(D&D5e): Eberron: Ashat's Adventurers - Episode 14: Assassination Attempts and Shopping!

[00:00:03] During the Last War, when the Elves of Aranol annexed Valinar from Seir, the Ashat Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:14] At the end of the Last War, when the morning creeped across Seir, decimating all in its path, the Ashat Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:26] Now, five years after the Last War, Mama Abby of the Ashat Ranch stands defiant but hopeful, with plans for a future for wayward Seirin survivors.

[00:00:41] She'll need help in this new expansion. Help from friends and found family. Help from Ashat's Adventurers.

[00:00:51] Can you close your, uh, your suitcase? No. Please. Um...

[00:01:06] If you get a barrier, so does he. Yeah, I can see the barrier too.

[00:01:12] It's for spinning my D20. You son of a bitch.

[00:01:19] Spinning my D20 that you hate so goddamn much.

[00:01:23] So much so that last session I hid it before the game started.

[00:01:28] I should not have given a drink.

[00:01:30] Look good, it's still here.

[00:01:34] That would've been really, like, really funny if I had, like, said that as, like, a hint to you that, like, it was gone.

[00:01:40] I'm gonna have to start leaving my briefcase locked.

[00:01:45] Whole briefcase goes missing.

[00:01:51] We're still being friends.

[00:01:53] It just escalates really badly.

[00:01:56] All over a dice.

[00:01:57] Break into Chris's house in the middle of the night.

[00:02:00] With his rifle and a ski mask.

[00:02:02] Give me my fucking dice!

[00:02:05] Seems a bit extreme.

[00:02:06] Yeah, well, you know, we were going extreme.

[00:02:09] Mm-hmm.

[00:02:12] It's your first one.

[00:02:13] It's my first one.

[00:02:14] It's my first one.

[00:02:16] It broke.

[00:02:18] It even broke.

[00:02:20] What?

[00:02:21] Oh, the tip popped off?

[00:02:24] Yeah.

[00:02:25] That's the...

[00:02:26] Wow, that one was barely holding on.

[00:02:29] That was the, one of the, uh, the gun for the bullet dice?

[00:02:31] Yeah, the older ones I printed out.

[00:02:34] Yeah.

[00:02:35] They, um, I chose a bad infill setting.

[00:02:39] And sometimes when it got up there, there wasn't much actually cross section in there.

[00:02:42] Like, it's basically wide open there.

[00:02:44] Yep.

[00:02:45] But the new version, there's like a cross that goes all the way up.

[00:02:48] So it's solid now.

[00:02:49] The new ones, so.

[00:02:50] I'll replace that.

[00:02:53] Hi, welcome to One Less Die, a D&D 5e actual play podcast.

[00:02:57] Uh, we're playing our Shots Adventures, or, um, the asshats of Eberron campaign.

[00:03:07] And, um, yeah, last session, uh, we left off with a bit of a, uh, just a, just a small,

[00:03:12] um, uh, small bit of tension.

[00:03:15] A small, small issue happened at the end of last session, where, uh, some priests were

[00:03:21] coming in to, uh, a shot, uh, to spread the good word of the undying court, um, for the

[00:03:27] elves of Valinar and such.

[00:03:29] Um, and then a stray arrow came from somewhere.

[00:03:34] And luckily one of our, one of the shots, uh, one of the asshats was, was, uh, heroic

[00:03:40] enough to, um, Mr. President get down the, the, the high priest that was, uh, that was introducing

[00:03:47] himself at the time. And, and took an arrow to the, to the chest for this, uh, for this,

[00:03:55] this priest. Um, so, um, before we get too far ahead, uh, let's, uh, introduce our characters.

[00:04:02] Uh, starting with the, uh, the assassin himself, Merit.

[00:04:07] I am Kirklus Evandros, hater of undead, including all of their priests.

[00:04:13] Including the undying court.

[00:04:15] Including the undying court. Especially the undying court.

[00:04:18] Yep.

[00:04:18] There is beef there.

[00:04:20] Yeah, there is a, there's a history.

[00:04:22] I am a, uh, a rogue ranger.

[00:04:27] Emphasis on the rogue.

[00:04:28] I was like, you're a rogue ranger as in, you're a rogue and a ranger.

[00:04:32] Not your, you're not a ranger that's gone rogue.

[00:04:34] He's not a ranger that's gone rogue.

[00:04:37] Yeah.

[00:04:37] He has gone rogue.

[00:04:39] Little of both.

[00:04:40] Mm-hmm.

[00:04:41] Yeah, now that title's a little bit more literal.

[00:04:43] Uh, all right.

[00:04:46] Uh, also an elf.

[00:04:47] I think, did you mention that?

[00:04:48] Half elf.

[00:04:49] Oh, you're a half elf?

[00:04:50] I thought you were a full elf.

[00:04:51] Okay.

[00:04:52] Nope, that's my other game.

[00:04:53] I'm a full elf.

[00:04:54] Okay.

[00:04:54] I was gonna say.

[00:04:55] Yeah.

[00:04:56] Uh, all right.

[00:04:57] And then, uh, next up we have, uh, Aaron.

[00:05:00] Get down, Mr. President.

[00:05:02] Mr. President.

[00:05:03] Mr. High Priest, get down!

[00:05:04] Mr. High Priest, get down!

[00:05:05] Uh, I'm a thin tan Polaris.

[00:05:08] I'm a, um...

[00:05:09] Rest in power.

[00:05:10] I'm sorry?

[00:05:11] Rest in power.

[00:05:13] It's not quite dead.

[00:05:14] Because Finn, what you say!

[00:05:16] Because you take the arrow.

[00:05:17] Because we even rolled damage.

[00:05:19] I think he took like, how much damage did you take last time?

[00:05:21] It was like a lot.

[00:05:22] It was like 30 or something.

[00:05:22] Yeah, it was like 30 or something.

[00:05:23] It was quite a bit, but it was nowhere near enough to take me out.

[00:05:26] Um, I'm a paladin.

[00:05:29] And a warlock.

[00:05:31] And now a bard.

[00:05:34] You took the arrow?

[00:05:35] Poof!

[00:05:36] Bard.

[00:05:41] As you were, you thought that you were dying, there was a song that just shot into your head.

[00:05:45] It's like, you know what? I'm gonna be a bard now.

[00:05:47] Yeah, yeah, the song was, uh...

[00:05:49] Stay alive.

[00:05:50] Stay alive.

[00:05:52] Stay alive.

[00:05:52] Stay alive.

[00:05:53] And I was like, let the bodies hit the floor.

[00:05:55] Let the bodies hit the floor.

[00:05:57] Let the bodies hit the floor.

[00:05:58] Let the bodies hit the...

[00:06:00] Chhh, chhh, floor!

[00:06:02] Yeah.

[00:06:03] Yeah, I could have been that too.

[00:06:05] But, no.

[00:06:06] No, no.

[00:06:06] You may have to take coffee right now.

[00:06:08] That's fine.

[00:06:08] We've done that.

[00:06:09] This isn't our first goat fuck.

[00:06:12] Yeah, as long as it's not Metallica, nobody's gonna care.

[00:06:14] Yeah, we've already gotten called out by Adam for Scorpion.

[00:06:20] And, uh, Hurricanes.

[00:06:22] Rocky like a hurricane.

[00:06:23] By the Scorpions.

[00:06:24] As a duly designated lawyer of, uh, of, uh, Scorpions.

[00:06:28] Adam was like, I'll have to remind you to cease and desist on using the, uh, hurricanes.

[00:06:38] Yeah.

[00:06:38] Uh, yeah, yeah.

[00:06:40] I am a, uh, paladin, warlock, bard.

[00:06:43] Not really sure how to combine those yet.

[00:06:45] Pal... pal... paladard?

[00:06:49] Paladard?

[00:06:52] Paladard?

[00:06:55] Paladard?

[00:06:59] Paladard?

[00:07:00] Oh.

[00:07:04] Um... bardackin?

[00:07:06] Bardackin?

[00:07:07] We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna full blow with Star Trek.

[00:07:09] I'm starting to have Star Trek.

[00:07:10] Yeah, you just go, we're just going full blow with like Star Trek great species.

[00:07:13] It's like the bardackins are.

[00:07:19] We'll workshop it, it's fine.

[00:07:21] Yeah, we'll workshop.

[00:07:21] Speaking of workshopping, uh, Dave, you're careful.

[00:07:24] Warbarden.

[00:07:25] Warbarden.

[00:07:25] Warbarden.

[00:07:25] I like that.

[00:07:26] Oh, warbarden.

[00:07:26] Yeah, I like that.

[00:07:27] Okay.

[00:07:27] But, again, uh, Dave.

[00:07:29] Yes, me.

[00:07:30] Uh, I am playing Copper, who is the, uh, Warforged Artificer, uh, Artifizard, actually, Warforged Artifizard, uh, Battlesmith.

[00:07:40] And he has a steel companion named Rob that I never forget about.

[00:07:44] Uh, he, whatever.

[00:07:46] No.

[00:07:46] Actually, you haven't forgotten about him much lately.

[00:07:48] No, because I keep saying it in the intro.

[00:07:50] Yeah, yeah.

[00:07:50] So I'm trying to remember.

[00:07:52] Um, yeah, he basically looks like a, um, a steampunk slash dwarven style robotic Saint Bernard.

[00:08:00] Uh, yeah.

[00:08:03] Cool.

[00:08:04] Um, so yeah.

[00:08:05] So here's a reminder for you.

[00:08:07] Um, is that the dog on dice?

[00:08:09] Merit?

[00:08:10] Or should I say Kirkless?

[00:08:13] Wow.

[00:08:13] I am gonna need you to roll that stuff.

[00:08:15] I think I have a yellow one.

[00:08:15] Uh, kind of like, let that stuff roll.

[00:08:17] It's okay.

[00:08:17] With whatever advantages and stuff that you think you need.

[00:08:23] Well, I do have yellow ones, but they don't have a lot of responses.

[00:08:25] I will say also that because there are several of his high, of his priesthood and guard, um,

[00:08:31] watching and looking around, they also have advantage, so.

[00:08:36] 20.

[00:08:39] What was it, like 20?

[00:08:41] Not 20?

[00:08:41] No.

[00:08:42] Okay.

[00:08:42] 10 plus 10.

[00:08:43] 10 plus 10.

[00:08:45] Okay.

[00:08:46] Um, yeah, you're the, uh, the priest, like one of the, one of the, the high guard, or

[00:08:50] like the people that were like kind of, well, like protected, like the next to him, basically

[00:08:54] like do the Mr. President get down, like they, like drop it, they deck him and drop him

[00:08:58] and like on, and they cover him as, uh, as a chance.

[00:09:06] And then just like drops to a knee as an arrow goes through, uh, went through his chest.

[00:09:12] Um, so yeah, you're, you're, um, not having a good day, Fintan.

[00:09:17] Like you, that, that hurt.

[00:09:20] Rip the arrow.

[00:09:21] Rip the arrow.

[00:09:22] I'm good.

[00:09:24] Really?

[00:09:25] Yeah.

[00:09:25] Cause I can do that.

[00:09:27] He just lays hands on himself.

[00:09:28] Yeah, so, it was very, it was like, ooooh, good.

[00:09:34] It got, it would slow-mo like, or if it's, I mean, the other option for lay on hands is,

[00:09:39] uh, okay, I'm good.

[00:09:46] I wonder if that showed up on recording.

[00:09:48] I don't want to play this anymore.

[00:09:51] I thought Shadowrun was the grossest, grossest adventures.

[00:09:54] Well, it's Aaron, so he's going to like one up himself.

[00:09:57] Yeah.

[00:09:59] Uh, so, um.

[00:10:00] So does that mean that I'm like the Sam Riegel of our group?

[00:10:03] You might be the Sam Riegel.

[00:10:04] Fuck.

[00:10:06] I'm just not nearly as clever or, um, creative as he is.

[00:10:13] Sorry.

[00:10:14] That was a bit of a low blow to you.

[00:10:16] More handsome, more rich, or...

[00:10:19] Well, there, he, he's well-tuned.

[00:10:22] He's a lot wealthier than I am.

[00:10:24] Oh, I need that though.

[00:10:25] Okay.

[00:10:26] Use the, uh, here, use this.

[00:10:28] Okay.

[00:10:30] Can sing better and actually writes music and stuff.

[00:10:35] Just better in every way.

[00:10:36] Okay.

[00:10:38] Ugh.

[00:10:41] Ugh.

[00:10:41] I just want to sit here somewhere.

[00:10:46] So, um, yeah, the, uh, the, the group of priests and the, like, the guards that were

[00:10:51] kind of protecting them and such, like the elves, they're all elves.

[00:10:54] Um, they, yeah, the, the, the priest is eventually like brought up after like, unless

[00:10:58] you're doing something more, unless you're going to like, like, aha, follow our throne.

[00:11:04] Nope.

[00:11:04] I have poked a bear.

[00:11:05] I'm going to evacuate.

[00:11:07] Okay.

[00:11:07] So where, where were you?

[00:11:08] I gotta ask, where were you when you decided to, uh, try attempt this assassination?

[00:11:12] At the very edge of my, um, non-disadvantage range.

[00:11:18] I think he means cosmetically in the area.

[00:11:20] Well, and I'm fine with that too.

[00:11:21] Like, I mean like, were you up, were you on ground or were you up on a roof?

[00:11:25] I was on the wall.

[00:11:27] Okay.

[00:11:28] Spider-Man.

[00:11:29] I was on the, on the battlements.

[00:11:31] Okay.

[00:11:32] Behind cover.

[00:11:33] I popped up, I took the shot and I ducked away.

[00:11:36] Nice.

[00:11:37] So yeah, people like, there's a little bit of a, uh, a panic.

[00:11:41] Um, Mama, uh, Mama Abby comes out like a, for, um, her, her, her tavern and basically

[00:11:46] like what's going on?

[00:11:47] Oh God, what's happening?

[00:11:48] Oh God, what's happening?

[00:11:50] Um, and, uh, the, the guards are kind of shielding the, the high priest, but he, he gets up as well.

[00:11:56] Like they help him up and such.

[00:11:58] Um, it's like, oh, what, what was, what, uh, are we under attack? Are you, are, is your, is our city under attack?

[00:12:05] Oh, are you okay, sir?

[00:12:08] Looks too.

[00:12:09] Fintan.

[00:12:10] Yeah, I'm fine.

[00:12:12] Oh.

[00:12:13] By the, by the grace of the undying court, thank you for, for, uh, for, for shielding me from, from assassinating.

[00:12:19] Perhaps it's one of the Carnathy, uh, uh, some, some of the Emerald Claw.

[00:12:23] Yeah, it's probably one of them.

[00:12:25] Emerald Claw have been real active around here.

[00:12:28] Okay, we'll bluff.

[00:12:30] You mean deception?

[00:12:31] Deception.

[00:12:32] Okay.

[00:12:33] Cause I moved my beer, uh, so I can see the, the, the, the stats.

[00:12:37] The coasters are all gone.

[00:12:38] No!

[00:12:39] That's not my fault.

[00:12:41] Damn it!

[00:12:41] I even looked for it.

[00:12:45] You could spin on top of the suitcase.

[00:12:47] The resistance.

[00:12:48] No.

[00:12:48] Okay.

[00:12:49] There's one there!

[00:12:50] There's one there!

[00:12:51] There's one there!

[00:12:52] There's one there!

[00:12:52] It's already rolling.

[00:12:54] Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.

[00:12:57] Ah!

[00:13:02] Okay.

[00:13:04] And...

[00:13:06] Deception.

[00:13:09] Uh, 17?

[00:13:10] Uh, 17?

[00:13:11] Uh, 17?

[00:13:11] Uh, 17?

[00:13:11] Okay.

[00:13:12] Um, oh, well, then, yes, uh, then we should, uh, actually one of his guards is like, may I inspect

[00:13:18] that arrow?

[00:13:22] I suppose.

[00:13:24] I suppose.

[00:13:24] Technically, you don't know who shot it.

[00:13:26] I'll hand over the arrow.

[00:13:28] Okay.

[00:13:29] Now I need you, motherfucker.

[00:13:32] You need a mirror.

[00:13:33] Roll a coincidence check.

[00:13:35] This is, it's a, roll a, uh, a, a percentile die, and tell me high or low.

[00:13:43] Well, I mean...

[00:13:43] Did I happen to pull out the, uh, the, uh, the salvaged carnapi arrow?

[00:13:48] Yes, there's, there should be salvaged carnapi and salvaged, uh, warforged.

[00:13:52] Yeah.

[00:13:53] Now they're saying, yeah, they're saying, yeah, so, so yeah, basically, either one, and like,

[00:13:57] so high or low, first off.

[00:13:59] He means before you roll.

[00:14:01] Before you roll.

[00:14:02] Oh.

[00:14:02] Yeah, I'm sorry, re-roll again.

[00:14:04] Yeah, but tell me high or low.

[00:14:05] Well, that was a hundred.

[00:14:08] He, okay, so the way coincidence check works for, for, it's a home.

[00:14:12] Basically, it's a 50-50 chance that he's telling you to pick heads or tails.

[00:14:15] Yeah.

[00:14:15] Alright.

[00:14:16] High.

[00:14:16] Okay.

[00:14:23] 50?

[00:14:24] Exactly.

[00:14:25] Exactly.

[00:14:27] Hang on.

[00:14:30] Odds or evens?

[00:14:32] Who?

[00:14:33] You.

[00:14:33] Me?

[00:14:33] Yeah.

[00:14:34] Why?

[00:14:34] Because...

[00:14:35] Why is this on me all of a sudden?

[00:14:36] Odds or evens?

[00:14:38] You know, I literally have...

[00:14:40] Yeah.

[00:14:41] ...like two-sided dice.

[00:14:42] Okay.

[00:14:43] Yeah, fair.

[00:14:44] Let the book decide.

[00:14:45] Fine, let the book decide.

[00:14:46] Okay.

[00:14:47] The Tome of Justice.

[00:14:48] So, one, it isn't one of the other.

[00:14:53] And two, you get to choose which of the Karnath...

[00:14:56] If it's a Karnathia or a Warforged blade.

[00:14:57] Or a arrow.

[00:15:01] So what was it?

[00:15:07] You have to tell us.

[00:15:08] Aaron!

[00:15:09] Don't be an asshat.

[00:15:10] It's two.

[00:15:11] Okay.

[00:15:12] Alright.

[00:15:13] Um, is it a Karnathia arrow or a Warforged arrow?

[00:15:16] A Warforged arrow.

[00:15:17] Okay, so it's a bolt.

[00:15:18] Like basically.

[00:15:19] Alright.

[00:15:19] Yeah, so he's like, hmm, this isn't Karnathia at all.

[00:15:23] It's...

[00:15:24] Based on the simplicity of the utility, the Spartan style, I'd say this is...

[00:15:28] Son of a bitch, that's one of the Lord of Blades bolts.

[00:15:31] Okay, roll another deception.

[00:15:33] Well, no.

[00:15:34] It might actually be.

[00:15:35] I know, but you're like, you're still trying to play up this ruse, right?

[00:15:39] Or are you just...

[00:15:40] No, I'm literally just saying, son of a bitch, it's one of the Lords of Blades bolts.

[00:15:43] He doesn't know that.

[00:15:44] He shot him.

[00:15:45] So you guys have issues with Karnathia and...

[00:15:50] Warforged elements in the city?

[00:15:51] We as an adventuring group have had issues with the Karnathia.

[00:15:55] Uh, us as a city have had problems with the Lord of Blades and his ilk.

[00:16:00] I see.

[00:16:02] He actually...

[00:16:03] You see that cemetery over there?

[00:16:06] It looks... yeah.

[00:16:07] Yeah.

[00:16:08] Every corpse in that cemetery was killed by the Lord of Blades men.

[00:16:13] And Mama Abby kind of like, behind you, like off in the distance, kind of like mutters like,

[00:16:17] well also my parents are buried there too, that's where we decided to plot them...

[00:16:21] Put the plot in.

[00:16:22] Try to...

[00:16:22] That's not the point!

[00:16:26] And then so like, the guardsmen, or like the mercenary guy...

[00:16:29] And how did your parents die?

[00:16:31] By the Lord of Blades!

[00:16:32] Um...

[00:16:34] ...old age and war.

[00:16:36] Which they got to because the Lord of Blades left them alone.

[00:16:44] Oh, that's funny.

[00:16:49] Uh, okay, so the, the, the, the high guard, or the guard, uh, looks over to the high priest, kind of like, what...

[00:16:58] ...tells him to lay off the weed and then continues.

[00:17:01] Just go to hell.

[00:17:01] Okay, that's fine.

[00:17:04] Um, and, uh, the, the high priest is like, well, I mean, it, it does appear that your, your, your town needs Jesus.

[00:17:13] Uh, why?

[00:17:15] No, no, no, no.

[00:17:15] They have the silver flame.

[00:17:17] Oh!

[00:17:19] Uh, actually, you say, you, you say that to the high priest?

[00:17:22] Like, so the high priest basically, the high priest didn't say like, you don't need Jesus.

[00:17:25] But he effectively said that, like, but with the undying court.

[00:17:27] Like, he means you need a temple to like the undying court.

[00:17:30] And like, as a, as the official, uh, king, or the state, uh, religion, like we, uh, we, uh, has been mandated for you to have a temple to the undying court.

[00:17:39] And it's like, and then you do the, like, that thing.

[00:17:41] And everyone groans, except for a crew down the road, heading, like from in the direction of the right.

[00:17:47] We're clearly out of earshot.

[00:17:49] No, no, no.

[00:17:50] No, no, you hear a cheer.

[00:17:52] It's like, huzzah!

[00:17:54] Huzzah!

[00:17:54] Yes!

[00:17:55] We, of the silver flame, have come to this town to, to, uh, to promote our, uh, to promote our faith.

[00:18:03] And help, help guide and protect this, this fledgling town.

[00:18:07] So there's another group of religion, religious folk coming in to, uh, behind the, the first one.

[00:18:13] It's like, yes, we would like to set up a church, a proper church to the silver flame in this town.

[00:18:20] Scorching rain.

[00:18:21] Quick question!

[00:18:26] Do you wanna?

[00:18:27] No?

[00:18:28] Okay!

[00:18:29] I am the only preacher allowed in this town.

[00:18:32] And that's because I preach with this!

[00:18:34] Pshhh!

[00:18:36] Pshhh!

[00:18:37] Every time, some priest shows up, we just shoot!

[00:18:41] Pshhh!

[00:18:45] Pshhh!

[00:18:46] Pshhh!

[00:18:46] Oh, that's so dumb!

[00:18:47] Oh, yeah!

[00:18:49] Uh, whew!

[00:18:52] Are...

[00:19:02] Are...

[00:19:04] Progressive Conservative!

[00:19:06] Well, five flames.

[00:19:08] Or silver flame.

[00:19:10] Okay, acceptable.

[00:19:12] We are the NDP!

[00:19:14] The NDP!

[00:19:16] Oh my god!

[00:19:18] Oh, Canadian politics, Duke!

[00:19:21] No, bro!

[00:19:23] We're the green party!

[00:19:26] Actually!

[00:19:27] We're the green flame!

[00:19:29] Actually, we're another, the Druid show.

[00:19:32] Just like, I'm a Costello skit as like, multiple religions show up on the same day.

[00:19:39] Well, as you guys find out, yeah like, so, yeah, two organ...

[00:19:42] This is gonna become like an Anchorman-style battle!

[00:19:45] As you guys find out, yeah like...

[00:19:46] I just tapped a man with a trident!

[00:19:49] A trident of water?

[00:19:50] A fish speech?

[00:19:52] What about that?

[00:19:52] No, I'm coming!

[00:19:56] We can continue now.

[00:19:57] Um, but yeah, as you guys kind of find out like, in short order, um, yes, there are now two kind of group, religious groups that have shown up.

[00:20:05] Uh, missionary groups that have shown up into the town.

[00:20:08] Because, a shot has kind of made a small name for itself in the broader, uh, Corvair societies.

[00:20:16] Because, hey, they, uh, they managed to get the house, uh, house, um, Orion to establish a new rail system close to the Mourlands.

[00:20:26] Like, that's kind of, that's kind of newsworthy.

[00:20:28] And so, the, uh, one of the larger, um, uh, one of the, the larger religious groups, uh, of Corvair, the, uh, the Silver Flame,

[00:20:37] has decided to send a missionary group out here to set up a church, or a chapel at least.

[00:20:40] And then, of course, since Valinar, since you are technically on Valinar soil, the, uh, the, um, king of Valinar, the, the guy who's in charge of, like, the capital of Valinar, of the elves, decided that, well, as a state-mandated, uh, thing, we should have our religion in all of our towns.

[00:21:01] So, now, the, the Undying Court has sent a missionary group here to set up a temple to the Undying Court.

[00:21:07] Okay, okay.

[00:21:08] To keep their faith kind of in the, in the, in the know and such, so.

[00:21:13] Okay.

[00:21:15] I don't know.

[00:21:16] What does Mama Abby think about this?

[00:21:19] Um, well, I mean, she is a half-elf, and, uh, she was kind of born agnostic, or kind of raised agnostic.

[00:21:25] So, like, she didn't really follow the Undying Court, but didn't really also follow much of the other, like, religions of Corvair.

[00:21:33] She's not against it, but she doesn't like the, she doesn't want them, like, taken over, or, like, mandating things for the town.

[00:21:41] Okay.

[00:21:42] So.

[00:21:43] You, you are both welcome to, uh, establish your churches here.

[00:21:48] Understand that you have no say in the political structure.

[00:21:52] Of course.

[00:21:53] What, uh, or, or, uh, you have no ability to enforce law.

[00:21:58] You are here for moral support of the people.

[00:22:02] Have to say.

[00:22:03] It has always been for the people.

[00:22:04] Undying Court goes.

[00:22:05] I, for some reason, really appreciate, um, uh, uh, uh, a very grounded, godlike power that, that's granted to, uh, to their people.

[00:22:19] So.

[00:22:20] The, uh, the, um.

[00:22:22] Basically me and my quarry.

[00:22:23] Yeah, the quarry.

[00:22:24] Oh, or the Silver Flame.

[00:22:24] Also how the Undying Court works.

[00:22:26] Yeah.

[00:22:27] Well, and also the Silver Flame to a degree, too.

[00:22:29] Right?

[00:22:29] Yeah.

[00:22:30] Though there's a little weird.

[00:22:31] Yeah.

[00:22:33] Though I always get the Silver Flame confused with the, uh, the one god in, um, Edward.

[00:22:40] Hmm.

[00:22:41] Because he was really just a dude who was a wizard, and he, uh, got powerful enough that he was able to expand his consciousness across the whole world.

[00:22:49] Okay, so he became an Eidolon.

[00:22:50] Or, um, not an Eidolon.

[00:22:51] A, uh, an Agregor.

[00:22:53] Kind of.

[00:22:54] Yeah.

[00:22:55] Um, but yeah, so basically, yeah, the, uh, uh, yeah, they, they, uh, the, the two, the two groups, if you're going to allow them to stay in the town, there's not going to be any hiccup or anything like that.

[00:23:07] Um, they are going to, they, they say that they're, like, they aren't expecting you guys to pay for their temple or their church to be built.

[00:23:15] But the, the, the churches, their, their prospective faiths have, uh, given them enough donation money to, um, set up a, um, a temple or shrine or temple or church.

[00:23:26] Okay.

[00:23:26] Um, so, but yeah, this town will now have a, a temple to the Undying Court and the, uh, uh, the Church of the Silver Flame.

[00:23:36] Okay.

[00:23:36] As it should.

[00:23:37] Now, the Silver Flame, like, they're like, yes, we will be here for moral support, as, like, as you bring it up, it's like, of course.

[00:23:43] But we will also be protecting the people from any undesirable evil things.

[00:23:48] You can certainly have, uh, have, uh, donate some men to, uh, to, to watch the walls.

[00:23:56] Um, but anything within the town is, um, under the purview of the sheriff.

[00:24:03] Do we have a sheriff?

[00:24:05] Is this Mama Abby behind you?

[00:24:08] Sure.

[00:24:09] Pretty sure you're the sheriff.

[00:24:10] Rusty Buckets?

[00:24:14] Hello.

[00:24:16] What are you doing here?

[00:24:17] What's up, kiddo?

[00:24:18] Good night.

[00:24:19] Aw.

[00:24:21] Good night, kiddo.

[00:24:24] Good night.

[00:24:26] Now I'm going to say good night to my friends?

[00:24:28] Good night.

[00:24:29] Good night.

[00:24:30] Yeah.

[00:24:31] That was cute.

[00:24:33] Yes.

[00:24:34] Um.

[00:24:36] Yeah, so, uh, yeah, so you, you call on, um, Rust Bucket?

[00:24:42] What, what, me?

[00:24:44] Is he the guy that has no legs?

[00:24:46] He had no legs.

[00:24:47] He gave him new legs.

[00:24:49] Yes, you did give him new legs.

[00:24:49] He had the technology.

[00:24:51] Yeah.

[00:24:52] We should update his name to Two Town.

[00:24:56] I'm going to, uh, deputize him.

[00:24:58] He'll be my deputy.

[00:24:59] Because I guess I'm the sheriff.

[00:25:02] You're the chief investigator.

[00:25:04] Well, I did not chief deputy.

[00:25:06] You did shoot the sheriff.

[00:25:08] You did shoot the sheriff.

[00:25:09] Yeah.

[00:25:13] All right.

[00:25:14] And I guess that makes you our ME.

[00:25:18] Mechanical Examiner?

[00:25:19] Yes.

[00:25:20] Yeah, sure.

[00:25:23] I love it.

[00:25:25] Okay.

[00:25:27] So, that's resolved rather quickly.

[00:25:30] Um, how do you feel about this, uh, arrangement, though?

[00:25:35] I, I have no idea what has happened yet.

[00:25:37] No, like, this is, like, sometime later.

[00:25:38] A few hours go by.

[00:25:39] Like, so you kind of, I assume you meet up, back up with your, your, your buddies.

[00:25:45] Or do you?

[00:25:47] I think I'm still hiding out.

[00:25:48] Okay.

[00:25:49] I'm in disguise.

[00:25:50] I'm in the pub.

[00:25:51] Where would you have hid?

[00:25:52] He's wearing a pair of glasses with a big nose and a fake mustache.

[00:25:57] Like Groucho Marx.

[00:25:58] I, I have used my disguise self ability to hide in plain sight in the pub.

[00:26:05] Oh, yeah.

[00:26:06] His disguise self ability to give himself the Groucho Marx.

[00:26:10] Yeah.

[00:26:11] Yes.

[00:26:11] Surprisingly, it doesn't work when I do it.

[00:26:13] I don't know why.

[00:26:14] You don't have the augment.

[00:26:15] You don't have the modification yet.

[00:26:16] Yeah.

[00:26:19] It's gotta be, like, the actual modification for it to work on.

[00:26:21] Mm-hmm.

[00:26:22] Yeah.

[00:26:22] I have disguised myself.

[00:26:23] I am now in the pub.

[00:26:25] Not for the bag.

[00:26:27] All right.

[00:26:30] What are you disguised?

[00:26:31] So.

[00:26:33] Wouldn't you like to know?

[00:26:36] So when they arrived in the pub looking for, or like, what, like, it's like, I wonder

[00:26:39] how bad it happened to, uh, to Kirklus.

[00:26:41] He just kind of vanished.

[00:26:42] Right around the time that, that guy almost got assassinated.

[00:26:45] That's weird.

[00:26:46] Yeah.

[00:26:48] But yeah, did you, actually, hang on, before that actually happens.

[00:26:50] So you don't think, like, so out of in-game, you don't know that it's him.

[00:26:53] Correct.

[00:26:54] So I guess you guys would have looked, like, started, like, looking around for the assassin.

[00:26:59] Um.

[00:27:00] Technically, yeah.

[00:27:01] Yeah.

[00:27:02] Okay.

[00:27:02] So.

[00:27:02] I suppose so.

[00:27:03] Who are you, like, sending, like, some of the guard, like, the, the, the kind of, the

[00:27:07] town militia.

[00:27:09] So Rusty, is it, yeah.

[00:27:10] Is it just Rusty Buckets?

[00:27:13] I will say, also.

[00:27:15] He's my deputy.

[00:27:16] Rusty Buckets and, uh, what's the.

[00:27:18] We probably scrambled some of the guard.

[00:27:21] Also, Rorsha, the, uh, the dire, the, the, the super intelligent dire wolf.

[00:27:25] And her wolf pack.

[00:27:27] Yeah.

[00:27:27] Also, uh, we would recommend.

[00:27:29] I'm going to say that they've been, I know we've, we kind of forgot about them, because

[00:27:31] it's been a while.

[00:27:32] Shit.

[00:27:32] They might find me.

[00:27:33] Yeah.

[00:27:34] They might.

[00:27:34] All right.

[00:27:35] It's like, don't worry.

[00:27:36] We will find these.

[00:27:37] The, the, the blades.

[00:27:39] Or whatever.

[00:27:40] Whoever the assassin is.

[00:27:41] This I guarantee.

[00:27:43] And it's like, all right.

[00:27:44] Oh, yes.

[00:27:45] Go.

[00:27:46] Wolf.

[00:27:47] Creatures of intelligence.

[00:27:49] Uh.

[00:27:50] Okay.

[00:27:50] So, uh, roll your, uh, um, stealth against their, um, survival, I guess.

[00:27:57] Ah.

[00:27:57] Fuck.

[00:27:58] Uh.

[00:28:00] As wolves, they would have, uh, uh, advantage on the track.

[00:28:03] I'm tracking.

[00:28:03] Hey, copper.

[00:28:05] Yeah.

[00:28:06] Huh?

[00:28:06] We have a, uh, we have a, I can only get a kid.

[00:28:08] A friend who's really, who's really tracking and stuff.

[00:28:11] That's true.

[00:28:12] Have you seen him?

[00:28:13] I haven't.

[00:28:14] Okay.

[00:28:14] Or you could probably use that crystal ball to find it.

[00:28:17] So I got a one.

[00:28:17] Oh yeah, true.

[00:28:18] You might get a tune to that first.

[00:28:20] I rolled an advantage.

[00:28:21] That's going to tune to it?

[00:28:22] Probably, yeah.

[00:28:23] I got a six.

[00:28:24] How does the tuning work?

[00:28:25] So.

[00:28:25] You gotta spend an hour.

[00:28:26] Okay.

[00:28:26] Well, they'll spend an hour now.

[00:28:27] Yeah.

[00:28:28] Yeah.

[00:28:30] Rorsha and her, and her pack go off ahead of, of rust buckets, um, and scour the entire

[00:28:38] perimeter, like the entire, like, they spent hours looking for this assassin and they eventually

[00:28:44] come back, like it gets dark and they come back with nothing.

[00:28:49] Okay.

[00:28:49] It's like, I am, I'm sorry, uh, friend Fintan, we have failed you.

[00:28:54] That's okay.

[00:28:55] I could not, we are so sorry.

[00:28:56] And they're like, you are banished.

[00:28:59] Go, you're, you're exiled from a shot?

[00:29:03] That's fine.

[00:29:04] Everyone gets one shot around here.

[00:29:07] We're, we're, we're gonna find our ranger and, uh, ask him to help you.

[00:29:11] And give him to help us.

[00:29:13] Well, it sounds like it's been an hour since now.

[00:29:14] It's been an hour.

[00:29:15] It's been more than an hour.

[00:29:15] It's been more than an hour.

[00:29:16] So, you go ahead and find our ranger.

[00:29:19] Okay.

[00:29:20] How do I do said thing?

[00:29:21] You look into the crystal ball and you think about the ranger.

[00:29:24] Okay, cool.

[00:29:25] Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

[00:29:27] I don't think there's anything to roll.

[00:29:28] You just.

[00:29:28] Yep.

[00:29:29] I just go.

[00:29:30] Yeah.

[00:29:30] You, you see?

[00:29:31] It is, it is a crystal ball of true seeing.

[00:29:34] At first you're, you're kind of confused because it just keeps going to the bar where this dwarf

[00:29:38] is, is sitting there and drinking.

[00:29:41] It's like, wait, that's not a real dwarf beard.

[00:29:45] Why is.

[00:29:46] He's really tall too.

[00:29:49] He slouched a little bit to like cover up the, uh, the height.

[00:29:52] But like, why is Kirkless disguised as a dwarf?

[00:29:57] That's weird.

[00:29:58] He's also, that's a lot of, that's a lot of, a lot of ale he's been drinking.

[00:30:02] Just like empty bottles everywhere.

[00:30:05] Yeah.

[00:30:05] So yeah, he's in like a, you're in like a booth.

[00:30:07] He's deep in his cups.

[00:30:09] Yeah.

[00:30:10] But yeah, that's, yeah, you find him like, this is like, it took a little, some hours for

[00:30:14] the wolves to show up and come back.

[00:30:15] So then you used to the, uh, the orb.

[00:30:16] Um, and so this happened.

[00:30:18] I'm probably not going to make this, uh, public.

[00:30:21] Okay.

[00:30:21] I'm just going to go over there and talk to myself.

[00:30:24] Okay.

[00:30:24] Because it seems like he's hiding and I need to find out why.

[00:30:28] Yeah.

[00:30:28] I'll do that.

[00:30:29] Okay.

[00:30:29] So we cut over to the asshole.

[00:30:32] No, wait.

[00:30:33] The asshole.

[00:30:34] Is the asshole the, the tavern?

[00:30:35] No.

[00:30:36] No.

[00:30:36] The inn.

[00:30:37] The inn is.

[00:30:37] That's the pub.

[00:30:38] Oh, it's the same thing.

[00:30:38] I thought, I thought, hang on.

[00:30:40] Let me look.

[00:30:41] The inn is the asshole.

[00:30:44] Let me, let me pull up the, uh, let me pull up the.

[00:30:46] Because we're inviting people into our asshole.

[00:30:48] The settlement.

[00:30:49] To stay in our asshole.

[00:30:50] Check it out.

[00:30:50] Yeah.

[00:30:51] I think that's.

[00:30:51] That's all right.

[00:30:52] Yeah.

[00:30:52] Yeah.

[00:30:53] We got to figure out how many people.

[00:30:54] And not just to, uh, not just to drink clean our asshole.

[00:30:58] No.

[00:31:00] Oh, man.

[00:31:02] Where is the building?

[00:31:03] There they are.

[00:31:04] Okay.

[00:31:05] We are.

[00:31:05] We are.

[00:31:06] Oh, um.

[00:31:09] We never actually.

[00:31:10] I don't think we named it.

[00:31:11] Oh, Mama Abby.

[00:31:12] Oh, okay.

[00:31:13] Mama Abby's Tavern, which is basically the, the, um, the, the tavern slash, like, Outback

[00:31:18] Steakhouse.

[00:31:20] Where you guys are going to start putting trophies on.

[00:31:23] That actually would be really awesome to have, like, you guys, like, as you guys, like,

[00:31:26] come through the front doors, there's just that pickled, uh, pickled elephant head above

[00:31:29] the door.

[00:31:30] It's like, it's like, hey.

[00:31:31] How's it?

[00:31:32] You know.

[00:31:32] Welcome to the, welcome to Mama Abby's.

[00:31:34] The pickled mind flayer is the maitre d'.

[00:31:36] Yes.

[00:31:39] Yes.

[00:31:39] Yes.

[00:31:40] You just have to feed him pig, uh, brains every so often.

[00:31:43] Yep.

[00:31:44] Good lord.

[00:31:46] Brilliant.

[00:31:46] I love it.

[00:31:47] It's terrible.

[00:31:48] Worst idea ever.

[00:31:49] Well, that, yeah, like, he hasn't been, he hasn't been inducted yet.

[00:31:53] Because you guys still haven't, like, figured out what you're doing with any of that stuff.

[00:31:56] Yes.

[00:31:56] Because it's only been a couple, like, days.

[00:31:57] Uh, so, or, uh, or, like, even, like, I think, yeah, I think it's been, like, a day.

[00:32:01] Or so.

[00:32:02] So, yeah, you walk into the, into Mama Abby's cabin.

[00:32:05] Yep.

[00:32:05] And you find, uh, in, in one of the, uh, the alcoves, um, a disguised, drunk, drinking,

[00:32:13] uh, Kirklus.

[00:32:14] Mm-hmm.

[00:32:15] So I'll walk up to him and say, uh, do you mind if I take a seat?

[00:32:20] You have seen through my disguise.

[00:32:24] Crystal balls do that.

[00:32:25] Also, we don't have any dwarves in this town.

[00:32:28] You're the only dwarf here.

[00:32:30] There's a poor choice.

[00:32:32] Fuck.

[00:32:33] You literally picked the one race.

[00:32:36] Sorry, the way, because you're like, I stand up and stretch.

[00:32:39] Thank God my back is killing me.

[00:32:43] It's a very good disguise, though, to be honest.

[00:32:45] Wait, if we didn't realize that we didn't have a dwarf, you would be sleepy.

[00:32:50] Now we have to get a dwarf here.

[00:32:52] Yeah.

[00:32:54] Yeah.

[00:32:55] Yeah, why are you hiding it?

[00:32:56] We were trying to find you.

[00:32:57] There was a, an assassin on the loose.

[00:32:59] I am aware.

[00:33:01] You cannot allow the emerald, what was that?

[00:33:04] The undying court.

[00:33:05] The undying court to establish a presence here.

[00:33:09] They are evil.

[00:33:11] Are they?

[00:33:13] Just because they're undead doesn't mean that they're evil.

[00:33:17] That's what I'm told.

[00:33:18] They raise more undead in a day than the emerald claw do in a year.

[00:33:24] They are the greatest threat to the mortal world.

[00:33:29] I'm not mortal either.

[00:33:31] I mean, you are technically.

[00:33:32] Technically.

[00:33:33] I'm not either, but.

[00:33:34] Still.

[00:33:35] Technically.

[00:33:36] Semantic.

[00:33:37] Classical.

[00:33:37] On the mundane coil.

[00:33:39] I mean, part of me isn't.

[00:33:42] That you know of.

[00:33:43] As far as you know.

[00:33:44] As far as I know, I am 100% mortal.

[00:33:47] Yeah, you're just really good at punching things.

[00:33:49] Although, I will say, I think, I do believe that Hank, the elephant head, did mention, bring up something that like, like hint that you made, that there was something about your mind.

[00:34:00] Yeah.

[00:34:03] But, yeah.

[00:34:04] Either way.

[00:34:07] Well, if you think that they shouldn't be here, then we're going to need to speak with Mama Abby a little bit further about it, because they're planning on moving in.

[00:34:16] I will not allow it.

[00:34:19] Was that bolt yours?

[00:34:21] Did it strike its mark?

[00:34:24] No.

[00:34:26] Well, damn.

[00:34:28] That sounds like a yes to me.

[00:34:30] Yeah.

[00:34:34] You're.

[00:34:35] That's good.

[00:34:36] Well, you shot.

[00:34:36] You hit something.

[00:34:38] But it wasn't what you were aiming for.

[00:34:39] So I guess you missed.

[00:34:41] The priest lives.

[00:34:43] This is most unfortunate.

[00:34:46] I shall have to seek him out again.

[00:34:47] Oh, God.

[00:34:48] I have a question.

[00:34:50] Do you want to, do you want to leave this up to chance?

[00:34:53] Was it, was it the priest that, that, uh, that declined your request to bring, to resurrect your, your wife?

[00:35:00] Oh, that exact.

[00:35:01] I was going to leave it to chance.

[00:35:02] Like, roll a coincidence die.

[00:35:03] And maybe that.

[00:35:04] Okay.

[00:35:05] That exact deck.

[00:35:07] That exact guy.

[00:35:08] That particular motherfucker.

[00:35:09] Because then we're going to have to name, if that's the case, then we've got to name it.

[00:35:12] Yeah.

[00:35:12] And then he's your, your nemesis.

[00:35:14] Your, your, your, your, your rival.

[00:35:17] So, yeah.

[00:35:18] Hi or low?

[00:35:19] Uh, hi.

[00:35:20] Really?

[00:35:21] Find out that, uh.

[00:35:23] They declined it.

[00:35:24] 62.

[00:35:24] Because he's secretly been up with Kirkless the whole time.

[00:35:27] Um, yeah.

[00:35:28] That was, what, what was his name?

[00:35:30] Um, because that was, that's why you did it in the first place.

[00:35:33] It was like, that was, that was the dick that, uh, that declined your request to resurrect your...

[00:35:39] Well, his name is obviously Richard now.

[00:35:41] Yeah.

[00:35:42] He's Jordal.

[00:35:44] Jordal?

[00:35:45] Okay.

[00:35:47] Richard Jordal, or?

[00:35:48] Sure.

[00:35:49] Okay.

[00:35:50] Or, Ricard Jordal.

[00:35:54] What, what, what is this reference to?

[00:35:56] It's a fastener company.

[00:35:58] I don't know.

[00:35:58] I just like...

[00:35:59] Okay.

[00:35:59] You just picked a random company name.

[00:36:01] Fair enough.

[00:36:03] It's gonna be like a weird, like, spelling of it.

[00:36:05] It's like, Ricard.

[00:36:07] Hopefully they send me a big box, a big box of bolts from Inchon.

[00:36:09] I don't know.

[00:36:11] This is free advertising.

[00:36:13] This, this, this, this, these shows don't usually get, like, a lot of sponsors.

[00:36:18] Specifically not, not, um, you know,

[00:36:23] manufacturing companies for, you know, stuff like fasteners or tools.

[00:36:29] Yeah.

[00:36:30] You're saying they wouldn't listen to D&D podcasts?

[00:36:33] I don't know.

[00:36:33] A bunch of tools listen to D&D podcasts.

[00:36:36] But, um, shoot.

[00:36:37] Wow.

[00:36:38] Uh, okay, so, Ricard Jordal is the, uh,

[00:36:41] is the high priest of the Undine Court that is in, uh, shot.

[00:36:45] For now.

[00:36:46] For now.

[00:36:46] For the audience at home, that was really more of a jab at myself.

[00:36:50] I wasn't, I wasn't stabbing at you guys.

[00:36:53] I don't hate you.

[00:36:54] It's fine.

[00:36:57] Okay, so yeah, that, uh, so yeah, that's why you're, you know, bone to pick with this asshole.

[00:37:02] Because, yeah, he definitely was the guy that refused your request to resurrect your, um,

[00:37:07] your, your wife when she died instead of your asshole, uh, grandfather.

[00:37:13] Who came out.

[00:37:13] Don't you mean asshole?

[00:37:14] Yeah.

[00:37:14] Who came out wrong when he, when they resurrected him clearly.

[00:37:17] He was way too happy.

[00:37:20] They must not interfere with the natural course of events.

[00:37:25] The whole church must fall.

[00:37:28] Wow, that is lofty.

[00:37:31] Especially since there's an entire capital city in the elven continent devoted to the Undine Court.

[00:37:38] I mean, we-

[00:37:38] The dragons sided with them in the last great conflict.

[00:37:43] I think we, the town has enough enemies as it is.

[00:37:46] I don't think we need to make any more.

[00:37:48] At least until we limit the amount of enemies we have.

[00:37:51] We already have the, uh, Carnathi.

[00:37:55] Well, no, we have the, not the Carnathi.

[00:37:56] The Carnathi government doesn't, isn't enemies with you guys anymore.

[00:38:00] The Emerald Claw.

[00:38:01] Yeah, but they will be again.

[00:38:02] The Emerald Claw are, are the, are, are terrorist organizations that don't like you guys.

[00:38:07] Yeah, and Warblades.

[00:38:08] And, also, yeah.

[00:38:09] Who is like the worst person to ever have as your enemy.

[00:38:12] We have as our enemy.

[00:38:14] Yeah.

[00:38:15] We're restarting Seer.

[00:38:17] Carnathi's gonna come after us.

[00:38:18] Wow.

[00:38:19] Maybe.

[00:38:20] I mean, they can, they neither, uh, they neither condone nor support the actions of the Emerald Claw.

[00:38:26] But, yeah.

[00:38:28] Yeah.

[00:38:29] But in doing so, they support it.

[00:38:30] Yeah.

[00:38:31] No, they're just not doing, they're not, they're not helping them, but they're not doing anything

[00:38:35] to prevent them from existing.

[00:38:38] They're staying neutral in this situation.

[00:38:40] To their benefit.

[00:38:42] Potentially.

[00:38:43] Anyway.

[00:38:44] Yeah.

[00:38:45] So, yeah.

[00:38:45] Um, okay.

[00:38:47] So, yeah.

[00:38:47] Yeah, if you have a problem with the, with the Undying Court, that's cool.

[00:38:52] But, again, it's not worth bringing their wrath down on our town.

[00:38:56] Is it a problem with them?

[00:38:58] Is it a, in general?

[00:39:00] Or just this priest or one of his guards?

[00:39:03] Him in particular I have a problem with.

[00:39:07] Well, maybe we could say.

[00:39:08] But my enemies don't necessarily have to be yours.

[00:39:11] I can deal with him on my own.

[00:39:13] I mean, as long as it's not bringing down, if they're not gonna torch the town because of

[00:39:19] your animosity towards them, then that's fine, I guess.

[00:39:22] But we could potentially just get him, get a different priest transferred in here, and

[00:39:27] then when he's gone, you do whatever you want with him when he's out of town.

[00:39:30] We'll just get a different priest in here.

[00:39:32] Yeah.

[00:39:33] Yeah.

[00:39:34] Depends on how covert your, uh, your friend is.

[00:39:36] We'll set up some weird scandal and get him kicked out of town.

[00:39:39] That actually would be very fun.

[00:39:41] Yeah.

[00:39:41] We might have to.

[00:39:42] Like, basically, like, uh, set up the high priest.

[00:39:46] And then blackmail him to leave.

[00:39:48] Mm-hmm.

[00:39:48] As a scotsman.

[00:39:50] What?

[00:39:51] I don't know.

[00:39:53] Okay.

[00:39:55] I don't.

[00:39:55] Oh, fucker.

[00:39:56] Oh, okay.

[00:39:58] How did you not get that?

[00:40:00] Because.

[00:40:00] No one did.

[00:40:04] How did you all not get that?

[00:40:06] I don't know.

[00:40:07] We're not as smart as it is.

[00:40:07] It was a Welsh thing.

[00:40:09] Oh, right.

[00:40:10] You always think it's a Welsh thing.

[00:40:12] God.

[00:40:13] Well, now it makes sense why you didn't get it.

[00:40:15] And now that we've alienated three, uh, three quarters of.

[00:40:19] All three of our.

[00:40:20] No, no.

[00:40:20] Three quarters of the United Kingdom.

[00:40:23] Of the former United Kingdom.

[00:40:24] By the end of the episode, we will have targeted the entire world.

[00:40:27] The entire British Isles.

[00:40:27] Oh, the entire world, actually, probably.

[00:40:29] We're going to start with the Commonwealth, though.

[00:40:31] Yeah.

[00:40:32] Jeez.

[00:40:33] All right.

[00:40:33] So.

[00:40:35] Uh.

[00:40:36] Yeah.

[00:40:36] Where do you guys want to go from there?

[00:40:37] In that conversation?

[00:40:39] I mean, I think we both said everything we need to say, basically.

[00:40:42] Just.

[00:40:50] Abby and presumably her sheriff now.

[00:40:53] Um.

[00:40:54] About this whole, this situation of tension.

[00:40:58] Well, either way, we should probably just keep this in the open between us.

[00:41:02] Like, we don't need to be keeping secrets, you know.

[00:41:04] So, so if nothing else, we should at least tell Fintan.

[00:41:07] Okay.

[00:41:08] About what happened and what we're going to do about it.

[00:41:13] Okay.

[00:41:14] So we, uh, fade to black and then it cuts back again.

[00:41:18] And you guys are now together and you've been availed of the information that, uh, of what,

[00:41:24] uh, of what, um, Kirk has done.

[00:41:29] And what his, his begrudgingness of the undone quote.

[00:41:32] If they could find me.

[00:41:33] Where are you?

[00:41:34] I'm at the blacksmiths.

[00:41:36] Okay.

[00:41:36] I've commissioned some work.

[00:41:38] I have a crystal ball.

[00:41:39] I found you.

[00:41:40] Oh, okay.

[00:41:40] Yeah, yeah.

[00:41:41] I'm having a small, small plate about this big made.

[00:41:47] Okay.

[00:41:48] Okay.

[00:41:48] It's, um, a five pointed star, but none of the, um, none of the, the sides of the star are

[00:41:55] quite straight.

[00:41:56] So it's like the, like the elder sign, but like the, not the, not the real elder sign.

[00:42:02] The one that they use in video games.

[00:42:03] The common one.

[00:42:03] Yeah.

[00:42:03] The common one.

[00:42:04] Uh, and then in the middle is a silver flame.

[00:42:09] Uh.

[00:42:10] So it's a sheriff's hat with a silver flame.

[00:42:15] God damn.

[00:42:16] My sheriff's badge.

[00:42:17] Yeah, your sheriff's badge.

[00:42:17] Okay.

[00:42:19] And for the honest at home, he was describing a fist size plate.

[00:42:24] Um, yeah.

[00:42:25] Okay.

[00:42:27] Mm-hmm.

[00:42:28] Well, after.

[00:42:29] This is truly the work of my shul.

[00:42:33] Uh, after the blacksmith is done, like hammering that out and eye rolling the entire time.

[00:42:38] I figured it's going to take a little while for him to make.

[00:42:40] Yeah.

[00:42:40] But he's also got to make a deputy one for, uh, Rust Buckets.

[00:42:44] Yeah.

[00:42:44] I'll also add Rust Buckets as, uh, Warforged deputy.

[00:42:49] Did he have a job beforehand?

[00:42:50] Nope.

[00:42:51] Cool.

[00:42:51] Now he does.

[00:42:51] He now has a job.

[00:42:53] Uh, in fact, Count.

[00:42:54] He's literally the only one whose name I remembered.

[00:42:56] There's Rust Bucket.

[00:42:57] There's Countertop.

[00:42:59] There was.

[00:43:00] Countertop.

[00:43:00] There was Cole and Old Ratchet.

[00:43:02] Old Ratchet was the one that had the.

[00:43:04] No legs.

[00:43:04] Yes.

[00:43:05] Rust Bucket was somebody else.

[00:43:06] It was a different character.

[00:43:07] I think Rust Bucket's the guy that we gave, like, a rusty sword to.

[00:43:10] Yes.

[00:43:11] Yeah.

[00:43:12] We gave him a rusty sword because it fit.

[00:43:14] Also, we have a rusty sword.

[00:43:16] Yeah.

[00:43:16] It was one of those.

[00:43:16] They're the ones that you, yeah.

[00:43:17] They're the ones that you, yeah.

[00:43:18] You rescued from, uh, from the, from Under, from Undersharp.

[00:43:21] The caves or something.

[00:43:21] Yeah.

[00:43:21] From the dungeon.

[00:43:22] Yeah.

[00:43:22] Yeah.

[00:43:23] Uh, okay.

[00:43:24] So.

[00:43:26] Yeah.

[00:43:26] Uh, do you want, also, do you want to make Countertop, uh, a deputy as well?

[00:43:29] Sure.

[00:43:30] Why not?

[00:43:30] Why does Countertop name that?

[00:43:32] Because it's, she's like marble or something.

[00:43:34] Yeah.

[00:43:34] So it's like a.

[00:43:35] Yeah.

[00:43:35] She's got marble.

[00:43:35] She's got like a marble countertop.

[00:43:37] Yeah.

[00:43:37] She's now promoted to counterterrorism.

[00:43:41] Yeah.

[00:43:42] She's part of, she's the deputy but in charge of counterterrorism in the, uh, in the, in

[00:43:45] the town.

[00:43:46] Mm-hmm.

[00:43:49] Okay.

[00:43:49] All right.

[00:43:50] I'm good with that.

[00:43:52] Uh.

[00:43:52] I was going to make a joke about her being a top, but.

[00:43:54] I, honestly, I was going to do this, like, also, like, she's, she bottom.

[00:43:57] Or, she's.

[00:43:58] She bottoms.

[00:44:00] I, I was going there as well.

[00:44:01] I don't have she's a bottom.

[00:44:02] Yeah.

[00:44:02] Uh.

[00:44:06] This, uh, coincidentally, this, uh, Japanese, uh, whiskey is quite good.

[00:44:13] Yes, we have been drinking.

[00:44:15] Can you tell?

[00:44:16] No.

[00:44:17] You've been drinking.

[00:44:19] Oh, um, so while this is happening, so as you guys, like, are meeting up and, like,

[00:44:22] you're finding out about this.

[00:44:24] So, yeah.

[00:44:25] What are your thoughts on this situation?

[00:44:26] Probably telling.

[00:44:26] You shot me!

[00:44:28] You should not have interdicted my error.

[00:44:31] A volume.

[00:44:32] Where's you guys, do you guys have volume knobs?

[00:44:34] I do.

[00:44:34] Where's yours?

[00:44:35] I'm going to say, I'm going to say Cole, which is the other Warforge, uh, the Warforge

[00:44:39] that you guys, like, brought over for protective custody.

[00:44:42] Yeah.

[00:44:42] Um, she is the blacksmith.

[00:44:44] Oh, okay.

[00:44:45] I'm going to make her the blacksmith.

[00:44:46] Fair enough.

[00:44:47] His volume knob?

[00:44:48] He's all knob!

[00:44:49] He's a fucking knob!

[00:44:50] He shot me!

[00:44:52] Excuse me, what?

[00:44:53] This is Cole.

[00:44:55] What?

[00:44:55] What happened?

[00:44:56] We had some altercations before.

[00:44:57] It's fine.

[00:44:58] Does this have to do with...

[00:44:59] No, no, no.

[00:45:01] I'm, I'm, I didn't hear it.

[00:45:02] Okay, cool.

[00:45:03] She's a hammering, hammering, not hearing, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

[00:45:09] Out of my workshop!

[00:45:10] I'm working!

[00:45:11] I'm going to escort you guys out back.

[00:45:15] You shot me!

[00:45:17] You got in my way.

[00:45:24] Paladin!

[00:45:24] I gave the way of everybody's arrows!

[00:45:27] I'm like a shield of arrow attraction!

[00:45:31] You should have simply let me strike down the priest of the undead.

[00:45:35] But he's just undying.

[00:45:37] He's not undead yet.

[00:45:39] He would have been.

[00:45:41] He's not quite dead.

[00:45:45] They could go for a walk.

[00:45:49] That was more than a flesh wound.

[00:45:54] Copper, as this conversation is going on, you get a tap on your shoulder.

[00:45:57] It's a rather hefty, like, almost like a hammer just smashing into your shoulder.

[00:46:02] Okay.

[00:46:03] And you turn around.

[00:46:03] You take one die for him.

[00:46:04] Actually, no.

[00:46:06] No, it's enough that you, like, you actually, like, you look down and you're, like, partially

[00:46:09] in the ground.

[00:46:10] And then you look over.

[00:46:10] Oh, hi Frankie.

[00:46:12] And it's just like, where do you want the armored cart?

[00:46:17] I've been carrying it all day.

[00:46:19] Oh.

[00:46:20] Totally forgot about that.

[00:46:23] Actually, probably at the blacksmith.

[00:46:25] Isn't that where we would be disassembling it?

[00:46:27] Yeah, where we're disassembling it.

[00:46:28] So, yeah, right here, actually.

[00:46:30] He just, like, drops the, like, takes off the harness part and just drops it.

[00:46:35] Nice.

[00:46:36] Like, where should I stay?

[00:46:37] Okay.

[00:46:40] Uh, don't think we have a place big enough for you, buddy.

[00:46:44] We'll see about that.

[00:46:46] I don't know.

[00:46:48] Doesn't he use armor recondition?

[00:46:51] Oh, yeah.

[00:46:51] He repairs for it.

[00:46:52] Yeah, he's horribly, like, dented and so.

[00:46:53] So, probably at the blacksmith.

[00:46:56] Cole comes out and is like, what was that record?

[00:46:59] Cole, you're a big boy.

[00:47:01] Yeah, we hired a new town guard.

[00:47:04] Oh.

[00:47:05] Frankie.

[00:47:07] Technically.

[00:47:07] Oh, yeah.

[00:47:08] Fair, yeah.

[00:47:08] Fair, yeah.

[00:47:10] Um.

[00:47:10] Oh.

[00:47:11] Okay.

[00:47:12] Um.

[00:47:13] That's a lot of dents.

[00:47:15] That's going to be a lot of work.

[00:47:16] I'm going to, can we get a couple of the other warforges to give me a hand with this?

[00:47:20] I don't see why not.

[00:47:21] Okay, can you, can you relocate them from, they're, they're currently building one of the,

[00:47:23] one of the church, they're starting to build the foundation for the, uh, the undying

[00:47:28] court temple.

[00:47:29] Yeah, we can slow them down.

[00:47:30] That's fine.

[00:47:31] Pretty sure that, uh, that they said they weren't going to occupy our resources to build their church.

[00:47:36] They said they weren't going to pay, they weren't going to, like,

[00:47:37] it wasn't going to cost you guys anything, like any money.

[00:47:40] It's costing us time.

[00:47:41] Those guys have stuff to build.

[00:47:43] Okay, yeah.

[00:47:44] We have a hundred thousand gold worth of structures to build currently.

[00:47:48] Okay, so.

[00:47:48] You need to bring over manpower as well.

[00:47:50] Okay, so yeah.

[00:47:50] Uh, so one of you guys walks over and, like, put it free.

[00:47:53] I'll let them talk about it and I'll go do that, yeah.

[00:47:55] Okay, so you go off and go and, like, we'll have that scene a little separate.

[00:47:58] Why am I Sam in this?

[00:48:00] Because you're one bitching about how the labor's being allocated.

[00:48:03] I'm bitching about how the labor's being allocated because some other company is stealing our

[00:48:08] guys from our job site.

[00:48:10] That sounds like a Sam complaint.

[00:48:12] It sounds like this is going to evolve into, uh, BCV, which is an old PlayStation game

[00:48:17] where different construction companies battle each other in their construction vehicles.

[00:48:22] Like a bulldozer versus a crane and they're fighting each other.

[00:48:25] So Mad Max construction?

[00:48:27] Kind of, yeah.

[00:48:28] But it's all, like, an anime.

[00:48:31] God.

[00:48:32] It's awesome.

[00:48:36] Okay, so as they're arguing about their who shot who.

[00:48:42] Well, let's not argue about who shot who.

[00:48:47] You see that there's, like, at least, like, maybe half a dozen, um, of the, of the, um,

[00:48:54] of the, uh, elvish unit of workers amidst with your, uh, with two or three of your warforges.

[00:48:59] Mm-hmm.

[00:49:00] Um, working diligently.

[00:49:01] Like, they're, the elves are actually starting to, like, a couple of them are actually walking

[00:49:04] off, like, going, like, to the, heading toward the tavern ways.

[00:49:07] Because their shift is done.

[00:49:08] Yep.

[00:49:09] And the warforges are working into the night.

[00:49:11] Of course.

[00:49:11] So, um, yeah, you walk over and, like, you see a guy, like, kind of monitoring the situation.

[00:49:15] It's actually the guy, the second in command to the, or, it seems to be the second guy

[00:49:18] that was, uh, part of the guard.

[00:49:20] That was, that Pratella that was talking to you guys earlier.

[00:49:23] Mm-hmm.

[00:49:24] Uh, he's watching the, the situation as, like, like, watching, uh, the, the construction.

[00:49:29] Yep.

[00:49:34] In terms of, like, where they're set up shop.

[00:49:36] They're set up shop, um, close to the, the burial, uh, like, the, the, the, the city's

[00:49:41] cemetery.

[00:49:42] Yeah.

[00:49:42] Or the town cemetery.

[00:49:43] Are the two churches gonna, like, straddle us?

[00:49:45] Basically.

[00:49:45] Yeah.

[00:49:46] Yeah.

[00:49:46] Yeah.

[00:49:46] They're basically, like, set up shop on either side of the, of the cemetery.

[00:49:49] Yeah.

[00:49:50] Um, but the, uh, the Silver Flame hasn't started, uh, started foundations yet.

[00:49:55] The, uh, the, those, uh, Undying Corp folks are, like, real quick.

[00:49:59] Come on.

[00:49:59] Like, they're, like, they, they managed to wrangle up some warforges and got their, their boy started

[00:50:03] at least building the, the, the digging into the, digging the foundation for it, at least.

[00:50:07] Okay.

[00:50:07] Um, but yeah, they're, you guys are working, so.

[00:50:09] Cool.

[00:50:10] Yeah.

[00:50:10] Change of plans.

[00:50:12] Evil moves quickly.

[00:50:13] Hmm?

[00:50:13] Evil moves quickly.

[00:50:16] So, yeah.

[00:50:16] There we go.

[00:50:17] Yes.

[00:50:17] Um, so, guys, uh, how's it going?

[00:50:20] Oh, what?

[00:50:21] Oh, hey.

[00:50:22] How's it going?

[00:50:23] Uh, we're just, they, they offered some, for it to pay us to, uh, to, to, to, to get

[00:50:28] up the foundation before them, and, so.

[00:50:30] So, I'm pretty sure they offered to not charge the town.

[00:50:36] And you, you guys are technically, if they're paying you okay, that's fine, but.

[00:50:40] Yeah, they're, yeah, it's pretty, pretty funny.

[00:50:43] Or pretty, a pretty coin.

[00:50:45] Okay, well, first things first, I'm gonna suggest that you guys help us over at the blacksmith

[00:50:51] first, because, uh, without this other job being finished, then the town might, it won't,

[00:50:59] isn't as defensible for these churches to be made in the first place.

[00:51:04] Yeah.

[00:51:05] As you're saying that.

[00:51:06] Excuse me, is there, uh, is there a problem here?

[00:51:07] It's the, uh, the foreman, basically.

[00:51:11] The elf foreman.

[00:51:12] Yes, there is.

[00:51:12] Uh, we've recently procured a, um, a titan to defend our town.

[00:51:19] And.

[00:51:19] Everyone, the warforges, your warforges, and the, the elves that were working in the pit,

[00:51:24] and the foreman, like, what?

[00:51:26] His name's Frankie.

[00:51:27] Um.

[00:51:28] We got a war, we got a warforge?

[00:51:29] This is the, we got a titan of warforges, are there?

[00:51:32] Yeah, bro, I'll high five down.

[00:51:34] Yeah.

[00:51:35] Um.

[00:51:36] Forge fist!

[00:51:37] Yeah.

[00:51:37] We need, like, two metal things we can clash together.

[00:51:40] It's fine.

[00:51:41] There's no metal around.

[00:51:42] Here, Dave, your, uh, your thermos.

[00:51:44] Yeah.

[00:51:46] That's so weird sounding.

[00:51:49] It's like ding!

[00:51:52] It's fine.

[00:51:53] No, yeah.

[00:51:54] That doesn't even sound cool.

[00:51:56] Alright, whatever.

[00:51:56] It sounds like bells.

[00:51:57] Fix it in post.

[00:51:58] Yeah.

[00:52:00] A little light in the gauntlet, are you?

[00:52:01] Yeah.

[00:52:02] Yeah.

[00:52:03] Uh, but yes, uh, we, we got him the last adventure, and he is going to,

[00:52:07] to assist us as the town guard.

[00:52:09] Part of the town guard, of course.

[00:52:10] Nice.

[00:52:11] And, but he's worse for wear, and not really up for the job right now.

[00:52:17] So, before we work on doing these very important churches, I'm sure they're very important.

[00:52:22] Yes, they are quite important for the, uh, for the sanctity of people's souls.

[00:52:28] But if the town falls, then you can't sanctify anyone's souls.

[00:52:30] So, first things first, I'm going to need my Warforged brethren to assist fixing up Frankie.

[00:52:38] How about you roll a, uh, diplomacy, or a persuasion?

[00:52:43] How about you, you kiss my shiny ass?

[00:52:46] My shiny metal ass.

[00:52:47] My metal ass.

[00:52:48] They're our resources, and you didn't ask.

[00:52:52] Roll for sure.

[00:52:54] Are the Warforged slaves...

[00:52:56] No.

[00:52:57] No.

[00:52:58] They're, they're...

[00:52:59] Yes, but no.

[00:53:01] Wow.

[00:53:03] This, uh...

[00:53:04] Indentured servitude?

[00:53:08] There are serfs.

[00:53:12] That was not a great world war.

[00:53:13] It just sounds like slavery.

[00:53:15] I mean, it is.

[00:53:19] The extra steps keep us away from calling it slavery.

[00:53:23] Persuasion, you said?

[00:53:24] Hmm?

[00:53:27] No, but they are not impact slaves.

[00:53:31] Fourteen?

[00:53:33] Fourteen?

[00:53:34] Okay.

[00:53:36] Um...

[00:53:37] Well, they start kind of, like, walking over.

[00:53:40] And they're like,

[00:53:41] Well, hang, hang on there, uh, serfs.

[00:53:43] Oh, this is the foreman again.

[00:53:44] Mm-hmm.

[00:53:45] I have been, I am paying these, uh, these fine gentlemen,

[00:53:49] uh, um, uh, a fair wage of, um, of two gold per day

[00:53:54] to help us build this, uh, to build our temple.

[00:53:58] Um, they are, they are, they have been, they are being, uh,

[00:54:01] they have been paid.

[00:54:02] This is paid work.

[00:54:03] Is your work going to be paid?

[00:54:06] They get a salary.

[00:54:08] Well, and they look to you, like,

[00:54:09] Are we going to get paid for this?

[00:54:11] I got paid.

[00:54:12] You guys get paid weekly.

[00:54:14] Do we?

[00:54:15] Do we?

[00:54:16] Yes!

[00:54:17] Okay.

[00:54:19] Yeah.

[00:54:22] Okay.

[00:54:22] Okay, roll, roll, uh,

[00:54:25] I guess roll persuade again.

[00:54:26] He's like, yeah, they're being paid.

[00:54:28] Unless it's a lie.

[00:54:29] Like, is it a lie?

[00:54:30] No.

[00:54:31] No, he just made a joke that,

[00:54:32] that he has very weekly.

[00:54:35] God damn it.

[00:54:40] Eight.

[00:54:42] I mean, do we get paid?

[00:54:44] I don't, we get,

[00:54:45] we usually get paid, like, a silver day.

[00:54:48] Like, for,

[00:54:50] so, like,

[00:54:51] What are we paying these guys?

[00:54:54] That wasn't actually decided,

[00:54:56] but it was discussed with them

[00:54:58] that they would be paid.

[00:54:59] Yeah.

[00:54:59] Yeah.

[00:55:00] And I'm kind of saying right now

[00:55:01] that they get paid a silver a day.

[00:55:04] Okay.

[00:55:04] So we're paying 20 times our wages?

[00:55:09] Hmm?

[00:55:11] So the, the, uh,

[00:55:13] Oh, yeah.

[00:55:13] Yeah.

[00:55:14] The undying court is paying 20 times what we are.

[00:55:16] Yep.

[00:55:19] Pocket, let them have them.

[00:55:22] I'm not paying that much.

[00:55:25] All right, Sam.

[00:55:27] What's that?

[00:55:28] You want to raise your fire?

[00:55:33] I feel like some, like,

[00:55:34] real world stuff is bleeding in here.

[00:55:36] A little bit, yeah.

[00:55:37] It's too real.

[00:55:40] Either way, so,

[00:55:41] I'm sorry, I'm sorry to run this, like,

[00:55:43] city building game

[00:55:44] with two construction workers

[00:55:45] as players.

[00:55:47] Yeah.

[00:55:48] Either a poor choice

[00:55:50] or a very good choice,

[00:55:50] I'm not sure.

[00:55:51] Either way,

[00:55:52] I'm not able to persuade them.

[00:55:53] No.

[00:55:53] They're like,

[00:55:54] Fair enough.

[00:55:55] They're like, you know,

[00:55:55] like, look, our salary is usually

[00:55:56] about, like,

[00:55:57] one gold,

[00:55:58] or one silver per, uh,

[00:55:59] per day from, from you guys.

[00:56:01] That was never what it was supposed to be.

[00:56:03] No.

[00:56:03] We're planning on,

[00:56:05] we'll, we'll work it.

[00:56:06] Who negotiated that with you?

[00:56:07] Because you guys got here

[00:56:08] when we weren't here.

[00:56:11] Looks over, it's like,

[00:56:12] I think, uh,

[00:56:13] Mama Abby?

[00:56:15] Mama Abby!

[00:56:17] That cheap bitch.

[00:56:17] Mama Abby!

[00:56:20] Mama Abby!

[00:56:21] Why?

[00:56:23] Are you living in the,

[00:56:24] what year is it?

[00:56:27] Nine, nine, nine.

[00:56:29] Are you living in 950 still?

[00:56:33] What?

[00:56:34] What's, what's going on?

[00:56:35] So this, so I imagine, like,

[00:56:37] you, you cut back,

[00:56:37] we, we swip away over to you guys,

[00:56:39] like, like, him reporting back to you guys,

[00:56:40] and you're, like,

[00:56:40] yelling to Mama Abby.

[00:56:41] It is not the 950s!

[00:56:44] A silver a day

[00:56:45] is not an acceptable wage!

[00:56:47] A silver a day

[00:56:48] is, is perfect, uh,

[00:56:50] fee for unskilled workers.

[00:56:52] I'm sorry?

[00:56:53] Actually, it's not!

[00:56:55] Unskilled workers?

[00:56:56] According to, according to the services in here,

[00:56:57] uh, yeah, a silver a day.

[00:56:59] They're also not unskilled workers.

[00:57:01] They have a very specific skill,

[00:57:03] which is that they can work

[00:57:04] all day, every day.

[00:57:06] They're like the most skilled workers.

[00:57:07] Okay, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll,

[00:57:09] yeah, no, she doesn't say, like,

[00:57:10] it's perfect wage from when I was a,

[00:57:12] a middle-aged woman,

[00:57:14] working, uh,

[00:57:15] working in a, in a farm.

[00:57:18] You, you, you didn't give me

[00:57:19] a lot of funds initially

[00:57:20] to, to, to set up, uh,

[00:57:22] for, like, uh, for things,

[00:57:23] so I, I had to,

[00:57:24] I had to cut some corners,

[00:57:25] some sari.

[00:57:26] Okay, well, we have to make up

[00:57:28] that difference now.

[00:57:29] All right, so I will, uh,

[00:57:34] up everybody's wage to

[00:57:37] an Eberonia day.

[00:57:39] Keeps the doctor.

[00:57:40] Sorry.

[00:57:41] But with job security.

[00:57:46] So, wait,

[00:57:47] isn't an Eberoni just too silver?

[00:57:49] It's ten.

[00:57:50] No, it's five.

[00:57:51] Five silver.

[00:57:51] Five, yeah.

[00:57:53] That's not a gold, though.

[00:57:56] Okay.

[00:57:56] That's supposed to be.

[00:57:56] Then you're welcome to keep

[00:57:57] that gold a day,

[00:57:58] but when you're done that job,

[00:58:00] you will be unemployed.

[00:58:03] Okay, so you're,

[00:58:04] what are we,

[00:58:04] kicking these guys out?

[00:58:06] No, they could just be,

[00:58:07] they could just be homeless.

[00:58:09] Hey, Sam.

[00:58:11] All right.

[00:58:11] Isn't it like when they're

[00:58:12] working for us,

[00:58:13] they're, it's an Eberonia day,

[00:58:14] they're taking the gold a day

[00:58:15] to do this job,

[00:58:16] but when that job's done,

[00:58:17] then they're coming back to us for,

[00:58:18] So they're going to, what,

[00:58:19] collect their salary

[00:58:20] of an Eberonia day

[00:58:21] while they're doing this other job

[00:58:23] and double dip?

[00:58:24] I'm pretty sure people

[00:58:25] get fired for that.

[00:58:28] Yeah.

[00:58:29] Yeah.

[00:58:32] How about the Eberonia day

[00:58:34] that we're paying them,

[00:58:35] they still have to put in some work.

[00:58:37] So when the elves,

[00:58:38] when the elves switch in,

[00:58:39] because the elves just got off work,

[00:58:41] right?

[00:58:41] Yeah, they're all, yeah.

[00:58:42] So when the elves are there working,

[00:58:43] they go over to the blacksmith

[00:58:45] and work on Frankie.

[00:58:47] That's true.

[00:58:47] Part of their agreement with us

[00:58:48] was that they would only,

[00:58:49] is that they would only have to put in

[00:58:52] an eight to ten hour work day.

[00:58:54] Yeah.

[00:58:54] So they can work for the elves

[00:58:57] for their eight hours

[00:58:59] and then work for us

[00:59:00] for their eight to twelve hours

[00:59:02] and then just keep cycling through

[00:59:04] because their war forts

[00:59:05] don't actually need to rest.

[00:59:07] Yeah.

[00:59:08] Okay, so we smash cut back

[00:59:09] over to the elf foreman.

[00:59:11] I will say,

[00:59:12] you need to roll,

[00:59:12] if you're the one talking to them,

[00:59:14] you have to roll persuasion

[00:59:15] because he's paying them

[00:59:17] to work day and night.

[00:59:19] That's the salary that they're saying.

[00:59:21] So you need to convince him

[00:59:22] that they're only working night shift.

[00:59:27] Your eye twitch is all like visual.

[00:59:29] I'll do that.

[00:59:30] Okay, so you showed,

[00:59:31] you came back.

[00:59:32] Talk to you again.

[00:59:33] Okay, so I didn't take an arrow

[00:59:35] to the chest for you guys

[00:59:37] for you to steal our labor

[00:59:39] and take over our town.

[00:59:41] So either you can...

[00:59:41] We're not taking over your town.

[00:59:43] We're not taking your labor.

[00:59:43] You can follow by our rules

[00:59:46] and let us get our town actually built

[00:59:50] or you can pack up your shit

[00:59:52] and go.

[00:59:54] We have the silver flame.

[00:59:56] We don't need you.

[00:59:58] This has been mandated

[01:00:00] by the king of Valinar

[01:00:01] to have this temple added.

[01:00:04] Do you want to start a war

[01:00:05] with Valinar itself?

[01:00:07] This won't be a war with Valinar.

[01:00:10] They like us quite a lot.

[01:00:12] Do they?

[01:00:13] They do.

[01:00:14] Okay, roll persuasion.

[01:00:17] Ask them about their griffin eggs

[01:00:25] since that was a throwback

[01:00:27] to our first adventure.

[01:00:28] Our first five adventures.

[01:00:31] Goddamn.

[01:00:32] That was a five.

[01:00:32] Yeah, that was a five session.

[01:00:33] That's a natural 20, sir.

[01:00:36] Check it.

[01:00:40] Oh, no.

[01:00:41] It actually is, yeah.

[01:00:43] All right.

[01:00:44] All right.

[01:00:45] He's like,

[01:00:47] fine.

[01:00:48] They can,

[01:00:49] so he was giving them

[01:00:50] how much gold a day?

[01:00:52] You said a gold?

[01:00:53] A gold a day, yeah.

[01:00:55] Fine.

[01:00:56] We will give them,

[01:00:58] if they're only doing the night shift,

[01:01:00] then it seems fair

[01:01:01] that they get

[01:01:03] five silver

[01:01:04] a night.

[01:01:05] And this is just until

[01:01:06] they finish working on Frankie.

[01:01:08] If they finish him quickly,

[01:01:09] they'll be back

[01:01:09] to their normal hours.

[01:01:11] Well, until then,

[01:01:13] five silver a night.

[01:01:18] So, yeah.

[01:01:20] Okay.

[01:01:20] So, basically,

[01:01:21] they're getting,

[01:01:21] technically,

[01:01:22] they're getting a gold a day

[01:01:23] because between a brony

[01:01:25] and five silver from the others.

[01:01:27] Yeah, so you guys are technically

[01:01:28] getting paid the same.

[01:01:30] All right.

[01:01:30] They just walk over.

[01:01:31] Whatever.

[01:01:32] They just start walking over

[01:01:33] to the,

[01:01:35] to the,

[01:01:36] yeah.

[01:01:36] Oh, no.

[01:01:37] They're not going to walk there

[01:01:38] because it's all at nighttime

[01:01:39] at this point.

[01:01:39] Can they have them

[01:01:40] form a union or something?

[01:01:41] I believe so.

[01:01:43] You never,

[01:01:43] you need to have them form a union.

[01:01:47] The,

[01:01:48] the iron union.

[01:01:51] Okay.

[01:01:52] So,

[01:01:53] yeah.

[01:01:53] I mean,

[01:01:53] they're still going to work

[01:01:54] on the foundation

[01:01:55] for overnight.

[01:01:56] But they'll,

[01:01:57] eventually,

[01:01:58] in the morning,

[01:01:58] they'll walk over

[01:01:59] to the blacksmith

[01:02:00] and help with Frankie and such.

[01:02:01] Yep.

[01:02:03] Okay.

[01:02:04] So,

[01:02:04] so that gets

[01:02:05] all kind of settled,

[01:02:07] I guess,

[01:02:07] now.

[01:02:08] We now know,

[01:02:08] we now have established

[01:02:09] what the wages are

[01:02:10] in,

[01:02:10] in a shot.

[01:02:11] Very important.

[01:02:12] An abroni a day.

[01:02:13] Keeps the,

[01:02:14] tax man away.

[01:02:15] Keeps the workers at pay.

[01:02:16] Yeah.

[01:02:19] So,

[01:02:20] yeah,

[01:02:21] that's,

[01:02:21] that's happening.

[01:02:24] What else do we want

[01:02:25] to have here?

[01:02:28] Actually,

[01:02:28] I was going to,

[01:02:29] I'm going to have something

[01:02:29] happen,

[01:02:30] but I forgot about it

[01:02:31] because of that whole debacle.

[01:02:35] Question,

[01:02:35] Aaron,

[01:02:36] with the,

[01:02:36] um,

[01:02:38] the,

[01:02:38] uh,

[01:02:39] globe of all seeing,

[01:02:41] or true sight,

[01:02:41] what is it?

[01:02:42] True sight?

[01:02:42] Uh,

[01:02:43] it's a,

[01:02:43] um,

[01:02:46] uh,

[01:02:46] crystal ball

[01:02:48] of true sight.

[01:02:49] Yes.

[01:02:50] It's locked to an area,

[01:02:51] right?

[01:02:52] Like,

[01:02:52] I can't bring it with me

[01:02:53] and use it?

[01:02:53] You can bring it with you.

[01:02:54] It just has a maximum range

[01:02:56] of like 250 feet.

[01:02:58] Plus,

[01:02:58] I'm carrying around a bowl

[01:02:59] like that.

[01:02:59] Yeah.

[01:03:00] A bag of holding.

[01:03:01] Um,

[01:03:02] actually,

[01:03:03] I know,

[01:03:03] I know,

[01:03:04] I remember.

[01:03:04] So,

[01:03:04] I know,

[01:03:04] I remember.

[01:03:05] So,

[01:03:05] as you guys are kind of

[01:03:06] like getting,

[01:03:06] like,

[01:03:07] it's late in the night,

[01:03:08] um,

[01:03:09] but you guys hear a shrill cry

[01:03:11] uh,

[01:03:12] as like,

[01:03:13] a,

[01:03:13] somebody is,

[01:03:14] uh,

[01:03:14] somebody,

[01:03:15] uh,

[01:03:15] a tiny figure,

[01:03:17] or a small figure is running

[01:03:18] down the road,

[01:03:19] like,

[01:03:19] from the east,

[01:03:20] um,

[01:03:21] like,

[01:03:21] into town.

[01:03:22] It's like,

[01:03:22] Mama Abby!

[01:03:24] Fintan!

[01:03:24] Uh,

[01:03:25] Mr. Polar,

[01:03:25] uh,

[01:03:26] Mr.

[01:03:27] Mr.

[01:03:28] Polaris!

[01:03:29] Uh,

[01:03:29] Mr.

[01:03:29] Uh,

[01:03:29] Copper!

[01:03:30] Mr. Copper!

[01:03:31] Please,

[01:03:32] come,

[01:03:32] come quickly,

[01:03:32] come quickly!

[01:03:39] You,

[01:03:39] you recall the,

[01:03:40] the voice,

[01:03:41] uh,

[01:03:41] of,

[01:03:41] of Grimtooth,

[01:03:42] the kobold.

[01:03:44] Oh,

[01:03:44] a couple.

[01:03:45] And so,

[01:03:46] so Mama Abby's coming,

[01:03:47] like,

[01:03:47] comes out and is like,

[01:03:47] what now?

[01:03:49] I'm sleeping,

[01:03:50] uh,

[01:03:51] Grimtooth.

[01:03:52] Uh,

[01:03:52] it's like,

[01:03:53] so do you guys also come out at all

[01:03:54] into the square?

[01:03:55] Yeah.

[01:03:56] Where Grimtooth is?

[01:03:56] Well,

[01:03:57] say I was working on,

[01:03:58] um,

[01:03:59] on Frankie a bit.

[01:04:00] Okay.

[01:04:01] Um,

[01:04:01] so you walk over,

[01:04:02] and,

[01:04:03] uh,

[01:04:03] you guys all kind of convene,

[01:04:04] even,

[01:04:04] I suppose you,

[01:04:05] Kirkless,

[01:04:06] you don't know

[01:04:06] who's a kobold.

[01:04:08] What the hell is this kobold doing here?

[01:04:09] Uh,

[01:04:10] but he's like,

[01:04:10] he's like,

[01:04:11] it's like,

[01:04:11] I don't know.

[01:04:12] I am also Mama Abby.

[01:04:14] What?

[01:04:16] Skyskit.

[01:04:17] Are you a changeling?

[01:04:18] Are you secretly a changeling?

[01:04:19] Just practicing.

[01:04:20] Excellent Skyskit.

[01:04:21] Damn.

[01:04:23] Um,

[01:04:23] but yeah,

[01:04:23] so,

[01:04:24] uh,

[01:04:24] it's like,

[01:04:24] uh,

[01:04:24] so yeah,

[01:04:25] this kobold comes over,

[01:04:25] he's like,

[01:04:26] uh,

[01:04:26] it's like,

[01:04:26] Mama Abby,

[01:04:27] um,

[01:04:28] uh,

[01:04:28] Mr.

[01:04:28] Mr.

[01:04:29] Uh,

[01:04:29] Polaris,

[01:04:30] Mr. Copper.

[01:04:31] Mama Abby.

[01:04:33] Mama Abby?

[01:04:35] Uh,

[01:04:36] it's,

[01:04:36] it's Skylock,

[01:04:37] and,

[01:04:37] and our eggs.

[01:04:38] They're hatching.

[01:04:39] Please,

[01:04:40] come quickly.

[01:04:40] Oh shit.

[01:04:42] So yeah,

[01:04:42] they,

[01:04:42] uh,

[01:04:42] do you guys follow as,

[01:04:43] as Grimtooth is trying to lead you guys?

[01:04:45] Yes.

[01:04:46] Okay.

[01:04:46] So you,

[01:04:47] you walk off into the hills,

[01:04:49] uh,

[01:04:49] on the east side of,

[01:04:50] of,

[01:04:50] of,

[01:04:50] of the shot,

[01:04:51] um,

[01:04:52] where they have,

[01:04:52] where the kobold,

[01:04:53] uh,

[01:04:54] couple and their kid,

[01:04:55] and their egg clutch has,

[01:04:56] have set up sort of like a serious,

[01:04:57] small,

[01:04:58] set up like small,

[01:04:59] like hut area.

[01:04:59] This guy.

[01:05:00] Yeah,

[01:05:00] a bunch of kobolds attacked us early on in the first adventure.

[01:05:03] We killed most of them,

[01:05:04] and these two ran away.

[01:05:07] Ran away,

[01:05:07] and then you guys caught back up with them,

[01:05:09] and recruited them into your,

[01:05:10] to become,

[01:05:11] to join your,

[01:05:11] uh,

[01:05:12] your town.

[01:05:13] Yeah,

[01:05:13] the female one was winged,

[01:05:14] and she was like a caster,

[01:05:16] and actually competent,

[01:05:18] and the dude is just like a mundane idiot.

[01:05:21] Cause he was like tripping over his own feet.

[01:05:23] Yeah.

[01:05:23] Yeah.

[01:05:25] but yeah,

[01:05:25] so you guys arrive at a hut,

[01:05:27] out in the,

[01:05:28] in the hills,

[01:05:28] like on an outcropping,

[01:05:30] uh,

[01:05:30] and you see like Skylark,

[01:05:31] uh,

[01:05:32] you see like,

[01:05:33] like Skylark,

[01:05:34] like she already had the eggs like a couple,

[01:05:35] like a while back.

[01:05:48] Mm-hmm.

[01:05:49] It's like,

[01:05:49] okay.

[01:05:51] You have new pets.

[01:05:53] What?

[01:05:53] I'm kidding.

[01:05:54] Wow.

[01:05:54] I'm kidding.

[01:05:55] Um.

[01:05:56] They're just so adorable,

[01:05:57] you see.

[01:05:58] They are quite,

[01:05:58] they are quite cute.

[01:06:01] Ravenous when they're young,

[01:06:02] but quite cute.

[01:06:04] Um,

[01:06:04] and uh,

[01:06:05] Skylark is like,

[01:06:06] well it is,

[01:06:06] it is customary among my clan anyway,

[01:06:08] that uh,

[01:06:09] the,

[01:06:10] the chieftains of the,

[01:06:11] of the,

[01:06:12] of the,

[01:06:12] the clans name the,

[01:06:15] uh,

[01:06:15] the first couple of,

[01:06:16] the first,

[01:06:16] uh,

[01:06:16] the first few.

[01:06:17] So,

[01:06:18] what do,

[01:06:19] what do you wish to name my,

[01:06:20] uh,

[01:06:21] uh,

[01:06:21] uh,

[01:06:21] uh,

[01:06:21] these,

[01:06:22] these kobolds?

[01:06:23] These,

[01:06:24] I guess they would be the first,

[01:06:26] the newborn citizens of,

[01:06:27] of a shot?

[01:06:28] Yeah,

[01:06:28] technically the first ones,

[01:06:29] yeah.

[01:06:29] Yeah.

[01:06:30] Mama Abby's just like,

[01:06:31] they're so precious.

[01:06:33] Don't,

[01:06:35] you little buttons.

[01:06:37] She's like the,

[01:06:37] she's like Betty White in Lake Placid,

[01:06:39] when she's like feeding the little crocodile babies at the end of the movie.

[01:06:43] You little buttons.

[01:06:45] She's like feeding like the bread on the,

[01:06:47] uh,

[01:06:47] as they start swimming toward her.

[01:06:48] So I,

[01:06:49] I recall Skylark wasn't happy with us.

[01:06:52] She didn't like us specifically because we were trying to kill her in combat.

[01:06:57] And then she ran away.

[01:06:59] She,

[01:06:59] she's warmed up to you guys.

[01:07:00] Okay,

[01:07:01] fine.

[01:07:02] I don't recall if we still hate each other.

[01:07:04] No.

[01:07:04] Cause I don't think we've encountered her since.

[01:07:06] No,

[01:07:06] no,

[01:07:06] she's basically kind of been like,

[01:07:08] she's been busy for the last two months,

[01:07:10] uh,

[01:07:10] basically like watching over her eggs.

[01:07:11] Yeah.

[01:07:12] So she's,

[01:07:13] but like it is customary,

[01:07:14] according to her,

[01:07:15] it's customary for her clan to,

[01:07:16] for the,

[01:07:16] the head chiefs or,

[01:07:18] or like the,

[01:07:18] the head honchos to name the,

[01:07:20] the clutch.

[01:07:21] What color are they?

[01:07:22] Um,

[01:07:22] they are,

[01:07:23] I'm going to say a mix of red and blue.

[01:07:25] Hmm.

[01:07:26] Like scales.

[01:07:28] Oh,

[01:07:29] as in like all of them are red and blue scale.

[01:07:31] There's some are blue and some are red.

[01:07:32] Some of them are blue.

[01:07:33] Some of them are red.

[01:07:34] There's one that's purple,

[01:07:36] uh,

[01:07:36] because Skylark is blue and,

[01:07:38] and,

[01:07:39] Grimtooth is red.

[01:07:40] Oh,

[01:07:40] okay.

[01:07:41] Q.

[01:07:44] Okay.

[01:07:46] So,

[01:07:47] uh,

[01:07:47] yeah.

[01:07:47] What do you guys want in?

[01:07:51] Um,

[01:07:52] well,

[01:07:52] I guess we have to have trench coats made for them.

[01:07:55] I'm sorry.

[01:07:56] So that they can stack up.

[01:07:57] That's goddamn adorable.

[01:07:59] Yeah.

[01:07:59] A trench coat.

[01:08:00] Yes.

[01:08:00] Not trench coats.

[01:08:02] Yes,

[01:08:02] for sure.

[01:08:04] So we can have three co-bolts and a trench coat.

[01:08:07] Together.

[01:08:08] Because that is apparently,

[01:08:09] actually a playable race.

[01:08:12] In fifth ed.

[01:08:13] Really?

[01:08:13] Yes.

[01:08:14] You can play as three co-bolts.

[01:08:17] Why wasn't I told this?

[01:08:19] I would have been.

[01:08:20] Because it wasn't in the core book.

[01:08:22] It was in one of the later ones.

[01:08:24] That's awesome.

[01:08:25] Yeah.

[01:08:25] So yeah,

[01:08:26] what are we naming these co-bolts?

[01:08:28] What,

[01:08:28] what is a purple gemstone?

[01:08:31] Amethyst?

[01:08:31] Amethyst.

[01:08:32] Is it amethyst?

[01:08:33] Yeah.

[01:08:33] Yes.

[01:08:34] Jasper even?

[01:08:35] I don't know.

[01:08:35] What's Jasper?

[01:08:38] Color wise.

[01:08:40] I had never heard of that.

[01:08:42] Really?

[01:08:43] Yeah.

[01:08:45] The Jasper thing I know as a dude's name.

[01:08:49] Which is based off of the...

[01:08:50] I'm sure it is.

[01:08:55] You can just call the purple one Amy.

[01:08:57] Short name for this down to Amy.

[01:08:58] Yeah.

[01:08:59] Or if it gets really punchy,

[01:09:03] call it my fist.

[01:09:06] Or Nerple.

[01:09:07] Nerple?

[01:09:09] It gives really mean purple Nerples.

[01:09:12] Perp.

[01:09:13] Perp.

[01:09:15] It's kind of a cop related thing.

[01:09:18] You're perp.

[01:09:19] You're perp.

[01:09:20] You're sus.

[01:09:22] That perp is sus as fuck.

[01:09:24] The only purple one of the clutch.

[01:09:27] Good lord.

[01:09:33] Names?

[01:09:33] How many are there total?

[01:09:34] There's six.

[01:09:34] Perp's.

[01:09:36] Well, I've named Perp.

[01:09:37] Alright, so is your name...

[01:09:38] Is it really Perp?

[01:09:40] What?

[01:09:42] You gave me the choice.

[01:09:43] I shouldn't have...

[01:09:45] Perp the Herp.

[01:09:46] Since you're reptilian.

[01:09:48] Yeah.

[01:09:49] It's a perp.

[01:09:50] Grimtooth is like...

[01:09:51] That's a strong name.

[01:09:53] Yeah.

[01:09:55] It's a...

[01:09:56] It's a...

[01:09:57] That's a name that is rooted in our family lineage.

[01:10:01] Perps.

[01:10:02] Yeah.

[01:10:04] This guy like just punches him in the ribs.

[01:10:06] She no longer likes you anymore.

[01:10:09] That's funny.

[01:10:10] It's like...

[01:10:11] But tradition is tradition.

[01:10:12] She has to accept your name.

[01:10:15] Any other names, guys?

[01:10:17] Or you could go Amy and just have Perp as a middle name.

[01:10:19] Do they do middle names?

[01:10:20] No.

[01:10:21] They do now.

[01:10:23] Amy Perp.

[01:10:25] Yes.

[01:10:26] Okay.

[01:10:27] Or she's Amy.

[01:10:28] Fuck it.

[01:10:29] Yeah, I'll just call her Perp.

[01:10:31] Sure.

[01:10:32] What colors are left?

[01:10:33] There's three red and two blue.

[01:10:38] I didn't expect this to drag down the game.

[01:10:41] Candle.

[01:10:42] Accordion.

[01:10:43] I'm looking around the room for red things.

[01:10:47] Maple leaf.

[01:10:48] Maple?

[01:10:50] Maple.

[01:10:51] Actually, maple sounds like a good name.

[01:10:53] Sock.

[01:10:56] Cod.

[01:10:58] Spica.

[01:10:59] Spica?

[01:11:00] For red or blue?

[01:11:01] Blue.

[01:11:02] Blue?

[01:11:02] Okay.

[01:11:04] Spike.

[01:11:05] Blue turtle shell?

[01:11:06] I understand.

[01:11:07] And Rigel for another blue.

[01:11:09] Rigel and Spica.

[01:11:13] Okay.

[01:11:14] Now that just leaves red.

[01:11:17] Okay.

[01:11:18] I'll fucking just choose Abby.

[01:11:20] Mama Abby chooses one for the reds.

[01:11:22] Um.

[01:11:22] I named them after stars.

[01:11:25] Fair.

[01:11:25] Uh.

[01:11:26] She's gonna call one Spitfire.

[01:11:27] Cause.

[01:11:28] How about Camir?

[01:11:29] What?

[01:11:30] Camir.

[01:11:31] For the red or red one.

[01:11:32] Camir?

[01:11:32] Camir.

[01:11:33] Camir?

[01:11:34] Okay.

[01:11:34] Camir.

[01:11:35] Camir.

[01:11:36] Yeah.

[01:11:38] Okay.

[01:11:38] Camir.

[01:11:39] Um.

[01:11:40] And Spitfire because that's the one that was snapping at her fingers as she was like.

[01:11:44] Like getting close to one.

[01:11:47] And.

[01:11:48] One last red one.

[01:11:51] Moulin Rouge.

[01:11:55] That was two?

[01:11:56] No.

[01:11:57] Was it Moulin Rouge?

[01:11:57] Yeah.

[01:12:00] Nissan.

[01:12:01] Nissan Rouge.

[01:12:05] I don't get it.

[01:12:06] No?

[01:12:07] You haven't heard anybody mispronounce the Nissan Rogue?

[01:12:11] God damn it.

[01:12:13] Alright.

[01:12:13] Nissan.

[01:12:14] There.

[01:12:15] Alright.

[01:12:17] Um.

[01:12:18] And with that to be kobolds.

[01:12:19] The new.

[01:12:20] Newly born kobolds of a shot.

[01:12:22] Have been named by the asshats.

[01:12:25] Spitfire.

[01:12:26] Casimir.

[01:12:27] Nissan.

[01:12:28] Amy.

[01:12:29] Or Perp.

[01:12:30] Spica.

[01:12:31] And Rigel.

[01:12:33] Strong names I'm sure.

[01:12:35] For this clutch of six kobolds.

[01:12:37] Uh.

[01:12:39] Okay.

[01:12:40] So we are going to.

[01:12:42] Uh.

[01:12:43] Fade.

[01:12:43] Fade to black again.

[01:12:45] And it will say.

[01:12:46] And then suddenly a text will pop up.

[01:12:47] Like white text over the black screen.

[01:12:49] Saying.

[01:12:50] Three weeks later.

[01:12:52] Fairhaven.

[01:12:53] Endwear.

[01:12:54] So.

[01:12:55] It has been three weeks.

[01:12:57] Since.

[01:12:58] That.

[01:12:58] All those shenanigans.

[01:13:00] And.

[01:13:01] You guys are in.

[01:13:01] In Fairhaven.

[01:13:02] In Endwear.

[01:13:03] The wizard country.

[01:13:05] Okay.

[01:13:06] You are getting your magic items.

[01:13:07] Because you guys.

[01:13:08] Split the difference.

[01:13:09] Of all that huge hoard of gold.

[01:13:12] And.

[01:13:13] Money.

[01:13:13] And stuff like that.

[01:13:14] From.

[01:13:15] From the bank heist.

[01:13:16] Or sorry.

[01:13:16] The bank salvage.

[01:13:18] In the Mourlands.

[01:13:19] So you've given.

[01:13:20] Half of the money.

[01:13:21] To a shot.

[01:13:22] To.

[01:13:22] To build.

[01:13:23] And we'll.

[01:13:23] We'll do that off recording.

[01:13:25] Or something.

[01:13:25] We'll figure out.

[01:13:25] What we're.

[01:13:26] What we're adding to the town.

[01:13:27] It's roughly a hundred and a hundred.

[01:13:29] Yeah.

[01:13:29] A hundred and a hundred basically.

[01:13:30] And you guys have like.

[01:13:31] What.

[01:13:31] Thirty.

[01:13:32] Like.

[01:13:32] Between the three.

[01:13:33] A lot of you guys have like.

[01:13:34] About thirty three.

[01:13:35] Something like that roughly.

[01:13:37] Have chosen off recording.

[01:13:38] Magic items.

[01:13:40] Yes.

[01:13:41] Were we going to.

[01:13:42] Roll to see like.

[01:13:43] What you guys.

[01:13:43] Find and what you guys.

[01:13:44] How much it cost you.

[01:13:46] Yeah.

[01:13:47] So.

[01:13:47] I.

[01:13:48] I guess we'll have to do.

[01:13:49] Some kind of roll.

[01:13:50] To see if we can.

[01:13:51] Find what we're looking for.

[01:13:53] Okay.

[01:13:57] My theory is.

[01:13:59] Common.

[01:13:59] You just.

[01:14:00] You just find.

[01:14:02] This is.

[01:14:03] What.

[01:14:04] Aaron.

[01:14:04] I believe you actually have.

[01:14:05] My second.

[01:14:06] My.

[01:14:07] My copy of.

[01:14:08] Everon.

[01:14:08] As well as yours.

[01:14:10] Because I'm missing my copy of Everon.

[01:14:15] Players.

[01:14:16] Engine master.

[01:14:18] Everon.

[01:14:19] And.

[01:14:19] And Everon.

[01:14:21] Yes.

[01:14:21] Can I have my Everon book?

[01:14:22] I suppose.

[01:14:24] I will give you this one.

[01:14:26] Because this one has a ding there.

[01:14:29] So this has a.

[01:14:32] Is your map out of yours?

[01:14:33] Is that yours?

[01:14:34] That's mine.

[01:14:37] Boom.

[01:14:40] This is comical.

[01:14:42] I can't.

[01:14:42] I want to help.

[01:14:43] But I also don't.

[01:14:45] As there is a.

[01:14:46] Like.

[01:14:47] A good six foot distance.

[01:14:49] In between you two.

[01:14:50] Neither of us are struggling.

[01:14:52] Overly.

[01:14:53] To try.

[01:14:53] And no one else is helping.

[01:14:55] No.

[01:14:55] Except for Dave.

[01:14:56] When you eventually helped.

[01:14:57] Alright.

[01:14:58] So you guys are in Fairhaven.

[01:14:59] I'm pretty sure it's the capital of Endwear.

[01:15:04] Uh.

[01:15:07] Yes.

[01:15:08] Fairhaven is the capital of Endwear.

[01:15:10] Endwear.

[01:15:10] Or Endwear.

[01:15:11] Uh.

[01:15:11] And Endwear is the.

[01:15:13] Basically the country of wizards.

[01:15:14] It's where all.

[01:15:15] It's where most of the wizard.

[01:15:17] It's the most.

[01:15:17] It's the.

[01:15:18] It's the country with the most population of wizard.

[01:15:21] Uh.

[01:15:21] Wizard towers.

[01:15:23] And um.

[01:15:24] Uh.

[01:15:24] And wizard.

[01:15:25] Like educational system.

[01:15:27] Uh.

[01:15:27] In fact.

[01:15:27] If we look at the.

[01:15:30] Uh.

[01:15:30] At uh.

[01:15:31] The Gazetteer for Corvair.

[01:15:33] And go over to uh.

[01:15:34] Uh.

[01:15:35] And where.

[01:15:35] Or Endwear.

[01:15:36] There's Arcanics.

[01:15:38] Um.

[01:15:40] And there is Fairhaven.

[01:15:41] Fairhaven is the.

[01:15:43] A cap.

[01:15:43] The capital of Endwear.

[01:15:44] Is one of the most popular.

[01:15:46] Is one of the most beautiful cities in Eberron.

[01:15:48] Stunning displays of magical light.

[01:15:49] And other arcane wonders.

[01:15:50] Enhance the exquisite architecture.

[01:15:52] This is the seat of the University of Wynarn.

[01:15:56] A prestigious institution.

[01:15:58] That draws students from across Corvair.

[01:16:00] As a noble entertainer.

[01:16:02] Or sage.

[01:16:02] You might have your roots.

[01:16:04] In the City of Lights.

[01:16:06] Um.

[01:16:07] I will also mention that.

[01:16:09] And there.

[01:16:09] So on top of being uh.

[01:16:11] The uh.

[01:16:12] The wizard city.

[01:16:13] Of.

[01:16:14] Or the wizard country.

[01:16:15] Uh.

[01:16:15] Its other hallmarks are.

[01:16:17] Cheese.

[01:16:18] Education.

[01:16:19] Fashion.

[01:16:20] And grains and winery.

[01:16:21] So basically it's pastoral wizard country.

[01:16:25] Okay.

[01:16:26] Um.

[01:16:27] So yeah.

[01:16:28] Uh.

[01:16:29] You can uh.

[01:16:31] So.

[01:16:32] You are in one of the various uh.

[01:16:34] Magical.

[01:16:34] Magical markets.

[01:16:36] Uh.

[01:16:37] Of.

[01:16:37] Of Fairhaven.

[01:16:38] Um.

[01:16:39] And uh.

[01:16:39] You are.

[01:16:40] You see several stores and such.

[01:16:42] Um.

[01:16:43] There's a.

[01:16:44] Balthazar.

[01:16:45] A uh.

[01:16:45] A uh.

[01:16:46] A professor bazaars.

[01:16:48] Uh.

[01:16:49] Uh.

[01:16:50] And there is a uh.

[01:16:52] Uh.

[01:16:52] Various other um.

[01:16:54] Magical shops.

[01:16:55] Um.

[01:16:55] And you actually even see um.

[01:16:57] Coming up ahead of you.

[01:16:58] Is.

[01:16:59] Professor Petonius.

[01:17:01] And his.

[01:17:02] Crazy looking cart.

[01:17:03] Or like land cart.

[01:17:04] With the uh.

[01:17:05] Spectral steed.

[01:17:06] And uh.

[01:17:06] And what looks like a um.

[01:17:08] Uh.

[01:17:09] Some kind of dinosaur skull.

[01:17:11] Um.

[01:17:11] Atop it.

[01:17:13] Okay.

[01:17:14] Okay.

[01:17:15] So.

[01:17:17] He apparently appears to be setting up a shop as well.

[01:17:19] In.

[01:17:20] Among the.

[01:17:20] The marketplace.

[01:17:21] There's also like stalls out in the.

[01:17:22] On the street.

[01:17:23] It's.

[01:17:23] Not a street that's generally like.

[01:17:25] A lot of heavy cart traffic.

[01:17:27] It's mostly like foot traffic.

[01:17:28] But it does allow for some carts to come in for like vendors and such.

[01:17:33] So.

[01:17:34] Um.

[01:17:35] So yeah.

[01:17:35] Who wants to go first?

[01:17:36] For like.

[01:17:36] Seeing where we.

[01:17:37] Where their magical items can be found.

[01:17:39] And get.

[01:17:39] And how much it's going to cost them.

[01:17:42] Sure.

[01:17:44] No one else is jumping out of here.

[01:17:45] Okay.

[01:17:46] You spoke up.

[01:17:46] So.

[01:17:47] Uh.

[01:17:48] So what are you looking to find?

[01:17:49] Um.

[01:17:51] A magic shield.

[01:17:53] Potentially.

[01:17:53] Either.

[01:17:54] A spell guard shield.

[01:17:56] Or an animated shield.

[01:17:58] Uh.

[01:17:59] All purpose tool.

[01:18:02] Ideally plus three.

[01:18:03] That has like one two and three as the bonuses on it.

[01:18:07] Uh.

[01:18:07] Armor of resistance.

[01:18:08] Maybe for armor.

[01:18:11] That kind of thing.

[01:18:12] Okay.

[01:18:12] Or.

[01:18:13] If I could.

[01:18:13] If I could find a circle with a blasting maybe.

[01:18:16] Mini.

[01:18:18] Balthazar's.

[01:18:18] Yeah.

[01:18:19] Blazing.

[01:18:19] Brain Band of.

[01:18:20] Of blasting.

[01:18:21] Blasting.

[01:18:21] Yes.

[01:18:22] Yes.

[01:18:23] Uh.

[01:18:24] Okay.

[01:18:24] Most.

[01:18:25] Uh.

[01:18:25] The.

[01:18:26] Rarity.

[01:18:27] Uncommon is the.

[01:18:28] Circulative blasting.

[01:18:30] Armor resistance is rare.

[01:18:32] All purpose tool.

[01:18:33] And the spell guard shield.

[01:18:34] And the animated shield.

[01:18:35] Are all very rare.

[01:18:36] Okay.

[01:18:36] Give me a second.

[01:18:37] I just gotta go get my dog.

[01:18:39] Okay.

[01:18:47] I thought it was gonna be like random like this.

[01:18:48] I would've written down.

[01:18:50] Written down.

[01:18:50] Come on.

[01:18:52] Others.

[01:18:53] So I have options.

[01:19:00] We did say it was gonna be random.

[01:19:01] Like we're gonna like.

[01:19:02] Fold a.

[01:19:03] Random.

[01:19:04] See if you guys are able to.

[01:19:05] The availability of it and such.

[01:19:06] Mm-hmm.

[01:19:07] So Aaron.

[01:19:08] How does that work?

[01:19:09] Availability?

[01:19:10] Yeah.

[01:19:10] Um.

[01:19:11] Well we are in Aberron.

[01:19:13] And we are in like a.

[01:19:15] The magic centric.

[01:19:16] Yeah.

[01:19:17] So.

[01:19:18] Common.

[01:19:18] Are available everywhere.

[01:19:19] Yeah.

[01:19:20] My thought was.

[01:19:22] Uncommon.

[01:19:23] Uh.

[01:19:23] You roll.

[01:19:24] Your percentile.

[01:19:26] 95% chance it's there.

[01:19:29] Okay.

[01:19:30] Um.

[01:19:31] Rare.

[01:19:33] 75.

[01:19:34] I was thinking 80.

[01:19:35] Okay.

[01:19:36] Very rare.

[01:19:38] Uh.

[01:19:39] 60.

[01:19:41] Okay.

[01:19:43] And we're not even going.

[01:19:44] No.

[01:19:45] Artifact?

[01:19:45] Very rare.

[01:19:46] Very rare would be 50.

[01:19:48] Yeah.

[01:19:48] And then.

[01:19:49] Uh.

[01:19:50] Anything above that.

[01:19:51] We're not really going after anyway.

[01:19:53] Because we can't afford it.

[01:19:54] Mm-hmm.

[01:19:54] Okay.

[01:19:57] So.

[01:19:58] Um.

[01:19:59] Okay.

[01:20:00] Um.

[01:20:01] Yeah.

[01:20:01] So what are.

[01:20:02] You know your rarities.

[01:20:03] Uh.

[01:20:03] Yes.

[01:20:04] I've worked on the rarities.

[01:20:05] Okay.

[01:20:05] So then.

[01:20:06] Uh.

[01:20:06] What's the.

[01:20:07] Uh.

[01:20:07] What's the first one?

[01:20:08] Uh.

[01:20:09] Spell guard shield.

[01:20:10] Okay.

[01:20:11] What's the rarity on that?

[01:20:12] Very rare.

[01:20:12] Very rare?

[01:20:13] Okay.

[01:20:14] Okay.

[01:20:14] I'm going to roll a percentile.

[01:20:14] So it's uh.

[01:20:15] 50-50.

[01:20:17] And I'm trying to get over.

[01:20:18] You're rolling.

[01:20:19] Under.

[01:20:21] Take your pick.

[01:20:22] Oh.

[01:20:22] Because it doesn't matter.

[01:20:23] Oh yeah.

[01:20:23] For all the other ones.

[01:20:24] I'm going to say like.

[01:20:25] Because like.

[01:20:26] I'm going to say you have to roll under.

[01:20:27] Because that's like.

[01:20:28] For like.

[01:20:29] That's fine.

[01:20:29] In terms of the other ones.

[01:20:30] Yeah.

[01:20:31] So if I roll 50.

[01:20:32] I don't get it?

[01:20:33] Yeah.

[01:20:33] If I roll 50 or under.

[01:20:35] Yeah.

[01:20:35] Yeah.

[01:20:38] 50-7.

[01:20:38] 50-7.

[01:20:39] You.

[01:20:41] Cannot find.

[01:20:43] A shield.

[01:20:44] An animated shield.

[01:20:45] A shield.

[01:20:45] Oh sorry.

[01:20:46] A spell of our shield.

[01:20:47] Okay.

[01:20:47] You can find an animated shield.

[01:20:49] You do find an animated shield.

[01:20:50] Do I?

[01:20:51] Yeah.

[01:20:53] What's the plus on it?

[01:20:54] Hmm?

[01:20:55] Plus two.

[01:20:55] Well the question is.

[01:20:56] Does it have a plus on it?

[01:20:58] It doesn't have a plus.

[01:20:59] Let's find out.

[01:20:59] There are two separate things.

[01:21:01] We should have just took the plus too.

[01:21:02] We offered it for free.

[01:21:04] Let's see.

[01:21:05] Odds it has pluses.

[01:21:07] Evens it doesn't.

[01:21:10] It doesn't have.

[01:21:11] Fuck you.

[01:21:12] Any pluses.

[01:21:12] I always choose the wrong one.

[01:21:14] It's just a basic bitch.

[01:21:15] That's it.

[01:21:16] You could enhance it yourself.

[01:21:18] That's true.

[01:21:19] Yeah.

[01:21:19] But yeah.

[01:21:20] It's like.

[01:21:21] Yeah.

[01:21:21] The professor at Professor's Bazaar is like.

[01:21:27] I'm sorry.

[01:21:28] I don't have this spell guard shield.

[01:21:32] But I do have this animated shield.

[01:21:33] And as he tests it.

[01:21:35] And it just goes around his head.

[01:21:36] I was like.

[01:21:37] See?

[01:21:38] It's quite handy.

[01:21:39] I mean that was my second option.

[01:21:41] Really?

[01:21:42] Yes actually.

[01:21:43] Because as a caster myself.

[01:21:45] Having hands free is.

[01:21:47] Handy.

[01:21:48] Even though I do have another left.

[01:21:51] It's a hand though.

[01:21:52] It comes out as a hand.

[01:21:55] Okay.

[01:21:56] How much for the animated shield?

[01:21:58] So.

[01:21:59] Uncom.

[01:21:59] I think we said like.

[01:22:00] It's a very rare right?

[01:22:02] Yeah.

[01:22:02] So it was like what?

[01:22:03] 5,001 to 10,000?

[01:22:06] Or no.

[01:22:07] Aaron?

[01:22:09] Sorry.

[01:22:09] For which?

[01:22:10] Very rare.

[01:22:11] Very rare.

[01:22:11] It is.

[01:22:17] Sorry Merritt.

[01:22:18] I hope I'm not bored of you.

[01:22:19] No.

[01:22:20] I've just been up since 4.

[01:22:20] Oh that's fair.

[01:22:25] Very rare is 5,000 to 50,000.

[01:22:28] Okay.

[01:22:29] So we're going to go with the base.

[01:22:30] And then roll a percentile?

[01:22:31] Yes.

[01:22:33] Okay.

[01:22:33] Yeah.

[01:22:33] Roll your percentile.

[01:22:35] And then.

[01:22:35] So wait.

[01:22:36] How does it.

[01:22:36] So yeah.

[01:22:36] Roll some percentile.

[01:22:37] And then what are we.

[01:22:38] How are we adding the percentile to that?

[01:22:42] Well for some of the other ones.

[01:22:43] It's a hell of a lot easier.

[01:22:44] But.

[01:22:46] Just.

[01:22:47] Just roll it.

[01:22:47] Okay.

[01:22:51] 63.

[01:22:51] 63 percent.

[01:22:54] So.

[01:22:57] Do do do do do do do.

[01:23:00] Uh.

[01:23:02] 25.

[01:23:10] 28,350.

[01:23:13] That's how much it costs?

[01:23:14] Yeah.

[01:23:15] 28,000 gold?

[01:23:18] Yes.

[01:23:21] And.

[01:23:22] Really?

[01:23:23] 63 percent of $50,000.

[01:23:26] Yep.

[01:23:27] I see.

[01:23:30] Okay.

[01:23:31] That's expensive.

[01:23:33] Yes.

[01:23:33] It is.

[01:23:34] But it is worth it.

[01:23:35] My friend.

[01:23:36] Is it though?

[01:23:39] Is it though?

[01:23:40] It's just money.

[01:23:43] We get more of it.

[01:23:45] We do.

[01:23:46] We haven't even sold off all this stuff.

[01:23:49] That's true.

[01:23:49] How much was that again?

[01:23:54] I've already cleared up.

[01:23:58] 63 percent of $50,000.

[01:24:00] It's like 23 or something?

[01:24:02] 28,350.

[01:24:03] 28,300.

[01:24:04] I knew there was a three in there.

[01:24:06] Okay.

[01:24:06] I'm going to write down this time.

[01:24:07] So it's 28,350?

[01:24:10] Yeah.

[01:24:10] Yes.

[01:24:12] I can get it nicely.

[01:24:13] Are you a little loose on that price?

[01:24:15] I mean, you could roll persuasion test.

[01:24:17] I could.

[01:24:18] See if we can haggle that down.

[01:24:20] What if I bought something else off you?

[01:24:22] Do I get a bulk seal?

[01:24:23] Roll persuasion on that.

[01:24:24] Okay.

[01:24:27] Costco packs.

[01:24:29] Costco packs.

[01:24:33] Persuasion.

[01:24:37] Where's my M?

[01:24:50] Total of 20.

[01:24:52] I suppose if you have something else that you fancy in my shop, I could perhaps get a combination deal.

[01:25:02] Do you have a multi-purpose tool here?

[01:25:05] Well, that's potentially not cursed with a weird voice.

[01:25:10] Roll.

[01:25:11] You know what?

[01:25:12] I'm sorry.

[01:25:13] The only one I have is this intelligent one.

[01:25:18] It has a strange accent to it, but it is rather competent.

[01:25:24] It will 100% work all the time.

[01:25:27] Every time.

[01:25:29] 50% of the time.

[01:25:30] You just have to deal with the rather eccentric voice.

[01:25:36] How weird and how eccentric are we talking?

[01:25:38] You can handle it.

[01:25:40] As soon as you handle it, it'll start talking to you.

[01:25:45] Okay.

[01:25:46] I'll pick it up.

[01:25:47] Oh, hi.

[01:25:48] I'll put it down.

[01:25:52] I'll take it.

[01:25:54] Really?

[01:25:55] Yeah, I want one.

[01:25:56] What's the plus on it?

[01:25:58] It's got plus D.

[01:25:59] Okay.

[01:26:02] But it is cursed with intelligence.

[01:26:05] That's fine.

[01:26:05] Cursed with intelligence.

[01:26:07] Yeah.

[01:26:08] In quotes.

[01:26:09] I mean, as long as it does its job, that's fine.

[01:26:11] Okay.

[01:26:12] So what does that run mean?

[01:26:14] What's the...

[01:26:15] It's also very rare, I believe.

[01:26:17] So it's also very rare.

[01:26:17] Well, actually, no.

[01:26:18] The rarity depends on the plus.

[01:26:19] So that would be uncommon.

[01:26:22] So uncommon.

[01:26:23] So that's, I believe, 500?

[01:26:26] Aaron?

[01:26:27] Or is that...

[01:26:27] No, rare is 500 to 5,000.

[01:26:29] Uncommon.

[01:26:30] Yeah.

[01:26:30] Sorry, it would be rare.

[01:26:31] A hundred...

[01:26:32] Oh, rare?

[01:26:32] Yes.

[01:26:33] Because...

[01:26:33] It's 501 to 5,000.

[01:26:35] Okay.

[01:26:35] So we're starting...

[01:26:36] The starting price is 501.

[01:26:38] And...

[01:26:38] Or...

[01:26:39] Yeah, 501.

[01:26:40] So...

[01:26:40] Get my rolling going.

[01:26:41] Yeah.

[01:26:42] Get your percentile going.

[01:26:47] 14.

[01:26:49] 14?

[01:26:50] Yeah.

[01:26:51] 14%.

[01:26:52] 501.

[01:26:53] Yeah, you're wrong.

[01:26:53] You want to roll really low on these ones.

[01:26:55] That's why it's cheap.

[01:26:56] Because that's the point.

[01:26:57] Or a me.

[01:26:59] Become a me.

[01:27:01] I'm on sale.

[01:27:03] I'm a discount.

[01:27:05] That's your name now.

[01:27:07] Yeah, that's...

[01:27:08] That's not his name.

[01:27:09] Discount.

[01:27:15] Discount.

[01:27:15] Is unfucking complete.

[01:27:18] You can cut me anything you want.

[01:27:19] Just don't cut me late for dinner.

[01:27:21] 1,201.

[01:27:23] Maybe?

[01:27:24] Okay.

[01:27:25] 1,201, you said?

[01:27:26] Yes.

[01:27:27] Okay, where are the...

[01:27:30] Sorry, how much for 1,000...

[01:27:32] 1,201.

[01:27:34] 1,201.

[01:27:35] Okay, so...

[01:27:36] He's going to sell it for...

[01:27:38] 1,200.

[01:27:39] So, like 1,200.

[01:27:41] Mm-hmm.

[01:27:43] And he'll bring down the animated shield.

[01:27:46] I think it was...

[01:27:48] It was 2,850.

[01:27:49] I'll say he'll bring that down to 25.

[01:27:51] So, it'll be 26...

[01:27:56] 26,200.

[01:28:02] Okay.

[01:28:04] Does he sell armor here as well?

[01:28:06] Like, how much am I able to buy?

[01:28:09] You've got to roll the availability and such.

[01:28:11] Okay.

[01:28:12] I want to see if he potentially has an armor of resistance.

[01:28:15] So, what's the armor of resistance...

[01:28:17] Was it due?

[01:28:18] No, what's its rarity?

[01:28:19] Its rarity is rare.

[01:28:20] Just rare?

[01:28:21] Okay, so I think that one was 80.

[01:28:24] That one is 500 to 5,000.

[01:28:26] No, no, no.

[01:28:26] The chance of availability.

[01:28:29] Yes.

[01:28:29] Yeah, 80, yeah.

[01:28:30] So, you have to go under 80.

[01:28:32] Okay.

[01:28:34] 45.

[01:28:35] Okay.

[01:28:36] Hell yeah.

[01:28:37] He does have that armor.

[01:28:38] Okay.

[01:28:40] Is it...

[01:28:42] See, that's the thing.

[01:28:43] It could be multiple types of armor, though.

[01:28:45] What I specifically want is a breastplate of armor of resistance.

[01:28:51] Breastplate of resistance, specifically.

[01:28:54] A breastplate of resistance.

[01:28:56] Yes.

[01:28:57] Breastplate of resistance.

[01:28:59] What's the rarity on that?

[01:29:02] It's the same rarity.

[01:29:03] Because, like, the armor of resistance could be basically...

[01:29:06] Whatever kind of armor.

[01:29:07] It could be chainmail.

[01:29:08] It could be breastplate.

[01:29:09] Yeah.

[01:29:09] He has it.

[01:29:10] Because you rolled under the availability.

[01:29:12] Okay.

[01:29:13] So, yeah.

[01:29:14] Actually, I have a couple of them back.

[01:29:15] What's the resistance do?

[01:29:17] GM chooses an element and it's resistant to that.

[01:29:20] Oh, okay.

[01:29:21] I just didn't know what else to pick, honestly.

[01:29:23] So, I just had to pick something real quick.

[01:29:26] Hmm.

[01:29:28] Okay.

[01:29:29] There is a roll, 1d10, to do it.

[01:29:31] But, if you look it up, you'll see all the different elements on it.

[01:29:34] Oh, armor of resistance.

[01:29:35] Yeah, perfect.

[01:29:36] Is it still up there?

[01:29:36] Yep.

[01:29:37] I didn't close it.

[01:29:38] No, that's fine.

[01:29:39] I didn't close it.

[01:29:40] Okay.

[01:29:40] So, I'll roll.

[01:29:41] I'll use this to roll.

[01:29:44] And we'll figure out what it is.

[01:29:47] It is a resistance of fire.

[01:29:51] I'll take that.

[01:29:51] If it was poison, I would say no.

[01:29:53] Because I'm already immune to that.

[01:29:56] In my hand, like, don't be poison.

[01:29:57] Don't be poison.

[01:29:58] Yeah, so he has an armor of resistance to fire.

[01:30:05] Okay.

[01:30:08] Strangely enough, it has sick flames painted on it.

[01:30:15] Sick flames?

[01:30:16] Yeah.

[01:30:17] Like hot rod?

[01:30:18] Hot rod paint job?

[01:30:20] Yeah, he has a hot rod paint job.

[01:30:22] Lovely enough.

[01:30:23] Nice.

[01:30:24] It's actually a Guy Fieri.

[01:30:27] It's a chainmail Guy Fieri Hawaiian t-shirt.

[01:30:31] Nice.

[01:30:32] So it's just like flames.

[01:30:37] I had all my paperwork so organized, and then it just didn't.

[01:30:41] I need to fix that real quick.

[01:30:43] Because I am tired of getting through all this goddamn paperwork.

[01:30:48] Okay, what's next?

[01:30:49] I think I can find everything right now.

[01:30:50] Okay.

[01:30:51] So, I think that's good for now.

[01:30:53] Okay.

[01:30:53] Is there a plus on the armor?

[01:30:56] Um...

[01:30:57] And what would the cost of it be?

[01:31:00] Because I didn't roll for that yet.

[01:31:03] Uh, let's find it.

[01:31:05] We've got a plus one.

[01:31:06] Okay.

[01:31:07] Then roll for cost?

[01:31:08] Yeah.

[01:31:12] 67.

[01:31:13] 67% of, and is it rare?

[01:31:15] Of rarity.

[01:31:16] Does that get changed because of the plus one on it, or?

[01:31:18] Mm-hmm.

[01:31:20] Does a plus get added to the cost of an item?

[01:31:23] Yes.

[01:31:24] How much?

[01:31:24] For a plus one?

[01:31:25] For a plus one?

[01:31:26] Plus one on a rare item.

[01:31:28] Yeah.

[01:31:30] Okay, so roll your percent on the rare again.

[01:31:33] Again?

[01:31:33] Yeah.

[01:31:34] Because you're adding the same value again to it.

[01:31:37] Oh, okay.

[01:31:40] 10.

[01:31:41] So, 67% and then 10%?

[01:31:43] Yeah.

[01:31:43] So, 70...

[01:31:44] So, 1,000.

[01:31:46] An additional 1,000 gold pieces.

[01:31:48] Okay.

[01:31:49] To the...

[01:31:49] To what it was.

[01:31:50] To the additional that we don't have yet.

[01:31:51] Or the base that we did not set yet.

[01:31:53] It's a rare, so it's...

[01:31:55] It's a rare, it's 5...

[01:31:57] 500 to 5,000.

[01:31:59] So, 500.

[01:32:00] So, basically, I take 10% of...

[01:32:04] Uh...

[01:32:04] Actually, it would be 950.

[01:32:06] Yeah.

[01:32:07] Because I take 10% of the difference between the 500 and the 5,000, which is 4,500.

[01:32:12] Yeah.

[01:32:13] He rolled 10, so that's 10%.

[01:32:15] Oh, so that's 450 on top of the base price of 500 gives you 950.

[01:32:20] Okay.

[01:32:21] So, it's 950.

[01:32:22] For the armor?

[01:32:23] The whole thing?

[01:32:24] With plus one?

[01:32:24] No, that's 950 for the plus one.

[01:32:26] Yes.

[01:32:27] And then...

[01:32:28] The base was with the 67.

[01:32:29] Roll.

[01:32:31] Roll 67.

[01:32:33] Base price.

[01:32:34] Up 5,000, right?

[01:32:38] I rolled twice.

[01:32:39] Yeah.

[01:32:39] I rolled for the base price, which I rolled the 67, and then you told me to roll again.

[01:32:43] Isn't the...

[01:32:44] Wasn't the 67 the absurdly high one?

[01:32:48] No.

[01:32:49] I'm very confused.

[01:32:50] He's rolling for a different thing now.

[01:32:53] He's rolling for...

[01:32:53] Yeah.

[01:32:54] Okay, so you rolled a 67 on rare?

[01:32:57] Yeah.

[01:32:58] Okay, because I didn't do the math for that.

[01:32:59] Yeah, that's why I'm trying it now.

[01:33:01] That's why we're confused.

[01:33:01] Okay.

[01:33:02] That's why I'm confused, because I was completely lost on the base.

[01:33:05] It's okay.

[01:33:05] So, um...

[01:33:08] 3,516.

[01:33:12] Okay, plus a 950.

[01:33:14] Plus 950.

[01:33:16] Is 4466.

[01:33:19] So...

[01:33:20] Okay.

[01:33:23] Okay, I'll take it.

[01:33:26] 3466.

[01:33:27] 4466.

[01:33:28] 4466.

[01:33:29] 6466.

[01:33:31] No, it wasn't.

[01:33:32] 8466.

[01:33:33] Stop.

[01:33:34] It's too high.

[01:33:36] Merit, sorry.

[01:33:37] Can you get my dog out?

[01:33:38] I'll let my dog back in.

[01:33:40] Sorry.

[01:33:42] So, yeah, you'll take that?

[01:33:45] Yeah.

[01:33:46] Okay.

[01:33:46] What's our budget right now?

[01:33:48] 30-something thousand each?

[01:33:49] 33,000 each.

[01:33:50] Roughly.

[01:33:51] I believe I can fly.

[01:33:54] How's your...

[01:33:56] How's your bank account doing?

[01:33:58] Checking.

[01:34:04] I'm done.

[01:34:07] I am the devil's number past.

[01:34:09] I am 666 past.

[01:34:12] Okay.

[01:34:13] Do you want to roll to try and haggle down that price?

[01:34:15] Does that say...

[01:34:16] I mean, that was rough.

[01:34:18] Okay, yeah.

[01:34:18] Oh.

[01:34:19] Yeah, it's fine.

[01:34:20] Okay.

[01:34:21] So, I guess next up is going to be a barit.

[01:34:24] All right.

[01:34:25] So, Kirklus, what are the magic items you were looking for?

[01:34:28] I seek an oath bow.

[01:34:30] An oath bow.

[01:34:31] Okay.

[01:34:33] That's very...

[01:34:34] Also, you are probably very uncomfortable in this town.

[01:34:37] Yeah.

[01:34:37] Don't like it here.

[01:34:38] You do not like the country by the people.

[01:34:40] Just give me the bow and let me get out of here.

[01:34:42] You like their loot, though.

[01:34:43] Yeah.

[01:34:49] 35.

[01:34:50] 35?

[01:34:51] I have to math.

[01:34:52] Math?

[01:34:53] Yeah, sorry.

[01:34:55] What am I mathing on?

[01:34:57] Oh, no.

[01:34:58] 35.

[01:34:58] So, it was a...

[01:34:59] What's the oath bow?

[01:35:00] Is it a rare?

[01:35:01] It's very rare.

[01:35:02] Very rare?

[01:35:03] Okay.

[01:35:03] So, 35.

[01:35:04] You got...

[01:35:05] Yeah, he does have an oath bow.

[01:35:08] Because I think a very rare is 50%.

[01:35:12] Yeah.

[01:35:12] So, then next up is the cost.

[01:35:15] So, very rare is 5,000 to 50,000.

[01:35:20] Very rare.

[01:35:21] Starts at 5,000 up to 50,000.

[01:35:23] So, roll your percentile to see how much the percentage is on.

[01:35:28] Ooh, 76.

[01:35:30] Oh, yeah.

[01:35:31] That's an expensive bow.

[01:35:31] Now, you guys do have some things you can sell.

[01:35:34] You could sell the elephant head or the dragon's egg.

[01:35:37] We have a ton of random loot we can sell.

[01:35:40] Okay.

[01:35:41] So, that's...

[01:35:42] Sorry, what did you roll?

[01:35:43] 79.

[01:35:44] 79.

[01:35:46] Can you threaten him to reduce the price?

[01:35:50] Sir.

[01:35:51] It's like what the Terminator does when he gets the shotgun from the guy.

[01:35:57] It's like, hey, you can't do that.

[01:35:58] Roll on.

[01:35:59] Bang.

[01:36:00] Yeah.

[01:36:00] Just knocks and everyone just kills the guy.

[01:36:03] So, that bow will cost you 40,551.

[01:36:08] That I cannot afford.

[01:36:10] How about a Scimitar of Warning?

[01:36:14] Scimitar of Warning?

[01:36:14] I thought it was the...

[01:36:15] Didn't you want the Scimitar of Spell or Dispel Magic?

[01:36:18] Aaron suggested that.

[01:36:20] Oh, okay.

[01:36:21] He previously brought up that he was interested in the Spell Warning.

[01:36:26] Roll percentile for the rarity.

[01:36:30] 31.

[01:36:31] Do you know what the rarity of this sword is?

[01:36:33] Very rare.

[01:36:33] So, 50%.

[01:36:34] Okay.

[01:36:35] So, he also has that.

[01:36:37] Yes, I also have that.

[01:36:39] How much is it?

[01:36:41] It's very rare.

[01:36:42] It's 5,000 plus...

[01:36:43] 10%.

[01:36:44] 10% on it.

[01:36:45] Okay.

[01:36:46] Okay.

[01:36:46] So...

[01:36:47] 5,000.

[01:36:48] 10% of 50,000 is 5,000.

[01:36:51] So, that's 5,000 plus 5,000 and 1 is 10,001 gold pieces.

[01:36:56] I happen to have one of those.

[01:36:58] It seems a little bit more on your price range of 10,000 gold.

[01:37:02] That I will take.

[01:37:03] Very good.

[01:37:04] Furthermore, I seek fox hide armor.

[01:37:08] Fox hide armor.

[01:37:10] All right.

[01:37:11] Roll percentile.

[01:37:11] Let's see if he has it.

[01:37:14] 46.

[01:37:16] 46.

[01:37:17] What was the rarity on that?

[01:37:18] Was that very rare?

[01:37:19] Very rare?

[01:37:20] I think I have one in the back.

[01:37:24] He goes out in the back and it takes about 10 minutes and eventually, I found it!

[01:37:28] By the time he comes back, Hercule says looted his entire shot.

[01:37:32] No, no.

[01:37:33] He's got security systems for that.

[01:37:36] All right.

[01:37:37] Roll...

[01:37:37] Yeah.

[01:37:37] So, roll the cost percentile.

[01:37:41] 13.

[01:37:42] 13% on 5,000.

[01:37:45] Okay.

[01:37:46] 15,000.

[01:37:49] Well...

[01:37:50] Sorry.

[01:37:51] It was 13?

[01:37:51] Yeah.

[01:37:52] 13% on 45,000.

[01:37:55] Yeah.

[01:37:55] 15,000.

[01:38:00] 5,850.

[01:38:02] Plus...

[01:38:02] 5,000.

[01:38:04] 10,1.

[01:38:06] No, that's 50,000.

[01:38:07] One, Aaron.

[01:38:10] Back, back.

[01:38:11] One.

[01:38:13] 10,851 gold.

[01:38:15] So, 10,8.

[01:38:16] 5,1.

[01:38:17] And what was the other one?

[01:38:20] 10...

[01:38:21] 10,000.

[01:38:22] Yeah.

[01:38:23] 10,00 and one.

[01:38:24] Yeah.

[01:38:24] Well, just straight 10,000.

[01:38:26] Okay.

[01:38:27] He'll round it down.

[01:38:29] 20,800.

[01:38:30] I'll take it.

[01:38:31] All right.

[01:38:32] Excellent.

[01:38:34] It's a shame you couldn't get that...

[01:38:35] That oath bow, but...

[01:38:38] Well, I mean, maybe next time.

[01:38:40] Perhaps you can suggest a substitution.

[01:38:42] A lot of cost.

[01:38:45] Would there be...

[01:38:46] A sub...

[01:38:46] How would we substitute that?

[01:38:49] Just any other magical bow, is what he's saying.

[01:38:51] Let me just take a quick look.

[01:38:52] Let me take a look at my catalog.

[01:38:55] Close to his...

[01:38:56] He's got...

[01:38:57] It's not even a binder.

[01:38:58] It's like a Rolodex.

[01:38:59] Nice.

[01:39:01] Of like...

[01:39:01] Of like cataloged items he has.

[01:39:04] Mm-hmm.

[01:39:08] It's a magical Rolodex.

[01:39:10] It removes items that have been bought.

[01:39:13] It adds them when they've been sold.

[01:39:16] That's an excellent power.

[01:39:18] Aether shred.

[01:39:20] Weapon, longbow, artifact.

[01:39:22] Oh, artifact.

[01:39:25] So that's a big old no.

[01:39:28] Yep.

[01:39:30] Bone bow.

[01:39:31] Rare.

[01:39:32] Rare.

[01:39:33] This magical bow grants a plus one bonus to attack and damage rolls you make with it when you cast a necromancy spell.

[01:39:39] No.

[01:39:41] You said bone, I'm like, this ain't gonna work.

[01:39:43] Yeah, no.

[01:39:44] I was like, that's definitely a Karnathi weapon.

[01:39:48] I'm gonna guess this one's a no-go too, but...

[01:39:50] Baron is storing spine bow.

[01:39:53] Storm bow.

[01:39:53] Only rare.

[01:39:56] Storm bow?

[01:39:58] I think he's bringing up some other one.

[01:39:59] Oh, okay.

[01:40:00] He was interrupting you to bring up a different bow.

[01:40:02] This magic bow is a plus two bonus to attack and damage rolls when you cast a necromancy...

[01:40:06] No.

[01:40:07] Storm bow.

[01:40:08] I think the storm bow might be it.

[01:40:09] Grants a plus one attack bonus and damage rolls.

[01:40:12] When you cast a ranger spell, it grants a plus one bonus to spell attack rolls.

[01:40:17] That sounds like a good bow for you.

[01:40:19] Okay.

[01:40:19] And your spell save DC increases by one.

[01:40:24] So you're gonna cast spells more?

[01:40:27] Yeah.

[01:40:28] They're not...

[01:40:29] It's not spells.

[01:40:30] It's fringe science.

[01:40:32] It's pseudoscience.

[01:40:33] It's nature.

[01:40:34] It's a ranger spell, so it's science.

[01:40:37] Sure.

[01:40:38] It's the natural world.

[01:40:41] It's just all...

[01:40:42] It's all luck.

[01:40:46] Okay.

[01:40:47] Oh, hold on.

[01:40:47] No, no.

[01:40:48] Never mind.

[01:40:48] Sun moat.

[01:40:49] The what?

[01:40:50] Sun moat.

[01:40:53] It deals 2d6 radiant damage when it hits.

[01:40:58] So we have the sun sword and the sun bow.

[01:41:02] I need a sun gun.

[01:41:03] You need a sun staff.

[01:41:05] Yep.

[01:41:05] Not that kind of wizard.

[01:41:06] All right.

[01:41:07] So rare, that's only like an 85% chance to hit.

[01:41:11] Or sun shield.

[01:41:12] Yeah.

[01:41:13] Rare is...

[01:41:16] Common was absolutely.

[01:41:18] Uncommon was 95.

[01:41:19] 80.

[01:41:20] 80, yeah.

[01:41:21] So 40.

[01:41:21] I get it.

[01:41:22] Yep.

[01:41:23] Oh, yes.

[01:41:23] I do have one of those.

[01:41:30] Uh.

[01:41:30] Uh-oh.

[01:41:32] That sounds like we've been doing things wrong for a long time.

[01:41:34] No, no.

[01:41:35] No, no.

[01:41:36] Because you were looking at the same list as me.

[01:41:38] Did you read all the way to the end of Whisper?

[01:41:42] Whisper.

[01:41:42] It's the one right above Sun Moat.

[01:41:44] Does it have a suppressor on it?

[01:41:47] No.

[01:41:48] No one.

[01:41:49] Is that something?

[01:41:51] Is this mic on?

[01:41:54] Get in.

[01:41:55] Okay.

[01:41:55] That's fair.

[01:42:01] Okay.

[01:42:01] Oh, yeah.

[01:42:01] Okay.

[01:42:03] Maybe Whisper.

[01:42:05] But that's very rare.

[01:42:07] It is.

[01:42:09] See, you can see how much it is.

[01:42:11] I don't have that much.

[01:42:12] I can't...

[01:42:13] I'm not even going to play with it.

[01:42:14] Okay.

[01:42:14] Sun Moat's the way you go.

[01:42:15] Alright.

[01:42:16] So I roll the 100.

[01:42:19] Oh, 100%?

[01:42:20] Well, it is fortunately only rare.

[01:42:22] So then it's the full price.

[01:42:24] 5,000.

[01:42:25] Sold.

[01:42:26] Okay.

[01:42:29] Deals an additional 2-6 radiant damage when it hits.

[01:42:32] Yeah.

[01:42:32] Aaron, is there a sun shield?

[01:42:36] Fuck.

[01:42:37] Aaron?

[01:42:39] Is there such a thing as a sun shield?

[01:42:41] Because I feel like...

[01:42:41] Oh.

[01:42:42] The Sun Moat is just an arrow.

[01:42:45] Oh, it's one?

[01:42:45] Yeah.

[01:42:47] That's an expensive arrow.

[01:42:48] Well, hold on.

[01:42:51] Target rolls a DC 14.

[01:42:53] Constitution saving throw on a failure.

[01:42:54] They are blinded until the beginning of an extra.

[01:42:56] This arrow disappears when used and reappears in your quiver or otherwise in your possession

[01:43:01] if you have no quiver the next morning at dawn.

[01:43:04] So it's one shot.

[01:43:05] Per day.

[01:43:06] But one shot per day.

[01:43:07] How much is the radiant damage on that?

[01:43:09] 2d6.

[01:43:10] So it's a die 8 of damage plus 2 die 6 of damage.

[01:43:14] And a chance to blind them.

[01:43:17] It is an excellent arrow.

[01:43:19] Yeah.

[01:43:21] And it's cheap enough you could buy multiple.

[01:43:24] And they would just keep replenishing themselves.

[01:43:26] It's not limited to having one.

[01:43:31] I think that's good.

[01:43:33] Mm-hmm.

[01:43:38] Okay.

[01:43:40] Well, for me first, I have to go to...

[01:43:43] Well, I...

[01:43:47] I gotta go to a magic item shop, obviously.

[01:43:50] Mm-hmm.

[01:43:51] Um...

[01:43:52] Um...

[01:43:52] Well, you pass...

[01:43:54] You're...

[01:43:54] You're walking...

[01:43:54] You're about to walk in with the group...

[01:43:56] With your crew...

[01:43:56] With the other crew.

[01:43:57] And there's like...

[01:43:58] Ah!

[01:43:58] My friend!

[01:43:59] Finn Dan!

[01:44:00] Uh...

[01:44:00] And you see that's...

[01:44:01] Uh...

[01:44:02] Professor Petonius.

[01:44:03] Huh!

[01:44:04] Petonius.

[01:44:05] Good to see you, friend.

[01:44:06] Yes.

[01:44:07] I'm...

[01:44:08] What brings you to this town?

[01:44:09] I'm in the market.

[01:44:10] I'm shopping.

[01:44:12] Excellent!

[01:44:13] I'm...

[01:44:14] Selling...

[01:44:15] Stuff.

[01:44:15] Excellent!

[01:44:16] Let's see if you have what I need.

[01:44:17] Because I'd like to buy from a friend.

[01:44:19] Especially a friend who might give me a good deal.

[01:44:21] Ha ha!

[01:44:22] We'll...

[01:44:22] We'll see.

[01:44:22] We'll see.

[01:44:23] Depends on what you have.

[01:44:24] Okay.

[01:44:25] I can even...

[01:44:26] I hope it's not the five dink...

[01:44:28] Oh, the five finger discount.

[01:44:30] He like looks and like then taps his nose.

[01:44:33] And then...

[01:44:34] You're like, oh.

[01:44:35] I wouldn't know anybody who does things like that.

[01:44:38] Ah!

[01:44:38] Yes, indeed.

[01:44:39] You are an upstanding paladin.

[01:44:40] Yes.

[01:44:41] Ha ha.

[01:44:42] Just a paladin.

[01:44:44] Just a paladin.

[01:44:45] I don't even remember what ring it is.

[01:44:47] You bought...

[01:44:47] You took three rings.

[01:44:49] You took all the rings.

[01:44:50] I don't know if I ever got...

[01:44:52] Found out what they did.

[01:44:53] No, you didn't.

[01:44:55] You're gonna have to do that.

[01:44:56] Well, I have a ring of jumping.

[01:44:58] So I'm wondering if one of them was...

[01:44:59] If one of them was the ring of jumping.

[01:45:01] I think it was...

[01:45:02] I think I gave you...

[01:45:03] It was a gold band ring.

[01:45:05] That was basically a ring of dominance.

[01:45:09] Because it's the...

[01:45:09] And the ring of submissiveness.

[01:45:11] God damn it.

[01:45:12] Ha ha ha.

[01:45:14] And then...

[01:45:16] Because it's basically the one ring to rule them all.

[01:45:18] So...

[01:45:18] Yeah.

[01:45:18] And then there's a mysterious holly ring that you found that has all three types of dragon shard embedded in the filigree.

[01:45:28] Okay.

[01:45:28] Okay.

[01:45:29] Yeah.

[01:45:29] Um...

[01:45:30] Alright.

[01:45:31] Well...

[01:45:31] But you have no idea what that does.

[01:45:34] First...

[01:45:34] Uh...

[01:45:34] I guess I need to take a look at armor.

[01:45:37] Okay.

[01:45:37] You know, this...

[01:45:38] This...

[01:45:39] This...

[01:45:40] Glorious set of chain mail is getting just a little bit too shabby.

[01:45:44] I'd like to upgrade to a breastplate.

[01:45:47] Probably made out of adamantine.

[01:45:49] Ah, yes.

[01:45:49] And I'd like to have a little bit of magical enhancement.

[01:45:51] What do you got?

[01:45:53] Uh...

[01:45:53] Well, I may in fact have a plate of...

[01:45:56] A...

[01:45:56] A...

[01:45:57] A...

[01:45:57] Chestplate of adamantine.

[01:45:59] Are you specifically buying this because there's now an arrow wound in front of your armor?

[01:46:04] That's exactly right.

[01:46:05] Yeah.

[01:46:05] Okay.

[01:46:06] So it's uncommon and uncommon.

[01:46:08] So...

[01:46:09] That's...

[01:46:13] 82%.

[01:46:13] So that's fine.

[01:46:14] Mm-hmm.

[01:46:16] And...

[01:46:18] 11.

[01:46:20] 11.

[01:46:20] 11.

[01:46:21] So that's fine too.

[01:46:23] Okay.

[01:46:23] So he's got it.

[01:46:25] All right.

[01:46:25] So, uh...

[01:46:27] Okay.

[01:46:28] So I'll roll this twice.

[01:46:30] Roman.

[01:46:32] Oh, fuck yeah!

[01:46:34] 1%.

[01:46:35] Nice.

[01:46:36] I think he's got it.

[01:46:37] Yes, I got this from, uh...

[01:46:39] It's in my hand.

[01:46:40] Oh, no.

[01:46:40] No, I already checked to see if he had it.

[01:46:42] He had it.

[01:46:42] Oh, okay.

[01:46:43] 1%.

[01:46:44] Yes.

[01:46:45] Increase in value.

[01:46:46] Nice.

[01:46:46] Yeah.

[01:46:47] Uh, so let's see what the second...

[01:46:54] 70.

[01:46:57] So...

[01:46:58] Okay.

[01:46:59] What was this thing?

[01:47:01] Uh, just a breastplate.

[01:47:03] Oh, it's still the breastplate.

[01:47:03] Okay.

[01:47:04] Okay.

[01:47:04] So, looking at, uh...

[01:47:06] Fortunately, it's not terribly expensive in general.

[01:47:10] So that's, um...

[01:47:12] 400 times 70%.

[01:47:16] 280 plus 101.

[01:47:22] Plus 102.

[01:47:26] 483 gold.

[01:47:30] Okay.

[01:47:30] Okay.

[01:47:31] Yep.

[01:47:32] Okay.

[01:47:33] Okay.

[01:47:34] Now, um...

[01:47:36] I...

[01:47:36] I have a griffin.

[01:47:38] You do?

[01:47:39] I do.

[01:47:40] Uh, and it's currently growing and being trained.

[01:47:43] Um...

[01:47:44] I need a saddle, though.

[01:47:46] I'm thinking, like...

[01:47:49] Something like, uh...

[01:47:51] Uh, uh...

[01:47:52] Some of the members of my order had something they called a saddle of the cavalier.

[01:47:57] Uh...

[01:47:57] Which makes it nigh impossible for you to get unsaddled.

[01:48:03] That would be quite handy, since griffins are airborne most of the time.

[01:48:07] Uh...

[01:48:07] Exactly, right?

[01:48:08] So, uh...

[01:48:09] You got anything like that?

[01:48:10] I could have a look.

[01:48:12] He walks into...

[01:48:13] He goes into his, uh...

[01:48:13] Bag end to roll your...

[01:48:15] Waits for your roll.

[01:48:16] Yeah.

[01:48:18] He goes aside.

[01:48:20] Just uncommon.

[01:48:21] So a 42 will be fine.

[01:48:23] Yes!

[01:48:23] He, like, pulls it out and goes, like, with both hands up through the, uh...

[01:48:26] The curtain.

[01:48:27] Excellent.

[01:48:29] Excellent.

[01:48:30] Uh, what are you gonna charge me for that?

[01:48:33] Uh...

[01:48:33] Uh...

[01:48:33] Seven seconds.

[01:48:34] See what your roll is.

[01:48:35] See what your roll is.

[01:48:38] 400...

[01:48:39] 266.

[01:48:40] See what your player's roll is.

[01:48:42] Mm-hmm.

[01:48:42] Oh, my God.

[01:48:43] He's covering up the...

[01:48:44] Uh, so the canon...

[01:48:45] My canon now for this game is that this is the Eberron campaign being run by Petonius

[01:48:51] as the GM at Damien Raid Academy to the kids.

[01:48:55] Yeah.

[01:48:55] This is the D&D club at Damien Raid Academy.

[01:49:00] Nice.

[01:49:02] Okay.

[01:49:04] Uh, another easy one.

[01:49:05] It's probably up your alley.

[01:49:07] Mm-hmm.

[01:49:07] Think, uh...

[01:49:08] I'd really like a Javelin of Lightning Bolt.

[01:49:11] Ah, yes.

[01:49:12] Quite handy when fighting undead.

[01:49:14] When fighting anything.

[01:49:15] Especially from Flying Mount.

[01:49:18] Yes.

[01:49:18] Because you can't get...

[01:49:20] Technically, you can't be electrified while airborne.

[01:49:23] Indeed.

[01:49:24] I'm not grounded.

[01:49:25] Ha-ha!

[01:49:26] Science!

[01:49:27] Magic.

[01:49:28] Together.

[01:49:29] Science.

[01:49:30] Magic.

[01:49:31] Yeah, magic.

[01:49:33] More science and magic than your body has room for.

[01:49:39] Now in flavors like...

[01:49:41] Banana!

[01:49:42] Fizz, bitch, and gun!

[01:49:44] What's a gun?

[01:49:45] We know what a gun is.

[01:49:48] This world has guns.

[01:49:49] They have eldritch cannons.

[01:49:51] Mm-hmm.

[01:49:51] Cool.

[01:49:53] Okay.

[01:49:54] 94%.

[01:49:55] That one might be a little bit more expensive than the others.

[01:49:58] No, no.

[01:49:58] 94% to see if he's got it.

[01:50:00] Oh, and I...

[01:50:01] Oh.

[01:50:02] And how...

[01:50:03] What was it?

[01:50:03] 95, because it's uncommon.

[01:50:05] No, because it was...

[01:50:06] I thought it was...

[01:50:07] Oh, because it's uncommon, yeah.

[01:50:08] Yeah.

[01:50:09] Okay.

[01:50:10] All right.

[01:50:10] So let's see what the price is.

[01:50:13] You don't like I have one!

[01:50:15] 12!

[01:50:17] 12%.

[01:50:17] I'm just throwing these offers away!

[01:50:22] Oh, Petonius.

[01:50:23] He's a silly bastard.

[01:50:25] Yeah.

[01:50:25] I should have shopped there.

[01:50:27] So the guy kind of screwed me.

[01:50:30] Yeah, that was just a basic human, like, wizard.

[01:50:33] Like, shit salesman.

[01:50:34] Mm-hmm.

[01:50:34] Like, in that...

[01:50:35] And it's like...

[01:50:36] I kind of see it as, like, Professor Balthazar's...

[01:50:39] Or Professor Balthazar's Emporium is just a, like...

[01:50:45] It's like a knockoff...

[01:50:46] It's Dr. Mordred knockoff level of, like, Dr. Strange behind the counter.

[01:50:53] Mm-hmm.

[01:50:53] Okay.

[01:50:54] Now for the two complicated things, Petonius.

[01:50:57] All right.

[01:50:57] I want a Canaith mandolin.

[01:51:00] You want a Canadian mandolin?

[01:51:03] Yes.

[01:51:07] A Canaith mandolin, right.

[01:51:09] Sorry.

[01:51:09] Yes, Canadian mandolin.

[01:51:10] And that's what I said.

[01:51:12] You don't know what that is, do you?

[01:51:16] Canaithian.

[01:51:17] Yeah.

[01:51:18] Canaithia.

[01:51:18] Canaithian.

[01:51:19] Yes.

[01:51:19] Yes.

[01:51:21] Roll.

[01:51:23] Which is rare.

[01:51:25] That's, uh...

[01:51:26] 80.

[01:51:27] Yep.

[01:51:31] 44.

[01:51:32] Okay.

[01:51:33] Okay.

[01:51:34] So he's got it.

[01:51:35] Mm-hmm.

[01:51:35] Now let's see what it's gonna cost me.

[01:51:42] Oh, that's not bad.

[01:51:44] Uh, 35.

[01:51:45] 5.

[01:51:47] Okay.

[01:51:48] So, uh...

[01:51:50] 45.

[01:51:50] Just rotating.

[01:51:51] Maybe time 35%.

[01:51:53] Try to rest.

[01:51:55] Uh, plus 501.

[01:52:00] 2076.

[01:52:01] Okay.

[01:52:03] Bless you.

[01:52:04] And I guess the last thing I'm really looking for is, um...

[01:52:07] And I don't know if this is really up your alley, but, uh, a set of, uh, prayer beads.

[01:52:14] I might have something, um, or I know where to find it, at the very least.

[01:52:19] Okay.

[01:52:19] 28.

[01:52:20] He found it.

[01:52:22] Yes.

[01:52:23] Uh, I actually happened to find this, uh, while I was in Thrain, recently.

[01:52:27] Okay.

[01:52:28] Okay.

[01:52:31] Yeah.

[01:52:32] What you do in your private life is, we don't need to know about.

[01:52:35] Wait, no, that's Thane from Mass Effect.

[01:52:37] Right.

[01:52:37] That Thrain.

[01:52:38] It's different.

[01:52:39] Yeah.

[01:52:41] Okay.

[01:52:42] So, um, I guess I should probably figure out what the price on it is.

[01:52:46] Just since I'm right here.

[01:52:50] 30%.

[01:52:51] Fuck yes.

[01:52:54] Note to self.

[01:52:55] Do not use these for when I need to roll high.

[01:52:59] Um, rare is 4500 times 30% equals 1350 plus 501.

[01:53:10] 1851.

[01:53:12] She wants something on that couch.

[01:53:14] That spot's reserved.

[01:53:16] You can't have it.

[01:53:16] But with a spot next to you.

[01:53:17] You can't have it.

[01:53:18] That's right.

[01:53:19] Uh, do you have your DMG handy, Chris?

[01:53:22] Um, technically.

[01:53:24] Okay.

[01:53:25] I mean, technically you do.

[01:53:26] It's right there.

[01:53:26] I have to pull it out of this thing, though.

[01:53:29] You probably have to take the other ones off.

[01:53:32] Because of weight.

[01:53:37] Hey, what am I looking for?

[01:53:38] Uh, go to page 182.

[01:53:49] Okay.

[01:53:50] Okay.

[01:53:51] So roll a die four.

[01:53:54] Unless you want me to roll for it.

[01:53:56] Is it die four or die 20?

[01:53:58] Both.

[01:53:59] Okay.

[01:54:00] You roll a die four first.

[01:54:02] Okay.

[01:54:03] And add two.

[01:54:04] Okay.

[01:54:05] That's how many magic beads it has.

[01:54:07] It has five beads.

[01:54:08] Ooh.

[01:54:09] Okay.

[01:54:10] I can accept that.

[01:54:11] Okay.

[01:54:11] Uh, and then you roll a die 20 for each of the five beads to determine what they are.

[01:54:17] Okay.

[01:54:21] So you have bless.

[01:54:22] You have a bead of blessing.

[01:54:24] Hold on.

[01:54:27] So you have a bob.

[01:54:28] Yep.

[01:54:37] Okay.

[01:54:38] Uh, ba-ba-ba.

[01:54:42] You have a bead of favor.

[01:54:45] Whew.

[01:54:47] Okay.

[01:54:53] You have a bead of curing.

[01:54:55] Okay.

[01:55:03] You have another bead of curing.

[01:55:06] Or curing.

[01:55:07] Sorry.

[01:55:07] Okay.

[01:55:08] A bead of curry.

[01:55:09] I was going to say, I didn't see curry there.

[01:55:10] That summons curry.

[01:55:11] Yeah.

[01:55:12] So you have two beads of curing.

[01:55:14] Or curing.

[01:55:15] You have a bead of blessing, uh, two beads of curing, uh, and a bead of, uh, favor.

[01:55:20] And then.

[01:55:21] One more.

[01:55:21] The last one.

[01:55:22] Come on, Brandon.

[01:55:23] Yep.

[01:55:24] Let's take a look.

[01:55:25] All right.

[01:55:27] Easy go at dicecock.com.

[01:55:33] Another bead of curing.

[01:55:36] It's just blessing, curing, and favor all the way down.

[01:55:39] Okay.

[01:55:39] Well, now we're healer.

[01:55:41] Apparently.

[01:55:42] Basically.

[01:55:42] So basically he has, he has the bless spell, a cure wound, second level, or lesser restoration,

[01:55:47] and greater restoration.

[01:55:49] He has three cure wounds of, of, of second level, or lesser restoration, and then one

[01:55:55] greater restoration.

[01:55:55] So they're all healed?

[01:55:57] They're all healed plus a blessing.

[01:55:59] Jesus.

[01:56:00] Blessing is excellent.

[01:56:02] Because the spell bless, uh, lets, um, um, I can hit up to, I don't know how many people

[01:56:08] I can hit with at a time, but anybody who it's active on, they get to add a die four

[01:56:13] roll to most of their die 20 rolls.

[01:56:16] Oh, nice.

[01:56:17] Yeah.

[01:56:17] Um, I'm also going to say they're all, um, uh, they're aquamarine, uh, beads.

[01:56:26] Okay.

[01:56:28] Just because they kind of let you, like they say the beads are made from like aquamarine,

[01:56:33] black pearl, or topeds.

[01:56:37] Are they?

[01:56:38] There are also some other non-magical beads in there made from, um, made from jade.

[01:56:45] But the aquamarine ones are the magic beads.

[01:56:48] Yeah, so you effectively have the prayer beads of verdant, uh, of verdant, uh, of verdant

[01:56:57] blessing.

[01:56:58] All right.

[01:56:59] That's what I'm just going to say.

[01:57:00] It was a guess.

[01:57:01] I found, I acquired the, I believe, actually, this one's not from Thrain, if I remember correctly.

[01:57:05] This is actually from, uh, uh, what's that country up, uh, northeast of us right now?

[01:57:12] From Ender.

[01:57:13] Um, the wooded place with all the druids.

[01:57:16] Uh.

[01:57:16] Canada?

[01:57:17] Canada?

[01:57:17] You brought that up earlier.

[01:57:18] I thought it was Canada, yes.

[01:57:19] It reminded me of a place called some ancient far-off realm called Canada.

[01:57:24] Now, now, Patomius.

[01:57:26] Uh, yes.

[01:57:28] I have, like, 33,000 golds.

[01:57:30] Dope.

[01:57:32] Am I?

[01:57:33] Mm-hmm.

[01:57:34] I suppose you'd like to invest in one of my projects.

[01:57:37] Mm.

[01:57:38] I, I am willing to spend most of it here.

[01:57:41] But I have come nowhere near that yet.

[01:57:44] All right.

[01:57:45] So, I have a few things that I'd like to get.

[01:57:49] First of all, um, I think I would like a crate.

[01:57:54] Eight of low-level scrolls.

[01:57:56] That can be arranged.

[01:57:58] Like, like wizard sorcerer stuff.

[01:58:01] You know, stuff that'd be useful for, uh, a fledgling wizard.

[01:58:07] All right.

[01:58:08] I suppose we could, heck, we could just go have a gander over to the university and see if

[01:58:13] we could, uh, round up a couple of, uh, second-level and first-level wizard scrolls.

[01:58:16] I don't know what's useful, though.

[01:58:19] You know what's useful.

[01:58:20] They're a gift.

[01:58:23] Oh, so is it quite a game.

[01:58:25] Is this basically, like, roll a, like, roll from a table and this is, like, boom, you have

[01:58:29] to scroll this?

[01:58:30] Yes.

[01:58:30] Okay.

[01:58:31] You have shorting your scrolls.

[01:58:32] Yes.