(The Secret World): MSL-North: Tha Boyz - Episode 13: Moosquatch Season Part 2

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[00:00:59] Hi! Welcome to One Less Die, a Secret World actual play podcast.

[00:01:04] We are continuing our Secret World campaign, the Monster Slayers League North, otherwise known as Da Boyz, because we are playing Newfoundland.

[00:01:17] And, yeah, well, last we left off, you guys went on a totally normal moose hunting trip.

[00:01:24] Nothing weird happened. You caught-

[00:01:26] Actually, it was- Actually, it was something weird that did happen.

[00:01:28] You caught-

[00:01:29] You downed a-

[00:01:31] I think a moose?

[00:01:32] A moose, a bear, and-

[00:01:35] A puma.

[00:01:36] A puma.

[00:01:36] A puma.

[00:01:37] On the first night of hunting.

[00:01:38] They're like, as soon as you got in there, yeah.

[00:01:40] Like, so we-

[00:01:41] It actually hit the goal of going from being a hunting trip to a drinking trip, because that's

[00:01:47] what happens when you actually bag what you're after.

[00:01:49] Yeah.

[00:01:50] That's probably gonna be the second half of this game, is like, you guys just like, drinking

[00:01:54] around the-

[00:01:55] Like, resettling in at the-

[00:01:58] Uh, up around the bonfire at the camp.

[00:02:00] Mm-hmm.

[00:02:01] Come on, Moo.

[00:02:02] I saw-

[00:02:02] I heard you.

[00:02:08] Um, but yeah, totally normal moose hunting trip.

[00:02:11] Uh, nothing weird happened.

[00:02:12] Uh, and then we cut to the present where, uh, two of you guys are knocked out, and, uh,

[00:02:17] the other one is half-clothed, um, no pants.

[00:02:21] A friend was butt naked.

[00:02:22] Way less than half-clothed.

[00:02:23] Yeah.

[00:02:23] Yeah.

[00:02:23] Yeah.

[00:02:25] Yeah.

[00:02:33] Yeah.

[00:02:34] And, uh, you are in a supernaturally, um, supernaturally tainted, uh, ravine dimension.

[00:02:41] Yeah.

[00:02:42] Tained.

[00:02:43] Okay.

[00:02:44] So, yeah, um, now when last week, uh, last week after the recording ended, we had discussed,

[00:02:51] uh, whether that entailed a short rest or a long rest or no rest or what.

[00:02:55] Um, yeah, the- I think the- the actual, like, hunting trip, the hunting segment, so that

[00:03:00] you guys, like, relaxing stuff with the hunting stuff.

[00:03:02] That was a- was technically counted as a short rest.

[00:03:08] Because it wouldn't be the sleep.

[00:03:09] Like, you- you guys are knocked out.

[00:03:12] We haven't had a chance to rest yet.

[00:03:14] Yeah.

[00:03:15] But, like, you guys had- but you had several hours at the camp, like, at the- at the bonfire,

[00:03:19] like, relaxing and some of that.

[00:03:21] So that would have been- I would have considered that, uh, rest.

[00:03:24] Okay.

[00:03:24] Yeah.

[00:03:25] So we- but- but you had- oh, sorry, long rest.

[00:03:28] Yeah, because it was several hours.

[00:03:29] Yeah, because it was several hours.

[00:03:29] It was a couple of hours of you guys drinking and- and talking and just shooting the shit

[00:03:32] around the bonfire.

[00:03:33] So long rest is like eight hours or something?

[00:03:35] Yes.

[00:03:35] So we've got a short rest.

[00:03:37] Oh, okay, fine.

[00:03:41] Yeah, a short rest.

[00:03:43] Okay, well, I can have some spell slots back at least.

[00:03:46] Does that give spell slots or not just one?

[00:03:48] Uh, it depends what class you are.

[00:03:50] I have a- a class ability that lets me replenish some of my spell slots on a short rest.

[00:03:56] Not all of them, just a couple.

[00:03:58] Um, I think it's half of my class level as spell levels.

[00:04:05] So, because I'm an eighth level Magus, I get four spell levels that I can replenish.

[00:04:09] Is that too bad?

[00:04:11] Yep.

[00:04:12] Um, anyway, you guys have got- after Jake and Blackstone had, uh, communed with the trees

[00:04:17] and got the, uh, terrifying, uh, whisper trees, uh, that were fearful of the, uh, the moose

[00:04:25] watch or the guardians of the woods.

[00:04:29] Um, you guys, uh, followed them to, uh, to a stair- for a staircase in the middle of

[00:04:34] the woods, um, where, uh, uh, uh, name, uh, her name, pardon me, where Sharon Seda,

[00:04:47] the, uh, the one that brought you out on this moose hunt to begin with, like, whose uncle

[00:04:52] owns the campsite and stuff like that, or the hunting site.

[00:04:55] Uh, or at least stakes it, stakes a claim to it.

[00:04:57] Um, she went missing when you guys, uh, went to chase Marcel who heard his- his girlfriend

[00:05:05] out of the woods and that wasn't her greatest girlfriend.

[00:05:10] So, yeah, um, uh, where do you guys- yeah, so I guess, uh, you two are knocked out and

[00:05:16] Marcel, you're, uh, standing there in this, like, in this, uh, in this deep, uh, craggy ravine

[00:05:23] full of, like, filth and decaying flora and such.

[00:05:28] I have a question.

[00:05:28] Yeah.

[00:05:29] Are we knocked out in the decaying filth?

[00:05:32] Yes.

[00:05:32] Face up or face down?

[00:05:33] Uh, how about let's roll a- let's roll a die, uh, uh, that, uh, odds or evens?

[00:05:43] Or, uh, yeah.

[00:05:44] Uh, tails.

[00:05:46] I think it's one or two.

[00:05:47] Or is it one or two?

[00:05:48] Okay, uh, two.

[00:05:49] Two.

[00:05:50] Okay, you guys are- you guys fell back for it.

[00:05:53] Okay.

[00:05:54] Or like, ugh, just like your, like, knees collapse and you just-

[00:05:56] Back for it, yeah.

[00:05:57] Mm-hmm.

[00:05:59] Oh, I soul-framed into the, uh, the in-between place.

[00:06:04] The nightfall, yeah.

[00:06:05] Yeah.

[00:06:05] I took the nasty plunge.

[00:06:08] Yeah, that's nice.

[00:06:09] I think that was brought up- I don't know if that was- I can't remember if that was brought

[00:06:11] up last week.

[00:06:12] It was definitely brought up last week.

[00:06:13] Probably, yeah.

[00:06:14] Ah.

[00:06:15] Psh.

[00:06:17] Or it's just feces.

[00:06:19] You know, just- just brackish, like, nasty plunge into poop.

[00:06:23] Just fungal muck and, uh, and horrible, like, decaying growth.

[00:06:29] So now it's still better than Nestle.

[00:06:30] Yeah.

[00:06:31] Oh my god.

[00:06:34] Oh my god.

[00:06:34] Oh my god.

[00:06:34] We're just kidding, Nestle.

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[00:06:37] Yeah, right.

[00:06:38] Um, so yeah, how do you want to, uh, handle this, Marcel?

[00:06:40] Your friends are, uh, apparently didn't like- that transition between the realities did

[00:06:44] not work so well for them.

[00:06:46] Uh, do I still have my phone?

[00:06:48] No.

[00:06:49] Damn.

[00:06:49] You have no pants to have them pocketed in.

[00:06:52] So I don't have a camera, so there's no point in teabagging them.

[00:06:59] So I guess I'll make sure they're on their backs and breathing, and then I'll try to rouse

[00:07:03] them.

[00:07:04] Okay.

[00:07:06] Uh, I guess, uh, you'll have to use both hands.

[00:07:10] Not arouse.

[00:07:11] Uh, oh.

[00:07:14] Um, I guess, I don't know what the role for this.

[00:07:20] I guess it'll be like, as you're rousing them, I guess, roll a constitution of both of

[00:07:23] you.

[00:07:24] A constitution save to like, wake up.

[00:07:27] Sure.

[00:07:29] Maybe take advantage because he's like, literally slapping you awake or something like that,

[00:07:33] trying to get you awake.

[00:07:36] Uh, and you're calling in a constitution?

[00:07:39] Yeah.

[00:07:41] Not 20.

[00:07:42] Alright, yeah, you're 18 total.

[00:07:44] You are so, straight sober awake.

[00:07:47] From that.

[00:07:48] You caught his hand.

[00:07:50] Yeah, he's like, I'm awake.

[00:07:54] Yeah, yeah.

[00:07:55] Five more minutes, ma.

[00:07:57] It's comfy down here.

[00:07:59] I was like, I'm calling in a teabagging.

[00:08:01] Uh, I got a total of 18.

[00:08:04] Yeah, you wake up after a couple slaps.

[00:08:08] As long as they're not of the mushroom variety.

[00:08:12] Uh, and yeah, you guys find yourselves in a fetid and cavernous series of ravines, roughly

[00:08:18] 15 to 20 feet across.

[00:08:19] Uh, filth is bubbling up from the ground in small pools and oozes off the cliff walls, spoiling any and all undergrowth and foliage it touches.

[00:08:31] The smell of plant rot and decay are overpowering here, mixed with the copper scent of blood.

[00:08:39] Above, about 50 feet or so, a gloomy light filters through the gaps in the rock and muck.

[00:08:46] A miasma-like fog creeps about the ravine floor, flowing through the many dizzying passages ahead of you.

[00:08:56] And then you look behind you and there's just like a giant fog mink.

[00:08:59] Like it's like a, like a straight out of like...

[00:09:01] Oh, that's where the boss fight is, if we walk through the fog wall.

[00:09:04] Yep.

[00:09:05] If Revenant has stopped me anyway, that's what we need to do.

[00:09:08] You gonna go through that?

[00:09:10] Wait, is it gold or is it gray?

[00:09:12] It's gray.

[00:09:14] If it's gold, it means we haven't done it yet, right?

[00:09:17] No, I'm pretty sure that it's always gray.

[00:09:18] Or no, was it colored?

[00:09:20] Or am I thinking of uh, dark, not Dark Souls.

[00:09:24] A Limp Ring.

[00:09:25] You might be thinking of a Limp Ring.

[00:09:26] Pretty sure it's the same old time in Revenant.

[00:09:28] Also not relevant to this.

[00:09:31] Also not Revenant to this.

[00:09:32] No, no, no.

[00:09:34] Boo.

[00:09:35] Yeah, are you gonna try and just go through that?

[00:09:39] Or...

[00:09:40] So, you said there's many passages?

[00:09:42] Yeah, like ahead of you, like there's like, it's basically just a meander.

[00:09:44] Like there's like, all like offshoots and stuff like that.

[00:09:46] Um, number more than five.

[00:09:47] I'm gonna send my canary through it.

[00:09:49] Thank you.

[00:09:49] Because here's what I'm gonna do.

[00:09:50] This is another one of those things where I'm using that, uh,

[00:09:52] that roll system of a table that you have to roll from, rather than an actual map.

[00:09:58] I'm gonna take my hat off and pull my canary out of my hat, and send it through the fog bank.

[00:10:03] Okay.

[00:10:04] It shoots through the fog bank, about a second later it comes back out the other side.

[00:10:07] It's the same way.

[00:10:10] Well, that's not gonna work.

[00:10:11] Back in the hat.

[00:10:12] Into its pocket dimension.

[00:10:14] Okay.

[00:10:15] That works.

[00:10:16] Okay.

[00:10:18] Do you wanna have him just go ahead of us?

[00:10:23] Pull him out of my hat.

[00:10:24] Send him a little bit forward.

[00:10:26] Okay.

[00:10:27] I can view through his eyes for, well, and telepathically communicate with him for a hundred feet or so.

[00:10:33] Okay.

[00:10:34] Roll a d6.

[00:10:39] Two.

[00:10:40] Two.

[00:10:41] Um, alright, so he flies off into it, like, down a couple of the offshoots and such.

[00:10:46] And, uh, you can hear and see through his eyes?

[00:10:49] Yeah.

[00:10:49] Five ears?

[00:10:49] Okay.

[00:10:50] Um, uh, you hear, uh, like, down the, the, the, uh, the ravine that he's going through, uh, you start hearing, uh, strange voices, um, like, whisperings and such like that.

[00:11:03] Uh, and then one of them is of, um, of, of, of, uh, of Sharon.

[00:11:08] Like, kind of calling off, echoing in the distance.

[00:11:12] Past, past the, the limit of, like, your, your canary.

[00:11:16] Okay.

[00:11:17] I will tell these guys what I'm, what I'm hearing and seeing.

[00:11:21] Mm-hmm.

[00:11:22] Though they can't respond to me because, um, I won't be able to hear them.

[00:11:26] Mm-hmm.

[00:11:28] And, uh, I guess I will continue flying and see if I can, uh, locate Sharon.

[00:11:35] Okay.

[00:11:36] Um, are we able to guide your body towards that location?

[00:11:40] Yes. I can still walk.

[00:11:42] I can still do things.

[00:11:44] The only difference is that I cannot see or hear out of my body.

[00:11:48] Okay.

[00:11:49] So I can walk as normal as long as I'm guided.

[00:11:51] Okay.

[00:11:52] So if that first pathway is safe, as far as you're saying, then we'll start heading that way.

[00:11:58] Okay.

[00:11:58] Um, for the, I guess, for the canary, I think you need to roll, I want you to roll a perception test.

[00:12:07] An unsuppressed.

[00:12:09] Roll a spin.

[00:12:10] There you go.

[00:12:12] It's not that he does that, that's not fine with that.

[00:12:14] Uh, he rolled an 18.

[00:12:16] Okay.

[00:12:17] Uh, he narrowly, uh, he sees and narrowly dodges, um, a, uh, a skeletal claw that kind

[00:12:24] of just comes out of the mist and rock near the, uh, near the ravine, uh, on the one side

[00:12:28] of the ravine that he's flying by.

[00:12:30] Uh, flying through.

[00:12:31] Okay.

[00:12:32] Uh, it appears very large.

[00:12:33] Um, kind of humanoid, but like you just see like a large skeletal arm with claws.

[00:12:38] Okay.

[00:12:39] Okay.

[00:12:40] Uh, I am going to, um, dismiss my familiar into the ether.

[00:12:48] Okay.

[00:12:49] And, uh, return to my body.

[00:12:50] All right.

[00:12:51] And let these guys know that there was a giant skeleton of some kind up ahead that just tried

[00:12:55] to attack the canary.

[00:12:57] Great.

[00:12:58] Um.

[00:12:59] Yeah, definitely had like the, the, like, it was definitely stained, like it's white,

[00:13:03] like bleach white, but stained with like pockmarks of, uh, of the filth, like on it,

[00:13:07] you know, around the joints.

[00:13:08] And it's filthy.

[00:13:11] Always fun.

[00:13:13] Merritt, is there a beer for me?

[00:13:15] There's always beer for you, my friend.

[00:13:17] Okay.

[00:13:18] Then I will, uh, open a beer.

[00:13:21] You have an excellent selection.

[00:13:22] I'm going to see your help.

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[00:13:27] You make excellent beer.

[00:13:30] Oh God.

[00:13:30] You know, just really, we're, we're slowly slipping into it.

[00:13:32] Like how long, so the, um, the Minnesota based podcast I listen to, uh, All Roads Tavern.

[00:13:38] Um, they do a what's on tap, uh, like, starting thing where it's like, what's on tap is this

[00:13:44] beer, and there's like a crap beer from like a place that you could only get in Minnesota.

[00:13:48] Sorry, rest of the world.

[00:13:50] I'm going to try their red.

[00:13:51] That good?

[00:13:51] Yeah.

[00:13:51] Okay.

[00:13:54] What, did I tell you no?

[00:13:56] I don't know.

[00:13:57] You might have told me that I wouldn't, you might tell me that I won't like it.

[00:14:02] They do not make a beer that you would not like.

[00:14:04] Splatter on me a little bit there.

[00:14:06] Now Dave's going to smell like beer.

[00:14:08] Oh no.

[00:14:09] You're going to be a drunk walking on the way home.

[00:14:11] Yeah.

[00:14:13] Alright, so uh, yeah, you disengage your canary and like, told them what's up ahead.

[00:14:19] Mmhmm.

[00:14:19] At least down that corridor, or that uh, that, it's a dizzying mage of like, meandering

[00:14:25] like ravine.

[00:14:26] Like the ravine kind of branches off into a maze.

[00:14:29] I don't remember when I cast mage armor last.

[00:14:33] I think you actually did it.

[00:14:35] It was on the way out here.

[00:14:35] Yeah, on the way in here you think you did that.

[00:14:37] Yeah?

[00:14:38] A-dramor still.

[00:14:39] It's still going.

[00:14:39] Okay.

[00:14:40] Unless it like would've...

[00:14:41] Eight hours.

[00:14:42] Okay, if it's eight hours, unless it would've deactivated from you fainting and stuff like

[00:14:45] that?

[00:14:45] No.

[00:14:46] Yeah, you're fine.

[00:14:47] You still got it.

[00:14:48] Okay.

[00:14:49] Alright.

[00:14:51] Alright, so I guess I'll take point and we'll go find that skeleton and we'll go fuck him

[00:14:54] up.

[00:14:55] Okay.

[00:14:56] Sounds good.

[00:14:56] Nobody swipes my friend's canary.

[00:15:00] You got that radiant damage necessary, right?

[00:15:02] Oh yeah.

[00:15:31] Yeah.

[00:15:32] Yeah.

[00:15:33] And it just like...

[00:15:34] It like recedes and it evaporates and then you start seeing it coming through the seams

[00:15:39] again of this place.

[00:15:41] You ever start wiping your ass and it just starts getting worse again?

[00:15:44] Yeah.

[00:15:46] That's exactly what's happening.

[00:15:47] That's exactly what's happening.

[00:15:48] That's exactly what happened.

[00:15:48] Yeah.

[00:15:49] Alright, so you guys go down that... the corridor that the canary had gone down and you just

[00:15:54] see again like a filth... filth swept... craggy ravine of just sheer rock and dying plant... like

[00:16:06] tree branches and stuff like... like... cliffside branches or small saplings that would have been

[00:16:12] growing and like flourishing on the rock side... rock face.

[00:16:15] But they're completely sickly and dying and covered in the black filth.

[00:16:20] Um...

[00:16:21] And there's filth like pouring through like holes in the rocks around you guys.

[00:16:25] Um...

[00:16:26] And uh... you don't see that skeleton.

[00:16:29] This is... this is around where it was.

[00:16:33] Y'all wanna roll me a perception test?

[00:16:44] 15.

[00:16:45] 16?

[00:16:49] 17?

[00:16:51] 17?

[00:16:52] Okay.

[00:16:53] 1.

[00:16:55] Okay.

[00:16:56] Um... so yeah, he turns around like... guys this is where it was.

[00:16:59] And you both like see like behind him like coming...

[00:17:03] Like...

[00:17:04] It's just like there's a pool of filth like behind him and just slowly this thing comes up from

[00:17:10] behind him and just like... this giant skeletal...

[00:17:14] Like...

[00:17:15] Basically it's a giant skeletal of a humanoid.

[00:17:18] But... it's got like a bull skull...

[00:17:21] Or not bull skull...

[00:17:22] A minotaur skull...

[00:17:23] A moose skull...

[00:17:25] Uh... for a head.

[00:17:26] And it's just like...

[00:17:28] It's a moose attire.

[00:17:29] And it just like rises up with its hand...

[00:17:31] A clawed hands ready to like...

[00:17:32] Just swipe down at...

[00:17:33] At uh...

[00:17:34] At uh...

[00:17:35] But...

[00:17:36] You guys have time to like warn him and such.

[00:17:38] Why don't you even grab him and hold him?

[00:17:41] Okay.

[00:17:45] Yes, Aaron?

[00:17:49] Not that my character knows this.

[00:17:51] Mm-hmm.

[00:17:53] Is this basically the...

[00:17:55] The rawhide?

[00:17:59] Yes.

[00:18:00] In Dresden...

[00:18:01] When he's at his own birthday party in the Fey Realm...

[00:18:05] And he has a fight against Redcap and the rawhide...

[00:18:11] Who is made out of the bones of...

[00:18:14] Of uh...

[00:18:15] Bovines.

[00:18:17] But they don't actually turn evil...

[00:18:19] Until they start getting desperate and start eating children.

[00:18:24] It's not...

[00:18:25] But it's...

[00:18:26] But it kind of is?

[00:18:28] That you point out...

[00:18:29] It is kind of similar...

[00:18:30] But it's not...

[00:18:31] But that's not what I was thinking.

[00:18:33] Okay.

[00:18:33] Yeah.

[00:18:34] Who is much more original?

[00:18:36] No.

[00:18:37] I mean...

[00:18:38] Yeah.

[00:18:39] The number of...

[00:18:41] Like...

[00:18:42] Before Chris ever read the Dresden books...

[00:18:45] Before I ever...

[00:18:45] Yeah.

[00:18:46] Before I finally submitted to reading them in real...

[00:18:49] And there is a reason for why.

[00:18:51] I wonder why.

[00:18:52] Because of that inspiration.

[00:18:53] But...

[00:18:53] There was a lot of similarities between what I would come up with and what Aaron would

[00:18:58] read in the Dresden files.

[00:18:59] Like...

[00:19:00] To the point where it kind of annoyed me because...

[00:19:03] Because he would come out with something original for him.

[00:19:06] And I would be like...

[00:19:07] Oh, it's just like in the Dresden files when...

[00:19:09] And then Chris would be like...

[00:19:11] Fuck.

[00:19:12] It's like the whole Simpsons did it.

[00:19:14] Yeah. Dresden did it.

[00:19:15] Yeah.

[00:19:17] But yeah, no.

[00:19:17] It's not that.

[00:19:18] It's just this giant like...

[00:19:19] Kind of ooze animated like...

[00:19:21] Moose...

[00:19:21] Moose squatch skeleton that's about to swipe you.

[00:19:25] And then...

[00:19:25] You guys can roll something to try and grab your friend.

[00:19:27] And get him out of the farm's way because this thing is...

[00:19:30] We're going into an initiative.

[00:19:31] Yeah, Marcel was up front actually.

[00:19:33] Yeah.

[00:19:33] What position were you in?

[00:19:34] Actually hang on.

[00:19:36] Just wandering around being like...

[00:19:38] Guys, I swear it was here.

[00:19:40] It was here.

[00:19:41] Yeah.

[00:19:41] Yeah.

[00:19:42] So actually this is going to be a contested because...

[00:19:44] Can it attack before you get him?

[00:19:47] Like before you like pull him away from it.

[00:19:51] Okay.

[00:19:52] So...

[00:19:52] Yeah.

[00:19:53] Dexterity?

[00:19:54] Yeah.

[00:19:55] Okay, can I make a quick time attack with my sacred flame to see if I delay him?

[00:19:59] Okay.

[00:20:00] Sure.

[00:20:01] Because I'm just standing there.

[00:20:02] I'm out of melee range.

[00:20:04] Yeah.

[00:20:04] But he's definitely within range of my 60 foot sacred flame attack.

[00:20:09] Yep.

[00:20:13] That's like 21 to hit.

[00:20:14] Yeah, that'll hit.

[00:20:15] Okay.

[00:20:15] Okay.

[00:20:16] So he takes...

[00:20:17] You make a dex save?

[00:20:18] Or he takes...

[00:20:21] Uh...

[00:20:23] Four...

[00:20:23] Yeah, four radiant damage.

[00:20:27] Okay.

[00:20:28] Just four radiant damage?

[00:20:29] Yeah.

[00:20:30] Okay.

[00:20:31] It's a cantrip.

[00:20:32] There.

[00:20:32] Yeah, so he goes like...

[00:20:35] Or like silently or clackingly.

[00:20:38] He's like...

[00:20:38] Just like...

[00:20:39] Like...

[00:20:39] Like...

[00:20:40] Like...

[00:20:40] Like...

[00:20:40] Like...

[00:20:40] Like...

[00:20:43] Then you can grab it.

[00:20:45] Yeah, so I'll grab him.

[00:20:48] Yeah, he's right there.

[00:20:49] Yeah, grab him.

[00:20:50] And you're like, oh!

[00:20:52] Yeah, that's him.

[00:20:53] Yeah.

[00:20:54] That's what I said.

[00:20:55] That's that arm.

[00:20:56] As it...

[00:20:56] Nearly swipes your face.

[00:21:00] Uh...

[00:21:00] Alright, so initiatives guys.

[00:21:01] You're going up against it.

[00:21:12] Thirteen.

[00:21:12] Thirteen.

[00:21:13] Eleven.

[00:21:14] Eleven.

[00:21:16] Actually wait.

[00:21:18] My blade is sheathed.

[00:21:21] That's uh...

[00:21:22] Twenty-three actually.

[00:21:23] Twenty-three.

[00:21:24] I better roll than the second one.

[00:21:26] Why is your blade sheathed?

[00:21:28] Because my blade is not out.

[00:21:31] Okay.

[00:21:33] Secret of the Waterfall.

[00:21:35] There is a...

[00:21:36] A feature of it.

[00:21:38] As long as my sword is sheathed,

[00:21:40] on initiative roll,

[00:21:42] I have advantage on initiative.

[00:21:45] Oh!

[00:21:45] Okay.

[00:21:46] Okay.

[00:21:47] That's fine.

[00:21:48] I thought you got the bonus

[00:21:49] if your sword was unsheathed.

[00:21:50] No.

[00:21:51] As long as it's not out.

[00:21:52] In which case, I was like,

[00:21:54] wait, wait, so you're taking a penalty

[00:21:56] because it is sheathed?

[00:21:57] Well, why wouldn't you have it unsheathed?

[00:21:59] We are literally in hostile territory.

[00:22:01] Walking around with your weapon out makes sense.

[00:22:04] Why are you doing the thing that doesn't make sense?

[00:22:07] Yeah, yeah.

[00:22:07] It's fine.

[00:22:08] Okay.

[00:22:08] Alright.

[00:22:09] So what is your blade?

[00:22:12] The, um...

[00:22:12] The flip-out bayonet.

[00:22:13] It's an AK-47.

[00:22:14] I just named it blade.

[00:22:18] That's smart move, actually.

[00:22:19] No, it's the flip-out bayonet on the G11.

[00:22:22] Oh, okay.

[00:22:23] It counts.

[00:22:23] Chris said so.

[00:22:24] Yeah, I did say it was.

[00:22:25] Okay.

[00:22:26] I was gonna buy a sword, but then I was given that.

[00:22:29] I'm like, okay, I guess I'll use this then.

[00:22:30] Oh, darn.

[00:22:31] I'll use my G11.

[00:22:33] Mm-hmm.

[00:22:37] What did Jacob get for initiative?

[00:22:38] I'll use a 10.

[00:22:40] Okay.

[00:22:41] I mean, it makes sense.

[00:22:42] You rolled a 1 on your inset.

[00:22:43] I've seen this thing, but it took you by surprise.

[00:22:46] Mm-hmm.

[00:22:46] So you might be a little slow on the, uh, on the jump or step or whatever that is, that

[00:22:53] saying goes.

[00:22:59] How dark is it in this room?

[00:23:01] Um, it's dark in my soul.

[00:23:03] Well, it's not a room.

[00:23:04] It's like a, it's like a, it's like a very narrow, like ravine, like craggy ravine.

[00:23:09] But it's like basically like, uh, gloomy, like twilight.

[00:23:11] Can we use the sky?

[00:23:12] You can see, again, like, it's like, like, it must be like sun setting or something like

[00:23:17] that.

[00:23:17] Like it's very like gloomy sunlight up there, or like gloomy light up there.

[00:23:20] Hmm.

[00:23:21] So like the whole area is kind of low light.

[00:23:24] It'd be like actually going, right now, uh, at like eight o'clock or seven o'clock going

[00:23:29] out into the ravine there behind my house.

[00:23:32] Mm-hmm.

[00:23:33] In terms of like the, um, the lighting.

[00:23:35] Does it seem to be getting any darker?

[00:23:37] No, it's a constant.

[00:23:38] Okay.

[00:23:40] Like if there's, there's a fluctuation just from like, like passing between, passing,

[00:23:46] um, passing over, uh, like branches and stuff that are overhead.

[00:23:49] But otherwise it's a constant, like, it doesn't, like light isn't, uh, diminishing or, or increasing.

[00:23:56] Okay.

[00:23:57] So I believe John you have, you were first.

[00:23:58] Since you have a 23 on your mission.

[00:24:00] Yeah.

[00:24:00] It did do surprisingly good.

[00:24:02] Okay.

[00:24:03] Um, so because I, I grabbed, um, Jacob and brought him out of the way, is it in melee range

[00:24:11] with me?

[00:24:11] Well.

[00:24:11] Cause they tried to grab him.

[00:24:12] Yeah.

[00:24:12] You guys are all like within like a, within like five feet of each other.

[00:24:17] Okay.

[00:24:18] Okay.

[00:24:23] So I'm gonna, what the hell would work against this guy?

[00:24:33] I recommend shooting him in the face.

[00:24:35] Yeah, that might work.

[00:24:36] I don't remember.

[00:24:37] Is there, um, attacks of opportunity for shooting in melee?

[00:24:40] I don't remember.

[00:24:42] I believe there was.

[00:24:44] Wasn't there?

[00:24:46] I think.

[00:24:47] Uh, I think that they have to have a specific feat for it.

[00:24:52] Okay.

[00:24:53] So I can find it just by shooting and seeing what happens.

[00:24:56] I can fuck around and find it.

[00:24:58] You, you can, in fact, fuck around and find it.

[00:25:01] Okay.

[00:25:01] But I believe, I believe they have to have a specific feat for it.

[00:25:04] Uh, firing into melee requires disadvantage is, oh, that's a house rule.

[00:25:09] Oh, okay.

[00:25:10] So.

[00:25:11] Yeah.

[00:25:12] Uh.

[00:25:12] So what's the rule of this house?

[00:25:14] Um.

[00:25:15] Yeah, you know, I'd say, I'd say disadvantage if you're shooting in a melee.

[00:25:18] Cause you're not trying to hit your, you're, you're supposed to say, you're worrying about

[00:25:21] like hitting your friend if you're shooting in a melee.

[00:25:22] Right?

[00:25:25] No.

[00:25:25] Like, the creature's in melee with me.

[00:25:28] Yeah.

[00:25:28] I'm not shooting into someone else that is in melee.

[00:25:31] Yeah, but it's all.

[00:25:31] I am in melee and I'm shooting at the guy that's in melee with me.

[00:25:34] Oh, shooting while in a, in a melee.

[00:25:36] Yes.

[00:25:37] Um.

[00:25:37] I mean, it still probably could be disadvantage because like you're, you're panicking.

[00:25:40] Like you're up close and personal with this thing, so it's like, it might be harder

[00:25:43] to shoot up close and personal.

[00:25:46] Yeah.

[00:25:46] I think you have a feat for that.

[00:25:48] Do you have, do you have a feat for it that negates it?

[00:25:50] I've seen Jeremy has this discussion before and it turned out to be moot because their feet,

[00:25:54] then they just let you do it.

[00:25:56] Um, I think that might be in regards to shooting prone enemies.

[00:25:59] I don't think that's this.

[00:26:02] It's been a little while.

[00:26:04] It's been a hot minute.

[00:26:05] It's been a while.

[00:26:09] See, I'm not seeing anything.

[00:26:10] So, yes, if he's wearing my grill, um, actually I'm going to use an anima feature

[00:26:17] that I never use because I never use these fucking things.

[00:26:19] Because I don't want to be in melee with this guy.

[00:26:21] How big is this guy?

[00:26:22] Uh, it is a large sized creature.

[00:26:25] Cool.

[00:26:25] He big.

[00:26:26] Okay, so I'm going to use an anima feature that is called, uh, flow by water.

[00:26:32] You heard anima, didn't you?

[00:26:33] Yeah.

[00:26:33] It's fine.

[00:26:35] I'll use anime.

[00:26:36] Anime.

[00:26:37] That's the safe way to say it.

[00:26:39] Yeah, right.

[00:26:39] You have to anime.

[00:26:39] My anime feature of flow like water where I use a bonus action to disengage or dash on

[00:26:45] my turn and I get double jump distance while I'm doing so.

[00:26:48] Okay.

[00:26:48] So I can disengage.

[00:26:50] Wow, that really is just an anime feature.

[00:26:52] Yeah.

[00:26:52] I was just going to say, like, a flow like water is like, so that's a Bruce Lee call,

[00:26:57] it's like, be like water.

[00:26:58] Yeah, basically.

[00:26:59] Well, it is like a melee based class, so yeah.

[00:27:01] We just picture him doing the Sailor Moon transformation.

[00:27:04] Got it.

[00:27:05] Sure.

[00:27:06] I don't know how that would work, but yeah, sure.

[00:27:08] Sailor bee.

[00:27:11] So, yes.

[00:27:12] So, if I can use a bonus action to disengage and dash, what is my distance on that?

[00:27:19] It says disengage or dash.

[00:27:20] Disengage is like what, five foot step?

[00:27:22] Five foot step.

[00:27:24] Okay.

[00:27:24] Can't I do that normally?

[00:27:26] Yeah, actually, you can choose to do it.

[00:27:28] Actions in combat, disengage and dash are both.

[00:27:30] Oh, it's an action to do it.

[00:27:32] Yeah.

[00:27:32] Yes.

[00:27:33] Okay, so I'm using it as a bonus action so I can still have my full action.

[00:27:36] Bingo.

[00:27:36] Cool.

[00:27:37] So then I will...

[00:27:38] You disengage, run back 30 feet and then fire.

[00:27:41] Yeah, because dash is you gain an extra movement equal to your speed plus any modifiers for

[00:27:46] the current turn.

[00:27:48] Okay, so yeah.

[00:27:49] Then you just back out.

[00:27:50] Whoop, whoop.

[00:27:52] Basically.

[00:27:54] Realistically, I'd probably try to get a flanking situation so he's not tiring all of us.

[00:27:58] Okay, for you guys, just so you know, like I mentioned earlier, but just for...

[00:28:02] It's the width of this cap, these ravines ranges between like 15 to 20 feet.

[00:28:09] Okay.

[00:28:10] Across.

[00:28:10] So that's the space you have from side to side.

[00:28:14] Okay.

[00:28:14] Yeah.

[00:28:15] Either way, is this guy 20 feet wide?

[00:28:17] No.

[00:28:18] Then I can go around the side.

[00:28:19] But he's 10 feet wide and he's got threatening weaches in him.

[00:28:23] Um...

[00:28:25] No, not this guy.

[00:28:26] But I mean, if you're a 20 foot wide goal or you're a 10 foot wide monster, you've only

[00:28:30] got five feet on each side.

[00:28:31] Here's the thing, all of his attacks are five foot reach.

[00:28:34] Yeah, so you're going to be within range.

[00:28:36] Yeah.

[00:28:36] Trying to go by him.

[00:28:37] Yeah, if you're trying to go by him, that would probably spark an attack of opportunity.

[00:28:43] Yeah.

[00:28:43] Because you're leaving the threat in square.

[00:28:44] Yeah.

[00:28:45] Fine.

[00:28:47] So I will disengage with my bonus action.

[00:28:49] Yeah.

[00:28:49] I will use my move action to run past both of my friends.

[00:28:54] Just shoulder check through them.

[00:28:57] As I go 30 feet back.

[00:29:00] Because you just charge.

[00:29:02] Yeah.

[00:29:02] And I'll come around with the hunting rifle I had in my hand, because that's what I had

[00:29:06] in my hand.

[00:29:07] But as I turn around, it's a G11.

[00:29:08] Because I bound weapons, I can change it at will.

[00:29:12] And then I will do two shots of three shot burst.

[00:29:15] Alright.

[00:29:16] Right past your friends.

[00:29:17] Brat, brat.

[00:29:19] Right past my friends.

[00:29:21] It's tall.

[00:29:22] I'm aiming high.

[00:29:23] It's a disadvantage.

[00:29:24] I granted disadvantage on that.

[00:29:26] No, no.

[00:29:26] It's a large creature.

[00:29:28] He stands head and shoulders above.

[00:29:29] Let's go for the head shots.

[00:29:30] Which would still be a disadvantage.

[00:29:32] Which is a cold shot.

[00:29:32] Because you're a cold shot.

[00:29:34] So...

[00:29:38] Can I do something that won't harm them instead?

[00:29:41] Take the cold shot.

[00:29:42] It's the best call.

[00:29:43] Fine.

[00:29:46] Don't suck.

[00:29:48] Well, I got a nat 20 there and an 18 there.

[00:29:50] So I did not suck.

[00:29:51] For once in my life.

[00:29:52] Yeah.

[00:29:53] But you do a waste of crag.

[00:29:54] Yeah, a little bit, but it's fine.

[00:29:57] So, um...

[00:29:58] Even with the...

[00:29:59] Just an 18 is enough to hit it.

[00:30:01] Okay, then yeah.

[00:30:02] I'm not gonna bother.

[00:30:03] Okay, so, um...

[00:30:05] Cold shot...

[00:30:06] Can I do that in different fire modes?

[00:30:08] Or do I have to do that in just one shot?

[00:30:11] Cause cold shot is just me aiming for a specific spot.

[00:30:13] Yeah.

[00:30:14] But I can still do whatever type of fire mode I want to do on that.

[00:30:17] Yeah.

[00:30:18] Okay.

[00:30:19] So then, three shot burst.

[00:30:23] Which is...

[00:30:23] Yeah cause aiming and actually even like doing this are two different things.

[00:30:26] Yeah.

[00:30:33] Also apparently appears to be a boar in this review.

[00:30:35] Sounds like it.

[00:30:37] As my dog is just sniffing around like and sounding like a pig.

[00:30:42] You might have dropped some of that delicious, delicious pork I smoked.

[00:30:45] I might have.

[00:30:46] I did also give her a little piece of what I was eating so...

[00:30:48] That's a total of 16 piercing damage.

[00:30:53] How much?

[00:30:54] 16.

[00:30:55] Okay.

[00:30:56] Is cold...

[00:30:56] Are cold shots a full round action thing or do I get another shot?

[00:31:01] Cause when I take an attack action I can do two shots.

[00:31:03] You did do a lot of stuff in this round.

[00:31:05] You disengaged, dashed and then pull it...

[00:31:08] Disengage is a bonus action.

[00:31:09] Yeah.

[00:31:10] Moving over there I wasn't literally using the dash feature.

[00:31:13] I was just moving my...

[00:31:14] I believe a cold shot is made as part of your attack action.

[00:31:18] Which means I could theoretically do two cold shots in a single round?

[00:31:22] Technically yes but they're done at disadvantage.

[00:31:25] Yes.

[00:31:25] Okay.

[00:31:25] Which is what we...

[00:31:26] I'll do a second one.

[00:31:27] Okay.

[00:31:31] That's worse.

[00:31:34] Um...

[00:31:34] Duh.

[00:31:37] That's 18 total?

[00:31:38] Yeah that hits.

[00:31:40] Cool.

[00:31:41] And you got the damage of the first one?

[00:31:42] Yep.

[00:31:42] Okay.

[00:31:43] He's a big slow target.

[00:31:45] Oh wait, hang on.

[00:31:48] No that's with melee.

[00:31:49] Sorry, I thought I had better crit.

[00:31:52] That's worse but that's fine.

[00:31:56] This is fine.

[00:31:57] Everything's fine.

[00:31:57] 13 additional damage.

[00:31:58] 13 additional damage?

[00:31:59] Yep.

[00:32:00] Alright.

[00:32:01] As I combat roll away from melee, shoulder check through my friends, turn around, six

[00:32:07] shots, upper area.

[00:32:09] Yep.

[00:32:09] Bits of bone and filth are splattering and shattering apart from him but he's still going.

[00:32:16] Oh yes.

[00:32:17] You've splintered through his clavicles.

[00:32:20] Mmhmm.

[00:32:20] And some of his shoulder but he's still gone.

[00:32:25] Alright, next up is going to be it actually.

[00:32:28] And your two friends are in the vicinity of it.

[00:32:32] Mmhmm.

[00:32:34] So I'm going to say it's going to go after Marcel because you're the one that heard it.

[00:32:46] Fair.

[00:32:47] The reaction, like earlier.

[00:32:49] Yep.

[00:32:50] And your closest.

[00:32:51] Get some.

[00:32:54] That is going to be 25.

[00:32:58] Yep, that is.

[00:32:58] Yep.

[00:32:59] So that is going to be 22 damage.

[00:33:30] Okay.

[00:33:30] From his claw.

[00:33:32] That wasn't a crit or anything, was it?

[00:33:35] Um...

[00:33:35] No, that wasn't a crit.

[00:33:37] That was just like he rolled really well.

[00:33:38] Okay.

[00:33:39] On damage.

[00:33:40] Uh, and...

[00:33:41] Yeah.

[00:33:43] It's just standard damage.

[00:33:44] It doesn't appear the uh...

[00:33:46] No filth is on his claws.

[00:33:48] It's just like white, like horrible hardened bone.

[00:33:51] Okay.

[00:33:52] So there's no additional filth damage from this one.

[00:33:55] That's fine.

[00:33:56] Yeah, that's fine.

[00:33:57] Everything's fine.

[00:33:58] Uh, next up though is Marcel.

[00:34:00] Your rebuttal.

[00:34:44] Um...

[00:34:46] 13 radiant.

[00:34:52] That was how much radiant?

[00:34:53] 13.

[00:34:54] 13.

[00:34:54] Okay.

[00:34:55] And I get another shot.

[00:34:58] I'm going to do it again.

[00:35:00] That's...

[00:35:01] Uh...

[00:35:02] 18.

[00:35:03] So more.

[00:35:03] I hit him again.

[00:35:07] He takes...

[00:35:09] 14 fire damage.

[00:35:10] Er, 14 radiant damage.

[00:35:11] Okay.

[00:35:12] How you kill him?

[00:35:13] Because that radiant damage is really effective.

[00:35:23] He's got on top of the skull.

[00:35:24] And just...

[00:35:24] Cave it in.

[00:35:25] Cave his skull in so bad it falls under his rib cage.

[00:35:28] Yeah.

[00:35:28] That basically goes right through shatters, like all the ribs.

[00:35:31] And then like the filth just is like immediately disintegrated from the light of the uh...

[00:35:35] of the strike.

[00:35:36] Excellent.

[00:35:37] Alright.

[00:35:38] And uh...

[00:35:39] Yeah.

[00:35:40] That was easier than I thought.

[00:35:42] God damn I love this hammer.

[00:35:44] Great damage man.

[00:35:47] Mm-hmm.

[00:35:47] It's highly effective against filth.

[00:35:49] Mm-hmm.

[00:35:50] Um...

[00:35:50] But you uh...

[00:35:51] You guys want to press on them?

[00:35:53] Um...

[00:35:54] You did...

[00:35:54] You actually...

[00:35:55] Uh...

[00:35:56] You guys all do hear um...

[00:35:58] Uh...

[00:35:58] Did the skeleton drop any loot?

[00:36:00] No.

[00:36:01] It's just this...

[00:36:02] Shattered bones and...

[00:36:04] Actually it's just shattered bones because all the filth around it has dissipated from the uh...

[00:36:07] He explodes upward in a fountain of gold that just conveniently lands in a pile.

[00:36:11] Yeah.

[00:36:12] Mm-hmm.

[00:36:13] Like Diablo.

[00:36:14] Except this is modern day so not gold.

[00:36:16] Not gold.

[00:36:17] Credit cards.

[00:36:20] Yeah.

[00:36:21] Cause that's basically just free money.

[00:36:23] Pre...

[00:36:23] Pre uh...

[00:36:24] Pre-paid credit cards.

[00:36:25] Pre-loaded credit cards.

[00:36:28] Tim's card.

[00:36:29] Tim's card.

[00:36:30] They're gift cards.

[00:36:31] Yeah.

[00:36:31] Tim's cards.

[00:36:32] I love it.

[00:36:32] Go ahead.

[00:36:33] But no.

[00:36:33] Uh...

[00:36:33] You all hear off in the distance as like quiet...

[00:36:39] As it quiets down.

[00:36:40] Um...

[00:36:41] You hear uh...

[00:36:42] Sharon's voice like kind of calling out.

[00:36:44] It's like help!

[00:36:45] Help!

[00:36:46] Anybody help!

[00:36:48] Um...

[00:36:48] Though you're having a hard time to discern which...

[00:36:51] Which uh...

[00:36:53] Uh...

[00:36:53] Which branch of the ravine it's coming from.

[00:36:56] Remember you...

[00:36:57] We did have someone trick us with a voice earlier.

[00:37:01] Yes.

[00:37:01] Well they tried.

[00:37:01] Yeah.

[00:37:02] Mmhmm.

[00:37:04] So um...

[00:37:05] Do you guys want to try uh...

[00:37:08] Survival or perception to try and see if we can...

[00:37:10] Hold on.

[00:37:11] Oh okay.

[00:37:12] I think the smurf guy is hacked.

[00:37:14] I got a plan here.

[00:37:16] Okay.

[00:37:17] Uh...

[00:37:17] Wait a minute.

[00:37:18] I'm gonna turn the smurf guy.

[00:37:22] What's the plan?

[00:37:22] Okay.

[00:37:22] I'm going to turn into uh...

[00:37:25] Well I'm gonna use the stats for wolf but I'm gonna turn into an oofie dog.

[00:37:28] Okay.

[00:37:29] And I am going to um...

[00:37:31] Check for her scent.

[00:37:33] Okay.

[00:37:34] Cause I know her.

[00:37:35] Yeah.

[00:37:35] So I should be able to track her scent if it's available.

[00:37:39] Yeah.

[00:37:41] Um...

[00:37:41] Do you have to roll something?

[00:37:42] Do you want to roll survival for that?

[00:37:43] Sure.

[00:37:43] To see if you can find it?

[00:37:45] Uh...

[00:37:45] Yeah.

[00:37:45] There's a lot of horrible...

[00:37:47] There's a lot of scents.

[00:37:48] It's a very...

[00:37:49] It's a cascade of...

[00:37:50] Of very potent um...

[00:37:52] Gross smells.

[00:37:53] We're literally knee deep in shit.

[00:37:55] Knee deep in shit?

[00:37:56] Well okay.

[00:37:57] When I say filth I'm not actually...

[00:37:58] It's not actually like poop.

[00:38:00] It's the black ichor that like...

[00:38:02] Turns creatures into like infected and some of that.

[00:38:04] Oh okay.

[00:38:05] Well...

[00:38:07] It's Cthulhu poop.

[00:38:08] I get to do it with advantage.

[00:38:10] So that gives me...

[00:38:13] Dirty 20.

[00:38:14] Okay.

[00:38:16] Um...

[00:38:17] You smell blood.

[00:38:20] But it's not her...

[00:38:21] It's not her scent.

[00:38:23] In fact you can't find her scent anywhere in here.

[00:38:25] But you smell blood.

[00:38:27] Okay.

[00:38:29] I'm gonna just shake my head at them.

[00:38:32] Yeah.

[00:38:33] Okay.

[00:38:36] But you are still here off in the distance like...

[00:38:38] Kind of from several different passages.

[00:38:41] That's like that.

[00:38:41] So that's probably not her then.

[00:38:43] No.

[00:38:43] Probably not.

[00:38:45] Do you want to send your canary out?

[00:38:49] I'll sit.

[00:38:50] I'll woof.

[00:38:52] Summon the canary.

[00:38:53] And send the canary.

[00:38:55] Okay.

[00:38:55] How does the canary get summoned when you don't have a hat?

[00:38:57] Do you just open your mouth and just...

[00:38:59] I vomit out the canary.

[00:39:02] Yeah.

[00:39:04] I vomit out the canary.

[00:39:04] All right.

[00:39:05] We'll do six.

[00:39:10] Three.

[00:39:11] Tree.

[00:39:12] Okay.

[00:39:13] You're having the honey spice...

[00:39:15] Yeah.

[00:39:17] All right.

[00:39:18] You are three.

[00:39:21] Your canary goes down one of the corridors or one of the passages and comes across a clogged...

[00:39:30] Basically a clogged up passage.

[00:39:33] Like there's just this mound of filth webbed across the...

[00:39:38] Across the...

[00:39:40] Across the ravine.

[00:39:43] Almost like a spider's webbing but like...

[00:39:45] But also just like this giant pile that's just built up.

[00:39:51] The only way to get past is like trying to climb...

[00:39:52] Would be either to climb up or over this clog.

[00:39:55] For you guys.

[00:39:57] No, no, no, no.

[00:39:58] The canary can go over it.

[00:39:59] But you guys are...

[00:39:59] Like we'd have to go over it.

[00:40:01] Hold a sacred flame until it goes away.

[00:40:04] You could do that.

[00:40:09] Three hours later.

[00:40:10] All right.

[00:40:11] So...

[00:40:11] The canary comes back and you guys then...

[00:40:13] Is that what you're planning on doing?

[00:40:15] Is there a different path from here?

[00:40:16] I mean there's a bunch of other different paths.

[00:40:18] This is just the one that you guys have...

[00:40:20] The canary go through.

[00:40:21] All right.

[00:40:22] Let's try a different path.

[00:40:23] Okay.

[00:40:23] Roll another d6.

[00:40:28] Five.

[00:40:29] Five.

[00:40:34] You...

[00:40:34] The canary goes...

[00:40:35] Like flies down a corridor.

[00:40:37] It looks pretty clear.

[00:40:39] Roll another perception test.

[00:40:52] Eighteen.

[00:40:53] Okay.

[00:40:54] It narrowly escapes another skeletal claw that comes out of a pool of filth.

[00:41:01] There are skeletons in that area...

[00:41:03] Down that corridor.

[00:41:04] Okay.

[00:41:05] Okay, let's go get them.

[00:41:08] Shame these things don't have loot on them.

[00:41:09] We're killing so many of them.

[00:41:11] We might be.

[00:41:11] Yeah.

[00:41:12] Dog with a bone.

[00:41:13] It's too bad we're not getting nice peep in these.

[00:41:15] Yeah.

[00:41:16] We had...

[00:41:17] Yeah, because there's always those tasty, tasty nuggets of...

[00:41:20] Oh, milestones.

[00:41:23] Milestones.

[00:41:26] Yeah.

[00:41:26] So you guys are going into that way?

[00:41:30] Yeah, I guess so.

[00:41:31] Okay.

[00:41:32] I'm gonna, on the way past, paw one of the bones.

[00:41:36] Of the...

[00:41:37] Oh, like...

[00:41:38] Just to let these guys know what's up ahead, because I am in dog-like shape.

[00:41:43] Okay.

[00:41:44] Okay.

[00:41:44] Yeah, you guys head down that corridor that the front area is.

[00:41:48] Oh, man.

[00:41:48] And you see...

[00:41:49] You don't see the skeletons right there, but you see a bunch of pools of black filth,

[00:41:54] like kind of coating the floor and even like oozing out of the walls.

[00:41:58] So you know they're probably in those pools, or through those leaks in the wall.

[00:42:07] So how would you want to like lure them out?

[00:42:11] We'll send the dog in.

[00:42:14] I can literally just shoot the wall and they might be like, what?

[00:42:18] Yeah.

[00:42:18] Because at this point we're not trying to be stealthy, right?

[00:42:21] No.

[00:42:22] We're just trying to clear through here.

[00:42:25] Okay, so you just fire a shot into...

[00:42:27] Yeah, I'll put a shot into one of the places where it's dripping out.

[00:42:31] Okay. You do so.

[00:42:34] And another skeletal moose watch comes like...

[00:42:39] Kind of comes shambling out of one of the main pools of filth in the floor.

[00:42:43] But also, out of some of the passages that you shot from or shot into,

[00:42:47] some human skeletons with hunter's clothing begin pouring and kind of shambling out.

[00:42:53] They're like half decayed flesh on them, like there's some hair left on their scalps and stuff.

[00:42:58] But they're...

[00:42:58] They look fresher, but they are most definitely skeletal.

[00:43:03] Skeletal.

[00:43:04] They're not savable.

[00:43:05] No.

[00:43:05] Okay.

[00:43:06] No.

[00:43:06] No, no, no.

[00:43:08] Do you guys want to roll a perception test?

[00:43:09] See if you recognize them?

[00:43:11] Don't want to, but I will.

[00:43:15] That one.

[00:43:16] That one.

[00:43:16] There's zombies.

[00:43:17] Yeah, yeah, six together.

[00:43:18] Fourteen.

[00:43:19] Fourteen? Okay.

[00:43:25] Oh, and I roll perception at advantage.

[00:43:31] I'll take the fifteen plus four, nineteen.

[00:43:33] Okay.

[00:43:37] For John, you're like, okay, these are just skeletons, I don't know.

[00:43:40] You guys though, you're like, okay, none of them are wearing clothes that Sharon was wearing.

[00:43:46] That's good.

[00:43:48] They're just, they look like they're wearing, actually they do look like they're wearing scraps or kind of like torn up bird stuff that you saw at the lodge, or at the hunting store.

[00:43:59] But other than that, they just look like the other, like random hunters.

[00:44:04] Okay.

[00:44:07] Hey, they have scraps of clothing that meet in their Mikey pockets.

[00:44:13] Get them!

[00:44:14] Alright, initiative for the three skeletons. The two humans and the one...

[00:44:20] Who's this one?

[00:44:22] Get her!

[00:44:24] That's your plan, Ray?

[00:44:25] Get her!

[00:44:28] Total of eight.

[00:44:30] Total of eight.

[00:44:31] Total of three.

[00:44:33] Jesus, guys.

[00:44:37] Fifteen.

[00:44:38] We were busy sizing up the skeletons for loot.

[00:44:41] Yeah.

[00:44:41] Yeah, you're just like, as they're coming closer, it's like, hang on, let's just, let them come a little closer, and you can get a good look and see if those, those pockets are full.

[00:44:48] Mm-hmm.

[00:44:50] And even now, you're still not sure, because like, it could be filled with, with the filth.

[00:44:54] It's like, they're just scraps of clothing, so basically all that's left of their jeans is like Daisy Dukes, but you can see the pockets.

[00:45:01] You can see the bottom of the daisy dukes.

[00:45:04] And they are packed full of gold for credit cards.

[00:45:08] Okay, so, top of the round.

[00:45:10] Tim's cards.

[00:45:12] That's what you painted, you painted Tim's cards.

[00:45:16] Top of the round, uh, Jacob.

[00:45:18] Okay.

[00:45:19] Really?

[00:45:19] Yeah, no, all the other.

[00:45:21] The last thing I got was a 12.

[00:45:23] So.

[00:45:24] Uh, alright, well.

[00:45:27] It was a very turbulent spin there.

[00:45:29] It was, that was.

[00:45:30] I rolled a 15.

[00:45:31] Alright, so I want to circle around to one side, and make an attack on, uh, on one that's not really within reach of another.

[00:45:40] Okay.

[00:45:41] Um.

[00:45:41] I'm gonna, I wanna do a wolf pack tactics.

[00:45:46] Are you targeting the moose squatch, or the two humans?

[00:45:48] One of the, one of the humans.

[00:45:50] Uh, I'm taking one of the humans.

[00:45:51] Okay.

[00:45:52] Alright.

[00:45:52] How many humans are there?

[00:45:53] There are two humans, and one moose squatch.

[00:45:55] Well, I'm pretty sure, like, even in my dog brain, I know that, I'm pretty sure, somebody is going to rain day, uh, rain almighty fire down on the biggest enemy.

[00:46:06] Mm-hmm.

[00:46:07] Um, so.

[00:46:08] Somebody just needs to, uh, uh, mitigate the action economy.

[00:46:14] Yep.

[00:46:15] Yeah, that's, that's what it is.

[00:46:16] Mm-hmm.

[00:46:17] So, uh, yeah.

[00:46:18] I'm gonna, uh, move in, and attack the one at the, uh, one at the, at the, at the, the side.

[00:46:24] Yeah.

[00:46:26] The one, it's like the one that's still, still shambling out of the, out of its filth hole.

[00:46:30] Sham dambling.

[00:46:31] Yeah.

[00:46:31] Okay, so that's, um.

[00:46:35] That filth hole.

[00:46:35] That's already hit.

[00:46:36] Yeah, I know.

[00:46:37] God.

[00:46:37] So 19 will hit, yeah?

[00:46:39] Uh, 19 will definitely hit, yeah.

[00:46:40] Okay.

[00:46:42] That's, uh, d4 plus two piercing damage.

[00:46:52] That's fine.

[00:46:53] It's so funny, cause you're using a hammer, but you're also using radiant damage.

[00:46:56] So these skeletons by default have damage vulnerability bludgeoning.

[00:46:59] Yeah.

[00:47:00] But you know, radiant.

[00:47:01] So it all just kind of, it just kind of like.

[00:47:03] It's doubling down, isn't it?

[00:47:05] No, it's basically like, it's, it's like basically like canceling each other out.

[00:47:09] But it's doing radiant damage and bludgeoning damage and it's weak to both of them.

[00:47:13] No, no, no.

[00:47:14] Oh, you're right, yeah, damage vulnerability.

[00:47:15] Sorry, I thought it said damage like resistance for bludgeoning.

[00:47:18] No.

[00:47:18] That's the one way you destroy skeletons.

[00:47:20] Yeah, that's true, that's right, yeah, sorry.

[00:47:21] They should get a four-fold increase.

[00:47:23] Yeah, well that's why, also with the moose watch, like, that's why I was just like, I was just letting you roll your damage.

[00:47:27] Like, alright, how do you kill it?

[00:47:28] Cause like, at that point I was like, yeah, it's dead.

[00:47:31] Okay, so that's eight bite damage.

[00:47:33] Keep in mind, it is considered magical.

[00:47:36] Okay.

[00:47:39] Alright, actually what was the seven?

[00:47:41] And they need to give, it needs to give me a strength save.

[00:47:45] Hang on.

[00:47:48] I really like this hammer.

[00:47:50] Good.

[00:47:51] Sir, how much damage was the bite?

[00:47:52] Eight.

[00:47:53] Eight?

[00:47:53] Okay.

[00:47:57] Alright.

[00:47:58] And, I have to roll what?

[00:48:00] Strength.

[00:48:05] Yeah, that's a seven.

[00:48:06] And he falls prone.

[00:48:08] Yep.

[00:48:08] He is indeed prone.

[00:48:10] Okay.

[00:48:10] Oh no, but now...

[00:48:13] No, I thought I was saying, oh no, but now he has a disadvantage and trying to attack him.

[00:48:17] No, it's the other way around.

[00:48:19] I'm also going to spend an anima.

[00:48:22] Okay.

[00:48:23] And I'm gonna mangle this bite.

[00:48:25] Okay.

[00:48:26] Oh, that shouldn't have been die fours because my thing is a die six.

[00:48:30] Oh well.

[00:48:32] Oh yeah, having these tracks also blinding.

[00:48:34] Oh yeah, we know how to play games.

[00:48:38] They're skeletons.

[00:48:39] Keep saying that.

[00:48:40] How do they...

[00:48:40] They don't have sight.

[00:48:43] They don't have eyes.

[00:48:44] So, when I'm melee attacking somebody who's prone, do I get advantage?

[00:48:49] When you're attacking someone prone, the creature has disadvantage.

[00:48:54] The attack roll against the creature has advantage if the attacker is within five feet

[00:48:59] of the creature.

[00:49:00] Fantastic.

[00:49:00] So I have advantage.

[00:49:01] Oh, otherwise, the creature...

[00:49:03] Otherwise, an attack roll is disadvantage if they're not five feet within the creature.

[00:49:06] Yeah, range attacks, it's harder to hit someone that's prone.

[00:49:08] Yeah.

[00:49:09] Okay, so does a 14 hit?

[00:49:11] A 14 will...

[00:49:12] Yep, yeah.

[00:49:13] Okay.

[00:49:14] And let's do the other attack while we're here.

[00:49:25] Well, we established that a 14 hits, so the second one hits too.

[00:49:28] Okay.

[00:49:29] Alright, so I'm going to go for the neck and I'm going to worry it like any dog should.

[00:49:37] Okay.

[00:49:41] So that's...7 and 3 is...so 10 damage from the first series of shakes.

[00:49:48] Mmhmm.

[00:49:52] And...11 damage from the second series of shakes.

[00:49:54] Okay, how do you want to do this?

[00:49:57] How do you kill it?

[00:49:58] Or how do you destroy...like get rid of...

[00:50:01] I mean, as I'm shaking it, it's just like when you're trying to break the neck of a grouse,

[00:50:06] head just comes off so easy.

[00:50:07] Yeah, it literally just pops off like and then soon after the bones just kind of fall

[00:50:12] with inside the clothes like the filth kind of seeps away from it.

[00:50:19] Okay.

[00:50:20] Okay.

[00:50:21] It's actually kind of unnerving because the filth that seeps away from it begins moving

[00:50:25] away from you and into like some of the pools of their...like there's no like incline

[00:50:30] or there's no way like naturally that they should be like falling into the thing, they

[00:50:34] should be oozing into the pools.

[00:50:36] They're just like literally going uphill to go into a spot.

[00:50:40] Okay.

[00:50:40] All right.

[00:50:41] I'm good with that.

[00:50:41] It's like the thing blood.

[00:50:46] All right.

[00:50:47] And next up is gonna be...so that was Jacob.

[00:50:52] John!

[00:50:53] Nope!

[00:50:54] I was gonna say, I don't think it's me, I wrote pretty bad.

[00:50:56] No, you're right.

[00:50:56] It's actually gonna be the other skeleton who is going to say, it's going to probably go

[00:51:07] after like probably go after the wolf that's like, that just attacked its, of the other

[00:51:13] skeleton.

[00:51:14] Fair enough.

[00:51:19] Okay.

[00:51:20] That is gonna be...

[00:51:25] Jesus Christ.

[00:51:26] Uh, 22?

[00:51:28] Yeah, that'll do it.

[00:51:29] Yeah.

[00:51:41] That's gonna be 3 damage.

[00:51:44] See?

[00:51:45] Oh, so you did 3 damage to him?

[00:51:47] Yeah.

[00:51:47] In my line of sight?

[00:51:48] Yep.

[00:51:48] Yep.

[00:51:49] Takes 3 fire damage.

[00:51:50] Okay.

[00:51:55] Anyone injured by the way?

[00:51:57] Yes.

[00:51:58] Yeah, you...

[00:51:59] I took a big hit.

[00:52:00] Yeah.

[00:52:01] Oh, okay.

[00:52:03] Uh, alright.

[00:52:04] So yeah, that skeleton...so the skeleton scratches you like just clawing at you with its like,

[00:52:08] with uh, what it has for like grubby claws, or grubby bone claws.

[00:52:12] And then it just suddenly catches on fire?

[00:52:15] As soon as it does that?

[00:52:18] I mean, I've seen things before.

[00:52:20] Yep.

[00:52:20] I might not be surprised.

[00:52:21] You look behind, like through the ribcage and you see Marcel just like...just like bang.

[00:52:28] Or just giving a thumbs up.

[00:52:30] I don't know.

[00:52:32] Finger.

[00:52:32] Yeah.

[00:52:34] Alright, uh, next up is gonna be John.

[00:52:37] Okay.

[00:52:38] My first thing, I'm gonna use my reaction to, um, uh, touch the onk necklace I have and

[00:52:44] put my hand out towards, uh, uh, Marcel to heal him for 2 HP because a creature died.

[00:52:50] And as long as a creature dies, then I can use that.

[00:52:52] It dies.

[00:52:53] It dies.

[00:52:54] Yes.

[00:52:55] It dies.

[00:52:56] And then there, so there's still, there's a...

[00:52:59] There's a...

[00:52:59] There's a...

[00:52:59] There's one zambie.

[00:53:00] Yeah, well there, well there's one skeletal human now on fire attacking the wolf.

[00:53:04] The other one's gone.

[00:53:05] The other one's on the ground dead.

[00:53:06] Yes.

[00:53:07] Or like no longer moving.

[00:53:08] And then there's the giant moose squatch skeleton that's still in your presence.

[00:53:14] Where is he in relation to, uh, me and Marcel?

[00:53:17] Basically, um, he is, uh, off to the side.

[00:53:22] He's, he's probably within about like 10-15 feet of you guys.

[00:53:25] Okay.

[00:53:25] Yeah.

[00:53:27] Well, uh, uh, I'm gonna try to get him off the doggo.

[00:53:35] The, uh, the human skeleton?

[00:53:36] Yeah, get rid of the human real quick first.

[00:53:38] Okay.

[00:53:38] Cause he's already on fire so he might go down just one hit, rolling, well maybe, maybe not.

[00:53:43] Perhaps.

[00:53:43] But I am attacking someone who's in melee.

[00:53:46] Yeah.

[00:53:46] So is that disadvantage?

[00:53:47] Disadvantage, yeah.

[00:53:48] Okay.

[00:53:48] I'm sorry if I shoot you out of this.

[00:53:51] If you're rolling that one, you're shooting.

[00:53:53] Oh, of course.

[00:54:06] It's not on that one.

[00:54:10] 17?

[00:54:11] Uh, 17 will hit.

[00:54:12] Okay.

[00:54:13] Excellent.

[00:54:24] So 17 damage to that guy?

[00:54:27] Seriously?

[00:54:29] 17 physical damage.

[00:54:31] How'd he tell him?

[00:54:32] Cause he had exactly 17 like.

[00:54:34] Oh wow, excellent.

[00:54:35] I don't need that.

[00:54:36] Okay.

[00:54:36] That being said, this is physical puncture damage.

[00:54:39] Oh, that's true.

[00:54:40] He was technically piercing.

[00:54:42] Piercing damage, yes.

[00:54:43] Uh, which he does not have resistance to actually.

[00:54:45] So, actually, vulnerability just does double.

[00:54:48] Yes, but he doesn't have resistance to it.

[00:54:50] Yeah, no, yeah.

[00:54:50] Okay, cool.

[00:54:51] Excellent.

[00:54:51] So, yeah.

[00:54:52] Um, I see this dude get caught on fire.

[00:54:54] He's very much an easy target.

[00:54:56] Yeah.

[00:54:56] So I just move the G11, just, just, but, walk three shots up him.

[00:55:00] Uh, like, side shoulder head.

[00:55:03] Yeah.

[00:55:03] Cracks the head open.

[00:55:04] Yeah, basically you just see splintering a bone and some, some, uh, uh, some cloth and

[00:55:09] filth, uh, all missing your friend.

[00:55:11] Like, all, all, all in spots that would miss your friend if they went through.

[00:55:15] Mm-hmm.

[00:55:16] Uh, and then it just, it just drops out on the final shot to the head.

[00:55:19] Okay.

[00:55:20] So now, I am able to do another shot, but can I switch targets?

[00:55:24] Uh.

[00:55:24] This is the first time that this has happened.

[00:55:26] Yeah, you can do that.

[00:55:27] I can?

[00:55:28] Yep.

[00:55:28] It's just two separate attacks.

[00:55:29] Yeah.

[00:55:29] It doesn't matter what your target.

[00:55:31] Yep.

[00:55:31] I'm just saying, some games it's like if you're switching targets then there's a change

[00:55:35] to it.

[00:55:35] Okay, fine.

[00:55:35] So then I will move over and put some shots on the big man.

[00:55:39] Yep.

[00:55:41] Uh, not disadvantage.

[00:55:43] I was going to say you don't need to do disadvantage.

[00:55:44] No.

[00:55:47] That is 21 to hit.

[00:55:51] Uh, 21.

[00:55:52] I will hit.

[00:55:53] Okay.

[00:55:54] Then I shoot bullets.

[00:55:56] I might actually have to reload this gun at some point.

[00:56:04] I'm just realizing again, this entire, these last two fights you've been like, your fucking

[00:56:08] ding dong's been like out the whole thing.

[00:56:10] Yeah, there hasn't been much reference to the ding dong.

[00:56:14] Um, sorry, I totally lost.

[00:56:16] Yeah, I'm just like, I was just visualizing the fight in my head, I was like, wait.

[00:56:21] There's a Weenu flying around.

[00:56:23] 12 physical damage.

[00:56:24] Okay.

[00:56:25] I was like, bring over and put three more shots of the big guy.

[00:56:27] Yeah, you did not like that.

[00:56:29] Um, you were probably going to be targeted.

[00:56:31] That's fine.

[00:56:32] I'm going to use my move action to retreat 30 feet.

[00:56:36] That's a good idea because he's charging, he's going to charge and gore you next.

[00:56:39] He's more than welcome to try.

[00:56:41] He's gonna try.

[00:56:42] Yeah.

[00:56:42] Also, uh, wait, no.

[00:56:43] That would, that would impact an attack of opportunity as he's charging by you too.

[00:56:47] Yep, can I have a, I can use powers on attacks off two, you got it?

[00:56:51] Uh, no.

[00:56:51] It's a melee basic attack.

[00:56:52] There is a feat for that.

[00:56:54] Yeah.

[00:56:55] Yeah, he is definitely going to, while charging, uh, ooh, hang on, let me just quickly read

[00:57:00] this.

[00:57:02] He's taking your feet straight toward a target and hits with a gore attack at the same time.

[00:57:08] Because there's actually a spellcaster feat that'll let you use canframes.

[00:57:11] Yeah.

[00:57:13] Okay, yeah, so he just, rrrrrr, but like, more skeletal.

[00:57:17] Uh, probably maybe some of the filth is like doing the actual, like, fleshy sounds.

[00:57:22] But yeah, then it just charges past Marcel to try and gore, um, gore John.

[00:57:28] Question.

[00:57:29] Yeah.

[00:57:30] The dodge action.

[00:57:31] Do you, okay, I used my reaction to heal him.

[00:57:35] Because I don't have a reaction, does that mean I'm not able to defend against the attack?

[00:57:40] Do you need to use a reaction to defend against the attack?

[00:57:43] Until the start of your...

[00:57:43] What do you mean to defend against an attack?

[00:57:46] Your AC just automatically works.

[00:57:49] What's the dodge action then?

[00:57:51] Until the start of your next turn...

[00:57:53] Is that just like me choosing to be defensive?

[00:57:55] You take an action to dodge.

[00:57:57] Yeah.

[00:57:57] It is you being defensive.

[00:57:59] Okay.

[00:58:00] Yeah.

[00:58:02] Yeah.

[00:58:03] But yeah, so, uh, Marcelo, you can get an attack of over 20 since it's running past you.

[00:58:10] 21.

[00:58:11] That'll hit.

[00:58:15] It's, uh, sorry, 12...

[00:58:18] Bludging.

[00:58:19] Uh, bludging.

[00:58:21] Okay.

[00:58:21] I'm going to have a hammer.

[00:58:22] So, I think when it's a damage vulnerability it's...

[00:58:26] Double.

[00:58:26] Double? Okay.

[00:58:28] So, 24.

[00:58:29] Right to the kneecap.

[00:58:30] That's still not enough to take it down.

[00:58:33] Though, you, yeah, so it...

[00:58:35] Does that stop his charge?

[00:58:37] Uh, no.

[00:58:38] Okay.

[00:58:38] That's okay, if he hits you, he takes another free fire damage.

[00:58:40] That's true.

[00:58:42] Um...

[00:58:42] Okay, so, um, you know, now, now, actually I will say, um, because you, because the attack

[00:58:47] gives you that much damage, I will do this at, uh, this attack at disavage.

[00:58:52] This charge.

[00:58:53] Yeah.

[00:58:53] You're playing with this as, he was running by and I literally just kneecapped him with

[00:58:56] a fucking big hammer.

[00:58:57] Yeah.

[00:58:57] And now he's just basically relying on momentum of his, of the weight of the bone.

[00:59:02] The filth.

[00:59:03] Ooh, that's no good.

[00:59:06] That's no good.

[00:59:07] Uh, that's an eight.

[00:59:10] Oh, I didn't know if it was that's no good as in like super high or super low.

[00:59:13] No, no, no.

[00:59:13] I rolled disadvantage, so yeah, I know that.

[00:59:15] That's not how he missed.

[00:59:15] Yeah, so he, he runs past you.

[00:59:17] That's how I'm coming, I was able to get out of the way.

[00:59:19] Yeah.

[00:59:21] What's that thing that the matadors do?

[00:59:22] It's like...

[00:59:23] Olé.

[00:59:24] Olé!

[00:59:24] Olé!

[00:59:24] Yeah.

[00:59:26] It was more like, Olé!

[00:59:29] Olé!

[00:59:29] Oh shit!

[00:59:30] Oh shit!

[00:59:31] Yeah.

[00:59:32] So it just basically like, kind of like, skids behind you into the muck and filth and

[00:59:37] stuff like that.

[00:59:38] Probably gonna turn around and do it again if you guys don't take him down.

[00:59:42] Um, but next up is gonna be Marcel.

[00:59:46] Uh, Sacred Flame.

[00:59:48] I did it wrong the last time, but it doesn't make any difference.

[00:59:50] Yeah.

[00:59:50] Roll a DC 16, uh, deck save.

[00:59:53] Oh!

[00:59:54] Right, okay.

[00:59:58] A deck save?

[00:59:59] Yeah.

[01:00:01] Four.

[01:00:03] Okay.

[01:00:05] Makes sense, he just kind of long slowed.

[01:00:07] Yeah.

[01:00:08] Takes three radiant damage.

[01:00:10] Three radiant damage, which is damage, which is doubled, so six.

[01:00:14] Yeah.

[01:00:15] So, is that enough?

[01:00:16] Nope.

[01:00:16] Nope.

[01:00:18] He is still up.

[01:00:20] Uh, but he does not like that.

[01:00:22] But.

[01:00:23] Um, so, next up, that's your turn?

[01:00:26] Yeah.

[01:00:27] Okay.

[01:00:27] Okay.

[01:00:27] I'm gonna use the cantrip instead of charging.

[01:00:29] Okay.

[01:00:29] Uh, so top of the round, um, uh, top of the round would be Jacob.

[01:00:36] Okay.

[01:00:37] Finish him off.

[01:00:38] Alright.

[01:00:39] I guess I will, uh, charge.

[01:00:43] Okay.

[01:00:44] Okay.

[01:00:45] Cause, he's not in melee with me, is he?

[01:00:47] No, oh, so the skeleton that was attacking you was dead.

[01:00:50] Yeah.

[01:00:50] So it's just a minotaur who ran, who ran, I guess he's now like, he's like technically

[01:00:55] like 35, 40 feet.

[01:00:56] Yeah, he ran.

[01:00:57] Behind you guys.

[01:00:58] Yeah.

[01:00:58] Okay.

[01:00:58] Well, my movement is 40 feet, so.

[01:01:00] Okay.

[01:01:00] Yeah, you can get up to him.

[01:01:01] Yeah.

[01:01:01] Okay.

[01:01:02] Then I will, uh, move in and make my attack.

[01:01:06] Okay.

[01:01:09] Uh, 16, 17, 18, 19.

[01:01:11] 19 hit.

[01:01:12] That'll hit.

[01:01:12] Okay.

[01:01:16] And I need, uh, sixes.

[01:01:22] Six and fours.

[01:01:23] Ten and three.

[01:01:24] Thirteen.

[01:01:25] Thirteen.

[01:01:26] Uh, okay.

[01:01:27] Um, he is not looking very good.

[01:01:29] Um, if you want to.

[01:01:30] And he needs to give me a DC 11 strength save.

[01:01:33] Okay.

[01:01:38] Uh, that's only a nine.

[01:01:40] Okay.

[01:01:41] So I grabbed him by the ankle and I just ripped that whole leg out from under him.

[01:01:44] So he just basically pulled a T-bow and just like, took a knee.

[01:01:50] Okay.

[01:01:51] In a rattly voice like, I used to be an adventurer.

[01:01:55] And then I took a dog to the knee.

[01:01:58] Okay.

[01:01:59] And I'll turn around and growl at him through the bone that is his own leg.

[01:02:03] Yeah.

[01:02:04] And, uh, that's it for me.

[01:02:07] It's an old reference but it checks out.

[01:02:12] Sorry, what was that, Aaron?

[01:02:14] Uh, that's it for me.

[01:02:16] Okay.

[01:02:16] Uh, next up is John.

[01:02:20] Okay.

[01:02:21] So he's injured.

[01:02:22] Yep.

[01:02:22] Down a leg.

[01:02:23] Yep.

[01:02:24] And he is, yeah, and, uh, you're next to, um, Jacob Doggo.

[01:02:32] Okay.

[01:02:33] I'm gonna shoot him with bullets until he dies.

[01:02:35] Don't worry.

[01:02:37] Is Doggo in melee?

[01:02:38] Uh, no, he's off to the side, like kind of growling at him.

[01:02:41] He's not in melee, technically.

[01:02:42] Well, he's also a large-sized creature.

[01:02:44] Yeah.

[01:02:44] And I am a, um, I'm a dog.

[01:02:48] Yeah, you're a dog.

[01:02:49] So I'm quite short.

[01:02:49] I would say you're fine with it.

[01:02:50] You're a small-sized creature?

[01:02:51] I'm not a small-sized creature.

[01:02:54] Technically, I'm a medium-sized creature because I'm in the weight category of a medium-sized

[01:02:59] creature.

[01:02:59] Yeah, because you're not, well, if you're a newfie dog, which are medium-sized.

[01:03:02] But I only come up to a normal person's waist.

[01:03:06] Yeah.

[01:03:06] So I'm the height of a small-sized creature.

[01:03:09] Mm-hmm.

[01:03:10] Okay.

[01:03:10] He's basically an obese dwarf.

[01:03:12] Yeah.

[01:03:13] Kind of.

[01:03:14] Okay, either way, I'm gonna shoot a bullet bullets.

[01:03:17] I'm gonna shoest him.

[01:03:18] Yes, I rolled a 17.

[01:03:20] That is.

[01:03:20] I'm gonna shoot a bullet on the roll.

[01:03:21] Yep.

[01:03:21] Fine.

[01:03:22] Let's do damage real quick.

[01:03:32] 16 damage.

[01:03:33] How'd he kill him?

[01:03:35] Much the same as the other ones.

[01:03:37] Go, go, go, go.

[01:03:37] Walk the three shots up, uh, the shoulder, chest, uh, center of the head.

[01:03:42] Yeah.

[01:03:42] The skull explodes.

[01:03:44] The shrapnel goes against the wall that's behind him.

[01:03:46] Yeah.

[01:03:46] His head kicks up a bit, like, snaps up and then just...

[01:03:50] Mm-hmm.

[01:03:51] Hits the ground in the splat.

[01:03:52] Um, alright.

[01:03:54] And it is suddenly quiet as the miasma continues to creep around.

[01:03:58] Um, amidst the, uh, the filth pools and these three dead skeletons.

[01:04:05] This is going well.

[01:04:07] Uh, there are two skeletons that are human, um, and have torn up but fresh clothing.

[01:04:13] Okay.

[01:04:13] So that guy just died, so I touched the necklace again, healing for another two.

[01:04:17] Any free, uh, healing we can do, alright?

[01:04:19] Yeah.

[01:04:19] Uh, so you're...who wants to check the bodies?

[01:04:23] Download it.

[01:04:24] Yeah, I don't have opposable thumbs, so I'm gonna need to pick somebody else.

[01:04:27] Uh, 10 minutes.

[01:04:28] I'm looking around for more skeletons.

[01:04:29] Sure.

[01:04:30] Uh, invest in my gate.

[01:04:31] I don't want anything to do with your gate, sir.

[01:04:34] But I'll look, uh, through the corpses for loot.

[01:04:41] Thirteen.

[01:04:42] Uh, thirteen.

[01:04:43] Uh, you find, uh, one wallet on one of the people.

[01:04:47] Um, it's a guy from, uh, from, uh, Tobermory and...no, not Tobermory, that's in Ontario.

[01:04:54] Uh, from, um, uh, from Corner Brook.

[01:05:00] And, uh, yeah, he's got like a hunting license today.

[01:05:02] He's, uh, uh, his driver's license says his name is, uh, Ted, um, Ted Johnson.

[01:05:12] Um, and, uh, he's got, uh, about 50 bucks cash and...

[01:05:17] No, he doesn't.

[01:05:19] And a Tim's card.

[01:05:20] Hell yeah.

[01:05:21] No, he doesn't actually.

[01:05:22] For $25.

[01:05:24] Absolutely does not have that.

[01:05:26] Also, something like, there looks like this photo of like him and, and like some kids

[01:05:30] and a wife.

[01:05:33] I mean, we killed his skeleton.

[01:05:35] We didn't kill him.

[01:05:36] Yeah.

[01:05:37] But maybe like, you may want to like...

[01:05:39] An idea?

[01:05:40] Yeah, he has ideas.

[01:05:42] You may want to like, maybe take this and like, you know, get like, like maybe send it

[01:05:47] to the family or something.

[01:05:48] Yeah.

[01:05:48] Or maybe, maybe even like tag this.

[01:05:50] So I find like, no, you can't really, not sure how you can like bring this body back.

[01:05:55] But like...

[01:05:55] Take a picture of the zombie.

[01:05:58] See, he's dead.

[01:05:58] Hold on, hold on.

[01:05:59] Like, you know what I mean?

[01:06:00] I'll just make him into bone meal.

[01:06:02] Oh God.

[01:06:03] No, no.

[01:06:03] But like, and again, like bring the wall and some of that.

[01:06:05] Then he could feed his family for the next year.

[01:06:08] At least like, the way it's torn up.

[01:06:10] Like, the wall looks like, like torn up and kind of messy.

[01:06:12] So like, at least they might have some closure.

[01:06:14] Yeah.

[01:06:15] Or at least you, yeah, I mean, it's up to you.

[01:06:17] Yeah.

[01:06:17] Whatever you care about.

[01:06:18] Okay.

[01:06:18] But the other one, like the pockets were like, basically like there's holes in the pockets

[01:06:22] so like, whatever it was is gone.

[01:06:25] But it looks like it was basically another hunter that was in the, that was from, that

[01:06:29] was doing something and got grabbed.

[01:06:31] If they're hunters, do they have any pockets that have ammo in you?

[01:06:35] Uh, what other investigation?

[01:06:41] Twelve.

[01:06:42] Um, you find a couple of shells, not actually on the bodies but like, maybe like they were

[01:06:47] thrown out or like as they were fighting and some of that.

[01:06:49] Okay.

[01:06:50] I'll take them.

[01:06:50] Yeah.

[01:06:50] You just find like three shells.

[01:06:53] That, that shotgun shells.

[01:06:55] I figured as much.

[01:06:58] Um, but yeah.

[01:07:00] Otherwise that, that everything's quiet and except for like the sound of bubbling filth

[01:07:05] and, and uh, like rocks just kind of like, like the groan of like the, the, the ravine.

[01:07:11] Mm-hmm.

[01:07:11] Um, you don't hear, uh, Sharon's voice anymore in, in the mists.

[01:07:17] So.

[01:07:18] Okay.

[01:07:19] I'm starting to wonder if these minotaurs are the things mimicking the voices.

[01:07:22] It's possible.

[01:07:23] I mean, the Moose Squatch are, like they're, they're a forest spirit similar to the Sasquatch

[01:07:29] so that they can do, they, they are rumored to do things like, uh, Sam Squatch, Julian.

[01:07:35] That's, that's literally, yeah.

[01:07:36] So they're forest ghosts?

[01:07:38] Hmm?

[01:07:38] They're forest ghosts.

[01:07:39] Yeah.

[01:07:40] Forest ghosts.

[01:07:42] Um.

[01:07:42] You mean Star Wars all of a sudden?

[01:07:43] Yeah.

[01:07:44] Uh, so yeah.

[01:07:45] Uh, how do you want to proceed?

[01:07:47] Um, again, you know, you're looking around and again, there's just very misty and foggy,

[01:07:51] uh, like branching, uh, ravines and, and like, uh, canyon or like canyon, uh, work.

[01:07:56] Okay.

[01:07:57] Well, uh, so I'm standing with these guys on my left.

[01:08:02] Mm-hmm.

[01:08:03] My, uh, canary pops out of my, my right ear and stuff onto my head.

[01:08:07] I kinda look at them and cock my head to the side.

[01:08:11] I'll give a thumbs up.

[01:08:13] Okay.

[01:08:14] Then we'll send the canary on.

[01:08:15] All right.

[01:08:16] Uh, roll a d6.

[01:08:18] Roll a d6.

[01:08:21] One.

[01:08:22] One.

[01:08:23] Uh, your canary, uh, explodes.

[01:08:27] Uh, flies down one of the, the, uh, the ravine passages.

[01:08:32] Uh, the rocky ravine drips with a rotted forest growth and oozes with black filth, but otherwise

[01:08:39] appears completely empty and without threat.

[01:08:43] Like, if he, nothing tries to attack it, nothing tries to ambush it again.

[01:08:48] Oh, that's good.

[01:08:49] Yeah.

[01:08:49] Yeah, that's a good sign.

[01:08:51] Okay.

[01:08:51] Okay.

[01:08:52] Well then, uh, I guess we'll go take a walk down that way.

[01:08:55] Mm-hmm.

[01:08:56] Okay.

[01:08:56] Okay.

[01:08:56] I'll lead the way.

[01:08:58] All right.

[01:08:58] Any weird smells?

[01:09:00] Blood.

[01:09:01] Um, actually, roll a, a, uh, survive.

[01:09:07] This counts as tracking?

[01:09:09] Uh, yes.

[01:09:10] Are you doing this as dog as bird, or as bird?

[01:09:13] Dog.

[01:09:17] Okay, uh, twelve plus four is sixteen.

[01:09:22] Uh, you do pick up a very faint scent of Sharon, and then you find, uh, behind a rock, her phone.

[01:09:32] Or, uh, her cell phone.

[01:09:34] Okay.

[01:09:35] Okay.

[01:09:35] I will, uh, adopt the pointer position and point to it.

[01:09:39] Mm-hmm.

[01:09:39] But you don't see, you don't get a scent, like a scent trail, but you just see, like, you found that object that was hers.

[01:09:46] Okay.

[01:09:46] I'll go over and pick it up.

[01:09:48] Yep.

[01:09:49] Is it unlocked?

[01:09:50] Um.

[01:09:51] Is it broken?

[01:09:52] It's not, uh, it's probably got a crack in it, but it is, she obviously has, like, a PIN number or something.

[01:09:58] Okay.

[01:09:58] Yeah.

[01:09:59] I just didn't know if it was, like, actively recording or something like that.

[01:10:02] No, no.

[01:10:02] Yeah.

[01:10:03] Uh, but, uh, when you, when you, um, like, pick it up and, like, even, like, jostle a little bit, it, like, pops up, and you can see, like, her, uh, like, her face, like, uh, like, with, like, a camera in hand or something like that.

[01:10:14] Okay.

[01:10:14] So.

[01:10:15] We're getting closer.

[01:10:16] Do you want to try, uh, try unlocking it?

[01:10:19] Do you want to remember her birthday?

[01:10:23] What if she put anything into it before she lost it?

[01:10:26] See, if she has any naked pictures on her phone.

[01:10:28] That's a good idea.

[01:10:31] Is it a, um, a combination code or is it a pattern?

[01:10:34] It's, it's a, oh, that's, that's.

[01:10:36] Or is it a thumbprint or is it face ID?

[01:10:39] I'm going to say it's just a, it's a regular, like, like a PIN number, like a phone number.

[01:10:43] Or, uh, not, like a, like a number, uh, password.

[01:10:45] Not a, uh, not one of those pattern things or anything like that.

[01:10:48] Okay, so then we'll continue forward while I just try random numbers constantly.

[01:10:53] All right, uh, roll a, uh, I guess it would just be an intelligence?

[01:10:57] Plus, uh, plus your, um.

[01:10:59] You could pick a number on a percentile and see if I get it.

[01:11:02] I suppose.

[01:11:02] Because it's like.

[01:11:03] This would be an intelligence, uh, check, but also, uh, get an advantage because you're a criminal.

[01:11:07] So you're just taking that gas.

[01:11:09] Yeah.

[01:11:10] So is it your birthday?

[01:11:11] Is it 69, 420?

[01:11:14] Yeah.

[01:11:16] Like you're trying all the, all the different combos and such.

[01:11:19] Intelligence you said?

[01:11:20] Uh, yeah, intelligence, so.

[01:11:21] Great.

[01:11:22] Is it the four digit model number of her, uh, favorite camera?

[01:11:27] Well, no, because I got three.

[01:11:29] One, two, three, four, five?

[01:11:30] Damn it.

[01:11:31] I mean, that's not a bad guess.

[01:11:33] Yeah.

[01:11:33] Um, but yeah, as you're doing that, uh, roll me another d6.

[01:11:36] It would be just slightly better if it was one, two, three, four, five, six.

[01:11:40] Yeah.

[01:11:41] But, uh, yeah, as he's trying to figure that out, roll me a d6.

[01:11:46] Because you guys are moving through another, like, a d6.

[01:11:50] Four.

[01:11:50] Four?

[01:11:51] Okay, so are you letting the canary go ahead again?

[01:11:53] Yes.

[01:11:53] Okay.

[01:11:54] Uh, there is, um, just a series of dizzying routes and rocky passages choked with fog ahead

[01:12:02] of you guys.

[01:12:03] You don't know which one you're, like, to really take.

[01:12:06] Um, you could roll a survival check to see if you could maybe, like, make a guesstimate

[01:12:11] about it.

[01:12:13] Yeah.

[01:12:15] Not tracking this time?

[01:12:17] Yeah, this one would be tracking because you're using, if you're using the canary or

[01:12:20] like, look like, kind of scooping out with your, uh, with your, your eyes, not your nose.

[01:12:27] Ooh, I rolled a 15 and I get a plus four, so 19.

[01:12:31] Okay, 19.

[01:12:32] Um, yeah, you, you think you find a one that, like, actually I'll say, uh, you know, you

[01:12:38] find, uh, what looks like, um, you find a passage and there's something like glitter, like glinting

[01:12:44] on the, in, in, on the floor, uh, next to a pool of filth and it looks like, um, uh, it

[01:12:53] looks like a wallet.

[01:12:58] Okay.

[01:12:59] Does it, uh, do I, do I smell anything?

[01:13:03] Uh, yeah, it smells like her.

[01:13:05] Okay.

[01:13:06] Well then I will adopt the pointer position and point to the wallet.

[01:13:09] Okay.

[01:13:10] Go over and see what the doggo found this time.

[01:13:13] Okay.

[01:13:14] It's a wallet.

[01:13:14] Yeah, it is clearly share and save his wallet.

[01:13:18] Okay.

[01:13:18] How much money does she not have in it?

[01:13:21] Do I have cards?

[01:13:23] Credit cards?

[01:13:25] Really?

[01:13:25] Yeah.

[01:13:27] I can roll against my criminality maybe.

[01:13:29] Yeah, you know, yeah.

[01:13:29] I have a compulsion.

[01:13:31] That's true, yeah.

[01:13:31] I literally do.

[01:13:32] Roll a wisdom save.

[01:13:33] Roll a, uh, yeah, I guess, uh, roll a wisdom save to not-

[01:13:35] To resist the urge.

[01:13:37] To resist the urge, yeah.

[01:13:37] To, uh, to, uh, to thieve.

[01:13:41] That's a total of, uh, 16.

[01:13:44] Okay.

[01:13:45] You're like, she is our friend.

[01:13:48] Yeah, I probably shouldn't.

[01:13:50] Yeah, you probably shouldn't do that.

[01:13:51] Okay.

[01:13:53] But, yeah, you're- you found yet another article of her, uh, of her person.

[01:13:57] Um, and it's going- and it's down- it was down a- clearly down a- like a passageway,

[01:14:02] like, uh, along the passageways.

[01:14:04] If you find pieces, eventually we find Oliver.

[01:14:06] Hopefully-

[01:14:07] In bigger pieces?

[01:14:08] Like, the entire body?

[01:14:10] Hopefully?

[01:14:10] Next?

[01:14:11] Yeah.

[01:14:12] Alright, so you're- you're pressing on down that way.

[01:14:14] Uh, roll another d6.

[01:14:16] Ugh.

[01:14:16] As you are traversing this constant maze of rocks-

[01:14:20] That's a 6!

[01:14:21] A 6!

[01:14:22] Alright!

[01:14:23] Um, yeah, the canary, um, as you guys are following the canary, like a few- like, how

[01:14:28] far is the canary ahead of you guys?

[01:14:30] Uh, about a hundred feet or so.

[01:14:32] Okay, down this- down this, uh, passageway, the canary, uh, spots a pit that lies ahead,

[01:14:38] uh, blocking the path for people without, uh, the ability to fly.

[01:14:42] Um, because, uh, it looks like it's a- a deep pit, um, and, uh, you- roll- roll perception

[01:14:52] as your- as your, uh, uh, as the canary is, like, looking around the, uh, this pit in the

[01:14:57] middle of the way.

[01:15:08] Okay.

[01:15:10] Something like that.

[01:15:11] It's just, like, kind of a large, deep pit.

[01:15:13] And, um, do you- do you- do you- do you hear, like, something moving around, uh, uh, at the

[01:15:17] bottom?

[01:15:18] Um, it's- it's a bit down.

[01:15:20] Okay.

[01:15:21] Okay.

[01:15:21] I will fly down into the pit.

[01:15:23] Okay.

[01:15:24] Uh, you- you see a moose-squatch.

[01:15:27] Not a- not a skeletal, filth- infested one, but a- looks like a- a living moose-squatch.

[01:15:35] Um, and it is trying to climb up or trying to get, like, like, it up, and it sees you

[01:15:39] and begins speaking to the canary in- in some kind of, like, guttural gibbering language,

[01:15:47] uh, as if it's trying to talk to the canary.

[01:15:50] Uh, but you do not understand what it is saying.

[01:15:52] Okay.

[01:15:53] Well, then I'll land nearby it, and kind of just cock my head to the side and bounce around

[01:15:59] a bit and chirp twice, and then disappear back into the pocket dimension.

[01:16:04] Okay.

[01:16:05] Uh, right before you do- like, and you're doing that, it's like- it- it kind- the moose-squatch

[01:16:09] kind of looks a little befuddled.

[01:16:10] Like, it also, like, tilts its head as like- blah blah blah blah.

[01:16:14] Like, it starts, like, trying to speak its guttural language again and just- and then- pop out.

[01:16:19] Yeah.

[01:16:19] Okay.

[01:16:20] Okay.

[01:16:22] So, um, I guess, uh, what is there around us currently?

[01:16:26] Uh, there is- ahead of you, like, in the space between you and that- that pit, it's just more

[01:16:32] of the ravine and the- the filth kind of oozing out of spots and some of that.

[01:16:36] Okay, are there any, like, filth waterfalls or anything?

[01:16:40] No?

[01:16:43] Oh, I- I see what- yeah, I- you want to find a way to transform and not-

[01:16:47] Um, yeah, no, there's- there's a boulder!

[01:16:50] Oh, there's mist!

[01:16:52] Yeah, yeah, you- yeah.

[01:16:53] You- yeah.

[01:16:53] I'm gonna run into the mist!

[01:16:55] Okay?

[01:16:55] He has never seen again.

[01:16:56] No.

[01:16:58] Cause I know what happens when you run into the mist, cause it's like my canary in.

[01:17:01] Yeah, okay.

[01:17:02] Uh, yeah, you guys look back as- yeah, you're looking around like for a place to hide and

[01:17:05] it's like, oh!

[01:17:07] Behind- the fog has like been following the entire-

[01:17:09] Oh, that's it?

[01:17:10] Yeah.

[01:17:12] I was not aware.

[01:17:13] Yeah.

[01:17:14] You guys never looked back.

[01:17:15] You guys could go forward.

[01:17:16] We couldn't-

[01:17:17] So when we make a decision, we can't go back and make- try a different decision?

[01:17:21] No.

[01:17:21] Oh, okay.

[01:17:21] This place is really like- it's- it's a maze of like- of meandering-

[01:17:25] And you're forced to go forward.

[01:17:27] Yeah.

[01:17:27] I see.

[01:17:29] Okay.

[01:17:30] Yeah.

[01:17:30] So yeah, you- you run through that fog and immediately like second later like as if

[01:17:34] come back out as Jacob.

[01:17:36] Yeah.

[01:17:38] Like dog go in, second later, man come out.

[01:17:40] Yup.

[01:17:42] Um, and yeah, you hear- you hear off in the distance just sort of like a grumbling sound

[01:17:47] and like sound of scratching- scratching against stone and rock.

[01:17:52] Do we have any rope on us?

[01:17:55] I got nothing, man.

[01:17:57] As we look over to nude man.

[01:17:59] It's like, oh right, yeah.

[01:18:00] Armor, shield, hammer, dick out.

[01:18:02] I got nothing.

[01:18:03] Okay.

[01:18:05] Realistically, our characters had rope if we were out adventuring.

[01:18:09] Would we have kept the rope with us while hunting?

[01:18:12] On your person.

[01:18:12] When you were- well-

[01:18:13] Like I had my backpack with me but for like hunting purposes.

[01:18:17] Would you guys- would you guys have grabbed it on- cause you guys all like started like

[01:18:20] running to find out what was happening with him and then you immediately ran to follow

[01:18:26] the whispering trees to find the stairs in the woods?

[01:18:30] Would you have like- I'd say we leave this up to a coincidence check.

[01:18:36] Like odd or even or something like that to see if you did actually grab some of your- some- some- some supplies

[01:18:42] from camp before you went off into the woods following the whispering trees.

[01:18:47] Okay.

[01:18:50] So, um, I guess Aaron do you want to use that one or two?

[01:18:54] Um, the- the grip, the book, the flip- the flip- the flip- the flip- the coin thing?

[01:18:58] Um, one- uh, one- uh, you guys have- you have some supplies to know.

[01:19:04] Okay.

[01:19:06] One.

[01:19:06] Okay.

[01:19:07] Yeah.

[01:19:07] So I grabbed my backpack.

[01:19:09] You're like-

[01:19:09] Oh, yes.

[01:19:12] Um, anybody listening, uh, and me, if- if they- in the previous, uh, uh, session, you get- there's- there's-

[01:19:20] mention that you guys- we did not go back to camp?

[01:19:22] Fuck it.

[01:19:24] Like- you guys went back to camp for a little bit.

[01:19:25] Just like- you get short of your sleep.

[01:19:27] No, I'm saying-

[01:19:28] No, it's- it's basically just when we were about to run out to see what the problem was-

[01:19:33] As I was running out, I grabbed my backpack.

[01:19:35] Yeah, exactly.

[01:19:36] It was all- it was there, so I just grabbed it.

[01:19:38] Yeah.

[01:19:38] I just didn't say I grabbed it.

[01:19:40] Yeah, and that's fine.

[01:19:41] Yeah.

[01:19:41] That's why we left it to a coincidence.

[01:19:43] Uh, there's a, uh, up ahead there is a moose squash.

[01:19:48] A non-filth infested one.

[01:19:50] It's down a pit, it can't seem to climb out.

[01:19:52] It tried to talk to me as a canary.

[01:19:55] Um.

[01:19:56] Like English?

[01:19:57] No.

[01:19:58] Okay.

[01:19:59] But I think the fact that-

[01:20:02] Like, I think if I was an actual real canary, I might have understood it.

[01:20:07] Because it's like a forest creature, so-

[01:20:10] Yeah, so it's probably trying to speak to me in like, a forest language.

[01:20:13] Hmm.

[01:20:14] Yeah.

[01:20:15] So, yeah.

[01:20:16] Have you got some rope?

[01:20:18] Yeah, I got the backpack that I happened to grab, thanks to that roll.

[01:20:22] Great!

[01:20:22] Fantastic!

[01:20:23] Okay, so I guess we'll move up ahead.

[01:20:25] How deep is the pit?

[01:20:27] Uh, let me see, I think I might have written that down.

[01:20:29] Um.

[01:20:34] Deep enough that a, that a large sized creature can't get out of it.

[01:20:40] Also, yeah, it's a large sized beast.

[01:20:43] Or like, man, but we able to anchor a large sized beast enough that he can climb out or we can pull him out.

[01:20:51] So, a thought does actually occur to me for you.

[01:20:53] If you want a little insight.

[01:20:58] Or is there anything nearby we can tie off to?

[01:21:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:21:01] That is strong enough.

[01:21:03] Craig, after all.

[01:21:04] 24.

[01:21:06] Um, there are some disparate rocks maybe, that are maybe large enough for you guys to like wrap around and get it.

[01:21:13] Mm-hmm.

[01:21:13] Um, also, you have somebody who can turn into an animal of, of various sizes and weights.

[01:21:20] Mm-hmm.

[01:21:21] And I mean, it is a, this thing that is about an eight foot tall man beast.

[01:21:26] Mm-hmm.

[01:21:26] With a minotaur head and probably like some muscular, similar musculature.

[01:21:30] But, I mean, if you become a moose or something similar, you could probably have the, the strength, uh, or weight to help, uh, help this thing climb out.

[01:21:41] Okay, let's see what, uh, stats for an elk are.

[01:21:45] I actually have...

[01:21:45] I could just turn into a griffin.

[01:21:48] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:21:49] Yeah?

[01:21:50] Yeah?

[01:21:51] Yeah.

[01:21:51] He just flies his ass out.

[01:21:53] I don't know if it's got the space for my wingspan.

[01:21:56] Yeah, it is, it's 15 to 20 feet.

[01:21:58] Uh, I would say like this, this particular area, like, it's a little bit of space.

[01:22:00] My spot is about 20 feet.

[01:22:02] And, uh, the, the, the cliffs go up about 50 feet into that, into that kind of murky, gloomy

[01:22:08] light of them.

[01:22:09] Mm-hmm.

[01:22:09] Okay, so giant elk stats for a moose.

[01:22:12] Uh, yeah.

[01:22:13] I did, I thought I had them, but apparently I just, I was using, uh, oh, actually maybe

[01:22:17] I have a bookmark here.

[01:22:19] I did!

[01:22:20] I did leave a bookmark.

[01:22:21] Not for the right page, but close enough.

[01:22:25] Um, what are the elks?

[01:22:31] Yeah.

[01:22:32] Because I have a giant elk, say.

[01:22:34] Yeah, giant elk.

[01:22:35] Yeah, huge, huge size beast.

[01:22:39] Um, yeah.

[01:22:41] Okay, so I can use the stats for that, for, uh, for a moose?

[01:22:44] Yep.

[01:22:44] Okay.

[01:22:44] That's what I was using for the moose, uh, in the previous game, so.

[01:22:47] So that's a huge size beast?

[01:22:49] Yes.

[01:22:49] Yeah, I like, well, an elk, yeah, a giant elk is basically a moose.

[01:22:53] And moose, I would count as...

[01:22:55] And this moose squatch is a large size creature, not a huge?

[01:22:57] Yeah.

[01:22:57] It's smaller?

[01:22:58] Yeah.

[01:22:59] Okay.

[01:23:01] Interesting.

[01:23:02] Some, some, well, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's, it is a moose-like creature,

[01:23:05] but it is more of like a humanoid moose-like creature.

[01:23:07] Oh, okay.

[01:23:08] Gotcha.

[01:23:09] Yeah.

[01:23:09] Do you want to send you a photo of this, uh, page?

[01:23:12] What, of the stats for giant elk?

[01:23:14] Yeah.

[01:23:14] I have it right here.

[01:23:15] Okay, cool.

[01:23:16] It's one of the ones I took pictures of.

[01:23:17] All right.

[01:23:18] Okay.

[01:23:19] Okay.

[01:23:20] Then, uh, yeah, okay, I guess when we get to the hole.

[01:23:24] Yeah, you, uh, you, you get to the hole, uh, you guys look in and, and see, uh, see

[01:23:30] this, this, uh, for lack of a better word, it's a mix between, a cross between a Sasquatch

[01:23:35] and a Minotaur, but instead of bull, it's moose.

[01:23:39] Uh, and it looks up, as it's scratching, it sees you guys, it hears you guys approaching,

[01:23:43] it looks up and, and, and it's like, oh!

[01:23:46] And then it begins trying to speak in its language, but then, um, uh, you guys all roll

[01:23:51] me a will save.

[01:23:54] Uh oh.

[01:23:56] I'm going to wind up returning in the game.

[01:23:59] Goddamn it.

[01:24:01] Will save.

[01:24:03] Um, I rolled a natural 20.

[01:24:07] 12.

[01:24:08] 12.

[01:24:09] Okay.

[01:24:10] Um, so you guys, that you get some static for like, some Gaia static in your head, um,

[01:24:17] but you're not really able to like pick it up.

[01:24:19] For, uh, for Jacob though, uh, you hear clearly through almost like a radio broadcast

[01:24:24] in your mind.

[01:24:26] Um, uh, you, you, you, you polluted?

[01:24:32] No.

[01:24:33] You, you help?

[01:24:35] Yeah.

[01:24:37] Good.

[01:24:38] Good.

[01:24:39] Uh, help.

[01:24:40] Help.

[01:24:41] Please.

[01:24:41] I'm going to take my hat off and pull out my canary and set it down.

[01:24:45] By the way.

[01:24:46] Oh!

[01:24:49] You, Newbert.

[01:24:52] Sure.

[01:24:53] Yeah.

[01:24:53] The whole time while he's, while it's, while this is, things telepathically talking to

[01:24:56] him, you guys are, he is still like gibbering and like doing that guttural gibbering, um,

[01:25:01] like, uh, um, speech with its mouth.

[01:25:06] Is Jacob also talking about that?

[01:25:08] No, no, he's, it's through his head.

[01:25:10] Okay, cool.

[01:25:12] Yeah.

[01:25:12] Okay.

[01:25:13] Uh, to parley for all say.

[01:25:18] You have, you trapper?

[01:25:20] He says to you.

[01:25:21] You trappers?

[01:25:23] No.

[01:25:25] He speaks trapper talk.

[01:25:27] He speaks trapper talk.

[01:25:29] He speaks trapper talk.

[01:25:30] He speaks trapper talk.

[01:25:30] Yes, he does.

[01:25:33] Uh, rope.

[01:25:34] Rope.

[01:25:35] Rope.

[01:25:35] Put the backpack down on Zip and get the rope out.

[01:25:38] Great.

[01:25:39] Okay.

[01:25:40] So I will, uh, climb down the side of the pit with the rope.

[01:25:44] Yeah, he backs up a little bit later.

[01:25:45] It's, it's like a, like a, basically the same, like, the same, uh, rope at the same size

[01:25:51] as the top of the pit.

[01:25:52] So like, about 15 feet in at the bottom.

[01:25:55] Okay.

[01:25:56] Okay.

[01:25:58] Um, I thought we were just gonna put the rope down there and he grabs onto it and we pull

[01:26:08] him up.

[01:26:10] I don't know if we can.

[01:26:11] He's a large sized creature.

[01:26:12] Sure.

[01:26:13] Yes, but you could turn into a large sized creature and he can climb himself up.

[01:26:17] Yes, that's the plan.

[01:26:19] But I can't turn into something right now.

[01:26:23] Oh.

[01:26:24] Because there's nothing for me to hide behind.

[01:26:28] So, I'm going to cast Light on myself.

[01:26:32] Don't you have flashbangs for this purpose?

[01:26:34] I do, but they're kind of offensive.

[01:26:38] It's just temporary, it's fine.

[01:26:40] I'm going to cast Light on myself.

[01:26:43] Okay.

[01:26:43] Uh, and then I'm going to cast, um, Major Image.

[01:26:48] Okay.

[01:26:49] Uh, to make, uh, rainbow swirls and stuff.

[01:26:52] So you're gonna Sailor V.

[01:26:53] I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna Sailor V, uh, my change into an elk.

[01:26:59] Okay.

[01:27:00] Yeah, alright, that happens.

[01:27:04] I can't believe I wasted a third level spell slot for that.

[01:27:07] At the bottom of the pit too, what are you doing down there?

[01:27:10] To turn into a giant elk.

[01:27:12] Now you're a giant elk that's stuck at the bottom of a pit.

[01:27:15] A pit that is like, what, 20 feet high?

[01:27:18] Yeah, about 20, 25 feet high.

[01:27:20] Okay, so I can basically turn my head and use my antlers to give him a ladder to climb out.

[01:27:25] And then I can step out of the pit.

[01:27:29] Wait, hang on, hang on, because the pit, the bottom of the pit is 15 feet across.

[01:27:34] And you have a large size creature plus your huge size creature.

[01:27:38] It's very, very crowded down here.

[01:27:42] It's very crowded down here, yes.

[01:27:46] Okay.

[01:27:48] Um, I'll make a roll to see if he's able to climb up.

[01:27:56] He is...

[01:27:57] He gets to do it with advantage. He's basically climbing a ladder.

[01:28:02] That's better. I rolled a one first.

[01:28:05] Steps on your antlers and just cracks your neck.

[01:28:08] You have to respawn now.

[01:28:10] Uh, no, that's a, yeah, that's a...

[01:28:12] He manages to like, awkwardly climb up your, uh...

[01:28:15] I like how we hang on.

[01:28:17] So you use a rope to get down there and...

[01:28:20] Yeah.

[01:28:20] This is a convoluted plan.

[01:28:22] Okay, whatever.

[01:28:22] There was nothing for me to hide behind up there.

[01:28:26] So you...

[01:28:27] We could have just not looked.

[01:28:29] While we're feeding it down, you changed.

[01:28:31] But the audience at home was still looking.

[01:28:34] Okay.

[01:28:35] Alright, so yeah, you guys...

[01:28:36] There's a fog wall that chases us at all times.

[01:28:40] I already used that once.

[01:28:42] You couldn't have the Sailor Bee transformation with...

[01:28:46] Anyway, whatever.

[01:28:47] He climbs up awkwardly out of the, uh, out of the, um, uh, the pit, uh, in front of you guys.

[01:28:52] In front of the two people that are up on the, at the top there.

[01:28:55] And then like a moment later, um, a moose just like, like, does a quick, like a small leap up out of the pit.

[01:29:05] You stay in the high jump.

[01:29:06] Yeah.

[01:29:06] Because moose can jump higher than houses.

[01:29:08] I really regret that we didn't make you just Animorph change.

[01:29:11] Yeah.

[01:29:14] It'd be a lot simpler.

[01:29:15] I like this way better.

[01:29:17] Yeah.

[01:29:18] Uh, okay, so...

[01:29:18] It's more thinky, for sure.

[01:29:20] Um, yeah, he, uh, he kinda like, as you know, finally like, he stretches a bit and, um, like, check, like, just like, looks around at you guys, looks at the situation, and begins grumbling and, um...

[01:29:31] And just like, wave to him.

[01:29:33] Yeah.

[01:29:33] Uh, and actually at this point, I will say eventually like, your static frequency starts kind of like, clearing up a little bit.

[01:29:42] Mm-hmm.

[01:29:42] Now that you're in closer proximity to him.

[01:29:44] And, um, uh, you start hearing in your head like a telepathic speech.

[01:29:47] I was like, uh, uh, thank you for, for helping, uh, name, uh, Road Watcher.

[01:29:58] Uh, name, Road Kill.

[01:30:03] I am what I eat.

[01:30:04] Yeah.

[01:30:07] No.

[01:30:07] Uh, no, Road Watcher, uh, Road Kill was his cousin.

[01:30:11] Uh, no.

[01:30:12] Road Watcher's dead now.

[01:30:13] Uh, calls himself Road Watch.

[01:30:15] Road Warrior has a carrying accent.

[01:30:19] Um, you, you, he like sniffs you guys and is like, ah, bees of Gaia.

[01:30:29] Yes.

[01:30:30] We friend.

[01:30:32] I, I would like to be friends, yes.

[01:30:35] We, we, we guardians, friends of Gaia.

[01:30:40] Certainly, we, we help Gaia.

[01:30:42] As do we.

[01:30:43] Good.

[01:30:44] You, you help, you help cleanse the grove.

[01:30:50] Yes.

[01:30:50] Yes.

[01:30:51] Good.

[01:30:52] Um, we have, we had, we have, uh, the guardians here had a, uh, uh, one of our friend, one of our, our kind, uh,

[01:31:06] uh, tainted by, by a leak of the darkness below.

[01:31:11] And it, uh, he, he changed and betrayed us all.

[01:31:15] And corrupted the, the grove.

[01:31:18] Uh, all others I believe dead.

[01:31:22] I haven't seen, uh, I haven't seen any, uh, I, I haven't seen anyone, any of the others.

[01:31:26] Um, and he is now trying to open, make, uh, he's trying to, to change the, he's trying to change the puddle of, of darkness into a lake in the grove.

[01:31:40] We can't have that.

[01:31:41] No.

[01:31:42] No.

[01:31:42] We, we'd start, we'd start pouring out of the grove and into your lands.

[01:31:47] We must stop this.

[01:31:50] Uh, come.

[01:31:51] I, I, you are, you are bees of Gaia.

[01:31:53] You can, you can help stop him.

[01:31:56] Uh, will you help me?

[01:31:58] Of course.

[01:31:59] Good.

[01:32:00] Good.

[01:32:00] Friends.

[01:32:00] Good friends.

[01:32:01] Good friends.

[01:32:02] This way.

[01:32:03] He begins walking, like, uh, he leap, or he, he, um, goes to almost fall into the pit again.

[01:32:11] And he's like, oh, shimmy.

[01:32:14] And like, he like begins shimmying across the ledge, the one ledge on the one side of the pit that you guys, you're confident you could shimmy across.

[01:32:22] Yeah, if he had to shimmy, we could probably walk on it.

[01:32:24] Yeah.

[01:32:24] Normally-ish.

[01:32:25] Yeah.

[01:32:25] Cause he's bigger than us.

[01:32:26] Yeah.

[01:32:26] Basically, I'm not, it's basically a shimmy that I'm not gonna like you guys roll.

[01:32:30] Okay.

[01:32:30] You could easily get past him.

[01:32:31] But yeah, yeah.

[01:32:32] And he, he manages to like do it.

[01:32:34] What about Jacob?

[01:32:34] Does he just jump into the pit and jump out again?

[01:32:36] I don't know.

[01:32:36] Step across.

[01:32:37] Yeah.

[01:32:38] Yeah.

[01:32:38] Do a real power move here.

[01:32:41] Alright, and uh, yeah, you guys, uh, yeah, um, Road Watcher will, uh, we'll begin taking you to, uh, like, like, like, we'll lead you guys to the, uh, the heart of the grove as he calls it.

[01:32:53] Um, and uh, yeah, uh, you guys, um, after, after a bit, like, you're kind of going through a, it's, it's a meandering of different, like, openings and, uh, and, and, uh, these, these gorge, or these, uh, ravine passages.

[01:33:06] Uh, you're not sure how he's able to, to like navigate it.

[01:33:09] No, like, cause like, it's all make, it doesn't make any sense to you guys.

[01:33:13] Like where he's going.

[01:33:13] Yeah, but Ziri knows where he's going.

[01:33:14] Yeah.

[01:33:15] Um, uh.

[01:33:17] That's the least weird thing in the situation I'd think right now.

[01:33:21] Yeah.

[01:33:22] Uh, he, he looks very forlorn though about the whole, like, the environment around here.

[01:33:26] And it's like, no, we, we don't know why, but some kind of leak of, from the dark place below.

[01:33:35] They, the, the, they, they, it started seeping out and our brother, our brother, uh, was, uh, was polluted by it.

[01:33:46] And, and turned.

[01:33:48] This place was once sacred, once full of life.

[01:33:53] Have you seen your, uh, your brother who turned?

[01:33:56] Um, like since he turned?

[01:33:58] Yes.

[01:34:00] Um, does he, does he have bones exposed on him?

[01:34:06] Or does he look much like yourself, just covered in black ooze?

[01:34:12] He is bigger and covered in the, in the, in the darkness.

[01:34:18] Okay.

[01:34:19] He, you, you, bones, you, you may have encountered some of our fallen.

[01:34:24] We have, we've encountered a couple, yes.

[01:34:27] Yes, he killed a bunch of them, uh, rendered their flesh from their bones and let the darkness puppet them.

[01:34:36] Okay.

[01:34:36] The whole time he's like speaking your mouth.

[01:34:38] Um, I, I ask because if possible, would you like us to attempt to save him from the darkness?

[01:34:47] Beyond saving.

[01:34:49] Okay.

[01:34:50] Yeah.

[01:34:51] Pack your blessing then.

[01:34:51] Okay.

[01:34:53] Sadly, only way, your death.

[01:34:58] Okay.

[01:34:59] Uh, all right.

[01:35:00] Uh, all right.

[01:35:00] And, uh, yeah, after about 15, 20, you're not really sure that it's that it feels like 15, 20 minutes or so or more.

[01:35:06] Mm-hmm.

[01:35:07] Um, you eventually come through, uh, the, um, the tunnel, the tunneling ravines open up, uh, to a girth of 60 feet and then taper back at a length of about 80 feet to create this sort of like 60 by 80 clearing area or like large area.

[01:35:24] Mm-hmm.

[01:35:25] Um, again, the walls are still like 50 to 60 feet up in the, uh, like 50, 50, 50 to 60 feet high up in the air.

[01:35:31] Um, the sky above you is still that kind of like gloomy light.

[01:35:35] Uh, but it's like, you see like this horrible, like, like, kind of almost like this creepy swirling of dark, like, of like black, like slick black smoke above.

[01:35:46] That's just swirling in a spiral above, above this area.

[01:35:49] Okay.

[01:35:50] Uh, and is, and, uh, there are rolling, roiling streams of filth splayed out like veins.

[01:35:57] Um, and they are, they're coming from this, this mass, which has multiple moose squatch corpses laid through it, like the bones and flesh.

[01:36:10] Like, no, not bones, flesh, just the flesh itself, like almost like covering it.

[01:36:15] And like, almost like, like the, like the, the flesh and the skins and the hides of these, of these moose squatches were flayed off their bones and used to like try and like blanket this horrible black beading mass of, uh, of, of growth.

[01:36:30] Um, ew.

[01:36:32] Yeah.

[01:36:33] Uh, and there are a series of pod-like growths, almost like giant, horrible, fecund, uh, mushrooms, um, like, uh, like kind of poking out from the, from the mass.

[01:36:44] Um, and each one has a person's face exposed from, uh, exposed through it.

[01:36:50] Person as in human?

[01:36:51] Yep.

[01:36:51] Uh, there are three of them, three of these stalks, these like oily black filth stalks, uh, with these faces on them.

[01:36:58] And the central pod has Sharon's face on it.

[01:37:01] Mm-hmm.

[01:37:01] Mm-hmm.

[01:37:02] And, uh, there is an audible deep heartbeat coming from this mass.

[01:37:08] Uh, and, uh, there does not appear to be anything else around in this clearing.

[01:37:15] Just this, like, these rivers of, these like streams and rivers of this black ooze that's pouring out of this mass at the very end of this, uh, this, this clearing.

[01:37:23] Like, it's, this clog, it's basically clogged up and, uh, clogged up the way, like, forward.

[01:37:28] Um, like, out from this, uh, this space.

[01:37:31] So it's just, you got your, your side and then that side.

[01:37:38] Okay.

[01:37:41] But no one else is here.

[01:37:43] You don't see anything.

[01:37:45] Uh, road watchers looking around, it's like, be on guard.

[01:37:50] No, this is no good.

[01:37:52] Yeah, this is too easy.

[01:37:54] What, uh, what was your betrayer's name?

[01:37:57] Um, I almost wanted to be a road killer.

[01:38:01] Uh, no.

[01:38:01] Um, uh, I, I, we do not speak his name anymore.

[01:38:08] His name has been, has been removed from the record.

[01:38:11] So how do we call him out?

[01:38:13] The Dark One.

[01:38:14] Ah.

[01:38:18] Does he, do we know that in his language?

[01:38:20] Um, he, it's like, he can, he'll actually just shout it out.

[01:38:22] Like, yeah, you can shout it out.

[01:38:24] Call.

[01:38:25] Call for him.

[01:38:26] All right.

[01:38:27] So you hear this, like, uh, or, uh.

[01:38:29] He pulls out a phone, he dials a phone number.

[01:38:32] Road watcher, like, steps forward, all like, like, trepiditiously.

[01:38:35] And, like, Ray is like.

[01:38:37] It's a motorball eraser.

[01:38:40] Flips it open, it's like.

[01:38:41] It's like.

[01:38:42] What's up, Dark One?

[01:38:45] Here.

[01:38:46] You know.

[01:38:47] Here, where you at?

[01:38:48] Yeah.

[01:38:48] You know, he, he, he steps forward and just, like, lets out this guttural roar.

[01:38:52] Um.

[01:38:53] That echoes across this, this, this, uh, this space.

[01:38:57] And, uh.

[01:38:58] Uh.

[01:38:59] A few seconds later, uh.

[01:39:00] A reciprocating, echoing, reverberating roar.

[01:39:06] Kind of cascades across the walls.

[01:39:08] From the, from beyond, beyond the, uh.

[01:39:11] The, the black mass.

[01:39:13] Like, in front of you guys.

[01:39:14] And then, this thing leaps across, like, from under, like, it leaps, it leaps from behind the mass.

[01:39:22] Um.

[01:39:23] Like, it just trudges down and slides down to, to, like, to the ground.

[01:39:27] In front of the, the beating, uh.

[01:39:30] Mass with your friend, with your friend and a couple of other people, like, kind of in these stocks.

[01:39:34] And, uh, he's wielding a horrible, wicked, uh, like, uh, club made with antlers in it, on it.

[01:39:42] Uh, and, uh, and there's just filth webbed all over it and such.

[01:39:45] And this thing looks like, looks like your, looks like, uh, your new friend, Road Watcher.

[01:39:51] But is far more, like, mutated and buffed up through, like, tumorous protrusions, um, for muscles.

[01:39:59] And he's, uh, writhing with black tentacles.

[01:40:02] And, uh, and horrible, like, piercing red eyes.

[01:40:06] And just, like.

[01:40:06] He's on the bad steroids.

[01:40:08] Yeah.

[01:40:08] And he just, like, roars like a, like a bear at you guys.

[01:40:13] And then, uh, yeah.

[01:40:14] Um.

[01:40:15] He was liver king.

[01:40:17] Yeah.

[01:40:19] Uh, yeah.

[01:40:20] And as he leaps out, um, from the, the webbed filth and such.

[01:40:25] Um.

[01:40:27] Uh, two more, uh, filth skeletons.

[01:40:30] The, the moose squatch skeletons, uh, come out of the, uh, come out of puddles and stuff of that.

[01:40:34] In this, uh, in this chamber as well.

[01:40:37] So there's two of four of them?

[01:40:39] Yep.

[01:40:40] Okay.

[01:40:40] Well, no, there's three.

[01:40:42] There's three.

[01:40:43] Oh, sorry.

[01:40:43] I thought there was him.

[01:40:44] Sorry.

[01:40:45] Yeah.

[01:40:46] Uh, Road Warrior, or Road Watcher looks to you guys, it's like.

[01:40:53] Sorry.

[01:40:54] It's okay.

[01:40:56] Uh, Road Watcher, um, turns to you guys, it's like.

[01:40:59] Uh, I, I can try and, and, and the, the, the people, the, your, your, the people on the, uh, on the, uh, on the heart of, of, of, of, on the heart of darkness.

[01:41:14] Uh, that's a movie.

[01:41:18] So.

[01:41:19] Um, I can, I can try and get them out.

[01:41:23] Um.

[01:41:24] Only if you do so safely.

[01:41:26] I, I will try.

[01:41:28] And yeah, he's going to try and, yeah, he's gonna have, on his turn, he'll be trying to get across the, uh, the battle arena.

[01:41:35] And, and, and get to the, uh, the heart.

[01:41:37] Okay.

[01:41:38] All right, so initiatives.

[01:41:40] Since we're kind of going into this now.

[01:41:41] Okay.

[01:41:51] Fourteen.

[01:41:52] Nice.

[01:41:53] Fourteen.

[01:41:53] Dirty.

[01:41:54] Twenty.

[01:41:56] Fourteen.

[01:41:56] Dirty.

[01:41:57] And what was that, Jacob?

[01:41:58] Or, no, what was that, uh, Marcel?

[01:42:01] Fifteen.

[01:42:01] Fifteen.

[01:42:02] All right, now I'm gonna roll for these guys.

[01:42:05] Let's go to.

[01:42:10] Yeah, pretty much.

[01:42:11] Pretty much, yeah.

[01:42:17] This is what we're doing.

[01:42:19] I know that's probably copyrighted, but I only used eight seconds of it.

[01:42:22] I hear like that's pretty.

[01:42:23] Yeah, that's fine.

[01:42:25] Uh, all right.

[01:42:26] So, top of the round, Jacob.

[01:42:30] All right.

[01:42:31] I'm a moose.

[01:42:32] I'm gonna charge in.

[01:42:33] All right.

[01:42:35] Hey you.

[01:42:35] Hey you boo boo.

[01:42:37] Um.

[01:42:39] Yeah, I'm gonna.

[01:42:41] Yeah.

[01:42:42] Uh, uh, uh, uh, how are they arrayed?

[01:42:45] Uh, they are, so basically there's a central one, like the, the big, the dark one.

[01:42:49] Uh, and then there are these, the two skeletons have kind of appeared off to his side, like

[01:42:53] left and right.

[01:42:54] To kind of block your way from getting to the, the heart.

[01:42:58] I'm gonna go for the big one.

[01:42:59] Okay.

[01:43:00] The one in the middle.

[01:43:01] All right.

[01:43:01] I'm, and I'm gonna charge.

[01:43:03] Mm-hmm.

[01:43:04] Because, uh, that's a thing that I can do.

[01:43:07] And it, um, gives me some, some benefits, I believe.

[01:43:12] I believe I get a pretty excellent thing.

[01:43:16] A pretty excellent thing, eh?

[01:43:18] Yes.

[01:43:19] Charge.

[01:43:19] Yes.

[01:43:20] The move.

[01:43:20] Elk moves at least 20 feet.

[01:43:25] And then hits with a ram attack.

[01:43:26] And the same turn, the target takes an extra 2 die 6 damage.

[01:43:32] Okay.

[01:43:32] Yeah.

[01:43:32] So, uh, uh, there's a 21 hit.

[01:43:42] A 21 will hit.

[01:43:46] Okay.

[01:43:48] So I get to do 4 die 6 damage.

[01:43:51] Okay.

[01:43:57] Basically like a mini kind of fight going on here.

[01:44:00] 10, 15, 16, 17, 18 plus 4 is 22.

[01:44:07] All right.

[01:44:08] So that's, uh, 22 damage.

[01:44:10] Okay.

[01:44:10] Give me a second.

[01:44:11] I got a, uh, right.

[01:44:20] All right.

[01:44:20] Okay.

[01:44:21] Okay.

[01:44:21] And he has to give me a, um, strength save.

[01:44:29] Wow.

[01:44:32] That's a 1.

[01:44:34] Okay.

[01:44:34] So that was not going to beat my DC 14.

[01:44:37] Nope.

[01:44:37] So he gets to be knocked prone.

[01:44:39] Okay.

[01:44:39] Yeah.

[01:44:40] Just come at him, knock him prone.

[01:44:43] Okay.

[01:44:44] Uh, and then I get to follow up with my hooves.

[01:44:48] Yep.

[01:44:49] No, because I don't have multi attack.

[01:44:51] Oh, okay.

[01:44:51] Good.

[01:44:54] No.

[01:44:54] Okay.

[01:44:55] Good.

[01:44:55] Yeah.

[01:44:56] Good.

[01:44:56] He doesn't want him to one shot him.

[01:44:59] Oh, he's not one shotting him.

[01:45:01] Mm-hmm.

[01:45:01] And, uh, by the way, Aaron, I've got a surprise for you for this game, for this fight.

[01:45:05] Okay.

[01:45:05] Well then I'm going to spend an anima.

[01:45:07] Mm-hmm.

[01:45:08] Now he's going to spend an anima?

[01:45:10] And I'm going to attack him again.

[01:45:11] And I'm going to mangle him.

[01:45:13] All right.

[01:45:14] Go for it.

[01:45:15] You shouldn't have to do it.

[01:45:18] Oh.

[01:45:19] I'm going to make my attack rolls.

[01:45:21] And he's prone.

[01:45:30] Uh, so 12 plus 6 is 18.

[01:45:34] Does that hit?

[01:45:35] Uh, yeah.

[01:45:37] Okay.

[01:45:38] And second one.

[01:45:43] Uh, that might not hit.

[01:45:44] Uh, 9 plus 6 is, uh, 15.

[01:45:48] 15.

[01:45:49] To hit?

[01:45:50] Oh, to hit him?

[01:45:51] Uh, actually I don't think that will.

[01:45:53] Second.

[01:45:54] So the second one.

[01:45:55] No, that does not hit.

[01:45:57] Okay.

[01:45:57] So I only hit him with one of my mangle attacks for 6 damage.

[01:46:07] Okay.

[01:46:11] All right.

[01:46:12] Okay.

[01:46:12] That's it for me.

[01:46:13] Well, actually, at the end of your turn, he is going to spend a legendary action.

[01:46:20] Okay.

[01:46:21] And he is going to spend two actions, actually.

[01:46:26] And, uh, I need all of you guys to roll me a will save.

[01:46:37] Wisdom save?

[01:46:38] Uh, yes.

[01:46:39] Wisdom save, yeah.

[01:46:40] 17.

[01:46:42] 17.

[01:46:43] 23.

[01:46:44] 23.

[01:46:46] Uh, 14 and 4 is 18, 19, 20, 21.

[01:46:52] 21?

[01:46:52] Okay.

[01:46:53] Um, as you guys all kind of get this, like, psychic feedback, um, through, like, basically

[01:46:59] the, uh, your, uh, your Gaia static in your mind, um, begins kind of going, like, almost

[01:47:05] like somebody's, like, very aggressively tuning through it.

[01:47:08] Uh, and you're, like, it's hurting your head, but you're able to kind of, like, shake

[01:47:12] it off.

[01:47:12] Um, but, uh, next up is going to be, uh, one of the other skeletons.

[01:47:25] Um, and actually he's going to try and, uh, help out his master and, uh, go after you.

[01:47:31] So this is one of the Minotaur skeletons.

[01:47:33] Okay.

[01:47:35] So he is going to come at you with, uh, with, uh...

[01:47:37] Come at me, bro.

[01:47:38] Let's do this.

[01:47:39] Uh, that is going to be...

[01:47:42] Just a 29.

[01:47:47] Shut up.

[01:47:49] Completely forgot about that.

[01:47:53] You know, just for that.

[01:47:58] You know what I said to kill you last?

[01:48:00] I'm not.

[01:48:04] Um...

[01:48:05] Just get better again.

[01:48:06] Yeah.

[01:48:09] Um...

[01:48:10] 18, Hayden?

[01:48:12] Yes.

[01:48:13] Yes, it does.

[01:48:14] Okay.

[01:48:15] Yes, it does.

[01:48:16] It does.

[01:48:19] It does.

[01:48:20] That is going to be 19 damage.

[01:48:33] As, uh, he begins just clawing at you.

[01:48:37] Okay.

[01:48:40] And, uh...

[01:48:42] Next up is going to be, um...

[01:48:48] Marcel.

[01:48:49] Sorry, how much damage?

[01:48:51] Uh, 19.

[01:48:53] This isn't even my battle form.

[01:48:56] That's you.

[01:48:57] Poof.

[01:49:00] Yeah, Marcel, you're up.

[01:49:02] So, he's attacking the big guy.

[01:49:05] Yeah.

[01:49:06] And then one of the slightly less big guys is attacking him from behind.

[01:49:10] Yeah.

[01:49:11] I'm going to run in behind that one.

[01:49:13] And charge for the heavenly strike.

[01:49:15] Okay.

[01:49:16] The other one's going to run in behind you.

[01:49:18] And then Dave's going to run in behind him.

[01:49:20] Yep.

[01:49:20] Sounds about right.

[01:49:21] It's just going to be a massage train where we're beating the shit out of each other.

[01:49:25] Does a 25 hit?

[01:49:27] Does a 25 hit?

[01:49:28] Yeah.

[01:49:32] Uh...

[01:49:33] Yeah, a 25 is going to hit.

[01:49:34] You jackass.

[01:49:39] That's...

[01:49:41] Uh...

[01:49:42] 10...

[01:49:44] 15...

[01:49:44] 15 radiant damage and he has to save our game is blinded.

[01:49:48] Uh...

[01:49:49] Which one are you attacking?

[01:49:50] The one that's...

[01:49:50] The one that's attacking his backside.

[01:49:52] Okay, well it's a skeleton, so...

[01:49:53] One of the skeletons.

[01:49:54] Yeah.

[01:49:55] So it doesn't do the blind side.

[01:49:56] Whatever.

[01:49:57] But, um...

[01:49:58] Sorry, how much damage is that?

[01:49:59] Sorry.

[01:49:59] 15 radiant.

[01:50:01] 15 double radiant bludgeoning.

[01:50:03] So 30 damage.

[01:50:04] Yeah.

[01:50:05] Okay.

[01:50:06] Uh...

[01:50:06] Yeah, it did not like that at all, but, um...

[01:50:08] It is still up.

[01:50:12] Unfortunately, I was a charge.

[01:50:13] I can't do the game.

[01:50:14] Yeah.

[01:50:15] But...

[01:50:16] Uh...

[01:50:16] Alright, so...

[01:50:17] Next up is John.

[01:50:20] Okay.

[01:50:21] So, um...

[01:50:22] You didn't have a flanky skeleton.

[01:50:26] Do I though?

[01:50:26] Did you get behind him?

[01:50:27] Yeah.

[01:50:28] He does.

[01:50:28] Jacob does.

[01:50:29] Yeah.

[01:50:31] Um...

[01:50:31] Okay.

[01:50:33] So there's...

[01:50:34] Main one that's being attacked by Moose Man.

[01:50:37] Yeah.

[01:50:37] Who's being attacked by, uh...

[01:50:40] Uh...

[01:50:40] The smaller one?

[01:50:42] So...

[01:50:42] By another moose...

[01:50:43] By another moose...

[01:50:44] So, the Dark Moose Man...

[01:50:46] Yes.

[01:50:46] Is being...

[01:50:47] Is being trounced by...

[01:50:48] Uh...

[01:50:49] By Jacob, who's a moose.

[01:50:50] Yeah.

[01:50:51] Jacob...

[01:50:51] Jacob, who's a moose, is being attacked by a skeletal filth-ridden...

[01:50:57] Moose.

[01:50:57] Moose Man skeleton.

[01:50:59] Then a man the size of a moose...

[01:51:01] Runs up.

[01:51:03] It's leaving...

[01:51:03] There's still one Moose Man skeleton...

[01:51:05] To the right.

[01:51:07] Okay.

[01:51:08] On...

[01:51:08] That has not engaged yet.

[01:51:10] Okay.

[01:51:10] I'm gonna hassle the one that's by himself then.

[01:51:13] How about that?

[01:51:13] You're gonna hassle the Hoffman?

[01:51:15] Yeah.

[01:51:15] I'm gonna hassle him real good.

[01:51:17] Um...

[01:51:17] Or at least attempt to...

[01:51:21] Unfortunately...

[01:51:21] Don't have much I can do aside from shooting bullets at him.

[01:51:24] So I'm...

[01:51:25] Um...

[01:51:25] Actually, I can Hunter's Mark.

[01:51:27] So, yeah.

[01:51:28] I'll...

[01:51:28] Hunter's Mark him for a bonus action...

[01:51:31] To hopefully kill him faster.

[01:51:34] You need to find a spell that gives you radiant damage on your bullets.

[01:51:39] Uh...

[01:51:40] Well, one thing I was going to do was, um...

[01:51:43] Do...

[01:51:43] Um...

[01:51:44] Magic Weapon...

[01:51:45] With my...

[01:51:46] Actually, yeah.

[01:51:47] So instead of Hunter's Mark, I'm gonna do Magic Weapon.

[01:51:49] Where's my face?

[01:51:49] There it is.

[01:51:50] Yeah.

[01:51:51] A Magic Weapon turns, uh...

[01:51:54] A Mundane Weapon that I'm using into a Magic Weapon.

[01:51:58] Okay.

[01:51:58] So it does Magic Damage now and additional damage on top of that.

[01:52:02] Just like a flat increase of damage.

[01:52:05] So...

[01:52:06] That is...

[01:52:06] That's real smart.

[01:52:07] It is.

[01:52:12] You know what?

[01:52:12] I'm not planning on using that.

[01:52:14] So I'm gonna cast this at a 4th level spell slot.

[01:52:17] Oh, shit.

[01:52:18] It doesn't give it too much more, but it's better.

[01:52:21] I might as well use that then...

[01:52:23] So, yeah.

[01:52:25] Because I can't go that high.

[01:52:27] So...

[01:52:27] Um...

[01:52:28] I cast some Magic Mumbo Jumbo on my gun.

[01:52:30] It glows.

[01:52:31] I guess.

[01:52:33] Yeah.

[01:52:33] I'm sure there's somatic and vocal components to it.

[01:52:36] Yeah.

[01:52:37] And, yeah.

[01:52:38] So that's buffed.

[01:52:39] Now I'm just gonna unload on this guy and see what happens.

[01:52:42] Okay.

[01:52:43] You shake it above your head.

[01:52:44] Hey, y'all.

[01:52:45] Watch this.

[01:52:46] Yeah.

[01:52:47] So the...

[01:52:48] How far away are they?

[01:52:49] Um...

[01:52:50] So...

[01:52:51] They were about...

[01:52:52] They jumped in.

[01:52:53] They were probably about...

[01:52:54] Okay.

[01:52:54] So this is...

[01:52:55] Let's actually have a map.

[01:52:59] I don't have a shit paper right now, but...

[01:53:01] Chris is getting a map out?

[01:53:02] That's a...

[01:53:04] There's not that many guys.

[01:53:06] That...

[01:53:06] Well, I also want to just like...

[01:53:08] I want to have this kind of figured out.

[01:53:10] Because I even like went to the trouble of giving like dimensions to this location.

[01:53:13] Did you throw a map on the table earlier?

[01:53:15] No, it was not the right map.

[01:53:17] Oh, okay.

[01:53:18] So...

[01:53:21] So like...

[01:53:26] So this is where you guys came in.

[01:53:34] But we were lit safe.

[01:53:35] Crap.

[01:53:40] Uh...

[01:53:40] So probably about...

[01:53:41] They're about 40 feet away from you guys probably.

[01:53:43] Or like...

[01:53:44] Okay.

[01:53:45] 30 or 40 feet away.

[01:53:46] Because they jumped down and got down here like somewhere in like...

[01:53:51] Not quite at the halfway point, but close.

[01:53:53] Okay.

[01:53:53] And this is about an 80 foot stretch.

[01:53:57] Okay.

[01:53:58] Yeah.

[01:53:58] So then everybody's on him basically.

[01:54:00] Yeah.

[01:54:00] Except for the one guy that's over here or something.

[01:54:02] Yeah.

[01:54:02] And then me and Road Watcher.

[01:54:06] Yeah.

[01:54:06] Road Watcher has not been able to...

[01:54:08] He hasn't moved yet.

[01:54:08] Yeah.

[01:54:09] This is still the first round.

[01:54:10] Okay.

[01:54:12] So I'll point to Road Watcher.

[01:54:15] I don't know if I should tell him to go on the side where the bad guy is or not.

[01:54:19] Probably not.

[01:54:19] So I'll point to Road Watcher to go around the other side as I hassle the Hoth on this side.

[01:54:26] Okay.

[01:54:26] Okay.

[01:54:27] Fair enough.

[01:54:28] So I'm out shooting with magic bullets and see how they do.

[01:54:31] Okay.

[01:54:40] I buy a sandwich.

[01:54:41] I wish that Lucy's investigating.

[01:54:42] Yeah.

[01:54:42] Of course.

[01:54:43] That's how this works.

[01:54:44] Lucy is of course going to be investigating.

[01:54:46] Total of 23.

[01:54:48] That was for damage?

[01:54:49] For hit.

[01:54:49] For hit?

[01:54:50] That'll get it.

[01:54:51] I threw it as much.

[01:54:53] You guys have been fighting these guys for the last hour or so.

[01:54:57] Yep.

[01:54:58] However long you've been here.

[01:54:59] It's kind of like time doesn't really work in this place.

[01:55:02] We're going to get back out and it's going to be 2027.

[01:55:04] Yeah.

[01:55:05] You never know.

[01:55:07] You've been gone for three weeks.

[01:55:13] Damage is...

[01:55:17] It's a total of 15 magical bludgeoning damage I get.

[01:55:21] Or magical piercing damage.

[01:55:23] Magical.

[01:55:24] Yeah.

[01:55:24] Because it turns it into a magic weapon.

[01:55:27] I don't know if that...

[01:55:28] It just makes it normal.

[01:55:29] Yeah.

[01:55:29] Okay.

[01:55:30] It's not going to be like...

[01:55:30] Because it's piercing, right?

[01:55:32] Yes.

[01:55:33] Yeah.

[01:55:33] So it's just going to be regular damage.

[01:55:34] That's fine.

[01:55:35] It's going to be the style.

[01:55:35] Okay.

[01:55:36] So sorry.

[01:55:37] How much damage was that?

[01:55:38] Shit.

[01:55:41] You figure one of us would remember.

[01:55:48] 15.

[01:55:49] Okay.

[01:55:49] I believe.

[01:55:50] Yes.

[01:55:52] So maybe it's like, no, it was this one.

[01:55:54] Yeah, probably.

[01:55:55] You idiots.

[01:56:00] 17 actually.

[01:56:01] For sure.

[01:56:02] Because I...

[01:56:03] Yeah.

[01:56:12] It is 15.

[01:56:13] I did the math three times.

[01:56:15] I got 15 twice.

[01:56:16] And 17 won't.

[01:56:16] So I'll go with 15.

[01:56:17] Let's go with 15.

[01:56:18] Got it.

[01:56:19] All right.

[01:56:20] So that's my first solo three shots.

[01:56:22] And I get to fire again.

[01:56:23] Okay.

[01:56:23] So I'll go in there.

[01:56:24] That one might miss.

[01:56:26] Oh, no.

[01:56:26] That's a nine.

[01:56:27] That's better.

[01:56:29] Total of 21.

[01:56:31] That'll hit for sure.

[01:56:32] Cool.

[01:56:33] Damage.

[01:56:35] Oh, okay.

[01:56:35] It's looking better.

[01:56:37] 16 damage.

[01:56:38] Okay.

[01:56:41] And I'll move 30 feet.

[01:56:44] Kind of on an arc.

[01:56:46] Sort of towards him, but not really.

[01:56:47] Mainly just over to the wall.

[01:56:49] Yeah.

[01:56:49] Towards the wall.

[01:56:50] To get him basically looking at you and not the other side.

[01:56:54] Ideally.

[01:56:55] Okay.

[01:56:56] All right.

[01:56:57] Next we have the dark one.

[01:56:59] So he is going to try...

[01:57:04] Well, I guess he's going to get up from being prone.

[01:57:10] So does he...

[01:57:11] Yeah, he just...

[01:57:12] Aaron.

[01:57:13] For getting from prone, that's...

[01:57:15] Half your move.

[01:57:16] That's half your move, this week?

[01:57:17] Okay.

[01:57:17] Well, you're there anyway, so that's what he wants to hurt.

[01:57:20] So he gets up and just kind of just like with his giant filthy club of antlers, just...

[01:57:27] At you.

[01:57:29] And we'll see if he does it.

[01:57:35] That's going to be 21.

[01:57:37] Yeah, that'll hit.

[01:57:39] Okay.

[01:57:41] So that is going to be unfortunate.

[01:57:46] So...

[01:57:47] All right.

[01:57:56] So that is 12 bashing damage, plus 7 filth damage.

[01:58:07] Okay, so 19 damage again.

[01:58:10] Yeah.

[01:58:11] And you are covered in filth, which is not great.

[01:58:21] Nice.

[01:58:21] Nice.

[01:58:21] Oh, shit.

[01:58:22] That takes me to 38.

[01:58:23] Okay.

[01:58:26] Actually, if you are...

[01:58:27] You know, you're covered in filth.

[01:58:32] I believe...

[01:58:33] Am I still covered in filth?

[01:58:35] Are you...

[01:58:35] Do you transform into a person?

[01:58:36] Yeah.

[01:58:37] Yeah, I've been...

[01:58:37] I've been knocked...

[01:58:39] Knocked back and down.

[01:58:41] Actually, roll a strength test, because it was also like a club.

[01:58:44] Like, you like whacked you.

[01:58:45] So like, see if he...

[01:58:45] You got thrown back.

[01:58:57] Uh, 12?

[01:58:59] Yeah.

[01:59:00] You're tossed back about 5 feet.

[01:59:03] Okay.

[01:59:04] But you are not covered in filth.

[01:59:06] Okay.

[01:59:07] You were, for a moment...

[01:59:08] Like, that's what basically destroyed...

[01:59:10] Like, you basically just ate away your previous form.

[01:59:14] Okay.

[01:59:16] And, uh...

[01:59:17] Yeah.

[01:59:18] That is...

[01:59:18] Hang on.

[01:59:19] Does he have a...

[01:59:22] He does get another attack.

[01:59:26] That is going to be...

[01:59:28] Um...

[01:59:30] Uh...

[01:59:30] Who...

[01:59:31] You're...

[01:59:31] You're there too, or you're in that area, right?

[01:59:33] Yeah.

[01:59:34] I'm in the vicinity.

[01:59:34] Yeah.

[01:59:35] He's going to go after...

[01:59:36] He's just going to go for you and try and, uh...

[01:59:38] Gore you.

[01:59:45] That is going to be...

[01:59:49] 10.

[01:59:50] No.

[01:59:51] Okay.

[01:59:51] Now, did he move past this one?

[01:59:53] Hmm?

[01:59:54] Well, he got knocked back, like...

[01:59:55] A couple of feet, so...

[01:59:56] Oh, yeah.

[01:59:57] Knocked back and prone.

[01:59:58] Yeah.

[01:59:59] Yeah.

[02:00:00] Yeah.

[02:00:01] Okay.

[02:00:02] Well, that's all he can do for now.

[02:00:04] Um...

[02:00:05] And, uh...

[02:00:06] Next one up is going to be...

[02:00:09] Road Watcher, who is...

[02:00:12] Crawling, running quickly around the other...

[02:00:15] The sort of, um...

[02:00:17] The opening that he has on the one side.

[02:00:19] Uh...

[02:00:19] So he'll get...

[02:00:20] He'll probably get to the heart next turn.

[02:00:22] Or next round.

[02:00:24] Um...

[02:00:24] But next up after that is the skeleton that I believe, um...

[02:00:28] John is dealing with.

[02:00:30] Mm-hmm.

[02:00:31] So he is going to try and gore you.

[02:00:33] Now...

[02:00:33] Hold on.

[02:00:33] Mm-hmm.

[02:00:35] I'm pretty sure the initiative order went the one that was trying to kill him.

[02:00:38] No.

[02:00:39] So...

[02:00:39] This guy hasn't done anything yet.

[02:00:40] All he's done this entire fight is stand there and be shot by me.

[02:00:43] This is the last one.

[02:00:43] Yeah.

[02:00:44] Yeah.

[02:00:44] My bad.

[02:00:45] Sorry.

[02:00:45] Sorry.

[02:00:45] Sorry.

[02:00:49] Um...

[02:00:49] Dave?

[02:00:51] Do you want me to re-roll or not?

[02:00:53] Because it did not go...

[02:00:54] I did not end up rolling it into the, uh...

[02:00:55] In my box.

[02:00:57] It's not that one.

[02:00:58] It's like a wand on the table.

[02:00:59] It's your call.

[02:01:01] I always dictate by the box, personally.

[02:01:04] But you can do whatever you want.

[02:01:06] If you like the roll, go for it.

[02:01:07] Yeah.

[02:01:07] Yeah.

[02:01:08] Okay.

[02:01:08] Because that's going to be a 25.

[02:01:12] That hits.

[02:01:13] Yeah.

[02:01:14] Yeah.

[02:01:14] Definitely hits.

[02:01:16] Uh...

[02:01:17] Uh...

[02:01:27] That is going to be...

[02:01:33] 12 damage.

[02:01:35] Um...

[02:01:35] Uh...

[02:01:35] Piercing damage.

[02:01:36] And I need you to roll me a...

[02:01:38] Strength test.

[02:01:39] Or a Strength check.

[02:01:45] That's not very good.

[02:01:49] Nine.

[02:01:50] Nine?

[02:01:51] You are, uh...

[02:01:52] Not Pro.

[02:01:54] Like, Nox back about 10 feet and not Pro.

[02:01:57] Alrighty.

[02:01:59] Uh...

[02:02:00] So...

[02:02:00] Oh, so it was taking 3 fire damage.

[02:02:02] Okay.

[02:02:03] It was 13 damage, you said?

[02:02:04] 13.

[02:02:04] Uh...

[02:02:05] Hang on.

[02:02:06] It was...

[02:02:07] No, you said 12, I think.

[02:02:08] Yeah, 12.

[02:02:09] Okay.

[02:02:09] I didn't call it.

[02:02:10] You should have taken 3 fire damage.

[02:02:12] I forgot to call it.

[02:02:13] Hmm?

[02:02:13] For who?

[02:02:14] Uh...

[02:02:14] The Dark One should have taken 3 fire damage as well.

[02:02:16] Okay.

[02:02:17] He hit...

[02:02:18] When he hit Jacob.

[02:02:19] Hit that one.

[02:02:20] Okay, so he's got that damage.

[02:02:23] Uh...

[02:02:24] Uh...

[02:02:25] And next up is going to be...

[02:02:27] So, uh...

[02:02:28] That is what that guy can do.

[02:02:29] So, top of the round.

[02:02:31] Jacob.

[02:02:32] Alright.

[02:02:33] So, uh...

[02:02:33] I'm on my ass.

[02:02:34] I am back in human form.

[02:02:40] Ouch.

[02:02:41] Oh.

[02:02:42] Okay.

[02:02:42] I'm going to spend half my movement to stand.

[02:02:44] Okay.

[02:02:47] Um...

[02:02:53] I'm going to hit him with Firebolt.

[02:02:56] Okay.

[02:03:04] Sorry, I forgot to put the suppressor on.

[02:03:06] Hey, Richard, I kind of like...

[02:03:07] When you lean up the page for it.

[02:03:10] Like, it seemed to work better.

[02:03:12] But you just liked it because it was shorter.

[02:03:14] Yeah.

[02:03:19] Aaron prefers to blow it.

[02:03:21] Yeah.

[02:03:21] And then it stabilizes.

[02:03:28] Uh...

[02:03:29] Okay.

[02:03:29] So, that's...

[02:03:31] I assume you're targeting the filth of the dark one.

[02:03:34] Yeah.

[02:03:34] Does an 18 hit?

[02:03:36] Uh...

[02:03:36] An 18 will hit.

[02:03:37] Okay.

[02:03:38] So, that's...

[02:03:40] 2 die 10, I believe.

[02:03:45] Firebolt.

[02:03:47] Yeah.

[02:03:47] 2 die 10.

[02:03:49] Okay.

[02:03:50] This one.

[02:03:51] This one.

[02:03:53] Okay.

[02:03:54] So, that's a 9 and a 3.

[02:03:56] So, that's 12 fire damage to the back of his head.

[02:04:00] Damn.

[02:04:02] Okay.

[02:04:03] Did not like that.

[02:04:04] Okay.

[02:04:04] And if he turned his head at all, and pointed at him and said,

[02:04:07] Hey, Bucktard, I'm not done with you yet.

[02:04:10] Okay.

[02:04:11] Now, I'm going to spend anima.

[02:04:18] 2 anima.

[02:04:22] Ooh, I'm getting low.

[02:04:24] Okay.

[02:04:24] Spend 2 anima to cast a Quickened Spell.

[02:04:27] Okay.

[02:04:28] And, uh...

[02:04:30] Cast Spirit Guardians at 4th level.

[02:04:33] Okay.

[02:04:36] What does that do?

[02:04:37] Is he within 15 feet of me?

[02:04:39] Uh, yeah.

[02:04:40] Pretty much, yeah.

[02:04:41] Okay.

[02:04:42] Are any of the other enemies within 15 feet of me?

[02:04:44] The other skillmen that attacked you was also there.

[02:04:48] Yeah.

[02:04:48] Great.

[02:04:50] Uh...

[02:04:53] I need wisdom saves.

[02:04:56] Okay.

[02:05:01] Uh, wisdom.

[02:05:02] Wisdom.

[02:05:06] Uh, well...

[02:05:07] That is going to be 9 for the dark one.

[02:05:13] And...

[02:05:13] 1.

[02:05:15] But a dirty one.

[02:05:16] For the, uh...

[02:05:17] The Skellman.

[02:05:19] Uh, okay.

[02:05:21] They both failed.

[02:05:22] They both take 21 radiant damage.

[02:05:25] Wow.

[02:05:25] As I conjure, uh, a whole bunch of little fey creatures, uh, riding the backs of, uh, of

[02:05:33] ethereal canaries, wielding tiny little lances.

[02:05:37] Where are the fireworm?

[02:05:38] Yeah, that's precisely it.

[02:05:41] Um, so 20 radiant damage.

[02:05:43] 21 radiant damage each.

[02:05:44] That would be regular though, right?

[02:05:46] That's not putting together...

[02:05:48] They have a damage...

[02:05:48] Uh, they have a damage...

[02:05:49] Correct.

[02:05:50] I just rolled that...

[02:05:51] That's 21 damage that I rolled.

[02:05:54] Okay.

[02:05:55] The answer.

[02:05:56] Yeah.

[02:05:57] Uh, man, that...

[02:05:58] It may have been the final solution.

[02:05:59] No, but it's...

[02:06:01] It's pissing off that dark one.

[02:06:03] It's okay.

[02:06:03] I can keep this going for 10 minutes.

[02:06:05] He's got a trick of the speed.

[02:06:07] Every round, they're within 15 feet of me.

[02:06:09] They keep taking it.

[02:06:10] Okay.

[02:06:10] Wow.

[02:06:11] So...

[02:06:11] That might be the most powerful spell we have.

[02:06:14] So that happens.

[02:06:15] It's up there.

[02:06:17] So that's the end of your turn?

[02:06:19] Yes.

[02:06:20] Okay, so on the end of your turn...

[02:06:21] So as that happens, um...

[02:06:24] The creature...

[02:06:25] The dark one...

[02:06:26] Uh, was going to do this to Marcel.

[02:06:29] But because you pissed him off with that...

[02:06:32] Uh, and he decided to turn his head...

[02:06:35] And lets out a horrid...

[02:06:39] Just...

[02:06:39] Like a horrid jet stream cone...

[02:06:43] Of filth upon you.

[02:06:47] Um...

[02:06:47] For three...

[02:06:49] Action points.

[02:06:51] Um...

[02:06:52] Just...

[02:06:53] A magical bell, two in the morning, shots coming straight at you.

[02:06:55] It's a 60 foot cone.

[02:06:57] Uh, each creature in that cone must make a...

[02:06:59] A dex save.

[02:07:01] Including any allies to him.

[02:07:03] Yeah.

[02:07:04] That's fine.

[02:07:05] But...

[02:07:05] Although it's filth.

[02:07:06] It's filth.

[02:07:07] In fact, it might...

[02:07:08] It's like, uh...

[02:07:09] It heals them.

[02:07:10] Yeah.

[02:07:10] It heals them.

[02:07:11] I'm pretty sure that one skeleton's dead.

[02:07:13] No, it's not because it's a filth.

[02:07:16] Uh...

[02:07:17] But...

[02:07:17] You're not going to eat...

[02:07:18] That 42 rating, I'm still in it?

[02:07:20] 21 dex save.

[02:07:22] Sorry, how much?

[02:07:23] 21 on my dex save.

[02:07:25] Okay, so you're only going to half this damage.

[02:07:27] Which are...

[02:07:28] I don't have enough d8s.

[02:07:33] Um...

[02:07:33] I need...

[02:07:34] I need six d8s.

[02:07:36] I got four here.

[02:07:37] Right.

[02:07:38] Guys, this might kill me.

[02:07:40] Are you in human form?

[02:07:42] I am.

[02:07:43] I am in human form.

[02:07:45] I mean...

[02:07:45] Okay, I'll just re...

[02:07:46] I guess I'll just re-roll two.

[02:07:49] Unless...

[02:07:50] Exit Erif, I just want to defile his...

[02:07:52] Forsake his dice.

[02:07:54] I love this.

[02:07:55] Oh no, hang on.

[02:07:56] I have another d8.

[02:07:57] A d8.

[02:07:58] Here.

[02:07:58] Okay, so I got...

[02:07:59] That's seven.

[02:08:00] How close are you at the end of that beer?

[02:08:04] Uh...

[02:08:05] I've got about a third left.

[02:08:07] I've been nursing it.

[02:08:08] Hurry up, I gotta go and forget to try.

[02:08:10] Hmm.

[02:08:11] Alright, I got one more...

[02:08:12] I got all eight d8s.

[02:08:19] Okay, I gotta count it out.

[02:08:20] I'll do this shit now.

[02:08:21] Fuck it.

[02:08:22] And then...

[02:08:23] Gonna get the abacus out.

[02:08:34] Oh my god.

[02:08:35] Number two.

[02:08:41] So you are struck...

[02:08:44] With 54 filth damage.

[02:08:47] That's flat.

[02:08:49] That is...

[02:08:49] No, that is half.

[02:08:51] That is half.

[02:08:51] I halved it.

[02:08:52] No, you said you...

[02:08:53] You said you rolled how many d8s?

[02:08:55] I rolled eight d8.

[02:08:56] And you got a hundred.

[02:08:57] That's total 64 max.

[02:09:00] You cannot have got more than 64.

[02:09:04] Eight times eight is 64.

[02:09:06] Eight d8.

[02:09:06] One, two, three, four.

[02:09:11] This is impossible.

[02:09:13] Because literally...

[02:09:14] Give me a calculator.

[02:09:15] Give me what.

[02:09:15] I used a calculator.

[02:09:17] I understand.

[02:09:18] Also, the reason I'm pushing back...

[02:09:20] The number you gave me is exactly my maximum hit points.

[02:09:25] Yeah.

[02:09:26] And it's not...

[02:09:27] So that's eight d8, right?

[02:09:29] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

[02:09:32] Yeah.

[02:09:32] Those are d8s.

[02:09:33] Yes.

[02:09:34] Let's do some math.

[02:09:35] Here we go.

[02:09:36] I used a calculator.

[02:09:37] Calculate.

[02:09:38] I'm doing it again.

[02:09:40] Seven plus...

[02:09:40] Seven plus...

[02:09:43] Eight plus...

[02:09:44] Oh, that's some pretty good ones.

[02:09:46] Eight plus...

[02:09:49] One plus four plus...

[02:09:51] That's another seven.

[02:09:53] That's four.