(D&D5e): Protea - Episode 2: Highwaymen to Hell

[00:00:10] In a world long forgotten and forsaken by any gods, the mortal races have edged out a tenuous but thriving existence, fending off vile monsters and evils that linger from ages past.

[00:00:27] It is here several young adventurers are about to get caught up in events that will shake the very foundations of this world.

[00:00:35] As chaos begins to spread and a demonic legion threatens to make landfall on the shores of this world.

[00:00:44] How will these wayward youths fare?

[00:00:48] Welcome to Protea.

[00:00:57] Welcome to One Less Die, a good-finition actual play podcast.

[00:01:01] Tonight we'll be playing in the home group campaign of Protea with a group of misfit degenerate teenagers.

[00:01:10] I guess we'll go around the table for introductions. Starting on my right.

[00:01:15] I'm Arceus.

[00:01:16] I'm Onyx.

[00:01:17] It's Sarah.

[00:01:18] And I will be Aaron, the GM.

[00:01:21] Okay, let's get started.

[00:01:25] So last week when we were playing, you guys were out with your mentors on various adventures for various reasons.

[00:01:37] When you all came across individual scenarios that led you down a path to meet up as a group at one player's camp.

[00:01:50] Your mentors determined that the clues that you had found were leading in the direction of the planet portal.

[00:02:03] Where you all went to take a look and see what was happening.

[00:02:07] Whereupon there was a giant sky beam and the portal ripped open and a whole bunch of invaders came into the world.

[00:02:13] And a sky ship.

[00:02:14] It was very bad.

[00:02:16] It was somebody's no good, very bad day.

[00:02:19] The mentors all banded together to close the portal at the cost of pretty much all of their lives except for Brooke.

[00:02:27] And you guys escaped from the crashing ship only to stumble into a group of the invaders themselves.

[00:02:36] You guys fought and managed to kill said monsters.

[00:02:41] And that's pretty much what we wrapped up last week.

[00:02:46] What do you guys want to do?

[00:02:48] Well, you were running from a giant fort, right?

[00:02:52] Okay, you were running from an airship that crashed into the hilltop.

[00:02:56] And then a bunch of them came in.

[00:02:58] On the hill behind.

[00:03:00] We just finished on the hill.

[00:03:02] I mean...

[00:03:02] Why don't we just keep running?

[00:03:05] Obviously.

[00:03:06] We need to kind of place to rest anyway.

[00:03:08] I was going to say we can put it all right.

[00:03:10] Who knows if there are anyone that will be coming out of us.

[00:03:15] Absolutely.

[00:03:16] Then no.

[00:03:18] I guess then let's...

[00:03:20] Let's keep going.

[00:03:21] Okay.

[00:03:22] Where are you guys going to head from here?

[00:03:24] We were heading to...

[00:03:26] The town.

[00:03:27] Yeah, the town east of it.

[00:03:29] We're going to stop it.

[00:03:30] We're going to see.

[00:03:32] So, which town were you going to?

[00:03:36] We were here.

[00:03:38] We wanted to go this way.

[00:03:38] You guys are at the end.

[00:03:41] Yes, we're right here.

[00:03:43] Yes.

[00:03:43] We wanted to go this way, right?

[00:03:45] So that's west.

[00:03:46] Yeah, we go west.

[00:03:47] Oh, west.

[00:03:47] Oh, west.

[00:03:48] We're going right here.

[00:03:49] Yes.

[00:03:49] No, we're heading up now.

[00:03:50] So we're going west.

[00:03:51] West is that way.

[00:03:53] Yes, west.

[00:03:55] Or that's more south.

[00:03:57] We're going to get some towns in the city.

[00:03:59] Okay.

[00:04:00] We're going to this town.

[00:04:02] Okay.

[00:04:05] Alright, and um...

[00:04:08] Are you guys like running?

[00:04:11] I'm on my dog.

[00:04:12] I'm on my horse.

[00:04:13] Fine black ass.

[00:04:15] Fine black ass.

[00:04:18] Sweet.

[00:04:23] I have it for the day.

[00:04:25] Princess Rainbow Smircle is the second.

[00:04:27] Yep.

[00:04:27] Princess Rainbow Smircle is the second.

[00:04:29] Princess Rainbow Smircle is the second.

[00:04:29] Yep.

[00:04:29] That sounds great.

[00:04:30] Why do you?

[00:04:31] Why do you?

[00:04:32] I know.

[00:04:35] I'm supposed to not remember things.

[00:04:37] What are your own new art is?

[00:04:39] Yes.

[00:04:39] Okay, so then are you guys like riding out as fast as you can?

[00:04:43] Yeah.

[00:04:45] So you guys are traveling for...

[00:04:48] Oh gosh, what time is it?

[00:04:50] For the majority of the afternoon, I want you guys to all give me constitution names.

[00:04:55] Okay.

[00:05:10] For anybody who got less than 10...

[00:05:12] Wait, did we add our constitution?

[00:05:15] But you rolled high enough anyway.

[00:05:20] Did you roll an 8?

[00:05:21] Or did you get...

[00:05:22] Okay, so if you rolled an 8 you get to add your constitution modifier.

[00:05:27] Which is...

[00:05:29] Okay.

[00:05:30] Yeah.

[00:05:30] So you just got...

[00:05:32] Tanner, what do you got?

[00:05:35] Make your constitution bonus.

[00:05:38] For anybody who got less...

[00:05:44] How did you?

[00:05:48] I have black ass got tired.

[00:06:03] Just like...

[00:06:27] Princess Rainbow Smircle.

[00:06:39] We did before and apparently there was a zero as well.

[00:07:08] And that 20.

[00:07:14] Notice.

[00:07:16] And three.

[00:07:16] You're traveling along.

[00:07:22] You actually notice just on the other side of the train, it's actually for broke.

[00:07:28] Not been making a great time because you've been going cross country through the brush.

[00:07:32] No.

[00:07:35] So you managed to make...

[00:07:53] Part of the day you know that it's going to be at least a two day ride to the nearest town.

[00:07:59] So you're probably...

[00:08:00] You guys are starting to get tired.

[00:08:02] Two of you are really exhausted.

[00:08:08] I'm not going to pee.

[00:08:14] I was going to say, five black asses are tired.

[00:08:15] We're tired.

[00:08:16] We're tired.

[00:08:16] I get why I'm tired.

[00:08:25] It is difficult to ride a horse all day.

[00:08:34] Yes.

[00:08:34] We ride a horse all day?

[00:08:35] All day?

[00:08:35] Yeah.

[00:08:36] No, you've ridden a horse but not all day.

[00:08:39] We're about like three hours.

[00:08:43] Either way, either way...

[00:08:46] 6am.

[00:08:50] He's exhausted.

[00:08:51] So are you.

[00:08:54] And you guys have Rook and Evan with you.

[00:08:58] Princess Rainbow Smircle is very nice.

[00:09:02] She's a very nice ride.

[00:09:04] Sweet ride.

[00:09:05] Ranting long.

[00:09:06] Does she have raisins right?

[00:09:08] Yes.

[00:09:08] Does it make her go faster?

[00:09:10] Yes.

[00:09:10] She's on very, very fast horse.

[00:09:16] So it's starting...

[00:09:19] Evening is wearing on.

[00:09:20] You can see the sun is only a couple of hands above the horizon.

[00:09:23] Probably got an hour.

[00:09:28] Okay.

[00:09:29] So you guys have probably an hour or two before the sun is gone.

[00:09:33] Are you guys stopping to make camp or are you going to ride through the night?

[00:09:36] Let's not make camp at all.

[00:09:37] Probably better to make camp because of...

[00:09:39] Y'all retired.

[00:09:40] We all remember what happened last night.

[00:09:42] Even then, the more we go at the state that two of us are in, it'll just make it worse

[00:09:49] and we'll have a worse chance of getting home.

[00:09:53] Rather than sleeping or getting some rest and being more refreshed than how you guys are

[00:10:00] right now.

[00:10:01] Only one of us actually are.

[00:10:03] Yeah.

[00:10:03] I'm not very right to work.

[00:10:05] I'm going to make a fire without beating someone.

[00:10:08] Right in the mouth.

[00:10:08] Right in the mouth.

[00:10:10] Are we doing it on the road or in the woods?

[00:10:13] We're going to go in the woods.

[00:10:14] We're going to go in the woods.

[00:10:24] We're going to go into the bush to find a decent campsite.

[00:10:27] Yeah, they're going to the bush.

[00:10:28] I want somebody to give me a survival test.

[00:10:46] I'm so serious.

[00:10:47] Who's proficient in survival?

[00:10:48] Who's proficient in survival?

[00:10:50] Who's proficient in survival?

[00:10:51] That's a...

[00:10:54] ...survival?

[00:10:58] Yeah.

[00:10:58] Sparrow, can you make that roll please?

[00:11:01] I need such a bad hand though.

[00:11:03] I'll do it if you don't want to.

[00:11:04] You get a guarantee plus two?

[00:11:05] Four.

[00:11:06] Six.

[00:11:07] Six to what if you get?

[00:11:15] It'll be happening this entire day.

[00:11:18] It'll get us a good campsite to where...

[00:11:20] Dirty 20.

[00:11:21] Yeah, you get...

[00:11:22] Yeah, let me do it.

[00:11:26] I'm just adjusting where the mic is.

[00:11:29] You were trying to get your squirrel, right?

[00:11:30] I did get him.

[00:11:31] Ready?

[00:11:31] No, you didn't entirely get your squirrel.

[00:11:33] You just...

[00:11:34] I don't know how...

[00:11:37] No, you didn't entirely get him.

[00:11:38] He just follows you.

[00:11:39] Chip is still with me, right?

[00:11:41] That's what I need.

[00:11:42] You do keep catching sight of Chip through the brush.

[00:11:46] She's not like Chip.

[00:11:47] Yeah.

[00:11:47] Okay.

[00:11:49] And she's gonna get a second one in the name of Dale.

[00:11:53] Yes.

[00:11:54] And they're gonna be the rescue rangers.

[00:11:55] Yup.

[00:11:56] Yes.

[00:11:57] Being good for...

[00:11:58] Oh, it's not out of the time in here.

[00:11:59] So the roll we got is 23.

[00:12:03] Okay.

[00:12:04] Alright, so you guys head off the road.

[00:12:06] You manage to find a nice little clearing.

[00:12:09] It appears that there is a small brook running nearby with some fresh water.

[00:12:15] It doesn't appear to be any food nearby, but you guys do still have some camp rations in your bags, so that's not a big deal.

[00:12:23] And it looks like there's some fallen limbs for firewood.

[00:12:28] It's a good solid campsite.

[00:12:30] Alright then.

[00:12:32] I guess let's get started.

[00:12:35] Uh...

[00:12:36] Don't diss the waterline.

[00:12:39] No, I'm not saying it's bad.

[00:12:41] Can I wander over and grab some sticks?

[00:12:44] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:12:47] Is there anything you guys want to do in camp or do you guys just want to speed this up?

[00:12:51] Probably try.

[00:12:52] Probably try.

[00:12:53] Cause I'm mourning.

[00:12:54] Oh yeah, you're so like a mourn.

[00:12:55] Yeah, I'm mourning.

[00:12:56] I'm like...

[00:13:02] You still have some berries?

[00:13:03] The last of your berries?

[00:13:04] Yeah, I'll give her the last of my berries.

[00:13:06] Oh my goodness.

[00:13:07] Cause I'm a nice...

[00:13:09] Or you said...

[00:13:09] Chip doesn't stay when you're out of berries.

[00:13:11] Okay, no, I'm taking back my berries.

[00:13:13] Way too many berries to start with.

[00:13:20] Yeah, but he's like all of the...

[00:13:23] Forever.

[00:13:23] He's like, I'm proud of the gang now.

[00:13:24] It's not even been 24 hours.

[00:13:26] I'm trying to make it.

[00:13:27] It's been not even 24 hours.

[00:13:29] Okay, fine.

[00:13:29] Animal handling.

[00:13:31] Do it.

[00:13:31] Well you do have trail rations which are basically like crackers.

[00:13:35] Can I give him a cracker?

[00:13:37] One cracker.

[00:13:39] Chip, you want a cracker?

[00:13:39] Chip, you want a cracker?

[00:13:39] Can you give me an animal handling check?

[00:13:42] Yep.

[00:13:42] Try and find it here.

[00:13:45] You have an animal handling skill.

[00:13:48] Yeah.

[00:13:48] So you get plus four when you do it.

[00:13:51] And it's training so you get your proficiency as well.

[00:13:57] That's 14.

[00:14:02] So, Chip comes over.

[00:14:04] He does take the cracker.

[00:14:05] He eats it.

[00:14:06] He sits on a...

[00:14:07] He takes it from you and goes and sits on a fallen log.

[00:14:10] Not too far away.

[00:14:11] Maybe like 15 feet away.

[00:14:13] And he sits there munching away on it.

[00:14:15] He doesn't really come any closer.

[00:14:17] He's still weary of the rest of your group.

[00:14:19] Um, but...

[00:14:21] This isn't like us.

[00:14:22] Not lamence.

[00:14:23] Okay, I'm loving you guys.

[00:14:25] Can I go and try and find a deer to tame?

[00:14:28] It's all Arceus' fault apparently.

[00:14:29] Um, I mean, you're welcome.

[00:14:32] Try.

[00:14:33] Alright, I'm gonna have to try at least.

[00:14:36] Okay, so that'll be a survival test to try to track for a deer.

[00:14:51] What was it?

[00:14:52] It was one.

[00:14:53] You rolled a one.

[00:14:56] You think you find...

[00:14:58] You do.

[00:14:59] You think you find the tracks of a deer.

[00:15:01] Um, and you follow it for a good hour.

[00:15:05] Oh!

[00:15:06] And after about an hour, you realize it's taking you in a big circle straight back to your

[00:15:13] king.

[00:15:14] Try again, but like a different roll.

[00:15:24] A different perspective?

[00:15:26] What kind of a different roll?

[00:15:28] Like I try again.

[00:15:32] Not in a re-roll kind of way.

[00:15:36] I just wanna try it again.

[00:15:38] I mean, so you're wanting to try a different skill?

[00:15:41] Okay.

[00:15:42] So tell me what skill and why that skill's gonna work.

[00:15:47] Um...

[00:15:48] If you can bullshit a reason why you can make a different skill work, then...

[00:15:53] Perception.

[00:15:54] I wanna see if I can try and see a deer.

[00:15:56] Oh, okay.

[00:15:57] Well, okay.

[00:15:58] Go ahead and roll your perception.

[00:16:06] Good job, Ethan.

[00:16:07] So, you come back into camp.

[00:16:09] Go!

[00:16:10] You realize you've been led on a wild goose chase and must not have been deer tracks.

[00:16:14] Uh, and you come into the camp and you decide you just wanna take a look around for some,

[00:16:18] you know, animals.

[00:16:19] And you just get a face full of smoke from the fire.

[00:16:22] Your eyes are burning.

[00:16:24] They're blurry.

[00:16:25] You can't see shit.

[00:16:30] Investigation?

[00:16:32] Oh, right.

[00:16:33] I think you're done for today.

[00:16:35] No!

[00:16:36] I'm able to see, but I can still investigate.

[00:16:42] Um, investigate.

[00:16:44] How many questions do I have?

[00:16:45] Investigator?

[00:16:46] Um, investigation.

[00:16:48] Touch.

[00:16:53] I feel around.

[00:16:54] I try and like...

[00:16:55] Feel around.

[00:16:59] Okay, okay.

[00:16:59] Why'd this other one be a natural?

[00:17:03] You realize that these, these DCs are getting like much harder every time you have to retry.

[00:17:10] How'd you get it?

[00:17:12] 21.

[00:17:21] Hello, hello.

[00:17:23] No, no, there's a way you see.

[00:17:24] There is a 15% chance that there are even deer in this area.

[00:17:29] Oh my goodness.

[00:17:30] So if I roll a 15 or below, then somehow you manage to fumble your way into finding a deer blind.

[00:17:42] And that is a 68.

[00:17:49] You do not.

[00:17:49] How many died you will for that?

[00:17:51] That's okay.

[00:17:53] If it had have been, if it had have been 85 or above, you were not going to find a deer.

[00:17:59] It was going to be something else.

[00:18:01] Are you serious?

[00:18:02] What?

[00:18:03] Your persistence is going to get you killed.

[00:18:06] What'd you do?

[00:18:07] If she had...

[00:18:08] Apparently there's something else.

[00:18:09] Apparently they ran into something else.

[00:18:11] No, if she had...

[00:18:12] No, it was just a random chance thing.

[00:18:21] No, imagine if I just caught a goblin and then it became my pet.

[00:18:27] What are the ones that we fought?

[00:18:28] Nah, she's just going to hold it like this.

[00:18:30] My goblin!

[00:18:31] Baby!

[00:18:32] Oh my god, wait.

[00:18:34] Two characters and one guy.

[00:18:36] What am I gonna keep with me?

[00:18:40] It's gonna be my baby, I'm gonna end up there.

[00:18:42] Give him a little head scratch every time he does the good work.

[00:18:44] Ten days.

[00:18:45] I'm gonna jam and berries.

[00:18:47] No, I actually want to do that now.

[00:18:48] I want a baby goblin.

[00:18:50] No.

[00:18:51] Why not?

[00:18:51] I could be like a stupid little guy.

[00:18:53] You have goblin as one of your ladies.

[00:18:56] Yes, I do.

[00:18:57] She could talk to the goblin too.

[00:19:00] I could, because I have goblin.

[00:19:02] I can't be goblin.

[00:19:04] See, it's possible.

[00:19:06] Okay, so.

[00:19:07] My car says it's gonna be like 25 times we get to the final pause.

[00:19:09] I'm sorry, you did not find a deer today.

[00:19:12] Even if something is okay.

[00:19:13] Okay, is there anything you guys wanted to do before you uh, settle down for the night?

[00:19:19] I go back to camp and I crawl myself to sleep and not find a deer.

[00:19:23] Can I, can we just have a sense?

[00:19:24] Can I talk to Rogan?

[00:19:26] I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I'll take first watch.

[00:19:28] Can I just want to ask Rogan what's wrong?

[00:19:31] What was all that about?

[00:19:32] I don't want it to be on the knee that we get to be in shape.

[00:19:35] It wasn't me last time.

[00:19:36] No, it wasn't me last time.

[00:19:38] So I don't want it to be in this time.

[00:19:39] So, Rogan explains that uh, I noticed that.

[00:19:44] So, so how do you approach it?

[00:19:47] I go up to Rogan and I ask him, what was, why was the, there was a giant portal in?

[00:19:51] What was the whole point in all the opponents coming out that you fucking spotted?

[00:19:57] You've not heard the stories.

[00:20:00] The portal is where we all came from.

[00:20:02] We're aliens.

[00:20:03] We, we, we don't, we're not from this world.

[00:20:08] How could you be an alien?

[00:20:12] The same way you're an alien.

[00:20:14] Exactly.

[00:20:14] I'm an alien.

[00:20:20] So, the, the native species of this world were wiped out by goblins and minotaur and everything else.

[00:20:27] We fled from our own world.

[00:20:29] Oh.

[00:20:31] And we came here.

[00:20:35] The Rakshasa were opening the portal to bring in their masters, who are a demonic race bent on enslaving everyone.

[00:20:45] Which we do not want to deal with.

[00:20:46] But it also appears that they're, they're aligned with the cultists.

[00:20:51] And so many other things came through that hole.

[00:20:56] Like flying ships.

[00:20:58] That's a...

[00:21:01] I chime in from all the way across the camp.

[00:21:04] Very not good.

[00:21:06] Very not, someone's no good very bad day.

[00:21:10] Like you and your poor perspectives.

[00:21:14] Perceptions.

[00:21:15] Oh my god, you don't mind it.

[00:21:16] Perceptions, not perspectives.

[00:21:16] No, we're just like literally say that across the camp and eat your head like...

[00:21:23] Okay dude, just try not to...

[00:21:24] It's like, it's all, it's like...

[00:21:26] We're not talking about this right now.

[00:21:32] Which is why we have to let the surrounding towns know.

[00:21:37] Because they're gonna need to get word to the cities.

[00:21:40] Because you saw the Rakshas that come out of the portal.

[00:21:43] There's a lot of them.

[00:21:49] They took down your quake.

[00:21:54] They took down your quake.

[00:21:56] They were really strong though.

[00:21:57] He was a level 10 in everything.

[00:22:00] Strongest man ever knew.

[00:22:01] Like my father.

[00:22:02] Shot like 37 times.

[00:22:04] He was my father.

[00:22:06] Shut up!

[00:22:07] Probably not even an over exaggeration either.

[00:22:09] Shut up!

[00:22:10] He looked like a porcupine by the time he was finished.

[00:22:17] Too soon!

[00:22:19] Nope, too soon would have been.

[00:22:21] I'm still mourning, okay?

[00:22:26] It's only been a day.

[00:22:31] Still too soon.

[00:22:32] Nope.

[00:22:41] Because I don't trust him.

[00:22:43] I was gonna say, I don't trust Arceus to like...

[00:22:45] You don't have enough pain in Arceus.

[00:22:47] It's your last shift.

[00:22:50] I'm just bad though.

[00:22:55] I fall asleep.

[00:22:56] Do I get a full rest if I'm in the last shift?

[00:22:58] Yeah, everybody gets a full rest.

[00:23:00] As long as nothing happens in the middle of your shift.

[00:23:04] Don't look at me like that, Taro.

[00:23:06] So get Nat 20s on investigation to see if you notice something alarm us.

[00:23:11] You should have alarmed us.

[00:23:13] The higher you are, the louder it is.

[00:23:17] Not really.

[00:23:18] That was what it was last time.

[00:23:19] Maybe it wasn't.

[00:23:21] Maybe it wasn't.

[00:23:23] That was always going to happen in that shift.

[00:23:26] I didn't see anything.

[00:23:27] Well you heard it.

[00:23:28] You heard it.

[00:23:28] How do you do on your perception test determines whether or not they get a surprise round on you though?

[00:23:34] There was something in our genuine decision.

[00:23:36] Is there gonna be anything?

[00:23:38] You tell the house.

[00:23:39] He said there was nothing up here.

[00:23:42] Yeah, well if anything shows up then it's just gonna be like a nap.

[00:23:45] We all have a whole hour roundabout area.

[00:23:51] That's Ethan.

[00:23:52] That's not me.

[00:23:53] Ethan went on a whole roundabout area in that area so.

[00:23:56] Yeah, that's Ethan though.

[00:23:57] That's not me.

[00:23:58] I'm not gonna roll.

[00:24:25] Watch first.

[00:24:26] Give me a perception test.

[00:24:27] As you're sitting there staring into the flames, the wind changes direction and you catch a face full of smoke.

[00:24:36] Your vision is blurry.

[00:24:37] Your eyes are burning.

[00:24:39] But otherwise your shift proceeds.

[00:24:43] Don't let me.

[00:24:52] It's not gonna eat.

[00:24:53] Okay.

[00:24:54] I wake up to eat.

[00:24:55] I wake up to eat.

[00:24:57] I wake up to eat.

[00:24:57] I'm gonna get a prayer for me guys.

[00:25:02] Change in direction.

[00:25:03] Hello and smoke straight in your face.

[00:25:40] Gosh, you're good.

[00:25:41] Okay.

[00:25:43] You get woken up by her coughing.

[00:25:45] It is near the end of her shift though so.

[00:25:48] Are you up next?

[00:25:49] No.

[00:25:49] No.

[00:25:50] Oh.

[00:25:51] Well I guess your night of sleep is just ruined.

[00:25:54] No, he can go.

[00:25:56] No, no, no, no.

[00:25:56] Arcee has got shift three.

[00:25:57] Arcee has got shift three.

[00:26:00] I'm at 10 HP.

[00:26:02] You rested.

[00:26:03] I didn't need a call.

[00:26:05] You haven't rested enough have you?

[00:26:06] You rested enough, right?

[00:26:08] Yeah, not yet.

[00:26:09] No.

[00:26:10] I think if you got shift three.

[00:26:10] You had 32 shifts!

[00:26:12] I was on 32.

[00:26:18] Don't.

[00:26:18] You're up next.

[00:26:19] Rue it up.

[00:26:20] Don't.

[00:26:21] Don't shit the bed.

[00:26:24] That's not shitting the bed.

[00:26:25] Good for you.

[00:26:26] Close perception.

[00:26:27] Dirty 20.

[00:26:29] Yay.

[00:26:30] You actually managed to catch the flashing of eyes watching you.

[00:26:34] Oh.

[00:26:35] Oh.

[00:26:35] Probably just raccoons, squirrels, perhaps even deer.

[00:26:42] Oh yeah!

[00:26:44] They came back.

[00:26:46] They were down the first place.

[00:26:48] Nothing eventful happens.

[00:26:52] You're next.

[00:26:52] If you screw us up.

[00:26:54] I will wake you up.

[00:26:54] So if we are creatures near us.

[00:27:03] I don't know.

[00:27:04] They were just eyes.

[00:27:05] Deer eyes.

[00:27:08] Yes.

[00:27:08] Do you want to?

[00:27:09] There is something around us.

[00:27:10] It could be an animal.

[00:27:11] It could be a goblin.

[00:27:12] Do you survival?

[00:27:15] No.

[00:27:16] Nobody does but you have.

[00:27:17] Just you.

[00:27:18] Alright then.

[00:27:19] I'm off to sleep.

[00:27:20] Night.

[00:27:24] What am I going to do?

[00:27:25] I'm waking you up.

[00:27:26] What am I going to do?

[00:27:28] Human G!

[00:27:29] I don't like the way you looked around.

[00:27:36] On your perception.

[00:27:38] So you get your boost.

[00:27:39] So I think you get plus 6.

[00:27:40] You got perception.

[00:27:44] Yeah yeah yeah.

[00:27:45] Yeah so you got 14.

[00:27:46] You got 14.

[00:27:47] Yeah.

[00:27:49] You sit by the fire.

[00:27:51] It's good.

[00:27:52] Fire didn't go on their eyes.

[00:27:53] Rook and Evan both wake up and they start having a pretty intense but quiet discussion.

[00:27:59] But they're on the far side of the fire a little away from everybody.

[00:28:02] A little over.

[00:28:03] So you can't hear what they're saying.

[00:28:07] You drop it?

[00:28:08] You should give me a stealth check.

[00:28:09] Oh Jesus.

[00:28:09] Oh my goodness.

[00:28:10] Get your aid.

[00:28:10] How would I go for this?

[00:28:12] Come on.

[00:28:12] Stand up.

[00:28:13] A total of 10.

[00:28:14] Plus anything.

[00:28:16] Plus your stealth if you're proficient.

[00:28:18] Yeah.

[00:28:19] It's in dexterity.

[00:28:20] Yeah.

[00:28:23] Okay?

[00:28:24] And if you're proficient you also get your proficiency bonus.

[00:28:27] 15.

[00:28:28] 15.

[00:28:29] Okay.

[00:28:30] I don't think you're going to be noticed.

[00:28:33] No this is right here.

[00:28:35] I like how you can see all the conditions.

[00:28:37] What was that?

[00:28:38] That's all I can see.

[00:28:39] This is interesting.

[00:28:40] You start getting really close and then Rook's face just snaps to you.

[00:28:46] Shit.

[00:28:47] Shit.

[00:28:48] You were hidden pretty good in the darkness.

[00:28:50] You thought it was good enough but your bastard is trained in this too.

[00:28:53] Doesn't Rook also have dark vision?

[00:28:55] Shit.

[00:28:56] Hey, we're also trained from the house.

[00:28:57] Still, but doesn't Rook have dark vision?

[00:28:59] Yes.

[00:28:59] So you were screwed either way I think.

[00:29:01] Huh.

[00:29:06] They, they appear to be discussing boats.

[00:29:13] I'm just telling you, you try and let's make up the part.

[00:29:15] You have watched.

[00:29:16] It was your responsibility to watch so we don't get killed.

[00:29:21] No, so that's not what you are.

[00:29:26] Somewhere from the boat making maps.

[00:29:28] Yeah.

[00:29:28] Rook obviously catches you but he does wave you over to come sit with them.

[00:29:37] He motions for you to sit down.

[00:29:39] Yeah.

[00:29:40] He's got a pretty sad expression on his face.

[00:29:42] Damn.

[00:29:47] Boo hoo.

[00:29:47] I'm not going to find another place to live if we don't solve the wreck.

[00:29:53] I'm going to be homeless.

[00:29:55] He says, Pharaoh, I, Eben and I need to, we need to go.

[00:30:07] We have to go back to the ship that crash landed.

[00:30:10] Bruh.

[00:30:11] He's going to go loot it.

[00:30:15] It's a flying ship they've never been seen here before.

[00:30:18] Don't make me an orphan like you.

[00:30:24] Dark.

[00:30:25] Too soon.

[00:30:27] Also, I am so much better.

[00:30:31] But we have to go, we have to go check this out.

[00:30:35] We have to find out how that works.

[00:30:36] Eben can't not.

[00:30:38] And I have to.

[00:30:42] But you still have to go with everybody else.

[00:30:45] Why?

[00:30:46] I can just go by myself and build a boat to treasure.

[00:30:50] They would be completely lost without your survival skills in the wilderness.

[00:30:54] Yes.

[00:30:56] They obviously need your help.

[00:30:59] Why?

[00:30:59] We got a rock over there.

[00:31:01] I'm not a rock.

[00:31:02] I'm not a rock.

[00:31:02] But once we, once we figure it out, we'll be heading to, sorry, I don't remember my city

[00:31:11] name.

[00:31:12] It's a fall.

[00:31:13] Oh, there.

[00:31:14] Oh, there.

[00:31:15] When we leave here, we're going to head to the city of Tidesfall.

[00:31:18] And you start writing this down.

[00:31:19] Okay.

[00:31:20] Yeah.

[00:31:21] You can meet us in the city of Tidesfall.

[00:31:23] Okay, Tidesfall.

[00:31:25] Okay.

[00:31:26] But I expect we won't be there for a few months.

[00:31:30] Great.

[00:31:30] So this is a month I've got it.

[00:31:35] Okay.

[00:31:36] So once you've spread word, and you guys are done your duty, then come meet us in Tidesfall.

[00:31:49] Okay.

[00:31:50] Okay.

[00:31:51] Now we're going to make our escape before everybody else wakes up.

[00:31:55] Who was that?

[00:31:56] No.

[00:31:57] Uh-oh.

[00:31:58] Ooh.

[00:31:59] And then Brooke looks off into the bush and just makes a weird, a weird calling noise.

[00:32:05] It's in a language that...

[00:32:08] What languages do you speak?

[00:32:10] Common, Elvish, Druid, and Sylvan.

[00:32:15] Sylvan.

[00:32:16] Sylvan.

[00:32:16] Okay.

[00:32:17] No, he's speaking in Sylvan.

[00:32:19] Weird.

[00:32:20] And he says, Prongs, I need you to come here.

[00:32:24] And a giant buck deer comes out of the woods.

[00:32:29] After the trails you were falling.

[00:32:37] Silently, Brooke and Evan mount the deer.

[00:32:43] Give me an animal handling.

[00:32:44] Oh my goodness.

[00:32:45] Oh my god.

[00:32:46] We're all sleeping.

[00:32:47] Give it up.

[00:32:49] Uh, it'll be ten plus animal handling.

[00:32:52] Four and plus the profic-

[00:32:55] Proficiency?

[00:32:56] Yup.

[00:32:57] So, five, six, seven, nine, seven, eleven.

[00:33:00] Uh...

[00:33:00] Twenty-one?

[00:33:01] Twenty-one.

[00:33:02] Yes.

[00:33:04] Prong does in fact let you pet him.

[00:33:08] Aw, Andy.

[00:33:09] And he nuzzles into your shoulder for a moment before he takes off silently into the woods.

[00:33:15] I'm just going to sit silently.

[00:33:19] Oh, dang.

[00:33:20] That's cute though.

[00:33:22] Can I wake up before everyone else?

[00:33:24] I'm already awake.

[00:33:25] Well, you're at last shit.

[00:33:26] Well, you're at last shit.

[00:33:27] I mean...

[00:33:28] Can I help?

[00:33:28] I don't care.

[00:33:29] You can if you want.

[00:33:30] Cause she was going to wake everybody up.

[00:33:32] I was going to only wake her up.

[00:33:34] Boom, boom.

[00:33:35] Don't step on my...

[00:33:37] I'm a full...

[00:33:39] I wake her up.

[00:33:40] Okay.

[00:33:41] I tell...

[00:33:42] I'm going to tell her to stay here and I'm going to go try and find some food so we have

[00:33:48] something.

[00:33:49] Some breakfast.

[00:33:50] Okay.

[00:33:50] Breakfast.

[00:33:52] Breakfast.

[00:33:52] I'll stay here.

[00:33:53] I'll wake up, um...

[00:33:55] Him.

[00:33:55] Arceus.

[00:33:57] Yes.

[00:33:58] Wake up.

[00:33:59] That's waking Arceus out.

[00:34:01] Um...

[00:34:01] Do I have to roll?

[00:34:02] A survival test?

[00:34:03] Yep.

[00:34:04] That's what happened in the park.

[00:34:05] What kind of food are you looking for?

[00:34:06] Just now.

[00:34:07] Refluxes.

[00:34:08] So just like...

[00:34:09] So we all are awake now.

[00:34:11] What do you get?

[00:34:12] 50 plus survival...

[00:34:15] Plus 221.

[00:34:16] God, I'm going to go try and find something.

[00:34:19] You, um...

[00:34:22] You catch sight of a rabbit on the trail that is uh... that is munching on the leaves of a

[00:34:29] blueberry bush.

[00:34:30] You can't kill it.

[00:34:31] Don't fatally wound it.

[00:34:33] Ernie.

[00:34:34] Uh...

[00:34:34] You can see it as we move from the last.

[00:34:37] Yes, I can.

[00:34:37] What are you going to do?

[00:34:38] Find fireball.

[00:34:39] Please.

[00:34:41] Uh...

[00:34:42] It might.

[00:34:42] Okay, okay.

[00:34:43] Um...

[00:34:44] I will...

[00:34:47] Make it for a straw.

[00:34:48] Straight flip.

[00:34:50] I don't know.

[00:34:50] Smell it.

[00:34:52] With a short...

[00:34:53] Am I better with a short or a long bow?

[00:34:57] You're the same with both bows but you only have one type of bow.

[00:35:02] You're proficient with both bows.

[00:35:04] Remember, you have that.

[00:35:10] Okay.

[00:35:11] Alright, so uh...

[00:35:13] Roll me an attack.

[00:35:17] Shooing the rabbit.

[00:35:19] You're a monster.

[00:35:20] Seven.

[00:35:21] You roll to seven.

[00:35:22] Plus your dexterity bonus, plus your proficiency bonus.

[00:35:30] Let's see if that works.

[00:35:32] Leave.

[00:35:33] You're a monster, Pharaoh.

[00:35:34] Dude, I'm getting a spoon.

[00:35:36] You're a monster.

[00:35:37] I'm leaving to go find a deer.

[00:35:39] You're an eddy monster.

[00:35:41] You just get to see me all...

[00:35:43] Caw.

[00:35:44] Uh...

[00:35:45] She's a sling.

[00:35:48] Well, class it out of set.

[00:35:50] That'll...

[00:35:51] That'll hit.

[00:35:51] Yay!

[00:35:52] Okay, so uh...

[00:35:54] Roll your damage.

[00:35:55] So that'll be a die eight plus three.

[00:36:00] Five eight.

[00:36:00] Alright guys, I'm gonna leave you guys.

[00:36:02] I'm going to go find deer.

[00:36:03] Five eight.

[00:36:04] That's...

[00:36:04] The die is the...

[00:36:05] The diamond.

[00:36:07] Uh...

[00:36:07] No, it's the die eight.

[00:36:08] The die is the diamond.

[00:36:09] Like this.

[00:36:12] Flyerace.

[00:36:13] Four.

[00:36:14] But now I don't have it.

[00:36:15] Plus three.

[00:36:17] Not strength, dexterity.

[00:36:18] Five, yeah.

[00:36:18] Seven.

[00:36:19] Eight, nine.

[00:36:21] Aw, nice.

[00:36:22] Not...

[00:36:22] You don't get the proficiency on it.

[00:36:24] Six, seven, eight.

[00:36:29] Okay, so you...

[00:36:31] You...

[00:36:33] Stand back quietly.

[00:36:34] You knock your arrow.

[00:36:36] You draw the string to your cheek.

[00:36:38] You release.

[00:36:39] The arrow flies straight.

[00:36:40] Perfect.

[00:36:42] And straight through the...

[00:36:43] Straight through the poor rabbit's head.

[00:36:48] Eeeeee!

[00:36:49] Monster!

[00:36:50] I'll do it.

[00:36:51] Okay.

[00:36:52] Can I go get the rabbit and the berries that it was eating?

[00:36:54] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:36:54] Because the berries means that it isn't pointed as if the rabbit's eating them.

[00:36:57] Well, it was a blueberry bush.

[00:36:59] It was a blueberry bush.

[00:36:59] It's literally blueberry.

[00:37:00] Okay.

[00:37:00] And you are...

[00:37:01] You are trained in survival.

[00:37:04] Yep.

[00:37:04] So you would have been able to tell anyone.

[00:37:05] I yoink those.

[00:37:07] I yoink the rabbit.

[00:37:08] And...

[00:37:09] Why...

[00:37:10] Arceus, why are you in the fire?

[00:37:13] Alright, then I start on that.

[00:37:14] Because I was cold.

[00:37:15] Sitting in the fire.

[00:37:17] I was cold.

[00:37:18] So what were you doing while she was hunting?

[00:37:21] I was looking for deer.

[00:37:22] Oh my god.

[00:37:23] Back on that trail again?

[00:37:24] I am still looking for deer.

[00:37:26] She's back on that trail.

[00:37:27] Give me a survival test.

[00:37:29] Can she see the...

[00:37:30] The new deer tracks now?

[00:37:32] The what?

[00:37:34] We will see.

[00:37:34] The what?

[00:37:35] 19!

[00:37:37] You managed to catch sight of some fresh deer tracks in the camp.

[00:37:41] It's a new deer tracks.

[00:37:42] It's a new deer tracks.

[00:37:43] Yes!

[00:37:43] Fresh deer tracks.

[00:37:44] They were right in the middle of camp.

[00:37:47] Like, how did you not wake up to this thing being in the middle of camp?

[00:37:51] I followed them.

[00:37:53] I followed them.

[00:37:53] Okay.

[00:37:53] Well, you followed them.

[00:37:55] No!

[00:37:56] With that survival check...

[00:37:59] Honestly.

[00:37:59] I watched it go...

[00:38:01] Well, they're four years down.

[00:38:02] That's my hand.

[00:38:03] Yeah, he's a little playful.

[00:38:08] With that survival test, you can see this deer was running.

[00:38:13] Like, it is on the move and it is moving fast.

[00:38:17] It also seems to be very large.

[00:38:19] Its stride is very long.

[00:38:21] Very.

[00:38:22] Do I look very different here than that?

[00:38:24] I'm like, oh wow, this is like running.

[00:38:26] I don't think I'm going to be able to get this.

[00:38:28] Can I look for another one?

[00:38:29] You can.

[00:38:31] You can roll another if you want.

[00:38:35] Uh, seventeen.

[00:38:36] Okay.

[00:38:37] You're in my...

[00:38:39] Arceus!

[00:38:40] Stop being in the fire!

[00:38:41] You're going to die!

[00:38:44] I'm cold!

[00:38:47] Chilly night!

[00:38:48] Chilly night!

[00:38:49] So I say in the fire.

[00:38:50] Oh, Mr. Omnipitous voice, is Arceus going to die if he's being in the fire?

[00:38:55] I mean, if he's sitting in the fire, then...

[00:38:58] Yeah, yeah, you might.

[00:38:59] You gotta get out of the fire.

[00:39:00] You might catch him.

[00:39:01] I don't know.

[00:39:01] It doesn't matter if you're cold, bro.

[00:39:03] You need to get out of the fire.

[00:39:05] I'm gonna do that.

[00:39:06] Do some exercise.

[00:39:07] You need it.

[00:39:07] Okay.

[00:39:08] Arceus, do some exercise.

[00:39:09] You need it.

[00:39:10] And it'll get you warm.

[00:39:12] But you need it?

[00:39:13] Why?

[00:39:14] I'm the one who need it.

[00:39:16] You're a rock.

[00:39:16] You find no other deer tracks at this time.

[00:39:22] So far as you can tell, there...

[00:39:25] There doesn't appear to be much large wildlife here.

[00:39:32] You're like everywhere.

[00:39:35] You can't see it until you're out there looking for them.

[00:39:39] I didn't think so.

[00:39:44] She said, I thought deer were everywhere.

[00:39:49] And then my response was, until you're out there looking for them.

[00:39:52] And then you can't find them.

[00:39:58] They're in the place that you don't need.

[00:40:01] No, no, you're going everywhere.

[00:40:02] I'm purposely trying not to hide from you.

[00:40:04] Like in the chairs hiding from him.

[00:40:11] That's the deer.

[00:40:11] Okay.

[00:40:12] Have you got anything else you want to do before they wake up?

[00:40:14] That's the deer's when you think about it.

[00:40:16] Aren't they already awake?

[00:40:17] I mean, Arceus is aiming the fire.

[00:40:19] I am.

[00:40:20] Okay.

[00:40:21] Arceus is just like...

[00:40:21] Arceus is just going to go ahead and take...

[00:40:27] Yes, you are full.

[00:40:29] You had a full night's rest.

[00:40:31] Good job, Arceus.

[00:40:32] 24 minus...

[00:40:33] If everybody is up, then yes.

[00:40:36] Can I go to the...

[00:40:36] You get the effect of a full rest.

[00:40:39] 18.

[00:40:39] Can I go to the end?

[00:40:41] I have five minutes.

[00:40:42] I have five minutes.

[00:40:43] Can I continue to mourn Jaquavius for...

[00:40:46] What?

[00:40:47] Sorry?

[00:40:47] Can I continue to mourn Jaquavius for...

[00:41:03] What?

[00:41:04] You're so stupid.

[00:41:05] That's what I said.

[00:41:06] No.

[00:41:06] With your survival test, I will say that you...

[00:41:09] Pink cup.

[00:41:10] You knew what you were doing here.

[00:41:11] You managed to skin the rabbit, clean it, cut it up, you're making a rabbit stew.

[00:41:17] For breakfast?

[00:41:18] Yes, breakfast.

[00:41:19] You serve.

[00:41:21] I just slowly cry into my seat.

[00:41:25] That's salty.

[00:41:26] Yeah, that's...

[00:41:27] Well, what are your readings?

[00:41:29] Damn, that's not good.

[00:41:30] That's not my mind.

[00:41:33] Everyone except for Sparrow to give me perception tests.

[00:41:46] Ah!

[00:41:47] What?

[00:41:54] 12.

[00:41:55] 14.

[00:41:59] You're blind!

[00:42:00] 16.

[00:42:01] Okay, Arceus...

[00:42:02] And you were eating it with the smoke and the fire.

[00:42:04] I can tell you.

[00:42:06] 16, 17, 18...

[00:42:08] 18!

[00:42:08] Arceus, you are completely oblivious to this.

[00:42:12] However, Onyx and Ethan...

[00:42:14] Ethan, right?

[00:42:15] Yes.

[00:42:19] Um...

[00:42:20] Onyx and Ethan, you realize that both Evan and Rook have disappeared.

[00:42:25] You're no longer in the camp.

[00:42:27] I speak up about it.

[00:42:28] I'm like, hey, where's Evan and where's Rook?

[00:42:32] And you're just like...

[00:42:33] Where?

[00:42:35] Who are Evan and Rook?

[00:42:37] Who are these people?

[00:42:43] Still waking up.

[00:42:44] Yeah, I'm like, where is Evan and Rook?

[00:42:48] Um...

[00:42:49] Sparrow, there...

[00:42:50] I mean, Rook is your mentor.

[00:42:51] Like, do you know where he is?

[00:42:55] Who?

[00:43:02] There could have been some kind of chance that they could have been taken?

[00:43:06] Where are they talking about?

[00:43:07] I was up.

[00:43:08] They were already left before.

[00:43:10] Uh, who is...

[00:43:10] You!

[00:43:11] Were they gone by your ships?

[00:43:12] No, I...

[00:43:16] They were gone during your...

[00:43:18] I woke you...

[00:43:19] I woke you up right after mine.

[00:43:20] You woke her up.

[00:43:23] It was Arceus who had a third shift.

[00:43:25] Remember, he screamed and I woke up.

[00:43:27] No, I wasn't screaming.

[00:43:29] I was coughing.

[00:43:29] I was literally choking on smoke.

[00:43:31] You were dying.

[00:43:32] So, Arceus, were they gone on your ship?

[00:43:40] I...

[00:43:41] I didn't see anybody at most of the tents.

[00:43:44] Or leave the tents.

[00:43:46] Are you sure it wasn't on your ships?

[00:43:48] No.

[00:43:50] Oh.

[00:43:58] Must be on your ship then.

[00:44:00] You have one...

[00:44:00] Eleven intelligence and you're still...

[00:44:02] So do I.

[00:44:05] I...

[00:44:05] Oh, I...

[00:44:11] Oh, I'm Jesus.

[00:44:14] I've got twelve intelligence.

[00:44:15] Perception is wisdom.

[00:44:17] Perception is wisdom.

[00:44:19] And we have the same...

[00:44:20] Wait, we must have the same wisdom.

[00:44:22] You guys are basically just the same person.

[00:44:27] And how was he?

[00:44:27] But I'm a boulder!

[00:44:31] He's been here longer.

[00:44:32] He's a boulder.

[00:44:34] Oh, he's boulder?

[00:44:42] No, wait.

[00:44:42] Let's just golem.

[00:44:43] I'm taller than that.

[00:44:45] I'm like...

[00:44:48] Can we reach the rock?

[00:44:49] Use the rock for him instead.

[00:44:54] No, I'm taller.

[00:44:55] The eyes.

[00:44:56] The eyes.

[00:44:58] But it fits you so well.

[00:45:02] Is that a living room?

[00:45:03] Yes.

[00:45:04] That's awesome.

[00:45:06] I'm cast upon the room.

[00:45:10] What's in?

[00:45:11] This is an animated roast chicken.

[00:45:15] With knives.

[00:45:16] Knives!

[00:45:17] Grating rabbits.

[00:45:19] Grating rabbits.

[00:45:19] Okay.

[00:45:21] So, they probably disappeared on Arceus' ship without you realizing.

[00:45:26] So, it's Arceus' mom.

[00:45:33] To Arcam.

[00:45:34] Who?

[00:45:35] Secondary!

[00:45:36] I forgot he's stupid.

[00:45:38] My bad.

[00:45:38] My bad.

[00:45:39] Don't question me as an idiot.

[00:45:41] Because Ethan just said that he did not see them during...

[00:45:46] No, he did see them.

[00:45:46] He didn't ask him?

[00:45:47] Yeah, I did.

[00:45:48] I had first shift everyone was accounted for!

[00:45:50] No!

[00:45:50] Listen, listen.

[00:45:52] Ethan said he saw them there.

[00:45:54] Then you said you had no idea what they were, so they probably left your shift.

[00:45:59] What they were.

[00:45:59] So it's your fault.

[00:46:01] You took the blame.

[00:46:01] I have first shift.

[00:46:02] I saw everybody go to bed.

[00:46:04] I know everybody's there.

[00:46:05] Thank you very much.

[00:46:06] Then it's your fault.

[00:46:07] Even after the smoke got in my eye.

[00:46:10] I was just taking it to see what you're alive.

[00:46:12] I was just taking it to see what you're alive.

[00:46:12] What are you?

[00:46:13] Your eyes are like you both could not see.

[00:46:16] So, the alignment's gonna be CG.

[00:46:19] You can hear.

[00:46:20] Oh.

[00:46:21] Chaotic good?

[00:46:23] Oh, yeah.

[00:46:23] Yeah, she is nothing but chaos.

[00:46:25] What?

[00:46:26] She's lying constantly just for the sake of it.

[00:46:29] Your own what?

[00:46:29] Does that make her chaotic neutral, am I?

[00:46:31] Uh, not necessarily.

[00:46:33] I'm like a mixture of lawful good and chaotic neutral.

[00:46:38] My favorite.

[00:46:39] Okay.

[00:46:40] Well, once I actually see your alignment really come out, then I'll tell you what to put down.

[00:46:51] Evil and good at the same time.

[00:46:54] Okay.

[00:46:55] Wait a minute, you didn't roast it.

[00:46:57] You didn't rate it.

[00:46:58] What was it?

[00:46:59] The soup.

[00:47:00] What soup?

[00:47:00] That's bad.

[00:47:02] Now I spent all morning slaving over a hot fire making for you.

[00:47:06] We had soup.

[00:47:07] Okay, so if we kick him out, he's gonna be useless.

[00:47:10] What's the camera?

[00:47:11] The third time?

[00:47:12] Yeah.

[00:47:13] Which one?

[00:47:14] It is the one that is...

[00:47:18] Uh...

[00:47:19] That.

[00:47:21] The zero is the ten.

[00:47:22] I think we should get rid of him or get him.

[00:47:24] I gave it a ten out of ten.

[00:47:26] He's not useful.

[00:47:27] I had to roll to give it a ten.

[00:47:32] Sparrow?

[00:47:33] We can melt it.

[00:47:34] Sparrow, sparrow.

[00:47:35] I gave your soup a ten out of ten.

[00:47:37] I had to roll to fill right your soup.

[00:47:40] That was a really good chance.

[00:47:41] I didn't roll to rate it.

[00:47:43] I literally just...

[00:47:44] Not bad.

[00:47:45] Like, not the worst.

[00:47:47] But not the best.

[00:47:48] Also, I found...

[00:47:48] I found blue bears.

[00:47:49] I took all of them.

[00:47:51] We got to use chip.

[00:47:51] You gotta give them all to god damn chip.

[00:47:53] Are you, huh?

[00:47:53] I'm gonna use them on chip.

[00:47:54] Not yet.

[00:47:55] I'm gonna use them on chip.

[00:47:56] Where is chip?

[00:47:57] Can I give him some blue bears?

[00:47:58] Oh wait, that was all night you can certainly try.

[00:48:01] Is chip oversaw on that log?

[00:48:03] Chip was probably going to sleep.

[00:48:04] He was sleeping.

[00:48:05] Where was chip?

[00:48:06] Probably last night.

[00:48:07] Uh, chip was on that log.

[00:48:09] Chip was on that log.

[00:48:10] He was, uh, he was...

[00:48:11] He actually went to sleep on that log.

[00:48:13] Oh!

[00:48:14] Just curled up underneath it.

[00:48:15] Can I give him some blue bears?

[00:48:17] Sure.

[00:48:17] You should make a little black bear.

[00:48:18] I'm gonna use animal handling.

[00:48:19] I might know what I saw.

[00:48:21] You should make a chip.

[00:48:22] 13, 14, 15, 16, 17...

[00:48:26] Is that plus proficiency?

[00:48:28] Yes.

[00:48:29] If it's a 13.

[00:48:30] That might be what I saw.

[00:48:31] 19.

[00:48:32] 19.

[00:48:33] He comes up to you and actually eats them from your hand.

[00:48:36] Ah!

[00:48:37] And actually stays close by.

[00:48:39] Until he's done eating.

[00:48:41] And then...

[00:48:42] And then he moves off back to his log.

[00:48:44] He gets a log.

[00:48:45] Now, can I give each of them a blueberry to give to him?

[00:48:48] Cause he's not coming near us because they don't...

[00:48:50] He doesn't trust them.

[00:48:51] Because he's older.

[00:48:52] Watch one of us roll garbage.

[00:48:54] And then we're gonna lose it for you and then you're gonna be mad at us for the rest

[00:48:58] of this.

[00:48:59] And not to see you.

[00:49:00] So there's not...

[00:49:00] Well, I guess I'm dying.

[00:49:01] Why would we do that when there's a chance that you just get mad at us?

[00:49:03] I guess I'm dying.

[00:49:05] Is he gonna come near me because of you guys?

[00:49:07] Can I try and give him a berry?

[00:49:09] Sure.

[00:49:09] Give me an animal handling check.

[00:49:11] Yeah.

[00:49:12] Yeah.

[00:49:12] Animal handling is your wisdom.

[00:49:15] Treat your wisdom.

[00:49:16] I got 18 anyways, so...

[00:49:20] Yeah.

[00:49:22] 18.

[00:49:22] All wisdom modifier.

[00:49:25] Nothing.

[00:49:25] Okay, so 18.

[00:49:27] Yeah, it's just 18.

[00:49:28] Okay.

[00:49:28] So, yeah.

[00:49:29] Chip comes right over and eats the blueberry from your hand.

[00:49:33] We're trusting.

[00:49:34] And so while you're doing that, and then moves back off towards his new favorite place in the log.

[00:49:40] The log.

[00:49:41] Can I just pick up the log and bring it with us?

[00:49:44] Take a piece of it.

[00:49:46] Put it in my inventory.

[00:49:47] Are you able to lift the log?

[00:49:49] He could lift the log.

[00:49:50] Give me a strength check.

[00:49:52] Oh.

[00:49:53] Oh.

[00:49:53] Oh, okay.

[00:49:54] Wouldn't there also be an animal handling his chips on the log?

[00:49:57] Can Chip quickly move off it for just a second?

[00:50:00] Watch your brain.

[00:50:01] Please.

[00:50:02] You move towards the log and he moves back.

[00:50:05] Now Chip doesn't judge you anymore?

[00:50:06] I think so.

[00:50:07] You broke your favorite spot?

[00:50:08] Because while he trusts you guys while you have food, he's also still a wild animal.

[00:50:16] He works.

[00:50:17] How do I start training, Chip?

[00:50:18] Aha!

[00:50:19] My rules are very good today.

[00:50:20] 17.

[00:50:21] Wait.

[00:50:21] Hold on.

[00:50:23] 20!

[00:50:24] Total of 20?

[00:50:25] Yep.

[00:50:26] You managed to lift one end of the log off the ground.

[00:50:29] It is heavy.

[00:50:30] It is large.

[00:50:31] It probably extends the length of this room.

[00:50:35] Can I?

[00:50:35] And it's this big around.

[00:50:37] But you go right up to one end, you grab it, and struggling, you manage to pick it up

[00:50:43] and lift it overhead.

[00:50:44] Oh.

[00:50:45] Good job.

[00:50:45] Can I break my inventory?

[00:50:47] No!

[00:50:48] Can I break off a little bit of it?

[00:50:50] Can I like cut like it because I'm gonna cut up?

[00:50:53] Yeah.

[00:50:54] Can I cut a little bit?

[00:50:56] Yeah.

[00:50:56] I like hold it towards you so you can like cut it.

[00:50:58] I'm like...

[00:50:59] Cut it!

[00:51:01] It's a big freaking log, you know?

[00:51:04] Yeah, I'm like...

[00:51:05] Even that piece you're gonna cut off ain't gonna fit anywhere.

[00:51:07] What are you gonna do?

[00:51:08] Put that in your pocket?

[00:51:09] No, I'll put it in the box.

[00:51:10] Just Rainbow Sparkle.

[00:51:11] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:51:11] Backpack.

[00:51:12] I put it in Princess Rainbow Sparkles like that.

[00:51:14] No, no, just like you...

[00:51:15] Or put it on her back.

[00:51:16] Yeah, right, your back.

[00:51:17] Okay.

[00:51:17] Just like a stack of it and put it in your pocket.

[00:51:21] So you guys are gonna try to cut this thing?

[00:51:23] Yes.

[00:51:23] Yeah.

[00:51:23] No.

[00:51:24] Okay.

[00:51:24] No.

[00:51:25] You say what?

[00:51:27] Huh.

[00:51:27] Sorry.

[00:51:28] My swords.

[00:51:30] Oh, what?

[00:51:31] Do you have a set of carpet?

[00:51:32] No, I wanna see this.

[00:51:33] You go first.

[00:51:34] Wait, hold on.

[00:51:35] What'd you say?

[00:51:35] She's gonna use her sword.

[00:51:36] I don't have a sword actually.

[00:51:37] You're holding it right now.

[00:51:39] How are you gonna do that?

[00:51:40] I don't have a sword.

[00:51:41] I have a spear.

[00:51:41] You're still holding it.

[00:51:42] You're gonna cut with a spear?

[00:51:44] You're still holding it.

[00:51:46] Oh yeah, right.

[00:51:46] You never put it down.

[00:51:48] Carpenter tools!

[00:51:49] Quickly, quick!

[00:51:50] Damn it!

[00:51:51] Use your carpenter tools!

[00:51:52] I'm struggling!

[00:51:53] How big a piece are you trying to cut of this tree?

[00:51:56] Like a little nice big perch thing.

[00:51:58] Like cut like boop and then boop.

[00:52:00] Oh, so like the branch that's kinda coming off of it on the top?

[00:52:04] Yeah, but like...

[00:52:05] Do I just try to cut that off so that you gotta...

[00:52:07] No, I mean like...

[00:52:07] So you can put it down and then boop.

[00:52:09] And then boop, so that you're still on top.

[00:52:10] So like as big as this.

[00:52:13] Maybe even like a little shoulder pad so it can sit on your shoulder.

[00:52:16] Give me a carpentry check.

[00:52:19] That's gonna be your proficiency bonus plus your intelligence modifier.

[00:52:31] 22!

[00:52:32] Yep.

[00:52:33] You've managed to cut a section of the trunk off, making the essentially a cat tree out of

[00:52:42] a portion of this massive, massive log.

[00:52:46] But it's not a shoulder pad so you can't have one shoulder.

[00:52:49] For a chipmunk, that is a bed.

[00:52:49] It's just a big cat tree.

[00:52:52] That's pretty much a bed for a chipmunk.

[00:52:54] It's small enough to sleep on.

[00:52:56] Can I cut a hole like in the middle?

[00:52:59] Shut up, listen.

[00:53:00] Cat got a hole in the middle so he has like a place to go.

[00:53:03] He's gonna get stuck.

[00:53:04] How?

[00:53:06] Oh yeah, like a little hide hole.

[00:53:08] Like a bird house?

[00:53:09] Yeah!

[00:53:10] Okay.

[00:53:11] Cat trees have those things too.

[00:53:12] You realize there is a way to do this.

[00:53:14] It's probably gonna take you hours.

[00:53:16] Oh, okay, don't worry.

[00:53:17] Cause you're gonna have to cut it down the middle.

[00:53:19] Then you're gonna have to hollow out both sections.

[00:53:22] Then you're gonna have to put it back together.

[00:53:23] You can do it while we're on the road.

[00:53:26] Oh, that's true. I'll do it on the road.

[00:53:28] How big is this piece though?

[00:53:30] You cannot be using tools while walking.

[00:53:35] No, no.

[00:53:36] You don't have a cart.

[00:53:37] You can take breaks and stuff.

[00:53:38] Okay.

[00:53:39] Maybe like take breaks from walking.

[00:53:41] Sure.

[00:53:42] Like make it like a little bag.

[00:53:44] It'll take us the time to travel.

[00:53:48] Her motive is changing, Onix.

[00:53:49] Before you get this thing finished.

[00:53:50] Onix, her motive is changing.

[00:53:52] She's no longer making a boat.

[00:53:53] She's making a full mansion for a chipmunk.

[00:53:55] Yeah.

[00:53:55] For a chipmunk.

[00:53:56] And then eventually Dale.

[00:53:58] Dale.

[00:54:00] I said Dale.

[00:54:01] He said Dale.

[00:54:02] He said Dale.

[00:54:03] I said Dale.

[00:54:04] Everybody else said I said Dale, so I said Dale.

[00:54:06] Totally there were glasses for you.

[00:54:10] So that you could hear better.

[00:54:12] Isn't that hearing aids?

[00:54:13] Yes.

[00:54:16] Yes, that's what it is about.

[00:54:16] Can we continue?

[00:54:18] Okay, yeah.

[00:54:18] I've been sitting here waking up.

[00:54:21] Let's go.

[00:54:21] We gotta get on the road.

[00:54:22] Everybody's eaten.

[00:54:23] Everybody is almost healed.

[00:54:25] Let's go.

[00:54:26] While they were doing all of that log stuff, is there anything you or Arceus wanted to

[00:54:30] do?

[00:54:32] I mean besides...

[00:54:33] Try and keep him up.

[00:54:36] My hand...

[00:54:38] My hand he hurt cause of fire.

[00:54:43] Is that what you were just gonna be like?

[00:54:45] My hand hurt cause of fire.

[00:54:47] Mwaaah.

[00:54:48] That's gonna be his John when he loses.

[00:54:49] I'm cold again.

[00:54:52] We put that in the fire.

[00:54:53] You can't go sit in the fire.

[00:54:54] I'm Aaron.

[00:54:55] It's nice to meet you cold.

[00:54:59] Alright, no I'm good.

[00:55:00] I'm gonna mount my fine boss.

[00:55:01] I'm just gonna call him omnipotent voice on the side.

[00:55:02] I'll mount my fine boss.

[00:55:05] What?

[00:55:05] Okay.

[00:55:06] I'll mount my fine boss.

[00:55:08] Alright.

[00:55:08] What the occasional mister if I want to be seen?

[00:55:11] So you guys are making your way back to the road to head on towards the town?

[00:55:14] Yep.

[00:55:15] See ya.

[00:55:15] The upper's pepper.

[00:55:17] Okay.

[00:55:18] Uh, who's taking the lead?

[00:55:20] I'll take the lead cause I'm on force.

[00:55:22] No, no, no, no.

[00:55:23] Rob can't.

[00:55:24] No, I'm a boulder!

[00:55:25] Why don't I take the lead cause I'm on force?

[00:55:28] Sure.

[00:55:28] You wanna take the lead?

[00:55:29] I'm taking the lead.

[00:55:30] She's gonna die.

[00:55:31] Actually no, never mind.

[00:55:32] I don't want to take the lead.

[00:55:33] I'm at the back.

[00:55:34] I'm at the back.

[00:55:35] Okay, no, you said he would.

[00:55:41] Arceus is taking the lead.

[00:55:42] Then it's you.

[00:55:43] Giant person on this tiny little chimney.

[00:55:45] I'm at the back.

[00:55:46] You see he's really like you very much.

[00:55:47] Tiny little things.

[00:55:48] Okay, so Arceus is in the lead?

[00:55:51] Yep.

[00:55:52] I'd like you to give me a perception test.

[00:55:54] Oh no.

[00:55:54] Oh my god!

[00:55:55] This is all your guys choice.

[00:55:57] You're gonna walk into a tree.

[00:55:59] On my mouth.

[00:56:00] On our way-

[00:56:01] You're gonna walk into a tree.

[00:56:03] I walk it on my mouth?

[00:56:05] Arceus is not gonna spot the door.

[00:56:09] I also try, just in case he cares.

[00:56:11] No.

[00:56:12] No.

[00:56:12] Do you like-

[00:56:17] Shhh.

[00:56:18] You're proficient in perception.

[00:56:20] Oh, you get 13.

[00:56:21] Thirteen.

[00:56:21] You guys are riding for-

[00:56:24] Well, walking slash riding.

[00:56:27] For a couple of hours.

[00:56:29] Uh, you see a-

[00:56:30] You see a plume of dust coming down the road as though someone is driving a cart.

[00:56:37] Oh.

[00:56:38] It's just an old man in a wide brim hat as he passes you on the road.

[00:56:42] I'm feeling my plume.

[00:56:43] He tips his hat to you politely.

[00:56:46] I was just saying, where's the best people skill?

[00:56:47] He continues on his way.

[00:56:48] Me.

[00:56:49] No.

[00:56:49] It is me.

[00:56:50] Oh.

[00:56:51] No.

[00:56:53] I am.

[00:56:53] Because you're a person.

[00:56:54] You should go.

[00:56:55] You're a grudge.

[00:56:56] Guys.

[00:56:59] After that- that cart is out of sight though.

[00:57:02] Gonna get us killed.

[00:57:07] Now why did you guys run out first?

[00:57:09] Uh oh.

[00:57:09] I want to be at the back.

[00:57:11] In case anything was trying to get out.

[00:57:13] This is Arceus's fault.

[00:57:15] I knew- I wasn't my choice.

[00:57:17] It wasn't my choice.

[00:57:18] It's still your fault.

[00:57:19] It wasn't my choice.

[00:57:21] It wasn't mine either.

[00:57:22] I said to be at the back.

[00:57:23] I didn't care where anyone else was.

[00:57:24] If I remember correctly, I was told I don't get a choice.

[00:57:28] To be fair, I'm not-

[00:57:29] That was for the other option prior to this option.

[00:57:32] Thank you.

[00:57:32] Oh no.

[00:57:33] You never said I got a choice.

[00:57:35] Oh god.

[00:57:35] Oh god.

[00:57:38] Is our armor on?

[00:57:39] Before.

[00:57:40] Okay, we're dying.

[00:57:41] Ready?

[00:57:42] We're dying.

[00:57:43] This is it.

[00:57:43] This is the end.

[00:57:45] This is the end.

[00:57:45] This is the end.

[00:57:47] Our armor is on.

[00:57:48] You were first?

[00:57:50] You were last?

[00:57:51] Yes.

[00:57:51] And where were you two?

[00:57:52] Third.

[00:57:53] So you're-

[00:57:54] I'm- I'm last.

[00:57:55] No, you're second.

[00:57:56] I said before anybody else placed themselves.

[00:57:59] I was like, I'm last and nobody else- nobody debated.

[00:58:02] So I'm still at the back.

[00:58:04] You didn't debate.

[00:58:05] You did not debate.

[00:58:06] First, second, third chord.

[00:58:07] Yes.

[00:58:08] Okay.

[00:58:09] You guys hear several twangs.

[00:58:11] A crossbow bolt thuds at your feet.

[00:58:14] Ah!

[00:58:15] A second crossbow bolt-

[00:58:17] Too soon?

[00:58:18] Too soon, too soon.

[00:58:20] I'm gonna break down too soon.

[00:58:22] A second crossbow bolt nails you in the shoulder.

[00:58:25] Who?

[00:58:25] Tanner?

[00:58:26] You take 10 damage.

[00:58:29] Who shot that?

[00:58:33] Sparrow, how could you?

[00:58:38] You also hear the- you all hear the twangs.

[00:58:43] Arcus, you take 8.

[00:58:48] I'm at 10-8 damage.

[00:58:50] No, you're not.

[00:58:51] As a crossbow bolt embeds itself in your thought.

[00:58:54] Ugh.

[00:58:55] This is the exact same injuries that, like, Dick Wavius got.

[00:58:59] He got one in the shoulder, one in- no, I got one in the leg.

[00:59:02] He got one in the shoulder.

[00:59:03] Yeah, but that wasn't Dick Wavius.

[00:59:04] I got-

[00:59:04] So, guys.

[00:59:05] Mine was what mine was.

[00:59:06] Ethan.

[00:59:09] A crossbow bolt raises your arm, cutting a deep yash-

[00:59:14] For what?

[00:59:14] And hits you for 4 damage.

[00:59:18] Sorry, not 3.

[00:59:19] How did my hip take-

[00:59:20] How did I take more damage to my hip?

[00:59:22] I got 20.

[00:59:23] I still- I have 20.

[00:59:23] How did I take-

[00:59:24] I hit-

[00:59:27] Imagine you die!

[00:59:28] I did take less damage than I did when I got shot under the shoulder.

[00:59:32] It's the shoulder, but it's not that bad.

[00:59:35] Yeah.

[00:59:35] Question.

[00:59:36] Is any of you good in medical care?

[00:59:40] Yeah.

[00:59:41] Yeah, the one I got-

[00:59:42] I've got plus zero medicine.

[00:59:44] I'm screwed.

[00:59:45] I love it.

[00:59:45] If he's healing, I'm screwed.

[00:59:48] I'm screwed.

[00:59:49] You can too.

[00:59:50] If I'm dead, all of your stats throw.

[00:59:52] Who can not be a die?

[00:59:54] Huh?

[00:59:55] Where are all of your stats?

[00:59:56] You don't have any of them down.

[00:59:57] You're supposed to have them down.

[00:59:59] What do you mean the stats?

[01:00:01] Like, he doesn't have any of his saving throws down.

[01:00:04] Where's my dry erase?

[01:00:05] He's got the wisdom saving.

[01:00:07] He's got wisdom and charisma savings.

[01:00:09] Where's my dry erase?

[01:00:10] I do not know.

[01:00:12] It's somewhere.

[01:00:16] It's not under my case.

[01:00:17] I did not lose it.

[01:00:18] It's gone.

[01:00:18] I'm screwed in case.

[01:00:19] Damn you, eBay!

[01:00:23] Yeah, play the eBay's fault.

[01:00:25] Yup.

[01:00:26] Why are you doing so-

[01:00:27] We're gonna have to take thing for you now.

[01:00:28] Just like I gotta go get it.

[01:00:29] Do you want to stand up?

[01:00:31] Is it in the corner?

[01:00:32] Look at that oversight bear.

[01:00:33] Yeah, I saw it.

[01:00:34] Is it?

[01:00:34] Oh, imagine we're fighting this thing.

[01:00:38] Brock.

[01:00:39] Is it in the cushion?

[01:00:40] Dwayne.

[01:00:41] It's a goblin wing.

[01:00:42] It's not a bear.

[01:00:43] Right there.

[01:00:44] In the thing.

[01:00:45] What are you?

[01:00:45] That was fucking-

[01:00:46] Dwayne.

[01:00:47] In the fucking middle.

[01:00:49] In the fucking middle.

[01:00:50] You're in the rock?

[01:00:51] I'm not a rock.

[01:00:59] Now we're using red.

[01:01:00] That's scary.

[01:01:04] Robot dog?

[01:01:05] Yo, you must use the man.

[01:01:10] This is it.

[01:01:13] Oh my god.

[01:01:15] Is that a gnome, lizard?

[01:01:18] I like that.

[01:01:18] That's cool.

[01:01:19] So it appears there's a giant-

[01:01:21] Are those all-

[01:01:23] Are those all-

[01:01:23] That's a cha-cha.

[01:01:24] This is-

[01:01:26] This is grassland.

[01:01:28] Oh, okay.

[01:01:28] This is the road.

[01:01:30] Okay.

[01:01:30] That's all those X's and those things that we used early on the album thing before.

[01:01:35] I thought that was a line of cha-cha.

[01:01:37] The cha-cha line.

[01:01:38] Oh god.

[01:01:40] They were all hitting a road.

[01:01:42] Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

[01:01:45] Of course it has to be in the bar.

[01:01:46] Do da cha-cha.

[01:01:47] Are those all so great?

[01:01:48] Yeah, I'm not.

[01:01:51] So starting off, I grabbed the barbarian, chucked them at one.

[01:01:55] Whoa!

[01:01:56] Why are you grabbing eBay?

[01:01:59] eBay?

[01:01:59] Whoa!

[01:02:00] Before we roll into initiative-

[01:02:02] Oh great.

[01:02:05] I just wave up like this.

[01:02:07] I know why I was shot in the shoulder.

[01:02:15] Bro has a clear shot at my shoulder.

[01:02:18] Bro has a clear shot at my shoulder.

[01:02:18] Bro has a clear shot at my shoulder.

[01:02:19] Before we roll initiative, I want to be like-

[01:02:22] Well, this guy steps into the road from the grassland in front of you.

[01:02:27] I wave at him.

[01:02:29] He kind of gives you a look as he's brandishing his sword.

[01:02:33] Aww.

[01:02:34] That's not a mage?

[01:02:36] No.

[01:02:36] No, no.

[01:02:36] I don't have all of the figures that I want to.

[01:02:40] So you guys know who you are.

[01:02:42] These guys are highwaymen.

[01:02:44] They're wearing armor.

[01:02:45] They have weapons.

[01:02:47] Oh god.

[01:02:47] Our enemies!

[01:02:48] As I draw my sword and shield.

[01:02:52] I'd love to kiss.

[01:02:54] He stands before you and says, uh, this is our highway.

[01:02:58] We expect you to pay the toll.

[01:03:00] Could you have told us that before you shot us?

[01:03:02] Can I give him berries?

[01:03:03] I'd be like, I'm like really-

[01:03:05] I think they're really-

[01:03:05] I just wanted to let you know what the, uh, what the stakes were on the line if you decide

[01:03:10] to run or not pay.

[01:03:13] I feel like we can-

[01:03:14] What do we got?

[01:03:14] I'm at the back.

[01:03:15] I can't even talk.

[01:03:16] Nevermind.

[01:03:17] How much money do we have as a collective group?

[01:03:20] Four.

[01:03:22] Whatever Sparrow has.

[01:03:24] I think Sparrow's the 11th item.

[01:03:26] Can I give him berries?

[01:03:27] Like, hey, so we're actually like-

[01:03:29] We're just trying to get by with it.

[01:03:31] Like really?

[01:03:32] We have zero gold to our name?

[01:03:35] Welcome to slavery.

[01:03:35] What?

[01:03:35] Why would I have a problem?

[01:03:36] Oh.

[01:03:38] Uh, I thought you had some.

[01:03:40] Nevermind.

[01:03:40] So I have a really good idea.

[01:03:42] I'm gonna die.

[01:03:44] Usually-

[01:03:44] That's my idea.

[01:03:45] You're gonna die.

[01:03:46] That's my idea.

[01:03:46] That's my entire 35th plan.

[01:03:49] We'll end up cooking you and feeding you the Chip.

[01:03:51] That was rude.

[01:03:52] We'll have constant food, so Chip will stay with us.

[01:03:54] He might enjoy me.

[01:03:55] He might enjoy me.

[01:03:56] He might enjoy me.

[01:03:57] Can I give him some berries?

[01:03:59] What?

[01:04:00] I'm the swordsman?

[01:04:01] Yeah, berries in my cantina water.

[01:04:03] The swordsman.

[01:04:04] I-

[01:04:05] I appreciate the berries, um, but that's not gonna cover the toll.

[01:04:10] What is the toll?

[01:04:11] We are actually like incredibly poor.

[01:04:14] We have zero dollars.

[01:04:15] All of our fathers are dead.

[01:04:16] That's what it is.

[01:04:17] All of our mothers.

[01:04:18] That's okay.

[01:04:19] You've got a really nice spear there.

[01:04:20] Oh!

[01:04:21] And uh, your armor looks good too.

[01:04:23] I mean, I can-

[01:04:24] I can give you my shirt if you like.

[01:04:26] Your shirt?

[01:04:27] I have a chain shirt on me right now that I don't ever wear, so you can have-

[01:04:31] That's your armor.

[01:04:31] What is the toll?

[01:04:32] That is your armor.

[01:04:33] That is your armor.

[01:04:34] That is your armor.

[01:04:35] I can give you my adventuring pack.

[01:04:37] What is the toll?

[01:04:38] I was gonna say, that's what I was trying to ask, but again, I'm at the back.

[01:04:41] Nobody can hear me.

[01:04:42] I mean, I can-

[01:04:43] One block here.

[01:04:45] 40 gold each.

[01:04:46] Can I be like, um-

[01:04:47] Okay, so we're losing things.

[01:04:49] I- I- I have a short sword.

[01:04:52] How about this?

[01:04:52] I mean, that's- that's really all I have.

[01:04:54] I mean, I can teach you like a goblet if you want.

[01:04:56] You go to shake his hand.

[01:04:58] You go to shake his hand.

[01:04:58] I don't have a few languages.

[01:05:00] I have a shield.

[01:05:01] I'm pretty sure.

[01:05:01] Watch me miss his hand.

[01:05:03] Can I use-

[01:05:04] No, you go to shake his hand and then you can do a dog.

[01:05:06] Can I- can I try-

[01:05:07] Give me a- give me a- uh, a persuasion.

[01:05:10] Ugh.

[01:05:12] 40 each.

[01:05:13] That's an insane worker.

[01:05:14] Can we-

[01:05:15] Can we-

[01:05:15] Ah!

[01:05:16] 17.

[01:05:19] 17 with- with a boost or-

[01:05:21] Oh wait, no.

[01:05:22] Wait, so what is it under?

[01:05:23] It's persuasion which is charisma.

[01:05:26] 19.

[01:05:28] 19.

[01:05:28] Wait, persuasion.

[01:05:29] Yeah, 19.

[01:05:30] Probably even under-

[01:05:31] Wait, plus persuasion and then plus charisma?

[01:05:34] Or is it just persuasion?

[01:05:36] Persuasion is a subcategory of charisma.

[01:05:39] Huh?

[01:05:39] So it's just whatever your charisma bonus is on it, yes.

[01:05:42] Okay, yeah.

[01:05:43] So, 19.

[01:05:44] Okay.

[01:05:45] Watch it work.

[01:05:47] I- I see what you're trying to do there, young man.

[01:05:50] And uh-

[01:05:51] I'm like being such a mean.

[01:05:53] Boy after my own heart, but-

[01:05:55] You gotta pay the toll.

[01:05:57] Or you can turn back and go home.

[01:05:59] Well-

[01:06:00] Wait, can I-

[01:06:00] Okay, can I like explain to them the situation?

[01:06:03] Like I'm trying to like tell them like,

[01:06:04] Hey, look-

[01:06:05] There's a really big portal.

[01:06:06] Rock shots are here guys.

[01:06:08] It's really, really bad.

[01:06:09] They even know who they are.

[01:06:09] You need to warn the people over there.

[01:06:11] I'm trying to warn you.

[01:06:12] They even know who they are.

[01:06:12] Like, it's bad.

[01:06:14] It's like really, really bad.

[01:06:15] I'm like-

[01:06:16] They're probably-

[01:06:17] They probably are important.

[01:06:18] I'm like-

[01:06:20] I have like this like-

[01:06:21] I have like-

[01:06:21] I appreciate-

[01:06:23] I personally appreciate that you try to negotiate with literally everyone that comes by.

[01:06:28] Um-

[01:06:29] After the-

[01:06:30] Hello!

[01:06:30] Not really gonna serve you very well here.

[01:06:33] Please stop.

[01:06:36] One of them fires another crossbow bolt at you and uh-

[01:06:39] You take it in the foot for uh-

[01:06:41] Two piercing damage.

[01:06:42] Chip.

[01:06:43] I still try to negotiate with-

[01:06:45] She said his idea would just be for him to die, so it's like-

[01:06:48] Oh, yeah, then we have to get to chip.

[01:06:49] Can I try to trick them?

[01:06:51] Trick them out?

[01:06:52] Cut.

[01:06:53] I use my intimidation.

[01:06:54] We're gonna get ourselves killed if y'all keep it up.

[01:06:56] Have Chip caught on the shoulder.

[01:06:57] I have a bag of ball bearings, correct?

[01:07:00] You do?

[01:07:01] They don't know that.

[01:07:03] What do they not know?

[01:07:04] I have a-

[01:07:08] Oh my goodness.

[01:07:08] Can I give that to them?

[01:07:11] But before they take it,

[01:07:13] I try and let you attack him.

[01:07:15] Give me a deception.

[01:07:17] Deception.

[01:07:18] Deception is in your charisma.

[01:07:23] And you're committed to this course of action, yes?

[01:07:25] Wait, can I have this triangle to the end first?

[01:07:28] Can we get a deception check?

[01:07:30] I've been getting kind of good.

[01:07:31] Why not see how good they are?

[01:07:35] I'll try and get yourself on.

[01:07:36] Guys, we're not allowed to pass, though,

[01:07:39] and we have to get away.

[01:07:39] We can't pass him.

[01:07:41] This is pretty much the case right now.

[01:07:42] We cannot pass him.

[01:07:44] I say we let the horse and donkey...

[01:07:46] We try to pass him.

[01:07:47] He's going to let them open fire on us.

[01:07:49] I have an idea.

[01:07:50] I can guarantee it.

[01:07:51] Honest, I say we let the horse and donkey deal with him.

[01:07:53] The horse and donkey will absolutely kick their butt.

[01:07:57] My fine black ass will kick him.

[01:07:59] Why?

[01:08:00] You were talking, though.

[01:08:02] We have two options.

[01:08:03] I need to stop you there for just a second.

[01:08:07] I don't know if I told you this.

[01:08:08] I know I told her this, and I know I told her this.

[01:08:12] You have a donkey.

[01:08:13] It is considered a pet.

[01:08:16] The first time you use it in combat,

[01:08:19] it is fair game for me to slaughter.

[01:08:22] Oh, I see.

[01:08:23] I will let you keep it peacefully and not destroy it,

[01:08:29] so long as you never use it in combat.

[01:08:31] But the first time you use it in combat...

[01:08:33] It's good.

[01:08:34] I'm not going to kill it intentionally,

[01:08:38] but it's no longer wearing plot arm.

[01:08:40] I will not stop the dice from killing it.

[01:08:43] Speaking of that, can I put my horse on?

[01:08:46] Yeah, absolutely.

[01:08:48] I see.

[01:08:48] Like, if a fireball got dropped in the middle of your party right now,

[01:08:52] and it killed all of you,

[01:08:53] it would not kill your fine black ass or your horse.

[01:08:57] Those would be the only two...

[01:08:59] Or your squirrel.

[01:09:00] Those would be the survivors.

[01:09:03] However, if you use your donkey to charge somebody,

[01:09:08] then that plot armor is lost.

[01:09:10] I see.

[01:09:11] I just wanted to give you fair warning.

[01:09:13] All right.

[01:09:13] I will 16.

[01:09:14] Okay, guys, we have two options.

[01:09:16] On what?

[01:09:17] Animal handling for my horse.

[01:09:18] Oh, okay.

[01:09:19] It's your horse.

[01:09:21] It is well-trained.

[01:09:22] Guys, we have two options.

[01:09:23] One, attack.

[01:09:25] Or two, sneak around.

[01:09:28] I don't think we can sneak around.

[01:09:30] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:09:30] Is what they consider their territory the highway itself

[01:09:35] or the surrounding area as well?

[01:09:37] You don't know.

[01:09:39] Can I ask?

[01:09:40] I'm like, do you own this area?

[01:09:43] Anybody have persuasion about this?

[01:09:45] You do.

[01:09:46] I'm just like, I ask really nicely.

[01:09:48] I'm like, you do.

[01:09:49] You talk to me.

[01:09:50] I don't like that either.

[01:09:51] Or if we step on the highway, are we like...

[01:09:53] He kind of chuckles and says,

[01:09:56] just the highway.

[01:09:57] If you want to travel through the woods,

[01:09:59] you're welcome to.

[01:10:01] But don't step foot on my highway.

[01:10:03] Okay, yeah.

[01:10:04] I mean, I'll give you my bronze short sword.

[01:10:08] We'll just travel through the woods if you like.

[01:10:11] We gotta know how far the church we're in.

[01:10:12] That bronze short sword is a pipe from the previous.

[01:10:15] Oh, never mind.

[01:10:16] No.

[01:10:16] Does that mean?

[01:10:17] We don't know how we like this.

[01:10:19] No, I'm going to be in some berries and I'm like,

[01:10:21] hey, we'll just travel through the woods.

[01:10:22] Wait, can't we just block 15?

[01:10:24] Yeah, I just asked.

[01:10:25] I said, the woods are fair game.

[01:10:26] We can travel through the woods if we want to.

[01:10:29] And we did yes.

[01:10:29] Just not the highway.

[01:10:30] But keep in mind, if you're traveling through the woods,

[01:10:32] you're moving at half speed.

[01:10:34] It's going to take you twice as long to get to the town.

[01:10:36] But we won't be attacked.

[01:10:38] How far are we from the town at this moment?

[01:10:40] By road?

[01:10:41] About a day.

[01:10:42] So about two days if we go and tracked through the woods.

[01:10:45] It wouldn't matter.

[01:10:46] Not that thing.

[01:10:47] We could.

[01:10:47] We need to get the information out as fast as possible.

[01:10:50] Or we could go through the grasslands.

[01:10:51] Can I ask him about the grasslands?

[01:10:52] Like, do you also own the grasslands?

[01:10:54] You own the grasslands.

[01:10:55] He came out of the grasslands.

[01:10:57] Or we could just go through the woods for now and then.

[01:11:00] Are you new around here?

[01:11:02] Yes.

[01:11:02] Yes, very, very much so.

[01:11:03] I'm homeless.

[01:11:05] I'm literally homeless.

[01:11:07] My dad just died.

[01:11:10] I'm homeless.

[01:11:12] Give me a persuasion test.

[01:11:13] Oh my goodness.

[01:11:14] You don't persuade him enough.

[01:11:16] You don't want to do another fight.

[01:11:18] Ninety!

[01:11:20] He laughs.

[01:11:22] You know, kid, I don't hate you.

[01:11:25] Oh.

[01:11:25] So, I'll warn you.

[01:11:28] Those grasslands are the hunting territory of a minotaur tribe.

[01:11:34] Aye.

[01:11:35] Okay.

[01:11:35] If you go through their grasslands, they will find you.

[01:11:41] Get through the forest, guys.

[01:11:42] Okay.

[01:11:42] I'm like this young, like, what?

[01:11:45] I'm like 17 years old.

[01:11:47] I look like a big.

[01:11:49] I'm like, I don't know anything.

[01:11:51] That's pretty much my character is.

[01:11:53] I suppose.

[01:11:54] So, I'm like, okay.

[01:11:56] Pretty cool.

[01:12:02] And we don't want to be killed at the moment by you because we don't have any money.

[01:12:07] Grab the stick.

[01:12:08] So, we might just go through the woods.

[01:12:10] If you don't mind.

[01:12:11] Does everyone agree with that?

[01:12:13] The woods?

[01:12:13] Yes.

[01:12:14] Sure.

[01:12:14] Okay.

[01:12:15] And I'm like, I'm like.

[01:12:16] No.

[01:12:17] Um.

[01:12:20] And like, we turn around and we go through the woods.

[01:12:22] Hold up a second.

[01:12:23] Yes.

[01:12:26] You kids have been traveling along our road for half the day.

[01:12:31] No.

[01:12:31] We still expect some payments.

[01:12:33] What?

[01:12:34] Well, take your backpacks.

[01:12:36] Full of supplies.

[01:12:40] My mother.

[01:12:41] Yeah, but so was the other guy.

[01:12:42] Are you asking him or are you trying to slip it into a pocket?

[01:12:46] I think it's better to ask.

[01:12:51] Because it's our main essentials.

[01:12:55] You guys are like the least murder hobo-y group I've ever seen.

[01:12:59] I gave him berries.

[01:13:02] I gave him fresh water.

[01:13:03] He's getting us killed.

[01:13:05] Okay.

[01:13:05] I gave him berries.

[01:13:06] I gave him fresh water.

[01:13:07] I negotiated with him.

[01:13:09] He should not be asking for more.

[01:13:10] I'm sorry.

[01:13:11] That's just berries and water.

[01:13:11] But it's because of how long we've been walking with him there.

[01:13:13] So was the other guy.

[01:13:13] You've already been traveling on his road.

[01:13:15] What did the other guy?

[01:13:16] What did you?

[01:13:17] How far could he see us from where he was?

[01:13:20] He's not going to ask for your short sword, which is a gift from Jaquavius, nor your armor.

[01:13:27] Just each of your backpacks.

[01:13:29] Can I just give him a few stuff on my backpacks?

[01:13:32] Is it just the backpack he wants?

[01:13:34] He's like, you didn't have the stuff in it.

[01:13:35] I just want the bag so I can carry stuff.

[01:13:39] Fair.

[01:13:39] Fair.

[01:13:40] He throws a burlap sack at your feet.

[01:13:43] Fill the sack.

[01:13:44] Okay.

[01:13:45] Oh my.

[01:13:47] So I open up my bag.

[01:13:49] You all have an explorer's bag.

[01:13:51] Okay.

[01:13:52] Which is where your rations are, and it does have some random.

[01:13:57] Wait.

[01:13:58] So I asked him, wait, do I alone need to fill this bag?

[01:14:01] Or can I take stuff from my party and fill this bag too?

[01:14:04] What?

[01:14:05] No.

[01:14:06] Everybody pays up.

[01:14:07] Okay.

[01:14:08] So we have this burlap sack.

[01:14:09] How big is it?

[01:14:10] Is it like a really, really big bag, or is it like a little-ish?

[01:14:13] It's a big rucksack.

[01:14:15] Oh my god.

[01:14:16] Like, you could fit a whole person in it.

[01:14:19] What?

[01:14:19] Could you fit a boulder?

[01:14:20] He wants all of your traveling supplies.

[01:14:24] Oh wait.

[01:14:24] Question.

[01:14:25] Before we do that, how many rations do I have?

[01:14:29] Because I have not used any.

[01:14:31] How many would I have?

[01:14:32] Wait, how many rations?

[01:14:32] Uh, you would have used some yesterday.

[01:14:38] Do I still have those little-

[01:14:40] Remember?

[01:14:40] Okay, yeah, but-

[01:14:41] No, that was before you guys-

[01:14:43] No, she had berries.

[01:14:44] Yeah, she had some berries.

[01:14:46] That wasn't going to last.

[01:14:47] That's not like food for a day.

[01:14:48] Hold on.

[01:14:48] Okay, so how many would I have right now?

[01:14:50] You know, um, first campaign when you said there was lots of dry, like, grass?

[01:14:56] No!

[01:14:56] Did I take any of those with me?

[01:14:59] You wouldn't have, no.

[01:15:01] Just because there's dry grass everywhere.

[01:15:03] Because I was about to say, why don't I stuff the bag full of all of that dry grass and then you walk away while he thinks there's stuff in it?

[01:15:11] I mean, you're certain that I'm not giving it up.

[01:15:14] I'm trying to fill it with grass.

[01:15:18] No, I mean, you're not in the league.

[01:15:20] But he wants the contents of your backpack.

[01:15:22] I've already been shot every day.

[01:15:24] You asked to keep just the backpack.

[01:15:26] He wants your rations.

[01:15:27] He wants-

[01:15:28] It's definitely not drying.

[01:15:30] I mean, if I do have a bunch of dried grass, wouldn't it be fair to put the stuff in there because it was in my bag?

[01:15:37] Okay, so an Explorer's pack includes a backpack, a bedroll, a mess kit, a tinderbox, torches, rations, a water skin, and 50 feet of hemp and rope.

[01:15:50] He wants everything except the backpack.

[01:15:53] I don't really want to have a saying, because if I say no, then we end up getting it.

[01:15:57] Can I ask him what he's using it for?

[01:15:59] Are you using this for your people?

[01:16:02] Because we can help you if you guys need stuff.

[01:16:04] I'm going to sell it and pay my boys.

[01:16:07] I didn't get a tax for some reason.

[01:16:08] Well, why don't you just get a job?

[01:16:11] I mean, there's lots of jobs in the world.

[01:16:13] We can help you find jobs for everyone if you need them.

[01:16:17] Matrix.

[01:16:19] What did you just say?

[01:16:20] I'm joking.

[01:16:21] I'm joking.

[01:16:22] I was just kidding.

[01:16:24] No, no, no.

[01:16:25] No.

[01:16:27] You're literally going to tell a highway brigand to go get a job.

[01:16:33] That's what you're going to do?

[01:16:34] No.

[01:16:35] Please don't.

[01:16:39] Sit down in the front.

[01:16:40] I'm not.

[01:16:41] No.

[01:16:42] Okay.

[01:16:43] Okay.

[01:16:44] Okay.

[01:16:47] I just want to point out, like, highwaymen is synonymous with brigand.

[01:16:52] They're bandits.

[01:16:53] These are not officials of any kind.

[01:16:56] You guys are being shaken down.

[01:16:57] This is a robbery.

[01:16:58] Never mind.

[01:17:00] Let's kick their asses.

[01:17:01] Attack.

[01:17:02] Let's kick their asses.

[01:17:03] All in favor, raise your hand for attack.

[01:17:05] One, two, three, four.

[01:17:07] Can I do a attack?

[01:17:08] Can we quickly do a, can I do a persuade and check on the archers?

[01:17:11] Oh my god.

[01:17:12] How many do you see?

[01:17:13] How are you going to try to persuade them?

[01:17:15] I want to.

[01:17:15] No, no, no.

[01:17:16] You mean perception?

[01:17:17] My bad.

[01:17:18] Can I try?

[01:17:18] Just see where they are?

[01:17:19] I want to see, I want to see, like, their gear.

[01:17:21] What their gear looks like.

[01:17:22] You don't even know where they really are.

[01:17:24] Okay.

[01:17:24] We're only doing a perception test.

[01:17:26] Whoa.

[01:17:26] Everybody?

[01:17:27] Whoa.

[01:17:27] Uh, no, just, just him.

[01:17:31] But, like, why are they like this?

[01:17:35] You don't know.

[01:17:36] You don't know their motivations.

[01:17:37] They're people.

[01:17:38] They, they, they.

[01:17:38] They're bandits.

[01:17:39] Can I ask why they're bandits?

[01:17:40] Maybe they're greedy bastards.

[01:17:42] Maybe they're evil sons of bitches.

[01:17:45] Maybe, maybe they have a sick mother.

[01:17:47] Who knows?

[01:17:49] Can I ask him?

[01:17:49] Why would they need?

[01:17:51] He's getting a little, a little fed up.

[01:17:55] Okay.

[01:17:55] With the time right again.

[01:17:56] And, okay, so I'm like.

[01:17:57] And, and you're bartering.

[01:17:59] Okay.

[01:18:00] I can tell you're getting kind of pissed off.

[01:18:02] We'll just fill the bag and then we'll be out of your beautiful hair.

[01:18:05] Okay?

[01:18:05] I got, I got 12 on the perception.

[01:18:08] If he's not both.

[01:18:09] If I say.

[01:18:10] You probably don't see him in the room.

[01:18:13] I can't.

[01:18:14] I can't.

[01:18:14] I can't.

[01:18:14] I can't.

[01:18:14] I just like.

[01:18:15] He has, he has a glorious beard, but he's wearing a hat, so you can't tell.

[01:18:19] Okay.

[01:18:19] So, uh, we'll just fill a sack and we'll be out of your glorious beard.

[01:18:23] Okay.

[01:18:25] Okay.

[01:18:25] Onyx, what were you going to say?

[01:18:27] I wanted to ask if I can be an heirloom.

[01:18:28] Did anybody else think about their heirloom or was it just me?

[01:18:32] Heirloom?

[01:18:32] What we were given by our.

[01:18:33] Oh, your trinket.

[01:18:35] Yeah.

[01:18:35] I said heirloom because that's what I thought of.

[01:18:37] That's the word that was.

[01:18:39] What was everyone given by their.

[01:18:41] I'd rather keep mine.

[01:18:41] As a trinket?

[01:18:42] Yes.

[01:18:44] Hmm?

[01:18:44] I was given my bra and shirt sword.

[01:18:51] I love that.

[01:18:51] Okay, so.

[01:18:52] I missed him.

[01:18:52] Tanner, Tanner.

[01:18:54] Well, no, you guys all had trinkets as well.

[01:18:56] Like a useless little nothing item.

[01:19:00] Yeah, but it could be coming into play.

[01:19:01] I don't have anything.

[01:19:02] Just a little needle.

[01:19:03] What's a little needle going to do?

[01:19:04] Yeah, your needle that never breaks.

[01:19:06] I was never given the trinket.

[01:19:09] She worked.

[01:19:09] I wasn't given one.

[01:19:10] Oh, no, because she made the character without me present.

[01:19:15] Yeah.

[01:19:15] So we didn't do that.

[01:19:16] I just made him up on the fly.

[01:19:18] Onyx, I got an empty silver box inscribed with dreams.

[01:19:26] Woohoo!

[01:19:28] They call them a boat.

[01:19:29] I got a needle that never bends.

[01:19:32] What did you get?

[01:19:33] And now it's from like an 80 something.

[01:19:34] I don't remember.

[01:19:35] Did you not write it down?

[01:19:37] It should be the first thing in your inventory.

[01:19:39] Mine was my armor, but my second thing was that.

[01:19:41] Nate Scalbert.

[01:19:44] That fits.

[01:19:45] That fits no blade that you own.

[01:19:47] Oh, yes.

[01:19:49] So we'll find the best.

[01:19:50] There's the first two lines.

[01:19:51] Imagine if he has it and it's like a friendship necklace.

[01:19:56] Like, I have the sword.

[01:19:57] You have the scabbard.

[01:19:59] We're besties for life.

[01:20:00] Okay.

[01:20:01] It fits no sword.

[01:20:02] Arceus.

[01:20:02] Can we just like ask to keep these things because they're like useless?

[01:20:05] Yeah.

[01:20:06] Yeah.

[01:20:06] Like, can we please keep our like trinkets?

[01:20:09] Because like that's all the...

[01:20:10] If you're attacking...

[01:20:10] We shouldn't put our things in the bag already.

[01:20:12] The people we love.

[01:20:13] We don't...

[01:20:13] We haven't.

[01:20:14] Like my house was burned down.

[01:20:16] She...

[01:20:17] Her people left her.

[01:20:18] Um, he...

[01:20:20] His person died.

[01:20:22] His person always died.

[01:20:23] Roll a percentile for me.

[01:20:24] Oh, God.

[01:20:25] What are you rolling for?

[01:20:26] This is for your trinket.

[01:20:28] Roll your percentile.

[01:20:29] Um, 98.

[01:20:32] 98.

[01:20:33] Okay.

[01:20:34] So you have a glass jar filled with fat that is labeled griffin grease.

[01:20:51] Of course you have that.

[01:20:53] One, one, two.

[01:20:54] And she treasures it.

[01:20:57] Just every...

[01:20:58] I just have a little needle.

[01:20:59] That's okay.

[01:21:00] I got...

[01:21:01] Can I roll?

[01:21:02] That's actually disgusting.

[01:21:06] I mean, if you really want, yeah.

[01:21:08] Okay, yeah.

[01:21:09] I don't...

[01:21:10] I kind of see it like...

[01:21:11] Flag back.

[01:21:12] He tries to give me the jar.

[01:21:14] I'm like, ew.

[01:21:14] Fuck no.

[01:21:16] Well, no.

[01:21:17] That's...

[01:21:17] That wouldn't have been from your mentor.

[01:21:18] It's just something you happen to have.

[01:21:20] It's a weird trinket that you wrote.

[01:21:22] But...

[01:21:22] I thought...

[01:21:23] That went from my mentor then?

[01:21:25] Your sword came from your mentor.

[01:21:27] Yeah.

[01:21:28] But...

[01:21:28] Yes.

[01:21:29] I got this sheet that was...

[01:21:31] I've got an empty silver box.

[01:21:32] I can chisel myself to make myself...

[01:21:33] Because some of these things are just random.

[01:21:35] Like super, super random.

[01:21:36] I have an empty silver box inscribed with torches.

[01:21:38] An empty silver box inscribed with...

[01:21:40] 91.

[01:21:41] It's empty.

[01:21:42] Because there's no dreams that he found.

[01:21:43] Reroll.

[01:21:44] I got a needle.

[01:21:45] It was what somebody else got.

[01:21:46] Is it my needle?

[01:21:47] Yeah.

[01:21:48] Yeah.

[01:21:48] I got a sheet.

[01:21:50] That's it.

[01:21:52] It doesn't fit a single sword.

[01:21:53] There's no sword that fits in it.

[01:21:56] That you currently own.

[01:21:57] That's what it is.

[01:21:58] So it is a...

[01:21:59] Um...

[01:22:01] Dead...

[01:22:02] Scarab beetle.

[01:22:03] You've found.

[01:22:03] Scarab beetle.

[01:22:03] The size of your hand.

[01:22:05] It could fit a sword that you have yet.

[01:22:06] You're a bone collector.

[01:22:08] If you find a sword that will fit it.

[01:22:09] One day.

[01:22:10] One day.

[01:22:12] So she went from...

[01:22:13] She went from Greece to a beetle.

[01:22:16] A jar of beetles?

[01:22:17] No.

[01:22:18] A dead beetle.

[01:22:18] A giant...

[01:22:19] A dead giant beetle the size of her hand.

[01:22:22] That's worse!

[01:22:24] No, that's better.

[01:22:25] That's actually kind of better.

[01:22:26] That's so much better.

[01:22:27] If you think of it.

[01:22:28] It's a dead bug.

[01:22:29] The other one is dripping grease.

[01:22:33] In a jar.

[01:22:34] Okay, I mean...

[01:22:35] You could literally put it on cast iron.

[01:22:38] Use it to kick the iron.

[01:22:39] Pry...

[01:22:40] Pry...

[01:22:41] Please?

[01:22:42] Don't.

[01:22:43] I know.

[01:22:43] Don't.

[01:22:43] Please don't.

[01:22:44] Don't.

[01:22:45] Stop.

[01:22:46] Stop.

[01:22:46] Stop it.

[01:22:46] So what is the plan?

[01:22:47] Attack?

[01:22:48] Attack.

[01:22:50] What do you think tallow is?

[01:22:52] Large.

[01:22:52] What?

[01:22:53] Can we like leave?

[01:22:54] Like just run away?

[01:22:56] We try to run away without putting stuff in the bag.

[01:22:58] They're going to try to kill us.

[01:23:00] So we're going to be stuck into a fight.

[01:23:01] Either way.

[01:23:02] Might as well start first.

[01:23:04] So...

[01:23:05] What are you guys doing?

[01:23:06] What if I dump your stuff in the bag?

[01:23:08] You don't have the griffin grease anymore.

[01:23:10] You have a beetle.

[01:23:11] You have a beetle.

[01:23:12] I know.

[01:23:12] Pinch him like a beetle.

[01:23:14] What if I put the beetle in the bag and it like scares him?

[01:23:17] And he's like...

[01:23:18] But she's afraid of bugs.

[01:23:19] For a beetle.

[01:23:23] You can try anything you like, but you only get time to try one thing.

[01:23:28] Telephone.

[01:23:31] We...

[01:23:31] No.

[01:23:32] Let me be clear.

[01:23:32] What do we do, guys?

[01:23:33] Because I don't think we should attack.

[01:23:35] I think we should.

[01:23:36] We're getting robbed.

[01:23:38] I don't want to be robbed.

[01:23:38] Don't get robbed.

[01:23:40] Just fuck them.

[01:23:41] Rob them.

[01:23:44] Stop them.

[01:23:45] They'll keep robbing people.

[01:23:46] Well, yeah.

[01:23:47] Or rob us even more if we don't hurry the hell up.

[01:23:50] All right.

[01:23:50] I was talking about that.

[01:23:51] Why don't I intimidate them?

[01:23:52] Make them not...

[01:23:53] I got like a lot of intimidation because I'm barbarian and stuff.

[01:23:57] You're not intimidate.

[01:23:58] I have plus four intimidation.

[01:24:00] No.

[01:24:02] And it's proficiency, so I would have, what?

[01:24:05] Six intimidation.

[01:24:06] But just remember, you intimidate them, there's a good chance they might get ready to attack you.

[01:24:11] Because they'll be intimidated by your presence.

[01:24:12] Exactly.

[01:24:14] So let's just swing first.

[01:24:16] Or whatever first.

[01:24:18] All right.

[01:24:19] I rush this guy.

[01:24:21] You're the happier.

[01:24:22] On your horse?

[01:24:23] I quickly get off my horse.

[01:24:25] I pop off my horse ladder and go into the grass.

[01:24:27] He's going to charge you.

[01:24:28] No, not into the grass.

[01:24:29] Not into the grass.

[01:24:31] I let her go a little bit away.

[01:24:34] You know?

[01:24:35] So she doesn't get hurt.

[01:24:36] I am not losing.

[01:24:37] I'm going to just do a ride in on this fine black ass.

[01:24:38] I'm going to dismount, walk up to him.

[01:24:41] I'm going to...

[01:24:42] Did you slap him?

[01:24:43] No, I'm not.

[01:24:44] I've actually done that with him.

[01:24:48] I'm going to walk up to him.

[01:24:49] Can I act like I'm about to give him something?

[01:24:51] Give me a deception.

[01:24:52] Oh my goodness.

[01:24:54] I'm stupid.

[01:24:56] 17 plus...

[01:24:57] Deception is...

[01:24:59] 20.

[01:24:59] 30.

[01:24:59] 20.

[01:25:00] 30, 20.

[01:25:01] Okay.

[01:25:02] Yes.

[01:25:03] Okay.

[01:25:04] I'm glad to see you finally come to your senses.

[01:25:08] He puts his hand out.

[01:25:10] Can I...

[01:25:11] What?

[01:25:12] Can I grapple him?

[01:25:13] What?

[01:25:14] You put him there from further.

[01:25:15] Grapple and then you smash him across all of the trees.

[01:25:19] Put him into a grapple.

[01:25:20] No, no, no.

[01:25:20] What you do is...

[01:25:21] And then you swing.

[01:25:23] Oh my god.

[01:25:24] Strength test.

[01:25:25] I don't have a shield on me.

[01:25:27] You're a boulder.

[01:25:28] I'm going to use him as a human shield.

[01:25:30] Thank you.

[01:25:30] No, no, no, no.

[01:25:31] I'm using him as a human shield.

[01:25:33] I almost stopped.

[01:25:35] They're on the left of us.

[01:25:35] Yeah, I'm going to grab him, push him here and go...

[01:25:38] You know what?

[01:25:39] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:25:40] All right.

[01:25:41] Dude, what you do is you throw...

[01:25:43] It's too late.

[01:25:44] I'm in this grapple duel.

[01:25:46] You guys better think of something fast.

[01:25:48] I have.

[01:25:49] We haven't even...

[01:25:50] Fireball!

[01:25:50] We haven't even gone for any shit because this is just your action.

[01:25:53] Push it.

[01:25:53] Not 20.

[01:25:54] Oh my god.

[01:25:55] Plus your strength.

[01:25:57] So...

[01:25:57] 20 on the matter.

[01:25:58] He rolled a natural 20.

[01:25:59] All right.

[01:26:00] You managed to grab him.

[01:26:01] You twist his arm into an armbar.

[01:26:02] Get it behind his back.

[01:26:03] You are behind him.

[01:26:06] And now everybody roll initiative.

[01:26:08] Oh god.

[01:26:09] Initiate.

[01:26:09] Nat 20.

[01:26:10] Batchy.

[01:26:12] Somebody's just like...

[01:26:13] Nat 20.

[01:26:15] Yes.

[01:26:16] Nat 20.

[01:26:18] So now you roll initiative too?

[01:26:20] No.

[01:26:21] Because he's just sitting there.

[01:26:22] Because I grappled him.

[01:26:23] Because I grappled him.

[01:26:24] Okay.

[01:26:25] So what did you do?

[01:26:25] Let's go.

[01:26:27] All right.

[01:26:27] No.

[01:26:28] My roll.

[01:26:28] I'm just sitting there with Onyx.

[01:26:29] Godfarers.

[01:26:30] You hit Onyx.

[01:26:31] You guys are just scared.

[01:26:32] Because now whenever I'm going...

[01:26:34] I'm going to...

[01:26:34] I'm going to...

[01:26:35] I'm going to...

[01:26:35] It's going to be absolute shit.

[01:26:37] But whenever it's something insignificant...

[01:26:39] He's probably the first time to push your initiative.

[01:26:40] Help me.

[01:26:41] Uh.

[01:26:42] Onyx.

[01:26:43] Looking at me in surprise as I just...

[01:26:45] Initiative is just your initiative bonus here.

[01:26:48] Right?

[01:26:49] Yes.

[01:26:49] Yes.

[01:26:49] I said dexterity.

[01:26:50] Well, yes.

[01:26:51] Which...

[01:26:51] That bonus is your dexterity loss.

[01:26:54] Oh, my God.

[01:26:55] Oh, my God.

[01:26:56] It's one of the few...

[01:26:56] Never mind.

[01:26:57] So it's a little bit better than I thought it was.

[01:26:58] Onyx.

[01:26:59] This is one of the few times you just looked at me.

[01:27:00] Okay.

[01:27:01] 22.

[01:27:02] Did anybody get 20 to 25?

[01:27:05] I got 22.

[01:27:06] Okay.

[01:27:12] They're in shock, so we don't want...

[01:27:13] They're in shock as I grab their lead.

[01:27:14] What did you get?

[01:27:17] Just say...

[01:27:17] I've twisted his arm.

[01:27:18] Just give it a second.

[01:27:19] I don't like this.

[01:27:20] Okay.

[01:27:21] Uh.

[01:27:21] 15 to 20.

[01:27:21] I have my crossbow still, right?

[01:27:24] What'd you get?

[01:27:25] 17.

[01:27:25] 17?

[01:27:26] I don't think they'll shoot me.

[01:27:27] Was I adding your initiative?

[01:27:28] Yeah.

[01:27:29] All right.

[01:27:29] So I still have my crossbow, right?

[01:27:31] I can't even have natural time.

[01:27:32] Yes.

[01:27:33] Good for you.

[01:27:33] Okay.

[01:27:34] So can I ask you to do it?

[01:27:35] You're completely on your turn, yes?

[01:27:37] Put that into my head.

[01:27:39] Where'd my number go?

[01:27:40] Where'd it go?

[01:27:41] It's always my number.

[01:27:42] Uh, you got 17?

[01:27:43] Yep.

[01:27:43] All right.

[01:27:45] So he's gonna try and escape my ground.

[01:27:46] Can I hear who the lowest number is?

[01:27:49] With my sword?

[01:27:50] Yes, please do.

[01:27:50] I would just run over him.

[01:27:52] Because he's in a grapple.

[01:27:53] He can't move.

[01:27:55] But he's gonna fight me every time.

[01:27:57] So I need someone to please stab him quickly.

[01:27:59] Uh, 10 to 14?

[01:28:02] Yeah.

[01:28:03] I want to know who the last one is.

[01:28:05] Can I know who's last right now?

[01:28:07] I don't know who's last yet.

[01:28:08] Okay, well, 11.

[01:28:11] I got nine.

[01:28:16] Okay, again.

[01:28:17] I'm slow, okay?

[01:28:19] Every time we've done this, I've gotten less than 15.

[01:28:21] I don't know how.

[01:28:22] Even with the initiative.

[01:28:23] Sometimes going last is better.

[01:28:25] Did it look good?

[01:28:27] No, it is.

[01:28:28] I didn't have to.

[01:28:28] When I could throw them all up by throwing my axe at them to like, just potentially deteriorate

[01:28:32] their shot, it's probably better than I go before them.

[01:28:35] I'm just saying, as a wizard, it's better to know.

[01:28:38] Not a wizard.

[01:28:39] I'm aware, but I always play a wizard.

[01:28:42] What the fuck?

[01:28:42] As a wizard, it's better to know what everybody else is doing before you do your thing.

[01:28:47] Fair enough.

[01:28:48] Magic music!

[01:28:50] Uh, so onyx was 11.

[01:28:52] You were about to cast magic.

[01:28:54] Anybody get, uh, 5 to 10?

[01:28:56] Did you roll your initiative?

[01:28:58] I didn't have to.

[01:28:59] Okay, then you know everybody here.

[01:29:00] Well, I don't have his initiative.

[01:29:02] I didn't roll.

[01:29:03] I was grappling.

[01:29:05] Oh, yeah, you still have to roll.

[01:29:10] So yes, you have a number between whatever you just said.

[01:29:13] Uh, 5 and 10?

[01:29:15] Yes.

[01:29:15] Is that an end?

[01:29:16] Okay, so what is it?

[01:29:17] 7?

[01:29:17] I have 7, man.

[01:29:18] You have two in your initiative, so 7.

[01:29:19] Wow.

[01:29:22] Oh my god, this is it.

[01:29:23] Am I correct?

[01:29:23] Can I make fog?

[01:29:24] Because it's precipitation?

[01:29:25] And I'm gonna love it every day.

[01:29:27] But like, as an illusion, like, there's not actually fog.

[01:29:30] Alright, Ethan, you're up first.

[01:29:32] Oh.

[01:29:32] Nice.

[01:29:33] Um, well, I just posed, like, a question.

[01:29:37] Can I make, like, fake fog with prestigitation?

[01:29:41] A very small amount of it.

[01:29:45] Because otherwise you're talking about the fog cloud spell, which is a level 1 spell.

[01:29:53] Plenty and prestigitation is not useful in combat.

[01:29:58] So this might be your, I'm gonna blame this on you.

[01:29:59] Okay.

[01:30:01] So that means I have 3 things.

[01:30:03] No offense.

[01:30:05] You still wanted to attack, so if we die, it's your fault.

[01:30:07] And you only have one spell slot between those two.

[01:30:10] I cast Fireball on the tree.

[01:30:13] It's not Fireball, it's Produce Flame.

[01:30:16] Yes.

[01:30:17] Produce Flame.

[01:30:17] Get out of the leaves.

[01:30:18] It's an intense, short flame.

[01:30:22] So, no.

[01:30:23] If you cast Produce Flame and you conjure the flame in your hand, you could go up and set a tree on fire.

[01:30:29] But it's gonna take time to get it to start burning.

[01:30:32] Oh, so what if we cover for them while they sit the entire forest on fire?

[01:30:37] Forest Fire.

[01:30:38] The poor deer.

[01:30:38] If you rolled a critical failure, or critical success if it's something you were looking to do,

[01:30:48] then you could set the Super Dry Grasslands on fire, but that's probably gonna start a wildfire.

[01:30:56] That's not gonna be good because then I get to notify the other guys.

[01:31:02] It would...

[01:31:03] Minotars.

[01:31:06] Um, got it at the end.

[01:31:09] As you said, the hex jumps.

[01:31:11] When that person dies, then you can move it to the next person.

[01:31:15] Yeah.

[01:31:16] So, it just goes on the line.

[01:31:18] I mean, depends.

[01:31:19] Well, you get to pick which person it goes to when that person dies.

[01:31:25] So, I hex.

[01:31:26] I just need to have a stab.

[01:31:27] This one?

[01:31:29] Yes.

[01:31:29] Don't kill him.

[01:31:30] Okay.

[01:31:31] I'm at the back.

[01:31:32] I don't have enough range.

[01:31:33] I have to throw something.

[01:31:34] Ball tackle me.

[01:31:36] I don't have enough range.

[01:31:38] You get over there.

[01:31:40] And I have to throw something.

[01:31:41] I'm at the back.

[01:31:43] And that was a bonus action.

[01:31:44] You still have your action.

[01:31:45] I roll low enough.

[01:31:46] I can hit you.

[01:31:47] No.

[01:31:48] The ground did it.

[01:31:50] Not again.

[01:31:51] Exactly.

[01:31:52] I'm not doing that.

[01:31:53] Okay, so, I think I never met last time.

[01:31:55] I remember I disrespected someone with the backhand.

[01:31:57] I was also playing Talid.

[01:31:58] Oh my goodness.

[01:31:59] I would...

[01:32:00] Me and my team, we were 1.5.

[01:32:02] Then I want to alter trust this guy.

[01:32:03] Sure my back is hurt.

[01:32:04] We are a tower deck.

[01:32:05] The one that he's grappling?

[01:32:06] Yes.

[01:32:07] We are a tower deck.

[01:32:07] It might hit him, but like...

[01:32:10] Roll at disadvantage.

[01:32:11] Never mind.

[01:32:13] Um...

[01:32:14] Arceus.

[01:32:15] Arceus.

[01:32:15] I walked up to him.

[01:32:17] Arceus.

[01:32:17] Arceus.

[01:32:17] I had to help him.

[01:32:18] And I did this.

[01:32:19] I was standing up.

[01:32:20] I was standing up.

[01:32:20] I was standing up.

[01:32:21] I swore.

[01:32:21] And then I did this.

[01:32:22] I was like...

[01:32:23] What do I do?

[01:32:24] I stand up.

[01:32:25] I looked up.

[01:32:25] I'm like...

[01:32:27] No damage.

[01:32:27] Just disrespect.

[01:32:28] I run over and like kill this guy while he's holding.

[01:32:31] So like...

[01:32:32] Because you said...

[01:32:33] Or he said...

[01:32:34] That every turn he takes like the subject.

[01:32:38] It's like a turn to like...

[01:32:39] Try and escape.

[01:32:40] Yes.

[01:32:41] But if I kill him...

[01:32:42] Just like you're...

[01:32:43] Just like you're...

[01:32:44] Gone.

[01:32:44] Gone.

[01:32:45] Whatever.

[01:32:45] And then I went down my crossbow.

[01:32:47] Sorry?

[01:32:48] Oh.

[01:32:48] He said...

[01:32:49] Every turn...

[01:32:51] Character...

[01:32:52] Gets a chance to escape.

[01:32:54] Yeah.

[01:32:54] So what if I run over and I kill him?

[01:32:57] So he's just holding a dead person as a human shield.

[01:33:00] That's just cool.

[01:33:01] Uh.

[01:33:01] Well then he's gonna have to make strength checks every round just to keep holding him up, right?

[01:33:07] He can't be the lead, man.

[01:33:09] I know.

[01:33:11] I just need someone to kill him so I don't have to deal with him.

[01:33:14] So I deal with him.

[01:33:15] You chose to go and do that.

[01:33:16] That's not on you.

[01:33:17] So you guys don't have a guy swinging at you while those guys are shooting at you.

[01:33:20] Right?

[01:33:20] You just put the guy shooting at him.

[01:33:22] Right?

[01:33:22] He's killing like just like...

[01:33:24] Well really...

[01:33:24] He's going last I think.

[01:33:26] I'm going last.

[01:33:27] I don't have my sword out or my shield out.

[01:33:29] I'm holding him.

[01:33:30] With my hands.

[01:33:31] Swell of hands.

[01:33:31] Over the head slam.

[01:33:33] I have one of his arms.

[01:33:35] Over the head slam.

[01:33:38] Dude.

[01:33:39] I'm holding him like this.

[01:33:40] One of his arms.

[01:33:41] And one of his arms.

[01:33:42] And like this.

[01:33:43] Okay.

[01:33:43] I'm just gonna shoot you guys with a hexagon.

[01:33:45] Just kill him.

[01:33:46] Do not shoot me.

[01:33:47] Canter?

[01:33:48] Those two.

[01:33:49] Can I just hit the guy with the...

[01:33:51] Or like crossbow hit the guy with the hexagon?

[01:33:54] Yeah.

[01:33:55] Yeah you can do that.

[01:33:56] Alright give me your attack roll.

[01:33:57] Um...

[01:33:58] What can I do use again?

[01:33:59] It's a die 20.

[01:34:00] Plus your proficiency.

[01:34:01] And your...

[01:34:03] Um...

[01:34:03] Dexterity.

[01:34:04] I think it's possible to snap his neck right here.

[01:34:09] Just...

[01:34:09] While holding him.

[01:34:11] No while holding his arm.

[01:34:12] You need the two hands.

[01:34:13] What if I...

[01:34:14] So...

[01:34:15] Slide his arm.

[01:34:16] What?

[01:34:17] Um...

[01:34:17] What did you say?

[01:34:18] Slide his arm.

[01:34:19] I'm sure you can't do that.

[01:34:20] Uh...

[01:34:21] So it's your D20 plus your proficiency plus your dexterity modifier.

[01:34:26] Proficiency so...

[01:34:29] 12.

[01:34:32] Plus dexterity?

[01:34:32] No little way ever.

[01:34:35] Yes.

[01:34:36] Okay.

[01:34:36] Because it's a...

[01:34:37] 14.

[01:34:37] It's a nimbly weapon.

[01:34:39] So...

[01:34:39] So 14 total.

[01:34:44] What did you roll?

[01:34:45] A 10.

[01:34:46] Okay.

[01:34:47] And you get a plus 2.

[01:34:47] And what's your...

[01:34:48] What's your dexterity?

[01:34:49] My dexterity is...

[01:34:52] Plus 2.

[01:34:54] So 14 total.

[01:34:56] Yeah.

[01:34:56] And your path is broken into a fight.

[01:34:58] Kill.

[01:34:58] You fire the bolt.

[01:34:59] He ducks behind the tree.

[01:35:00] And your bolt sinks into the tree trunk.

[01:35:07] The captain who is going to try to break your grapple.

[01:35:10] Oh.

[01:35:12] Give me an opposed strength test.

[01:35:15] Arceus, please.

[01:35:16] Arceus.

[01:35:17] You know I don't do rolls.

[01:35:18] Arceus, please.

[01:35:19] Arceus.

[01:35:20] I said stab him.

[01:35:22] Arceus.

[01:35:23] I said stab him.

[01:35:24] At disadvantage.

[01:35:25] Arceus, just...

[01:35:29] Arceus.

[01:35:29] Line plus strength is...

[01:35:32] Oh, he's got you.

[01:35:34] He stomps on your instep.

[01:35:36] The inside of your...

[01:35:37] The inside of the arch of your foot.

[01:35:40] And he kills.

[01:35:41] You drop his grip.

[01:35:43] He takes a step out.

[01:35:44] And turns to face you.

[01:35:46] I'm dead.

[01:35:47] Sorry, guys.

[01:35:50] I couldn't help.

[01:35:51] But that was his action.

[01:35:52] So...

[01:35:53] Okay.

[01:35:53] He's not doing anything else.

[01:35:55] And I'm last.

[01:35:56] I think I know what I'm going to do.

[01:35:57] I'm going to turn to that guy and I'm going to kill him.

[01:36:00] I'm last.

[01:36:01] I'm going to shoot a swing at him.

[01:36:04] I thought I got it first.

[01:36:06] Seven.

[01:36:07] Seven.

[01:36:08] I think you're last.

[01:36:09] I'm here.

[01:36:10] As long.

[01:36:11] I mean...

[01:36:13] He's right now in front of me.

[01:36:15] He's in front of them.

[01:36:16] Yes.

[01:36:17] He's technically still in the way.

[01:36:21] Technically speaking, he's still in the way.

[01:36:23] Unless that guy does a wild shot.

[01:36:25] Three sixteen.

[01:36:26] Let's go.

[01:36:26] Okay.

[01:36:27] In the way.

[01:36:29] So the guy that you hexed and you shot at is going to duck back around the tree and take

[01:36:33] a shot at you.

[01:36:36] Watch him switch.

[01:36:38] Uh...

[01:36:38] That is a fourteen to hit.

[01:36:41] Your AC is fifteen.

[01:36:42] You have a shield, right?

[01:36:44] Uh...

[01:36:44] I think so.

[01:36:47] Yes?

[01:36:47] Yes.

[01:36:48] It's a shield.

[01:36:48] It's in your...

[01:36:49] It's in your list?

[01:36:50] No.

[01:36:52] I think I'm just proficient with shields.

[01:36:54] Oh.

[01:36:55] Okay.

[01:36:56] Well then...

[01:36:56] I just grab a piece of...

[01:36:58] I grab your log thing that you cut out for a friggin' chip and I use it.

[01:37:03] What the hell, man?

[01:37:04] Alright, so you pick up this log and you just hold it up in front of you and it takes the

[01:37:09] crossbow bolt, you drop it on the ground.

[01:37:12] That's it.

[01:37:12] You're good there.

[01:37:14] You're going to take the thing out.

[01:37:19] Going to duck back behind the tree.

[01:37:21] Sparrow, you're up.

[01:37:22] What the hell, man?

[01:37:23] Can I continue to use it as a shield?

[01:37:27] It's got a crossbow bolt in it, which means it's strong enough to...

[01:37:29] It's not made to be a shield, so it doesn't have the straps and stuff, so it's kind of awkward

[01:37:33] to move around.

[01:37:35] So you wouldn't be able to use both it and your weapon, would be the problem.

[01:37:40] Okay.

[01:37:40] Can I use Healing Word, Produce Flame at the same...

[01:37:45] Not at the same round.

[01:37:46] In the same round?

[01:37:47] Yes.

[01:37:47] Because Healing Word is a level one, but is a bonus action to cast.

[01:37:53] And Produce Flame is a cantrip, but is your action to cast.

[01:37:56] So that would be your whole action, but yes, you can do both.

[01:37:59] Alright.

[01:37:59] So I'm going to use Healing Word.

[01:38:01] An arc.

[01:38:01] Yes.

[01:38:02] It's going to be like...

[01:38:06] No, I use...

[01:38:06] Go back.

[01:38:07] Okay.

[01:38:08] I use that.

[01:38:09] Okay.

[01:38:10] Alright.

[01:38:10] So roll me your die four.

[01:38:15] The triangle one that you don't have.

[01:38:17] Yep.

[01:38:18] You know there are some in this bucket.

[01:38:23] Four.

[01:38:24] Right?

[01:38:24] Four?

[01:38:25] Yeah, that's four.

[01:38:26] Four.

[01:38:26] It's the number on the bottom.

[01:38:27] Okay?

[01:38:27] You can just grab one to use.

[01:38:31] Nice.

[01:38:32] So that's four plus your wisdom modifier, which is four.

[01:38:35] So you heal him for a total of eight.

[01:38:37] Okay.

[01:38:38] Nice.

[01:38:38] Then I'm going to use Produce Flame.

[01:38:47] I'm back at 18 guys.

[01:38:49] Good job.

[01:38:49] Now you have one to me.

[01:38:52] Okay.

[01:38:53] It's on the one part.

[01:38:54] Now I'm trying to like put it in and take a small block.

[01:39:01] It is...

[01:39:01] I was going to try and do less hands on you, but I don't think.

[01:39:05] It is an attack roll, so you're going to die 20.

[01:39:07] And I'm trying to find what you think it is.

[01:39:09] Oh, it's a single...

[01:39:10] Ten foot.

[01:39:17] It's bright light.

[01:39:18] And...

[01:39:19] This is...

[01:39:19] This is...

[01:39:20] That's what...

[01:39:21] I would like to attack him.

[01:39:22] Okay.

[01:39:23] So give me your attack roll.

[01:39:24] This one?

[01:39:25] Yep.

[01:39:27] You got this, Sparrow.

[01:39:32] Are you kidding me?

[01:39:33] As it fires into the universe.

[01:39:36] At least you're in front of me, so you can't hit me with it.

[01:39:39] Sparrow, you should have...

[01:39:40] Imagine you like...

[01:39:40] It flies off and hits the guy that I hex.

[01:39:43] What did you roll?

[01:39:45] Is it plus I like?

[01:39:47] Uh, yes, but what was the natural roll?

[01:39:49] Was it a natural one?

[01:39:52] I wish you did.

[01:39:54] You should have cast it like this.

[01:39:57] The audience doesn't know what you rolled.

[01:39:59] I know what you rolled.

[01:40:01] You have to say it so they can hear it.

[01:40:02] Okay, I rolled a flat one because somebody jinxed it.

[01:40:06] I did jinx it.

[01:40:07] I'm trying to wish you good luck at him, okay?

[01:40:10] That hex flew back at me.

[01:40:14] Well, since this is still happening in the same round

[01:40:16] that he was grappled,

[01:40:19] I need you to re-roll that

[01:40:20] for his armor class.

[01:40:23] Oh!

[01:40:25] Yep.

[01:40:26] I heard it earlier.

[01:40:27] Lower than 14.

[01:40:30] Oh, double one.

[01:40:31] Okay.

[01:40:34] You threw it,

[01:40:36] and like,

[01:40:36] it was while they were still kind of dancing around,

[01:40:39] and they split just at their last moment,

[01:40:41] and it's sailing straight for Arceus.

[01:40:44] No!

[01:40:44] But Arceus manages to catch it on his shield,

[01:40:47] and gives you a look like,

[01:40:48] what the hell, man?

[01:40:49] I healed you.

[01:40:50] You didn't even look at him in the middle of that.

[01:40:52] He healed me,

[01:40:52] and then tries to kill me.

[01:40:54] It's like,

[01:40:54] I'll redo that damage I just healed you for.

[01:40:57] Okay.

[01:40:57] How about that?

[01:40:57] So that's the next Brigandup,

[01:40:59] who is going,

[01:41:01] now that,

[01:41:03] is going to fire at you.

[01:41:06] Yay!

[01:41:08] Yay!

[01:41:09] It was natural, dog.

[01:41:09] And he rolled a 19,

[01:41:11] so he's going to hit.

[01:41:12] Done!

[01:41:18] All right,

[01:41:19] so the crocodile comes straight at you,

[01:41:21] and manages to stick straight through your bicep.

[01:41:24] I use quickdraw.

[01:41:26] Seven points of damage.

[01:41:27] Seven?

[01:41:28] Yes.

[01:41:29] Now,

[01:41:29] if I use quickdraw,

[01:41:30] and I'm like this,

[01:41:31] does it just match how you cure my hand,

[01:41:33] eat,

[01:41:33] stabbing?

[01:41:35] No.

[01:41:40] Double slash.

[01:41:42] Okay.

[01:41:43] Okay.

[01:41:44] And then it's another Brigand.

[01:41:46] Yeah.

[01:41:47] Who is going to...

[01:41:52] Hmm...

[01:41:53] Who is going to fire at Arceus.

[01:41:57] Oh, no.

[01:41:58] Nobody's tried to attack Onyx yet.

[01:42:00] I was shot before we started here.

[01:42:02] Yes.

[01:42:02] I took ten.

[01:42:03] Why did you...

[01:42:03] Yes,

[01:42:04] but nobody's attacked you in combat yet.

[01:42:06] So this is the one that shot you before.

[01:42:07] He's coming for you again.

[01:42:09] He wants you, right?

[01:42:10] He wants...

[01:42:11] I know.

[01:42:11] He's such a dick.

[01:42:12] Yep.

[01:42:14] He does not like...

[01:42:15] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:42:16] He's resisted to both of us.

[01:42:17] Which one shot at him first?

[01:42:19] The one that shot me before is attacking me again.

[01:42:21] These two both shot at him before.

[01:42:23] One missed.

[01:42:24] One hit.

[01:42:24] Which one hit?

[01:42:26] Uh,

[01:42:27] honestly,

[01:42:27] I didn't really...

[01:42:29] Register.

[01:42:30] Whatever one...

[01:42:31] Doesn't matter.

[01:42:33] So...

[01:42:33] Just take your pick.

[01:42:34] That one.

[01:42:35] Well,

[01:42:35] whichever one hit you,

[01:42:36] I'm going to shoot them like the dirtiest glare ever.

[01:42:38] I'm going to be like,

[01:42:39] what the fuck, bro?

[01:42:44] No, I...

[01:42:44] Two hits you, yes?

[01:42:46] No.

[01:42:47] Yes.

[01:42:48] I...

[01:42:48] I mean,

[01:42:48] it is possible to get your armor class that high,

[01:42:50] but...

[01:42:51] But no.

[01:42:51] No shot.

[01:42:52] Okay.

[01:42:53] Right now,

[01:42:53] no shot.

[01:42:53] No, no, no, no.

[01:42:54] I use, like,

[01:42:55] intimidation on him.

[01:42:56] I'm like,

[01:42:57] fuck off.

[01:42:58] What the fuck, man?

[01:42:59] What the fuck?

[01:43:00] I just, like,

[01:43:01] I glare at him using all of my barbarian mights,

[01:43:04] like...

[01:43:05] All right.

[01:43:07] Can I do that?

[01:43:08] Then spread,

[01:43:09] notice his soul.

[01:43:10] Do what?

[01:43:10] Oh,

[01:43:11] I was like,

[01:43:11] I glare at him so much with my intimidation

[01:43:14] that he just gets scared and runs away.

[01:43:16] You can do that with your action next turn.

[01:43:18] Don't do that with your action.

[01:43:20] You need, like,

[01:43:21] a nat 20 for that.

[01:43:22] I will.

[01:43:22] I will get a nat 20.

[01:43:24] I will get a nat 20 for that.

[01:43:25] Out of intimidation?

[01:43:26] Onyx,

[01:43:26] you take, uh,

[01:43:27] seven points of...

[01:43:29] Crossbow bolt damage.

[01:43:31] I'm not dead.

[01:43:32] I'm a six,

[01:43:33] but I'm not dead.

[01:43:34] Straight through the calf.

[01:43:36] Awesome.

[01:43:36] No way!

[01:43:38] so, like,

[01:43:39] which calf?

[01:43:40] Your left calf.

[01:43:42] Okay,

[01:43:42] so I'm just

[01:43:42] holding on my left side.

[01:43:44] One on my shoulder still,

[01:43:46] and one on my calf.

[01:43:47] They really like your left side.

[01:43:49] It's the side of the spacing.

[01:43:52] However,

[01:43:53] Onyx,

[01:43:53] you're up next.

[01:43:55] Okay.

[01:43:56] After being shot,

[01:43:58] I'm going to

[01:44:00] surrender.

[01:44:03] I'm sorry, guys.

[01:44:04] I'm joining your team now.

[01:44:05] I don't even know...

[01:44:17] The dice has been dropped.

[01:44:20] So, like,

[01:44:20] the forest will cut my movement yet.

[01:44:22] Once you're in it,

[01:44:23] but this is the tree line.

[01:44:25] They're really just

[01:44:26] at the tree line.

[01:44:26] Oh, that's the tree line.

[01:44:27] I give them all,

[01:44:28] like,

[01:44:28] a horrid glare.

[01:44:30] I make them all scared.

[01:44:31] And I make them run away.

[01:44:32] You know what?

[01:44:33] It's probably better

[01:44:34] than I used to walk.

[01:44:39] I want something out of it.

[01:44:41] Mm-hmm.

[01:44:41] Your battleaxe?

[01:44:42] Yes.

[01:44:44] Okay.

[01:44:49] There are rules

[01:44:50] for throwing a battleaxe,

[01:44:51] I believe.

[01:44:51] No, I'm not.

[01:44:52] I'm going to go up to them.

[01:44:54] Okay.

[01:44:54] I can make it to them.

[01:44:55] All right, then.

[01:44:56] It's easier.

[01:44:57] Move on in, then, brother.

[01:44:58] Hopefully,

[01:44:59] higher chance

[01:44:59] of success.

[01:45:00] Yes.

[01:45:01] Oh!

[01:45:02] 10, 15.

[01:45:03] Can I put here for 20?

[01:45:04] Yeah.

[01:45:05] 25.

[01:45:05] Right there.

[01:45:06] All right.

[01:45:10] Hit them with my battleaxe.

[01:45:11] All right.

[01:45:16] Probably not going to hit them

[01:45:16] with my battleaxe.

[01:45:21] Wait, so I'm proficient

[01:45:22] with my weapons,

[01:45:24] so I get the plus 2 as well,

[01:45:26] so, I mean,

[01:45:27] that's not good.

[01:45:28] It is not good.

[01:45:30] It is not good.

[01:45:31] It is not good.

[01:45:32] Awesome.

[01:45:33] It is what?

[01:45:34] It's your action,

[01:45:41] I suppose?

[01:45:42] All right, well.

[01:45:43] Spartan kicking.

[01:45:46] Spartan kicking.

[01:45:47] Was that your battleaxe

[01:45:49] or one of your handaxes?

[01:45:50] It was my battleaxe.

[01:45:51] Oh, okay.

[01:45:51] Yeah.

[01:45:52] Then, yeah, that's it.

[01:45:53] Because if you're dual wielding,

[01:45:55] then you can use your bonus action

[01:45:56] to do another attack.

[01:45:58] Yeah.

[01:45:59] With your offhand.

[01:46:00] But, okay.

[01:46:02] Don't look at me like that.

[01:46:04] Next up, Arceus.

[01:46:06] Get rid of him.

[01:46:08] If he hits me the same way again,

[01:46:10] I am...

[01:46:10] Can he even reach?

[01:46:12] I don't think my crossbow

[01:46:13] can reach that.

[01:46:13] That'd be it.

[01:46:14] How much...

[01:46:15] Kill the guy in front of me.

[01:46:16] How much does it reach?

[01:46:19] Kill the guy in front of me.

[01:46:20] Oh, I got a shortbow.

[01:46:21] Nope.

[01:46:22] That's all I have to say.

[01:46:24] Just kill the guy in front of me.

[01:46:25] That ain't reaching.

[01:46:26] Never mind.

[01:46:27] Probably just kill him.

[01:46:28] All right, I guess I'll attack him with my sword.

[01:46:30] Okay.

[01:46:36] 15 plus...

[01:46:37] It's plus strength, right?

[01:46:39] For my...

[01:46:40] Plus your proficiency,

[01:46:41] plus your strength bonus.

[01:46:42] Strength one.

[01:46:44] And that's 17.

[01:46:46] 18.

[01:46:47] 18.

[01:46:48] This is why I said it's 18.

[01:46:52] All right, I guess I'll...

[01:46:53] D8.

[01:46:54] D8, D8.

[01:46:55] That's not my...

[01:46:56] D8 is...

[01:46:57] Is this thing?

[01:46:58] It's the diamond.

[01:46:59] I don't have D8.

[01:47:00] I have a D8 thing.

[01:47:01] Didn't you have a D8?

[01:47:02] No.

[01:47:02] You did a second ago.

[01:47:03] I did.

[01:47:03] You had more dice

[01:47:04] than a second before we started.

[01:47:06] Yeah, I feel like you've misplaced some dice.

[01:47:08] Oh.

[01:47:10] These are mine.

[01:47:11] Yeah, why are you doing this in my dice?

[01:47:13] There's no D8.

[01:47:14] There's no D8 there.

[01:47:15] I don't know where my D8 went.

[01:47:16] Okay.

[01:47:17] I don't know where D8 is.

[01:47:20] Four.

[01:47:21] Plus your strength is five.

[01:47:24] So you hit the...

[01:47:26] You hit him for five.

[01:47:29] He's probably not dead.

[01:47:34] I'm giving his metal pipes in.

[01:47:36] You got anything else that you can do this round?

[01:47:40] I don't suppose I can grab him again.

[01:47:43] There is actually another thing you could have done on your turn.

[01:47:46] Yeah.

[01:47:46] And I will let you do it,

[01:47:48] because we haven't finished that turn yet.

[01:47:50] Okay.

[01:47:51] You can drink your potion.

[01:47:54] Yes.

[01:47:54] Drink, drink.

[01:47:55] Jump, jump.

[01:47:55] How much is it?

[01:47:56] It says it's minor,

[01:47:57] so how much does it give?

[01:47:59] A minor healing potion?

[01:48:00] Yeah, minor health potion.

[01:48:01] I believe it's a die four plus two,

[01:48:05] but I will just double check that,

[01:48:06] because it might be a die six.

[01:48:08] If it's die six plus two,

[01:48:10] better chance.

[01:48:12] Because I can get a match of an eight back,

[01:48:14] and heal back the damage,

[01:48:16] plus we get a net plus one to heal.

[01:48:20] Oh my god.

[01:48:20] What was the damage I just called?

[01:48:21] Go.

[01:48:22] Potion of healing.

[01:48:23] Two die four plus two.

[01:48:25] Even a minor?

[01:48:26] A minor?

[01:48:27] A minor potion of healing.

[01:48:29] Yeah.

[01:48:30] Well, because there isn't actually a minor potion of healing,

[01:48:32] it's just a potion of healing.

[01:48:33] That is the basic bottom end one.

[01:48:36] So it's two die four plus two.

[01:48:38] Okay.

[01:48:40] So add the die four.

[01:48:42] Yes, but are you rolling a die four?

[01:48:44] I don't know, die four.

[01:48:45] I'm not smart.

[01:48:46] Three.

[01:48:49] Three.

[01:48:53] And two.

[01:48:53] Two, so.

[01:48:55] Seven.

[01:48:56] All right.

[01:48:56] You heal for seven.

[01:48:57] I healed what I took from the shot.

[01:48:59] Let's go.

[01:49:00] Perfect.

[01:49:01] Plus seven.

[01:49:02] He's dead.

[01:49:03] Okay.

[01:49:06] This is my partner.

[01:49:07] Arceus went.

[01:49:08] Okay, and now it's the final...

[01:49:12] This guy.

[01:49:12] We're getting...

[01:49:13] Oh god.

[01:49:13] We're gonna say it's this guy.

[01:49:16] This guy.

[01:49:17] That one?

[01:49:17] That one?

[01:49:17] Okay, never mind.

[01:49:18] I wanted to make it that one.

[01:49:21] Uh, and he...

[01:49:26] Well, he aims for you.

[01:49:29] And it just...

[01:49:32] It's off in his face.

[01:49:34] It might come down several rounds from now.

[01:49:36] When we're not even here anymore.

[01:49:38] When nobody's still here.

[01:49:39] I look up and I'm like, bro, what the fuck is that aim?

[01:49:42] So wait, did he do this and then it went up there?

[01:49:46] Well, you went like this and then he kind of stumbled and shot.

[01:49:50] Okay, so like...

[01:49:52] Just to demonstrate before.

[01:49:53] So I look up and I'm like...

[01:49:55] Stormtroopering.

[01:49:55] Good try though.

[01:49:57] Stormtroopering.

[01:49:57] So top of the round, Ethan is up.

[01:49:59] He goes, can I give him all the very mad glow?

[01:50:03] Very angry air.

[01:50:04] If you're gonna try to intimidate...

[01:50:08] If you're going to try to intimidate...

[01:50:10] Don't try to intimidate.

[01:50:11] You have to pick who you're going to intimidate.

[01:50:13] Do not.

[01:50:14] And it's gonna be one dude.

[01:50:17] Don't.

[01:50:17] Unless you get a skill or special ability through being a barbarian, which you actually might

[01:50:23] at some point, that lets you do it to a crowd.

[01:50:25] I have proficiency in intimidation and I have plus four in intimidation.

[01:50:29] Which means that you can intimidate a couple of people who are really close together or

[01:50:35] one person.

[01:50:37] I'm gonna try to intimidate later.

[01:50:38] So if you intimidate him, he's gonna run away and then all the people are gonna run away.

[01:50:41] Maybe.

[01:50:42] You never know.

[01:50:43] Okay.

[01:50:45] Okay.

[01:50:46] Okay.

[01:50:47] Okay.

[01:50:47] So what would I need to get to?

[01:50:50] It's an opposed test.

[01:50:51] It'll be easy to be.

[01:51:03] Huh.

[01:51:07] I feel very comfortable.

[01:51:09] Good for you.

[01:51:10] It's like a nice one.

[01:51:12] Good for you.

[01:51:13] You want a blanket?

[01:51:14] No.

[01:51:15] You want a puppy blanket?

[01:51:16] No.

[01:51:17] No.

[01:51:17] Does 18 do it?

[01:51:19] He got a 19 on his sense motive.

[01:51:22] Damn.

[01:51:24] Can I still look very angry at him?

[01:51:26] Like...

[01:51:28] Absolutely.

[01:51:29] You can see that he is pissed and he's not falling for it.

[01:51:36] Oh.

[01:51:36] So I'm going to let you not have...

[01:51:39] Uh...

[01:51:39] You still did that, but it's not gonna use up your action.

[01:51:43] You can still act.

[01:51:44] Yeah.

[01:51:44] I'm like, how dare you?

[01:51:46] You should get a job.

[01:51:47] Like, actual people.

[01:51:48] And then I, like, attack.

[01:51:49] You're like the same guy.

[01:51:51] Same guy.

[01:51:51] It's like a bard.

[01:51:54] Yeah, like...

[01:51:54] Realizing that you still have your hex on him.

[01:51:57] Yeah.

[01:51:57] So you do more damage to whoever your hex is on.

[01:52:00] Yeah.

[01:52:00] I go him.

[01:52:01] Okay.

[01:52:01] Did you scowl at him, too?

[01:52:03] Uh, crossbow or eldritch blast, or are you charging in with your weapon?

[01:52:08] I am eldritch blasting him, actual.

[01:52:10] Eldritch blast!

[01:52:12] Peaky burn!

[01:52:16] 19!

[01:52:17] 19?

[01:52:18] That'll hit.

[01:52:21] And then it's, uh...

[01:52:23] So it's a die 10.

[01:52:26] And a die 6.

[01:52:36] 4 and 7.

[01:52:37] 11 damage to that guy.

[01:52:39] Okay.

[01:52:40] And that's him.

[01:52:44] I just...

[01:52:45] He looks...

[01:52:46] He looks hurt.

[01:52:48] Like, you hit him hard.

[01:52:49] That was straight dead to the middle of the chest.

[01:52:52] He's knocked back.

[01:52:53] He hits another tree.

[01:52:54] He looks winded, but he's still on his feet.

[01:52:56] So wait.

[01:52:58] I like to think that Eldritch Blast just, like, eats away at the flesh over time.

[01:53:02] That's what I like to think.

[01:53:03] It's just like...

[01:53:06] Or, like, it's just like this black goo.

[01:53:08] I would say that it's your hex that eats away at the mold of time.

[01:53:12] Because the hex is necrotic damage, but the Eldritch Blast is force damage.

[01:53:17] So it's more like just a naughty ball...

[01:53:19] Like a shotgun blast?

[01:53:21] Yeah.

[01:53:22] Yeah, so it's like a shot...

[01:53:23] Wait, where did I pick him?

[01:53:25] Chest.

[01:53:25] That's at the middle of the chest, but he is wearing armor.

[01:53:28] So, like, it's just like...

[01:53:30] There is a huge rip right in the middle of his armor now.

[01:53:34] He's what?

[01:53:35] And it's glowing red.

[01:53:39] And, like, he's just like...

[01:53:41] He's like, where did I hit him with my hex actually?

[01:53:44] Well, the hex is kind of overall on him and just kind of coalesces to wherever you hit.

[01:53:51] And then kind of spreads from there in a short...

[01:53:53] In a little...

[01:53:54] What color would you say that it is?

[01:53:58] Like a pus green.

[01:54:00] All right.

[01:54:00] And it's kind of a pus green pulse that just leeches out from that spot for a moment before it fades.

[01:54:09] Yeah.

[01:54:10] So, like, where are you hitting him?

[01:54:12] I choose you, though, Mr. Krabs.

[01:54:13] Like, did I hit him with, like, the hand or, like, the shoulder?

[01:54:15] That was a really good shot.

[01:54:17] That was...

[01:54:18] Well, the hex is always there, and it just coalesces wherever you hit.

[01:54:22] Yeah.

[01:54:23] So, because you hit him in the chest with the Eldritch Blast, that's where the hex hits him.

[01:54:29] Yeah.

[01:54:29] So, now that I've opened up, like, his chest area, it's just, like, slowly eating away at his chest.

[01:54:34] Yeah.

[01:54:35] Sitting on that chair.

[01:54:36] Oh, that's so awesome.

[01:54:37] Gotta do a little spin.

[01:54:38] I am so cool, guys.

[01:54:40] You don't even know.

[01:54:42] All right.

[01:54:43] The captain is up.

[01:54:44] He's going to close the distance with Arceus, and he's going to make his attack.

[01:54:50] Booga booga.

[01:54:51] You did.

[01:54:52] You did.

[01:54:52] You're so good.

[01:54:53] He swings his longsword at you.

[01:54:55] Doesn't he have 18 right now?

[01:54:58] You have 14 armor class.

[01:54:59] Good luck, bud.

[01:55:00] For a 17, does that hit?

[01:55:03] What?

[01:55:03] Like, scaredy screen.

[01:55:04] I mean, like, HP.

[01:55:05] Oh, armor class is 17.

[01:55:07] He rolled a 17, so meter beat he hits.

[01:55:11] He is only wielding the sword one-handed.

[01:55:15] So that's half.

[01:55:16] What?

[01:55:16] It's not half.

[01:55:17] It's a different die of damage.

[01:55:19] It just is a different die of damage.

[01:55:20] But he rolled max damage.

[01:55:23] So that's going to be 11 points of sword.

[01:55:27] No, no, no.

[01:55:28] That's 7 HP.

[01:55:29] What's your 7 HP?

[01:55:31] He hammers you right in the top of the shoulder.

[01:55:33] It tears into your armor and cuts deep.

[01:55:38] Like, most of your shoulder is, like, falling off.

[01:55:41] No, you guys just stick.

[01:55:43] Ah!

[01:55:53] Sorry.

[01:55:53] Bro, what the fuck are you having me?

[01:55:56] You're shitting yourself on the battlefield.

[01:55:59] So inhumane.

[01:56:00] My exact face.

[01:56:02] My exact face.

[01:56:04] Now I need you to give me an opposed strength test.

[01:56:07] Is he going to grapple me?

[01:56:09] I'm going to try to kick you.

[01:56:11] Don't worry, Sam.

[01:56:12] Spot.

[01:56:13] Don't worry, Arceus.

[01:56:14] I'll use fireball.

[01:56:15] It's not fireball.

[01:56:23] He follows it up with a kick to your leg.

[01:56:25] Oh!

[01:56:26] Both of your legs come out from under you.

[01:56:28] You are not prone, sir.

[01:56:30] Oh.

[01:56:30] That kind of works out for getting shot,

[01:56:37] because if you're prone,

[01:56:39] ranged attacks are at disadvantage.

[01:56:41] Should I kill him?

[01:56:42] Yes!

[01:56:43] Oh, Arceus?

[01:56:44] Yeah.

[01:56:45] Okay, so that puts up the hexed guy,

[01:56:49] who is going to fire back at you.

[01:56:51] I flip him off like that.

[01:56:53] Just like, keep that.

[01:56:56] And he rolled a 19.

[01:56:58] So he's going to get to me.

[01:57:00] It's not too soon.

[01:57:01] Grrr.

[01:57:03] Grrr.

[01:57:04] With his leg crossbow,

[01:57:06] he gets you for five damage.

[01:57:08] Five.

[01:57:09] Okay.

[01:57:10] So, 19 minus five.

[01:57:15] Okay, and that puts Sparrow up next.

[01:57:18] Oh, sorry.

[01:57:20] Do you think if you want us to heal Arceus?

[01:57:22] Is it?

[01:57:23] No.

[01:57:24] No, but we should.

[01:57:26] Because he's about to die,

[01:57:28] and, you know,

[01:57:29] we need all of our party members,

[01:57:31] and why?

[01:57:34] Unless we want him to die

[01:57:36] and make a new character,

[01:57:37] it's better.

[01:57:41] He can play as Jaquavian.

[01:57:43] I'm just kidding.

[01:57:45] Jaquavian.

[01:57:46] He comes back from the...

[01:57:49] I'm Jaquavius' twin brother,

[01:57:52] Jaquavian.

[01:57:53] No.

[01:57:55] Jaquavian.

[01:57:56] I choose Luigi's Uppy.

[01:57:57] Two level ones per day.

[01:58:00] Jaquie.

[01:58:01] Jaquavius.

[01:58:02] I can only heal one of you.

[01:58:05] Jaquavius.

[01:58:06] Heal him.

[01:58:07] I heal.

[01:58:09] I have made a funny joke.

[01:58:11] But I'm dead.

[01:58:12] Jaquavius Daniels.

[01:58:15] I put men on...

[01:58:16] I see.

[01:58:17] Jaquavius was related to Jack Daniels.

[01:58:19] Can I heal myself?

[01:58:21] I had a twin brother

[01:58:23] named Jaquavius Daniels.

[01:58:25] Jaquavius Daniels

[01:58:26] and then Jack Daniels

[01:58:28] and then Jaquavius Daniels.

[01:58:30] It's an action to lay on hands,

[01:58:32] so it is your attack.

[01:58:34] Okay.

[01:58:35] I'm going to heal him

[01:58:36] and the speech bubble that comes out

[01:58:38] is the most ungodly thing

[01:58:40] you have ever thought

[01:58:40] in your entire life.

[01:58:42] A slur.

[01:58:43] Which is?

[01:58:45] Remember your mother's listening.

[01:58:47] Yeah, that's fine.

[01:58:48] Like, it's...

[01:58:49] Like, the most ungodly thing

[01:58:51] you can think of.

[01:58:53] That's just what you said.

[01:58:54] Yeah.

[01:58:55] The most ungodly thing

[01:58:57] you can think of.

[01:58:57] So your misty speech bubble

[01:58:59] comes out,

[01:59:00] has words written in it.

[01:59:03] That are unholy.

[01:59:04] That only Archaeists can see.

[01:59:05] The Archaeists can see

[01:59:06] and understand

[01:59:07] and then it...

[01:59:08] How about...

[01:59:10] It's just like...

[01:59:11] Wait, hold on.

[01:59:12] Hold on.

[01:59:12] Hold on.

[01:59:13] So roll your die four.

[01:59:15] Sparrow, what language...

[01:59:16] Sparrow, Sparrow, Sparrow.

[01:59:17] What language do you know?

[01:59:19] A lot.

[01:59:20] I just want to know.

[01:59:21] Which ones?

[01:59:22] What is that?

[01:59:22] It's a two.

[01:59:23] It's a number at the top.

[01:59:24] Oh, okay.

[01:59:25] For that one, yes.

[01:59:25] It's the number at the top.

[01:59:26] It's...

[01:59:26] For a die four,

[01:59:28] it's whatever number is upright.

[01:59:29] Oh, okay.

[01:59:30] He's creating me.

[01:59:31] He's creating me.

[01:59:32] Okay, so that's

[01:59:33] two plus four is six.

[01:59:35] Yeah.

[01:59:35] So you get healed for six.

[01:59:38] Come back to my zombie.

[01:59:40] Okay.

[01:59:40] Then I use...

[01:59:42] I use produce flame

[01:59:44] on the same guy.

[01:59:46] Okay.

[01:59:47] We...

[01:59:48] This one?

[01:59:49] Yes, your die four.

[01:59:50] I'll never win this one.

[01:59:53] Trust, trust, trust.

[01:59:54] One of them's already

[01:59:55] critical.

[01:59:56] Plus anything?

[01:59:57] If you can heal that guy,

[01:59:58] then heal that guy.

[01:59:59] Then rush on the key.

[02:00:00] It's plus...

[02:00:01] It's plus...

[02:00:02] Yes.

[02:00:03] That has been a bit.

[02:00:04] Oh!

[02:00:04] So attack.

[02:00:05] Ripple!

[02:00:08] 18 will hit.

[02:00:09] Oh, thank God.

[02:00:11] Which one are you attacking?

[02:00:12] This guy.

[02:00:13] Okay.

[02:00:14] So roll your...

[02:00:15] I believe it's a die eight.

[02:00:16] We went from talking

[02:00:17] to fighting real fast.

[02:00:19] Diamond.

[02:00:20] Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[02:00:21] Real slow.

[02:00:23] No, you can just see.

[02:00:24] You just see us slowly.

[02:00:26] Seven.

[02:00:28] I lost one because of your staff.

[02:00:29] Eight.

[02:00:30] Eight.

[02:00:31] I'm yapping.

[02:00:32] I'm yapping.

[02:00:33] Who was I?

[02:00:33] Ethan, just a yapper.

[02:00:35] You get your little ball of fire in your hand.

[02:00:37] I like to do this game.

[02:00:38] Before we...

[02:00:39] Just whip it out.

[02:00:40] I should do the spider-man thing.

[02:00:44] Keep killing.

[02:00:48] Keep killing me.

[02:00:49] Okay.

[02:00:51] That puts up...

[02:00:53] It would have been like...

[02:00:54] He's still alive.

[02:00:57] He's still alive.

[02:00:59] He tough.

[02:00:59] Yeah.

[02:01:00] And he had been hit for like almost nothing so far.

[02:01:04] Which one?

[02:01:05] Oh.

[02:01:05] I hit him for eight.

[02:01:06] What?

[02:01:07] Yeah, I hit him for seven.

[02:01:08] Oh, no.

[02:01:08] You just hit him for the most damage he's taken.

[02:01:10] I did seven on him.

[02:01:11] You did five.

[02:01:12] Oh, I did five?

[02:01:13] You did five.

[02:01:15] I'm a goat.

[02:01:17] Okay.

[02:01:18] The next brigand loads up his crossbow.

[02:01:22] Fires.

[02:01:23] And misses.

[02:01:24] Oh.

[02:01:25] Completely.

[02:01:26] Completely.

[02:01:27] It's because of your just standing there.

[02:01:29] And he hits his minutes.

[02:01:29] It's because of your sad back story.

[02:01:31] Paula.

[02:01:32] No, no, no, no.

[02:01:32] It's just wavy.

[02:01:33] He's like making every...

[02:01:35] Like he's just like hitting them out of the way.

[02:01:36] He's like get out of here.

[02:01:37] Get out of here.

[02:01:38] Nah.

[02:01:39] Eight misses.

[02:01:39] The timid are almost.

[02:01:41] Oh.

[02:01:42] The next brigand.

[02:01:43] Oh, God.

[02:01:44] I'm ready.

[02:01:46] It's this one.

[02:01:48] And he drops his crossbow and draws his short sword and swings at you.

[02:01:53] Does a 14 hit.

[02:01:56] Does it have to be above or the same and above?

[02:02:00] Because if it's the same and above, then yes.

[02:02:02] He has to meet your armor class.

[02:02:05] Then yes.

[02:02:06] Okay.

[02:02:07] Because remember, that's what happened to me.

[02:02:09] That's 17.

[02:02:10] Good for you.

[02:02:11] And then a short sword is...

[02:02:14] What is it?

[02:02:15] What's the dice on your short sword?

[02:02:17] This is...

[02:02:17] I don't have it on my attacks yet.

[02:02:21] No?

[02:02:21] No.

[02:02:22] Oh.

[02:02:23] Wouldn't it be a short sword?

[02:02:24] I wasn't told either.

[02:02:25] I think a short sword.

[02:02:26] Nobody has a short sword.

[02:02:28] I don't.

[02:02:28] Long sword one.

[02:02:29] You have a short sword?

[02:02:40] Never mind.

[02:02:41] Why would a short sword be a die eight?

[02:02:43] In a long sword.

[02:02:43] Right?

[02:02:44] That's what I'm saying.

[02:02:45] That's why it's a die six.

[02:02:46] Because a dagger is a die four.

[02:02:47] Yeah.

[02:02:48] Long sword is a die eight.

[02:02:50] So I might imagine that short sword would be a die six.

[02:02:53] So he hits...

[02:02:54] He takes a swing at you for five damage.

[02:03:01] What do you have now?

[02:03:04] Nine.

[02:03:07] I can't.

[02:03:08] I healed him.

[02:03:09] Twice.

[02:03:10] Okay.

[02:03:10] And that's what's...

[02:03:11] He's the loser that's taking damage.

[02:03:12] I'm taking on the captain.

[02:03:14] Okay.

[02:03:16] You know what?

[02:03:17] You knew it.

[02:03:18] I'm going to use my hand axes instead.

[02:03:20] Two hits.

[02:03:20] You're going to drop your axe and pull out your hand axes?

[02:03:23] No.

[02:03:24] Okay.

[02:03:24] Here.

[02:03:24] Hold this for me.

[02:03:26] Ching.

[02:03:26] You know what?

[02:03:27] I'm just ready, Ralph.

[02:03:28] I do need to point out...

[02:03:30] It would take time.

[02:03:31] No, no.

[02:03:32] I'm going to allow you to do it this time.

[02:03:35] The problem was last time you were in a fight you used your hand axes.

[02:03:39] You threw both of them.

[02:03:41] And then you ran away immediately after the fight.

[02:03:44] You didn't retrieve them.

[02:03:45] We should have looted them.

[02:03:47] So, we're going to go ahead and say that yes, you did in fact retrieve them.

[02:03:52] Because you love your hand axes.

[02:03:55] But you've got to remember to pick your shit up.

[02:03:58] Yeah.

[02:03:58] Okay.

[02:03:59] Clean up after yourself.

[02:04:00] Like, after every battle, it's just like, if I threw anything, I'm going to go pick it up.

[02:04:05] So, you drop your great axe and you draw your two hand axes.

[02:04:10] Yes.

[02:04:11] I'm going to actually use them.

[02:04:12] I'm going to swing with them and not throw them.

[02:04:15] Okay.

[02:04:16] I'm just swinging.

[02:04:16] Well, yeah.

[02:04:17] Because you're in melee combat.

[02:04:18] So, we can still need to throw them.

[02:04:19] Silly to throw them.

[02:04:20] Go ahead and roll your first attack.

[02:04:23] Sure.

[02:04:24] 14.

[02:04:24] 14 plus...

[02:04:26] I'm done.

[02:04:27] The proficiency and that's it?

[02:04:30] Is it just proficiency?

[02:04:32] Proficiency plus your strength bonus.

[02:04:33] 20.

[02:04:35] That'll absolutely...

[02:04:36] Dirty 20!

[02:04:38] Roll your damage.

[02:04:41] Do you not have written down what the damage is?

[02:04:43] Okay.

[02:04:44] That is a d6.

[02:04:45] Okay.

[02:04:46] Okay.

[02:04:47] Bye.

[02:04:49] Okay.

[02:04:51] See?

[02:04:52] Oh my goodness.

[02:04:54] See?

[02:04:55] And are you going to attack with your other one as your bonus action?

[02:04:58] Yes.

[02:04:59] Yes.

[02:05:00] Alright.

[02:05:01] Give him a quick little nudge.

[02:05:06] 21.

[02:05:07] Ah, it'll hit.