(D&D5e): Eberron: Ashat's Adventurers - Episode 13: Post-Mourning Payday Part 2

[00:00:03] During the Last War, when the Elves of Aranol annexed Valinar from Seir, the Ashat Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:14] At the end of the Last War, when the Mourning creeped across Seir, decimating all in its path, the Ashat Ranch stood defiant in the Borderlands.

[00:00:26] Now, five years after the Last War, Mama Abby of the Ashat Ranch stands defiant but hopeful, with plans for a future for wayward Seirin survivors.

[00:00:41] She'll need help in this new expansion. Help from friends and found family. Help from Ashat's Adventurers.

[00:00:51] Hi, a D&D 5e actual play podcast.

[00:01:06] In the Eberron setting.

[00:01:08] Yeah! We're playing our Eberron campaign, The Ashats, or Ashat's Adventurers. Whichever one you guys want to use.

[00:01:19] So, last we left off, you guys were in the Mournlands, heading over to the bank, the Tranish Dwarf Bank in Tranish.

[00:01:30] You were Warforge's old Stomping Grounds.

[00:01:34] You guys dealt with a creature that was basically making you guys forget that things existed.

[00:01:40] Or making you guys forget that it existed, even when it hurt you.

[00:01:45] That was weird.

[00:01:45] But you dealt with it.

[00:01:48] You put that thing down.

[00:01:50] I think Rob 2.0, like, ripped out its heart at the end.

[00:01:57] I believe so.

[00:01:58] I might use that as the component to make a homunculus out of.

[00:02:07] Oh my god.

[00:02:07] Because if you have just a component and you make that the homunculus, it uses that as the base.

[00:02:12] Oh my god.

[00:02:12] As like the heart of it.

[00:02:13] Oh, Jesus.

[00:02:15] You just keep forgetting it exists.

[00:02:17] Yeah.

[00:02:17] That's right here.

[00:02:18] That explains why I keep forgetting about that character.

[00:02:23] Yeah.

[00:02:25] Yeah.

[00:02:25] Um.

[00:02:26] So, uh, yeah, before we, uh, before you begin as the adventures are kind of taking a quick,

[00:02:32] uh, reprieve because, uh, that was a little thing.

[00:02:36] Mm-hmm.

[00:02:36] And the bank is right there.

[00:02:37] It's not going anywhere.

[00:02:39] It's been sitting here for like six years.

[00:02:41] Five, five, six years.

[00:02:42] Mm-hmm.

[00:02:44] Let's introduce characters.

[00:02:45] Starting the one in front of me.

[00:02:47] Dave.

[00:02:48] You can't get left or right wrong that way.

[00:02:50] Uh, that's me.

[00:02:51] I'm Dave.

[00:02:52] I'm playing, uh,

[00:02:52] Copper, who is the, uh, war-forged, artifice-ed battlesmith.

[00:03:00] Um, he, as Chris said, used to work out of Tranish.

[00:03:06] He was made in Tranish, hence why his, like, designation is Tranish 13-1.

[00:03:11] And he witnessed the morning happen and, yeah.

[00:03:14] Like, as he was leaving town.

[00:03:17] Yeah.

[00:03:17] You stepped out, you stepped across the border.

[00:03:20] Mm-hmm.

[00:03:21] The morning happened.

[00:03:23] Yeah.

[00:03:23] Pretty much.

[00:03:25] And...

[00:03:25] That used to be City Watch, but my morals are flexible now.

[00:03:28] Yeah.

[00:03:29] I mean, I'd say so.

[00:03:31] It's gonna be like, who, don't you guys have, uh, some affiliation now with a, uh, with a,

[00:03:35] uh, with a criminal organization?

[00:03:36] I mean...

[00:03:37] In the city of Sharn?

[00:03:39] A little bit.

[00:03:40] Just a little bit.

[00:03:40] It's fine.

[00:03:42] Um...

[00:03:42] The Wild West out here.

[00:03:43] Yeah.

[00:03:44] Uh, and then next up is Merrick.

[00:03:47] I am, uh, Kirklus Evandros, Ranger Rogue, Mercenary, Magic Hater Extraordinaire.

[00:03:55] I'm, uh, I'm mostly here to shoot stuff in the face.

[00:03:58] I do a good job of it.

[00:03:59] Mm-hmm.

[00:04:00] Yeah.

[00:04:00] Yeah.

[00:04:03] And I'm, uh, Fintan Polaris, the, uh, the Fist of the North Star.

[00:04:09] I'm a, um, a warden, or pallidoc.

[00:04:12] Um, I was a, a soldier in the war.

[00:04:16] Um, and then, and then I joined the, uh, the Church of the Silver Flame.

[00:04:21] And that went terribly, but you know.

[00:04:25] May have killed your master.

[00:04:27] Or your, your...

[00:04:28] Definitely.

[00:04:29] Is it, would it be master or would it be like...

[00:04:31] Just your superior?

[00:04:32] Your superior?

[00:04:33] Yeah.

[00:04:34] I don't know.

[00:04:35] The, the, my...

[00:04:36] Mentor?

[00:04:37] Mentor?

[00:04:38] Is it Church?

[00:04:38] Is it your father?

[00:04:39] I killed my mentor.

[00:04:40] Is it technically your father because it's a church?

[00:04:44] You killed your padre.

[00:04:45] Mm-hmm.

[00:04:49] Um...

[00:04:50] Yeah.

[00:04:50] Yeah.

[00:04:51] I'm a Kalashtar.

[00:04:52] Yeah.

[00:04:53] You're, you're kind of, you're starting to get...

[00:04:55] I'm starting to get a hint, but I don't know that I'm a Kalashtar.

[00:04:58] Yeah, you still think you're just a human.

[00:04:59] My Kalashtar is a thing like that people know about?

[00:05:02] Yeah, they are people.

[00:05:03] Um...

[00:05:04] No, I know that they're people, but do people know that they're people?

[00:05:06] Yes.

[00:05:07] Yeah.

[00:05:07] Like they're not a super secret thing.

[00:05:09] They're not a super secret thing.

[00:05:10] Yeah.

[00:05:10] The, the problem, uh, well, not the problem, but the thing with, with Fintan is that I think

[00:05:14] you were an orphan?

[00:05:16] Yes.

[00:05:16] So you don't know that your family line, he doesn't know that his family line was...

[00:05:20] I was just raised as a human boy.

[00:05:51] Yeah.

[00:05:54] Um...

[00:05:54] That's Aaron.

[00:05:55] And I look kind of like Zorro.

[00:05:57] Yes.

[00:05:58] But actually I look a lot less like Zorro now, because I wear a chainmail shirt.

[00:06:02] Okay.

[00:06:05] I traded up from the, from the studded leather.

[00:06:08] Also Zorro doesn't have a tiara like you do.

[00:06:10] No.

[00:06:11] And he also doesn't have a shield.

[00:06:12] No.

[00:06:13] He's also not reported.

[00:06:14] So really it's nothing like Zorro.

[00:06:16] Not anymore.

[00:06:17] Not anymore.

[00:06:18] But I did, I did look like Zorro.

[00:06:20] The only thing you were missing was the mask.

[00:06:22] Was the mask.

[00:06:23] Yeah.

[00:06:25] Although I still think it would be really funny, just like, your signature was just

[00:06:28] like...

[00:06:29] It was just an F.

[00:06:30] Didn't I do that once?

[00:06:32] You do that once.

[00:06:32] Yes.

[00:06:33] Yeah.

[00:06:34] I think on a sails of a ship or something?

[00:06:37] No.

[00:06:37] We fought some of the Lord of Blades' warforges.

[00:06:44] And we like put their heads on spikes as we were leaving or something and put up a flag

[00:06:48] and you type, you cut F.U. into it I believe.

[00:06:51] Yeah.

[00:06:51] Yes.

[00:06:53] Yes.

[00:06:53] I think that was in the Morgans too.

[00:06:56] Yes, yes it was.

[00:06:57] Yeah.

[00:06:58] So also we got that mechanical horse.

[00:07:00] Yes.

[00:07:00] Yes.

[00:07:01] Same fight.

[00:07:02] We have two of them don't we?

[00:07:03] We do.

[00:07:05] Mhm.

[00:07:06] You also have Donkey.

[00:07:08] Your mage friend.

[00:07:09] Donkey.

[00:07:11] And Rob.

[00:07:13] I didn't forget about him in the intro.

[00:07:16] Shut up.

[00:07:17] Coppers.

[00:07:18] Steel Defender.

[00:07:19] Steel Defender.

[00:07:19] And I have a griffin.

[00:07:21] I just...

[00:07:21] He's a baby.

[00:07:22] He's a baby.

[00:07:22] He's a baby.

[00:07:23] Is he born?

[00:07:24] Yeah, he's hatched.

[00:07:25] He has hatched.

[00:07:27] He's...

[00:07:27] But he's undergoing training.

[00:07:29] Yeah, he's over in the Elden...

[00:07:31] In Valinor.

[00:07:33] Mhm.

[00:07:34] Okay, so yeah.

[00:07:35] You guys have had a bit of a...

[00:07:37] I'm gonna let a couple of hours pass since the fight with the False Hydra.

[00:07:41] Okay.

[00:07:41] So you guys have had some chance to like kind of catch your breath.

[00:07:44] A short rest or a long rest?

[00:07:45] I'd say it's a short rest.

[00:07:47] Okay, well I'm spending some fucking dice then.

[00:07:50] Okay.

[00:07:53] Um...

[00:07:53] Because like...

[00:07:54] Yeah, you guys have kind of secured the area.

[00:07:56] Like the bank is right there like down the street.

[00:08:00] You were wandering around this area if anything was gonna attack you.

[00:08:03] You guys have been making some noise with the False Hydra.

[00:08:06] So if anything was gonna come out, it probably would be at this point.

[00:08:11] Yes.

[00:08:12] Fuck it, I'm spending all my dice.

[00:08:15] Because I was low.

[00:08:17] Yeah, we can roll our hit dice to heal, right?

[00:08:20] Yeah, that's why you keep track of how many of each hit dice you have.

[00:08:24] Yeah.

[00:08:26] And how...

[00:08:26] When did that go up?

[00:08:28] Uh, the amount of hit dice you have.

[00:08:29] Every level.

[00:08:30] Oh.

[00:08:31] I don't think mine's gone up since level three.

[00:08:33] Okay, so...

[00:08:34] So you should have...

[00:08:36] No, I've rolled.

[00:08:37] Okay.

[00:08:37] For extra HP.

[00:08:38] Oh, okay.

[00:08:39] Okay, so you should have one for each level of each class.

[00:08:43] Yeah.

[00:08:43] Okay.

[00:08:48] I see.

[00:08:48] You just can write down.

[00:08:50] No, it's not the max HP.

[00:08:52] Oh.

[00:08:52] It's the amount of hit dice I can roll to heal.

[00:08:54] Oh.

[00:08:55] In rests.

[00:09:07] Wow, that was actually nice.

[00:09:08] That dice is one.

[00:09:09] One.

[00:09:10] Excellent.

[00:09:11] Nice.

[00:09:12] Ten.

[00:09:15] Six and four is ten.

[00:09:22] Uh...

[00:09:22] That's eleven.

[00:09:26] Eleven and thirteen is twenty-four.

[00:09:31] Twenty-four.

[00:09:32] Ten is thirty-four.

[00:09:34] Ten is forty-four.

[00:09:36] Ten is forty-four.

[00:09:40] Fucked up were you?

[00:09:43] Very.

[00:09:44] Oh, okay.

[00:09:48] Very fucked up.

[00:09:49] Even I was bloodied and I was standing well back and just shooting things.

[00:09:53] Mmhmm.

[00:09:55] Well, I mean that Hydra was just like...

[00:09:57] It had extendo heads and extendo arms.

[00:10:03] I remember, I think Aaron says, I'm not back at full yet.

[00:10:07] Yeah.

[00:10:08] It's like how many legs are...

[00:10:09] You even have to roll a little?

[00:10:10] Yes.

[00:10:10] Yeah.

[00:10:11] Okay.

[00:10:12] Would you like a heal?

[00:10:13] Or a potion?

[00:10:14] We have potions.

[00:10:15] I'm not...

[00:10:17] I'm barely tapped now.

[00:10:20] Okay, but...

[00:10:21] He just doesn't want to drink the Buckley's flavored health potions.

[00:10:25] It tastes awful, but it works.

[00:10:27] Sure, I'll take the heal.

[00:10:29] Eh.

[00:10:33] It is a potion of cure light wounds?

[00:10:36] I think no, it's a healing potions are healing potions.

[00:10:38] Oh, they're just...

[00:10:39] That's a...

[00:10:39] They're, yeah.

[00:10:41] Well that's nice and streamlined.

[00:10:43] Mmhmm.

[00:10:44] Yeah.

[00:10:44] I just gotta...

[00:10:45] Yeah, it's one of the things I like about fighting.

[00:10:47] They have streamlined something that I...

[00:10:50] And you can, like any character can make healing potions now.

[00:10:54] Yes.

[00:10:55] Plus, when I level up next, I'm gonna get my second level of wizard.

[00:10:59] And if...

[00:11:01] If you'll allow, there is a...

[00:11:04] There's a tradition for wizards called Artificer.

[00:11:10] So he's gonna be a...

[00:11:12] He's gonna be a doublefisser.

[00:11:13] Yeah.

[00:11:14] A doublefisser.

[00:11:17] Doublefister.

[00:11:18] Am I right?

[00:11:18] Yeah.

[00:11:19] And they are able to just conjure potions.

[00:11:23] Nice.

[00:11:23] Just out of water.

[00:11:24] Oh, that's cool.

[00:11:25] So are wizard artificers just like alchemists?

[00:11:28] Kind of, yeah.

[00:11:29] They're more optimists than like invention.

[00:11:31] Yeah.

[00:11:32] They do things differently.

[00:11:33] My options are either I'm gonna do that or a...

[00:11:36] A runecrafter, I think was the other one that I thought was interesting.

[00:11:40] Yeah.

[00:11:41] Which is kinda cool.

[00:11:42] Where it's like every time I cast a spell, I can use a rune to add an additional effect to it.

[00:11:48] So like I could do cure light wounds on Aaron, plus you also have 10 temporary HP.

[00:11:54] Nice.

[00:11:54] Okay.

[00:11:54] Or I cast chromatic orb at the bad guy and also he takes plus one damage from... for a certain amount of damage.

[00:12:04] I don't remember the specifics.

[00:12:08] This is the last thing I'm gonna say about fart, right?

[00:12:10] One of the...

[00:12:11] So like, explain this.

[00:12:13] Like, this isn't supernatural.

[00:12:15] You can jump in the air.

[00:12:18] You can double jump.

[00:12:19] You can double jump as one of the abilities you get from eating the apple.

[00:12:24] Explain that as a not supernatural ability.

[00:12:27] It's just PCP.

[00:12:28] You're just jumping really hard.

[00:12:30] People are just seeing you jump once and then jump once a second time really hard.

[00:12:34] It's like, it's saved my ass in the fight against the twin bosses at the end of the game.

[00:12:38] Yeah.

[00:12:38] Because I was just basically a crash hopper.

[00:12:40] Just avoiding grenades and rockets.

[00:12:44] And then like, because in the game you can either fast travel to a location or airdrop to a location.

[00:12:50] And that is very handy because you airdrop like hundreds of feet above the location and they just wing glide to another location.

[00:12:57] I have a question.

[00:12:57] If you airdrop and you have the ability to double jump, can you just fall down then wait until five feet from the ground and go boop?

[00:13:04] I tested that.

[00:13:05] Yes.

[00:13:06] That's awesome.

[00:13:06] It is dumb.

[00:13:08] Nice.

[00:13:09] But the first time I did it, I airdrop, I airdoped too high and then I tried to pull my parachute and just crumpled on the ground.

[00:13:15] Because I didn't hit, I didn't get my parachute hit in time.

[00:13:19] But yeah, I tried the second time I tried it.

[00:13:21] I got like really close to the bottom and then boop.

[00:13:24] That's ridiculous.

[00:13:24] It is so stupid.

[00:13:26] I love it.

[00:13:27] Yeah, this is magic.

[00:13:30] My hip dice are tapped.

[00:13:31] This is just like post-apocalyptic magic at this point.

[00:13:34] Yeah, a little bit.

[00:13:34] But no, I mean like what's your total?

[00:13:37] Your max HP.

[00:13:38] Okay.

[00:13:39] Okay.

[00:13:40] Wow.

[00:13:41] You're almost as tanky as the tank.

[00:13:43] How much health do you have?

[00:13:44] No, I'm not a real tank.

[00:13:46] I rolled well on my constitution die.

[00:13:50] Mm-hmm.

[00:13:50] How much does the HP potions heal by the way?

[00:13:53] Two die four plus two.

[00:13:55] Okay, I'm just gonna write it down here.

[00:13:56] That is for a lesser healing potion.

[00:13:59] Like a standard potion of healing.

[00:14:01] Yeah.

[00:14:01] The ones that you guys like...

[00:14:04] That we can get from everywhere.

[00:14:05] That you guys scammed Sara from?

[00:14:07] Or Scare off?

[00:14:07] But there are better ones.

[00:14:10] Yeah.

[00:14:10] Rest in power.

[00:14:12] Is that the only potion we've used so far out of that?

[00:14:14] Very possibly.

[00:14:15] I think so.

[00:14:16] Because I haven't reduced the amount.

[00:14:18] So we're down to four.

[00:14:19] So we each have one, including Rob.

[00:14:21] You'll just have to scam it up.

[00:14:23] I got a shot keeper.

[00:14:24] It's not my fault!

[00:14:27] I'm just gonna keep that out blaming you.

[00:14:29] How did you not use any of the fight where you got killed?

[00:14:32] You didn't have time to drink.

[00:14:34] No, like legitimately, the first minotaur whacked him down to like, I think barely like...

[00:14:41] I think he had like a few health points left.

[00:14:43] The next minotaur skeleton did the rest.

[00:14:46] In the same turn.

[00:14:47] Yeah.

[00:14:48] In the same turn.

[00:14:48] Okay.

[00:14:49] I was surrounded by four minotaur skeletons.

[00:14:53] Each one of them was able to kill me in one hit.

[00:14:57] Yeah.

[00:14:57] So you couldn't just like pause and pull it up in your inventory menu and like eat it?

[00:15:03] I need time stop.

[00:15:05] Yeah.

[00:15:05] But I'm not a wizard.

[00:15:08] That's how we're gonna flavor a wizard's time stop.

[00:15:11] It's just like...

[00:15:13] There's something like a pause, a series of roots that form pause in the air.

[00:15:20] I kinda like it.

[00:15:23] Apparently we have three moderate potions as well.

[00:15:26] Oh, excellent.

[00:15:26] I'm just looking through the inventory because I can put all the potions together because

[00:15:29] they're everywhere right now.

[00:15:31] Oh, you're gonna love the inventory.

[00:15:31] Well, I was only sure...

[00:15:33] You're gonna love the inventory I have for you to move forward.

[00:15:36] Excellent.

[00:15:37] Um, cause you guys are trying to raid a bank.

[00:15:42] Hell yeah.

[00:15:45] Oh, hell no.

[00:15:47] Okay, so yeah, you guys are all...

[00:15:49] You guys are all healed up and all like...

[00:15:52] Yes.

[00:15:52] Yeah.

[00:15:53] Okay, so yeah, the skies around the Mornlands as usual are dismal and gray.

[00:16:00] It's a little darker.

[00:16:01] So it's maybe midday or like late day.

[00:16:06] Um, and uh, yeah, the ruins of Tranish lie around you and in front of you is the Tee-Dee Bank.

[00:16:16] The Tranish Dwarven Bank.

[00:16:18] The Tranish Dwarven Bank.

[00:16:18] Yes.

[00:16:19] Because all the banks in Eberron are mostly...

[00:16:21] Well, most of the...

[00:16:22] Most of the...

[00:16:23] Most of the banks in Eberron are run by dwarves.

[00:16:31] That feels racist.

[00:16:33] At least it's not goblins.

[00:16:35] Cause they have really big noses.

[00:16:36] No!

[00:16:37] No!

[00:16:39] I mean they do, but no!

[00:16:42] They're just really good at keeping...

[00:16:44] At keeping hordes of gold.

[00:16:47] It could be the first dragon of the first draconic bank.

[00:16:50] And we're canceled.

[00:16:52] Oh god.

[00:16:54] So, um, I have a map of a bank that we're using from the Red Markets Travaho book.

[00:17:01] Uh, it doesn't...

[00:17:02] It's not the fact that this is a map that I did for this book that we're using it.

[00:17:06] Of course not.

[00:17:07] It's the fact that it actually is a map of a book... of a bank.

[00:17:11] So, you guys can use this to navigate through.

[00:17:16] Um, and I'll basically just fantasy it up.

[00:17:20] Okay.

[00:17:20] By the way, apparently all of us also have a potion of cure moderate runes as well.

[00:17:24] Cause we have five of them.

[00:17:25] Cure moderate runes?

[00:17:26] Yes.

[00:17:27] Only moderate ones.

[00:17:28] If you cure...

[00:17:29] It only cures runes.

[00:17:32] Yes.

[00:17:33] You're afflicted by runes.

[00:17:34] Mm-hmm.

[00:17:37] Okay.

[00:17:37] Well, I will, uh, tie that, uh, potion of cure moderate runes onto a lanyard hanging around my neck.

[00:17:46] Yeah.

[00:17:46] So that I can do this.

[00:17:48] Oh, that works, yeah.

[00:17:49] As a bonus action.

[00:17:51] Ooh.

[00:17:52] That's cool.

[00:17:52] So, um, in front of you, like, is the, uh, there are... is the front of the bill, of the TV bank.

[00:17:58] Um...

[00:17:59] Front...

[00:17:59] This side, actually, this is the front.

[00:18:01] That's the front?

[00:18:02] Yeah.

[00:18:03] Um, basically, it's a...

[00:18:04] Well, you can see the lobby through these large glass, um, uh, glass windows.

[00:18:10] Uh, off to the side, there's a... looks like there's a side alcove.

[00:18:14] Um, there's a, uh, definitely a secured-looking door, um, on the, uh, the left side of the, uh, of the entrance.

[00:18:24] Mm.

[00:18:25] And then on the right side, there's, like, an alcove and kind of a, um, like, kind of a street, or, like, a, kind of a, uh, like, an alley, like, a wider alleyway.

[00:18:33] Or, like, a small street, um, that goes to the, uh, along to the side of the bank, on the right side.

[00:18:38] What would the front of the bank look like?

[00:18:39] Would it be, like, would it be a lot of glass, or is it mainly just, like, walls?

[00:18:43] Um, it's kind of, you know, like, yeah, it is glass.

[00:18:46] Uh, and actually, it's one of the few buildings, uh, on this, in this area that hasn't been, like, destroyed or damaged by whatever the false hide.

[00:18:54] Uh, because the false hideout kind of broke through all the, um, a lot of the windows.

[00:18:58] Oh, when it didn't rock the bank?

[00:19:00] Uh, yeah, the window, the, the bank seems untouched by whatever the false hideout was up to.

[00:19:04] Okay.

[00:19:05] Um, and on the right side, there's a, like, an, a large alleyway, and you see, like, a signage saying, basically, like, stables.

[00:19:12] So, stable parking is in the back of the bank.

[00:19:16] Okay.

[00:19:17] Okay.

[00:19:17] Um, so, yeah.

[00:19:20] I, I guess we need to park our horses and cart and donkey.

[00:19:27] There are, there are, like, posts up in front of the bank as well for, for parking your, uh, for parking.

[00:19:32] Ah, like in the Wild West.

[00:19:34] Um, there's actually a couple of, uh, carts, and, oh, yeah, those, those donkeys look like they're sleeping, but, or those horses look like they're sleeping, but they're, they're not.

[00:19:46] They're not.

[00:19:47] They're just on the ground.

[00:19:48] They're awake, right?

[00:19:50] No.

[00:19:51] They're just laying down, but awake.

[00:19:52] No.

[00:19:54] Well, their eyes are probably still open.

[00:19:56] Mm-hmm.

[00:19:57] No.

[00:19:59] Okay.

[00:20:00] They're just sleeping, it's fine.

[00:20:01] Mm-hmm.

[00:20:01] The eternal sleep.

[00:20:03] Okay.

[00:20:05] Well, the car has already been attacked once while we were around it, so maybe we should actually put it in the stables.

[00:20:11] Not against that.

[00:20:12] Probably a good idea.

[00:20:13] Okay.

[00:20:14] All right.

[00:20:15] So you bring the car, or bring the cart around to the, uh, the back stables area.

[00:20:21] Um, it's like kind of a walled off, uh, area with a, um, overhanging, uh, kind of, uh, stable area.

[00:20:28] Basically where, where it shows, like, the parking spots.

[00:20:31] Oh, okay.

[00:20:31] That's basically covered over.

[00:20:33] Um, there is actually a, uh, a little, um, like, kind of, uh, thing to stop people from going through, like, bully-nilly.

[00:20:43] Like a, uh...

[00:20:44] A control arm.

[00:20:45] A control arm.

[00:20:45] Yeah.

[00:20:47] Okay.

[00:20:47] So you have to, like, move to the other side.

[00:20:49] Mm-hmm.

[00:20:52] Yeah, we'll just force it up.

[00:20:54] Yeah.

[00:20:55] Uh, does that stop any alarms?

[00:20:58] No.

[00:21:00] We have, we have to start worrying about alarms and deterrence.

[00:21:03] You are going, I mean, yeah, because the police response is going to be so great here.

[00:21:09] I'm not worried about the police showing up.

[00:21:11] I'm worried about what else is going to show up if alarms start going off.

[00:21:14] That's fair.

[00:21:14] That's fair.

[00:21:16] That's a thing.

[00:21:17] Full of mutations, or potential mutations and other things.

[00:21:20] You did just fight something that you've never seen before.

[00:21:23] That you've only read in books.

[00:21:25] Okay, well, to be fair, I am not a particularly sneaky dude.

[00:21:28] Yeah.

[00:21:30] All right.

[00:21:31] Okay.

[00:21:32] I do two things.

[00:21:33] I shoot stuff and I sneak around.

[00:21:35] Yes.

[00:21:36] And you pick locks.

[00:21:37] That's three things.

[00:21:38] That's kind of my bad.

[00:21:39] And you do have those plus five gloves that I made you now.

[00:21:43] Oh yeah.

[00:21:44] Which actually apparently turned your gloves invisible.

[00:21:47] So you just look like you have bare hands now.

[00:21:49] Right.

[00:21:49] Because they're apparently actually invisible gloves, so you can't tell that you have lockpicking

[00:21:52] gloves on.

[00:21:53] Oh, that's pretty neat.

[00:21:55] Mm-hmm.

[00:21:56] Except that his gloves before were camo, and now you can see his hands floating around

[00:22:01] while the rest of him is invisible.

[00:22:02] Yeah.

[00:22:02] Yeah.

[00:22:03] Yeah.

[00:22:06] Yeah.

[00:22:07] But as we get into the stables, I should probably put an alarm down on the passageway

[00:22:14] to get in there.

[00:22:15] Yeah.

[00:22:16] There are also some carts in the stables area.

[00:22:18] Okay.

[00:22:18] So again, a couple of the horses, there's a couple of horses that were there as well,

[00:22:23] but they're sleeping.

[00:22:25] Quote unquote sleeping.

[00:22:26] Yeah.

[00:22:26] Okay.

[00:22:27] I.e. they don't have decayed at all.

[00:22:30] So if you guys want to take like 10 minutes to just scout the area, I can just do ritual

[00:22:36] to put the alarm down.

[00:22:38] Okay.

[00:22:39] I can just like, because wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you just want to do a search for

[00:22:43] Yeah.

[00:22:44] It's going to take about 10 minutes.

[00:22:45] Yeah.

[00:22:45] I can start searching some carts.

[00:22:47] Okay.

[00:22:48] Um, roll me up, search, investigate, investigation.

[00:22:55] That's a skill.

[00:22:56] Mm-hmm.

[00:22:58] One that I'm proficient in.

[00:22:59] Mm-hmm.

[00:23:03] So how was your day?

[00:23:04] It's good.

[00:23:05] It's good until you hit my dice on me.

[00:23:08] I, I really hate that die.

[00:23:09] I know you do.

[00:23:11] I don't know why.

[00:23:12] But I really love it.

[00:23:13] And I regret every day that I had, that I backed that Kickstarter for you.

[00:23:17] It's technically my fault because I'm the one that showed him it's a thing.

[00:23:21] Yes, it is your fault.

[00:23:21] And I didn't pay for it.

[00:23:23] I just got you to do it on my behalf.

[00:23:25] Cause I haven't backed the Kickstarter before and I don't know how to technology.

[00:23:29] Yeah.

[00:23:30] 23.

[00:23:31] 23.

[00:23:32] Uh, okay.

[00:23:33] So you find, um, two, looks like, uh, two humans.

[00:23:38] Um, sleeping in quotes in the, in their, uh, uh, on their carts.

[00:23:44] Looks like the, by their vestments they are, uh, they are, um, uh, probably just the drivers.

[00:23:50] Um, and, uh, actually you do notice the back of the stables, um, by the, uh, but there's a series of like double doors.

[00:24:02] Uh, there is actually a heavily armored carriage.

[00:24:06] Oh.

[00:24:07] Uh, and a cup and a guy at the, uh, a guy just lying on the ground next to it in a guard outfit, guard attire.

[00:24:14] Okay.

[00:24:14] Okay.

[00:24:15] Well, all of the, um, people sleeping.

[00:24:18] Yeah.

[00:24:18] I'm going to very briefly say a quick prayer over cause you know, I am mildly religious.

[00:24:25] Sort of.

[00:24:26] Yeah.

[00:24:27] Sort of.

[00:24:27] And then I'll, uh, call over, um, um, um, Kirkless.

[00:24:33] Kirkless.

[00:24:35] I was just going to call Kirk.

[00:24:36] Yeah.

[00:24:37] Kirkless.

[00:24:38] Hey Kirk, Kirkless.

[00:24:40] What are you making this one?

[00:24:43] The guard fellow?

[00:24:47] It's a port.

[00:24:48] Yeah.

[00:24:48] Basically it's an armored carriage.

[00:24:50] Um, it has a Gatling gun on top.

[00:24:52] Is it open?

[00:24:53] Um.

[00:24:55] It might.

[00:24:55] It's never right.

[00:24:57] Um, you, you go to the back, uh, and, uh, you check the, the door.

[00:25:01] It was unlocked.

[00:25:02] It says Brinks.

[00:25:04] When the morning happens.

[00:25:04] Yeah.

[00:25:05] Well that's a magical shotgun in the back.

[00:25:07] Um, so.

[00:25:08] Um, before I actually open that door, I'm just gonna check for traps or, you know.

[00:25:15] Yeah.

[00:25:16] Oh, I will really.

[00:25:18] Uh.

[00:25:21] Eight?

[00:25:22] Eight.

[00:25:22] Eight.

[00:25:24] Um.

[00:25:27] So, one thing that you, one thing you didn't notice while you were walking by the guard,

[00:25:32] um, he didn't have any weapons on him.

[00:25:36] Like, there's no sword in his sheath on his purse and such.

[00:25:41] And that's when the sword comes flying, like, kind of just like, kind of whizzes by your

[00:25:45] head.

[00:25:46] Um, uh, Kirk?

[00:25:49] So.

[00:25:50] I'm gonna roll the attack.

[00:25:51] I will.

[00:25:51] Um, by the way, there's nothing, uh, there's nothing holding that sword.

[00:25:55] It's just a sword.

[00:25:56] It's just a sword.

[00:25:58] Um, so that's gonna be a, as I pull up the book for this.

[00:26:08] Freaked out.

[00:26:10] Uh.

[00:26:10] Uh.

[00:26:12] Uh.

[00:26:13] Uh.

[00:26:15] That's gonna be a, 21?

[00:26:17] Yeah, it is.

[00:26:18] Okay.

[00:26:20] I just got back to full health.

[00:26:21] Yeah.

[00:26:23] Yeah, he did.

[00:26:25] Uh, that is gonna be nine damage from a fucking sword.

[00:26:31] Uh.

[00:26:32] Uh.

[00:26:32] Uh.

[00:26:32] It just starts, it's kind of flailing around in the air as if it has a, a person wielding

[00:26:37] it.

[00:26:38] But it's just, it came, it kind of, it kind of came out the, the, the little like opening,

[00:26:43] like, uh, the small opening of the, uh, the carriage.

[00:26:47] And it just comes out swinging.

[00:26:48] Okay.

[00:26:50] Well.

[00:26:51] So.

[00:26:52] Isn't this nice?

[00:26:53] Yeah.

[00:26:54] Uh, so, uh, I'm gonna charge in and flank it.

[00:26:58] Okay.

[00:26:59] And then I guess initiative.

[00:27:01] Plenty animated sword.

[00:27:07] You're going to dice jail.

[00:27:10] Oh, you're going to hell, you die.

[00:27:12] You're going to hell, you die.

[00:27:14] Do you need another?

[00:27:15] Nope.

[00:27:17] Do not take mine, they're cursed.

[00:27:19] They're always cursed.

[00:27:21] Uh, it checks on.

[00:27:23] Well, I have a pretty, pretty vast selection if you need any.

[00:27:27] Uh, what'd you get though?

[00:27:28] What'd you?

[00:27:29] Uh, 11.

[00:27:30] That's better than the sword.

[00:27:33] Cause I also rolled a sword.

[00:27:34] Mhm.

[00:27:35] I got a 15 but I'm not taking, I'm not.

[00:27:38] You're, you're just hearing like something like, what?

[00:27:40] Oh yeah, but I'm still rolling my initiative but I'm not, first off I don't know 100% what's

[00:27:45] going on, second off I'm not gonna stop the ritual.

[00:27:47] Yeah.

[00:27:48] I rolled an 11 but I get a plus 3.

[00:27:51] Okay.

[00:27:51] So that's 15.

[00:27:53] No.

[00:27:53] Plus 3, 14.

[00:27:55] 14.

[00:27:56] And what did you get there, uh, copper sir?

[00:27:59] Uh, 15.

[00:28:01] 15?

[00:28:02] Okay, so you're a top.

[00:28:04] Uh, okay.

[00:28:05] So top of rounds.

[00:28:07] Copper's doing his ritual.

[00:28:09] Yup.

[00:28:09] Fintan!

[00:28:10] Oh no, I'm missing a die 20.

[00:28:13] Oh no.

[00:28:15] I didn't take that one.

[00:28:17] No, it's my, it's the one that goes with these.

[00:28:21] Oh.

[00:28:22] That's sad.

[00:28:24] I like that dice.

[00:28:26] Sure it's a round.

[00:28:27] Okay.

[00:28:28] Well I'm gonna attack it.

[00:28:29] With my sword.

[00:28:31] Okay.

[00:28:32] Gonna have a duel against a random sword.

[00:28:36] Yup.

[00:28:36] I wonder if it's a better swordsman than I am.

[00:28:39] The answer is no because it's not a man.

[00:28:42] Wow.

[00:28:43] But is it a better sword?

[00:28:48] I don't know, what is it, plus 3?

[00:28:50] Hm?

[00:28:52] What is the sword?

[00:28:53] Plus 3 sword?

[00:28:54] I don't know.

[00:28:56] I'll roll identify on it in combat.

[00:28:59] What style of sword is it?

[00:29:00] Uh, it is a standard like, kind of what a guard, what a city guard would have.

[00:29:04] So like, probably just like a, a strand, a short sword.

[00:29:08] Technically me rolling identify on that sword would be me like putting on a scouter and seeing

[00:29:13] the enemy's power level at this point.

[00:29:15] That's the power level.

[00:29:15] Cause that's all it is.

[00:29:17] That was a...

[00:29:19] Actually I'm gonna say it's a long sword.

[00:29:22] That is what it is.

[00:29:24] Uh, 17 plus 6.

[00:29:26] 17 plus 6.

[00:29:27] So 23.

[00:29:29] Okay.

[00:29:29] Uh, that will definitely hit it.

[00:29:31] Okay.

[00:29:34] Okay.

[00:29:34] So uh, that's just a die end of damage.

[00:29:40] Okay.

[00:29:41] 9, 10, 11, 12.

[00:29:43] So that's uh, 12.

[00:29:46] Okay.

[00:29:47] 12 damage with my rapier.

[00:29:50] Uh, and I get another shot.

[00:29:52] You get another shot.

[00:29:53] Yes he does, he does.

[00:29:56] Why do you get another shot?

[00:29:57] Um, because I have Thirsting Blade which gives me two attacks with my weapon.

[00:30:02] Ah.

[00:30:02] Nice.

[00:30:06] Well aren't you special?

[00:30:10] Of course.

[00:30:11] He's a caster, of course he is.

[00:30:13] Hmm.

[00:30:13] All casters are very special.

[00:30:14] I'm not a caster.

[00:30:16] You too.

[00:30:16] I'm just a regular dude.

[00:30:18] Uh huh.

[00:30:18] Who has the grace of a god behind him who also happens to give him some kinds of weird

[00:30:25] other powers.

[00:30:27] Yeah I guess you don't throw any magic do you?

[00:30:29] It's all like you hit real hard.

[00:30:32] I do have Eldritch Blast which I have occasionally used.

[00:30:36] Yeah.

[00:30:36] But I don't really plan on using it much anymore.

[00:30:39] Fair enough.

[00:30:39] Cause now I can conjure a bow.

[00:30:41] Yeah.

[00:30:42] Which is way cool.

[00:30:43] Uh, so that's uh, 10 and 16.

[00:30:49] That will hit it.

[00:30:50] Excellent.

[00:30:53] Okay.

[00:30:54] Opposite end of the spectrum there.

[00:30:56] So 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[00:30:57] 5 damage.

[00:30:59] Okay.

[00:31:00] Um, 5 damage.

[00:31:01] 5 damage.

[00:31:02] You batter this thing enough that it kind of just, after a few moments it kind of like

[00:31:07] shakes the shutters in midair and then just drops to the ground.

[00:31:11] Okay.

[00:31:13] Well I will um, I guess use my bonus action to reach out and pick it up.

[00:31:22] Okay.

[00:31:24] Okay.

[00:31:24] Okay.

[00:31:24] I'm gonna wave it around and see if it's magical.

[00:31:27] Um, there's some residue on it.

[00:31:31] But otherwise it...

[00:31:32] But he said it was a magical sword.

[00:31:35] But he lied.

[00:31:37] I did.

[00:31:38] It was magic for a time.

[00:31:40] Okay.

[00:31:41] Okay.

[00:31:42] Uh, yeah.

[00:31:44] Um, that's, that's, you know, after like a few months you're like looking around, that's

[00:31:48] the only thing that comes out of the, the carriage.

[00:31:51] And uh, you open it up?

[00:31:55] I guess.

[00:31:58] Okay.

[00:31:58] I'm gonna open it very gently.

[00:32:00] Okay.

[00:32:00] Like from around the corner.

[00:32:02] See if there's no rose bastards coming at me.

[00:32:03] Okay.

[00:32:04] Uh, roll dex plus uh, with advantage.

[00:32:11] Uh, 23.

[00:32:15] Okay.

[00:32:15] So as you open up the, the door a lot wider, like actually open it open, not just the sliver

[00:32:20] and then where the sword came in.

[00:32:21] Um, that's when the two bolts from the crossbow, uh, crossbow traps, um, shoot it.

[00:32:27] And uh, basically embed in the wall in front of it.

[00:32:31] I'm glad you didn't say embed in your eyes.

[00:32:33] No, no.

[00:32:34] Uh, basically like, like they thunk into the, uh, into the wall of the building.

[00:32:38] Um, that they were aiming, that they were aiming in front of.

[00:32:41] Luckily you were out of the way.

[00:32:44] Yeah.

[00:32:44] Yeah.

[00:32:45] And that is the only thing that's dangerous now inside the, the, uh, the carriage.

[00:32:50] It's the rapid fire, self-reloading crossbow trap.

[00:32:55] It might've been a one and done, just no one opened it yet.

[00:32:57] Yeah.

[00:32:57] They just hadn't opened it.

[00:32:58] They were going to it and then the morning happened.

[00:33:01] Uh, and then that sword just pulled itself out of the scabbard and just like decided

[00:33:05] to slink into the, uh, into the carriage and wait for five years.

[00:33:09] Man, that sword was a dick.

[00:33:11] It was.

[00:33:13] It was.

[00:33:13] You do see on the, on it like inscribed in, in dwarven runes, Richard.

[00:33:20] Um, but, uh, yeah, inside the actual cart, um, there is a, uh, couple of, of, couple of

[00:33:29] bags, like, uh, canvas bags of, um, something heavy.

[00:33:34] Kind of looks like coinage, uh, like coinage bags.

[00:33:42] This, this feels like a trap again.

[00:33:45] I'll look.

[00:33:46] Okay.

[00:33:47] I'll cover you.

[00:33:48] Uh, you open them up and there is collectively, um, about a thousand gold.

[00:33:58] Hot damn.

[00:34:00] Between the three bags.

[00:34:02] And then it amalgamates into a coin gold and then attacks us.

[00:34:06] No, no.

[00:34:07] You go to pick it up and it was a mimic all along.

[00:34:10] Oh, no.

[00:34:11] Okay.

[00:34:12] All right.

[00:34:12] Well, um, I guess I'm going to start dumping some gold in my, have you where it's handy

[00:34:17] have her sack.

[00:34:18] Mm-hmm.

[00:34:19] Yeah.

[00:34:20] Do you have an, uh, no, you have a quiver of Elana, which he does have a second, uh,

[00:34:24] I have two bags of holding.

[00:34:26] Oh, excellent.

[00:34:27] So yes.

[00:34:27] We came prepared.

[00:34:28] Yeah.

[00:34:29] Uh, all right.

[00:34:30] I'll go, uh, I'll go fetch one of the bags of holding.

[00:34:32] Mm-hmm.

[00:34:34] Moomong white white by Visa.

[00:34:35] That's what he's doing as he, as you walk over.

[00:34:38] Just gonna take this bag here and be back.

[00:34:40] Yep.

[00:34:40] Okay.

[00:34:40] I specifically grabbed the empty one.

[00:34:42] Mm-hmm.

[00:34:43] Cause I assume one of them is actually empty.

[00:34:45] Yeah.

[00:34:45] The one that has, um, our companion in it is on my, on my waist.

[00:34:49] Yes.

[00:34:49] Okay.

[00:34:50] So, uh, I'm going to dub thee the bag of golding and, uh, go fill it with the

[00:34:55] a thousand gold.

[00:34:57] Thanks.

[00:34:57] Just in case it's cursed.

[00:35:00] Might be fair.

[00:35:01] I mean, it is the Mournlands.

[00:35:02] You never know.

[00:35:03] Uh, um.

[00:35:04] Trust no one.

[00:35:05] Not even yourself.

[00:35:06] I mean, you could have the wizard, um, roll an arcane to check on that roll at some point.

[00:35:11] Yes.

[00:35:11] And check.

[00:35:12] But.

[00:35:13] He's busy.

[00:35:14] Could be.

[00:35:15] You do notice there's skulls on it.

[00:35:17] Like, it looks like it's Aztec gold.

[00:35:19] No.

[00:35:21] You must.

[00:35:22] I believe in the ghost.

[00:35:23] Oh darn, we get to be immortal now?

[00:35:25] You never need.

[00:35:26] The immortal asshats.

[00:35:28] Oh God.

[00:35:30] You must start believing in asshats.

[00:35:34] You're in what?

[00:35:35] What?

[00:35:37] An ass or a hat?

[00:35:40] Or even worse, you must start believing in assholes.

[00:35:43] You're in what?

[00:35:45] He says that in the ashhole.

[00:35:47] Yeah.

[00:35:47] Yeah.

[00:35:48] Oh God.

[00:35:50] I love this game.

[00:35:52] Um, yeah.

[00:35:52] That's silly.

[00:35:53] I kind of feel like we need to rename our, rename our party the immortal asshats now.

[00:35:59] We could.

[00:36:00] Especially if you guys become immortal, because I already am.

[00:36:02] Or the almighty asshats.

[00:36:03] Well, he's an elf.

[00:36:04] He lives practically for everything.

[00:36:06] Yeah, that's true.

[00:36:06] The almighty asshats, like the almighty Johnsons.

[00:36:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:36:10] Um, but yeah, also you guys have, I mean if you guys want, you can take this heavily armored

[00:36:15] city card.

[00:36:16] Or, uh, like it's basically a guards card.

[00:36:20] Yeah.

[00:36:20] Or carriers that they use for transporting goods.

[00:36:23] Okay.

[00:36:24] Yeah, we could totally hear that.

[00:36:26] Back at the handy.

[00:36:26] Back at the handy.

[00:36:27] I'm taking inventory by the way.

[00:36:28] I wonder if we can.

[00:36:29] You don't need to, but you can't.

[00:36:29] Oh, okay.

[00:36:30] If you want to double check on inventory, by all means.

[00:36:32] No, but, uh, you're more than welcome to.

[00:36:34] That's fine.

[00:36:35] I wonder if we could just replace, like the armor on our card with this armor card.

[00:36:41] Uh, you, that would take probably a couple of days of like, basically like removing

[00:36:45] it from this card and putting it onto yours.

[00:36:47] Yeah.

[00:36:48] It would, you'd have to probably do that.

[00:36:49] We'd bring them both back and then.

[00:36:51] And have the artificer work on it.

[00:36:54] Yeah.

[00:36:54] If only we had like a squadron of warforged to work on that.

[00:36:57] Oh, yeah.

[00:36:58] When you get back, um, yeah, by the time you guys get back, like this, the town's gonna

[00:37:04] be there.

[00:37:05] Or, uh, more to now.

[00:37:06] It's gonna be a bustling metropolis by the time we get back.

[00:37:09] Um, so the next thing up is, um, yeah, so how are you guys going through those double

[00:37:15] doors?

[00:37:15] Those double doors look like they're slightly ajar.

[00:37:19] How much time has passed?

[00:37:21] Uh, ten minutes.

[00:37:22] Okay.

[00:37:23] Any pickles?

[00:37:25] No.

[00:37:26] There's mayonnaise.

[00:37:26] Just oozing out of the, the, uh.

[00:37:29] Is it the stuff?

[00:37:31] It might be the stuff.

[00:37:32] It might be that weird.

[00:37:33] Let me, let me pull up a, uh, a goo monster.

[00:37:39] Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:37:40] It's a shagoth.

[00:37:41] Oh no.

[00:37:42] God.

[00:37:42] Ah, damn it.

[00:37:43] And it tastes delicious.

[00:37:44] You just want to eat it.

[00:37:46] No.

[00:37:47] Um, so, uh, yeah, the door is slightly open.

[00:37:50] Um, uh, so you guys can go through the back area if you want or you can go back around

[00:37:55] to the front.

[00:37:57] Let's try going in the back since we're already here, then we've got our asses covered.

[00:38:01] Mm-hmm.

[00:38:03] Okay.

[00:38:04] Um, bless you.

[00:38:06] You, uh.

[00:38:07] Let's see.

[00:38:07] We know where we are.

[00:38:08] Yeah.

[00:38:09] Uh, yeah, you, uh, taking a peek inside there.

[00:38:14] I assume you're being stealthy and such.

[00:38:15] Yeah.

[00:38:16] I'm gonna try to stealth it up.

[00:38:21] Thirteen.

[00:38:22] Thirteen.

[00:38:23] Okay.

[00:38:25] Um, you see a storage room.

[00:38:28] Um, there are, uh, actually there's empty bags, like similar to the canvas bags that

[00:38:34] you guys had.

[00:38:35] Um, kind of in a bin on it, like nearby.

[00:38:38] Um, most of the shelves are empty, save for a box at the very end of the hall.

[00:38:46] Like at the very end of this room.

[00:38:49] The big old wooden like crate kind of thing, like a light that you can carry.

[00:38:54] Any new door in this area?

[00:38:55] Doesn't look like it.

[00:38:59] Yeah.

[00:39:00] That's a little weird.

[00:39:02] Yeah.

[00:39:04] I didn't, that's honestly how, like, out of game.

[00:39:08] Uh, the map, like, for some reason the storage room is not connected to the rest of the

[00:39:11] bank.

[00:39:12] You have to go around.

[00:39:14] That seems like terrible map design.

[00:39:15] That does.

[00:39:18] Uh, I would like to point out, while I did make this map, I copied it from an actual existing

[00:39:24] map of a bank.

[00:39:25] Oh, okay.

[00:39:26] Yeah.

[00:39:27] So don't blame me, blame the architect who made the original map.

[00:39:30] Yes.

[00:39:30] I blame architects all day.

[00:39:32] Yep.

[00:39:32] Architects are the worst.

[00:39:36] Um, looks like this is just like a storage room.

[00:39:38] Um, there are, I'll say there's also some, uh, there's like a, a couple of, uh, short

[00:39:43] swords, um, as well, like on a rack.

[00:39:46] Um, but that's about it.

[00:39:49] Okay.

[00:39:49] And then there's that crate.

[00:39:50] I guess I'll sneak over to the crate and, uh, check it for traps.

[00:39:54] Okay.

[00:39:57] At this point now we'll be slowly regrouping with him.

[00:39:59] Yep.

[00:40:00] After I, I grabbed something from, uh, my bank of holding, cause I realized I have a

[00:40:04] potion of invisibility and that might be handy at some point in this stealth mission,

[00:40:07] so we'll hand it to you probably.

[00:40:09] Oh, thank you.

[00:40:09] Cause you, you, you seem to be going ahead with him.

[00:40:12] It's gonna be fun when he comes out, it's like, oh my God!

[00:40:15] Yeah.

[00:40:16] He's just like slashed down the middle.

[00:40:19] So is that a, uh, perception check?

[00:40:21] To protect the traps?

[00:40:28] 16 or 15.

[00:40:30] Yeah, everything seems to be open up.

[00:40:32] Okay.

[00:40:33] You don't send, you don't feel, there's no like mechanisms or like, nothing seems to

[00:40:37] be like where there's like a, like a panel or anything that like that would go in or

[00:40:40] in on the box.

[00:40:42] All right.

[00:40:42] Or around the, the room.

[00:40:43] I shall try to open it then.

[00:40:45] Uh, it is sealed.

[00:40:46] Like you need like a crowbar.

[00:40:49] Or, a crowbar or like your, would that thieves tools work for that or?

[00:40:54] No, thieves tools are like.

[00:40:55] This is something like, yeah.

[00:40:56] This is something you would need like a crowbar to like pull open.

[00:40:59] I might have something like that.

[00:41:02] Yeah.

[00:41:02] As I look through all my stuff.

[00:41:04] I know we have like a shovel and a pickaxe.

[00:41:06] Okay.

[00:41:07] So, uh, I'm pretty sure I have an explorer's pack.

[00:41:10] Oh yeah, that stuff.

[00:41:12] Uh, keep forgetting about them.

[00:41:14] Okay.

[00:41:15] It's not in the explorer's pack, but one of us has a dungeoneer's pack, which does include

[00:41:20] a crowbar.

[00:41:21] Whatever one you have, I have the other one.

[00:41:23] I'm pretty sure you have the dungeoneer's and I have the explorers.

[00:41:26] Okay.

[00:41:30] So, and I think you have a dungeoneer's as well.

[00:41:32] I think so.

[00:41:34] So you have a crowbar.

[00:41:36] I don't know where I'm keeping that crowbar, but sure.

[00:41:39] It's in the backpack.

[00:41:41] Yeah.

[00:41:41] I take out my small crowbar and I jimmy the box open.

[00:41:44] Okay.

[00:41:45] You jimmy it open, um, and you hear a fluttering for a moment.

[00:41:52] And as you open up the box, there is what looks like a birdcage covered over by a piece

[00:42:01] of cloth inside the crate.

[00:42:05] And there is a fluttering from within.

[00:42:09] Okay.

[00:42:10] I'm going to go get my backpack because if there's something alive in the mooring land

[00:42:14] after five years, it's not going to be good.

[00:42:17] Yeah.

[00:42:18] Locked in a birdcage.

[00:42:19] Locked in a crate in a storage room, in the back of a storage room of a bank.

[00:42:25] Let's just close that back up.

[00:42:28] No, no.

[00:42:28] The curiosity has gotten the best of me.

[00:42:30] So you, you want, are you walking it back outside or you walk?

[00:42:33] I'm walking back outside.

[00:42:35] I'm going to bring these guys in with me.

[00:42:36] It's like, can you get over here?

[00:42:38] Has he finished casting the alarm yet?

[00:42:40] Yes.

[00:42:41] I've just regrouped with the guys.

[00:42:42] Excellent.

[00:42:43] Yeah.

[00:42:43] All right.

[00:42:44] So let's, uh, let's go in and take a look at this, this box that you're so afraid of.

[00:42:49] Okay.

[00:42:49] You, you walk over to the box, you see that there's a, um, a birdcaged looking object

[00:42:55] that's covered by, uh, by a cloth of some kind.

[00:42:58] And you vaguely hear like a, like, kind of fluttering.

[00:43:03] With my sword, I'm going to, uh, casually flick the, uh, the covering off.

[00:43:11] I thought you were just going to stab through it.

[00:43:13] Stab at you.

[00:43:15] From hell's heart.

[00:43:16] What?

[00:43:18] Just like from, from like a far away.

[00:43:23] All of my spell slots.

[00:43:26] Uh, but yeah, you, you, the, the cloth is pulled away to reveal a gorgeously gold, um, exotic

[00:43:35] parrot-like bird, um, inside the, inside the, uh, the cage.

[00:43:39] And it looks to you guys and it's like, bro.

[00:43:44] Like it turns its head slightly and looks.

[00:43:46] Oh, hey, bro.

[00:43:47] What's up, bro?

[00:43:48] Yeah.

[00:43:49] Is this like a warforged parrot?

[00:43:51] Is it mechanical?

[00:43:52] No, it is flesh and blood.

[00:43:53] Well, it looks flesh and blood.

[00:43:56] Uh, with feathers.

[00:43:57] I have an app for that, don't I?

[00:43:59] No, it detects undead, uh, infernal creatures and celestial creatures.

[00:44:05] Well, see if it's one of those.

[00:44:07] I can't do it very often.

[00:44:09] I can detect magic on it, but that's about it.

[00:44:12] Yeah.

[00:44:12] Well, I can do it three times.

[00:44:14] All right.

[00:44:15] I'll, I'll use my, my paladin ability to, uh, so you can decide whether it is undead fiend

[00:44:21] or celestial or celestial.

[00:44:24] Yeah.

[00:44:24] It'll tell me if anything of those things is within, I think it's 30 feet of me.

[00:44:29] Okay.

[00:44:32] Yeah, that's a celestial.

[00:44:34] Oh.

[00:44:36] Of some kind.

[00:44:38] You don't, you're not familiar with like any kind of celestial parrot, but.

[00:44:42] Is it locked?

[00:44:44] It is locked.

[00:44:46] Okay.

[00:44:47] I'm going to.

[00:44:47] Do you have a paladin sort of thing to detect alignment?

[00:44:51] If it's a celestial, then it is good.

[00:44:53] Then it's, it's good regardless.

[00:44:55] Yeah.

[00:44:56] Yeah.

[00:44:58] Yeah.

[00:44:58] I kind of figured as much, but.

[00:44:59] Okay.

[00:44:59] Is it like a padlock or is it like a.

[00:45:01] Yeah, there's a heavy padlock on it.

[00:45:03] Oh, that's mean.

[00:45:08] Thanks Kirk.

[00:45:10] I appreciate this.

[00:45:12] You do have a plus five on it as well.

[00:45:15] Oh, so like 23.

[00:45:16] 23?

[00:45:17] Yeah.

[00:45:18] That comes off.

[00:45:20] Okay.

[00:45:21] I'll open the door, take a step back.

[00:45:23] Okay.

[00:45:24] Uh, it flies out.

[00:45:26] Um, everybody roll will or wisdom in the system.

[00:45:33] Ah, I have advantage.

[00:45:36] Do you?

[00:45:38] On all wisdom saves.

[00:45:39] Really?

[00:45:40] Yep.

[00:45:40] That's pretty cute.

[00:45:41] Okay.

[00:45:42] Uh, probably.

[00:45:46] Ooh.

[00:45:52] Okay.

[00:45:53] Um, total of 23.

[00:46:01] 23 you say?

[00:46:03] I do.

[00:46:03] I do say.

[00:46:04] What did the rest of you guys get?

[00:46:05] 17.

[00:46:07] 17.

[00:46:07] That's pretty damn good.

[00:46:08] Total of 23.

[00:46:10] Oddly enough.

[00:46:12] Yeah.

[00:46:13] So.

[00:46:15] The bird changes.

[00:46:17] Oh, there's a burst of light so you guys are going to see it.

[00:46:18] They're not blinded by the light.

[00:46:20] Yeah.

[00:46:21] Uh, and as the light dims, um, it is no longer a golden parrot.

[00:46:25] Uh, it is this feathered serpent-like creature with wings.

[00:46:31] Size.

[00:46:31] And it's about medium human, about medium sized now.

[00:46:34] Hmm.

[00:46:34] A Hura Mazda.

[00:46:37] Do you want to, anybody want to roll Arcana or?

[00:46:40] Yeah.

[00:46:40] Uh, a knowledge, um, that they might have for this, uh, probably be Arcana honestly.

[00:46:47] Yeah.

[00:46:48] I'll do it.

[00:46:52] Actually, you, uh, religion would probably work for you.

[00:46:54] If you have knowledge.

[00:46:55] It doesn't matter.

[00:46:56] I'm not trained in either of them.

[00:46:57] Oh, okay.

[00:46:58] 17.

[00:46:58] I'll roll it, but.

[00:47:00] Uh, 17?

[00:47:01] Yep.

[00:47:03] Um, that's a quaddle.

[00:47:08] A quaddle?

[00:47:09] Yep.

[00:47:09] What's a quaddle?

[00:47:10] Uh, they are, um,

[00:47:12] Nothing, what's a quaddle.

[00:47:12] But middeland, serpentine beings with great intellect and insight, uh, and their brilliant

[00:47:17] colored wings and gentle manners speak of their celestial origins.

[00:47:22] So they're just pretty bright.

[00:47:23] Um, they are, um, they are one of the, the, the ancient, uh, celestial beings that fought

[00:47:29] against the demonic overlords, um, with the dragons, um, again, uh, to, in, to seal away

[00:47:36] the demons, uh, and are kind of partially, uh, responsible for the silver flame, um, religion.

[00:47:43] Mm-hmm.

[00:47:43] Uh, it begins speaking to you guys telepathically.

[00:47:46] Oh, thank you so much for releasing me from that, uh, poor, important prison.

[00:47:55] I've been in there a century now.

[00:48:01] Oh, cause it's only been five years since the morning.

[00:48:06] Ugh.

[00:48:07] I thought that felt a quake of energy, a quake of, of fear outside my prison.

[00:48:14] Who imprisoned you?

[00:48:16] Some warlock of, uh, responsible, or, uh, whose patron was one of the demonic lords.

[00:48:23] Oh, god damn warlocks.

[00:48:24] Warlocks are the worst.

[00:48:25] They really are.

[00:48:26] I hate all warlocks.

[00:48:27] The most abhorrent of all classes.

[00:48:29] If there was one here right now, I would smite them thoroughly.

[00:48:35] Smite them thoroughly.

[00:48:36] Me too.

[00:48:37] Cause I can smite things.

[00:48:39] Ah, you must be a noble paladin.

[00:48:42] There's something strange about you.

[00:48:47] Yes.

[00:48:48] It's my charm and wit.

[00:48:53] Yes.

[00:48:54] Well, thank you for releasing me.

[00:48:56] I think I'm going to go now.

[00:48:58] If you don't have anywhere specific to go, let me tell you.

[00:49:01] You have a lovely town.

[00:49:02] Let me tell you about our lovely town that could definitely use a venerable patron.

[00:49:09] Somewhere between a patron and a mascot.

[00:49:13] Role diplomacy.

[00:49:15] It's really close to.

[00:49:17] Sorry.

[00:49:18] Persuasion.

[00:49:19] Okay.

[00:49:20] Cause that's, that's what it is in this system.

[00:49:24] I'm going to back away from him.

[00:49:26] Just in case I've gotten a blast.

[00:49:28] Yeah.

[00:49:29] It's like when they turn the proton pack on at the end.

[00:49:32] A little bit.

[00:49:33] Cause you guys are, it's a, it's not a big room.

[00:49:36] It's like, you probably have like three people and breasts.

[00:49:40] So.

[00:49:41] Ah, breasts.

[00:49:42] Yeah.

[00:49:43] Um, we'll get, oh, I hate that thing.

[00:49:47] We'll never know what he got.

[00:49:49] We're still waiting.

[00:49:53] Ooh.

[00:49:53] Okay.

[00:49:54] Uh, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 21.

[00:49:59] Well, I have to do some, uh, I have to check up with the, uh, uh, with my, my kin, but perhaps

[00:50:06] I will pass by or to pay a visit to this.

[00:50:10] You said it was asshat?

[00:50:12] It's pronounced a shot.

[00:50:14] Ah, the ancient.

[00:50:15] Elven word for hope and defiance.

[00:50:18] Is that what it is?

[00:50:19] Yeah.

[00:50:20] Okay.

[00:50:20] Yeah, totally.

[00:50:22] Very well.

[00:50:23] Very well.

[00:50:23] Yes, I shall go to a shot upon after when I find out what's been going on in the rest of

[00:50:27] the world.

[00:50:28] I've been done a while.

[00:50:30] That's fine.

[00:50:30] Okay.

[00:50:31] Well, we're on the, uh, south end of Lake Sear.

[00:50:34] Ah, yes.

[00:50:35] Mm-hmm.

[00:50:36] Very well.

[00:50:37] Pretty much directly east from here.

[00:50:38] You'll be able to see our tower.

[00:50:41] Mm-hmm.

[00:50:41] Do you, do you have any parting gifts for us?

[00:50:43] Maybe some blessings?

[00:50:45] Since we freed you so kindly.

[00:50:47] Oh.

[00:50:47] This guy.

[00:50:48] I want to roll a, I want to roll a transition.

[00:50:52] Not really.

[00:50:53] Too bad.

[00:50:54] You don't get to, you don't get to roll it.

[00:50:57] Seventeen.

[00:50:58] That was so bad.

[00:51:00] I suppose you did, you did free me from the, the cage of binding.

[00:51:06] Um, he, he just like, a, a wing kinda like pops over and just like, he, uh, he just

[00:51:13] said, here, take, take the wing.

[00:51:15] What?

[00:51:16] Alright.

[00:51:16] You take like the, one of the tip of one of the feathers and then he just plucks it off.

[00:51:20] And hands it to you.

[00:51:22] Pluck.

[00:51:23] And then to you.

[00:51:25] Look.

[00:51:26] That feather, uh, if you ever ever need of, of a, uh, if you're ever in need of, uh,

[00:51:34] uh, of assistance from higher, from a higher power, simply burn the, one of those feathers.

[00:51:40] And I have a summon spell.

[00:51:42] And I will, uh, I will bring down the rain.

[00:51:45] And then with that, he just bursts through the roof.

[00:51:49] Into, uh, into, uh, when he creates a, a large hole in the roof as he smashes through.

[00:51:53] Nice.

[00:51:53] Perfect.

[00:51:54] Yeah.

[00:51:55] Setting off all the alarms.

[00:51:58] No, no.

[00:51:59] Now we have a way to the bank.

[00:52:01] Yeah.

[00:52:01] Yeah.

[00:52:02] Oh no.

[00:52:03] Well, this is, well, this is, you're in here.

[00:52:06] Yeah.

[00:52:06] You said there was a second floor.

[00:52:08] No, there isn't a second floor.

[00:52:09] Oh no, there is.

[00:52:10] Where's the stairs?

[00:52:11] It's not connected to that one.

[00:52:12] It's like connected to the main guys.

[00:52:14] Yeah.

[00:52:14] It was almost awesome.

[00:52:15] Yeah.

[00:52:16] Almost awesome.

[00:52:17] Um, but yeah, he smashes through and there like some tiles come down and, uh, the, some

[00:52:21] bits of, some small bits of debris from like the, the large hole, the perfectly circular

[00:52:25] hole he makes as he shoots up into the sky.

[00:52:28] And just like, you hear in the, in the distance, what the fuck?

[00:52:33] Oh, that's just him?

[00:52:35] You mean like what the hell happened?

[00:52:37] Yeah.

[00:52:38] Okay.

[00:52:38] Okay.

[00:52:39] Okay.

[00:52:39] By the silver plane.

[00:52:43] Oh, I could have shown him my shirt.

[00:52:45] Yeah.

[00:52:46] Could have been the first person who wouldn't have been like, oh, one of these guys.

[00:52:50] He's the only guy that wouldn't have facepalmed.

[00:52:53] Ah, yes.

[00:52:53] That would have actually cleared his like doubt in you.

[00:52:55] Right?

[00:52:56] Yeah.

[00:52:59] But yeah, so you met a Quattle and you have three feathers of, uh, that you can use to summon

[00:53:06] that Quattle to your aid.

[00:53:08] Okay.

[00:53:08] Okay.

[00:53:09] Alright, alright.

[00:53:11] Very good.

[00:53:11] We can, uh, we can bring the rain as it were.

[00:53:13] Mmhmm.

[00:53:15] Little did we know we'll burn the feather in it and it'll just start raining.

[00:53:18] Like just normal rain.

[00:53:19] God, I see him like, you look up and like, you see like him like circling overhead like

[00:53:23] creating clouds.

[00:53:24] Yeah.

[00:53:25] I said I'd bring the rain, didn't I?

[00:53:28] Technically you did.

[00:53:29] All the way from Africa!

[00:53:31] But are they blessed?

[00:53:34] That's all holy water.

[00:53:36] Yeah.

[00:53:38] Yeah.

[00:53:38] Yeah.

[00:53:38] Yeah, would you usually like deal with like a horde of demons as well?

[00:53:40] Can I call Quattle for me?

[00:53:41] Hmm?

[00:53:41] Uh, it's C-U-O-T-A-L.

[00:53:49] Yeah.

[00:53:49] Yeah, they, part of your religion you would know that they are one of the celestial beings

[00:53:54] that fought the demonic overlords.

[00:53:55] Yes.

[00:53:56] In the time in Memorial.

[00:53:58] Sadly, I'm not actually proficient with religion.

[00:54:02] Yeah.

[00:54:03] You, you, you're like something about Quadrants.

[00:54:06] I think that was a good thing.

[00:54:08] They're a good thing.

[00:54:09] I can actually feel whether they're good or evil.

[00:54:12] Yeah.

[00:54:12] He was definitely a good line of being.

[00:54:14] Um, maybe like good neutral.

[00:54:16] Okay.

[00:54:17] Um, but yeah, so.

[00:54:19] Uh, no sorry, Lawful good probably.

[00:54:21] That's just because I imagine so.

[00:54:23] Um, alright, so that is uh, see that's what you guys find in the storage room.

[00:54:27] At the back of the, the bank.

[00:54:29] Alright, so I guess we gotta go around the front door.

[00:54:32] So you guys can either go.

[00:54:33] As they're moving ahead, I'm gonna take those two swords off the wall.

[00:54:36] Yeah, those are two swords.

[00:54:37] Yeah.

[00:54:38] Uh, you go out, back out this way.

[00:54:39] So you guys can either go.

[00:54:42] I'm gonna say that that's a window cause sliding doors.

[00:54:45] Oh, that's a little too modern for even for Eberron.

[00:54:48] So there's a, there is like a little alcove here as you guys are coming out this alleyway.

[00:54:52] Those could just be like hinging like saloon style doors.

[00:54:55] Oh, that's true.

[00:54:56] Yeah.

[00:54:57] Yeah, we'll say that's uh, that's like saloon doors.

[00:54:59] Oh, not, not saloon doors cause it's.

[00:55:02] They probably, that's probably wouldn't be really good for security.

[00:55:05] Well, I just mean solid doors at slam, you know.

[00:55:09] Yeah.

[00:55:10] Um, yeah, so there's uh, some doors, some doors here in the alcove as you guys like are coming

[00:55:14] in around the side or you can go to the front.

[00:55:19] Don't worry cause this all doesn't connect in.

[00:55:21] No.

[00:55:22] Unless it does.

[00:55:23] How good are you at punching through walls?

[00:55:25] That depends on what the walls are made of.

[00:55:27] If they're made of paper, I can punch through them all day.

[00:55:31] Uh, if they're made of anything other than that, I might be able to pull it off once or twice.

[00:55:36] Hmm.

[00:55:37] Do you wanna roll a um...

[00:55:39] Does anyone have a lightsaber?

[00:55:41] I mean I can literally conjure a maul.

[00:55:46] A maul?

[00:55:47] A giant two-handed war hammer?

[00:55:50] Yes.

[00:55:52] Fair.

[00:55:53] What, what, what, what, what...

[00:55:54] Does anyone have strength bonuses to use?

[00:55:56] Uh, he would have to, uh, I just have to give it a last one.

[00:55:59] We do have a toughness, uh, uh, I can't, we could actually see if you could break through it.

[00:56:03] If you wanna break through a wall.

[00:56:04] Uh, Aaron.

[00:56:06] Okay.

[00:56:08] Alright, I'll uh, I'll give it a shot.

[00:56:10] Is it a strength check or am I making an attack roll?

[00:56:13] Uh, it's gonna be an attack roll.

[00:56:15] Okay.

[00:56:15] Um, I should probably detect magic on the wall first.

[00:56:20] To see if like you would be disturbing some alarm situation.

[00:56:24] So just to make your swing.

[00:56:26] Oh!

[00:56:27] You put your hand on my arm.

[00:56:29] Oh.

[00:56:31] Alright, so roll.

[00:56:32] Yeah, just give me...

[00:56:33] I don't think I actually roll for detect magic.

[00:56:38] I need a potion of rage.

[00:56:40] Yeah.

[00:56:42] Or got some whiskey.

[00:56:44] He...

[00:56:45] I don't think I...

[00:56:46] All I heard was potion of rage.

[00:56:47] She just said it again.

[00:56:48] It's the same thing, yeah.

[00:56:50] But basically I just use my action to do this.

[00:56:54] I don't think I actually roll for it.

[00:56:55] Okay.

[00:56:57] Um...

[00:56:57] I'll read it all off if you want.

[00:56:59] For the duration you sense the presence of magic within 30 feet of you.

[00:57:03] If you sense magic in this way, you can use your action to see a faint oar around any visible creature or object in the area that bears magic.

[00:57:10] And you will learn a school of magic if any.

[00:57:13] The spell can penetrate most barriers but is blocked by one foot of stone, one inch of common metal, a thin sheet of lead, or three feet of wood or dirt.

[00:57:22] Okay.

[00:57:24] Well first thing, when you do this, you get a burst of static because everything around you is just irradiated by magic.

[00:57:34] I expected that.

[00:57:35] By magic.

[00:57:35] Yeah.

[00:57:36] Um...

[00:57:36] But, through the graininess of your vision now, you are able to see that the building, the part of the building you're in, like the storage room and the wall that he was about to smash into, appears to have nothing connected to it.

[00:57:50] The wall connected to the actual main building, like basically it's almost as if this, the part you're in and whatever is beyond the wall that he was about to smash, that was not, that has not been like tampered with or done with any kind of magic or anything like that.

[00:58:05] But there is, there's like a small, there's a slight signature you're kind of feeling through the wall.

[00:58:11] But it's not the wall itself.

[00:58:13] Mm-hmm.

[00:58:14] But the built, the wall that connects to the main bank itself, that is still warded.

[00:58:19] Mm-hmm.

[00:58:20] After all these years.

[00:58:21] Okay.

[00:58:22] Um, so there's definitely a ward of protection that will, basically some kind of an alarming ward that will sound off if somebody simply smashes through the bank wall.

[00:58:31] I believe I can do a dispel magic, can't I?

[00:58:35] I don't know if you can, but I can.

[00:58:37] I dispel magic enough to blow a dwarf bank ward?

[00:58:43] Yeah, like I'm, it's gonna be a pretty, uh...

[00:58:45] I could see the guy in there.

[00:58:46] Yeah, it would be a pretty high level.

[00:58:48] Yeah.

[00:58:49] Do you have rubbing alcohol?

[00:58:51] Um, I don't think so. Why?

[00:58:53] Okay.

[00:58:54] No.

[00:58:54] I have a small cut on my hand that is itchy.

[00:58:57] Oh, okay.

[00:58:58] Um, and if I clean it with rubbing alcohol, it'll sting like a bitch and then won't, won't be itchy anymore.

[00:59:04] Yeah, I'm not sure.

[00:59:05] Okay.

[00:59:08] Hmm.

[00:59:09] Okay, well, I don't think we should tamper with that wall.

[00:59:13] We'll see if we can get through...

[00:59:14] Oh, yeah, the wall he was about to smash into?

[00:59:16] That's fine.

[00:59:17] The wall next to you guys.

[00:59:19] Don't wanna break it.

[00:59:19] Like if we wanna bust into A over here.

[00:59:21] Yeah, basically if you wanna bust into the next, into like that spot there.

[00:59:24] Yeah.

[00:59:25] You do know that that area there is usually where the security, um...

[00:59:28] Yeah, and I sense something behind there but not directly on the wall.

[00:59:31] Yeah, you can kind of feel a signature behind it of like there's something magical beyond this wall but it's not the wall itself.

[00:59:36] Yep.

[00:59:37] Yeah, me saying we probably shouldn't bash that wall, I'm gesturing to my left.

[00:59:41] Like this whole left wall.

[00:59:42] Yeah, you're just like don't destroy it.

[00:59:43] Ah, you're gesturing to the correct.

[00:59:45] Yes.

[00:59:46] To the right side.

[00:59:47] The correct side, yes.

[00:59:50] Okay.

[00:59:51] All right, well I guess I'll uh...

[00:59:56] Choke up and take a nice big swing and let's see what happens.

[00:59:59] Yep.

[01:00:02] Oh no.

[01:00:03] That's a bad sign.

[01:00:05] That is the worst of signs.

[01:00:07] As the dice flies off the table.

[01:00:16] Do-de-doo-dee-doo-doo-doo.

[01:00:19] Do-de-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

[01:00:20] Do-de-doo-doo-doo-doo.

[01:00:21] Why did you give it back to him?

[01:00:23] I should have just hit it.

[01:00:25] Like, firmly.

[01:00:26] This...

[01:00:26] This is why these podcasts are so long.

[01:00:28] I should have passed into Mordor.

[01:00:31] I couldn't make it take less time.

[01:00:33] Pass into the fire, destroy it!

[01:00:34] I should have just hit it.

[01:00:35] If I flip this coaster over and it's spinning on the cork,

[01:00:38] Maybe please do that.

[01:00:40] But it rolls so well this way.

[01:00:47] 18 plus

[01:00:53] 4, 5

[01:00:54] 18 plus 5 is 23.

[01:00:57] Okay.

[01:00:58] Roll your damage.

[01:01:01] Crap.

[01:01:03] Kind of counting on it not working.

[01:01:06] You definitely hit it.

[01:01:08] A maul.

[01:01:09] 2 die 6 bludgeoning.

[01:01:12] Jesus.

[01:01:22] 6, 7, 8, 9,

[01:01:24] 10. That'll be 10 damage.

[01:01:26] Okay. If you please.

[01:01:28] It takes you a couple of minutes,

[01:01:30] but you do manage to basically break

[01:01:32] through the

[01:01:35] brick and mortar.

[01:01:36] Basically.

[01:01:38] So I probably should have switched to this.

[01:01:40] Change it to a pickaxe.

[01:01:41] Yeah.

[01:01:43] Once you get through, you smash through into

[01:01:45] a small...

[01:01:46] Looks like a small barracks.

[01:01:48] Not like a living barracks,

[01:01:50] but like a...

[01:01:51] Where they stay and hang out

[01:01:52] while they're not going on patrols

[01:01:55] and such.

[01:01:56] Actually, there's nothing about this room.

[01:01:58] So there's a table

[01:01:59] and a chair.

[01:02:01] And there's a guy in the chair

[01:02:03] in robes.

[01:02:04] Just kind of...

[01:02:07] He's in the posture of contemplation

[01:02:09] over a crystal ball.

[01:02:11] He's...

[01:02:12] He's contemplating...

[01:02:14] He's contemplating his orb.

[01:02:16] Yes.

[01:02:17] God damn it.

[01:02:19] He appears to have a crystal ball.

[01:02:21] Like, he's sitting...

[01:02:22] He's basically like...

[01:02:24] Like, just got like dead.

[01:02:26] But he's...

[01:02:27] Well, perfectly preserved

[01:02:28] like everything else in the Mormons.

[01:02:29] And he is just...

[01:02:30] He was in the middle of like...

[01:02:33] Of observing through the crystal ball

[01:02:35] when he died.

[01:02:37] So it's a scrying ball.

[01:02:38] Yeah.

[01:02:38] Okay, can I see what channel he's on?

[01:02:40] Is he watching the Beta Kappa Thetis?

[01:02:42] No.

[01:02:45] Unfortunately...

[01:02:45] Do you try to use the ball?

[01:02:49] Not when you say it like that.

[01:02:52] You know...

[01:02:53] That's not really my jam.

[01:02:55] Yeah.

[01:02:56] I mean...

[01:02:56] Yes, I want it.

[01:02:58] Give me the power.

[01:03:02] Also, he doesn't seem to be in wizard rooms.

[01:03:05] It's a bathroom.

[01:03:06] Yeah, I was going to...

[01:03:06] Bathroom or something.

[01:03:07] He's in cleric rooms.

[01:03:09] Okay.

[01:03:10] Cleric of what order?

[01:03:15] Cleric of...

[01:03:17] Whatever...

[01:03:17] Whatever deity does observing.

[01:03:20] That likes to spy on things.

[01:03:22] I don't know what that is in everyone.

[01:03:24] Okay.

[01:03:24] Neither do I.

[01:03:25] Illuminati.

[01:03:26] Yeah.

[01:03:27] I just...

[01:03:27] I have it like...

[01:03:28] As it like...

[01:03:29] In the security barracks,

[01:03:30] there is a...

[01:03:31] Basically, they have...

[01:03:32] I assumed that a bank would use

[01:03:34] either a wizard or a cleric

[01:03:35] to base...

[01:03:36] And use it as a crystal ball.

[01:03:38] For surveillance.

[01:03:39] For surveillance.

[01:03:39] So, basically...

[01:03:40] That's the security camera monitor.

[01:03:41] Yeah.

[01:03:42] That's cool.

[01:03:42] Yeah.

[01:03:42] That's cool.

[01:03:44] Yeah.

[01:03:46] So...

[01:03:46] Can you use that?

[01:03:48] I could try.

[01:03:49] The crystal ball...

[01:03:50] Yeah, the crystal ball is a...

[01:03:51] I'm assuming that is what I was detecting

[01:03:52] through the wall.

[01:03:53] Yes.

[01:03:53] With the ball, not him.

[01:03:54] Yeah.

[01:03:54] The ball itself...

[01:03:55] He's dead.

[01:03:56] Whatever he had is gone.

[01:03:58] The magic is coming from that crystal ball.

[01:04:01] Does he have anything on him?

[01:04:04] You want to look?

[01:04:05] Yeah, I'll search him.

[01:04:06] Okay.

[01:04:09] Eleven.

[01:04:09] Okay.

[01:04:10] You find a small...

[01:04:15] Like, kind of...

[01:04:17] It's like a small booklet

[01:04:19] in his robes

[01:04:22] of naked women

[01:04:24] from different races.

[01:04:27] I'm literally...

[01:04:27] I started writing down luge

[01:04:29] and now I have to write that down.

[01:04:31] Yeah.

[01:04:31] You found a porno pulp.

[01:04:35] Excellent.

[01:04:37] That works.

[01:04:38] Yep.

[01:04:39] I was going to write down

[01:04:39] a booklet of lewdness.

[01:04:41] Yes!

[01:04:42] And that's all you find out.

[01:04:44] Otherwise, he could...

[01:04:45] He still has robes.

[01:04:47] I don't know what he's been doing in those

[01:04:49] if he has that on.

[01:04:50] Yeah, you don't want to...

[01:04:50] There's definitely some...

[01:04:52] Everything is preserved very well here.

[01:04:55] It is the Mormons.

[01:04:57] It's really gross and weird.

[01:05:01] Yeah, that's what you find out here.

[01:05:04] And that is about it.

[01:05:06] Okay.

[01:05:07] In this room.

[01:05:07] Yeah, this room is pretty Spartan otherwise.

[01:05:09] Like, it's basically just where they hang out on their brakes

[01:05:12] and where this guy basically is just scrying all day.

[01:05:15] Okay.

[01:05:17] Can I attempt to scry?

[01:05:20] So, it is a...

[01:05:21] It is actually...

[01:05:21] Crystal ball is an item in 5e.

[01:05:25] Did you have to attune to it first?

[01:05:26] I don't know.

[01:05:27] I don't know.

[01:05:28] Let's find out.

[01:05:29] Let's find out!

[01:05:31] Crystal ball...

[01:05:32] Because I actually did look it up earlier

[01:05:33] because I do.

[01:05:33] Oh, okay.

[01:05:34] It's just going to happen.

[01:05:35] But I mean, I didn't...

[01:05:36] I looked it up and I, like, Googled it.

[01:05:38] So...

[01:05:39] Hmm.

[01:05:39] My character probably knows it.

[01:05:41] It's just I do not.

[01:05:42] Yeah.

[01:05:43] Crystal ball.

[01:05:55] Just...

[01:05:55] Oh, it requires a tune.

[01:05:58] Yeah.

[01:05:59] Okay.

[01:06:00] Into a tune that's like a...

[01:06:01] A rest period sort of thing?

[01:06:03] It's a short rest.

[01:06:04] It's an hour.

[01:06:05] Okay.

[01:06:06] I really like how they did tuning in the Dungeon Dragons movie.

[01:06:10] Yeah.

[01:06:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:06:12] That was excellent.

[01:06:13] They had an artifact they had to use.

[01:06:15] And they gave it to the sorcerer.

[01:06:17] And he kept getting kicked out of it.

[01:06:21] Like, he would put it on.

[01:06:23] And for, like, him, it was, like, a few moments, like, as he, like, talked with the previous owner.

[01:06:27] And then got shunted away.

[01:06:28] But for everybody else, he'd put it on and get...

[01:06:31] Immediately?

[01:06:32] ...pulled away from it because he couldn't attune to it properly.

[01:06:35] Yeah.

[01:06:36] Okay.

[01:06:36] Well, either way, I'll pocket it for now.

[01:06:38] Okay.

[01:06:40] Yeah, it's a six inch...

[01:06:41] It's six inches in diameter.

[01:06:43] Okay.

[01:06:45] So.

[01:06:46] Actually, that seems...

[01:06:47] How big would that...

[01:06:48] Yeah, yeah.

[01:06:48] How big is the one that the guy was...

[01:06:50] Because I did want it to be the scene where the guys are, like, observing his ball.

[01:06:53] That's a 12 inch?

[01:06:54] That's about a 12 inch.

[01:06:56] Yeah, sorry.

[01:06:56] It's a 12 inch ball.

[01:06:57] That's a 12 inch ball.

[01:06:58] Okay.

[01:07:01] Yeah.

[01:07:05] Yeah.

[01:07:06] Them clerics of whatever this guy was.

[01:07:11] Illuminati.

[01:07:12] Yeah.

[01:07:13] Hanging out in the room, fondling their balls.

[01:07:15] Yeah, I'll have to make sure to wash this real good when we get back.

[01:07:19] Maybe dip it in some mild acid.

[01:07:23] Yeah.

[01:07:25] Probably checking out the sorority house at the Arcane University.

[01:07:29] What's the range on these?

[01:07:30] This one...

[01:07:32] Yes.

[01:07:33] Yeah.

[01:07:33] Well...

[01:07:34] Really?

[01:07:34] Yeah.

[01:07:35] Sure.

[01:07:37] Okay.

[01:07:37] In third edition, I don't know about fifth because I haven't read up on it in fifth, but

[01:07:40] in third edition, you could remotely view anything as long as you knew what you were

[01:07:45] looking for.

[01:07:46] Hmm.

[01:07:47] So I could remotely view back to a shot right now if I was attuned to this.

[01:07:52] Mm-hmm.

[01:07:52] Actually, I will say this is a crystal ball of true seeing.

[01:07:56] Ah.

[01:07:57] So it has a radius of 120 feet centered on the spell sensor.

[01:08:02] Still handy.

[01:08:04] Yeah.

[01:08:04] Handy for a spell.

[01:08:06] Well, and that...

[01:08:07] If it's a true sight, then that means that you actually can see through invisibility and

[01:08:13] all the fun stuff.

[01:08:14] Yeah.

[01:08:14] Nice.

[01:08:15] Would have been really handy if this guy hadn't died during the morning.

[01:08:18] Yep.

[01:08:19] Well, it's handy for us now because I can take this back to town and we can set up security.

[01:08:22] Yeah.

[01:08:24] Okay.

[01:08:25] So that's what you find in the barracks.

[01:08:26] And then you guys can...

[01:08:30] Where are you guys going from there?

[01:08:31] You're basically in here.

[01:08:33] Is this wall so all glowy?

[01:08:35] Yeah.

[01:08:35] Yeah.

[01:08:36] Okay.

[01:08:36] That's fine.

[01:08:37] And that door just opens?

[01:08:39] That door just...

[01:08:39] Yeah, it's open.

[01:08:40] Okay.

[01:08:41] And all that's in here is the scrying guy?

[01:08:43] Yep.

[01:08:44] Okay.

[01:08:44] Yeah, it looks like there was some...

[01:08:45] Like, there's some, like, racks, but there's nothing on the racks.

[01:08:48] Okay.

[01:08:50] Do you have any magical vibes ahead aside from the wall?

[01:08:52] You go inside.

[01:08:54] There's nothing.

[01:08:54] Yeah, there's no...

[01:08:55] There's nothing else weird.

[01:08:57] So you go through the front doors or you go back around to this area here or you're

[01:09:02] just going to go into the lobby.

[01:09:07] Okay.

[01:09:08] I'm going to double back just to check on the wagon.

[01:09:11] What wagon?

[01:09:12] No, I'm kidding.

[01:09:13] I put on the alarm.

[01:09:14] I did.

[01:09:16] Yeah.

[01:09:16] Just to...

[01:09:17] You put on the alarm, but I've been rolling your wisdom saves and you guys have been failing

[01:09:22] on that second false high.

[01:09:24] Yeah, yeah.

[01:09:24] Yeah.

[01:09:25] That's how I should have done it.

[01:09:26] Fuck.

[01:09:27] Should have gotten like, what are you guys' wisdom saves?

[01:09:30] Cool.

[01:09:31] Yep.

[01:09:31] Okay.

[01:09:32] Remember, I have advantage.

[01:09:33] You've got to roll twice for me.

[01:09:34] All right.

[01:09:34] Still 10.

[01:09:37] Why?

[01:09:37] Go next.

[01:09:38] Because you're rolling an invisible dice and they're all coming up once.

[01:09:41] Yeah, yeah.

[01:09:41] I'm just like, yeah, I'm rolling, guys.

[01:09:43] I'm clearly rolling.

[01:09:44] I'm rolling.

[01:09:44] I'm rolling.

[01:09:45] I'm rolling.

[01:09:45] Yeah.

[01:09:46] That was the sound of a die six, sir.

[01:09:49] You just know that.

[01:09:51] Yeah, no.

[01:09:52] You double back over to the charges and said, it's fine.

[01:09:55] Also, the main reason I want to go back there is to see if the...

[01:09:57] I'm assuming that the warding sigils go all across that wall.

[01:10:03] Yeah.

[01:10:03] But I want to double check.

[01:10:04] I don't know how inept they were.

[01:10:06] Yeah.

[01:10:07] They did.

[01:10:08] The dwarves of Merhold do not take their actual banking.

[01:10:15] Like fortifications.

[01:10:17] Lightly?

[01:10:18] Lightly, yeah.

[01:10:18] Mm-hmm.

[01:10:19] Okay.

[01:10:20] They run an empire.

[01:10:22] Yep.

[01:10:26] Okay.

[01:10:26] So back...

[01:10:28] We were aligned with criminals.

[01:10:30] Yeah.

[01:10:31] Yeah.

[01:10:31] They went up there.

[01:10:32] I went back here to check and then just went around it like, yeah, the whole thing's

[01:10:35] warded.

[01:10:36] So we're going to have to go another way.

[01:10:37] Yep.

[01:10:39] You do know that it's just like...

[01:10:41] It's a warding of basically alarms.

[01:10:42] So it's going to basically set off a massive screeching...

[01:10:45] Some kind of screeching sound across...

[01:10:47] Basically, if anybody tries to tamper with the walls.

[01:10:49] Yeah.

[01:10:49] It'll either be actually auditory or not.

[01:10:53] Yeah.

[01:10:53] If it's actually auditory, it could, you know, bring other people here.

[01:10:57] But if it's not actually something that can't be normally heard, then it might not matter.

[01:11:02] Yeah.

[01:11:02] But do you want to take that chance?

[01:11:04] No.

[01:11:04] No, I don't.

[01:11:05] We don't even have any loot yet, really.

[01:11:07] Yeah.

[01:11:07] Well, we got a thousand gold.

[01:11:09] And a crystal ball.

[01:11:10] Yeah, but I'm not leaving.

[01:11:10] I don't know.

[01:11:11] I don't know.

[01:11:11] A crystal ball in this game is...

[01:11:13] Well, because it's not...

[01:11:15] Eberron is a little bit more of a pass on it.

[01:11:19] Because normal D&D, a crystal ball is actually a legendary art of Wonders item.

[01:11:23] Okay.

[01:11:25] Eberron, it's probably been downgraded down to an uncommon thing because it's used...

[01:11:29] No.

[01:11:30] It'd still be at the very least rare.

[01:11:32] But it's replicated.

[01:11:33] Well, it's rare, but it's used...

[01:11:34] I'm going to say for the dwarf banks, they use that on the regular.

[01:11:38] Yeah.

[01:11:39] So it's easily replicated for them.

[01:11:41] Yes.

[01:11:43] But it's still worth the same money.

[01:11:45] Money is more common here.

[01:11:46] It's still blue rarity.

[01:11:48] Yeah.

[01:11:48] That's right.

[01:11:49] Yeah.

[01:11:50] It's not purple.

[01:11:51] Yeah, yeah.

[01:11:52] Anyway.

[01:11:54] So, yeah, you guys are going through the front door now?

[01:11:56] Or what do you guys do?

[01:11:58] We got the front or the side?

[01:11:59] Let's go in the side.

[01:12:01] Okay.

[01:12:01] Let's go in the M door.

[01:12:02] Okay.

[01:12:04] So, in front of you...

[01:12:05] So, yeah.

[01:12:06] In front of you there...

[01:12:07] Ignore that.

[01:12:08] There's no elevator.

[01:12:10] There is a stairwell.

[01:12:12] That goes up or down?

[01:12:13] It goes up.

[01:12:14] And then to your next...

[01:12:16] Like, kind of to your left, you can see automatic teller machines.

[01:12:22] There's about six of them.

[01:12:25] But...

[01:12:26] Oh, no.

[01:12:26] Sorry.

[01:12:26] There is five of them.

[01:12:30] But there should be a sixth one.

[01:12:33] There's one missing.

[01:12:34] There's, like, a gap.

[01:12:35] Like, where there clearly should be another teller machine.

[01:12:38] But the other ones are all there.

[01:12:41] You do know that they do house gold.

[01:12:45] That would let people who are in a hurry go up to them and basically put in a ticket and get gold.

[01:12:52] And then they pull a...

[01:12:53] A swan.

[01:12:54] Yeah.

[01:12:55] It wheels around.

[01:12:56] Yeah.

[01:12:56] They do have to go to the...

[01:12:58] They basically, like, put a ticket...

[01:13:01] Put, like, a...

[01:13:02] Take a certain type of ticket, put it into the teller machine, and it deposits a certain amount of gold based off tickets.

[01:13:07] Okay.

[01:13:07] The door that we walked in, was it just wide open when we got there?

[01:13:10] Yeah.

[01:13:11] Okay.

[01:13:13] Are there...

[01:13:13] Is there dust in here?

[01:13:16] Um...

[01:13:16] Yeah, there'd be a little bit of dust.

[01:13:17] Is there footprints?

[01:13:19] No.

[01:13:20] It looks like there is...

[01:13:22] You see...

[01:13:23] Roll an investigate.

[01:13:33] 17.

[01:13:34] You notice, like, the dust...

[01:13:37] Enough dust has come down.

[01:13:39] It looks like the...

[01:13:41] It was scraped...

[01:13:42] It was scraped a wrap...

[01:13:43] It was scraped off the...

[01:13:44] Like, from where it was sitting.

[01:13:46] And just was scraped out the door.

[01:13:48] Yeah.

[01:13:49] Okay.

[01:13:49] So maybe it was dragged or pulled, and whoever was pushing it or pulling it was just, like, either in front of it or behind it.

[01:13:55] But you...

[01:13:56] And maybe they walked in, and they dragged it the same way, so they covered up there wherever they were walking.

[01:14:04] Okay.

[01:14:05] If I, like, run my finger along the ground there, does it pull any dust away, or is it...

[01:14:09] I'm trying to see how recent it was, basically.

[01:14:12] Oh, it's...

[01:14:13] It's for...

[01:14:13] It's, like...

[01:14:14] Not...

[01:14:15] It's probably the last couple of weeks.

[01:14:17] Yeah.

[01:14:18] Yeah.

[01:14:21] So somebody did beat us here.

[01:14:24] But they were kind of hillbillies and just stole an entire ATM.

[01:14:28] Yeah.

[01:14:29] Yeah.

[01:14:33] Okay.

[01:14:33] So, I'm going to take a look around and see if I can find where those tickets are.

[01:14:39] Okay.

[01:14:39] Yeah, there's a...

[01:14:40] You do that.

[01:14:40] How many of these ATMs can I fit in my...

[01:14:43] In my bag of holding?

[01:14:44] Let's see if I can open them.

[01:14:46] Okay.

[01:14:46] So let me do a trap check on one of them to see if anything's going to explode.

[01:14:50] That was glowy.

[01:14:52] So that's 22 reception.

[01:14:56] Okay.

[01:14:56] A trap check.

[01:14:58] So as he's walking up, approaching it, and getting ready to, like, tinker with it.

[01:15:02] You're...

[01:15:02] Again, it's really staticky in here, because, again, your vision...

[01:15:04] Your tech magic is kind of...

[01:15:06] A kind of...

[01:15:08] Nullish in the Mordlands.

[01:15:09] Honestly, I should be rolling a disadvantage for spot checks and all this other stuff.

[01:15:13] Yeah.

[01:15:15] Those things are glowing.

[01:15:16] It might be because of the warforged parts that are in...

[01:15:22] Usually used to make them.

[01:15:24] Or it might be because they are mimics.

[01:15:26] Please roll a dex check.

[01:15:29] Again?

[01:15:29] Yep.

[01:15:31] As the one that you go to open...

[01:15:35] Comes at you.

[01:15:37] Shit!

[01:15:38] 21.

[01:15:39] 21 dex check.

[01:15:40] You back away as all six of them open up their jaws and start, like...

[01:15:46] Like...

[01:15:46] And just start dragging themselves across the ground.

[01:15:50] Really?

[01:15:51] Six mimics?

[01:15:51] Six mimics.

[01:15:53] Isn't one normally real bad?

[01:15:54] Six automatic teller mimics.

[01:15:57] Or ATMs.

[01:16:00] I was very proud of myself for that.

[01:16:02] This is how it feels to be you when I say things to you, right?

[01:16:06] Know how it feels.

[01:16:07] Yeah.

[01:16:08] It's awesome, actually.

[01:16:12] But yeah, you're going up against six mimics.

[01:16:15] Okay.

[01:16:16] Alright.

[01:16:16] Well.

[01:16:18] It's nice knowing you guys.

[01:16:20] Yep.

[01:16:21] Alright.

[01:16:21] Fall back to the door.

[01:16:22] Use it as a strong point.

[01:16:24] You two up front.

[01:16:25] I'm snapping in the back.

[01:16:27] Okay.

[01:16:27] Yeah, initiatives.

[01:16:30] I just lay down and die.

[01:16:33] I'll just accept my face.

[01:16:34] You just walk...

[01:16:35] You just like...

[01:16:35] Yeah.

[01:16:36] Dive into the...

[01:16:37] Like Jack Sparrow gets the crack and just dives into...

[01:16:39] Yeah.

[01:16:41] Oh, a mimic for me?

[01:16:42] I accept you.

[01:16:44] Mm-hmm.

[01:16:44] I got day 12.

[01:16:46] I'm going first.

[01:16:47] Okay.

[01:16:48] Hang on a second.

[01:16:48] Let me just...

[01:16:49] That gives me time to figure out what the hell I can do!

[01:16:56] Mare just walks away.

[01:16:58] You see how the car starts?

[01:17:04] I believe I mentioned mimics earlier.

[01:17:06] Yep.

[01:17:06] You did.

[01:17:08] I had this plan for you before.

[01:17:10] I was going to say, did you...

[01:17:11] Did he influence you?

[01:17:12] He did not influence me.

[01:17:13] Okay.

[01:17:13] It's not your fault then?

[01:17:14] No, it's not.

[01:17:15] No.

[01:17:16] How could it have been?

[01:17:17] Honestly, what was your...

[01:17:18] This fault?

[01:17:19] Actually, it was Vossomoft.

[01:17:21] Mm-hmm.

[01:17:21] Because when I realized how effective mimics were at Vossom, I was like, I'm going to throw

[01:17:25] them against you guys.

[01:17:26] I'm going to throw six of them against my three players.

[01:17:29] I did throw a bunch of them at them in that game, too.

[01:17:31] We do have three and a half.

[01:17:33] And I almost CPKed them.

[01:17:35] Yeah.

[01:17:37] Sorry.

[01:17:37] So, number one through six.

[01:17:41] I'm just going to make this down.

[01:17:43] Hang on.

[01:17:43] Okay.

[01:17:50] So, are all the ATMs in the dormant banks just mimics?

[01:17:55] Or is this like...

[01:17:55] These ones are.

[01:17:56] All the ones in this hallway.

[01:17:58] But if I go to like...

[01:18:00] No, he's saying like...

[01:18:01] A major city in the day.

[01:18:02] No, no, no.

[01:18:02] I will say...

[01:18:03] Well, you've never...

[01:18:04] Like, we'll say that you guys have probably gone to the bank.

[01:18:06] To a regular dwarf bank before.

[01:18:08] Mm-hmm.

[01:18:08] They usually aren't.

[01:18:10] I didn't know if they're like pacified mimics that they're paying.

[01:18:13] No.

[01:18:13] As far as you know, they're...

[01:18:15] That would be genius.

[01:18:16] That would be...

[01:18:17] You actually don't know.

[01:18:19] Maybe they are.

[01:18:19] But like, the ones...

[01:18:21] These ones have gone wild.

[01:18:22] After the morning.

[01:18:23] Or maybe they...

[01:18:24] Because no one's paying them anymore.

[01:18:25] Maybe they just turned into a mimic after the morning happened.

[01:18:30] Yeah, because...

[01:18:31] You know...

[01:18:31] Okay.

[01:18:32] If we survive this...

[01:18:33] I'm going to the nearest bank and shooting one of the ATMs.

[01:18:37] Right in the face.

[01:18:38] Is this a check?

[01:18:39] Oh, my God.

[01:18:40] I would love it.

[01:18:41] It's like...

[01:18:41] So, you guys get a message.

[01:18:43] Like, a letter message.

[01:18:44] Like...

[01:18:45] It's from...

[01:18:46] It's from Kirkless.

[01:18:47] And he's in...

[01:18:47] He's out in Gatherhold.

[01:18:49] Like, the next big capital over.

[01:18:51] And it's like...

[01:18:52] Yeah, I'm in prison.

[01:18:53] You guys bail me out.

[01:18:55] What would you do?

[01:18:56] It's like...

[01:18:57] Shot an ATM.

[01:18:59] I wanted to see if it was a mimic.

[01:19:03] PTSD.

[01:19:05] Intense PTSD.

[01:19:07] Never again.

[01:19:09] All right.

[01:19:10] Hang on.

[01:19:10] I'm going to...

[01:19:11] Hold up.

[01:19:12] What did you guys get for...

[01:19:13] Sorry.

[01:19:13] What did you guys get for your initiatives?

[01:19:15] 12.

[01:19:15] 12?

[01:19:16] Okay.

[01:19:16] 8.

[01:19:18] 8.

[01:19:19] Natural 20.

[01:19:20] And net 20.

[01:19:23] And then...

[01:19:27] We haven't run into mimics before, have we?

[01:19:29] You guys...

[01:19:29] Not in this game.

[01:19:30] Except the Celestial.

[01:20:01] He's like...

[01:20:02] He's like...

[01:20:03] He's like...

[01:20:04] Yes?

[01:20:04] He's basically just at the edge of the Mournlands.

[01:20:07] He gets a call back.

[01:20:09] The fuck?

[01:20:10] Seriously?

[01:20:12] Shows back up.

[01:20:13] Six fucking mimics?

[01:20:15] I understand now.

[01:20:18] He's like...

[01:20:19] He's like...

[01:20:19] Seriously?

[01:20:20] Oh my!

[01:20:25] Oh god.

[01:20:27] We have to do that.

[01:20:31] Okay.

[01:20:32] Well...

[01:20:32] Let's see how this goes.

[01:20:34] See who the first road of combat goes.

[01:20:37] So...

[01:20:37] Fintan.

[01:20:38] You're up.

[01:20:39] Okay.

[01:20:40] I'm going to hit the one that tried to chomp my buddy.

[01:20:43] Okay.

[01:20:44] With...

[01:20:44] With Hex.

[01:20:47] I'm going to hit Hex.

[01:20:48] Yep.

[01:20:49] Okay.

[01:20:50] And then I'm going to move right up.

[01:20:52] And just start laying into him with a...

[01:21:01] With a conjured greatsword.

[01:21:04] Okay.

[01:21:06] I love it.

[01:21:12] I'm furiously looking through our entire inventory for something that can help.

[01:21:18] Yeah.

[01:21:19] Because nobody attacks my...

[01:21:22] My...

[01:21:23] My arrowmen.

[01:21:24] But me.

[01:21:25] Yes.

[01:21:27] Okay.

[01:21:28] So...

[01:21:30] Okay.

[01:21:30] 15 plus 3 plus 3.

[01:21:34] So that's 20 plus 1.

[01:21:36] 21.

[01:21:38] Okay.

[01:21:38] That's it.

[01:21:39] Okay.

[01:21:42] Okay.

[01:21:42] So that's...

[01:21:48] Okay.

[01:21:49] 3 and 5 is 8.

[01:21:51] 9.

[01:21:53] 10.

[01:21:55] Oh.

[01:21:56] Right.

[01:21:59] And 5 is 15.

[01:22:03] Yes.

[01:22:04] 15 damage.

[01:22:05] 15 damage.

[01:22:06] Okay.

[01:22:08] I'm going to say that this was...

[01:22:10] You were probably like one of these guys here, right?

[01:22:13] So...

[01:22:13] Say there's 6 of them in a row.

[01:22:15] Yeah.

[01:22:16] So like probably 6 or 5 attacked you?

[01:22:19] Which one?

[01:22:19] 6 or 5?

[01:22:20] 6.

[01:22:20] 6?

[01:22:21] Okay.

[01:22:21] I'm going to the end one.

[01:22:22] Yeah.

[01:22:22] Okay.

[01:22:24] So 6.

[01:22:25] And you got...

[01:22:25] How much damage was that?

[01:22:26] 15.

[01:22:26] Okay.

[01:22:27] Just going to make some quick math.

[01:22:30] Which I'm terrible at.

[01:22:31] But run games.

[01:22:37] Okay.

[01:22:37] That's one of my paladin spells used.

[01:22:40] And...

[01:22:41] Alright.

[01:22:42] Slash at it.

[01:22:44] Watch me.

[01:22:46] And now he gets another shot.

[01:22:47] You do get another shot.

[01:22:52] Overcut!

[01:22:54] Also, you guys didn't think this was going to be easy to get the end of this bank, did you?

[01:22:58] I would expect it to get hard when we actually got into the bank.

[01:23:01] We're technically not even really in it.

[01:23:04] Yeah.

[01:23:04] You're...

[01:23:05] Okay.

[01:23:06] Just think of how much gold is inside these ATMs.

[01:23:09] Yeah.

[01:23:10] That's fair.

[01:23:10] Or 21 hit, then 22 does as well.

[01:23:12] Yes.

[01:23:13] Okay.

[01:23:15] So...

[01:23:15] 2 die 6.

[01:23:20] 6.

[01:23:22] 7.

[01:23:23] 8.

[01:23:26] And...

[01:23:28] 10.

[01:23:29] 11.

[01:23:29] And 11.

[01:23:30] And 11, you said.

[01:23:33] Okay.

[01:23:34] I should have set my calculator.

[01:23:36] Yeah, that one's getting slashed pretty good.

[01:23:50] Next up is...

[01:23:52] Mimic number 1.

[01:23:54] So it basically just kind of like starts scraping and hopping around from the far end of the rose.

[01:24:02] Mimic number 1.

[01:24:03] And it is going to get as close as it can and then whip out a pseudopod-like thing out of this jagged maw that was like part of the top of the ATM machine itself.

[01:24:17] Where there's no teeth and such.

[01:24:19] Mimic number 1.

[01:24:20] And yeah, it just lashes out at...

[01:24:24] Mimic number 1.

[01:24:25] four targets.

[01:24:28] Yep.

[01:24:29] So one, two, three, and then Rob four.

[01:24:32] Okay, Rob four.

[01:24:33] Rob four.

[01:24:35] Yeah, that's it now.

[01:24:37] Yeah.

[01:24:38] That's his code name.

[01:24:40] Yeah, actually Copper.

[01:24:41] You're getting hit.

[01:24:42] Awesome.

[01:24:43] So let's see if you get hit.

[01:24:45] I've got to actually write down his name as Rob four now.

[01:24:48] No, that's when he dies two more times,

[01:24:51] then he becomes Rob four.

[01:24:53] Or Rob four.

[01:24:54] Yeah, sure.

[01:24:57] Does a seven hit you?

[01:24:59] Yeah, totally.

[01:25:00] Damn it.

[01:25:01] I'm laying on the ground.

[01:25:03] All right.

[01:25:07] Mimic number two.

[01:25:10] Because that's all that one can do.

[01:25:12] So he just like, he tried to attack me with the...

[01:25:14] And it just doesn't quite reach.

[01:25:16] Okay, fair.

[01:25:18] But the next one tries, but not on Copper,

[01:25:21] but on Fintan.

[01:25:24] Okay.

[01:25:24] So Fintan, you are getting lashed at by one of the...

[01:25:28] The one that you've been slashing is Frank.

[01:25:32] I don't think that's going to do it.

[01:25:34] 14?

[01:25:35] Absolutely not.

[01:25:37] Yeah.

[01:25:38] Okay.

[01:25:39] Next up is Copper.

[01:25:40] Cool.

[01:25:42] So one of them has been hit?

[01:25:44] Yes.

[01:25:45] Twice.

[01:25:47] Which one?

[01:25:48] The sixth one.

[01:25:49] The furthest one away from me?

[01:25:50] The one closest to you.

[01:25:51] Because you guys are kind of like all...

[01:25:53] I assumed you guys were...

[01:25:54] We all just walked in here.

[01:25:55] Yeah, so yeah.

[01:25:55] And then Kirklus went down here.

[01:25:57] No, Kirklus was over here.

[01:25:58] I think he said he went down to the furthest one.

[01:26:00] Did you go to the furthest one?

[01:26:01] Sorry.

[01:26:02] No, the first one right here.

[01:26:03] Oh, the first one.

[01:26:03] Yeah, you went to the first one.

[01:26:04] Gotcha.

[01:26:05] Okay.

[01:26:05] Yeah, so you were just saying that he was starting on an end.

[01:26:07] Yeah.

[01:26:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:26:08] Okay.

[01:26:08] Yeah.

[01:26:09] And I'm kind of numbering the mimics by like the ones that are farthest are first and then

[01:26:12] go down the line.

[01:26:14] Okay.

[01:26:14] Closest to you.

[01:26:14] Either way, the one right in front of me is the one that's been hit.

[01:26:16] Yes.

[01:26:17] Okay.

[01:26:18] Then I'll continue to hit that because if we could take one down, that's less initiatives

[01:26:22] being thrown at us.

[01:26:23] Maybe the others will scatter.

[01:26:26] Yeah.

[01:26:27] Speaking of, Carnathy Mace of Terror.

[01:26:30] Oh, shit.

[01:26:31] Yeah.

[01:26:32] Damn it.

[01:26:35] Yeah, I think that's just if, do I use it or do I hit a guy and then it does the fear?

[01:26:39] I haven't used it yet.

[01:26:41] Give me a second.

[01:26:43] I gotta pull up that.

[01:26:45] Did I give you that?

[01:26:46] I think it's an AoE.

[01:26:48] I think it might be an AoE.

[01:26:50] Hang on.

[01:26:50] Magic Mace.

[01:26:52] Because first I wrote down evil fucking mace, which is what you told me it was.

[01:26:56] It looked like an evil mace.

[01:26:57] Yeah, and then it was elaborated to Carnathy Mace of Terror and that's all I have.

[01:27:01] Hang on.

[01:27:02] I'm gonna pull it up.

[01:27:05] Magic items.

[01:27:09] Weapons.

[01:27:12] Weapons.

[01:27:14] Weapons.

[01:27:15] Mace?

[01:27:20] Mace of Terror.

[01:27:21] Yeah.

[01:27:23] It does require attunement, though.

[01:27:27] We've had it for ages.

[01:27:28] I would have.

[01:27:29] That's right.

[01:27:29] Have you attuned to it?

[01:27:31] I would have.

[01:27:31] Why wouldn't I have?

[01:27:32] That's fair.

[01:27:33] Because you can only attune to three things.

[01:27:35] Yeah.

[01:27:35] I haven't attuned to anything yet.

[01:27:37] So as far as I know.

[01:27:39] Do you have to attune to the bag of holding?

[01:27:42] I don't believe so, no.

[01:27:43] It can be used by anyone.

[01:27:44] This magic weapon has three charges.

[01:27:46] While holding it, you can use an action and extend one charge to release a wave of terror.

[01:27:51] Each creature of your choice in a 30-foot radius extending from you must succeed a DC 15 wisdom save throw or become frightened of you for one minute.

[01:28:03] While it is frightened in this way, a creature must spend its turns trying to move as far away from you as possible.

[01:28:14] Can't willingly move to a space within 30 feet of you.

[01:28:18] It also can't take reactions.

[01:28:21] For its actions, it can use only the dash action or try to escape the effect.

[01:28:28] So it can't try to evade attacks anymore.

[01:28:32] What are you saying about it?

[01:28:33] I forgot to do something, so I'm going to make it random.

[01:28:37] I'm going to roll a die four.

[01:28:40] One is dex.

[01:28:41] Two is wisdom.

[01:28:42] Three is charisma.

[01:28:43] I'll re-roll fours.

[01:28:44] Okay.

[01:28:46] Two.

[01:28:46] So that's wisdom.

[01:28:47] So the guy that I hexed, he takes disadvantage on wisdom saves.

[01:28:57] Okay.

[01:28:57] That's the product of number six.

[01:28:59] Minus how much?

[01:29:01] Disadvantage.

[01:29:02] Oh, just disadvantage.

[01:29:03] Okay.

[01:29:06] Diswill.

[01:29:08] Okay.

[01:29:12] So yeah, you can expend one of your three charges on the Mace of Terror.

[01:29:16] The Mace, it does regenerate those charges on a daily basis.

[01:29:21] Yes.

[01:29:22] Cool.

[01:29:23] Why have we not been using this?

[01:29:25] Proficiency with the Mace.

[01:29:25] Because I have a massive list of everything and it's like, I need to start putting stuff

[01:29:30] onto my actual normal sheet.

[01:29:32] Yeah.

[01:29:33] Proficiency with the Mace allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll

[01:29:37] for any attack you make with it.

[01:29:40] Yeah, just with normal mundane attacks.

[01:29:42] Yeah.

[01:29:43] But either way, yes.

[01:29:43] I am drawing the Carnathia Mace of Terror and just smacking it on the ground.

[01:29:50] So now I have to roll for every mimic in the room.

[01:29:54] You do.

[01:29:55] Okay.

[01:30:00] Let's start with you.

[01:30:00] So that one gets a minus three, you said?

[01:30:03] Or no, it has a disadvantage.

[01:30:04] Just disadvantage.

[01:30:05] Okay.

[01:30:06] So.

[01:30:07] That's the rule on there.

[01:30:09] Okay.

[01:30:09] That one fails.

[01:30:10] Oh, jeez.

[01:30:11] Then.

[01:30:13] So the one that you guys were attacking definitely failed.

[01:30:16] It's wisdom.

[01:30:17] Okay.

[01:30:18] Definitely.

[01:30:18] Then the one next to it did not.

[01:30:22] The one next to that did.

[01:30:33] No.

[01:30:35] Yes.

[01:30:37] No.

[01:30:41] No.

[01:30:45] We will make you suffer for this combat.

[01:30:48] That's fine.

[01:30:55] And yes.

[01:30:56] So four of the six mimics begin shambling, shuffling away in terror, including the one

[01:31:07] that you guys have injured, while the one next to the one you guys inflicted and the

[01:31:12] one at the very end of the room, the one that was trying to lash out at Copper

[01:31:16] for the first time, they stand their ground and just look angry.

[01:31:20] Excellent.

[01:31:21] The angriest looking ATMs you ever seen.

[01:31:23] Awesome.

[01:31:23] And that was three charges?

[01:31:24] Yes.

[01:31:25] It has a max of three?

[01:31:26] Just because of...

[01:31:27] Whack!

[01:31:27] Whack!

[01:31:28] Whack!

[01:31:30] No.

[01:31:31] But okay.

[01:31:32] It's for one minute, right?

[01:31:34] So that's ten turns.

[01:31:35] Yeah.

[01:31:36] For one minute, yeah.

[01:31:37] Yes.

[01:31:37] Okay.

[01:31:38] So we get a while.

[01:31:39] So for sure.

[01:31:40] Let's focus fire on the ones that have stood their ground.

[01:31:42] I was just literally asking because I'm writing down the information.

[01:31:45] That's all.

[01:31:46] Yeah.

[01:31:46] Okay.

[01:31:46] Just keep doing it.

[01:31:47] That's perfect.

[01:31:47] Yeah.

[01:31:48] So okay.

[01:31:48] Cover that.

[01:31:48] So that's your round.

[01:31:49] So that's my action.

[01:31:50] Yeah.

[01:31:50] But I still have a reaction and a bonus action and I still have Rob actions.

[01:31:55] Yes.

[01:31:56] Okay.

[01:31:56] So bonus action.

[01:32:00] I'm just going to tell Rob to attack the nearest one that isn't spooked by me.

[01:32:06] Is it the one that's damaged or did he spook?

[01:32:08] That one got spooked.

[01:32:09] The one next to it though, which is also right next to you guys.

[01:32:11] Yes.

[01:32:12] Stood at this ground.

[01:32:14] Okay.

[01:32:16] Basically, it moved forward and the one that you guys have been hurting kind of just limped

[01:32:19] behind it and just started shuffling away.

[01:32:20] Trying to shuffle away.

[01:32:22] Actually, no.

[01:32:23] I'm going to tell him to defend...

[01:32:30] Why can't I think of your freaking name?

[01:32:31] Finn.

[01:32:32] Finn.

[01:32:32] Finn.

[01:32:33] Because you're on the front lines, right?

[01:32:35] Yeah.

[01:32:36] Yeah.

[01:32:36] Okay.

[01:32:36] So I'm going to tell him.

[01:32:37] Well, it was, but he's shambling away now.

[01:32:38] Yeah.

[01:32:38] Well, there is one right next to you too.

[01:32:41] You are the frontest lines.

[01:32:43] Yes.

[01:32:43] The frontiest of lines.

[01:32:45] Yes.

[01:32:46] So I'm going to tell him to defend you.

[01:32:48] So then on...

[01:32:51] Right.

[01:32:52] Because I need to...

[01:32:53] I looked this up.

[01:32:53] I've been doing Rob wrong.

[01:32:55] We're learning.

[01:32:56] A little bit.

[01:32:57] Like, he can't just infinitely make everyone take disadvantage.

[01:33:00] He can do it once.

[01:33:02] Oh, okay.

[01:33:02] With his reaction, I believe.

[01:33:04] Gotcha.

[01:33:04] Oh, it causes his reaction.

[01:33:06] Okay.

[01:33:06] Yes.

[01:33:06] Gotcha.

[01:33:07] So actually, I can still tell him to attack and he can still react.

[01:33:10] So yes, I'll do that.

[01:33:11] I'll tell him to attack and yeah, we'll do that.

[01:33:22] Maybe.

[01:33:23] This is mimic number five.

[01:33:24] That's 20 to hit.

[01:33:29] 20 to hit.

[01:33:31] That'll definitely hit.

[01:33:32] Next.

[01:33:32] Number five.

[01:33:33] Nice.

[01:33:34] And that's six damage.

[01:33:36] Okay.

[01:33:37] Rob comes in and headbutts him.

[01:33:41] I will say that these teller machines are kind of like steampunky looking and a little bit

[01:33:45] art deco-y.

[01:33:46] So they're not like plastic.

[01:33:47] So is Rob.

[01:33:48] They're more...

[01:33:48] I know what I'm saying.

[01:33:49] They're more like...

[01:33:50] Just for like a visual.

[01:33:51] Yeah.

[01:33:51] So basically imagine that thing.

[01:33:54] Like teeth and purple tongue and flesh and stuff.

[01:33:57] And over top of that flesh and where those eyes are poking through is basically like a

[01:34:03] kind of a steampunk wooden box with copper filigree and some pipes and tubes and stuff.

[01:34:10] Nice.

[01:34:11] Yeah.

[01:34:13] So yeah, that would be...

[01:34:15] Is it six damage?

[01:34:17] Yes.

[01:34:19] Okay.

[01:34:19] Question.

[01:34:20] Activating my other left, was that a bonus action or a reaction?

[01:34:25] That would have been...

[01:34:26] Sorry, what?

[01:34:27] Activating my other left thing, was that a bonus action or a reaction?

[01:34:31] I didn't write that down.

[01:34:32] I think it was a bonus action.

[01:34:33] Okay.

[01:34:33] So I don't have that right now.

[01:34:34] That's fine.

[01:34:35] Also, you remember I get to roll the lemon.

[01:34:38] Yes, of course.

[01:34:38] So I haven't done that yet because I don't have a bonus action anymore.

[01:34:41] Please continue.

[01:34:42] Okay.

[01:34:43] So next up is Kirk.

[01:34:45] Okay.

[01:34:46] So is one of them still in melee combat?

[01:34:48] Yeah.

[01:34:49] The one that was next to the one that tried to eat you.

[01:34:53] And then that one got stabbed and shabbled away after the fear thing.

[01:34:57] So I would have been empty-handed going up to pat him down.

[01:35:00] Yeah.

[01:35:01] So I'm going to draw my scimitar and shield.

[01:35:05] Okay.

[01:35:06] And I'm going to move to flank and attack.

[01:35:08] Okay.

[01:35:09] So you're basically just following the one that's shuffling away that you guys have

[01:35:13] hurt to kind of get behind his brother.

[01:35:15] Yeah.

[01:35:16] Okay.

[01:35:18] So then I get advantage.

[01:35:20] Yeah.

[01:35:21] And I get sneak attack damage.

[01:35:25] And he's already damaged, yes?

[01:35:26] No.

[01:35:28] Oh, no.

[01:35:28] This is the...

[01:35:29] Rob hit him.

[01:35:29] Oh, Rob hit him.

[01:35:30] Yes, this one is damaged.

[01:35:32] Yes.

[01:35:32] Yes.

[01:35:34] Back in here, right?

[01:35:35] Yeah, bud.

[01:35:37] Oh, yeah.

[01:35:37] Oh, yeah.

[01:35:38] We betcha.

[01:35:38] So that's a crit.

[01:35:40] Yep.

[01:35:43] And you get to double all of your dice.

[01:35:48] Yep.

[01:35:49] So crits are not straight double damage.

[01:35:53] They're double the dice.

[01:35:54] Interesting.

[01:35:55] Which you can either take to mean that you can roll your dice twice.

[01:35:59] Or...

[01:36:00] Or you can roll your dice and double it.

[01:36:02] Okay.

[01:36:03] I'm going to roll my dice and double it.

[01:36:04] That's fine.

[01:36:04] I accept that.

[01:36:05] Because I...

[01:36:06] Like, I'll say I've been fine with the previous one.

[01:36:08] Isn't that the same as double damage?

[01:36:09] No.

[01:36:10] No.

[01:36:11] Because your bonus damage, like, if you roll a dice six plus three...

[01:36:14] That doesn't get double.

[01:36:16] That does not get double.

[01:36:17] Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

[01:36:18] So...

[01:36:18] Six, eight, seven...

[01:36:28] Twelve...

[01:36:30] Eighteen...

[01:36:33] Twenty...

[01:36:33] Forty damage.

[01:36:35] Forty damage, okay.

[01:36:37] Okay.

[01:36:38] That works.

[01:36:39] That'll do it.

[01:36:39] Maybe.

[01:36:40] There is a massive gash suddenly, like, behind it.

[01:36:44] It's not dead.

[01:36:45] Oh my god.

[01:36:46] But it's horribly maimed.

[01:36:48] And there's coinage spilling out the back of it.

[01:36:51] As well as purple ichor and gore.

[01:36:55] Quite a lot of coinage, actually.

[01:36:57] Quite a lot of gold is spilling out of this thing's back.

[01:36:59] Don't let any escape.

[01:37:01] Yeah.

[01:37:02] Yield the gold.

[01:37:04] Bar the doors.

[01:37:08] But yeah, yeah, you do that.

[01:37:11] It's not looking great, but it's not dead.

[01:37:14] It's not quite dead.

[01:37:16] So, yeah, that's your...

[01:37:19] That's my turn.

[01:37:20] Okay.

[01:37:20] Next up is Mimic...

[01:37:22] No, Mimic number three is running.

[01:37:24] Or shuffling away.

[01:37:25] Mimic four is also shuffling away.

[01:37:27] Mimic five shuffles and turns around.

[01:37:31] It's going to eat.

[01:37:33] It's just going to bite.

[01:37:36] Um...

[01:37:36] Uh...

[01:37:37] Uh...

[01:37:37] Uh...

[01:37:37] Kirkles.

[01:37:38] This is why I have a shield.

[01:37:40] So he's running past Rob and...

[01:37:43] No, he...

[01:37:44] Like...

[01:37:44] So he went behind him.

[01:37:46] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:37:47] You're right.

[01:37:47] I hooked him behind.

[01:37:48] Yield, I didn't do the turn around.

[01:37:49] I forgot.

[01:37:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:37:50] He didn't leave anywhere.

[01:37:51] Mm-hmm.

[01:37:52] Didn't do it.

[01:37:54] No?

[01:37:54] Got two.

[01:37:55] Oh.

[01:37:56] No.

[01:37:57] No, I don't...

[01:37:58] Yeah, seven time to do it.

[01:37:59] So, yeah, he turns around and just, like, slips on his own gore.

[01:38:03] Doesn't, like, slip, like, and fall.

[01:38:06] Stumbles.

[01:38:06] Stumbles and doesn't have enough time to, like...

[01:38:09] Spends so much time recovering.

[01:38:10] Do they have feet?

[01:38:12] Not really.

[01:38:13] They...

[01:38:13] Oh, it's, like, a centipede thing?

[01:38:14] Like...

[01:38:15] It's more, like, um, like, from the image and what I'm imagining is it's kind of a mix

[01:38:20] of, like, they use their tongue to move around, but they also...

[01:38:23] It's also kind of, like, um, the...

[01:38:25] The furniture from Beauty and the Beast where they just, like, use their...

[01:38:29] Whatever they have already, like...

[01:38:31] They use their corners to kind of waddle around.

[01:38:33] Yeah, because, like, you see this thing, like, it has, like...

[01:38:34] It's, like, malleable a little bit.

[01:38:37] Yeah.

[01:38:37] Because it's actually...

[01:38:38] It's not actually wood and metal.

[01:38:41] It just looks like it.

[01:38:42] Mm-hmm.

[01:38:42] Um, it's just...

[01:38:43] It's outer exterior armor is, like, um, malleable.

[01:38:46] It can change.

[01:38:46] So if you stab the wood of that, it would bleed?

[01:38:50] If you cut deep enough, yes.

[01:38:52] Yes.

[01:38:52] Because it is actually an armor.

[01:38:54] It's just...

[01:38:55] Oh, it is actually an armor.

[01:38:56] It's not just flesh.

[01:38:57] It just mimics, like, very material.

[01:38:57] Yeah.

[01:38:57] Oh, I thought the whole thing was flesh.

[01:38:58] No, no, no.

[01:38:59] The inside is flesh, and then it mimics...

[01:39:00] Its outer shell, basically, mimics whatever it wants.

[01:39:03] Gotcha, gotcha.

[01:39:04] Yeah.

[01:39:04] Um, at least that's how I'm interpreting it.

[01:39:07] But yes, it bleeds.

[01:39:08] So we can kill it.

[01:39:09] It is certainly bleeding.

[01:39:11] In this one, suddenly, uh, Rob just has, like, a spray of purple, like, over his, uh,

[01:39:15] over his maw.

[01:39:16] Yeah.

[01:39:17] As it whirls around to face, uh, Kirklus.

[01:39:19] Your dog's gonna need a bath.

[01:39:21] That's fun.

[01:39:21] That's fun.

[01:39:22] I think we might talk for a second.

[01:39:24] Like, the actual...

[01:39:24] I'm gonna lose your jersey.

[01:39:26] Well, yeah, him too.

[01:39:27] Yeah, they probably could use a bath.

[01:39:28] Um, since they haven't had a bath for years.

[01:39:32] Um, so that's that guy.

[01:39:35] Um, and then mimic number six, uh, that is, is fleeing for its life, uh, past its brother.

[01:39:42] So, um, yeah, top of the round.

[01:39:45] Fin 10.

[01:39:46] Oh, excellent.

[01:39:48] All right.

[01:39:49] Well, um, this guy's already here.

[01:39:52] And, uh, so am I.

[01:39:54] And it's...

[01:39:55] You're flanked, technically.

[01:39:56] And, uh, flank?

[01:39:57] Because he turned around.

[01:39:59] So, uh, let's, uh, let's do this.

[01:40:02] Yeah!

[01:40:02] America!

[01:40:03] Oh.

[01:40:04] No.

[01:40:04] Definitely not that.

[01:40:06] What was it?

[01:40:07] Was that a one?

[01:40:07] No, it's a five.

[01:40:08] Oh.

[01:40:09] No, that's not gonna do it.

[01:40:11] Uh, is that your only shot?

[01:40:13] No.

[01:40:13] I've got advantage.

[01:40:15] The hat is still spinning.

[01:40:16] Oh!

[01:40:18] I should have just destroyed that thing.

[01:40:22] You don't have the time to get to Mount Doom.

[01:40:26] Uh, okay, that's better.

[01:40:28] Well, I'm good.

[01:40:29] I would be impressed if I, like, took a hammer to it and broke the hammer.

[01:40:32] 11.

[01:40:33] Yes.

[01:40:33] 12.

[01:40:35] Uh, 13, 14, 15.

[01:40:37] Uh, does 15 hit?

[01:40:40] 15 will hit.

[01:40:41] Excellent.

[01:40:42] Okay.

[01:40:45] That's funny.

[01:40:46] I hit on a six.

[01:40:48] You bastard.

[01:40:50] It's like Aaron levels of bullshit when it comes to rolling.

[01:40:53] It's like, oh, I got a measly four.

[01:40:56] That means I get 35.

[01:40:59] Fucking asshole.

[01:41:02] Oh.

[01:41:03] Bane of my business.

[01:41:08] Uh, oh, no, I don't get that.

[01:41:10] Uh, so my first attack does, um, a whopping five damage.

[01:41:15] Whew.

[01:41:16] Is that enough?

[01:41:16] Nope.

[01:41:17] Ah.

[01:41:17] Okay.

[01:41:18] But I get another shot.

[01:41:19] Yep.

[01:41:19] Yes, he does.

[01:41:21] He does.

[01:41:23] He does.

[01:41:23] Oh, we're definitely not taking that.

[01:41:25] You're going to jail.

[01:41:28] It was a three this time.

[01:41:30] So we're just waiting on the hat.

[01:41:31] Uh, well, that'll probably do it.

[01:41:39] Is that 20?

[01:41:40] Yes.

[01:41:42] Okay.

[01:41:43] Okay.

[01:41:43] So three and three is six.

[01:41:47] Uh, doubled is 12.

[01:41:49] 13, 14.

[01:41:51] That'll be 14 damage.

[01:41:52] Well, at least the nat 20 was wasted.

[01:41:56] Was it?

[01:41:57] Because you only needed seven more to kill him.

[01:41:59] Okay.

[01:42:00] So how do you kill this mimic?

[01:42:01] Oh, well, I'm using a greatsword.

[01:42:03] Yeah.

[01:42:04] So, uh, and I'm currently standing behind him.

[01:42:07] So I'm going to, uh, kind of just hop over top and cleave that, um, proboscis?

[01:42:15] Uh, pseudopod.

[01:42:17] Pseudopod.

[01:42:17] Yeah.

[01:42:18] Chop it right out of his fackin' mouth.

[01:42:21] Nice.

[01:42:22] And the trauma from that blow.

[01:42:24] I'm sure that that leaves it flailing around, spraying arterial blood everywhere.

[01:42:30] There's purple, like, purple blood all over.

[01:42:32] It's like a halo massacre.

[01:42:35] Um, okay.

[01:42:37] Yeah.

[01:42:38] Um, so that is...

[01:42:39] I will send you my dry cleaning bill.

[01:42:42] Uh, mimic number one is next.

[01:42:45] And, uh, it is going to try and get at copper yet again.

[01:42:51] He would...

[01:42:52] That's an amusing easy roller dice kind of way.

[01:42:55] That is definitely not going to do it with an eight.

[01:42:57] Nope.

[01:42:58] You're not doing well right now.

[01:43:00] No, I'm not.

[01:43:01] Um, mimic number two, uh, is running for the door.

[01:43:04] Uh, and copper.

[01:43:06] So, uh, there's...

[01:43:07] The mimic number two is already at the door.

[01:43:09] It will be leading next round.

[01:43:10] This room.

[01:43:12] Or this building.

[01:43:13] Um, copper.

[01:43:15] You're up.

[01:43:16] Okay.

[01:43:17] Um, so the tongue tried again to, like, lash at you.

[01:43:21] And it's just like...

[01:43:23] Does it sound like Yoshi?

[01:43:24] Yeah, kind of.

[01:43:26] That's adorable.

[01:43:26] I want to adopt this one now.

[01:43:29] It's like horrible guttural sounds and then...

[01:43:32] Nice.

[01:43:36] Uh...

[01:43:36] That's it.

[01:43:37] Try to run away.

[01:43:38] That's the one that's running away.

[01:43:39] It's like five of them going...

[01:43:42] All of them.

[01:43:48] Uh...

[01:43:48] No Yoshi.

[01:43:51] Okay, um...

[01:43:51] But this one is very wounded in front of me.

[01:43:53] Uh, no, this one's not wounded.

[01:43:55] Not terribly wounded at all, actually.

[01:43:56] Oh, the one that...

[01:43:57] They've been fighting, um...

[01:44:00] That's the closest one, isn't it?

[01:44:01] Isn't it the same one?

[01:44:02] Oh, no.

[01:44:03] The...

[01:44:03] That one died.

[01:44:05] Oh, it did die.

[01:44:06] Sorry, I missed that.

[01:44:06] Oh, yeah.

[01:44:07] The one that's been attacked...

[01:44:08] There is one that's attacking that hasn't been hurt yet.

[01:44:09] Yes, okay.

[01:44:11] I've just been trying desperately to tongue you.

[01:44:13] Gross.

[01:44:14] How cleansed are they all together?

[01:44:17] Um...

[01:44:18] Not very.

[01:44:19] I mean, they've kind of scattered and they're running for the doors, so...

[01:44:22] Yes.

[01:44:23] Uh, actually, at this point, there's only one...

[01:44:24] The one that's attacking you is the only one that is actually trying to face you guys.

[01:44:29] Oh.

[01:44:29] The rest are scattering like roaches.

[01:44:31] Sweet.

[01:44:31] Okay, cool.

[01:44:33] Um...

[01:44:33] Which looks really weird because it's just these shuffling radiums.

[01:44:40] It's like a goddamn Disney movie.

[01:44:43] A little bit.

[01:44:44] Like a weird mix between the Beauty and the Beast and the Black Cauldron.

[01:44:50] Mm-hmm.

[01:44:50] It's a bank run done by Disney.

[01:44:52] Yeah.

[01:44:53] It's a fantasy...

[01:44:54] It's a Disney movie that's part fantasy, part bank heist.

[01:44:58] Yep.

[01:44:58] So it's onward.

[01:44:59] Or outward, or whatever that...

[01:45:01] Onward.

[01:45:02] Onward, yeah.

[01:45:02] It's onward.

[01:45:03] It is.

[01:45:05] Okay.

[01:45:06] Um...

[01:45:06] But yeah, I'm just gonna...

[01:45:08] I gotta go into melee with this guy and just whack him with the mace a couple of times.

[01:45:13] Okay.

[01:45:14] Are you using a charge?

[01:45:15] No, I'm not.

[01:45:17] No point on just one dooter.

[01:45:20] Yeah.

[01:45:20] The rest of the day are already free.

[01:45:22] So...

[01:45:22] Well, I rolled an 18.

[01:45:25] Okay, that definitely hits.

[01:45:26] Okay.

[01:45:28] Um...

[01:45:29] And then damage on a mace is...

[01:45:33] I actually have that handy if you do not.

[01:45:37] Uh...

[01:45:38] I wish the...

[01:45:39] This book...

[01:45:40] I wish the cheat sheet gave me like a list of...

[01:45:42] I think it's a die six.

[01:45:44] It is.

[01:45:46] Write that down.

[01:45:51] Six.

[01:45:54] And there's no bonuses on that from that being a legendary thing?

[01:45:58] No.

[01:45:58] Okay.

[01:46:00] Six.

[01:46:01] I got a five.

[01:46:05] So he takes five bludgeoning damage and because I'm...

[01:46:09] Do you take the strength bonus?

[01:46:10] Oh yeah, that gets added to the damage, doesn't it?

[01:46:13] Yes.

[01:46:13] Oh yeah, so seven.

[01:46:15] Seven damage.

[01:46:16] Seven damage.

[01:46:17] Mm-hmm.

[01:46:18] Okay.

[01:46:18] And then...

[01:46:19] Yeah.

[01:46:20] Because I'm a level five artificer, I get another shot.

[01:46:23] He gets another shot.

[01:46:23] At least with standard attack actions.

[01:46:26] Look at that.

[01:46:27] Rolled an 11 plus...

[01:46:34] That's a total of 22.

[01:46:37] That'll definitely hit.

[01:46:38] Oh is that?

[01:46:39] That's wrong.

[01:46:41] 18 is what that is.

[01:46:43] That still hits.

[01:46:44] Okay, cool.

[01:46:46] And then more damage.

[01:46:48] Damn it.

[01:46:50] Four damage on that one.

[01:46:51] Okay.

[01:46:52] As I swing down, smack him one way, come back around, smack him in the side of the quote

[01:46:56] unquote head.

[01:46:57] Yeah.

[01:46:58] I'm assuming every time I'm hitting him, pieces are coming off of him.

[01:47:01] Just like little pieces of chipping off of it.

[01:47:03] Yeah.

[01:47:03] Coins are spitting out every time.

[01:47:05] Yeah.

[01:47:05] Basically.

[01:47:06] Yep.

[01:47:08] It's a shame that there's not a currency that's just gold rings because that would be very

[01:47:11] Sonic themed.

[01:47:13] Oh, they're coins.

[01:47:14] Yeah.

[01:47:14] But like...

[01:47:15] I just think...

[01:47:16] Oh, yeah.

[01:47:16] When Sonic gets hit, it's like...

[01:47:17] Every time he spits out coins, he gets hit.

[01:47:20] Yeah.

[01:47:20] Okay.

[01:47:21] That's copper.

[01:47:22] What about Rob?

[01:47:23] Yeah.

[01:47:23] That's not 100% me yet.

[01:47:26] Because I could use a bonus action.

[01:47:28] There's only...

[01:47:29] So it's one of us...

[01:47:30] One of them attacking us.

[01:47:30] All the other ones are running away, right?

[01:47:31] Yes.

[01:47:32] Okay.

[01:47:33] Yeah.

[01:47:34] Honestly, at this point, all the other ones will be outdoors by the time you guys...

[01:47:38] Mm-hmm.

[01:47:38] By the end of this...

[01:47:40] By next round.

[01:47:41] That's okay.

[01:47:41] I just took Charcutter.

[01:47:43] Tink!

[01:47:44] There you go.

[01:47:46] I just imagine...

[01:47:47] So have you ever watched the DuckTales, like, the full...the movie where there was, like,

[01:47:51] the DuckTales and the Lamp?

[01:47:52] The Legend of the Lamp?

[01:47:53] No.

[01:47:54] No.

[01:47:55] There's a scene at the end of the movie where the thief, like, the little, like, meek thief

[01:48:00] character that was, like, kind of the foible for the big bad...escapes, like, all the stuff

[01:48:07] and sneaks into Scrooge's vault and steals, like, a ton of gold by shoving it down his

[01:48:14] pants.

[01:48:15] And so he's just running down the street with these huge baggy pants of gold that are, like,

[01:48:20] dripping gold out of it.

[01:48:21] And you just hear, like, Scrooge is like, somebody!

[01:48:24] Stop those pants!

[01:48:28] He just cares that the pants stop.

[01:48:29] He can keep running.

[01:48:30] As long as the pants stop, yeah.

[01:48:33] Okay, I'm gonna tell my bonus action to tell Rob to attack again.

[01:48:36] Oh, wait, weren't you gonna try and get your, uh, other half?

[01:48:39] Or your...

[01:48:40] Yes, actually, I was gonna do that.

[01:48:41] Do you wanna make a ranged attack in melee?

[01:48:44] No, but I wanna prepare it.

[01:48:45] Oh, okay.

[01:48:46] Because I have to have it out before I can shoot it.

[01:48:48] Because it's this weird thing.

[01:48:49] It's an experimental thing that's not really...

[01:48:51] So it's coming up?

[01:48:53] Uh, yeah.

[01:48:54] Yeah, we'll get that ready, because I might not get up to be running out there and attacking

[01:48:57] with that soon, potentially.

[01:49:05] Yeah.

[01:49:06] Uh, it comes out.

[01:49:07] Oh, okay, cool.

[01:49:10] So yeah, just off of my left shoulder, that's just...

[01:49:13] Yeah.

[01:49:14] Cute.

[01:49:16] And that's the end of my action, and because I used my bonus action, Rob cannot attack,

[01:49:21] but he can still defend, um, in melee.

[01:49:27] Okay.

[01:49:29] Yes.

[01:49:30] Alright, next up.

[01:49:31] Is, uh, Kirklus.

[01:49:33] Okay.

[01:49:34] So there's one that's still facing the guys, and then the other four are running for the

[01:49:38] doors.

[01:49:38] But he's in melee with the...

[01:49:40] He is in melee with the one that's attacking him.

[01:49:42] Mm-hmm.

[01:49:42] That's attacking him.

[01:49:43] Yeah.

[01:49:44] Well, I think I'll just keep the scimitar, right?

[01:49:46] I'm gonna move to flank that one.

[01:49:47] Okay.

[01:49:48] Let's try this again.

[01:49:50] So, with advantage, scimitar in the ass.

[01:49:56] That's a crit again.

[01:49:58] Really?

[01:49:59] Yeah.

[01:49:59] Yep.

[01:49:59] Nice.

[01:50:02] So how many days is that?

[01:50:03] I have a second you.

[01:50:05] Aaron.

[01:50:06] As I say to Aaron.

[01:50:08] Yes, definitely not a second me.

[01:50:10] I do not want to.

[01:50:13] But we could do with a second you, the viewer.

[01:50:17] Yeah.

[01:50:17] That's adorable.

[01:50:19] 10, 13.

[01:50:20] That means we would have more than one viewer.

[01:50:22] 14, yeah.

[01:50:28] 14, 18.

[01:50:29] 36.

[01:50:31] 36?

[01:50:32] 36.

[01:50:44] He's not dead, but again, similar situation.

[01:50:47] You sneak up from around and say,

[01:50:49] It's like, you mean these coins?

[01:50:52] And then, like, gore spills out and coins kind of start dripping out as well.

[01:50:57] Amidst the coins.

[01:50:58] Or amidst the gore.

[01:51:00] Excellent.

[01:51:02] And he's just like, again, purple splash against the tiled floor and part of the wall.

[01:51:10] Um, and probably a little bit on copper.

[01:51:13] That's fine.

[01:51:15] So, uh, next up is, um, so all the mimic three, four, and six are all at the doors and they

[01:51:24] are currently smashing through the doors.

[01:51:27] Okay.

[01:51:28] Oh, right.

[01:51:28] Not smashing through, not smashing, sorry.

[01:51:29] They're just basically barging through the doors.

[01:51:31] They're barging into the main lobby?

[01:51:33] Oh, I'm going to say that.

[01:51:35] Or did they run past me and go at something?

[01:51:37] Two, went the one and three, they can't have passed you.

[01:51:42] Yeah, you're right.

[01:51:42] They must move away from you.

[01:51:44] Yes.

[01:51:44] So three and four, since you were, like, kind of there, three and four went that way.

[01:51:48] And actually, I guess six went around you guys, away from you, and went this way.

[01:51:52] Because otherwise, like, that's the only way he could have gone, because otherwise he's, like...

[01:51:56] Yeah.

[01:51:57] So he's, they've both made, they've all made two doors.

[01:52:01] I think there should have been some attacks of opportunity in there.

[01:52:04] I'd say that for six, you could, you could get an attack of opportunity.

[01:52:07] The other ones were, like, farther away.

[01:52:08] Oh, yeah.

[01:52:09] Six, I definitely should have had an attack of opportunity.

[01:52:11] So you guys can have an attack, I'll let you guys have an attack of opportunity on six.

[01:52:14] Okay.

[01:52:14] As it's just a gauntlet, it's like...

[01:52:17] Oh, my little race!

[01:52:19] It's like a Vietnam War scene.

[01:52:21] Oh, yeah, that is.

[01:52:22] It's gunned down.

[01:52:26] Uh, ten damage.

[01:52:27] Ten damage?

[01:52:29] Okay.

[01:52:30] Okay.

[01:52:31] What about, uh, Aaron, are you doing...

[01:52:33] I'm doing an attack of opportunity.

[01:52:36] On six?

[01:52:36] It's still in progress.

[01:52:38] Oh, goddammit.

[01:52:39] Well, I've been waiting to attack six, that's where my hex is.

[01:52:42] Yeah.

[01:52:42] Right.

[01:52:42] And I can't move my hex until it dies.

[01:52:45] Yep.

[01:52:45] Mm.

[01:52:50] That's a rolled 19, so that'll hit.

[01:52:53] Yeah.

[01:52:58] Poor, poor, man.

[01:52:59] He's just like...

[01:53:00] He's just trying to get to the door.

[01:53:04] Slow-mo as...

[01:53:05] Yeah, it's like a Vietnam War scene where a guy just gets gunned down by Viet Cong.

[01:53:10] Yeah.

[01:53:11] I hit him for 14.

[01:53:12] Just trying to get to the chopper.

[01:53:14] Mm-hmm.

[01:53:14] He's trying to get to the copper.

[01:53:16] 14.

[01:53:17] 14?

[01:53:17] He's not dead yet.

[01:53:19] But he's oozing black and purple ichor and coin as he runs desperately through the door.

[01:53:27] This is gonna be one messy cleanup.

[01:53:29] Do I get a shot at him as well?

[01:53:31] This is...

[01:53:31] I'm assuming this happened, like, as I casted it.

[01:53:34] Yeah, yeah.

[01:53:34] So maybe I don't have time to come up and attack him yet.

[01:53:37] I don't need to take it.

[01:53:40] So, yeah.

[01:53:41] And the other ones have run through the door...

[01:53:43] Bashed through the door into the lobby.

[01:53:45] So they're out into the next room.

[01:53:49] And this guy, surprisingly, mimic number six makes it to the door that you guys have come through.

[01:53:53] Yeah.

[01:53:53] So he's now out into the alleyway.

[01:53:57] And he'll continue for the next round.

[01:54:01] So top of the round, Vintan!

[01:54:03] Okay.

[01:54:03] Get back here!

[01:54:05] Yeah, get your...

[01:54:05] How far away is he?

[01:54:06] He's about 30 feet, probably.

[01:54:08] Yeah, so you guys are there.

[01:54:10] That's probably like 20, 30 feet away.

[01:54:13] Okay.

[01:54:13] I'm gonna take a couple of quick steps toward him.

[01:54:16] Convert my greatsword into a whip.

[01:54:21] And open up his backside with my bullwhip.

[01:54:24] Nice.

[01:54:27] Eventually.

[01:54:29] Someday.

[01:54:29] It takes a long time to swap.

[01:54:31] Jesus.

[01:54:32] That was aggressive.

[01:54:34] A little bit.

[01:54:35] So that's...

[01:54:36] Much like the bullwhip.

[01:54:39] That's not great.

[01:54:43] Eight and three and three.

[01:54:45] So six and eight is 14, 15.

[01:54:48] Just 15 hit?

[01:54:49] 15 and one hit.

[01:54:50] Cool.

[01:54:51] Okay.

[01:54:51] You're also hitting an enemy that's fleeing and cannot actually attempt to dodge because of the fear.

[01:54:57] Okay.

[01:54:57] So that's three, four, five, six, seven damage.

[01:55:03] And three is ten.

[01:55:05] So that's ten.

[01:55:06] Ten?

[01:55:07] Okay.

[01:55:09] Yeah.

[01:55:10] You...

[01:55:11] How do you kill him?

[01:55:12] With the whip?

[01:55:13] Oh.

[01:55:14] Okay.

[01:55:15] All right.

[01:55:16] It was at the door.

[01:55:18] It was like just outside the door.

[01:55:20] And then the whip came down.

[01:55:22] Well, you critted him in the back at one point, didn't you?

[01:55:25] Yeah.

[01:55:25] Yeah.

[01:55:25] Okay.

[01:55:26] So he's got one slash going this way already.

[01:55:29] One slash going that way.

[01:55:30] And it's pretty deep.

[01:55:31] All right.

[01:55:31] I aim for the slash.

[01:55:34] Oh.

[01:55:35] So you put my whip deep in that crack.

[01:55:40] I'm going to say that actually finishes what the sword did and basically bisects it.

[01:55:48] Okay.

[01:55:49] It falls into two pieces and just sloughs into the...

[01:55:53] In the doorway.

[01:55:55] Perfect.

[01:55:55] And you guys hear a sound of squishing gore sounds, but also the ting-ting-tings.

[01:56:01] Of change.

[01:56:01] Of many, many gold coins falling out of this thing and just kind of tinging out into the street.

[01:56:09] Okay.

[01:56:10] I renew my call to let none escape.

[01:56:13] Yeah.

[01:56:14] So that's Fintan.

[01:56:16] Nope.

[01:56:16] Oh.

[01:56:16] Okay.

[01:56:17] Because I still have a bonus action.

[01:56:18] Well, the other memics that were fleeing are not in this room.

[01:56:22] Can I still see them?

[01:56:24] No.

[01:56:24] They have gotten into the...

[01:56:26] They've gone into the next room.

[01:56:28] Down the hallway.

[01:56:29] So if they were...

[01:56:30] You're like over here, I assume somewhere's out there.

[01:56:32] Okay.

[01:56:32] They're already...

[01:56:33] They're in here now.

[01:56:34] They're in the lobby area.

[01:56:35] Okay.

[01:56:37] All right.

[01:56:37] Well, let's answer that for me.

[01:56:38] They're over here.

[01:56:39] We fucked up a guy over here.

[01:56:42] I only have a bonus action.

[01:56:43] Okay.

[01:56:44] As I can't dash as a bonus action because I'm not a rogue.

[01:56:47] Gotcha.

[01:56:48] Okay.

[01:56:50] So...

[01:56:51] Oh, yeah.

[01:56:51] I guess that guy's dead.

[01:56:52] Oh, we did.

[01:56:53] I guess I have 15 feet of movement left.

[01:56:55] Wait, do you move that you were fighting?

[01:56:55] I can move 15 feet towards the other door.

[01:56:57] Did you kill the memc that you were fighting?

[01:56:59] Yes.

[01:57:00] Did I?

[01:57:01] Did we kill that one?

[01:57:02] No, I hit him twice.

[01:57:02] No, sorry.

[01:57:03] There is a mimic still that's fighting them.

[01:57:04] There's a mimic in the comet between these two.

[01:57:06] Yeah.

[01:57:07] Okay.

[01:57:08] They're basically Eiffel Tower in this mimic.

[01:57:09] Yeah.

[01:57:10] I'm going to move my hex to him then.

[01:57:11] Okay.

[01:57:14] That's it for me.

[01:57:15] Okay.

[01:57:16] So...

[01:57:17] Oh, wait.

[01:57:18] I only attacked once.

[01:57:19] Yes.

[01:57:21] How far away is it?

[01:57:22] This one's probably like 40 feet or so.

[01:57:25] Well, I still have 15 feet of movement left.

[01:57:28] So I'm going to move 15 feet towards it.

[01:57:31] Is that close enough for me to use my bullwhip?

[01:57:34] In melee?

[01:57:35] Into melee?

[01:57:36] Yeah.

[01:57:37] Okay.

[01:57:38] Yeah.

[01:57:38] Okay.

[01:57:41] It's melee into melee, technically.

[01:57:43] Yeah.

[01:57:44] I mean, how long is the whip?

[01:57:46] Like, what?

[01:57:46] 15 feet?

[01:57:48] Yeah.

[01:57:48] So 15 feet and then another 15 feet.

[01:57:50] So...

[01:57:54] So, how is everyone's game?

[01:57:56] Doing pretty good.

[01:57:57] I'm rolling shitty.

[01:57:59] You really are?

[01:58:00] You're rolling great.

[01:58:01] I think it's because I scared you.

[01:58:03] It's a good thing you did the...

[01:58:05] That actually really, like, solved the problem.

[01:58:08] I'm glad we had that.

[01:58:10] Yeah.

[01:58:11] I mean, even though it's an enemy's weapon from the war.

[01:58:13] But hey, it works.

[01:58:15] Doesn't matter.

[01:58:15] Also, have you seen what it looks like?

[01:58:16] I think you showed me once.

[01:58:18] I don't remember.

[01:58:18] It's basically, like, split skull on either side of the...

[01:58:22] That's cool.

[01:58:23] 17 hits?

[01:58:24] Yeah.

[01:58:25] Fantastic.

[01:58:26] Fin-tastic.

[01:58:28] Excellent.

[01:58:29] Four, five, six, seven...

[01:58:35] And six.

[01:58:37] That'll be 13 damage.

[01:58:39] How do you kill it?

[01:58:42] You kill-stealing bitch.

[01:58:44] You're taking all of our XP.

[01:58:46] You just repeat what you did to the first one.

[01:58:48] Because you just, like, go aim for the...

[01:58:50] You just, like, lash against the cut that he made again on this one.

[01:58:54] And just pull it up in half.

[01:58:56] No.

[01:58:57] No.

[01:58:58] Can I see it's, um...

[01:59:01] Sudapod?

[01:59:02] Yeah, it's been trying a couple of times to, like, whip out at copper.

[01:59:05] Fantastic.

[01:59:06] So I...

[01:59:06] Fin-tastic.

[01:59:07] So I grab it in the air, and I rip it the fuck out of its mouth.

[01:59:12] All right.

[01:59:13] Okay.

[01:59:14] And again, the trauma of losing its...

[01:59:15] It's...

[01:59:17] It sprays coins everywhere.

[01:59:19] You're just getting sprayed and pelted.

[01:59:21] Sprayed in purple viscera and liquids.

[01:59:24] And coins.

[01:59:25] And it just, like, pelted with coins.

[01:59:27] It's like...

[01:59:29] As it just...

[01:59:30] And it's also...

[01:59:31] Coil my whip back up, hook it to my belt, it immediately disappears into the ether.

[01:59:36] Okay.

[01:59:37] As you're...

[01:59:37] I was going to say, if it was, like, an actual whip, you're just, like...

[01:59:39] You're, like...

[01:59:40] As you're, like, coiling back up, you're, like, slicking off the gore of it.

[01:59:45] And I'm, like, half metal, so as the coins are hitting me, it's just, like...

[01:59:49] Yeah.

[01:59:50] It sounds like cowbell.

[01:59:52] Yeah.

[01:59:52] Yeah.

[01:59:54] Needs more cowbell.

[01:59:55] Gotta have more cowbell.

[01:59:57] Okay, so that one's dead.

[01:59:58] And the other ones are scattered into the lobby.

[02:00:03] Cursuit.

[02:00:04] Yeah.

[02:00:05] So that's Fintan's whole thing.

[02:00:07] Yeah, that McRanway.

[02:00:09] Copper.

[02:00:11] You are dripping with goo.

[02:00:13] Nice.

[02:00:13] And gold.

[02:00:14] Excellent.

[02:00:15] Half of that is gold.

[02:00:16] You're dripping with goo-old.

[02:00:18] Goo-old.

[02:00:19] No, not goo-old.

[02:00:20] Goo-old.

[02:00:21] His eyes do glow.

[02:00:22] His eyes flash.

[02:00:24] So speaking in a very deep accent, it's like...

[02:00:27] I'm raw.

[02:00:30] And he has a really stupid-looking pistol.

[02:00:34] Oh, the Zackdowns.

[02:00:36] Oh, yeah.

[02:00:36] Those stupid things.

[02:00:37] Even the Jaffa staff weapons.

[02:00:39] Like, I love the episode where O'Neal just, like, walks up and, like, shows them a...

[02:00:47] I thought you were going to say shows them his penis.

[02:00:50] It wasn't, like, a P90 or something.

[02:00:52] Yeah, P90.

[02:00:53] Yeah, P90.

[02:00:54] And then, like, versus the Jaffa.

[02:00:55] It shows the Jaffa weapon.

[02:00:56] It's like, this is a weapon of terror.

[02:00:59] It is designed to intimidate your enemies.

[02:01:01] This is a weapon of war.

[02:01:02] It is designed to kill your enemies.

[02:01:04] Yeah.

[02:01:04] And then, like, that...

[02:01:05] Yeah, that...

[02:01:06] Oh, that sounds good.

[02:01:07] Yep.

[02:01:08] Indeed.

[02:01:09] So, yeah, what's Copper doing as you're just dripping with...

[02:01:12] So, yes.

[02:01:12] They all ran into the other room.

[02:01:13] I do not have line of sight anymore?

[02:01:14] No.

[02:01:15] Okay.

[02:01:17] But you could catch...

[02:01:18] You do hear them.

[02:01:20] Yes, so...

[02:01:20] But, like, you can't see them.

[02:01:21] Yes, I will give chase.

[02:01:23] Okay.

[02:01:24] With Rob as well.

[02:01:25] Yeah.

[02:01:26] So, I'm assuming the hallway is not more than 30 feet.

[02:01:30] Yeah.

[02:01:31] I'm able to...

[02:01:32] You're able to get into that room.

[02:01:33] Yeah.

[02:01:34] That's about it, though.

[02:01:36] Okay.

[02:01:36] Yeah.

[02:01:39] Can I move...

[02:01:40] Wait.

[02:01:40] So, is a movement action an action or a bonus action?

[02:01:43] What's the term for movement?

[02:01:45] Or do you just move...

[02:01:46] Movement is movement.

[02:01:47] Oh, it's just movement.

[02:01:48] Yeah.

[02:01:48] So, I can move there and still have access to my action and bonus action?

[02:01:51] Yes.

[02:01:51] Okay.

[02:01:51] Okay.

[02:01:52] So, is there one that's within 30 feet of me?

[02:01:54] Yep.

[02:01:55] Okay.

[02:01:55] Cool.

[02:01:56] They turn around.

[02:01:58] And unlike in third edition, in fifth, your movement, you can break up.

[02:02:05] So, you could move five feet, use your bonus action, move another 10 feet, do your attack

[02:02:11] action, and then move another... move the rest of your movement.

[02:02:15] That's cool.

[02:02:16] Sweet.

[02:02:16] Which is fantastic if you're a rogue, because you could move 10 feet in, attack, and then

[02:02:25] bonus action disengage, and move 15 feet back.

[02:02:29] Even... what about attacks of opportunity?

[02:02:31] Because you're a rogue, that doesn't matter?

[02:02:32] Because you're a rogue, and you use the disengage action, you don't provoke attacks of opportunity.

[02:02:37] That's pretty cool.

[02:02:38] That's neat.

[02:02:40] But either way, so, which is the one that's closest to me?

[02:02:43] Rather, where's the one that we beat the shit out of first, and then ran away?

[02:02:46] None of these ones have taken down.

[02:02:47] Oh, they're all uninjured?

[02:02:48] Yeah, all three of these ones have taken down.

[02:02:50] Cool.

[02:02:51] So, you've got two, three, or four.

[02:02:53] Okay.

[02:02:54] These three are fresh with a pink...

[02:02:55] Not on this.

[02:02:56] Sorry, I'm like, that one does.

[02:02:58] Yeah, just two, three, and four.

[02:02:59] Okay, so in the room ahead of me, it's just the way it is on this map, basically?

[02:03:04] Like, there's a counter in front of me, and some desks and stuff?

[02:03:09] Yeah.

[02:03:09] There's like a seating area over here?

[02:03:10] Yeah, there's like a little waiting area, and there's like a secretary area, or like a

[02:03:15] greeting area, and then like back here is like where the tellers are.

[02:03:17] Okay.

[02:03:18] Is this all a solid wall?

[02:03:22] That is.

[02:03:23] No, no, no.

[02:03:23] That's a window, window, window, opening door, like the doors.

[02:03:28] Are the doors open?

[02:03:29] No, they're very closed.

[02:03:31] Okay.

[02:03:32] The ones out of the lobby to the main street are closed.

[02:03:36] Okay.

[02:03:37] Okay.

[02:03:39] It's your typical, if not like, say like 1920s aesthetic, like bank lobby.

[02:03:46] Mm-hmm.

[02:03:47] Okay.

[02:03:48] Well, the closest one to me, I'm going to thorn whip him.

[02:03:52] Okay.

[02:03:53] Actually, well, hang on.

[02:03:54] That's an action.

[02:03:57] Using a cantrip isn't just using an attack action.

[02:04:00] It's using a cantrip.

[02:04:01] It's different, right?

[02:04:03] Aaron?

[02:04:04] I'm assuming it is.

[02:04:06] Sorry.

[02:04:07] Using a spell or cantrip isn't using an attack action.

[02:04:11] Using an attack action is simply mundane hitting the guy or shooting the guy, right?

[02:04:15] Okay, cool.

[02:04:18] Okay.

[02:04:19] So, that being said, yeah, I'm just going to run in here.

[02:04:21] The first guy that I see...

[02:04:23] Wait.

[02:04:24] So, sorry.

[02:04:25] Actually, the three of them that are running away, are they relatively close together as

[02:04:28] they're running away?

[02:04:29] Kind of, yeah.

[02:04:30] They're within...

[02:04:31] They're within...

[02:04:34] Um...

[02:04:34] Ten foot of each other?

[02:04:36] Yep.

[02:04:36] Grease.

[02:04:40] Okay.

[02:04:41] Um...

[02:04:41] It's a little easier.

[02:04:43] Uh, they cannot get prone.

[02:04:45] They can't?

[02:04:45] They are immune to prone.

[02:04:47] Oh.

[02:04:48] They're immune to being prone.

[02:04:49] So, they just slide.

[02:04:51] But they just slide to the end of the pool...

[02:04:53] Uh, the end of the, uh...

[02:04:54] The grease effect.

[02:04:56] I'm fine with that.

[02:04:58] I'm actually fine with that.

[02:04:59] Because...

[02:04:59] But they are not prone.

[02:05:00] So, they're just...

[02:05:01] They're also happy about that.

[02:05:02] Because they're farther away from you.

[02:05:03] Mm-hmm.

[02:05:04] But it's also sliding them towards this, like, little cubicle that's surrounded by walls.

[02:05:08] That is true.

[02:05:09] You have...

[02:05:09] I can just stand there.

[02:05:11] No, no, no.

[02:05:11] Because there's a cubicle, but that is a glass wall.

[02:05:14] That is a glass window.

[02:05:15] Yes.

[02:05:15] So, they could smash that and set off the alarm of the bank.

[02:05:18] Oh, that's a problem.

[02:05:20] So...

[02:05:21] Maybe I don't.

[02:05:21] Uh, no.

[02:05:22] I'm glad you already did it.

[02:05:23] Damn it.

[02:05:24] So, yeah.

[02:05:25] Yeah, I guess if it doesn't have, like, visible legs.

[02:05:28] Yeah.

[02:05:28] And if it has more than two legs, there's no point greasing it.

[02:05:31] Yeah.

[02:05:31] Yeah.

[02:05:31] Because you just gave them a frictionless thing for them to skate over.

[02:05:35] I did not think of that.

[02:05:36] Yeah.

[02:05:37] They're like...

[02:05:37] They're like...

[02:05:42] Apparently, they just sound like Yoshi now.

[02:05:44] I mean, you did that before, so that's just...

[02:05:46] That's a thing now.

[02:05:47] The head cannon is accepted.

[02:05:49] Mm-hmm.

[02:05:50] And once action, Rob's gonna go in there and just attack the first one he sees.

[02:05:54] You've got your shoulder cannon out.

[02:05:55] I do.

[02:05:56] Shoot him.

[02:05:56] That's a good point.

[02:05:57] I do have that out.

[02:05:58] That thing that I keep forgetting that I have.

[02:05:59] Yeah.

[02:05:59] So, yes.

[02:06:00] I will actually shoot one of them.

[02:06:01] You do?

[02:06:02] It jams.

[02:06:03] Fuck.

[02:06:05] Shit.

[02:06:06] It opened up.

[02:06:08] Yeah.

[02:06:09] It was like...

[02:06:11] Well, fire.

[02:06:12] Damn it.

[02:06:13] How would I go about clearing that?

[02:06:15] You can just like...

[02:06:17] Like...

[02:06:18] Basically, you have to clear it.

[02:06:18] Flex your back muscles.

[02:06:20] Yeah.

[02:06:22] It looks like you're pooping.

[02:06:26] I'm clearing a jam, I swear.

[02:06:29] You're constipated.

[02:06:30] You're constipated.

[02:06:31] Your arm is constipated.

[02:06:33] Yeah, I'll bet.

[02:06:35] God.

[02:06:37] Clear the jam.

[02:06:37] Anyways, yeah.

[02:06:38] Mm-hmm.

[02:06:40] Okay, so that's your turn then?

[02:06:42] Or you're sending Rob after them?

[02:06:43] Yes.

[02:06:44] Does he get affected by the grease?

[02:06:46] I mean, I guess.

[02:06:48] Okay, roll a dex hunt.

[02:06:50] I wish I didn't do that.

[02:06:51] Yeah.

[02:06:53] Yeah.

[02:06:53] It's a shame.

[02:06:53] It's a dex save.

[02:06:56] Okay, what is it to change weapon?

[02:06:59] Boss action, I think.

[02:07:01] Maybe a reaction?

[02:07:03] I think.

[02:07:03] Where's it a full action?

[02:07:05] I think.

[02:07:06] I think.

[02:07:08] I think.

[02:07:08] I think.

[02:07:10] I think.

[02:07:14] I think.

[02:07:17] Yeah.

[02:07:21] Sorry, I don't see it here.

[02:07:22] The actions in combat doesn't give me like.

[02:07:26] I think it might be bonus.

[02:07:27] It might be bonus action.

[02:07:31] They might have just done away with it in this one.

[02:07:34] Yeah.

[02:07:38] No, because I think there's a feat or something for drawing a weapon for free.

[02:07:43] I don't know.

[02:07:44] That used to be a thing.

[02:07:45] It was quick draw.

[02:07:47] Yeah.

[02:07:47] But quick draw is not a feat anymore.

[02:07:51] Yeah, I might be mixing up with a different game as well.

[02:07:54] What is it?

[02:07:55] Switching.

[02:07:56] Just drawing a weapon.

[02:07:58] Okay.

[02:07:58] So.

[02:08:01] Draw or stow can be done for free.

[02:08:03] Okay.

[02:08:04] You can do one of these per turn.

[02:08:07] That's part of a move or action.

[02:08:09] Gotcha.

[02:08:09] However, if you want to do both, you're stuck burning your action.

[02:08:11] Yeah.

[02:08:13] So you do have to.

[02:08:14] So you can't just like toss one away and then draw a new weapon.

[02:08:18] Yeah.

[02:08:18] You can probably drop it on the floor for free.

[02:08:19] Yeah, I'd say like, I'd allow that.

[02:08:22] If you're just, if you're not like.

[02:08:23] Yeah, because it's draw or stow.

[02:08:25] So I can drop.

[02:08:26] You can drop it on the floor.

[02:08:28] Like as a free action and then draw another one as a free action.

[02:08:31] Alright.

[02:08:31] I'd allow that.

[02:08:32] Because it's like.

[02:08:33] Yeah.

[02:08:34] That sounds like a plan.

[02:08:35] Yeah, because it is your turn.

[02:08:36] So.

[02:08:38] So I'm going to head to that door.

[02:08:40] Okay.

[02:08:41] I'm going to drop.

[02:08:43] I'm going to draw as a free action.

[02:08:44] I'm going to use my bonus action for ensnaring strike.

[02:08:48] Okay.

[02:08:49] I'm going to target the closest, or the farthest one away.

[02:08:51] Okay.

[02:08:52] So we'll say that's move three.

[02:08:54] Just for.

[02:08:56] So we don't.

[02:08:56] Actually here.

[02:08:57] Down.

[02:08:58] Do I have advantage on that?

[02:08:59] Because he's frigging.

[02:08:59] You're chill.

[02:09:00] Yeah.

[02:09:01] Yeah.

[02:09:02] Sorry.

[02:09:02] Those are the mimics.

[02:09:04] There.

[02:09:04] Yeah.

[02:09:04] And then Rob is like.

[02:09:06] There.

[02:09:08] He's a smaller one.

[02:09:09] Yeah.

[02:09:10] So yeah.

[02:09:11] The middle one there is the one you're attacking.

[02:09:13] Okay.

[02:09:14] What, Rob?

[02:09:23] 16 to hit.

[02:09:24] That'll hit.

[02:09:25] So he's ensnared.

[02:09:27] Yep.

[02:09:27] Grinds pop out of the ground.

[02:09:29] And bind him and do 1d6 damage per turn.

[02:09:32] He's ensnared.

[02:09:33] He has to beat a strength check DC.

[02:09:39] How much damage is that?

[02:09:41] I haven't actually pulled damage damage yet.

[02:09:44] Okay.

[02:09:45] This actually is a ranged attack.

[02:09:47] As well.

[02:09:48] Okay.

[02:09:52] Check against your spell save DC.

[02:09:58] The hell is a spell save DC?

[02:09:59] Okay.

[02:10:00] Right?

[02:10:00] You're not a spell caster.

[02:10:02] I'm not a spell caster.

[02:10:02] But you are a spell caster.

[02:10:03] He takes 1 damage.

[02:10:04] 1 damage?

[02:10:05] Okay.

[02:10:05] From that and then.

[02:10:06] From the actual impact.

[02:10:07] From the actual impact.

[02:10:08] From the grabbing things?

[02:10:08] Yeah.

[02:10:09] Okay.

[02:10:09] Would his calculation be different than mine?

[02:10:11] Because mine is 8 plus proficiency plus whatever your spell casting.

[02:10:16] That should be what it is.

[02:10:18] I'm just double checking.

[02:10:19] Yeah.

[02:10:20] So 8 plus what?

[02:10:23] It should be 8 plus proficiency plus whatever your spell casting attribute is.

[02:10:31] 8 plus proficiency plus wisdom modifier.

[02:10:34] Oh.

[02:10:35] So 8 plus 6, 14 DC.

[02:10:37] So it has to be to 14?

[02:10:39] Yeah.

[02:10:39] To escape.

[02:10:40] And that's a strength roll?

[02:10:41] Strength roll.

[02:10:42] Yeah.

[02:10:43] And then so I get...

[02:10:44] Is he damaged?

[02:10:46] You damaged...

[02:10:47] You gave him 1 damage.

[02:10:48] He was undamaged until you got that 1...

[02:10:51] Okay.

[02:10:51] So that doesn't count then.

[02:10:55] But if you get a second shot...

[02:10:58] Then it would count.

[02:10:59] And then he takes another 6 from the actual arrow.

[02:11:03] Okay.

[02:11:04] Oh, right.

[02:11:04] You don't get a second shot yet.

[02:11:05] I don't get a second shot yet.

[02:11:06] Yeah.

[02:11:07] Well, it is his turn now.

[02:11:08] Mm-hmm.

[02:11:09] So he's going to roll a strength.

[02:11:12] Why am I not rolling?

[02:11:13] He's going to roll a dice cut.

[02:11:14] You're really going to start doing that.

[02:11:16] 8.

[02:11:17] So he is still stuck.

[02:11:18] He's like...

[02:11:20] And the other one's just like...

[02:11:21] Peace.

[02:11:23] He's a really normal voice.

[02:11:28] So that's...

[02:11:29] Yeah.

[02:11:29] So he's trying...

[02:11:29] That mimic is trying to like...

[02:11:31] Get out from the...

[02:11:32] The ensnarement.

[02:11:34] The other one...

[02:11:35] The one next...

[02:11:36] The next one down the road...

[02:11:37] Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[02:11:37] The next one down the roster...

[02:11:40] Is going to try and...

[02:11:42] And just defenestrate itself through the window.

[02:11:46] And it's going to set off the alarm.

[02:11:48] If it does, manage a break through that glass.

[02:11:50] But does he not have to get past his buddy first?

[02:11:56] He did specifically shoot the one furthest away.

[02:11:59] I will roll a disadvantage.

[02:12:00] Okay.

[02:12:01] Against the glass.

[02:12:07] From easyroaddisc.com.

[02:12:08] Damn.

[02:12:08] That's like the same as rolling regular.

[02:12:11] What else?

[02:12:18] Just know.

[02:12:20] That's...

[02:12:20] That's...

[02:12:21] Actually...

[02:12:23] It's glass.

[02:12:26] But it's like bank glass.

[02:12:28] It should be pretty solid glass.

[02:12:31] Yeah, it's like crystals.

[02:12:33] Damn, it's a 15.