(The Secret World): MSL-North: Tha Boyz - Episode 16: Anima Search Part 3

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[00:00:08] Time to learn the truth boys and girls.

[00:00:11] In the 30's, Prime Minister King kick-started a hedge fund for investigating and hunting various paranormal phenomena.

[00:00:18] Now, fast forward along the line of mysteries, blood and maple syrup money throughout the 20th century,

[00:00:25] and you find numerous groups across the country, unified under a loose collective,

[00:00:31] hunting strange creatures and tackling paranormal threats for profit.

[00:00:36] Don't believe the lies by the so-called news networks.

[00:00:40] The secret world is real.

[00:00:42] Here there be monsters.

[00:00:43] And the Monster Slayers League, north of the American border, is out there.

[00:00:49] Even out in Newfoundland, there's word of a new team known only as the Byes.

[00:00:53] And don't even get me started on the...

[00:00:57] Hi, welcome to One Less Die, a secret world actual play podcast.

[00:01:04] We are continuing our Monster Slayers League, north of the campaign of the secret world, The Byes.

[00:01:12] So let's introduce characters.

[00:01:15] Starting on my left.

[00:01:17] Okay.

[00:01:18] Well, my name is Jakob Blackstone.

[00:01:23] Jacob.

[00:01:24] Jacob Blackstone.

[00:01:25] And I am a Magus.

[00:01:28] But also mostly a Druid.

[00:01:32] Yeah.

[00:01:34] And I have a giant beard, apparently.

[00:01:38] And I wear a big bushy beard.

[00:01:40] Big bushy beard.

[00:01:43] A very Merit-looking beard.

[00:01:45] But more importantly, fucking feather tokens.

[00:01:50] Oh my god.

[00:01:50] Shut up.

[00:01:50] Oh my god.

[00:01:52] Shut up.

[00:01:57] I have a familiar named Quill, who usually takes the shape of a canary or an owl.

[00:02:04] And a homunculus named Clayton.

[00:02:12] Yeah.

[00:02:14] Yeah.

[00:02:34] Alright.

[00:02:34] Any common combination?

[00:02:35] Yeah, probably, actually.

[00:02:37] Yeah.

[00:02:37] So it's not suspicious at all.

[00:02:42] He's got like a buzz cut and a beard.

[00:02:43] He previously had long hair and a really long beard.

[00:02:46] But he shaved the hair off and cut the beard down so he can take his new identity.

[00:02:52] Yeah.

[00:02:54] Okay.

[00:02:55] A gun wizard, basically, is what the mercenary is for the most part.

[00:02:58] Pretty much.

[00:02:59] I mean, basically all the classes are kind of a wizard in some degree.

[00:03:02] You cast mundane missile?

[00:03:04] Yeah.

[00:03:04] I don't want a rock launcher.

[00:03:07] Yeah.

[00:03:07] It's super effective.

[00:03:08] Oh my god.

[00:03:11] And then last of the last one, we have Merit.

[00:03:14] I am Marcel Laundrie.

[00:03:16] I am back from the dead.

[00:03:17] Not quite yet.

[00:03:18] We're getting there.

[00:03:19] I am almost back from the dead.

[00:03:20] I am very pissed.

[00:03:22] I am going to genocide the cats.

[00:03:25] Alright.

[00:03:27] So, yeah.

[00:03:28] So, Jacob Blackstone and John Deere, you guys, after your friend jihad-ed himself against

[00:03:35] a bunch of supernatural cats in his never-ending war against the Rusan, you guys proceeded to

[00:03:44] continue investigating in Gonsolin Island.

[00:03:49] You end up going back down to the sewers and closing off the breach of the...

[00:03:55] Of the...

[00:03:58] The Terminids.

[00:03:59] I mean, the Acab.

[00:04:00] Yeah.

[00:04:01] And then you...

[00:04:02] Put a hell bomb down there.

[00:04:03] Yeah.

[00:04:04] Then you guys went down, had a meal at the local diner, Susie's, and then eventually went

[00:04:12] to the school and got some magical items and met with the Sasquatches, got them to go

[00:04:18] up to Newfoundland to help their Moosquatch brothers and sisters contain, or help contain

[00:04:25] the filth leak that's going on in their secret domain.

[00:04:30] And then you were heading to...

[00:04:34] Or then you spent some time at the OG Monster Slayers League treehouse in the Black Goat Forest.

[00:04:42] And then you guys started...

[00:04:43] Mounting a machine gun in the window.

[00:04:45] Yeah.

[00:04:45] Left these kids and teens a present that'll totally not turn into another scenario at some

[00:04:52] point in like a one-shot, maybe.

[00:04:54] No, of course not.

[00:04:55] Remember those machine guns that you guys sucked at using but are technically pretty good?

[00:04:59] Yes.

[00:05:00] I left them one.

[00:05:01] It's like in Hocus Pocus when the witches left their brooms outside before they went to

[00:05:05] the house, and then the kids who were dressed up as the witches found them, and like, wow,

[00:05:09] sweet brooms, and they fly them off with actual witch brooms.

[00:05:13] It's like that, except guns.

[00:05:16] Also, did you just have that gun on you at the time?

[00:05:19] Yeah.

[00:05:20] Well, it was on my bike.

[00:05:22] You drive around town with a...

[00:05:25] With a pair of LMTs.

[00:05:27] Okay, that's...

[00:05:28] And a duffel bag on the back.

[00:05:29] Oh, in a duffel bag.

[00:05:30] Okay.

[00:05:30] A very large duffel bag.

[00:05:32] A very...

[00:05:32] That's why I bought it with a duffel bag.

[00:05:36] I was very specific when I purchased it that I needed a giant rucksack to carry them around

[00:05:41] with.

[00:05:42] Okay.

[00:05:43] I would be with you there, Dave.

[00:05:45] Or like, I knew the clock, the gears were working.

[00:05:47] It's like, wait.

[00:05:49] It's like, I would be a little like, hang on, you can't just have that out of the lake.

[00:05:53] Nope.

[00:05:54] Nope.

[00:05:55] It's in the rucksack, the back of the bike.

[00:05:57] Yeah.

[00:05:57] All right.

[00:05:58] Yeah, so you guys left that present for the kids and teen Monster Slayers League before

[00:06:04] going through the Gartha portals to Virginia, to the Natural Chimney, which is one of the

[00:06:16] Gartha portals to Virginia, which is when you're heading over to find the Bunnyman Bridge,

[00:06:24] because apparently he's got a ticket to a train that cannot be found unless you have a ticket

[00:06:28] and it will find you.

[00:06:31] Paul Bunnyman.

[00:06:32] Yeah.

[00:06:32] Paul Bunnyman.

[00:06:33] Oh, gosh.

[00:06:35] So that's what you guys went off to.

[00:06:37] You left the helicopter and the two Uries on Solomon Island in case your friend came back.

[00:06:43] You guys weren't sure how long you'd be in limbo or how long you'd be dead for.

[00:06:48] And speaking of, so we cut the way to Marcel in that limbo space, sitting on the beach of

[00:06:56] the broken moon with the stars slowly winking out of existence.

[00:07:01] So yeah, you're just sitting there.

[00:07:03] You don't know how long you've been there.

[00:07:06] Like, it could have been like five minutes when Arusen left you here.

[00:07:10] It could have been five years.

[00:07:12] You have no concept of time.

[00:07:14] But I have been sitting here, stewing.

[00:07:17] Yes.

[00:07:17] Pissed.

[00:07:18] Yeah.

[00:07:19] And then you hear a voice to your side.

[00:07:21] It's like, so what are you in for?

[00:07:25] And you turn and you see a shabby old man, like a long gray beard and long gray hair.

[00:07:34] His clothes look like that of like mariners or like somebody from a coastal town.

[00:07:39] And he's just sitting there on the shore, maybe about 10 feet away from you, just staring

[00:07:45] out of the ocean as well.

[00:07:49] Ah, fuck with the cat god.

[00:07:52] Ah, yeah.

[00:07:53] That'll do it.

[00:07:54] Fuck the cat god.

[00:07:56] Yeah, that's...

[00:07:57] I didn't fuck over the cat god, but I fucked over with some cats.

[00:08:02] That didn't turn out very good.

[00:08:06] Yeah, that's how it started.

[00:08:07] I just kept escalating it.

[00:08:10] Huh.

[00:08:11] What's your name, stranger?

[00:08:14] Marcel.

[00:08:16] John.

[00:08:17] John Gardner.

[00:08:19] John Gardner.

[00:08:20] That sounds familiar.

[00:08:22] You want to roll an insight or just a basic intelligence save?

[00:08:30] Four.

[00:08:32] Four?

[00:08:33] Eight total.

[00:08:34] Oh, eight total?

[00:08:35] Um, it does sound familiar, like from a recent name, but you can't place it.

[00:08:41] All right.

[00:08:44] Well, I'll, uh, so, so you're in here for, uh, for dealing with your fucking...

[00:08:54] You sneaky bitch.

[00:08:56] What should I do?

[00:08:56] She's trying to get my sandwich.

[00:08:58] Ah, yeah.

[00:08:59] And she's like actually climbing to get to it.

[00:09:03] That little turd.

[00:09:05] Right?

[00:09:06] She saves her energy for when it's important.

[00:09:08] She's like Yoda.

[00:09:12] Yeah.

[00:09:12] You, you one of them bees?

[00:09:15] Yep.

[00:09:16] That must be nice.

[00:09:18] Not really.

[00:09:19] I mean, eventually you'll come back, right?

[00:09:22] Eventually.

[00:09:23] And then I get to get squished again.

[00:09:27] I guess that kind of sucks.

[00:09:29] Well, I did it to myself last time.

[00:09:35] Have you ever tried, like, you know, living and let live?

[00:09:40] That's not really my style.

[00:09:43] Hmm.

[00:09:45] I think I heard that from my therapist once.

[00:09:47] Yeah.

[00:09:49] Before all this happened.

[00:09:51] Yeah, they've told me that too.

[00:09:54] Anger issues?

[00:09:56] Just a few.

[00:09:57] Yeah.

[00:09:59] I got a lot of...

[00:10:00] I got a lot of pent-up feelings myself.

[00:10:04] Just dark feelings.

[00:10:05] It's one of the reasons I...

[00:10:07] I meddled with the...

[00:10:09] I did the things I did and ended up here.

[00:10:13] Seems to be the way that happens.

[00:10:16] Yep.

[00:10:18] As he's talking, there's, like, something...

[00:10:21] Very quiet.

[00:10:22] And you're, again, not sure how long that quiet is or that silence is.

[00:10:27] And you suddenly, like, look down from, like, a sudden, like, jolt as you get bit by something.

[00:10:33] And you look down.

[00:10:34] And on the palm of your...

[00:10:35] Like, kind of between your thumb and your finger, like, the palm of your hand kind of thing,

[00:10:39] a kitten has bitten you in the...

[00:10:42] Yeah, like, right there in the fleshy part of your hand.

[00:10:46] Were you active, Spy?

[00:10:49] I come back as a pussy.

[00:10:51] Damn it.

[00:10:53] And you, like...

[00:10:55] Like, the pain kind of jolts you, like, to that attention.

[00:10:58] And then you, like...

[00:10:59] What the fuck?

[00:11:00] And then it won't be a perception test.

[00:11:05] Uh, 23.

[00:11:07] 23?

[00:11:08] As soon as you, like...

[00:11:09] Like, the kitten bites down hard, like, draws blood.

[00:11:13] And then...

[00:11:14] And then it attempts to flee away.

[00:11:16] And, uh...

[00:11:17] That's when you start realizing the lapping ocean has changed.

[00:11:20] Like, it's still, like, a lapping sea or, like, water.

[00:11:23] But you're also hearing other sounds now.

[00:11:25] Like, you're hearing, like, a wind...

[00:11:27] Like, there was no wind in that other place.

[00:11:29] There was no, like, people talking.

[00:11:32] Um, like, off in the distance.

[00:11:35] Aside from the old man.

[00:11:36] Deathly stillness.

[00:11:36] And you look around, and the man is gone.

[00:11:38] And also the shoreline of the broken moon is gone.

[00:11:40] Like, you're looking around, and it's actually a beach of an overcast day.

[00:11:46] Um, of an area, like, a forested terrain and beach area that looks suspiciously like those that you've seen, like, kind of as you walk on Solomon Island.

[00:11:55] You also realize...

[00:11:56] And there's people there, uh, as well on the beach.

[00:11:59] And they're all kind of, like...

[00:11:59] There's a couple people, like, looking at you.

[00:12:01] Like, just staring at you.

[00:12:02] Uh, in just kind of befuddlement.

[00:12:04] I imagine I'm sitting there in full combat gear.

[00:12:07] Oh, you're actually sitting there in...

[00:12:09] Is he nude again?

[00:12:10] You're completely nude.

[00:12:11] Again?

[00:12:12] Yeah, you have nothing on you.

[00:12:13] You're just completely nude.

[00:12:14] And, uh, just, like, sitting there on beach in, uh, in Maine.

[00:12:20] Um, and...

[00:12:20] Did the unlocker city just show up?

[00:12:22] Well, yeah, no, he winked.

[00:12:24] And then, like, it basically winked into existence, it seems like.

[00:12:27] Mm.

[00:12:27] Uh, because, like, you blinked from the pain of the, like, just the sudden jolt of the, uh, the cat biting, the kitten biting you.

[00:12:33] And then suddenly you're back here.

[00:12:36] Um, yeah, you seem to have...

[00:12:38] You've come back to the real world, but, uh, you've been left with, uh, uh, no clothes and, uh, a pretty nasty, like, small bite mark on your hand.

[00:12:50] Well, fuck.

[00:12:51] Yeah, there's people, like, with their kids.

[00:12:53] It's like, they're, like, taking their kids and, like, kind of shooting them away again.

[00:12:56] Like, kind of covering their, their, their eyes.

[00:12:58] And, like, you can see people with, like, phones.

[00:13:01] Some of them are, have, like, like, like, filming you on their phones, but also some people are, like, calling people on their phones and such.

[00:13:06] Well, I guess I should stand up and, uh, with my, my both hands cover my enormous manhood and, uh, make my way back into town.

[00:13:17] Okay.

[00:13:18] Um, roll a survival just to navigate, to figure out where you're, where you're at.

[00:13:22] I feel like you need to learn some magic to, like, summon clothes at this point.

[00:13:26] This is the second time.

[00:13:27] Six.

[00:13:28] You are completely lost.

[00:13:31] Later, there will be YouTube videos of, like, the mysterious nude, nude, uh, nudist of, uh, of Maine, who just, like, runs off into the woods.

[00:13:38] Um, so you spend a few hours trying to figure out where the hell you are.

[00:13:42] Because, like, the, the, between the hills and, like, the, the strange, like, the, the, the unfamiliar coastline.

[00:13:48] Had been being dead for a while.

[00:13:50] Yeah, being, yeah, you're not sure how long you've been out because you have no, like, watch or anything like that.

[00:13:54] You have no phone or anything like that.

[00:13:55] Uh, and you're just roaming through the woods and sort of that, uh, for about, for about two hours.

[00:14:00] You're, like, trying to figure, find your way back to, uh, something that looks familiar.

[00:14:05] Uh, and actually, as you're, as you're walking around, um, uh, you, uh, you, you hear a, uh, a Humvee driving, uh, driving away, uh, from, uh, like, down the, like, down one of the nearby roads.

[00:14:20] Well, I guess I'll try to stop that.

[00:14:21] Okay.

[00:14:22] That sounds like somebody I can use.

[00:14:24] All right.

[00:14:24] Um, how do you do that?

[00:14:26] Just walk in front.

[00:14:28] Yeah.

[00:14:28] He's gonna walk out.

[00:14:29] He's gonna put his hands behind his head and start gyrating his pelvis.

[00:14:32] Nope.

[00:14:33] He's gonna walk out in the middle of the street with my deck covered as much as possible.

[00:14:36] All right.

[00:14:37] Um, I would say, uh, let's, let's see how the, how the driver reacts to that.

[00:14:46] Roll a deck, deck save.

[00:14:49] Ah, deck save.

[00:14:50] That's not a good one.

[00:14:52] Eight.

[00:14:53] Eight?

[00:14:54] Eight.

[00:14:54] You get it.

[00:14:56] My car.

[00:14:57] Uh.

[00:14:58] So you're back in the void.

[00:14:59] No, uh, you, uh, you definitely get clipped, though, by, as the Humvee tries to, uh, swerve out of the way.

[00:15:06] Like, eeeeh.

[00:15:06] Go ahead and roll your damage.

[00:15:08] Yeah, yeah.

[00:15:09] Make that 2d6.

[00:15:12] Fair.

[00:15:12] Because he would have slammed his brakes on.

[00:15:14] Um, yeah, so take 5 damage.

[00:15:16] Uh, and, uh, and, uh, and roll a constitution save.

[00:15:19] Or a strength save.

[00:15:20] Uh, what would it be for, like, to, to get, like, thrown back?

[00:15:24] Strength.

[00:15:24] Yeah, roll a strength save.

[00:15:25] Can I make it athletics?

[00:15:27] No.

[00:15:30] Crit.

[00:15:32] Crit?

[00:15:32] So you manage to stay in the same area, the same place.

[00:15:36] The Humvee just bounces off of you.

[00:15:39] It still hurts.

[00:15:39] Yeah.

[00:15:40] You know, like, you, you don't, like, go flying, but you, like, basically, it's like, ugh.

[00:15:44] Like, it hurts like hell.

[00:15:45] Uh, but the car goes, ugh.

[00:15:48] And, and out comes this, uh, what looks like this, uh, kind of, like, do we be looking, like,

[00:15:52] kind of hipstery professor guy.

[00:15:55] Ah, damn it.

[00:15:56] I thought there was no idea.

[00:15:57] With, like, with, like, Coke bottle glasses, and, uh, he goes, I was like, oh, my God.

[00:16:01] I'm, I'm so sorry.

[00:16:02] I'm so sorry.

[00:16:02] When you say Coke bottle glasses, I imagine that he actually has the bottoms of Coke bottles cut off.

[00:16:08] Yeah, but that's, that's how you describe those kind of glasses.

[00:16:11] It's like washouts glasses in, in, uh.

[00:16:15] Hot shots?

[00:16:16] Hot shots.

[00:16:17] I kept wanting to say Top Gun.

[00:16:18] It's like, it's not Top Gun.

[00:16:19] Stop thinking Top Gun.

[00:16:20] It's not.

[00:16:21] If you had said Top Gun, we would have got there.

[00:16:23] Yes, yes.

[00:16:24] But yeah, he, he comes up and says, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

[00:16:26] Like, what, what, sir, are you okay?

[00:16:28] Like, do you need, do you need some help?

[00:16:29] Well, I, I need your clothes, your boots, and your Humvee.

[00:16:34] Are you going to try to tip it at the bed?

[00:16:36] Yes.

[00:16:37] Okay.

[00:16:39] Okay.

[00:16:41] This man is five foot four.

[00:16:43] He's 120 pounds soaking wet.

[00:16:47] You're how tall?

[00:16:49] Uh, six, four, three hundred.

[00:16:52] So his pants will be very tight to break.

[00:17:00] Eleven.

[00:17:02] Sir, are you okay?

[00:17:03] Like, I think you're, you may be concussed.

[00:17:05] You're quoting, quoting bad, uh, 80s movies.

[00:17:08] All right, have a ride.

[00:17:09] Bad 80s movies.

[00:17:10] Bad 80s.

[00:17:11] Did you just say bad 80s movies?

[00:17:14] Kill this man.

[00:17:16] God, next thing you know, he's going to be insulting Plan 9 from outer space, right?

[00:17:21] How, who could ever do that?

[00:17:22] What did you do with Chris?

[00:17:26] All right, have a ride back to Innsmouth.

[00:17:29] Oh, oh, okay.

[00:17:31] Um, yeah, no, yeah, okay.

[00:17:33] Um, just hop in the, yeah, uh, hop in the, in the, in the bed, or hop in the, uh, the cabin.

[00:17:40] Yeah, right, you get in the car.

[00:17:41] Yeah, he's, uh, a little flustered by the whole situation.

[00:17:45] Like, again, hitting a guy, and also you're completely nude, and you tried to, you tried

[00:17:50] to intimidate him to, like, to give him his, give him your clothes.

[00:17:54] It sounded good.

[00:17:55] Yeah.

[00:17:56] It was, it was sort of situational.

[00:17:58] It's a very awkward drive back.

[00:17:59] It was one of the few instances where you could use that quote in a room.

[00:18:02] Exactly, you know.

[00:18:03] Yeah.

[00:18:03] There's a very awkward silence as he drives back to the, uh, to the school.

[00:18:09] Um, uh, and yeah, he gets up to the school, and, uh, it's like, all right, um, uh, do,

[00:18:16] so, do you know somebody here?

[00:18:19] Or, like, I really feel like you should probably go see a doctor with those wounds.

[00:18:22] You know, being naked at a school, you know, get you on a list.

[00:18:26] Yeah, I got, I got, I got some towels and a tarp in the back if you need to use those for

[00:18:29] now.

[00:18:30] Like.

[00:18:31] That'd be excellent, thank you.

[00:18:32] Yeah.

[00:18:32] He gives you those.

[00:18:34] So you walk like a toga, like, it's like a toga party.

[00:18:37] Yeah.

[00:18:37] You get ecology all over again.

[00:18:39] Uh.

[00:18:39] You turn the tarp into a poncho.

[00:18:41] Yeah.

[00:18:43] I like the toga better.

[00:18:44] The poncho's still too short, though, so his dick still ain't.

[00:18:49] I'm trying, though.

[00:18:50] I am basically built like a Greek god.

[00:18:52] I may as well.

[00:18:53] Just have a tiny little penis.

[00:18:54] Damn it.

[00:18:56] Yeah, so, uh, you, you get, go into, like, go to, like, the administrative office, I assume,

[00:19:01] or, like, where are you going?

[00:19:02] Into the administrative office.

[00:19:04] See the guy that we met when we got here.

[00:19:05] Yeah.

[00:19:06] Yeah.

[00:19:06] And, uh, he's like, uh, um, it's like, oh, you're Blackstone's compatriot.

[00:19:11] Why are you naked?

[00:19:12] I have run into some difficulties.

[00:19:16] All right.

[00:19:17] Um.

[00:19:18] Are my associates still in the area?

[00:19:21] Well, I think the pilot of your helicopter is in town right now.

[00:19:28] Him and the small one were getting some lunch.

[00:19:31] Your other compatriot, Blackstone and, uh, and, um, and Mr. Deer are, they've, they've gone

[00:19:38] through the Gartha portals.

[00:19:41] Ah.

[00:19:41] To, uh, I believe they were heading to Virginia.

[00:19:44] Did they happen to leave you the contact information for my pilot?

[00:19:48] Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, you, you, you, uh, you know the number.

[00:19:52] Who knows a phone number?

[00:19:54] Actually, yeah, what's my phone number?

[00:19:55] That's right.

[00:19:57] Uh, you can go up to the, like, you can, oh, it's like, I, they didn't leave me, but I

[00:20:01] do not have, like, backup gear at the, on your, in your helicopter?

[00:20:06] Is the helicopter still on sight?

[00:20:07] Oh, yes, the hind's still up, up, up on the top of the roof.

[00:20:10] Excellent.

[00:20:10] Yeah.

[00:20:11] So you go up there.

[00:20:12] Then, I'm going to assume you guys have backup clothes or backup gear, like, left in your,

[00:20:17] in your, uh, your hind.

[00:20:19] Yeah.

[00:20:19] I'm sure, I assume I have a go bag.

[00:20:21] Yeah.

[00:20:21] Probably, like, a spare cell phone.

[00:20:23] Yeah.

[00:20:23] It's like a Motorola Razr, but such is life.

[00:20:25] Yeah.

[00:20:27] Yeah.

[00:20:27] So he says everybody's phone number programmed into it.

[00:20:30] But you have, like, a basic set of clothes and, like, and some basic gear.

[00:20:34] Um, not the stuff that you had before you blew yourself up.

[00:20:37] Instruction hammer.

[00:20:38] Yeah.

[00:20:41] Um, but yeah, so you, you have a phone and it has, like, all your, your, your backup contacts.

[00:20:45] Yeah.

[00:20:45] So, so you contact Yuri.

[00:20:49] Yuri, I'm back.

[00:20:50] Um, you hear on the phone, like, uh, like, he's like, it sounds like he's sweet talking to

[00:20:54] somebody.

[00:20:55] It's like, yes, no more sweet.

[00:20:57] Oh, hello?

[00:20:59] Yes?

[00:21:01] Who is this?

[00:21:01] I don't recognize his number.

[00:21:04] It's me.

[00:21:05] Put your dick away and come get me.

[00:21:07] I'm at the helicopter.

[00:21:09] I thought you died.

[00:21:11] I got better.

[00:21:13] Um, all right.

[00:21:15] Uh, yeah.

[00:21:16] We just started, we just started lunch.

[00:21:19] Talking to this very fine lady here.

[00:21:23] What do I pay you for?

[00:21:26] You pay me?

[00:21:29] I.

[00:21:29] We do pay me.

[00:21:30] Yeah.

[00:21:30] You, you, you specifically like set up.

[00:21:32] Yeah.

[00:21:32] It's like, all right.

[00:21:34] Right.

[00:21:34] All right.

[00:21:36] Yuri, we, we, we need to, we need to make this a.

[00:21:38] What kind of food you got?

[00:21:40] Uh, some steak and eggs and, uh, some fish and chips.

[00:21:46] What would be a fish and chip to go?

[00:21:48] Uh, all right.

[00:21:49] Uh, Susie, honey.

[00:21:50] And then I'm like, click.

[00:21:53] So, um, yeah.

[00:21:56] So, uh, a few, probably about a half hour later, um, they, uh, Yuri and Yuri arrived with,

[00:22:02] with doggy bags from, uh, from Susie's diner.

[00:22:06] All right.

[00:22:07] In the meantime, I will have called probably Jacob.

[00:22:09] Okay.

[00:22:10] So we cut over to, last we left off of you guys, you guys were going through the portals

[00:22:13] to Agartha or through Agartha to, um, to, uh, Virginia, specifically to, um, uh, natural

[00:22:24] chimneys at Mount Salone, which would be a two hour drive to Clifton, which is the actual,

[00:22:30] your actual destination.

[00:22:31] So you're going to have to, once you guys got there, you arrived, uh, kind of behind this

[00:22:36] large scenic natural, like pillar of rock, like going up a few hundred feet in the air.

[00:22:41] Um, there's, uh, natural, like kind of foliage, like, uh, like kind of thick viney foliage

[00:22:48] all over the place.

[00:22:49] Um, very leafy trees and such.

[00:22:51] Uh, there's a couple of, you see a couple of tourists, like on the hiking trails and stuff

[00:22:54] around you.

[00:22:56] Um, and, uh, nearby there is actually a parking lot with a couple of like cars and SUVs that

[00:23:02] you guys could, if you wanted to, um, have a requisition for this operation.

[00:23:08] So, uh, but then as soon as you guys are like kind of sit figuring, like getting your bearings

[00:23:13] and stuff like that in the new, in your new locale, that's when you guys get a call.

[00:23:18] Go for Blackstone.

[00:23:21] I'm back from the dead, motherfucker.

[00:23:23] Yeah.

[00:23:23] I was wondering when that was going to happen.

[00:23:25] We waited around a little bit.

[00:23:26] Couldn't wait too long.

[00:23:28] That's fair.

[00:23:29] How long has it been?

[00:23:30] Uh, it has been, um, probably about 30 days.

[00:23:36] It's actually only the next day.

[00:23:38] So like, yeah, because you guys were like, he died.

[00:23:42] You guys dealt with the, the, uh, you, he died like the night of then like in that same

[00:23:48] evening, you guys went and dealt with the stuff in the sewer and then all the other shenanigans.

[00:23:51] And then you slept over at the tree house.

[00:23:54] And then the next morning you guys did this thing.

[00:23:57] You guys headed out.

[00:23:58] So you guys only waited about like probably like 12 hours, maybe like maybe 15.

[00:24:05] That's kind of shitty.

[00:24:06] Probably about 24 hours.

[00:24:07] Like a full, like a full 24 hours.

[00:24:10] We got stuff to do.

[00:24:11] It's been about a day.

[00:24:16] You do check your, like your, your, your phone now and you're like, oh yeah, it's only

[00:24:19] like, it's like the next day basically.

[00:24:21] Also him eating is accurate because he's eating the fish and chips and stuff.

[00:24:25] Yeah, exactly.

[00:24:26] That crunchy was in fact a french fry.

[00:24:28] Yes.

[00:24:29] Where am I meeting you guys?

[00:24:30] Uh, well, we've been taken home by country roads, uh, to the place we all know.

[00:24:40] That's West Virginia.

[00:24:42] That's, uh, West to Virginia.

[00:24:45] Just Virginia.

[00:24:47] Just Virginia.

[00:24:49] Uh, actually, you know what?

[00:24:50] I'll just pull up a goggle here.

[00:24:53] And, uh, these are my GPS coordinates.

[00:24:57] Yep.

[00:24:58] All right.

[00:24:59] I'll meet you there in about two hours.

[00:25:02] So are you planning on taking the hind or are you going to use the, uh, Garthal portals?

[00:25:04] The hind.

[00:25:05] Okay.

[00:25:05] The hind's going to take you about seven hours.

[00:25:08] It is not a, not a very close, uh, like location.

[00:25:12] I did the math.

[00:25:13] It's West Virginia.

[00:25:14] I did the math.

[00:25:15] It's like to get from, from Maine where you guys are in.

[00:25:18] Maine.

[00:25:19] Maine.

[00:25:19] Maine, right?

[00:25:20] It'd take about six hours.

[00:25:23] That's fine.

[00:25:24] That's a full night's rest for us.

[00:25:26] Do you need it?

[00:25:27] You guys are already rested.

[00:25:28] I'm totally good to go.

[00:25:29] Yeah, you guys are fully rested.

[00:25:31] I mean, I'll.

[00:25:32] It's always good to get a whole night's rest.

[00:25:33] Yeah, we can chill anyways.

[00:25:35] Like, it's fine.

[00:25:37] Why don't you guys go ahead and investigate or something?

[00:25:40] And I'll meet you at your actual destination.

[00:25:43] Yeah, because you guys have about two and a half hour drive.

[00:25:46] To your destination.

[00:25:47] To your actual destination.

[00:25:48] Okay.

[00:25:48] That works.

[00:25:49] Oh.

[00:25:50] Well, I know where the destination is.

[00:25:52] You said.

[00:25:53] Then I can pull up the coordinates and send you the coordinates of where we will be in

[00:25:59] two, two and a half hours.

[00:26:01] Yeah.

[00:26:02] I'll meet you there.

[00:26:03] Okay.

[00:26:03] Okay.

[00:26:04] So you don't want to be like.

[00:26:04] We have a hammer-armed cloak gunship.

[00:26:06] Yeah.

[00:26:07] Yeah.

[00:26:08] Who doesn't love those?

[00:26:11] Generally our enemies.

[00:26:13] Yeah.

[00:26:14] There's one dragon that really hated it.

[00:26:16] Mm-hmm.

[00:26:18] So yeah.

[00:26:19] So yeah.

[00:26:20] You should basically get Yuri and them to like prep the helicopter and start heading

[00:26:23] off.

[00:26:24] Meanwhile, we could have waited a virgin and you guys.

[00:26:26] So you have a couple of cars in the parking lot to requisition, if you wish.

[00:26:31] Uh, this is, this is all you my friend.

[00:26:35] I've never stolen a car before.

[00:26:36] This is the first time for everything.

[00:26:38] Do you want to try?

[00:26:38] Can I just like mage hand it?

[00:26:41] I mean, I could do that to open the lock and get into the car.

[00:26:46] Could you like actually do that?

[00:26:48] Like mage hand inside and just open it?

[00:26:51] Yeah.

[00:26:51] Oh really?

[00:26:52] Yeah.

[00:26:52] Because you can, uh, you can make the mage hand anywhere within sight up to 30 feet away.

[00:26:59] Interesting.

[00:27:00] Pull a notebook.

[00:27:01] Learn mage hand.

[00:27:03] No reason winky face.

[00:27:05] I spell winky face in brackets.

[00:27:09] In brackets winky face.

[00:27:10] Yeah.

[00:27:10] Or it's not even like the emoji.

[00:27:12] No, I spell it out.

[00:27:14] In caps.

[00:27:15] Mm.

[00:27:17] Okay.

[00:27:17] Um, you said there's two vehicles there?

[00:27:20] No, there's like a couple.

[00:27:21] There's like probably a couple is two.

[00:27:22] Three or four.

[00:27:23] Thank you.

[00:27:24] What are they?

[00:27:25] Uh, they range between.

[00:27:26] I don't need specifics.

[00:27:28] Yeah, no.

[00:27:28] I said they range.

[00:27:28] Car, SUV, truck, sports car.

[00:27:30] Yeah, basically they range from like two, there's two cars, an SUV, and a pickup.

[00:27:36] Okay.

[00:27:38] Um, is the SUV a black SUV?

[00:27:41] No.

[00:27:43] Shocking.

[00:27:43] It's teal.

[00:27:44] Teal.

[00:27:45] Interesting.

[00:27:47] Ugh.

[00:27:47] That stands out.

[00:27:48] It does.

[00:27:50] Okay, I need.

[00:27:51] There's a white car.

[00:27:52] A standard looking car that is black or white.

[00:27:55] A white car, a navy blue car, and a red pickup truck.

[00:27:59] And the teal SUV.

[00:28:02] Where?

[00:28:03] Hang on.

[00:28:05] Do we need off-road capabilities?

[00:28:07] Or we just take it on highway?

[00:28:09] Or roads?

[00:28:10] Clifton, well, from what you guys researched earlier, Bunnyman Bridge and some of that is

[00:28:15] on a regular road.

[00:28:17] Okay.

[00:28:18] Like, you're not doing too much off-roading.

[00:28:20] Like, you're going to the town of Clifton, and then from there you're going to like,

[00:28:23] just like the outskirts to where the train tracks are.

[00:28:26] Okay, so boring white sedan then probably.

[00:28:28] Okay.

[00:28:30] All right.

[00:28:30] So, I guess this would be a perception test.

[00:28:34] And also a stealth test.

[00:28:35] So, actually, one of you guys want to do a perception test, and then one of you guys

[00:28:39] want to do that with a stealth test.

[00:28:40] To figure out, like, are there anybody around looking at you guys as you do this?

[00:28:45] Okay.

[00:28:46] I'm assuming I'm stealthing?

[00:28:48] If you don't want to see...

[00:28:49] If you don't want to...

[00:28:49] I'll do the perception.

[00:28:51] Okay.

[00:28:54] I think that's called doing the lookout.

[00:28:56] Yeah.

[00:28:56] Yeah.

[00:28:58] Nineteen.

[00:28:59] Okay.

[00:29:02] So, my perception is seventeen.

[00:29:05] Okay.

[00:29:06] You do see there's a couple kind of coming...

[00:29:09] Well, it looks like they're walking near a...

[00:29:13] They're walking on a nearby high trail within view of the parking lot.

[00:29:18] So, they might spot him if he's not here.

[00:29:23] Okay.

[00:29:26] Okay.

[00:29:27] And you said you got a nineteen on your stealth?

[00:29:30] Yep.

[00:29:30] I could pass without trace if necessary.

[00:29:34] Like, if you whistle or make a bird noise or something, I'll just pass without trace to...

[00:29:40] I'm going to distract them with my canary.

[00:29:45] Okay.

[00:29:46] I'm going to have it go flutter around them a whole bunch and, like, just on the other

[00:29:50] side of them to keep their attention on the far side.

[00:29:55] Okay.

[00:29:55] It keeps, like, landing on their shoulders and, like, dancing around and then flying off again.

[00:30:02] It's like a Disney cartoon.

[00:30:03] Yeah.

[00:30:04] Okay.

[00:30:04] What color is a canary?

[00:30:06] Yellow.

[00:30:07] Okay.

[00:30:08] It could be any color.

[00:30:09] It's magical, but it has to look mundane.

[00:30:11] Yes.

[00:30:12] Hmm.

[00:30:13] Question.

[00:30:14] What, um...

[00:30:14] Is this an old car or a new car?

[00:30:17] Um...

[00:30:17] Or in a 2000s-ish car?

[00:30:20] Uh, hundreds.

[00:30:22] Even.

[00:30:24] It's a new car.

[00:30:26] Fuck.

[00:30:26] Okay.

[00:30:27] Just put your flipper zero and, like, immediately steal the code and you're good to go.

[00:30:31] What?

[00:30:34] That's how they're stealing all the cars in Toronto.

[00:30:36] They just have this flipper zero that basically reads their...

[00:30:38] Reads RFID.

[00:30:39] RFID.

[00:30:40] And then copies it when you just drive away.

[00:30:44] So, if I just had to walk up to the front of the car, check the VIN number underneath the

[00:30:49] windshield, put it in your flipper zero and it'll generate you a key.

[00:30:53] It's worrisome that he knows so much about.

[00:30:58] Flipper zeroes are friggin' cool.

[00:31:00] Like, you've seen the Iron Man movies, right?

[00:31:03] Yeah.

[00:31:04] Okay.

[00:31:04] Remember when he goes to, uh, uh, Congress?

[00:31:09] Congress?

[00:31:10] And they're showing the videos of, like, everybody else who's building Iron Man suits and all the

[00:31:16] progress they're making and stuff?

[00:31:18] Mm-hmm.

[00:31:18] So then he hijacks all of their TVs and casts to them?

[00:31:21] Yeah.

[00:31:22] This is how you do it.

[00:31:25] Okay.

[00:31:26] Flipper zeroes can read pretty much any wireless code.

[00:31:33] Like cell phone networks, RFID, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth.

[00:31:38] This is watchdogs bullshit.

[00:31:39] Everyone.

[00:31:39] Yeah, basically.

[00:31:40] Yeah.

[00:31:41] All right.

[00:31:42] So, yeah.

[00:31:42] You, um, so, yeah.

[00:31:44] The couple are pleasantly distracted by this quaint, whimsical canary that's,

[00:31:51] like, fluttering around with them and stuff.

[00:31:52] They're taking pictures of their phone.

[00:31:54] In the right direction.

[00:31:56] Like, away from you guys.

[00:31:58] Mm-hmm.

[00:31:58] Uh, and you rolled a 19, so, yeah.

[00:32:00] You get a, you sneak up to the, uh, the car and you see that it's a brand new, a fairly

[00:32:03] brand new, uh, uh, car.

[00:32:06] Mm-hmm.

[00:32:07] Uh, and so, um, uh, I guess the, you know, with your stealth, you know, actually with a

[00:32:12] 19, yeah, you, you managed to, like, basically use, like, the, um, the flipper?

[00:32:17] What?

[00:32:17] Flipper zero.

[00:32:18] Flipper zero.

[00:32:18] Basically, you have, like, some of that in your, like, your, your toolkit.

[00:32:21] Then you can monitor these tools.

[00:32:23] Yeah.

[00:32:23] Mm-hmm.

[00:32:23] That, yeah, that's basically your mod thesis.

[00:32:25] Yeah.

[00:32:25] Okay.

[00:32:25] You managed to basically, like, click, and it's open.

[00:32:28] Mm-hmm.

[00:32:29] Yep.

[00:32:29] Okay.

[00:32:30] Then just through comms, I'm in, let's go.

[00:32:32] Okay.

[00:32:32] All right, now you need to roll stealth just to get over there.

[00:32:36] Okay.

[00:32:37] Without drawing too much attention.

[00:32:40] I am not stealthy.

[00:32:48] Seven.

[00:32:50] Pass without trace.

[00:32:53] Seventeen.

[00:32:54] Okay.

[00:32:55] Yeah.

[00:32:56] So you're, like.

[00:32:57] I see you stumbling.

[00:32:58] You see him, like, kind of, like, you know, he's, like, he's going in the wrong direction.

[00:33:01] He's going out into the open, like, pass without trace.

[00:33:03] Yeah.

[00:33:06] Um, and yeah, you guys get in the car and you, uh, start driving.

[00:33:10] Visually, the, the somatic components for pass without trace probably putting your finger

[00:33:14] up to your, your left finger going, shh, shh, shh.

[00:33:18] Pretty much.

[00:33:19] Yeah.

[00:33:20] All right.

[00:33:20] Um, yeah, you guys are dead.

[00:33:24] Like, a little, like, little dotted line down, like, the high, the various, uh, interstates

[00:33:27] and highways, uh, from, from, uh, natural chimney, uh, national park and, uh, all the

[00:33:34] way up to, uh, to Clifton.

[00:33:37] So.

[00:33:38] Okay.

[00:33:38] And same, similarly, there's another red dotted line going up from, uh, from Maine and just

[00:33:43] cutting across state, state borders.

[00:33:45] Mm-hmm.

[00:33:46] Um, I will say, as you're getting close to, uh, Alexandria, um, the, uh, I think it's a

[00:33:52] major city in, uh, in, um, uh, in, uh, Virginia.

[00:33:58] Um, you, uh, you're, you're, you're, you're, it's like, uh, hey boss, uh, we got the, uh,

[00:34:05] we got an encrypted message.

[00:34:07] From who?

[00:34:09] They say, uh, it looks like an Illuminati code.

[00:34:13] That's weird, it's not my faction.

[00:34:15] What does it say?

[00:34:17] They're asking, uh, what are, uh, what are, uh, they, they, they see us.

[00:34:22] And they're wondering why we are going to their airspace.

[00:34:26] And do we have qualifications?

[00:34:28] Do, do we have qualifications?

[00:34:30] Like, looks back.

[00:34:33] Got my qualification right here.

[00:34:34] As I grab my hammer.

[00:34:39] Okay, um, so, what, what do you want me to say?

[00:34:41] Uh, I spawned back, we're on Templar business, just passing through.

[00:34:47] Uh, well, okay.

[00:34:50] He relays that message over the comms, uh, through the, the encryption, through their,

[00:34:54] through various encryption, uh, codes.

[00:34:57] And, um, you get a, yeah, you guys get any, uh, it's like, after that?

[00:35:02] You want to roll an insight?

[00:35:05] Not really.

[00:35:06] Was that a bomb?

[00:35:07] Um, you wake up in your car?

[00:35:11] 24.

[00:35:12] Blue or laser.

[00:35:13] Yeah.

[00:35:14] 22.

[00:35:15] 22?

[00:35:16] Um, yeah, they're, they're Illuminati.

[00:35:19] They're going to be watching your helicopter, like, wherever it goes.

[00:35:22] Like, they're going to keep tabs on you guys.

[00:35:24] That's fine.

[00:35:25] We're not doing anything shady.

[00:35:27] Yeah, but they're also paranoid, and they're another secret society.

[00:35:29] And you said Templar business?

[00:35:31] Yeah, yeah, they're, you're not, like, they're not.

[00:35:33] So they're not going to shoot me down.

[00:35:34] No, but they're all, they're definitely going to, like, wondering, why are the Templars sniffing

[00:35:38] around our turf?

[00:35:41] What you should have said was that you were, uh, uh, just departing from Innsmouth Academy.

[00:35:48] I'm way off Innsmouth Academy.

[00:35:50] There's no pullback.

[00:35:51] Where you took off from was Innsmouth Academy.

[00:35:56] And then you could have just bullshitted, well, but you're also not the bullshitter.

[00:36:00] Yeah.

[00:36:01] Yeah.

[00:36:03] But yeah, so you're, um, you're heading off.

[00:36:04] So, you guys will arrive first.

[00:36:06] Um, so, yeah, you pull into this, uh, I should actually pull up, uh, Google Maps to see what

[00:36:12] Clifton looks like.

[00:36:15] Uh, yeah, you pull into a, uh, a small American town, uh, the town of Clifton.

[00:36:22] Uh, it's, uh, it's on the outskirts of, uh, of Arlington and, uh, and Alexandria, um, like

[00:36:31] one of the major cities of the area.

[00:36:32] Uh, but it's on, like, the, it's on the western, uh, outskirts of that area.

[00:36:37] Um, still lots of forest and, like, hills and such.

[00:36:42] Um, and, uh, yeah, you just, you kind of pull in and it's a very small, it's like small

[00:36:46] town Americana.

[00:36:47] Yeah.

[00:36:48] So, uh, you even see, like, some signage.

[00:36:51] It's like, home of the, uh, home of the dreaded Bunny Man.

[00:36:54] And, like, you see, like, stuff.

[00:36:55] Oh, they just own it?

[00:36:56] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[00:36:57] It's like one of those, it's kind of like one of those attractions where it's like, it's

[00:37:00] like, oh, like, we have the Mothman here.

[00:37:02] Like, check out the Mothman pizza.

[00:37:03] Check out the Bunny Man's pizza.

[00:37:04] Yeah.

[00:37:05] At this, at this local pizzeria.

[00:37:08] Did you see somebody tramp stamped the Mothman statue?

[00:37:10] Of course they did.

[00:37:11] Yeah.

[00:37:12] Mm-hmm.

[00:37:12] Really?

[00:37:13] Yeah.

[00:37:17] Um, but yeah, there's, uh, there's like tons of, yeah, it's a very hilly town, it seems.

[00:37:23] Um, and, uh, yeah, uh, rolling, uh, whoever's driving, roll survival to, uh, kind of navigate

[00:37:30] through the, um, like, navigate the, the, the signs and such.

[00:37:35] So I'm assuming I would have been driving.

[00:37:37] Okay.

[00:37:38] Okay.

[00:37:39] What am I rolling for this?

[00:37:41] Um, the survival.

[00:37:42] But also take advantage because you have GPS and such, so.

[00:37:45] Okay.

[00:37:50] If not on, like, on your phones, so I assume you guys would have GPS.

[00:37:53] 18.

[00:37:54] 18?

[00:37:55] Yep.

[00:37:55] Yeah, so you get, within about, like, five minutes, you get able to, like, cross through

[00:37:59] town and get to, uh, basically cross, like, a bunch of, a bunch of bridges and some of

[00:38:04] that, like, out of town.

[00:38:05] Not the bridge you were looking for, but for the Colchester overpass.

[00:38:08] Um, there's, uh, yeah, the Colchester Road, uh, is just outside of town.

[00:38:14] Uh, just outside the city limits.

[00:38:16] Um, and you can get to the, uh, Colchester overpass, um, near the Pope's Head Creek.

[00:38:23] Okay.

[00:38:24] And, uh, but yeah, you arrive at the, uh, at the, the infamous site of the Bunnyman, uh,

[00:38:33] killer.

[00:38:33] Um, it is basically just a, I, it's a, it's a, it's a long hill of, like, with train tracks

[00:38:39] at the top of the hill.

[00:38:40] And then there's just basically a standard, simple, uh, like, plaster tunnel that goes

[00:38:46] under the, under the, under the trail and train tracks.

[00:38:50] It's on our level, though.

[00:38:51] It's not up the hill.

[00:38:51] Yeah, no, it's, it's on your level.

[00:38:53] Like, basically, like, you'd be driving, like, through, uh, would you actually be driving

[00:38:56] through?

[00:38:56] Like, I could turn off this road and go through it, or is it part of the road?

[00:38:59] No, you can actually, you can actually drive right through the, uh, like, through the underpass.

[00:39:02] Oh, okay.

[00:39:03] Yeah.

[00:39:03] Or through the overpass.

[00:39:04] Like, you can go over through the top.

[00:39:06] It's part of the normal road.

[00:39:07] Yeah.

[00:39:08] Structure, yeah.

[00:39:08] Yeah, it's like right on the, you're looking at your GPS, it's like right on the city.

[00:39:12] This road is on the city limits.

[00:39:14] Like, one side of the road, uh, Clifton.

[00:39:16] Other side of the road, not Clifton.

[00:39:19] So, yeah.

[00:39:22] Um, and yeah, you look at, like, check your time, it's like, all right, you guys got here

[00:39:26] in about two and a half hours.

[00:39:28] You look back, you're like, actually, was it two and a half hours, or was it, uh, yeah,

[00:39:34] it was two and a half hours.

[00:39:35] Uh, and then you look around, you, you're like, check, uh, like, how long he's gonna be,

[00:39:38] it's like, he's still gonna be, like, another three hours.

[00:39:41] Should we ditch this car?

[00:39:44] Because we're gonna have a helicopter soon.

[00:39:48] And this is...

[00:39:49] Does he have to go through the tunnel?

[00:39:51] Is the tunnel big enough to accommodate a helicopter?

[00:39:54] Uh, the tunnel is...

[00:39:56] Hold on, the tunnel's not big enough for a helicopter.

[00:39:57] How deep is the tunnel?

[00:39:58] Uh, I'm double checking.

[00:40:00] Uh, I'm taking a look at the roads.

[00:40:02] Um...

[00:40:03] I mean, if it doesn't look like the helicopter will fit, we can just coat it in butter and

[00:40:06] just slip it in there.

[00:40:08] I'm just saying, if it's just a short tunnel, you just walk in.

[00:40:11] And try to find them and then walk out, you know?

[00:40:13] Yeah, uh, it is basically large enough for a single car.

[00:40:17] How long is it, though?

[00:40:18] Is it a short tunnel?

[00:40:19] It is a pretty short tunnel.

[00:40:20] It's, like, not even, like, 50 meters.

[00:40:22] Like, 50 feet away.

[00:40:23] Okay, so...

[00:40:23] Unless we actually physically have to drive a car through to part of the ritual or whatever

[00:40:29] to summon this thing, then we don't technically need it.

[00:40:32] Yeah.

[00:40:32] Fair.

[00:40:32] We could park it elsewhere for now.

[00:40:35] In the bush somewhere and then just stand here.

[00:40:38] Oh.

[00:40:38] Instead of standing...

[00:40:39] Instead of waiting here in a stolen car, is what I'm saying.

[00:40:42] While we're waiting, I'm gonna cast Precidivitation.

[00:40:45] And I'm gonna start going over every square inch of that car to change it black.

[00:40:51] Okay.

[00:40:51] I thought you were gonna say, to use your Precidivitation, don't get rid of all your DNA trace and stuff.

[00:40:55] Actually, I mean, I'm gonna do that, too, but...

[00:40:59] Yeah, that's also, like, for camouflage.

[00:41:00] But they're looking for a white car.

[00:41:02] Yep.

[00:41:03] Do the license plate, too.

[00:41:04] Yeah.

[00:41:05] I can't change the license plate.

[00:41:06] No?

[00:41:07] No.

[00:41:07] Why not?

[00:41:07] Because license plates are, like, pressed.

[00:41:13] I can't change the letters on it.

[00:41:15] I can change the color of clothing, so I assume that extends to changing the color of paint.

[00:41:22] Okay.

[00:41:23] Like, you can't change the pressing of it, but you could change the paint of it.

[00:41:27] Because it is still painted.

[00:41:28] Yes.

[00:41:29] So it might look a little warbly, but at a quick glance...

[00:41:33] They'll be able to see.

[00:41:33] It would be a different number.

[00:41:35] So what's the license plate?

[00:41:36] It's a license plate.

[00:41:39] Or, like, what do you...

[00:41:39] Like...

[00:41:40] Okay.

[00:41:41] So I'm looking for things that are easily changed.

[00:41:44] Like, if it's an H, I can change...

[00:41:46] I can change this and this to white and leave this colored.

[00:41:51] So then it looks like a 1 or an L.

[00:41:53] Gotcha.

[00:41:56] Or...

[00:41:57] What other letters and numbers are easy to do?

[00:42:01] I could do the same with T's.

[00:42:07] A 3 could turn into a B.

[00:42:11] Yeah, I could try to change a 3 into a B.

[00:42:14] Oh, yeah.

[00:42:15] You can do that.

[00:42:15] Okay.

[00:42:16] So any of that...

[00:42:18] Anything that I can easily change, I'm going to...

[00:42:22] So basically, it's sort of like you're just painting over certain things to make them look like...

[00:42:26] Like, fudge them a little bit to make them...

[00:42:27] Yeah.

[00:42:28] Like, different numbers.

[00:42:29] Yeah.

[00:42:29] Okay.

[00:42:31] Yeah.

[00:42:31] You manage to do that.

[00:42:32] It probably takes a little time.

[00:42:34] But again, like, the bunny man is supposed to not show up until, like, 3 o'clock...

[00:42:40] Or, like, 3.30.

[00:42:41] Or, like, 3.03 in the evening.

[00:42:43] Oh, in the evening?

[00:42:43] Yeah.

[00:42:43] What time is it now?

[00:42:44] It's, like, midday.

[00:42:46] At this point, it's, like, just after lunch.

[00:42:48] Is he going to get here in time?

[00:42:50] Yeah.

[00:42:51] He can get here in time.

[00:42:51] Okay.

[00:42:52] You guys will be getting...

[00:42:52] Like, he'll be arriving probably...

[00:42:54] Like, you guys...

[00:42:54] It's about, like, 1 o'clock.

[00:42:56] Maybe 2.

[00:42:57] So he'll be here by, like, 5.

[00:43:00] Max.

[00:43:01] But we...

[00:43:02] At 3 is when this happens.

[00:43:05] No, it's 3 in the evening.

[00:43:07] Like...

[00:43:07] Or, like, sorry.

[00:43:07] In the morning.

[00:43:08] Thank you.

[00:43:09] Okay.

[00:43:09] I was going to say.

[00:43:09] Like, it's almost 3 now.

[00:43:11] I always get confused.

[00:43:11] Like, because I always think evening as in, like, evening.

[00:43:14] Like, late.

[00:43:15] Like, after 12.

[00:43:17] After midnight.

[00:43:17] Nah, it's just AM, PM.

[00:43:18] Yeah.

[00:43:20] What's up, Aaron?

[00:43:23] My bees haven't arrived yet.

[00:43:25] Oh.

[00:43:26] Okay.

[00:43:27] They were supposed to arrive on Tuesday.

[00:43:29] They did not.

[00:43:30] Mm-hmm.

[00:43:31] I've been told that they're going to arrive at some time next week.

[00:43:36] The email that I just got says they're going to be arriving overnight Wednesday night.

[00:43:44] That means that I can pick them up on Thursday and set them up to move into their house.

[00:43:52] Of course.

[00:43:52] And I can't check on them because I'll be gone to Niagara Falls.

[00:43:58] They'll be fine.

[00:43:59] They're very self-sufficient.

[00:44:01] I know.

[00:44:01] Can you get them to delay it?

[00:44:03] Or have a...

[00:44:04] No, they're coming from New Zealand.

[00:44:06] And PB Mart won't hold them.

[00:44:08] They don't have bee specialists.

[00:44:10] We have to get bees from New Zealand?

[00:44:13] Apparently.

[00:44:14] Literally the other side of the fucking planet.

[00:44:17] Right?

[00:44:18] I'm with you there.

[00:44:19] I have no idea why they ordered them from New Zealand, but those are the ones that we got.

[00:44:23] So it is what it is.

[00:44:29] But I'm not going to be able to check and make sure that they've released the queen.

[00:44:38] And I'm not going to ask you to do that.

[00:44:40] Thank you.

[00:44:42] Come back.

[00:44:42] He's completely stung head to toe.

[00:44:44] I'm almost like...

[00:44:45] The queen comes in a little plastic case.

[00:44:48] And the plastic case is sealed with essentially candy.

[00:44:54] So you put the queen in her plastic case in the hive.

[00:44:59] And it's got grates all over it so that her smell can get out.

[00:45:03] And then you just uncap this tube that they give you that's full of the swarm.

[00:45:08] You put the tube right next to the opening for your hive.

[00:45:12] And then they can smell the queen.

[00:45:14] They follow.

[00:45:15] They go right to her.

[00:45:16] And then they spend the next couple of days eating the candy to release the queen from her container.

[00:45:24] Okay.

[00:45:25] Do they do that on purpose just to delay the introduction of the queen entirely?

[00:45:30] No, it's really just so that you can introduce the queen and they can release her from it.

[00:45:38] Because it's the easiest way for them to be able to do it.

[00:45:41] Oh, they have to do it?

[00:45:42] Well, they don't...

[00:45:44] It just makes them feel important.

[00:45:46] And also it makes sure that they go in because they're going to the queen.

[00:45:50] Exactly.

[00:45:50] And it also means that they have to keep coming.

[00:45:53] They'll go out to forage and stuff.

[00:45:56] But they'll keep coming back there because the queen can't leave.

[00:45:59] By the time the queen finally gets out, she's like, oh, no, you know what?

[00:46:02] This is cool.

[00:46:03] I'm home.

[00:46:04] This isn't a bad place to be.

[00:46:06] To be.

[00:46:07] To be.

[00:46:08] Yeah.

[00:46:09] I'm sorry.

[00:46:10] No, I'm sorry.

[00:46:12] But, yeah, that means that I basically have to set it up.

[00:46:17] Set them up to be able to do that.

[00:46:20] And then I won't be able to check on them until I get back Sunday night.

[00:46:23] Do you have anyone that can check on them?

[00:46:25] Not for us, obviously.

[00:46:29] You're the bee guy.

[00:46:31] Yeah.

[00:46:31] And literally everything I know about bees came from the book Beekeeping for Dummies.

[00:46:37] Literally called that?

[00:46:38] Yeah.

[00:46:38] I have a beekeeping for dummies book.

[00:46:40] I also have a chickens for dummies book.

[00:46:42] Now I need to get a goats and a sheep for dummies book.

[00:46:45] You bought them through Peavey Mart, right?

[00:46:48] Yeah.

[00:46:48] Is that what you said?

[00:46:50] Would they know anyone who can come and check on this?

[00:46:53] No, they've actually hired professionals from New Zealand to travel with the bees until delivery.

[00:47:01] What the fuck?

[00:47:03] Yeah.

[00:47:05] Hmm.

[00:47:06] So, I guess I'm just going to do this and hope for the best.

[00:47:10] Yeah.

[00:47:10] So it's Team Kiwi B.

[00:47:13] Kiwi B.

[00:47:14] Yep.

[00:47:14] Yep.

[00:47:16] All right.

[00:47:17] Sorry.

[00:47:17] No, it's good.

[00:47:18] So, you guys are...

[00:47:20] Yeah, like, it won't be back...

[00:47:22] It'll be like 3.03 a.m.

[00:47:26] is when this creature, this bunny man, is supposed to show up.

[00:47:30] Mm-hmm.

[00:47:31] At least that's what, like, the urban legends and stories say.

[00:47:35] What's the witching hour?

[00:47:36] Isn't it 3.33?

[00:47:37] It's 3.03, isn't it?

[00:47:39] Oh, it's 3.03.

[00:47:40] I think it's...

[00:47:41] There's variables.

[00:47:42] It's like 3 o'clock, 3.03, midnight, 3.30.

[00:47:47] Like, it's usually around, like, the 3...

[00:47:50] Something with 3 or, like, midnight specifically is usually the witching hour.

[00:47:54] Mm-hmm.

[00:47:54] I think 3.03 and 3 o'clock are, like, the devil's hour or something like that.

[00:48:02] Hmm.

[00:48:05] But, yeah, so that's when...

[00:48:06] I'm sure it'd be 7.03 because that's technically 6.66.

[00:48:09] But...

[00:48:09] No, wouldn't that be 7.03?

[00:48:10] That'd be too early in the morning.

[00:48:11] That'd be in the morning at that point, so...

[00:48:13] 7.06 would be 6.66.

[00:48:16] Yeah, you're right.

[00:48:17] I miscounted.

[00:48:18] Dumbly.

[00:48:19] But, yes.

[00:48:20] But, yeah.

[00:48:21] Also, yeah, and, like, from what you've seen on, like,

[00:48:23] when you guys were, like, doing some research on this,

[00:48:27] you also saw, like, a lot of the people that end up dead

[00:48:30] or that they found in the area that have been, like, dead,

[00:48:33] usually they got their death time around, like, 3.30 or 3.04 or 3.05.

[00:48:40] Mm-hmm.

[00:48:40] Something like that.

[00:48:42] So.

[00:48:43] But that's just when...

[00:48:44] That's when people found them.

[00:48:46] No, that's, like, when they, like, oh, this person...

[00:48:49] Oh, he died.

[00:48:50] Yeah.

[00:48:51] Estimated time of death at...

[00:48:53] Yeah.

[00:48:54] Sometime around 3.

[00:48:55] Mm-hmm.

[00:48:55] Or just after 3.

[00:48:56] Yep.

[00:48:58] But, yeah, so you guys, yeah, he's painting the color...

[00:49:01] Or he's painting up the car to be a little inconspicuous.

[00:49:05] And you're just kind of...

[00:49:06] Are you just standing out there looking at...

[00:49:08] Like, kind of, like, keeping an eye on the area?

[00:49:10] I'm assuming we're not just sitting on the road.

[00:49:12] I don't know, are you?

[00:49:12] No.

[00:49:13] I don't think you should be repainting the car in the middle of the road.

[00:49:16] Yeah.

[00:49:16] With passerbys.

[00:49:17] Well, um, based on the map of the area...

[00:49:21] I'm sorry, Dave.

[00:49:24] I'm sorry.

[00:49:25] Okay.

[00:49:27] You cast Pass Without Trace on me?

[00:49:30] Yeah.

[00:49:31] I can cast it for free an infinite number of times per day.

[00:49:36] Oh.

[00:49:36] That's neat.

[00:49:37] How?

[00:49:37] Why?

[00:49:38] Remember that staff that I got?

[00:49:40] Oh, yeah.

[00:49:42] Um.

[00:49:43] I will say...

[00:49:43] But you didn't necessarily know that you were fucking up.

[00:49:46] That's true.

[00:49:47] I will say, um, for, like, uh, on either side of the overpass, it's pretty dense wood, except

[00:49:54] for one location that's, like, cleared, been cleared for farmland and stuff like that.

[00:49:58] Mm-hmm.

[00:49:58] Um, and there are, like, a couple, like, driveways that, like, within view of the, uh, within visible

[00:50:03] view of the, uh, of the overpass tunnel.

[00:50:06] Mm-hmm.

[00:50:06] Um, that you guys can see.

[00:50:07] So, like, there are people living out here.

[00:50:10] Yeah.

[00:50:10] Despite the harrowingness of this place.

[00:50:13] So...

[00:50:13] Probably before he actually does the repainting, we would drive through the tunnel to get a

[00:50:17] quick, like, idea of what it's like in there.

[00:50:20] Yeah.

[00:50:20] If there's any hiding places or whatever.

[00:50:22] Mm-hmm.

[00:50:22] And then on the other side of the tunnel, we'll just find a side road or somewhere to turn

[00:50:27] off so we're not on the main highway to do this.

[00:50:30] Okay.

[00:50:31] Um, you guys do get a kind of a weird buzz, like, on the back of your head.

[00:50:35] Um, just, like, as you're passing through it.

[00:50:37] So you guys can roll me an arcana or a perception test.

[00:50:41] Just, like, either a regular perception test or an arcana.

[00:50:48] 19.

[00:50:50] 19 on...

[00:50:51] Perception.

[00:50:51] Perception?

[00:50:51] Okay.

[00:50:55] Okay.

[00:50:56] Uh, 25.

[00:51:05] All right.

[00:51:05] 25?

[00:51:06] Okay.

[00:51:06] So, um, for, uh, John, you're, you're driving through and you're, like, looking as you're,

[00:51:10] like, through the spotlight, like, through the, uh, the car's headlights and some of that,

[00:51:13] like, of all the, uh, the walls and stuff.

[00:51:15] I'm looking for, like, any alcoves.

[00:51:16] You don't see any specific alcoves.

[00:51:17] It seems like it's pretty, like, it's all, like, brick, mortar, and plastered.

[00:51:21] Like, but, uh, amongst the plaster, there's all these, like, new and old graffiti, um,

[00:51:26] that is, most of the time, most of it is rambling, but some of it is, like, it seems

[00:51:30] to have a theme, like, the bunny man strikes at midnight, or the bunny man will get you,

[00:51:36] uh, like, something like that.

[00:51:37] Is it all the same?

[00:51:38] Does it look like it was all done by the same person?

[00:51:40] No, it's by, it's clearly by different people.

[00:51:42] There's different styles of it.

[00:51:43] Yeah.

[00:51:43] Um, like, different styles of graffiti or different, different markings people have left over the

[00:51:48] years.

[00:51:48] Yeah, so it's about, it's random people graffitiing it.

[00:51:50] Yeah.

[00:51:51] And it's clear that, like, some of it is, looks like the, the, the city has tried to, like,

[00:51:55] get rid of it, some, uh, some of the older stuff.

[00:51:57] Mm-hmm.

[00:51:57] Uh, there's definitely signs of that.

[00:51:59] Um, you do get the faint smell as you, like, I assume you have the car windows open.

[00:52:05] Or would you have the car?

[00:52:06] Is it hot?

[00:52:07] Um, it's, at this point, it's, it's, uh, November.

[00:52:12] So now.

[00:52:13] So now, it's.

[00:52:14] I mean, the vents would be open, so we'd potentially be getting some outside smell.

[00:52:18] Okay.

[00:52:18] Unless I have it on Recirculate, which I have no reason to right now.

[00:52:21] Okay.

[00:52:22] Um, but you're getting a weird tinny smell.

[00:52:24] Just, like, very faint tinny smell through the, uh, like, uh, in, through your, uh, through

[00:52:30] your.

[00:52:31] Through the vents.

[00:52:32] Yeah, through the vents.

[00:52:32] Okay.

[00:52:33] Um, Jacob.

[00:52:36] This place, you hate it.

[00:52:40] Like, you do not, like, it feels like you're, you're traveling through an asylum.

[00:52:47] Like, you feel madness.

[00:52:49] You feel death.

[00:52:51] You feel, you can sense, um, a very old, um, insanity permeating this tunnel.

[00:53:02] Okay.

[00:53:03] Okay.

[00:53:04] Great.

[00:53:04] So this is obviously Haster's tunnel.

[00:53:07] Your head explodes.

[00:53:09] Um, I'm pretty sure that, uh, that it's Haster that we're gonna meet up with you.

[00:53:14] Your other head explodes.

[00:53:17] Haster will kill us all.

[00:53:19] My head explodes, I guess.

[00:53:22] Hold on.

[00:53:22] Who's Haster?

[00:53:23] Your head explodes now.

[00:53:25] He's the king of the yellow.

[00:53:26] He should not be named.

[00:53:28] Yeah, he's, uh, basically a.

[00:53:30] Voldemort?

[00:53:32] He's from, uh, H.P. Lovecraft.

[00:53:34] He's, uh, Eldritch God.

[00:53:36] He's not even H.P. Lovecraft.

[00:53:37] Well, he's, he's kind of.

[00:53:38] He's in the mythos that he created.

[00:53:40] You're not supposed to say his name.

[00:53:41] If you say his name, you die.

[00:53:42] Yeah.

[00:53:43] I thought you liked Beetlejuice, though, and you had to say it three times.

[00:53:46] No.

[00:53:46] No.

[00:53:46] Okay.

[00:53:48] Also, that whole thing, I think, is actually more from, uh, the webcomic, The Unspeakable Vault

[00:53:53] of Doom.

[00:53:53] Oh, is it?

[00:53:54] Where it's like, every time somebody says, you should not be named his name, their head

[00:53:58] goes, Gus Borsh.

[00:54:00] Okay.

[00:54:00] I thought that was actually a thing.

[00:54:01] It's, I mean, it's not supposed to say it.

[00:54:03] It doesn't, it's not great that you say it, but.

[00:54:05] Oh, okay.

[00:54:06] Um.

[00:54:08] But yeah, you, that, you, it's sort of like that Ace Ventura, it's like, what a lovely

[00:54:11] tunnel of death.

[00:54:12] Nice.

[00:54:14] Take care now, bye-bye, man.

[00:54:15] Yeah.

[00:54:16] Mm-hmm.

[00:54:17] But, uh.

[00:54:18] To me, I'm like, it's not that bad.

[00:54:19] I mean, there's some graffiti that all the kids did.

[00:54:21] You feel, you feel like that, it's like the, the, the weird, like buzzing kind of feel,

[00:54:27] like feeling.

[00:54:27] Mm-hmm.

[00:54:27] You're just not focusing on it.

[00:54:29] Yeah.

[00:54:29] Yeah.

[00:54:30] Partially because I'm driving the car as well.

[00:54:32] I have to make sure I don't crash.

[00:54:33] Hey.

[00:54:34] Hey, what's that over there?

[00:54:36] It wouldn't even crash.

[00:54:37] It'd be like.

[00:54:39] Yeah.

[00:54:39] Scrape the one side.

[00:54:41] Mm-hmm.

[00:54:42] Because that's about the most you could do in this tunnel.

[00:54:44] Yeah.

[00:54:45] Um.

[00:54:46] Because like, you, you're looking at like, the tunnel itself is like, you could probably

[00:54:49] maybe fit a person on one side of a car.

[00:54:52] Mm-hmm.

[00:54:52] And a car.

[00:54:53] Mm-hmm.

[00:54:54] In this tunnel.

[00:54:54] But yeah.

[00:54:57] But, uh.

[00:54:57] Which means if the bunny man shows up in here, we can easily hit him with a car.

[00:55:00] Yeah.

[00:55:02] Is this tunnel straight or curved?

[00:55:05] Uh, it's straight.

[00:55:05] It's like only, it's like only like 50 feet busy.

[00:55:08] Just like, right through, uh.

[00:55:10] You can't tell it's sexual orientation.

[00:55:11] Yeah, no.

[00:55:13] No, this whole thing is gay.

[00:55:15] Wow.

[00:55:17] We just parked the helicopter at one end.

[00:55:20] And just use the main gun.

[00:55:22] There are, I want to point out again.

[00:55:25] As long as we're not at the other end.

[00:55:26] Because that would be retarded.

[00:55:27] Yeah.

[00:55:28] Yeah.

[00:55:31] Yeah.

[00:55:31] I also want to, again, reiterate, there are properties of, like, with like farmhouses

[00:55:36] and like, and people living in the, in the area around this tunnel.

[00:55:41] Acceptable collateral damage.

[00:55:43] We have time.

[00:55:44] We can go in there and make sure they don't see anymore.

[00:55:50] So you, yeah.

[00:55:51] Operation security.

[00:55:52] There are like two, there are two driveways on the one, on the one side of the tunnel there

[00:55:56] are, and then there is a, there are actually two properties, two driveways on the other

[00:56:00] side of the tunnel.

[00:56:01] So yeah, if you want to just go out to those farms and just like, no witnesses.

[00:56:04] No, no, no, obviously not.

[00:56:06] But either way.

[00:56:06] So there are four, um, residences that potentially have line of sight on what we're doing.

[00:56:12] Pretty much.

[00:56:13] Yeah.

[00:56:13] Or at least within hearing distance of any kind of like noise and some of that.

[00:56:17] Okay.

[00:56:17] Yeah.

[00:56:18] That being said, like.

[00:56:19] A helicopter coming in here might not be the best.

[00:56:22] Uh, or the, the helicopter coming down, like, you're not going to see it, but they're

[00:56:25] going to hear the strange, like sound come, like, like descending down to a location that

[00:56:31] is a known weird location, like a place of, of ill repute and strangeness.

[00:56:36] Just land in one of their fields and make a cool crop circle for them.

[00:56:42] Um, okay.

[00:56:43] So we should actually find somewhere where the hind can land then.

[00:56:47] In the couple hours we have.

[00:56:50] That's nearby ish.

[00:56:53] Because there's a lot more people around this, uh, tunnel than I thought.

[00:56:57] Yeah.

[00:56:57] You look around like, yeah, like it's very heavily forested, but there's still like a ton

[00:57:01] of people, like, looks like basically rich folk or people that can afford to like buy out

[00:57:05] in like the country.

[00:57:06] Um, like I've set up houses in the, in the woods around this, uh, this tunnel.

[00:57:11] Yeah.

[00:57:11] Granted, I don't think these people watch the tunnel specifically because people are still

[00:57:16] dying here constantly and no one's stopping them.

[00:57:18] So I'm not concerned about us going in there.

[00:57:21] It's just the loudness of the hind.

[00:57:25] Yeah.

[00:57:26] You, you assume that these people either don't, are unaware blissfully of the situation.

[00:57:30] They just think it's a weird spot or they might even be in the know that like, don't

[00:57:34] fuck with this tunnel, especially at night.

[00:57:37] So can anyone cast silence?

[00:57:42] I do not have it on my spell list.

[00:57:43] I don't think so.

[00:57:45] No.

[00:57:46] No.

[00:57:47] No.

[00:57:47] All right.

[00:57:48] Not to my knowledge anyway.

[00:57:51] That's, that's fine.

[00:57:52] That's fine.

[00:57:56] Okay.

[00:57:57] So you're.

[00:57:57] Jesus Christ.

[00:57:59] Hmm?

[00:58:00] Nothing.

[00:58:00] Okay.

[00:58:01] The staff that you gave me will allow me to cast awaken.

[00:58:07] Okay.

[00:58:10] Means I can bestow an intelligence score on plants or beasts.

[00:58:16] Oh, okay.

[00:58:16] Cool.

[00:58:18] That's pretty neat.

[00:58:19] That's nature right there.

[00:58:22] That's pretty neat.

[00:58:23] Mm-hmm.

[00:58:23] Mm-hmm.

[00:58:24] Um, okay.

[00:58:25] So what do you guys, so like I'm going to, otherwise I'm going to speed up time and have

[00:58:29] him show up in the area.

[00:58:31] The other option is like Yuri and Yuri are with you, right?

[00:58:35] Yes.

[00:58:35] So they could just fly you nearby.

[00:58:37] You invisible fast rope down.

[00:58:39] They just, and then they just fuck off.

[00:58:42] Yeah, it's fine.

[00:58:43] Okay.

[00:58:45] So do we want to patch this up?

[00:58:46] Like you guys?

[00:58:46] Well, we should find an area.

[00:58:47] We have to waste time anyway, so we might as well see if we can find an area that's close

[00:58:51] by-ish.

[00:58:52] A little bit of a clearing in a forest or something.

[00:58:55] Just using Google Maps or something.

[00:58:57] I'm actually still.

[00:58:58] Doing exactly what you're doing.

[00:59:00] I'm trying to find something for you guys right now.

[00:59:02] I will give us all a pass without a trace.

[00:59:05] Appreciate that.

[00:59:06] Would that work on the car?

[00:59:08] I.

[00:59:09] I think it works on.

[00:59:11] Living creatures.

[00:59:11] On living creatures.

[00:59:13] Yeah.

[00:59:13] Probably his best, your best bet is actually for them, there is a forest north of the area.

[00:59:23] Because literally all the forests around Colchester Overpass are dotted, like honeycombed with

[00:59:33] houses, with people's properties.

[00:59:35] Yeah.

[00:59:35] In the bush.

[00:59:36] Like the closest, like area, the closest forest that isn't being used as like somebody's

[00:59:41] like a state or property is probably about two kilometers north in the North Castle, near

[00:59:51] North Castle Creek.

[00:59:52] So.

[00:59:53] That's probably the closest you guys will be able to get your, like take the helicopter.

[00:59:57] Two hours north you said?

[00:59:58] No, two kilometers.

[00:59:59] Oh, okay.

[00:59:59] So like, probably like five, ten minutes.

[01:00:02] Five, ten minutes on by car.

[01:00:03] Mm-hmm.

[01:00:05] Yeah.

[01:00:05] Dave, for the duration, each creature you choose within 30 feet of you, including you, has

[01:00:10] a plus ten bonus, two dexterity, stealth checks, and can't be tracked.

[01:00:14] Can you cast Awaken on the car?

[01:00:18] Or it has to be a beast or a plant.

[01:00:21] Hmm.

[01:00:22] It's a beast.

[01:00:23] Yeah, what if it was a, what if it was a Dodge Demon?

[01:00:29] Well, what did a Ford Mustang?

[01:00:32] Wondering if there's a...

[01:00:32] Volkswagen Buggy.

[01:00:34] All the beasts.

[01:00:36] All right.

[01:00:36] Anyway, so yeah, are you guys like looking online so that you guys can find like a spot

[01:00:41] in your area to stop off or like hide it while you guys are doing this?

[01:00:46] Okay, so I'll find that information, then I'll call Marcel's number.

[01:00:50] Yeah.

[01:00:50] And let him know.

[01:00:52] So at the location, there are houses all over the freaking place, shockingly.

[01:00:57] So you can either just fly by and get Yuri to hover while you fast rope down or find a

[01:01:04] spot ten minutes away by car where you can land if you want to park it there.

[01:01:08] Or you can do both.

[01:01:09] You can fast rope here and have Yuri land there, whatever you want to do.

[01:01:12] It's up to you.

[01:01:12] Eh, we'll just have him park it over there.

[01:01:14] Okay, sounds good.

[01:01:15] So we'll meet you there then?

[01:01:16] We'll be close by on standby.

[01:01:17] Okay, so we'll just meet you there?

[01:01:19] Yeah.

[01:01:19] All right, cool.

[01:01:23] Goddamn Yuri.

[01:01:24] Spit it out.

[01:01:25] Sorry.

[01:01:26] That was little Yuri.

[01:01:29] Yeah.

[01:01:31] It sounded like he made a mole rat.

[01:01:34] All right, so you...

[01:01:36] Yeah, Yuri...

[01:01:36] So there's a sound of like helicopter in the air, but you don't see anything.

[01:01:42] And you don't see him descend down on a cable until he gets like pretty close to the ground,

[01:01:46] like below the tree line.

[01:01:48] Oh, I think we determined he's just going to land in the clearing.

[01:01:50] And we're waiting in the clearing.

[01:01:51] Oh, okay.

[01:01:52] You're just waiting?

[01:01:52] Okay.

[01:01:52] Yeah.

[01:01:53] So how is he getting...

[01:01:54] Are you guys driving up?

[01:01:55] Are you going to drive up to that location?

[01:01:57] Oh, okay.

[01:01:58] Yeah.

[01:01:58] All right, you do so.

[01:02:01] And actually, on the drive back, as you guys are driving back, everybody will make perception

[01:02:06] tests.

[01:02:07] Are you also in the car or are you waiting at the tunnel?

[01:02:12] I have to stay within 30 feet of that.

[01:02:14] Okay.

[01:02:15] Why?

[01:02:16] For you to get the benefit of pass through the trace.

[01:02:19] Oh, I guess.

[01:02:20] Yeah.

[01:02:21] 10.

[01:02:22] Or for mine...

[01:02:23] Oh, is pass through the trace...

[01:02:24] So is that affecting the car?

[01:02:26] No.

[01:02:26] No.

[01:02:26] Okay.

[01:02:27] It's just for us.

[01:02:29] Technically, mine goes for an hour, the one I cast on us.

[01:02:31] Yes.

[01:02:32] But then he joined.

[01:02:33] Yes.

[01:02:34] And, you know, he's not very stocky.

[01:02:38] No.

[01:02:40] Sorry.

[01:02:41] What was I say?

[01:02:42] Perception?

[01:02:43] Yeah.

[01:02:44] Perception.

[01:02:45] 14.

[01:02:46] 14?

[01:02:46] Okay.

[01:02:47] 10.

[01:02:48] 10.

[01:02:50] Okay.

[01:02:53] Natural 20.

[01:02:54] Goddamn.

[01:02:55] All right.

[01:02:55] So, from the driver, I guess, John and Jacob, you guys hear a very faint, like, buzzing

[01:03:06] sound.

[01:03:07] Not coming from your head.

[01:03:09] It's not coming from inside your head.

[01:03:10] It's not like a mental sound.

[01:03:12] It's like an external sound.

[01:03:13] You're hearing very faint, very high-pitched whining or buzzing sound.

[01:03:17] But it's like muffled by the sound of the car and such.

[01:03:20] And, Jacob, you look outside because, like, you're trying to trace where it is.

[01:03:24] And you guys are being tailed by a drone.

[01:03:30] Like, pretty slim.

[01:03:31] It's a large, but slim kind of a covert-looking drone.

[01:03:38] Okay.

[01:03:39] Okay.

[01:03:40] I can point it out to these guys if I can.

[01:03:47] Okay.

[01:03:48] Don't look at it.

[01:03:50] Because we don't want it to know that we know it's there.

[01:03:54] Why the hell is there a drone following us?

[01:03:57] Has there always been a drone following us?

[01:03:59] Well, you know, we are in Illuminati territory.

[01:04:03] I mean, I just like, why are there a drone following us?

[01:04:06] Like, just, like, whistling casually at the back.

[01:04:09] Mm-hmm.

[01:04:10] Just like, like, casual.

[01:04:12] Yeah, one person's loudly whistling.

[01:04:13] Another person's, like, scratching the back of their neck all the time.

[01:04:19] Yeah, I assume it's probably, probably the Illuminati.

[01:04:24] Sorry, Batman.

[01:04:27] I mean, as long as there's no little machine gun or a taser on that, I don't give a shit.

[01:04:31] Oh, shit.

[01:04:33] It's just, it's a fucking machine gun.

[01:04:35] It's a comic-con.

[01:04:36] Oh, okay, there's a bomb on it.

[01:04:37] Great, that's fine.

[01:04:38] No, so far it looks like it's, like, I mean, it's big, but it's, like, also pretty, like,

[01:04:42] slender kind of, like, it's, like, it's made for, it might have some secret things,

[01:04:45] like, some things to it, but, like, otherwise it's made for, like, kind of scouting and

[01:04:49] stuff like that.

[01:04:53] But yeah, okay.

[01:04:54] Might just be them.

[01:04:55] That's, that's the way they use.

[01:04:58] Refresh my memory.

[01:04:59] Why are we fucking with the rabbit?

[01:05:01] We need the golden ticket.

[01:05:04] Oh, fuck yeah, okay.

[01:05:06] Sorry, I don't know how long I've been in that limbo space.

[01:05:09] It's a little bit a day.

[01:05:10] I was dead a little bit.

[01:05:12] Yeah, he says it's a little bit a day.

[01:05:13] It's, like, it's felt like, like, like, three months.

[01:05:17] Maybe.

[01:05:17] Maybe.

[01:05:18] It was, time, time's a flat circle in limbo.

[01:05:22] I didn't have my phone really slow things.

[01:05:25] No, you did have your phone.

[01:05:26] You just didn't have time.

[01:05:27] Like, the time kept changing every time you, like, looked up, like, looked at the phone.

[01:05:30] Because you remember you were, at one point you were playing, like, Candy Crush.

[01:05:34] Candy Crush and some of that.

[01:05:38] All right, so are you, what are you, are you doing anything?

[01:05:40] Like, just leaving, like, kind of, like, acting casual as you, like, well, I guess we just

[01:05:44] have to ignore it.

[01:05:45] Hopefully they don't do anything, or...

[01:05:47] I mean, if they just want to watch, whatever.

[01:05:51] Like, again, we're just...

[01:05:53] We're not doing anything that is fucking with them specifically.

[01:05:58] So, whatever, it doesn't matter to me.

[01:06:00] Okay.

[01:06:01] As long as you guys are cool with it, I'm cool with it.

[01:06:03] Yeah.

[01:06:04] But, um, a little bit after, once you guys arrive at Colchester, uh, overpass and, and

[01:06:10] park, or you see where you guys are parking the car, like, off to the side of the road,

[01:06:13] like, somewhere, like, a little bit, like, out, like, where you won't be super noticeable.

[01:06:17] Yeah.

[01:06:18] Um, you look around for the drone after, a little bit after you guys get settled at that overpass,

[01:06:23] and you can't seem to find it.

[01:06:24] But, so either it's, it's hiding farther away, or it's gone off to, to do something.

[01:06:30] Mm-hmm.

[01:06:31] Okay.

[01:06:32] Uh, but yeah, it still leaves you guys...

[01:06:33] Do you flew through the airspace?

[01:06:35] Did they contact you at all?

[01:06:37] Am I there, Dan?

[01:06:38] Hmm?

[01:06:38] Have we dropped out?

[01:06:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:06:40] This is like, this is happening after they picked you up from the helicopter.

[01:06:42] Yeah.

[01:06:43] Yeah.

[01:06:45] Yeah, they were contacting me when I was flying over, uh, Virginia.

[01:06:48] They said, uh, what are you doing here?

[01:06:51] And I told them, Templar business, shut your fucking mouth.

[01:06:54] That's, yeah, that's what, I know what it said too, honestly.

[01:06:58] So, I'm sure they are tracking us.

[01:07:01] Hmm.

[01:07:02] But, they can suck it.

[01:07:05] Fair enough.

[01:07:08] Alright.

[01:07:09] Okay.

[01:07:10] Well, uh, at this point, it's like, we'll say,

[01:07:13] eight.

[01:07:15] So, you still have

[01:07:19] seven hours.

[01:07:23] Should we go into town and get something to eat?

[01:07:24] Like, what do you guys want to do?

[01:07:26] I could go for some fries or beer.

[01:07:28] Mm-hmm.

[01:07:30] Okay.

[01:07:31] Sure.

[01:07:33] So, like, a Texas roadhouse in town?

[01:07:35] Oh, yeah.

[01:07:35] Um, he says.

[01:07:37] I have no idea.

[01:07:38] Where's the question?

[01:07:39] Texas roadhouse in Virginia.

[01:07:41] That's a Virginia roadhouse.

[01:07:43] Wafflehouse.

[01:07:44] No.

[01:07:44] Waffle House.

[01:07:45] Waffle House.

[01:07:45] There is probably a Waffle House nearby.

[01:07:47] There is almost certainly a Waffle House nearby.

[01:07:50] Actually, hang on.

[01:07:53] There's a Tim Hortons.

[01:07:55] The Awful Waffle.

[01:07:56] Fuck yeah.

[01:07:57] The closest Waffle House.

[01:08:00] That's hilarious.

[01:08:02] What?

[01:08:02] The closest Waffle House.

[01:08:04] Is it one of the four buildings that's nearby?

[01:08:07] No, it's in a different town nearby.

[01:08:11] It's in a Waffle House.

[01:08:11] But there is a Waffle House, like, on the, basically in the town of Dale City, which is about, you're looking about like 10, 20 kilometers south of Clifton.

[01:08:26] Oh, 10-minute drive.

[01:08:28] Yeah.

[01:08:29] Yeah, give or take probably about like 20-minute drive.

[01:08:31] Okay.

[01:08:32] With winding roads and stuff.

[01:08:33] Because it's all very hilly here.

[01:08:34] Like, it's sort of like the foothills of Appalachia.

[01:08:38] I have expected you to say it's a five-hour drive to the nearest one.

[01:08:42] Is there a Cracker Barrel closer?

[01:08:44] Let's find out.

[01:08:46] I ain't had Cracker Barrel in five years.

[01:08:48] Oh, man.

[01:08:48] Yeah, you guys have a, that was the cooked up catfish dish they have there.

[01:08:53] That was pretty good.

[01:08:56] This show is not, in no way, sponsored by Cracker Barrel.

[01:08:59] God damn it.

[01:09:00] I wish it was.

[01:09:01] I wish.

[01:09:02] I wish.

[01:09:03] It is.

[01:09:03] There's a Cracker Barrel closer.

[01:09:05] Perfect.

[01:09:05] It's in the town of Bull Run.

[01:09:07] We're going to Cracker Barrel.

[01:09:08] I'm not.

[01:09:09] Bull Run.

[01:09:10] Bull Run.

[01:09:12] Nice.

[01:09:12] In the town of Bull Run, there is a Cracker Barrel that is, it looks like it's like 93 kilometers

[01:09:17] away.

[01:09:18] Now I know where my Ulrich character's from.

[01:09:20] Ulrich Bull Run.

[01:09:21] Yeah.

[01:09:22] That may not actually be the, that might just be a neighborhood in the bigger town.

[01:09:26] What's the actual town called?

[01:09:28] No, if Bull Run keeps popping up, it's probably something else, but Bull Run's right there.

[01:09:31] So, yeah.

[01:09:31] Okay.

[01:09:32] Yeah.

[01:09:33] So, yeah, you go to a Cracker Barrel.

[01:09:35] So, you walk in.

[01:09:36] It's just a big old barrel of crackers in there.

[01:09:39] So, you walk in and there's no, it's not a restaurant.

[01:09:43] Like for you guys, like, I don't know, like you probably know since you're the American,

[01:09:46] like, expat.

[01:09:47] Yeah.

[01:09:48] But the other two Canadians, as you walk in, it starts, you're like, this isn't a restaurant.

[01:09:54] This is a gift shop of, like, Americana.

[01:09:57] It's like, you look around, there's just all this crap.

[01:09:59] Just all this American, like, American branded, like, or Americana.

[01:10:04] Americana.

[01:10:05] Oh, well, no.

[01:10:05] First, we walked in past a row of, what, 110 rocking chairs.

[01:10:09] With a couple of grandmas.

[01:10:11] With a couple of grandmas.

[01:10:12] With a couple of grandmas.

[01:10:12] Sitting out there.

[01:10:14] Smoking and, like, having, like, some coffee or sweet tea.

[01:10:19] And we walk into this gift shop of Americana with every kind of Chinese-made crap.

[01:10:25] Also, a wall of all kinds of Americana, like, sodas.

[01:10:29] Like, we got moxie sodas.

[01:10:30] We got, like, moxie sodas.

[01:10:32] It's all of what I remember from.

[01:10:34] Yeah.

[01:10:34] There's also tons of fudge and candies and sweets.

[01:10:37] And then, again, yeah, like, a bunch of, like, outdoorsy shit.

[01:10:40] It's just diabetes incarnate.

[01:10:42] It is.

[01:10:43] I loved going to Cracker Barrel.

[01:10:45] Loved Cracker Barrel.

[01:10:47] But then you, like, walk over to the halfway point of the building where there's, like,

[01:10:51] a cash register.

[01:10:52] A cash register.

[01:10:53] And then also next to that is, like, you know.

[01:10:55] So halfway through this building, half of the building is swag, basically.

[01:10:59] So, yes, half the building is a gift shop of Cracker Barrel.

[01:11:03] The rest of it is the actual steak.

[01:11:04] Or is the actual, like, cookhouse.

[01:11:06] Yeah, cookhouse.

[01:11:07] Whoa.

[01:11:08] And, yeah, you're, you get.

[01:11:10] It's like GameStop.

[01:11:11] The restaurant.

[01:11:13] So, yeah, you get, like, a waiter, like, a guy, like, meets you at the tillow, like,

[01:11:20] the whole, like, podium thing.

[01:11:21] And he takes you to a table in the actual Cracker Barrel and sits down and gives you

[01:11:28] guys menus and stuff like that.

[01:11:31] And water starts dripping on, um, uh, D3 here.

[01:11:35] I don't even look at the menu.

[01:11:37] Why do you still wear the chicken fries?

[01:11:38] Before you leave.

[01:11:39] Uh, water starts dripping on, uh, Marcel's head just incessantly from a leaky pipe above

[01:11:44] the ceiling.

[01:11:45] Fucking fuck.

[01:11:46] God.

[01:11:46] That is my experience with Cracker Barrel.

[01:11:49] Honestly, that was, like, that, that was my, my experience in Kentucky.

[01:11:53] Every restaurant I went to, I got dripped on from the, from the ceiling.

[01:11:58] I don't know.

[01:11:58] What the fuck?

[01:11:58] I don't know what it was.

[01:11:59] Actually, I, I know what it is.

[01:12:01] It's the humidity's really high and they had to crank the AC so all of the pipes develop

[01:12:08] condensation.

[01:12:08] Yeah.

[01:12:09] And it drips hard.

[01:12:10] Because I bet those were all busy fucking restaurants.

[01:12:12] They were, yeah, like, first, first one was, it was the Pirate Donut in, uh, in, uh, in

[01:12:17] West Virginia.

[01:12:18] We're sitting down and I'm just getting, like, I hear, I'm feeling this, like, tap, tap,

[01:12:21] tap on my, on my, uh, on my shorts.

[01:12:23] I look down, there's, like, a water spot.

[01:12:25] I look up and there's, like, a leaky bit on the top.

[01:12:26] Yeah.

[01:12:27] And then we go to Cracker Barrel, um, after doing the Mammoth Cave stuff and tap, tap,

[01:12:32] tap on the corner of the, of the, of my part of the table.

[01:12:36] Yeah.

[01:12:36] And then we go to the fucking Hardee's.

[01:12:39] It's, like, basically a Burger King or, like, a Wendy's kind of place.

[01:12:43] And at the counter, at the cashier counter, tap, tap, tap on my fucking shoulder.

[01:12:48] Jeez.

[01:12:49] I was like, Adam and I were so perplexed.

[01:12:53] Also, it was weird for him, even.

[01:12:54] Yeah, he was like, I don't know what's going on.

[01:12:57] Let me just put an accent in for him.

[01:12:59] And lo, the South said, fuck that Canadian.

[01:13:02] Yeah, basically.

[01:13:03] Oh, fuck, bud.

[01:13:05] So you, you guys get there, like, you get there, your, uh, your menus for Cracker Barrel.

[01:13:10] Do I need to crack open a menu for Burger Barrel?

[01:13:12] Do you need to crack or barrel that open, that menu open?

[01:13:16] I don't know.

[01:13:17] I will.

[01:13:18] What part of the states are you from?

[01:13:20] Canada.

[01:13:24] The states hat.

[01:13:25] You're, you're Canadian?

[01:13:26] You actually, I'm Canadian people?

[01:13:27] Oh, hell yeah.

[01:13:29] Nah, y'all three are just gonna have chicken fried steak.

[01:13:33] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[01:13:33] It is a thing to try.

[01:13:35] All right, I'll go with your suggestion, sure.

[01:13:37] Not the catfish?

[01:13:38] The deep fried catfish?

[01:13:40] Not the catfish.

[01:13:41] You don't want to upset the cat god.

[01:13:46] He might extrapolate that into...

[01:13:48] Is he, is he, has he got a catfish too?

[01:13:50] But...

[01:13:51] Because in that case, I pissed him off.

[01:13:52] That sounds an awful lot like just a whole bunch of, uh, diabetes right there.

[01:13:57] That's a feature, not a bug.

[01:13:59] They do have pancakes with maple syrup.

[01:14:02] They specifically say maple syrups, uh, on, with the pancakes.

[01:14:06] It's not.

[01:14:07] They can call it maple syrup.

[01:14:09] Spoilers.

[01:14:10] It's 50-50, uh, for, um, uh, Vermont, Vermont maple syrup spliced, uh, sliced with, uh, table

[01:14:17] syrup.

[01:14:18] Yeah.

[01:14:18] I, I, I, I had a, for the longest time I had a little bottle of it from, from one

[01:14:22] of my J-Cop trips.

[01:14:23] Mm-hmm.

[01:14:23] Fucking rat bastards.

[01:14:26] Oh my god.

[01:14:27] Yeah.

[01:14:27] He was using the cheap shit on us.

[01:14:29] Yeah.

[01:14:30] That's the good shit down there.

[01:14:32] That's like finding the good fucking scotch and mixing it with bourbon.

[01:14:37] Man, so you guys all get chicken fried steak.

[01:14:40] Yeah.

[01:14:40] Yeah.

[01:14:40] Yeah.

[01:14:40] That's what you're in for, because I can, I can bring it up.

[01:14:42] It has this, it's literally like deep fried steak, like two cutlets of it.

[01:14:47] Mm-hmm.

[01:14:47] Smeared with white gravy and mashed potatoes.

[01:14:51] Yeah.

[01:14:52] Sure.

[01:14:52] Also, Jacob, are you sure you're going to be okay with it?

[01:14:54] Because we were at the diner and you, you vetoed potatoes.

[01:14:57] Also, I'm only going to eat half of the amount of potatoes.

[01:15:01] Okay.

[01:15:02] And probably, uh, two-thirds of the rest of the plate.

[01:15:05] Okay.

[01:15:06] Let me see what I'm in for.

[01:15:07] Um, because I also know that it's American portions.

[01:15:09] And, uh, we're about to go to a fight and I don't want to be like.

[01:15:13] He's pretty good.

[01:15:15] Soggy.

[01:15:15] You know?

[01:15:18] Okay.

[01:15:19] I'll split my whiskey.

[01:15:20] How about that?

[01:15:20] I just shaved my American head in disgust.

[01:15:21] Well, you're, you're what?

[01:15:22] Like 300 pounds?

[01:15:24] Then I'll just, once I'm done with my plate, I'll just shove the rest over you.

[01:15:28] So I'm going to have like two and a half chicken fried steaks by the end of this meal.

[01:15:31] All right.

[01:15:31] And you're eating the full meal?

[01:15:32] Sure.

[01:15:33] All right.

[01:15:33] You two will constitution savers.

[01:15:36] I feel like I should roll this at an advantage.

[01:15:37] You go on.

[01:15:38] Because, like, you're used to this.

[01:15:40] Yeah.

[01:15:41] Oh, no.

[01:15:46] Five.

[01:15:47] Seven.

[01:15:47] It was so good.

[01:15:48] But like, oh my god.

[01:15:50] Food coma is sneaking in.

[01:15:52] Yeah.

[01:15:52] You're definitely going to be taking disadvantage for the rest of the play.

[01:15:55] Seventeen.

[01:15:56] So, yeah.

[01:15:57] You've got arteries of steel.

[01:16:00] No one's hard to use.

[01:16:02] You have one disadvantage that you can use on him at any time.

[01:16:06] But only one.

[01:16:07] Okay.

[01:16:07] Yeah.

[01:16:08] I like that.

[01:16:09] Mm-hmm.

[01:16:09] Yeah.

[01:16:09] So you have one disadvantage.

[01:16:10] You're just like, oh, that was so good.

[01:16:12] Oh, my god.

[01:16:13] I ate too much.

[01:16:15] Or just disadvantage on, like, movement-based things.

[01:16:19] And then they move at half speed.

[01:16:21] Yeah.

[01:16:23] And then, yeah, basically you have, it's like the equivalent of being slow.

[01:16:26] Having one spell slow down.

[01:16:28] Yeah.

[01:16:28] Permanent slow.

[01:16:29] Yeah.

[01:16:30] But, yeah.

[01:16:30] Then the way it comes out, it's like, oh, so you guys want dessert?

[01:16:32] We got...

[01:16:34] Are you sure we got, like, apple crumble and what?

[01:16:37] Oh, fuck, bud.

[01:16:39] From around these parts.

[01:16:41] Where are you from?

[01:16:42] We're from way the hell up north.

[01:16:45] Oh, so New York?

[01:16:46] No, way the hell up north.

[01:16:48] Vermont?

[01:16:49] Even more the hell up north.

[01:16:51] Maine?

[01:16:52] Canada.

[01:16:54] Fuck, bud.

[01:16:55] You can do it like Alaska?

[01:16:58] Yes.

[01:17:00] More west.

[01:17:01] Or east, rather.

[01:17:02] More west?

[01:17:03] South Dakota.

[01:17:05] No, no, no.

[01:17:05] It's like, further east, like, North Dakota?

[01:17:10] Oh, come on.

[01:17:11] Do we just not exist to you people?

[01:17:14] No.

[01:17:15] Yeah, yeah.

[01:17:17] So must they acknowledge us as their hat?

[01:17:20] What Americans mostly know Canadians from is South Park.

[01:17:23] Yeah.

[01:17:24] Yeah.

[01:17:25] Hi, buddy.

[01:17:26] Hey, buddy.

[01:17:27] I'm not your buddy, guy.

[01:17:29] He's not your good friend.

[01:17:31] He's not your friend, bud.

[01:17:32] Yeah, anyways.

[01:17:33] He's going to go.

[01:17:33] Remember the comments he got?

[01:17:34] He said, oh, you don't sound like they expected you to.

[01:17:37] He's like, yeah, you guys sound like way more fluent in English.

[01:17:43] Your head starts flopping around.

[01:17:44] Yeah, nothing.

[01:17:46] Anyway.

[01:17:47] Why are you guys speaking French?

[01:17:49] Okay.

[01:17:49] Now that we've insulted the Americans.

[01:17:51] Yeah.

[01:17:52] They're recording.

[01:17:54] So yeah, you guys have a great meal from Cracker Barrel.

[01:17:58] Cracker Barrel, please sponsor us.

[01:18:01] Wasn't there a restaurant in the previous episode that we talked at length about as well?

[01:18:05] Yeah.

[01:18:06] Hills.

[01:18:07] Yeah.

[01:18:07] That's right.

[01:18:08] They might sponsor us.

[01:18:09] They might be useless.

[01:18:12] You take that back, sir.

[01:18:14] They are not useless.

[01:18:15] Anyway.

[01:18:17] Yeah.

[01:18:18] So you guys walk out.

[01:18:19] Like, you're walking a little slower.

[01:18:21] It's like, your stomach's like, it was so good.

[01:18:24] It feels so good.

[01:18:25] But then your stomach's just like, growling.

[01:18:29] Like, it hurts.

[01:18:30] I might take your suggestion next time to hold back.

[01:18:36] Always hold back on the potatoes, my friend.

[01:18:38] Yeah.

[01:18:38] You go outside.

[01:18:41] There's half of the grandmothers that were on the rocking chair.

[01:18:45] So there were when you guys were.

[01:18:46] Where'd the rest of their halves go?

[01:18:49] Just disfied.

[01:18:51] Just sliced in half.

[01:18:52] Yeah.

[01:18:52] No, there's like...

[01:18:53] The bunny man came by.

[01:18:54] Just with a scythe.

[01:18:56] Just running really quickly.

[01:18:58] God damn it.

[01:18:59] The rapture happened while we were in there?

[01:19:01] Yeah.

[01:19:01] No, there's definitely...

[01:19:02] There's just like half the population of grandmas over there.

[01:19:06] Mm-hmm.

[01:19:07] And yeah, you guys get back in the car.

[01:19:10] At this point, that was probably like a two-hour excursion.

[01:19:13] Mm-hmm.

[01:19:13] So you still have another five hours.

[01:19:15] Yeah.

[01:19:19] Or you guys just go like...

[01:19:20] Marcel, you haven't commented on my beautiful new staff.

[01:19:27] I'm going to examine the staff.

[01:19:30] Can I make an arcana check?

[01:19:31] Yeah, sure.

[01:19:32] I'm trying to make that.

[01:19:35] 11-19.

[01:19:37] There's definitely some mystical mumbo-jumbo going on about it.

[01:19:41] Very...

[01:19:43] Very earthy.

[01:19:44] Very, very...

[01:19:45] Very rough.

[01:19:47] It looks like a straight tree limb that just happens to have grown in the perfect...

[01:19:54] The perfect way to have nice handholds.

[01:19:58] It vaguely looks like the shape of a hockey stick.

[01:20:01] Vaguely looks like the shape of a hockey stick.

[01:20:03] I think I found one of these when I was playing as a kid.

[01:20:06] But it is also oozing with some kind of magical power.

[01:20:12] Is it stealth?

[01:20:13] No, it's like sacred.

[01:20:15] It's more like kind of natural.

[01:20:17] Where'd you get this?

[01:20:20] Um...

[01:20:21] Sasquatches?

[01:20:22] Oh, that's nice.

[01:20:24] Yeah.

[01:20:25] Yeah.

[01:20:26] Apparently because we...

[01:20:28] Remember that...

[01:20:29] That...

[01:20:30] Uh...

[01:20:32] The hole in the tunnel that was letting the spider things in?

[01:20:36] Intimately, yes.

[01:20:37] Yeah.

[01:20:38] Okay.

[01:20:38] So we ended up being caught into going back there and closing it off.

[01:20:43] Oh.

[01:20:44] Good.

[01:20:44] Good.

[01:20:45] Um...

[01:20:46] Which is fine.

[01:20:47] I managed to eke us a little bit of pay out of it.

[01:20:51] Um...

[01:20:51] Anyway, so then when we met up with the Sasquatches, we told them about what had been going on,

[01:20:56] what we did, and they gave me this as a gift.

[01:21:00] That's what they gave it to me for, right?

[01:21:02] Yep.

[01:21:03] Mm-hmm.

[01:21:03] Because we are basically doing Gaia's work, you know?

[01:21:09] So all that work and they gave you a stick.

[01:21:13] It's a really nice stick, though.

[01:21:15] It is a really nice stick.

[01:21:17] Mm-hmm.

[01:21:17] It lets me cast Pass Without Trace infinitely.

[01:21:20] Oh, that's real handy.

[01:21:23] Doesn't it have like six or seven spells on it?

[01:21:25] Yeah.

[01:21:26] Yeah.

[01:21:26] Some of them are real go-getters.

[01:21:28] Mm-hmm.

[01:21:29] Can you cast Fireball yet?

[01:21:33] No, but just you wait.

[01:21:36] Just you wait.

[01:21:37] I got a little something else up my sleeve now.

[01:21:40] Literally.

[01:21:41] Mm-hmm.

[01:21:41] Mm-hmm.

[01:21:43] All right.

[01:21:43] So what do you guys, are you guys going to do anything for the next five hours before

[01:21:47] three o'clock or?

[01:21:49] Yeah.

[01:21:50] Should we just speed up time?

[01:21:53] I guess I'm okay with speeding up time.

[01:21:56] Yeah, we'll fast forward.

[01:21:57] Mm-hmm.

[01:21:57] Yep.

[01:21:58] Okay.

[01:21:58] All right.

[01:22:00] Before we go further, what kit did I have in the helicopter?

[01:22:06] It would have been an emergency thing.

[01:22:07] So basically a backup set in the event that you blew your, like you were completely eradicated

[01:22:12] by something.

[01:22:13] The armor that you had on last time when you died, did you purchase that armor after you

[01:22:17] started the game?

[01:22:17] Or was that your starting armor?

[01:22:19] I think I purchased it after, but I probably had to delete.

[01:22:21] It's fairly standard armor.

[01:22:23] It's like, it is the base combat armor.

[01:22:26] Mm-hmm.

[01:22:26] I'm just saying like you could either go with that you still have your starting armor before

[01:22:31] you bought that, or you just bought two of those sets.

[01:22:34] I think I probably would have bought two of the sets, because they weren't expensive.

[01:22:37] Okay.

[01:22:38] And I had like a million bucks.

[01:22:39] Yeah, you guys have a lot of money, so.

[01:22:41] I think my whole total kit cost was like five grand.

[01:22:44] Yeah.

[01:22:44] And that was with the silvered hammer.

[01:22:46] What kind of guns do you have?

[01:22:47] What kind of weapons do you have?

[01:22:48] I had a silvered halogen tool.

[01:22:52] A halogen?

[01:22:53] Oh, okay.

[01:22:55] Yeah.

[01:22:56] So it's basically a...

[01:22:56] It's a breaching tool.

[01:22:58] It's basically like a crowbar meets a pickaxe.

[01:23:01] Gotcha.

[01:23:02] Meets a...

[01:23:04] Meets a hammer.

[01:23:05] Yeah.

[01:23:06] It kind of does a little bit of everything.

[01:23:08] Yeah.

[01:23:08] This one probably isn't silvered.

[01:23:09] Like that big?

[01:23:10] It's like four feet.

[01:23:11] Yeah.

[01:23:12] Yeah.

[01:23:12] This one isn't silvered?

[01:23:13] Yeah.

[01:23:13] Okay.

[01:23:14] Yeah, that makes sense, because it's like your backup, so like you still have to get that

[01:23:19] one silvered.

[01:23:19] When we get a little closer to time, I'm going to cast Mage Armor on myself.

[01:23:26] Yeah, it's fairly clear sky.

[01:23:28] There's some scattered clouds.

[01:23:29] Um, the moon's just kind of starting to poke out, like over, like through some clouds.

[01:23:34] Uh, it looks like it's a...

[01:23:36] Quick question.

[01:23:37] Yeah.

[01:23:37] Is five hours enough time for a long rest?

[01:23:40] No.

[01:23:43] Uh, it...

[01:23:43] I would, I would, I would count like the, the, the great, like the, the dinner you had,

[01:23:48] despite the fact that you're, you feel like, like you're going to be slowed, so that,

[01:23:51] I would consider like that was like part of the rest.

[01:23:54] Part of the rest.

[01:23:54] So you guys had like basically a full, you'd have seven hours.

[01:23:57] You'd have seven hours, yeah.

[01:23:58] Okay.

[01:23:59] Or probably like eight, yeah, because you guys aren't really, you haven't been doing anything

[01:24:02] extraneous for the last like nine, eight hours.

[01:24:04] Okay.

[01:24:05] I'm basically just asking, because if it's long enough for a long rest, I can get the one

[01:24:08] spell point back.

[01:24:09] Yeah, basically, yeah.

[01:24:10] Yeah.

[01:24:10] Okay.

[01:24:12] But yeah, like, so the sky, like the night sky is, uh, it's pretty dark.

[01:24:15] There's, the moon's waning, so it's like kind of creating a, like, just like kind of heart,

[01:24:20] kind of a crescent, or like a, like a half moon crescent kind of thing.

[01:24:24] Um, and it's just kind of starting to peek out of, through some cloud cover.

[01:24:29] And, uh, yeah, it's about three, three, three o'clock, just, just as, like three, just

[01:24:34] turned, like just turned over to three o'clock in the, in the morning.

[01:24:38] Um, and you guys are waiting there, your car's off to the side, like off in the, the woods,

[01:24:42] or like off behind some trees and stuff of that off the road.

[01:24:45] Okay.

[01:24:46] I'm going to cast, uh, I'm going to use three crafts to, um, uh, planche.

[01:24:53] And then I'm going to, uh, cast good berry.

[01:24:56] And, uh, I will dispense, uh, three berries to each of my comrades in case somebody goes

[01:25:01] down, then they can pop that in their mouth and it will stabilize them.

[01:25:05] Fair.

[01:25:06] Appreciate that.

[01:25:09] All right.

[01:25:11] And, uh, uh, yeah, so, uh, where are you guys positioning yourselves?

[01:25:15] Like on the, around the, uh, the, the tunnel?

[01:25:23] We're, we're not trying to flank the tunnel or nothing.

[01:25:24] No, no, but like, where are you guys in position, like up the tunnel?

[01:25:27] Like, or like, are you guys going into the tunnel to like, see if you can like, like,

[01:25:30] like figure out, like find.

[01:25:31] I'll go right the effing.

[01:25:32] Okay.

[01:25:33] You're just going to walk in, right?

[01:25:34] I think we're just going to walk, yeah, we're, we're just strolling in, casually.

[01:25:37] Okay.

[01:25:39] Um, yeah, you also, guys, you're walking through, like going through this tunnel.

[01:25:41] So you're getting the same, similar, like weird buzzing vibe that you, that they felt

[01:25:46] as they passed through the tunnel.

[01:25:48] Um, and you, you guys are starting to kind of like, at this late at night so that you're,

[01:25:53] uh, and you're kind of relying more on your, not like, it's, it's going to be definitely

[01:25:57] like dark, you need some kind of dark vision or like low light vision, um, or, or lights

[01:26:02] of some kind because you can't see otherwise.

[01:26:05] There's no streetlights out here.

[01:26:07] I'm going to pick up a little rock off the ground.

[01:26:10] I'm going to cast light on it.

[01:26:11] Okay.

[01:26:13] Then I'm going to stick it at the top of the staff.

[01:26:15] I'm going to use Druidcraft to make like a couple little lines come up and tie it in

[01:26:18] place.

[01:26:19] Just Gandalf and up.

[01:26:20] Yep.

[01:26:23] Okay.

[01:26:24] Um, and, uh, yeah, you.

[01:26:31] Actually, should we do this on the DL?

[01:26:33] Like make it seem like we're mundanes?

[01:26:36] Because if we're walking up looking like we're powerful wizards, this thing might either

[01:26:41] A, not show up or B, not pull his punches.

[01:26:46] Do we need it to pull his punches?

[01:26:50] Are we here to fight this thing or negotiate?

[01:26:53] Yes.

[01:26:54] You're not exactly, it's better to negotiate from a position of strength.

[01:26:57] Tell you what, you guys can roll me an arcana check to kind of get, see if you can get adjusted

[01:27:02] if this thing's naked.

[01:27:06] 14?

[01:27:07] 14?

[01:27:07] Okay.

[01:27:09] Six.

[01:27:10] Six.

[01:27:14] Hey, Faggots, what'd you get?

[01:27:18] That's an 11, but I do.

[01:27:20] The stuff I have to edit out, man.

[01:27:23] I know you don't.

[01:27:24] You said mages.

[01:27:25] 16 and six is 22 and two is 24.

[01:27:29] Okay.

[01:27:30] Um, so Marcel and Jacob, you, you guys are kind of like, like, been, uh, kind of recalling

[01:27:37] the various, like, information you know on this bunny man thing.

[01:27:40] This, this creep, this, this, this being.

[01:27:42] Um, is an axe-wielding psychopath, according to legend, the urban legends, who wears a

[01:27:49] bunny costume.

[01:27:50] He's apparently an escaped, uh, asylum victim.

[01:27:53] Or like a, like asylum patient, uh, from like the 50s or 60s, supposedly, that came out

[01:27:59] here and started like just hiding in this, in this tunnel and killing whoever went through.

[01:28:03] He's killed, uh, like several people in the past in gruesome fashion with an axe and some

[01:28:07] of that.

[01:28:08] And from your, from what you were sensing earlier with the, just like that, that malice, that

[01:28:13] this place gives off such a vibe of, or such an atmosphere of malice and insanity.

[01:28:19] You're probably dealing with a revenant.

[01:28:22] This thing is, this, this bunny man is probably, um, uh, basically like your typical, um, or maybe

[01:28:29] not so typical, like, revenant creature.

[01:28:32] Like a, an undead, um, serial killer, basically.

[01:28:37] Okay.

[01:28:38] Okay.

[01:28:38] Usually has, uh, one step into the, uh, the world of shadow and one step into the physical.

[01:28:44] John, I think this is, uh, probably a revenant.

[01:28:47] It's a revenant and there is no, um, it's not going to pull its punches anyway.

[01:28:53] Yeah.

[01:28:53] Um, so we really ought to be going in full force, like full, full force.

[01:29:00] Okay.

[01:29:00] We're not going to scare it off.

[01:29:02] It's undead, mostly unthinking, just want to kill us.

[01:29:07] Alright.

[01:29:09] Fair enough.

[01:29:11] Um, we'll go in there blasting.

[01:29:15] Um, Merit, or Marcel, as you guys are walking in, uh, roll me a constitution save.

[01:29:28] I could fail.

[01:29:29] Okay.

[01:29:31] Um.

[01:29:32] Those potatoes are catching up to you, man.

[01:29:34] Yeah, you're getting horrible pain in your, in your, in your, in your chest and stomach

[01:29:40] area.

[01:29:41] Like, just like, just like something contracts, like really sharply that should not contract

[01:29:46] into your muscles.

[01:29:48] Um, and you bend, bend, like you just kind of like keel over a little bit, like bend

[01:29:52] down, bend over, like from the pain.

[01:29:54] Ugh.

[01:29:54] Fucking Cracker Barrel.

[01:29:57] You wanted to go there.

[01:29:58] Uh, and you realize like, it, it, it, it starts in your chest and your stomach area and

[01:30:02] begins kind of like rippling across your body as you just start having like muscle spasms.

[01:30:08] Like very painful muscle spasms.

[01:30:10] Paintings in your left arm.

[01:30:11] And.

[01:30:11] A little bit of numbness.

[01:30:13] Oh.

[01:30:14] Yeah.

[01:30:15] Oh, and, and you're also feeling like, like all over your body, like this prickling feeling.

[01:30:22] Like something is growing out of your skin, like poking through your skin.

[01:30:27] And it's, and then you're like, you're, you're, um, your mouth begins to like, you begin

[01:30:32] to taste blood.

[01:30:33] And you like suddenly, you're suddenly getting like massive toothaches all across your mouth.

[01:30:40] This isn't affecting us, is it?

[01:30:41] No, it's just affecting him.

[01:30:42] Okay.

[01:30:43] Um, where the hell did Aaron go?

[01:30:45] Um, where did Aaron go?

[01:30:48] I just looked up and he's gone.

[01:30:50] I mean, oh, right.

[01:30:53] Um, another weird thing.

[01:30:55] You can see a lot better in this, in this dark tunnel.

[01:30:58] You have dark vision, um, uh, up to 60 feet.

[01:31:05] And.

[01:31:06] That doesn't usually happen when I eat back a barrel.

[01:31:10] Roll, roll a will save.

[01:31:11] What the hell did they give you?

[01:31:12] Roll, roll a wisdom save.

[01:31:18] Uh, 18.

[01:31:20] 18.

[01:31:21] You real, like some, you're changing.

[01:31:25] You're, you're somehow.

[01:31:26] Am I the bunny man?

[01:31:27] No.

[01:31:28] Um, so you're, you're, you're suddenly starting to convulse and like have like freak out behind

[01:31:34] the rest of me, like where you guys are coming in from.

[01:31:36] Um, John, uh, you're, you're looking around and some of that, uh, roll me a perception test.

[01:31:47] That's, um, 15.

[01:31:49] Okay.

[01:31:49] Uh, you hear some sounds like behind you guys, like, but like, like Marcel's like, like doing

[01:31:55] something, but that doesn't catch, like what catches your like attention more.

[01:31:59] There's a bunch of, it looks like rabbits off in the dark, like off in the darkness,

[01:32:05] like on the other side, like basically being like cast like silhouettes of them, just like

[01:32:09] a, like a whole grouping of them on the ground at the other end of the tunnel.

[01:32:14] Like just the moonlight or the starlight is, is, is create, casting like a silhouette of

[01:32:18] these, like just hundreds or like dozens of rabbits on the other side of the, uh, on

[01:32:23] the far end of the tunnel.

[01:32:24] Mm.

[01:32:24] And you're hearing whispering like from that end, that side, like basically it's like,

[01:32:29] can't contain us, can't contain us.

[01:32:31] Why are you here?

[01:32:32] Why are you here?

[01:32:33] Are you here for the key?

[01:32:34] Your key.

[01:32:35] Yes.

[01:32:35] They're here for the key.

[01:32:36] They won't get the key.

[01:32:37] No.

[01:32:38] Ask them a question.

[01:32:40] Ask them.

[01:32:40] Ask them.

[01:32:41] Ask them.

[01:32:42] Ask them.

[01:32:43] And they, the bunnies start changing.

[01:32:45] They start kind of like morphing into one another, like the thing, like something like

[01:32:49] out of the thing or something like that and begin to kind of just molding into a humanoid

[01:32:53] form.

[01:32:54] This, this humanoid form with rabbit ears kind of drooping off of their head and wielding

[01:33:01] an axe.

[01:33:02] They stand in line.

[01:33:03] They put their paws behind their backs and they call it, it's morphin' time!

[01:33:08] No.

[01:33:09] No.

[01:33:09] Um, you, uh, so that's, that's what's happening in front of you guys.

[01:33:13] And behind you, um, you want to roll me a perception test there, Jacob?

[01:33:17] Sure.

[01:33:19] You want to not suck at it?

[01:33:21] Well, I do roll perception test at advantage. Roll to 17.

[01:33:30] Perception.

[01:33:50] Perception.

[01:33:51] And you look, you turn around and Marcel is like doubled over, but like his body is...

[01:33:57] God damn it, I told you that thing was going to give you a heart attack.

[01:34:00] And then he just, he grows like an extra couple of inches and his body begins like shifting

[01:34:05] and the muscles begin shifting and he begins like, like his, his clothes begin shredding

[01:34:10] and ripping from, from the extra body mass that he's building up.

[01:34:14] Uh, so you get a strength 17.

[01:34:17] That's a deduction.

[01:34:19] Okay.

[01:34:21] What's your, what's your current strength?

[01:34:23] 20.

[01:34:24] Okay.

[01:34:24] You still, you keep your strength, but you get a, a, a plus one to your armor check, your

[01:34:29] armor class.

[01:34:30] Okay.

[01:34:30] Um, and, uh, you have a, a claw, uh, you have a claw and bite attack.

[01:34:36] Um, and, uh, you, you, as you shift into what your friend Jacob sees as a were tiger.

[01:34:46] Um, and you have very little, you can see what's going on, but you have very little control over

[01:34:52] your actions.

[01:34:53] Your, your body is running on instinct, but you see everything like you're seeing it all

[01:34:58] through the, through your eyes.

[01:34:59] But you can't really, you can't really control your body.

[01:35:03] You have enough, you have enough control to maybe shout something before the transformation

[01:35:07] is complete.

[01:35:10] Fucking cat god!

[01:35:13] Fucking cat god!

[01:35:15] Yeah!

[01:35:16] Yeah.

[01:35:16] And, uh, yeah!

[01:35:18] Yeah, sorry guys.

[01:35:20] Yeah.

[01:35:20] Um, so yeah, you have transformed, uh, Marcel has transformed into a were tiger.

[01:35:25] Um, and on the, uh, so were tiger to the left of you, red knit to the right, here you are,

[01:35:30] stuck in the middle of the money man's tunnel.

[01:35:33] Yeah.

[01:35:34] And...

[01:35:35] This is no bueno.

[01:35:36] I feel like just get out of the way and I'm probably gonna maul the rabbit, I'm not

[01:35:40] instinct.

[01:35:42] Well, I mean you.

[01:35:43] You, you, well unfortunately they are in the way and this tunnel isn't terribly big.

[01:35:50] Um, okay.

[01:35:51] Okay.

[01:35:52] I got this.

[01:35:53] Do you got this?

[01:35:54] I do, guys.

[01:35:55] I'm looking back and forth between the two of them.

[01:35:57] Yeah, cause you just, like, you're like...

[01:35:58] Marcel, you cool bro?

[01:36:02] Angry tigers.

[01:36:03] Kill me!

[01:36:06] Yeah, as the, uh, uh, yeah, the, uh, the bunny man has this, like, sharp, wicked-looking

[01:36:11] fire axe, or, like, looking axe, they just, like, sharpening against the wall as he, as

[01:36:16] he starts approaching you guys.

[01:36:18] Mm-hmm.

[01:36:19] Okay.

[01:36:20] Can we act?

[01:36:21] Yeah, now we're going to initiatives.

[01:36:23] So, uh, I will let you rule your initiatives on that, um, Marcel, but, um, uh, you do not

[01:36:30] have friends right now.

[01:36:31] But they are, all, everything in your, in your, in your path is praying.

[01:36:38] What's my new initiative bonus?

[01:36:39] Uh, I'll just give you the, the character sheet.

[01:36:41] I'll just give you the monster, uh, stats for the, for a water tiger.

[01:36:44] Cool.

[01:36:45] That's stand out specifically?

[01:36:47] Uh, where, where those are, I believe?

[01:36:50] If not in this one, in the other book.

[01:36:52] Where's Lycanthropy?

[01:36:55] There's two of six.

[01:36:57] So yeah, you are basically running on where, where tiger stats.

[01:37:03] So.

[01:37:05] That fucking kidnip it.

[01:37:06] You don't have, so you don't have, like, weapons, you only have natural weapons.

[01:37:13] Right.

[01:37:13] So, just, yeah, claws and the bite, and, uh, on that stuff.

[01:37:17] Yeah.

[01:37:18] And you are a humanoid.

[01:37:25] Um, physically, like, that's all your stuff.

[01:37:28] So yeah.

[01:37:32] Uh, you do hear in your head as you, because again, you can see what, what you're doing,

[01:37:36] but you can't control a lot of what you're doing.

[01:37:38] And all you hear in your head is just this, like.

[01:37:41] So am I in a hybrid form?

[01:37:43] Uh, yeah, you're in a hybrid form.

[01:37:44] Yeah.

[01:37:46] So I get to do everything.

[01:37:48] So yeah, initiatives.

[01:37:50] 21.

[01:37:51] I'll also let you keep your, your initiative there, uh, Marcel.

[01:37:54] Same score?

[01:37:54] Yeah.

[01:37:55] Uh, this is actually.

[01:37:56] Okay.

[01:37:57] Let me go with that.

[01:37:58] Sorry, what did you get to add?

[01:38:00] 21.

[01:38:01] 21.

[01:38:03] 17.

[01:38:04] 17.

[01:38:05] 14.

[01:38:09] You guys rolled the same initiative the last time.

[01:38:12] Really?

[01:38:12] I didn't have to type in anything.

[01:38:14] It was like.

[01:38:14] Again?

[01:38:15] John 17 and Marcel 14.

[01:38:17] Isn't that three times in a row?

[01:38:18] I think so.

[01:38:19] That's highly improbable.

[01:38:20] That's so fucking scary.

[01:38:23] I didn't have to type in anything.

[01:38:24] What the hell?

[01:38:30] God forever.

[01:38:31] Yeah, this guy's going.

[01:38:33] So the money man's going last.

[01:38:34] But Jacob, you are first.

[01:38:36] Great.

[01:38:37] Okay.

[01:38:39] Now I need, I need a clarification.

[01:38:42] Okay.

[01:38:43] So technically I can't cast two leveled spells in a round.

[01:38:47] Yeah.

[01:38:48] Even if I use, uh, anima to quicken a spell.

[01:38:53] Yeah.

[01:38:53] I can do a cantrip and a, and a spell that I've quickened.

[01:38:57] I can't do two spells.

[01:38:59] However, can I do a spell and activate a magic item?

[01:39:06] I don't see why not.

[01:39:08] I don't see why not either.

[01:39:10] I just wanted to run a cast.

[01:39:10] Because the activation is, I feel like the activation of a magic item, if you're attuned

[01:39:14] to it or whatever you.

[01:39:15] Is no different than.

[01:39:16] Is no different than.

[01:39:16] Is no different than.

[01:39:17] Yeah.

[01:39:17] Yeah.

[01:39:18] Pulling a trigger on a gun basically.

[01:39:19] Fantastic.

[01:39:20] Okay.

[01:39:21] Don't, it's not, I'm not the right campaign.

[01:39:23] So I'm going to grab, uh, I'm going to grab John by the arm.

[01:39:27] Yeah.

[01:39:27] Uh, how far away is a bunny man?

[01:39:30] A bunny man's probably about 30 feet away.

[01:39:32] And the were tiger behind you is about 10 feet away.

[01:39:36] Okay.

[01:39:36] So I'm going to teleport, uh, 45 feet to the other side of the bunny man.

[01:39:44] Behind the bunny man.

[01:39:45] Behind the bunny man.

[01:39:46] Mm-hmm.

[01:39:47] And off to the side a little bit.

[01:39:49] Mm-hmm.

[01:39:49] So that when I'm finished teleporting, I can expend two anima to quicken, or sorry, I used

[01:39:56] the two anima to quicken the teleportation.

[01:39:58] Okay.

[01:39:59] Um, and then I'm going to teleport behind and off to the side slightly so that I can whip

[01:40:04] out my wand, not a sexual innuendo.

[01:40:06] Uh, and cast lightning bolt.

[01:40:10] Okay.

[01:40:11] Um, but we're off to the side a little bit so it goes through bunny man and hits the tunnel

[01:40:16] wall as opposed to blasting straight through him.

[01:40:20] Oh, I see.

[01:40:21] Yeah.

[01:40:21] So I need him to give me a, uh, dexterity saving throw.

[01:40:26] All right.

[01:40:30] That is going to be 15.

[01:40:34] That is not good enough.

[01:40:37] So that's 7, 9, 10, 12, 18.

[01:40:55] And then we'll pull these two.

[01:41:04] So that is 27 damage from a lightning bolt straight to his back.

[01:41:10] All righty.

[01:41:14] Okay.

[01:41:16] Sorry, 20...

[01:41:21] And on your turn he is going to lash out with a strike of, uh, shadow daggers that go flying

[01:41:27] toward you.

[01:41:30] Okay.

[01:41:31] As I spend a legendary point.

[01:41:34] Gotcha.

[01:41:40] Is that counterspellable?

[01:41:42] No, it's a regular weapon.

[01:41:44] He's just basically, it's a one of his...

[01:41:46] It's an entire attack.

[01:41:47] Oh, it's not a spell.

[01:41:55] That's going to hit you.

[01:41:58] It's over 20.

[01:41:59] I assume it's going to hit you.

[01:42:01] My AC is not that good.

[01:42:03] Yeah.

[01:42:04] All right.

[01:42:05] So...

[01:42:05] I mean, it's not bad, but I do always get hit, so I may need to do something about that.

[01:42:11] Am I in the way?

[01:42:13] Really?

[01:42:13] Yeah.

[01:42:14] What orientation am I in regards to you?

[01:42:16] Well, he...

[01:42:16] Yeah.

[01:42:17] I would have stepped in front of you so that I could throw a lightning bolt.

[01:42:19] That's true.

[01:42:20] Yeah.

[01:42:20] Yep.

[01:42:21] So that's going to be...

[01:42:25] Nine piercing damage plus...

[01:42:35] Does he use his legendary action at the end of my turn or at the end of that action?

[01:42:39] I thought it was the...

[01:42:39] Oh, do you still have more?

[01:42:40] We're still doing more?

[01:42:41] I do still have more.

[01:42:42] Sorry, my bad then.

[01:42:43] Yeah.

[01:42:43] Sorry.

[01:42:43] I thought you were...

[01:42:45] That was the end of your turn.

[01:42:46] Oh.

[01:42:46] Okay.

[01:42:47] Yeah.

[01:42:48] Then...

[01:42:48] Yeah.

[01:42:48] Quote you.

[01:42:49] Okay.

[01:42:49] Then I'm going to use my movement...

[01:42:51] Okay.

[01:42:52] To duck around the side.

[01:42:54] So then he's attacking.

[01:42:55] So then David's...

[01:42:57] That's fine.

[01:42:58] The blaze will kill us both.

[01:43:00] Woo!

[01:43:04] So, sorry.

[01:43:05] Course correction.

[01:43:07] John.

[01:43:08] Yep.

[01:43:10] The two blades of shadow just come careening at you at like 21 to hit.

[01:43:17] Yeah, they hit.

[01:43:18] So nine piercing damage.

[01:43:20] Okay.

[01:43:26] And eight poison damage.

[01:43:29] Dang.

[01:43:33] So yeah.

[01:43:34] Is poison damage just an element?

[01:43:36] It doesn't apply poison?

[01:43:38] It's...

[01:43:39] I think...

[01:43:40] Correct.

[01:43:41] Yeah.

[01:43:42] Okay.

[01:43:43] Because there is poison damage and there is poisoned status.

[01:43:48] Yeah.

[01:43:48] But the poison damage does not create the poison status.

[01:43:52] Okay.

[01:43:53] But yeah, next up is going to be...

[01:43:56] Also...

[01:43:57] Yeah.

[01:43:58] That is its turn on your turn.

[01:44:01] Or its legendary action on your turn.

[01:44:03] Next up is John.

[01:44:06] Great.

[01:44:06] As he blades...

[01:44:07] It's like shadow blades that immediately...

[01:44:09] Like they basically explode into shadow as soon as they strike you.

[01:44:13] So they're no longer in you.

[01:44:15] But they've inflicted their wound.

[01:44:17] Yep.

[01:44:17] Ow!

[01:44:17] Motherfucker!

[01:44:20] Sorry John.

[01:44:21] That's fine.

[01:44:22] I'm tired of getting hit by the monsters.

[01:44:25] I mean...

[01:44:26] I do feel like that's kind of...

[01:44:27] It's like...

[01:44:27] It's like...

[01:44:28] Nope!

[01:44:30] A little bit.

[01:44:31] A little bit.

[01:44:34] Okay.

[01:44:35] So I am going to...

[01:44:38] I'm tired of being treated as a melee combatant.

[01:44:42] I am a Magus goddammit!

[01:44:44] I am a wizard!

[01:44:49] So first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to...

[01:44:51] Fuck you guys, I'm going home.

[01:44:52] Because I was the first to die.

[01:44:54] Oh, it's such a good song.

[01:44:55] Yeah.

[01:44:58] I'm going to use my bonus action to cast Magic Weapon as I summon the G11 in my hands, I guess.

[01:45:04] And I'm going to cast that at a 4th level spell slot.

[01:45:09] So that is gone now.

[01:45:11] The Bunnyman just begins like cackling madly.

[01:45:13] Mmhmm.

[01:45:13] Echoing through the tunnel and into the night.

[01:45:16] Mmhmm.

[01:45:16] That's fine.

[01:45:17] But yeah, just reach in my flannel and just pull out an entire assault rifle out of nowhere.

[01:45:21] Basically.

[01:45:22] The mask?

[01:45:23] Ah, Tommy!

[01:45:24] Yeah.

[01:45:25] Yeah.

[01:45:25] G11.

[01:45:27] I really feel like you should wear like a tiny little purse pistol holster on your head.

[01:45:32] And then you just reach your hand into that and pull the whole G11 out of it.

[01:45:36] Yeah.

[01:45:37] That's a fanny pack.

[01:45:37] Yeah.

[01:45:38] Yeah.

[01:45:40] Yes.

[01:45:40] That is the modern equivalent.

[01:45:42] Yeah, that would definitely be the modern equivalent.

[01:45:44] Definitely, yes.

[01:45:45] It is how Joe Rogan carries.

[01:45:46] Oh my god.

[01:45:49] A fanny pack is a bag of holding.

[01:45:51] Hell yeah.

[01:45:52] That's great.

[01:45:53] Fanny pack of holding.

[01:45:54] That has to be a thing.

[01:45:56] Yeah.

[01:45:57] Yeah.

[01:45:58] But yeah.

[01:45:58] But it has to be like ultra tacky.

[01:46:00] Oh yeah.

[01:46:01] It has to be the...

[01:46:02] I am in New York.

[01:46:04] Yeah.

[01:46:04] Like there's stickers, like little stickers and stuff of that on it.

[01:46:07] Mmhmm.

[01:46:08] Very brightly colored.

[01:46:10] Like it's clear.

[01:46:11] It's like, it's like salmon colored.

[01:46:14] No, it's like tricolor pastel.

[01:46:16] Yeah.

[01:46:17] Like pink, blue, and yellow.

[01:46:19] Yeah.

[01:46:20] Yeah.

[01:46:21] Oh god.

[01:46:22] That is horrible.

[01:46:23] Tie dye like that.

[01:46:24] Yeah.

[01:46:25] White with polka dots.

[01:46:28] Okay.

[01:46:29] So anyway, what are you doing after you pull up your G11?

[01:46:32] Yes.

[01:46:33] So I pull up my gun.

[01:46:35] And I am...

[01:46:37] Going to shoot stick with bullets?

[01:46:39] Probably shoot them with bullets.

[01:46:40] Just to see if the bullets do anything first.

[01:46:42] So yeah.

[01:46:44] I'm going to shoot them with bullets.

[01:46:45] Okay.

[01:46:47] Bullets solve everything.

[01:46:49] Are they silvered bullets?

[01:46:51] I think we determined that pretty much all of our bullets are silvered.

[01:46:54] That all of our bullets are silvered.

[01:46:55] I wasn't sure if you guys had done that for the G11s or not.

[01:46:59] I think so.

[01:46:59] Because we didn't have time to toy around with them.

[01:47:00] We were making bullets.

[01:47:02] Yeah.

[01:47:03] And regardless, I cast magic weapons, so it's magical bullets.

[01:47:06] Oh yeah.

[01:47:06] Fair.

[01:47:06] Fair.

[01:47:08] They're silver and magical.

[01:47:12] Well, in 3rd edition, that mattered.

[01:47:14] Yeah.

[01:47:15] In 5th edition, magic supersedes.

[01:47:21] So that's 19 to hit him?

[01:47:23] 19 to hit him?

[01:47:24] Yes.

[01:47:25] Okay.

[01:47:25] That will...

[01:47:28] That will hit him.

[01:47:29] Okay.

[01:47:29] That will not hit him.

[01:47:31] Son of a bitch.

[01:47:33] And then he gets these two.

[01:47:41] That's not very good at all.

[01:47:44] That's fine.

[01:47:46] Everything's fine here now.

[01:47:48] Yeah.

[01:47:49] How are you?

[01:47:51] So yes.

[01:47:53] Total of 5 magical damage.

[01:47:56] Okay.

[01:47:57] Now hang on.

[01:47:57] Wait.

[01:48:00] Write the damage type dirt.

[01:48:05] 10 magical damage.

[01:48:06] Sorry.

[01:48:07] I wasn't adding the additional points of damage in.

[01:48:11] Just a flat roll.

[01:48:12] So 10 magical piercing damage.

[01:48:15] There's still a bullet on here.

[01:48:16] Yeah.

[01:48:18] Actually, no.

[01:48:18] I'm shooting this semi-automatic too, so I think that's an additional 1 on that?

[01:48:23] Where's the rules for that?

[01:48:25] I should not have forgotten these things.

[01:48:26] Plus 2 damage.

[01:48:28] So 12 damage total.

[01:48:29] Okay.

[01:48:30] As I shoot 3 times.

[01:48:31] Is there another one?

[01:48:33] Pardon?

[01:48:34] Oh.

[01:48:36] There is technically another one, though, because I get another shot.

[01:48:38] You should do this.

[01:48:39] You should do this.

[01:48:43] That's the quote.

[01:48:43] You got it.

[01:48:45] I just had like a stroke.

[01:48:46] Yeah.

[01:48:47] Silver bolts.

[01:48:48] I rolled higher than previously, so I'm assuming I hit again.

[01:48:52] Yeah.

[01:48:57] And this is slightly higher than last time.

[01:49:00] Oh no, that's quite a bit higher.

[01:49:02] Thank you.

[01:49:05] Wow.

[01:49:07] You can't blame that on the dog.

[01:49:10] Let's even try.

[01:49:11] I will not remove that.

[01:49:13] That's another 13 magical piercing damage.

[01:49:17] Sure.

[01:49:18] How much?

[01:49:18] So 15, because of the semi-automatic.

[01:49:21] 15 magical piercing damage.

[01:49:24] 15 magical piercing damage.

[01:49:25] Yes.

[01:49:27] So yes, I pull out the GL up and out of my fanny pack.

[01:49:31] If I have that.

[01:49:33] Just get blasted.

[01:49:34] Yeah.

[01:49:34] Swing around, put three shots into them, take a knee, put another three shots into them

[01:49:38] as I like kind of move to the...

[01:49:41] Actually, yeah.

[01:49:41] With my movement action, I'll go around the corner and like stack up on the corner basically

[01:49:45] to get out of the line of sight.

[01:49:47] Okay.

[01:49:50] Well, this is the end of your turn.

[01:49:53] Yes.

[01:49:54] Okay.

[01:49:55] Okay.

[01:49:56] Okay.

[01:49:56] Everybody, except for Marcel, roll me a will safe or wisdom safe.

[01:50:01] Except me?

[01:50:02] Except you, because it's directional.

[01:50:05] Yeah.

[01:50:05] Is it line of sight?

[01:50:07] We're both specifically went around the corner.

[01:50:12] Yeah, it would be.

[01:50:13] Yeah.

[01:50:14] So he moves to get into sight.

[01:50:17] I mean...

[01:50:18] Which one?

[01:50:19] Of you guys.

[01:50:21] Like, is he around the same corner as me?

[01:50:23] Oh yeah.

[01:50:23] Which direction are you?

[01:50:24] Did you go to the same...

[01:50:25] Are we flanking?

[01:50:27] Did you go to the same side?

[01:50:29] I didn't...

[01:50:30] Flip a book, Aaron.

[01:50:32] Because I didn't determine whether I was going to split up for me or go with you.

[01:50:36] So...

[01:50:38] One by myself.

[01:50:39] Two.

[01:50:39] There's two of us.

[01:50:40] Yeah, I like that.

[01:50:41] Yeah.

[01:50:43] One.

[01:50:43] Okay.

[01:50:44] So I went to the opposite side.

[01:50:45] Okay.

[01:50:45] You went to the right side.

[01:50:47] Ugh.

[01:50:48] I rule disadvantage now.

[01:50:49] I'm on the right side.

[01:50:51] But yeah, so he comes out of the tunnel.

[01:50:55] Just like glides out of the tunnel through the shadows.

[01:50:59] Oh, he's not like running?

[01:51:00] No.

[01:51:00] He's just like sliding.

[01:51:01] But it's sort of ethereal.

[01:51:02] And he looks in your direction and just like begins cackling harder.

[01:51:08] And I need you to roll me a wisdom save.

[01:51:10] Okay.

[01:51:11] You being me.

[01:51:11] Yeah, you being Tom.

[01:51:13] Oh, no.

[01:51:14] Not one.

[01:51:15] Fuck.

[01:51:16] Okay.

[01:51:18] You're going to take the full fucking...

[01:51:22] Yeah, I'm just going to give you the full damage of this.

[01:51:25] Shit.

[01:51:26] I need to calculate this.

[01:51:29] Get to the adding machine.

[01:51:30] You take 24 psychic damage and you are charmed as you just begin laughing hysterically yourself.

[01:51:41] Okay.

[01:51:41] 24, you said?

[01:51:42] Yep.

[01:51:44] No, sorry.

[01:51:45] You'd be stumped.

[01:51:45] Because you just can't stop laughing.

[01:51:49] Like you're not sure what you're laughing at.

[01:51:51] It's just the funniest thing.

[01:51:53] Just, yeah.

[01:51:54] Okay.

[01:51:54] Whatever he's laughing at, you're laughing at.

[01:51:56] You have no idea what you're laughing at.

[01:51:57] Mm-hmm.

[01:51:58] And you just start like, yeah, cackling.

[01:52:01] So he like floats around the corner, just stares at me.

[01:52:05] I'm like pointing my gun at him.

[01:52:06] I'm like...

[01:52:07] Right?

[01:52:08] And then you just like, you drop your gun and you just like...

[01:52:11] Like it starts hurting.

[01:52:12] Yeah.

[01:52:12] But you just can't do anything else but laugh.

[01:52:14] Okay.

[01:52:16] So that's on his last lecture or his lecture action.

[01:52:20] Actually, the first thing I would say is, ow, 30.

[01:52:23] That hurt a lot.

[01:52:25] Also, next up, I guess...

[01:52:27] All right, yeah.

[01:52:27] So that's your turn and some of that.

[01:52:30] Mm-hmm.

[01:52:30] So next up is Were-Tiger Marcel.

[01:52:34] Okay.

[01:52:34] They are 50 feet away across that tunnel.

[01:52:37] You see this dark, the shadowy humanoid form at the very end of this tunnel.

[01:52:42] It's 20 years up?

[01:52:43] Yes.

[01:52:44] It does look like prey.

[01:52:46] You are 50 feet away, though.

[01:52:48] Okay.

[01:52:48] So I move my movement.

[01:52:50] Yep.

[01:52:50] So that's 30 feet.

[01:52:51] Yep.

[01:52:52] So he's now 20 feet.

[01:52:54] Are you charging?

[01:52:55] Because you could charge.

[01:52:57] And then I'm going to charge.

[01:52:58] Okay.

[01:52:59] So I clear that distance.

[01:53:01] Can you...

[01:53:02] Charge is an attack action.

[01:53:04] Yep, it is.

[01:53:05] Okay.

[01:53:05] I thought you had to like do charge rather than like walk the 30 feet and then do that.

[01:53:11] Okay.

[01:53:11] I'm padding up my normal movement speed.

[01:53:13] Yeah, okay.

[01:53:14] And then I'm charging.

[01:53:15] Yep.

[01:53:16] And then I'm going to claw him.

[01:53:18] Because that activates my pounce.

[01:53:20] Okay.

[01:53:22] I will two.

[01:53:24] Fuck.

[01:53:25] So you go through...

[01:53:26] No, you're on a charge.

[01:53:28] I roll advantage.

[01:53:29] You roll an advantage.

[01:53:31] That was another two.

[01:53:32] Oh, God damn.

[01:53:34] I can only help you so much, sir.

[01:53:36] So like...

[01:53:38] It was meant to be.

[01:53:38] The creature's...

[01:53:39] Like the Revenant is laughing.

[01:53:40] The bunny man is laughing.

[01:53:41] It's like...

[01:53:42] Just like...

[01:53:42] Like just hysterically as you...

[01:53:44] As your...

[01:53:45] As this other person is laughing hysterically.

[01:53:47] And you pounce.

[01:53:49] And it quickly...

[01:53:50] Like its head turns too sharply at you for a second.

[01:53:52] And it ducks.

[01:53:54] And she's...

[01:53:54] Whoop!

[01:53:55] Through the toilet.

[01:53:56] Like...

[01:53:56] Like...

[01:53:57] Go...

[01:53:58] Roll a...

[01:54:00] A deck save.

[01:54:02] Unless you...

[01:54:02] Unless the...

[01:54:03] Where Tiger has...

[01:54:05] Athletics or acrobatics.

[01:54:08] I can't say so.

[01:54:09] Okay.

[01:54:09] Then throw a deck save.

[01:54:12] Seven.

[01:54:13] Okay.

[01:54:13] You are prone.

[01:54:14] On the ground.

[01:54:14] As you just like...

[01:54:15] You're going to have to take the next turn to like...

[01:54:17] Get up.

[01:54:18] God damn it.

[01:54:21] Also like...

[01:54:22] Sure.

[01:54:22] So I'm vulnerable.

[01:54:23] Yeah.

[01:54:23] Did you go past him?

[01:54:24] Yes.

[01:54:25] Or did you stumble ahead of him?

[01:54:26] Like...

[01:54:27] Like...

[01:54:28] Just like...

[01:54:29] Went right past him.

[01:54:31] Looney Tune shit.

[01:54:32] Your basic...

[01:54:33] First time you use the body.

[01:54:34] I understand.

[01:54:35] Yeah.

[01:54:35] And the bunny man's turn now.

[01:54:38] As you're laughing there...

[01:54:39] You can't do anything...

[01:54:40] But like...

[01:54:40] Look on and keep laughing at him.

[01:54:42] Oh god.

[01:54:43] I hope...

[01:54:43] No, no, no.

[01:54:44] He's going to think I'm laughing at him missing now.

[01:54:46] No.

[01:54:47] You see...

[01:54:48] The bunny man is laughing with you.

[01:54:50] And his bullet wounds that you've inflicted on him are healing up.

[01:54:53] So he is actually recovering from your death.

[01:54:56] That's not fair at all.

[01:54:59] And he is going to...

[01:55:01] And then he...

[01:55:01] That's when his like...

[01:55:02] His axe...

[01:55:03] Like he gets...

[01:55:03] He readies his axe.

[01:55:04] And he's just going to bring it down on you.

[01:55:06] Just like a vertical slash.

[01:55:08] See if he actually does it.

[01:55:11] Oh, he does have advantage because you are...

[01:55:13] Yeah.

[01:55:14] I'm like incapacitated at this point.

[01:55:16] I don't know what the status effect of stun is.

[01:55:21] It's as bad as you think it is.

[01:55:23] Like I'm just...

[01:55:24] It's basically coup de bras.

[01:55:25] More or less.

[01:55:26] A stunned character is incapacitated.

[01:55:29] They can't move and can speak only falteringly.

[01:55:34] Yeah.

[01:55:35] The creature automatically fails strength and dexterity saves.

[01:55:38] Attack rolls against the creature have advantage.

[01:55:41] Oh, okay.

[01:55:42] It's not auto-hit.

[01:55:43] No.

[01:55:43] I kind of figured it would be.

[01:55:45] No, that would be if you're like on the ground.

[01:55:46] Or that would be...

[01:55:48] Helpless.

[01:55:48] Yeah, helpless instead of that.

[01:55:49] Mm.

[01:55:50] Or unconscious.

[01:55:51] Oh, yeah.

[01:55:52] But yeah, that's going to be a 17 to hit.

[01:55:56] Tied.

[01:55:57] Tied goes to the defender, technically.

[01:55:58] No, meter beat.

[01:55:59] Yeah.

[01:56:00] It's meter beat.

[01:56:01] Meter beat.

[01:56:02] He does have a second attack.

[01:56:04] Mm-hmm.

[01:56:04] Multi-attack.

[01:56:08] And that is going to be...

[01:56:11] Hang on.

[01:56:11] Math is hard.

[01:56:12] It is.

[01:56:14] 19?

[01:56:15] Yep.

[01:56:16] I don't know why.

[01:56:17] I just had to add an extra two points to that.

[01:56:19] God damn it.

[01:56:20] God damn it, Chris.

[01:56:21] Yeah, so that will hit you.

[01:56:22] That's going to be...

[01:56:29] That is going to be six...

[01:56:32] Oh, no.

[01:56:33] Hang on.

[01:56:33] There's more.

[01:56:35] But wait.

[01:56:35] There's more.

[01:56:37] Eight?

[01:56:38] Ten slashing damage.

[01:56:40] Mm-hmm.

[01:56:41] Plus...

[01:56:42] Oh, that's worse.

[01:56:46] Oh, there's an extra one, actually.

[01:56:49] That's much worse.

[01:56:51] Uh...

[01:56:53] Eleven poison damage from the axe.

[01:56:57] Okay.

[01:56:58] So...

[01:56:59] That's not good.

[01:57:00] I'm not doing good.

[01:57:02] Down by this creature.

[01:57:06] Top of the round, though.

[01:57:07] Jacob.

[01:57:08] I need a moment.

[01:57:10] I'm going to go get it.

[01:57:12] Damn it.

[01:57:12] He should have taken one more damage from me hitting him before.

[01:57:15] Not that it matters at all.

[01:57:16] I can knock one off him.

[01:57:19] No.

[01:57:20] I mean, yeah, sure.

[01:57:21] No.

[01:57:22] Actually, no.

[01:57:22] Because I need to learn.

[01:57:24] This is the only way I learn.

[01:57:25] Through failure.

[01:57:26] But see, Aaron, I am learning, too.

[01:57:29] Mm-hmm.

[01:57:29] I'm learning how to be a more deadly GM.

[01:57:32] You are.

[01:57:33] You are, in fact, learning that.

[01:57:35] Aaron's just like, unfortunately.

[01:57:37] Mm-hmm.

[01:57:39] Okay.

[01:57:47] Uh...

[01:57:47] I'm going to cast Shillelagh on my staff.

[01:57:56] The woodland staff?

[01:57:57] Mm-hmm.

[01:57:57] Okay.

[01:57:58] Because it is actually a valid magic item to do that on.

[01:58:02] Yep.

[01:58:03] And then I'm not going to use it as a Shillelagh.

[01:58:05] I like...

[01:58:07] They're a little spicy.

[01:58:08] I'm going to cast him to the bar.

[01:58:12] That's a lie.

[01:58:13] Yeah.

[01:58:16] Let's, uh...

[01:58:20] Let's...

[01:58:21] How far away is he?

[01:58:22] He's like, not even like 10 feet.

[01:58:25] Like, right into the tunnels about like 5, about 7 feet across.

[01:58:29] It's enough size to fit like a person and a car.

[01:58:33] So then I'm going to summon my spirit guardians.

[01:58:36] Okay.

[01:58:37] My little fake...

[01:58:38] My little pixies riding on canaries wielding, I think, fountain pens.

[01:58:46] Silvered fountain pens.

[01:58:48] Nice.

[01:58:49] Okay.

[01:58:50] As lances.

[01:58:51] Let's just confirm.

[01:58:52] This is a one-way road?

[01:58:53] Yeah.

[01:58:53] It's a one-way car.

[01:58:54] Okay.

[01:58:55] But like I said, just like enough for like a car and then like some room for like...

[01:58:59] So like for like leeway.

[01:59:01] So person size.

[01:59:02] So spirit guardians.

[01:59:04] The roads on either side of the tunnel do widen out a bit.

[01:59:09] A little bit.

[01:59:10] They taper out and in.

[01:59:12] It's a two-lane road that goes into one for the tunnel and then back out.

[01:59:15] It's basically a dead man's tunnel.

[01:59:16] Like, if two feet cars go in on either side, one of them has to back out.

[01:59:21] Okay.

[01:59:21] He needs to give me a wisdom save.

[01:59:24] He gets advantage of that too.

[01:59:26] Okay.

[01:59:31] 17.

[01:59:32] That's a success.

[01:59:33] Okay.

[01:59:34] He is still going to take...

[01:59:40] Seven.

[01:59:41] That's 15.

[01:59:44] 16.

[01:59:45] So half that is eight.

[01:59:47] He takes eight radiant damage.

[01:59:49] Okay.

[01:59:51] From a dozen little fucking pixies stabbing with fountain pens.

[01:59:55] Nice.

[01:59:56] All right.

[01:59:57] He does not like that.

[02:00:01] He may be switching targets.

[02:00:06] So how much damage is that?

[02:00:08] Eight total.

[02:00:09] And that's what he takes.

[02:00:11] That was half.

[02:00:12] With him succeeding on that.

[02:00:15] But it is radiant damage.

[02:00:16] Yes.

[02:00:16] He succeeded so he takes half, but that is the full damage.

[02:00:20] Yeah.

[02:00:20] If he has resistance to radiant damage for some reason, then you have that again.

[02:00:23] Or vulnerability.

[02:00:24] Yes.

[02:00:25] Yeah.

[02:00:27] Which it does seem like that irritates him a lot more than any of the other types you

[02:00:30] guys have rendered off to him.

[02:00:31] Okay.

[02:00:32] I will give you that.

[02:00:33] Can he still smite?

[02:00:35] No.

[02:00:35] He is a were-tiger.

[02:00:39] I just wasn't sure if he technically had animalistic access to his smiting.

[02:00:43] He is a were-tiger.

[02:00:45] He is a bestial rage monster right now.

[02:00:48] Okay.

[02:00:48] Okay.

[02:00:48] Because I know were-bears statistically are lawful good.

[02:00:54] So, like, do they go on lawful good rampages?

[02:00:58] Like just going and building orphanages in the back?

[02:01:02] They're care bears.

[02:01:03] Why is it up to code?

[02:01:06] They're were-care bears.

[02:01:10] Oh, God.

[02:01:10] That's a were-bears countdown.

[02:01:13] Three, two, one.

[02:01:14] Who's that coming from somewhere up in the sky?

[02:01:19] Ah!

[02:01:22] Run away and hide from, like, those fireflies.

[02:01:26] Oh, my God.

[02:01:27] I can't believe I remember that show's theme song.

[02:01:30] So, would Gunny be a were-bear?

[02:01:34] Lawful good, hates communists.

[02:01:35] Sounds right.

[02:01:36] Yep.

[02:01:36] Sounds about right.

[02:01:38] All right.

[02:01:38] So, um, that was-

[02:01:40] Oh, Jacob, though.

[02:01:40] That was all your turn?

[02:01:41] Uh, yeah.

[02:01:43] Unless there's somewhere I can move to with a little bit of cover.

[02:01:47] Um, there's- there are trees on either- on either side of the road.

[02:01:51] Like, on- like, basically there's brush on either side of the road from you.

[02:01:55] Oh, fuck it.

[02:01:55] I'm staying where I am.

[02:01:56] Okay.

[02:01:57] Um, yeah, no, on- on the end of your turn, uh, with his legendary action, he's going to-

[02:02:03] Uh, can he attack those fairies?

[02:02:06] No.

[02:02:07] Okay, then he turns around to seek out the, uh, where they came from.

[02:02:11] Uh, and, uh, roll me a wisdom save.

[02:02:14] As he begins cackling at you.

[02:02:17] Don't roll a one.

[02:02:20] I am proficient in wisdom saves.

[02:02:24] Can be-

[02:02:26] Of course, at length, on the side, I can't see.

[02:02:35] I can't tell if that's a 14 or an 18.

[02:02:38] That is a 14.

[02:02:39] Okay.

[02:02:39] That's fine.

[02:02:40] Because I still get to add 7 to it.

[02:02:44] So, that's 21.

[02:02:46] Yeah.

[02:02:48] You, you managed to, um, hang on, double check and see what that does if you, if you

[02:02:53] succeed.

[02:02:56] Uh, yeah, no, you're right.

[02:02:59] You managed to, like, you start, like, kind of getting, like, the-

[02:03:03] Like, yeah, it's like, nope, nope.

[02:03:05] You gotta-

[02:03:06] You can feel-

[02:03:09] Yeah, exactly.

[02:03:10] At first it seems like it's gonna work, and then you just, like, do that joke, or do that

[02:03:13] little insult.

[02:03:16] Um, and, uh, that's on your turn.

[02:03:18] So, that's what he tries to do.

[02:03:20] Uh, next up is gonna be John.

[02:03:24] Um, I guess roll me a wisdom save to try and, uh-

[02:03:28] Shake off-

[02:03:29] Shake off the, uh, the effect.

[02:03:31] Is there a duration on it?

[02:03:32] Um-

[02:03:32] Or is it just you have to break out of it?

[02:03:35] You gotta break out of it.

[02:03:35] Okay.

[02:03:37] So, sorry, a wisdom?

[02:03:38] Yeah.

[02:03:42] It's a four, isn't it?

[02:03:43] It is.

[02:03:44] That's, uh, where am I?

[02:03:47] There I am.

[02:03:48] Total of ten.

[02:03:49] You're still laughing and still stunned.

[02:03:51] That's fine.

[02:03:52] Um, but, uh-

[02:03:54] Also, um, I just realized, magic weapon is a, um, what's-

[02:04:02] Concentration spell.

[02:04:03] So, me being hit, I should technically be rolling a constitution save to see if I can

[02:04:08] maintain the spell.

[02:04:09] Right?

[02:04:10] Yeah, and what spell?

[02:04:11] Sorry.

[02:04:11] Magic weapon.

[02:04:12] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[02:04:13] Because I haven't been doing that.

[02:04:15] Well, no.

[02:04:17] Total of five.

[02:04:18] So-

[02:04:19] I'm assuming that fizzles.

[02:04:21] Yeah.

[02:04:21] Okay.

[02:04:22] So, your G11 that you've dropped is gone, I guess, right?

[02:04:26] No, just the magic-

[02:04:27] No, it just loses the-

[02:04:28] Enchantment.

[02:04:29] Oh, the enchantment.

[02:04:30] So, it just becomes a regular.

[02:04:31] Yep.

[02:04:33] Which is still-

[02:04:34] Equally as deadly.

[02:04:35] It is.

[02:04:36] Um, but that's the end of your turn?

[02:04:38] Well, I can't do anything, so yeah.

[02:04:39] That's fair.

[02:04:40] He attacks you.

[02:04:41] It's his turn?

[02:04:42] Yeah.

[02:04:42] He can give me a wisdom save.

[02:04:43] He will.

[02:04:44] With advantage.

[02:04:46] That is going to be, uh, it's gonna be 20, I think.

[02:04:54] Yep.

[02:04:56] Okay.

[02:04:56] 21.

[02:04:57] Yeah.

[02:04:59] Um, 15 and 8 is 23.

[02:05:03] Uh, divided by 2 is, uh, 11.

[02:05:07] So he takes 11 radiant damage from my little fey bastards.

[02:05:11] Okay.

[02:05:14] He is not liking those if they're, like, you get back on you son of a bitch!

[02:05:19] It's like they're stabbing at him behind, like, from behind.

[02:05:22] Mm-hmm.

[02:05:23] And he is showing, like, like, you can see his kind of, like, partially shadowed face just

[02:05:28] kind of grimacing from, like, an irritation, from, like, a, uh, kind of a power, a strong

[02:05:34] irritation behind him as they're, uh, just jabbing him in the neck and such.

[02:05:37] Oh, and his speed is halved.

[02:05:40] Not that I think it really matters, but...

[02:05:42] Um, but yeah.

[02:05:43] And then, uh, he, uh, he attacks you.

[02:05:46] Okay.

[02:05:47] With the axe.

[02:05:48] He asks, he axes you a question.

[02:05:51] Uh, that is going to be an 18.

[02:05:55] Yep.

[02:06:01] 7 slashing damage and...

[02:06:04] No, sorry.

[02:06:08] Not 7 slashing damage.

[02:06:09] There's more.

[02:06:11] 11 slashing damage.

[02:06:15] And...

[02:06:16] 13 poison damage.

[02:06:20] Jesus.

[02:06:21] From the axe.

[02:06:23] Okay.

[02:06:26] So, uh...

[02:06:28] That was on Jon's turn.

[02:06:31] Uh, Marcel!

[02:06:32] Rage Tiger.

[02:06:33] Or, Rage Beast.

[02:06:36] Okay.

[02:06:36] So, I'm real pissed that...

[02:06:37] I'm real pissed that he dodged...

[02:06:39] That he dodged that.

[02:06:40] Okay, fair enough, yeah.

[02:06:41] That...

[02:06:41] That's fucking rude.

[02:06:43] Yeah.

[02:06:44] So, I'm going to use half my movement to get up.

[02:06:52] Got the rock too.

[02:06:53] You drinking that Malort again?

[02:06:55] It sounds like it.

[02:06:57] You need a shot on Malort to help figure your throat.

[02:07:02] But no, um...

[02:07:03] He would get up and pour you one.

[02:07:05] I don't mind it.

[02:07:06] Give it to...

[02:07:07] Yeah.

[02:07:07] Give it to me!

[02:07:08] I'm here!

[02:07:11] It's not a...

[02:07:12] It's not a torment to me.

[02:07:13] I know it's not.

[02:07:14] Uh, I just...

[02:07:15] The, uh...

[02:07:15] I think it's the, um...

[02:07:16] The Alaskan, uh...

[02:07:17] Shotgun.

[02:07:18] That's not Malort, by the way.

[02:07:20] Oh.

[02:07:21] No, it's not.

[02:07:22] That's the one, I think.

[02:07:23] Yeah.

[02:07:23] That's mine.

[02:07:24] Um, yeah.

[02:07:24] So you, you lunge at, uh...

[02:07:26] At, uh...

[02:07:27] The Shadow Man?

[02:07:27] I get up and I charge.

[02:07:29] I'm moving at least 15 feet, right?

[02:07:32] Uh, yeah.

[02:07:32] Yeah, yeah.

[02:07:33] You didn't go that far.

[02:07:34] Yeah.

[02:07:35] No, no.

[02:07:36] Okay.

[02:07:37] So, I use half my movement to stand up.

[02:07:39] I sort of pad around to the right.

[02:07:41] Yeah.

[02:07:41] So I'm at least 20 feet away.

[02:07:43] And then I charge.

[02:07:45] Okay.

[02:07:46] Because I have to move 20 feet...

[02:07:47] I have to move 15 feet for my pounce.

[02:07:49] Okay.

[02:07:49] So I attack at advantage with my claw.

[02:07:53] That's a 19 and a 17.

[02:07:54] I'm pretty sure I hit him this time.

[02:07:59] Uh, sorry.

[02:07:59] How much damage?

[02:08:00] Or, sorry.

[02:08:00] Sorry.

[02:08:01] What's the attack?

[02:08:02] Uh...

[02:08:04] 19...

[02:08:04] 19 to hit.

[02:08:05] 24 to hit.

[02:08:06] 24 to hit.

[02:08:07] That'll hit, yeah.

[02:08:08] Okay.

[02:08:09] Okay.

[02:08:09] So he takes 7 damage.

[02:08:11] And he needs to give me a DC 14 strength save or be not prone.

[02:08:15] Okay.

[02:08:15] Give me a second.

[02:08:18] A DC, uh...

[02:08:20] Sorry, a strength?

[02:08:22] DC 14 strength.

[02:08:23] Uh, that is going to be...

[02:08:28] 10.

[02:08:33] So he is not prone.

[02:08:34] Excellent.

[02:08:35] Then I get to bite his bonus action.

[02:08:36] Okay.

[02:08:37] And since he's prone, I get to do that advantage.

[02:08:40] Alrighty.

[02:08:41] This answers a question that I had about him, too.

[02:08:44] Like, he is tangible.

[02:08:45] Like...

[02:08:46] He appears to be at the moment.

[02:08:48] Yeah.

[02:08:49] So that's a 12 to hit.

[02:08:51] 12 to hit?

[02:08:52] Uh, that will not hit.

[02:08:54] Damn.

[02:08:55] But he's still prone and I'm on top of him.

[02:08:57] Yes.

[02:08:58] Okay.

[02:08:58] For now.

[02:08:59] Okay.

[02:09:00] Uh, sorry.

[02:09:03] Um...

[02:09:03] So that is your turn?

[02:09:04] Yep.

[02:09:05] Okay.

[02:09:05] Uh, so Bunny Man appears to be regenerating from your attack.

[02:09:10] And then he just melts into the shadows.

[02:09:12] What?

[02:09:13] Beneath you.

[02:09:15] Um...

[02:09:16] So, um...

[02:09:17] Sorry, it's his turn?

[02:09:18] It is his turn, yeah.

[02:09:19] Wisdom save.

[02:09:20] Okay.

[02:09:24] Uh, that is going to be...

[02:09:26] A 13.

[02:09:27] That is a fail.

[02:09:29] Okay.

[02:09:29] Why did he have to do that?

[02:09:30] Uh...

[02:09:31] Because on his turn, he has to...

[02:09:35] Uh...

[02:09:35] Do a wisdom save versus my spirit card.

[02:09:38] Right, because they're still in range right now.

[02:09:40] Oh, yeah.

[02:09:40] Actually.

[02:09:41] Right.

[02:09:48] It is, uh...

[02:09:50] 16.

[02:09:51] 16 radiant damage.

[02:09:53] 16 radiant damage?

[02:09:54] Did you determine the were-tiger as a friendling to them?

[02:09:58] Yes.

[02:09:59] Mm.

[02:10:00] Uh, yeah.

[02:10:00] So...

[02:10:01] What happens here is, uh...

[02:10:03] So he's prone on the ground.

[02:10:04] Uh, the were-tiger appears to be trying to, like, maul him, but, like, to no avail.

[02:10:08] And then just, like, uh...

[02:10:10] He begins recovering some of his wounds from the previous attack.

[02:10:13] But then your fairies begin stabbing at him, and those wounds are not healing as fast as the other ones.

[02:10:20] The regular ones.

[02:10:21] And he just kind of shirks into the shadows.

[02:10:23] Like, melts into the shadows.

[02:10:25] So, uh, I need everyone...

[02:10:28] Whoa.

[02:10:30] Um...

[02:10:31] So he is gone for the moment.

[02:10:33] Um...

[02:10:34] What is Sebial when he's got the sword?

[02:10:37] Thousand cuts?

[02:10:39] Yeah.

[02:10:40] Thousand cuts!

[02:10:41] Thousand cuts.

[02:10:43] Thousand cuts.

[02:10:44] Is that what it sounds like when he yells it, or does it sound like he's yelling something else?

[02:10:48] Actually, I'm gonna do...

[02:10:49] He's actually saying that, but sometimes it does sound like he's yelling thunder cunts, though, yes.

[02:10:53] Oh, shit.

[02:10:54] I see.

[02:10:55] Uh, but yeah, as he melts away, um...

[02:10:59] Anybody except for, uh, for Dave, because, uh, Dave is...

[02:11:04] Or, sorry, John is currently still cackling.

[02:11:06] Question.

[02:11:07] Him teleporting away, does that cancel that?

[02:11:09] No, this is still part of the attack.

[02:11:11] Okay, that's fine.

[02:11:11] Um, so, uh, Marcel, or...

[02:11:15] Where Marcel and, uh...

[02:11:17] And, uh, Jacob, you guys can roll me a perception test.

[02:11:20] Does it evolve here or smell?

[02:11:22] Uh, you can probably smell.

[02:11:24] It can make sense.

[02:11:30] Thirteen?

[02:11:31] Thirteen?

[02:11:31] Okay.

[02:11:32] Actually, I'm gonna roll through here.

[02:11:34] I can get some new dice.

[02:11:35] These things hate me.

[02:11:36] Uh, welcome to...

[02:11:38] No, I rolled two threes in a row, so that's...

[02:11:44] We are straight up not having a good time.

[02:11:47] No, this guy is...

[02:11:47] Yeah, this guy is kicking your ass.

[02:11:49] There's a reason he hasn't been taken out by any of the factions yet.

[02:11:52] Yeah, yeah.

[02:11:54] Um...

[02:11:54] Where's that drone?

[02:11:56] What?

[02:11:56] I rolled sevens.

[02:11:57] Okay, yeah.

[02:11:58] So you, uh, like, you're, you're, you're catching him out.

[02:12:00] You smell...

[02:12:01] He's, like, all over the place.

[02:12:02] Like, the...

[02:12:02] His scent is everywhere here.

[02:12:04] It permeates everything.

[02:12:05] Um, and then, um...

[02:12:08] Uh...

[02:12:09] Da-da-da.

[02:12:10] The whole place...

[02:12:16] Uh, twenty hit you?

[02:12:20] Yep.

[02:12:21] Okay.

[02:12:21] Uh, you are attacked by...

[02:12:22] You are attacked from behind by shadow blades.

[02:12:25] Or, by shadow knives.

[02:12:26] Uh, they get hucked at you.

[02:12:30] Um, for...

[02:12:36] Nine piercing damage, and...

[02:12:42] Is it magical?

[02:12:43] Uh, it is...

[02:12:45] Just regular piercing.

[02:12:46] Uh, it is...

[02:12:48] Yeah.

[02:12:50] Hang on.

[02:12:57] What do you have to...

[02:12:57] Yeah, they're, they're technically...

[02:13:00] I mean, they're technically magical.

[02:13:02] All right, I'll take it.

[02:13:03] Yeah.

[02:13:04] Do you have resistance to physical?

[02:13:05] They're, they're, they're shadow blades.

[02:13:07] They're blades that he's, like, hucking in there.

[02:13:08] No, because it's a warrior tiger.

[02:13:09] Oh, okay.

[02:13:11] Um...

[02:13:11] That's good.

[02:13:12] So, yeah, so, um...

[02:13:13] Damaging unities.

[02:13:14] Bludgeoning, piercing, slashing from non-magical attacks made with non-silver weapons.

[02:13:18] Hmm.

[02:13:18] Yeah, these are magical attacks.

[02:13:20] Uh, so...

[02:13:22] So, yeah, that was, uh...

[02:13:24] That regular, that piercing damage plus, uh...

[02:13:27] Eight poison damage.

[02:13:31] I'm not even a poison.

[02:13:32] Okay.

[02:13:33] So, and, um...

[02:13:35] That is...

[02:13:38] His turn.

[02:13:39] Oh, no, he does get a second attack.

[02:13:41] Uh, he lobs some, uh...

[02:13:45] He lobs some daggers at, uh...

[02:13:48] At, uh...

[02:13:49] John.

[02:13:50] Who's still laughing.

[02:13:52] Yep.

[02:13:52] This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[02:13:55] Basically, like, they just, like...

[02:13:57] Like, at the...

[02:13:58] On the plaster wall next to you.

[02:14:00] And then before they, like, poof out and leave him, like, deep indents in the...

[02:14:04] Or deep gashes into the, uh...

[02:14:05] Into the rock and mortar.

[02:14:06] When he missed?

[02:14:07] Yeah.

[02:14:08] Oh, okay.

[02:14:08] Yeah, roll the three.

[02:14:09] So, all right.

[02:14:10] It would have been, like...

[02:14:11] A nine.

[02:14:14] Um...

[02:14:14] Hopefully...

[02:14:14] Advantage because I'm a capacity.

[02:14:17] That's a lot better.

[02:14:18] You are going to get hit in that one.

[02:14:20] Yeah.

[02:14:20] I don't know why I opened my mouth.

[02:14:21] I don't know why either.

[02:14:23] So, yeah.

[02:14:25] It seemed like it was going to hit you.

[02:14:26] You're like, oh, those are definitely going to miss me.

[02:14:28] Oh!

[02:14:29] Third one comes and goes right in my head.

[02:14:32] Yeah.

[02:14:33] Um...

[02:14:33] Oh, God.

[02:14:33] That's going to be...

[02:14:36] Eleven piercing damage.

[02:14:38] Mm-hmm.

[02:14:39] And...

[02:14:42] Six poison damage.

[02:14:45] You sure it's six?

[02:14:46] Yeah.

[02:14:47] Are you down?

[02:14:49] That is the exact amount of hit points I had left.

[02:14:51] Well, you're...

[02:14:52] So you're dying.

[02:14:53] Because you just...

[02:14:54] You, uh...

[02:14:55] You stopped laughing.

[02:14:55] Because now you're bleeding out on the ground.

[02:14:58] But...

[02:14:58] Technically, no.

[02:14:59] Because...

[02:15:01] I don't have full control of my body, though.

[02:15:03] So could I potentially use a talisman?

[02:15:05] Or am I completely incapacitated?

[02:15:07] I think talismans do it on their own.

[02:15:09] Talismans do it on their own.

[02:15:10] Yeah.

[02:15:11] Okay.

[02:15:11] That's why you have...

[02:15:12] Like, they're basically like...

[02:15:13] Kind of like...

[02:15:14] It says reaction.

[02:15:18] Oh.

[02:15:19] Yeah.

[02:15:19] The fishbowl necklace on...

[02:15:21] It says reaction to get one HP.

[02:15:23] When you go down to zero.

[02:15:25] And you're...

[02:15:26] And he's currently...

[02:15:27] He's still stunned.

[02:15:28] Would you stop being...

[02:15:29] Yeah.

[02:15:30] You can't take reactions when you're stunned.

[02:15:32] Nope.

[02:15:32] No.

[02:15:32] So you're...

[02:15:33] Yeah, no.

[02:15:33] You can't activate it.

[02:15:34] That's fine.

[02:15:35] Okay.

[02:15:35] Are you dead?

[02:15:36] No, he's...

[02:15:37] I am bleeding out.

[02:15:37] He has three death saves.

[02:15:40] Before he does.

[02:15:41] Mm-hmm.

[02:15:43] So that...

[02:15:43] But that is Bunny Man's turn.

[02:15:45] Is, uh...

[02:15:45] Like, as he's firing off him from a distance.

[02:15:48] Mm-hmm.

[02:15:48] With these daggers.

[02:15:50] Jacob.

[02:15:51] So you're looking around for him.

[02:15:53] Yeah.

[02:15:54] Want to roll me on his perception test?

[02:15:56] Sure.

[02:16:11] 15 plus 4 is 19.

[02:16:12] Okay.

[02:16:13] You do see him.

[02:16:14] He's 30 feet away down the road.

[02:16:17] Um...

[02:16:17] Like, near some...

[02:16:18] Near a patch of tree...

[02:16:19] Near, uh...

[02:16:19] Like, near some trees that are, like, overhanging the, uh...

[02:16:21] The road.

[02:16:22] Okay.

[02:16:23] I'm going to, um...

[02:16:24] Use my movement to go over to John.

[02:16:27] Okay.

[02:16:29] And, uh...

[02:16:29] I'm assuming I've stopped laughing at this point.

[02:16:32] You're like...

[02:16:34] Like, in the...

[02:16:35] While you're...

[02:16:35] While you're, like, kind of, like, bleeding.

[02:16:37] I can tell that he's not doing well, right?

[02:16:39] Yeah.

[02:16:39] No, he's not doing well.

[02:16:41] Okay.

[02:16:42] Then I will, uh...

[02:16:42] Drop down to a knee and pop a good berry in his mouth.

[02:16:45] Okay.

[02:16:46] Okay.

[02:16:47] And then I will, uh...

[02:16:48] Level my...

[02:16:50] My lightning wand at him.

[02:16:52] And, uh...

[02:16:52] I will release another charge.

[02:16:53] Okay.

[02:16:54] What have I done to you?

[02:16:57] You didn't specify someone else.

[02:16:59] That is true.

[02:16:59] I will level my lightning bolt wand at my enemy.

[02:17:03] Okay.

[02:17:04] And release a charge.

[02:17:05] Why did he do you?

[02:17:08] Uh, so he can give me a deck save.

[02:17:10] Okay.

[02:17:12] Uh...

[02:17:12] Uh...

[02:17:15] Uh...

[02:17:16] That is going to be...

[02:17:18] Paltry 10.

[02:17:19] That ain't gonna do it.

[02:17:21] I didn't think so.

[02:17:29] Honestly, it might be my favorite, like, litter.

[02:17:32] I'm not...

[02:17:33] You're gonna go on recording saying that.

[02:17:35] I'm not.

[02:17:35] Malort may be my favorite liquor.

[02:17:38] That's right.

[02:17:39] I said it.

[02:17:42] RPX.

[02:17:42] RPPR.

[02:17:43] Technical difficulties.

[02:17:45] Podcast.

[02:17:46] Duh.

[02:17:47] Drunk and the ugly.

[02:17:48] Wow.

[02:17:49] Calling everybody.

[02:17:51] Just calling everybody.

[02:17:51] Calling all my...

[02:17:52] All my, uh...

[02:17:53] My J-Con podcast homeboys.

[02:17:55] That'll be 36 lightning damage.

[02:17:58] How much damage?

[02:17:59] 36.

[02:18:00] Really?

[02:18:00] Shit.

[02:18:01] Goddamn.

[02:18:02] I do 8 die 6 damage with this.

[02:18:06] Assuming they fail their dexterity save.

[02:18:08] Yeah.

[02:18:08] Otherwise, they take half.

[02:18:10] Yeah.

[02:18:11] Do you roll to hit, or is it just...

[02:18:12] No.

[02:18:13] It's an AoE.

[02:18:14] It's a line.

[02:18:15] Oh, it's a line attack.

[02:18:16] Yeah, true.

[02:18:17] Yeah, so he definitely did not like that.

[02:18:18] He's like...

[02:18:20] Like, pa-choo!

[02:18:21] I believe that's my action, because I used my move to get over to John, and I assume

[02:18:26] it was my bonus to give him a Goodberry.

[02:18:29] Yeah.

[02:18:30] And then that's my action to use the wand.

[02:18:33] Yeah.

[02:18:33] So that's it for me.

[02:18:35] Yeah.

[02:18:35] And you're just...

[02:18:36] You're no longer...

[02:18:37] I will say you're no longer stunned after you've dropped.

[02:18:39] But...

[02:18:40] So, the Goodberry, you're now barely conscious, I think?

[02:18:44] You're at 1 HP.

[02:18:45] You're on HP, but you're no longer, like, laughing.

[02:18:47] You're, like, horse now.

[02:18:48] Like, you're...

[02:18:50] You're...

[02:18:50] What did Goodberry do?

[02:18:52] I'm a werehorse now?

[02:18:56] Got a were-tiger.

[02:18:57] He's gunning for you.

[02:18:58] He is gunning for you now.

[02:19:00] That's fair.

[02:19:01] I deserve it.

[02:19:02] Okay, so...

[02:19:03] So, uh...

[02:19:03] A were-horse, a were-tiger, walk into a warehouse.

[02:19:09] Don't test me, boy.

[02:19:12] All right, uh, John, you're up.

[02:19:14] Cool.

[02:19:15] Yeah, your throat is, like, sore from all the laughing.

[02:19:18] And also, your body is just hurting from all the cuts and stab wounds.

[02:19:23] From the thousand cuts.

[02:19:24] Yeah.

[02:19:24] You have a nice healthy gash down your chest.

[02:19:28] Mm-hmm.

[02:19:29] From when you use the axe on you.

[02:19:31] Okay.

[02:19:33] Ow.

[02:19:34] Fucking ow.

[02:19:36] Thank you, but fucking ow.

[02:19:37] Okay.

[02:19:38] Um.

[02:19:40] Probably a good time to heal, I'd have to say.

[02:19:43] Yeah, that might be a good idea.

[02:19:44] Yeah.

[02:19:47] I'm gonna do a ten-minute prayer of healing right here.

[02:19:50] Take my time with it.

[02:19:51] No.

[02:19:52] Um.

[02:19:52] I'll do healing word.

[02:19:54] Mm-hmm.

[02:19:54] I don't think you can...

[02:19:55] Oh, you can cast it at higher levels.

[02:19:57] Maybe I'll just do that.

[02:20:01] Um.

[02:20:02] Yeah, because I'm not really...

[02:20:05] Oh, shh.

[02:20:06] Okay.

[02:20:07] I was like, oh, shit.

[02:20:08] You're gonna use the legendary axe on your turn.

[02:20:11] I still have two more people.

[02:20:13] All right.

[02:20:14] So I'm going to do a third-level cast of healing word on myself as a bonus action.

[02:20:39] Mm-hmm.

[02:20:40] Lost monsters.

[02:20:41] Yep.

[02:20:42] Like, it's so handy as a hero.

[02:20:44] So that is plus 12.

[02:20:46] Oh, great.

[02:20:46] You should put a good berry between your teeth, but intentionally not crush it.

[02:20:50] And then if you go down, you'll crush it.

[02:20:53] And then you'll get 1HP back.

[02:20:55] You're just gonna, like...

[02:20:56] You're just gonna, like...

[02:20:57] And then after this, you guys are just gonna have, like, a molar...

[02:20:59] Yeah.

[02:21:00] Like a cyanide pill.

[02:21:01] Like a cyanide pill.

[02:21:03] Yeah.

[02:21:03] Yeah.

[02:21:04] You guys should just take some old, like, Cold War, like, you're, like, cyanide-built molars,

[02:21:10] but just replace the cyanide with a good berry.

[02:21:12] Do they expire?

[02:21:13] The good berries?

[02:21:14] Uh, 24 hours.

[02:21:16] Still.

[02:21:16] Like, if we can just load those up every adventure, that's kind of genius, Chris.

[02:21:22] It's kind of...

[02:21:23] Damn it.

[02:21:24] You're helping.

[02:21:26] Unfortunately, the tail...

[02:21:28] Hydra.

[02:21:28] Unfortunately, the dentistry bills are gonna be...

[02:21:31] Oh, yeah.

[02:21:31] Are gonna complete your funds.

[02:21:34] Does anybody have a lesser restoration?

[02:21:38] No.

[02:21:39] Damn.

[02:21:41] Okay, so...

[02:21:42] Yeah, what are you doing?

[02:21:42] I have healed.

[02:21:43] I'm up to a total of...

[02:21:45] I'm not telling you.

[02:21:47] Really?

[02:21:47] 13 damage.

[02:21:48] Uh, health is what I'm at right now.

[02:21:51] That's a nice 13 health damage.

[02:21:52] Health, though.

[02:21:53] It'd be a shame if something happened to them.

[02:21:54] Yeah, I know.

[02:21:55] It's fine.

[02:21:55] Honestly, with that low, you might as well just sit at one.

[02:21:59] Because you never drop below zero.

[02:22:01] That's true, yeah.