] You do.

[01:45:16] Just not the name.

[01:45:17] Uh, 14.

[01:45:18] I can never remember.

[01:45:19] Yeah.

[01:45:19] So this, like, ancient history.

[01:45:21] The Rakshasa were a servitor race for a demon horde.

[01:45:26] Um, they...

[01:45:29] But they were driven from this continent hundreds of years ago.

[01:45:33] Um, they are evil to their core.

[01:45:39] And it's believed that they are just biding their time waiting for their overlords to return.

[01:45:50] Oh, that's...

[01:45:51] That's really...

[01:45:51] That's really not good, is that?

[01:45:59] The Rakshasa.

[01:46:00] The Rakshasa.

[01:46:01] They don't sound...

[01:46:03] Or...

[01:46:03] I know what those are, kind of.

[01:46:05] Those...

[01:46:05] They don't sound good.

[01:46:08] All the finest.

[01:46:08] No, they are the opposite of good.

[01:46:11] They are the worst thing that could possibly be here.

[01:46:20] That does sound pretty bad.

[01:46:23] Um, I...

[01:46:25] Me.

[01:46:26] So basically, me and my, um, mentor...

[01:46:34] It was close enough with those again.

[01:46:37] Um, we, um...

[01:46:39] I am studying to be a barbarian or a mercenary.

[01:46:43] I haven't decided, really.

[01:46:45] And, um, basically...

[01:46:48] Actually, give me a perception test.

[01:46:51] Oh.

[01:47:02] Or, no, I have 12.

[01:47:05] 12?

[01:47:05] Okay.

[01:47:05] But I have proficiency and perception.

[01:47:07] Okay.

[01:47:09] 12 is more than good enough.

[01:47:10] Uh, Evan's cloak falls open a little bit,

[01:47:14] and you see the, uh, the emblem on his chest.

[01:47:16] It is literally the same as Jaquavius.

[01:47:19] He is...

[01:47:20] He is an accolade, uh...

[01:47:24] That...

[01:47:25] That you are training to be a...

[01:47:27] A warden for.

[01:47:29] I'm like, oh, you're an accolade!

[01:47:30] I'm...

[01:47:31] I'm training to be an accolade!

[01:47:33] And I, like...

[01:47:34] And I pointed it out.

[01:47:35] I'm like, oh, me too!

[01:47:37] Me too, bro!

[01:47:39] That's...

[01:47:40] That's the same emblem that Jaquavius wears on his chest.

[01:47:43] Yeah, that's the same...

[01:47:44] Um, my mentor wears on his chest.

[01:47:48] He's...

[01:47:49] He's an accolade.

[01:47:51] And he...

[01:47:52] I'm his apprentice.

[01:47:53] He lights up a little bit.

[01:47:54] He seems very happy.

[01:47:55] And then also very sad.

[01:47:57] Because, um...

[01:47:59] And he tells you that, uh...

[01:48:00] That his...

[01:48:01] His warden died.

[01:48:02] Like, earlier today.

[01:48:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:48:05] I'm so sorry.

[01:48:07] Nothing I can do.

[01:48:08] No.

[01:48:09] There he does.

[01:48:09] It's okay.

[01:48:10] He would want me to move...

[01:48:12] To keep going.

[01:48:13] To hunt these bastards down.

[01:48:15] And find out what's happening.

[01:48:17] So that we can...

[01:48:18] We can put a stop to whatever their...

[01:48:20] Their plan is.

[01:48:23] Well, um...

[01:48:24] Oh, fuck, bud!

[01:48:25] Sorry!

[01:48:26] Yeah, we gotta stop these motherfuckers.

[01:48:28] Like, I swear to God.

[01:48:29] Like...

[01:48:29] They killed...

[01:48:30] They killed my brother.

[01:48:31] And now my brother would want me to fucking chase these guys down and really cross-check

[01:48:36] them into the boards there, right?

[01:48:38] Like...

[01:48:39] We gotta...

[01:48:40] We gotta put a stop to whatever it is they're trying to do.

[01:48:42] Sorry.

[01:48:42] Thank you.

[01:48:43] Accents.

[01:48:44] And, uh...

[01:48:45] Just my own voice.

[01:48:46] Well, I mean...

[01:48:48] Accolades help each other, I think.

[01:48:50] I don't know.

[01:48:51] So, I mean, if you really, like, need any help, like, from me or Jaquavius, we will be open

[01:48:58] to help you, like, screw these guys up.

[01:49:01] Like, we will help you.

[01:49:03] I mean...

[01:49:07] You guys saw what I...

[01:49:09] What we did to those other guys over in the pile over there.

[01:49:13] We can help you.

[01:49:14] Jaquavius is not so much for me.

[01:49:18] My mentor, he's a bit, um...

[01:49:22] He's not very...

[01:49:23] Very...

[01:49:24] No.

[01:49:26] And, um, you?

[01:49:28] Again, he doesn't get married both.

[01:49:31] Like, we've just been yapping over here about our backstories where we're from.

[01:49:34] Like, our entire bloodline.

[01:49:36] What am I doing?

[01:49:37] The least we could get is your name.

[01:49:38] Yeah, the least we could get is your, like, name.

[01:49:41] Okay.

[01:49:42] Um...

[01:49:42] My name is Sparrow, and we are off to build a boat.

[01:49:47] Nice.

[01:49:48] Nice.

[01:49:49] Um, what is this...

[01:49:51] What are you building a boat for, if you don't mind me asking?

[01:49:54] Me and myself and I.

[01:49:55] Oh.

[01:49:57] Like...

[01:49:58] Like...

[01:49:59] Okay.

[01:50:00] Sure.

[01:50:01] That's really cool.

[01:50:08] Am I able to go hunting?

[01:50:11] Uh...

[01:50:12] I mean, you can.

[01:50:13] You're running out of light.

[01:50:15] Um...

[01:50:15] But yeah, you can...

[01:50:16] You can go hunting if you like.

[01:50:18] Can I put, like, more?

[01:50:20] Wait, aren't you the one with the fire?

[01:50:21] Yeah.

[01:50:22] Aren't you the one with the fire?

[01:50:24] Aren't I the one who made the fire?

[01:50:26] Aren't you the one with the fire?

[01:50:27] Yeah, you can just go do that.

[01:50:29] Do you realize that animals in Twilight are afraid of light?

[01:50:34] They run away from it.

[01:50:35] So when you're hunting, that's very counterproductive.

[01:50:38] Can I put...

[01:50:39] Can I put more on the fire to keep it going and go hunting?

[01:50:43] Uh, yeah.

[01:50:44] Yeah, if you want.

[01:50:45] You can give me a, uh...

[01:50:46] Wouldn't it be smart for me to go hunting because I have dark vision?

[01:50:49] She also does.

[01:50:51] That's so cool.

[01:50:52] We should go hunting together.

[01:50:54] Actually bond.

[01:50:56] Survival.

[01:50:57] Actually bond.

[01:50:58] Survival.

[01:50:58] Yeah, we could go...

[01:51:00] You could go bonding.

[01:51:01] Yeah, wait, hold on.

[01:51:01] I want to roll persuasion just to persuade...

[01:51:04] See if you can persuade her to take her along.

[01:51:07] Alright.

[01:51:09] 16 plus survival?

[01:51:11] Yep.

[01:51:11] Okay.

[01:51:12] That's in list of so four.

[01:51:14] Um, and then do I...

[01:51:16] Plus are you trained in survival?

[01:51:17] Okay.

[01:51:18] Yeah, it's got the box here then.

[01:51:19] Yeah, so then it's four plus two.

[01:51:22] Do I add persuasion?

[01:51:22] Oh, wow.

[01:51:22] You get a 22 persuasion.

[01:51:25] Oh my god, okay.

[01:51:27] Um...

[01:51:30] You got the 22.

[01:51:32] 22.

[01:51:35] I think she persuaded me.

[01:51:37] I'm not.

[01:51:38] So, uh, she really wants to come along and you can't think of a single reason why she should.

[01:51:44] It's like, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

[01:51:48] Can you guys look up in my bedroom?

[01:51:50] He's kind of sick, right?

[01:51:51] I mean, I can heal, yeah, sure.

[01:51:53] I mean, you don't have to take her along, but she is very persuasive and persistent.

[01:51:58] Can I ask her some questions?

[01:51:59] Ask her some questions?

[01:52:01] Yeah.

[01:52:02] Have you ever hunted before?

[01:52:03] Um, yes, I have.

[01:52:05] Are you stealthy?

[01:52:11] Hold on.

[01:52:13] Yes.

[01:52:14] As soon as I'm white?

[01:52:14] No, I do stealthy as a start.

[01:52:16] Have you ever killed an animal or not a human being?

[01:52:19] Yes.

[01:52:20] They're quite simple.

[01:52:20] Okay, are you good with, um, um, archery?

[01:52:25] Range weapons?

[01:52:27] Yeah.

[01:52:28] Uh, I'm kind of alright at it.

[01:52:31] I'm better at melee, but I can do ranged.

[01:52:33] Okay.

[01:52:34] Honestly, she's actually better at, at, uh, at ranged combat.

[01:52:40] She's about as good as you are.

[01:52:43] Okay, fine.

[01:52:44] She can tag along.

[01:52:45] Yay!

[01:52:46] Thank you so much.

[01:52:47] Okay.

[01:52:48] Okay.

[01:52:49] So, uh, you guys are, uh, I want you to both give me stealth checks.

[01:52:53] You're 20 still?

[01:52:55] Yeah.

[01:52:58] Oh, my God.

[01:52:59] Seven.

[01:53:01] Okay.

[01:53:03] Let's give me one.

[01:53:05] Oh, my God.

[01:53:07] Seven.

[01:53:08] Oh, my God.

[01:53:09] You guys both got seven.

[01:53:10] I didn't add, I didn't add anything up.

[01:53:11] So, you found tracks.

[01:53:13] You, you found tracks.

[01:53:14] They, they appear to be deer tracks, uh, going through the, uh, uh, just crossing the field.

[01:53:20] And you approach the tracks and you, you notice, like, you see them there.

[01:53:25] They came from that direction.

[01:53:26] They're going that direction.

[01:53:28] Um, as you step out onto the trail to go, to, to follow them about 40 feet away, the deer

[01:53:37] pops up from the bed that it made and takes off.

[01:53:41] Uh, give, uh, both of you can give me a dexterity save.

[01:53:47] Dexterity?

[01:53:48] Yep.

[01:53:49] Save me a full sprint hack.

[01:53:51] Okay.

[01:53:52] 15 plus 3 plus 2?

[01:53:57] Um, would it be plus dexterity then plus saving throw?

[01:54:00] 20.

[01:54:01] Uh, yeah.

[01:54:02] So, so it's, um, it's your d20 plus your dexterity modifier.

[01:54:07] And if you're proficient, then your proficiency counts.

[01:54:09] 20.

[01:54:10] 20.

[01:54:11] Oh my goodness.

[01:54:11] A dirty 20?

[01:54:13] Okay.

[01:54:13] Okay.

[01:54:14] Again.

[01:54:16] Six.

[01:54:17] I don't like anything.

[01:54:21] No.

[01:54:25] What do you have for a ranged weapon?

[01:54:27] I have, um, wow, okay.

[01:54:32] I have a longbow and a smallbow.

[01:54:40] You don't have a sharpbow.

[01:54:41] You said you did.

[01:54:43] You said I did.

[01:54:43] I said you had a longbow.

[01:54:45] And a scimitar.

[01:54:47] Scimitar is a sword.

[01:54:49] I'm a busy soulmate right to the other.

[01:54:50] Yes, Pharaoh.

[01:54:51] No, it's not quite there.

[01:54:55] Oh, you're proficient with it.

[01:54:57] You don't have one.

[01:54:59] Okay.

[01:55:01] Wait, so I have a...

[01:55:02] You have a longbow.

[01:55:03] Yeah.

[01:55:03] And you're hunting, so you would have been walking with an arrow knocked.

[01:55:07] So you see it take off.

[01:55:08] You can get a single attack in.

[01:55:11] Okay.

[01:55:14] So what do I have to do to get killed?

[01:55:16] I just stand there like...

[01:55:17] Roll your attack.

[01:55:21] Oh my good god.

[01:55:24] I got a flat one.

[01:55:26] Ooh.

[01:55:28] Critical miss.

[01:55:29] Your bowstring snaps.

[01:55:31] What is that actual?

[01:55:33] You go to draw it back.

[01:55:34] The string just snaps.

[01:55:35] And you miss your chance at a shot.

[01:55:38] You can have a chance with your crossbow.

[01:55:42] Okay.

[01:55:44] Roll your die 20.

[01:55:46] 13.

[01:55:49] And you are proficient.

[01:55:52] Yeah, everybody's proficient with a crossbow pretty much.

[01:55:55] So plus your proficiency bonus.

[01:55:57] Plus your dexterity bonus.

[01:56:01] Okay, so dexterity...

[01:56:02] Okay, so that's...

[01:56:07] 17.

[01:56:08] Okay.

[01:56:09] So that is a solid hit.

[01:56:12] Roll me some damage.

[01:56:14] So the crossbow is a light crossbow.

[01:56:18] So it does one die 8 piercing damage.

[01:56:21] Die 8.

[01:56:21] So isn't that the...

[01:56:22] This one?

[01:56:24] The diamond?

[01:56:25] The diamond, yeah.

[01:56:29] One.

[01:56:30] Plus your dexterity modifier of...

[01:56:32] The 3.

[01:56:33] It's 3.

[01:56:34] Okay.

[01:56:34] And...

[01:56:40] Yes.

[01:56:45] I doubt there's a deer in here, but we'll see.

[01:56:48] We'll see if I'm that lucky.

[01:56:56] Okay.

[01:56:56] Well, what's similar?

[01:57:16] Okay.

[01:57:17] So you hit it with one of your barbed points as it's taking off.

[01:57:20] And it takes off into the long grass.

[01:57:23] You lose sight of it.

[01:57:25] But...

[01:57:27] It's bleeding.

[01:57:28] And it's making clear tracks.

[01:57:30] You guys could follow it, but it is getting darker.

[01:57:35] I'm going to follow it because I have...

[01:57:38] I can produce flames.

[01:57:40] Okay.

[01:57:40] In case.

[01:57:41] Fuck your bar.

[01:57:42] Are you going to?

[01:57:44] Do you want me to come?

[01:57:46] That's the answer I'm going to ask.

[01:57:47] Do you want me to come with you?

[01:57:49] Okay.

[01:57:49] You're already this far.

[01:57:50] Let's go.

[01:57:51] I mean, really, it's your kill at this point.

[01:57:55] Don't want anyone stealing it, do you?

[01:57:57] Okay.

[01:57:57] Give me a survival test.

[01:57:59] Okay.

[01:58:05] You rolled the same.

[01:58:08] And then plus what?

[01:58:09] Survival?

[01:58:10] Yep.

[01:58:14] Dude, I'm not doing well in this.

[01:58:16] Hmm?

[01:58:16] I'm not doing well in this.

[01:58:17] I'm not doing well at all.

[01:58:19] Is that plus the proficiency?

[01:58:22] For survival?

[01:58:23] Yes.

[01:58:23] Okay.

[01:58:23] You're proficient in survival.

[01:58:25] Okay.

[01:58:26] Total of nine?

[01:58:28] Three.

[01:58:28] Three.

[01:58:29] Okay.

[01:58:30] So you guys are on the trail for this deer that you've shot.

[01:58:35] And you're going and you're going and you just lose it.

[01:58:43] It's just, yeah, it's gone.

[01:58:45] It's getting too dark.

[01:58:46] You can't really see the blood anymore.

[01:58:49] Like, you can still see shapes and kind of looks like it went that way, but it kind of looks like it went that way.

[01:58:55] And you can't see the blood trail anymore to be able to tell.

[01:58:59] You're losing the light.

[01:59:02] Do you just want to go back?

[01:59:04] So you can guess left or right, or you can go back.

[01:59:09] Go back.

[01:59:09] Okay, go left, I'm right.

[01:59:13] Shoot.

[01:59:14] Okay, we're going right.

[01:59:16] Okay.

[01:59:16] And then if you choose left, it goes to your favorite.

[01:59:27] So you guys go down the right trail?

[01:59:29] Okay.

[01:59:30] Okay.

[01:59:30] Okay.

[01:59:30] And you're walking for a while, and the sun goes down, and it's getting dark.

[01:59:36] The moon is up, so you can see a little bit.

[01:59:39] You guys do have your dark vision, so you can still make out shapes and stuff, but it's not a very clear or good way to see.

[01:59:46] But you're traveling along, and the trail just ends.

[01:59:52] What you thought was a trail just ends.

[01:59:54] There's nothing there.

[01:59:57] Of course it's left.

[01:59:59] Left is always right, remember?

[02:00:01] Left is correct, you mean.

[02:00:03] Okay.

[02:00:04] Left is always right.

[02:00:06] Okay.

[02:00:06] Can we start going back but looking for, like, something else, like berries or a plant?

[02:00:12] Can I use prestidigitation, like a small, light little fire in my hand, and I can raise along?

[02:00:17] You can make, like, the equivalent of a candle flame.

[02:00:21] Yeah.

[02:00:22] But you can only see five feet by it.

[02:00:25] It's not, like, a light light.

[02:00:27] It's just a very, very small.

[02:00:29] Yeah.

[02:00:30] Okay.

[02:00:31] So I do that.

[02:00:33] Okay.

[02:00:37] While we start heading back, can I, since I'm good at, like, nature, can I look at, like, possible plants we can eat and look for berries while we're heading back?

[02:00:45] Sure.

[02:00:45] Roll me a survival.

[02:00:49] Imagine you make us eat poison berries.

[02:00:52] Oh my god.

[02:00:53] Okay.

[02:00:54] So four plus eight and then nine ten.

[02:01:01] You're familiar with a lot of edible plants and stuff, but it doesn't seem like there's anything in this field that is valid for eating.

[02:01:11] This game needs to be done.

[02:01:12] Um, you, however, remember that you found raspberry bushes.

[02:01:19] What?

[02:01:19] Like, at your camp.

[02:01:21] Like, they're literally at your camp.

[02:01:22] What?

[02:01:23] You set the fire up, like, ten feet from it.

[02:01:27] Yay!

[02:01:30] I did actually say that earlier.

[02:01:32] Yeah.

[02:01:33] Three things that you found was that the grass was great for making little logs, the fresh water and the berries.

[02:01:44] Okay.

[02:01:45] Okay.

[02:01:46] Okay.

[02:01:46] Okay.

[02:01:46] So can I look around for, like, more raspberries?

[02:01:50] Well, there's still tons back at your camp.

[02:01:52] Doesn't mean we can't be, like, greedy.

[02:01:54] Oh my god.

[02:01:55] Okay.

[02:01:55] Yeah, you can roll a survival if you want.

[02:01:59] I'm a T-boy.

[02:02:02] I can roll what?

[02:02:03] Uh, survival.

[02:02:05] Okay.

[02:02:05] Oh, that's no one.

[02:02:13] Yeah, you don't, you don't see anything.

[02:02:15] The, uh, honestly, the deer, like, there's deer out here.

[02:02:19] They've probably been eating all of the berries that have been in, uh, that have been in season.

[02:02:25] So that's why the deer were out here to begin with.

[02:02:27] So, yeah, doesn't look like you're going to find anything.

[02:02:31] Can I, like, look around, like, look at where we are?

[02:02:33] I mean, you're in the middle of a field at night.

[02:02:36] I'm going to leave her and start walking back.

[02:02:39] No, I'm going to, like, I'm going to run after you.

[02:02:41] I'm going to follow.

[02:02:42] I'm going to attack with you.

[02:02:42] I'm going to need to go over.

[02:02:43] Cool.

[02:02:44] No, I'm not good.

[02:02:47] Per se.

[02:02:48] I'd use it.

[02:02:49] Maybe.

[02:02:51] I use prestigitation.

[02:02:54] Okay.

[02:02:55] All right.

[02:02:56] So you guys are on your way back to camp?

[02:02:57] Yeah.

[02:02:58] Okay.

[02:02:58] What are you guys doing?

[02:03:01] Just chilling?

[02:03:01] Yeah, just chilling for those.

[02:03:03] Yeah.

[02:03:03] Holding hands.

[02:03:04] Making out.

[02:03:05] No.

[02:03:05] Sorry, disgusting.

[02:03:07] No.

[02:03:07] Disgusting.

[02:03:08] No, thanks.

[02:03:09] Telling war stories.

[02:03:11] Arceus and Onix, the Pokemon.

[02:03:13] Oh my god.

[02:03:14] It's not the Pokemon.

[02:03:16] Um, the, um, who's the other guy?

[02:03:24] Evan?

[02:03:24] Evan.

[02:03:25] Is Evan still with us?

[02:03:26] Evan?

[02:03:26] Yeah.

[02:03:26] Everybody.

[02:03:27] Yeah, he's, uh, but he's, like, he's laid out a bedroll.

[02:03:30] He's, he's getting ready to go to sleep because he's still injured from earlier when, you

[02:03:34] know, his guts were falling out of his stomach.

[02:03:37] Yeah.

[02:03:37] Um.

[02:03:38] Yeah, when I got to save his life.

[02:03:40] I guess, uh, I wonder how long do you think it'll take, take us to find them?

[02:03:46] What, them?

[02:03:48] No.

[02:03:48] The cat people.

[02:03:50] The, um.

[02:03:51] Roxanna?

[02:03:52] The Saundra, yes.

[02:03:58] How long does it take us to get back to camp?

[02:04:02] I don't know.

[02:04:03] Takes you guys probably about 10, 15 minutes.

[02:04:06] Okay, so we only need to talk for that long.

[02:04:08] Yeah, it's a long.

[02:04:09] Um, I'd say at the pace that we'd be able to go with the number of people we have, about

[02:04:17] four or five days, get over there.

[02:04:20] Do we even know where they are?

[02:04:22] We know the direction they're in, so like four or five days to, like, because of the,

[02:04:26] because of the, um.

[02:04:31] You guys are.

[02:04:32] They are.

[02:04:34] Roughly.

[02:04:35] Here.

[02:04:40] And they were headed north.

[02:04:43] So, yeah.

[02:04:44] Huh, yeah, what's up?

[02:04:46] Oh, there's a whole lake, man.

[02:04:47] I wonder when they get back.

[02:04:49] Kind of getting a bit peckish.

[02:04:51] There's like a whole bunch of, like, raspberries.

[02:04:54] Can I do a persuasion check to see if there's food nearby?

[02:04:57] A persuasion?

[02:04:58] Wait.

[02:04:59] You mean perception?

[02:05:00] Perception, yeah.

[02:05:01] Persuasion is talking to people.

[02:05:03] Um.

[02:05:03] So, uh, uh, uh, uh.

[02:05:05] That wouldn't be perception.

[02:05:07] That would be a survival test.

[02:05:10] That's bad.

[02:05:10] But even then, persuasion is talking to people.

[02:05:13] He's like, just driving back and he's like, I'm not hungry.

[02:05:18] I'm gonna go out and look.

[02:05:19] Fourteen.

[02:05:21] Uh.

[02:05:24] No.

[02:05:24] You don't notice anything, uh, anything really that looks overly edible here in the dark as

[02:05:30] a human who has terrible night vision.

[02:05:33] Oh, well.

[02:05:35] Well, shucks.

[02:05:36] Shucks.

[02:05:37] Guess I'll starve.

[02:05:38] No, you have an adventurer's pack, so you have hardtack, which is basically like soda crackers.

[02:05:44] Okay.

[02:05:45] It's not much, but it's like something to eat.

[02:05:47] Yeah, okay.

[02:05:49] Have a bit of food.

[02:05:50] Me and Sparrow, we're just like, we're walking.

[02:05:52] We're doing nothing.

[02:05:53] We're just waltzing back.

[02:05:54] Yeah.

[02:05:55] Are we back at camp now?

[02:05:57] Yeah, you guys will be back at camp.

[02:05:59] I was just waiting for her to get back from the bathroom.

[02:06:01] Was there anything you guys wanted to discuss before the, uh, the others return?

[02:06:05] Goss it?

[02:06:06] No.

[02:06:06] Okay.

[02:06:07] The hot goss?

[02:06:09] Yeah, with what, with what information?

[02:06:11] Uh, we, we know some people in the parking lot.

[02:06:14] In a parking lot?

[02:06:15] We met some people.

[02:06:17] We met some people.

[02:06:19] They're very unique people.

[02:06:21] All right.

[02:06:22] No, all right.

[02:06:22] No, not really much else besides around how long it would take to get over there, but

[02:06:28] we already discussed that, so.

[02:06:30] Okay.

[02:06:31] So then, uh, Ethan and Sparrow return to camp.

[02:06:33] Uh, is there anything you guys wanted to do before the, uh, rest of the evening?

[02:06:41] Food.

[02:06:41] Um, so.

[02:06:43] What's your name?

[02:06:44] Me and my, my, uh, mentor, Jaquavius.

[02:06:48] We, we were in this field and he got shot up a bunch, a sparrow would know.

[02:06:56] Um, and basically, uh, we, we don't know what exactly killed us.

[02:07:03] We were wondering if maybe you guys knew, because you were over, you were looking at the bodies.

[02:07:09] Like, do you have any guess as to what they are?

[02:07:11] Because we don't have, like, any clue.

[02:07:14] We didn't take much time to look at them.

[02:07:16] We, it was, we saw them about right after we, like, walked into each other.

[02:07:22] They looked like people to them.

[02:07:24] Yeah.

[02:07:25] Well, they were weird, like, alien worm things.

[02:07:29] They were?

[02:07:30] Yeah, they, yeah, their fingers were all, like, tentacly and their mouths was like, blah, blah.

[02:07:34] They were.

[02:07:35] They were.

[02:07:35] They were.

[02:07:36] They were.

[02:07:38] Yeah, um, Jaquavius, I don't think he saw it, because he, he kind of, uh, was like,

[02:07:43] passed out on the ground when I.

[02:07:45] Oh.

[02:07:46] That's reassuring.

[02:07:48] That's reassuring.

[02:07:49] Yeah.

[02:07:49] Something on skills.

[02:07:52] I mean, I mean.

[02:07:53] Jaquavius.

[02:07:53] They're dead now, it looked like.

[02:07:55] We could probably, if we need to, probably one of our masters would know what it is.

[02:07:59] I mean, yeah.

[02:08:01] We could.

[02:08:02] But it has gotten darker.

[02:08:04] I mean, we can, like.

[02:08:06] I mean, it's probably best we arrest.

[02:08:08] There's a chance they'll be eaten in the morning, but I'm going to take that chance.

[02:08:11] Well, like, what if tomorrow scavengers don't do it?

[02:08:16] We can't really identify them anymore.

[02:08:18] Or, I can't identify what I.

[02:08:19] Well, that's a risk we have to take.

[02:08:22] Especially because we don't know what could be out there now anyways.

[02:08:26] Do you want to risk losing the evidence and your life, or just the evidence?

[02:08:32] Aw, I'm risking evidence.

[02:08:34] I'm not risking my life.

[02:08:36] I only have, like, 16 hit points left.

[02:08:39] Alright then, so.

[02:08:40] We all agree you should eat and then go to sleep.

[02:08:43] I'm going to go gather the berries that are close that somebody in the group knew about.

[02:08:49] And I'm going to.

[02:08:51] Yeah, you, over there, I pointed for general vicinity.

[02:08:54] And I'm going to go get them and give them to everybody.

[02:09:01] So you guys have a mediocre meal of, uh, cracked raspberries and, um, and crackers.

[02:09:08] Yeah, crackers!

[02:09:11] Make, like, little raspberry sandwiches with the crackers.

[02:09:15] Yeah, I guess we're going to sleep.

[02:09:16] I am a light sleeper because I'm, like, half away, right?

[02:09:20] Uh, well, she doesn't.

[02:09:23] She trances.

[02:09:24] In this case, when you are trancing, you can see the things that are happening around you.

[02:09:31] If you so choose.

[02:09:33] However, um, you don't want things to interrupt your sleep.

[02:09:38] Because while you only have to have four hours, if you don't get those four hours, you don't replenish spell slots.

[02:09:45] It doesn't count as a long rest.

[02:09:47] Ooh.

[02:09:48] So long rest is, rests are four or more.

[02:09:53] Long rest for her are four.

[02:09:55] Long rest for the rest of you are eight.

[02:09:57] Oh, so it's like a half.

[02:09:58] Okay.

[02:10:00] So I guess...

[02:10:01] Well, no.

[02:10:02] Technically, long rest for the rest of you is, like, six.

[02:10:06] But...

[02:10:06] What if one of us is an exomniac?

[02:10:08] Then they're just kind of screwed.

[02:10:09] Then they just never get a long rest.

[02:10:11] They never replenish their hit points or their spell slots.

[02:10:14] That would suck for them.

[02:10:16] We're bastards.

[02:10:17] So I guess you go to sleep.

[02:10:18] Anyone want to make sure we don't die?

[02:10:20] I'll take first watch again.

[02:10:22] I got second.

[02:10:24] Sure.

[02:10:26] I'll go third then.

[02:10:27] You should be up by then.

[02:10:30] By the time...

[02:10:32] By the time our guess is done, you should be good.

[02:10:35] All right then.

[02:10:36] Okay.

[02:10:37] So you guys are all going to sleep?

[02:10:39] Yes.

[02:10:39] Mm-hmm.

[02:10:41] Excellent.

[02:10:42] First watch, roll me a perception test.

[02:10:46] Okay.

[02:10:50] It's going to be on, like, my turn.

[02:10:52] There's going to be something happening.

[02:10:53] Yes.

[02:10:54] Because you're going to roll garbage.

[02:10:57] You're going to roll it now.

[02:10:58] What is that?

[02:10:58] A perception test?

[02:10:59] Yes.

[02:11:00] It's going to be a roll really well.

[02:11:02] I'm going to fall asleep.

[02:11:04] Just...

[02:11:05] Something else will happen when he's asleep.

[02:11:09] Your watch passes pretty uneventfully.

[02:11:12] You don't hear anything.

[02:11:15] You just kind of fall into a trance watching the fire.

[02:11:19] And the time passes.

[02:11:25] And then I go and I punch him to wake him up.

[02:11:27] Why would you punch me?

[02:11:29] That's not...

[02:11:29] Not you.

[02:11:30] Him.

[02:11:30] I'm second.

[02:11:31] I said I got second.

[02:11:32] Never mind.

[02:11:32] I won't.

[02:11:33] I won't.

[02:11:34] I'll punch him for you.

[02:11:36] Okay.

[02:11:36] No, no, no.

[02:11:37] You're like twice my size.

[02:11:38] I'll be like...

[02:11:39] Wake up.

[02:11:39] He's like...

[02:11:39] Wake up.

[02:11:40] Wake up.

[02:11:40] Wake up this giant twice the size of me.

[02:11:43] Okay.

[02:11:45] So you wake him.

[02:11:47] And then you go to bed yourself.

[02:11:48] Yep.

[02:11:49] Okay.

[02:11:51] Now I do.

[02:11:52] Yep.

[02:11:53] Roll me a perception test.

[02:12:03] Okay.

[02:12:04] You think you hear some stuff in the long grass.

[02:12:07] Sounds like some big stuff moving along.

[02:12:12] Um, but...

[02:12:13] Nothing happens.

[02:12:15] It all just passes uneventfully.

[02:12:18] Don't say it like.

[02:12:19] Lots of noise, but, uh...

[02:12:21] But you keep the fire going and that's that.

[02:12:24] Wake up.

[02:12:26] Punch him.

[02:12:27] I did.

[02:12:29] Punch him again.

[02:12:30] Wake up.

[02:12:31] Your perception.

[02:12:36] 13 plus 1.

[02:12:40] Oh.

[02:12:41] 3.

[02:12:42] Plus 3.

[02:12:42] So, 16.

[02:12:44] 16.

[02:12:45] Okay.

[02:12:47] Um...

[02:12:48] So, during your watch, you're watching the fire, listening to the cracking, the chirping

[02:12:55] of the crickets and stuff.

[02:12:57] It's all very quiet and restful.

[02:13:03] And, uh...

[02:13:07] You don't notice until it's too late.

[02:13:11] On a 16?

[02:13:13] On a 16.

[02:13:13] A 16?

[02:13:15] Wait, what did you do?

[02:13:17] Even with a good roll.

[02:13:20] Can't really?

[02:13:21] I think you're like a nat 20 or something.

[02:13:23] You would've got a 23 with that.

[02:13:25] What does it always happen to you, Arceus?

[02:13:27] In my opinion, I think it's practical.

[02:13:29] It's a higher roll, the worst chance you get.

[02:13:31] You rolled higher than I did and you had nothing happen.

[02:13:34] You had a 14.

[02:13:34] I had a 13.

[02:13:35] No, I didn't.

[02:13:36] I had like a...

[02:13:38] Like a...

[02:13:38] Like a 7.

[02:13:39] I had a 7.

[02:13:40] And I had nothing happen.

[02:13:42] Then you heard something.

[02:13:43] Now it's happening to him.

[02:13:44] Oh, okay.

[02:13:44] I thought you got something higher.

[02:13:46] Okay.

[02:13:46] No.

[02:13:47] Please keep in mind, none of you are wearing your armor.

[02:13:51] Okay.

[02:13:52] So your armor class is 10 plus your dexterity modifier.

[02:13:59] I'm glad my...

[02:13:59] Okay, so I got...

[02:14:00] I still got 12.

[02:14:01] I still got 12.

[02:14:03] I still got 12.

[02:14:04] My dexterity is 15.

[02:14:06] I'm really glad about that.

[02:14:06] So yours is a 12.

[02:14:08] So it's 10 plus 2.

[02:14:09] Alright, we walk down 12.

[02:14:10] I'll do 12.

[02:14:12] Why can't...

[02:14:13] Why can't I have just slept in my room?

[02:14:15] Because it gets up on the 13.

[02:14:16] Well, I mean, you can.

[02:14:18] However, it's not restful.

[02:14:20] You wake up exhausted and you suffer disadvantage on all checks.

[02:14:23] Dexterity has three.

[02:14:24] So 10 plus 3.

[02:14:24] 13.

[02:14:25] Yeah.

[02:14:27] Without your...

[02:14:31] Okay.

[02:14:41] So...

[02:14:41] I'm trying to tell you this.

[02:14:46] Stop.

[02:14:48] So that'll be Sophie.

[02:14:50] Oh, a piece.

[02:14:52] And that'll be Tanner.

[02:14:53] You actually got pieces?

[02:14:55] Oh, that's sick.

[02:14:56] I thought...

[02:14:57] And that'll be Ethan.

[02:14:59] Oh!

[02:15:00] And that'll be Alex.

[02:15:06] Okay.

[02:15:06] So put yourself around the fire.

[02:15:08] Oh, but...

[02:15:09] Fire is the middle.

[02:15:10] Fire is the middle.

[02:15:12] Put yourself around the middle.

[02:15:13] I'm going to be chicken.

[02:15:14] Arceus.

[02:15:15] Good job.

[02:15:15] You actually know what the middle is.

[02:15:19] I'm like...

[02:15:24] I'm like...

[02:15:25] Oh my god.

[02:15:26] I'm like...

[02:15:27] Okay.

[02:15:28] And um...

[02:15:29] Stumbling into your camp.

[02:15:31] I'm sleeping.

[02:15:33] What is that?

[02:15:34] It doesn't look like that.

[02:15:36] That's just the piece that I have in it.

[02:15:38] I don't want to know what it looks like now.

[02:15:40] I should have taken...

[02:15:41] Watch it be like three times the size of it.

[02:15:45] We need some giant like hobbleblin.

[02:15:48] There's going to be a Bach hobblebler from Lush's Alvin.

[02:15:50] Oh no.

[02:15:51] We're going to see a Bach hobblebler walk into our...

[02:15:54] Walk into our...

[02:15:55] What is that?

[02:15:57] Is that?

[02:16:02] I don't like that.

[02:16:03] Why did you have to roll a 16?

[02:16:06] Arceus.

[02:16:07] That's tentacle.

[02:16:07] That's the worm thing that they were talking about.

[02:16:10] Yeah.

[02:16:11] Do I at least have my sword and shield?

[02:16:13] Probably not.

[02:16:14] There beside your bedroll.

[02:16:16] That would be where you would...

[02:16:17] Alright.

[02:16:17] So yeah, I do.

[02:16:18] At least I have my longsword and shield.

[02:16:20] Okay, so wait.

[02:16:23] It's...

[02:16:23] I'm close as stupid things.

[02:16:25] Don't worry.

[02:16:26] I'll do the...

[02:16:27] The links...

[02:16:29] I'll do the links running back.

[02:16:32] We're all around the fire.

[02:16:34] Alright, Anarchus.

[02:16:35] What do you do?

[02:16:36] Alright, um...

[02:16:37] Well, I already have my sword and shield.

[02:16:40] Because...

[02:16:41] Well...

[02:16:41] I do have that, right?

[02:16:43] You can pick them up.

[02:16:44] They're right there.

[02:16:44] I will pick them up.

[02:16:45] Don't need to roll for that.

[02:16:46] I will...

[02:16:47] I just will...

[02:16:49] Oh.

[02:16:50] They kick me.

[02:16:50] Alright, you've taken too long.

[02:16:52] Roll initiative.

[02:16:53] Oh, great.

[02:16:54] I was giving you a surprise round

[02:16:56] because it just walked straight into your campsite.

[02:16:58] 15 plus...

[02:16:59] I come up there?

[02:17:00] No.

[02:17:00] No, it's initiative.

[02:17:01] It's your initiative.

[02:17:02] So 15.

[02:17:04] Well, you should have some kind of bonus to your initiative.

[02:17:09] Initiative of initiative.

[02:17:10] Initiative's plus 3 is 17.

[02:17:12] Okay.

[02:17:14] Please tell me.

[02:17:15] He didn't get higher.

[02:17:16] There's no way he gets higher than...

[02:17:17] I'd like you to just, like...

[02:17:18] There's no way...

[02:17:19] I can go over.

[02:17:19] Do that.

[02:17:20] Not getting that.

[02:17:21] That's funny.

[02:17:22] You got a 19.

[02:17:23] So he goes first.

[02:17:24] What?

[02:17:25] Oh my god.

[02:17:26] I can't protect you guys.

[02:17:27] What is wrong with me?

[02:17:28] You should kick me.

[02:17:29] Wake me up.

[02:17:30] I'm going to do a warrior.

[02:17:31] I'm like...

[02:17:32] Just like screaming.

[02:17:32] Crouching down and reaching for your sword and shield.

[02:17:35] It goes for you first.

[02:17:36] Obviously.

[02:17:37] Thank goodness.

[02:17:38] He ignores me.

[02:17:39] Wake us up.

[02:17:40] And it is going to attack.

[02:17:46] Okay.

[02:17:46] Don't kill him.

[02:17:48] It does a...

[02:17:51] I guess...

[02:17:54] A little bit.

[02:17:55] 16 hits.

[02:17:57] Oh, that hits.

[02:17:58] Okay.

[02:17:59] So that'll be...

[02:18:03] Are you kidding?

[02:18:05] I'm at 18.

[02:18:07] No, 16.

[02:18:08] No, because that hits me.

[02:18:09] Oh yeah.

[02:18:10] So out of its right shoulder is this horrid looking tentacle.

[02:18:14] And it just comes snaking out and slaps you in the legs, taking you down on your ass.

[02:18:21] Oh no, now you're prone.

[02:18:23] You are prone and you take seven bludgeoning damage.

[02:18:31] I'm at 11.

[02:18:33] And then his second tentacle.

[02:18:43] Oh no.

[02:18:44] I'm about to get instant killed.

[02:18:45] Please no.

[02:18:46] Because then he has free reign to kill us.

[02:18:48] Don't die.

[02:18:50] What do you think I'm trying to do?

[02:18:52] Don't let the first session be the last.

[02:18:54] 18 is going to hit you, yeah?

[02:18:55] 18 guaranteed hits.

[02:18:56] Yeah, okay.

[02:18:57] Oh my god.

[02:18:58] I'm screaming.

[02:18:59] He's rolling good throws.

[02:19:00] There's nothing I can do against him.

[02:19:02] Okay.

[02:19:03] So he smashes you across the face with the other tentacle for a total of 5 damage.

[02:19:07] 5 damage.

[02:19:08] I did less than the...

[02:19:09] You only have still my...

[02:19:10] I did less than like sweeping his leg.

[02:19:13] I mean, that makes sense.

[02:19:14] Alright.

[02:19:15] My turn?

[02:19:16] Yeah.

[02:19:17] Wake us up.

[02:19:18] Wake us up.

[02:19:19] Wake us.

[02:19:20] Wake us.

[02:19:22] Actually, yeah.

[02:19:23] I'll end his turn there.

[02:19:24] But he's still 15 feet away from you.

[02:19:26] Ooh.

[02:19:27] The tentacles have reach.

[02:19:29] Oh, great.

[02:19:29] Alright.

[02:19:31] Kick me.

[02:19:32] First I'd like to scream as loud as I possibly can.

[02:19:35] You're on your ass.

[02:19:37] You're on your ass.

[02:19:37] I can scream still.

[02:19:39] I know.

[02:19:39] I'm just saying you're on your ass right now.

[02:19:42] Wake up.

[02:19:42] I am screaming.

[02:19:43] I don't care if it warns everything or not.

[02:19:44] I need you guys to be awake.

[02:19:46] Yes, you need us to be awake.

[02:19:48] I need you.

[02:19:48] I need you.

[02:19:49] I need you in that order.

[02:19:49] Wait, are we?

[02:19:50] Just good.

[02:19:51] No, no, no.

[02:19:51] Especially yours.

[02:19:53] Yours ain't doing shit.

[02:19:54] Don't taste Dickwavious.

[02:19:56] He ain't gonna do anything.

[02:19:57] You're twice as bad.

[02:19:58] Just grab him and throw him like a football.

[02:20:01] Cool.

[02:20:03] Good.

[02:20:03] You throw him up and then catch him at one point.

[02:20:06] I won.

[02:20:07] Alright.

[02:20:07] We just grabbed Dickwavious by the feet and just like hit him.

[02:20:11] Like a bat.

[02:20:12] Like a bag.

[02:20:13] Human ragdoll.

[02:20:13] No, like a bat.

[02:20:15] Like a human ragdoll.

[02:20:16] Just like smack him.

[02:20:18] Bludgeoning.

[02:20:19] Yay.

[02:20:20] So I'd like to scream and alarm them that there is something here.

[02:20:24] Okay.

[02:20:24] Everybody give me a perception test.

[02:20:26] Except for Tim.

[02:20:28] DC is really easy.

[02:20:30] But you could still fail.

[02:20:32] Oh my god.

[02:20:32] 12.

[02:20:33] Okay.

[02:20:34] Is it plus anything?

[02:20:36] Your perception.

[02:20:37] And?

[02:20:38] So this?

[02:20:39] If you're proficient.

[02:20:40] If you're proficient, then you get your proficiency bonus.

[02:20:43] Oh.

[02:20:43] 12.

[02:20:44] 14.

[02:20:45] I'm 14 now.

[02:20:46] 12.

[02:20:48] None of you failed.

[02:20:49] So you all hear him screaming like a little girl.

[02:20:53] God is from home.

[02:20:54] I mean it.

[02:20:55] I am at 6 HP.

[02:20:58] It fits.

[02:20:58] Who's fault is that?

[02:20:59] Not mine.

[02:21:00] You wake up.

[02:21:02] So.

[02:21:04] What?

[02:21:06] Crazy.

[02:21:10] Come on.

[02:21:11] Wait.

[02:21:11] He's 15 feet away from me.

[02:21:13] I should be here.

[02:21:15] I should be here.

[02:21:16] Steve.

[02:21:16] Rook.

[02:21:17] I should be around here.

[02:21:18] Who are these two of them?

[02:21:20] Um.

[02:21:21] Steve Rook.

[02:21:22] Your guy.

[02:21:24] Jack Daniels.

[02:21:25] Jack Daniels.

[02:21:26] Jack Daniels.

[02:21:27] You changed your shirt.

[02:21:29] I just took my sweater off.

[02:21:30] Oh.

[02:21:30] Okay.

[02:21:32] It's like.

[02:21:32] Wait.

[02:21:32] No, no.

[02:21:33] You were wearing a Jack Daniels shirt before.

[02:21:35] Okay.

[02:21:36] My sweater is sitting right there.

[02:21:37] I can't put it back on.

[02:21:38] Yeah.

[02:21:38] Okay.

[02:21:39] So it's way to be as soon as he's sitting there and he's like.

[02:21:42] Shut up.

[02:21:44] Girls fight to sleep.

[02:21:45] Okay.

[02:21:45] Okay.

[02:21:46] Um.

[02:21:47] Okay.

[02:21:47] So I need the three of you to roll initiatives.

[02:21:50] Okay.

[02:21:50] Welcome to the fight.

[02:21:53] Finally awake.

[02:21:56] I see you're awake.

[02:21:58] We roll it on the table.

[02:22:05] Wait.

[02:22:06] Wait.

[02:22:06] Hold on.

[02:22:06] Wait.

[02:22:07] Watch initiative.

[02:22:07] Watch initiative.

[02:22:07] And then the chair turned it to a 14.

[02:22:10] Who's that really bad?

[02:22:11] Last initiative?

[02:22:12] Is that one?

[02:22:13] It happens.

[02:22:13] That's a one.

[02:22:17] Wait.

[02:22:17] What is yours?

[02:22:18] Wait.

[02:22:18] Hold on.

[02:22:19] Plus initiative?

[02:22:20] You don't get plus anything.

[02:22:21] Plus your initiative.

[02:22:22] Wait.

[02:22:22] Plus initiative.

[02:22:24] Initiative.

[02:22:25] Oh.

[02:22:25] What is that?

[02:22:26] I can read.

[02:22:29] Where is this?

[02:22:30] I'm pretty sure you're all a plus two.

[02:22:32] Yeah.

[02:22:32] So I got three.

[02:22:33] Okay.

[02:22:34] So where is it?

[02:22:35] It's right there.

[02:22:36] Oh.

[02:22:36] Initiative.

[02:22:36] Yeah.

[02:22:37] Okay.

[02:22:37] Did anybody get between a 15 and a 20?

[02:22:40] Oh.

[02:22:40] I got 15.

[02:22:41] Okay.

[02:22:41] Okay.

[02:22:42] So great.

[02:22:43] I got four.

[02:22:44] Three.

[02:22:45] Don't act.

[02:22:46] Don't act.

[02:22:46] Don't act.

[02:22:46] You got a bad run.

[02:22:47] I got worse.

[02:22:48] Okay.

[02:22:49] I got a nat one.

[02:22:50] I got a high roll.

[02:22:53] So if you want,

[02:22:54] what was your total?

[02:22:54] I got a high roll.

[02:22:55] Still,

[02:22:56] you got a bad run.

[02:22:57] I don't think I'm winning this fight.

[02:22:59] You're not.

[02:22:59] You're dang.

[02:23:00] I'm going last.

[02:23:01] Run away, bro.

[02:23:02] I'm going last.

[02:23:03] Go over there.

[02:23:04] If you die,

[02:23:05] I won't feel bad

[02:23:05] because you brought this on yourself

[02:23:07] by taking the third shift

[02:23:09] and getting a bad roll.

[02:23:11] Yes.

[02:23:11] That's on you.

[02:23:11] This is all on you.

[02:23:12] That is all on you.

[02:23:13] Who loses on you?

[02:23:15] Okay.

[02:23:16] And...

[02:23:17] I'm going to sack of rice myself.

[02:23:18] Sack of rice.

[02:23:19] Sack of rice.

[02:23:20] Yeah.

[02:23:20] Okay.

[02:23:23] He's going to jump in front of somebody

[02:23:24] just like...

[02:23:27] No.

[02:23:29] Okay.

[02:23:31] Ethan is up.

[02:23:32] No.

[02:23:32] Oh, thank you.

[02:23:34] Okay.

[02:23:35] Don't say,

[02:23:35] Oh, thank God.

[02:23:36] What am I doing?

[02:23:38] I didn't let Arceus go.

[02:23:41] Okay.

[02:23:42] Arceus, you're up.

[02:23:43] You're on deck.

[02:23:45] Meaning you're next.

[02:23:46] Can I back up and do lay on hands on myself?

[02:23:50] On myself.

[02:23:51] You can.

[02:23:53] You're exiting his reach range.

[02:23:56] Yes.

[02:23:56] Okay.

[02:23:57] That'll be an attack of opportunity.

[02:23:59] Oh.

[02:24:00] Dude.

[02:24:01] Um, that was a...

[02:24:02] Well, 16 hits, yeah?

[02:24:04] Guaranteed, yeah.

[02:24:05] Okay.

[02:24:05] What guarantees?

[02:24:07] You're dead.

[02:24:07] You're actually dead, bro.

[02:24:09] You have five.

[02:24:10] I'm at six.

[02:24:11] You're at six.

[02:24:12] Close enough.

[02:24:14] Do not die.

[02:24:15] I'm dead.

[02:24:16] You're dead.

[02:24:16] I'm dead.

[02:24:17] Shut up.

[02:24:17] You're dead.

[02:24:18] You're so dead.

[02:24:18] There is three numbers.

[02:24:20] You get hit to kill me.

[02:24:22] Yes.

[02:24:22] You're dead.

[02:24:23] And guess what?

[02:24:24] You're dead.

[02:24:25] He has good hand.

[02:24:26] You can roll for ten.

[02:24:27] He hits you across the head for eight minutes.

[02:24:31] Yep, you're dead.

[02:24:31] I'm dead.

[02:24:33] You're unconscious.

[02:24:35] You're at zero hit points, which means you are unconscious.

[02:24:39] You are not dead.

[02:24:40] You have to start making death saving fronts.

[02:24:42] That's all.

[02:24:43] Great.

[02:24:44] My one weakness.

[02:24:45] Roll.

[02:24:46] My one weakness.

[02:24:47] Anything that can hurt me.

[02:24:51] My fear don't matter.

[02:24:52] But that means zero.

[02:24:53] Anything.

[02:24:54] So this one.

[02:24:56] What are you doing?

[02:24:57] Dead.

[02:24:57] I can't roll.

[02:24:58] You're unconscious.

[02:25:00] I can't roll.

[02:25:01] I know.

[02:25:01] That's why she has to save me.

[02:25:03] I'm going to fail my first one.

[02:25:04] Okay.

[02:25:05] You're going to jump the fire and charge in?

[02:25:06] Yes.

[02:25:07] Okay.

[02:25:09] Just a little bit.

[02:25:11] Just jump.

[02:25:13] They'll probably provide like an attack.

[02:25:16] That's weird.

[02:25:17] Only if you try to get out of his reach.

[02:25:20] Okay.

[02:25:21] Which is what happened and not hit as unconscious.

[02:25:26] Oh.

[02:25:27] What was this supposed to do?

[02:25:28] Wait, so it's attack.

[02:25:29] So what?

[02:25:30] Strength?

[02:25:31] Two?

[02:25:31] There was a chance.

[02:25:33] You're attacking with your spear?

[02:25:34] Yes.

[02:25:35] So yeah, it's your die 20 plus your strength bonus plus your proficiency bonus.

[02:25:41] There was nothing I could do there.

[02:25:42] Wait, what?

[02:25:43] So plus three then?

[02:25:46] Okay.

[02:25:46] So we're going to mark this in to make it a little easier on you.

[02:25:50] So right here.

[02:25:51] Yes.

[02:25:52] Okay.

[02:25:53] You're going to put your proficiency bonus plus your strength bonus.

[02:25:56] So plus five.

[02:25:56] So for your spear, every time you roll a die 20, you're going to add plus five.

[02:26:02] Okay.

[02:26:03] So what is it?

[02:26:04] I rolled 19.

[02:26:06] So 19 plus five?

[02:26:08] Yes.

[02:26:08] That's a 24.

[02:26:09] 24.

[02:26:09] And you get a 24 Wilkins.

[02:26:11] You can see while you're there.

[02:26:12] Okay.

[02:26:13] 24.

[02:26:14] And then it's six?

[02:26:16] Uh, are you using it one or two-handed?

[02:26:19] Give an assist in hand.

[02:26:20] Two-handed, I guess.

[02:26:21] Well, if you have nothing in your other hand, then yeah.

[02:26:24] Yeah, okay.

[02:26:25] So it'll be a die eight.

[02:26:28] Plus three.

[02:26:29] Okay.

[02:26:29] I've been to the target here.

[02:26:32] Four.

[02:26:33] Uh, plus your point of charge.

[02:26:36] So the firemen does want to see how we do.

[02:26:38] Okay.

[02:26:39] They're just all going to see.

[02:26:40] I'm like, right up.

[02:26:41] I'm like, oh.

[02:26:43] Super, how you doing?

[02:26:44] Super, how you doing?

[02:26:45] So, um, I hit him five.

[02:26:49] Oh, my God.

[02:26:49] Is he anywhere near your death?

[02:26:51] No.

[02:26:52] No.

[02:26:53] Great.

[02:26:54] Yeah, no.

[02:26:54] It's a long way.

[02:26:55] Oh, God.

[02:26:56] Oh, God.

[02:26:57] Why?

[02:26:58] What was I supposed to do?

[02:27:01] Not roll a 16.

[02:27:03] I don't know if he knows, but my hand is kind of bad at that.

[02:27:05] I rolled the opposite of what I needed.

[02:27:07] Okay.

[02:27:07] Um, did you have anything else that you can, that you were going to do?

[02:27:12] Or is that...

[02:27:14] Can I cast one of those?

[02:27:16] Uh, if it has a casting time of a bonus action, then yes.

[02:27:22] Yes, I'll pick some.

[02:27:24] Okay.

[02:27:26] Because you have had a short rest, so you do have your spell slot back.

[02:27:29] Yep.

[02:27:29] So yeah, you can hex him.

[02:27:31] Um, but it's only active when you make an attack after the hex.

[02:27:38] Now that the hex is there, any future attacks that you make, whether it's magic or with your

[02:27:43] spear, do the extra dice hex a bit.

[02:27:45] Hex.

[02:27:46] Hex should always be first.

[02:27:47] Oh, my God.

[02:27:48] Watch me go to target to kill him.

[02:27:50] Well, can it happen with other people or just me?

[02:27:52] Just you.

[02:27:53] Oh, so if...

[02:27:54] If I die, it works for you.

[02:27:56] No, if either were to hex them and I were to hit them after...

[02:27:59] It wouldn't do that.

[02:28:00] No.

[02:28:01] The hex only triggers for her attack.

[02:28:03] Well, for Ethan.

[02:28:06] For Ethan.

[02:28:06] Yes.

[02:28:07] For Ethan's attacks.

[02:28:08] Yes.

[02:28:08] Okay, so...

[02:28:09] Sorry, I'm getting used to all of your character names.

[02:28:12] Yeah.

[02:28:12] So, what do I roll for that?

[02:28:16] Nothing.

[02:28:17] Hex is an automatic hit because it doesn't really do anything on its own.

[02:28:21] Which one should I get?

[02:28:23] I like darkness.

[02:28:24] I like paladin.

[02:28:26] Could be different paladin.

[02:28:27] Okay.

[02:28:28] Yeah, so that puts up Evan.

[02:28:33] So...

[02:28:35] I'm sorry.

[02:28:37] I forgot.

[02:28:38] Who?

[02:28:38] Wait, Adam's awake.

[02:28:39] The guy saved.

[02:28:41] The guy saved on the side of the road.

[02:28:43] All right.

[02:28:43] He wakes up.

[02:28:44] He doesn't even roll out of bed.

[02:28:46] He just grabs his staff from beside him and points it.

[02:28:50] And three little darts of pure white energy launch out of the staff and nail him.

[02:28:59] Four.

[02:29:05] Like if this standard is...

[02:29:09] I tried to heal.

[02:29:10] I tried.

[02:29:12] I didn't want to stay in his attack range.

[02:29:14] I would have been hit no matter what.

[02:29:16] Okay.

[02:29:17] And he hits him with all three little darts of force.

[02:29:20] And he starts getting to his feet.

[02:29:24] Who have we got up next?

[02:29:26] That would be Sparrow.

[02:29:28] Your turn.

[02:29:30] What is that?

[02:29:30] Okay.

[02:29:31] Yeah.

[02:29:32] So if I used Thunder Wave, it would kill...

[02:29:35] It would damage that.

[02:29:37] It will hit everybody adjacent to you.

[02:29:40] It is like fireball.

[02:29:41] Everybody in a square next to you.

[02:29:43] And if I can produce a flame, can I just aim it at the one dude?

[02:29:48] Yes.

[02:29:49] It's a targeted spell.

[02:29:50] You can...

[02:29:51] I mean, there's someone in front of you.

[02:29:52] You would have to just go...

[02:29:53] That's me.

[02:29:54] So could I technically use fieldwork and produce flame?

[02:29:58] Grab one as a fire?

[02:30:00] Yes.

[02:30:00] Because one is a cantrip and the other is a leveled spell.

[02:30:03] Please don't kill us with your magic powers.

[02:30:06] Okay.

[02:30:08] I'm going to use fireball on him.

[02:30:11] Produce flame, not fireball.

[02:30:12] Produce flame on him.

[02:30:14] Okay.

[02:30:15] And then I'm going to use healing word on that person.

[02:30:21] Okay.

[02:30:22] So you conjure a little flame in your hand and you throw it like a fastball at the guy?

[02:30:28] Okay.

[02:30:29] So give me your attack roll.

[02:30:30] Oh, God.

[02:30:32] Good.

[02:30:32] Right.

[02:30:33] It's going to be terrible.

[02:30:35] I always have terrible roll.

[02:30:35] Don't say that.

[02:30:37] Terrible roll.

[02:30:39] Well, saying it just begin to exist.

[02:30:40] Don't say it.

[02:30:41] Okay.

[02:30:42] That was six with the...

[02:30:44] So plus your spell attack modifier, which is on the spell sheet.

[02:30:49] Top right corner.

[02:30:51] Six.

[02:30:53] So 12.

[02:30:53] Six total?

[02:30:55] No, 12.

[02:30:55] It's six for that and six there.

[02:30:57] So 12.

[02:31:01] Yeah, that's not going to do it.

[02:31:03] It goes wide and just passes off straight beside its head and kind of peters off to nothing.

[02:31:10] But you still have your other one.

[02:31:13] Okay, I'm going to heal that idiot over there.

[02:31:16] The unconscious idiot.

[02:31:18] That idiot.

[02:31:19] Okay.

[02:31:20] So how does that...

[02:31:21] How did your spell take shape?

[02:31:23] Okay.

[02:31:24] I say where bubble pierce goes into them.

[02:31:28] Okay.

[02:31:28] A couple of super cool lightning bolts.

[02:31:30] You're like, and instead of killing him, it heals him.

[02:31:34] He's just sizzling, but he's huge.

[02:31:37] I do like your speech bubble spells.

[02:31:39] That's excellent.

[02:31:40] Yeah, I like that.