(D&D5e): The Legend of Zelda: Links in the Chain - Episode 6: The Lost Woods Migration Part 3

[00:00:05] Throughout the weaving history of Hyrule, many mysterious and powerful artifacts appear and circulate among legend. One such item is the Chain of Errors, but it shall be found not by a singular hero of courage during a time of great cause, as is so often the case.

[00:00:28] No, it shall come to pass to different sons of the hero during times between legends. Once taken up, it shall bring them together for reasons yet unknown across time and destiny. They shall be as... links in the chain.

[00:00:51] One Less Die, a Legend of Zelda actual play podcast. We are continuing our D&D 5e Legend of Zelda homebrew campaign, Legend of Zelda, Links in the Chain. Currently part 3 of our Lost Woods Migration adventure.

[00:01:18] So, when last we left off, the gang had rescued a young child from re-deads. It turned out to be Dampe Jr., or like Dampe... A young child who was related to an older man named Dampe and named after him.

[00:01:39] And you guys were about to head into the woods north of the remains of Hyrule Castle in Castletown to bring the Deku Tree sapling and some of the Kokiri survivors to this new Lost Woods location. Question about Dampe. Is he always a grave keeper in all the games? Pretty maul. Yeah. Pretty maul? I meant pretty well. Okay. Yeah, and there's actually speculation that he's also like... he's technically a Sheikah. Is he?

[00:02:08] Well, he's always in Kakariko Village. Yeah. And he's always like around Sheikah stuff. So... Also, apparently he has an incredibly long lifespan. And he has a lot of artifices. Oh yeah. Like he's the one that gives you the hookshot. That's true. Like why do you have that? Yeah, and he's all... When he's a ghost, he's haunting and protecting stuff.

[00:02:31] Stuff in a royal family like Sheikah under... like black site underneath the cemetery. Mm-hmm. So it's very possible. My theory that I subscribe to is that he's actually one of the Sheikah... one of the few Sheikah members we see in Ocarina of Time outside of like Impa. Also, Dampe, Impa, they have similar kind of like naming convention in a way. Syllables. Yeah. Syllables. That's the naming convention. Yeah.

[00:03:00] But yeah, so you guys have taken a short... Emphasis on the wrong syllable. Yes. You guys are... We see you guys basically on the tree line or just before the forest. In our carriage, right? Yeah. In and around your carriage, taking a short rest to try and recover what you can. And kind of recoup before you guys enter the woods.

[00:03:26] The woods are mostly pines though there are also some other like leafy trees, some thick leafy trees. And you... Both of you think that you guys can hear like the lapping of water, like running water, somewhere farther off into the woods. Perhaps like a creek or a river. It's the call of your homeland. I'm going to resist it. It is the side of your people. Out of rebellion, I'm gonna ignore it. Yep.

[00:03:56] Turns out it's actually just Minervo taking a leafy gets to breathe. Yeah. That's a big pee. That was a big trunk. I like his... I love Minervo. Remember how horrified we were when you started that voice in episode one? Hi there, guys. I'm Minervo.

[00:04:27] You asked for this. Cause I make great funny voices. Oh right, and you're supposed to be like a surfer. Like, you gotta reuse. Yeah. Well, I know kung fu. I know chop fu. Chop fu? Just like axes though. Yeah, kind of, yeah. We need to chain your axes together. Axe chucks. Axe chucks.

[00:04:57] Yes. That'd be pretty cool. That's also kind of like... The chain of eras? Just connected to them. Might have to now. Except the chain of eras is actually kind of a thick chain. Like, they're like... Yeah, I can... You all can grab it, like grab like one of the links. Basically, it'll make like a knuckle duster. I was gonna say, I could just knuckle duster it. Yeah. I'll have like a shield.

[00:05:25] I'll have like a chain knuckle duster in the shield. Oh wait, no. Don't you hold the shield with your hand though? You do, right? Like the shield is strapped, but there's also a handhold. Depends on the type of shield. Yeah. Buckler is just held in the hand. Yeah, and you hold it like basically for... Because in like third edition D&D, they said it was just strapped to your arm. Um, and it left your hand free to do whatever, but no. Probably because they did research after the fact and like, oh, that's not what that is. But yeah, a buckler is held in the hand.

[00:05:54] But a shield has a strap and a handle. Mm-hmm. Oh, also you guys are... As you are looking off into like the woods deeper in, you do see that there is sort of a... Um, sort of an eerie mist sort of wafting through like around the underbrush as well. Mm-hmm. Um, though the Deku Tree Sapling assures you like, oh, that's supposed to happen. It means that the Lost Woods is migrating. So like it's no longer going...

[00:06:22] The magic of the Lost Woods down in the south has been uprooted and is now moving to the north. Just because that's following him around? Or no, he's actually... He's following where the Lost Woods is migrating. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Um... So, yeah. Do you guys... Do you guys proceed forward after you've had a short rest and recouped? Yep. Okay. Absolutely. Okay. Uh, you begin heading out and uh...

[00:06:49] How about you guys give me a uh... Actually, do you guys want to roll a die four or should I? I'll roll a die four to see who rolls a die four. Okay. I want to... I want you guys to roll a die four. Actually, both of you guys roll a die four. Because one of them will be... Yeah. You dice tower. I'll roll a one. Okay. I also rolled a one. I rolled a one. I rolled a one. Fuck. Okay.

[00:07:19] Um... So, uh... You guys are progressing through the woods. Um... And you... Continue for a bit. Um... Like the mists are kind of just wafting. Like kind of like... Almost kind of... Eddying around your... Around the wagon as you guys are going. Uh... What is your... Um... Passive perceptions? Fourteen. Fourteen? I can't write that down actually. What time of day is it? Um... It is... Uh... I'll say you guys like...

[00:07:47] You guys came in the crack of morning. On the crack of... The crack of noon. Yeah. Um... Like uh... From the Long Long Ranch area. And this was going to be like a two day trip. So you guys are probably like in the... In like the midday I think at this point. Okay. So... So... Severed is... You're a thirteen? You have fourteen? Fourteen. Fourteen. Fourteen. Okay. Sixteen. Sixteen.

[00:08:15] I have an excellent passive perception. Is it just because your perception is good? Uh... Cause that's all it is, isn't it? Ten plus perception score? It's ten plus your perception... Plus your proficiency bonus if you're proficient. In what? In perception? In perception. Oh. Then I get two more on that. Sixteen. Sixteen. Yeah. You're also sixteen. I'm learning, I'm learning. Well.

[00:08:45] Well. I know, come for it. So that is your proficiency bonus as well? Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Perfect. Love this character so much. Minervo is at the rear with twelve. At least for now until I check to make sure I actually have the right character stats. But for now Minervo is stuck at whatever I have. So, um...

[00:09:14] For an archer he doesn't perceive very well, does he? Yeah. His wisdom's not very good. He's got a minus one of wisdom. Fair enough. But, uh... Wait, isn't he the link of wisdom? Yes. Why? The goddesses work in mysterious ways. Apparently. I'll take a look at that more further. He's also like an NPC basically. Yeah, I know, I know.

[00:09:43] It's just kind of funny. Yeah. Um... So, um... Yeah, Severn and Nox, you... Yeah, you hear something approaching. Um... Would you like to... Make a actual, like a more active... You hear some thing or person running through the woods toward you guys? Making some kind of a commotion? You guys can make an actual active perception test to see if you can like... Get a...

[00:10:12] Get more details than that. Yeah, 20 loads to go. Did you actually? Okay. Does that fit? Oh no! Oh shit. Is that broken now? Is it forever stuck? Aaron has a dice tower that his big honking D20s do not fit in. You should try the hat. Oh, that's fine. Put the hat in it.

[00:10:41] I don't think it'll go. No, it doesn't. I can however spin it in the courtyard. Oh, it has its own like a spin suppressor. So what'd you get? Oh shit, I didn't actually look at that word. Sorry. I rolled 10. It's perception you say? Yeah. So that'll be 16.

[00:11:12] 16? Same as my passive perception. And what did you get there Dave? 15. Alright, so... As it gets closer, you are able to hear that it is a person. They appear to be in a harrowed state. Um... They are kind of calling out, or like kind of more like crying out, um... For help. In what language? Um, Helion, it appears. Some kind of dialect of Helion. Does the voice sound male, female?

[00:11:42] It's a male. It's a man. They're running, it's like, please help! They attacked us! They attacked me! Please help! And he sees us? Oh no, he's just kind of like running towards you guys. You guys will intersect like if you guys continue with the characters, you will. We will run him over. No, no, you will... Like your paths will intersect. Um, but he's running like herriedly through the woods, like tripping over things. Like, uh, like... Like he's just trying to get away desperately from something. Um, so... Alright, let's do this.

[00:12:11] I'll draw a javelin and jump off the back of the... of the carriage and run towards it. Okay. Towards him and see what the problem is. Alright. Uh, yeah, as soon as he sees you for a moment and he's like kind of confused and almost fearful, but then it's like, Zora! Please help! Help! Help noble fish man! Help noble fishies! Noble fish man who is not a familiar color, but whatever! You're not with Ganon, are you?

[00:12:41] No, of course not! You have to be a freaking idiot to be with Ganon, right? As I do like the... Not that one, sorry. Yeah, that is it, yeah. What did you say to me then? No, that's that forward. Yeah. But if I do that, that's the... Yeah. The Rosie the Riveter? I think that's God, yeah. I'm not fully pulling, um... Print side-on? Side-on, yeah. So he comes running toward you and like, Oh, please help! And he's like, like, before he even gets to you, he just kind of collapses to his knees and like,

[00:13:11] he's like panting desperately. You can see there's multiple scratches on him, like, like his clothes are kind of torn in spots. He's got some nasty gashes on his legs and on his back. He looks exhausted and he just says like, Please you must... They attacked our troop, those ravenous beasts, and I barely got away. Calm down, calm down, sir. No, he just falls over. What? Oh, God. He falls over. Damn it!

[00:13:39] He's still alive, just panting like... Well, he's gone unconscious as far as you can. Okay. I'll pick him up at the scruff of his neck and carry him over to the, uh... over to the carriage. So I'll come out of the tree line and be like, Look what I found, guys! Yeah, you guys are still like all surrounded by force at this point. Yeah. It's just like your walk... We're on a path, right? It's not a path so much as just like you're following wherever the wagon can go. Oh, it's a good one. And like the wagon is able to like... Also, it does seem like...

[00:14:09] You're like... When you guys were like following... You're following with this wagon, and you realize like occasionally... There's no actual like distinctive path, but it's almost like the trees are like ahead of you are shifting or changing for the Deku Tree as you move through it. Like it's... They're making path or... But very subtly to the point where like... Ahead of you, like you looked ahead of you earlier, and it was just dense forest. And then like as the wagon go by, there's no way that would have been able to go there

[00:14:39] the last time I checked that. What happens if I look behind when we're moving? Do the trees go back? Yeah, you're like, wait, oh! And suddenly there's no path, there's no... Like you can barely see the... Out the exterior of the tree line. That's pretty neat. Yeah. But yeah, so... So yes, I will slump this guy onto the floor because we've stopped the carriage at this point, I assume. Will you slurp this guy? I'll slurp this guy onto the floor. Slurp! That's the sound effect he makes. Cool. Alright, so what am I seeing?

[00:15:08] He's a dude, a alien? Yeah, it looks like he's... His clothing, now that you got like a better look at him and stuff, he looks like he might have been a soldier at one point, or at least he's wearing soldier or guard attire, or what's left of it. Most of his stuff is his underclothing, and like there's some of his armor still left, like maybe like a pauldron that's staying on, and like part of his like the sort of kilt-like thing that they have,

[00:15:36] or like the little like knights, the guard skirt they had, and like some bits of his chain mail, but like you're looking at some of his wounds, and it's like something, like those, that armor probably protects him from the worst of these massive claw marks that have like lacerated part of his back, and like he's got cuts that are not just from like trees, and like the whipping of trees and plants and some of that. And that was my next question,

[00:16:03] if the wounds looked like they were done by swords, or no? Yeah, you can make it a nature knowledge, or even like a medicine knowledge, well for more like to see how like threatening they are. I'll default on medicine, hell yeah. That went off the page. That's the same roll? Good, it was meant to be. So it's negative one, because I am not proficient in it, right? Yes. So one.

[00:16:33] I don't know. He's bleeding. He's definitely bleeding. You're not sure how brave the wounds are. Mm-hmm. I mean, it's a Hylian. I mean, you've dealt with, obviously you've dealt with Hylians, but like, and even with like wood injuries, like forest injuries and such. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you don't know. Okay. So either way, I'll inform everyone here what happened. He ran up to me and said that there's beasts chasing him,

[00:17:00] and as soon as I tried asking him what the hell he's talking about, he then just passed out. Oh, do you want me to send a compass out and see if he finds any of those beasts nearby? Yeah, that would actually be really nice. Appreciate you. And he taunt home slumps. Yeah, he sends... Home slice. And so Minervo sends out his rupy-eyed macaw compass up into the trees and try to look around and such. Mm-hmm.

[00:17:30] You guys do like any of the other of you that are not preoccupied with like dealing with this guy, you listen and you don't seem to hear anything approaching. You don't hear anymore like anything coming toward you guys in a kind of harried way. So... Okay. So, does he have anything on his person aside from his ragged armor? Uh, no, he looks... He looks completely unarmed. Mm-hmm.

[00:18:00] His, uh... Yeah, he doesn't even have like a... Like his belt's barely hanging on, so he doesn't even have like a bag or a wallet or anything like that. Okay. Yeah. I wasn't trying to loot the guy. I know. I'm just saying like, yeah, he's completely like disarmed. He doesn't even have a sword or anything like that. Yeah. Um... But yeah, he's just kind of breathing heavily and like laying down in the back of the cart while the... Do you want to do anything there, Nux? Hmm... No, I think I'm okay at the moment.

[00:18:31] Alright. I could ask one of the Kokiri to possibly assist this man who was dying in your forest or your soon-to-be forest. Uh, yep. I think it was Fido. Sorry, does he actually appear to be dying? Um, you're not sure. He's bleeding. From pretty nasty gashes and wounds on his back. Okay. Like there is some blood that's not pooling or pouring, but there's definitely some blood now smearing the cart.

[00:19:01] Then as the person who has healing magic in the party, I will investigate his wounds. Okay. Also, it was Fado, not Fido. My bad. It's Mido and Fado. 23. 23? Um... Yeah. Very peculiar thing. Um... So the wounds look... They look way worse than they actually are. Like, they look nasty at a glance, but then as you look at them, like they're not actually

[00:19:30] bleeding as much as they should be. Like, the blood's coagulating a lot more and it's already in the processes of healing. Okay. Then I guess I'll just cut some strips of cloth and bandage him up some, because he's already healing. Mm-hmm. Um... And, uh... Is that suspicious at all? Do you want to find that suspicious? It... Not really. I mean... It's like...

[00:20:01] It's got like a Wolverine healing factor. That's normal. Yeah, it's peculiar, but like... It's just kind of odd. I mean, you're not familiar with like... 100% familiar with like how... How Hylians in this era, like, work. So... Maybe they have faster healing properties here. Maybe. They are the chosen of gods. Um... Fado...

[00:20:34] Um... And, uh... Well, you know what? You made it pretty high in medicine. Roll an intent. You mean insight? An insight, yes. That's not right. How are you judging the intent of these wounds? I mean, sorry. I haven't insight yet. Okay. I rolled a 13. Insight is wisdom-based. So that's plus 3. So 16. 17.

[00:21:06] Okay. Um... You... As Fado... Like, you're wrapping up the wounds and stuff like that. And Fado is trying to use some of her... Her magics to heal it. Uh... And she's kind of like really trying to concentrate on it. And as you're like tightening some of the other like bandages and stuff like that, he growls a little bit. But then like... But it seems like he's still kind of passed. He's still knocked out. And she's having a...

[00:21:34] I think he should maybe ride on the outside of the cart. He's a werewolf. Are those a thing? In Zelda? Um... You would know. What were the wolves called in Zelda? Wolfos. Wolfos? Yeah. So he'd be a werewolfos? If this was the case? Well again, in Breath of the Wild I don't think they actually have wolfos. We're not in Breath of the Wild. I know. But you would know because you're from the Breath of the Wild world.

[00:22:04] You have your own kind of knowledge from... Oh I know. I'm not... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it just looks like wolf attacks or like kind of like claw marks like from like a wolf or something. Do you? Mmhmm. Okay. Okay. Well I'm going to pull out my 30 feet of silver chain and bind him up in... No. I was just saying you don't have a silver chain?

[00:22:33] I do have a couple silver daggers. Bind him with those. Just stick them with that. Yeah. Just stick them once. Just stick them once. Mmhmm. Are you going to like tap the silver... Yeah I'm going to press the flat of a knife against one of his arms. He growls a little more like in his sleep. Okay. It's more like a human growling not like a dog necessarily.

[00:23:04] Mmhmm. Would you be aware of wares? Would I be aware of wares? Well your dad apparently turned into a wolf. That's true. But you're not exactly sure if that's the same thing. No. Yeah. So could be like my pa. Spence. Your dad turned into a wolf? Yeah. It's like a shtick.

[00:23:34] What's a shtick? Uh... It's like a stick but you know. It's also shtick. That explains a lot. Thanks. Whatever. What the fuck he's talking about? Oh my conscience is I have to actually explain what shtick is. It's like a thing that you do that you're known for doing but also it's a really cool stick. Sure. I'm gonna pull compass back.

[00:24:03] And he like whistles and compass doesn't come back. He tries again and the parrot doesn't come back. At this point Murner was like, oh guys. Oh my... I need to do that until I get into this. I know. It's your trigger. Oh, something's gone wrong. We need to go find compass.

[00:24:33] In the lost woods? I think he's lost in the lost woods. Well then we gotta go find him. And he's like about to go and then like Mido and Fado kind of like grabs his arms like, you wanna be careful. The woods are starting to get their magics back. These woods are starting to retain the magic of the lost woods. That means things that die here and things that are injured in these woods change.

[00:25:04] Often for the worse. As I point down to the man that's injured here. Yeah, Fado is like, yes, I... He has some kind of an affliction. He looks to... He's like, you know, up the door to the carriage and just start carrying him to the door. She looks to Mido and Mido begins helping you. And Fado just like, you may... He looks to Knox and is like, you may wanna keep one of those daggers handy. They're always handy.

[00:25:35] Performance check to start juggling them. Okay. Roll a one. I'd still probably pass. How? I have expertise. But I rolled a 14. So, uh... 14 plus 5 is 19. Plus 4 is 23. She's impressed.

[00:26:06] She is impressed or she isn't impressed? No, she is impressed. I see. Um... But yeah, so... Yeah, this seems like they're aware of something that you guys are not in the lore of the world. But... Okay, then I'm just gonna straight up ask them. Is this man lost? Um... That depends. Do you have a... Do you have something that can break curses?

[00:26:37] Crack my knuckles. You do have... An item that can break a curse. Do I? You guys got one last session. Read dead maps, decu nuts... Gold sculpture, the token. Oh, right. They can break curses. But do you wanna waste it on this person or do you wanna... So it's a consumable? Yeah.

[00:27:10] So do we save random soldier man? Or save it for when one of us gets cursed? That is the conundrum here. Do you... Do you follow in your father's footsteps as heroes or do you... Or do you go a different path? Decisions, decisions. Well, who has it right now? I didn't write it down so I'm assuming you do. I did write it down.

[00:27:37] Emmer's like, I was hoping they'll remember it. Um... But yeah, Minervo is like... Kind of getting antsy and he's like... Well, if you're gonna sit around here and worry about this guy, I'm gonna go find a compass. He starts marching out into the woods with a crossbow in hand. Oh no, Minervo. Don't go!

[00:28:08] Mito is just like, wait. And Mito goes kind of waddling out with him. Is there anything we can use to... To navigate the woods without being lost? I've never been to the Lost Woods. Well, as long as you're near the... Yeah, as long as you're near the wagon, we won't ever get lost. Because the great Deku Tree sprout... Has some control of the woods for navigation.

[00:28:37] Wait, I have an idea. I'm gonna go through my bag real quick. I'm just gonna pull it off my rope. Just tie it to something inside the... Inside the carriage. And just tie the other side around my waist. And then give a big thumbs up. Uh... Fido... Fido just like, gives the great Deku Tree sprout a look. And then the sprout is just like...

[00:29:05] Y'all, I can just give you guys a... Maybe... Save a rope. And he starts growing a vine from his, like, side. Wrap this around you. I won't be much use. And we won't be able to move very far. But as long as you have this wrapped around you, you can go as far as you can. And... And you won't get lost. Well, thank you. That helps a lot. Wow. Just don't let it get cut.

[00:29:36] Or burnt. You got it. I'll wrap it around my, um... Or withered. Big naturals. I dare. I'll wrap it around my right wrist. And then immediately equip a shield onto that. Onto that hand. Okay. And it will grow and extend out, like, as long as we go out into the woods. Oh, so it's staying tethered to me? Yeah. It basically is going to act like a rope, but it will be...

[00:30:06] You will have a link, a direct link to the deck you scrub. Yeah, link. He said that thing. Ha ha! Okay. Okay. Okay. Don't let anything happen to that... Don't let anything cut that rope or sever that rope. Or that vat. I hate how you're staring at me. Yeah, I just like...

[00:30:35] I just picture, like, the, like, um... Uh, severin and the deck we sprout are just like, like, staring at me. It's like... Just don't... Don't have... Don't have anything happen to this. It's because I'll... I'll get hurt. It'll... Bad things might... They do not have many hit points. Bad things might happen to me. And... Then this whole thing goes, right? And then, like, Fado's like, you really wanna do this? Like... And then this whole timeline goes tits on. Yeah. I mean, they are the sons...

[00:31:04] They are the sons of, uh, of the hero. For all that's worth. Yeah, this is not the best timeline... For, uh... For the hero being appreciated. Yeah. Okay. I'll be quick. And then I'll just run out. Okay, so you're running out. So... So you're leaving... Is Nox going... Are you going with, uh, severin? Or are you, like, staying here with, uh... With, uh, potential... Wolfosman? Or are you going to...

[00:31:33] Wolfosman, if we are all leaving, Then Wolfosman gets dumped onto the floor, And we close the door. At least. Or are you going to use that gold skulltula And, like, nip this problem in the butt? Nope. I'm saving that. Okay. Uh, I will, however, give, um... What's her name? Vado? Yes. Uh, one of my silver daggers for now. Okay.

[00:32:00] If he starts getting a little furry... Just shank him a bunch of times. Shank him a bunch. You got it. Won't be the first time. Teehee! Like that time. You let that kid go out to what? Go out to the Lost Woods. And he became a stealth host. I mean, what... Chances are, if I kill him, If I have to kill him, He'll probably just come back as a stealth host, too. Two. Uh-huh. Yeah, so she takes the knife.

[00:32:30] So, like, it's a very dark, sinister look over her face. Yes. And then, like, goes back to her, like, cherubim, like, kind of look. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I don't know why, but you saying that reminded me of the anime, uh, Dandinen. Oh, okay. Yeah. And... I just want to say, I miss the original theme song. Yeah. I like, I like the new one. Yeah. The old one's just, the original one's so much better. The animation for the opening credits in season two is better. Yeah.

[00:33:00] I like it better. But I would like it better if it was with the first season's music. Sorry. Brief aside. No, it's fine. Um, so yeah, you guys are going off into the woods to go after Minerva. Yep. Mm-hmm. All right. Um, and, uh, yeah, you, uh, uh, you guys can roll me a survival to try and, like, track

[00:33:27] him down, because he went off pretty quickly and you guys, like, kind of easily lost sight of him while you guys were trying to figure out what to do. Ten, if it's survival. Okay. I succeeded. Okay. 24? Yes. Okay.

[00:33:55] Uh, you guys, uh, hear, uh, so I guess you specifically, uh, Knox, you hear, um, like you're, you're going off into the woods, you're going a bit of ways, and then you start hearing, um, you hear Compass frantically, like, cawing or, like, letting out his cries, and it sounds like he's trapped something in something, because there's, like, a sound, like a sound of kind of like a jangling sound.

[00:34:20] Um, and, uh, as you, as you follow that direction, uh, you eventually come to a, uh, a little, like, grotto, like a clearing in the woods. Uh, and there's, uh, the remains of, like, a couple of, uh, tree stumps and some, like, some old brick work and such. Um, a possible, like, a possible building or home was here at one point, but not just barely the foundations. Uh, but inside of the foundation area, um, there is a tree that is overhanging the, the center.

[00:34:47] And on that tree is a cage with a compass. And at the base of the, like, beneath compass and, like, around in the, um, uh, in the foundations, there are pots, just, like, three or four rows of pots in a circle with a large pot in the center directly below, um, where the compass's cage is. I would like to rage. Bitch, but God! Yeah.

[00:35:16] The urge to break these is immense right now. Um. Or at least pick them up and throw them up at the nearest tree. Yeah. You guys can roll me a, um, perception test. Actually, no, I have your, I have your, first pass this, so I can just do this. Uh, you notice that, um, you're not sure about the, of all the other ones, cause like, they're too big, but that central one that's like on the little stump in the center of this, this foundation is just rimming with rupees.

[00:35:48] Hot damn. This is clearly a trap, right? I mean, obviously, but look at all those rupees. Yeah, but we're in the lost woods. We should just get the, get the burn, get the fuck out. Right. The bird that leads people to treasure. Oh. But it's trapped in a cage. Uh huh. And it's like a, like a bone. How is the cage secured?

[00:36:15] Uh, it's just, it's secured from like an old rope or like, or like from a, from a pretty like old but sturdy looking rope. It's hanging from a tree? It's also, the cage is also made of bone, like rib cages. Okay. Okay. Like rib bones and some of that basically. So it's a rib cage. Yeah, basically. Yeah. Okay. Uh, is the door tied closed? There is no door. It's just like, it was constructed to keep him in. No. And like. So it was constructed around him? Seems like it. Or it was like created, like most of it was created and then like, so like there's

[00:36:43] something and they just like bound through, they like, but like finished off the cage basically. After they stuffed him in there. So is it rope that ties it all together? I like sinew and rope. Okay, cool. Yeah. So then, uh, I'm going to, um, how bright is it out? We're in the Lost Woods. You're in the Lost Woods. So it's like low light. It's noon but a whole bunch of canopy.

[00:37:12] The canopy is covering, like the, this, this area like has a, um, this, this specific grotto doesn't have a lot of full, a lot of over cover in the center of it. So there is like kind of shafts of gray light because the, the sky itself doesn't have a lot of sun because of the war. But there's no direct sunlight? No, no direct sunlight. Okay, great. Uh, how far away is the cage? Um, the cage itself is probably about the, uh, this whole grotto is probably about 60 feet across. So it's probably about 30 feet from, from the edge where you guys are. Great.

[00:37:43] Okay. I'm going to take off my hat. And I'm going to hand it to Trent. Who? Trent Severn. Oh, okay. I'm like, that's not my name. Cause your name is Severn, Trent Severn Waterway. Cause you're a fisherman. Yes, of course. I'm going to hand you, I'm going to hand you my hat and then I'm going to, uh, pull the pin out of my hair and, uh, shake it out.

[00:38:11] You see this like luxurious, like, It goes slow-mo. Yeah, Fabio-esque, uh, like, gelatinous orange or like red, like, like hair, like. And cast mage hand. Yep. And then the end of my hair turns into a hand. Ooh. And just kind of snakes its way up the 30 feet. Yep. Uh, with a, um, with a knife clasped in it. Okay, and just starts cutting at the sinews and the, the string and the rope and the yard and all the other bits and bobs they use to build it.

[00:38:41] I mean, while I'm standing there being like, Whoa! It looks sparkles in my eyes at this magic happening. Wow! Uh, okay, so I guess, um, should, should you make a roll for the, the cut? No, cause mage hand can't make an attack, but it can perform simple actions. Okay. So that's going to take a little bit. It's going to take a couple of minutes, a minute or so, but. Yeah. Um, while he's doing this, I'm going to try to pry my eyes from this weird magic stuff happening

[00:39:10] to just like face kind of the other way to pay attention to the rope that I'm, uh, tied to. The vine? The vine, yes. Okay. Uh, make a, uh, perception. Okay. Uh, at disadvantage. Because you said you were trying to pull your, your, uh, your view away from, from, uh, his spectacular magics.

[00:39:40] Oh! What'd I get? What, sorry, perception? Yeah. Six. Just six? Yeah. Do you have any bardic inspiration left from last time? I couldn't tell you, dude, because I marked it off with a dice that I had sitting around. Not on my sheet. Okay. So yes, I did! I will let you have one. Wow, plus six. Because it was a d6, right? Yeah. Okay.

[00:40:10] Okay, okay. Do you? I'm going to, in the future, mark that on my sheet under temporary hit points. No. You don't have an inspiration section? No. Oh. Do you? Yes. Oh, I do. It's right there. Inspiration is a core mechanic. This is bardic inspiration, which isn't the same thing, but he doesn't award inspiration, so just use it for when I give you bardic inspiration. I'll write bardic in there.

[00:40:41] Nice. And you can only ever award one, right? Correct. Okay. I can only give one at a time. That's always a d6, unless maybe when you level up a good tire? Until I hit level five and then it's a d8. Nice. And it does go up from there, but I don't know that I'll ever be above that. Mm-hmm. You're not going to go too heavy into bard? I mean, this cultural sword's bard is actually pretty excellent. Mm-hmm.

[00:41:11] But I also have to level up my sorcerer in this. You do. I don't remember what I was going to do for my build, to be perfectly honest. I think I was going to go to barbarian five to get extra attack and then... Fighter two to get... Action Surge. Action Surge. No. Why no? It's a one and done thing. The way... I feel like it'd be better to have something that helps all the... One super short rest.

[00:41:40] I mean, yeah, but... We take short rests all the time. I just can't wait until I hit level five bard because then my bard of inspiration refreshes on a short rest. That's quite nice. So your perception was a 12 that it ended up being? Yes. Because of the six and then another six? Yes. Okay. Um... You feel the slightest tug from the vine, like, further into the trees that you guys have just come from.

[00:42:10] Like, it could be that it's rubbing against a tree or there could be something interacting with the vine that shouldn't be interacting with the vine. Okay. Um... But it's like, it's so subtle, but you're just like, because you're like looking around and you're like, wait, was that... I was told about the importance of this. Is this... Mm-hmm. Yeah. How far away are we from the carriage? Uh, you don't know. It...

[00:42:36] Distance is weird in the Lost Woods, so like, you might be five minutes away, you might be 10, 20 minutes away. Okay. I'm going to whisper to, um, Knox, Jesus, um, and just say, I think I felt something pull at the vine. I'm going to slowly go towards it while keeping my eye on you. If you start disappearing, I'll stop moving. I don't know how the Lost Woods works.

[00:43:07] Okay. Are you almost done cutting? It's about halfway through. I think I'm about... Um, the bird is also freaking out as you're cutting, like, almost like in like... Where's Minervo? Yeah. We were chasing him. Minervo and Mito are not here. Right. Okay. But, uh, yeah, the bird is freaking out as you're cutting, almost like that's a bad thing.

[00:43:36] But, um, maybe just because it doesn't want to fall when the cage drops. Possibly. Um, but yeah, so you're going to go back and follow... But why don't you take a couple of steps and just, like, pay attention to Knox? You take a couple of steps. Or you take a couple of steps. Um, you look back. You're nowhere near the end, the grotto. The grotto that he's at? Yeah. Like, you took a couple of steps into the woods. And then it's like, alright, that's only a few steps.

[00:44:06] Surely he's right behind. You think you see the grotto? Like, the tree line of the grotto? Like, way off there in the trees? Damn it! This is lost ones, man. It's fucked up. Then I will walk back towards the grotto. Well, as you do, um, the vine starts, like, constricting around your hand a lot tighter.

[00:44:31] And you start feeling more of like a tug from the, uh, from the vine. Oh, fuck. And you can roll the perception test. I mean, I can kind of tell it wants me to come back. Okay. I need to prepare my dice prison. You're going into prison. What'd you get? What was that? Uh, sorry, insight? I know, it was perception. Um, so yeah, six again. Six? Okay.

[00:45:00] Um, yeah, you're just like, you're heading back because it's tightening. Yeah. Um, and, uh, you think you take, it's, I, it's somewhere between taking a few steps, continue, like, back where you guys, like, where the, where the tugging is coming from, and maybe, like, 150 steps, you can say. Yeah. Um, it's certainly not you. It's very disorienting in these woods. It really is.

[00:45:24] Uh, and, um, you see up ahead, there's a figure between the trees, like, chopping at the vine. Oh. With a, with a sword. Well, this is using a sword. It's not going to cut that well. How big is the vine? It's, like, that thick. It's, like, the most thick is, like, about an inch or two. Okay. Like, it's enough so that it could wrap around you and not hurt, or not be, like, cumbersome. Okay. But it's not taut, right? Like, it's loose. It was taut. It's taut now.

[00:45:53] Because you're reeling in, basically. It would be loose now if I'm reeling in. Because I'm going against it, so it would flop to the ground. It's not taut anymore. No, it's not taut anymore. Yeah. Okay. But it is still, it's been tugging though. Yes. Because something is chopping at it. I can see this though, right? You can see through the trees like a figure. It looks very, like, kind of thin, the figure. Cool. And they're like, I'm throwing a javelin at him. I'm going to throw a javelin at him. Okay.

[00:46:21] Just, you grab the end of the vine. Just, like, flick it really hard so that it smashes in the face. That would be cool. We'll see if this thing notices you to attack it. That's too smart for me though. I know. I'm a barbarian. Throwing javelin. Yeah. Rage away, sir. I haven't raged yet. Although I probably should. Yeah, I got a dice roll here. Actually, no, I should not. Because I have one left for this whole day. Ooh.

[00:46:52] Because I've been raging every single episode. Yeah, no, the thing does not notice that you actually have surprise. So you have a surprise attack here. Okay. Total of 15. Total of 15? Yes. That is enough to hit it. Yes. Yes. Then he takes... He takes 10 piercing damage. Damn. Okay. Yeah, you just... It goes...

[00:47:21] It's a weird sound. It doesn't sound like a solid impact sound. It sounds almost like a scraping, clattering sound when the javelin hits him. And it turns and looks through the woods and you can see the definitive dead glowing... The glowing stare of a skull through the woods. Stealthos. Yeah, it's a stealthos.

[00:47:45] And it's got this nasty sword, like nasty long sword that it was chomping at the vine with. And it begins sort of like... Just kind of like shambling towards you. Mm-hmm. Like with its shaky bones. Okay. And it's half... Or like half destroyed in rusted armor. Okay. So yeah, as I like slide out from the tree line to see him, I see that and I'm like, okay, I guess we're doing this. Yeah, just amidst the trees.

[00:48:15] Mm-hmm. So back at the grotto, as that's about to happen. So you manage to cut the rope. Okay. And the bird tries to keep the cage in the air for a second, but ends up just kind of plunging down into the large pot. No, I'm sorry. You misunderstood. Hmm? When I said that I was cutting it. Yeah.

[00:48:43] I was cutting the sinews and rope that are holding the bones together. Oh, okay. I thought you... To cut a hole in the side of it. Okay, in that case, then yeah, it realizes what you're doing and then like... At first it was freaking out because it was like, what are you doing? Then it, oh, you're cutting the cage. Okay. Yes. Yeah. Then it flies out and like, flies over to you and begins like sort of like panically like trying to get your attention like right up in your grill and then starts to darts

[00:49:12] off into the woods in a different direction from where Severn went. Where Severn disappeared because he's now gone. Not that there's a big ol' bucket of rupees there. There are. There's also going to be more rupees than some of the other ones that are just not filled up. Like I said, it's like three rows. You have a bag of holding, right? Let's see. What's three rows in a circle in a 60 foot area?

[00:49:42] I'm sorry, what? So it's 30, like three rows of pots in a circle around the, that large circle. Oh, three circles of pots. Yeah. Oh. In a 60 foot area. Okay. What are you asking? How many pots would that be? Depends how big the pots are. I guess it would be like, I'm going to say it's probably like, one, two, there's eight

[00:50:08] in the first round and then like 16 I guess in the next one and then 36 in the next one. Oh, I thought you were going to be going down. No. What up? Because as it expands outward there's more pots. Yes. Okay. So, um, and then there's a central pot that's brimming with rupees. Um, so yeah. Did I actually do that math right? I don't know. If you want to do it... Exponential like from eight. If you want to do it an easy way, there are 20 pots. Aaron, roll a d20. What's in that one?

[00:50:39] Oh, okay. So that was right. It was eight, 16, 24. Okay. So then ergo, there are a total of 41 pots. That's a loud pot. There's 40 pots in the circles, in the three sets of circles, and then there's this large pot in the center. Yep. Okay. Well, I guess I start breaking pots. Okay. You break through, you start breaking... Cagrock.

[00:51:08] Uh, I need you to help me start breaking pots. We're going to go around and start breaking pots. Okay. I usually, like, Cagrock goes, or trumpet goes one way, you go the other? Yes. Okay. So this will take some time. We kind of wait to the combat. Yes. Ball initiative? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yep. Round one. Fight!

[00:51:39] So I am rolling initiative, yes? Yes. I may see every round of initiative. Can I roll higher? Christ! Eight! Uh, 21. Of course. He goes into prison. Okay. So the Stealthos is going to come at you just charging. Mm-hmm. Um, so... Is he actually doing a charge attack? If the Stealthos moves at least, uh, at least ten feet straight toward the target, uh,

[00:52:09] and then it hits with a melee attack on the same turn, the target takes an extra nine or two die eight bludgeoning damage. Okay. If the target is a creature, it must succeed a DC 14 strength saving throw or be pushed, uh, pushed up to ten feet away and knocked prone. Okay. So yeah, this thing's just like... Like... Like... Like... Like... Charging you through the woods. It's like in a stop motion creepy animation. Yeah.

[00:52:39] Uh, and then going to strike. Okay. So he's just attacking my armor class? Yep. Oh, fuck. Okay. Um... 24? Nah, you missed. Totally missed, dude. Okay, hang on. What's your armor for your AC? 19. 19? So I don't have this like... Oh, it does a 34 hit. Yeah. It'll be like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:53:09] Uh, what's yours? Just so I have it. 14? 14? I think. Cool. I actually have a helmet, uh, a symbol. So like, the number and then a body for perception. And then like your... A number and then a helmet for your armor. Yep. They use shields on the sheets. Oh. That works as well. Yep. Uh, okay, so yeah, this thing definitely hits you with a charge. Absolutely.

[00:53:38] Um, and so that's just gonna be... So first... The first amount of damage, uh, which will be slashing damage, uh, is going to be 2 die 8. Mm-hmm. Uh... And I resist this with body plus armor, right? No. Damn it. Fuck, 15 damage from slashing and then, um... What do you mean and then? And then the charge damage. Did you rage? No. No. Can you rage before...

[00:54:08] It's a bonus action. I will let you rage. Cause I don't want you to die. What does... Oh yeah, it gives me resistance, yeah. You do see... You do see... I will see, as this thing is coming to you, you're like, oh, poop. Yeah. Like, this is gonna be bad. And yeah, that's gonna be bad. Um, cause I'm gonna tell you right now, if you don't spend a rage right now, which I'm gonna let you do because it's a bonus action end.

[00:54:35] Um, you're gonna take 15 slashing damage, and then 12 bludgeoning damage. Okay. Okay. So, for a total of 27 damage. Okay. Um, and then you have to make a strength save to not go like 10 feet into the air. So you said 27 damage? 27 damage, yeah. Okay. Um, yeah, I would like to rage. Yeah, maybe you're just like, you see how fast he's coming at you, you're just like, oh shit, oh shit. Get angry, get angry! Punch myself in the dick!

[00:55:06] Pufferfish! Pufferfish! Sorry, I guess it's... You're just like, pufferfish! Pufferfish! Cause remember, that's how he goes, like, like, in the race, he goes with pufferfish. Yup. Pufferfish! So like, are your arms like super skinny normally? And then you like, you just like, like, Hulk Hogan? No, they're already big, and then they get big.

[00:55:32] No, I'd say it's not like, it's not like, um, uh, what's his name, uh, from the boys, um, the main villain guy, the Superman asshole. Yeah, yeah. What's his name? What is that guy's name? Homelander. Um, because Homelanders aren't muscles, he doesn't actually have muscles. Oh really? Yeah, like, his, uh, in canon, and actually out of, out of, out of, like, behind the scenes, uh, his suit has built-in muscle pads. Nice.

[00:55:59] Both, uh, both, behind the scenes because, um, the actor, the actor's not jacked, and didn't want to get jacked for it, unlike, uh, Jekyll, or, uh, Jernichols? The guy who plays his dad, uh, um, plays Dean. Oh, uh, Jensen Ackles. Yeah, Jensen Ackles, um, like, he actually got jacked for his role in The Boys. He was already pretty jacked. He was already pretty jacked. But yeah, so, and then, but in, in the, in the Homelander in The Boys, apparently, um,

[00:56:29] it, he, there's apparently a scene where he takes off his outfit, his suit, and it does, he's actually just a complete, like, no, no muscle whatsoever, like, the muscle tone that he has on the, is the suit, is from the suit. That's hilarious. But he's still super strong, he just doesn't have the muscle tone to show it. Yeah. So. But anyway, so, back to the, back to this. The ancient question, no, I am always ripped, it's just, when I'm angry, I go from, I go from orange to red, and I puffer fish a little bit with, like, prickly bits, just cause it's funny.

[00:56:59] Okay, so you've raged. Yes. So, does that do anything for your... I have lost one heart. Okay. And, uh, I suppose roll a strength saving throw? You got it. You got it. Do you get anything for, a bonus for that because of your, uh, your raging? Advantage. Okay. Thank you, Advantage. That is, um, 23. Okay, that is enough to withstand not going, so you're not gonna go flying when you get

[00:57:27] knocked prone, but you actually, like, you take the, uh, the hit. So his charge attack, he's running at me and hitting me with the sword? Yeah. Okay. And he's just like, dude, like, yeah, creepy, like, skeleton, like, stop motion animation, like, he'll run at you through the woods, and then just, like, sproow. Hmm. Yeah, like, I, I see him running towards me. I go to instinctively block with the shield, realizing that the vine is on it, and like, oh man, damn it, right, pull it away, take the hit, like, slide back a few feet, but I'm still up.

[00:57:57] Nice. All right, uh, and then, uh, it's your turn. Oh, sorry, what was your... Uh, uh, I totally gapped on that. Oh, it was abysmal. It was lower than his. It was like 8. I rolled terribly. I'm just going to put 8 here then. Yeah, I believe it was 8. Then you're up next. Cool. It worries me that you care what my number is, assuming that there might be more enemies

[00:58:26] that show up. I mean, that's fair. Okay. I did not appreash at all. So, what? I shouldn't think about this. I actually do not have anything that is bludgeoning damage. You have a chain link. I do. I could punch him with a chain of fire. Just like take, use it like an impromptu weapon. Just like punch him. Just like knuckle duster it.

[00:58:57] I do have a shovel. You don't have a bludgeon. You have the shield. Which is attached to the thing that I don't want to damage. True. Realistically, what I should have done. What you could do, but it might be a problem if you really don't want to risk the rope or the vine. Because as you're gritting your teeth and you look back at where the vine was chopping, it's about halfway chopped. It's about halfway chopped when you did it. You could let go of the vine.

[00:59:27] Like basically unwrap it and have it reel back to the deku tree. But that would leave you without a clear like no roll required. Like you'll make it back to the deku straw. Yeah. Yeah. So if I have to, I will. Yeah. But for the time being, because I didn't, I didn't specifically say which weapon I had out because I threw a javel at him as I was running. Yeah. But considering I saw someone attacking it,

[00:59:56] I wouldn't have ran up unarmed. My main weapon is my battle, my battle axel. I will assume I had that in hand. Okay. And I'll be making a note in the future to get a bludgeoning weapon. Which is kind of funny because my original build for my character, I was going to have a sledgehammer because I was going to be a miner. And then we changed it last second. I mean, you are in the woods. There's probably a stick. Yeah, you can probably find a Deku stick somewhere.

[01:00:25] Would a stick... Deku sticks are real good. I'm just saying, like, a stick versus hitting with an axe. Like, I understand resistance is half damage. By definition, within the game, a club is a stout wooden stick. Which is a die six of damage. Yep. A great club is a big version of the same thing. Yes. And does, I think, a die eight?

[01:00:55] Probably. My battle axe does a die eight, so probably. Also, what is unarmed damage in this? Is it just strength? One. Is it one plus strength bonus? Unless you have a feat. It's one. Really? I think. No, I think you've right. I think it is one plus strength. Did they actually put that in account? So yeah, unarmed, then, I could do six damage. Or, so is it flat six damage?

[01:01:26] Yeah. Unless you're, unless you're a monk. Right, yeah. Compared to one D eight plus strength, half damage. Bloodswing damage equal to one plus your strength modifier by default, or a higher die based on the class, race, or feat. Mm-hmm. A great club is a, is one die eight. Okay. And that's two handed. Okay, regardless. But that's essentially just a log. It is. So, from my position where he hit me,

[01:01:56] taking a very quick look around, is there a stick that I can grab without moving five feet to break, to provoke an attack of opportunity? Or would this provoke anyways, because I'm picking something up off the ground in melee combat? I don't know the rules on that. Um, I, don't, attacks of opportunity, I don't know. Um, make a,

[01:02:26] okay, here we go actually. Actions in combat. So you can, this, this would actually be a search check. First off, to like search to see if you find, find something. So make a, um, this would either be a, a wisdom check, or an intelligence check, if you're going with like, just a quick perception, or like actually like, searching around, like investigating. Probably perception, since it's like, you're doing like a quick scan. Trying to perceive if there's one there. Yeah. Uh, that is a total of 12. Yeah.

[01:02:56] Uh, yeah, you find a, you can see a log nearby, like a, a decent sized log that like, you could grab with like two hands, and just like, and pick up. A pick up of a log. Yeah. Excellent. It would have some heft, but you could, you could easily pick it up. I will use pick up of a log. Okay. And, um, I'll whack them with it, and see what happens. Okay. Uh, yeah, I'll be nice. You can grab, you can get the log.

[01:03:27] Or is it like a, or would it be a bonus action to pick it up, and then an action to attack with it? I think so, yeah. Okay. So then, how about I just, um, because I didn't say I had a weapon in my hand at the time, I'll just punch him for this round, and then next round I'll, I'll open a log. Okay. Because I'm aware it's there. Yeah. Because also like, he's in my face, so I kind of want to knock him back anyway, so I'll just go with the punch.

[01:03:53] I should clarify my weapon readiness before I go into battle. Opportunity attacks only exist when you are fleeing combat, or passing through somebody's threatened square. So not when you're... Or leaving my threatened square. Yeah, passing through. Oh, okay, yeah. Gotcha. Whenever someone leaves your threatened square, they provoke an attack of opportunity. Gotcha. Okay. Which you have to spend your reaction for. Okay.

[01:04:24] Um, that's a 19 to hit. Okay. 19 to hit? Yep. Easily hits. Excellent. So then he takes, um, he takes, uh, six bludgeoning damage. Uh, it might take more than that. Right, because it's six, six plus bludgeoning. Yeah. Whatever bonus bludgeoning does. Well, also, cause, yeah, it's bludgeoning, so vulnerability. Mm-hmm. So it's double. So it's doubled?

[01:04:54] Okay. That's what it was? Yep. Uh, so what was the, the initial, like the base? Six. Six? So 12. Yep. Um, he's not looking very good. I think I'm better off just punching him to death, honestly. Uh, like, I will, like, you, have him on the road. He's kind of like shaking a bit. Like, well, a great club would be a die eight plus. Oh, yes. I'm just saying compared to all the weapons in my arsenal. Oh, yeah. Like, like, like, like, he is definitely, um, His bones are shaking.

[01:05:24] Battle damaged stuff. It's like, he's like, he's missing bone, like you punched, like, bones off of him. Nice. That shouldn't be removed. Not a normal person. Excellent. Uh, he's pretty, he's, he is kind of shaking his boots a little bit, but not from like fear, but just from like structural support. Yep. Um, but then we kind of wait to, uh, the, the clearing. So you're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And on the other side, you're hearing like,

[01:05:54] or like, nope. Just like a trumpet and then smash. Um, so, um, I guess just make like, uh, just make a d20 just to see how, how, how much you destroyed so far. 11. Okay. So, so far you've, you've broken 11, uh,

[01:06:23] pots, uh, alongside, actually I'll say because you're breaking 11 pots and then you're up here. So we've broken about 20 pots so far. Okay. Um, you guys just been like rocking through it. Uh, and you are, they are dropping about, uh, one, one green rupee, basically a pot. It's just floating there. No, well it's just like in the months, the debris. I know. They automatically get sucked into my rupee bag. Oh, do they? If they're within my five foot square. You got that special wallet. That's a special enchantment on your wallet.

[01:06:54] Enchantment. Enchantment of vacuum. Yeah. vacuum. I was going to call it that. Um, so yeah, that's what, you're just a mod I have on my animal. Yeah, that's true. Uh, Uh, you do hear, uh, sounds of, of some kind of conflict off in the distance, but, uh, you still got more pots to break. Wait, there's combat. combat. Also the, uh, also compass is like a breakout. My, uh, my trumpet.

[01:07:25] And trumpet and I are going to stop and do a really shitty, but excellent duet of his favorite song to give you bardic inspiration. Just because you hear combat in the distance. It's like, I bet it's him. Do you want me to make a performance check? Also, what is your favorite? Oh fuck. I knew you were going to ask. I'm like, I'm trying to think of something immediately.

[01:07:56] It's an instrumental version of whatever happened to suburban rhythm. Uh, so that's going to be, I love that we've established. 27. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Okay. It's not shitty. It's not shitty at all. And it actually,

[01:08:25] it actually pierces through the, the miasma of confusion, that, uh, of confusion enchantment that the woods give off. So it is heard to its target. Like as you're in combat, you hear the sound of, uh, the instrumental sounds of your favorite tune that he's played so far. Mm. Um, to you. And you're like, it's like, he's helping you from afar. Wow. Wow. Whatever did happen to suburban rhythm? Why did Enn's got quit?

[01:08:56] Yeah. Who is Enn's got? Inn's got. Also, I just love the idea that like the twi, because the twi, you have trumpeting like creatures and stuff that, that they're, they're really into ska. Of course they are. Yes. Why wouldn't they be? It's also like black and white checkers. Yeah. Yeah. It works so well. It's like symmetry. It works. Absolutely. but yeah, so you're being, you're being attacked. I am. Um, cause that's the end of your turn. And then we come back to you. Yes. Round two. Um, so this guy's going to now just like smash, uh, smash at you.

[01:09:26] Or not smash, I guess slash at you with his sword. Mm-hmm. By the way, for my previous attack, can we say that I came in and punch him in the face and his head like spun around and he had to like grab it and stop it? Yeah. Uh, and actually probably because of that, because you, you did that to his head, he didn't have as good a time with the, uh, slash him this time. Ooh. Uh, cause he only got, uh, a 10. Miss. Yeah. That's clearly this. Uh, so you're up. Excellent. So I'm going to grab my log.

[01:09:57] Yep. You grab your log. And then also grab the felled tree off the ground. You grab your little log. My little log. And, uh, yeah, so I'm going to grab it with it, my, with my bonus action and then showing it up at him at an upwards 45 degree angle to try to lift them off the ground, clipping them underneath the chin. Ideally, if these dice don't hate me, what did I do to you?

[01:10:29] It was good. It's slightly rolled off. It's slightly rolled up. How bad is it? No, it's a good roll, but it's slightly rolled off the paper, which is my, which is, I'm trying to keep that as my rule to not be a dick about things. Okay. It's about the same. It's meant to be. Thank you. So that is, um, 21, 21. That definitely hits. Excellent. Uh, then, um,

[01:10:57] we established that this kind of a log would be about 1d8 damage to one of these guys. Hell yeah. One plus six damage. It's the same damage as my punch. Plus six damage. Times two. Times two. How do you destroy it? Like, how do you come? Oh, excellent. Okay. So I grabbed the log and I go to swing it. Um, as I do small critters come out of it.

[01:11:27] I'm sure. Yeah. Like a couple of squirrels like what? This? Yes. Um, but regardless, I swing it up at him. And as I said, I, I clip him like underneath the chin with it, but the, uh, the log is like kind of rotten and crappy. Hence why it's about the same damage as a punch. So it shatters into like mossy wood splinters everywhere. But regardless, the impact of it pops his head clean off, um, which spins up into the trees and lands in a bird, bird's nest. Nice.

[01:11:57] And then his body is just kind of like flailing around without a body. Yeah. For a few seconds. And then I just, then I Spartan kick him in the chest and explode. Yeah. Just nothing but bones all over the place. Yes. Yep. Excellent. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, Uh, actually, you find that it does have, he didn't drop some rupees. Nice. He apparently did have a wallet on him.

[01:12:27] How much? You get two green rubies. I'll take it. Which are basically just two rupees. two. And his sword was garbage, and his armor was garbage. Yeah, it's just rusted. It looks like he was another guard or soldier of some kind when he died. You see a similar armor set that the wolf survivor guy had.

[01:12:57] Actually, at this point... With that done, though, I am going to return to the cart. Oh, return to the cart? Yes. To check on them and make sure that his vine is okay and all that. I've already lost him. He's gone. He's a lost cause. You lost two of the three Linksus. It's going to be a similar adventure from now on, guys. You've met with a terrible fate, Knox.

[01:13:28] Actually, as you start walking, you actually hear in your head, Hey, y'all. You okay back there? You okay out there? I'm okay. I can't say the same for my friends. Oh, good. I'm glad the link is working still. Yeah, I know some disruption. Something happened out there? This is a negative tree sprout, by the way. Obviously. You have a very distinct accent. What accent? Never mind. I lost them.

[01:13:58] That's not good. No, it's really not. I'm coming back right now. As you could feel, someone was chopping at your vine. That's really not good. Shouldn't you find your friends? I mean, I'm still good. You do look and see that the vine, where it was chopped, is starting to kind of regenerate. Okay. If you're good, then I'm good too. All right, let's do it. Like I said, just don't have it sever. Otherwise, you'll lose the connection to me here.

[01:14:27] I can talk to you now, as long as you're holding on to the vine there. And you'll have a clear shot back to the wagon. But otherwise, you guys are going to get lost out in those woods. And who knows where you'll end up. Let's try to avoid that. Yeah. Okay. Happy hunting. Will do. That being said, that's the plan. But yeah, in the future, because that was probably a little awkward fighting

[01:14:55] with that on my shield arm. So as I'm running back, I'm going to keep my hand on it, but disconnect it and tie it to my tail. Yes. Yeah. They do have tails, right? Yes. As you start heading back toward where you think the grotto is, because again, you've kind of lost sight of it in the battle, Compass appears. Oh. The Rupi-Eyed Macaw. Like, comes flapping at you and just like, urgently like flapping and like, flies over like in a different direction for you to follow. What's that boy? Did maneuver fall in the well?

[01:15:26] Turns around. Energetically flapping. Yeah. And just like, Ah, Macaw! And like, like she said. Okay. So do you chase the Macaw? Or do you try and find where that grotto is and meet up with Nox? Well, I could either go follow... Compass seems to know something compared to me going where I have no idea where to go. So my best bet is to just go with Compass. Okay.

[01:15:57] I guess. We head off into the wilderness, following Compass. Or following Compass. It seems urgent. Um, Aaron, or Nox, you're still cutting, you're still cutting down, uh, pots? Uh, yes. Yes, I went back to cutting down pots after I played a brief bit of his song. Mm-hmm. Uh, yeah, you don't hear the combat anymore. You, you think you heard Compass somewhere off in the distance of the con? Um, you're sure everything's fine. Uh,

[01:16:26] at this point you've broken all the pots except for the one that were in the center. Um, there's just this big honking one on the, on the, uh, on a stump, uh, brewing with rupees. Um, you've collected all the, all the jars up to this point. I've had just one green rupee in them. Uh, the, so what was that? That's, so I said 40. So you have about 40 rupees in total. Do I see rupees of different colors in this one? You do. Okay. In fact,

[01:16:56] you don't see any green ones. There's blues, silvers, whatever else. Silvers are like 200. I am, but I'm checking, I'm double checking. Because I, we do have that list of, like, what we've converted it to and such. Uh, where's my, it's okay. It was a, it's green, this was coming. I left one pot remain. Okay. One of the exterior pots. Yes. Yeah, you see a lot of, you don't see a single green or blue one, at least on the surface,

[01:17:25] like what's burning off. You see a lot of yellow, red, and even purple. Okay. So, I take the last pot, and I fill it with green ones. Okay. So you fill it with 40, 40 green ones. Then, for the audience at home, Aaron is pantomiming, going up to it, holding it, and like wanting to swap it, Indiana Jones style. That's precisely what I'm going to try to do,

[01:17:54] because it feels like a trap, and you know, compass got caught in a trap. True. He's attracted to treasure. Um, so I assume this is going to be a sleight of hand. Yep. Uh, it is a pretty large pot. Like, I mean, you could shove it out of the way, so. Well, for him to pull it out while putting the other one in real quick. Yeah. That's why he's asking if it's sleight of hand. You could like shove that one off, and then like put the new one on it,

[01:18:24] like onto the stump in the same kind of motion. That's the idea. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. So, sleight of hand. You, you switch out your, but no, you did give, you gave him the sombrero, the, was it sombrero? Or it's like a wide brim. I forgot I was wearing his hat the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. The wide brims. Yeah. You, you're like, like, you don't have your wide brim stats in monthly. You have your other stats in that done. Your fedora. My old. Yeah.

[01:18:58] Okay. Okay. Okay. Roll to 17, plus three, so 20, plus two, plus two, so 24. Okay. To, on my sleight of hand, just swap the pots. Okay. You shove the big pot off, just as you move the, the smaller one onto the spot exactly. Everything works perfectly.

[01:19:26] You can't move your hand off of the large one. And then it starts growling. It's a mimic. It is a lifelike mimic. Oh no. It's gonna eat your shield. And then it begins, like, the pottery, like the terracotta facade, begins sort of, like, shifting and crackling, and, like, like, kind of, like, revealing the oozyness, like, the oozy sinewy, like, flesh beneath. And the, the, um, the rupees kind of come off and just kind of, like,

[01:19:56] turn the sludge as, um, creeping, like a creeping pseudopod comes up to basically grapple onto you and start, like, and try to pull you into the maw. Motherfucker, I'm gonna cut those rupees out of you. Well, first off, uh, you need to, roll initiative? Uh, yeah, roll initiative. And also, um, try to break a grapple with this thing. Uh, so my initiative is, and the grapple is at disadvantage, but yeah. Um, initiative is 14. Initiative is 14.

[01:20:26] And how do I break your grapple? Strength check. 14. Oh, no, it's breaking a grapple, I can use either a strength check, or either athletics or acrobatics. Oh. Then, yeah, there you go. Answer your question. Yes, because when you're initiating a grapple, to hold the grapple, it's athletics. Hmm. Exclusively athletics. But to get out of a grapple, it can be either. That makes sense,

[01:20:56] because you can squirm out of it. Jesus, this dice app loves me. Fuck. Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Aaron. That's fine. My dice love me. Because I got a 20, not a nat 20, but a dirty 24-year initiative. Okay. Well, you beat me on initiative, however. Can you beat the grapple? I beat him on the grapple. Are you sure? 23? Maybe. I rolled a 20. You easily, like, are able to,

[01:21:25] like, shirk off the, it's very, like, there's a snapping sound, is the, like, the web, the kind of the, the mucusy material, that's like, was it heasing? Just let it take my glove. Yeah. Yeah. You just let it take your glove off. Yeah. Just undo the Velcro. Pull my hand. Velcro? You ain't got no Velcro in this world. well, now it is going to use its pseudopods to try and grab onto you so that it can then engulf you, or grab you. That precious, uh, Sheikah technology. Oh, okay, yeah.

[01:21:55] That now makes sense. Aw. Yeah. Yeah. so, um, yeah, top of the round, so it's going to attack you with a pseudopods, trying to pull you into its maw. Okay. ba-ba-ba! I'm going to try to reinitiate a grapple. Yeah. that is basically all it does. Horrible, like a horrible tongue, kind of like appendage pops out of its maw. um, so your AC is still 14, correct? Doesn't change. Okay, definitely gets you with an 18.

[01:22:26] Um. Shield. Okay. So that puts my AC at 19. Okay. Damn it. Excellent. Nicely done. Cause they don't get a second shot. Uh. How does the shield spell look for you? Do you literally just like put your hand in the way, and then just magic it out of the way? Oh,

[01:22:55] there's like a little, a little cloud of shadows that come out. That works. Like, well, like maybe like shadow and like some, some of that weird neon like circuitry that you see in some, like in, in the, the Twilight Princess when like the portals are opening up. Yes. Exactly that. I forgot what that looked like. Yeah. We got like weird, like it's like usually like orange or like green, like neon, like circuitry within like the ship within like the pixelated shadow, uh, rifts they open up. Good thing. Someone here actually likes Zelda.

[01:23:25] I know. Everyone here. Yeah. We all have varying, yeah, one of my favorites. Like I'm a huge diehard Majora's Mask, Twilight Princess fan. Hmm. Aaron is a huge diehard, like Link to the Past fan. Link to the Past and Breath of the Wild. Breath of the Wild. Dave's played Breath of the Wild. I played the original Zelda. And we've also played with a Oot and Wind Waker. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well, I mean, I've played Wind Waker as well. And, uh, Have you played Twilight Princess?

[01:23:55] The one that your character's based on? Yes. Uh, Kyle loaned me his Wii and, um, Twilight Princess for a week while my parents were on vacation once. And, uh, I played through and beat it in that week. Nice. Okay. So, what are you doing now that, uh, as it is your turn in the initiative? Uh, okay. Yeah. Um, I guess it's time for, uh, pulling a knife and shaking a bitch. Okay. Shaking a bitch.

[01:24:24] I thought it was shaking a bitch. Stabbing the face. Does it have a face? I mean, it's got a maw. And a tongue. You know, stabbing it in there is, putting your, your hand in where it's trying to grab you. True. But yeah, stabbing it in the tongue and stuff. This is a natural. Natural 20. Okay. I will trust you. Since I can't see it from this distance. Why do you think he stays so far? Yeah. Eh. It's okay. I trust you. I had to pick it up to show you anyway.

[01:24:54] Okay. All right. So, it's a natural 20 with a dagger. I probably should have used a scimitar, but it's a dagger. It was weak to silver. Yeah. No, it's a, it's, uh, I didn't even specify that it was a silver dagger. Cause I only have a couple of silver daggers. The rest are all just normal. Mm-hmm. Uh, that's fine. That's fine. Uh, so dagger is, uh, die four. Okay. So, die four. I rolled a three.

[01:25:24] So that gets doubled. So six plus three is nine, but wait, there's more. I'm going to expend part of inspiration. Mm-hmm. Okay. And, uh, do a defensive flourish to, uh, enhance my armor class, but it also does an additional die six of damage. So your armor class is, so it was 19 before, or with the shield, it was 19, but is it, what is it now? The shield is a one-time. Is it a one-time thing? Yes.

[01:25:53] It's a one-round thing. It's until my next action. Yes. Which is now, so that is gone. Okay. So we're about to find out. Okay. Because it directly relates to what I roll. Gotcha. or are you not sure? Rules is written. Uno momento. More fan what? You can spend one use of your bardic inspiration to, uh, cause a weapon to deal extra damage to the target you hit.

[01:26:23] The damage equals the number you roll on the bardic inspiration die. Okay. Okay. Cause it's a crit. Yeah. So if the damage is, um, I didn't know if the defensive bonus was going to be subject to my crit, but it is not. Yeah. Cause the bonus is what you rolled on the die,

[01:26:53] not how much damage you do. But, uh, so, die six. We'll go with one of these. Okay. So it's a three times two because it's still a crit. So that's six on top of nine is 15. Uh, so 15, um, piercing damage, I guess. Yep. Uh, yep.

[01:27:22] And, uh, my AC is 17 now. AC is 17. Okay. And so that's just like a straight, so 15 damage is the full damage you inflict on. Uh, that is the full damage that I inflict on him with this attack. Yes. 15 piercing plus or minus any modifiers that the light like has. Yep. Right. Okay. Um,

[01:27:52] but I get another shot. Okay. Do you? Offhand knife. Hmm. World reason why I want to play. Yeah. That might not hit. Uh, seven plus, uh, five, um, 12. 12? Well, is enough. Oh, damn. All right.

[01:28:25] World four, plus three. So an additional seven piercing damage. Seven piercing damage. Okay. So 22 damage in one round? I think so, yeah. Can't complain with that. Nope. Yep. It's not liking that, but it is still up. No, it's not like liking that. Yeah, exactly. It's, it's not liking that, it's like liking that. Mm-hmm. It doesn't like you, it like likes you. Yes.

[01:28:55] It's going to show that like, like affection, uh, by, uh, on its, it's turn now. All right. It's, it's no kissing. That's unwanted affection. Uh, it does have tongue. No. Uh, yeah, it's, it's going to grab you, try and grab you again with its, uh, creepy tongue-like pseudopod. Uh, as it sort of is also like, kind of like shimmying toward you and like, cause it's like, it still looks like a pot kind of, but it's like more gelatinous or more organic kind of, and like flexible.

[01:29:25] It's all wobbly. Yeah. It's like weirdly flexible than it should be. Um, how big is it? Uh, it is a medium sized monster. Okay. But how big is it? Like, what does that tell me? Like it's a, it's a pot. Well, it was like about half the size of, of Knox. So like about half the size of a human. Um, and then it kind of bulged out a bit. I had wanted to bring up to you. Mm-hmm. Trompet.

[01:29:54] Okay. Doesn't really have a beak. Yeah. It's got like a, literally like a trumpet horn. And he can make loud noises. Yes. I kind of feel like he should be able to do something similar to vicious mockery. I think actually Kogorax, Kegorax, Kogorax, Kegorax, do have, are statted in the monster manual, the fifth edition Zelda home rule. Oh. I can take a look and see if it has like a,

[01:30:24] like a, a sonic attack. Okay. But I'll double check that in a second. So like turns into a ball and runs really fast. Why are you going to go fast? Take a bardic inspiration. Take a, take a, take a, an anti-barnic inspiration. So that means like, I just lose the one that he gave me. Yeah. Just cancel it. Those are my presents to give out. Just like my puns are presents. Yes. No. So I don't think, you know,

[01:30:54] with 17 yet, this one doesn't hit you. It tries. It tries desperately, but it doesn't even like touch you. Next. So. You're on. Noise. Oh, right. It's my turn again. It is. Okay. Well then I guess we, we stabs at him. Mm-hmm. Stabs him good. Actually, I want to make it, I want to try to make a cold shot on his pseudopod.

[01:31:23] Want to try to cut that bitch out of his face. That's fair. So when you're making a cold shot, it is at disadvantage. Absolute so. The one is 15, the other is a 10. Uh, so 10 plus 5 is 15. Does a 15 hit? 15 hit? 15. Your 12 hit before. Definitely hits, yeah. Okay. So then, uh, where's my die for?

[01:31:58] Okay, so that's 3 plus 3 is 6 damage. Sorry, how much damage? 6 damage to its pseudopod. Okay. Heat? Okay. Okay. And then, uh, going with the other hand. Not a cold shot this time. Just a regular one. Yep. Sorry, that cold shot was trying to cut off its tongue? Yes. Then you,

[01:32:27] you cut off its tongue. Fantastic. Fin-tastic. Wrong game. This horrible, gross, like, green ichor snot material is just like, oozing out of it, out of the wound. 8 and 5 is 13. We've established that hits. Yep. As I clarify, the only person who should be using the Fin-tastic joke should be me, because I'm a fish. It's true. Fair. Mm-hmm. Uh, 4 and 3 is 7, so I stab him for another 7 with my other hand.

[01:32:58] 7 damage. 7. That's Fin-tastic. Okay. He's not liking this at all. Uh, he is no longer of a tongue, so now he's just gonna try and, he's gonna have to try and just jump on you and bite you. Like a comical sad way. Like the Black Knight. Yeah. Come here. I'll fight you. Lights off. Mm-hmm. Um, but yeah.

[01:33:27] I think it's more along the lines of, like, you're this, you're this dice, and he's trying to go, oh. Yeah. Hop off the ground. It's like, he's not like trying to hop now, and he's like, I should get like some air. Yeah. Um, so, let's see how this goes. About as poorly as you think. I thought you said you rolled a good, I was rolling hot, and now I'm rolling shit. Mm-hmm. Uh, only 9 to, only 9 to hit,

[01:33:57] so that does not hit you at all. Okay. Yeah, he tries, and he like, easily like, duck out of the way. He's like, freaking out, probably spazzing a bit, and freaking out from the pain. Mm-hmm. and so he's just trying his best, but like, he's slightly distracted from the, from the pain of the, of the severed, uh, pseudopod. So, he's just sort of flopping on the ground. Not prone, but just like, kind of, missing. Yeah. Yeah. Whenever he tries to bite onto you. So, yeah, it's your turn.

[01:34:27] Okay. I kind of picture this like, as like a mini boss kind of fight, where he's just like, you're just, he's just circle strafing around him, like easily. Yeah. Like falling, like seeing like, where he's, recognize the pattern. Yeah, he's telepising the move, like the move that he's gonna do, and then just hurry, get out of the way. Yeah, he's used, he's used Zed targeting on him, he hit up, up C. Oh God, there's a fairy, he just pops up, just like, hey Luke. Hey, listen.

[01:34:59] Uh, okay, all right. Um, does it say, hey Luke? Or is it, hey Link? I think it's, I thought it was Luke. It probably is Luke. Yeah, cause he's like, look here, like he's like, look here. Hey look. Yeah. Look. Hello. Yeah, continuing with knives. Seems very effective. It really does. Yeah. This is the episode of like, us using weapons we normally wouldn't be using, but they're super effective. Well,

[01:35:29] he is, and they use knives a lot. I've lost basically, like he's really good with knives. Don't you have sword? Uh, yeah, I have a scimitar. Yeah. Uh, seven and five is 12. That easily, yeah, hits. And nine and five is 14. That also hits. Okay. So, I do one die for per hand. So, that's a one, and that's a four. So, five plus six is 11.

[01:35:59] Damn. Uh, he is not looking very good. He's still around, but he's like, he's basically a thousand cuts. Like, it's a, it's a, one of those two handed slashes, you know, one in each hand. Yeah. Yeah. he is like, there's viscous, like kind of ichor all over this, this, this, uh, clearing now. What color does it look like? It's like a greenish, it's like kind of like green, you can see kind of like see, like kind of see through. I really am starting to look like. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:36:27] After a bug mission. Um, so yeah, he is going to try desperately to lunge at you. Um, how long does your AC bonus last? Uh, it's already gone. Oh, it's gone? Yeah. So what was it? So it's now back to 14? Yeah. Was it last time or is it? No. Okay. Uh, well then. It lasts one round.

[01:36:56] This one still doesn't get it because it, by two. So I got, cause I got 12. So, um, it tries to grab, to leap and chomp on you, but it's just like, it's kind of getting woozy. Loss of blood. I feel like kind of woozy from all the mucus and ichor that's missing. Um, it's tongue is still kind of like flopping around like a fish out of water. Mm-hmm. Um, so yeah, new turn.

[01:37:25] That's the only attack it has, eh? I guess that makes sense. Cause that's all it does. It has a super public rappel on and then bite. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, I guess if I'm going again, I will, uh, take like two steps back and like jump in with an overhand strike. both knives. Draxing it. Hopefully this is the killing blow. Yeah. Draxing this shit. And even if it isn't,

[01:37:53] then you can still drax this shit from the inside. Why would it incise me hard? Like, be more like sensitive than the inside outside. That's what I was saying. Uh, I rolled a 14 and a 12. Yeah. That both, yeah, both hit. It's very much that scene. Like, cause the, even the maw kind of looks like, like that creature. Mm-hmm. Uh, four and a two is six. Uh, plus six is 12. All right.

[01:38:26] How do you kill it? Exactly. As I said, just leap in and just, the big old Drax leap, both knives straight down into the top of the thing and just fucking ripping and tearing. Yep. Yeah. You get gulped and then like, it's just like, and it just like falls to the ground and spills you out along with all of the goop that of its insides. And the rupees. And the rupees. Not a lot of rupees,

[01:38:55] but there's a, there's a, there's a number of, of colored ones in there. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, let's see how much of that, of those colors you have. So. Let's see if you'll spend all that just on showers. Yeah. Uh, fortunately there was a creek that you guys heard somewhere near, somewhere in these woods. It could look finding it. Yeah. Imagine if I ran off to just find that creek. Get lost in the lost woods for no reason.

[01:39:25] So you found, uh, two, you, uh, amidst you, like as you're like, look like, why am I dripping with goo? Uh, like you're looking around and you see there are two blue rupees, five yellow rupees, and, uh, five purple rupees. Okay. So yellow is, yellow is 10 rupees. Uh, blue is five and, uh, purple is 50. Okay. Sorry.

[01:39:55] What's this coming up to? So, so 10 from the blue, from the two blues, uh, and then 50 for the yellow, for the five yellows. Uh, and then 150, uh, two, maybe 250 from the purples. Five, 10, 50, 20, 25. Yeah. 250, uh, rupees basically from the purple ones alone. Okay.

[01:40:25] So it's 250 plus 10 plus what? Plus, uh, 10 plus 250 plus, 50. So 310. Yeah. You found, you got three, 310, 310 rupees worth of rupees from this, this light like. That's pretty damn good. Yep. I got five. Plus the 40 rupees that he collected from all the, from the, uh, from the, the pots. That's true.

[01:41:06] And while he's doing that, we cut it back away to seven. Mm. So you're chasing a bird. Yeah. So you're chasing a bird. Um, and, uh, yeah, you, you run through like, like, again, you're, it's like your eyes are kind of hurting as you look around. Cause like distance is weird. And then there woods, uh, but you're, you're kind of keeping focus on the bird and, uh, it stops abruptly. Um,

[01:41:35] as you approach what looks like another clearing hits me immediately in the face. Yeah. Uh, and, uh, you, you, you slow down or stop, I presume. I just, you see the bird like kind of like go into hover mode kind of thing. Uh, and you can hear in low, in low, in this clearing, it is clear. It is clearly like a beach or like a shoreline near like a, like a running water, like some kind of a stream or a Creek. Um,

[01:41:59] but you also hear a crackling fire and some more like kind of bone clacking. Oh, great. Okay. So there's potentially more stealth hosts that are at a camp. Yes. But I don't see said camp. Oh, well, you haven't taken a look. You haven't like, you can hear it, but like it's the dense forest and fog. So you, do you stealthily approach to the, to the edge, to the edge of the clearing to see what's, what's up there.

[01:42:29] Yeah. Okay. Um, so compass doesn't want to go in. Well, compass is stopping and cause like, it doesn't want to provoke any like sounds or anything like that. Okay. So, but it seems like he wants to be here. It looks to you and like, have nods its head in that direction. Okay. For you to like, go on. Um, so if you're going to go, if you're going to approach cautiously, you're going to have to make a stealth roll. Yeah. So you're a big fish man. I was kind of hoping not to. Yeah.

[01:43:00] It's, it's cause I got a rule too. And it's not because of advantage. You know, that's the case. But from the, um, the tree line, I don't see anything. I just see a beach. Well, you see, well, no, you don't even see the beach. You just hear, you see, it, it looks like there's not like a lot of trees up ahead, like beyond the tree line, but like there's also foliage and like unbrushing fog around you. So you're kind of concealed as much as like that. You see light from a fire and you can hear the crackling of a fire.

[01:43:28] You can hear water, rushing water, like a, like a stream or a creek. And you can hear bone clattering and some other muffled sounds up ahead, but you can't see that. And you have to get closer and actually poke through, like kind of like, like get, like look through either the brush or like look, go under the roots and see if you can find anything. I don't hear a distant, oh, or anything like that. That would be your perception once you get in. Yes, I will, I'll take it. You are hearing muffled sounds, but like it's mostly, you're kind of getting covered up on a cloud. All right,

[01:43:57] here's my disadvantage stealth check. Why now? Why now dice do you roll a nat 20 on disadvantage? So negative one, right on my disadvantage. So yeah, that's some severed. I rolled severed instead of 20.

[01:44:28] Okay. Can you use that bardic inspiration? Yeah, I forgot about the bardic inspiration. I will use that. Roll another six. Seven plus six. So 13, 13, 13 to be stealthy. Yes. So you, you like, how are you, how are you poking your head through like the brush? Are you like going through like, kind of like, are you like poking your head like through like, kind of like, or like,

[01:44:56] like parting some of the brush to like see inside D? Are you like ducking down? I'm going prone actually. He's doing his stealth. Okay. So here's the shimmy. You're like, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. Yes. Sorry. We don't use this rule set. It is not valid for us, but the 2024 edition of fifth edition, they changed it so that a barbarian when they're raging gets to do stealth with their strength. Oh, that's horseshit. What?

[01:45:26] That is absolute horseshit. I'm sorry. How? That makes no goddamn sense. first off, I'm not raging anymore because I, do you have any more rage? No, I'm out. I'm tapped. Um, but yeah, I'm not raging anymore because I've spent an action's worth of time not attacking. And also that's bullshit. How do you use strength to stealth? And also, even if you did do that, you are using your action to not attack. So next turn, you're not raging anymore unless they change that mechanic.

[01:45:56] So everybody feels that it's bullshit. Yeah. Um, however, the joke online is that, uh, is that you are essentially looking exceptionally tough when you're saying, and you, you walk past the guard saying, you can't see me. It's basically just like, you're intimidating. You're intimidating them into not looking. Yeah. Just staring at them and doing the John scene, the thing as you're walking by.

[01:46:25] Like that or like, or it's Kronk's like stealth role. And then like, when like somebody walks by, it's like, and then like somebody walks by, they like look at him and they just, that'd be using a really low intelligence score to do that. But I love that. Just like, you can't see me. Just watch byes. But that's, I would like to stealth rage. John Cena.

[01:46:58] Fuck sakes. That is so dumb. I love it. God, no way. Fuck sakes. All right. So you, you poke, so you, uh, you're like shimmying underneath like the underbrush, like underneath some brush and bushes, like basically between two, like between two, like rooted, like the stalks of like these two bushes. And so you're, and like you're peeling through and you look at, you look through and you see that it's a shoreline. There's some tall grass, but it's like a pebbled shoreline to like,

[01:47:27] what looks like a Creek with like a, some, with a larger bank on the other side and more woods. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Um, and there's a fire going like really a campfire. There's the tents are kind of weird cause they're all ratty and like ripped up and shredded basically. Like it's like a mockery of a campfire. Um, there's a bone cage. There's a bone cage with, um, with Mido and, and, and, uh, and, and Minervo bound in, bound and gagged in,

[01:47:57] in, inside the cage. And they are, and there are three stealthos like, like kind of like the, like they're sort of like do it. Like two of them are doing kind of like a little bit of a, like a, like a victory dance. And like the other one is like kind of like sit and get in the fire ready with like a, um, a spit. Basically they're going to boil, like they're going to, uh, like they're going to cook up this, the skeletons are going to eat these people or they're going to make more stealthos just the hard way.

[01:48:27] The slow roasted way. The slow roasted way. Okay. Or the, cause yeah. Um, and then like, as you're like seeing this is like, oh man, I gotta hide. Two of them just stop and look at it. Look at you. Because I got it at 20 and at 13. On two of them. The guy who spit road, like getting, like getting the fire gone. He's completely oblivious. He's like looking at, like at, um, you very nearly said the guy who's getting spit. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.

[01:48:57] I can't save you. Oh, God. The grossest adventures. It's not, it's not happening. Uh, but yeah, no, so, uh, yeah, no, two of them, like the two of them that were like, had hopping around and just kind of like being like victorious. They just stop and just eyeball. You like just, you know, in hindsight, I am in large orange fish,

[01:49:24] man poking his head out from the green tree line. In reference to this, uh, to this scenario and being spit roasted. If anybody in the legend of Zelda is going to give you a bone, it's going to miss Telfo. Absolutely. Yeah. So yeah, you see that. And they are, they see you. Gulp. And they short run. Gorsh. So, what do you do? I would like to not rage. Cause I can't.

[01:49:54] Um, do we just like scene shift like somewhere else in the woods? Oh, you're like running through the woods, like holding onto the belt, like carefully, like keeping the vine. And then like, like a few seconds behind you, the, the, the bone clattering is like too charging. So it's coming. I might just have to fight them, dude. Okay. Cause like, what do I, if I run away, Hey,

[01:50:24] I'm one of my ideals. I wrote down based on a choice through the background. thing was help others in need, no matter the personal cost. At the very least, like Minervo. Eh. He shot you, he shot you in the back a couple, in the ass. Yeah. Mino has been nothing but helpful. Yeah. Yeah. Like before this, we were watching,

[01:50:54] um, the, the not, uh, Slenderman. Not Slenderman, not Marble Hornet's, uh, new show. And I commented on, oh yeah, because splitting the party is always a good idea. Yeah. When they split up and then this whole episode is us splitting the party. Yeah. It's been pretty great. Right. For you, uh, fuck. Okay. Uh, you could call back to,

[01:51:24] um, Deku spread. I don't know what you could do, but you might be able to ask him. Oh, you're about, you're about to enter an issue like into comment right now. Okay. I'm going to quickly ask the scrub or the, he's not Deku scrub. He's a Deku sprout. Yeah. Um, if I tie your vine to a tree, will it still be here when I come back? Um, well, that depends. Uh, are you near anywhere? Any kind of like landmark, like a,

[01:51:53] like a large boulder or like a water, body of water? Yes. Yeah. You should be able, you should be able to navigate to find it. Cool. Bye. What? Good time. Shh. The reception, like the, the collar gets cut. Yes. So, you disengage it. Yeah. So I'm removing it from my tail quickly. You hung me up on me. I'm disconnecting it from my tail, tying it to a nearby stout tree. And, um, pardon me.

[01:52:24] And then I'm going to run into the open because I already know I'm here, but I'm not going to run towards them. I need a rough layout of this beach right now. Where's that marker? Yeah, we can probably erase this marker. We don't need this. You don't need this helicopter for this? No. This is from, uh, the Shadowrun game. Mm-hmm. Tune into our Shadowrun game. Funnily enough,

[01:52:52] the next Shadowrun game is probably going to be very much like a Zelda boss fight. Of course it is. Okay. So. I want to know where I am. Watch it. Yes. Just like. Yeah, watch it. So it's, um. It's a creek. It's a creek. About, about 10 feet across. Mm-hmm. I'll name it, name it the Severin Waterway. Wow. Um, camp, or fire, there. Yes. Spit roast,

[01:53:22] there. Gross. Why'd you have to draw them? Uh, that's the guy with the, for the, the spit roast. That's Minervo on his hands and knees. There's the cage with Minervo, and actually, I rocked it up, Mido, so Eminem. Great. There's Eminems in there. Eminem meat shop. Mm-hmm. And then, the other two, Stalfos, are right, be next, we're on the other side of the, uh, campfire. Campfire.

[01:53:53] Brush, kind of like, oh, so they're, they're real close. I didn't realize they were that close. Yeah, it was, it was really close. Where am I? Because of how bad you failed? I didn't roll a one, dude. No, but they, both, like, one of them rolled a dead 20. Yeah, yeah. You're fucked. Okay. So I'm right there. Yeah. No, you know what, okay, I'll put you, like, you were a little bit farther away, like, you're, you're in this little divot here. Okay. Great.

[01:54:23] Okay. Put an S there. I use bardic inspiration. Just, just draw a dolphin. Yeah, there's you, there's you, there's you. Okay. Cool. I hate it. Okay. So, what we're going to do is, yeah, so that's really like, you're like 10 feet away from those two Stalphoses. Yes. Will we Stalify? No, they're Stalphoses. Stalphoses? Yeah. Okay. So, it specifically says,

[01:54:52] in the, in the lore, that anyone who dies in the, in the, in the Lost Woods becomes a Stalphos. Yes. Not a Stalchild, a Stalphos. Okay. Which are the worst, which are the harder ones to fight. Mm-hmm. Okay, so what we're going to do, just because it'll be easier, I'm going to replace me and them. Do you have any skeletons?

[01:55:23] Um, I don't know. Because we actually have some figures. That's true. Do you have a fish man? Uh, there's a lizard man. I could be the bear with sharks for hands. I'll say that might be good. I mean, kind of. Bear, barbarian, Barbarian. Fish for hands. Well, that's actually a fish person. that's probably, well, that's more like a, It's a Naga.

[01:55:53] Or a River's Aura. Not a Seasora. There's a lizard person. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I just need two, we just need two, technically three humanoids for the Stalphoses. Okay. Three humanoids. Okay. There's three humanoids for the, for the Stalphoses. Okay, Lizardman. Lizardman. Lizardman. Stalphoses. Yeah, Minervo sees you and is like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,

[01:56:24] and looks over the Mido and just like, like says, of course you're the dragon. No, there's another dragon in this one. Yes. Unless you get the Blessing of Baloo. There you go. Putting this massive dragon in me. Okay, so, I needed to know this because I want to sprint in this sort of a direction.

[01:56:54] So, north of the, um, the encampment. If this is north this way, sure. sorry, west. So this is north? Yeah, because the river runs east. Wouldn't a compass here just be doing this, spinning everywhere? Yes, but, yes, but fuck you. For simplicity's sake, the river runs east to west. Okay, these are five foot squares? Yes. We're just going to do this full like that? Okay, so, so, I'm going, so, if I'm, okay, um,

[01:57:25] sorry, first thing first, we roll initiative, right? Before I do anything? Let's get initiative. Okay, cool. Let's see how fuck you truly are. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I did good against the last one, but that's because I had raised. Oh my god. Aaron, come here. Is it 320? 320's. It's very fucking close. He's not good. Oh, god. You're going to have a bad time. I mean, fortunately for you, I don't think style votes have, probably not.

[01:57:56] So, 21, 21, and 14. I beat one of them because I got 18. And that 14's probably the spit roasting one. Ah, gross. I know, I know, I know. I've done. Style one, style two, and style three, which won't really be in the fight for a while

[01:58:25] as he is preparing the fire. This is one thing I kind of dislike about turn-based games like this where like I have to stand here and let these guys do whatever they're going to do. Because it is how happening like at once for the most part like in six seconds. Oh, I understand, but the closest one is 5, 10, 15 feet away from me. And

[01:58:55] I can't move in that 15 feet at all because of the way the game works. Yeah. Just the way it is. So sorry, what did you get for your initiative? 18. 18? So Knox, you were also like looking in the woods, right? Like you're starting to find where your friends are and stuff? I've got an idea for how I might be able to get you in this. At least in a couple rounds. I was really hoping that I would have more like ground

[01:59:25] to cover. They wouldn't be just on my ass immediately. And your AC is still 19? Yes. Your AC is back to 14 for now? Yep. Just have that hidden. However, as I'm running through the woods, I'm casting Cabot Invisibility. Cabot. Cabot. Okay. Oh shit, I'm supposed to be rhyming. Yeah, when you do spells specifically. Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah. So why would you cast Invisibility?

[01:59:55] For what purpose? Because I heard that there's combat in the woods. Well, that was pre- Oh yeah, that was early, but you're not sure if it's- I don't know that it ended. That's true, that's fair. Alright, so we start at the top of the round. Staffo's number one. Staffo's number one, Charger. Let's just get this out of the way and put them both here. They're both gonna charge. Fuck. He's gonna dig me at the most gonna mess you up. Roll the one,

[02:00:24] I rolled a one. Fuck. No, I definitely did not roll one, at least the first time. So, that's gonna be, that's gonna hit you. Like, for sure. Do it. Do it. Because that's like, yeah, that's easily over 20, so, that's hitting you. Next, so, so, this one, and

[02:00:55] so, for the first, my first trick, 14 damage from slashing, plus, let me get these calculators up, I can't count this high. 14 slashing, 12 bludgeoning from the actual charge, and then you need to make a strength save. Okay. Does me failing a strength save, uh,

[02:01:25] incur any additional damage onto me? No. It will just, either, it might rend you prone, and 10 feet away. Okay. Where do I can't hold up? Okay, not looking good, so, right there. And then, okay, that's a lot of damage. So I, make a strength save. Strength save. Or, is it strength, or can you do athletics? I think it's,

[02:01:55] I think it's a strength for this. 21? 21? Yup. Okay, you hold your ground for the first volley, but then the other stuff. Yes. I just realized something too, I'm laying on the fucking ground. Wait, hang on, you're right, you're technically prone. Yeah, I don't know why I just told you, because it just makes things worse for me. Hang on, actually, um, it's easier to hit ground enemies. Yeah.

[02:02:25] If the attacker is within five feet of the creature, otherwise the attack roll is at, oh, hang on, no, because they were originally at ten feet, not five feet. What? Okay. The creature has disadvantage on attack rolls. That's you, the one that's prone. Yeah. An attack roll against the creature has advantage if the attacker is within five feet of the creature. Yeah, they ran up to me. Okay, that's for you, it is a charge. If they're shooting at me, it's disadvantage

[02:02:54] being prone. Fair. Fair. Did they take disadvantage on their spot check? They spot, they, Nat 20 spotted me. And Nat 20 at least won. And then they're 15 feet away, they beat me on initiative, and the first thing they did was rush, so they were in my face, and I can't do anything about it. Okay, but Nat 20s don't work on skill checks. Okay, but his, his score was higher than mine on the spot check. I did a stealth check, his stealth check

[02:03:24] beat mine, so he saw me. That's fine. That said, if he had rolled at disadvantage, that natural 20 would not be a natural 20. But why would he roll at disadvantage? Because you were laying on the ground in the bushes. You literally had a good hiding place, that's exactly what you were looking for. Yeah, he also rolled an abysmal stealth. It wasn't abysmal, wasn't it? It was just like seven. He rolled a seven

[02:03:54] and then he used his bardic inspiration to bump it to a 13. That's not abysmal. I thought it was much lower. Okay, yeah. Because he rolled a seven and then he got a six on the bardic inspiration. Regardless, we're already in combat, so it doesn't, it doesn't matter now, but. Um, yeah, so this next one just hits you with a 19. Mm-hmm. Fuck. Um,

[02:04:26] and, so, this one, 12 slashing. Oh, sorry, that wasn't its damage. Sorry, please continue. Okay, so, first one was, yeah, so, so, yeah, the second one lunged at you, succeeded, hit. Mm-hmm. 12 slashing damage. Mm-hmm. Uh, and then nine bludgeoning and you need to make another strength save.

[02:04:57] I'll tell you what, I don't because I'm dead. Woo! Woo! I am unconscious on the ground. Okay. That's all my hope. you, like, it's exactly, it got it to the last number. Yeah, so I will say this, um, you black out. Mm-hmm. Like, darkness encompasses you, the last thing you hear is the dimming caw of the macaw, of a panicked macaw, a ruby-eyed macaw. Mm-hmm. Fuck you, compass!

[02:05:26] We'll cut back to you later. Mm-hmm. You guys later. Nox. You're looking around in the woods, looking for, like, any sign of the, like, uh, the wagon or your friends or what have you. Through enemies and traps, I must stay free. And so I shall cast... You can't see me! Nice. All right, so you are invisible and walking around in lost woods. Roll a survival.

[02:06:00] I had to lay down my face. The music starts with... The third one didn't even have time to attack me. He wasn't even gonna attack you. No. I just realized, too,

[02:06:30] when you told me that they spotted me, when you told me that they spotted me, you asked me if I'm going to run in there and attack them or run away. I didn't really have a choice of it. You could have run, but you chose to, like, because you had to help Mito, because... Yeah. Because of your... My ideals. Your ideals, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're staying on your morals. Yep. Look what that's getting you. Yeah, exactly. So you're looking around and, um, you're kind of getting a little like, what the fuck am I?

[02:07:00] But then, off in the distance, you do see something slightly out of the ordinary. There is a tightly bound or, like, a sort of, like, eye-level vine that's kind of stretching across through the forest. Almost, and, like, it's, like, kind of, um, it has actually, it has actually, like, tightened and, like, it's almost like, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be on the ground because it was on the ground drooping around on the ground when he was holding it. But it's now

[02:07:30] taut and kind of going across through the forest. Well, if it's taut, then he should be at one end of it, so I'm gonna fall. Okay. Do you touch it at any point? Um, no. I have my knives in my hands. Okay. Um, make a, make another, make an insight check.

[02:08:03] 16 insight is wisdom, uh, 19, 20, 20 total. Okay. So, you're following the vine and like, it is helping because you're like, otherwise you're like, if I didn't have this thing, I'd get fucking lost. And as you continue progressing, um, up ahead, you do see that it is tied to a tree and you can hear a babbling, a babbling brook

[02:08:32] or, or running water, as you're saying, up ahead beyond the, beyond some foliage and the sound, some distant sound of like clattering bones and a campfire. Okay. Then I'm going to make my way in that direction. Okay. Any groans or screams or uh, there is, uh, well actually, um, something does swoop down from, from the canopy toward you as you get closer. Invisible. Right. Never mind.

[02:09:03] Cause I'm sure it's just, um, it's the compass. Yeah, it's compass, yeah. Spoilers. Wait, is your, is your Kagarak or Kagarak or, is trumpet circling overhead? So is trumpet a, is trumpet a invisible or is he still like a bird? Uh, he's still a bird. Okay. Uh, you, you hear then, um, trumpet like, and like, um, and you look up and you see like, trumpet like circling around but then you see like compasses joint trumpet. Okay. Okay. Um,

[02:09:33] so yeah, and you do hear as you get closer, you do start hearing some like moans and, um, oh, well, we need dynamite. I'm with you, but why? So that we can arm the birds, drop them down like, like all in an eagle strike. Nice. Yes. I mean, that's definitely something that's, that a bird monster in Zelda would do. Mm-hmm. Yeah, absolutely. Hell, that's something you could do with certain gear like that, that scarab, uh,

[02:10:04] that scarab bug, uh, thing in, uh, Skyward Sword. We just get a bo-bomb and just, like, wait, that's Mario. Anyway, yeah, so you, you're approaching the, the, the brush that goes up to the clearing and stuff? Yep. Roll stealth. Oh, you don't have to, your, individual, I mean, technically, I, I still have to be quiet. Yeah, that's true. Um. I will roll a disadvantage, though, because you're

[02:10:33] invisible and, like, you're just making noise. I'm sorry, Dave. Now I'm rolling shitty on their, on their, of course. Like, the worst. You burned all your good luck on me. Yeah. 14. I'm sorry, you're just the wharf of this adventure. Kind of. Hmm? Yeah, because you're big and tough, so everybody fights you first to prove how tough they are. exactly. So, what was that? 14. 14 easily,

[02:11:04] like, matched, like, a, like, direction. So you, kind of like, squeeze through, like, some, some of the, a gap in the brush, and you see, like, there's a little, a, kind of makeshift encampment with the bonfire. Um, they're tying Mido and, um, they're, they're tying Mido up first to the, the spit, and put, about to put him on the fire. Um, you see, um, bound and gagged, and one of them is unconscious

[02:11:33] and heavily, like, heavily slashed up in a bone cage. Your other linksons, Severn and, and Minervo. Uh, and it's these three Stalfos. Is Minervo injured or just there? Minervo's just injured, like, slightly injured, but, like, unconscious. Yeah. Um, and, uh, you see, yeah, these Stalfos, these, like, kind of bigger skeletons with, like, shambles of, of night arm, of, like, guard armor or night armor on. Meanwhile, my bone cage is just covered in blood. No,

[02:12:03] he's, you're in the same, like, one as, uh, as Minervo. Minervo's kind of, like, trying to shirk away, boom. I'm trying to get away from the blood as it's, like, leaking on the sand and the rock. Okay. Um, we're gonna try to find a good hiding place. Okay. Within 30 feet of where Minervo and, um, and Severn are tied up. There's a map right here. Okay. Um, yeah, you can get around, uh, there's some, I'm in there with him.

[02:12:33] Um, on the south end, like, south of, like, where the fire pit is, there is, like, a boulder, or a couple of boulders. A mini broom. Do you have a mini broom? I think Aaron has one. I have more over here. Uh-huh. Um, yeah, so, yeah, there's some, like, boulders that are, kind of, overhanging the, the brook.

[02:13:07] I'm assuming he popped it in the same location because he followed my, Yeah, basically followed your thing because, like, yeah, the, well, there's, like, a little tree here with the, that you've tied up the, the vine, so basically. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they are currently about to roast, um, This is the vine that you follow it to? Yeah. Stalfos is, that's me in there with Minervo. Yeah, and Mito is about to get on, Mito is about to get on the, put on the fire.

[02:13:37] Yes. Mito's being spit. Like, he's basically being, like, not like, he's not impaled through it, like, he's, like, tied to the spit, like, basically to rotate, rotate him around. Actually, I'm, I'm not a huge guy. Chicken. Chicken with a knife? Nice. You live in it. Like, you use knives. You do. Well, you're not really a chicken. Well, I mean, I am invisible. True. Okay, so,

[02:14:07] here's what we're gonna do. Me and my knives are gonna fuck you up. I know. Me and my boys are gonna mess you up. I rolled a one, a little one. Fuck. Yeah, that's exactly what's happening right now. We are otherwise engaged, for sure. You're short, motherfucker, and nobody likes you. Do-do-do-do-do. Short. I never mind, I said it. Fuck it, it stops you from poking me over this shit.

[02:14:37] He's a bummer, never by the way, but then that doctor said, wait, the stupid motherfucking tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty-bitty body and I hate it. I feel like you've heard that song a couple of times. It's on my playlist. All right. Yeah. So you have a surprise round. You'll at least start with a surprise round. So, from Hidden in the Bushes, Yeah.

[02:15:09] If I sneak over to where they are tied up, can I cut Minerva free without disengaging my invisibility? Because you can't make an attack, but it's not an attack. I'm just cutting. I will say, yeah, because it's like a utility thing. I would allow it. Okay. Then that's... It's not like you're attacking the rope. Yeah. No, you can do that kind of thing. Okay.

[02:15:38] So I'm going to sneak over and pull out my little utility knife and just gently saw the ropes holding that are all in place. Shh. Hold still. You should use the correct accent as well. Mine's sorry. Hold still. bitch. God, that just reminds me of... I watch a... I think they're Spanish, but they sound very Eastern European like their accent.

[02:16:07] And it's a let's play like this girl and her husband that play like certain computer games. And every time, like almost every other fucking sentence she finishes off with bitch. It's like, oh, I'm doing this thing you bitch. What's a bitch? It's just like a bad kind of accent. Always. But I'm pretty sure they're Spanish or at least they live in Spain. So they might be Eastern European and they went to Spain. Okay. So I'm going to cut Minerva free. Yeah.

[02:16:37] And then as soon as that rope is like just about to snap, I'm going to turn and look at Severn and be like, He doesn't look good. Mein friend, your body is covered in wheel. So take this quick work of heel. Covered in wheel? Wheel or welts. Oh. He's using the accent. His advantage for rhymes. Fair.

[02:17:09] Okay. So that will heal you for and I'm going to use a second level spell slot and drool all over my face because, you know, I'm an infirm elderly man now. I'm sorry. That's what it was. Well, my birthday was this week. So happy bidet. Yeah, happy bidet. Happy bidet.

[02:17:40] Happy bidet. We got you a bidet. Oh, it's healing. That would be a good bidet present I would say. Yeah, honestly. Healing work. There we go. Higher levels. When you cast a spell using bills, second on higher healing, you'll use one die for by each spell slot above first. Cool. So spell casting bill with modifier is charisma. So that's going to be two die four.

[02:18:13] So you are healed for 11 points of health. That's pretty damn good from healing word. God damn. It's two die four plus five. Mm-hmm. Because that riz, right? However, that means that I also cast a spell which breaks your invisibility which breaks my invisibility. Okay. Okay. That being said, does this enter my surprise round?

[02:18:43] This would be yeah, you're, yeah. Surprise, motherfuckers! Surprise, bitch! Mine have the same surprise. That being said, are you also just like behind the giant fish man on the ground? They may not have line of sight with you yet. Uh, ETH is fine. Okay, fine. ETH is, ETH is being okay. Mm-hmm. Where is pencil? God damn it.

[02:19:13] Oh, pardon me. So I expended a second level spell slot. I did expand a first level spell slot earlier with my use of shield. Now I will expend another second level spell slot and cast a shadow blade. Mm-hmm. XG. Page 164 because sometimes I'm clever and write stuff down. Mm-hmm. 64.

[02:19:45] Okay, bonus action cast. I'm going to create a sword of solidified gloom in my hand. Sword lasts until the spell ends. It counts as a simple melee weapon with which you are proficient. It deals 2-8 psychic damage on hit. It's finesse, light, and throne.

[02:20:16] Okay. So now I have a gloom blade in one hand and a knife in the other. Nice. And I'm going to move in to the closest target. Okay. The guy operating the spit. It's about to cook up. It's about to put him through the ringer. Okay. Do I have advantage on this attack? You do, yes. You would, yeah.

[02:20:46] You surprised them. Oh, thank goodness. Although, hang on, they aren't frightened or anything, but they don't have any conditional immunities against surprise. Okay. I don't think you scare a skeleton anyways. Well, that's exactly, that's why they have conditioned immunity. Oh, I see. Yeah. And I rolled, I'm making my initial roll for Minerva, which is also 14. I am assuming that 19 hits.

[02:21:16] 19 will definitely hit. Fantastico. Okay, so that is two diates, seven and six, so 13 psychic damage. Okay. So I had to consult their immunities and vulnerabilities. They do not have vulnerability or immunities or anything like for psychics, so go, proceed.

[02:21:45] I'm going to expand use of perfect inspiration. Okay. Also, I assume, is your initiative changed or is it still 14 from the previous combat? Would it have been altered? I wasn't in combat. I was completely out of combat. He's referring to your AC, not your initiative. my AC? Yes. My AC is currently 14. Zeti is being about to change. Okay. I am going to use defensive

[02:22:15] strike. strike. So that will let me roll dice. Okay, so for the three, so that is an additional three damage. Three damage? Additional three damage and boosts my armor class by three. Okay, so you are now up to 17. So what's the total damage? Like three and then what was the psychic damage?

[02:22:47] plus three is 16 plus plus I get dexterity so three so 19 total. Damn. Okay. From first strike. From the first strike. And this is the one that's being spit roast. The one that is about to spit roast meat up. These words, man. It's a legitimate word. You're just a gutter model. We're all loving audience.

[02:23:17] If you're thinking that. Especially Croker. And I jump scared Croker. In character too. Okay, and then the next which I did not give myself advantage on. I don't know whether or not I would have it but I rolled 12 plus 570. That hits. Okay, fantastic. This is just plain dagger. not special.

[02:23:49] It deals 3 plus 3 6 damage. Is that piercing or has that been slashed? It is piercing. Was the previous ones piercing too? No, it was psychic. Okay, because I understand that they have resistance to not resistance. That is bullshit. That's what I see. is bullshit because in literally every

[02:24:18] Legend of Zelda game you can shoot them with an arrow which is only piercing damage and it's due job. Yep, but that's what we've got here. Is it is heinous bullshit in the actual D&D book?

[02:24:49] If it had full immunity when I threw the javelin at that first one it should have done nothing. Oh, you're fucking right. yeah, I mean because I think I didn't even ask you if that was a Yeah, where's skeletons? 272. Yeah, they have immunity just poison. so

[02:25:20] and even the even like the bigger things like your favorite monster the minotaur skeleton that you might remember from our everyone game even that was like immunity the only immunity it has is poison so I'm willing to because you were able to do damage to the first cell host in the previously these ones are also do not have that takes it down to three

[02:25:49] so it's not that big a deal how much was that he would actually be taking three damage ideal six piercing damage which he is resistant to but he's not resistant at all like he's not immune and we're removing from the immunity and he has no resistance to it but he is resistant to slashing yes no there's no it has damage vulnerabilities vulnerabilities he has a damage immunity and he's conditioned immunities but there's no resistances

[02:26:19] for these guys i think what he's suggesting is if it had immunity to piercing it should be resistance to piercing not completely zero because not even the skeletons in the main book have an immunity or resistance to piercing i'm willing to remove it because i also didn't cut that in for you sorry okay fair enough so six damage then okay he dies between the

[02:26:50] crazy attack you did initially and then stabbing him in the skull i guess how did you kill the skeleton also you know that makes no sense because you can definitely stab arrows are piercing damage he said this yeah so i step in behind him very quickly yeah he's like about to lift me to op onto like he's got one of the spit on one of the rotators

[02:27:19] i pull my digger pop it straight into the top of his skull to hold it in place and then summon gloom sword and cut his neck very nice body drops i am holding head on the end of knife now i have bludgeoned the knife which does have vulnerability to that'd be a flail wouldn't it if you're holding it by the spine it'd be flopping around oh

[02:27:57] okay that i assume is my turn can i get your initiative please yes i will i will now roll initiative and you're now yeah it doesn't actually i was going to let you have your original like from the previous it's a new round what was it i rolled a one ow just a straight one i guess yeah

[02:28:28] and what did knocks get 21 wow so you're going at the same time as the other as the stuff uses okay so well actually i guess i'll just erase that guy all right so uh yeah top of the initiative order um what's your what's your dexterity like my dexterity is uh 16 16 okay so you're going first

[02:28:58] okay so you've killed one the the one that was prepping prepping uh future prepping future stealth hosts for the fire yep i will um yeah stealth host club i will um hurl gloom blade at uh next nearest stealth host okay um i'm gonna say mido because he's only partially on the spit

[02:29:27] he like he nudges away and like try and get away from the fire did i retrieve my hit uh you could have yeah well you you actually haven't yet because it's in like with a pile of stuff that they took off so okay does it have to be on me for me to activate its magical property yes okay because it is one of my attuned items so i wasn't sure that was something

[02:29:57] that i i will say as people are well fuck boys sorry well then i will just hurl my gloom blade like some kind of it hasn't some kind of bitch some kind of bitch i should show you one of other videos because it's just like hi how you doing there bitches okay so that is nine nine 14 how 14 do uh that is not

[02:30:27] it sorry i have it for that what is it called favored by the gods i can add two type four is

[02:30:59] that thing you can do daily or uh yes it is one stay gotcha once per long rest i add seven okay do i hit yes fantastic 10

[02:31:40] points of psychic damage damn okay did i will throw my dagger with hit on the end of it so it's more of like you're throwing a hammer i'm throwing a makeshift hammer makeshift hammer

[02:32:11] still just the one guy the one the one stealth yes same stealth this is being natural 20 yes it is i rolled one of those ones at disadvantage so i get to double my back four nice at least it is four there you go uh so that is eight nineteen

[02:32:41] eleven eleven points of bludgeoning thing jesus i guess turns into twenty-two since it is vulnerable to bludgeoning it's pretty legit wait so you're right i thought you said that we're not he's not vulnerable no bludgeoning they are vulnerable to not they're not resistant to piercing but they are still vulnerable to um so yeah you kill him you kill him with his friend's skull just goes right through they both cancel each other

[02:33:11] out both their skulls shatter into bits mine them so punk uh so yeah you've lost chicken with a night from murdering the one stuff that's still there is going to charge at you yes mistake yeah our class is back down to 14 yeah it definitely hits you um

[02:33:41] cause like i rolled 17 so 17 plus 6 doesn't matter it's high yeah yeah you don't need to do the math well he does need to do math because if it was still if my ac was still 17 uh and he did

[02:34:21] so summer died yep 17 sir 17 is enough so you stand your ground from an assault of 14 slashing and 9 bludgeoning okay so 14 slashing and 9 bludgeoning is uh 23 yeah okay but now he's all up in your grill but it's the end of his turn and minervo

[02:34:51] is now furiously trying to fiddle around with me no it's not the time he's actually he's using some of the he was really excited for the sky road stick oh oh oh oh oh god i can't hear that you're welcome and fuck you too um so minervo is uh actually like using his his roguishness and untying the the bonds

[02:35:21] of the uh that like keep the the walls of this cage together um unfortunately his tool kit is over in the pile of gear i was gonna say i don't know if he has any of your gear um so he's just basically i guess he's using a uh he actually does pretty well uh yeah actually he

[02:35:52] oh i did it i'm like laying on the ground yay good job bro let me help you i'm fine at least it wasn't me this time you right you right uh so that's his turn is basically helping you like opening the like untying the bonds now that he was free and helping you so it's your turn now sir so did he basically like use his bonus action to help me to my feet basically okay yeah

[02:36:22] cool and so you can go and grab some some of your gear which is like just nearby like it's like right next to the cage mm-hmm okay um nox is in melee with one of them right now yeah he just you saw him just like take a whole wallop after decking two of them okay nox is a glass cannon yeah this is fair um oh man you know if any of

[02:36:52] you guys actually like fail like a like um like that strength save you'd be like yeah yeah absolutely i think i mean i might need to get some real armor what do you have now leather well i think it might be plether though it might be all right so what are you doing seven wait i don't have armor because i'm a barbarian that's right um

[02:37:22] regardless uh so what i'm doing is so the um the cage has been disassembled well the part of it has been enough for you guys both to get out you can easily get out of the cage that's what minervo did for his turn yes he took one wall down yeah cool i'm going to pick up the wall and throw it at the enemy all right i might i might pick up the wall and just charge him with it he does that and you just like realize

[02:37:51] like wait now that i'm up now that i'm like i'm bound i could just i could have just pick in this pick this up i was dead at the time you were you were dead at the time because minervo went first he like kind of just some hat part of the part of the the cage that you could have easily used as like a bear like kind of like because you could have let you it was heavy enough for minervo to pick up but it was light enough for you to pick up okay so um now you have like half a wall like you have three sides of a cage and like the roof but there's

[02:38:21] no like bottom of the cage no it was just dirt like they basically just embedded it into the ground okay then yeah i'm just gonna pick it up i'm gonna pick it up and just run at the guy okay and see how that goes so do i roll to pick up uh make a strike just to see i'm doing a dice prison i don't know how the other one got out of dice prison i don't remember which one of you it was oh it was you no that's not that um

[02:38:58] sixteen yes yeah that's fine okay cool so i am able to like it was it was embedded in the ground you managed to pull it cool so i pick up this bone cage and i'm going to just charge at this guy with the intent of just smacking my bone against his bone yeah yep you're going to cross bones with him of course i am you're in the bone zone yeah okay so um i'm so sorry croaker

[02:39:27] you're not say hello to my big bone what was that from the game it's from uh something of the damned it's a shadow of the damned yeah okay what am i rolling for this is this just a melee attack melee attack yeah this is a charge technically how do charges work charging um should just why is it not in the why is that not a rule on this fucking like i don't know if charging gives a benefit charging doesn't

[02:39:56] exist if i then why do the fucking stealthos have charge because they because the people who wrote this supplement gave it to them okay they invented it for them i mean technically charging does exist but it is a very specific ability for like one subclass okay so it's a so it's a class featured okay i has question then yes what type of okay i'm using this as an improvised weapon yeah how much dice as an improvised

[02:40:26] weapon is this cage i'd say probably like a diet okay like it's a lot it's a lot of bones okay so then it's essentially a great club yeah so i'm going to pick up this cage run towards you're using a battering ram bones yes like rib cages and stuff like that yes and whether minervo is still in it or not so the way i saw it you correct me i kind of saw you like picking like lift it up but because there's like one of the walls is missing you just kind

[02:40:56] of like lift it up so that like one of the walls was now a roof and the roof is now the battery from the side yes yes i could do that so i push it over and then pick it up and i kind of like the idea that like minervo is just caught in it like he's like oh oh oh like he's having to like help you i'm kind of tempted to just swing it down with minervo in there now do it okay so yes i'm using it as an improvised weapon let's see so just minervo's weight it's actually helping yes exactly

[02:41:26] can i roll above a 10 please just just once okay um 13 that's not enough to i didn't mark down no i didn't no i used the previous one so no i do not have it no it does not hit damn so i go to swing it and it collapses in my hands and i just have the two bones that i was holding on to which swing on either side and get stuck in

[02:41:56] the sand and minervo's just in a pile of bones yes he just he falls apart behind me yeah um god i almost want to make him like roll a straight save just because like if he's holding it from the back like catapult him could roll um roll odds or evens if he lands behind me you could roll odds or even see if he landed behind me or ahead of me well i'm gonna see if he survived

[02:42:28] he's a rogue yeah so he doesn't need a strength modifier generally so he definitely didn't get past the dex the dice check for the strength modifier to be tossed 10 feet so he's definitely going over like you you go to like you like smash and unfortunately like you're like huh that didn't work and then over your head like oh like behind so he's technically flaked the stealth

[02:42:57] yes but he's telling so much that he couldn't like control himself and use it as an attack because he flailed okay cool so he is also prone in the dirt over on the other side yes so you can just put there actually isn't one for him he will just take over this guy yeah take over the sword yeah take over that guy he's like 10 feet over 10 feet over where you were at but he's on the other side though which I guess is by the cage well I picked up the cage and went ha ha yeah and then he went over there

[02:43:27] so yeah he's about like yeah about that that's about yeah so yeah next up is gonna be I go pantomiming this with sound effects and no one is seeing it's so top of the round I guess that's nox because Mido is still Mido is rolling away kind of like slowly rolling away from the fire because Kokiri and fire do not mix fair even if they are in their flesh form right now

[02:43:56] bonus action summon the gloom blade back to my hand okay is it just a one and done you had it before did you not I threw it oh I wasn't in for that you were in the bathroom yes yeah because I threw that first and then I threw the dagger with the head on the end of it nice yeah okay so there's one right up in your face yep yep but I have the gloom blade

[02:44:26] in my hand so I'm going to drop to a knee and slash at his legs with a defensive flourish to try to deflect any incoming strikes okay does a 16 hit 16 will hit okay

[02:45:03] so 12 points of psychic damage okay and I will expend my last bardic inspiration for my defensive flourish so that gives me a 6 to throw on that 5 so plus 5 so 17 that's 5 more AC as well and that's 5 more AC for me jesus so you were 17 now you're no I was 14 now I'm

[02:45:33] 19 19 okay all right sorry my AC jumps all over the place yeah it's good I have your static on the other side of the helmet I just keep changing the modifier this is actually working really well this is almost better than typing in things for sure so do you have another attack though

[02:46:10] versus nox since he's right there and that is going to be a 25 so yes that is good age what's my AC currently 19 and I rolled 19 shield will not do it damn yet all right well I'm dead are you oh yeah let's see 14 yeah dead shit mm-hmm hey it's all

[02:46:40] you yeah yeah you're down you're cut down so let's put your skull here he's not dead dead no no he's down I'll just lay the chicken down isn't like he's down so I guess I gotta do my first death save do you do it immediately I think so yeah you do the first one at least

[02:47:10] and that's a constitution nope it's just a straight 20 oh and what is the there's nothing on 10 or above is a success anything below 10 is a failure gotcha and I rolled an 8 fuck it's okay okay so first first failure yep yeah I'll just just first next next to the skull so next up is gonna

[02:47:40] be Minervo he is gonna shake that off like shake off the and get up basically this is a bonus action yep and then he has no fucking stuff on him he can move he is gonna move and there's probably shattered bones all over the place yeah there's a there's a knife with a head on the end of it there is and it should be right by where he is yep so he

[02:48:09] is going to grab onto that and just gonna try and like and he's he's this creature is technically flanked yeah does that mean anything for me yeah it's advantage yeah so he's gonna take advantage as he's going to try and like like sock him wait hang on I did also I did say that when the skull knife hit the other guy's skull both of them shattered so it's just a

[02:48:39] knife still he can still slash him still he can use sneak attack that's true he's a swashbuckler rogue does I think that rogues are rogues and they get sneak attack I thought that negated that okay as far as I know I can check I got the book right here I mean the monster the stuff is technically preoccupied so it

[02:49:09] doesn't see him there so beginning at first level you have sneak attack okay and he's level four yep so he's 2-6 damage with his sneak attack okay so additionally on top of whatever the weapon is on top of a die four damage yeah a die four plus his dexterity and the sneak attack damage doesn't get

[02:49:39] influenced by weakness modifiers or not is the proficiency also added into the dexterity to hit yeah to hit is that also for damage or is that just no just to hit gotcha all right we'll see how he does okay so minervo comes at it with the slash

[02:50:09] yeah easily hits he does actually land the hit so that's going to be a die four plus two die six yes though Dave saying that makes me wonder whether or not he is of the same damage type as the weapon used yeah because I have him he like minervo has a dagger that's die six I'd assume it's the same because like I'm wondering why my daggers are die four hmm because

[02:50:39] that's what is in the core book and that's what I pulled from that's weird a short sword is a die six and hand axes are die six I gotta fix this character yeah I had a physical character sheet for him but I can't find it I've just been relying on the PDF I had so die four plus two die six

[02:51:09] yep and it's probably of all the same damage type probably definitely maybe it seems to be slashing piercing piercing okay well is there any there's no strength on dexterity that's good because it's a finesse weapon yep in that case yeah damn he's doing yeah he's gonna land

[02:51:40] 12 damage to the back of this guy let's hit balls pretty damn good so actually hang on fuck that kills him minervo that kill stealing bitch yep every fucking time yeah the guy you're dead so you weren't gonna take it and then he begins like and then like right the like the

[02:52:10] part of the blade goes through his like the forehead or like through his nostril and then like he just like pulls the head off it's like oh I got you I got you cuz I got you oh kinda this world that he comes from is weird these sayings that he has oh are you okay these music are like swashbuckling sayings how about you it's

[02:52:42] hard to do that with yeah yeah he stabs through the back of the skull kills the stealthos and then Mito's like somebody cut it out oh yeah you're probably gonna do that I'll go over and get my hand axe and then I guess somebody should try and heal oh no

[02:53:11] I was that Mito is not the one that has healing right no does Minervo have healing I'm checking I don't think he does he does either he's got regardless you don't want to do medicine regardless can't anyone get someone up from a down

[02:53:47] healing spell I'm just gonna see if I can pull up the Kokiri and see if default Kokiri have any do you have any healing potions on your person oh I got an idea doesn't like explorer packs or something come with healing potions or no some some characters start with them Kokiri by default small fey do have spell casting

[02:54:18] they mend mend they do have cure wounds they do have even Mido can do spells because he's a default he's a default Kokiri so he can perform cure wounds on you that's good so yeah he like after you cut him he begins

[02:54:48] conducting the or like kind of doing a couple of hand gestures and using material what's going on keep going the glowing green stuff magic heels okay roll the die six yep stop dawdling I just rolled my third death save six okay just for shits and google what was that last save rolled a two

[02:55:17] oh nice three death saves three death death saves in a row yep no successes oh my god but fortunately Mito was there like just like concentrating and like glowing green plant life begins like kind of like growing around uh nox as uh as the Kokiri magics began actually like activating

[02:55:47] and healing and uh yeah you were like you meanwhile in your mind like like your soul was being like it was in a black void and things were grasping up at you like large like writhing hands were coming up after you not unlike those dead hands you faced earlier in like the previous day and then my gods why have you forsaken me and then there was a green light from above and and uh

[02:56:17] down came Hal Jordan and then the soft embrace of a vine says it pulled you back up away from the hands uh and then you were and then you heard nox wake up nox wake up wait nox wake up

[02:56:49] nox finally yes it worked it actually worked hell yeah been a while since I've done magic usually the warrior type I saw the dark there were so many hands well you feel better he just like slaps his back and it does enough damage to put back and then the hands get fortunately that was his only spell that he

[02:57:19] could use that day once per day but yeah so I'm writing a note buy potions I thought you were going to say buy pants I don't know pants oh I miss that character idea anyways um so yeah you guys can root root around with the stealth and like their little camp and it was basically just like the remains of what

[02:57:49] they probably had as a camp and all their weapons are like rusty and crappy basically yeah wonderful there is being encampment we stay here um yeah so they are all all the swords are rusty uh Mido doesn't I mean I commend right like blades like they should be valid yes probably make them better probably uh and you actually like you're looking around there's enough you were saying they

[02:58:19] they were very scripts of armor yes they were of like a soldier like a like a guard like town guard or soldier like there's a helmet there like part of a chain mail like collectively you could probably make a full set of chain mail can you fix this I can give it the old uh Kalkiri try it would be fantastic I love how this is like Mido's voice now it is now canonically if I ever go back to playing Ocarina Times this is gonna be how I'm reading

[02:58:49] his things I can't believe sorry is your favorite I can't believe you're sorry's favorite what I do I mean it works it's a little red green but it's fine a mix of the red green and green red green and um the guy does Aflac uh Aflac like uh Yago the guy does Iago oh I can't remember that guy uh fuck

[02:59:18] that's not it which is funny because I've been editing your Balthasar games where there is the Yago the Aladdin analogies and stuff like that and we do mention it in those games but regardless that guy yes um yeah within like if you guys are taking a break like taking like a short rest um at this uh yeah we probably need it just a little bit there's a

[02:59:48] fire so if you have any like provisions or you can like do a little fishing or catch some fish and then roast them why are you looking at me to do that I mean me I'm just why are you looking at the fish man at the end of the table parallel like like perpidiculate I know I know like Minervo goes out oh let me just go get some fish some fish um um yeah so uh yeah Mito is able to get you basically a very

[03:00:18] basic set of like okay so what I'm looking for is chainmail shirt single pauldron gone for left arm yeah he's able to get you at least the pauldron and the um I think yeah even like model wise I think the style forces in this era have gloves so yeah he's able to mend one good glove and like a shirt of chainmail and one of the pauldrons the week three

[03:00:48] is essentially a chain shirt yeah it's a chain shirt fantastic um and Minervo goes for a little bit of fishing um and uh comes back with the let's see how much how many fish he comes back with well he comes back with two trout like two river trout um they're like maybe like a pound or two so I was joking I would happily fish with him I don't care

[03:01:19] um you're too busy using your wood cutting to like get more firewood fine like Gilbert Godfrey just the guy's name Gilbert Godfrey I was in here googling that uh but yeah so you guys get a short rest uh you guys can uh chow down on some food um heck Mido can actually yeah so Mido spends most of his time mending basically to mend uh some of the armor and some he's actually able to mend some of the swords so they're actually no longer like chipped or rusted and such

[03:01:48] what do they turn into just standard like guard sword like like hylian long swords they're just standard like not plus anything on them no okay mm-hmm I can't I collect up my my knives yeah because it is intelligent to um since I use them old freaking I guess the short rest is about like an hour or two it's about an hour but I need a long rest yeah okay so how long is the long rest

[03:02:18] why don't you take a long rest when we get back to the carriage we're not staying here for eight hours you guys do know that like you'll easily be able to get back six hit points we take a short rest get some hit back go why not because we took a short rest at the beginning of the beginning of the session and I use all of my hit dice to get back what I had oh which was still not full well okay the options are there started this

[03:02:48] game at six hit points and now I'm at six hit points again of course you are um okay then the options are either we stay here for eight hours while you heal or we just risk it and just head out following the branch back yeah I will say like you guys will be back within a short time like if you're because you're going to you have the vine still like nothing happened to the vine so you'll be able to like immediately go back to the way though you might have to deal with the wolfos you're not sure

[03:03:19] it's up to you I mean you could talk you could touch vine and talk to him yes that's true find out what things are like on the other end yeah I'll go do that okay oh hey you're back what's going on a lot of things a lot of things actually I almost died Knox almost died but we're fine how are you oh we're fine here yeah yeah we've had an issue

[03:03:49] with that lab there but we took care of it what kind of an issue oh don't worry when you get back here we go he's no he's no longer around alrighty then um so do you mind waiting there for eight hours or should we just head back now you got the vibe you can just it won't take more than like a few

[03:04:19] won't take more than at least half an hour to get back okay just because some of us are very injured I'll be back in a moment um click I don't know how to undo this see ya and he's like as soon as you let go yeah and they'll return to the camp and inform them that they're fine um the other guard was probably murdered um but they seem to be fine and it shouldn't

[03:04:49] take more than a half hour to walk back along the vine so with that information what do you want to do with it well as long as it is safe back there then I have no problem going big to big to wagon you could sleep in back of wagon I suppose so long as you don't let anybody burn wagon down then I will survive yeah you'd be fine also you may want to give him back his hat or you may want to get your

[03:05:18] hat back my hat I forgot I was wearing it this whole time I don't think you were I think it was in the pile yeah either way I will give it to him okay um yeah you guys after like a short rest you guys take the vine and are led back quickly very like effortlessly like um like there's no other issues or no no no problems you come across when as you're

[03:05:48] traveling because you've got the vine and you return back to the the wagon and um uh well the wagon is there um with uh with the great tree sprout inside and uh fight uh fado is just um kind of sweeping around like cleaning up some stuff around the uh around the little clearing you guys are staying in um you just make or you guys with your past perceptions there's some kind of stain on the ground

[03:06:18] that she's like kind of putting like leaves and dirt and stuff on what color is the stain it's dark okay and they're like oh good you're back so where's our guard friend oh well he he he you know anybody who comes into the forest will be lost everybody will become a staffos everybody will become

[03:06:48] a staffos if they go they get lost in lost woods she smiles that's creepy there's like a little bit of blood on her like her skirt here's your dagger back it's like looks like it was cleaned recently it's cleaner than when you hand it to her it's been cleaned and boiled yeah thank you I will pay a turn on top of head good girl and then

[03:07:17] I will climb in back of wagon and me you look like you've seen the back end of staffos and the front and their blades that is accurate rough customs those ones it was a four total well I had to solo one you soloed one you soloed two though two and a half kind of you had already fought no I didn't

[03:07:47] no you hadn't I got the absolute shit kicked out of me by both of them yes but you rolled initiative they got the drop on me and Mito that does not surprise me at all what are you talking about yeah it was kind of pathetic really actually he is the world I just realized Mito I'm voicing Mito as Krullin that's what I'm doing yeah you are is it just because he's short no it's just because like the voice

[03:08:16] the crackly the crackly the crackly like higher pitch gravely voice he's Krullin yeah and he has a destructo disc wait what so yeah you guys can no Aaron fuck you he does no I did actually look at his like what do they have for like spells destructor disc oh cool minor illusion so they have they could have a destructor disc it just wouldn't do

[03:08:46] anything yeah no they have tensors floating disc but they can throw it yeah it's a model they can throw nice it's called tensors sharpened disc yeah does force damage weirdly enough actually that would make force yeah yeah but uh yeah um who's as you're doing a long rest and uh like it's gonna it's starting to get dark at this point definitely starting to get

[03:09:16] dark at this point um uh the deku the deku tree sprout and uh and mido and fado are like uh so uh they're they're like all right so i guess we can set up a camp here uh and we'll just have to keep an eye out who wants first watch that will be minervo oh as both of us are mido also take second watch as both of us are like covered in wounds mido's like don't worry minervo i'll i'll i'll be your uh i'll be the second here

[03:09:45] okay so yeah minervo will go through let's see how minervo does his turn so suddenly six stall folks jump out of woods he actually like you just left for like a few minutes and then you just suddenly hear the i'm not even getting out of bed i don't care

[03:10:15] it's all on you i'm not even gonna i'm not bed i don't care the founder is just right there it's like oh new stealth oses on the way that's not horrifying so i'm gonna roll up a new character now as i get executed all right well good fortune uh on neither the first or second watch nothing happens good

[03:10:46] uh it is a rather quiet rest of the evening well third watch when i take over perhaps because of the magics of the of the decoistro and the fact that like now that he's in his element like the the trees the forest itself is kind of keeping this area kind of safer yeah um you are you actually on your third watch like you're basically the morning watch yeah um you get out um no no required just because of getting passing so

[03:11:16] you don't want me to roll a one that's why i'll do it um you do see like a couple of bunnies and some squirrels like run like run around nearby um and some like birds chirping in the in around the trees and like that's is it like noticeably nicer yeah was the other day yeah it's actually nicer around where you guys are specifically um so it does seem like it's actually pretty pretty nice out here nice um and uh we're in the middle of a disney movie

[03:11:45] right here kind of yeah um and uh yeah the next thing up is uh morning morning comes and you guys are uh refreshed a little bit better off i hope yes well a long rest gives me back full hit points all of the uses of my uh bardic inspiration all of the hit dice for healing on a short rest

[03:12:14] uh refreshes my favored by the gods and resets my spell slot okay i get health and rage super simple good i know well you also get replenished hit dice if i use them but i didn't uh but yeah so you guys um continue on uh on your journey through

[03:12:44] the the the new lost woods to the final destination of uh the great deku tree spartling and my armor class is now normally 16 oh because you got the other armor that actually as you guys are traveling uh you guys do notice something peculiar about the kokiri children something additionally peculiar yes more more peculiar um specifically

[03:13:14] mido has bunny ears i'm sorry yeah um like he's just like he's like sitting there on like the wagon like uh like as you guys are like going to look look look up at him or notice him on your travels uh for like the next few hours uh you know it's like he has bunny ears and and uh are they like the color of his hair are they white no they're like they're like a brownish like kind of color like they're a little bit like his like his hair like his hair is kind of

[03:13:44] like reddish brown like reddish brown uh and they're about that the fur is about that color okay uh and um uh Fado is starting to develop feathers on her on her arms okay uh you guys okay by the way hmm uh yes oh these yeah oh yeah it's well uh and then at this point

[03:14:14] the sprout the tree the deco tree sprout is like well don't see we're uh we're entering a new a new biome of lost woods we're entering a new cycle in the lost woods so my children are going to be changing to something a little something a little bit different a little bit more accommodating to the uh the new region no longer will they be eternal children they're going to be they're going to be sound like woodland creatures likely this time oh well that's unfortunate

[03:14:43] is that a thing well um it is now fuck you in yeah so there are no kokiri in the downfall timeline or in the in the in the in the in the lost um uh the fallen hero in the fallen hero timeline but in link to the past when you go to the lost woods where the deco tree and the sword or the where the master sword and stuff is kept there's all these woodland creatures so i'm kind of interpreting that as the kokiri became woodland creatures okay

[03:15:13] to like just watch basically like to watch over the area yeah because even though they're watching over the the master sword like they did like the like the uh the kokiri do and or the uh the koroks do in breath of wildy oh yeah they do you're right yeah and and it is also established in in um because i think in echo of wisdom which is the newest one of the fallen hero timeline uh because it's like after a few generations after link to the past and like between worlds

[03:15:42] um there's the great deku tree but there's no kokiri as far as I know so yeah it became from in my interpretation the kokiri changed changed forms uh depending on where they well like depending on the the age or like the location where they've moved around and such mm-hmm okay yeah well before they fully change i want to shake their hand and give them the hug oh um we literally would not have made it if you guys didn't

[03:16:12] weren't here you've saved us on multiple occasions i would be dead oh that's that's my academy like the that's uh me uh me do uh is like yeah like like hugs you guys and like fado is like oh and i'm so glad you guys didn't become stalfosis like everyone else becomes stalfosis in lost woods it was very close we almost did i know i sensed it you sensed our almost death

[03:16:43] yes you're creepy but i still like you it's fine so yeah more some more time goes by um the the woods kind of give way you guys had to cross uh there's a shallow area where you had like cross a water like or like there's that river that you were that you came across earlier um there's like a shallow spot where you can like go across like basically forging the river no in a way um as you are approaching that area it's like oh we're all uh all right let's i can

[03:17:13] sense it we're almost done we're almost done our trek here um i need you guys to roll me a perception test i'll happily fail for you hell yeah that's one actually did holy shit this is where i roll good uh nine and four thirteen thirteen uh okay um yeah uh you actually i guess this academy is appropriate um the zora um uh

[03:17:43] severed you you're kind of on lookout looking around like trying to help the the because it's shallow water but like it's still the wagon still gonna need some a push yeah and then you hear you sense something kind of in the water like vibrations in the waves and stuff and you like look back and you see something coming from like from the deeper part and it looks kind of green and scaly and uh it pokes its its its surfaces a little bit and you see like fins for like on the side of its face and it looks like almost like kind of like a grotesque reptilian

[03:18:11] creature um but their its eyes are familiar like they look almost zora like like a zora's eyes and then it's about to like leap it looks like it's about to leap up and attack okay but it's like very far off but i could tell that it's wanting to attack yeah okay well i'll warn them that there is there's some weird lizard in the water i'll be

[03:18:41] right back and as i grab my javelin i guess battle axe might work in the water i don't know dual hand axes i haven't used those much i'm using those and would you like to range oh yeah i did get a long rest you want to hold off until like you maybe like see what this creature's doing do this thing i'm going to see if he's friendly or not yeah i don't think he will be but i'm at least going to investigate

[03:19:10] fair with dual axes in hand running through hip deep water as if i'm running on the speed of like just on flat land okay probably dragging the axes in the water a bit to make a little bit of a rooster tail behind me he is just he lunges up and you see kind of this scaly humanoid like almost like a creature from the black lagoon sort of thing for you outside of the game this like large

[03:19:40] kind of like reptilian humanoid god it's not exactly a zora but like there's features in there that kind of seem familiar to you and to your kind it's like a zora if they were really ugly like batrygian lips frog lips and it opens up these massive jaws and it unleashes a fireball unexpected so yeah it unleashes a fireball at you okay

[03:20:09] at when I was how far away from him like let's see what's that distance oh like about 30 50 feet okay so yeah okay can I avoid it or is he just attacking my AC and we're rolling initiative oh yeah you can well you you were aware of it so it couldn't sneak up on you so like you can you can try and defend against like try and do a dexterity to get out of the way a dexterity save to get out of the way

[03:20:40] just a flat dexterity saving yeah just for this one because it wasn't exactly a surprise of that because you were aware of it yep 16 16 yep okay yeah you leap out of the way and there's just like an explosion in the water like a depth charge kind of boils the water a little bit but and then it gets closer and like as because like it goes back in the water so it's continuing approaching and then it kind of stops and I was like

[03:21:09] hey what are you what am I what are you as I point at him with one of my accents I'm a Zora fuck you I'm a Zora no you're not no you're not you look like one of you look like one of those pipsqueak things that uh that uh nice bro you don't think very good it's like you're like one of those uh you're like one of those

[03:21:39] before Zora no no but now Zora what before Zora are you talking about there were like the he like he like he's like trying to think so wait um in in Breath of the Wild they called the elephant Rito Ruto Ruto yeah and wasn't that named after uh Princess Ruto from this

[03:22:09] uh she's from it was named after an ancestor of the of the like an ancestral queen of the Zora in Ut yeah wasn't Princess Ruto was Ruto was yeah was the Queen Ruto in after the like in this timeline yeah yes but remember this I'm bringing that up just because I'm I'm going to mention um like as in the the past from like the time of Queen Ruto or whatever of Goddess Ruto

[03:22:38] I would probably refer to her as right yeah um he's like Ruto uh he like he like looks for a second or he kind of like thinks for a second it's like I remember something like that someone of importance but there are no more no more Zoro like you

[03:23:09] it's just like us well where I'm from there's no Zoro like you just Zoro like me I'm not from around here you see oh okay you can make a diplomacy or something try to like try to navigate this is diplomacy a thing sorry I mean like persuade persuade thing I think we're going to lose Aaron oh yeah a little bit yeah I just want to have this last little encounter 18

[03:23:39] 18 yeah he just like has stops for a moment it's like I thought all of us became I thought all yous became one of us except for Rudos sounds so you're one of Rudos uh no I'm a follower of Rudos Rudos is our goddess okay from where I'm from we may come

[03:24:09] from you well we we're from here the rivers where are you from I'm ocean right I mean technically yeah you'd be considered an ocean man I'm from the ocean oh oh Sean what is that like a big river it's a very really wide river what you can't even see the other sides bro

[03:24:40] no you're pulling my fin I'm not you should come with me I'll show you so I have to stand on another character we can't even bring him hold into my chamber I will say you guys were able to bring horses to the shunting it does work on holding hands the physical contact will allow for somebody to come with the shunting

[03:25:23] I I got crossbow ready he's like shoots me in the back again I was gonna say like from the through Minervo's vision it's just

[03:26:01] do you have a name am I putting you on the spot to create a name for this character that you had no intention of making a name for you can call him or something give him an orc name they seem like they would probably have an orc there are names for these things there are some name characters in the games I believe in some of the 2D ones

[03:26:32] wow thanks Zelda.wiki what there's Evlerzora Geozard Laruto Oldzora Prince and Riverzora great love it his name is Rivar no I'm gonna say his name is Dosk like D-O-S-K okay names names Dosk names Severn

[03:27:02] good to meet you what's the handshake of the Zora do they ever do one no I don't think so maybe they got fins they just cross fins yeah it's like a forearm bump kind of deal so you talk a little bit with him basically kind of like lulled him into a sense of security like you pacify the situation yes I'll give a thumbs up to

[03:27:32] the guys behind me so they can continue crossing the river did you get a warhammer and name it the pacifier you will know why what are you talking about okay fine and yeah Doc basically said like like says that like the Zora like you what ways back

[03:28:01] so like some time ago started changing and like started becoming more brutish and more more they just started changing into something a little bit more brutish and and and strong at least from his point of view and it must be descendants of mine as a result of some fight that was going on by people from

[03:28:31] not from the rivers and some kind of like there were some birds fucked up is that birds right those them flying things yes I don't know why I think

[03:29:01] that guy was lying to me not lie oh I heard that all right well I'm gonna I guess I'm gonna go you you you're not staying in our river right we're just passing the river okay I'll let Queenie know that you're not you're leaving we are friend friend friend friend weird zora give him another handshake

[03:29:31] yes and then Das swims off down the river and away from you guys cool and you guys cross the river and like Minerva was oh what was believe it or not he was also a zora that ugly thing right but he shot a fireball at him I saw that it

[03:30:01] was pretty cool I really shoot a crossbow at him I'm glad you didn't you would have hit me hey and this goes on on on the side of the river Zadaska is not going to be coming to the party and you guys continue on through the woods and eventually you come to a spot in the woods where there's some older massive logs toppled over and some old trees massive trees toppled over and

[03:30:31] you guys get into the nook of these dead falls these massive dead falls I unless they need to be found yeah we got lost like five feet away from the carriage before so I think you're good and safe here yeah that's the magics of the lost woods it's our greatest strength but it can also be our greatest weakness sometimes how do you guys

[03:31:00] manage to navigate it without getting lost oh I mean I'm I'm connected to the root systems of the lost woods of course but I met your children well they're connected to me through like the magics so like they can always find their way I see and those that have our blessing can usually get the way I mean for you guys I had to like extend one of my limbs for you which I appreciate by the way I'm so I'm very glad it was somebody trying to chop chop the line I heard I saw I felt something bad happening

[03:31:29] get a star folks well that'd do it yeah well I think we're about where we need to be so we just gotta you can just like lift me up I can detach from the wagon here and we can just plop me over there and points to like a particular clearing in the grotto where there's like a hill I think that's a good spot to set roots down properly looks good to be I got you

[03:31:59] Minerva also oh this is a big trunk big sample no role required you take some doing some grunt work but you just get them situated there like transplanted basically yes at this point actually do we actually have to dig him out or does he root himself no he roots himself in he all you see are

[03:32:29] woodland creatures no the birds there's some birds in the trees and some chipmunks and squirrels and rabbits in the grass around near the trees and stuff I was like ah it looks like the sackle is starting anew my children have been reborn as their new forms and we'll be safe here until the next sackle and hopefully once all that business out there beyond gets settled

[03:32:59] we can safeguard our safeguard the true power I wish you will do the best of luck with that I appreciate I appreciate all that you've helped with us and going all through the struggle I just realized fucking Dampay Jr. has been here with you guys the whole time the whole kid I guess he's staying here now he's gonna have to where do I go oh completely forgot about you

[03:33:28] I was gonna say that he was sleeping for a lot of it and he was just hiding inside the inside the this whole time because I totally gapped on him yeah because we saved him and then just brought him why did he stick with us I don't remember because it was safer than being in the undead like infested and he didn't have anywhere to go yeah his parents his family was killed in the Kakariko slaughter and such yeah yeah and it's like I guess I'll I guess I can stay here for now

[03:33:58] and the Dictionary is like don't worry I'll keep you safe until I find some Hylians passing by they can take care of yeah you sure he'll be safe here yeah he'll be safe we got I got we got food and water for him we can take care of well just to be safe I'm tempted to give him my replica Hylian shield even though it was just given to me okay that's fair because like

[03:34:27] he needs something to defend himself what else do I have I could give him a Gerudo Scimitar as well that he'll grow into it yeah load this child up with weapons yeah a little bird like lands on his shoulder and like the dick is like hey I fatto he's not becoming a stout host

[03:34:59] immediately wants to murder him immediately chirps like chirps something and then like flies away yeah she turned into a raven perhaps yeah something like that something dark yeah weirdly enough she still has her like hair buns as a crow it's just like the way the feathers are yeah but yeah you guys as you guys are kind of are helping kind of setting things up and like

[03:35:28] things are kind of in a lull you start feeling that feeling from the chain of eras it is time to transfer to a new location I wonder if it would be safer to bring the kid with us to an entirely different location period I could give him the option did you ask him yeah I that would be really cool but I feel

[03:35:58] like I feel like I need to stay here as your choice then maybe I'll try and maybe when I'm a little older and a little stronger I'll try and see if I can get some find some other Hylians and we'll start a new Kakariko village somewhere safe perhaps south of this forest perhaps on this side of the castle town where castle town will be rebuilt and all

[03:36:28] that stuff and maybe I'll take care of the cemetery again in the future my children's children will take care of the cemetery in the future that seems great it's nice to meet you guys thanks for saving me from those read ads you're very welcome that's what we're here for we're heroes wow and yeah if you guys aren't going to fight the shunting if you aren't going to fight the child if you're not going to fight this feeling anymore

[03:36:59] the shunt the effects the magical effects of the chain of arrows will shunt you guys to your next adventure one second I don't remember was the kid able to fight at all before he was running hiding he had a redead mask did you take his redead mask or take a redead mask because he was using one because for the most part he was using it as camouflage among redeads yes he was I wrote down that I have three of them if he doesn't have one anymore

[03:37:28] I will give him one no he still has one but yes regardless in regards to the shunting I do want to resist it a bit just because I kind of want to show him at least a little bit of how to use a sword because if he's living in the forest with a tree and forest critters he's not necessarily going to know how to defend himself so I at least want to give him the absolute basics just in case I do need you to make a wisdom save save

[03:38:01] very wise stay on wisdom 16 no 17 okay 17 you were able to resist it you do take one harm that's fine as it is kind of like it's like resisting reality

[03:38:29] our Aaron is is Knox going to resist the shunting effects I think Aaron doesn't want to resist okay well do you have a reason to stay here right now let me let me bring you to speed do you know what's going on right now because you were sleeping a little bit a little bit okay we delivered the sapling he's rooted the kokiri turned into critters we realized that Dampage child was with us the whole time Dampage Dampage nephew basically

[03:38:59] Dampage junior was in the wagon the whole time we forgot that he was there I gave him the option to go with us he said that he feels more comfortable staying here okay and so I told him I gave him a seminar one of the four that we have and I'm resisting the shunt specifically to just show him a little bit of how to use it just in case he needs to defend himself at some point well we need to try to get some shopping and at some point there's nothing here we're in the middle of the forest yeah you're in the middle of the forest in a

[03:39:29] post-war world if you want to gather some there are no longer koroks they're now woodland creatures in this era if you want to gather some deku nuts and you can gather some of that stuff but you'll have to resist the shunting effect well there's no point in resisting the shunting effect because I need magic weapons Minervo's gone Minervo's like oh

[03:39:59] oh Minervo's gone I say we stay indefinitely resist until we die you take like one or two like health like health points and just keep taking like potions or whatever just keep healing them it will get worse the more it's basically like come on hello listen get over here yeah it basically becomes like a scorpion like get over here

[03:40:29] it's a chain with a with a kool-a-an and act as a chain through time the length and time yeah it looks pretty good yeah so are you more resisting the shunting effects for now just for the sake of pissing off Minervo worth it so Minervo's gonna be the first one to show up for whatever you guys are doing as we've established

[03:41:00] yeah I guess I need to get up on my horse then get up on my high horse and then you are resisting so you're teaching Minervo um not Minervo you're teaching Dampe yes junior so I guess make a let's have this be a persuasion or I guess this would be like an intelligence check for basically for you to teach him something I wonder what it would be would it

[03:41:30] be like performance because I'm wanting to like show it correctly yes absolutely it would be performance okay I think it's pretty good uh 17 17 nice yeah no Dampe's getting he's a pretty fast learner he gets the hang of it okay uh another like after like an hour or two like you feel the shunting like a wave of it happening again so like are you gonna resist

[03:42:00] or are you gonna are you going to uh just go with it yep i was basically showing him with this the owners of this wagon turned into woodland creatures yep so we can

[03:42:32] and yeah um you guys both feel like the tug and the pulling you're shunted to the next timeline um so but visually i was like showing him

[03:43:03] oh oh must be the monster so you're just like all right now try to cut through me like i time it at the perfect time yeah anyway yeah you guys uh i

[03:43:36] mr sword yeah with that that's that's where we're gonna draw the lost woods migration adventure to a close we'll see how where you guys end up next time the legend of zelda links in the chain comments questions suggestions how'd you guys like this one oh pain very

[03:44:05] ow much ow they're as much a glass as the the small posts were as much a glass cannon as i was yeah you sure about that oh yeah no they went down pretty quickly like once you guys got some good hits on yeah and once we removed them once you were hitting them with crits and all that yeah non crits it takes a bit yeah well i mean they only have like a health of like 25 oh is that all it was damn the the weirdly enough the mimic like like has like 54 well he's meant to be like a mini boss

[03:44:35] kind of deal right although honestly he's the same kind of difficulty rating as ostelfos because he's got kind of not as good of attacks yeah he's got a lot of meat on his bones he's just a health pool yeah yeah um i hope it was fun it was fun and concerning constantly we need to we need to be able to spend money yes well next next area next in the next timeline there will be ample location a good location for that okay because i have like 5,000 rupees yep

[03:45:05] yeah 5,000 rupees yep i haven't been able to like fortunately this this this there's no what is it they all use the same currency same currency and there's no inflation between time yes can i see the dungeon masters guy what were you going to say oh yeah just getting away to spend money would be nice because like i still have all the same gear from when we started that would be good spot actually

[03:45:35] so i mean spoilers for the next one it's going to be in the wind waker era at least like give or take maybe a few decades well if you wanted to use a spear i've got a spear you just had a spear on you the whole time yes the lightning spear yeah oh yeah lightning the thing that i'm weak against yeah i will say

[03:46:05] let's use again the water i will also say you guys have leveled up yay hot diggity so you guys are like level five now yeah yeah because you have to level three the first adventure and then you guys leveled up at the beginning of this one i mean this was like three sessions so like i feel that's a good yeah for sure oh do i take my level of barn or do i take it as sorcerer you did say you

[03:46:35] wanted to source more sort more this was also a really good like this is a really good system yeah that's handy to keep track because like i've been using like my note my computer google docs the whole like for like game for like years of games yeah and this was so quick compared to like just like that because you have to like click and like space back and forth like where is it there okay there's the cursor where this is just wipe change done yeah yeah this

[03:47:04] whiteboard is very good very handy for that and you don't need to like flip through different tabs to find where that info is yeah yeah um yeah we'll see what goes on next time next time actually we'll probably end up cracking up in that uh ghost of salt marsh for some uh for some mechanics of the east right because there's water everywhere it's an ocean nautical time period i get to be a zora

[03:47:35] you get to be the only zora oh yeah it's true because there's actually an entire thing where like there was a there uh so there's hints in wind waker that there were oceans or like there were zora from the ocarina of time period um but like like not just the rito like they didn't all just turn into the rito there was a zora colony that were rito um but it that island got completely destroyed oh really yeah and it's actually cursed

[03:48:04] uh it's speculated it was destroyed and cursed by the ganon in that period that time period what a dick yeah so we'll have to see what happens in this one there you guys are and such um but yeah glad you guys liked it so until next time we'll see y'all next time internet goodbye internet bye internet